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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,392 --> 00:00:02,425 (Mindy) I actually don't mind being single, 2 00:00:02,466 --> 00:00:03,562 because I live in New York City-- 3 00:00:03,595 --> 00:00:04,700 the greatest city in the world. 4 00:00:04,733 --> 00:00:06,962 Here's what I do mind... When your lying, 5 00:00:06,995 --> 00:00:08,861 drug addict, two-timing ex-boyfriend 6 00:00:08,902 --> 00:00:11,154 sends you a beautiful wedding invitation. 7 00:00:11,187 --> 00:00:13,827 And he's marrying someone named Corinne? 8 00:00:13,860 --> 00:00:16,805 I'm-- I'm sorry if I'm boring you. 9 00:00:16,838 --> 00:00:19,337 (Josh) "All You Need Is Love." The Beatles. 10 00:00:19,370 --> 00:00:21,328 Ugh. God. 11 00:00:21,361 --> 00:00:23,655 [Sighs] 12 00:00:26,930 --> 00:00:29,900 [Hip-hop music] 13 00:00:29,933 --> 00:00:32,920 [Woman vocalizing] 14 00:00:32,954 --> 00:00:39,004 15 00:00:39,005 --> 00:00:41,205 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 16 00:00:41,678 --> 00:00:43,216 [Indistinct chatter] 17 00:00:43,249 --> 00:00:44,319 (Danny) Yeah? 18 00:00:44,352 --> 00:00:45,582 - Hey. - Hey. 19 00:00:45,615 --> 00:00:46,916 Tomorrow night when we go to Josh's wedding, 20 00:00:46,949 --> 00:00:48,282 do you think we should take your car 21 00:00:48,316 --> 00:00:49,985 or something a little less boring? 22 00:00:50,018 --> 00:00:51,988 I'm asking, 'cause I found this pretty cool flyer 23 00:00:52,021 --> 00:00:53,725 in the trash, for a place in Queens 24 00:00:53,758 --> 00:00:59,337 that rents out "A-1 luxurious USA automobiles." 25 00:00:59,370 --> 00:01:01,508 Your old sports lawyer boyfriend Josh? 26 00:01:01,542 --> 00:01:03,245 Yeah, I can't go. 27 00:01:03,278 --> 00:01:04,508 No, no, no. You're gonna drive, 28 00:01:04,541 --> 00:01:05,780 so I can put on my makeup and drink in the car. 29 00:01:05,813 --> 00:01:06,846 Yeah, Mindy, I really can't go. 30 00:01:06,879 --> 00:01:08,321 My kid brother Richie's in town. 31 00:01:08,354 --> 00:01:10,018 He says he's got big news. 32 00:01:10,051 --> 00:01:12,254 I'm hoping he's moving back to New York. 33 00:01:12,287 --> 00:01:13,915 Your baby brother Richie, who you raised 34 00:01:13,949 --> 00:01:15,926 when your deadbeat dad walked out on you? 35 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:17,760 Aw, two little guys... 36 00:01:17,793 --> 00:01:18,826 Okay. 37 00:01:18,866 --> 00:01:20,095 Taking on the big city, 38 00:01:20,128 --> 00:01:21,923 sleeping in a sardine can-- Okay. 39 00:01:21,956 --> 00:01:23,292 Do not distract me. 40 00:01:23,325 --> 00:01:24,830 You said that you would come to this wedding with me. 41 00:01:24,863 --> 00:01:25,998 Just go by yourself. 42 00:01:26,031 --> 00:01:27,797 Go by myself to an ex's wedding? 43 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:29,931 Are you crazy? I'll look pathetic. 44 00:01:29,964 --> 00:01:32,466 I always love going to places alone. 45 00:01:32,499 --> 00:01:34,800 That way, I get to wear my Springsteen bandana, 46 00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:37,104 listen to my transistor radio. 47 00:01:37,137 --> 00:01:38,840 You're describing a pathetic person. 48 00:01:38,873 --> 00:01:40,071 Maybe the universe is telling you 49 00:01:40,104 --> 00:01:41,838 not to go to another ex's wedding. 50 00:01:41,871 --> 00:01:43,774 The last time, you gave an intoxicated speech, 51 00:01:43,807 --> 00:01:45,571 and you rode your bike into a pool. 52 00:01:45,612 --> 00:01:46,870 I guess I could call Josh and tell him 53 00:01:46,904 --> 00:01:48,268 I'm busy with work. 54 00:01:48,301 --> 00:01:50,871 Or I could fake my own death. 55 00:01:50,904 --> 00:01:51,999 No, you know what? 56 00:01:52,039 --> 00:01:53,975 I'm not gonna go down that path. 57 00:01:57,180 --> 00:01:58,643 [Inhales] 58 00:01:58,683 --> 00:02:01,048 Okay. 59 00:02:01,081 --> 00:02:02,511 [Phone line ringing] 60 00:02:02,544 --> 00:02:05,147 [Phone ringing] 61 00:02:05,180 --> 00:02:07,247 Mindy, hey. 62 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:08,974 Hey, Josh, I just wanted to say that 63 00:02:09,015 --> 00:02:10,511 I can't come to your wedding 64 00:02:10,544 --> 00:02:12,984 because of a work emergency with a VIP patient. 65 00:02:13,017 --> 00:02:14,288 I wish I could tell you who it is, 66 00:02:14,321 --> 00:02:16,119 but Jay-Z would be furious. 67 00:02:16,152 --> 00:02:17,993 Sorry. It's Beyonce. 68 00:02:18,026 --> 00:02:19,959 Cool, I get it. But just so you know, 69 00:02:19,992 --> 00:02:21,957 you don't need to feel intimidated or anything. 70 00:02:21,990 --> 00:02:24,093 Oh. I don't feel intimidated. 71 00:02:24,126 --> 00:02:26,093 Like I said, it's because of a work thing. 72 00:02:26,126 --> 00:02:28,196 Ah, being a professional woman-- 73 00:02:28,229 --> 00:02:29,859 balancing work and personal life, 74 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,299 ah, it's so hard. 75 00:02:31,332 --> 00:02:32,997 It's tough to go to an ex's wedding, 76 00:02:33,038 --> 00:02:34,932 and I got engaged so quickly. 77 00:02:34,973 --> 00:02:36,804 But you'll find someone eventually. 78 00:02:36,837 --> 00:02:39,205 - You're great. - I know that I'm great. 79 00:02:39,238 --> 00:02:42,044 Oh, look, I just got an email from Beyonce. 