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One and two and three and five.
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I've got a stitch.
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I am coming for you,
Holly, my princess!
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Thank you for buying my freedom,
friend. One day, I'll repay you.
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I'm counting on it, ball.
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Merry Christmas, you piece of fish.
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Welcome to Hell, Hitler.
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Heil!
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We did it! We killed Hitler!
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Yeah! Let's celebrate
with merchandise!
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We've got Dead Hitler mugs,
hats, costumes, action figures,
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crucifixes, asparagus.
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What are you on about, Ilsa?
Hitler's dead. We won.
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Have a cordial.
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Well, I'm glad you recycle.
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What was that all about?
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That was supposed to be my hand.
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Well...
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Yes. A toast.
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To celebrate dead Hitler.
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Or... celebrate dead Hitler's toast.
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Yes?
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Did you see it, Jackson?
Did you see it?
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I've seen the head before, man.
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You know, it looks good.
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Christ, God, Tucker!
Pass the piece.
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He's alive, Jackson! He's alive!
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Cool it, man. Look at him.
We shot him up. He's super dead.
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Super dead.
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Take a picture with Hitler,
only 15 pieces of eight!
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Get out! Move!
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Rock Wolf. The Nazicaster.
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He'll rip us all to shreds.
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Everybody get out of here.
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Go, go, go, go, go! Go!
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As my princess,
the new Snow Maiden of Russia,
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you have unlimited access to all the
games and amusements of USSR-Land.
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Of all my kidnappers,
you're the best, Niki.
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Russia rocks!
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Johnny Hitler?
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What's up with your complexion?
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I got her first, Zombie Hitler.
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You get your own
firm, nubile princess.
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Huh?
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Fine. She is yours.
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Holly dies and comes back to life.
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Hitler dies
and he comes back to life.
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Why is Claire the only one
who won't come back to life?
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Ugh! Ohh!
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Jackson!
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You can do this, my friend.
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It's the music.
It's not blocking out the communism.
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Here. Try this.
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Get in there.
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Face your fears
Face Russia...
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Holly's here?
How the fish did she get to Russia?
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Open the doors!
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What are you doing, Ilsa?
We're going to lose Hitler.
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You're married?
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Jackson! What are you doing?
I'm facing my fears, pal.
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I've gotta punish
Khrushchev for Ilsa.
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It's my ticket out of the zone.
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That's what a fool believes,
my friend!
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I am sorry, comrades.
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I must open my
Christmas present early.
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Yes!
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Man, why didn't I take
any more than two bullets?
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They're coming, my friends.
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Calm down, Pierre.
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We'll have no wucking forries
with those nasty Nazis
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if we just stick together.
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Ilsa!
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Stop being such a busybody
and get back here!
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Come on, Tucker!
We're not safe here!
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Nonsense.
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I saved this snazzy
survival board from the crash.
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Good idea.
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Oh, Christ God, this place looks
just like Busyland in Florida.
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Holy shit, my childhood heroes
Michael Rat and Sailor Goose!
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I've got you guys.
I've got your back, guys.
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God Christ, no.
Michael Rat's a Communist.
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Help me, tape!
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Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia...
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Father, cat is hungry.
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We will buy another cat.
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Oh, my God! Somebody call 911!
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Huh?
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It's over, Johnny.
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I'm the Princess of Russia now.
I'm totally out of your league.
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The head! Shoot him in the head!
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Hai!
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Dead? He's dead!
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We did it! We killed Hitler!
Again! And again!
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Oh, did you hear that, Claire?
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Revenge is finally...
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Get off her, you raisin damper!
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Come on, my friend! Let's go!
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There. All safe again.
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Oh. Ohh!
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Hmm!
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Oooh!
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We're safe, my friends.
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We have everything
we need right here.
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Clothes, candy, merchandise.
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Now we just wait
till the zombies decompose.
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How long's that gonna take?
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Ugh! Typical.
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I finally meet a kidnapper
who knows what a girl wants
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and I'm stuck with you gweebs.
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And there's no goddamn
extra medium!
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This Sailor Goose duffle bag is far
nicer than your grubby sack, Claire.
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Claire?
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You're alive!
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Oh, give us a kiss, honey.
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No, no! Tucker!
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Nonsense.
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That was just a peck from my wife
who's come back to life.
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Yes. Rhymes.
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That bite looks nasty.
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Hey, McKenzie,
try a glob of Claire's Jung Oil.
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Hmm.
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No, no.
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But won't it make the poison
run through your system quicker?
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Maybe you should cut your arm off.
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We can start our life anew, Claire.
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Why, we could even have
our honeymoon here in USSR-Land.
