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[all gobbling]
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[sobbing loudly]
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I said...
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[sobs loudly]
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Aren't you gonna ask me what's wrong?
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The worst has happened.
Mow and I broke up!
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[sighs deeply]
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It's for the best. That grunting
man-ape wasn't good enough for you!
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Sorry he dumped you, Gran.
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Oh, I dumped him.
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Still, comfort me!
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- Oh, please, enough wallowing.
- [grunts]
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Just add Mow to the long list of
men you have left in the dust.
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Uh, let's see. There was Wal, too tall.
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Loo, too short. Dainty, too ugly.
Clop, looked too much like Dainty.
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Grrr, too liyote. Ur, too...
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So, I know what I hate.
What's your point?
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- You cannot commit.
- Sure, I can!
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It's not just the dating.
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Look at all these other
things you abandoned.
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Unfinished knitting, this self-portrait,
your list of enemies.
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[Gran] Oh, I got the main one down!
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You never followed through on
anything, and I bet you never will.
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I'll take that bet!
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Great. Winner has to say the other
person is right. Always right.
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Say it? When I win, I want
you to sing it! [chuckles]
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Because I can commit and I won't stop
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until I prove it! Uh, starting tomorrow.
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Hmm. What if you try something
you've never done before,
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like, I don't know,
being nice to people?
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Okay. I'll commit to never making fun
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of you three ding-dongs ever again.
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That one doesn't count.
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Eek. No. [groans]
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Slobs. [mutters]
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You smell bad. [inhales, exhales]
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[Gran muttering]
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[gasps]
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[breathes heavily]
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Oh, I'm making this way
too hard on myself.
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Oh! Got it! I'll moss
my teeth every day!
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[Eep] There's a whole meatball in there!
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And is that a scrap of my pelt?
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- Fine, you caught me.
- Well, looks like I won the bet.
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So let's hear it. I, Grug
Crood, am always what?
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Huh? What am I always?
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[growls]
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So what if Mom can't
commit? It's better than
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her being with that oversized,
knuckle-dragging, weird...
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- Oh, hey, Mow!
- Bet's not over, Grug!
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I patched things up with
this chunk-of-hunk,
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and we're making the
biggest commitment of all!
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[gasps] You're not gonna make
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- fun of us anymore?
- No, goober face.
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We're getting married. Today!
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- You are getting married?
- To Mow?
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- Congrats!
- Yay!
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Ugga, you might wanna get to know him,
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'cause Mow's gonna be your new daddy!
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- I'm Mow.
- [gasps]
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This is so exciting!
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We've never been to a wedding.
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Mom and Dad didn't invite us to theirs.
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Just a small ceremony
with me, Ugga, you guys,
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and most importantly, Grug! [chortles]
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- Uh, what about Mow?
- Oh, yeah. Him, too.
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Ta-da!
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So you can surprise Mow with
your beauty at the last moment.
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[giggles]
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Oh, I love it!
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Bam! Look at all those
gorgeous wrinkles!
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Bet you're thinkin' about 'em.
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Before you say your vows,
I thought you could exchange these.
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Sandy?
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[coughs, gags]
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You wear 'em like this.
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'Cause nothing says "together forever"
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like exchanging parasites.
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[laughs nervously] "Together forever"?
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Oh. [shudders]
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Did anyone else's feet just get cold?
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[blows]
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Just blowing on your feet for good luck.
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Oh, is that... is that not a thing?
Do we not do that?
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Okay, let's start with some basic
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getting-to-know-you questions.
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Do you prefer hunting or gathering?
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- [grunts]
- [Ugga groans]
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Are you a crabby tabby
person or a liyote person?
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[grunts]
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- [tabby howls]
- [Ugga groans]
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Lunch! You can tell a lot about
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a person by their favorite food!
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[gobbling]
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Or not.
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[grumbles] Come on,
you gotta give me something.
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I'm...
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Mow?
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Yes, I know.
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Believe me, that is not lost on me.
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[irritated chuckle]
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[kids singing]
Gran, Gran,
Gran-Gran Gran, Gran, Gran-Gran
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Behold, the blushing bride!
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[belches loudly]
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So, you are really ready to
commit to Mow forever, huh?
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Yep! So you better be ready to admit
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that I'm the commitment master!
