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You're all sweaty. 10 00:01:35,973 --> 00:01:37,061 What ya lookin' for? 11 00:01:38,497 --> 00:01:40,108 My skull lighter. 12 00:01:40,151 --> 00:01:43,807 I swear, if it's missing, I'll slit my wrists! 13 00:01:43,849 --> 00:01:47,289 Ooh, now that would be a great loss to the human race. 14 00:01:48,464 --> 00:01:50,640 Sit and spin. 15 00:01:58,953 --> 00:02:01,868 That guy has the intelligence of a stool sample. 16 00:02:03,218 --> 00:02:03,914 He's okay. 17 00:02:07,831 --> 00:02:09,572 I think he's got brain damage. 18 00:02:10,616 --> 00:02:11,139 But he's okay. 19 00:02:15,099 --> 00:02:16,622 This place is so fucking boring. 20 00:02:16,666 --> 00:02:18,624 I wish someone would burn it to the ground. 21 00:02:21,192 --> 00:02:22,715 Can we just get the fuck outta here? 22 00:02:24,326 --> 00:02:29,331 Okay. 23 00:02:30,245 --> 00:02:32,421 Wanna go to Heaven? 24 00:02:45,347 --> 00:02:46,826 Go ahead and stick it inside. 25 00:02:50,439 --> 00:02:52,571 Jordan, put your dick in me! 26 00:02:54,095 --> 00:02:58,621 I'm trying. 27 00:03:09,414 --> 00:03:09,980 I'm sorry. 28 00:03:11,677 --> 00:03:13,070 I just... 29 00:03:13,114 --> 00:03:14,593 What? 30 00:03:26,997 --> 00:03:29,086 I'm afraid of catching AIDS. 31 00:03:31,088 --> 00:03:33,264 But we're both virgins. 32 00:03:47,887 --> 00:03:50,281 Where's the fuckin' cigarettes? 33 00:04:03,555 --> 00:04:04,774 I dunno what it is, 34 00:04:04,817 --> 00:04:07,081 but, I feel really weird tonight, 35 00:04:09,648 --> 00:04:11,085 like something's gonna happen 36 00:04:12,521 --> 00:04:13,087 Me too. 37 00:04:16,612 --> 00:04:17,221 Hey, Amy. 38 00:04:18,875 --> 00:04:20,094 Do you love me? 39 00:04:21,747 --> 00:04:22,966 Yeah, totally. 40 00:04:24,794 --> 00:04:25,577 Why? 41 00:04:27,405 --> 00:04:27,971 It's just... 42 00:04:29,451 --> 00:04:31,322 "I love you" can mean a lot of things, 43 00:04:31,366 --> 00:04:34,368 like, "You'll do till someone better comes along," 44 00:04:34,412 --> 00:04:39,025 or, "I can't describe how I really feel, 45 00:04:39,069 --> 00:04:40,636 but I know I'm supposed to say this," 46 00:04:43,073 --> 00:04:46,859 or, "Shut up! I'm watching TV." 47 00:04:47,947 --> 00:04:48,731 Are you stoned? 48 00:04:56,739 --> 00:04:59,002 I think sometimes this city is sucking away my soul. 49 00:05:00,786 --> 00:05:03,876 Like, yesterday I was stuck in this humongous traffic jam 50 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:05,139 on the 405 freeway 51 00:05:07,010 --> 00:05:08,794 and I just couldn't wait to get to the dead bodies 52 00:05:08,838 --> 00:05:10,318 lying there on the bloody asphalt. 53 00:05:12,146 --> 00:05:15,279 All I cared about was getting out and moving again. 54 00:05:16,498 --> 00:05:17,063 I know. 55 00:05:18,804 --> 00:05:22,068 I feel like a gerbil smothering in Richard Gere's butthole. 56 00:05:34,124 --> 00:05:36,344 There just is no place for us in this world. 57 00:05:43,089 --> 00:05:44,526 Hey, get off my fucking car! 58 00:05:47,050 --> 00:05:48,225 Wake up, cocksucker! 59 00:05:48,269 --> 00:05:49,400 It's time to die! 60 00:05:54,231 --> 00:05:55,624 Yo, bitch, would you just go? 61 00:05:55,666 --> 00:05:56,973 Go! 62 00:05:57,016 --> 00:05:59,454 Get your fucking hands off my car! 63 00:05:59,497 --> 00:06:01,412 Goddamn motherfucker! 64 00:06:08,811 --> 00:06:11,117 I swear, if there is one dent in the door, 65 00:06:11,161 --> 00:06:13,294 one scratch in the paint... 66 00:06:13,337 --> 00:06:15,296 What the fuck are you talkin' about? 67 00:06:15,339 --> 00:06:18,516 This car is older than you 68 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:22,738 and your jailbait boyfriend here combined. 69 00:06:22,781 --> 00:06:24,087 I love this car. 70 00:06:25,828 --> 00:06:28,352 Oh, my God, you're bleeding all over the upholstery! 71 00:06:28,396 --> 00:06:30,702 Jesus, don't potty in your panties about it. 72 00:06:30,746 --> 00:06:33,270 Jordan, he is bleeding all over my upholstery! 73 00:06:33,314 --> 00:06:35,490 It's okay, Amy, he's cleaning it up. 74 00:06:36,969 --> 00:06:37,927 You all right, man? 75 00:06:39,668 --> 00:06:42,758 Yeah. I'm totally into getting the fuck beat out of me 76 00:06:42,801 --> 00:06:45,413 and slicing my own leg up. 77 00:06:45,456 --> 00:06:47,806 You're really fuckin' rude. You know that? 78 00:06:47,850 --> 00:06:49,852 Hey, that's my shirt. 79 00:06:49,895 --> 00:06:51,157 Oh, sorry. 80 00:06:51,201 --> 00:06:52,724 Oh, it's cool. 81 00:06:52,767 --> 00:06:55,031 Go ahead, use it. 82 00:06:55,074 --> 00:06:57,163 That is so gross. 83 00:06:57,207 --> 00:06:58,382 What's your name, anyway? 84 00:07:01,516 --> 00:07:02,125 What's your name? 85 00:07:06,825 --> 00:07:07,348 Xavier. 86 00:07:08,871 --> 00:07:10,394 What? 87 00:07:10,438 --> 00:07:12,135 It's Xavier. 88 00:07:12,178 --> 00:07:15,747 That is the stupidest fuckin' name I have ever heard. 89 00:07:15,791 --> 00:07:17,532 Is it cool if I just call you "X"? 90 00:07:18,924 --> 00:07:20,361 I can't really pronounce all that. 91 00:07:22,014 --> 00:07:24,278 Only if I get to call you "Nutlicker". 92 00:07:24,321 --> 00:07:26,584 If bullshit were music, you'd be a big brass band. 93 00:07:26,628 --> 00:07:28,717 What's with your lady here, Jordo? 94 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:29,718 Terminal PMS? 95 00:07:29,761 --> 00:07:30,936 Fuck you. 96 00:07:30,980 --> 00:07:32,721 No. Fuck you! 97 00:07:32,764 --> 00:07:36,290 Fuck you, you stinking cootch. 98 00:07:36,333 --> 00:07:38,683 Fuck you, you big wet bearded clam! 99 00:07:42,861 --> 00:07:44,472 Get out of my fucking car! 100 00:07:46,387 --> 00:07:48,824 Come on, Amy, he didn't mean it. 101 00:07:48,867 --> 00:07:49,868 He's just joking around. 102 00:07:50,739 --> 00:07:51,914 Right X? 103 00:07:51,957 --> 00:07:53,002 Tell her. 104 00:07:53,045 --> 00:07:54,656 Yeah, Amy. 105 00:07:54,699 --> 00:07:56,310 Don't get your uterus all tied in a knot. 106 00:07:56,353 --> 00:07:58,050 Listen, jism-breath! 107 00:07:58,094 --> 00:08:00,226 I want you out of my fucking car right this fucking second! 108 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:04,100 I'm not kidding, scumfuck! 109 00:08:04,143 --> 00:08:05,493 Get lost! 110 00:08:13,239 --> 00:08:14,980 You're, uh, 111 00:08:15,024 --> 00:08:16,982 giving me an erection. 112 00:08:17,026 --> 00:08:17,809 You're repugnant! 113 00:08:21,465 --> 00:08:23,815 Okay, Miss America, you win. 114 00:08:29,081 --> 00:08:30,256 Beam me up, Scotty. 115 00:08:34,957 --> 00:08:36,524 Later, gator. 116 00:08:36,566 --> 00:08:38,133 Hey! 117 00:08:38,176 --> 00:08:39,396 What about my shirt? 118 00:08:48,884 --> 00:08:49,580 Thanks, X. 119 00:08:50,668 --> 00:08:51,800 My pleasure, Nutlicker. 120 00:08:52,931 --> 00:08:53,889 Will you marry me? 121 00:08:56,848 --> 00:08:58,502 Hey, you don't have to decide immediately. 122 00:08:58,546 --> 00:09:00,330 Hey! You think about it! 123 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:02,071 You can dance if you want! 124 00:09:02,114 --> 00:09:03,464 Sleep on it, honey! 125 00:09:03,507 --> 00:09:08,382 I swear, Amy, you can be so harsh. 126 00:09:10,079 --> 00:09:12,777 I don't know, he seemed cool. 127 00:09:14,475 --> 00:09:16,172 Kinda strange maybe. 