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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:04,610 What you got? 2 00:00:06,460 --> 00:00:07,730 Bloody hell. 3 00:00:07,780 --> 00:00:09,620 - Is that? - Blimey, mate. 4 00:00:10,620 --> 00:00:11,900 Let me see. 5 00:00:13,220 --> 00:00:14,890 That is beautiful. 6 00:00:16,380 --> 00:00:18,490 Is that what I think it is? 7 00:00:18,540 --> 00:00:19,970 It's ruddy spearhead, mate. 8 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,610 It's in incredible condition. 9 00:00:21,660 --> 00:00:23,170 Medieval? 10 00:00:23,220 --> 00:00:25,370 Well, earlier, I'd say, I don't know. 11 00:00:25,420 --> 00:00:27,570 - Could it be Roman? - Unbelievable. 12 00:00:27,620 --> 00:00:28,970 You got some water to clean it? 13 00:00:29,020 --> 00:00:30,610 Er... 14 00:00:30,660 --> 00:00:32,620 Well, there's a water tank over there. 15 00:01:06,020 --> 00:01:08,130 No, I knew there was something fishy going on. 16 00:01:08,180 --> 00:01:10,170 You bloody liar. You nearly wet yourself. 17 00:01:10,220 --> 00:01:12,130 You said it was in incredible condition. 18 00:01:12,180 --> 00:01:16,010 Well, exactly. It was the condition told me something was wrong. 19 00:01:16,060 --> 00:01:17,370 There was no age to it. 20 00:01:17,420 --> 00:01:19,090 God, I wish I hadn't seen the railings, 21 00:01:19,140 --> 00:01:20,770 then I'd still have a spearhead. 22 00:01:20,820 --> 00:01:24,890 Well, now you know how it feels to have your treasure snatched 23 00:01:24,940 --> 00:01:28,490 away so cruelly from right under your nose. 24 00:01:28,540 --> 00:01:29,980 Feels like crap. 25 00:01:31,580 --> 00:01:33,370 Wait a minute. 26 00:01:33,420 --> 00:01:35,370 It's the same, isn't it? 27 00:01:35,420 --> 00:01:38,530 - What's the same as what? - The same as me losing my gold coin. 28 00:01:38,580 --> 00:01:40,130 Not even nearly the same. 29 00:01:40,180 --> 00:01:42,490 That's a sign, a clue. 30 00:01:42,540 --> 00:01:45,240 Are you building up to one of your bits of mystic wisdom? 31 00:01:46,700 --> 00:01:49,540 There's something about karma going on. 32 00:01:51,260 --> 00:01:54,210 Not going to get in any book of quotations with that, mate. 33 00:02:00,780 --> 00:02:03,690 The thing is, we have to redress the balance. 34 00:02:03,740 --> 00:02:05,980 Get our own back on those idiots. 35 00:02:07,580 --> 00:02:09,570 It's all a question of karma. 36 00:02:09,620 --> 00:02:12,410 When I think about karma I see it as a good thing. 37 00:02:12,460 --> 00:02:15,730 Like if you do something nice something nice will happen to you. 38 00:02:15,780 --> 00:02:17,620 But you see it as a tool for revenge. 39 00:02:18,620 --> 00:02:20,530 Well, what do you suggest? 40 00:02:20,580 --> 00:02:23,570 Just let them on the land, for God's sake. Let everyone in. 41 00:02:23,620 --> 00:02:25,050 Get a band. Have a festival. 42 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:28,610 You lose the farm in a few days anyway, don't you? 43 00:02:28,660 --> 00:02:31,130 Yeah, but what if one of them finds my hoard? 44 00:02:31,180 --> 00:02:33,530 Then at least it will have been found. 45 00:02:33,580 --> 00:02:37,010 Anyway, I thought you said his detector was an antique. 46 00:02:37,060 --> 00:02:39,850 It is. It's a twat's detector. 47 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:42,490 There you go again, being mean. 48 00:02:42,540 --> 00:02:44,250 Stop being a bully. 49 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:46,690 Just play nicely with the other detectorists 50 00:02:46,740 --> 00:02:49,260 and then nice things will start to happen. 51 00:02:51,180 --> 00:02:53,740 Woohoo! My very own ship! 52 00:02:54,940 --> 00:02:58,250 - It's a boat. - No. I've upgraded it. Today it's a ship. 53 00:02:58,300 --> 00:02:59,340 Come on, Dad. 54 00:03:01,860 --> 00:03:03,220 Here. 55 00:03:07,260 --> 00:03:08,730 Here you are. 56 00:03:08,780 --> 00:03:10,730 I don't know if I, er... 57 00:03:10,780 --> 00:03:13,450 Oh, Dad, please just have a glass of wine. 58 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:15,170 Yeah. 59 00:03:15,220 --> 00:03:17,460 Water looks a bit choppy today. 60 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:21,980 It's like a mirror, what are you talking about? It'll be fine. 61 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:26,220 Here. 62 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,280 - Cheers! - Cheers! 63 00:03:36,220 --> 00:03:37,890 Cheers. 64 00:03:37,940 --> 00:03:39,330 See, it's not so bad, is it? 65 00:03:39,380 --> 00:03:41,380 No. Not so bad. 66 00:03:48,540 --> 00:03:50,170 Look at these two, Mum. 67 00:03:53,540 --> 00:03:55,130 Do you see what they're making? 