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It was supposed to be
a small thing, Lorna.
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It's turning into V Festival.
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Why did you have to invite so many people?
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You agreed to a party, Ken.
Parties require people.
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No. I agreed to a gathering.
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Have it on a Sunday. Cut-off time, 5pm.
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Leave the evening free to watch Coast.
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Don't be such a grinch.
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How often do you get to
have a baby naming day?
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Well, as it's a completely
made up ceremony, I'd say...
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well, whenever you want.
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All right, Dale. You've been gone hours.
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Yeah, just got a lot on my mind.
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Worrying about Ling.
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If she'll ever be in touch again.
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I just... I started running.
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Before I knew it, I was in a
place called Wolverhampton.
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The jewel of the Midlands.
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Oh, poor Dale!
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Anyway, booze, got.
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Snacks, got.
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All we need now is to decide
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who's going to conduct
the baby naming ceremony.
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Oh, Chief Ken, Chief Ken, Chief Ken?
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Something you want to say, Dale?
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Please let me do this for Sid.
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He is the best darn baby
uncle I have ever had
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and I would cherish the
chance to repay him.
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I don't know.
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A lot is expected of the guy
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who does ye olde atheist
baby naming ceremony.
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Oh, what?
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Zoe's coming to the party
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and she's bringing her
new boyfriend from uni.
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Ooh, bit awks.
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Oh, she's playing mind games, the bitch.
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Well, if that's what she wants,
then this player's going to play.
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Oh, God.
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Play, play, play.
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Course you can do it, Dale.
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Ha-ha! Yes!
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I don't know what it is, but
I'm getting started right now!
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I know that car horn.
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Lorna...
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could you tell me why my dad's 1976
Triumph Stag is on the driveway?
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Ken, I might have forgotten to mention...
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I sent an invite to your mum for Sunday.
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Interesting,
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because I did expressly ask you not to.
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Ken, I didn't think she'd come.
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Cooee!
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Oh, Lorna!
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Belinda.
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- You look lovely.
- You, too.
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Kenneth.
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I see you drove Dad's car
all the way from Spain.
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Well, not all the way.
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I had to have a tow through the Pyrenees
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after I blew the oil pump.
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You did what?
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I'm joking, Ken. Oh, God!
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He's always been so easy to wind up.
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And cars are made to be driven.
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Not this one. It is a classic.
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It belongs under a nonstatic tarp,
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only to be viewed by a
select group of men,
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who have equal reverence for its beauty.
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Yes, well...
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I asked Alan and...
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he says he wants me to drive it.
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Well, as long as Dad's
ghost thinks it's OK.
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Thanks for asking him, by the way.
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It always makes things so much clearer.
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Right.
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Now, where are my gorgeous grandchildren?
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Cooee!
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- Oh!
- Nan!
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Oh, hello.
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- Oh, you look amazing!
- You, too. Listen...
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I meant to send you a card when you
got married to that American chap,
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but, you know...
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Also, I meant to send
you a consolation card
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when he fell off that mountain,
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but it slipped my mind.
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Oh! Shouldn't have said slipped.
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Well, the important thing
is you're here now, so...
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Chief Ken? Is this the family matriarch?
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Yes.
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Mum, this is Dale. He's our... nanny.
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Dale, this is my mother, Belinda.
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Oh, Belinda.
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Behold.
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Your step great-grandson.
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Oh, what lovely manners. Hello, Dale.
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And this must be...
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Oh, yes. The big guy.
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Oh!
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What a lovely fat baby!
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Someone won't need a paternity test!
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Well, if he's anything like
Ken, it'll all fall off aged two.
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And come flooding back age 16.
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What are you calling him?
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Sid.
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Oh, no. Bleurgh.
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Sid isn't a name. It's a noise.
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You should call him...
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Horatio.
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Oh, it's a perfect name for a fire sign!
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Lorna, speak to me. Horatio, does it suit?
