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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,306 --> 00:00:43,307 How doyou want me? 2 00:00:44,742 --> 00:00:47,709 Oh, that's good. Yeah.Just, uh-- 3 00:00:47,809 --> 00:00:50,139 Just get comfortable. 4 00:00:50,243 --> 00:00:53,301 I'm a little nervous. 5 00:00:53,411 --> 00:00:55,809 Nah, you're doing great. 6 00:00:58,839 --> 00:01:01,171 A little to the right there, gorgeous. 7 00:01:01,274 --> 00:01:03,206 Okay. Like this? 8 00:01:03,308 --> 00:01:06,673 Oh, that-a-girl. 9 00:01:07,777 --> 00:01:10,335 Yeah. 10 00:01:10,444 --> 00:01:13,343 Okay. You ready? 11 00:01:13,445 --> 00:01:16,640 - Yeah. - You're blushing, Dorothy. 12 00:01:19,848 --> 00:01:22,747 Okay, and big sm i le. 13 00:01:22,849 --> 00:01:26,749 Kathy Regan. I will always remember... 14 00:01:26,851 --> 00:01:28,783 the game against Fairfiield. 15 00:01:28,886 --> 00:01:30,866 That one final kick. 16 00:01:30,977 --> 00:01:33,673 State champions, senioryear. 17 00:01:33,780 --> 00:01:35,905 Hunter McCaffrey. 18 00:01:36,014 --> 00:01:38,674 I will always remember all the great times... 19 00:01:38,781 --> 00:01:43,079 with the dirty dozen and mackin 'all the honeys. 20 00:01:44,116 --> 00:01:47,242 Cindy K., Tina B., Michelle H. 21 00:01:47,350 --> 00:01:50,080 Goddamn. Just too many to remember. 22 00:01:50,186 --> 00:01:53,085 - Yeah! - I'll always remember... 23 00:01:53,187 --> 00:01:55,676 Iacrosse champions. 24 00:01:55,788 --> 00:01:58,050 All the glory days with the boys. 25 00:01:58,155 --> 00:02:00,123 I will always remember... 26 00:02:00,222 --> 00:02:02,775 the math club madmen. 27 00:02:02,884 --> 00:02:05,282 - Look 2 1. - Making the perfiect fake I. D.s. 28 00:02:05,385 --> 00:02:07,112 Which lasted six seconds. 29 00:02:09,286 --> 00:02:11,844 - Troy Cochran. - Troy "Cock ring. " 30 00:02:11,954 --> 00:02:13,715 - T roy gives good head. - Fuck you. 31 00:02:13,820 --> 00:02:16,414 - I'll always remember... - Seniors! 32 00:02:16,521 --> 00:02:18,512 the seniorprank. 33 00:02:18,623 --> 00:02:20,953 Seniors! Seniors! Seniors! 34 00:02:25,860 --> 00:02:29,622 @@ 35 00:02:47,694 --> 00:02:50,718 @@ 36 00:03:04,801 --> 00:03:07,201 @@ 37 00:03:23,034 --> 00:03:24,932 @@ 38 00:03:25,034 --> 00:03:28,297 Matthew Kidman. I will always remember-- 39 00:03:49,037 --> 00:03:50,971 Yeah, wel l, I told her I wanted to try out. 40 00:03:55,939 --> 00:04:00,838 We'd like to honor a student who has shown 41 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:04,074 We have no doubt that someday... 42 00:04:04,175 --> 00:04:07,609 he will be one ofthe great politicians in Washington. 43 00:04:07,710 --> 00:04:11,371 The award for the bri ghtest leader of tomorrow... 44 00:04:11,478 --> 00:04:13,869 Matthew Kidman. 45 00:04:16,207 --> 00:04:18,435 - I 'm in! I 'm in! - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 46 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:21,467 Georgetown's taking you? 47 00:04:22,977 --> 00:04:25,876 @@ 48 00:04:47,278 --> 00:04:51,975 @@ 49 00:04:58,984 --> 00:05:00,973 Hey,Jenny. 50 00:05:20,351 --> 00:05:22,874 - Do you have the fever? - No. 51 00:05:23,952 --> 00:05:26,282 Why? Do you? 52 00:05:26,386 --> 00:05:29,046 I don't know. Maybe. 53 00:05:29,154 --> 00:05:31,145 How about you? 54 00:05:31,256 --> 00:05:33,347 I just gotta fuck somethin'. 55 00:05:33,456 --> 00:05:36,787 I said everybodysay "ho"! 56 00:05:36,891 --> 00:05:38,652 Ho! 57 00:05:41,593 --> 00:05:46,219 You know what I say? I saythis prom is gonna be offthe hook! 58 00:05:46,327 --> 00:05:49,226 Do you feel me? Yeah! 59 00:05:53,490 --> 00:05:56,116 Security's gonna be tight. Get wasted before you show up. Yeah! 60 00:05:57,426 --> 00:05:59,255 That's enough. 61 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,917 That's enough. I can wait. 62 00:06:02,026 --> 00:06:04,720 I can wait, people. 63 00:06:04,827 --> 00:06:08,989 Now, here's your student council president... 64 00:06:09,096 --> 00:06:11,392 who has a few announcements to make. 65 00:06:13,165 --> 00:06:14,892 Thanks, Mr. Salinger. 66 00:06:19,834 --> 00:06:22,769 All right. How you doin'? 67 00:06:24,129 --> 00:06:26,960 Okay, uh, let's start off with Operation Get Samnang. 68 00:06:27,064 --> 00:06:29,257 Samnang, baby! 69 00:06:29,364 --> 00:06:31,626 Yeah. 70 00:06:31,731 --> 00:06:34,197 Uh, well, we didit. 71 00:06:34,298 --> 00:06:36,664 Uh, we raised the $25,000. 72 00:06:36,767 --> 00:06:39,928 So now we can bring the genius Samnang out ofCambodia... 73 00:06:40,035 --> 00:06:42,058 and bring him here to study at Westport. 74 00:06:44,502 --> 00:06:48,459 Speaking ofwhich, um, Samnang sent us a new tape. 75 00:06:48,571 --> 00:06:50,469 Show that shit! 76 00:06:50,571 --> 00:06:54,005 Showit! 77 00:06:54,106 --> 00:06:57,260 Hi, everyone. It's Samnang. 78 00:06:57,367 --> 00:07:00,391 Yeah! Samnang! 79 00:07:00,501 --> 00:07:03,866 I'm very excited to be coming soon. 80 00:07:03,969 --> 00:07:05,960 - Areyou excited? - Yeah! 81 00:07:09,540 --> 00:07:13,131 I told my class that I'm coming to America. Theywere sad. 82 00:07:13,239 --> 00:07:16,140 - But Iam so happy. - I want to bang you! 83 00:07:16,242 --> 00:07:19,175 - Go, Cougars! - Yeah! 84 00:07:32,241 --> 00:07:34,901 How do theyskip class everydayandgo to the beach? 