80 00:02:42,077 --> 00:02:44,476 Turns out, cranberry juice did the trick, 81 00:02:44,509 --> 00:02:45,979 so I can come to your wedding. 82 00:02:46,012 --> 00:02:47,242 Okay, good. 83 00:02:47,282 --> 00:02:50,047 And I'm bringing a date. 84 00:02:54,444 --> 00:02:56,451 Who to ask? 85 00:02:57,580 --> 00:02:59,082 Mmm. Mmm. 86 00:02:59,115 --> 00:03:00,714 - Ugh. - [Sneezes] 87 00:03:02,187 --> 00:03:05,750 - [Click] - Yuck. 88 00:03:05,783 --> 00:03:08,756 [Soft romantic music] 89 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:15,855 90 00:03:15,888 --> 00:03:17,896 Hello there, young man. 91 00:03:17,929 --> 00:03:20,391 - Hey. - I'm Mindy Lahiri. 92 00:03:20,424 --> 00:03:21,799 Doctor, woman. 93 00:03:21,832 --> 00:03:24,231 Can I help you find what you're looking for, 94 00:03:24,264 --> 00:03:25,366 - who you're looking for? - I-- 95 00:03:25,399 --> 00:03:26,566 (Danny) There he is. 96 00:03:26,599 --> 00:03:29,532 - There he is. There he is. - Whoa. How you doing? 97 00:03:29,565 --> 00:03:31,267 - Give me a kiss. Mwah. - Get over here. 98 00:03:31,300 --> 00:03:33,171 Danny, Danny, is this your trainer? 99 00:03:33,204 --> 00:03:35,506 - It's my little brother Richie. - Wow. 100 00:03:35,539 --> 00:03:36,937 [Whispers] He's hot. 101 00:03:36,970 --> 00:03:38,337 Okay, take it easy, Mrs. Robinson. 102 00:03:38,371 --> 00:03:40,240 - He's not for you. - Okay, I'm way too young 103 00:03:40,274 --> 00:03:42,272 to understand your graduate reference. 104 00:03:42,312 --> 00:03:44,007 Oh, my God. Where are you visiting from? 105 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:45,175 Heaven? 106 00:03:45,208 --> 00:03:46,711 You look like a young Marlon Brando. 107 00:03:46,744 --> 00:03:48,313 - Look at that skin. - Okay, stop. 108 00:03:48,354 --> 00:03:49,988 - Hey, hey, hey. - A little close. 109 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:51,894 - Dope outfit. - Thank you. 110 00:03:51,927 --> 00:03:54,230 - I love your hair. That's a fun braid. - Thank you. 111 00:03:54,263 --> 00:03:56,030 (Danny) Okay, okay. Everybody take it easy. 112 00:03:56,063 --> 00:03:57,566 Richie's here to spend a wild weekend 113 00:03:57,599 --> 00:03:58,963 - with his big brother. - Oh, wild weekend? 114 00:03:58,996 --> 00:04:00,227 - Yeah. - Wild weekend? What are we gonna do? 115 00:04:00,268 --> 00:04:01,468 We gonna watch a Ken Burns documentary 116 00:04:01,501 --> 00:04:03,301 and look at a telescope, fall asleep at 9:30? 117 00:04:03,334 --> 00:04:06,142 Ooh. Burn on you, Dr. C. 118 00:04:06,175 --> 00:04:07,373 I-I'm just visiting for a week from Florida. 119 00:04:07,406 --> 00:04:08,836 Yeah, yeah, he had to tear himself away 120 00:04:08,877 --> 00:04:12,139 - from all those hot bodies down at South Beach, right? - Okay. 121 00:04:12,180 --> 00:04:13,379 I know Florida from the movies. 122 00:04:13,412 --> 00:04:15,778 Are you a cocaine salesman or a pet detective? 123 00:04:15,811 --> 00:04:18,052 Oh, no, I'm a tennis pro on Palm Beach. 124 00:04:18,085 --> 00:04:21,794 Anyway, I'm having a party tomorrow night at my place. 125 00:04:21,827 --> 00:04:23,490 You can't have a party tomorrow night, 'cause I can't make it. 126 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:25,328 - [Inhales] - I have to go to Josh's wedding. 127 00:04:25,361 --> 00:04:26,695 That's perfect timing. 128 00:04:26,728 --> 00:04:28,758 Okay, look at him. He's got the Castellano curse. 129 00:04:28,799 --> 00:04:30,798 He's got a perfect face. 130 00:04:33,667 --> 00:04:36,492 Hey, guys, Danny's brother is totally gay, right? 131 00:04:36,525 --> 00:04:37,562 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 132 00:04:37,595 --> 00:04:39,088 - What? What makes you say that? - 100%. 133 00:04:39,129 --> 00:04:40,759 Oh, I know my gay guys. 134 00:04:40,792 --> 00:04:42,792 I let all the guys in my college madrigal group 135 00:04:42,835 --> 00:04:44,667 touch my boob, just so they could feel one. 136 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:47,068 Yeah, and what straight guy says, "Fun braid"? 137 00:04:47,101 --> 00:04:48,435 Mm. 138 00:04:48,468 --> 00:04:51,210 Oh, my God. Do you think that's why Richie's in town? 139 00:04:51,243 --> 00:04:52,708 He's gonna come out of the closet to Danny, 140 00:04:52,741 --> 00:04:54,045 and Danny's so Catholic. 141 00:04:54,078 --> 00:04:56,475 I mean, he says a prayer before he has chewing gum. 142 00:04:56,516 --> 00:04:58,210 And he does not like surprises. 143 00:04:58,251 --> 00:05:00,282 That's why he hates boxes of chocolate, 144 00:05:00,315 --> 00:05:02,252 because he wants to know what he's gonna get. 145 00:05:02,285 --> 00:05:05,954 Okay, look. I know that 99.9% 146 00:05:05,987 --> 00:05:07,427 of the people who call for an escort 147 00:05:07,460 --> 00:05:08,859 really just want a prostitute. 148 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:10,164 And of those people who insist that 149 00:05:10,197 --> 00:05:11,228 they just want an escort, 150 00:05:11,262 --> 00:05:12,630 I know that they kinda want sex. 151 00:05:12,663 --> 00:05:15,367 But I am just a nice woman who is looking 152 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:18,136 for an escort to escort her to a wedding, okay? 153 00:05:18,177 --> 00:05:20,010 And yes, if he's good-looking, I would consider-- 154 00:05:20,043 --> 00:05:21,274 [Knock at door] Hey, Min. 155 00:05:21,315 --> 00:05:22,777 Word on the street is you're looking 156 00:05:22,810 --> 00:05:24,881 for a plus-one to go to a wedding with you. 157 00:05:24,914 --> 00:05:26,953 No, that-- You are misinformed. 