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I'm doing this thing where
I only eat sweet potatoes.
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I tried that. I gained 30 pounds.
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Loggins and Messina...
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[Grunts]
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Man: Little help!
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Thanks!
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[Gunshot]
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[Toilet flushes]
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Even though that took
a long time, I was just peeing.
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Now then, Pritikin,
I'm afraid I have some bad news.
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You might want to sit down.
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Your twin brother, Eric,
has been murdered.
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Is he dead?
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I'm afraid so.
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Sir, I am so sorry.
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But I have to leave early today.
I have a dinner.
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Did you like him?
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He was my only twin.
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What happened?
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The treasure.
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God damn it!
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[Screams]
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What is this treasure?
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Is it something from before my time?
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- Or...?
- I'm as in the dark as you are.
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Forget it. It's nothing.
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It's just an ancient legend
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that's haunted my family for years,
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sending us around the globe,
driving us into madness
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in search of unimaginable riches.
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It's not even worth discussing.
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It is interesting.
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I can sense it.
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2,000 years ago,
my great-great-grandfather,
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Cassius Atkins,
was counsel to Julius Caesar.
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When Caesar's wife gave birth
through a hole in her stomach...
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there wasn't a name for this yet...
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Cassius gave her a ride to the hospital,
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and in exchange was
given a great secret.
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The location of an underground vault,
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containing the accumulated
wealth of the Roman Empire.
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The treasure is a myth, Joe,
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just like the joy of parenthood.
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My father, and his father before him,
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threw their lives away looking for it.
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Oh, so that's it then?
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You're just gonna let
your brother's body rot
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in some discount cemetery?
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You don't even want to find out why?
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The S.D.F.'s time is more than money.
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It's lives, it's governments.
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And I am not gonna waste
their talents on this.
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Fine. Forget it.
I'll never mention it again.
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Oh, I almost forgot to give you this.
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We found it on your brother's body.
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Loggins and Messina...
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Never in my life did I think
I'd be holding this in my hand.
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Look. It's the next clue.
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Eric, you did it!
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All right. I'll give you time
to think about this.
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[Tires screech, horn blares]
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Couldn't sleep.
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There's a rattlesnake in my tent.
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What's it all mean?
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Why are we here?
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Well, no one predicted the
plumbing problems in the van.
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I've got this parasite sucking
away my last good years,
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and now I'm gonna run around the globe
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searching for some phantom treasure.
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What about having another child?
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I like you, Scholls,
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but I need a big ass.
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And I mean a big ass.
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I was talking about adopting.
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I've tried and I've tried,
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but no one's too keen on loaning a baby
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to a 45-year-old man with a worm
eating his insides out.
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[Sighs]
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I should just throw this thing
in the fire and be done with it.
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Woman: Have you tried opening it?
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Of course.
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But maybe I should open
it again just to be sure.
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It's a dry-cleaning ticket.
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"Ready by: August 4, 1802."
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[Tent unzips]
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[Urinating]
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This the world's oldest
dry-cleaning shop in America.
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This is where Betsy Ross
cleaned the first flag.
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Where Benjamin Franklin
had his kite mended.
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And where Martha Washington took care
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of George's infamous pit stains.
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Hamilton's vest!
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He never lived to see how many people
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would take photos of themselves
outside of the theater.
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So much history.
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Scholls: What did you say
the ticket number was?
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11.
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I can't believe it.
It's Thomas Jefferson's coat.
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That's the next clue!
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Bonjour, Special Division Force!
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Pierre Cardin!
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Thank you for leading
me on the next step
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of what promises to be
a very exciting treasure hunt.
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Ah, ah, ah, ahhh.
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Give me the coat.
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No way.
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[Blows]
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Are you crazy? Just give it to him.
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Au revoir, S.D.F. Au revoir.
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Damn it!
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It's okay, sir, we'll find him.
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Forget it. It's over.
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Cardin has the clue.
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He has the wrong clue.
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It's not 11. It's I-I,
as in "Invisible Ink."
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A.J., toss me a lemon.
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That's a map of Italy. I know it.
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Scholls, book us three coach tickets
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and one first-class ticket.
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We're heading to Rome.
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Welcome to the Roman catacombs.
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I don't like this.
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It's $5 per text to message America.
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Sir, let go of my hand.
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I'm sorry.
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The Romans would bury their dead in...
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[All scream]
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[Italian accent] Bongiorno!
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Bongiorno.
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Welcome to the Catacombs.
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Fire exits are on either end.
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Please, no flash photography.