68 00:03:55,180 --> 00:03:56,250 A house. 69 00:03:56,300 --> 00:03:58,330 Well, it's the house we went to see. 70 00:03:58,380 --> 00:04:00,850 He can't stop thinking about it. 71 00:04:00,900 --> 00:04:02,810 He needs a place of his own. 72 00:04:02,860 --> 00:04:04,210 I know. 73 00:04:04,260 --> 00:04:08,010 He's been making homes for hedgehogs and putting up bat boxes. 74 00:04:08,060 --> 00:04:10,660 Some sort of nesting instinct kicking in. 75 00:04:12,940 --> 00:04:14,450 When's the auction? 76 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:15,970 Sunday. 77 00:04:16,020 --> 00:04:18,330 - Are you thinking of going along? - I don't know what else to do. 78 00:04:18,380 --> 00:04:20,930 He's got it in his head we're going to win it. 79 00:04:20,980 --> 00:04:23,860 I'm worried when we don't it's going to hit him hard. 80 00:04:34,660 --> 00:04:36,050 This is a big moment for me, 81 00:04:36,100 --> 00:04:38,890 because as you all know I have been working on this 82 00:04:38,940 --> 00:04:40,170 for a long time. 83 00:04:40,220 --> 00:04:41,930 And there were moments on the journey 84 00:04:41,980 --> 00:04:45,770 when I was quite despairing of ever getting this far. 85 00:04:45,820 --> 00:04:49,010 And there is only one person to thank for getting me through those 86 00:04:49,060 --> 00:04:53,330 dark days and that is, of course, my own darling Sheila, without whom... 87 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:55,690 Oh, come on, Terry, just show us, never mind the speeches. 88 00:04:55,740 --> 00:04:57,210 We all know how great Sheila is. 89 00:04:57,260 --> 00:04:59,490 Yeah, come on, have you got her there? Let's have a look. 90 00:04:59,540 --> 00:05:03,130 Let me just explain that this only the proof copy. 91 00:05:03,180 --> 00:05:05,770 The actual finished product will have a much better... 92 00:05:05,820 --> 00:05:07,530 Just show us! 93 00:05:07,580 --> 00:05:09,890 Terry Cloth, Terry Cloth, Terry Cloth! 94 00:05:11,740 --> 00:05:13,930 Yeah, yeah. All right, all right, all right, all right. 95 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,410 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you 96 00:05:15,460 --> 00:05:20,210 Common Buttons of North West Essex by Terence Seymour. 97 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:25,410 Woo! 98 00:05:25,460 --> 00:05:29,450 I'm not expecting to make the New York Times best seller list, obviously. 99 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:31,050 Would be nice, but, erm... 100 00:05:31,100 --> 00:05:33,610 Well, the Co-op on Emsdale Road say they're 101 00:05:33,660 --> 00:05:37,850 going to stock a few copies, so we'll take it from there, see how it goes. 102 00:05:37,900 --> 00:05:40,010 What's the print run on this, Terry? 103 00:05:40,060 --> 00:05:41,700 An initial print run of 45. 104 00:05:42,780 --> 00:05:44,210 - Thousand? - No, 45. 105 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:46,010 So, there'll be one for each of you 106 00:05:46,060 --> 00:05:48,570 and a bunch left over the for the general public. 107 00:05:48,620 --> 00:05:50,570 - Will you sign mine? - Certainly will, young Hugh. 108 00:05:50,620 --> 00:05:53,250 In fact I'll probably sign all the first editions. 109 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:56,090 Could you leave mine blank then? It'll be worth more. 110 00:05:56,140 --> 00:05:58,020 He could be the next JK Rowling. 111 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:03,180 Well, I doubt it'll spawn a movie franchise and a theme park, darling. 112 00:06:04,380 --> 00:06:05,810 Button World. 113 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:07,170 I'd go. 114 00:06:07,220 --> 00:06:09,570 Mmm. Yeah, it does sound like a good day out, admittedly. 115 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:13,010 Speaking of a good day out, Lance and I have got a proposition. 116 00:06:13,060 --> 00:06:15,770 You know we're losing our permission on Monday, well 117 00:06:15,820 --> 00:06:17,330 we've decided it's time to open it up. 118 00:06:17,380 --> 00:06:20,170 Get everyone down there for the last day and blitz the place. 119 00:06:20,220 --> 00:06:22,370 See what there is to be found before it's covered over. 120 00:06:22,420 --> 00:06:25,810 About bloody time. What, you think there's still more to find? 121 00:06:25,860 --> 00:06:28,210 Who knows, Terry, but we could do with your help. 122 00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:30,410 Well, it's going to be a nice day on Sunday. 