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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,825 --> 00:00:18,305 Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas, everybody. Welcome, welcome! 2 00:00:18,447 --> 00:00:19,807 All right, Santa. 3 00:00:20,007 --> 00:00:23,767 I want a Toxic Ooze battle-dome with extra ooze refills. 4 00:00:29,967 --> 00:00:33,487 And I want a TX-1000 Cybernetic Gun armed with Arctic sonar camo... 5 00:00:37,927 --> 00:00:40,807 Uh? Uh! 6 00:00:41,007 --> 00:00:42,887 Heh, heh, heh! 7 00:00:43,087 --> 00:00:44,607 Hey! What? 8 00:00:52,687 --> 00:00:55,167 How did you survive, you kraut bastard? 9 00:01:01,887 --> 00:01:03,567 Ha, ha, ha! 10 00:01:03,767 --> 00:01:06,167 Let's sit down and talk this out. 11 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:08,567 Nein! I said, sit down! 12 00:01:22,047 --> 00:01:23,807 Heh, heh, heh! 13 00:01:26,927 --> 00:01:28,327 Ugh... 14 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:35,527 Ha, ha, ha, ha! 15 00:01:35,727 --> 00:01:40,607 Danger 5 will hunt you down, you motherfu... 16 00:01:43,927 --> 00:01:45,567 Urgh... 17 00:01:46,823 --> 00:01:55,427 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru. 18 00:01:58,727 --> 00:02:01,527 Uh... Hello, everyone. 19 00:02:03,927 --> 00:02:05,887 I just wanted to take a moment 20 00:02:06,087 --> 00:02:08,407 to thank everyone for coming. 21 00:02:08,607 --> 00:02:09,567 Hoy. 22 00:02:18,367 --> 00:02:20,407 Er, especially... 23 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:23,047 Mum and Dad who have come all the way 24 00:02:23,247 --> 00:02:25,527 from Greg's Peninsula in Shark Australia. 25 00:02:25,727 --> 00:02:27,967 Brian, there's no thousand island sauce for these prawns! 26 00:02:28,127 --> 00:02:31,607 Aw, would you just shush, Marie. Shut the... 27 00:02:31,807 --> 00:02:34,167 Yes. Um... I love you too, Mum. 28 00:02:34,367 --> 00:02:36,807 I just want to go crabby. Oh, la-de-da! 29 00:02:37,007 --> 00:02:38,087 Now... 30 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:40,967 Claire... 31 00:02:42,487 --> 00:02:44,807 My wife. 32 00:02:45,007 --> 00:02:48,927 I couldn't find the words to tell you how I feel with my real mouth 33 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:52,647 so instead I'm going to use my second mouth, 34 00:02:52,847 --> 00:02:54,287 my keyboard. 35 00:02:54,578 --> 00:02:56,778 Oh... that's beautiful. 36 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:22,697 What are you doing in North Korea, Mr Jackson? 37 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:24,578 I'll never talk, you commie son of a bitch! 38 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:28,018 You will find I can be very persuasive. 39 00:03:31,698 --> 00:03:33,298 No! No! 40 00:03:33,498 --> 00:03:34,538 No! 41 00:03:35,178 --> 00:03:39,738 No... Nooo! 42 00:03:39,938 --> 00:03:42,498 Wha... wha... Oh! 43 00:03:45,658 --> 00:03:47,218 Oh... 44 00:03:54,058 --> 00:03:56,018 Hi, Lorraine? 45 00:03:56,218 --> 00:03:59,178 Yeah, it is me again. Um... 46 00:04:00,137 --> 00:04:03,217 Yeah, can you gimme the usual? 47 00:04:14,218 --> 00:04:16,058 She was a stupid horse, girls. 48 00:04:16,258 --> 00:04:18,978 Pierre, you're the greatest entrepreneur that's ever lived. 49 00:04:19,178 --> 00:04:22,058 You have 1000 hit singles, 1000 fashion lines 50 00:04:22,258 --> 00:04:24,138 and now 1000 night clubs. 51 00:04:24,338 --> 00:04:25,818 What drives you? 52 00:04:26,418 --> 00:04:29,098 McKenzie! Dozo. Ha, ha, ha, ha! 53 00:04:29,298 --> 00:04:30,338 Hai! 54 00:04:40,498 --> 00:04:43,498 Take a copy of my cocktail book! 55 00:05:05,218 --> 00:05:07,978 Aghhhh! Prawnsu! Prawnsu! 