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There's something over here.
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[Blows]
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I don't believe it. Caesar's tomb.
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My grandfather spent his whole
life searching for this,
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and here it is, right here in Rome.
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- Here, help me lift it up.
- No! Please!
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The head priest will have my...
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virginity.
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I thought he'd be hotter.
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There's a key in his hand.
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Don't touch, it's 2,000 years ol...
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You dicks!
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Do you realize what you've done?
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[French accent] You have just
given me the next clue!
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Pierre Cardin. Again.
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I certainly hope you are
better at following clues
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than you are at
seeing through disguises.
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I could tell.
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Give me the key
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or I will blast you back to France.
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[Claps hands]
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- My pants!
- My gun!
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- My Little Pony!
- My God!
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This is madness! I'm losing my mind!
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Why are we doing this?!
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Forget it.
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The treasure will tear us apart.
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Let's just get the hell
out of here and go home.
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It isn't the key that matters.
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It's the wood that it's made from.
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Tell me why! I knew to know!
I'm back in!
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Quercus macrocarpa...
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A species of oak tree
that's native only to Montana.
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Find that tree and you'll
find your next clue.
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Pack up, everybody.
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We're heading to whatever
state Montana is in.
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I found something!
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What is this?
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It's a jumble of odd-shaped pieces
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that can fit together to form a picture.
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Some people call it a puzzle,
but I can't figure out why.
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Is this the way to the lookout?
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Nice try, Pierre Cardin.
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Oh, my God!
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You shot me. Someone call 911!
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Hey, there!
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I need backup!
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Send backup!
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- Hi!
- [Gunshot]
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- [Gunshot]
- [Grunts]
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- [Gunshot]
- [Grunts]
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- [Gunshot]
- [Grunts]
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- [Gunshot]
- [Grunts]
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- [Gunshot]
- [Grunts]
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[Gun clicks]
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Sir. Sir, sir.
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Merci beaucoup, Monsieur Atkins.
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The treasure is so close,
I can almost taste it.
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Somebody shoot him!
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Shoot him!
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It's Cardin!
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I'm pretty sure!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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I swore I wouldn't become obsessed.
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And here I am, like every Atkins
that came before me.
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Broken and hopeless.
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Mission's cancelled.
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I'll see everybody here
tomorrow at 10:00 A.M.
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We're going undercover
at a slaughterhouse,
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so wear old clothes.
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Wait.
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Take a look at this map.
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Name all the states
where we've had mission.
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Let's see...
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Iowa...
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Wyoming...
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Texas...
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Oklahoma, North Dakota...
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Arkansas, Missouri...
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What do all these places have in common?
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Oh, my God.
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Every state we've visited is
part of the Louisiana Purchase.
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Now, who knows what
the Louisiana Purchase is?
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The acquisition of land from France
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by Thomas Jefferson in 1803
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that nearly doubled
the territory of the U.S.
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Sorry I'm late. My dinner ran long.
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Oh, my God.
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The French are trying
to take their land back.
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That's why Cardin
snuck into the country.
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The Romans knew long ago
that land was the only key
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to power, as well as large armies.
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The French realized too late.
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The treasure is their former land.
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And they want it back.
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Damn it, if we only had that puzzle.
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We don't need it.
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Cardin got the puzzle,
but I got the lid.
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2,000 pieces?
Now I'm glad we didn't get it.
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That building look familiar?
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The National Archives
in Washington, D.C.
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That's where America's most
important documents are kept,
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including the Louisiana Purchase.
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If France gets the deed,
they get the property.
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Is that how land works?
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Yes, that's exactly how it works.
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Wow.
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Cardin is gonna steal the deed
to the Louisiana Purchase.
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No, he's not.
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We are.
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Scholls: The deed to
the Louisiana Purchase
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is stored in the National
Archives in Washington, D.C.
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It is kept under state-
of-the-art security measures.
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The vault is protected
by a motion-sensing laser grid,
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biometric denial systems,
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and a 10-inch-thick steel-plated door
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that can sustain
a 50-megaton nuclear blast.
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Fortunately for us,
there's a luncheon today
273
00:14:41,826 --> 00:14:43,569
celebrating the Twentieth Amendment,
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the one that changes
the start date of the president
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from March 4th to January 20th.
276
00:14:47,830 --> 00:14:50,042
So the guards will
have their hands full.
277
00:14:50,916 --> 00:14:52,702
And that's when we make our move.