123 00:06:30,460 --> 00:06:32,050 It is. Yeah. 124 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:35,290 And guess what I took delivery of this very morning? 125 00:06:35,340 --> 00:06:38,490 - What? - Brand spanking new gazebo. 126 00:06:38,540 --> 00:06:41,100 - How big? - Three metres by nine. 127 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:43,930 - Phew! - Bring it along, Terrilium, 128 00:06:43,980 --> 00:06:46,490 and we can stick the finds table underneath. 129 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,130 You could shift a few books. 130 00:06:48,180 --> 00:06:50,370 Well, you heard the man. These boys need our help. 131 00:06:50,420 --> 00:06:51,970 Full turnout, no excuses. 132 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:53,540 There is just one thing. 133 00:06:54,940 --> 00:06:56,580 We may not be the only ones there. 134 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:19,940 Bloody hell. This is grim. 135 00:07:21,820 --> 00:07:25,300 We-e-elly, welly, well, well, well. 136 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:29,010 Look who's come crawling back. 137 00:07:29,060 --> 00:07:30,210 I can't do this. 138 00:07:30,260 --> 00:07:31,300 Wait. 139 00:07:33,060 --> 00:07:37,770 Look who it is. It's the Danebury Metal Detecting Club. 140 00:07:39,540 --> 00:07:41,620 - That is our name. - I know. 141 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:46,170 You were saying it like you were making up some funny name for us. 142 00:07:46,220 --> 00:07:49,570 Oh, if I were to make up a funny name for you it would be a 143 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:52,210 hell of a lot funnier than that, believe you me. 144 00:07:52,260 --> 00:07:53,690 Would it? 145 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:55,140 Oh, yes. 146 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:59,250 You said you could get a preservation order put on that tree. 147 00:07:59,300 --> 00:08:01,050 Mmm, well that's the trick, isn't it? 148 00:08:01,100 --> 00:08:03,180 Tree preservation orders don't just... 149 00:08:04,820 --> 00:08:08,050 .. materialise. We have made quite clear our demands. 150 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:10,210 Nice to see you apply the same ethics to your bat 151 00:08:10,260 --> 00:08:12,890 conservation as you do to your metal detecting. 152 00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:15,610 You're not interested in bats. 153 00:08:15,660 --> 00:08:17,410 Why do you want to save that tree? 154 00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:20,410 And what have you found in that field that you're guarding it 155 00:08:20,460 --> 00:08:21,530 so closely? 156 00:08:21,580 --> 00:08:23,300 Well, if you help us we'll tell you. 157 00:08:24,740 --> 00:08:26,130 We can detect on the field? 158 00:08:26,180 --> 00:08:28,580 For one day. The last day before we lose it. 159 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:32,210 The entire field, just the two of us, for the whole day? 160 00:08:32,260 --> 00:08:34,210 Now, that we cannot agree to. 161 00:08:34,260 --> 00:08:38,140 This time we're going to do it properly. No more sneaking about. 162 00:08:39,180 --> 00:08:42,410 We're going to hold a rally with a �5 entrance fee, and at the end 163 00:08:42,460 --> 00:08:46,540 of the day we'll donate that money to your bat conservation charity. 164 00:08:47,580 --> 00:08:49,180 If you can save that tree. 165 00:08:50,580 --> 00:08:52,450 - What, a proper organised rally? - Yeah. 166 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:55,090 That's the deal, and we'll get the County Finds Liaison Officer 167 00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:57,570 down to record everything so it's all above board. 168 00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:00,450 Take it or leave it. That's our final offer. 169 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:03,930 Will there be a barbecue? I heard sometimes they have a barbecue. 170 00:09:03,980 --> 00:09:05,570 Er... Well... 171 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:08,810 Yeah, if the weather's nice. 172 00:09:08,860 --> 00:09:11,380 And will there be a... gazebo? 173 00:09:13,060 --> 00:09:15,210 There will be a gazebo, yeah. Terry's got a new gazebo. 174 00:09:15,260 --> 00:09:19,140 A new one? Well, we can maybe come down early and help set that up. 175 00:09:20,980 --> 00:09:22,330 You could if you wanted. 