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(Mindy) I actually don't
mind being single,
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because I livein New York City--
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the greatest city in the world.
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Here's what I do mind...
When your lying,
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drug addict,
two-timing ex-boyfriend
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sends you a beautiful
wedding invitation.
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And he's marrying
someone named Corinne?
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I'm-- I'm sorry
if I'm boring you.
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(Josh) "All You Need
Is Love." The Beatles.
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Ugh. God.
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[Sighs]
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[Hip-hop music]
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[Woman vocalizing]
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
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[Indistinct chatter]
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(Danny)Yeah?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Tomorrow night
when we go to Josh's wedding,
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do you think we should
take your car
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or something
a little less boring?
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I'm asking, 'cause I found
this pretty cool flyer
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in the trash,
for a place in Queens
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that rents out "A-1 luxurious
USA automobiles."
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Your old sports lawyer
boyfriend Josh?
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Yeah, I can't go.
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No, no, no.
You're gonna drive,
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so I can put on my makeup
and drink in the car.
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Yeah, Mindy, I really can't go.
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My kid brother Richie's
in town.
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He says he's got big news.
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I'm hoping he's moving
back to New York.
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Your baby brother Richie,
who you raised
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when your deadbeat dad
walked out on you?
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Aw, two little guys...
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Okay.
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Taking on the big city,
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sleeping in a sardine can--
Okay.
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Do not distract me.
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You said that you would
come to this wedding with me.
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Just go by yourself.
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Go by myself
to an ex's wedding?
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Are you crazy?
I'll look pathetic.
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I always love
going to places alone.
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That way, I get to wear
my Springsteen bandana,
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listen to my transistor radio.
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You're describing
a pathetic person.
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Maybe the universe
is telling you
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not to go
to another ex's wedding.
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The last time, you gave
an intoxicated speech,
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and you rode your bike
into a pool.
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I guess I could call Josh
and tell him
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I'm busy with work.
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Or I could fake my own death.
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No, you know what?
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I'm not gonna go
down that path.
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[Inhales]
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Okay.
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[Phone line ringing]
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[Phone ringing]
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Mindy, hey.
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Hey, Josh, I just
wanted to say that
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I can't come to your wedding
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because of a work emergency
with a VIP patient.
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I wish I could tell you
who it is,
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but Jay-Z would be furious.
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Sorry. It's Beyonce.
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Cool, I get it.
But just so you know,
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you don't need to feel
intimidated or anything.
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Oh.
I don't feel intimidated.
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Like I said,
it's because of a work thing.
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Ah, being
a professional woman--
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balancing work
and personal life,
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ah, it's so hard.
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It's tough to go
to an ex's wedding,
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and I got engaged so quickly.
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But you'll
find someone eventually.
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- You're great.
- I know that I'm great.
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Oh, look, I just got an email
from Beyonce.
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Turns out,
cranberry juice did the trick,
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so I can come to your wedding.
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Okay, good.
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And I'm bringing a date.
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Who to ask?
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Mmm. Mmm.
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- Ugh.
- [Sneezes]
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- [Click]
- Yuck.
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[Soft romantic music]
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Hello there, young man.
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- Hey.
- I'm Mindy Lahiri.
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Doctor, woman.
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Can I help you find
what you're looking for,
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- who you're looking for?
- I--
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(Danny)There he is.
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- There he is. There he is.
- Whoa. How you doing?
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- Give me a kiss. Mwah.
- Get over here.
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Danny, Danny,
is this your trainer?
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- It's my little brother Richie.
- Wow.
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[Whispers]
He's hot.
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Okay, take it easy,
Mrs. Robinson.
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- He's not for you.
- Okay, I'm way too young
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to understand
your graduate reference.
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Oh, my God.
Where are you visiting from?
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Heaven?
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You look like
a young Marlon Brando.
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- Look at that skin.
- Okay, stop.
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- Hey, hey, hey.
- A little close.
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- Dope outfit.
- Thank you.
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- I love your hair. That's a fun braid.
- Thank you.
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(Danny) Okay, okay.
Everybody take it easy.
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Richie's here to spend
a wild weekend
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- with his big brother.
- Oh, wild weekend?
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- Yeah.
- Wild weekend? What are we gonna do?
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We gonna watch
a Ken Burns documentary
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and look at a telescope,
fall asleep at 9:30?
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Ooh. Burn on you, Dr. C.
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I-I'm just visiting
for a week from Florida.
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Yeah, yeah, he had
to tear himself away
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- from all those hot bodies
down at South Beach, right? - Okay.
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I know Florida from the movies.
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Are you a cocaine salesman
or a pet detective?
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Oh, no, I'm a tennis pro
on Palm Beach.
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Anyway, I'm having a party
tomorrow night at my place.
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You can't have a party tomorrow
night, 'cause I can't make it.
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- [Inhales]
- I have to go to Josh's wedding.