278
00:14:52,704 --> 00:14:55,770
But be aware that Pierre Cardin
also has this information
279
00:14:56,108 --> 00:14:59,054
and will stop at nothing to
capture the deed before we do,
280
00:14:59,055 --> 00:15:00,647
thus raising the tension.
281
00:15:02,036 --> 00:15:03,571
Charo, what's your 20?
282
00:15:03,572 --> 00:15:05,096
Passing through security.
283
00:15:05,097 --> 00:15:07,104
Is it okay if I don't
put my baby through?
284
00:15:07,105 --> 00:15:08,160
Go ahead.
285
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:12,964
- I'm in.
- I know.
286
00:15:13,574 --> 00:15:14,528
Have fun.
287
00:15:16,128 --> 00:15:22,264
288
00:15:22,266 --> 00:15:28,404
289
00:15:28,406 --> 00:15:30,218
Sir, I need eyes and ears.
290
00:15:30,349 --> 00:15:32,082
Young Boy on Radio: Are you a girl?
291
00:15:32,410 --> 00:15:33,676
Clear this channel.
292
00:15:33,678 --> 00:15:35,233
This is a law-enforcement operation.
293
00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:36,546
Do you wear a bra?
294
00:15:36,548 --> 00:15:38,304
Yes. Now clear this channel.
295
00:15:38,744 --> 00:15:40,073
Sir, what's going on?
296
00:15:40,074 --> 00:15:41,394
Sorry, I got held up.
297
00:15:41,395 --> 00:15:42,968
Something's going on
with the shrimp today.
298
00:15:42,969 --> 00:15:45,221
[Retches]
299
00:15:45,223 --> 00:15:47,223
Cardin, what's your E.T.A?
300
00:15:47,653 --> 00:15:49,159
5, 10 minutes tops.
301
00:15:49,161 --> 00:15:52,028
Charo, we got to get past
that biometric denial system.
302
00:15:52,030 --> 00:15:54,018
Where are we on that thumbprint?
303
00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:54,959
I'm on it.
304
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,317
May I take that from you?
305
00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:04,694
Chief, where you at?
306
00:16:04,695 --> 00:16:05,768
I'm almost there.
307
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:07,829
In position.
308
00:16:08,906 --> 00:16:10,294
Charo, execute.
309
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:15,939
The pearl is in the river.
310
00:16:20,058 --> 00:16:21,525
The Baptist is in the water.
311
00:16:25,864 --> 00:16:27,388
Atkins just fingered me.
312
00:16:27,665 --> 00:16:28,782
Let's move.
313
00:16:28,783 --> 00:16:35,986
[Grunting, guns rattling]
314
00:16:35,987 --> 00:16:37,740
Damn it, Chief.
I need to see what's going on.
315
00:16:37,742 --> 00:16:39,663
You got to tie me
into the security system.
316
00:16:39,664 --> 00:16:41,544
- I got a situation here.
- [Retching]
317
00:16:41,546 --> 00:16:43,104
It is all hands on deck.
318
00:16:44,148 --> 00:16:46,616
[Static]
319
00:16:46,618 --> 00:16:47,930
Never mind, I got it.
320
00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:57,960
321
00:16:57,962 --> 00:17:07,303
322
00:17:07,305 --> 00:17:08,783
Ahh.
323
00:17:11,576 --> 00:17:13,391
[Beeping]
324
00:17:14,512 --> 00:17:15,645
[Buzzer]
325
00:17:15,647 --> 00:17:16,813
Access denied?
326
00:17:17,195 --> 00:17:18,328
Scholls, what the hell?
327
00:17:18,450 --> 00:17:20,357
I don't understand. It should work.
328
00:17:20,551 --> 00:17:22,285
Charo, are you sure
you got the right thumb?
329
00:17:22,454 --> 00:17:24,852
Charo: No, I got the left thumb.
Isn't that the right thumb?
330
00:17:24,853 --> 00:17:26,209
No, the right thumb is the right thumb.
331
00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:27,039
Damn it.
332
00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:29,955
He's at the door to the vault room.
333
00:17:29,956 --> 00:17:31,261
You got to think of something.
334
00:17:31,263 --> 00:17:32,487
I'm gonna blow it.
335
00:17:33,265 --> 00:17:38,468
336
00:17:38,470 --> 00:17:43,168
337
00:17:43,318 --> 00:17:44,245
[Firecracker pops]
338
00:17:46,010 --> 00:17:48,678
I'm in. Chief, kill the power.
339
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,589
In three, two, one...
