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Yes.

(BIG BROTHER THEME MUSIC BEGINS PLAYING)

You see, Judy, I knew it.

I knew I smelled pizza.

Oh, Harry, you've got the nose
of a much younger man.

Honey, why didn't you knock on our door

and let us know you were home?

Because I'm excited to eat pizza

and watch Big Brother alone.

You know, see if I could
do it without help.

Son, we hear you loud and clear

Good. Okay...

What's Big Brother?

Is it up our alley?

MAN (OVER PHONE):
Harry, you still there?

Oh, oh, it's Fred Bernstein.

I'm phone-facing him.

We're still here, Fred.

We had dinner tonight
with Fred and Marsha.

(MOUTHING WORDS)

We told them that you were
in the new animated movie,

and they want to hear the voice.

Mom, I'm not in the movie.

They just wanted me to audition,

and I have decided not to.

Why not? Because it's a silly cartoon,

I'm getting a lot of auditions,

and I'm trying to be selective.

So you're selecting unemployment?

I think this one's a winner. Fred,

it's like the movie Cars,

but with shoes.

Go ahead, Josh, be the shoe.

You guys aren't gonna leave
until I do the voice, are you?

And even then, who knows?

Right. All right.

Hi, Fred and Marsha.

I'm gonna assume you guys are there,

even though all I see is ceiling fan.

- There he is.
- Welcome home, Josh.

Hi, guys. So I'm up
for the part of Lorenzo,

an Italian loafer, and in this scene,

he's trying to win
the heart of Sandy, a sandal.

(LAUGHING)

- So many levels.
- Yeah.

And I say to her...

(ITALIAN ACCENT): �Sandy,
I know we come-a from different closets,

but I believe we can
become a pair of sole-mates.�

Okay, show's over. Bye.

When you book this gig,
I'm gonna send out

a brag-blast e-mail.

Dad, do you have to send
a giant group e-mail

every time I'm in something?

I'm a proud father.

It's a more efficient way

of making our friends jealous.

Marsha didn't look jealous,
she just looked shocked.

No, that was her face lift.

MARSHA (ON PHONE): I'm still here.

Oh, geez...

Looking lovely, as always.

- They are so annoying.
- FRED: Still here!

Oh, my God! Harry, turn it off.

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I did like Big Brother.

It was up our alley.

And wasn't the pizza delicious, Harry?

Oh, yes, it was.

I'll have to take your word for it,

but I'm glad you enjoyed my dinner.

Come on, Harry, we got to send out

your new brag-blast.

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

Guys, you are not gonna believe this.

Andrew, tell them.

I am gonna be on TV tomorrow.

- What?
- EVE: That's right.

My man performed a ground-breaking

heart surgery last week,

and he's been invited to talk about it

on Wake Up New York City.

I love that show.

Cathy and Chip make me feel

like I'm a part of their family.

Dude, that's awesome.

JUDY: Very nice.

And Josh is in the new shoe movie.

- It's like Cars.
- Yeah.

Okay, guys, we'll see you later.

What the heck?

They barely reacted to your news.

Why do they always make
such a bigger deal

about Josh's stuff than yours?

It's probably because
he was born six weeks early

and had to be in an incubator.

- Ugh, what a weasel move.
- Yeah.

�Weasel move�? I spent
eight weeks in the ICU.

Yeah, Josh, we all see you.

It's just 'cause
what Josh does is public.

My parents can't bring
their friends into the OR

to watch me perform surgery.

No, but they can show them

your TV interview.

I mean, if you do well,
that's totally something

they'd want to share with their friends.

What do you mean if I do well?

Being on TV isn't that easy, bro.

It can't be that hard.
Case in point, you do it.

Ooh... All right, big shot,

let's pretend I'm the host.

Just tell me all about the procedure.

And we're live in three, two, one, go.

Well, Cathy, uh...

what is unique about this procedure

is that normally, when
you enter the thoracic cavity,

normally you go through the... Babe?

- What's with the hands?
- What do you mean?

You look like a T-Rex trying
to give someone a back rub.

No, I don't.

Yeah, you do. Try it again.

Okay, uh, what is unique
about this procedure is...

Oh, my God.

What am I doing with my hands?

- Relax, I can help you.
- Fine.

Okay, first off, put your hands
together like this.

Great. All right, now get on your knees

and say, Pretty please,
I can't do this without you.