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That's perfect timing.
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Okay, look at him.
He's got the Castellano curse.
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He's got a perfect face.
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Hey, guys, Danny's brother
is totally gay, right?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
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- What? What makes you say that?
- 100%.
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Oh, I know my gay guys.
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I let all the guys
in my college madrigal group
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touch my boob,
just so they could feel one.
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Yeah, and what straight guy
says, "Fun braid"?
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Mm.
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Oh, my God. Do you think
that's why Richie's in town?
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He's gonna come
out of the closet to Danny,
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and Danny's so Catholic.
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I mean, he says a prayer
before he has chewing gum.
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And he does not like surprises.
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That's why he hates
boxes of chocolate,
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because he wants to know
what he's gonna get.
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Okay, look.
I know that 99.9%
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of the people
who call for an escort
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really just want a prostitute.
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And of those people
who insist that
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they just want an escort,
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I know that
they kinda want sex.
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But I am just a nice woman
who is looking
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for an escort to escort her
to a wedding, okay?
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And yes, if he's good-looking,
I would consider--
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[Knock at door]
Hey, Min.
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Word on the street
is you're looking
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for a plus-one to go
to a wedding with you.
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No, that--
You are misinformed.
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I just heard you on the phone
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talking to a prostitute.
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For your information,
I balked at the price.
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You need to let me come.
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You need a plus-one.
I kill at weddings.
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They call me "Mr. Wedding."
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That means you scam
on all the bridesmaids.
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You make everyone
clear the dance floor,
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so you can break-dance badly.
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And then somehow,
at the end of the night,
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you're up there with the band,
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and you're air saxophoning.
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Mindy, I can't spend
another Saturday night
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stalking ex-girlfriends
on the internet,
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hoping to find
a breast-feeding pic.
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- God.
- I need to meet someone.
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In an effort to get you
to stop telling me
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these sad tales, you can come.
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[Snaps fingers]
You won't regret this.
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And I won't regret this.
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Because I probably
won't remember any of it.
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Okay.
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Josh, I can't believe
you thought
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I was Kerry Washington
for a second.
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That's so random.
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[Knock at door]
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(Peter) Let's go. I don't
wanna miss the cocktail hour.
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The door is open, Peter.
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My God, if you are
wearing cargo shorts
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or your "Legalize Weed"
t-shirt--
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- Whoa.
- Hey.
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Mr. Wedding.
Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you.
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(Danny) God, I feel like
he could be in a boy band.
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Look at Richie.
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- He reminds of a-- like a young you.
- Mm-hmm.
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I bet you I have to sleep
on the couch tonight,
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with the white noise machine on.
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But you wouldn't
be disappointed
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if he didn't hook up
with a girl, right?
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Or, like, if he hooked up
with, like, a non-girl?
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It better be a non-girl,
he's gay.
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- [Spits]
- You okay?
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You know Richie's gay?
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No, Morgan, a straight guy
won Mr. Gay Fort Lauderdale.
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Yes, I know he's gay,
of course.
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How did you know this?
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You didn't need
to be a Columbo.
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The fourth grade,
he goes to Halloween
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dressed as Sharon Stone
from Basic Instinct.
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- Whoa.
- He's gay.
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So as many of you know,
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Corinne and I met
in a carpentry class in rehab.
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I hated carpentry.
It sucks.
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What am I, a caveman?
Use metal.
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But being an addict,
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I quickly
became obsessed with it.
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And I made us these.
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[Applause]
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Wow.
Look at the craftsmanship.
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They're amazing.
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Now, maybe I'm
getting sentimental
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from the sparkling apple juice,
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but I'd like to thinkthese will last forever--
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like us.
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[Applause]
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- Great.
- To a beautiful couple.
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You'll make beautiful babies.
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A year ago, that guy was
literally in a gutter,
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I'll have you know.
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And now he is having
my dream adorable wedding.
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All right, the Mason jars,
the cupcakes
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cutely arranged in tiers
instead of a wedding cake.
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That was my idea,
that I had in a dream.
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I wish I had written it down.
Now I could sue them.
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Wow.
That was very moving.
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Oh, cool, Shawne "Merryman" has
some kind of thing to say now.
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It's Shawne Merriman.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
lights out.
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That's my catchphrase--
lights out.
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I feel you. Table nine
holds you down, Shawne.
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Shh. You're reacting
too loudly.
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[Shania Twain's
You're Still The One]
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looks like we made it
_
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[Laughter]
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Oh, my God.
Look at this couple.
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Have you ever?
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Can you imagine
being in something like this?
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I dated him.
I-I could imagine it.
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Hold on.
You dated that guy?
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That's why we got invited
to this, is I dated him.
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00:08:43,517 --> 00:08:45,555
You dated Bourne Ultimatum
or whatever?
250
00:08:45,588 --> 00:08:46,923
Okay, he's not
that good-looking.