85 00:07:35,009 --> 00:07:37,635 Because they just don't care. 86 00:07:48,848 --> 00:07:50,473 Let's go with 'em. 87 00:07:51,949 --> 00:07:54,313 - Seriously. Let's just do it. - Why? 88 00:07:54,416 --> 00:07:57,406 Because, I mean, we never do anything. 89 00:07:57,517 --> 00:08:00,509 I mean, we're graduating. We should be going nuts right now. 90 00:08:00,620 --> 00:08:04,136 - Let's just do something. - I am doing something. I'm going to class. 91 00:08:04,246 --> 00:08:08,180 Klitz, you already got intoYale. I mean, it doesn't matter anymore. 92 00:08:08,282 --> 00:08:11,511 - Yeah, Klitz, you pussy. - Well, why don'tyou go? 93 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:15,207 - Yeah, come on. Let's go. - Beach is for fags, Matt. 94 00:08:15,316 --> 00:08:17,284 - The beach is for fags? - Yeah. 95 00:08:19,051 --> 00:08:21,847 You know what? You guys are fags. 96 00:08:26,521 --> 00:08:28,817 Everyone to the beach! 97 00:08:28,922 --> 00:08:32,287 Let's go! Lock 'em and load 'em, dude. 98 00:08:36,185 --> 00:08:38,174 Fuck it. 99 00:08:56,927 --> 00:08:58,825 Personal power. 100 00:08:58,927 --> 00:09:02,122 Personal power means the ability to act... 101 00:09:02,228 --> 00:09:04,456 the ability to take action. 102 00:09:04,562 --> 00:09:06,523 There are three steps to personal power... 103 00:09:06,623 --> 00:09:09,351 that are necessary to produce the results. 104 00:09:09,458 --> 00:09:13,948 And here 's number one step to personal power. 105 00:09:14,058 --> 00:09:16,822 When you wake up feeling truly lethargic-- 106 00:09:28,231 --> 00:09:29,755 Oh, shit. 107 00:09:37,234 --> 00:09:40,820 F-- 108 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:52,657 Hey! Pull it over! 109 00:09:54,034 --> 00:09:56,330 Pull it over! Pull over! 110 00:10:26,606 --> 00:10:28,834 Oh, you're home early. 111 00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:33,170 Yeah, I postponed yearbook. I gotta work on my speech. 112 00:10:33,275 --> 00:10:34,970 - Mr. President. - Mrs. Peterson. 113 00:10:35,077 --> 00:10:36,940 - Congratulations. - Oh, thankyou. 114 00:10:37,044 --> 00:10:40,876 Congratulations. Georgetown. Wow. You must be flyin'. 115 00:10:40,979 --> 00:10:43,700 Yeah, it's pretty cool. 116 00:10:43,806 --> 00:10:45,635 What's the speech you're working on? 117 00:10:45,740 --> 00:10:48,969 It's for this scholarship I need to get so I can actually go to Georgetown. 118 00:10:49,074 --> 00:10:51,632 It's, um-- It's pretty expensive. 119 00:10:51,742 --> 00:10:55,369 Yeah, what kindofscholarship is it? I mean, what do theygive it for? 120 00:10:55,477 --> 00:10:59,377 It's for the student who best demonstrates, um, moral fiber. 121 00:10:59,479 --> 00:11:01,468 Ah, moral fiber. Well, that's-- 122 00:11:01,579 --> 00:11:04,569 - Oh, I'm sureyou'll get it. - Thanks. I hope so. 123 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:08,739 There's some stiff competition, and they only pick one of us. 124 00:11:08,849 --> 00:11:12,305 So I'll just, uh, have to blow them away with my speech. 125 00:11:14,784 --> 00:11:19,178 Okay. So, why do I deserve this scholarship? 126 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:22,110 Well,John F. Kennedy once said... 127 00:11:22,214 --> 00:11:24,737 "Ask not whatyour country can do foryou... 128 00:11:24,848 --> 00:11:26,839 but whatyou can do for--" 129 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:44,079 @@ 130 00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:03,054 @@ 131 00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:06,589 I'm just saying that this girl was unbelievable. 132 00:12:06,690 --> 00:12:08,988 I mean, she was like this angel. 133 00:12:09,092 --> 00:12:12,787 I mean, she had this smile. I mean,you should have seen it. 134 00:12:12,894 --> 00:12:16,223 - So, did you bang her? - Oh, yeah. Yeah. I banged her. 135 00:12:16,327 --> 00:12:19,658 - That's what a man does. Okay? - Yeah. Okay, Eli. 136 00:12:19,762 --> 00:12:21,723 Good. 137 00:12:21,823 --> 00:12:23,789 Whoa. 138 00:12:23,890 --> 00:12:26,482 Oh, my God. She's so hot. 139 00:12:26,591 --> 00:12:29,558 - What channel, dude? - No. The-- The girl next door. 140 00:12:29,658 --> 00:12:32,819 - I can see herthrough my window. - How's the rack? 141 00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:35,292 God, who is this girl? 142 00:12:35,395 --> 00:12:37,327 - How's the rack? - Hold on. Relax. 143 00:12:37,429 --> 00:12:40,055 No, dude. You relax. Be a man and go over there. 144 00:12:40,163 --> 00:12:42,131 Okay. Saywhat? 145 00:12:42,232 --> 00:12:44,892 I don't know. Get offyour ass and do something. Fuck! 146 00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:51,964 - Hey, what are you doing? - What? 147 00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:55,029 Hey, dude, seriously, I told you. It really freaks me out... 148 00:12:55,130 --> 00:12:57,562 - when you watch that whileyou're talking to me. 149 00:12:57,663 --> 00:12:59,595 Just learn to like it. 150 00:13:05,265 --> 00:13:07,961 Oh, my God. 151 00:13:08,068 --> 00:13:10,466 What? Matt, what? 152 00:13:10,568 --> 00:13:12,727 Matt. 153 00:13:16,804 --> 00:13:18,702 Dude, what the fuck? 154 00:13:39,472 --> 00:13:41,131 Shit. 155 00:14:11,077 --> 00:14:13,102 - Yes? - I'm sorry. 