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- Well, actually...
- We are calling him Sid.
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Well, I shall call him Horatio.
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You can insist on being perverse,
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but there's no reason for
your mum to rise to it.
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Horatio. Horatio.
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Horatio...
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There we go.
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Nice strong brew for you, Belinda.
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- Thanks.
- Kenneth?
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Go on.
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So...
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Mum...
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we should probably talk about the
car, while it's on my driveway.
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You do remember Dad left it to me?
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Your dad said a lot of
things towards the end.
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Once he told me he
regretted ever meeting me,
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and that our marriage was a sham!
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Yeah, well... He did
bequeath it to me, so...
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Oh! Out comes the fancy language.
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Can I at least take it for a drive?
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Absolutely not. Your driving?
You're far too emotional.
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You get yourself all worked up.
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You're behind the wheel,
Next thing you know...
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Just so you know, this
happened once, in 1985.
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.. your car's round a lamppost.
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- It was 1985.
- Well, maybe not a lamppost,
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- but you crashed it.
- It was 1985.
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- You should have seen the state of
the bonnet, after he... - It was 1985.
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IT WAS 1985!
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Bequeath --
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"to hand down or pass on".
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It's a very common word.
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In the 16th century.
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We've had five wonderful
years without her.
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Why couldn't she have just stayed
in Spain, like an ordinary mother?
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Oh, Ken, she is nice.
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I mean, I know she has
her funny ideas, but...
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You know she still calls
those phone lines every day
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to hear her horoscope from Spain.
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Imagine growing up with
a person like that.
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And then there was the...
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- .. singing thing?
- Yes, that thing.
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Look...
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I don't mind Mum being a mentalist,
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if she is not being mental all the time.
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I mean, what was she thinking,
driving that car around?
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Were you one of those kids
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that kept their toys in their
boxes and never played with them?
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It depreciates the value.
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Give her a chance, love.
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Are your eyes still open
and your arms folded?
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No.
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You know, you could at least
let me help you set things up.
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Relax, Belinda! Everything is fine.
It's just so great to have you here.
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Ken's so pleased to have you here.
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Hm, I don't believe that.
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I'm afraid Kenneth will always
be angry with the world.
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There's nothing so sad
as a frustrated artist.
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How is Dad a frustrated artist?
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Oh, in his youth, your
father was a wonderful singer.
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The voice of a little angel.
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I used to take him round all
the local music festivals.
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Ooh, the performances he gave.
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Course, he gave it all up to spite me.
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Please tell me there are videos.
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Ken's Morning Has Broken...
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it would make your spirit soar.
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I would give anything to hear it again.
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Dad!
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Oh, Dad!
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So how come you made it this time?
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We haven't seen you for years, Belinda.
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Well, obviously, to meet Horatio.
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- Sid.
- Whichever.
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The point stands, I came to see my family.
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OK. You can see through me.
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But you have to promise
not to give me away.
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Absolutely.
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I am ace at keeping secrets.
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Well, the real reason is,
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there's something I need to tell Kenneth.
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Oh.
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No. He should know first.
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I need to find the right time. And soon.
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Why? Is there a deadline?
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Well, I suppose there
is the one big deadline.
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And I'm closer to mine than most.
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I'm talking about death, Lorna.
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Yes.
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Yes, I got that.
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(You beauty.)
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These tarot cards are
powerful mystic tools,
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which will reveal secrets known
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only to the gods.
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Oh, spooky.
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Oh, no.
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Not tarot, now, as well.
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- Dale, pay no heed to that nonsense.
- Ssh, Dad!
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We're just getting started.
Go on, Nan. Turn a card over.
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Very well.
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I will turn the first card,
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which is...
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Death! Ha-ha-ha!
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- What?
- Ken, it's not Death.
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It's the Two of Cups.
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Oh, sorry. My mistake.
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What does Two of Cups mean?
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We shall know more when the
next card comes, which is...
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Death!