176 00:09:22,380 --> 00:09:24,220 The thing is, er... 177 00:09:25,380 --> 00:09:27,450 - We're not, um... - We haven't got. 178 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:28,620 What is it? 179 00:09:30,340 --> 00:09:33,330 We're not currently members of the National Council 180 00:09:33,380 --> 00:09:35,290 for Metal Detecting. 181 00:09:35,340 --> 00:09:37,620 Oh. I see. 182 00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:42,170 It's been tough the last few years with... 183 00:09:42,220 --> 00:09:44,380 After the, er, the troubles... 184 00:09:45,540 --> 00:09:47,840 .. it's been very difficult to get references. 185 00:09:49,180 --> 00:09:53,370 Well, I guess we could make you honorary DMDC members for the day? 186 00:09:53,420 --> 00:09:54,900 Mmm. Don't see why not. 187 00:09:57,100 --> 00:10:00,250 Oh! Well, that would be nice. 188 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,970 I mean, that sounds good. 189 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:03,660 Paul, can you...? 190 00:10:06,260 --> 00:10:08,490 Oh, do you, do you need a little tissue? 191 00:10:08,540 --> 00:10:10,020 Yes, please. 192 00:10:11,180 --> 00:10:12,620 Help yourself. 193 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:15,060 Yes, thanks. 194 00:10:25,060 --> 00:10:26,730 And definitely no-one can touch it? 195 00:10:26,780 --> 00:10:30,260 Not for six months. By which time you'll have bats in your boxes. 196 00:10:31,620 --> 00:10:34,170 You said there was going to be a rally. 197 00:10:34,220 --> 00:10:35,940 Is there still going to be a rally? 198 00:10:38,060 --> 00:10:39,540 Here they come. 199 00:11:05,380 --> 00:11:07,020 I'll see you in a minute, darling. 200 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,140 I hear you're good with gazebos? 201 00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:19,370 Well, it's been a while. 202 00:11:19,420 --> 00:11:22,290 No matter. We can always use a hand. 203 00:11:22,340 --> 00:11:24,490 Hurry up, now, we've got a gazebo to erect. 204 00:11:24,540 --> 00:11:27,060 And we don't have all day to do it. 205 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,540 And strut joint E to strut B... 206 00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:44,090 Up. 207 00:11:47,580 --> 00:11:49,140 Steady! 208 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:20,570 Lance. 209 00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:23,140 Oh! Thank you, Sheila. 210 00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:55,090 Glorious day to be here, as we say farewell to a long loved 211 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:59,810 and, I understand, recently productive permission. 212 00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:03,930 Thank you to Lance and Andy for opening it up for us all. 213 00:13:03,980 --> 00:13:07,500 And welcome to our new friends, Paul and Phil. 214 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:14,090 Chaps, what can you tell us? 215 00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:17,090 Thank you, Terrilee. 216 00:13:17,140 --> 00:13:20,530 Well, folks, we think we've got a Roman burial, 217 00:13:20,580 --> 00:13:22,290 or the remains thereof. 218 00:13:22,340 --> 00:13:25,330 We found parts of a cremation urn, 219 00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:29,810 parts of another pot and various contemporary artefacts, including 220 00:13:29,860 --> 00:13:35,130 the infamous gold Septimius Severus, which was found on this very spot. 221 00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:39,370 Yeah, mainly concentrated in this area here, up this end, 222 00:13:39,420 --> 00:13:43,250 but Roman coming up all over this field and beyond, so... 223 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:46,370 So, loads of land to choose from, ladies and gents. 224 00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:50,370 Coils to the soil, have a great day's detecting. 225 00:14:02,780 --> 00:14:05,420 Guys, guys, can we spread out a bit? 226 00:14:08,260 --> 00:14:09,530 Guys? 227 00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:11,370 GUYS! 228 00:14:11,420 --> 00:14:13,410 GUYS! Look... 229 00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:16,890 Can we all spread out a bit? Look at yourselves. Come on. 230 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:21,060 Move out a bit. Come on. Shoo! Go on. Yee-ha! Go on! 231 00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:25,260 Yee-ha! Go on, get out! 232 00:14:51,860 --> 00:14:55,290 Ah. I knew you wouldn't be able to resist. 