156 00:14:15,246 --> 00:14:17,178 - Dan. - What's going on? 157 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,246 Matthew. 158 00:14:20,347 --> 00:14:22,872 Matthew, come down here. 159 00:14:33,411 --> 00:14:35,470 What are you doi ng up there? 160 00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:37,808 - Nothi n'. - Come down here. 161 00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:47,640 This is Danielle. 162 00:14:47,751 --> 00:14:50,081 You know Mrs. Clark from next door. 163 00:14:50,185 --> 00:14:52,312 Wel l, Danielle's her niece. 164 00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:54,886 Danielle just told us something very interesting. 165 00:14:54,988 --> 00:14:58,854 Mrs. Clark is inAfrica fortwo weeks with her church group. 166 00:14:58,956 --> 00:15:00,888 Didyou know that? 167 00:15:00,990 --> 00:15:05,145 - Um-- - Well, anyway, Danielle 168 00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:07,480 and she's house-sitting while her aunt's away. 169 00:15:07,585 --> 00:15:09,551 Why don't you show her around? 170 00:15:19,856 --> 00:15:22,049 Such a long road, you know. 171 00:15:29,660 --> 00:15:31,628 Uh, what are we doing? 172 00:15:31,729 --> 00:15:35,161 - Did you like whatyou saw? - What areyou talking about? 173 00:15:38,191 --> 00:15:42,089 - Okay. I saw-- I sawyou for, like, an instant. - An instant? 174 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,851 Yeah. It was-- It was no-- It was no big deal. 175 00:15:46,226 --> 00:15:48,385 No, no. It-- It was-- It was a-- 176 00:15:48,493 --> 00:15:51,426 It was a big deal, but it's just that... 177 00:15:51,528 --> 00:15:53,723 I didn't-- 178 00:15:56,097 --> 00:15:57,995 I'm-- I'm sorry. 179 00:15:58,097 --> 00:16:00,861 I'm sorry. 180 00:16:00,966 --> 00:16:02,932 So, what are we gonna do about this? 181 00:16:04,334 --> 00:16:06,892 Uh, I mean, I-- I said-- I said I was sorry. 182 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:14,022 - What? - You saw me. 183 00:16:16,198 --> 00:16:18,687 Yeah, right. Like I'm gonna strip right here. 184 00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:23,824 Areyou-- Areyou serious? 185 00:16:25,668 --> 00:16:27,497 No. 186 00:16:27,601 --> 00:16:30,263 Uh, no. 187 00:16:30,404 --> 00:16:32,495 No. Never gonna happen. 188 00:16:34,571 --> 00:16:37,504 Uh-uh. The whole package. 189 00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:39,835 No, come on. This is good enough. 190 00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:44,199 Jesus! Come on. Will you relax? 191 00:16:44,301 --> 00:16:48,201 Frickin' psycho. 192 00:16:55,706 --> 00:16:57,934 There. You happy now? 193 00:17:03,008 --> 00:17:06,239 - Yep. - Hey! 194 00:17:06,342 --> 00:17:08,276 Wait! 195 00:17:09,644 --> 00:17:11,544 No! 196 00:17:12,613 --> 00:17:14,834 Jesus. Sorry. 197 00:17:14,940 --> 00:17:20,238 @@ 198 00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:27,071 You're an asshole. It's not funny. 199 00:17:27,178 --> 00:17:30,077 - It's a little funny. - @@ 200 00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:32,272 Come on. 201 00:17:32,379 --> 00:17:35,542 Let me in. Let me in. 202 00:17:45,684 --> 00:17:48,373 It's not funny. 203 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,446 It's a little funny. 204 00:17:51,514 --> 00:17:55,412 @@ 205 00:17:55,514 --> 00:17:59,380 @@ 206 00:18:01,451 --> 00:18:05,076 So, what else do you do besides torture people? 207 00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:09,551 - Seriously. What's your story? - I don't know. 208 00:18:09,654 --> 00:18:12,348 I kind of just quit myjob. 209 00:18:12,454 --> 00:18:16,218 I want to start over, maybe go to college. 210 00:18:21,551 --> 00:18:25,417 So, uh, are-- are you here alone or-- 211 00:18:25,519 --> 00:18:27,578 What? What? 212 00:18:27,688 --> 00:18:29,654 Just ask. 213 00:18:33,123 --> 00:18:37,387 Doyou have a-- a boyfriend? 214 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,788 No. 215 00:18:41,292 --> 00:18:45,727 Aren't you gonna ask me ifl have a girlfriend? 216 00:18:45,828 --> 00:18:48,886 - No. - Okay. 217 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:52,226 So, you're about to graduate. You must be going nuts right now. 218 00:18:53,791 --> 00:18:56,349 Yeah. I mean, uh... 219 00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:59,619 it's just been, uh-- been offthe hook, you know. 220 00:18:59,726 --> 00:19:01,624 - Really? - Yeah. 221 00:19:02,928 --> 00:19:04,894 So, what's the craziest thing you've done lately? 222 00:19:04,994 --> 00:19:07,290 Oh, I mean, it's-- it's hard to tell, you know... 223 00:19:07,395 --> 00:19:10,590 because we've-- I've just done so much nuts stuff. 224 00:19:10,696 --> 00:19:14,027 I mean, it's just offthe hook, offthe walls. I mean-- 225 00:19:14,131 --> 00:19:17,155 You haven't done anything, haveyou? 226 00:19:17,265 --> 00:19:19,256 No. 227 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:22,732 It's kindof-- It's kindofbeen myproblem lately. 228 00:19:22,836 --> 00:19:25,853 Come on. There's gotta be something. 