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- Dad! - Oh, for God's
sake. It's not Death.
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It's another two.
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Snap!
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Oh, Kenneth. I know you've
never believed in my third eye.
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- Not in front of the children,
please, Mother. - Stop it.
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Your scepticism is terribly hurtful.
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I've helped many people.
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Yeah, Dad. Give over.
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Oh, sorry. Whoooo, spooky!
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Go on, Nan.
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So, Two of Cups, Two of Ones...
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Dale, I see a girl.
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And she is pining for you.
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With a love that is pure and undying.
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She has loved you for many months,
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though there have been
obstacles in her path.
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Yeah.
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And she will prevail.
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Yes! Wh.. where? Where is she?
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She is...
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.. to the East.
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Could be Shanghai.
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No, that... That doesn't
sound very likely, Dale.
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I mean, what was that last card?
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The Sun.
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OK, yeah. I see how that's Easty --
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but could it mean somewhere hot?
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Well, it's an interpretation.
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Shanghai is hot.
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Or maybe it could mean that
she's fiery or tans easily?
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Or has a sunny personality.
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I mean, can we be certain
what this really means,
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or if that girl even exists?
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Nothing is certain with the tarot.
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Nothing! All meaningless.
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Ah, cool!
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Well...
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Dale, the ceremony's
tomorrow, shouldn't you be...
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researching?
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- Yeah, should probably do that.
- Yeah! Come on then.
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Thanks, Nan. That was lovely.
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Hello. Yes. Can I speak
to my consultant, please?
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Well, I suppose another one will do.
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Hello. Yes.
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It's cancer.
264
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No, go on.
265
00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:16,310
Tell me what I need to know.
266
00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:19,270
Oh, God, that soon?
267
00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:24,300
Well, yes. I was wondering
about that moon in Aquarius.
268
00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:37,150
- Hi,
- Mom! Hi.
269
00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,590
You liking my props for tomorrow?
270
00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,550
- Yeah. - This ceremony
is going to be so amazing,
271
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,070
Uncle Sid's going to poop himself.
272
00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:43,470
Yeah, well, in all likelihood.
273
00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:46,070
Sorry. You were chanting and, erm...
274
00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:48,430
- and weaving. - That's all
right. Here, come check it out.
275
00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,310
This is a tribal blanket I had to weave.
276
00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:51,950
- Oh.
- Pretty cool.
277
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,870
Yeah, there's so many ceremonies
that name babies around the world,
278
00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,350
and they are all so beautiful,
279
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,550
I figured, why not just
combine them all into one?
280
00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,030
- Oh, right. Like a... like a mashup?
- Yeah, exactly.
281
00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:03,070
Do you mind helping me run through it all?
282
00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,830
Yeah, sure. What you want me to do?
283
00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:06,750
- On the day, it's going
to be me and Sid. - Mm-hm.
284
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,190
So I figured I could be me
285
00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:10,950
- and you could be Sid. - OK. - OK.
286
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,470
What?!
287
00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:15,630
That's amazing!
288
00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:18,070
The only thing is, he's
probably going to be on his back,
289
00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:19,310
waving his arms in the air.
290
00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:20,390
Let's imagine that bit.
291
00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:22,580
All right. Let's do it.
292
00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:30,390
Ken?
293
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,150
Will you do something... for me?
294
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,510
It depends what it is.
295
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,950
First, you have to swear
that you'll do that for me.
296
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,510
It's just a small thing.
297
00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:38,830
All right.
298
00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,270
I swear it.
299
00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:42,310
Take your mother on a
drive tomorrow morning,
300
00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:44,230
before the party.
301
00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:45,830
Make peace with her.
302
00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:47,190
Lorna, you traitor.
303
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,670
That is not a small thing.
304
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,870
Please.
305
00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:52,630
Have some... alone time with her.
306
00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,390
Do it for me.
307
00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:56,190
You can take the... Stagmobile.