251
00:08:46,956 --> 00:08:49,522
they'll never make it
252
00:08:49,555 --> 00:08:51,122
that's a nice one.
253
00:08:51,163 --> 00:08:53,496
But anyone can be
professionally styled
254
00:08:53,529 --> 00:08:54,792
to look cute in a photo.
255
00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:57,800
I've done it, like,
ten times at the mall.
256
00:08:57,834 --> 00:09:01,164
I think they're gonna make it.
257
00:09:01,197 --> 00:09:03,028
258
00:09:03,068 --> 00:09:04,036
still the one
259
00:09:04,069 --> 00:09:06,005
Mindy, I could sit here
all night
260
00:09:06,038 --> 00:09:07,834
pouting about my ex.
261
00:09:07,867 --> 00:09:09,865
But I'm gonna choose
to go party my nards off,
262
00:09:09,906 --> 00:09:11,272
and I would hope
that you would come with me
263
00:09:11,305 --> 00:09:12,871
and party your oves off
as well.
264
00:09:12,904 --> 00:09:15,904
I don't feel like it, Peter.
265
00:09:15,945 --> 00:09:17,112
Let's do it.
266
00:09:17,145 --> 00:09:18,840
Mr. and Mrs. Wedding,
to the dance floor.
267
00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:20,248
- What?
- More wine.
268
00:09:20,281 --> 00:09:21,711
No, no, no, no, no.
269
00:09:21,744 --> 00:09:23,217
No one's dancing yet.
We're gonna look really lame.
270
00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:24,418
It's a wedding,
you're supposed to look lame.
271
00:09:24,451 --> 00:09:26,385
- Peter, no, Peter!
- Hey, yo, DJ Tanner.
272
00:09:26,418 --> 00:09:28,424
This dance floor
needs to be a full house.
273
00:09:28,457 --> 00:09:29,954
No, no, no, no, no.
274
00:09:29,994 --> 00:09:30,995
I'm so sorry.
275
00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:32,795
I barely know him, sorry.
276
00:09:32,828 --> 00:09:36,559
(Lionel Richie)
well, my friends, the time has come
277
00:09:36,591 --> 00:09:38,126
Keep your jacket on.
278
00:09:38,159 --> 00:09:40,125
Come on, get out here.
279
00:09:40,166 --> 00:09:41,629
Stop it.
280
00:09:41,662 --> 00:09:43,296
everybody sing
281
00:09:43,329 --> 00:09:45,031
Peter, what are you doing?
282
00:09:45,065 --> 00:09:48,833
lose yourself
in wild romance
283
00:09:48,866 --> 00:09:52,044
we're going to party,
karamu
284
00:09:52,077 --> 00:09:54,242
Come here.
Dance like this.
285
00:09:54,275 --> 00:09:55,473
Uh, okay.
286
00:09:55,506 --> 00:09:57,473
- Like, close, like that.
- All right.
287
00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:58,577
Yeah.
288
00:09:58,610 --> 00:09:59,776
all night long
289
00:09:59,809 --> 00:10:01,447
- There you go, that's it.
- Peter--
290
00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,742
all night, all night long
291
00:10:03,783 --> 00:10:05,750
- You're really good, Peter.
- Thanks.
292
00:10:05,783 --> 00:10:07,615
I've been to, like, 15 proms.
293
00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:08,782
all night long
294
00:10:08,815 --> 00:10:10,820
Oh, my God.
That's my jam.
295
00:10:10,853 --> 00:10:13,123
- All right.
- Okay, I don't think so, pal.
296
00:10:13,156 --> 00:10:15,491
Yep.
297
00:10:15,524 --> 00:10:17,288
- Look what you did.
- See?
298
00:10:17,321 --> 00:10:19,654
And I will take
these Martinis. Mmm.
299
00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:22,891
Oh, uh, okay.
Thank you.
300
00:10:22,924 --> 00:10:27,154
301
00:10:27,195 --> 00:10:28,626
come join our party
302
00:10:28,659 --> 00:10:32,593
see how we play
303
00:10:32,626 --> 00:10:34,495
oh
304
00:10:34,528 --> 00:10:36,628
yes
305
00:10:36,661 --> 00:10:39,669
we're gonna
have a party, yeah
306
00:10:39,702 --> 00:10:41,635
all night long
307
00:10:41,668 --> 00:10:43,568
Who's that guy?
Is he single?
308
00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:48,132
Uh, that's Mr. Wedding,
and he's with me.
309
00:10:48,165 --> 00:10:51,002
yeah, feel good, feel good
310
00:10:51,035 --> 00:10:53,771
[Cheers and applause]
311
00:10:53,804 --> 00:10:57,003
(Richie) Danny, stop trying to
set me up with Anderson Cooper.
312
00:10:57,044 --> 00:10:58,609
Are you back with Ramon?