158 00:05:26,986 --> 00:05:28,185 I just heard you on the phone 159 00:05:28,218 --> 00:05:29,322 talking to a prostitute. 160 00:05:29,355 --> 00:05:31,355 For your information, I balked at the price. 161 00:05:31,388 --> 00:05:32,492 You need to let me come. 162 00:05:32,525 --> 00:05:34,230 You need a plus-one. I kill at weddings. 163 00:05:34,263 --> 00:05:35,493 They call me "Mr. Wedding." 164 00:05:35,526 --> 00:05:37,364 That means you scam on all the bridesmaids. 165 00:05:37,397 --> 00:05:38,795 You make everyone clear the dance floor, 166 00:05:38,828 --> 00:05:40,362 so you can break-dance badly. 167 00:05:40,395 --> 00:05:41,763 And then somehow, at the end of the night, 168 00:05:41,804 --> 00:05:42,771 you're up there with the band, 169 00:05:42,804 --> 00:05:44,068 and you're air saxophoning. 170 00:05:44,101 --> 00:05:47,342 Mindy, I can't spend another Saturday night 171 00:05:47,375 --> 00:05:49,174 stalking ex-girlfriends on the internet, 172 00:05:49,215 --> 00:05:51,182 hoping to find a breast-feeding pic. 173 00:05:51,215 --> 00:05:53,914 - God. - I need to meet someone. 174 00:05:53,947 --> 00:05:55,975 In an effort to get you to stop telling me 175 00:05:56,008 --> 00:05:59,044 these sad tales, you can come. 176 00:05:59,077 --> 00:06:01,314 [Snaps fingers] You won't regret this. 177 00:06:01,347 --> 00:06:03,484 And I won't regret this. 178 00:06:03,517 --> 00:06:05,782 Because I probably won't remember any of it. 179 00:06:05,823 --> 00:06:07,857 Okay. 180 00:06:11,421 --> 00:06:12,587 Josh, I can't believe you thought 181 00:06:12,628 --> 00:06:14,952 I was Kerry Washington for a second. 182 00:06:14,992 --> 00:06:16,591 That's so random. 183 00:06:16,624 --> 00:06:18,254 [Knock at door] 184 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:19,622 (Peter) Let's go. I don't wanna miss the cocktail hour. 185 00:06:19,662 --> 00:06:21,462 The door is open, Peter. 186 00:06:21,495 --> 00:06:24,029 My God, if you are wearing cargo shorts 187 00:06:24,062 --> 00:06:27,062 or your "Legalize Weed" t-shirt-- 188 00:06:29,398 --> 00:06:31,699 - Whoa. - Hey. 189 00:06:31,732 --> 00:06:34,941 Mr. Wedding. Nice to meet you. 190 00:06:34,974 --> 00:06:37,740 Nice to meet you. 191 00:06:40,065 --> 00:06:42,396 (Danny) God, I feel like he could be in a boy band. 192 00:06:42,429 --> 00:06:44,670 Look at Richie. 193 00:06:44,703 --> 00:06:48,472 - He reminds of a-- like a young you. - Mm-hmm. 194 00:06:48,505 --> 00:06:50,207 I bet you I have to sleep on the couch tonight, 195 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:52,079 with the white noise machine on. 196 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:53,744 But you wouldn't be disappointed 197 00:06:53,777 --> 00:06:56,415 if he didn't hook up with a girl, right? 198 00:06:56,448 --> 00:07:01,381 Or, like, if he hooked up with, like, a non-girl? 199 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:03,350 It better be a non-girl, he's gay. 200 00:07:03,391 --> 00:07:05,452 - [Spits] - You okay? 201 00:07:05,485 --> 00:07:06,691 You know Richie's gay? 202 00:07:06,724 --> 00:07:10,026 No, Morgan, a straight guy won Mr. Gay Fort Lauderdale. 203 00:07:10,060 --> 00:07:12,761 Yes, I know he's gay, of course. 204 00:07:12,794 --> 00:07:14,254 How did you know this? 205 00:07:14,287 --> 00:07:15,925 You didn't need to be a Columbo. 206 00:07:15,958 --> 00:07:18,188 The fourth grade, he goes to Halloween 207 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:21,398 dressed as Sharon Stone from Basic Instinct. 208 00:07:21,431 --> 00:07:23,869 - Whoa. - He's gay. 209 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:25,437 So as many of you know, 210 00:07:25,470 --> 00:07:28,408 Corinne and I met in a carpentry class in rehab. 211 00:07:28,441 --> 00:07:30,406 I hated carpentry. It sucks. 212 00:07:30,439 --> 00:07:32,637 What am I, a caveman? Use metal. 213 00:07:32,677 --> 00:07:34,813 But being an addict, 214 00:07:34,846 --> 00:07:36,447 I quickly became obsessed with it. 215 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:39,081 And I made us these. 216 00:07:39,122 --> 00:07:40,649 [Applause] 217 00:07:40,690 --> 00:07:42,824 Wow. Look at the craftsmanship. 218 00:07:42,857 --> 00:07:44,256 They're amazing. 219 00:07:44,289 --> 00:07:45,561 Now, maybe I'm getting sentimental 220 00:07:45,594 --> 00:07:46,930 from the sparkling apple juice, 221 00:07:46,963 --> 00:07:50,131 but I'd like to think these will last forever-- 222 00:07:50,164 --> 00:07:51,667 like us. 223 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:54,941 [Applause] 224 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,440 - Great. - To a beautiful couple. 225 00:07:56,481 --> 00:07:58,315 You'll make beautiful babies. 226 00:07:58,348 --> 00:08:00,547 A year ago, that guy was literally in a gutter, 227 00:08:00,588 --> 00:08:01,714 I'll have you know. 228 00:08:01,755 --> 00:08:04,615 And now he is having my dream adorable wedding. 229 00:08:04,648 --> 00:08:06,455 All right, the Mason jars, the cupcakes 230 00:08:06,488 --> 00:08:08,456 cutely arranged in tiers instead of a wedding cake. 231 00:08:08,489 --> 00:08:11,530 That was my idea, that I had in a dream. 