So let me write you
this prescription, New York,

it all starts with a healthy heart.

- (ALL TALKING AT ONCE)
- HARRY: The camera loves you!

Guys, guys, stop. Go one at a time

so I can bathe in each compliment.

Josh, go.

You didn't move your hands at all,

and you totally nailed
the catchphrase I gave you.

Well, it was the way
I said it more than the words.

Someone else go.

You were perfect, and
it's true what they say...

The camera does add
ten pounds of handsome.

HARRY: Eve, rewind it for us.

I want to watch again.

Go all the way back to Cathy and Chip

cooking that giant pancake.

- Soak it in, buddy. you deserve it.
- (PHONE RINGS)

It's Fred Bernstein.

Hiya, Fred.

You saw Andrew on TV?

Well, of course.

He'd be happy to take a look
at your back moles.

Fred wants to phone-face.

It'd be rude to say no to a fan.

Hey, take off your shirt,
big guy, show me what you got.

Thank you for helping Andrew.

Believe me, happy to do it.

Eve, do you always entertain

a group this large without snacks?

They're all yours. Enjoy.

I'm free.

Hell yeah!

Hey, guys.

Hey, Josh. Yo,

your brother was amazing on
that morning show yesterday.

I know. And because of that,

my parents were at his place all night.

Which means I got to eat my pizza

and watch TV in peace.

Do you guys have any idea
how exciting that is?

Yes, because I'm 12.

Okay. Yo, you know, I always knew that

Andrew was a gifted surgeon,

but who knew he was a TV star?

I did. He has an intangible star quality

that you're either born with
or die trying to attain.

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Guys, he did one little
appearance on a talk show.

Hey, that's how Dr. Oz got his start.

Now the man flies a private jet

just to buy milk.

I think you guys are getting

a little carried away here.

Andrew is not Dr. Oz.

- You're right. You're right.
- Okay.

Hey, do you think Andrew likes me?

I just get a bit of a hot-cold vibe.

No idea. All I know is

I've got a quiet, empty apartment.

So I'm gonna go take advantage of that

before Andrew's 15 minutes
of fame are up.

Okay.

But can you tell Andrew I say hey?

No, actually, don't. Don't do that.

Make me look needy.

Just tell him I said �what up?�

(MAN GROANS ON TV)

Knock-knock, don't care. Where is he?

Where's my star doctor son?

Ira Colbern has a knee rash
he wants to show him.

Oh, uh, Andrew's not here right now,

but I'm also a doctor... I can help.

Oh, that's a sweet offer, darling,

but he wants to see a real doctor.

You know, one who's on TV.

We'll call you back.

So, I'll send Andrew over
as soon as he gets home.

Oh, we don't want to bother you.
We'll wait here.

Sure.

What are you watching?

It's a compilation of people
getting hurt in funny ways.

Helps me unwind.

In my day, we read
something called books.

HARRY: Eve...

why don't you have the ingredients

for a Cobb salad?

I don't know, but
can you please keep it down?

The baby's sleeping.

(BABY CRYING)

I can't hear you, the baby's crying.

Eve, you gonna take care of your son,

or do you need to see
more innocent people

getting kicked in the groin?

(BABY CRYING)

(MAN GRUNTS)

Oh, right in the nuts.

(MAN GROANS ON TV)

(LAUGHING)

I get it now.

(EXCITED CHATTER NEXT DOOR)

Hey... I'm so proud.

Wow... what's going on?

Huge news!

The response to your
brother's TV interview was...

Go ahead, tell him...

- Uh...
- So amazing.

That they want him to do
a regular segment.

- Tell him the rest.
- The best par...

Twice a week!

Yep. Judy and Harry were so excited

they woke Wyatt up
for the third time today.

(CHUCKLES) Wow. I mean,
twice a week, huh?

That's more than your show was on.

Yeah, seriously, who saw that coming?

Well, my show was an hour
during prime time

on a real network.

Aw, you're so cute

when you're super jealous of me.

I'm not jealous, and don't forget

I'm the one who helped you.

Oh, right, yeah, you're
the one who helped me

dominate med school, become the youngest

cardiothoracic fellow in Manhattan,

and maintain a wrinkle-free face
in a high-pressure profession.

Boys, stop it. We all know where

that skin came from.

I can't believe we have two
TV stars in the family.

Well, one current and one former, right?

I'm still a TV star.

Blind Cop just started airing in Bosnia.