313
00:10:58,642 --> 00:11:01,269
Big lats like that,
how does that guy buy suits?
314
00:11:01,302 --> 00:11:02,508
Ramon was way too
into his body, you know?
315
00:11:02,541 --> 00:11:05,442
- I was basically a gym widow.
- Uh-huh.
316
00:11:05,476 --> 00:11:08,343
Look.
I-I got something for you.
317
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:09,806
- What?
- Yeah.
318
00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:11,840
- Wait here.
- You got me something?
319
00:11:11,881 --> 00:11:14,514
(Danny) Look at this kid--
good posture, good manners.
320
00:11:14,547 --> 00:11:15,913
The only gift
you need to give me
321
00:11:15,946 --> 00:11:18,079
- is a visit from your gay ass.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
322
00:11:18,119 --> 00:11:19,350
You didn't need
to bring me anything.
323
00:11:19,383 --> 00:11:20,582
What'd you get me?
324
00:11:20,615 --> 00:11:23,720
Did you wrap this yourself?
325
00:11:25,088 --> 00:11:27,388
The Miami Vice soundtrack?
Are you kidding me?
326
00:11:27,421 --> 00:11:28,692
Look. Can you believe this?
327
00:11:28,725 --> 00:11:29,828
Morgan, Miami Vice.
328
00:11:29,861 --> 00:11:31,595
I think I might be
too young for that show.
329
00:11:31,628 --> 00:11:33,129
This was my favorite show
growing up.
330
00:11:33,162 --> 00:11:34,928
What are you--
I love this.
331
00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:37,865
Flamingos, bikinis,
Edward Olmos.
332
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:40,094
Look at this.
How'd you know?
333
00:11:40,127 --> 00:11:41,567
This was before you were born.
334
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,800
You know,
the gift isn't from me.
335
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:45,504
It's from dad.
336
00:11:45,537 --> 00:11:47,807
He said you guys
used to watch it together, so--
337
00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,775
It's from dad?
338
00:11:54,575 --> 00:11:55,581
[Gasps]
339
00:11:55,614 --> 00:11:56,581
- What the hell?
- Get in there.
340
00:11:56,614 --> 00:11:58,014
- Dan, come on, Dan.
- Get in there.
341
00:11:58,047 --> 00:12:00,217
(Morgan) Hey, hey, hey.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
342
00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:01,554
(Danny) No, no, no, no.
Get in here.
343
00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:02,787
You didn't come to visit me?
344
00:12:02,828 --> 00:12:04,860
You came on a mission
for that loser?
345
00:12:04,893 --> 00:12:06,196
What does he want?
What does he want?
346
00:12:06,229 --> 00:12:08,334
He wants money?
Does he want my bone marrow?
347
00:12:08,367 --> 00:12:10,165
- Don't let him near your marrow.
- He doesn't want anything.
348
00:12:10,198 --> 00:12:12,068
- He just wants to get to know me.
- Oh, come on.
349
00:12:12,101 --> 00:12:14,467
You're so gullible.
You were always so gullible.
350
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,603
Your pet turtle?
Shelley Long?
351
00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:19,366
Yeah, seven turtles.
352
00:12:19,407 --> 00:12:20,636
Look, I'm sorry
I didn't have a chance
353
00:12:20,669 --> 00:12:23,069
to destroy my relationship
with dad.
354
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:26,709
And the pizza oven
isn't even hot enough.
355
00:12:26,742 --> 00:12:29,751
What'd you say?
What'd you just say?
356
00:12:29,784 --> 00:12:32,580
(Danny) Don't you dare
disrespect my pizza oven.
357
00:12:35,282 --> 00:12:36,986
Mindy, hey.
358
00:12:37,019 --> 00:12:38,619
Hey, Josh.
359
00:12:38,653 --> 00:12:41,423
I have to say,
this is a perfect wedding.
360
00:12:41,464 --> 00:12:43,664
Good, thank you.
You look really nice.
361
00:12:43,697 --> 00:12:44,801
That dress makes you
look more proportional
362
00:12:44,834 --> 00:12:46,330
than you actually are.
363
00:12:46,371 --> 00:12:47,737
You're the life of the party.
364
00:12:47,770 --> 00:12:49,339
And that guy you brought,
who is that?
365
00:12:49,372 --> 00:12:50,940
- He's the best.
- [Chuckles] Peter.
366
00:12:50,973 --> 00:12:52,813
Yeah, Peter's all right.
367
00:12:52,846 --> 00:12:55,181
You two make
a cute couple, huh?
368
00:12:55,214 --> 00:12:57,582
- You go great together.
- Oh, thank you.
369
00:12:57,615 --> 00:12:59,184
I guess we do.
370
00:12:59,217 --> 00:13:01,424
- [Giggles]
- Oh, baby.