232 00:08:11,563 --> 00:08:13,531 I wish I had written it down. Now I could sue them. 233 00:08:13,564 --> 00:08:15,195 Wow. That was very moving. 234 00:08:15,236 --> 00:08:18,238 Oh, cool, Shawne "Merryman" has some kind of thing to say now. 235 00:08:18,271 --> 00:08:19,374 It's Shawne Merriman. 236 00:08:19,407 --> 00:08:20,672 Ladies and gentlemen, lights out. 237 00:08:20,712 --> 00:08:22,944 That's my catchphrase-- lights out. 238 00:08:22,977 --> 00:08:25,142 I feel you. Table nine holds you down, Shawne. 239 00:08:25,175 --> 00:08:26,749 Shh. You're reacting too loudly. 240 00:08:26,782 --> 00:08:28,916 [Shania Twain's You're Still The One] 241 00:08:28,949 --> 00:08:31,050 looks like we made it _ 242 00:08:31,083 --> 00:08:32,848 [Laughter] 243 00:08:32,881 --> 00:08:35,080 Oh, my God. Look at this couple. 244 00:08:35,113 --> 00:08:36,322 Have you ever? 245 00:08:36,355 --> 00:08:38,122 Can you imagine being in something like this? 246 00:08:38,155 --> 00:08:40,520 I dated him. I-I could imagine it. 247 00:08:40,553 --> 00:08:41,824 Hold on. You dated that guy? 248 00:08:41,857 --> 00:08:43,484 That's why we got invited to this, is I dated him. 249 00:08:43,517 --> 00:08:45,555 You dated Bourne Ultimatum or whatever? 250 00:08:45,588 --> 00:08:46,923 Okay, he's not that good-looking. 251 00:08:46,956 --> 00:08:49,522 they'll never make it 252 00:08:49,555 --> 00:08:51,122 that's a nice one. 253 00:08:51,163 --> 00:08:53,496 But anyone can be professionally styled 254 00:08:53,529 --> 00:08:54,792 to look cute in a photo. 255 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:57,800 I've done it, like, ten times at the mall. 256 00:08:57,834 --> 00:09:01,164 I think they're gonna make it. 257 00:09:01,197 --> 00:09:03,028 258 00:09:03,068 --> 00:09:04,036 still the one 259 00:09:04,069 --> 00:09:06,005 Mindy, I could sit here all night 260 00:09:06,038 --> 00:09:07,834 pouting about my ex. 261 00:09:07,867 --> 00:09:09,865 But I'm gonna choose to go party my nards off, 262 00:09:09,906 --> 00:09:11,272 and I would hope that you would come with me 263 00:09:11,305 --> 00:09:12,871 and party your oves off as well. 264 00:09:12,904 --> 00:09:15,904 I don't feel like it, Peter. 265 00:09:15,945 --> 00:09:17,112 Let's do it. 266 00:09:17,145 --> 00:09:18,840 Mr. and Mrs. Wedding, to the dance floor. 267 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:20,248 - What? - More wine. 268 00:09:20,281 --> 00:09:21,711 No, no, no, no, no. 269 00:09:21,744 --> 00:09:23,217 No one's dancing yet. We're gonna look really lame. 270 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:24,418 It's a wedding, you're supposed to look lame. 271 00:09:24,451 --> 00:09:26,385 - Peter, no, Peter! - Hey, yo, DJ Tanner. 272 00:09:26,418 --> 00:09:28,424 This dance floor needs to be a full house. 273 00:09:28,457 --> 00:09:29,954 No, no, no, no, no. 274 00:09:29,994 --> 00:09:30,995 I'm so sorry. 275 00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:32,795 I barely know him, sorry. 276 00:09:32,828 --> 00:09:36,559 (Lionel Richie) well, my friends, the time has come 277 00:09:36,591 --> 00:09:38,126 Keep your jacket on. 278 00:09:38,159 --> 00:09:40,125 Come on, get out here. 279 00:09:40,166 --> 00:09:41,629 Stop it. 280 00:09:41,662 --> 00:09:43,296 everybody sing 281 00:09:43,329 --> 00:09:45,031 Peter, what are you doing? 282 00:09:45,065 --> 00:09:48,833 lose yourself in wild romance 283 00:09:48,866 --> 00:09:52,044 we're going to party, karamu 284 00:09:52,077 --> 00:09:54,242 Come here. Dance like this. 285 00:09:54,275 --> 00:09:55,473 Uh, okay. 286 00:09:55,506 --> 00:09:57,473 - Like, close, like that. - All right. 287 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:58,577 Yeah. 288 00:09:58,610 --> 00:09:59,776 all night long 289 00:09:59,809 --> 00:10:01,447 - There you go, that's it. - Peter-- 290 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,742 all night, all night long 291 00:10:03,783 --> 00:10:05,750 - You're really good, Peter. - Thanks. 292 00:10:05,783 --> 00:10:07,615 I've been to, like, 15 proms. 293 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:08,782 all night long 294 00:10:08,815 --> 00:10:10,820 Oh, my God. That's my jam. 295 00:10:10,853 --> 00:10:13,123 - All right. - Okay, I don't think so, pal. 296 00:10:13,156 --> 00:10:15,491 Yep. 297 00:10:15,524 --> 00:10:17,288 - Look what you did. - See? 298 00:10:17,321 --> 00:10:19,654 And I will take these Martinis. Mmm. 299 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:22,891 Oh, uh, okay. Thank you. 300 00:10:22,924 --> 00:10:27,154 301 00:10:27,195 --> 00:10:28,626 come join our party 302 00:10:28,659 --> 00:10:32,593 see how we play 303 00:10:32,626 --> 00:10:34,495 oh 304 00:10:34,528 --> 00:10:36,628 yes 305 00:10:36,661 --> 00:10:39,669 we're gonna have a party, yeah 306 00:10:39,702 --> 00:10:41,635 all night long 307 00:10:41,668 --> 00:10:43,568 Who's that guy? Is he single? 308 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:48,132 Uh, that's Mr. Wedding, and he's with me. 309 00:10:48,165 --> 00:10:51,002 yeah, feel good, feel good 310 00:10:51,035 --> 00:10:53,771 [Cheers and applause] 311 00:10:53,804 --> 00:10:57,003 (Richie) Danny, stop trying to set me up with Anderson Cooper. 312 00:10:57,044 --> 00:10:58,609 Are you back with Ramon? 