Bosnia?

Haven't those people
been through enough?

All right, I'm...

- There he is, the star of the building.
- Oh, stop.

No, I'm talking to this
tall glass of famous.

What up, Dr. A?

Yo, I saw your segment today,

and I'll be damned if you didn't make

spider veins sound sexy.

I like you.

I knew it! Hey, hey, hey,

let me get those for you.

I want to see what famous people eat.

Yeah, hey, listen, I changed my mind

about that shoes movie.

I'm gonna audition for the voice
of the Italian loafer,

(ITALIAN ACCENT):
and I'm-a gonna crush it!

I wonder if Dr. Oz has
a less successful brother.

(ITALIAN ACCENT): You went one
step too far, Dr. Martens.

And that is why you will always be

my arch nemesis.

That was great, Josh.

You really embodied
the spirit of Lorenzo.

Well, when the shoe fits.

And, uh, it fit pretty well, right?

Absolutely. That was fantastic.

So...?

So... thank you.

No problem, no problem.

I, uh, I guess I'll be hearing from you.

Maybe.

Cool, cool, cool.

I get that you can't tell me,
but gun to your head,

if you had to say...

I really can't say.

And you don't have a gun, do you?

Of course not, of course not.

Put it this way, if it were
up to me, you'd get it.

Is it up to you?

No, not at all.

Oh. Thank you.

Hey, guess what?

I just had one of the best
movie auditions of my life.

Whoop-de-doo.

What's wrong with you?

Your parents won't leave.
They never leave.

They just sit there and wait
for Andrew to come home.

Your father scratches his parts

and tugs at his things
like I'm not even there.

This isn't even garbage, Josh.

It's groceries that I just bought

that I'm now pretending to throw out

just to get a break from your parents.

I feel your pain, but I don't miss it.

I hope you get the movie.

That would get your parents
back over to your place.

Yeah, I guess it would,
but I still want it.

- (LAUGHS)
- Bye-bye.

Harry, get your hands out of your pants.

I have some exciting news.

Congratulations, Josh.

Eve told us you got the shoe movie.

- She did?
- She did.

Why did she do that?

Because she knew they'd
want to come in here

and celebrate right away.

And of course we would.

They're all yours. Enjoy.

See ya!

Look, Mom, Dad,

the truth is, I...

Hey, guys, what's going on in here?

What the hell is that?

Someone in my fan club made it.

Wow, a fan club!

Yeah, they call themselves Fandrews.

And it is straight-up
Fandrewmonium out there.

What about you, Josh?

Have the reviews come in from Bosnia?

He doesn't care about that.

He just got the part in the shoe movie.

He did?

Uh-huh.

This calls for a celebratory dinner.

Absolutely. Look at my two
beautiful boys doing so well.

I'm so proud of myself as a mother.

This is a big night for us.

We're celebrating
our two brilliant sons.

Absolutely. No matter how
accomplished they are,

they still make time for their parents.

(CELL PHONE BUZZES)

Ooh, uh, excuse me, guys.

Hey, what's up?

Oh, God, no.

What?

Okay, thanks.

I didn't get the part.

They're giving it to James Franco.

Oh, I love him.

Yes, that's why I'm telling you

because I know you're a fan.

Thanks to your lie,
I'm now a total fraud.

Maybe it won't come up.

- How could it not come up?!
- Shh.

It's the entire reason
we're having the dinner.

I'd like to propose a toast.

To our wonderful...

Thank you, Harry.

I still remember the magical night

when you two boys came into this world.

Joshie,

when the nurses came by
to see your adorable little body

wrapped in a tangle
of wires and machines

they'd say,
�You're one lucky little boy,�

to have such a strong mother.

And then, Andrew,

born the size of a two-year-old.

With a full set of teeth.

The doctor took one
look at you and said,

"It's a miracle your mother
survived your birth"

To our boys.

Guys, I need to tell you something.

Oh, look who's here. Ellie Zimmerman.

She's always bragging

about her son and his hedge fund.

My news is gonna kill her. What a night.

I'm gonna invite her over. Yoo-hoo!

Eleanor!

Mom, stop.

I didn't get the part.

HARRY: Oh.

What?

They gave it to James Franco.

Oh, you love him.

I do.

But I thought you already got it.

- Eve said...
- Yes, she did.

She said that because...

Because you haven't left our
apartment in over a week.

I just needed a break.