128 00:09:16,215 --> 00:09:17,434 He was an anus-face. 129 00:09:19,871 --> 00:09:22,439 What were we talkin' about the other day, 130 00:09:22,483 --> 00:09:24,615 about trying to be less judgmental of people? 131 00:09:24,659 --> 00:09:25,399 Fuck that. 132 00:09:29,272 --> 00:09:30,360 I'm starvin'. 133 00:09:31,796 --> 00:09:33,755 Stop at the next Quickiemart, okay? 134 00:09:46,158 --> 00:09:47,333 Sure you don't want anything? 135 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:49,466 I'm speeding, remember? 136 00:09:51,207 --> 00:09:51,990 Oh, yeah. 137 00:09:53,905 --> 00:09:54,993 Hey! 138 00:09:55,037 --> 00:09:55,603 No smoking here! 139 00:09:57,996 --> 00:09:58,736 Jesus! 140 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,355 Hey, guy, girlie, you pick up. 141 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:11,445 Eat my fuck. 142 00:10:12,837 --> 00:10:14,012 Amy... 143 00:10:15,579 --> 00:10:17,102 Pick up, girlie. 144 00:10:21,977 --> 00:10:24,022 I'm so sure. 145 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:32,640 We happy? 146 00:10:48,612 --> 00:10:50,353 $6.66. 147 00:10:52,877 --> 00:10:55,053 Huh, that's weird. 148 00:10:56,533 --> 00:10:58,492 Must've fallen out in the car. 149 00:11:00,058 --> 00:11:00,972 I'll pay you right back. 150 00:11:07,675 --> 00:11:10,025 Oh fuck! 151 00:11:10,068 --> 00:11:10,808 Scumfuck. 152 00:11:10,852 --> 00:11:14,116 $6.66. 153 00:11:14,159 --> 00:11:16,510 You fucking kook, we left our wallets in the car, okay? 154 00:11:16,553 --> 00:11:17,989 Let me just go out and... 155 00:11:18,033 --> 00:11:19,164 $6.66. 156 00:11:21,253 --> 00:11:23,865 What're you gonna do, shoot us? Is this some kind of joke, 157 00:11:23,908 --> 00:11:25,519 like "Candid Camera" or something? 158 00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:36,094 Scram! 159 00:11:36,138 --> 00:11:38,227 What the fuck are you doing? 160 00:11:38,270 --> 00:11:39,837 Saving your fucking life! 161 00:11:39,881 --> 00:11:41,926 Did I ask you to do us any big favors, huh? 162 00:11:41,970 --> 00:11:44,407 Would you please just get the fuck outta here? 163 00:11:44,450 --> 00:11:46,801 Jordan, he is getting us into deep shit. 164 00:11:56,114 --> 00:11:57,899 Would you just get the hell outta here? 165 00:11:59,857 --> 00:12:00,554 Come on! 166 00:12:40,028 --> 00:12:41,725 Hey, come on, man! 167 00:12:44,685 --> 00:12:46,556 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Relax, relax, relax! 168 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,384 Would you just fucking chill? 169 00:12:48,427 --> 00:12:49,472 His head... 170 00:12:49,515 --> 00:12:53,128 His head, man, it was talkin'. 171 00:12:53,171 --> 00:12:54,216 Oh, my God! 172 00:12:56,044 --> 00:12:57,959 I think, we're probably cool. 173 00:12:58,002 --> 00:12:59,961 I mean, the weirdo gook Lady with the machete, 174 00:13:00,004 --> 00:13:02,006 she probably doesn't even speak English. 175 00:13:02,050 --> 00:13:03,747 I think everything's gonna be fine. 176 00:13:03,791 --> 00:13:05,706 What the fuck do you mean, "everything's gonna be fine?" 177 00:13:05,749 --> 00:13:07,795 You just blew somebody's fucking head off! 178 00:13:09,971 --> 00:13:12,147 You know, you gotta be a little pessimist 179 00:13:12,190 --> 00:13:13,539 all the time, don't you? 180 00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:14,802 Little Miss Gloom and Doom. 181 00:13:14,845 --> 00:13:16,064 Well, fuck you! 182 00:13:16,107 --> 00:13:17,587 You were there. 183 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,067 You were both there with me. 184 00:13:20,285 --> 00:13:21,417 And read my lips, 185 00:13:22,505 --> 00:13:24,289 we're in this together. 186 00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:27,118 I fry, we all fry. 187 00:13:27,162 --> 00:13:30,034 Blow it out your crusty rectum, loser. 188 00:13:30,078 --> 00:13:31,514 We don't know you, we barely just met you, 189 00:13:31,557 --> 00:13:32,384 and we certainly don't like you. 190 00:13:32,428 --> 00:13:34,691 You're fucking crazy! 191 00:13:37,215 --> 00:13:38,608 And you're ugly besides. 192 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:41,742 I love you too, darling. 193 00:13:43,221 --> 00:13:44,658 His fuckin' head, 194 00:13:45,571 --> 00:13:47,225 it was in the relish and onions 195 00:13:47,269 --> 00:13:49,706 and, it was talkin'. 196 00:13:51,882 --> 00:13:54,668 I mean, don't you think you oughta 197 00:13:54,711 --> 00:13:56,147 call your mom or something? 198 00:13:58,367 --> 00:13:59,020 Tomorrow. 199 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,327 What? 200 00:14:02,371 --> 00:14:04,329 Mommy and Daddy'll be all worried about their baby girl? 201 00:14:05,243 --> 00:14:06,505 My mom used to be a heroin addict, 202 00:14:06,549 --> 00:14:08,507 now she's a Scientologist. 203 00:14:08,551 --> 00:14:09,683 My old man's dead. 204 00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:13,034 Oh, sorry. 205 00:14:14,383 --> 00:14:15,558 I'm not. 206 00:14:15,601 --> 00:14:16,777 He was a bloated, alky pig, 207 00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:17,952 who was always trying to molest me. 208 00:14:20,345 --> 00:14:21,172 What about you? 209 00:14:24,262 --> 00:14:25,699 My folks live in Encino. 210 00:14:39,321 --> 00:14:41,453 My mom shot my dad 211 00:14:41,497 --> 00:14:43,107 and then killed herself when I was 12. 212 00:14:51,376 --> 00:14:52,726 I'm taking a bath. 213 00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:16,227 I love this show, man. 214 00:15:21,842 --> 00:15:25,149 So how long you and Princess Leia 215 00:15:25,193 --> 00:15:26,411 been a happy little couple? 216 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:28,544 Fuck, 217 00:15:30,328 --> 00:15:31,590 a long time. 218 00:15:34,724 --> 00:15:35,681 Three months. 219 00:15:37,335 --> 00:15:38,293 No way. 220 00:15:40,164 --> 00:15:41,600 You know, most of my relationships, 221 00:15:41,644 --> 00:15:42,906 they last about three days, 222 00:15:45,430 --> 00:15:48,433 or, uh, three hours. 223 00:15:50,087 --> 00:15:52,916 Yeah, well, relationships bite. 224 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:57,703 Wow! 225 00:15:58,879 --> 00:16:00,968 Righteous tattoo! 226 00:16:01,011 --> 00:16:02,752 - Thanks. - I been wantin' one forever, 227 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:06,625 but, I can't decide on a design I like enough to, 228 00:16:09,150 --> 00:16:13,632 you know, wear on my body for like the rest of my life. 229 00:16:15,678 --> 00:16:16,548 It's a big commitment. 230 00:16:19,943 --> 00:16:21,379 I sure do like yours a lot though. 231 00:16:27,385 --> 00:16:28,517 I gotta take a whiz. 232 00:16:36,655 --> 00:16:37,439 Hi. 233 00:16:39,615 --> 00:16:40,398 Hi. 234 00:16:43,184 --> 00:16:43,880 I must piss. 235 00:17:42,112 --> 00:17:44,071 Now some of this next footage may be 236 00:17:44,114 --> 00:17:45,986 too gruesome for some audience members, 237 00:17:46,029 --> 00:17:49,337 so viewer discretion is advised. 238 00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:53,210 Police say that the severed head of Quickiemart proprietor, 239 00:17:53,254 --> 00:17:57,127 Nguyen Kok Suk, was still talking when it was discovered 240 00:17:57,171 --> 00:18:01,740 at approximately 2:39 AM by a Jerseymaid deliveryman. 