313 00:10:58,642 --> 00:11:01,269 Big lats like that, how does that guy buy suits? 314 00:11:01,302 --> 00:11:02,508 Ramon was way too into his body, you know? 315 00:11:02,541 --> 00:11:05,442 - I was basically a gym widow. - Uh-huh. 316 00:11:05,476 --> 00:11:08,343 Look. I-I got something for you. 317 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:09,806 - What? - Yeah. 318 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:11,840 - Wait here. - You got me something? 319 00:11:11,881 --> 00:11:14,514 (Danny) Look at this kid-- good posture, good manners. 320 00:11:14,547 --> 00:11:15,913 The only gift you need to give me 321 00:11:15,946 --> 00:11:18,079 - is a visit from your gay ass. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 322 00:11:18,119 --> 00:11:19,350 You didn't need to bring me anything. 323 00:11:19,383 --> 00:11:20,582 What'd you get me? 324 00:11:20,615 --> 00:11:23,720 Did you wrap this yourself? 325 00:11:25,088 --> 00:11:27,388 The Miami Vice soundtrack? Are you kidding me? 326 00:11:27,421 --> 00:11:28,692 Look. Can you believe this? 327 00:11:28,725 --> 00:11:29,828 Morgan, Miami Vice. 328 00:11:29,861 --> 00:11:31,595 I think I might be too young for that show. 329 00:11:31,628 --> 00:11:33,129 This was my favorite show growing up. 330 00:11:33,162 --> 00:11:34,928 What are you-- I love this. 331 00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:37,865 Flamingos, bikinis, Edward Olmos. 332 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:40,094 Look at this. How'd you know? 333 00:11:40,127 --> 00:11:41,567 This was before you were born. 334 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,800 You know, the gift isn't from me. 335 00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:45,504 It's from dad. 336 00:11:45,537 --> 00:11:47,807 He said you guys used to watch it together, so-- 337 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,775 It's from dad? 338 00:11:54,575 --> 00:11:55,581 [Gasps] 339 00:11:55,614 --> 00:11:56,581 - What the hell? - Get in there. 340 00:11:56,614 --> 00:11:58,014 - Dan, come on, Dan. - Get in there. 341 00:11:58,047 --> 00:12:00,217 (Morgan) Hey, hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 342 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:01,554 (Danny) No, no, no, no. Get in here. 343 00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:02,787 You didn't come to visit me? 344 00:12:02,828 --> 00:12:04,860 You came on a mission for that loser? 345 00:12:04,893 --> 00:12:06,196 What does he want? What does he want? 346 00:12:06,229 --> 00:12:08,334 He wants money? Does he want my bone marrow? 347 00:12:08,367 --> 00:12:10,165 - Don't let him near your marrow. - He doesn't want anything. 348 00:12:10,198 --> 00:12:12,068 - He just wants to get to know me. - Oh, come on. 349 00:12:12,101 --> 00:12:14,467 You're so gullible. You were always so gullible. 350 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,603 Your pet turtle? Shelley Long? 351 00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:19,366 Yeah, seven turtles. 352 00:12:19,407 --> 00:12:20,636 Look, I'm sorry I didn't have a chance 353 00:12:20,669 --> 00:12:23,069 to destroy my relationship with dad. 354 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:26,709 And the pizza oven isn't even hot enough. 355 00:12:26,742 --> 00:12:29,751 What'd you say? What'd you just say? 356 00:12:29,784 --> 00:12:32,580 (Danny) Don't you dare disrespect my pizza oven. 357 00:12:35,282 --> 00:12:36,986 Mindy, hey. 358 00:12:37,019 --> 00:12:38,619 Hey, Josh. 359 00:12:38,653 --> 00:12:41,423 I have to say, this is a perfect wedding. 360 00:12:41,464 --> 00:12:43,664 Good, thank you. You look really nice. 361 00:12:43,697 --> 00:12:44,801 That dress makes you look more proportional 362 00:12:44,834 --> 00:12:46,330 than you actually are. 363 00:12:46,371 --> 00:12:47,737 You're the life of the party. 364 00:12:47,770 --> 00:12:49,339 And that guy you brought, who is that? 365 00:12:49,372 --> 00:12:50,940 - He's the best. - [Chuckles] Peter. 366 00:12:50,973 --> 00:12:52,813 Yeah, Peter's all right. 367 00:12:52,846 --> 00:12:55,181 You two make a cute couple, huh? 368 00:12:55,214 --> 00:12:57,582 - You go great together. - Oh, thank you. 369 00:12:57,615 --> 00:12:59,184 I guess we do. 370 00:12:59,217 --> 00:13:01,424 - [Giggles] - Oh, baby. 371 00:13:06,134 --> 00:13:07,302 [Gasps] 372 00:13:07,335 --> 00:13:08,606 - Really? - Oh, God. Oh, God. 373 00:13:08,639 --> 00:13:10,142 Peter, what have you done? 374 00:13:10,175 --> 00:13:11,772 She threw herself at me. I can't say no. 375 00:13:11,803 --> 00:13:13,234 You know, it's her day. 376 00:13:13,274 --> 00:13:14,769 I wanna make sure it's just as she dreamed as a little girl. 377 00:13:14,802 --> 00:13:16,305 (Mindy) Oh, my God. 378 00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:17,873 Josh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! 379 00:13:17,906 --> 00:13:19,305 - It's you're day too, and I'm sorry. - Shut up, shut up! 380 00:13:19,346 --> 00:13:20,345 Josh, calm down, okay? 381 00:13:20,378 --> 00:13:21,713 Let's just get you a drink. 382 00:13:21,746 --> 00:13:23,512 - I can't have a drink, Mindy! - God, that's right. 