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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,828 Dads is recorded in front a live studio audience. 2 00:00:23,751 --> 00:00:25,852 It's 9:00am. Why are you guys eating spaghetti? 3 00:00:25,864 --> 00:00:28,733 Uh, we're trying to get inspiration for our mafia game. 4 00:00:30,325 --> 00:00:32,192 Well, how's it going? 5 00:00:32,237 --> 00:00:33,937 (Italian accent): Not-a so good. 6 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:37,561 You know, the problem is you guys are 7 00:00:37,570 --> 00:00:39,090 a couple of rich kids from the suburbs. 8 00:00:39,113 --> 00:00:40,947 You probably never committed a crime in your life. 9 00:00:40,991 --> 00:00:42,425 Warner: Uh, that's not true. 10 00:00:42,468 --> 00:00:44,736 From to 2000 to 2005, 11 00:00:44,748 --> 00:00:48,684 I stole every piece of music ever created. 12 00:00:48,706 --> 00:00:51,441 And I once slandered ke$ha on an Internet message board 13 00:00:51,456 --> 00:00:53,524 by implying she was involved in sex acts using 14 00:00:53,536 --> 00:00:55,537 her "a, dollar sign, dollar sign." 15 00:00:57,863 --> 00:01:00,298 As edgy and dangerous as you guys are, 16 00:01:00,345 --> 00:01:02,046 I think we should hire a consultant who knows 17 00:01:02,055 --> 00:01:03,255 what he's talking about. 18 00:01:03,263 --> 00:01:04,797 What do you mean? Like-like somebody 19 00:01:04,806 --> 00:01:06,406 who's actually in the mafia? 20 00:01:07,589 --> 00:01:09,457 That's a really good idea. 21 00:01:09,468 --> 00:01:10,802 No, it's not. 22 00:01:10,810 --> 00:01:12,277 Yeah, it is. 23 00:01:12,286 --> 00:01:14,053 Don't you remember all the fun we had 24 00:01:14,063 --> 00:01:16,598 with the Nazis we got for kill Hitler? 25 00:01:16,612 --> 00:01:18,613 Hey, you know, maybe we should develop 26 00:01:18,625 --> 00:01:22,428 our driving game with Lindsay Lohan. 27 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:24,483 Sounds like more of a drinking game. 28 00:01:30,532 --> 00:01:31,933 You know, you guys, I think 29 00:01:31,941 --> 00:01:34,609 I might be able to help you find a consultant. 30 00:01:34,624 --> 00:01:37,626 I happen to have had a friend that was in the mafia. 31 00:01:37,676 --> 00:01:42,313 His name is Johnny Johnny Desalvo Desalvo. 32 00:01:42,372 --> 00:01:45,007 Dad, how do you know somebody in the mafia? 33 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:47,890 We tried to set up a series of Alzheimer clinics 34 00:01:47,906 --> 00:01:50,875 for elderly Italians called fuhgeddaboudit. 35 00:01:54,044 --> 00:01:56,412 Wha... what happened? 36 00:01:56,425 --> 00:01:58,660 To what? 37 00:02:02,061 --> 00:02:03,728 Fuhgeddaboudit. 38 00:02:03,772 --> 00:02:05,139 Okay, I will. 39 00:02:05,147 --> 00:02:06,580 Jeez, you brought it up. 40 00:02:09,607 --> 00:02:12,810 Daddy took me to the zoo 41 00:02:12,861 --> 00:02:14,862 Na, na, na, na 42 00:02:14,907 --> 00:02:18,877 Just to see something brand-new 43 00:02:18,932 --> 00:02:20,500 Na, na, na 44 00:02:20,509 --> 00:02:25,179 So many stars up in the sky 45 00:02:25,204 --> 00:02:29,741 So many questions have I 46 00:02:29,766 --> 00:02:31,967 Na, na, na, na 47 00:02:31,980 --> 00:02:33,504 Daddy took me for a ride. 48 00:02:33,512 --> 00:02:36,998 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 49 00:02:37,044 --> 00:02:39,446 I-I just don't want somebody from the mafia 50 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:40,759 in the office, you know? 51 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:44,370 What-what if he makes us an offer we can't refuse? 52 00:02:44,390 --> 00:02:47,792 Or-or worse, we can't understand? 53 00:02:47,844 --> 00:02:50,212 Oh, I-I watched an episode of sopranos last night, 54 00:02:50,225 --> 00:02:52,627 so don't worry, I got the lingo down. 55 00:02:52,674 --> 00:02:56,076 Oh, the gagoots on that doorman, huh? 56 00:02:56,129 --> 00:02:58,497 I wanted to give him a cuestamarole upside his scaputo. 