229 00:19:25,963 --> 00:19:27,952 What about your girlfriend? 230 00:19:30,330 --> 00:19:35,459 Okay. We can figure this out. You just-- You need a girl. 231 00:19:35,567 --> 00:19:37,533 What kind of girl? 232 00:19:38,901 --> 00:19:40,890 Definitely someone cute. 233 00:19:41,001 --> 00:19:43,194 Definitely. 234 00:19:43,302 --> 00:19:45,429 Someone who can make him laugh. 235 00:19:49,005 --> 00:19:51,403 But he also needs someone who's gonna push him. 236 00:19:52,705 --> 00:19:54,605 Someone who's gonna make him do things... 237 00:19:54,707 --> 00:19:56,764 he never thought he could do. 238 00:19:56,874 --> 00:20:00,460 Like stripping in the middle ofthe street? 239 00:20:23,177 --> 00:20:26,110 - Well, thanks for the ride. - No problem. 240 00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:37,735 Well, um, good night. 241 00:20:37,844 --> 00:20:40,208 Good night. 242 00:20:44,046 --> 00:20:47,070 - Good night. - "Good night"? 243 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:49,976 What areyou, gay? I would have nailed her. 244 00:20:50,081 --> 00:20:52,547 - First ofall, you wouldn't have nailed her. - Whatever, dude. 245 00:20:52,648 --> 00:20:56,707 And,you know, secondly,you know, the vibe was not right. 246 00:20:56,817 --> 00:21:00,410 The vibe wasn't right? Dude, she comes to your house, 247 00:21:00,519 --> 00:21:03,411 What does she have to do? Sit on your face? 248 00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:05,775 - Ow. - Come on, bitch! 249 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,778 Damn. 250 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,711 - Should have kissed her. - You okay? Dude? 251 00:21:10,848 --> 00:21:12,941 All right. You all have this graph, correct? 252 00:21:13,050 --> 00:21:16,484 Good. Let's move along then. 253 00:21:16,585 --> 00:21:18,551 Now, it's a verysimple equation here. 254 00:21:18,651 --> 00:21:20,617 Can anybodygive me the answer to this? 255 00:21:23,487 --> 00:21:25,817 All right. Ifno one knows the answer to this-- 256 00:21:34,524 --> 00:21:37,382 Questions on this? 257 00:21:45,021 --> 00:21:46,748 @@ 258 00:21:51,924 --> 00:21:54,948 Whoo! 259 00:22:01,261 --> 00:22:04,422 - @@ - Yeah! 260 00:22:04,529 --> 00:22:07,589 Good news, ladies and gentlemen. Pop quiz time. 261 00:22:37,068 --> 00:22:42,051 @@ 262 00:22:47,632 --> 00:22:50,497 @@ 263 00:22:51,899 --> 00:22:54,834 That's SamnangSok. He's this complete genius. 264 00:22:54,935 --> 00:22:58,423 So we raised all this money for him to come here and study at our school. 265 00:22:58,535 --> 00:23:00,503 Who's we? 266 00:23:00,604 --> 00:23:02,627 Well, I mean, I-- I did, but-- 267 00:23:02,737 --> 00:23:05,329 but, you know, he could be the next Einstein, you know. 268 00:23:05,438 --> 00:23:08,098 You know, he could cure cancer. 269 00:23:16,336 --> 00:23:18,268 Let's go. 270 00:23:22,738 --> 00:23:25,967 So, what do you want to do? 271 00:23:27,174 --> 00:23:29,163 What? 272 00:23:32,008 --> 00:23:35,635 - I'm not stripping again. - Come on. 273 00:23:50,574 --> 00:23:53,202 Danielle. 274 00:23:53,310 --> 00:23:55,299 Come on. Where areyou going? 275 00:24:08,849 --> 00:24:11,145 Hey, come on. Let's get out ofhere. 276 00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:13,307 How doyou know no one's home? 277 00:24:13,416 --> 00:24:15,850 - I don't. - Come on. 278 00:24:15,952 --> 00:24:18,605 Seriously. This is nuts. 279 00:24:28,984 --> 00:24:33,041 - Ooh, boxers. - I always wear boxers. 280 00:24:33,150 --> 00:24:35,118 You just caught me on a weird day. 281 00:24:46,089 --> 00:24:48,182 So... 282 00:24:48,291 --> 00:24:50,987 what's the craziest thing you've done lately? 283 00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:55,484 Uh, this is right up there. 284 00:25:07,558 --> 00:25:09,319 Oh, my God. 285 00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:13,085 - Uh-oh. - That's-- 286 00:25:13,193 --> 00:25:15,093 - That's Mr. Salinger. - Who? 287 00:25:15,193 --> 00:25:17,184 That's-- That's my principal. Seriously. Let's go. 288 00:25:18,363 --> 00:25:21,592 - It's not funny. - It's a little funny. 289 00:25:22,863 --> 00:25:24,915 Hey. Hey. 290 00:25:28,126 --> 00:25:30,490 Just go with it. 291 00:25:41,963 --> 00:25:44,521 Go, go. 292 00:25:50,968 --> 00:25:54,060 - Dude, I'm kind of uncomfortable watching this with you. 293 00:25:54,169 --> 00:25:56,287 Dude, learn to like it. 294 00:26:01,397 --> 00:26:03,365 I'm all wet. Can I come in? 295 00:26:03,466 --> 00:26:05,659 Uh-- Uh-- 296 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:13,566 Hey, guys. Uh, this is Danielle. 297 00:26:13,670 --> 00:26:16,831 You must be Eli and Klitz. Right. 298 00:26:16,938 --> 00:26:18,961 Hey, come on. We're-- We're all goin' out. 299 00:26:19,071 --> 00:26:23,766 - Can I use your bathroom first? - Oh, uh, it's-- it's over here to the left. 300 00:26:29,936 --> 00:26:32,801 - Dude. - I know. 301 00:26:32,904 --> 00:26:35,132 - Dude. - I know. 302 00:26:35,237 --> 00:26:39,103 @@ 303 00:26:45,141 --> 00:26:48,199 @@ 304 00:26:51,477 --> 00:26:54,000 - Dude, what are we doing here? - Yeah, I know. 305 00:26:54,111 --> 00:26:57,272 Guys, seriously, it's gonna get broken up, like, any second now, right? 