241 00:18:01,784 --> 00:18:04,656 And the San Fernando Valley Sheriffs Department is 242 00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:08,095 still investigating the bizarre, ritualistic slaying 243 00:18:08,138 --> 00:18:10,227 of his wife and children as well. 244 00:18:10,271 --> 00:18:12,403 It appears that the shopkeeper's wife, 245 00:18:12,447 --> 00:18:15,145 was so distraught over the slaying of her husband 246 00:18:15,189 --> 00:18:16,755 that she took the lives of her children, 247 00:18:16,799 --> 00:18:18,279 disemboweling them. 248 00:18:18,322 --> 00:18:19,976 Wait just a second there! 249 00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:21,282 Disemboweling them? 250 00:18:21,325 --> 00:18:24,024 Yes, Chet, disemboweling them, 251 00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:25,982 before taking the knife to herself 252 00:18:26,026 --> 00:18:29,551 in some kind of unusual suicide rite. 253 00:18:29,594 --> 00:18:32,989 The police so far have only one clue to the identity 254 00:18:33,033 --> 00:18:35,600 of Mr. Suk's murderer or murderers, 255 00:18:35,644 --> 00:18:37,994 this skull earring, 256 00:18:38,038 --> 00:18:39,822 the type sold most frequently 257 00:18:39,865 --> 00:18:42,694 in rock and roll paraphernalia shops, 258 00:18:42,738 --> 00:18:46,220 often worn by homosexuals, satanists, 259 00:18:46,263 --> 00:18:48,700 and members of other dangerous cult groups. 260 00:18:48,744 --> 00:18:49,919 Now hold it, Sandy. 261 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,399 Um, correct me if I'm wrong, 262 00:18:51,442 --> 00:18:53,314 but don't a lot of people, 263 00:18:53,357 --> 00:18:56,708 especially trendy teenagers following the latest fad, 264 00:18:56,752 --> 00:18:59,842 kids who are otherwise perfectly normal, 265 00:18:59,885 --> 00:19:03,019 don't they wear earrings similar to the one shown here? 266 00:19:03,063 --> 00:19:06,849 Yes. Well, Chet, that is a problem. 267 00:19:06,892 --> 00:19:11,636 You don't have to be 19 to have a body like this. 268 00:19:13,073 --> 00:19:14,335 You don't have to work out eight hours a day. 269 00:20:13,089 --> 00:20:13,872 All right. 270 00:20:18,921 --> 00:20:21,358 Smooth move, ex-lax. 271 00:20:21,402 --> 00:20:24,579 - Pinch the bridge of your nose. - Oh, man. 272 00:20:24,622 --> 00:20:25,493 Pinch it there. 273 00:20:28,148 --> 00:20:30,976 I'm so fuckin' hungry, I could eat my leg. 274 00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:32,413 How about a little foodular action? 275 00:20:35,807 --> 00:20:38,114 Welcome to Carnoburger. 276 00:20:38,158 --> 00:20:39,376 May I have your orders please? 277 00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:43,859 Gimme the Slop-O-Rama Bellybuster, no onions, 278 00:20:43,902 --> 00:20:45,513 A passion fruit Slurpster, 279 00:20:46,644 --> 00:20:50,126 and, a side of curly-Q fries. 280 00:20:50,170 --> 00:20:52,911 I'll have some barbecue beef chunks, 281 00:20:52,955 --> 00:20:55,610 some fried cheese balls, 282 00:20:55,653 --> 00:20:56,741 and an Evian. 283 00:20:58,874 --> 00:21:01,833 Diet coke, extra large. 284 00:21:01,877 --> 00:21:03,966 She never eats when she does crystal. 285 00:21:04,009 --> 00:21:04,923 Shut up. 286 00:21:04,967 --> 00:21:06,490 That'd be all? 287 00:21:06,534 --> 00:21:07,100 Yep! 288 00:21:08,275 --> 00:21:11,104 Hey, I lost my earring. 289 00:21:11,147 --> 00:21:13,323 That'll be $6.66. 290 00:21:13,367 --> 00:21:15,499 Please pull forward to the window. 291 00:21:15,543 --> 00:21:16,805 Jordan, I'm sure. 292 00:21:16,848 --> 00:21:18,415 We are like in a total predicament 293 00:21:18,459 --> 00:21:20,287 and you're worried about losing a fucking earring? 294 00:21:21,418 --> 00:21:22,985 It's got sentimental value. 295 00:21:24,856 --> 00:21:26,945 My mom gave it to me when I finally passed algebra/ trig. 296 00:21:29,992 --> 00:21:33,865 You can relax your royal sphincter muscle, your highness. 297 00:21:33,909 --> 00:21:36,433 The crazy machete Lady offed herself and her kids, 298 00:21:36,477 --> 00:21:38,696 so there are no witnesses left. 299 00:21:38,740 --> 00:21:40,089 - What? - What? 300 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,265 - They're all dead. It was on the news. 301 00:21:42,309 --> 00:21:45,050 You are so full of sheep excrement it's not even funny. 302 00:21:46,835 --> 00:21:49,185 I saw it on TV, so it's gotta be true, right? 303 00:21:51,622 --> 00:21:55,191 Yeah, but, what if dead guy's head is still talking 304 00:21:56,758 --> 00:21:58,368 and he tell the cops everything? 305 00:22:02,633 --> 00:22:04,113 Ugh! Grossify me. 306 00:22:05,288 --> 00:22:07,072 6.66. 307 00:22:09,858 --> 00:22:11,033 Sunshine? 308 00:22:11,076 --> 00:22:12,469 Gimme some money. 309 00:22:12,513 --> 00:22:14,515 Sunshine, is that you? 310 00:22:14,558 --> 00:22:17,170 I think you must've me mixed up with someone else. 311 00:22:17,213 --> 00:22:19,563 Gonad-face, gimme some money. 312 00:22:19,607 --> 00:22:20,477 Don't lie to me now. 313 00:22:22,566 --> 00:22:24,394 I know it's you. 314 00:22:24,438 --> 00:22:25,961 Look, you fucking chunky pumpkinhead, 315 00:22:26,004 --> 00:22:29,138 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about! 316 00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,009 Would you just give me some fucking money? 317 00:22:31,053 --> 00:22:34,099 You said you loved me. 318 00:22:34,143 --> 00:22:36,406 You said you'd never leave me. 319 00:22:36,450 --> 00:22:39,409 It this "Night of the Living Brain-dead?" 320 00:22:39,453 --> 00:22:42,760 Wake up and smell the cappuccino, geek! 321 00:22:42,804 --> 00:22:45,415 I don't know you, I've never fucking seen you before, 322 00:22:45,459 --> 00:22:47,939 I don't know who the fuck this Sunshine is! 323 00:22:47,983 --> 00:22:49,071 You little whore. 324 00:22:51,073 --> 00:22:52,857 You broke my fucking heart! 325 00:22:52,901 --> 00:22:54,946 Come on, Sunshine, 326 00:22:54,990 --> 00:22:57,340 give the poor guy a break. 327 00:22:57,384 --> 00:23:01,823 Shut the fuck up and give me some motherfucking money! 328 00:23:03,999 --> 00:23:04,608 Isn't that nice? 329 00:23:06,349 --> 00:23:10,005 I figure, if I can't have you, no one will. 330 00:23:17,447 --> 00:23:20,233 Hey, Bartholomew, what's going on? 331 00:23:23,105 --> 00:23:25,325 The bitch. 332 00:23:27,936 --> 00:23:28,458 I will find her 333 00:23:30,895 --> 00:23:32,157 and I will kill her. 334 00:23:32,201 --> 00:23:33,420 Is it fucking full moon or what? 335 00:23:33,463 --> 00:23:36,379 I mean, what the fuck is going on? 336 00:23:36,423 --> 00:23:38,076 You shouldn't have broke his little old, achey heart 337 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,513 like that, Sunshine. 338 00:23:39,556 --> 00:23:41,123 Cram it, ass-crack. 339 00:23:41,166 --> 00:23:43,517 We wouldn't be in this mess if it wasn't for you. 340 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,693 Mellowize thyself, fish witch. 341 00:23:47,303 --> 00:23:48,173 You ever considered cuttin' down 342 00:23:48,217 --> 00:23:50,088 on your crystal intake a bit? 343 00:23:50,132 --> 00:23:50,915 Christ! 344 00:23:52,569 --> 00:23:55,006 I have had it with you! 345 00:23:55,050 --> 00:23:56,660 Don't worry, Amy. 346 00:23:56,704 --> 00:23:59,968 We're here, we're safe, everything is cool. 347 00:24:02,710 --> 00:24:04,059 Jordan, I just wanna go home 348 00:24:04,102 --> 00:24:05,539 and forget this whole entire nightmare. 