57 00:02:58,510 --> 00:03:00,411 Yeah. 58 00:03:00,456 --> 00:03:02,924 He said he's gonna have pizza for dinner. 59 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:07,287 Johnny, this is my son, Warner. 60 00:03:07,331 --> 00:03:08,598 Oh, nice to meet you. 61 00:03:08,606 --> 00:03:11,108 Whoa. Spaghetti's been in the pot too long. 62 00:03:12,933 --> 00:03:15,434 Uh, hey, thank you so much for consulting on our game. 63 00:03:15,449 --> 00:03:17,150 I'm Eli, Warner's business partner. 64 00:03:17,193 --> 00:03:19,161 What are you, in kindergarten? 65 00:03:19,205 --> 00:03:21,907 Well, he's all yours. 66 00:03:21,922 --> 00:03:24,090 All right... 67 00:03:24,103 --> 00:03:27,572 Now who do I got to whack around here to get a tiny coffee? 68 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:30,760 I'll get that for you. How do you like it? 69 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:33,012 Up against the hanging meats in the back of the deli, 70 00:03:33,024 --> 00:03:34,892 but my coffee I'll take black. 71 00:03:36,311 --> 00:03:39,280 (Clears throat) Wow. 72 00:03:39,330 --> 00:03:42,466 Thank you. Thank you so much for-for coming down to help us. 73 00:03:42,483 --> 00:03:45,018 M-my dad might have told you that we're working on a game, 74 00:03:45,033 --> 00:03:46,566 uh, about the, uh... 75 00:03:46,575 --> 00:03:48,977 (Whispers): About the mafia. 76 00:03:49,023 --> 00:03:51,091 Mafia? 77 00:03:51,103 --> 00:03:54,272 You think because I'm Italian- American, I'm in the mafia? 78 00:03:55,497 --> 00:03:58,499 Wha... well, a-aren't you? 79 00:03:58,549 --> 00:04:01,118 Yeah. 80 00:04:01,132 --> 00:04:04,501 But the point is: Don't make assumptions. 81 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:07,761 So, San Francisco, huh? 82 00:04:07,773 --> 00:04:10,542 So, what are you, like, a bunch of fruit loops? 83 00:04:10,591 --> 00:04:12,358 No. 84 00:04:12,402 --> 00:04:15,204 Hey, guys. Not all of us. 85 00:04:20,049 --> 00:04:22,217 You know, I think we should get to work on the game 86 00:04:22,229 --> 00:04:24,731 so that Mr. Desalvo can get back to the family... 87 00:04:24,745 --> 00:04:25,745 His family. 88 00:04:25,785 --> 00:04:28,654 The-the, uh, normal, uh, wife and kid... 89 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:31,371 The, uh, non... 90 00:04:31,386 --> 00:04:33,988 (Whispers): I'm so sorry. 91 00:04:34,036 --> 00:04:37,372 Take a deep breath there, lady pants. 92 00:04:37,423 --> 00:04:39,658 Now, just so you know, 93 00:04:39,704 --> 00:04:42,573 I only got one rule: I do not answer any questions. 94 00:04:42,589 --> 00:04:43,856 Any questions? 95 00:04:49,230 --> 00:04:50,764 Okay, good. 96 00:04:50,773 --> 00:04:53,675 Now, first thing, do not make all these mob guys 97 00:04:53,691 --> 00:04:56,226 into stereotypical jerks. 98 00:04:56,273 --> 00:04:59,042 (Snapping fingers) Hey, eggroll, start typing. 99 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,444 Then the player finds out that this magarole's been skimming off the top. 100 00:05:04,463 --> 00:05:07,994 So Tony "I Did Your Sister" Martelli makes him go for a ride. 101 00:05:10,458 --> 00:05:12,158 uh, what do you mean? 102 00:05:12,168 --> 00:05:13,769 They... they kill him? 103 00:05:15,858 --> 00:05:18,893 What part of "go for a ride" do you not understand? 104 00:05:23,103 --> 00:05:25,337 Yes, badafootz. 105 00:05:25,384 --> 00:05:29,353 What if you actually want to go for a ride? 106 00:05:29,409 --> 00:05:33,011 What am I, a dog with my head out the window? 107 00:05:34,272 --> 00:05:36,206 Wow, your information is so well-defined, 108 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:38,820 it almost makes you think this stuff really happened. 109 00:05:40,074 --> 00:05:43,243 Are you wearing a wire? 110 00:05:43,295 --> 00:05:45,829 No, I don't wear wires and I don't carry pennies, 111 00:05:45,844 --> 00:05:49,480 'cause Mexicans will strip you for the copper. 