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Previously on Dirt...
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Hi, Lucy.
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You ruined my life.
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You're alright, Lucy.
Yeah, you're alright.
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Hello, everyone. Vacation's over.
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Spiller!
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- You're...
- ... alive.
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How's the injection going?
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No, I'm sick.
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You're sick, I'm sick,
we're all sick.
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I'm gonna give you
the shot now, okay?
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I'm starting to feel... normal.
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Holt McLaren.
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Don Konkey.
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Did you tell her
I tried to visit her?
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Yeah.
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No.
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- Your name is Kenny?
- Yes. Is that a problem?
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Well, it was for the last guy.
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What happened to the last guy?
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He got shot in the head.
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This is Farber Kaufman.
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He's a staff reporter
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who'll be gunning for
all of your jobs.
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Uh, Lucy, should
I just be following you?
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That one's yours.
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- Excuse me, that is my desk.
- I know.
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Is that Sharlee Cates?
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This is the thanks that I get?
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Get your camera out.
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- Okay.
- Hurry.
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Sharlee Cates would be
a great get now.
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Get it, Don.
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Freakin'move!
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Move!
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Back off! Back off!
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Come on! Give me a sad face.
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Hey, Holt! Hey, come on!
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Ain't it in bad taste
to be out clubbing
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so soon after Julia's death?
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Bad taste? Yeah.
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You know what I think is bad taste
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is you guys following me
around everywhere I go,
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asking me this
and that about Julia.
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- Did you even know her?
- No.
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No, I didn't think so.
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Didn't have the pleasure.
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You know what's even more funny
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about that whole situation is,
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is now, what?
You're just gonna make
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all this money off of her?
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What, to sell your magazines
and your clip shows?
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She's dead, bro.
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Sell your magazines,
your clip shows.
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Screw him.
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The bitch stabbed Lucy,
now he's defending her?
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People, people, people,
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I didn't get my liver nicked
to have Holt McLaren
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on my cover saying
that we're the bad guys.
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Willa, are you with us?
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Sorry.
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Um, you've got to hear
what somebody sent in.
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It's anonymous,
but it's really good.
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- Do you mind if I...
- Yes, anything's better than this.
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Uncle Jimmy?
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God, is that turd still on the air?
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That turd just syndicated
for two mil an episode.
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It's the last great family sitcom.
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I love his standup.
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Yeah, this is a slightly
different performance from him.
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Krista,
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it's your father calling again.
Thursday night.
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You know what, you told me
you were coming down here,
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so I set aside seats for you
and your goddamn friends,
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and now I'm about to do a show,
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and you're not here once again,
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so I look like an ass
with my dick in my hands
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because my frickin'daughter
didn't show up, okay?
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Well, listen,
you wanna know something?
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You're a stupid little
narcissist, do ya hear me?
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I don't care if you're 14 or 15
or however the hell old you are.
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You say you don't have my love,
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you say you don't have my respect.
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Goddamn it, you don't deserve
my respect, do you hear me?
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You don't deserve it
because you're selfish,
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and you're hollow,
and I don't give a shit
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about you and your slutty
cheerleader friends!
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Press "1" to play
the current message again.
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And to think I used to hate people
who left long messages.
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Is it exclusive?
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Well, I'm thinking
that the person who sent it in
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is probably spreading it around.
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He's a major sitcom star.
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We gotta find out
who sent it and why,
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if it's edited, if it's real,
what's going on.
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Yeah, I was gonna
start with his ex-wife.
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You think?
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What's happening?
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Turn on the news.
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Hold on, we do now
have an official statement
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from the CHP press op confirming
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that celebutante Milan Carlton
was just stopped by the police
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trying to drive onto the 405 freeway
using the off-ramp.
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It could be a problem for Milan
if she's been drinking...
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If? The girl drinks so much,
she probably pees rubbing alcohol.
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Look, you can't even see the sign.
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Are you high?
My parents paid for that on-ramp.
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We can't leave my car.
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Ow! That's my boob.
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Where are the Rodney King cops
when you need 'em?
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Transcript: swsub.com
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Synchro:
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Synchro:
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Season 2 Episode 2
Dirty Slutty Whores
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All right, let's make room for Milan
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and her yapping purse-mutt.
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The Cupcake House? Whose is this?
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That's... That's mine.
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The guy builds a house out of cupcakes.
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That's the story?
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He did it to win the heart
of the woman he loved.
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She's crazy about cupcakes. It's...
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... sweet.
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Well, sweet.
It's insane, but sweet.
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All right, we'll use it next week.
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But get a better shot of him
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eating her icing
off the wall or something.
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Well, they broke up.
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Not in my magazine. Get the shot.
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All right, Milan is our cover,
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but, of course, she's going to be
everyone's cover,
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so what I wanna know is how she's
gonna get out of going to jail.
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Yeah, isn't she going to jail
right now on live TV?
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... night court judge
has rescinded her parole,
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mandating her to serve out
the remainder of her sentence
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here at the county jail.
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Milan Carlton is
a spoiled little billionaire
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who's gotten away with
everything her whole life.
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Why waste time?
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Let's just figure out
how her daddy's
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gonna use his money
to get his little girl off.
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- Did I just say that?
- Yeah.
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Oddly aroused.
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All right, find out.
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That's how we afford
the cappuccino runs.
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They pay for cappuccino runs?
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I'm thinking that that
was a figure of speech,
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but you can go ask her.
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Oh, hey, Lucy.
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Heard about Milan?
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Yeah, I'm on my way now.
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You and the entire
press corps, right?
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Everybody knows.
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You putting cream on your wound?
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As we speak.
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You know, Cabernet does not count.
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Do you have a hidden camera in here?
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No, I just know your voice.
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Plus I heard you sip.
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Well, it's Pinot, not Cabernet,
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and, yes, I will put my cream on
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if you get a shot
of Milan in lock-up.
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But hurry. She'll be out
before her 10:00 Pilates class.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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Are you all right?
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I'm fine.
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You really don't like her,
do you? Milan.
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Are you kidding?
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I love her.
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Get the shot.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Dude.
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You got a smoke?
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Dude?
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You got a cigarette?
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You're real.
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Look, if you don't smoke,
just say so. Christ!
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Man, this job sucks.
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I knew you were real!
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Hey, man.
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All right?
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I'm giving you the finger here!
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Weird.
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Lucy?
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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Every time the cleaning crew comes,
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they move this to plug in the vacuum,
and they don't put it back.
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How's America's
favorite sitcom dad?
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His voicemail attacking his daughter
is now on the web.
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Um, it is YouTube's number one hit.
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If you're gonna leave
everything a mess,
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it's not really cleaning, is it?
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No.
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What about the ex-wife?
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Well, the divorce is final,
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but they're still having
major custody issues.
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She and her lawyers
have been court ordered
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to keep everything
out of the media,
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so, basically,
if she leaked the tape...
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Then she'd be guilty of using us.
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Hate when people do that.
Get proof.
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Yeah, that's not gonna be easy.
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Did I say easy?
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No, easy would be moving the furniture
back after you've vacuumed.
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- You want that job?
- No.
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I'll find out who had access to the
voicemail,
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the mother, the lawyer, and see
if they shared it with anyone.
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- Good start.
- Yeah. Okay.
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Oh, man.
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Hurts. Hurts. Hurts. Hurts.
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Hey, Don. What's going on?
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I got a guy here.
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Don't you always?
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Yeah, well, he's in booking.
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He always gets me in
no matter what.
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But this time he says
it's impossible.