306 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,446 Guys? 307 00:27:01,540 --> 00:27:03,506 Hey, relax! 308 00:27:03,607 --> 00:27:07,166 - Chill out! - @@ 309 00:27:13,211 --> 00:27:15,179 - Fuck off. - Sorry. 310 00:27:27,183 --> 00:27:29,615 - @@ - Go. 311 00:27:29,717 --> 00:27:33,116 - So, what do you want to do? - Let'sjust chill. 312 00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:35,337 Hi, guys. 313 00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:37,936 Hey. Is this your party? 314 00:27:38,048 --> 00:27:40,446 No, it's a friend of mine's. 315 00:27:40,548 --> 00:27:43,515 - I'm Hunter. - Danielle. This is Matthew. 316 00:27:43,616 --> 00:27:47,209 - Hey, man. What's up? - What's up? 317 00:27:47,318 --> 00:27:49,443 Can I get you guys something to drink? 318 00:27:49,551 --> 00:27:51,451 - Yeah. - Hey, man. What's up? 319 00:27:51,553 --> 00:27:53,451 - Can you come here for a second? - Yeah. 320 00:27:53,553 --> 00:27:56,349 - Oh, no, it's cool. They're pals. - Oh. 321 00:27:56,454 --> 00:28:00,855 - What's up? - Yeah, man, this party's gettin' kind offull, bro. 322 00:28:00,957 --> 00:28:04,447 - Yeah. So? - So you're gonna have to take off. 323 00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:06,526 - Really? - Yeah. 324 00:28:08,051 --> 00:28:09,951 Okay, but, um... 325 00:28:10,053 --> 00:28:13,646 - I'm-- I'm with her. - Oh, it's cool, dude. She's taken care of. 326 00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:20,312 There's the door. 327 00:28:24,059 --> 00:28:26,355 Drink it! 328 00:28:30,395 --> 00:28:32,224 Kevin's here! 329 00:28:43,958 --> 00:28:45,983 Yo, man. 330 00:28:46,093 --> 00:28:48,616 When's Samsung gettin' here? 331 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:51,387 - Samnang. - Yeah. 332 00:28:51,495 --> 00:28:53,395 Whoo! I love him. 333 00:28:53,497 --> 00:28:57,896 Dude, I'm gonna do that little guy when he gets here. 334 00:28:57,997 --> 00:28:59,897 Hard. 335 00:29:01,299 --> 00:29:04,698 - Cool, dude. I'm sure he'll like that. - Whoo! Samnang! 336 00:29:09,834 --> 00:29:11,795 Excuse me. 337 00:29:27,135 --> 00:29:29,966 - Dude. - I know. 338 00:29:30,069 --> 00:29:35,970 @@ 339 00:29:40,907 --> 00:29:46,163 @@ 340 00:29:47,703 --> 00:29:48,103 @@ 341 00:29:48,103 --> 00:29:50,899 @@ 342 00:30:03,542 --> 00:30:05,531 @@ 343 00:30:06,843 --> 00:30:08,832 What's up? 344 00:30:08,944 --> 00:30:11,708 - What? - You're coming with me right now. 345 00:30:13,246 --> 00:30:15,212 Everybody out. Let's move. 346 00:30:19,107 --> 00:30:20,904 I said out, minions! 347 00:30:21,009 --> 00:30:24,636 - Shit. - Move! Move! Faster,you little maggots. 348 00:30:27,178 --> 00:30:30,168 - So how's everything going? - Fine. 349 00:30:30,279 --> 00:30:32,802 Is everything, you know, okay at home? 350 00:30:32,913 --> 00:30:35,209 All right. What? 351 00:30:35,314 --> 00:30:37,214 Perhaps you should have a seat. 352 00:30:37,316 --> 00:30:41,078 - Perhaps you should bite me. - Perhaps. 353 00:30:43,952 --> 00:30:45,850 Matthew... 354 00:30:45,952 --> 00:30:49,902 we live in a crazy, mixed-up world. 355 00:30:50,013 --> 00:30:53,242 Crazy, but, oh, so beautiful. 356 00:31:10,553 --> 00:31:13,679 Ooh, excellent, grasshopper. 357 00:31:13,788 --> 00:31:17,244 And now for the final task ofyour training. 358 00:31:21,727 --> 00:31:24,412 You're gonna need a harder piece ofwood than that, cowboy. 359 00:31:25,954 --> 00:31:28,682 - That's not her. - Yeah, it is. 360 00:31:32,523 --> 00:31:34,489 Oh! 361 00:31:35,757 --> 00:31:38,815 Oh, no. 362 00:31:38,925 --> 00:31:40,481 Oh, yeah. 363 00:31:49,528 --> 00:31:52,825 Matt, Matt. Dude, you're missin' the best part. 364 00:31:52,929 --> 00:31:55,356 Matt. Dude! Matt. 365 00:31:57,124 --> 00:32:00,091 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Settle down, tiger. 366 00:32:00,192 --> 00:32:03,250 - I know. I know. - It's not funny. Seriously, get away from me. 367 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:05,658 - Dude, don't mess this up. - Mess what up? 368 00:32:05,762 --> 00:32:07,728 Matt, she's a porn star, okay? 369 00:32:07,829 --> 00:32:10,557 Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast. 370 00:32:10,663 --> 00:32:14,688 - Eli, I like this girl. - And you can still like her 371 00:32:16,799 --> 00:32:19,357 Matt, I'm telling you, you're gonna regret this. Whatwould J.F.K. do? 372 00:32:19,466 --> 00:32:21,366 You know he'd tap that ass. 373 00:32:21,468 --> 00:32:23,866 - Eli, I'm never gonna see her again. - You know what? Fine. 374 00:32:23,969 --> 00:32:25,935 - Fine. - Fine! 375 00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:28,622 Goddamn it, Matt. I swear to God... 376 00:32:28,729 --> 00:32:31,391 ifyou don't fuck her, I'll kill myself!. 377 00:32:31,498 --> 00:32:33,726 Matt, please, please, Matt! 378 00:32:33,832 --> 00:32:37,231 Fuck her for me! For me! 379 00:32:49,404 --> 00:32:51,597 - Oh, Marci,you're so funny. - Oh, thanks. 380 00:32:53,506 --> 00:32:55,938 I just saw you naked. 381 00:32:56,040 --> 00:33:00,024 - What? - Oh, don't worry, honey. 382 00:33:00,135 --> 00:33:02,294 - Let's see what else we have. - What are you doin' here? 383 00:33:02,402 --> 00:33:05,528 - I just came here to say hi. - Hi. 384 00:33:05,637 --> 00:33:08,263 Oh, look at this one ofhim. 