233 00:14:55,340 --> 00:14:57,450 I thought I'd better come and see what it's all about, 234 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,490 find out what I'm sharing you with. 235 00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:04,970 Well, prepare to be transported into a world of wonder and adventure. 236 00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:06,970 Righto! Have you found anything? 237 00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:09,010 Hey, Toni, how's it going? 238 00:15:09,060 --> 00:15:12,210 Mate, I've left my stuff up by the tree, I'll be back in an hour. 239 00:15:12,260 --> 00:15:13,930 - Don't find anything. - Where are you going? 240 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:16,970 Just nipping off to buy a house. You need anything? 241 00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:19,060 Uh, no, you're OK. Cheers. 242 00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:24,820 Oh! Decide on your price and stick to it. 243 00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:42,850 So, with the money from your car that's 15 grand, we've got, tops? 244 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,370 Yep. 245 00:15:44,420 --> 00:15:46,130 All right. We'll just see how it goes. 246 00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:47,780 If we get it, we get it. If not... 247 00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:50,410 - Yeah. - Let me do the bidding. 248 00:15:50,460 --> 00:15:52,730 - Really? - Yeah, I know how to do it. 249 00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:55,010 You hold up the card to raise the bid a �1,000 250 00:15:55,060 --> 00:15:56,900 and then you do that to raise it 500. 251 00:15:58,660 --> 00:16:00,490 You think you can handle it? 252 00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:02,970 I don't mean to brag, darling, but I've been watching these 253 00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:05,090 programmes for years while you've been at work. 254 00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:06,620 I think I know what I'm doing. 255 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,210 - Have you got the card? - What card? 256 00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:24,570 The card with the number on that you wave to bid. 257 00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:25,770 Where do we get the card? 258 00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:27,370 I don't think we need that card. 259 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:30,100 Are you sure? The ones on YouTube usually have a card. 260 00:16:54,740 --> 00:16:56,420 They've all got cards, I knew it. 261 00:16:57,700 --> 00:17:01,170 Excuse me, are we supposed to have a card with a number on it? 262 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:02,260 To wave? 263 00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:15,570 Lot 3, bid up set stock property 6565663H, 1930s 264 00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:16,850 mini terraced cottagette. 265 00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:19,050 - What was that? - Shh. Ours is the one after this. 266 00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:21,650 Just watch and see how they do it.. 267 00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:24,290 A lot of excitement in the room, a lot of excitement on the phones. 268 00:17:24,340 --> 00:17:26,970 And, so, twin contracts of ownership, rental guidelines, 269 00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:29,010 pertaining of potential under clauses pending. 270 00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:31,330 Agents charges come under Section 17, Part 3 but merges 271 00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:34,290 and contractors can waive the severance in person within 21 days. 272 00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:36,370 So, what have we got? Start me over if you like? 273 00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:38,050 There, now there? 274 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,250 What's he saying? 275 00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:40,690 Get me going. Where you going to be? 276 00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:42,130 Am I going to find you? 277 00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:45,340 Can you feel my eye? Draw it to you. Make me an opener? 278 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,490 Somebody? 45 I have, thank you very much, sir. 279 00:17:49,540 --> 00:17:51,130 Do I see a 46? 46 I see. Do I see 47? 280 00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:52,890 May I say 48? 