308
00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,270
It's called a Stag.
309
00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:58,710
Ken?
310
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:01,100
You won't have her forever.
311
00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,470
'And then...'
312
00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,790
I take the water from the coconut
313
00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:20,190
and sprinkle it on Sid.
314
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,470
- Dale, stop it!
- What?
315
00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:24,460
Dale, give me that!
316
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,270
- OK, OK.
- No, but this is serious.
317
00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,670
Remember, if you mess this
up, I'll be without a name.
318
00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,350
Right. OK, sorry.
319
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,270
- Serious.
- Yes.
320
00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:37,550
Then, I, er...
321
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,270
take the kohl.
322
00:12:39,870 --> 00:12:40,870
OK.
323
00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,670
- Oh.
- And...
324
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,910
I line...
325
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,120
Sid's eyes.
326
00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:50,240
And then your cheeks.
327
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,960
And then, I erm...
328
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,980
.. I feed you honey.
329
00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,630
Oh, just...
330
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,310
Oh.
331
00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:05,830
What next?
332
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,350
I take this corn on the cob and I...
333
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:11,470
rub it all over you.
334
00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:14,390
- Well, I think you've got
it from here. - Yeah? - Yeah.
335
00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:16,580
- OK.
- OK. Thank you.
336
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,670
Yes, very impressive, Mother.
337
00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,750
We could, perhaps, slow down a little, eh?
338
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:32,590
Your father didn't like
driving fast. I always said,
339
00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,550
"Trust the universe, Alan,
340
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,870
"and it will send no pedestrians".
341
00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,790
And it rarely did.
342
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,270
You know, Lorna thinks I'm mean to you.
343
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,710
Oh, soak it up.
344
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:47,030
Your children never forgive you
for falling short of perfection.
345
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,670
Is that what you think?
346
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,510
As a mother, you fall short of perfection?
347
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:55,070
I had hoped this would
be a chance to chat,
348
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,390
have a nice time.
349
00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,190
What do I need to do?
350
00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,750
What will make this a pleasant time,
351
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,910
where we can talk like
a mother and her son?
352
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,960
There is something you could do, actually.
353
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,070
You little cracker.
354
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,990
Like a choir of throaty young beauties.
355
00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,230
No time like the present,
Ken. Time to drive it.
356
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:17,590
Drive on.
357
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,440
Yes, I'm going to. Thank you, Mother.
358
00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:23,670
And...
359
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,670
second gear.
360
00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,350
And indicator, Kenneth.
361
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,750
Where's your indicator?
362
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,910
And...
363
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,310
third gear.
364
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,630
Mother, I am a driver
of 30 years' standing.
365
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:36,350
Don't throw one of your
ridiculous tantrums again --
366
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,910
and use your mirrors.
Your father always said,
367
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,630
"Kenneth is a stranger to mirrors.
368
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,390
"It's a wonder he knows
what he looks like".
369
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:44,830
Eyes on the road.
370
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,070
Can you please stop back-seat driving?
371
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:50,790
Keep calm. You cannot afford
to lose your temper like this.
372
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:53,350
So predictable. When I saw
your horoscope this morning,
373
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,030
I knew you'd be stubborn, stubborn...
374
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,750
I'm not going to let this rile me up.
375
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,870
I am not going to let you get to me.
376
00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:00,910
I'm going to rise above it.
377
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,990
I am going to rise above it.
378
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,380
I am going to rise above it!
379
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:21,870
What the fuck? Back off!
380
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,230
Welcome to the multi-faith
blessing ceremony
381
00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,710
for Uncle Sid Thompson.
382
00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:28,430
Please come in. Take a flower lei.
383
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,310
What's going on?
384
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,910
Well, every religion in the world
385
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,350
has its own way of
welcoming a newborn child.
386
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:40,430
I am taking the most beautiful
blessings from each,
387
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,390
giving them to Sid, so
that every god loves him.