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Kids, victory music.
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Gran won the bet
Gran is always right
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Okay, you win.
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You are always right.
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And since this is such a special
occasion, let's go all out.
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Have a big party, invite
all your friends!
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Really? I thought this would
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just be a small family affair.
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But why? It's not like you are ever
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going to want to back out of this!
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Of course not! Sure, invite my friends.
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Heck, invite my enemies!
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- Why not the whole valley?
- Yes! Why not?
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[teeth chatter]
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Will you guys cut that out?
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[both] Sorry!
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[indistinct chatter, laughter]
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Wow, this feels like a huge deal.
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Like a crushingly huge deal.
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No more huge than the
commitment you're about to make.
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We brought the food! [giggles]
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Three layers of meat with
a creamy meat filling,
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so no one has to leave to go hunt!
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And Sandy's wrangling all the
flowers so no one gets injured.
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[Sandy snarls]
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That's a good flower girl!
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Ugh!
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So, big changes, huh?
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You becoming my dad, me becoming
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your similarly-aged daughter.
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Lot of stuff for us to talk about,
wouldn't you say? Huh?
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- [grunts]
- That's it! That's it!
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I have done everything
I can to get to know you,
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but all I get is... "Uh, uh."
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I mean, how can you be so unfeeling,
so emotionally hollow...
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[gasps] Oh, are you crying?
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[sniffles, gasps]
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Mow just gets nervous.
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Love Gran so much.
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Really want Gran family to like Mow too.
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- [sobs]
- Aw, that is
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the sweetest thing
I've ever heard you say.
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And the longest. But also the sweetest!
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- Mom? Where are you going?
- Just off to the little Gran's bush.
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Might be a while.
Don't wait up. [shrieks]
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Unh-unh. Not so fast!
It's time for wedding pictures.
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Say "fleas"!
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[drawing]
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[Gran grumbles]
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Ooh, don't worry, I'll retouch it.
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Well, time to get this wedding started.
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Unless, of course, you wanna
back out and lose a certain bet?
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Never! Mow and I are
gonna be together forever!
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[animal screeches]
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[shrieks] Take my husband!
He has more flesh for eating!
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I don't really wanna marry
him in the first place!
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- [all scream]
- [screeches]
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[Gran] "Just married."
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- [groans]
- [Mow grunts]
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Oops. Looks like the symbolic
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lovebird release happened early.
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[crying]
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And everyone hold their
awkward pose... Say "fleas"!
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I'm so sorry. I really do like you.
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[Gran sobs]
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[Gran continues sobbing]
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I'm terrible.
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Gran, I'm sorry. I shouldn't
have put you in that position.
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Look, if you still wanna be with Mow,
I'm sure he'd take you back.
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I tried to sacrifice
him to a death bird.
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Marriages have come back from worse?
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Huh? Uh...
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No, I'll say it. [inhales deeply]
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Grug, you were right I can't commit
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[groans] I shouldn't have had a
wedding just to win a dumb bet
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and rub your face in it.
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[groans] Stupid guilt.
Can't you let me have this win?
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[sighs]
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Well, who can blame you?
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You're always trying to torment me.
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I am your whole enemies list.
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You're right.
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I am always trying to torment you!
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- You know what that means?
- That living with you
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is a nightmare I can never wake up from?
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No! I can commit!
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I am committed to making you miserable!
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And I have no intention
of ever stopping.
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Why, it's practically
my life's work. Ha!
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Well, I'm glad you feel better,
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thanks to hating me.
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Oh, I don't hate you.
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In fact, I'm starting to feel sorry
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I put all those
spider-ants in your pelt.
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[shrieks]
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[giggles]
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It's a little wedding present to myself.
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[Thunk] Welcome to Gran and
Mow's non-marriage ceremony.
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The couple have chosen
to say their own vows.
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Gran?
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[clears throat]
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Mow, I promise to love you forever.
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Unless you annoy me or your feet
stink or your breath is bad or...
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But till then, love ya, ya big meathead!
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Mow?
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[sobs]
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[sniffles] Uh-huh.
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Oh, you are good enough for my mom.
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Maybe too good.
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May I present the
happy, for now, couple.
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You may now kiss the Gran.