340
00:17:52,232 --> 00:17:57,309
341
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,246
[Grunts]
342
00:17:59,491 --> 00:18:01,023
Hey, sorry I'm late.
343
00:18:01,025 --> 00:18:02,252
The back door of the vault was locked
344
00:18:02,253 --> 00:18:03,759
and the locksmith took forever.
345
00:18:03,761 --> 00:18:06,140
Let's get moving. Cardin's on top of us.
346
00:18:09,190 --> 00:18:10,709
Here we go. Here we go.
347
00:18:12,472 --> 00:18:14,236
The Declaration of Independence.
348
00:18:14,238 --> 00:18:18,049
13 colonies embark on a daring
experiment towards democracy.
349
00:18:18,977 --> 00:18:20,144
[Sighs]
350
00:18:20,712 --> 00:18:23,179
[Shredder whirrs]
351
00:18:23,181 --> 00:18:24,451
[Gasps]
352
00:18:24,452 --> 00:18:27,351
John Nance Garner's unpublished memoir?
353
00:18:27,352 --> 00:18:28,172
Wow.
354
00:18:29,090 --> 00:18:31,121
In his first election,
he ran against a woman
355
00:18:31,123 --> 00:18:32,982
who would then become his wife.
356
00:18:33,066 --> 00:18:34,556
This is astounding.
357
00:18:36,087 --> 00:18:37,860
[Fire crackling]
358
00:18:37,862 --> 00:18:38,995
Oh, here it is.
359
00:18:38,997 --> 00:18:41,855
Here it is. The Louisiana Purchase.
360
00:18:41,856 --> 00:18:43,637
Wow. This was a bad deal.
361
00:18:43,935 --> 00:18:46,268
Okay, let's get out of here
before Cardin shows up.
362
00:18:46,270 --> 00:18:52,742
363
00:18:52,744 --> 00:18:56,179
It's over, Tribeca. C'est fini.
364
00:18:58,969 --> 00:19:00,301
Everybody freeze.
365
00:19:00,485 --> 00:19:03,820
For the first time in my life,
sir, I'm glad to see you.
366
00:19:03,822 --> 00:19:05,755
I'm glad to see you too, Tribeca.
367
00:19:05,757 --> 00:19:08,558
Now arrest her, and her little son too.
368
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,415
What? What are you talking about?
369
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:12,199
Cardin is right there. Grab him.
370
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,764
Pierre is a French diplomat.
He has diplomatic immunity.
371
00:19:14,766 --> 00:19:17,167
You're wrong! He's French Intelligence.
372
00:19:17,169 --> 00:19:20,036
And he's trying to steal
the Louisiana Purchase.
373
00:19:20,038 --> 00:19:21,504
Well, that's an interesting analysis
374
00:19:21,506 --> 00:19:24,040
coming from someone holding
the Louisiana Purchase.
375
00:19:24,042 --> 00:19:27,210
After having illegally broken
into the National Archives.
376
00:19:30,448 --> 00:19:31,336
Mom?
377
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:32,526
It's a setup.
378
00:19:33,317 --> 00:19:35,651
I knew you were a crook
the minute you threw me in jail.
379
00:19:35,653 --> 00:19:38,295
Are you insane? It's eight against two.
380
00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:46,062
Make that eight against six.
381
00:19:46,064 --> 00:19:47,897
Make that nine against five.
382
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,884
I still like our odds.
383
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,342
That goes double for me.
384
00:19:53,405 --> 00:19:55,559
I'm afraid it's 12 against 2.
385
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,959
Sir? What the hell is going on?
386
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,341
It's over, Tribeca.
387
00:19:59,343 --> 00:20:02,601
Put your weapon down
and drop the Purchase.
388
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:05,668
It's 13 against one, sir.
A.J.'s with us.
389
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:06,949
Right, honey?
390
00:20:06,951 --> 00:20:08,858
Actually, I'm with her.
391
00:20:09,193 --> 00:20:10,260
And her.
392
00:20:10,422 --> 00:20:11,754
It doesn't matter.
393
00:20:11,756 --> 00:20:16,202
Drop your weapons
and give us the Purchase.
394
00:20:16,628 --> 00:20:17,441
Gladly.
395
00:20:19,764 --> 00:20:25,635
[Echoing] Nooooo!
396
00:20:25,637 --> 00:20:32,508
397
00:20:32,510 --> 00:20:38,709
398
00:20:38,784 --> 00:20:40,250
Cardin is gone!
399
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:49,926
400
00:20:49,928 --> 00:20:56,672
401
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:59,891
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