112 00:05:52,351 --> 00:05:54,619 Mr. Desalvo, thank you so much for your help. 113 00:05:54,632 --> 00:05:56,399 I mean, the game really feels authentic now. 114 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:58,878 Oh, sure thing, chopsticks. 115 00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:00,726 Oh... 116 00:06:00,770 --> 00:06:04,406 One more very important detail. 117 00:06:04,426 --> 00:06:06,560 The consigliere in the game 118 00:06:06,606 --> 00:06:08,607 needs to be a talking meatball. 119 00:06:10,095 --> 00:06:12,262 A talking meatball? 120 00:06:12,308 --> 00:06:14,909 Yeah. A meatball that knows all the family secrets, 121 00:06:14,924 --> 00:06:17,993 like who whacked who what where with what, when. 122 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,678 Plus... 123 00:06:19,721 --> 00:06:21,955 It's funny as hell. 124 00:06:22,002 --> 00:06:23,536 That is a rib tickler, yeah. 125 00:06:23,545 --> 00:06:25,446 It's... it's amazing, yeah. 126 00:06:25,490 --> 00:06:28,258 So, now, the, uh, certain matter of my payment. 127 00:06:28,308 --> 00:06:30,409 Oh, yeah. Uh, here you go. 128 00:06:30,421 --> 00:06:33,757 I, uh, added an 18% "please don't kill us" tip. 129 00:06:35,351 --> 00:06:36,384 Whoa. 130 00:06:36,424 --> 00:06:37,892 What is that, a check? 131 00:06:37,934 --> 00:06:39,802 Y-yeah. Uh... 132 00:06:39,812 --> 00:06:41,712 Why? Is that... Is that a problem? 133 00:06:41,758 --> 00:06:43,158 Yes, that's a problem. 134 00:06:43,166 --> 00:06:45,167 I don't have a bank account. 135 00:06:46,755 --> 00:06:49,357 I keep all my money offshore. 136 00:06:49,371 --> 00:06:51,372 In a lobster buoy. 137 00:06:52,558 --> 00:06:54,292 Uh... I don't think we have that kind of 138 00:06:54,302 --> 00:06:56,436 cash in the... in the office. But we can go to the... 139 00:06:56,482 --> 00:06:58,216 All right. 140 00:06:58,226 --> 00:07:00,160 All right, I'll tell you what. 141 00:07:00,171 --> 00:07:02,205 Since your old man is a friend of ours, 142 00:07:02,217 --> 00:07:03,585 we'll call it even. 143 00:07:03,626 --> 00:07:06,494 But at some time in the future, 144 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:10,313 I may come to you and ask for a favor. 145 00:07:11,676 --> 00:07:13,343 Sure. Yeah, sure. 146 00:07:13,387 --> 00:07:16,822 A capilozi vigamo. 147 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:19,109 (Laughs): I mean... 148 00:07:19,122 --> 00:07:20,456 That was easy. 149 00:07:20,464 --> 00:07:22,665 Yeah, I-I guess I was worried for nothing. 150 00:07:22,712 --> 00:07:24,979 Remember that time... 151 00:07:27,474 --> 00:07:30,342 ...that I said I may come back and ask for a favor? 152 00:07:30,393 --> 00:07:32,460 Yeah. Yeah. 153 00:07:32,506 --> 00:07:34,840 Well, that time has come. 154 00:07:38,866 --> 00:07:40,500 I'm in for ten. 155 00:07:40,509 --> 00:07:41,509 I call. 156 00:07:41,516 --> 00:07:43,050 Call. Fold. 157 00:07:43,093 --> 00:07:44,493 So this was the favor? 158 00:07:44,534 --> 00:07:46,402 Yeah. They just wanted a place to play poker. 159 00:07:46,413 --> 00:07:47,412 Johnny: Hey. 160 00:07:47,419 --> 00:07:49,020 I want to thank you guys 161 00:07:49,030 --> 00:07:50,897 for letting us use your place. 162 00:07:50,942 --> 00:07:52,442 Oh. Salut. 163 00:07:52,450 --> 00:07:54,284 Salut. Salut. Yeah. 164 00:07:56,073 --> 00:07:57,974 (Exhales) 165 00:07:57,985 --> 00:08:00,953 (Gagging) 166 00:08:02,412 --> 00:08:04,680 You know, ever since our last three places 167 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:07,928 burned down in mysterious yet unsolvable circumstances, 168 00:08:07,980 --> 00:08:11,049 it's been tough to get a game together. 169 00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:12,767 How could we refuse? 170 00:08:12,810 --> 00:08:14,377 (Laughs) Yeah. 171 00:08:14,387 --> 00:08:16,388 You couldn't. 172 00:08:17,405 --> 00:08:19,106 Salut. 