388
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:44,830
Sounds a bit foreign.
389
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,310
Zoe! Oh, I'm so glad you could make it.
390
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:50,030
All right, Dylan? How's
non-university life?
391
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,790
Oh, it's great. Yeah, it's great,
392
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,710
being a real man in the real world.
393
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,150
Did you get my text?
394
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,790
I brought my fit new boyfriend along.
395
00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,190
I hope that's not too upsetting for you.
396
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,230
Max, right?
397
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,510
Put it there, fella.
398
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:05,100
You are very welcome, my friend.
399
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,590
Right, so... who do you guys know?
400
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:09,750
Erm...
401
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,390
Ah! Laura's over there.
402
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,710
She is looking hot. You know Laura?
403
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:16,190
I think you used to be best
friends with her, didn't you?
404
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,470
Yeah. And then you snogged her brother
405
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,920
and she chucked you off
the swimming team. Yeah.
406
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,630
Oh, you so don't want to do this.
407
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,280
Do what, Zoe?
408
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,270
Something awkward for you?
409
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,820
I'll see you around.
410
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,390
Yep.
411
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:38,380
Yep. See you around.
412
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,110
Three packs of sausage rolls I bought.
413
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,030
You ate them before the
guests even arrived.
414
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,030
Lorna, I've had a near-death experience.
415
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,470
My mother tried to kill me.
416
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,270
To be fair, you were driving.
417
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:53,750
She knew what she was doing.
418
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,230
Ken! You should make up with her.
419
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,750
You'd miss her if she was gone.
420
00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:00,030
Yeah... like I'd miss a flushed turd.
421
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:03,150
- Oh, Ken! - Hey, Ken. - Oh, God.
422
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,030
I noticed you ran out of sausage rolls.
423
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,910
Not to worry. When I come to a party,
424
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,670
I bring my own supply...
425
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,190
of bhajis.
426
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:14,670
I have to say, Ken, I am
impressed at the talent.
427
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,320
Who is that?
428
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:19,150
That is my mother.
429
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,630
Oh!
430
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,670
The family resemblance is uncanny.
431
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,520
And, may I say...
432
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,350
.. hubba, hubba.
433
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,110
No, you may not.
434
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,950
Hubba, hubba.
435
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,120
Stop this.
436
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,230
Can't say much for the wine.
437
00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,110
My palate craves a more...
438
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,900
mature vintage.
439
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:04,950
Bhaji, Mrs Thompson?
440
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,830
Are you a friend of Ken's?
441
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,870
- I'm Ken's best friend.
- Oh!
442
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,640
Steve Chance.
443
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,430
GP, but former GP.
444
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,190
Soon to be a dotcom billionaire.
445
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:20,270
Can I ask you a very forward question?
446
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:21,870
Depends what it is.
447
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,830
Was Ken a muscular child?
448
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,550
Belinda, can I just have a quick word?
449
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,940
- I was...
- Sorry, Steve.
450
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:33,910
You really need to tell
your news to Ken, Belinda.
451
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,830
It's not fair to keep him in the dark.
452
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,470
He's obviously furious with me.
453
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:41,270
I think that's why he sent
over that strange Steve man.
454
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,350
Maybe I won't say anything.
455
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,630
No, maybe I'll just slip away quietly.
456
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,110
Oh, you can't do that!
457
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,790
Well, I don't think I'll miss much.
458
00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:53,040
A slow winding down,
some drawn-out goodbyes.
459
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,230
- Hey, Dylan.
- Hey, Zo. You cool?
460
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,750
You're really going to do this?
461
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,630
Pull Laura just to get me?
462
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,510
Zoe! What a thing to say!
463
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:14,150
You bet I am. And I'm
going to enjoy it, too.
464
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,510
You don't even fancy Laura!
465
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,710
Nah, I don't even like her as a person.
466
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,310
But, here's the thing, Zo.
See, you've got to understand.