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But, Don, nothing's impossible.
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They got her in a private cell
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away from the rest
of the prison population,
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so, you know, I can't
sneak in as a guard.
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They're having her meals
prepared privately,
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so catering's out.
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And she's in a new uniform,
so you can forget about laundry.
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Okay, she's in isolation.
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Yeah, for her safety,
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for the safety of the rest
of the prison population.
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That's the quote.
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Yeah, and bullshit.
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Okay, I'm thinking.
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Oh, I put cream on my wound
last night and this morning.
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Oh, yeah, that's good.
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Okay, I got it.
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Remember that skank from Bel Air,
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the one with the one-hit song
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who killed her husband
with a lawnmower?
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You got that great shot
when you were on the rooftop
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of her coming out of isolation
to general population.
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Get in place.
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Okay.
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Lucy, are they gonna move her?
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Someone get me the spokesperson
for the jail on the line.
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Oh, they're moving her.
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They are definitely moving her.
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Spokesman for the jail
for you, line two.
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- Sam Greer.
- Thank you.
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Sam Greer.
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Hi, it's Lucy Spiller over at Dirt.
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Yes, my people came to me
with a story,
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and I wanted to give you the courtesy
of a call before running it.
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Yeah, it's about
the special treatment
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that Milan Carlton's
getting in your jail.
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The personal chef,
the fresh clothes, special cell.
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I hear she has an acupuncturist
coming this afternoon.
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Okay, well, that may be true,
but the rest checks out.
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I don't hear you
denying the special cell.
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00:10:02,942 --> 00:10:03,830
Okay, great.
259
00:10:03,950 --> 00:10:05,212
Yeah, get back to me
within the hour,
260
00:10:05,332 --> 00:10:06,943
and I will hold the story.
261
00:10:07,063 --> 00:10:08,063
Thank you.
262
00:10:09,789 --> 00:10:10,642
Any progress?
263
00:10:10,762 --> 00:10:13,001
Uh, yeah, Milan's
parents and grandparents
264
00:10:13,121 --> 00:10:16,277
have been major contributors
to every major political campaign,
265
00:10:16,397 --> 00:10:18,788
local, national,
republican, democrat.
266
00:10:18,948 --> 00:10:20,100
Equal opportunity payola.
267
00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:23,776
Locally they supported
the judges, the DA, the mayor.
268
00:10:23,896 --> 00:10:24,847
That'll get her out.
269
00:10:24,967 --> 00:10:26,420
Yeah. Well, she's still in.
270
00:10:26,580 --> 00:10:29,010
Yeah, but you have to
keep up appearances.
271
00:10:29,271 --> 00:10:31,592
She did plead guilty once.
Violated her parole.
272
00:10:31,752 --> 00:10:33,901
It's hard to get out of that,
even with political contacts.
273
00:10:34,021 --> 00:10:35,793
I guarantee you,
Milan will be sleeping
274
00:10:35,913 --> 00:10:37,763
in her own pink,
frilly bed tonight.
275
00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,583
What, do you not
trust my instincts?
276
00:10:42,703 --> 00:10:44,063
No, yeah, I do.
277
00:10:44,223 --> 00:10:45,439
No, you don't.
278
00:10:45,599 --> 00:10:46,899
No, trust me, I trust you.
279
00:10:48,001 --> 00:10:49,843
All right, how about this?
280
00:10:50,229 --> 00:10:54,086
I give you 100-1 odds that
Milan Carlton is home by midnight.
281
00:10:54,206 --> 00:10:55,588
- I'm sorry?
- You heard me.
282
00:10:55,708 --> 00:10:58,402
Milan Carlton will not
spend this night in jail.
283
00:11:01,490 --> 00:11:02,190
Don.
284
00:11:02,310 --> 00:11:03,791
- 100-1?
- Hold on one second.
285
00:11:04,199 --> 00:11:05,834
You're saying that
if I put up 100 bucks...
286
00:11:05,995 --> 00:11:08,758
If she gets out by midnight,
I take your 100.
287
00:11:08,878 --> 00:11:11,757
If she spends one second past midnight,
I owe you 10 grand.
288
00:11:11,917 --> 00:11:13,015
10 grand.
289
00:11:14,058 --> 00:11:15,469
- How about it?
- Yeah. Okay.
290
00:11:15,629 --> 00:11:17,365
You need to learn a lesson.
291
00:11:19,854 --> 00:11:21,111
Are you in place?
292
00:11:21,231 --> 00:11:22,231
Almost.
293
00:11:23,075 --> 00:11:24,407
Are you alone?
294
00:11:24,824 --> 00:11:25,645
Yeah.
295
00:11:25,806 --> 00:11:27,605
Good. I made the call.
It should happen soon.
296
00:11:27,766 --> 00:11:28,766
Okay.
297
00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:34,117
Milan Carlton is being moved
298
00:11:34,398 --> 00:11:36,471
out of an isolation cell
in the tower,
299
00:11:36,591 --> 00:11:38,824
in with the jail's
general population.
300
00:11:39,085 --> 00:11:41,824
This is in no way reaction
to public pressure.
301
00:11:42,590 --> 00:11:45,722
It's part of normal prisoner intake
and processing procedure.
302
00:11:46,469 --> 00:11:49,319
Miss Carlton is receiving
no special treatment here.
303
00:11:49,637 --> 00:11:51,062
She's an ordinary inmate.
304
00:11:51,466 --> 00:11:53,416
That's the way
she's gonna be treated.
305
00:12:18,234 --> 00:12:19,679
No questions.
306
00:12:21,557 --> 00:12:22,429
Hi.
307
00:12:23,581 --> 00:12:24,875
Love you.
308
00:12:25,422 --> 00:12:27,596
Ladies and gentlemen,
Drrthas just obtained
309
00:12:27,716 --> 00:12:29,607
exclusive photos of Milan Carlton
310
00:12:29,727 --> 00:12:32,122
being transfered to
general jail population.
311
00:12:33,031 --> 00:12:34,403
Farber, the bet's still on.
312
00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:35,970
She's gonna be out by midnight.
313
00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:37,300
And when she is,
314
00:12:37,574 --> 00:12:38,931
I want to know why.
315
00:12:46,463 --> 00:12:48,592
Dad, why are you eating
spaghetti on the floor?
316
00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:51,690
I'm Petey the dog,
and this is my doggie bowl.
317
00:12:52,588 --> 00:12:54,087
It's another Jimmy Darby clip.
318
00:12:54,449 --> 00:12:57,526
It hit an hour ago.
It's already in YouTube's top 5.
319
00:12:57,856 --> 00:13:00,328
Makes me feel a lot better
about my father.
320
00:13:00,448 --> 00:13:01,585
I'm not drunk!
321
00:13:01,705 --> 00:13:03,768
I'm totally friggin'sober!
322
00:13:03,888 --> 00:13:05,788
You're drunk, Dad. I'm sober!
323
00:13:06,189 --> 00:13:08,707
This is nothing.
At least he's not hitting anybody.
324
00:13:09,376 --> 00:13:10,758
Your father hit you?
325
00:13:13,639 --> 00:13:15,855
How pissed is Lucy gonna be
that I'm behind on this?
326
00:13:15,975 --> 00:13:18,608
Well, it hit an hour ago.
We don't go to press for days.
327
00:13:18,728 --> 00:13:19,604
How are you behind?