385 00:33:16,008 --> 00:33:18,600 Hey, buddy. 386 00:33:18,709 --> 00:33:21,301 - What? - That one's the best. 387 00:33:22,510 --> 00:33:24,442 That's such a good one. 388 00:33:24,544 --> 00:33:26,637 - Here you go, Danielle. - Oh, thanks. 389 00:33:32,316 --> 00:33:34,239 Mmm. 390 00:33:34,341 --> 00:33:36,969 - Thatta girl. - This is a cute one. 391 00:33:37,075 --> 00:33:39,543 Ohh, who's your daddy. 392 00:33:39,644 --> 00:33:43,305 So, you were going to school in Los Angeles? 393 00:33:43,412 --> 00:33:46,470 For a while. Uh, but then I started working on other things. 394 00:33:46,580 --> 00:33:49,206 Oh. What kind ofthings? 395 00:33:49,314 --> 00:33:52,145 Let me showyou. 396 00:34:01,318 --> 00:34:02,979 Jesus! 397 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,708 - Areyou okay? - Yeah. I don't know. I, um-- 398 00:34:09,814 --> 00:34:12,078 I don't feel so good. 399 00:34:12,183 --> 00:34:14,877 Oh. 400 00:34:16,583 --> 00:34:18,483 What can I do to makeyou feel better? 401 00:34:20,151 --> 00:34:23,084 Oh,yeah. 402 00:34:34,091 --> 00:34:35,989 I think I'm feeling a lot better now. 403 00:34:36,091 --> 00:34:39,142 - Really? We can go out another night. - No, we're going out tonight. 404 00:34:39,251 --> 00:34:42,084 - Are you sure? - Positive. 405 00:34:46,021 --> 00:34:48,988 - Look, I don't know ifl can do this. - Yes, you can. 406 00:34:49,089 --> 00:34:51,922 For tonight, be the man. 407 00:34:52,025 --> 00:34:55,855 First off, act like you don't even like her. 408 00:34:55,958 --> 00:34:58,483 - Hey. - Hey. 409 00:34:58,592 --> 00:35:01,026 Second, get her drunk-- 410 00:35:01,128 --> 00:35:03,185 really drunk, okay? 411 00:35:03,295 --> 00:35:05,989 That way the true porn star will come out in her. 412 00:35:09,766 --> 00:35:12,781 Here. I, um-- I got us something. 413 00:35:16,059 --> 00:35:18,116 Bourbon? 414 00:35:18,226 --> 00:35:20,353 - Are you trying to get me drunk? - No. What? 415 00:35:21,861 --> 00:35:25,454 - I thoughtyou liked to rock. - Like to rock? 416 00:35:25,563 --> 00:35:27,554 Last andmost important... 417 00:35:28,731 --> 00:35:31,131 always be touching her, man. 418 00:35:31,231 --> 00:35:33,859 That tells heryou came here to get down tonight. 419 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,435 What are we doing? 420 00:35:40,803 --> 00:35:42,771 Just chillin'. 421 00:35:45,664 --> 00:35:47,653 Oh. Hey, look. 422 00:35:53,067 --> 00:35:57,058 Um, may-- maybe, uh, we should, um... 423 00:35:57,169 --> 00:35:59,135 get a room. 424 00:35:59,236 --> 00:36:01,532 Okay. 425 00:36:08,706 --> 00:36:10,672 Here it is. 426 00:36:26,340 --> 00:36:28,272 Wow. 427 00:36:29,575 --> 00:36:31,734 This is, uh-- This is really nice. Uh-- 428 00:36:32,776 --> 00:36:36,640 TV, air conditioner. 429 00:36:36,743 --> 00:36:39,710 Got a little lamp there. 430 00:36:40,811 --> 00:36:43,505 Is that a Monet? 431 00:36:46,048 --> 00:36:47,982 What-- 432 00:36:48,074 --> 00:36:50,040 What are you thinkin'? 433 00:36:50,141 --> 00:36:52,041 What are you thinking? 434 00:36:54,377 --> 00:36:56,343 I don't know. 435 00:37:06,314 --> 00:37:08,282 Do you want to fuck me? 436 00:37:10,549 --> 00:37:12,515 Um-- 437 00:37:16,018 --> 00:37:17,986 Come here. 438 00:37:34,886 --> 00:37:36,852 How do you want me? 439 00:37:38,154 --> 00:37:40,120 Why are you doing this? 440 00:37:40,221 --> 00:37:42,983 What? 441 00:37:43,088 --> 00:37:45,281 This. 442 00:37:47,324 --> 00:37:49,882 Isn't this whatyou want? 443 00:37:49,991 --> 00:37:52,960 To fuck a porn star in a cheap motel room? 444 00:37:58,253 --> 00:38:00,517 So this is what you think of me. 445 00:38:02,822 --> 00:38:04,788 - Danielle, wait. I'm sorry. - Let me guess. 446 00:38:04,889 --> 00:38:08,482 Someone showed you a tape, and you thought, "What the hell. 447 00:38:08,591 --> 00:38:10,650 - Right? - Eli told me to do it. 448 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:12,692 Oh, now that's a mature response. 449 00:38:12,793 --> 00:38:16,124 - Why didn'tyou just tell me? - Because I didn't want to, okay? 450 00:38:19,329 --> 00:38:21,887 Because I loved the way you looked at me. 451 00:38:23,231 --> 00:38:25,665 God, doyou have any idea how-- 452 00:38:28,325 --> 00:38:30,259 Forget it. 453 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,383 - Holdon. - Fuckyou. 454 00:38:42,798 --> 00:38:46,232 @@ 455 00:38:53,768 --> 00:38:56,735 You're done. 456 00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:59,126 @@ 457 00:39:19,670 --> 00:39:22,728 - @@ - Look, I'm-- I'm an idiot, okay? 458 00:39:22,838 --> 00:39:25,170 I saw the tape, and I freaked out. 459 00:39:26,340 --> 00:39:29,239 Hi. I'm comin' in. Can-- Can I come in? 460 00:39:30,411 --> 00:39:32,800 Look, I-- I've just been crazy lately. 461 00:39:32,902 --> 00:39:35,462 I mean, this-- the whole scholarship thing, you know? 462 00:39:35,571 --> 00:39:38,060 I mean, it's-- it's killing me, you know? 463 00:39:38,172 --> 00:39:41,071 But I'm not-- I'm not even thinking about that. 464 00:39:41,173 --> 00:39:44,368 The only thing I care about is you. 465 00:39:44,474 --> 00:39:48,668 You know? All I want is for us to go back to normal again. 