48 for you now. Is it 49? 281 00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:55,130 49, 49, 49, 49, 49. No, do I have 49? 282 00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:56,250 49, I have, 50? 283 00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:58,770 50 I'm bid. Fresh bid. Do I have 51? 51 I have, 51, 52, 284 00:17:58,820 --> 00:18:00,130 53, 54, 55, 285 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,770 56, 57. 57, 57, I'm selling at �57,000. 286 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:05,970 One, twice, three times, sold. Thank you. 287 00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:07,060 Moving on. 288 00:18:09,140 --> 00:18:12,860 What even was that? Jesus. It's not like this on Property Lottery. 289 00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:31,300 Nice button. 290 00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:36,820 Welsh Guards. 2nd Infantry. 291 00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:50,210 Next I have a bid locked stock trot 292 00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:52,610 4412D, Totterdown cottage. 293 00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:53,970 Oh, this is it, this is us. 294 00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:57,450 Is it? I don't understand a word he's saying, I honestly don't. 295 00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,330 Keep calm, concentrate. 296 00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:01,300 Customer starting block? Put it up? 297 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:04,570 You hear tick, tick, ticking. 298 00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:07,090 Are you forward, are you aft? 299 00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:09,890 Thank you very much, �15,000 I'm bid. Do I hear �16,000 anywhere? 300 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:13,290 No? No 16? �15,000 then, any more? 301 00:19:13,340 --> 00:19:15,650 No more bids at �15,000? 15 and a half. 302 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:18,330 Fresh bid. Thank you very much. Now, do I hear 16? 16 I have. 303 00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:19,690 Do we hear 17, sir? 304 00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:21,610 16 and a half, sir? Very well. 305 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:26,250 I'm selling at �16,000 for the first, second and third time. 306 00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:28,810 And fresh bid, �17,000 at the back of the room there. 307 00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:30,690 Thank you very much, madam. 18, do I hear 18? 308 00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:32,450 18, 19, 20, 309 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:35,610 21, 22, 23, 24. 310 00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:39,290 Do I hear 25? 25? No, the bid is �24,000 at the back of the room. 311 00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:40,890 Any advance on �24,000? 312 00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:44,410 Selling once, twice and �30,000, a fresh bid on the phone there. 313 00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:46,650 Do we hear 35, madam? 35 I have. 314 00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:48,410 Oh, 40 on the phone. And 45 I have. 315 00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:50,370 50 on the phone. Do I hear 55, madam? 316 00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:52,250 Thank you very much. All out on the phone. 317 00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:54,890 Any more bids in the room before I sell to this lady 318 00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:56,810 at the back of the room for �55,000? 319 00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:59,930 Selling, once, twice, three times and sold. 320 00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:02,060 Thank you very much. And moving on. 321 00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:06,090 What have you done? 322 00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:07,490 It's all right. 323 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,290 They'll send people round. 324 00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:11,690 - They'll take us down. - It's all right, Andy. 325 00:20:11,740 --> 00:20:13,210 - We'll go to prison. - Andy. 326 00:20:13,260 --> 00:20:14,450 You'll go to prison. 