328
00:13:19,724 --> 00:13:21,757
I just got a call from Darby's ex
329
00:13:22,349 --> 00:13:25,299
saying that she had absolutely
nothing to do with leaking either tape,
330
00:13:25,419 --> 00:13:26,952
and then I got a call
from her lawyer
331
00:13:27,072 --> 00:13:29,795
giving some not too subtle threats
if we imply that she did.
332
00:13:29,915 --> 00:13:31,404
Well, the ex-wife's
a likely suspect.
333
00:13:31,524 --> 00:13:33,056
She's the one
with something to gain.
334
00:13:33,176 --> 00:13:35,150
She can't sue for speculation.
335
00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:37,027
You don't know Lucy Spiller
very well, do you?
336
00:13:37,314 --> 00:13:38,153
Really?
337
00:13:38,314 --> 00:13:39,587
You'll learn.
338
00:13:40,399 --> 00:13:41,888
Hey, where you going?
339
00:13:42,450 --> 00:13:43,645
Back to school.
340
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,598
Thanks so much.
341
00:13:46,718 --> 00:13:47,977
It's always so hard
to find your way around
342
00:13:48,097 --> 00:13:49,653
a new school
the first week, you know?
343
00:13:49,773 --> 00:13:50,773
Sure.
344
00:13:51,109 --> 00:13:52,727
I hate moving, but, um,
345
00:13:53,026 --> 00:13:54,694
my dad just got, like, indicted
346
00:13:54,814 --> 00:13:56,464
at his last job in Florida, so...
347
00:13:56,809 --> 00:13:58,029
Here we are.
348
00:13:58,679 --> 00:14:01,579
At least the press isn't camped
outside our lawn anymore.
349
00:14:01,699 --> 00:14:03,089
- Sucks.
- Totally.
350
00:14:04,605 --> 00:14:07,503
This girl in gym told me
that you were Jimmy Darby's kid,
351
00:14:07,623 --> 00:14:08,975
so you, like, know, right?
352
00:14:09,136 --> 00:14:10,300
She knows enough
to spot the difference
353
00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:12,521
between a new junior
and an old reporter.
354
00:14:13,015 --> 00:14:14,372
- What?
- I'm sorry?
355
00:14:14,492 --> 00:14:15,273
Don't say a word, Christa.
356
00:14:15,434 --> 00:14:16,575
She's a reporter.
357
00:14:16,695 --> 00:14:18,305
I just transferred here.
358
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:19,953
From what, early retirement?
359
00:14:20,594 --> 00:14:21,196
You're, like, 30.
360
00:14:21,357 --> 00:14:23,394
- I'm 24.
- Whatever.
361
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,137
I told you they'd be all over.
362
00:14:25,257 --> 00:14:26,456
Let's have her arrested.
363
00:14:26,576 --> 00:14:29,276
All right, look,
I'm really sorry that I lied, but...
364
00:14:29,652 --> 00:14:31,979
everybody is doing this story,
and nobody is getting Christa's side.
365
00:14:32,099 --> 00:14:34,293
And you're here
to do her that favor.
366
00:14:34,801 --> 00:14:36,841
No, I'm just here to get a story.
367
00:14:37,934 --> 00:14:39,806
Look, all I'm saying is that...
368
00:14:39,926 --> 00:14:41,082
You're caught in the middle.
369
00:14:41,202 --> 00:14:42,833
I mean, your mother's
the one that leaked the tape.
370
00:14:42,953 --> 00:14:44,636
- It's not your fault.
- My mother didn't leak anything.
371
00:14:44,797 --> 00:14:47,771
No, Christa, don't.
No, I'm sick of it. I really am.
372
00:14:47,891 --> 00:14:51,085
We fired the maid, the handy man,
the dog walker.
373
00:14:51,205 --> 00:14:53,799
And, you know, I really,
really liked our dog walker.
374
00:14:53,919 --> 00:14:55,855
You people are the ones
out there buying this stuff,
375
00:14:56,016 --> 00:14:58,025
tempting people to steal and sell.
376
00:14:58,476 --> 00:15:00,327
I didn't ask for this, okay?
377
00:15:00,516 --> 00:15:01,737
- I'm sorry.
- No.
378
00:15:02,016 --> 00:15:03,342
You're not.
379
00:15:03,462 --> 00:15:04,773
It's a good story.
380
00:15:05,598 --> 00:15:07,575
You think it's easy growing up
with screwed up parents,
381
00:15:07,737 --> 00:15:09,861
being the big
online joke at school?
382
00:15:11,031 --> 00:15:12,169
Please, just let me get to my class
383
00:15:12,289 --> 00:15:14,208
and leave me
and my messed up family alone.
384
00:15:16,355 --> 00:15:17,335
Got your quote?
385
00:15:17,497 --> 00:15:18,446
Look, I didn't mean to...
386
00:15:18,566 --> 00:15:20,717
I didn't know about the phone message,
but the video?
387
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,083
Christa just thought
388
00:15:22,203 --> 00:15:24,342
she could scare her dad
straight or whatever.
389
00:15:24,503 --> 00:15:25,853
She borrowed my brother's camera,
390
00:15:25,973 --> 00:15:28,788
and totally deleted everything
before she gave it back.
391
00:15:28,908 --> 00:15:30,892
She never intended it to get out.
392
00:15:31,182 --> 00:15:32,327
It was between her...
393
00:15:33,137 --> 00:15:34,137
and her father.
394
00:15:35,558 --> 00:15:36,558
Period.
395
00:15:47,109 --> 00:15:48,909
Farber, you owe me 100 bucks.
396
00:15:49,511 --> 00:15:52,395
- She's getting out?
- Undisclosed medical condition.
397
00:15:52,515 --> 00:15:53,876
More like jailophobia.
398
00:15:54,261 --> 00:15:55,261
Pay up.
399
00:15:55,381 --> 00:15:56,709
You're seriously
gonna take my 100 bucks?
400
00:15:57,006 --> 00:15:58,921
Only if you don't
hand it over willingly.
401
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,503
Oh, come on, like you wouldn't
take my 10 grand?
402
00:16:00,664 --> 00:16:02,590
You know, I wasn't gonna
take your ten grand.
403
00:16:03,294 --> 00:16:05,172
You need to learn a lesson.
404
00:16:05,292 --> 00:16:06,537
Trust my instincts.
405
00:16:06,856 --> 00:16:08,511
Best money you ever spent.
406
00:16:09,423 --> 00:16:10,423
Thank you.
407
00:16:12,828 --> 00:16:15,327
Look at her, all prim and proper.
408
00:16:15,447 --> 00:16:19,044
She went in looking like Betty Blowjob,
and out like Laura Bush.
409
00:16:19,164 --> 00:16:21,173
You think her mother styled her?
410
00:16:21,293 --> 00:16:23,611
No, she's just as retarded as she is.
411
00:16:23,994 --> 00:16:25,861
No, that's the work of a pro.
412
00:16:26,707 --> 00:16:28,874
Farber, find out who
all went to see her in jail.
413
00:16:28,994 --> 00:16:31,168
If I find out who styled her,
can I win back my hundred?
414
00:16:31,288 --> 00:16:32,093
No.
415
00:16:34,305 --> 00:16:36,081
Wow. Nice knee socks.
416
00:16:36,552 --> 00:16:37,655
Have anything?
417
00:16:37,775 --> 00:16:39,237
Yeah, I got a great quote
from the daughter.
418
00:16:39,357 --> 00:16:40,496
Maybe something from the friend.
419
00:16:40,616 --> 00:16:42,045
Okay, I want to know
who released the tape and why.
420
00:16:42,207 --> 00:16:43,296
Yeah, I might have a lead.