349 00:24:07,105 --> 00:24:08,933 It's all right Amy, really. 350 00:24:10,370 --> 00:24:12,589 In the morning, we'll figure it all out. 351 00:24:14,635 --> 00:24:15,288 Okay? 352 00:24:17,028 --> 00:24:17,812 Yeah, sure. 353 00:24:23,557 --> 00:24:24,819 I'm gonna get ready for bed. 354 00:24:26,037 --> 00:24:28,213 Okay. 355 00:24:28,257 --> 00:24:29,519 Brush your teeth before you turn in, 356 00:24:29,563 --> 00:24:31,086 otherwise you'll have cheese-breath. 357 00:24:40,748 --> 00:24:43,141 I get the feeling Amy doesn't like me very much. 358 00:24:44,578 --> 00:24:46,319 Don't take it personal, X. 359 00:24:47,276 --> 00:24:48,277 She's just a little 360 00:24:50,148 --> 00:24:52,194 aloof till you get to know her. 361 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,581 I've never seen a tattoo there before. 362 00:26:20,021 --> 00:26:20,804 Touch it. 363 00:26:23,503 --> 00:26:24,286 Go ahead, 364 00:26:25,635 --> 00:26:26,288 indulge. 365 00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:38,474 What's it a picture of? 366 00:26:41,999 --> 00:26:42,826 Can't you tell? 367 00:26:45,916 --> 00:26:47,309 It's Jesus. 368 00:26:47,352 --> 00:26:50,965 Nuh-uh. 369 00:26:51,008 --> 00:26:54,011 Why the hell do you have Jesus tattooed on your dick? 370 00:26:57,145 --> 00:27:01,062 So people, when I'm boning 'em, can say, 371 00:27:01,105 --> 00:27:04,631 "I've got Jesus inside me." 372 00:27:15,555 --> 00:27:17,774 I'm gonna vacuum your tongue right out of your face. 373 00:27:32,572 --> 00:27:33,355 Wait. 374 00:27:39,535 --> 00:27:41,058 I'm gonna come! 375 00:27:41,102 --> 00:27:41,885 Already? 376 00:27:43,626 --> 00:27:46,107 Don't worry, I'm good for about six times a night. 377 00:27:46,150 --> 00:27:46,673 Nuh-uh! 378 00:27:48,109 --> 00:27:50,067 Four at least! 379 00:27:50,111 --> 00:27:52,330 How about you? You anywhere close? 380 00:27:52,374 --> 00:27:54,985 Well, sorta. 381 00:27:56,683 --> 00:27:59,686 I... I can't hold it much longer! 382 00:28:42,076 --> 00:28:43,207 Where is she? 383 00:28:44,948 --> 00:28:46,515 Where is my little dandelion flower? 384 00:28:48,909 --> 00:28:50,780 Tell me where she is 385 00:28:50,824 --> 00:28:52,782 or you'll gonna have a mangled stump 386 00:28:52,826 --> 00:28:54,567 in place of that fairy face of yours. 387 00:28:59,136 --> 00:29:00,703 Tell me where she is, 388 00:29:00,747 --> 00:29:03,401 you fucking slimy piece of queerbait! 389 00:29:03,445 --> 00:29:04,794 I'm right here, love-bucket. 390 00:29:09,451 --> 00:29:11,366 My pearly dew drops fraps. 391 00:29:12,976 --> 00:29:14,587 I've missed you so much, my darling. 392 00:29:22,203 --> 00:29:25,336 You know I could never live without you, my pumpkin. 393 00:29:25,380 --> 00:29:27,034 I've dreamed of this moment for months. 394 00:29:34,824 --> 00:29:35,608 Come on! 395 00:29:36,870 --> 00:29:38,349 But my pants! 396 00:29:38,393 --> 00:29:40,351 Come on! 397 00:29:40,395 --> 00:29:41,875 Get in the car! 398 00:29:41,918 --> 00:29:44,573 My babycakes! Come home, please? 399 00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:46,575 Please don't leave me again! Please? 400 00:29:46,619 --> 00:29:49,230 Get a fuckin' life, dogbreath! 401 00:29:49,273 --> 00:29:52,233 No! 402 00:29:52,276 --> 00:29:53,451 Come back! 403 00:29:53,495 --> 00:29:54,278 Babycake! 404 00:30:06,813 --> 00:30:09,903 Ever feel like reality is more twisted than dreams? 405 00:30:14,342 --> 00:30:15,386 Not again. 406 00:30:20,827 --> 00:30:22,959 My fucking arm! 407 00:30:23,003 --> 00:30:25,788 I want it back! 408 00:30:25,832 --> 00:30:26,876 Son of a bitch! 409 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,923 Jam on it, girlfriend! 410 00:30:29,966 --> 00:30:32,012 Get that fucking thing out of my car! 411 00:30:32,055 --> 00:30:36,799 I'm trying! What do you think? 412 00:30:39,672 --> 00:30:42,196 Oh, God fucking dammit, Amy! 413 00:30:45,155 --> 00:30:47,549 Would you kindly stomp on the fucking gas pedal? 414 00:30:47,592 --> 00:30:48,637 Oh, God! 415 00:31:07,264 --> 00:31:08,439 True love! 416 00:31:08,483 --> 00:31:09,658 What is with you? 417 00:31:09,702 --> 00:31:10,877 Do you have to kill someone 418 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,227 every fuckin' time we stop the car? 419 00:31:13,270 --> 00:31:15,795 Well, pardon me for rescuing your ingrate ass 420 00:31:15,838 --> 00:31:20,625 twice in the same night, you fuckin' furry tuna taco. 421 00:31:21,104 --> 00:31:22,715 You don't care about anything, do you? 422 00:31:22,758 --> 00:31:25,674 You have no guilt, no remorse. 423 00:31:25,718 --> 00:31:27,154 You murdered two people tonight. 424 00:31:27,197 --> 00:31:29,373 Doesn't that faze you at all? 425 00:31:29,417 --> 00:31:31,332 Yeah, I'm bummed 426 00:31:32,768 --> 00:31:34,204 to the max. 427 00:31:35,945 --> 00:31:37,425 But it's not like I've never done it before. 428 00:31:37,468 --> 00:31:38,339 Excuse me? 429 00:31:40,645 --> 00:31:42,909 How many people have you... 430 00:31:42,952 --> 00:31:43,736 Just a few. 431 00:31:44,911 --> 00:31:46,956 And all of 'em deserved it 432 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,392 or they wore a uniform. 433 00:31:50,177 --> 00:31:51,613 Like my first, 434 00:31:51,656 --> 00:31:55,008 this ugly sow of a parking cop. 435 00:31:55,051 --> 00:31:56,226 You know how they're all full of themselves, 436 00:31:56,270 --> 00:31:57,706 and they got this fuckin' badge 437 00:31:57,750 --> 00:31:59,839 and they think they're all bad? 438 00:31:59,882 --> 00:32:01,754 Well, this one lardass cunt tickets me 439 00:32:01,797 --> 00:32:05,670 for being in a red zone for more than like 10 seconds. 440 00:32:05,714 --> 00:32:07,194 So I'm in the street arguing with her 441 00:32:07,237 --> 00:32:10,153 and she's just smiling away, writing me up. 442 00:32:10,197 --> 00:32:11,720 I grabbed the bitch by her kinky 'fro 443 00:32:11,764 --> 00:32:13,461 and I started poundin' her head 444 00:32:13,504 --> 00:32:17,073 on the hood of her nice white parking-pig mobile. 445 00:32:17,117 --> 00:32:19,815 And then, I slammed the door on her skull 446 00:32:19,859 --> 00:32:21,556 a bunch of times until she was dead. 447 00:32:22,383 --> 00:32:25,081 La mort, history. 448 00:32:25,125 --> 00:32:27,605 God, would take a reality pill? 449 00:32:27,649 --> 00:32:28,693 I still got the scar, 450 00:32:32,654 --> 00:32:35,222 teeth marks from where the bitch bit me. 451 00:32:38,225 --> 00:32:39,835 I tell you, 452 00:32:39,879 --> 00:32:42,707 those cops, they're like goddamned savage animals. 453 00:33:15,871 --> 00:33:16,829 Some nachos? 454 00:33:29,798 --> 00:33:32,148 That'd be 6.66. 455 00:33:36,718 --> 00:33:39,503 All hail the coffee and cigarette god. 456 00:33:41,375 --> 00:33:42,593 Where's my change? 457 00:33:42,637 --> 00:33:43,768 Drop dead, dunghead. 458 00:33:45,509 --> 00:33:47,294 No Zagnut bars? 459 00:33:47,337 --> 00:33:49,426 Life is a chewy shit sandwich. 460 00:33:50,427 --> 00:33:51,211 Well, 461 00:33:52,516 --> 00:33:53,300 what now? 462 00:33:54,779 --> 00:33:56,477 Go fetch me some Zagnut bars, wench. 463 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:57,086 Fuck you! 464 00:33:58,218 --> 00:33:59,045 You already have. 465 00:33:59,088 --> 00:34:00,437 What? 466 00:34:00,481 --> 00:34:01,221 Fucked me. 467 00:34:03,092 --> 00:34:04,702 You are such the prick! 