56 00:05:08,178 --> 00:05:12,818 Aw, Brian, the prawns have gone off! Would you just shush, Marie! 57 00:05:20,578 --> 00:05:22,018 Oy, oy! 58 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:27,058 Uww... 59 00:05:45,418 --> 00:05:46,938 Whoa! 60 00:05:48,058 --> 00:05:49,138 Phwoar! 61 00:05:49,338 --> 00:05:51,378 He, he, he! 62 00:05:53,618 --> 00:05:54,658 No, no... 63 00:05:57,778 --> 00:05:59,898 Urgh... 64 00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:04,138 Ah so! Ha, ha, ha, ha! 65 00:06:06,858 --> 00:06:08,378 Uh? 66 00:06:13,938 --> 00:06:15,618 He, he, he! 67 00:06:38,178 --> 00:06:40,098 No! No! No! 68 00:06:40,298 --> 00:06:41,978 No, no, Nooo! 69 00:06:49,418 --> 00:06:50,618 No! 70 00:06:54,898 --> 00:06:56,498 Slam dunk. 71 00:07:02,498 --> 00:07:03,658 No... 72 00:07:07,858 --> 00:07:09,858 Oh, look, Claire, a jaffle maker! 73 00:07:10,098 --> 00:07:13,178 Oh, and his and hers thousand island dressing guns. 74 00:07:18,858 --> 00:07:20,738 Oh, thanks, Mum! Ooh! 75 00:07:22,378 --> 00:07:24,858 Claire, it's got a grenade! 76 00:07:32,338 --> 00:07:33,698 Colonel Chestbridge, 77 00:07:33,898 --> 00:07:36,578 former commander of World War II super team Danger 5, 78 00:07:36,778 --> 00:07:38,738 has been added to the permanent collection 79 00:07:38,938 --> 00:07:41,018 at the London Natural History Museum. 80 00:07:41,022 --> 00:07:42,818 Remembered for his military expertise... 81 00:07:42,878 --> 00:07:45,745 Excuse me, is this a good motion picture? 82 00:07:45,945 --> 00:07:50,545 That's a good one, my friend. And you'll also love the sequel. 83 00:07:51,911 --> 00:07:53,701 Climbo! Tantrum Tom! 84 00:07:53,709 --> 00:07:56,371 Claire, I can't find a movie with a title that says what I want to say! 85 00:07:56,384 --> 00:07:57,304 Be cool, my friend! 86 00:07:57,504 --> 00:07:59,984 But I want to use the home video code, Pierre! 87 00:08:02,029 --> 00:08:03,429 Whoa, McKenzie! 88 00:08:03,896 --> 00:08:07,016 I'm sorry, Tucker, my butler gets a little hot-headed. 89 00:08:07,216 --> 00:08:10,216 McKenzie, have some movie corn. 90 00:08:10,416 --> 00:08:12,496 Hey, ah, where's Ilsa? She didn't come here with you? 91 00:08:12,656 --> 00:08:14,296 Where the hell is she? 92 00:08:14,496 --> 00:08:18,336 Well, if she was here, she would have shown us this. 93 00:08:18,537 --> 00:08:19,657 Oh right, yeah! 94 00:08:19,856 --> 00:08:22,176 Two key suspects have emerged in the Chestbridge killings. 95 00:08:22,376 --> 00:08:26,496 Nazi war criminal Otto Skorzeny and an unknown accomplice. 96 00:08:26,696 --> 00:08:29,296 Otto Skorzeny? I thought we killed that piece of fish in Zanzibar. 97 00:08:29,496 --> 00:08:31,976 I thought so too, man, but he's hiding in Argentina. 98 00:08:32,176 --> 00:08:33,896 Changed his name to Carlos Mendez. 99 00:08:34,096 --> 00:08:36,056 The Police Department don't give a damn. 100 00:08:36,256 --> 00:08:39,576 They shoved so much red tape up my ass, man. 101 00:08:39,776 --> 00:08:42,296 Maybe that gun nut killed Ilsa, too. Ilsa can't die! 102 00:08:42,496 --> 00:08:44,576 Carlos killed the Colonel. Carlos has to pay. 103 00:08:44,776 --> 00:08:47,856 You said it, Jackson! Just like the good Ol' days. 104 00:08:48,056 --> 00:08:50,696 McKenzie, book us five tickets to Buenos Aires! 105 00:08:50,896 --> 00:08:53,576 No. We can't go to Argentina, 106 00:08:53,776 --> 00:08:56,056 I've already booked our honeymoon to Bali! 107 00:09:00,096 --> 00:09:03,136 Mm... Carlos! 