421
00:16:43,457 --> 00:16:44,742
Have it by recess.
422
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:48,968
Do I look 30?
423
00:16:49,814 --> 00:16:53,303
Not in a Catholic school girl uniform,
you don't.
424
00:16:53,423 --> 00:16:54,474
Wait, do you want to?
425
00:16:54,635 --> 00:16:55,635
What?
426
00:17:12,606 --> 00:17:14,075
I thought we weren't talking.
427
00:17:14,195 --> 00:17:15,445
Uh, we're not.
428
00:17:15,565 --> 00:17:17,706
I'm just calling
to congratulate you.
429
00:17:19,477 --> 00:17:21,043
What, is this an interview?
430
00:17:21,163 --> 00:17:23,721
Milan Carlton's pretty much
taking over the whole issue.
431
00:17:23,841 --> 00:17:25,241
Lucky you, I don't need a quote.
432
00:17:25,361 --> 00:17:27,341
But, unfortunately,
it also means that
433
00:17:27,501 --> 00:17:30,329
your PR play outside the club
won't make it into print,
434
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:32,983
which is really too bad
because that was well played.
435
00:17:33,103 --> 00:17:34,284
I didn't play anything.
436
00:17:35,442 --> 00:17:36,853
Come on, that wasn't a PR move,
437
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:39,079
I just said what I felt, you know?
438
00:17:39,199 --> 00:17:40,199
Okay.
439
00:17:42,057 --> 00:17:44,560
I wouldn't expect you
to believe me, Lucy.
440
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:45,776
Good.
441
00:17:54,195 --> 00:17:57,369
But you know,
one thing I've learned...
442
00:17:59,414 --> 00:18:00,874
the more energy you put in
443
00:18:01,035 --> 00:18:02,515
to being angry with others,
444
00:18:02,635 --> 00:18:04,512
the less you have
to face yourself, so...
445
00:18:04,632 --> 00:18:06,213
Are you going to therapy now?
446
00:18:07,789 --> 00:18:08,789
Maybe.
447
00:18:11,344 --> 00:18:13,522
Well, let's just hope
you can trust him.
448
00:18:16,202 --> 00:18:18,350
Well, I gotta catch a flight.
449
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:19,665
Okay.
450
00:18:19,835 --> 00:18:21,228
Have a great trip.
451
00:18:21,389 --> 00:18:22,389
You, too.
452
00:18:23,481 --> 00:18:24,481
I mean...
453
00:18:26,364 --> 00:18:27,364
thank you.
454
00:18:28,677 --> 00:18:29,677
Bye.
455
00:18:34,328 --> 00:18:35,159
Hi.
456
00:18:35,905 --> 00:18:37,661
How long have you been
standing there?
457
00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:41,839
I brought you the pictures
of Milan in jail.
458
00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:44,042
Also her getting out.
459
00:18:44,992 --> 00:18:46,959
- It's been quite a day.
- Yeah.
460
00:18:47,979 --> 00:18:49,114
How's Holt?
461
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,297
On the phone just now.
462
00:18:51,977 --> 00:18:53,919
How do you know
I was talking to Holt?
463
00:18:54,039 --> 00:18:55,179
Body language.
464
00:18:55,848 --> 00:18:58,724
My body languages says
I'm talking to Holt right now.
465
00:18:59,093 --> 00:19:00,504
Before, on the phone.
466
00:19:00,624 --> 00:19:03,755
Now it just says you don't know
where to put your elbows.
467
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:05,293
Well, they're attached
to my forearms.
468
00:19:05,413 --> 00:19:06,755
Let's not read too much into it.
469
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:09,779
Okay, but if you don't want
people to know about you two...
470
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:11,166
Don't do that when
you're talking to him.
471
00:19:11,286 --> 00:19:12,441
Don't do what?
472
00:19:12,989 --> 00:19:14,743
Don, I wasn't doing anything.
473
00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:16,307
Okay, I was not doing that.
474
00:19:16,427 --> 00:19:18,017
Okay, now I don't know
what to do with my forearms.
475
00:19:18,137 --> 00:19:19,100
- Sorry.
- Okay.
476
00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:21,205
Is this all you have
of her coming out of jail?
477
00:19:21,553 --> 00:19:22,371
Yeah.
478
00:19:22,533 --> 00:19:23,633
Looks like Mother Theresa.
479
00:19:23,753 --> 00:19:24,829
It's the outfit.
480
00:19:25,212 --> 00:19:26,376
Light blue and white.
481
00:19:26,536 --> 00:19:27,799
Like Mother Theresa.
482
00:19:27,919 --> 00:19:29,604
All right, get 'em to art.
483
00:19:30,232 --> 00:19:31,232
Okay.
484
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,531
Even the network news
is recycling the Milan story.
485
00:19:41,651 --> 00:19:43,653
So much for covering
the bombings in Iraq.
486
00:19:43,773 --> 00:19:44,824
- Hey, Farber.
- Yeah?
487
00:19:44,944 --> 00:19:46,787
She going back to jail or not?
488
00:19:46,907 --> 00:19:48,898
- Wanna lay odds?
- Uh, I don't know.
489
00:19:49,237 --> 00:19:51,309
You're smart. You're learning.
Visitors?
490
00:19:51,429 --> 00:19:52,915
Her mother and her lawyers.
491
00:19:53,035 --> 00:19:54,704
No red flags, but I'm
still working on it.
492
00:19:54,824 --> 00:19:55,824
All right, find something good.
493
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:57,001
They may just have to have her back.
494
00:19:57,121 --> 00:20:00,387
Hey, Lucy, we got Milan Carlton
on line three.
495
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,139
- Her publicist?
- Her.
496
00:20:02,259 --> 00:20:04,816
She said she wants
to speak to you directly.
497
00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:06,813
Yeah.
498
00:20:10,321 --> 00:20:12,177
Thank you for taking my call.
499
00:20:12,297 --> 00:20:15,280
Always happy to talk to
one of our biggest sellers.
500
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,783
All that circulation,
and I don't make anything out of it.
501
00:20:17,963 --> 00:20:19,895
Something tells me you do okay.
502
00:20:20,015 --> 00:20:20,888
Not this week.
503
00:20:21,675 --> 00:20:24,081
There's a few things
I'd like to clear up,
504
00:20:24,355 --> 00:20:26,769
and I was thinking about doing
an interview with your magazine.
505
00:20:26,931 --> 00:20:27,716
Of course.
506
00:20:27,836 --> 00:20:29,424
I'd like to meet you in person.
507
00:20:29,544 --> 00:20:30,481
Can we arrange that?
508
00:20:30,642 --> 00:20:32,415
I wish I could come to you,
509
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:34,736
but I'm kind of under
a bit of house arrest here.
510
00:20:35,036 --> 00:20:36,113
I'll come to you.
511
00:20:37,568 --> 00:20:38,681
Fabo!
512
00:20:38,801 --> 00:20:41,093
I'll have my guy call your guy, okay?
513
00:20:41,213 --> 00:20:42,035
Ciao.
514
00:20:44,848 --> 00:20:45,831
Fabo.
515
00:21:36,887 --> 00:21:39,654
Lucy Spiller. Thank
you so much for coming.
516
00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:42,242
Can Mariella get you something
to drink? Fuzzy water?
517
00:21:42,362 --> 00:21:43,559
Oh, I'm good.
518
00:21:43,679 --> 00:21:45,594
Bring her some fuzzy
water. Lemon or lime?
519
00:21:46,703 --> 00:21:47,783
Bring her both.