468 00:34:06,574 --> 00:34:08,663 That's not exactly how you phrased it last night. 469 00:34:08,705 --> 00:34:10,056 You think you're funny? 470 00:34:10,098 --> 00:34:11,535 'Cause you're not, you're pathetic! 471 00:34:15,888 --> 00:34:18,542 Sniff my finger. 472 00:34:18,586 --> 00:34:20,153 Go ahead and sniff my finger and tell me it doesn't smell 473 00:34:20,196 --> 00:34:24,374 like your girlfriend's sweet, juicy, snatch. 474 00:34:24,417 --> 00:34:25,984 I'm gonna strangle you! 475 00:34:26,028 --> 00:34:27,334 I hate you! I hate you! 476 00:34:27,377 --> 00:34:27,986 I hate you! 477 00:34:42,566 --> 00:34:43,350 Hi. 478 00:34:49,617 --> 00:34:50,705 He's a liar. 479 00:34:50,748 --> 00:34:51,792 You know that, don't you? 480 00:34:53,012 --> 00:34:54,578 It doesn't matter. 481 00:34:54,622 --> 00:34:56,015 Even if I did get together with him, 482 00:34:56,058 --> 00:34:57,712 and this isn't saying I did or anything, 483 00:34:57,755 --> 00:34:58,800 but if I did, 484 00:35:00,584 --> 00:35:02,325 you know that it wouldn't actually mean anything, 485 00:35:02,369 --> 00:35:03,805 I mean... 486 00:35:03,848 --> 00:35:06,895 You know that I really only love you, right? 487 00:35:09,463 --> 00:35:10,246 Whatever, Amy. 488 00:35:20,865 --> 00:35:23,346 I wish that we could ditch him some place, Jordan, 489 00:35:23,390 --> 00:35:25,392 just get rid of him and forget he ever existed. 490 00:35:28,438 --> 00:35:30,049 He's not so bad. 491 00:35:30,092 --> 00:35:32,965 I mean, he's sorta like us, 492 00:35:34,749 --> 00:35:37,926 lost, like he doesn't fit in. 493 00:35:40,798 --> 00:35:41,799 He scares me, Jordan. 494 00:35:43,192 --> 00:35:44,585 Like, I don't know what it is, 495 00:35:46,326 --> 00:35:48,545 there's something evil about him. 496 00:35:51,679 --> 00:35:54,029 Don't be a cornnut. 497 00:35:54,073 --> 00:35:56,553 Come on, finish your breakfast. 498 00:35:57,859 --> 00:36:00,296 Then let's get me some clothes. 499 00:36:00,340 --> 00:36:02,472 I feel like a fuckin' frat boy in this toga. 500 00:36:21,926 --> 00:36:22,753 Be right back. 501 00:36:31,458 --> 00:36:32,894 What's with you? 502 00:36:32,937 --> 00:36:34,069 You act like somebody ate your pet hamster. 503 00:36:35,505 --> 00:36:37,072 Well, duh. 504 00:36:37,116 --> 00:36:39,988 I'm so pissed at you, I could rip your testicles off 505 00:36:40,032 --> 00:36:42,077 and staple them to your ankles. 506 00:36:42,121 --> 00:36:45,037 What the fuck did you have to go and tell Jordan for? 507 00:36:45,863 --> 00:36:46,734 Tell him what? 508 00:36:47,909 --> 00:36:49,041 What do you think, doorknob? 509 00:36:49,084 --> 00:36:50,129 That we got together. 510 00:36:51,086 --> 00:36:52,087 Well, didn't you utterly dig it? 511 00:36:52,131 --> 00:36:53,697 That is not the point! 512 00:36:54,872 --> 00:36:56,439 Well, what is the point then? 513 00:36:56,483 --> 00:37:00,052 Get it? Guilt is for married, old people. 514 00:37:01,879 --> 00:37:02,924 You are incredible. 515 00:37:02,967 --> 00:37:04,404 You aren't even human, are you? 516 00:37:06,232 --> 00:37:08,277 You're like a life support system for a cock! 517 00:37:10,149 --> 00:37:12,107 This is so fuckin' cher. 518 00:37:12,151 --> 00:37:13,456 Look at this thing, 519 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:15,023 I mean, check it out. 520 00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:15,850 Let me see. 521 00:37:21,508 --> 00:37:22,291 Wow! 522 00:37:23,336 --> 00:37:23,901 Can I? 523 00:37:25,686 --> 00:37:26,774 Be my guest. 524 00:37:43,443 --> 00:37:44,879 Jesus, it's a fuckin' belt 525 00:37:44,922 --> 00:37:45,923 Don't 'tard out over it. 526 00:37:47,229 --> 00:37:50,189 Hi, uh, Mom, Dad. 527 00:37:51,233 --> 00:37:52,060 It's me. 528 00:37:54,541 --> 00:37:58,545 I'm, uh, sorta taking a little vacation with Amy right now, 529 00:37:58,588 --> 00:37:59,372 and, uh... 530 00:38:03,376 --> 00:38:04,899 Fuckin' machine hung up on me. 531 00:38:13,908 --> 00:38:15,692 I'm thirsty. 532 00:38:44,243 --> 00:38:45,026 So what'll it be? 533 00:38:46,854 --> 00:38:47,855 Shit! 534 00:38:49,987 --> 00:38:53,165 Jordan, would you just listen to me for a second 535 00:38:53,208 --> 00:38:54,557 and forget about that dweeby game? 536 00:38:56,429 --> 00:38:57,212 Hey... 537 00:38:57,256 --> 00:38:58,039 Jordan! 538 00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:04,132 Sheesh, Amy, what's the national emergency? 539 00:39:05,699 --> 00:39:07,135 Jordan, would you kindly pull your head 540 00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:08,267 out of your rectal region? 541 00:39:11,835 --> 00:39:14,011 We're accessories to two homicides. 542 00:39:15,448 --> 00:39:17,232 Doesn't that concern you in the fuckin' least? 543 00:39:18,712 --> 00:39:20,061 Well... 544 00:39:20,104 --> 00:39:22,672 Kitten! Kitten is that you? 545 00:39:22,716 --> 00:39:23,325 Oh, God! 546 00:39:27,416 --> 00:39:28,504 Don't you recognize me? 547 00:39:29,853 --> 00:39:30,637 It's me. 548 00:39:33,205 --> 00:39:36,599 It's Brandi, your eternal love slave, 549 00:39:36,643 --> 00:39:38,166 your slave. 550 00:39:38,210 --> 00:39:39,428 Look, Lady, I don't know who you are... 551 00:39:39,472 --> 00:39:41,125 Has this guy shot you full of dope 552 00:39:41,169 --> 00:39:42,518 and brainwashed you like all the others? 553 00:39:42,562 --> 00:39:44,128 You're high, aren't you? 554 00:39:44,172 --> 00:39:45,956 - It's okay! It's me! - Let me... 555 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,264 - It's me, honeycakes! - Let me go! 556 00:39:49,308 --> 00:39:52,180 I know it's you, I can smell your perfume. 557 00:39:54,748 --> 00:39:57,838 Get your fucking clammy hands off me, you crazy bitch! 558 00:39:59,318 --> 00:40:00,928 He's kidnapped you, right? 559 00:40:00,971 --> 00:40:02,582 And he told you he'd kill you 560 00:40:02,625 --> 00:40:05,149 if you acted like you knew me? Oh, my God! Don't fret! 561 00:40:05,193 --> 00:40:06,977 Don't fret, Brandi's here. 562 00:40:07,021 --> 00:40:08,936 I'll save you from this heathen. 563 00:40:12,679 --> 00:40:14,681 I'm gonna lop 564 00:40:14,724 --> 00:40:17,684 his dick off 565 00:40:17,727 --> 00:40:19,947 like a chicken head. 566 00:40:21,601 --> 00:40:24,038 I can't leave you guys alone for a minute, can I? 567 00:40:47,540 --> 00:40:49,672 Oh, God, Bruce! I'm sorry. 568 00:40:50,934 --> 00:40:52,022 I'm so sorry. 569 00:40:54,198 --> 00:40:57,376 But it was her, it was Kitten. 570 00:40:57,419 --> 00:41:01,249 I know it was her. 571 00:41:06,863 --> 00:41:07,647 The bitch! 572 00:41:12,391 --> 00:41:13,609 I'm gonna find her 573 00:41:16,220 --> 00:41:17,221 and then I'm gonna kill her. 574 00:41:19,354 --> 00:41:21,922 This is so nice, 575 00:41:21,965 --> 00:41:25,012 lying here like two spoons stacked in a drawer. 576 00:41:27,188 --> 00:41:28,842 I hope we die simultaneously, 577 00:41:30,583 --> 00:41:32,324 like in a fiery car wreck, 578 00:41:33,847 --> 00:41:36,589 nuclear bomb blast or something. 579 00:41:40,027 --> 00:41:41,376 You are so romantic. 580 00:41:44,248 --> 00:41:45,685 No, for reals, 581 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,210 I don't ever wanna have to miss you. 582 00:41:52,779 --> 00:41:53,780 Ditto! 583 00:42:34,995 --> 00:42:35,778 Take it out. 584 00:42:44,657 --> 00:42:45,222 Stroke it. 585 00:42:50,097 --> 00:42:50,750 Squeeze it. 586 00:42:54,623 --> 00:42:55,407 Harder! 