371
00:13:06,134 --> 00:13:07,302
[Gasps]
372
00:13:07,335 --> 00:13:08,606
- Really?
- Oh, God. Oh, God.
373
00:13:08,639 --> 00:13:10,142
Peter, what have you done?
374
00:13:10,175 --> 00:13:11,772
She threw herself at me.
I can't say no.
375
00:13:11,803 --> 00:13:13,234
You know, it's her day.
376
00:13:13,274 --> 00:13:14,769
I wanna make sure it's just
as she dreamed as a little girl.
377
00:13:14,802 --> 00:13:16,305
(Mindy)Oh, my God.
378
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:17,873
Josh, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop!
379
00:13:17,906 --> 00:13:19,305
- It's you're day too, and I'm sorry.
- Shut up, shut up!
380
00:13:19,346 --> 00:13:20,345
Josh, calm down, okay?
381
00:13:20,378 --> 00:13:21,713
Let's just get you a drink.
382
00:13:21,746 --> 00:13:23,512
- I can't have a drink, Mindy!
- God, that's right.
383
00:13:23,545 --> 00:13:24,912
What, now you're trying
to knock me off the wagon,
384
00:13:24,944 --> 00:13:28,151
- in addition to bring this--
this greasy creep... - Greasy?
385
00:13:28,184 --> 00:13:29,446
...to have sex with my wife?
386
00:13:29,487 --> 00:13:32,285
Who, by the way, just got
out of rehab for sex addiction.
387
00:13:32,318 --> 00:13:35,124
(Both)
Ohh. That makes--
388
00:13:35,157 --> 00:13:36,252
No, no, no, no!
389
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:37,292
Because it was different,
390
00:13:37,325 --> 00:13:38,725
and she clearly
had done it before.
391
00:13:38,758 --> 00:13:40,326
Why are you not more mad?
392
00:13:40,359 --> 00:13:41,494
Your boyfriend just
cheated on you
393
00:13:41,527 --> 00:13:43,565
on a diaper change station.
394
00:13:43,598 --> 00:13:45,503
- We have an open relationship.
- He's not my boyfriend.
395
00:13:45,536 --> 00:13:48,072
- He's just some loser from
work that I brought. - Hey.
396
00:13:48,105 --> 00:13:49,440
This is pathetic.
397
00:13:49,473 --> 00:13:51,010
You're pathetic.
398
00:13:51,043 --> 00:13:52,777
[Door opens]
399
00:13:52,810 --> 00:13:54,312
I think I'm in love with her.
400
00:13:54,345 --> 00:13:56,015
What is the matter with you?
401
00:13:56,048 --> 00:13:58,908
Richie, wait.
402
00:13:58,949 --> 00:14:01,281
Hey, Richie Castellano--
[Coughs]
403
00:14:01,314 --> 00:14:04,217
Richie, wait, wait.
404
00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:05,417
I gotta talk to you.
405
00:14:05,450 --> 00:14:08,187
My heart.
[Coughs]
406
00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:09,820
Uh, listen.
407
00:14:09,853 --> 00:14:11,060
You gotta forgive Danny--
408
00:14:11,093 --> 00:14:12,356
He's such a dick
sometimes, you know?
409
00:14:12,389 --> 00:14:14,923
Yeah, he's obviously
a dick, Richie.
410
00:14:14,964 --> 00:14:15,964
- But Danny's changed.
- What'd he do?
411
00:14:15,997 --> 00:14:17,260
He watch a WNBA game?
412
00:14:17,301 --> 00:14:19,699
No, he's not a lesbian.
No offense.
413
00:14:19,732 --> 00:14:22,667
Danny has been talking about
your trip nonstop for weeks.
414
00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:23,869
Really?
415
00:14:23,902 --> 00:14:26,037
Yeah, you can't
shut him up about it.
416
00:14:26,070 --> 00:14:27,710
It's bizarre.
417
00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:29,246
And I always thought brothers
418
00:14:29,279 --> 00:14:30,845
were just for taking
your Christmas nuts
419
00:14:30,878 --> 00:14:32,548
and holding your head
down the loo.
420
00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:34,515
Maybe I should go talk to him.
421
00:14:34,548 --> 00:14:35,745
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
422
00:14:35,778 --> 00:14:38,078
Oh, no, we're not jogging,
are we?
423
00:14:40,916 --> 00:14:41,947
Hello?
424
00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:43,814
[Knock at door]
425
00:14:45,688 --> 00:14:47,391
(Mindy)Oh, my God, Josh, no, no!
426
00:14:47,424 --> 00:14:50,457
Don't do drugs, say no!
Users are losers!
427
00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:52,663
Whoa.
428
00:14:52,696 --> 00:14:55,323
- Cocaine is delicious.
- It's powdered sugar.
429
00:14:55,364 --> 00:14:56,562
I'm still sober.
430
00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:58,726
I just find
the rituals comforting.