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- [all cheer, sing]
Gran,
Gran, Gran, Gran, Gran
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Gran, Gran, Gran, Gran, Gran
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Gran, Gran, Gran, Gran
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Gran, Gran, Gran Gran,
Gran, Gran, Gran, Gran
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Gran, Gran, Gran, Gran,
Gran Gran, Gran, Gran
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- [Eep] Every mating season...
- [screeching]
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... the animals all show
off to declare dominance.
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Us kids show off too, but for...
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Well, yeah, also for dominance.
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It's called "The Beasty Pageant,"
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where we compete to see
who can best pose, call,
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and strut like an animal.
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The winner is named Junior
Alpha of Ahhh! Valley.
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And at the last pageant, I was
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pretty sure that was gonna be me.
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[shouts, whimpers]
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Oof, is that a ramu?
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More like ram "ew."
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[all cheering]
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Our next Beasty is Eep Crood.
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For your call, Eep,
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give us a nightingwhale's love song.
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[sighs]
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[coos softly]
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[coughs]
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No, a nightingwhale's love song.
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[clears throat]
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[strangled sounds]
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[clears throat]
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[high-pitched wailing]
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Would you like to be
dragged off in shame?
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Why do you keep torturing yourself?
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00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,624
And why did you draw that
slate in the first place?
253
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:09,212
I need to remember what happened
last time so I don't mess up again.
254
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:11,791
Now, which call do you
think is my strongest?
255
00:13:11,911 --> 00:13:13,584
[barks like seal]
256
00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:14,788
Or...
257
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,377
[ribbits]
258
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,672
Or...
259
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:21,295
[vibrates lips, shrieks]
260
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,474
Come again?
261
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,538
Couldn't hear you over the sound of that
262
00:13:24,658 --> 00:13:26,704
bear owl, mosquitoad and gir-elephant.
263
00:13:26,824 --> 00:13:30,729
- Eep, they are all winners!
- No, they all need work.
264
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:34,150
I have to make sure every aspect
of my performance is perfect
265
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,820
so I don't repeat... "The Failure."
266
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:40,069
Or you could just have
fun with it, you know?
267
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,283
Thunk, do you know how many of
my heroes won the Beasty Pageant
268
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,494
when they were kids?
269
00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:48,294
Amber, Wal, that guy who can
balance all those rocks on his head.
270
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,249
That pageant changed my life!
271
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,419
And they sure didn't
do it by having fun!
272
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:56,838
Darn straight, I didn't!
Over here, you bozos!
273
00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:59,488
Gran, you won the Beasty Pageant?
274
00:13:59,608 --> 00:14:01,429
I don't know.
275
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,429
Let's ask some liyotes!
276
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,679
[howls]
277
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:08,142
[all howling]
278
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,889
Oh, wow! Gran, can you train me?
279
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:17,357
Oh, I don't know. Let's
ask some wart frogs.
280
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,650
[ribbits, snorts]
281
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:24,195
- [loud snorting]
- [Eep gasps, laughs]
282
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,197
The key to this pageant
283
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:29,326
is be exactly the way I am every day.
284
00:14:29,446 --> 00:14:30,875
Perfect.
285
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,956
Round one, poses.
286
00:14:33,076 --> 00:14:35,075
Crabby tabby, go!
287
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,632
[meows]
288
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:41,090
[gasps] Ooh! Crab-tabulous!
289
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,972
That's crab-tabverage at best.
290
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,929
Tail should be straighter.
Your claws rounder.
291
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:49,560
Your tongue scratchier!
Your legs more numerous!
292
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,469
- [screeches]
- [screams]
293
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,807
And you call that bleeding?
294
00:14:54,173 --> 00:14:56,520
Round two, calls.
295
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,147
Repeat after me.
296
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:02,691
[meows, hisses]
297
00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:06,197
[repeats noises]
298
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,370
No. Do it again.
299
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:11,079
Aw! [repeats noises]
300
00:15:18,912 --> 00:15:20,751
That's it! You're ready.
301
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:24,797
- You really think so?
- Nope. But it's time for the pageant.
302
00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:31,511
Welcome to Ahhh! Valley's 40th
seasonal Beasty Pageant,
303
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,677
where we celebrate
survival of the fiercest!