383 00:13:23,545 --> 00:13:24,912 What, now you're trying to knock me off the wagon, 384 00:13:24,944 --> 00:13:28,151 - in addition to bring this-- this greasy creep... - Greasy? 385 00:13:28,184 --> 00:13:29,446 ...to have sex with my wife? 386 00:13:29,487 --> 00:13:32,285 Who, by the way, just got out of rehab for sex addiction. 387 00:13:32,318 --> 00:13:35,124 (Both) Ohh. That makes-- 388 00:13:35,157 --> 00:13:36,252 No, no, no, no! 389 00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:37,292 Because it was different, 390 00:13:37,325 --> 00:13:38,725 and she clearly had done it before. 391 00:13:38,758 --> 00:13:40,326 Why are you not more mad? 392 00:13:40,359 --> 00:13:41,494 Your boyfriend just cheated on you 393 00:13:41,527 --> 00:13:43,565 on a diaper change station. 394 00:13:43,598 --> 00:13:45,503 - We have an open relationship. - He's not my boyfriend. 395 00:13:45,536 --> 00:13:48,072 - He's just some loser from work that I brought. - Hey. 396 00:13:48,105 --> 00:13:49,440 This is pathetic. 397 00:13:49,473 --> 00:13:51,010 You're pathetic. 398 00:13:51,043 --> 00:13:52,777 [Door opens] 399 00:13:52,810 --> 00:13:54,312 I think I'm in love with her. 400 00:13:54,345 --> 00:13:56,015 What is the matter with you? 401 00:13:56,048 --> 00:13:58,908 Richie, wait. 402 00:13:58,949 --> 00:14:01,281 Hey, Richie Castellano-- [Coughs] 403 00:14:01,314 --> 00:14:04,217 Richie, wait, wait. 404 00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:05,417 I gotta talk to you. 405 00:14:05,450 --> 00:14:08,187 My heart. [Coughs] 406 00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:09,820 Uh, listen. 407 00:14:09,853 --> 00:14:11,060 You gotta forgive Danny-- 408 00:14:11,093 --> 00:14:12,356 He's such a dick sometimes, you know? 409 00:14:12,389 --> 00:14:14,923 Yeah, he's obviously a dick, Richie. 410 00:14:14,964 --> 00:14:15,964 - But Danny's changed. - What'd he do? 411 00:14:15,997 --> 00:14:17,260 He watch a WNBA game? 412 00:14:17,301 --> 00:14:19,699 No, he's not a lesbian. No offense. 413 00:14:19,732 --> 00:14:22,667 Danny has been talking about your trip nonstop for weeks. 414 00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:23,869 Really? 415 00:14:23,902 --> 00:14:26,037 Yeah, you can't shut him up about it. 416 00:14:26,070 --> 00:14:27,710 It's bizarre. 417 00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:29,246 And I always thought brothers 418 00:14:29,279 --> 00:14:30,845 were just for taking your Christmas nuts 419 00:14:30,878 --> 00:14:32,548 and holding your head down the loo. 420 00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:34,515 Maybe I should go talk to him. 421 00:14:34,548 --> 00:14:35,745 - Thanks. - Yeah. 422 00:14:35,778 --> 00:14:38,078 Oh, no, we're not jogging, are we? 423 00:14:40,916 --> 00:14:41,947 Hello? 424 00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:43,814 [Knock at door] 425 00:14:45,688 --> 00:14:47,391 (Mindy) Oh, my God, Josh, no, no! 426 00:14:47,424 --> 00:14:50,457 Don't do drugs, say no! Users are losers! 427 00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:52,663 Whoa. 428 00:14:52,696 --> 00:14:55,323 - Cocaine is delicious. - It's powdered sugar. 429 00:14:55,364 --> 00:14:56,562 I'm still sober. 430 00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:58,726 I just find the rituals comforting. 431 00:14:58,759 --> 00:14:59,726 Good. And good for me. 432 00:14:59,759 --> 00:15:00,791 'Cause I'd be a drug addict 433 00:15:00,832 --> 00:15:03,167 if cocaine was as delicious as sugar. 434 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,493 Can I-- Is there any left? 435 00:15:04,534 --> 00:15:05,533 It doesn't matter. 436 00:15:05,566 --> 00:15:07,995 Hey. I'm so sorry. 437 00:15:08,036 --> 00:15:09,401 I only brought Peter to this wedding 438 00:15:09,434 --> 00:15:11,769 because I thought that I needed a date, 439 00:15:11,804 --> 00:15:14,005 so you would think that my life was together. 440 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,310 I get it. 441 00:15:15,343 --> 00:15:17,680 I mean, why do you think I threw this six-figure wedding? 442 00:15:17,714 --> 00:15:19,081 It sure wasn't for the fun of bargaining with 443 00:15:19,114 --> 00:15:20,787 "Roscoe And The Motown Moment." 444 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,523 What are you talking about? 445 00:15:22,556 --> 00:15:25,058 I met a girl in rehab, 446 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,993 who was cheating on her boyfriend with me. 447 00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:28,624 And then after we got engaged, 448 00:15:28,657 --> 00:15:30,329 she cheated on me with the ex-boyfriend. 449 00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:32,527 - Yikes. - But I ignored all the warning signs, 450 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:34,029 because I was in such a rush to prove 451 00:15:34,062 --> 00:15:36,862 I wasn't a drugged-out failure anymore. 452 00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,663 [Sighs] 453 00:15:38,703 --> 00:15:42,898 - No, Josh, no! - Calming mechanism, relax. 454 00:15:42,931 --> 00:15:46,034 Corinne ran out. People are asking questions. 455 00:15:46,067 --> 00:15:47,171 I just really wish I didn't have 456 00:15:47,204 --> 00:15:50,275 to go out there and explain it to everyone. 