327 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:17,490 My mum's going to lend us the money. I've got it here. 328 00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:22,130 Well, why didn't you fucking tell me? I nearly passed out. 329 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,530 It's ours, Andy. We won it. 330 00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:27,700 - I can't feel my legs. - Oh! 331 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,810 Come on then, I dare you. 332 00:21:09,860 --> 00:21:11,980 Let's swap for an hour. 333 00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:14,500 Huh! All right. 334 00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:19,770 Now, you're going to have to be careful, cos this is going to be 335 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:23,210 like a Formula 1 racing car, you're not going to be used to the power. 336 00:21:23,260 --> 00:21:26,090 Honestly, look at this ridiculous thing. 337 00:21:26,140 --> 00:21:28,170 I mean, it does everything for you. 338 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,210 You don't feel like you have any control. 339 00:21:30,260 --> 00:21:32,930 Hang on, hang on, hang on. Where do you shovel in the coal? 340 00:21:32,980 --> 00:21:35,250 I'm assuming this is steam driven? 341 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:37,540 And what's this? You've got spoons mode? 342 00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:39,970 It's a bit specific, isn't it? 343 00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:43,130 Well, not if you're searching in an old cutlery dump, it isn't. 344 00:21:43,180 --> 00:21:46,650 See, the Arado, it's, it's sleek, elegant, minimalist. 345 00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:49,490 This is vulgar like, like a monster truck. 346 00:21:49,540 --> 00:21:50,780 What year is this? 347 00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:54,970 It's an original. 1978. 348 00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:56,970 - Is it really? - Mm-hmm. 349 00:21:57,020 --> 00:21:59,730 Is it? Oh. Same as my Triumph. 350 00:21:59,780 --> 00:22:01,370 Yeah. 351 00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:03,130 Ah! Ha-ha! 352 00:22:04,980 --> 00:22:07,700 Mmm, yeah, there it is. 353 00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:13,050 1978, well I never. 354 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:14,940 Unmistakable. A good year? 355 00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:17,250 It'll be 40 soon. 356 00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:19,130 The big 4-0. 357 00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:20,220 Here. 358 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:24,900 I, er... I might have to take a little photograph of 'em together later. 359 00:22:26,140 --> 00:22:28,650 I like the way your mind ticks. 360 00:23:19,420 --> 00:23:21,690 - How are your legs? - Yeah, still a bit trembly. 361 00:23:24,540 --> 00:23:26,970 Oh, there's Toni looking bored, you go. 362 00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:29,650 - I love you. - I love you! 363 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:32,580 Hurry up and find some gold, we've never been skinter. 364 00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:43,540 Hey, mate! 365 00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:46,780 Mate, I'm a home o... 366 00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:51,450 What, mate? All I got was -- you're a homo. 367 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:53,490 Home OWNER. I'm a home owner. 368 00:23:53,540 --> 00:23:55,850 No way, mate? You won it? 369 00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:57,210 Bloody won it. 370 00:23:57,260 --> 00:23:59,330 Oh, congratulations. With 12 grand? 371 00:23:59,380 --> 00:24:01,130 Well, no, we, we had to go over. 372 00:24:01,180 --> 00:24:02,890 Ah. Who did the bidding, you? 373 00:24:02,940 --> 00:24:04,650 Yeah, yeah, me, yeah. 374 00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:07,610 - With the little card? - All of that, you know. 375 00:24:08,860 --> 00:24:10,760 Well, nice one, mate, congratulations. 376 00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:14,250 Hang on a sec, what's going on? What's that? 377 00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:16,290 Oh, yeah, I'm trying it out. My idea. 378 00:24:16,340 --> 00:24:18,180 You know what, it's not half bad. 379 00:24:19,260 --> 00:24:23,250 That's embarrassing. Leave you alone for a couple of hours. 