304
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,017
[all cheer]
305
00:15:36,137 --> 00:15:38,250
Say hello to six-time champ
306
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,862
and our judge, Amber!
307
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,480
[all cheering]
308
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,990
Hello. This season Amber want two thing:
309
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,290
good competition and
310
00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:53,458
world chaos!
311
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,288
[all cheer]
312
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:58,211
[purrs]
313
00:15:58,331 --> 00:16:00,562
I'm feeling pretty good
about my chances.
314
00:16:00,682 --> 00:16:02,269
Mastered a few new impressions.
315
00:16:02,389 --> 00:16:05,210
One of them was of the
fiercest predator of... Eep?
316
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,628
Yep. I'm back and I'm here to win.
317
00:16:07,748 --> 00:16:09,140
Sweet!
318
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:12,702
But I'm also here to win, so... what?
319
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,889
I did not plan for this.
320
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,194
Uh, any last advice?
321
00:16:17,314 --> 00:16:19,526
Do everything perfectly and live in
322
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,898
fear of even the slightest mistake.
323
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,071
[emcee] Round one, animal poses.
324
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,491
First up, the lizvult.
325
00:16:34,152 --> 00:16:36,234
Is that perfect? Is it?
326
00:16:36,354 --> 00:16:38,963
Would my voice be
in your head if it was?
327
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:42,134
Whoa! Awesome lizvult, Eep!
328
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:45,460
Can't say I'm surprised,
since everything you do is awes...
329
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:46,756
You out!
330
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,379
At least now I don't have
to root against myself.
331
00:16:49,499 --> 00:16:51,259
Go, Eep!
332
00:16:51,379 --> 00:16:54,387
Next up, the Moooose.
333
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:01,901
You so out!
334
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:04,769
They are dropping like
flying bugs, folks!
335
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,727
Amber see enough.
336
00:17:06,847 --> 00:17:08,508
Kevin best. Eep,
337
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:11,197
Mosh, Sulk, also pretty good.
338
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,320
Move on to round two.
339
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,951
Way to go, Eep! Pretty good!
That's really close to "good,"
340
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,718
and not all that far from "great!"
341
00:17:19,838 --> 00:17:21,867
No, Thunk, if I'm not the best...
342
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,248
- I might as well be worst.
- You might as well be worst.
343
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:28,005
Well, at least you're good at
knowing how terrible you are.
344
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:32,049
And now, the round that at least
one of you has been waiting for,
345
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,514
animal calls.
346
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:36,064
Whoo! [laughs]
347
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,308
Liyote.
348
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,350
[panting]
349
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,693
[howls]
350
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,308
Lion-squirrel!
351
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,818
[roars]
352
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,451
[inhales, chitters]
353
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:52,723
Fishcat.
354
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,780
[coughs]
355
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,446
Molar bear.
356
00:17:59,282 --> 00:18:01,605
Remember, snarl, snarl,
357
00:18:01,725 --> 00:18:04,037
hiss, roar, snarl!
358
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,205
Also, you're terrible.
359
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:07,594
[sighs]
360
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,134
[roars, snarls]
361
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,473
[all cheer]
362
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:19,387
Amber want give helpful criticism.
363
00:18:19,507 --> 00:18:21,534
But that hard, so instead,
364
00:18:21,654 --> 00:18:24,563
Amber say whatever come into Amber head.
365
00:18:24,683 --> 00:18:26,458
Mosh yip, stirring.
366
00:18:26,578 --> 00:18:29,315
Sulk roar, revelation.
367
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:33,030
Kevin bubble, make
Amber hate everything!
368
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,322
- And Eep, growl so-so.
- Huh?
369
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,986
- You and Kevin out!
- What?
370
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,695
Mosh and Sulk go to finals.
371
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:40,905
[all cheer]
372
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,865
But I did mine exactly right!
373
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,286
Eep growl technically flawless,
but have no heart.
374
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,246
Now, Eep be good loser.
375
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:53,297
Tell Mosh and Sulk, Eep glad
they so much better than Eep.
376
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:54,802
[groans]
377
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,639
[muffled yips]
378
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:02,141
Okay, Mosh, we all know you did a
good yip, no need to rub it in.
379
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:06,977
Mosh faked her yip! She's a yip-syncer!