457 00:15:50,308 --> 00:15:51,777 I shouldn't have come, you know? 458 00:15:51,810 --> 00:15:53,375 Danny was right. Every time I go 459 00:15:53,408 --> 00:15:57,576 to an ex's wedding, I just ruin it. 460 00:15:57,609 --> 00:15:59,944 Josh, I know what to do. 461 00:15:59,985 --> 00:16:01,552 Your fake drug thing helped me. 462 00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:03,520 Wait. What are you doing? 463 00:16:03,553 --> 00:16:06,625 I'm gonna do what I do best at weddings-- 464 00:16:06,658 --> 00:16:09,092 ruin them. 465 00:16:09,126 --> 00:16:10,892 We're having some trouble 466 00:16:10,933 --> 00:16:12,629 tracking down the happy couple. 467 00:16:12,670 --> 00:16:14,136 But don't worry, I'll entertain you 468 00:16:14,169 --> 00:16:17,211 a little bit with some juggling. 469 00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:20,811 (Shawne) I can do it better when-- when I'm by myself. 470 00:16:20,844 --> 00:16:22,784 [Clears throat] Excuse me, Shawne Merriman. 471 00:16:22,785 --> 00:16:24,384 I'd like to use the microphone, I have something to say. 472 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,154 But I can do it, though. I've done it before, I-- 473 00:16:26,187 --> 00:16:27,418 I'm sure you can. You're very good-looking. 474 00:16:27,451 --> 00:16:29,459 All right, everyone, hi. 475 00:16:29,492 --> 00:16:31,987 You might remember me from earlier in the evening, 476 00:16:32,028 --> 00:16:33,824 'cause I was killing it on the dance floor. 477 00:16:33,857 --> 00:16:35,286 Yeah, you're the girl that stole all the meatballs. 478 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,653 Okay, that's somebody else. 479 00:16:36,694 --> 00:16:37,819 I have terrible news. 480 00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:39,322 The wedding has been called off. 481 00:16:39,355 --> 00:16:40,792 Yeah, and it's all my fault. 482 00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:44,823 I tried to have sex with Josh in the bathroom. 483 00:16:44,856 --> 00:16:47,559 And then Corinne walked in. 484 00:16:47,592 --> 00:16:49,264 But it is not Josh's fault at all. 485 00:16:49,297 --> 00:16:51,135 No, Mindy, you don't have to-- 486 00:16:51,168 --> 00:16:52,799 No, Josh, they deserve to know, 487 00:16:52,832 --> 00:16:54,272 because you're a good guy. 488 00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,569 I'm obsessed with you. And I couldn't not have you-- 489 00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:57,840 (Peter) Stop, stop! 490 00:16:57,873 --> 00:16:59,303 Peter, what are you doing here? 491 00:16:59,344 --> 00:17:00,638 You're not doing this alone. 492 00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:01,777 It's true. 493 00:17:01,810 --> 00:17:04,218 I saw the whole thing. 494 00:17:04,251 --> 00:17:06,816 And it was disgusting. 495 00:17:06,849 --> 00:17:08,889 Hey, how many people here are fed up 496 00:17:08,922 --> 00:17:10,018 with airline food, huh? 497 00:17:10,051 --> 00:17:12,187 Show of hands-- Hey, what's the deal with-- 498 00:17:12,228 --> 00:17:13,595 [Stammering] 499 00:17:13,628 --> 00:17:15,595 Guys always wanna watch sports, right? 500 00:17:15,628 --> 00:17:17,596 - And women just-- - Peter, Peter-- Peter, no. 501 00:17:17,629 --> 00:17:19,230 Thanks, you're a good guy. 502 00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:22,206 So all this to say, Josh is not to blame. 503 00:17:22,239 --> 00:17:24,301 We don't blame him. We blame you, meatball. 504 00:17:24,342 --> 00:17:26,172 That's enough, CJ Wilson. 505 00:17:26,205 --> 00:17:27,308 Just because I like to eat meatballs 506 00:17:27,341 --> 00:17:28,813 does not mean I'm made of meatballs. 507 00:17:28,846 --> 00:17:30,645 Well, I think the reason I did it is 508 00:17:30,678 --> 00:17:34,183 because I'm jealous of Josh because his life is great. 509 00:17:34,216 --> 00:17:36,720 - And I'm still kind of a disaster. - Train wreck. 510 00:17:36,753 --> 00:17:40,558 Anyway, so please forgive us. 511 00:17:40,591 --> 00:17:42,790 You ruined true love, you monster. 512 00:17:42,823 --> 00:17:44,261 Oh, my God. 513 00:17:44,294 --> 00:17:47,828 How dare you, CJ Wilson? 514 00:17:47,862 --> 00:17:49,532 Is that the best you got, CJ? 515 00:17:49,566 --> 00:17:51,596 Oh, God, he's got a cannon! 516 00:17:54,015 --> 00:17:56,150 (Morgan) Hey, guys, playing limbo was kind of my idea, 517 00:17:56,183 --> 00:17:58,989 so I'd like a turn. Hello. 518 00:17:59,022 --> 00:18:03,122 - Stupid, stupid, stupid. - Hey. 519 00:18:03,155 --> 00:18:06,454 [Sighs] 520 00:18:06,487 --> 00:18:07,957 Look, Richie, why are you talking to dad? 521 00:18:07,990 --> 00:18:09,755 Come on, he's a loser. 522 00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:11,122 I believe you. 523 00:18:11,155 --> 00:18:13,185 Every time I say the word "Dad," you clench your fist. 524 00:18:13,224 --> 00:18:15,190 - I do not. - Dad. 525 00:18:15,222 --> 00:18:17,955 Oh, God. Why aren't you mad? 526 00:18:17,988 --> 00:18:19,586 I mean, he left us. He left mom. 527 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,892 It's his fault you didn't have a dad. 528 00:18:21,925 --> 00:18:25,824 I don't know, because I did have a dad. 529 00:18:25,857 --> 00:18:27,064 What are you talking about? 530 00:18:27,097 --> 00:18:29,063 You raised me, Danny. 531 00:18:29,096 --> 00:18:30,697 You taught me how to shave. 