467
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:24,030
You can't go playing mind games
with the mind games master, yeah?
468
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,110
So, what are we going to call this, then?
469
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,900
A check-a-mate.
470
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,110
Er, Laura...
471
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,870
Hi. Er...
472
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,790
we were just talking about...
473
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,150
someone other than you.
474
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,400
- Dick.
- Er, babe, I...
475
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,640
You are good.
476
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,590
God, you are good.
477
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,400
Ken?
478
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:55,310
Will you please make
peace with your mother?
479
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,990
She is talking about leaving.
480
00:19:57,040 --> 00:20:00,280
Good. She can sod off back to
Spain and choke on a chorizo.
481
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,670
I wasn't meant to say this, but...
482
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:07,870
.. she's dying, Ken.
483
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,630
Dying?
484
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,470
What do you mean?
485
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:12,830
I mean...
486
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,480
she's dying.
487
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:18,070
That must have been what
she came to tell you.
488
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,110
But you were too pig-headed...
489
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,310
to let her in.
490
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:22,750
But...
491
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,870
but she looks so well!
492
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:28,320
She's so very brave, Ken.
493
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,110
Oh, Mum!
494
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,430
Dale?
495
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,550
Can I ask you something?
496
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,400
Sure, Chief Ken.
497
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:41,270
Greetings, everybody. Soon we will
begin the baby naming ceremony.
498
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,470
But, first, Chief Ken would
like to say a few words.
499
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,880
- Yes!
- Whoo!
500
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,630
Thanks. I, erm...
501
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:55,070
I hadn't planned to do this,
so bear with me. Erm...
502
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,390
I just wanted to say that...
503
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,990
sometimes you realise that...
504
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,390
our time is short.
505
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,150
And that the most important thing...
506
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,940
is to make those that we love happy.
507
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,870
This is for you.
508
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:21,150
? Morning has broken
509
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:25,910
? Like the first morning
510
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:31,110
? Blackbird has spoken
511
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:34,710
? Like the first bird... ?
512
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:40,190
? Praise for the singing
513
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:44,110
? Praise for the morning
514
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:48,310
? Praise for the springing
515
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:52,350
? Fresh from the world. ?
516
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:55,910
? Mine is the
517
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:59,190
? Sunlight
518
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:03,790
? Mine is the morning
519
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:08,510
? Born of the one light
520
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:13,870
? Eden saw play
521
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:18,950
? Praise with elation
522
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:24,310
? Praise every morning
523
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:30,550
? God's recreation
524
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,670
? Of the new
525
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:36,520
? Day! ?
526
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,880
Thank you.
527
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,430
That's for you, Mum.
528
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:44,910
Bloody golden!
529
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:46,870
Mum, have you got the
e-mail for dad's office?
530
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,350
Terrible, Ken.
531
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,750
I'm just a friend saying that.
532
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,470
Well, if you knew anything about music,
533
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,430
you'd know it was
actually incredible, so...
534
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:54,880
Bellend.
535
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,630
You were wonderful!
536
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,020
Oh, you did that for me! Oh!
537
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:03,630
Do you feel that wind?
538
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,350
That's Alan.
539
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,270
It feels like a proud wind.
540
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,230
Ladies and gentlemen...
541
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:13,760
Oh!
542
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,030
- Oh!
- Aww!
543
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,710
- Hello, little Sid!
- Look at you!
544
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:23,550
Every culture celebrates
the arrival of a baby
545
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,510
in a different way.
546
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:29,270
The Chinese bless their children
547
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:32,590
with red thread, and, so...
548
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:36,230
I shall take this thread
549
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,950
and tie it in Uncle Sid's hair.
550
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,470
Aww!
551
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,270
I shut you out, Mum.
552
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,590
And that was wrong of me.
553
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,270
Oh, Ken.
554
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,550
- What's got into you?
- In Japan...
555
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,990
- the umbilical cord...
- I just want you to know that...