520
00:21:48,659 --> 00:21:50,777
- You remember my boyfriend Ian.
- Hi.
521
00:21:51,766 --> 00:21:53,595
Yeah, right, I know your work.
522
00:21:54,071 --> 00:21:56,565
Sit. I'm sorry that we
have to meet in here.
523
00:21:57,041 --> 00:21:59,070
Can't use my outdoor pool
anymore because of the paps.
524
00:21:59,301 --> 00:22:00,538
Oh, how awful.
525
00:22:01,855 --> 00:22:03,375
I know. I know.
526
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,353
Poor little rich girl.
527
00:22:05,473 --> 00:22:07,502
But you know, everything
I have, I've earned.
528
00:22:07,622 --> 00:22:09,324
Yeah, well, somehow I doubt that
529
00:22:09,547 --> 00:22:12,091
catalogue shoots and a
reality show paid for all this.
530
00:22:12,851 --> 00:22:15,309
- Well, I also have a recording deal.
- Oh, right.
531
00:22:17,630 --> 00:22:19,340
Why are we talking about this?
That's not why you're here.
532
00:22:19,525 --> 00:22:20,629
Why am I here?
533
00:22:20,962 --> 00:22:22,636
Everyone knows that Dirt hates me.
534
00:22:22,756 --> 00:22:24,543
The articles about my weight,
535
00:22:24,663 --> 00:22:27,766
my feud with Meggie, that
you think I'm stupid, the DUI.
536
00:22:27,886 --> 00:22:29,664
We never said anything
about your weight.
537
00:22:31,590 --> 00:22:34,367
The point is, you hate me. It's fine.
538
00:22:35,046 --> 00:22:37,195
That's why I want you
to have the interview.
539
00:22:38,421 --> 00:22:40,316
Because everybody will believe it.
540
00:22:41,482 --> 00:22:42,983
It won't feel like spin.
541
00:22:43,103 --> 00:22:44,704
So I'm here to give you credibility.
542
00:22:45,278 --> 00:22:49,106
Well, that, and score the hottest
celebrity interview of the decade.
543
00:22:49,345 --> 00:22:50,868
- The big scoop.
- Yeah?
544
00:22:50,988 --> 00:22:52,635
My medical condition.
545
00:22:53,668 --> 00:22:54,915
I'm pregnant.
546
00:22:56,263 --> 00:22:58,883
- We're having a baby.
- Congratulations.
547
00:22:59,167 --> 00:23:01,309
But why does that mean
you can't be in jail?
548
00:23:01,877 --> 00:23:04,643
Is the county going to release
all pregnant women from jail?
549
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,772
Because I have a condition.
550
00:23:07,116 --> 00:23:09,964
- It's called hyper... em...
- Hyperemesis.
551
00:23:10,451 --> 00:23:12,265
It's real. They had to let her out.
552
00:23:12,549 --> 00:23:14,393
For the welfare of our unborn child.
553
00:23:14,677 --> 00:23:18,260
Who has already totally
changed both our lives.
554
00:23:20,085 --> 00:23:21,786
We don't have to bother
with all the details here.
555
00:23:21,906 --> 00:23:23,487
I've made your job very easy.
556
00:23:23,954 --> 00:23:25,242
Here's the entire interview.
557
00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:28,302
Questions, answers,
and I had it typed up.
558
00:23:28,535 --> 00:23:32,437
It's free, it's exclusive, and
your job is completely done.
559
00:23:32,791 --> 00:23:36,415
Obviously a huge story
for you. You're welcome.
560
00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:39,305
Hyperemesis. Isn't that
basically morning sickness?
561
00:23:39,425 --> 00:23:41,857
Hey, women die from it every year.
562
00:23:42,222 --> 00:23:44,340
The baby was at risk. We had to
563
00:23:44,543 --> 00:23:47,158
- protect the welfare... -
Welfare of our unborn child.
564
00:23:48,599 --> 00:23:49,764
We have a doctor's note.
565
00:23:49,884 --> 00:23:52,394
Oh, a celebrity with
a doctor's note. Yeah.
566
00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:54,617
I'm offering you a major interview here.
567
00:23:54,737 --> 00:23:56,545
You're offering me a hand job.
568
00:23:56,665 --> 00:23:58,886
This isn't an interview,
it's a press release.
569
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,491
Do you want to do an
interview? Let's talk.
570
00:24:01,926 --> 00:24:04,481
'Cause I'm not gonna
publish some PR person's Q&A.
571
00:24:08,569 --> 00:24:10,778
You know, when I was in high school,
572
00:24:11,133 --> 00:24:13,697
I used to drive by the big
gates of your parent's house.
573
00:24:14,133 --> 00:24:16,697
It was so huge.
574
00:24:17,113 --> 00:24:20,398
I used to think whoever lives inside,
they must have anything they want.
575
00:24:20,518 --> 00:24:22,312
They can be anything they want.
576
00:24:22,718 --> 00:24:24,380
What did you choose to be?
577
00:24:24,623 --> 00:24:25,738
A celebutante?
578
00:24:26,741 --> 00:24:29,204
I worked my ass off to become a star.
579
00:24:30,583 --> 00:24:31,922
You're not a singer,
580
00:24:32,042 --> 00:24:34,914
you're not an actress, you've
never worked a day in your life.
581
00:24:35,071 --> 00:24:37,014
You're a little spoiled
brat who goes clubbing.
582
00:24:37,134 --> 00:24:38,164
That's all you've ever achieved.
583
00:24:38,284 --> 00:24:41,704
Oh, that and going up an off-ramp
after having one too many chocolatinis.
584
00:24:42,673 --> 00:24:44,619
You think I'm just some party girl.
585
00:24:44,882 --> 00:24:47,884
I am a brand. I created a brand.
586
00:24:48,004 --> 00:24:49,838
You think I'm nothing? Okay.
587
00:24:50,254 --> 00:24:53,276
Think about how hard it is to
turn nothing into a major brand,
588
00:24:53,396 --> 00:24:55,646
a clothing line, fragrances, makeup.
589
00:24:55,766 --> 00:24:58,323
You can call me a slut or a whore
or anything else, but never say
590
00:24:58,443 --> 00:24:59,920
I don't work hard for what I have.
591
00:25:01,508 --> 00:25:02,968
Now there's a quote.
592
00:25:05,998 --> 00:25:09,039
I'll just say that you admitted
you hate me and that you're biased.
593
00:25:10,519 --> 00:25:12,140
You don't want my Q&A? Fine.
594
00:25:12,343 --> 00:25:13,427
I'll go toIcon.
595
00:25:14,086 --> 00:25:16,427
Do as you want. I already have my story.
596
00:25:26,472 --> 00:25:28,894
You bought a used
video camera for $2,000?
597
00:25:29,178 --> 00:25:31,272
- Well, it's digital.
- Ah.
598
00:25:31,813 --> 00:25:33,450
No, this isn't just any video camera.
599
00:25:33,768 --> 00:25:37,702
This is Christa Darby's best
friend's brother's video camera.
600
00:25:37,909 --> 00:25:39,665
The one she shot her
father's drunk tape on.
601
00:25:39,877 --> 00:25:43,277
The kid was 12. You should've seen
his face when I gave him the cash.
602
00:25:43,397 --> 00:25:46,749
Well, I thought you said she deleted
everything before she gave it back.
603
00:25:46,907 --> 00:25:48,874
Oh, dear, sweet geek boy.
604
00:25:49,117 --> 00:25:50,844
You have so much to learn.