173 00:08:19,149 --> 00:08:20,149 Salut. 174 00:08:22,236 --> 00:08:23,603 (Exhales): Yah... 175 00:08:23,644 --> 00:08:26,079 Oh, okay. 176 00:08:26,093 --> 00:08:27,226 Mmm, yeah. 177 00:08:27,233 --> 00:08:28,667 (Exhales): Ah... uh-huh. 178 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,009 Yes. Yeah! 179 00:08:30,017 --> 00:08:31,150 Edna. 180 00:08:31,191 --> 00:08:32,191 Where have you been? 181 00:08:32,197 --> 00:08:33,897 Hiding. 182 00:08:33,907 --> 00:08:35,908 Edna no like Italians. 183 00:08:35,954 --> 00:08:37,221 Shh. 184 00:08:37,229 --> 00:08:38,696 What? Why not? 185 00:08:38,737 --> 00:08:41,672 They come to this country, no learn English 186 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:43,690 and take all the jobs. 187 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:47,481 I just hope they wrap it up before somebody 188 00:08:47,492 --> 00:08:49,293 says something that could offend them. 189 00:08:49,303 --> 00:08:51,504 So I bought my ma one of them medical alert bracelets, 190 00:08:51,517 --> 00:08:53,518 just in case anything should happen, God forbid. 191 00:08:53,529 --> 00:08:54,596 God forbid. God forbid. God forbid. 192 00:08:54,603 --> 00:08:55,603 There is no God. 193 00:08:55,609 --> 00:08:56,976 Men: Oh! 194 00:08:56,984 --> 00:08:59,185 (Fake laughing) 195 00:08:59,198 --> 00:09:02,033 Ha ha ha, he's just kidding, obviously. 196 00:09:02,049 --> 00:09:04,050 Look at that face. 197 00:09:05,973 --> 00:09:08,308 Oh, yeah, I get it now. 198 00:09:08,321 --> 00:09:10,455 So, Shecky, why don't you sit down at the table, 199 00:09:10,468 --> 00:09:11,601 play a few hands? 200 00:09:11,642 --> 00:09:13,242 No thanks. 201 00:09:13,251 --> 00:09:15,252 Gambling's for morons. No offense. 202 00:09:17,511 --> 00:09:20,446 Well, I'll play. 203 00:09:20,497 --> 00:09:23,098 Uh, no, dad. You actually need money to play in a poker game. 204 00:09:23,147 --> 00:09:25,148 Ah. 205 00:09:26,936 --> 00:09:29,938 How about you, troll on the end of a pencil? 206 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,607 Uh... 207 00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:37,819 Yeah. Yeah, okay, I'll play a few games. 208 00:09:37,837 --> 00:09:39,071 What? 209 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:40,646 Yeah, dude. 210 00:09:40,655 --> 00:09:43,257 It's an honor to sit in a mob poker game. 211 00:09:45,921 --> 00:09:47,421 He's right. 212 00:09:47,430 --> 00:09:49,765 You know, we had several of those make-a-wish kids sit in. 213 00:09:49,778 --> 00:09:52,179 You know, the smiles on their faces make them almost forget 214 00:09:52,193 --> 00:09:54,828 they're about to get whacked by God. 215 00:09:54,877 --> 00:09:56,510 There is no God. 216 00:09:56,519 --> 00:09:57,519 Men: Oh! 217 00:09:59,236 --> 00:10:02,505 How about you, chipmunk head? 218 00:10:02,524 --> 00:10:05,092 You want to sit in, or are you too busy 219 00:10:05,106 --> 00:10:08,576 gathering nuts for the long winter months ahead? 220 00:10:08,628 --> 00:10:11,797 Uh, yeah, you know, I-I really shouldn't. 221 00:10:11,815 --> 00:10:15,150 My-my wife camila has me on an allowance, so I... 222 00:10:15,203 --> 00:10:17,170 An allowance? Yeah. 223 00:10:17,215 --> 00:10:20,183 I guess your wife has been gathering your nuts. 224 00:10:20,234 --> 00:10:21,234 (Laughter) 225 00:10:32,309 --> 00:10:34,310 Hey, let me help you. 226 00:10:34,321 --> 00:10:35,320 No! 227 00:10:35,327 --> 00:10:37,328 You no take my job! 228 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,248 (Speaking Spanish) 229 00:10:40,258 --> 00:10:41,258 No. 230 00:10:41,264 --> 00:10:43,698 No! Whoa! 231 00:10:45,490 --> 00:10:47,391 (Slurring): Okay! 232 00:10:50,152 --> 00:10:51,219 Salut! 233 00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:52,893 (Laughs) 234 00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:54,036 All right. 