380
00:19:07,097 --> 00:19:08,777
You, out!
381
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:10,903
Eep, in.
382
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,743
[gasps, whimpers]
383
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:18,032
Amber said I need
more heart. I don't get it!
384
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,525
To be honest, you didn't look
like you were having fun.
385
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:23,000
Animals always look like
they're having fun.
386
00:19:25,491 --> 00:19:26,968
Exactly!
387
00:19:27,088 --> 00:19:29,288
You need to look like you're having fun.
388
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:32,877
Smile. Bigger. Bigger!
389
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:37,053
Huh. Not too big,
you don't wanna look like a freak.
390
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,514
There, now you're having fun!
391
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:43,015
- Just in time for the final round.
- [emcee] The strut!
392
00:19:43,135 --> 00:19:44,944
Where our two finalists show us
393
00:19:45,064 --> 00:19:47,349
their most fabulous predatory prance.
394
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:50,816
Now, please welcome
our first strutter, Sulk!
395
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:59,028
Tweet! Tweet! Also, chirp!
396
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:02,365
Whoa, he's good! I have to be better!
397
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:05,012
Maybe I can widen my eyes even more!
398
00:20:05,132 --> 00:20:06,295
Uh...
399
00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:10,037
Your mouth is smiling, but
your eyes are... dying?
400
00:20:10,157 --> 00:20:11,940
Is this better? Or how about this?
401
00:20:12,060 --> 00:20:14,626
Tell me, tell me!
They gotta be flawless!
402
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,264
[groans]
403
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,840
[strains]
404
00:20:18,393 --> 00:20:20,758
[emcee] Now, that's commitment, folks!
405
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:22,992
Boy, I would not want to follow that.
406
00:20:23,112 --> 00:20:24,178
[laughs]
407
00:20:24,298 --> 00:20:27,141
Now, someone who has to, Eep!
408
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:29,983
[Gran groans]
409
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:33,402
She's gotta pose harder.
Punch it! Punch it!
410
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,450
[grunts, shouts]
411
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,912
[emcee] Oh, you hate to see this!
412
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:46,663
Except, secretly, you love it.
413
00:20:46,783 --> 00:20:48,329
She's failing again.
414
00:20:48,449 --> 00:20:50,876
You're failing! Again!
415
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,803
Eep, just have fun!
416
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:59,090
[Thunk] Just have fun! Fun!
417
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,885
[Gran] At least you're good at
knowing how terrible you are!
418
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,009
- [Thunk] Fun!
- [Gran] Also, you're terrible.
419
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,266
- Fun! Fun!
- Terrible! Terrible!
420
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,478
[Thunk] Fun!
421
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:10,138
[trills]
422
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,937
[snarls]
423
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,382
[roars loudly]
424
00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:43,971
[slow clap]
425
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:48,522
[all cheer]
426
00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:51,849
Amber impressed. Eep show lots of heart.
427
00:21:51,969 --> 00:21:54,538
So, Amber say winner of Beasty Pageant
428
00:21:54,658 --> 00:21:58,226
and new Junior Alpha of Ahhh! Valley...
429
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,357
Eep Crood!
430
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:02,914
[all cheering]
431
00:22:03,863 --> 00:22:05,606
Amber keep eye on you.
432
00:22:05,726 --> 00:22:08,198
Maybe one day you
do great thing, like him.
433
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:09,995
Just don't steal my bit, man!
434
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:12,869
I only had confidence in you,
435
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:15,667
except for the parts
of me that doubted ya.
436
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:18,251
Ha! Once I stopped worrying about
437
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:20,302
being perfect, it just clicked!
438
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:22,592
I should be imperfect more often.
439
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:25,255
- That's why I'm always imperfect!
- [Lerk] Wait!
440
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,214
Can I at least show off
my new impression
441
00:22:27,334 --> 00:22:29,127
of the fiercest predator of all?
442
00:22:29,247 --> 00:22:32,313
Amber! Huh? Huh?
443
00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:33,584
[snaps fingers]
444
00:22:33,704 --> 00:22:37,444
[imitates Amber] I think Lerk is so
good at doing Amber's impression.
445
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:39,943
Amber like Lerk. Amber think Lerk
446
00:22:40,063 --> 00:22:41,939
is smartest, most wonderful person.
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