605
00:25:51,421 --> 00:25:53,879
Video camera hard drives are
just like computer hard drives.
606
00:25:54,411 --> 00:25:57,482
You can erase them, but the
data is still locked in the code.
607
00:25:57,776 --> 00:25:59,246
And you know how to get that?
608
00:25:59,448 --> 00:26:01,860
Well, no, but Varsha in IT did.
609
00:26:02,813 --> 00:26:05,281
It seems that little
Christa did some editing.
610
00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:07,384
Check out the original footage.
611
00:26:10,384 --> 00:26:12,958
- Wait, do Petey. Pretend to be Petey.
- Okay, okay.
612
00:26:13,982 --> 00:26:16,597
I'm Petey the dog, and
this is my dog bowl.
613
00:26:19,507 --> 00:26:21,337
Do the drunk guy, Dad.
Do the drunk guy.
614
00:26:21,457 --> 00:26:22,985
Okay, drunk.
615
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,003
I'm not drunk!
616
00:26:25,212 --> 00:26:27,573
I'm totally friggin'sober!
617
00:26:27,775 --> 00:26:29,510
- He wasn't drunk.
- I'm sober!
618
00:26:29,630 --> 00:26:31,689
Well, not as much as he seemed, anyway.
619
00:26:32,077 --> 00:26:33,366
See, the key to playing
620
00:26:33,486 --> 00:26:37,266
a drunk is you gotta try
really, really hard to act sober.
621
00:26:37,834 --> 00:26:39,080
It was the daughter?
622
00:26:39,922 --> 00:26:41,762
- Why?
- Well, do you rember that
623
00:26:41,882 --> 00:26:44,735
quote she gave me when I was
interviewing her at school?
624
00:26:45,079 --> 00:26:48,181
Um, "Do you think it's easy growing
up with parents this screwed up?"
625
00:26:48,383 --> 00:26:50,431
She seemed so upset, but
626
00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:53,106
the quote was perfect. She
knew that I would bite at it.
627
00:26:54,282 --> 00:26:56,076
Check this out, this
is the reality show that
628
00:26:56,196 --> 00:26:58,204
Christa Darby pitched six months ago.
629
00:26:58,338 --> 00:27:00,412
It's all about her life as
a sitcom star's daughter,
630
00:27:00,624 --> 00:27:01,753
but nobody was interested.
631
00:27:01,873 --> 00:27:04,452
One exec said that
she didn't have a hook.
632
00:27:04,677 --> 00:27:06,781
So now that she's famous,
she's trying to resell the show?
633
00:27:07,039 --> 00:27:08,112
Oh, no, even better.
634
00:27:08,268 --> 00:27:09,814
This time it's Parent 911.
635
00:27:10,305 --> 00:27:12,910
It's genius. She's gonna help
kids with problem parents.
636
00:27:13,184 --> 00:27:14,483
Yup, live on the air.
637
00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:17,471
Secret deal is already in the works.
They're gonna announce it any day now.
638
00:27:17,683 --> 00:27:19,074
Making a brand out of nothing.
639
00:27:19,194 --> 00:27:22,731
Lucy, sorry.
Milan's interview is on.
640
00:27:25,093 --> 00:27:27,485
I clearly was not okay
to drive that night.
641
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:31,143
I just thank God that
I didn't hurt anyone.
642
00:27:31,914 --> 00:27:34,398
Some people might find
it hard to believe that
643
00:27:34,518 --> 00:27:36,768
God has become an
important part of your life.
644
00:27:40,623 --> 00:27:42,668
I did a lot of stupid
things when I was young.
645
00:27:42,788 --> 00:27:44,001
What, like last week?
646
00:27:44,293 --> 00:27:46,012
Ian has taught me about the bible.
647
00:27:46,490 --> 00:27:48,664
- That whatever other people think,
- My God, she's
648
00:27:48,787 --> 00:27:50,572
- got him dressed like a banker.
- God can forgive.
649
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,707
God has blessed us with a child.
650
00:27:55,032 --> 00:27:56,785
- It's time to grow up.
- Great.
651
00:27:57,474 --> 00:28:00,312
We can go with how she tried
to sell the same crap to you.
652
00:28:01,883 --> 00:28:02,988
Those are words.
653
00:28:03,535 --> 00:28:05,959
We're in a world of images, and
right now the image is of Milan
654
00:28:06,079 --> 00:28:10,397
and her Mother Theresa
colors praising God to Tami G.
655
00:28:12,944 --> 00:28:15,474
I want to meet with Jimmy
Darby tonight. My house.
656
00:28:16,730 --> 00:28:18,757
Um... okay.
657
00:28:29,427 --> 00:28:30,827
See, the key to playing
658
00:28:30,947 --> 00:28:34,748
a drunk is you gotta try
really, really hard to act sober.
659
00:28:35,650 --> 00:28:37,626
That's okay. All right.
660
00:28:38,802 --> 00:28:40,976
Why didn't you just
come out with the truth?
661
00:28:41,422 --> 00:28:42,700
She's not wrong.
662
00:28:42,820 --> 00:28:44,564
I was drinking that night.
663
00:28:45,145 --> 00:28:48,804
Your daughter dubbed lines to make it
look like you thought you were a dog.
664
00:28:49,398 --> 00:28:50,656
That doesn't bother you?
665
00:28:50,776 --> 00:28:53,082
Did you hear that horrible
voicemail I left her?
666
00:28:53,989 --> 00:28:55,728
Don't you think I
deserve some bad press?
667
00:28:55,990 --> 00:28:57,262
And she need some good press.
668
00:28:57,587 --> 00:28:59,472
- To sell her show.
- Wait a minute.
669
00:29:00,314 --> 00:29:02,616
- You're talking about my kid.
- Yeah, who stepped on your head
670
00:29:02,739 --> 00:29:03,878
to get what she wants.
671
00:29:07,048 --> 00:29:10,058
Listen, I haven't been a great father.
672
00:29:12,510 --> 00:29:14,659
- You don't have kids, do you?
- No
673
00:29:15,997 --> 00:29:17,097
Do you want 'em?
674
00:29:19,889 --> 00:29:22,087
Okay, we're not here to
talk about me, are we?
675
00:29:22,798 --> 00:29:23,831
I guess not.
676
00:29:25,098 --> 00:29:26,558
Listen, I'm not evil.
677
00:29:27,308 --> 00:29:29,608
But I wasn't there enough for her.
678
00:29:30,399 --> 00:29:34,048
And I do drink sometimes. And I get
real pissed off. And I break shit.
679
00:29:35,154 --> 00:29:37,798
So if my kid wants to make
a show that helps other kids
680
00:29:38,271 --> 00:29:40,058
deal with their crazy families,
681
00:29:40,534 --> 00:29:42,186
then I think it's a good thing.
682
00:29:42,306 --> 00:29:43,515
Even if it's based on a lie?
683
00:29:43,635 --> 00:29:46,612
It won't be a lie because I'm gonna
tell everybody it was my idea to do
684
00:29:46,741 --> 00:29:49,698
that, okay? That I told her to
do it, that I made her do it.
685
00:29:49,952 --> 00:29:52,309
- It'll never sell.
- It's my daughter.
686
00:29:53,223 --> 00:29:58,200
She's 15, and she might have
something here. You know?
687
00:29:59,112 --> 00:30:00,176
It's her shot.
688
00:30:01,473 --> 00:30:02,914
Don't you think that
maybe you and I could
689
00:30:03,034 --> 00:30:04,647
work out something else?