431
00:14:58,759 --> 00:14:59,726
Good. And good for me.
432
00:14:59,759 --> 00:15:00,791
'Cause I'd be a drug addict
433
00:15:00,832 --> 00:15:03,167
if cocaine was
as delicious as sugar.
434
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,493
Can I--
Is there any left?
435
00:15:04,534 --> 00:15:05,533
It doesn't matter.
436
00:15:05,566 --> 00:15:07,995
Hey. I'm so sorry.
437
00:15:08,036 --> 00:15:09,401
I only brought Peter
to this wedding
438
00:15:09,434 --> 00:15:11,769
because I thought
that I needed a date,
439
00:15:11,804 --> 00:15:14,005
so you would think
that my life was together.
440
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,310
I get it.
441
00:15:15,343 --> 00:15:17,680
I mean, why do you think
I threw this six-figure wedding?
442
00:15:17,714 --> 00:15:19,081
It sure wasn't for the fun
of bargaining with
443
00:15:19,114 --> 00:15:20,787
"Roscoe And The Motown Moment."
444
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,523
What are you talking about?
445
00:15:22,556 --> 00:15:25,058
I met a girl in rehab,
446
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,993
who was cheating
on her boyfriend with me.
447
00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:28,624
And then after we got engaged,
448
00:15:28,657 --> 00:15:30,329
she cheated on me
with the ex-boyfriend.
449
00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:32,527
- Yikes.
- But I ignored all the warning signs,
450
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:34,029
because I was
in such a rush to prove
451
00:15:34,062 --> 00:15:36,862
I wasn't a drugged-out failure
anymore.
452
00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,663
[Sighs]
453
00:15:38,703 --> 00:15:42,898
- No, Josh, no!
- Calming mechanism, relax.
454
00:15:42,931 --> 00:15:46,034
Corinne ran out.
People are asking questions.
455
00:15:46,067 --> 00:15:47,171
I just really wish
I didn't have
456
00:15:47,204 --> 00:15:50,275
to go out there
and explain it to everyone.
457
00:15:50,308 --> 00:15:51,777
I shouldn't have come,
you know?
458
00:15:51,810 --> 00:15:53,375
Danny was right.
Every time I go
459
00:15:53,408 --> 00:15:57,576
to an ex's wedding,
I just ruin it.
460
00:15:57,609 --> 00:15:59,944
Josh, I know what to do.
461
00:15:59,985 --> 00:16:01,552
Your fake drug thing helped me.
462
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:03,520
Wait.
What are you doing?
463
00:16:03,553 --> 00:16:06,625
I'm gonna do what I do best
at weddings--
464
00:16:06,658 --> 00:16:09,092
ruin them.
465
00:16:09,126 --> 00:16:10,892
We're having some trouble
466
00:16:10,933 --> 00:16:12,629
tracking down the happy couple.
467
00:16:12,670 --> 00:16:14,136
But don't worry,
I'll entertain you
468
00:16:14,169 --> 00:16:17,211
a little bit
with some juggling.
469
00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:20,811
(Shawne) I can do it better
when-- when I'm by myself.
470
00:16:20,844 --> 00:16:22,784
[Clears throat]
Excuse me, Shawne Merriman.
471
00:16:22,785 --> 00:16:24,384
I'd like to use the microphone,
I have something to say.
472
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,154
But I can do it, though.
I've done it before, I--
473
00:16:26,187 --> 00:16:27,418
I'm sure you can.
You're very good-looking.
474
00:16:27,451 --> 00:16:29,459
All right, everyone, hi.
475
00:16:29,492 --> 00:16:31,987
You might remember me
from earlier in the evening,
476
00:16:32,028 --> 00:16:33,824
'cause I was killing it
on the dance floor.
477
00:16:33,857 --> 00:16:35,286
Yeah, you're the girl
that stole all the meatballs.
478
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,653
Okay, that's somebody else.
479
00:16:36,694 --> 00:16:37,819
I have terrible news.
480
00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:39,322
The wedding
has been called off.
481
00:16:39,355 --> 00:16:40,792
Yeah, and it's all my fault.
482
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:44,823
I tried to have sex with Josh
in the bathroom.
483
00:16:44,856 --> 00:16:47,559
And then Corinne walked in.
484
00:16:47,592 --> 00:16:49,264
But it is not
Josh's fault at all.
485
00:16:49,297 --> 00:16:51,135
No, Mindy,
you don't have to--
486
00:16:51,168 --> 00:16:52,799
No, Josh, they deserve to know,
487
00:16:52,832 --> 00:16:54,272
because you're a good guy.
488
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,569
I'm obsessed with you.
And I couldn't not have you--
489
00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:57,840
(Peter)Stop, stop!
490
00:16:57,873 --> 00:16:59,303
Peter, what are you doing here?
491
00:16:59,344 --> 00:17:00,638
You're not doing this alone.