466 00:39:48,775 --> 00:39:51,710 It's a real nice place you got here, "D. " 467 00:39:51,811 --> 00:39:55,368 I, um-- 468 00:39:58,678 --> 00:40:01,408 @@ 469 00:40:02,983 --> 00:40:06,032 @@ 470 00:40:06,142 --> 00:40:09,041 Can we... 471 00:40:09,143 --> 00:40:12,042 - talk about this later? - Yeah. 472 00:40:13,678 --> 00:40:15,166 Sure. 473 00:40:32,118 --> 00:40:34,086 I liked that. 474 00:40:34,187 --> 00:40:36,874 - What? - What you said in there. 475 00:40:37,946 --> 00:40:39,641 Thanks. 476 00:40:44,983 --> 00:40:47,973 - Kelly. - Oh. Matthew. 477 00:40:48,084 --> 00:40:50,052 Mm-hmm. 478 00:40:53,521 --> 00:40:56,249 - So you're friends with "D," huh? - Yeah. 479 00:40:56,355 --> 00:40:59,584 Well, we're, um-- We're kind of going out. 480 00:41:02,791 --> 00:41:05,519 Look atyou. 481 00:41:05,625 --> 00:41:07,989 You are a forest fire. 482 00:41:08,092 --> 00:41:10,415 - Are we going? - Yeah. 483 00:41:10,519 --> 00:41:13,509 - You comin' with us? - Where you goin'? 484 00:41:13,620 --> 00:41:15,315 He can't. He's got school tomorrow. 485 00:41:15,422 --> 00:41:19,186 No, no. I'm cool. Like, where are we goin'? 486 00:41:26,525 --> 00:41:28,755 @@ 487 00:41:45,026 --> 00:41:47,584 - @@ - What can I get forya? 488 00:41:47,693 --> 00:41:49,591 Two Scotch rocks and, uh-- 489 00:41:49,693 --> 00:41:53,525 Make it three. Actually, I'll have, uh-- a Long Island iced tea. 490 00:41:56,696 --> 00:41:58,391 So, what grade are you in, man? 491 00:41:58,498 --> 00:42:01,488 I'm a senior, but, uh, I'm about to graduate. 492 00:42:01,599 --> 00:42:03,895 Congratulations. What's next? 493 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,761 Georgetown, hopefully. 494 00:42:05,866 --> 00:42:07,857 Matthew wants to be president. 495 00:42:07,968 --> 00:42:10,594 Really? That's great, man. 496 00:42:10,702 --> 00:42:13,168 Yeah. How do-- How do you two know each other? 497 00:42:13,270 --> 00:42:15,559 How do we know each other? 498 00:42:15,663 --> 00:42:17,654 We used to work together. 499 00:42:17,765 --> 00:42:20,231 So you're, like-- like, an actor? 500 00:42:20,332 --> 00:42:22,230 Hmm? No. 501 00:42:22,332 --> 00:42:25,925 Strictly producer. But "D" and I also used to go out. 502 00:42:26,034 --> 00:42:27,934 Excuse me a sec. 503 00:42:30,170 --> 00:42:32,136 So you guys went out? 504 00:42:33,237 --> 00:42:35,169 Thankyou. 505 00:42:35,271 --> 00:42:39,171 - Look, can we just talk? - Talk. 506 00:42:40,441 --> 00:42:42,839 I don't know ifthis is reallythe place. 507 00:42:42,941 --> 00:42:45,339 - Why? What's wrong with it? - Oh, nothing. 508 00:42:45,442 --> 00:42:47,699 It's-- It's fine. 509 00:42:47,804 --> 00:42:51,327 It's one of my favorites. 510 00:42:52,871 --> 00:42:57,033 - @@ - Hey. You got one for me? 511 00:43:03,810 --> 00:43:05,708 @@ 512 00:43:05,810 --> 00:43:08,675 - What are you doing? - What? 513 00:43:08,777 --> 00:43:10,369 Here. 514 00:43:10,479 --> 00:43:13,173 You turn it like so. 515 00:43:19,375 --> 00:43:21,398 Hey, where you goin'? 516 00:43:21,508 --> 00:43:24,270 The bathroom. Is that okay? 517 00:43:24,376 --> 00:43:26,344 Yeah. 518 00:43:26,445 --> 00:43:29,276 @@ 519 00:43:29,379 --> 00:43:31,902 So you're really into her, huh? 520 00:43:32,013 --> 00:43:35,913 Hey. I get it, man. Believe me. She's gorgeous. 521 00:43:36,015 --> 00:43:38,777 I just thinkyou'd want someone moreyour age. 522 00:43:38,882 --> 00:43:41,815 - She is my age. - Yeah. I meant... 523 00:43:41,917 --> 00:43:43,883 experience-wise. 524 00:43:43,983 --> 00:43:46,451 No offense. 525 00:43:46,551 --> 00:43:49,418 Don't worry about it. I'm gonna take care ofyou. 526 00:43:51,053 --> 00:43:53,740 Oh, myGod. That's Mr. Peterson. 527 00:43:53,847 --> 00:43:57,281 That's my dad's friend. He comes over to dinner all the time with his wife. 528 00:43:57,382 --> 00:44:01,111 Really? Hey, Peterson. 529 00:44:01,217 --> 00:44:03,581 Dude, what areyou-- What areyou doing, man? 530 00:44:03,684 --> 00:44:06,344 Yeah,you. Get overhere. 531 00:44:06,452 --> 00:44:10,784 Goddamn, Peterson. Haven't seen your black ass in ages. 532 00:44:10,887 --> 00:44:12,750 I -- I -- Do I know you? 533 00:44:12,854 --> 00:44:15,755 - What the fuck's your problem? - I -- Uh-- 534 00:44:15,857 --> 00:44:17,789 J ust fuckin' with you, man. 535 00:44:17,890 --> 00:44:21,551 Hey. You know myfriend Mattyhere, right? 536 00:44:23,694 --> 00:44:27,517 - @@ - Matthew. Hi. 537 00:44:27,620 --> 00:44:31,110 Peterson, this is Matty's first time. 538 00:44:31,222 --> 00:44:34,018 Why don't you buy him a dance? 539 00:44:34,123 --> 00:44:36,055 @@ 540 00:44:39,524 --> 00:44:42,423 So, did you hear about that scholarship yet? 541 00:44:43,526 --> 00:44:46,857 Uh, no. The big dinner's on Thursday. 542 00:44:46,961 --> 00:44:51,089 Uh-huh. 543 00:44:51,197 --> 00:44:55,493 So, uh, what's it for again? 544 00:44:55,597 --> 00:44:57,990 The scholarship. 545 00:44:58,093 --> 00:45:02,025 It's for, uh, moral fiber. 546 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,155 @@ 547 00:45:08,728 --> 00:45:11,593 So, who is this guy? He's, like, a porn producer? 548 00:45:11,696 --> 00:45:13,596 Klitz, shut up. Now, the strippers. 