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Finally! Let's have some fun.
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I've got unlimited access
to everything.
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Right. Let's go!
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No, no! Don't go outside!
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What's wrong with you, Tucker?
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Fizzy cola.
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Nikita Khrushchev.
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My men found you unconscious
under a bench.
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They said you had tears
in your eyes.
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It hurts me to see Ilsa
with such a weak, watery man.
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Hey. Ilsa made copies?
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Where did you get those copies?
Those copies are mine!
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I'll make you pay
for what you did to Ilsa!
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I'll make you pay
for what you did to Ilsa!
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Whatever it is,
you commie piece of shit!
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General!
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Noooo!
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General Jung Moon-Ho.
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No. No!
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No! No!
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No! No! Noooo!
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Thanks for bringing the ball, Leroy.
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I'd stay and hang
but I've gotta kill Khrushchev.
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Get out of the friend zone.
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See you down the club, man.
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Get away from my prize box,
you filthy goons.
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Hey! You can win a hooker again.
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Hmm? Daughter?
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Cabbage?
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What? Cold. Air conditioning.
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Younger woman, you say?
Mm-hm.
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Wise choice.
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You are maybe bit past
springtime now, I think.
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Hey, you call me 'Dad'.
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And if you in prime,
then why you not pregnant?
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Hmm?
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Oi, oi, oi! Such disappointment!
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Your Soviet-issue sister Libertina
has had 500 children already!
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No. I don't want Ilsa to leave.
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I miss Ilsa.
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Claire!
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My friend, please!
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We must seek
refuge from the zombies!
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Hey!
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Stop the pump, my friend, and run!
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Mmm! These Daego Dogs are the best!
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Claire just loves
traditional Russian food.
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Elbows off the table.
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Jesu Cristo!
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Soviet dance witches?
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No.
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It's... beautiful.
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Must... overpower... skull.
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The power is mine.
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Disappear!
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Oh!
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I'm coming for you, Khrushchev!
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Oh, you go kill Khrushchev
and be Snow Maiden again.
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I love cake.
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Prizes!
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Yes!
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I'll win you a prize, Claire.
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A bunny for my honey.
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A beetroot for my sweet treat.
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Tucker! You found a gun!
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Quick! Shoot the zombies!
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This is a Russian-made gun,
Pierre.
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It only works on gypsies.
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Yes!
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This potato will make you better.
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Then we shall burn
the carbs together.
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No. I won't do it, my friend.
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Who, what, where,
when, why and howzat?
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Ooh! Now, isn't this flash, Claire?
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Claire?
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Claire, don't you want your prize?
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You've... become a harpy.
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A floozy. A kissy missy.
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You're not alive.
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You're one of them.
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Ooh! He's so cute!
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That's Claire's prize.
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Whoa! He talks!
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The rollercoaster's a great idea!
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Alright, my friend.
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Arrrgh!
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That... that sounded like Hitler.
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Teddy bear Hitler?
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His spirit must have possessed
the teddy bear.
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I should have known!
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Only Hitler likes rollercoasters.
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After him!
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# Face your fears
Face Russia
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# Face your fears
Face Russia
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Khrushchev!
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Please, American.
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Let's make a deal.
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What time is it, Khrushchev?
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Um...
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Die time.
What?
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Ilsa!
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Don't worry, Ilsa. I got this.
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Stay out of this?
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Yes. You broke my heart good.
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Huh?
Wait.
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You took those photos
to get back at Khrushchev?
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I'm very sweet?
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Please.
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I'm sorry, Ilsa. Please.
I should never betrayed you.
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See you down the club, man.
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Go, go, Tucker! Go!
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Whoo!
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I love speed!
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Whoo!
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Fish!
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Pierre, I don't know if
I can catch him.
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Hitler was a championship
racer in his day.
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Hey! Don't slow down.
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Dammit, Tucker!
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Hitler's ghost?
Fish!
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Ohh.
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Everything's gone all wonky.
My friends.
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Hitler has possessed Holly
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and now I think he's messing with
the space-time continuum.
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Continuum? What does that mean?
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Quickly, friends! Take a drink.
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We're going back in time.
OK.
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New from Tamico!
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One, two, three, four.
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No, no, no!
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Aw, this sucks.
I want rock'n'roll.
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Become a rock'n'roll superstar
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with Rock Wolf.
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Rock Wolf comes with
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50 pre-programmed riffs
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shredded by Hitler himself.
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Power to the master race!
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Use the Maximum Overdrive pedal
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for total indoctrination.
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Rock Wolf and
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the Maximum Overdrive pedal
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require 88
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D-cell batteries to operate.
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Only from Tamico.
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