235 00:10:54,077 --> 00:10:56,845 I see your 20... Here you go... 236 00:10:56,860 --> 00:10:58,761 And I raise you $100. 237 00:10:58,772 --> 00:11:00,439 Sounds like you got a pretty good hand. 238 00:11:00,483 --> 00:11:02,117 Oh, yeah. 239 00:11:02,127 --> 00:11:03,594 (Laughing) 240 00:11:03,636 --> 00:11:05,637 All in. 241 00:11:13,195 --> 00:11:14,795 All in? (Stammers) 242 00:11:14,805 --> 00:11:16,473 I don't... I don't have as-as much... 243 00:11:16,482 --> 00:11:18,816 Many, um, uh... chips as you. 244 00:11:21,010 --> 00:11:22,577 I'll tell you what. What? 245 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:25,622 You win, you get all the money on the table. 246 00:11:25,639 --> 00:11:28,307 I win, I get... 247 00:11:28,322 --> 00:11:29,823 Your company. 248 00:11:29,865 --> 00:11:32,433 Aw, you want to hang out with me? 249 00:11:32,482 --> 00:11:35,550 Yeah. Yeah. I am good company. 250 00:11:35,567 --> 00:11:39,337 No, no, no, your business, your video game company. 251 00:11:39,358 --> 00:11:41,359 Ghost child? Oh, no. 252 00:11:41,370 --> 00:11:43,304 No, I don't... no, I c... no. 253 00:11:43,315 --> 00:11:45,550 No, I'd have to talk to Eli about that. 254 00:11:45,596 --> 00:11:46,863 Oh, you hear that? 255 00:11:46,871 --> 00:11:49,005 Chip can't make a move without checking with Dale. 256 00:11:49,017 --> 00:11:51,018 (Men laugh) 257 00:11:52,894 --> 00:11:54,728 I can, too. 258 00:11:54,739 --> 00:11:56,339 All in. 259 00:11:56,348 --> 00:11:59,217 Well, good luck, son. 260 00:11:59,233 --> 00:12:01,234 There's only two hands that can beat you. 261 00:12:01,279 --> 00:12:02,212 Four aces. 262 00:12:02,252 --> 00:12:04,253 And that's one of 'em. 263 00:12:06,076 --> 00:12:08,744 (Panting) 264 00:12:08,759 --> 00:12:10,727 Oh, thank God. 265 00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,438 What's the matter, honey? 266 00:12:12,448 --> 00:12:15,050 Oh, I had the most insane dream. 267 00:12:15,064 --> 00:12:18,733 Were you an elegant lady in this one, too? 268 00:12:18,754 --> 00:12:21,022 (Knocking) 269 00:12:21,069 --> 00:12:23,170 (Screams) 270 00:12:23,182 --> 00:12:24,682 It's a home invasion! 271 00:12:24,690 --> 00:12:26,291 The lady next door has diamonds 272 00:12:26,301 --> 00:12:30,404 and her alarm password is "password." 273 00:12:30,426 --> 00:12:32,894 Hey, chipmunk, you're late for work. 274 00:12:32,941 --> 00:12:36,411 Oh, my God, it wasn't a dream. 275 00:12:36,431 --> 00:12:38,698 I gambled the company away to the mafia. 276 00:12:38,710 --> 00:12:40,511 You what? 277 00:12:40,556 --> 00:12:41,756 Come on, Warner. 278 00:12:41,797 --> 00:12:43,098 You got to get to work before 279 00:12:43,105 --> 00:12:45,172 all the good tracksuits are taken. 280 00:12:50,685 --> 00:12:52,653 Where do you get off gambling away 281 00:12:52,697 --> 00:12:54,832 my half of the company?! 282 00:12:54,878 --> 00:12:57,446 Eli, I-I... You know, I was drunk. 283 00:12:57,494 --> 00:12:58,694 And-and I was up 284 00:12:58,735 --> 00:13:02,071 eight dollars before I-I lost the company. 285 00:13:03,599 --> 00:13:05,600 And I d... you know, I-I really don't think 286 00:13:05,611 --> 00:13:07,078 that much has changed. 287 00:13:13,828 --> 00:13:17,331 My desk is now a stripper pole? 288 00:13:17,384 --> 00:13:19,852 We all make mistakes, all right? 289 00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:23,202 You remember l-last year when you messed up my lunch order? 290 00:13:25,636 --> 00:13:27,737 You lost our company! 291 00:13:27,782 --> 00:13:29,916 You don't know what rye bread is! 292 00:13:33,081 --> 00:13:37,618 Warner, you got to get all of this out of here now. 293 00:13:41,199 --> 00:13:44,468 How 'bout a dance, big boy? 294 00:13:46,398 --> 00:13:48,599 Warner, you have got to get everyone except her 295 00:13:48,611 --> 00:13:49,778 out of here right now. 296 00:13:50,825 --> 00:13:53,026 Hey. What-what's your name? 297 00:13:53,038 --> 00:13:55,039 White wine. Yeah, it is. 298 00:13:56,895 --> 00:13:58,596 Hey, 299 00:13:58,639 --> 00:14:02,242 where do you guys keep your cocaine scale? 