108 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:07,576 Mm... 109 00:09:21,536 --> 00:09:23,216 Ah, lemonade. Okay. 110 00:09:23,416 --> 00:09:27,056 Aah! 111 00:09:52,496 --> 00:09:55,136 Ah! Babes, boobs, blow... 112 00:09:55,336 --> 00:09:58,336 the perfect hiding hole for a piece of fish like Carlos Mendez. 113 00:09:58,536 --> 00:10:00,776 20, 40, 60... 114 00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:03,096 Let's shake this city down. Yes, yes, yes! 115 00:10:06,256 --> 00:10:08,736 All right! Nice. All right. 116 00:10:10,056 --> 00:10:12,136 Mendez could be anywhere. 117 00:10:12,336 --> 00:10:13,656 You're right. Mm? 118 00:10:13,856 --> 00:10:16,776 The rainforest walk, the kayak adventure... 119 00:10:16,976 --> 00:10:20,256 or at the couples retreat getting a free organic banana leaf facial! 120 00:10:20,456 --> 00:10:22,616 Yes he'd definitely get one of those. 121 00:10:22,816 --> 00:10:25,056 Those all sound like honeymoon destinations, 122 00:10:25,256 --> 00:10:27,256 not hiding places for an outlaw drug man. 123 00:10:27,456 --> 00:10:28,536 Nonsense! 124 00:10:28,736 --> 00:10:31,536 We know Carlos isn't hiding in this complimentary margarine hexagon! 125 00:10:31,736 --> 00:10:34,096 I hope Ilsa's all right. 126 00:10:34,296 --> 00:10:36,976 Ilsa's always been a bit of a custard tart. 127 00:10:37,176 --> 00:10:39,456 And you know what they say about custard tarts? 128 00:10:39,656 --> 00:10:41,496 They can take care of themselves. 129 00:10:41,696 --> 00:10:43,296 Mendez definitely isn't here, Tucker. 130 00:10:43,496 --> 00:10:44,896 Let's keep moving. 131 00:10:45,536 --> 00:10:49,776 But... he could be hiding in this mango daiquiri! 132 00:10:49,976 --> 00:10:51,336 Claire? 133 00:10:52,056 --> 00:10:53,696 Everything's complimentary! 134 00:11:01,736 --> 00:11:05,856 I'll buy a dance if you tell me where I can find Carlos Mendez. 135 00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:09,056 You don't have to pay for anything. Just show me some skin. 136 00:11:09,256 --> 00:11:11,056 Okay! 137 00:11:11,256 --> 00:11:13,616 Don't do it, Pierre! I know how this Mendez works. 138 00:11:13,816 --> 00:11:15,816 You show me where that goddamn snorkel man is. 139 00:11:16,016 --> 00:11:18,616 I can see him! I can see him! Whoa! Knock off the fish! 140 00:11:18,816 --> 00:11:20,936 That's not how you treat such an exotic peach! 141 00:11:21,136 --> 00:11:24,456 I can't tell you anything! Mendez is protected by President Peron! 142 00:11:24,656 --> 00:11:28,576 Peron? We go way back! We're practically brothers! 143 00:11:28,776 --> 00:11:30,936 He'll give us a reception fit for a king! 144 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:38,296 Ahh... Ola... Como Te... 145 00:11:38,496 --> 00:11:41,416 Oh shit! Pierre! I thought you were tight with these people! 146 00:11:41,616 --> 00:11:43,976 Shhh! You'll wake it! 147 00:11:44,176 --> 00:11:45,376 Pussy cat. 148 00:11:48,176 --> 00:11:49,656 Nooo! 149 00:11:49,856 --> 00:11:51,176 Jackson, shh! 150 00:11:51,376 --> 00:11:52,616 Lalo, is that you? 151 00:11:52,816 --> 00:11:55,576 Peron? Ola, my friend! 152 00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:58,696 Next time you should really make an appointment. 153 00:11:58,896 --> 00:12:00,456 I tried to call, I called you! 154 00:12:00,656 --> 00:12:03,136 Bullshit! No. They said wait. 155 00:12:03,336 --> 00:12:04,576 You did? Yes. 156 00:12:04,776 --> 00:12:06,456 Why didn't you make an appointment, Pierre? 157 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,496 This isn't on the itinerary. 158 00:12:11,696 --> 00:12:14,176 We're supposed to be going to the Museum of Cups and Saucers. 