690
00:30:04,767 --> 00:30:06,613
Why don't you just keep hammering me?
691
00:30:06,733 --> 00:30:08,142
I mean, I'm an asshole.
692
00:30:08,963 --> 00:30:10,321
I'm a terrible father.
693
00:30:10,806 --> 00:30:12,409
Just keep roasting me
694
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,977
I just need for you to promise
that you'll leave her alone.
695
00:30:20,233 --> 00:30:23,102
If you give me a bigger
story, I will bury this one.
696
00:30:23,548 --> 00:30:24,612
Okay.
697
00:30:26,770 --> 00:30:27,966
Milan Carlton.
698
00:30:29,933 --> 00:30:31,526
She was a guest star
on your show, right?
699
00:30:31,646 --> 00:30:33,700
The holiday special? Right?
700
00:30:34,098 --> 00:30:35,598
Okay, I want you to call her up.
701
00:30:36,492 --> 00:30:38,797
I want you to tell her that you're
having a really hard time with
702
00:30:39,009 --> 00:30:41,750
all this bad press you're getting,
and it's just gonna get worse,
703
00:30:42,012 --> 00:30:44,945
and you need the name
of her crisis PR person.
704
00:30:45,634 --> 00:30:48,168
Not her regular guy, her specialist.
705
00:30:49,168 --> 00:30:50,268
Okay.
706
00:30:50,979 --> 00:30:53,714
I'll call her, and I'll get his name.
707
00:30:55,518 --> 00:30:59,541
But I gotta tell you, there's no
way in hell her crisis PR manager
708
00:31:00,235 --> 00:31:02,297
is gonna go on record with you.
709
00:31:02,689 --> 00:31:05,104
That's okay, I just need his name.
710
00:31:06,279 --> 00:31:07,105
Done.
711
00:31:13,020 --> 00:31:17,057
We know Milan is using a crisis
PR guru named Dillon Frawley.
712
00:31:17,601 --> 00:31:19,375
Obviously, he's not gonna talk.
713
00:31:19,630 --> 00:31:21,797
We need to find a
way to get inside.
714
00:31:36,263 --> 00:31:37,520
Go on. Go.
715
00:31:57,429 --> 00:31:58,861
What you looking at?
716
00:32:02,245 --> 00:32:03,919
Yeah, you should look away.
717
00:32:05,455 --> 00:32:06,894
You little rat, ya.
718
00:32:16,538 --> 00:32:19,321
You know what? Let's talk about
wardrobe and makeup later,
719
00:32:19,441 --> 00:32:22,851
I know how to dress little Miss Priss.
Let's just go over the interview, okay?
720
00:32:22,971 --> 00:32:24,540
Fine. I'm Tami G.
721
00:32:24,788 --> 00:32:28,272
Milan, you've already been convicted
of one driving under the influence.
722
00:32:28,392 --> 00:32:30,069
Now you've been
arrested a second time.
723
00:32:30,189 --> 00:32:32,094
Why should you not go to jail?
724
00:32:32,214 --> 00:32:35,193
- We're not gonna let her ask
that. - You want her to ask that.
725
00:32:35,398 --> 00:32:37,032
You want to answer
the tough questions,
726
00:32:37,152 --> 00:32:38,585
or at least seem to, okay?
727
00:32:38,705 --> 00:32:40,498
So, why should you not go to jail?
728
00:32:40,618 --> 00:32:42,936
Well, first of all, I only
had one glass of wine.
729
00:32:43,180 --> 00:32:45,876
- And that on-ramp was barely
marked. I mean... - No. No. No. No.
730
00:32:45,996 --> 00:32:48,088
This is your answer. Watch.
731
00:32:49,017 --> 00:32:51,484
I clearly was not okay
to drive that night.
732
00:32:51,955 --> 00:32:55,099
I thank God nobody got hurt. Yeah?
733
00:32:55,491 --> 00:32:57,190
I'm gonna thank God?
734
00:32:57,792 --> 00:33:00,354
- Screw God. - No, honey,
you can screw God off camera.
735
00:33:00,474 --> 00:33:03,563
But on camera, trust me.
God is gonna set you free.
736
00:33:04,648 --> 00:33:05,589
Listen to me.
737
00:33:05,798 --> 00:33:09,619
You hired me so that I can tell you how
to get the public back on your side.
738
00:33:10,809 --> 00:33:13,346
It's a Christian nation.
You want forgiveness?
739
00:33:13,773 --> 00:33:16,011
Admit your sins,
turn it over to God.
740
00:33:21,977 --> 00:33:24,595
I clearly was not okay
to drive that night.
741
00:33:26,927 --> 00:33:28,637
I just thank God I
didn't hurt anyone.
742
00:33:28,929 --> 00:33:30,724
Nice. Very nice. Now watch.
743
00:33:35,344 --> 00:33:37,819
Screw God. That's our cover.
744
00:33:40,533 --> 00:33:44,282
Lucy, the camera's hard
drive, where did we get it?
745
00:33:44,895 --> 00:33:45,710
Sorry?
746
00:33:46,157 --> 00:33:49,954
Just if anybody sues
or whatever, you know,
747
00:33:50,074 --> 00:33:52,019
I'd rather not go to jail.
748
00:33:52,581 --> 00:33:56,058
- Don, I always look out for you.
- I know.
749
00:33:57,610 --> 00:33:59,826
I got it from some disgruntled worker.
750
00:34:00,235 --> 00:34:02,178
Could be secretarial, could be...
751
00:34:03,516 --> 00:34:06,444
cleaning crew. I'll cover you.
752
00:34:07,012 --> 00:34:08,503
Besides, we're printing the truth.
753
00:34:08,648 --> 00:34:11,733
They won't sue us because
it'll just make them look worse.
754
00:34:11,853 --> 00:34:12,666
Okay.
755
00:34:17,328 --> 00:34:20,133
You're doing good,
Don. I'm proud of you.
756
00:34:21,453 --> 00:34:22,407
Thank you.
757
00:34:24,035 --> 00:34:27,224
I think I figured out why
you hate Milan so much.
758
00:34:28,309 --> 00:34:29,269
She's you.
759
00:34:30,404 --> 00:34:31,965
I just gave you a
really nice compliment.
760
00:34:32,150 --> 00:34:33,678
She's all of us.
761
00:34:33,845 --> 00:34:35,963
See, we're a nation
of spoiled rich people.
762
00:34:36,348 --> 00:34:40,636
Milan's just so extreme that it
makes us feel better by comparison.
763
00:34:40,976 --> 00:34:44,427
But really, she's just the
part of ourselves we loathe.
764
00:34:45,753 --> 00:34:47,165
That's why we need her.
765
00:34:47,688 --> 00:34:50,276
Make us feel better, that's her job.
766
00:34:50,773 --> 00:34:52,760
Well, she can't say the
job doesn't pay well.
767
00:34:53,017 --> 00:34:54,773
I don't think it makes her happy.
768
00:34:55,442 --> 00:34:58,656
Well, if you think she's unhappy
now, wait till she sees my next cover.
769
00:34:59,236 --> 00:35:00,047
Lucy...
770
00:35:02,969 --> 00:35:06,115
Holt was on the PR guy's camera, too.
771
00:35:08,675 --> 00:35:11,113
- That little speech outside the club?
- No, no, no.
772
00:35:11,787 --> 00:35:13,271
- Is it a story?
- I didn't look.
773
00:35:13,595 --> 00:35:16,504
I saw that he was on
there, I didn't watch.