556
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:51,150
- .. is packaged...
- .. I will miss you.
557
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,870
.. inside a small, wooden box.
558
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,150
.. when you're gone.
559
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:57,390
- Oh, back to Spain? - As we are lacking
an umbilical cord... - No, I mean...
560
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,230
.. we will use a piece of spaghetti.
561
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,790
.. I mean when you die.
562
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,510
A bit morbid, Kenneth.
563
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:04,910
Come on.
564
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,110
I know.
565
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:07,590
Thank you.
566
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:10,230
Lorna told me about your announcement.
567
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,590
I know you're dying.
568
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,150
No, I'm not dying.
569
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,310
What?!
570
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:17,830
- Lorna! - Hindus perform
the ceremony Jatakarma...
571
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:21,680
- Come here! - .. to present
the baby honey at birth.
572
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,310
Mum's not dying!
573
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:26,150
She is.
574
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,230
Aren't you?
575
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,270
I think I would know.
576
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:30,430
Oh, for fuck's sake.
577
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:33,030
Oh, bollocks! The last hour is a void!
578
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,030
I only sang that, cos I
thought you were a goner.
579
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,830
Ken, she had big news.
580
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,230
I heard her talking to her consultant.
581
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,990
My horoscope consultant.
582
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:43,230
Oh, my God.
583
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,750
Oh, yes. That does make sense.
584
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,950
Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you all
585
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,710
by not being terminally ill.
586
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,190
Now for a quick costume change.
587
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,710
Oh, come on, Belinda.
588
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,710
No-one wants you to be TERMINALLY ill.
589
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,630
- You can speak for yourself.
- Anyway, I do have big news.
590
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:58,950
Ssh! Guys!
591
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,670
Dale's worked really hard at this!
592
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,390
Come on. Spit it out.
593
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,510
- Well...
- Come on, Belinda.
594
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,030
- In accordance with Jewish...
- Whatever it is, just tell us!
595
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:09,630
.. I shall perform the bris.
596
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,150
The thing I came to tell you was...
597
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,910
- Hey, Dad. You might want to see this.
- Not now, Dylan.
598
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,560
.. Alan was not your real father.
599
00:25:18,270 --> 00:25:19,270
No, no, Dad, seriously.
600
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,110
I was already pregnant when I met Alan.
601
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,030
What?!
602
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,990
Oh!
603
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:27,590
What just happened?
604
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,470
Dale just circumcised Sid.
605
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,520
- What?!
- Mazeltov!
606
00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:41,960
Bloody hell!
607
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,070
Do you think Uncle Sid will forgive me?
608
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,070
Of course he will!
609
00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:50,150
I mean...
610
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,030
some ladies prefer it, Dale.
611
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,990
- Don't they, Rach?
- Mm-hm.
612
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,070
And the important thing is...
613
00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:58,430
.. did you enjoy your ceremony, Dale?
614
00:25:58,480 --> 00:25:59,510
Did it...
615
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,390
take your mind off things?
616
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,390
It really did.
617
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,350
I just... I've been so in my head
618
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,670
about Ling and China.
619
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:11,070
It's nice to remember
who my real family are.
620
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:12,260
Oh!
621
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:20,470
Nothing.
622
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,550
- Just going for a jog.
- Oh.
623
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,830
- You OK?
- Yeah! Totally fine!
624
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,470
- OK.
- OK.
625
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,390
Oh, yeah.
626
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,910
? I got plenty left
627
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,790
? Stored up in my chest
628
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,080
? I'll top you up
629
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:41,950
? With the taste that I've now forgot
630
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:46,670
? You made a fool of me
631
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,060
? Lover
632
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:55,230
? You made a fool of me
633
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,760
? How funny
634
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,710
? I've been told
635
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:05,470
? I am cold
636
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,230
? And known to sting
637
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,320
? Forgive me, I have sinned. ?
638
00:27:09,370 --> 00:27:13,920
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