492
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:01,777
It's true.
493
00:17:01,810 --> 00:17:04,218
I saw the whole thing.
494
00:17:04,251 --> 00:17:06,816
And it was disgusting.
495
00:17:06,849 --> 00:17:08,889
Hey, how many people here
are fed up
496
00:17:08,922 --> 00:17:10,018
with airline food, huh?
497
00:17:10,051 --> 00:17:12,187
Show of hands--
Hey, what's the deal with--
498
00:17:12,228 --> 00:17:13,595
[Stammering]
499
00:17:13,628 --> 00:17:15,595
Guys always wanna
watch sports, right?
500
00:17:15,628 --> 00:17:17,596
- And women just--
- Peter, Peter-- Peter, no.
501
00:17:17,629 --> 00:17:19,230
Thanks, you're a good guy.
502
00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:22,206
So all this to say,
Josh is not to blame.
503
00:17:22,239 --> 00:17:24,301
We don't blame him.
We blame you, meatball.
504
00:17:24,342 --> 00:17:26,172
That's enough, CJ Wilson.
505
00:17:26,205 --> 00:17:27,308
Just because I like
to eat meatballs
506
00:17:27,341 --> 00:17:28,813
does not mean
I'm made of meatballs.
507
00:17:28,846 --> 00:17:30,645
Well, I think the reason
I did it is
508
00:17:30,678 --> 00:17:34,183
because I'm jealous of Josh
because his life is great.
509
00:17:34,216 --> 00:17:36,720
- And I'm still kind of a disaster.
- Train wreck.
510
00:17:36,753 --> 00:17:40,558
Anyway, so please forgive us.
511
00:17:40,591 --> 00:17:42,790
You ruined true love,
you monster.
512
00:17:42,823 --> 00:17:44,261
Oh, my God.
513
00:17:44,294 --> 00:17:47,828
How dare you, CJ Wilson?
514
00:17:47,862 --> 00:17:49,532
Is that the best you got, CJ?
515
00:17:49,566 --> 00:17:51,596
Oh, God, he's got a cannon!
516
00:17:54,015 --> 00:17:56,150
(Morgan) Hey, guys, playing
limbo was kind of my idea,
517
00:17:56,183 --> 00:17:58,989
so I'd like a turn.
Hello.
518
00:17:59,022 --> 00:18:03,122
- Stupid, stupid, stupid.
- Hey.
519
00:18:03,155 --> 00:18:06,454
[Sighs]
520
00:18:06,487 --> 00:18:07,957
Look, Richie,
why are you talking to dad?
521
00:18:07,990 --> 00:18:09,755
Come on, he's a loser.
522
00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:11,122
I believe you.
523
00:18:11,155 --> 00:18:13,185
Every time I say the word "Dad,"
you clench your fist.
524
00:18:13,224 --> 00:18:15,190
- I do not.
- Dad.
525
00:18:15,222 --> 00:18:17,955
Oh, God.
Why aren't you mad?
526
00:18:17,988 --> 00:18:19,586
I mean, he left us.
He left mom.
527
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,892
It's his fault
you didn't have a dad.
528
00:18:21,925 --> 00:18:25,824
I don't know,
because I did have a dad.
529
00:18:25,857 --> 00:18:27,064
What are you talking about?
530
00:18:27,097 --> 00:18:29,063
You raised me, Danny.
531
00:18:29,096 --> 00:18:30,697
You taught me how to shave.
532
00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:32,066
You taught me
how to shave my legs
533
00:18:32,099 --> 00:18:33,465
when I did cabaret.
534
00:18:33,506 --> 00:18:35,601
I love you, Richie.
535
00:18:38,011 --> 00:18:40,479
Look, Danny,
dad's in California.
536
00:18:40,512 --> 00:18:42,118
He wants to talk to you.
537
00:18:42,151 --> 00:18:44,517
Yeah, I wanna talk
to 1982 Pat Benatar,
538
00:18:44,550 --> 00:18:46,683
but, you know,
that's not gonna--
539
00:18:46,716 --> 00:18:48,819
I don't care that dad sent you.
540
00:18:48,852 --> 00:18:49,955
I'm just glad you're back.
541
00:18:49,988 --> 00:18:53,124
And maybe I can get you
to move back.
542
00:18:53,157 --> 00:18:54,628
Come on, you know
I gotta live in Florida.
543
00:18:54,661 --> 00:18:56,597
- Why?
- I look too good in linen.
544
00:18:56,630 --> 00:18:58,293
Oh, come on, you look great
in a garbage bag.
545
00:18:58,334 --> 00:18:59,860
- What are you talking about?
- Stop it.
546
00:18:59,901 --> 00:19:01,296
Get over here.
Give me a hug.
547
00:19:01,329 --> 00:19:02,800
There you go.