587 00:42:59,976 --> 00:43:00,673 Look at it. 588 00:43:07,941 --> 00:43:08,463 Put it in, 589 00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:15,992 when I say okay. 590 00:43:19,213 --> 00:43:19,996 O... 591 00:43:23,913 --> 00:43:24,784 K. 592 00:43:43,193 --> 00:43:45,718 Oh, Amy. 593 00:43:45,761 --> 00:43:50,200 Don't you think sex is totally strange? 594 00:43:50,244 --> 00:43:52,028 Just the whole idea of it, 595 00:43:54,291 --> 00:43:56,511 this tube of flesh gets stiff 596 00:43:56,555 --> 00:44:01,211 and inserted in these warm, squishy places. 597 00:44:05,389 --> 00:44:08,175 I think maybe it's more powerful than we'd like it to be. 598 00:44:12,309 --> 00:44:13,920 It's fuckin' trippy, 599 00:44:15,487 --> 00:44:16,618 that's for sure. 600 00:44:19,795 --> 00:44:22,058 It's kinda like eating spaghetti. 601 00:44:26,062 --> 00:44:30,806 Why? 602 00:44:34,984 --> 00:44:36,290 You are so great. 603 00:44:41,730 --> 00:44:44,254 Hey, that reminds me, 604 00:44:46,126 --> 00:44:48,258 I'm hungry. 605 00:44:48,302 --> 00:44:49,912 You're always hungry. 606 00:44:51,740 --> 00:44:53,133 That's' cause I'm a growing boy. 607 00:44:56,832 --> 00:44:58,791 I think I'm gonna walk down to the AM/ PM 608 00:44:58,834 --> 00:45:01,315 and get some shrimp nuggets or something. 609 00:45:02,751 --> 00:45:03,535 Want anything? 610 00:45:04,666 --> 00:45:06,059 Mm, more cigarettes. 611 00:45:07,495 --> 00:45:08,278 Yes, dear. 612 00:45:16,983 --> 00:45:17,549 Hey. 613 00:45:18,637 --> 00:45:19,463 Mm-hmm? 614 00:45:29,648 --> 00:45:30,562 I love you, fucker. 615 00:45:33,129 --> 00:45:34,087 Me too, fucker. 616 00:46:11,472 --> 00:46:12,255 Pig. 617 00:46:13,953 --> 00:46:15,607 What ya watchin'? 618 00:46:23,615 --> 00:46:24,398 Hey. 619 00:46:25,529 --> 00:46:26,313 Come here. 620 00:46:32,928 --> 00:46:33,799 I wanna play a game. 621 00:46:36,584 --> 00:46:38,455 I'm gonna start counting, 622 00:46:38,499 --> 00:46:41,633 if you crack a smile before I get to eight, 623 00:46:41,676 --> 00:46:43,765 I get to strangle you. 624 00:46:43,809 --> 00:46:48,596 If you don't, I have to do anything you say. 625 00:46:52,208 --> 00:46:52,948 All right. 626 00:47:01,435 --> 00:47:02,218 One, 627 00:47:03,785 --> 00:47:04,612 two, 628 00:47:06,222 --> 00:47:06,745 three, 629 00:47:08,398 --> 00:47:09,182 four, 630 00:47:10,009 --> 00:47:10,792 five, 631 00:47:13,142 --> 00:47:14,187 six, 632 00:47:15,971 --> 00:47:16,580 seven, 633 00:47:18,713 --> 00:47:20,367 7 and 1/2. 634 00:47:22,108 --> 00:47:22,674 You win. 635 00:47:27,722 --> 00:47:28,505 Go ahead. 636 00:47:59,580 --> 00:48:02,104 I'll take this too. 637 00:48:06,369 --> 00:48:08,067 6-6-6. 638 00:48:20,732 --> 00:48:22,603 What's Jordan's like? 639 00:48:22,646 --> 00:48:23,560 What? 640 00:48:23,604 --> 00:48:25,867 You know, his engorged member, 641 00:48:25,911 --> 00:48:28,827 his tumescent love missile, 642 00:48:28,870 --> 00:48:31,655 his throbbing purple meat scepter. 643 00:48:34,441 --> 00:48:35,442 Why do you wanna know? 644 00:48:36,399 --> 00:48:37,139 I don't know, 645 00:48:38,488 --> 00:48:39,272 I'm curious. 646 00:48:42,362 --> 00:48:44,364 It's all right. 647 00:48:44,407 --> 00:48:44,930 It's fine. 648 00:48:47,802 --> 00:48:50,283 What do you mean, "It's fine?" 649 00:48:51,937 --> 00:48:54,635 Is it the size of Vienna sausage 650 00:48:54,678 --> 00:48:55,679 or like a baby's arm? 651 00:48:57,072 --> 00:49:00,336 Is it cut, is it uncut? 652 00:49:00,380 --> 00:49:03,687 Does it lean to the left? Does it lean to the right? 653 00:49:03,731 --> 00:49:06,081 Does it go in a southeasterly direction? 654 00:49:07,953 --> 00:49:09,824 Is it curved, is it straight, 655 00:49:12,392 --> 00:49:14,437 is it shaped like a fucking corkscrew, or what? 656 00:49:16,135 --> 00:49:18,877 What difference does it make to you? 657 00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:22,315 Does he plunge it into you long, slow, 658 00:49:23,490 --> 00:49:25,753 and deep, like this? 659 00:49:27,276 --> 00:49:29,757 Or quick, short and shallow, 660 00:49:29,801 --> 00:49:31,063 like a jackrabbit? 661 00:49:33,761 --> 00:49:35,676 Does he make noises like this? 662 00:49:42,422 --> 00:49:43,727 Or does he make them it like... 663 00:49:48,036 --> 00:49:49,429 I know, he's a probably a whimperer, huh? 664 00:49:49,472 --> 00:49:52,258 Yeah, right. 665 00:49:55,391 --> 00:49:59,439 Would you kindly stop babbling and fuck me already? 666 00:50:08,404 --> 00:50:10,102 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 667 00:50:10,145 --> 00:50:11,016 Oh, yeah! Oh! 668 00:50:38,217 --> 00:50:38,870 Yeah! 669 00:51:59,341 --> 00:52:00,168 Where you been? 670 00:52:02,910 --> 00:52:03,693 Nowhere. 671 00:52:09,569 --> 00:52:10,962 I was worried about you, doofus. 672 00:52:12,876 --> 00:52:13,660 Sorry. 673 00:52:15,705 --> 00:52:16,271 Come over here. 674 00:52:30,068 --> 00:52:31,460 You know, just because he and I... 675 00:52:34,420 --> 00:52:37,989 It doesn't mean that I'm really like all that... 676 00:52:39,642 --> 00:52:40,426 Whatever. 677 00:52:42,906 --> 00:52:43,690 I know. 678 00:53:22,511 --> 00:53:24,296 This the currency we've linked 679 00:53:24,339 --> 00:53:27,516 to the December 17th Quickiemart robbery-homicide 680 00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:29,127 in Tarzana. 681 00:53:29,170 --> 00:53:33,609 The suspects, a paramilitary brigade of three youths, 682 00:53:33,653 --> 00:53:37,091 appear to be on a freewheeling crime spree heading north. 683 00:53:37,135 --> 00:53:38,527 We've run a fingerprint check 684 00:53:38,571 --> 00:53:40,921 through the mother computer in DC, 685 00:53:40,964 --> 00:53:43,750 and thus far have ID'd one of the suspects, 686 00:53:43,793 --> 00:53:46,057 Amy Blue, age 18. 687 00:53:47,536 --> 00:53:49,930 Height, 5'1". Weight, 92 pounds. 688 00:53:49,973 --> 00:53:51,453 Eyes, hazel. Hair, brown 689 00:53:52,889 --> 00:53:57,155 Cumulative SAT score, 666. 690 00:54:02,290 --> 00:54:04,901 Should be considered armed and dangerous. 691 00:54:06,555 --> 00:54:07,513 Amy Blue, 692 00:54:09,123 --> 00:54:12,431 gentlemen, I want you to find her, 693 00:54:12,474 --> 00:54:15,173 and if necessary, kill her. 694 00:54:22,745 --> 00:54:23,529 Good morning. 695 00:54:26,575 --> 00:54:27,098 Ooh! 696 00:54:28,621 --> 00:54:31,189 Don't kiss me, my breath is like totally skanky. 697 00:54:34,931 --> 00:54:36,237 Wait till I brush my teeth. 698 00:54:40,502 --> 00:54:41,068 Hey. 699 00:54:42,896 --> 00:54:43,679 Know what? 700 00:54:46,508 --> 00:54:47,292 What? 701 00:54:49,076 --> 00:54:51,905 This is the first time we've ever slept together 702 00:54:51,948 --> 00:54:53,036 and woken up together. 703 00:54:54,908 --> 00:54:55,952 In a real bed, I mean. 704 00:54:58,912 --> 00:55:01,175 You are the bright red cherry on top of my sundae. 705 00:55:05,266 --> 00:55:07,094 Goofball. 706 00:55:12,143 --> 00:55:13,231 Rise and shine, monkey butt. 707 00:55:41,998 --> 00:55:46,177 I have died and gone to hell for my sins. 708 00:55:48,091 --> 00:55:50,311 Come on, man. 709 00:55:50,355 --> 00:55:54,533 It's the dawning of a brand new day! 710 00:55:54,576 --> 00:55:56,796 Suck my stump to a bloody lump. 711 00:55:59,102 --> 00:56:00,278 So what happened last night? 