300 00:14:02,296 --> 00:14:06,867 Johnny, Johnny, we-we got to talk. 301 00:14:06,925 --> 00:14:07,992 Sure thing. 302 00:14:07,998 --> 00:14:09,632 I got an open-door policy. 303 00:14:09,675 --> 00:14:11,442 Unless it's a complaint. 304 00:14:11,452 --> 00:14:13,687 Then I got an open window policy. 305 00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:15,935 Right, fellas? 306 00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:18,182 Oh, they're all out back. Hey, guys, give me an "oh!" 307 00:14:18,194 --> 00:14:20,262 Men: Oh! 308 00:14:21,314 --> 00:14:22,982 Johnny, I... 309 00:14:22,991 --> 00:14:24,925 You-you have to give us back our company, 310 00:14:24,936 --> 00:14:27,404 and-and I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 311 00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:30,954 What exactly are you trying to say? 312 00:14:32,013 --> 00:14:34,748 Look, this-this is our company. 313 00:14:34,764 --> 00:14:36,565 Mine and Eli's. 314 00:14:36,608 --> 00:14:39,243 We never signed a contract with you. 315 00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:41,493 There-there are rules to business, my friend. 316 00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:42,840 Rules. 317 00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:44,782 Now, look, I-I don't want 318 00:14:44,826 --> 00:14:48,496 to scare you, but if you don't give us back our company, 319 00:14:48,516 --> 00:14:50,750 you'll be getting a letter. 320 00:14:52,675 --> 00:14:55,510 Capisce? 321 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,562 I say "capisce" to people. Nobody says "capisce" to me. 322 00:14:58,578 --> 00:14:59,978 Capisce? 323 00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:03,556 No, I don't capisce! Capisce?! 324 00:15:03,610 --> 00:15:06,845 Did you just double-capisce me, you son of a bitch?! 325 00:15:08,473 --> 00:15:12,042 It's time for you to leave, Johnny. 326 00:15:14,108 --> 00:15:16,509 If that's the way you feel. 327 00:15:16,523 --> 00:15:19,425 I appreciate your honesty. 328 00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:25,200 Hey, you know what? 329 00:15:25,210 --> 00:15:27,111 Let's go for a ride. 330 00:15:27,155 --> 00:15:28,155 A ride? 331 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,162 Warner, run! 332 00:15:35,357 --> 00:15:37,224 I can't believe they took my best friend. 333 00:15:37,235 --> 00:15:38,769 I know. 334 00:15:38,778 --> 00:15:41,446 I can't believe you let them. 335 00:15:41,461 --> 00:15:43,729 Let them? What was I supposed to do? 336 00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:45,042 They're bigger than me. 337 00:15:45,084 --> 00:15:46,551 Everybody's bigger than you. 338 00:15:46,559 --> 00:15:48,593 Really? Now? 339 00:15:48,639 --> 00:15:51,974 Okay, I got Johnny's cell phone number. 340 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:55,128 I'm sure we can reason with him. 341 00:15:55,179 --> 00:15:56,313 Johnny (Recorded): This is Johnny. 342 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,620 If you're calling to reason with me, 343 00:15:57,628 --> 00:15:59,629 forget about it. 344 00:16:01,116 --> 00:16:03,951 Well, I don't care if we have to drive down every street 345 00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:06,369 in this city, we're gonna go find him. 346 00:16:06,416 --> 00:16:08,918 Eli, I can tell you where they're going. 347 00:16:14,164 --> 00:16:16,532 We really bonded at that lap dance. 348 00:16:17,719 --> 00:16:21,455 Johnny has a warehouse at the end of Anchor avenue. 349 00:16:21,476 --> 00:16:22,609 I can take you there. 