548
00:19:04,970 --> 00:19:08,735
(Hall & Oates)
my friends wonder
why I call you all the time
549
00:19:08,768 --> 00:19:10,672
what can I say?
550
00:19:10,705 --> 00:19:13,839
I get it, you know, I suck.
551
00:19:13,872 --> 00:19:15,606
It's just,
being at a wedding tonight
552
00:19:15,639 --> 00:19:17,710
reminded me that
Becca's getting engaged and--
553
00:19:17,743 --> 00:19:19,141
No, no, stop.
554
00:19:19,174 --> 00:19:22,245
You cannot blame your ex
for tonight.
555
00:19:22,278 --> 00:19:24,085
You're right.
556
00:19:24,118 --> 00:19:25,455
You're right. You just--
557
00:19:25,488 --> 00:19:27,623
You have to understand
that Becca took my heart and--
558
00:19:27,656 --> 00:19:29,023
Stop it, stop it, okay?
559
00:19:29,056 --> 00:19:30,854
You cannot blame Becca
560
00:19:30,887 --> 00:19:32,357
for all
of your stupid, bad behavior.
561
00:19:32,390 --> 00:19:35,357
Becca is not some evil wizard
that controls your penis.
562
00:19:35,397 --> 00:19:37,628
Can I get "vulnies" with you
for a second?
563
00:19:37,661 --> 00:19:39,828
Eh.
564
00:19:39,861 --> 00:19:41,763
When the bride came at me,
565
00:19:41,796 --> 00:19:45,868
I kinda just
went with it because...
566
00:19:45,901 --> 00:19:48,370
I haven't had sex
in over a year and a half.
567
00:19:48,403 --> 00:19:50,339
What?
Are you s--
568
00:19:50,372 --> 00:19:52,140
You are constantly
telling sex stories.
569
00:19:52,181 --> 00:19:54,978
I know--
all from the case files.
570
00:19:55,011 --> 00:19:56,239
The truth is that
when we were out there
571
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,308
having fun tonight,
that was the longest
572
00:19:58,341 --> 00:20:00,443
I've gone without thinking
about Becca in--
573
00:20:00,476 --> 00:20:02,411
God, I don't even know
how long.
574
00:20:02,444 --> 00:20:04,641
It was pretty fun.
575
00:20:04,682 --> 00:20:06,208
Mr. and Ms. Wedding.
576
00:20:06,249 --> 00:20:07,776
You know,
when we were out there,
577
00:20:07,817 --> 00:20:09,753
for a microsecond,
I looked at you,
578
00:20:09,787 --> 00:20:12,921
and I thought, "Hmm, yeah,
579
00:20:12,954 --> 00:20:17,860
I could see how someone
could date that guy."
580
00:20:17,893 --> 00:20:20,261
- You love me.
- What?
581
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,997
- You love me.
- No, I don't.
582
00:20:22,030 --> 00:20:26,208
You wanna make adorable,
mixed-race babies with me.
583
00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:27,471
Absolutely not.
584
00:20:27,504 --> 00:20:29,742
I wanna make mixed-race babies
with Michael Fassbender.
585
00:20:29,776 --> 00:20:31,046
You want me
to pull the car over,
586
00:20:31,079 --> 00:20:32,646
so we can get it on,
or you just wanna go to town?
587
00:20:32,679 --> 00:20:35,182
Oh, my God.
I gently complimented you.
588
00:20:35,215 --> 00:20:36,813
Look at us.
We're having our first fight.
589
00:20:36,846 --> 00:20:38,884
I'm gonna throw up.
No more talking.
590
00:20:38,917 --> 00:20:41,421
Just silence.
591
00:20:43,087 --> 00:20:44,526
(Morgan)Go, go, go, go, go.
592
00:20:44,559 --> 00:20:48,061
[Cheers and applause]
593
00:20:48,094 --> 00:20:49,557
Yes, yes!
594
00:20:49,598 --> 00:20:52,631
Great limbo, Richie.
He can limbo.
595
00:20:52,664 --> 00:20:54,472
Hey, you made it.
596
00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:55,471
How was the wedding?
597
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,039
Eh, I got laid.
598
00:20:57,072 --> 00:20:58,303
I ruined it.
599
00:20:58,336 --> 00:20:59,975
That sounds about right.
600
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:02,545
- Okay.
- Okay.
601
00:21:02,578 --> 00:21:04,177
[Muffled]
Oh, my God, limbo.
602
00:21:04,211 --> 00:21:06,747
Come on, stop eating.
Come help me.
603
00:21:06,788 --> 00:21:13,456
[Indistinct chatter]
604
00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:16,996
[Cheers and applause]
605
00:21:17,029 --> 00:21:19,994
[Jan Hammer's Miami Vice theme]
606
00:21:20,027 --> 00:21:27,772
607
00:21:27,805 --> 00:21:29,771
(Man)
Go to bed.
608
00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:34,000
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