712 00:56:02,105 --> 00:56:03,237 A mayonnaise-on-twat? 713 00:56:04,978 --> 00:56:05,761 Huh? 714 00:56:06,980 --> 00:56:08,024 A mayo-on-twat. 715 00:56:08,851 --> 00:56:09,809 A three-way. 716 00:56:11,289 --> 00:56:14,770 A double-stuffed E.T. finger-touch. 717 00:56:14,814 --> 00:56:15,902 What? 718 00:56:21,864 --> 00:56:24,345 - You know in "E.T." where the kid and E.T. 719 00:56:24,389 --> 00:56:25,912 they touch fingers and then they go, 720 00:56:28,697 --> 00:56:30,917 "Ouch!" 721 00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:35,704 Shit, you must've been wasted. 722 00:56:40,448 --> 00:56:42,407 So have you ever done that? 723 00:56:45,323 --> 00:56:50,110 You mean, like have sex with two people at the same time? 724 00:56:51,677 --> 00:56:52,243 Mm-hmm. 725 00:56:54,201 --> 00:56:54,984 No. 726 00:56:56,769 --> 00:56:57,552 It's the best. 727 00:57:00,468 --> 00:57:02,731 You start building up this momentum, 728 00:57:02,775 --> 00:57:03,297 this rhythm, 729 00:57:04,385 --> 00:57:06,735 you know, like a piston engine, 730 00:57:06,779 --> 00:57:08,171 and you're all poundin' away 731 00:57:10,913 --> 00:57:13,481 and your balls are slappin' against the other guy's, 732 00:57:15,570 --> 00:57:18,399 and you can actually feel his cock 733 00:57:19,661 --> 00:57:22,055 through the girl's insides. 734 00:57:23,361 --> 00:57:25,363 What're you two homos gabbing about now? 735 00:57:28,496 --> 00:57:30,324 Have either of you ever done it with an animal? 736 00:57:30,368 --> 00:57:31,151 What? 737 00:57:32,500 --> 00:57:34,720 Have either of you had sex with an animal? 738 00:57:34,763 --> 00:57:36,809 Just you. 739 00:57:36,852 --> 00:57:37,592 Har, har, har. 740 00:57:38,767 --> 00:57:39,551 No, really? 741 00:57:41,030 --> 00:57:44,991 - Have you? - When I was a kid, 742 00:57:45,034 --> 00:57:46,340 we had a golden retriever named Honey... 743 00:57:46,384 --> 00:57:49,430 I do not want to hear any more of this story! 744 00:57:49,474 --> 00:57:50,779 It was a consenting adult. 745 00:57:54,522 --> 00:57:55,915 I fucked a cantaloupe once. 746 00:57:58,091 --> 00:58:00,223 This song always reminds me of Scooter. 747 00:58:00,267 --> 00:58:01,007 Who's Scooter? 748 00:58:02,835 --> 00:58:05,316 He was like my best friend all through high school. 749 00:58:07,361 --> 00:58:09,450 One day, he brought a gun to physics class and told everyone 750 00:58:09,494 --> 00:58:12,148 he was gonna shoot himself in the bathroom, 751 00:58:12,192 --> 00:58:13,498 and he did. 752 00:58:13,541 --> 00:58:14,934 He was always depressed, 753 00:58:14,977 --> 00:58:17,110 I mean, always pulling shit like that, 754 00:58:17,153 --> 00:58:18,329 so nobody believed him. 755 00:58:20,940 --> 00:58:21,593 Death's funny. 756 00:58:24,117 --> 00:58:25,423 Like, at first, it's all weird 757 00:58:25,466 --> 00:58:26,946 and you're all bummed and shit, 758 00:58:28,687 --> 00:58:30,341 like this person you're used to hanging out with 759 00:58:30,384 --> 00:58:33,039 all of sudden doesn't, like, exist anymore. 760 00:58:34,693 --> 00:58:36,259 Then you just get over it and move on. 761 00:58:38,261 --> 00:58:39,567 It's almost for the best. 762 00:58:39,611 --> 00:58:41,830 I mean, Scooter was so sad all the time. 763 00:58:43,832 --> 00:58:45,443 Me and him used to sit in my room 764 00:58:45,486 --> 00:58:47,358 getting stoned, listening to The Smiths. 765 00:58:49,447 --> 00:58:51,753 Like, he was over the night before he killed himself. 766 00:58:53,189 --> 00:58:54,408 Right in the middle of "Unloveable", 767 00:58:54,452 --> 00:58:56,367 he just started crying like crazy. 768 00:58:57,455 --> 00:58:59,065 He was really into The Smiths. 769 00:59:02,895 --> 00:59:05,898 Hey, Amy, remember the time we lost my mom's car? 770 00:59:05,941 --> 00:59:08,030 After the Thrill Kill Kult concert? 771 00:59:09,728 --> 00:59:11,425 We were so trashed, 772 00:59:11,469 --> 00:59:14,167 we couldn't remember where we left the car. 773 00:59:14,210 --> 00:59:16,343 And we looked and looked, 774 00:59:16,387 --> 00:59:19,912 and we walked around and around, 775 00:59:19,955 --> 00:59:23,829 but we could not find the fucking thing to save our life. 776 00:59:23,872 --> 00:59:26,745 We finally ended up taking a cab home. 777 00:59:26,788 --> 00:59:30,444 - Which you puked in. - Which you puked in! 778 00:59:30,488 --> 00:59:33,491 Wait, wait! 779 00:59:37,277 --> 00:59:38,539 How revolting! 780 00:59:41,020 --> 00:59:41,760 Shit! 781 00:59:48,070 --> 00:59:49,071 Amy? What? 782 00:59:52,161 --> 00:59:53,249 Oh fuck! 783 01:00:34,900 --> 01:00:37,293 Oh, my God! Do something! 784 01:00:38,338 --> 01:00:40,340 Like what? 785 01:00:40,383 --> 01:00:42,995 I don't know, something. 786 01:00:43,038 --> 01:00:46,607 What, do I look like, a fucking veterinarian? 787 01:00:47,913 --> 01:00:48,566 Oh, God. 788 01:00:55,616 --> 01:00:58,576 What're you doing? 789 01:01:05,496 --> 01:01:07,106 Jesus fucking Christ! 790 01:01:26,212 --> 01:01:27,518 The world sucks. 791 01:01:33,132 --> 01:01:34,960 No, take the imports. 792 01:01:35,003 --> 01:01:36,831 You get extra tracks. 793 01:01:36,875 --> 01:01:38,267 Oh, right. 794 01:01:50,018 --> 01:01:51,803 Hey. 795 01:01:51,846 --> 01:01:54,501 I just wish I could crawl in here and disappear forever. 796 01:01:58,026 --> 01:01:59,941 Don't you have that at home already? 797 01:02:04,642 --> 01:02:05,860 I miss my records. 798 01:02:10,343 --> 01:02:12,258 Well, well, well, men, lookee here. 799 01:02:12,301 --> 01:02:14,956 Yeah, check out that hot, tight bubble-butt, George. 800 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,959 Oh stop, Dan, I'm gonna pop a boner. 801 01:02:18,003 --> 01:02:19,482 Hey there, sailor. 802 01:02:19,526 --> 01:02:21,093 I like your pretty earrings. 803 01:02:21,136 --> 01:02:22,747 Leave him alone, Pat. 804 01:02:22,790 --> 01:02:25,880 Can't you see he's a shy, sensitive flower? 805 01:02:25,924 --> 01:02:26,577 Hey, X? 806 01:02:28,013 --> 01:02:29,754 What's going on here, man? 807 01:02:29,797 --> 01:02:31,320 No way. 808 01:02:31,364 --> 01:02:32,147 It can't be. 809 01:02:34,672 --> 01:02:35,455 Bambi? 810 01:02:36,587 --> 01:02:37,413 Is it really you? 811 01:02:39,111 --> 01:02:39,633 Fuck! 812 01:02:41,461 --> 01:02:42,331 It's me, George, 813 01:02:43,550 --> 01:02:46,814 your poopsie, your snugly bear. 814 01:02:46,858 --> 01:02:47,772 Look, smegma-breath, I don't know 815 01:02:47,815 --> 01:02:49,469 who the fuck you think I am, 816 01:02:49,512 --> 01:02:52,428 so will you just do me a favor and evacuate? 817 01:02:52,472 --> 01:02:54,126 Bambi? 818 01:02:54,169 --> 01:02:56,389 Poola, don't do this. 819 01:02:56,432 --> 01:02:59,174 Fuck this shit! 820 01:02:59,218 --> 01:03:00,175 Bambi? Bambi! 821 01:03:02,438 --> 01:03:03,788 Please? 822 01:03:31,206 --> 01:03:34,383 - Dig it. - Someone made the bed. 823 01:03:38,736 --> 01:03:40,738 I just hope we don't catch crabs or something. 824 01:03:53,968 --> 01:03:56,275 Life is lonely, boring, and dumb. 825 01:04:01,672 --> 01:04:03,543 Jordan, you want heads or tails? 826 01:04:05,197 --> 01:04:05,719 Huh? 827 01:04:07,590 --> 01:04:08,504 Head or tails? 828 01:04:11,507 --> 01:04:12,334 Whatever. 829 01:04:15,207 --> 01:04:15,729 Heads. 830 01:04:17,165 --> 01:04:17,949 Tails. 831 01:04:24,433 --> 01:04:25,217 Heads. 832 01:04:31,136 --> 01:04:31,702 Oh well. 833 01:04:42,364 --> 01:04:43,670 Is there any more beer? 834 01:04:45,803 --> 01:04:46,717 In the trunk. 