159 00:12:14,376 --> 00:12:16,376 The spoon exhibit closes at four. 160 00:12:16,576 --> 00:12:19,896 I just want to take a brief detour, through this crime-infested slum. 161 00:12:20,096 --> 00:12:22,456 Are you suggesting we spend our honeymoon 162 00:12:22,656 --> 00:12:24,536 nosing around alleys looking for drug men 163 00:12:24,736 --> 00:12:27,256 instead of adhering to our mutually approved timetable and... 164 00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:29,216 consummating our marriage? 165 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:32,136 Tucker! Our commanding officer was brutally murdered 166 00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:35,896 and your head is in your trousers? I'm not a spy anymore, Claire! 167 00:12:36,096 --> 00:12:37,816 Those days are long gone. 168 00:12:38,016 --> 00:12:42,216 Now I'm a singer songwriter and semi-published erotic novelist. 169 00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:47,296 But most of all, I'm your husband and I want to enjoy our honeymoon! 170 00:12:51,176 --> 00:12:52,416 Give me my gun. 171 00:12:52,616 --> 00:12:54,936 I didn't pack the gun, I needed room for sandwiches. 172 00:12:57,736 --> 00:12:59,816 New item to the itinerary, Tucker. 173 00:13:00,016 --> 00:13:02,056 Teaching these boys... Aah! 174 00:13:02,736 --> 00:13:03,776 Aww! 175 00:13:07,136 --> 00:13:08,336 Wow! Sieg... 176 00:13:08,776 --> 00:13:10,656 Heil! 177 00:13:12,696 --> 00:13:14,736 Sieg heil! 178 00:13:16,456 --> 00:13:18,776 Sieg heil! 179 00:13:31,096 --> 00:13:33,136 Thanks, ethnic local. 180 00:13:40,496 --> 00:13:44,096 Oh, that's a bonza idea! Claire, did you hear that? 181 00:13:44,296 --> 00:13:47,336 Our own Sherpa! What's your name, Sherpa? 182 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,616 It can't be, Hitler's dead. 183 00:13:52,656 --> 00:13:54,416 Yes, and Hitler never wore hats. 184 00:13:57,536 --> 00:13:59,376 Just like in the brochure! 185 00:14:00,376 --> 00:14:03,416 Yeah! Can you teach me how to communicate with cats? 186 00:14:53,816 --> 00:14:55,256 No, no, no. 187 00:14:57,056 --> 00:14:59,176 Pierre, it's the ants. Yes, yes, yes... 188 00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:01,616 It's the ants. Of all things... 189 00:15:02,896 --> 00:15:05,776 Naughty Fawzia! Hey! How you doing? 190 00:15:05,976 --> 00:15:08,656 Sorry about that little misunderstanding before, Lalo. 191 00:15:08,856 --> 00:15:11,576 Your friend did well to survive the ants. 192 00:15:11,776 --> 00:15:15,776 He's both strong and tough. Like this table. 193 00:15:15,976 --> 00:15:21,576 Peron, I need you to pull some shoelaces for me. 194 00:15:21,776 --> 00:15:23,816 We're looking for a man called Carlos Mendez. 195 00:15:24,016 --> 00:15:26,816 Let's have a drink, uh? I think this goes well with rolled kiwi fruit. 196 00:15:27,016 --> 00:15:29,896 I think you taught me this one, Lalo. Yes, I taught you this one. 197 00:15:34,296 --> 00:15:37,056 Aah! 198 00:15:47,216 --> 00:15:49,736 He's got Ilsa! Goddamit, this guy's a communist! 199 00:15:49,936 --> 00:15:52,697 He's trying to give us a commo-job. Whoa! Put the gun down, my friend! 200 00:15:52,776 --> 00:15:55,016 Ilsa isn't here. She's right there! 201 00:15:55,216 --> 00:15:57,656 That's just my daughter Stina! 202 00:15:58,536 --> 00:16:01,976 Too much party in my nose, Papi! It's OK, baby. 203 00:16:02,176 --> 00:16:03,136 Hey! 204 00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,536 Where's Carlos!? I was going to tell you. 205 00:16:06,736 --> 00:16:09,136 But given the circumstances, I change my mind! 206 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,896 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What did you do that for? 207 00:16:13,096 --> 00:16:15,656 The information is inside his head. We can find it ourselves! 