A little of you goes a long way.

Thank you, darling.

Joshie, why did you lie?

I mean, Eve lying, sure,
who's surprised by that,

but you?

I don't know, I just...

(SIGHS)

I'm supposed to be the TV guy
and you're the doctor.

And now all of a sudden
you're on TV every week...

Twice a week.

And shoving it in my face like that

and I just wanted something
to shove back.

So typical. You couldn't let me

have the spotlight for two seconds.

You wouldn't even be in the spotlight

if I hadn't helped you.

Maybe you should've helped yourself.

Then you would've gotten the job
of a talking flip-flop.

It wasn't a flip-flop.

It was a loafer and he was
100% Italian leather.

Well, they went with 100% James Franco.

I can't wait to take Wyatt to see it.

(ITALIAN ACCENT): He's-a gonna love it!

�Hi, Cathy. I'm Dr. Weird Hands.

Welcome to Jurassic Hospital.�

- Doctor stuff. I'm a doctor.
- I don't talk like that. Nice hair.

Boys, boys, boys, stop it.

Please, stop.

Doesn't matter, Harry.

Ellie Zimmerman's already seen it.

- (GRUNTS)
- (GRUNTS)

You got something to say to me?

No. You got something to say to me?

Nope.

Ow! My doctor hands!

Oh, God, Andrew, I'm so sorry.

Ha-ha, you said it first.

You know what, I actually am sorry.

You're my brother

and I wasn't happy for you.

I mean, something is wrong with me.

I'm, like, a terrible person.

There's nothing wrong with you.

When good stuff happens to you,
I'm not always happy.

Oh, come on. You're just saying
that to make me feel better.

No, bro.

When you booked Blind Cop,

I wolfed down an entire sheet cake.

Really?

Big time.

And when it got cancelled,

let's just say nine months
later, you had a nephew.

Do you remember when we were little

and we went up to visit
Uncle Pete in Syracuse

and you beat me in that swimming race?

Yeah, yeah, I was so
tired I almost drowned.

I tried to drown you.

No. No, you saved me.

No. I held you under.

(LAUGHS) That's hysterical.

Why? Why do you think we're like this?

It's probably 'cause every time

something great happened to you,

Mom would force me to celebrate it.

Yeah, yeah, she did that to me, too.

Do you remember, she used
to put both our report cards

on the refrigerator
so we always had to see

how well the other one was doing?

Yes, yes.

Good evening.

This is all your fault.

Yeah, we're on to you, lady.

Yeah, you're the reason
we're so competitive.

All the newspaper clippings.

And his good reviews.

And the report cards
taped on the fridge.

Why would you do that?

Let me ask you something.

What happened when you saw

your brother's report
card next to yours?

I got mad 'cause his was better.

Uh-huh.

And what did you do?

I got straight As the next semester.

And what did you do?

Worked even harder the semester
after that and crushed it.

So now I have a brilliant doctor
and a gifted actor.

Was there something you boys
wanted to say to me?

- Thank you, Mom.
- Sorry, Mom.

Now, here's an article
on Ellie Zimmerman's son.

I want him outdone by Mother's Day.

Now, here's an article
on Ellie Zimmerman's son.

Josh has huge news.

Go ahead, tell him.

- Well, I...
- Oh, he got a call

from the casting director
of the shoe movie.

- Go ahead, tell him what she said.
- She said that...

James Franco doesn't want to do it,

so they gave the part to your brother.

He's gonna be

an Italian loafer, coming
to a theater near you.

I have to go and help your
father with a brag-blast.

Very exciting.

Congrats, bro. That's awesome.

Thanks, man, but I couldn't have done it

if you hadn't been so awesome first.

You good?

Ah, not really.

They cancelled my TV segment.

Apparently, Chip felt threatened
by my chemistry with Cathy.

Oh, man, I'm so sorry to hear that.

That's... ugh.

Terrible.

Are you smiling?

- No, this is terrible.
- Yes, you are.

What do you... You are
totally smiling right now.

I am not smiling.
This is hard for both of us.

You are seriously loving this right now.

I really am. I am.

(SIGHS)

But I want to say...

I'm always rooting for you to do well.

Just not better than me.

Right back at you, bro.

Hey, where's your, uh, Fandrew cutout?

Oh, I found a really good home for him.

So, you want to go clubbing tonight

or just chill at my place?

Cool. Clubbing it is. Let's go.

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