835 01:04:53,375 --> 01:04:54,289 Have fun. 836 01:05:02,036 --> 01:05:03,603 - Huh? - Give me your finger. 837 01:05:06,998 --> 01:05:08,216 Oh. 838 01:05:09,652 --> 01:05:10,784 Stick it up my asshole. 839 01:05:10,828 --> 01:05:12,046 What? 840 01:05:12,090 --> 01:05:13,569 Stick your finger up my asshole. 841 01:05:13,613 --> 01:05:15,484 Repulse me! No way! 842 01:05:15,528 --> 01:05:17,138 Come on. 843 01:05:17,182 --> 01:05:18,966 That is the sickest, most grotesque thing... 844 01:05:19,010 --> 01:05:19,575 Do it! 845 01:05:30,195 --> 01:05:30,978 Ow! 846 01:05:32,719 --> 01:05:34,286 Wait, nice and easy. 847 01:06:18,373 --> 01:06:19,984 You're up to bat. 848 01:06:20,027 --> 01:06:21,899 Don't tell me you hogged all the brewskis. 849 01:06:31,256 --> 01:06:35,303 Nothing makes me thirstier than a wicked, excellent fuck. 850 01:06:43,529 --> 01:06:44,443 Go for it, boy-o. 851 01:06:49,709 --> 01:06:50,536 Hey, X, 852 01:06:53,931 --> 01:06:55,323 do you like slam dancing? 853 01:06:56,455 --> 01:06:58,196 It's all right, 854 01:06:58,239 --> 01:07:00,285 except when you get someone's elbow in your eye 855 01:07:00,328 --> 01:07:02,853 or a steel-toed boot in your crotch. 856 01:07:05,856 --> 01:07:06,639 Why? 857 01:07:10,556 --> 01:07:11,209 Have you ever... 858 01:07:12,340 --> 01:07:13,080 I mean... 859 01:07:17,737 --> 01:07:20,653 Does it, like, all those bodies, 860 01:07:22,133 --> 01:07:26,441 all that sweating and pushing and shoving... 861 01:07:28,226 --> 01:07:29,488 Does it give me a hard-on? 862 01:07:36,103 --> 01:07:36,756 Yeah, always. 863 01:07:49,638 --> 01:07:50,901 I, uh, better... 864 01:07:56,167 --> 01:07:56,732 Yeah. 865 01:08:08,092 --> 01:08:08,919 Hey, X, 866 01:08:13,836 --> 01:08:16,751 do you ever wonder what the meaning of our existence is? 867 01:08:19,451 --> 01:08:19,973 Huh? 868 01:08:23,107 --> 01:08:24,499 Do you ever wonder why we exist? 869 01:08:26,414 --> 01:08:26,937 No. 870 01:08:29,417 --> 01:08:30,201 What for? 871 01:08:34,945 --> 01:08:35,728 No reason. 872 01:09:16,334 --> 01:09:16,899 Hey... 873 01:09:19,946 --> 01:09:20,860 Hey, Amy. 874 01:09:21,817 --> 01:09:22,601 What? 875 01:09:25,733 --> 01:09:27,562 You... 876 01:09:27,606 --> 01:09:29,825 You ever wonder what the meaning of our existence is? 877 01:09:31,827 --> 01:09:33,003 You gotta be kidding. 878 01:09:34,438 --> 01:09:36,006 No, really. 879 01:09:37,223 --> 01:09:38,486 Don't you think about it? 880 01:09:39,921 --> 01:09:41,141 Christ, Jordan, I was just about to come. 881 01:09:41,185 --> 01:09:42,577 Can we talk about this later? 882 01:09:44,971 --> 01:09:47,191 I guess. 883 01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:02,423 Ow! 884 01:10:03,946 --> 01:10:06,732 What the fuck are you doing? 885 01:10:06,775 --> 01:10:08,777 Relax, you'll like it. 886 01:10:10,649 --> 01:10:13,695 I'm not gonna like your finger shoved up my shit-chute. 887 01:10:13,739 --> 01:10:16,133 That's grodified! 888 01:10:16,176 --> 01:10:17,482 Jordan, will you please stop being so uptight 889 01:10:17,525 --> 01:10:18,352 and live a little? 890 01:10:18,396 --> 01:10:19,178 Jesus! 891 01:10:21,181 --> 01:10:22,226 I don't know, Amy. 892 01:10:25,490 --> 01:10:26,926 Take a walk on the wild side. 893 01:10:29,146 --> 01:10:30,843 Trust me. 894 01:10:38,677 --> 01:10:39,243 Uh-oh, Amy! 895 01:10:41,636 --> 01:10:42,985 Just be relaxed. 896 01:10:45,205 --> 01:10:47,902 Amy! 897 01:12:00,976 --> 01:12:02,021 Shit! 898 01:12:02,064 --> 01:12:02,848 What? 899 01:12:04,502 --> 01:12:05,155 What is it? 900 01:12:07,157 --> 01:12:08,201 I gotta pee. 901 01:12:09,550 --> 01:12:10,203 Right now? 902 01:12:12,771 --> 01:12:14,338 It's not like I want to get up 903 01:12:14,381 --> 01:12:15,774 and go out into the fucking freezing cold, you know. 904 01:12:15,817 --> 01:12:18,472 But when Nature calls, it fucking hollers. 905 01:12:20,431 --> 01:12:25,087 Hey, just go ahead and let it rip while we're all coming. 906 01:12:25,131 --> 01:12:26,132 - Yuck! - Ooh! 907 01:12:27,220 --> 01:12:28,917 That's so vile and beastly, 908 01:12:28,961 --> 01:12:33,052 I can't believe any human being could even conceive of it. 909 01:12:33,095 --> 01:12:35,272 Jeez, little Miss Polly Pureheart. 910 01:12:38,318 --> 01:12:40,015 You are a demon from hell. 911 01:12:48,502 --> 01:12:50,200 Girls have no sense of adventure. 912 01:12:55,248 --> 01:12:55,988 I guess. 913 01:13:02,995 --> 01:13:04,910 She better hurry. 914 01:13:04,953 --> 01:13:06,564 My woody's startin' to droop. 915 01:13:08,827 --> 01:13:09,348 Mine's not. 916 01:13:16,791 --> 01:13:20,142 What the fuck? 917 01:13:42,774 --> 01:13:45,167 X, man, if this is your idea of... 918 01:13:45,211 --> 01:13:46,125 Shut up! 919 01:14:03,838 --> 01:14:04,622 Amy? 920 01:14:06,667 --> 01:14:07,232 X? 921 01:14:22,988 --> 01:14:25,077 Leave her alone! 922 01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:27,558 Dan! 923 01:14:27,601 --> 01:14:29,255 Please fire up our favorite song. 924 01:14:37,002 --> 01:14:38,220 I pledge allegiance 925 01:14:40,048 --> 01:14:41,659 to the flag 926 01:14:41,702 --> 01:14:44,314 of the United States of America, 927 01:14:46,272 --> 01:14:49,187 and to the republic for which it stands. 928 01:14:51,190 --> 01:14:51,973 One Nation 929 01:14:53,192 --> 01:14:55,368 under God, indivisible... 930 01:14:55,411 --> 01:14:57,152 Leave her the fuck alone! 931 01:14:58,371 --> 01:15:00,330 With liberty and justice... 932 01:15:05,204 --> 01:15:06,727 You fuckin' bitch! 933 01:15:13,299 --> 01:15:14,605 You're gonna pay for that, Bambi. 934 01:15:19,610 --> 01:15:21,612 Part them succulent meat curtains, darling, 935 01:15:23,309 --> 01:15:26,225 and get ready for the religious experience of your life. 936 01:15:26,268 --> 01:15:27,444 You fucking asshole! 937 01:15:28,967 --> 01:15:31,665 Stop it! Stop it! 938 01:15:31,709 --> 01:15:32,579 Stop it! 939 01:15:32,623 --> 01:15:34,407 Just be patient, honey. 940 01:15:34,451 --> 01:15:36,104 You'll get yours. 941 01:15:36,148 --> 01:15:37,671 That's what your mom said, 942 01:15:37,714 --> 01:15:40,107 only I couldn't hear her as well. 943 01:15:40,152 --> 01:15:42,415 She had my sperm gurgling in her mouth. 944 01:15:48,203 --> 01:15:51,946 Don't you ever talk about my mother like that! 945 01:15:56,995 --> 01:15:58,213 You, you, you! 946 01:16:00,128 --> 01:16:01,913 You, dude, are gonna die! 947 01:16:03,871 --> 01:16:06,091 And you, Bambi, 948 01:16:06,134 --> 01:16:10,661 you lying filthy fucking slut, 949 01:16:10,704 --> 01:16:15,230 you're gonna watch me help your little fairy boy-toy... 950 01:16:16,362 --> 01:16:18,799 shuffle off this mortal coil. 951 01:16:26,241 --> 01:16:27,199 Kiss 952 01:16:27,982 --> 01:16:29,810 your puny, 953 01:16:29,854 --> 01:16:31,638 worthless 954 01:16:31,682 --> 01:16:32,509 cock goodbye! 955 01:16:49,526 --> 01:16:52,050 Any last words, queer? 956 01:16:52,093 --> 01:16:54,444 Amy, 957 01:16:56,228 --> 01:16:59,361 I... I love... 958 01:17:12,592 --> 01:17:15,464 Isn't love a many-splendored thing? 959 01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:23,603 Wake up, loverboy! 960 01:17:23,647 --> 01:17:28,434 Open wide and say, "Yummy yum yum!" 961 01:19:21,416 --> 01:19:22,722 You want a Dorito? 58929

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