208 00:16:15,856 --> 00:16:17,016 Are you serious? 209 00:16:21,296 --> 00:16:24,336 What? Mendez was here the whole time!? 210 00:16:24,536 --> 00:16:26,416 Shit! Fish! 211 00:16:30,496 --> 00:16:34,896 This Cat Circus is as remarkable as a fried kangaroo egg! 212 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,656 Luxury super yacht! 213 00:16:40,856 --> 00:16:42,896 Claire, did you hear that? 214 00:16:46,736 --> 00:16:49,016 Count us in. One, two, three! 215 00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:51,216 Tucker, we need to be looking for Mendez. 216 00:16:51,416 --> 00:16:55,016 Plus I think Father Hitler is a confidence man. 217 00:16:55,896 --> 00:16:57,696 Yes! Of course he is. 218 00:16:57,896 --> 00:17:00,816 He's making me confident. And comfortable. 219 00:17:01,016 --> 00:17:03,176 They should call him a comfortable man. 220 00:17:14,216 --> 00:17:15,816 We keep drifting off the timetable. 221 00:17:16,016 --> 00:17:17,616 I made these margarine sandwiches... 222 00:17:23,736 --> 00:17:25,216 Oh! He, he... 223 00:17:26,096 --> 00:17:28,616 Well... of course I have. 224 00:17:28,816 --> 00:17:31,736 Six or seven times today alone. Yeah. 225 00:17:31,936 --> 00:17:34,616 It hurts. But I'm a man. Yeah. 226 00:17:34,816 --> 00:17:38,056 We did it. Oh, we've done it, yeah. 227 00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:41,176 It's done. 228 00:17:48,576 --> 00:17:50,976 Nooo! 229 00:18:06,176 --> 00:18:09,096 Ilsa, my love. Still working on your tan? 230 00:18:12,296 --> 00:18:15,056 I like the cold. Keeps a man honest. 231 00:18:15,256 --> 00:18:17,816 Now what do you have for me, potato hips? 232 00:18:28,376 --> 00:18:31,816 Go to American and intercept Hitler's next move. 233 00:18:33,256 --> 00:18:35,576 Your work in Argentina is complete. 234 00:18:35,776 --> 00:18:40,176 Destroy Hitler's luxury super yacht with this Bombushka. 235 00:18:46,496 --> 00:18:48,216 Ha, ha, ha, ha. 236 00:18:48,416 --> 00:18:50,296 Go, go. 237 00:19:08,496 --> 00:19:10,056 Jackson! 238 00:19:10,472 --> 00:19:11,952 Ha, ha, ha, ha! 239 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:14,352 Argh! 240 00:19:18,712 --> 00:19:21,072 Why did you kill the Colonel, Mendez? 241 00:19:23,112 --> 00:19:25,872 No! No, no, no, no! 242 00:19:31,552 --> 00:19:34,552 C'mon, my friend! We can talk about this! 243 00:19:34,752 --> 00:19:38,352 Take a look at my latest single! Please? 244 00:19:52,112 --> 00:19:53,792 Mmm... 245 00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,552 Aah... 246 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,712 Just like old times, my friend. 247 00:20:18,072 --> 00:20:19,072 Aaah! 248 00:20:23,672 --> 00:20:25,872 I feel like chattin'! 249 00:20:26,072 --> 00:20:27,512 Who wants to chat? 250 00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:35,712 You love to chat? Goldie loves to chat! 251 00:20:36,472 --> 00:20:39,272 Chat! Chat! Chat! Chat! Chat! Chat! Chat! Chat! 252 00:20:48,672 --> 00:20:50,192 How do you know Ilsa? 253 00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:57,272 Do I like what I see? Do you like what you see? 254 00:20:58,312 --> 00:21:00,232 Aargh! 255 00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:08,392 Mm! I've never had Argentinian food before. 256 00:21:08,592 --> 00:21:13,072 Asparagus? More like, I-don't-know-what-that-is-agus. 257 00:21:14,112 --> 00:21:17,392 And then she said, "Am I a horse? Then why do you keep riding me?". 