532 00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:32,066 You taught me how to shave my legs 533 00:18:32,099 --> 00:18:33,465 when I did cabaret. 534 00:18:33,506 --> 00:18:35,601 I love you, Richie. 535 00:18:38,011 --> 00:18:40,479 Look, Danny, dad's in California. 536 00:18:40,512 --> 00:18:42,118 He wants to talk to you. 537 00:18:42,151 --> 00:18:44,517 Yeah, I wanna talk to 1982 Pat Benatar, 538 00:18:44,550 --> 00:18:46,683 but, you know, that's not gonna-- 539 00:18:46,716 --> 00:18:48,819 I don't care that dad sent you. 540 00:18:48,852 --> 00:18:49,955 I'm just glad you're back. 541 00:18:49,988 --> 00:18:53,124 And maybe I can get you to move back. 542 00:18:53,157 --> 00:18:54,628 Come on, you know I gotta live in Florida. 543 00:18:54,661 --> 00:18:56,597 - Why? - I look too good in linen. 544 00:18:56,630 --> 00:18:58,293 Oh, come on, you look great in a garbage bag. 545 00:18:58,334 --> 00:18:59,860 - What are you talking about? - Stop it. 546 00:18:59,901 --> 00:19:01,296 Get over here. Give me a hug. 547 00:19:01,329 --> 00:19:02,800 There you go. 548 00:19:04,970 --> 00:19:08,735 (Hall & Oates) my friends wonder why I call you all the time 549 00:19:08,768 --> 00:19:10,672 what can I say? 550 00:19:10,705 --> 00:19:13,839 I get it, you know, I suck. 551 00:19:13,872 --> 00:19:15,606 It's just, being at a wedding tonight 552 00:19:15,639 --> 00:19:17,710 reminded me that Becca's getting engaged and-- 553 00:19:17,743 --> 00:19:19,141 No, no, stop. 554 00:19:19,174 --> 00:19:22,245 You cannot blame your ex for tonight. 555 00:19:22,278 --> 00:19:24,085 You're right. 556 00:19:24,118 --> 00:19:25,455 You're right. You just-- 557 00:19:25,488 --> 00:19:27,623 You have to understand that Becca took my heart and-- 558 00:19:27,656 --> 00:19:29,023 Stop it, stop it, okay? 559 00:19:29,056 --> 00:19:30,854 You cannot blame Becca 560 00:19:30,887 --> 00:19:32,357 for all of your stupid, bad behavior. 561 00:19:32,390 --> 00:19:35,357 Becca is not some evil wizard that controls your penis. 562 00:19:35,397 --> 00:19:37,628 Can I get "vulnies" with you for a second? 563 00:19:37,661 --> 00:19:39,828 Eh. 564 00:19:39,861 --> 00:19:41,763 When the bride came at me, 565 00:19:41,796 --> 00:19:45,868 I kinda just went with it because... 566 00:19:45,901 --> 00:19:48,370 I haven't had sex in over a year and a half. 567 00:19:48,403 --> 00:19:50,339 What? Are you s-- 568 00:19:50,372 --> 00:19:52,140 You are constantly telling sex stories. 569 00:19:52,181 --> 00:19:54,978 I know-- all from the case files. 570 00:19:55,011 --> 00:19:56,239 The truth is that when we were out there 571 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,308 having fun tonight, that was the longest 572 00:19:58,341 --> 00:20:00,443 I've gone without thinking about Becca in-- 573 00:20:00,476 --> 00:20:02,411 God, I don't even know how long. 574 00:20:02,444 --> 00:20:04,641 It was pretty fun. 575 00:20:04,682 --> 00:20:06,208 Mr. and Ms. Wedding. 576 00:20:06,249 --> 00:20:07,776 You know, when we were out there, 577 00:20:07,817 --> 00:20:09,753 for a microsecond, I looked at you, 578 00:20:09,787 --> 00:20:12,921 and I thought, "Hmm, yeah, 579 00:20:12,954 --> 00:20:17,860 I could see how someone could date that guy." 580 00:20:17,893 --> 00:20:20,261 - You love me. - What? 581 00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,997 - You love me. - No, I don't. 582 00:20:22,030 --> 00:20:26,208 You wanna make adorable, mixed-race babies with me. 583 00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:27,471 Absolutely not. 584 00:20:27,504 --> 00:20:29,742 I wanna make mixed-race babies with Michael Fassbender. 585 00:20:29,776 --> 00:20:31,046 You want me to pull the car over, 586 00:20:31,079 --> 00:20:32,646 so we can get it on, or you just wanna go to town? 587 00:20:32,679 --> 00:20:35,182 Oh, my God. I gently complimented you. 588 00:20:35,215 --> 00:20:36,813 Look at us. We're having our first fight. 589 00:20:36,846 --> 00:20:38,884 I'm gonna throw up. No more talking. 590 00:20:38,917 --> 00:20:41,421 Just silence. 591 00:20:43,087 --> 00:20:44,526 (Morgan) Go, go, go, go, go. 592 00:20:44,559 --> 00:20:48,061 [Cheers and applause] 593 00:20:48,094 --> 00:20:49,557 Yes, yes! 594 00:20:49,598 --> 00:20:52,631 Great limbo, Richie. He can limbo. 595 00:20:52,664 --> 00:20:54,472 Hey, you made it. 596 00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:55,471 How was the wedding? 597 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,039 Eh, I got laid. 598 00:20:57,072 --> 00:20:58,303 I ruined it. 599 00:20:58,336 --> 00:20:59,975 That sounds about right. 600 00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:02,545 - Okay. - Okay. 601 00:21:02,578 --> 00:21:04,177 [Muffled] Oh, my God, limbo. 602 00:21:04,211 --> 00:21:06,747 Come on, stop eating. Come help me. 603 00:21:06,788 --> 00:21:13,456 [Indistinct chatter] 604 00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:16,996 [Cheers and applause] 605 00:21:17,029 --> 00:21:19,994 [Jan Hammer's Miami Vice theme] 606 00:21:20,027 --> 00:21:27,772 607 00:21:27,805 --> 00:21:29,771 (Man) Go to bed. 608 00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:34,000 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 609 00:21:34,050 --> 00:21:38,600 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 44141

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