380 00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:24,980 Simple, but effective. 381 00:24:37,660 --> 00:24:39,860 Well, a good day, all. 382 00:24:41,140 --> 00:24:44,330 No gold, unfortunately, despite the earlier false alarm. 383 00:24:44,380 --> 00:24:46,170 Yes, sorry, shouldn't have done that dance. 384 00:24:46,220 --> 00:24:48,530 Oh-ho. I am all for dancing, Paul, 385 00:24:48,580 --> 00:24:50,650 as any of these people will tell you. 386 00:24:50,700 --> 00:24:53,770 But in the field we only dance for gold. 387 00:24:53,820 --> 00:24:56,420 I didn't expect everybody to run towards me like that. 388 00:24:57,060 --> 00:24:58,530 No, as I say, no gold, 389 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:01,810 and I feel we've found all there is to be found. 390 00:25:01,860 --> 00:25:04,850 And if there was a grave here, I think, unfortunately, 391 00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:07,650 it has been lost to time and the plough. 392 00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:12,850 And with that, I suggest we all retire to the Two Brewers, 393 00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:15,810 where the first round is most definitely on me. 394 00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:19,580 Come on then. Race you. 395 00:25:21,180 --> 00:25:22,780 Are you coming? 396 00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:26,500 Yeah. I was just going to, erm... 397 00:25:28,980 --> 00:25:30,020 Ah... 398 00:25:31,140 --> 00:25:32,500 Do you need a moment alone? 399 00:25:33,540 --> 00:25:34,900 - Do you mind? - Would you mind? 400 00:25:45,380 --> 00:25:47,820 So, that's it then? Wasn't meant to be? 401 00:25:49,660 --> 00:25:51,500 Nope, not this time. 402 00:25:53,340 --> 00:25:54,660 What do we do now? 403 00:25:56,060 --> 00:25:58,730 Find a new permission. Carry on, mate. 404 00:25:58,780 --> 00:26:00,140 Got to keep searching. 405 00:26:01,540 --> 00:26:02,780 I don't know why we do it. 406 00:26:03,940 --> 00:26:05,940 No? I do. 407 00:26:07,540 --> 00:26:09,050 I thought you probably would. 408 00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:10,690 Time travel. 409 00:26:10,740 --> 00:26:12,580 Go on. 410 00:26:14,780 --> 00:26:18,930 Metal detecting is the closest you'll get to time travel. 411 00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:23,410 See, archaeologists, they gather up the facts, 412 00:26:23,460 --> 00:26:26,850 piece the jigsaw together, work out how we lived 413 00:26:26,900 --> 00:26:29,780 and find the buildings we lived in, but what we do is... 414 00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:33,020 That's different. 415 00:26:34,540 --> 00:26:39,370 We unearth the scattered memories, mine for stories, 416 00:26:39,420 --> 00:26:41,300 fill in the personality. 417 00:26:44,420 --> 00:26:45,940 Detectorists. 418 00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:48,700 We're time travellers. 419 00:26:51,380 --> 00:26:54,220 Yeah, all right. I'll give you that one. 420 00:26:56,940 --> 00:26:57,980 Pub? 421 00:26:59,060 --> 00:27:00,500 Go on, then. 422 00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:16,780 ? Will you search the lonely Earth for me 423 00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:22,890 ? Climb through the briar and bramble 424 00:27:22,940 --> 00:27:26,330 ? I'll be your treasure... ? 425 00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:37,210 ? I felt the touch of the kings and the breath of the wind 426 00:27:37,260 --> 00:27:40,130 ? I knew the call of all the song birds 427 00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:43,580 ? They sang all the wrong words 428 00:27:45,780 --> 00:27:48,620 ? I'm waiting for you 429 00:27:50,340 --> 00:27:53,260 ? I'm waiting for you 430 00:27:56,340 --> 00:28:00,890 ? Mm-mm-mm-mm 431 00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:04,340 ? Mm-mm-mm-mm 432 00:28:07,100 --> 00:28:11,170 ? Would you drift all the rolling fields for me 433 00:28:11,220 --> 00:28:14,580 ? Hoard me in the highest bough 434 00:28:16,780 --> 00:28:20,380 ? I'll be your treasure 435 00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:31,690 ? But in history's rhyme there's a place and a time 436 00:28:31,740 --> 00:28:36,940 ? And a truth to the gold that the folds cannot hold 437 00:28:39,740 --> 00:28:42,140 ? I'm waiting for you 438 00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:47,180 ? I'm waiting for you. ? 439 00:28:47,230 --> 00:28:51,780 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33460

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