258 00:21:22,112 --> 00:21:23,872 But she was a horse! Stupid horse. 259 00:21:24,072 --> 00:21:26,112 What's going on, Ilsa? Why are you on this boat? 260 00:21:26,312 --> 00:21:28,152 I haven't seen you in an eternity. 261 00:21:30,512 --> 00:21:31,672 A dancer? Wow! 262 00:21:31,872 --> 00:21:33,232 Tucker, look! 263 00:21:33,432 --> 00:21:36,152 Hey! 264 00:21:36,352 --> 00:21:38,632 Darn it, I only brought enough coupons for the two of us. 265 00:21:38,832 --> 00:21:40,632 Ilsa! You're alive! 266 00:21:43,712 --> 00:21:46,632 What? Where have you been? She's a dancer. So amazing! 267 00:21:49,552 --> 00:21:51,872 Glad to see you're not dead, Ilsa. 268 00:21:52,072 --> 00:21:53,392 Ah, here he is! 269 00:21:53,592 --> 00:21:57,712 Everyone, I'd like you to meet our tour guide, Father Hitler! 270 00:22:05,712 --> 00:22:08,792 Hitler! I knew it! Hitler DOES wear hats! Doh! 271 00:22:08,992 --> 00:22:11,152 He's a master of disguise, Tucker. Gesu Cristo. 272 00:22:11,352 --> 00:22:13,472 How could you have forgotten? Here, Claire, take this. 273 00:22:22,552 --> 00:22:25,032 What? What is he talking about? 274 00:22:25,232 --> 00:22:28,712 Yeah, I may have told him something. Just, you know, a fib. 275 00:22:28,912 --> 00:22:32,152 Fib, fib, fib. No time for your nonsense, Tucker. 276 00:22:34,592 --> 00:22:36,032 Where the hell are you going? 277 00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:38,192 But we gotta get Hitler! 278 00:22:40,632 --> 00:22:43,392 Oh yeah, a dancer. So amazing! 279 00:22:43,792 --> 00:22:44,872 Wow. 280 00:22:47,872 --> 00:22:49,152 Peek-a-boo. 281 00:22:51,112 --> 00:22:52,832 Barleys. Eh! 282 00:22:53,032 --> 00:22:55,912 No windows for you to jump out of this time, Hitler. 283 00:22:56,112 --> 00:22:58,872 How observant, Cl... 284 00:23:11,152 --> 00:23:13,872 He, he, he, he he! 285 00:23:17,272 --> 00:23:21,072 Ha, ha, ha! 286 00:23:30,952 --> 00:23:33,552 Aaah! 287 00:23:46,472 --> 00:23:50,032 I'll kill him, Claire... 288 00:23:50,232 --> 00:23:51,912 I promise. 289 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,392 I know you're sad, my friend, but... 290 00:23:55,592 --> 00:23:57,632 please don't carry that thing around! 291 00:23:57,832 --> 00:24:00,472 You'll catch some sort of dead person's disease. 292 00:24:11,152 --> 00:24:12,952 New from Tamico! 293 00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:15,192 It's the Adolf Hitler Action Set! 294 00:24:15,392 --> 00:24:17,192 The real-sound Hitler moustache 295 00:24:17,392 --> 00:24:19,392 has the commanding voice you need to take over the world. 296 00:24:19,592 --> 00:24:21,152 I am Hitler. Cower before me, underling. 297 00:24:21,192 --> 00:24:24,872 And with the Super Uzi machine gun, you're the boss of bedtime. 298 00:24:25,512 --> 00:24:27,872 What the hell are you wearing? Did you buy him that? 299 00:24:28,072 --> 00:24:30,472 No! Go to bed, Billy! Nein! 300 00:24:32,512 --> 00:24:35,152 The Adolf Hitler talking moustache, Super Uzi, cool sunglasses, 301 00:24:35,352 --> 00:24:38,232 tactical hairdo and bullet-proof trench coat, each sold separately. 302 00:24:38,432 --> 00:24:39,952 From Tamico. 303 00:24:39,977 --> 00:24:55,110 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru. 304 00:24:55,152 --> 00:24:57,952 I think this is the kind of girl Hitler would be after. 305 00:24:58,152 --> 00:25:00,352 Holly de Palma? Here. 306 00:25:00,552 --> 00:25:03,072 Johnny Hitler? Heil. 307 00:25:03,272 --> 00:25:07,152 Keep your eyes off my date, Lisa Lespez. 308 00:25:07,202 --> 00:25:11,752 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 22522

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