350 00:16:22,616 --> 00:16:24,951 No, white wine, you stay here. 351 00:16:24,997 --> 00:16:26,831 And try to... 352 00:16:26,876 --> 00:16:30,011 Try to get those last two ping-pong balls out, okay? 353 00:16:40,158 --> 00:16:42,426 Hey, did-did I ever tell you that 354 00:16:42,472 --> 00:16:45,941 in High School, I was voted most likely to gladly change my name 355 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,162 and-and move to another country? 356 00:16:52,368 --> 00:16:55,303 This fugacci computer says we're in the ocean. 357 00:16:55,319 --> 00:16:57,587 Oh, yeah, you just have to, uh, uh, download 358 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,667 the-the latest operating system and, uh... 359 00:16:59,679 --> 00:17:02,248 And-and upgrade the interface. 360 00:17:02,295 --> 00:17:05,531 Who are you, bill nye the science squalootz? 361 00:17:05,549 --> 00:17:08,951 (Laughs): That's funny. 362 00:17:09,003 --> 00:17:11,572 Do you mind if I... Do you mind if I try to fix it? 363 00:17:11,587 --> 00:17:13,321 Yeah, okay. 364 00:17:13,331 --> 00:17:14,865 Yeah, let me just, uh... 365 00:17:14,874 --> 00:17:17,175 (Beeping) 366 00:17:17,188 --> 00:17:19,356 A second to reboot. Yeah, there it is. 367 00:17:19,401 --> 00:17:22,069 Hey, you're pretty good at this computer crap. Yeah. 368 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,019 You ever think about starting your own business? 369 00:17:24,064 --> 00:17:28,568 Well, I did, but the, uh... The mafia took it over. 370 00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:31,093 Oh, right, right. Sorry. 371 00:17:31,141 --> 00:17:34,377 Sometimes you forget the reason you're about to whack somebody. 372 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:35,962 Tell me about it. 373 00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:38,973 I've had this string tied around my finger for two months. 374 00:17:38,989 --> 00:17:43,626 Somebody's walking around unstrangled... I don't know. 375 00:17:46,670 --> 00:17:49,505 Eli, what exactly is your plan when we get there? 376 00:17:49,521 --> 00:17:51,389 I don't know. Do you think we can lure them 377 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,867 into a house of mirrors? 378 00:17:52,876 --> 00:17:54,010 (Groans) 379 00:17:54,017 --> 00:17:57,486 Why do I have to come? He's not my son. 380 00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:01,047 Crawford, Johnny's your friend. Mm-hmm. 381 00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:03,261 I mean, you don't think he'd actually hurt Warner, right? 382 00:18:03,307 --> 00:18:05,642 I don't know. You know, Johnny talks big, 383 00:18:05,655 --> 00:18:08,056 but the worst thing I've ever seen him do 384 00:18:08,070 --> 00:18:09,604 is strangle a racehorse. 385 00:18:13,504 --> 00:18:15,838 Nobody insults Johnny Johnny Desalvo Desalvo 386 00:18:15,851 --> 00:18:17,385 and lives to talk about it. 387 00:18:17,394 --> 00:18:18,594 Men: Yeah! 388 00:18:18,602 --> 00:18:21,471 Any last words before you sleep with the fishes? 389 00:18:21,487 --> 00:18:25,190 Eli: Yeah. Let our friend go. 390 00:18:28,631 --> 00:18:32,901 What are you gambrozzis doing here? 391 00:18:32,924 --> 00:18:36,760 Wait, uh, is "gambrozzis" a bad thing? 392 00:18:36,781 --> 00:18:39,783 It's a neutral term. 393 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,801 Okay. Good. 394 00:18:41,812 --> 00:18:43,046 Well, we came for Warner! 395 00:18:43,054 --> 00:18:44,054 Yeah! 396 00:18:45,704 --> 00:18:47,671 Hey, guys. 397 00:18:47,682 --> 00:18:50,050 What are you doing here? Warner! (Exhales) 398 00:18:50,098 --> 00:18:52,032 We thought they were gonna whack you. 399 00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:53,577 Johnny: Yeah, yeah, 400 00:18:53,619 --> 00:18:55,553 we were, but then, uh, chipmunk-head here said 401 00:18:55,564 --> 00:19:00,302 he could hook up my intranet with five-point-oh! 402 00:19:00,361 --> 00:19:02,762 Yeah, these guys were in the stone ages. 403 00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:05,978 Th-this guy here thought Google was a type of bird. 404 00:19:05,995 --> 00:19:07,496 (Laughs) 405 00:19:07,538 --> 00:19:10,507 I-it's true, I did. I don't know. 406 00:19:10,557 --> 00:19:13,092 Wait, if-if you aren't mad at Warner, 407 00:19:13,106 --> 00:19:14,707 then who were you threatening? 