774
00:35:16,778 --> 00:35:18,535
I figured it was up to you.
775
00:35:20,823 --> 00:35:22,114
Okay. Thanks.
776
00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:23,960
- All right?
- Thanks.
777
00:35:29,395 --> 00:35:31,020
- Good night.
- Good night.
778
00:36:04,034 --> 00:36:06,657
You want to humanize, you know?
You wanna focus on the people.
779
00:36:07,071 --> 00:36:10,426
Julia was a real person with
a family and a brother...
780
00:36:10,546 --> 00:36:13,172
- She didn't have a
brother. - Sister. Right.
781
00:36:13,578 --> 00:36:15,852
You know what? Let's try it. Watch.
782
00:36:17,907 --> 00:36:21,556
To you Julia Mallory
is a tabloid story.
783
00:36:22,218 --> 00:36:24,031
But she was also a real person,
784
00:36:24,293 --> 00:36:27,086
with a mother and a
father and a sister.
785
00:36:32,777 --> 00:36:35,808
- Julia wasn't just a tabloid
story. - Nice, but open your arms.
786
00:36:35,928 --> 00:36:37,132
You wanna be accessible.
787
00:36:37,252 --> 00:36:38,925
- Yo. Yo.
- What... No, no, just...
788
00:36:39,141 --> 00:36:41,442
You know what, forget
it. This isn't working.
789
00:36:41,562 --> 00:36:44,000
No, no, you know what? I know it's hard.
It's awkward, but you gotta trust me.
790
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,538
No, listen, you don't get it,
'cause I don't give a shit.
791
00:36:48,852 --> 00:36:52,162
All right? Come on. Look, dude,
I don't want to be molded.
792
00:36:53,002 --> 00:36:55,591
You know, I'm just gonna
let the chips fall.
793
00:36:56,862 --> 00:36:58,907
Sorry for your time. I'll pay you.
794
00:37:09,697 --> 00:37:12,028
I wish you could've been there, buddy.
795
00:37:12,938 --> 00:37:16,311
Man, there were so many rats,
you could've dined out for weeks.
796
00:37:21,553 --> 00:37:24,063
I miss having our little chats, man.
797
00:37:24,697 --> 00:37:25,509
I do.
798
00:37:28,141 --> 00:37:32,141
Please, please, please, I have
something very important to say, shh.
799
00:37:33,030 --> 00:37:36,246
I will be going to the Far
East to do some charity work,
800
00:37:36,781 --> 00:37:39,239
which is the one thing
that will keep me sane.
801
00:37:39,945 --> 00:37:44,518
With everything so negative here,
I can do something positive there.
802
00:37:45,546 --> 00:37:47,670
Where people aren't
out to hurt you.
803
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:51,710
Maybe they'll appreciate me.
804
00:37:53,161 --> 00:37:55,357
- Thank you. - Milan? Milan?
805
00:38:01,728 --> 00:38:05,336
Hi, I'm Christa Darby. Tune into
Parent 911 starting next month.
806
00:38:05,669 --> 00:38:07,914
I'll even have my own dad
with me for my first show.
807
00:38:08,034 --> 00:38:10,615
- And, wow, we've had some
issues, haven't we? - We have?
808
00:38:11,731 --> 00:38:12,682
I don't recall.
809
00:38:15,993 --> 00:38:16,812
You know the irony?
810
00:38:18,519 --> 00:38:22,181
It was all true. I mean, everything he
said on that first voicemail message.
811
00:38:23,431 --> 00:38:25,410
His daughter is selfish and hollow.
812
00:38:26,422 --> 00:38:28,546
Well, at least she came by it honestly.
813
00:38:29,618 --> 00:38:31,662
Do you want dinner? I was gonna
get some Chinese.
814
00:38:31,786 --> 00:38:33,190
In LA?
815
00:38:33,664 --> 00:38:36,043
- Well, I know this place on Pico.
- Really?
816
00:38:41,850 --> 00:38:44,961
I can't. It's past ten, and
817
00:38:45,568 --> 00:38:48,463
Liz will kill me if I go out
to dinner with somebody else
818
00:38:48,583 --> 00:38:50,546
instead of coming straight home.
819
00:38:52,332 --> 00:38:55,365
I wasn't asking you out,
Farber. I'm working late,
820
00:38:56,371 --> 00:38:59,587
- ordering in.
- Uh, I know. Sorry.
821
00:39:00,025 --> 00:39:01,071
Well...
822
00:39:02,946 --> 00:39:05,670
- Your girlfriend is one lucky woman.
- Thanks.
823
00:39:06,339 --> 00:39:07,803
I wish she would say that.
824
00:39:10,182 --> 00:39:11,515
I was being facetious.
825
00:39:33,298 --> 00:39:36,906
- Hello?
- Oh, hey, Lucy. Were you sleeping?
826
00:39:37,412 --> 00:39:38,578
It's three in the morning.
827
00:39:39,582 --> 00:39:42,108
You seem to be sleeping a lot
better since you got stabbed.
828
00:39:42,228 --> 00:39:44,147
It almost makes it worth it, huh?
829
00:39:44,775 --> 00:39:45,768
It's good to sleep.
830
00:39:47,723 --> 00:39:49,579
And yet, you're calling at 3 AM.
831
00:39:49,866 --> 00:39:52,629
Well, Milan Carlton's on TV.
I thought you oughta know.
832
00:39:53,128 --> 00:39:55,120
What are you doing? Oh!
833
00:39:57,173 --> 00:39:58,303
Thanks, honey.
834
00:40:05,136 --> 00:40:07,740
... was stopped by authorities
when she took time out
835
00:40:07,860 --> 00:40:10,405
from her Christian relief
work to go topless on a beach
836
00:40:10,525 --> 00:40:12,601
in a nation where public
nudity is illegal.
837
00:40:12,721 --> 00:40:15,518
When police went through her
handbag, they found a gram of cocaine
838
00:40:15,638 --> 00:40:17,329
in the socialite's makeup compact.
839
00:40:18,454 --> 00:40:21,051
The country has a
zero-tolerance policy for drugs,
840
00:40:21,387 --> 00:40:24,112
and the penalty for possession
of cocaine is death.
841
00:40:26,110 --> 00:40:27,724
Lucy, are they really gonna execute her?
842
00:40:27,844 --> 00:40:29,710
I already mocked up a "Milan
gets the needle" cover.
843
00:40:29,830 --> 00:40:31,965
- Well, actually, it would be a hanging.
- Or a firing squad.
844
00:40:32,085 --> 00:40:34,704
My cousin's in the state department.
He said I can be at the embassy
845
00:40:34,824 --> 00:40:36,906
- when she's executed.
- She's not gonna be executed.
846
00:40:37,026 --> 00:40:39,139
- She'll get off, like always.
- Really?
847
00:40:40,547 --> 00:40:43,860
Well, maybe not like always. It is
a small nation in the Far East, but
848
00:40:44,170 --> 00:40:46,220
she's Milan. They'll work something out.
849
00:40:48,451 --> 00:40:51,893
Do you wanna bet? Good boy.
850
00:40:55,335 --> 00:40:58,374
The government has decided to
be merciful on Miss Carlton,
851
00:40:58,494 --> 00:40:59,714
and release her from prison...
852
00:41:00,695 --> 00:41:02,880
... after receiving
three public lashes.
853
00:41:16,918 --> 00:41:18,278
I'm sorry!
854
00:41:19,291 --> 00:41:20,188
Daddy!
855
00:41:28,274 --> 00:41:30,316
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