408 00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:18,126 Please help me! 409 00:19:20,553 --> 00:19:24,089 Warner hooked up this, uh, new program called skippy. 410 00:19:24,142 --> 00:19:25,642 Skype. 411 00:19:31,319 --> 00:19:32,987 Makes my life so much easier. 412 00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:37,167 Now I can sit around whacking in my pajamas all day. 413 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,670 I got to get a computer. 414 00:19:42,690 --> 00:19:46,359 Wait, Mr. Desalvo, it-it sounds like Warner did you a favor. 415 00:19:46,379 --> 00:19:49,248 Doesn't that mean you owe him one? 416 00:19:49,298 --> 00:19:52,634 I suppose it does, my little lotus blossom. 417 00:19:56,677 --> 00:19:59,445 Warner, you can have your company back. 418 00:19:59,494 --> 00:20:01,495 (Chuckles) 419 00:20:02,881 --> 00:20:05,883 Johnny... 420 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:08,435 You know, beneath all that bluster, 421 00:20:08,449 --> 00:20:09,916 you got a giant heart. 422 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,193 You're a good man, 423 00:20:12,206 --> 00:20:14,374 and I'm proud to call you friend. 424 00:20:15,427 --> 00:20:17,428 Come here. (Chuckles) 425 00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:21,051 Isn't anybody gonna do anything? 426 00:20:21,061 --> 00:20:22,295 Hey! 427 00:20:22,336 --> 00:20:24,404 You bet on the bucks and you lost, you scumbag. 428 00:20:24,415 --> 00:20:25,682 So just sit still, 429 00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:27,958 and somebody will be there to whack you shortly. 430 00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:35,575 (Johnny's voice): Hey, you gambrozzis, 431 00:20:35,618 --> 00:20:37,485 I'm meatball, the talking meatball, 432 00:20:37,496 --> 00:20:39,097 and I'm in a video game. 433 00:20:39,106 --> 00:20:42,074 It's funny, right? 434 00:20:43,131 --> 00:20:44,798 It is kind of funny. 435 00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:47,243 I can't believe this tested higher than any character 436 00:20:47,256 --> 00:20:49,257 we've ever created. 437 00:20:52,052 --> 00:20:55,888 I'll be your consigliere on your journey from bag boy to don. 438 00:20:55,909 --> 00:20:58,745 So grab your whatchamacallit, uh, controller? 439 00:20:58,761 --> 00:21:00,628 My sister's kid could tell you. 440 00:21:00,639 --> 00:21:03,374 All day long with these video game machines. 441 00:21:03,389 --> 00:21:04,923 He's got diabetes. 442 00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:07,934 The good kind, thank God. 443 00:21:09,729 --> 00:21:12,731 And then it basically goes on like that for the next 40 hours. 444 00:21:12,748 --> 00:21:14,348 Wow. 445 00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:16,392 Hey. Where'd you get that fur coat? 446 00:21:16,437 --> 00:21:17,437 Mind your business. 447 00:21:19,389 --> 00:21:21,690 Our place just looks so boring now. 448 00:21:21,737 --> 00:21:23,204 What happened to all the bada-bling? 449 00:21:23,246 --> 00:21:24,246 Yeah, I got rid of it. 450 00:21:24,252 --> 00:21:25,252 All of it? 451 00:21:25,258 --> 00:21:27,393 Every last piece. 452 00:21:27,405 --> 00:21:30,707 (Rock music playing) 453 00:21:38,675 --> 00:21:40,676 (Music ends) 454 00:21:43,874 --> 00:21:46,342 My turn! (Music resumes) 455 00:21:51,230 --> 00:21:55,382 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 456 00:21:55,432 --> 00:21:59,982 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32204

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