549 00:45:13,698 --> 00:45:17,029 When you were getting a lap dance, were they cool with you grabbing their ass-- 550 00:45:17,133 --> 00:45:20,191 Dude, oh, my-- oh, my God. I'm trying to talk about Danielle. 551 00:45:20,301 --> 00:45:22,529 Fine. Selfish bitch. 552 00:45:22,634 --> 00:45:26,261 Forteenagers, sexual intercourse can be dangerous. 553 00:45:26,369 --> 00:45:30,456 Jesus, what hack made this? I could make a better 554 00:45:30,565 --> 00:45:33,123 Why don't they update this thing? 555 00:45:33,232 --> 00:45:35,494 Special events, such as your senior prom... 556 00:45:35,599 --> 00:45:38,964 place added pressure on young teens to lose theirvirginity... 557 00:45:39,067 --> 00:45:41,659 and also engage in unprotected sex. 558 00:45:44,969 --> 00:45:47,333 - Hello. - Hey, Bob. 559 00:45:47,436 --> 00:45:50,166 We're all going to the creek tonight. It's gonna be a gas. 560 00:45:50,272 --> 00:45:53,569 - You're comin', right? - I can't, guys. 561 00:45:54,873 --> 00:45:57,601 I have a baby now. 562 00:45:59,242 --> 00:46:01,435 Because of prom. 563 00:46:04,303 --> 00:46:06,203 What? 564 00:46:06,305 --> 00:46:08,362 Yeah, right. 565 00:46:08,472 --> 00:46:10,631 You guys everthought about it? 566 00:46:10,738 --> 00:46:12,638 No. 567 00:46:14,974 --> 00:46:18,305 I just thinkyou guys would be really hot. You girls are 1 8, right? 568 00:46:18,409 --> 00:46:20,841 - I am. - I will be in a month. 569 00:46:20,943 --> 00:46:23,375 - Really? You ever been photographed? - Yeah. A couple oftimes. 570 00:46:23,477 --> 00:46:26,002 Hey, you guys know Matty? 571 00:46:26,113 --> 00:46:29,103 I hung with him last night. Guy's the tits. 572 00:46:29,214 --> 00:46:32,873 - There's my man. - How you doin'? 573 00:46:32,980 --> 00:46:35,498 What's up, fellas? 574 00:46:37,776 --> 00:46:39,935 Matty... 575 00:46:40,043 --> 00:46:43,442 you didn't tell me you got some serious burners at your school here. 576 00:46:43,544 --> 00:46:45,307 - Shut up. - Don't say that. 577 00:46:45,413 --> 00:46:47,470 Hey, you know who's got the killer bud? 578 00:46:48,614 --> 00:46:51,206 This fucker right here. 579 00:46:51,315 --> 00:46:54,874 What areyou talking about? 580 00:46:54,983 --> 00:46:57,006 - Yeah, come on. - Yeah. You have some? 581 00:46:57,117 --> 00:46:59,481 - Uh-- - Yeah. Come on. 582 00:46:59,584 --> 00:47:02,483 - Holy shit! - You guys should party. 583 00:47:02,585 --> 00:47:04,815 - Can I-- - All right. We're out. 584 00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:07,641 - Uh, holdon a sec. - Hey. Whereyou going? 585 00:47:07,747 --> 00:47:09,645 - Got things to do, ladies. - So, you wanna hang out? 586 00:47:09,747 --> 00:47:13,112 - Hop in, fellas. - Aren't you gonna photograph us? 587 00:47:16,750 --> 00:47:18,875 - Always leave 'em wantin' more. - Watch it! 588 00:47:34,990 --> 00:47:38,185 Man, there is some talent here. 589 00:47:39,728 --> 00:47:42,709 You get those girls together with those ass-bags right there... 590 00:47:42,820 --> 00:47:46,845 shoot 'em humping at, like, a football game or at a prom... 591 00:47:46,956 --> 00:47:49,946 that video would sel l. Fuck, I 'm good! 592 00:47:50,057 --> 00:47:51,955 How do I get these ideas? 593 00:47:52,057 --> 00:47:53,957 It's like a gift, you know. 594 00:47:54,059 --> 00:47:55,991 It's like I can't control it. 595 00:48:00,194 --> 00:48:03,650 So, what are we doin', men? 596 00:48:03,762 --> 00:48:05,728 Right. I need to transfer that. 597 00:48:07,164 --> 00:48:09,426 You know, you really didn't have to come with me. 598 00:48:09,531 --> 00:48:13,288 Ah, it's cool. I like runnin' errands. 599 00:48:15,226 --> 00:48:18,523 Soyou raised 25 G's just to bring this Chinese guy over. 600 00:48:18,627 --> 00:48:20,684 He's Cambodian. 601 00:48:20,794 --> 00:48:24,091 Okay, so that's 25,000 total... 602 00:48:24,195 --> 00:48:27,287 deposited into the Operation Get Samnang account. 603 00:48:27,396 --> 00:48:29,830 Hey, soyou raised all the moneyyou needed. 604 00:48:29,932 --> 00:48:31,830 - Congratulations. - Thanks. 605 00:48:31,932 --> 00:48:34,125 So, is this Samnang really as smart as they say? 606 00:48:34,233 --> 00:48:37,564 Well, he did teach himself calculus without even using his textbook. 607 00:48:37,667 --> 00:48:39,396 - So-- - Wow. 608 00:48:39,503 --> 00:48:42,902 Those crazy little fuckers, man. They sure know their numbers. 609 00:48:45,498 --> 00:48:49,125 Uh,Jeannie, this is my, um-- This is my student adviser. 610 00:48:49,233 --> 00:48:51,722 Oh. You're Mr. Salinger? 611 00:48:51,833 --> 00:48:55,494 Just here to make sure everything's up to par. Wow. 612 00:48:55,602 --> 00:48:58,797 - What? - I love those earrings. 613 00:49:00,403 --> 00:49:02,995 - Oh, thankyou. - Theyreallycomplementyour coloring. 614 00:49:03,104 --> 00:49:05,332 Thanks. I just got back from Cabo. 615 00:49:05,437 --> 00:49:07,699 - Did you? - Yeah. 616 00:49:07,804 --> 00:49:11,033 Okay. Well, uh, we gotta go. Thanks,Jeannie. 617 00:49:11,139 --> 00:49:13,369 - Man, what were you doing? - Yeah. 618 00:49:13,475 --> 00:49:15,634 There's a bar under there, sit with other people. 619 00:49:15,742 --> 00:49:18,038 - You have been there. See? I knew. - No. No. 620 00:49:18,142 --> 00:49:20,897 - I couldshowyou around. - This guy's unbelievable. 621 00:49:21,003 --> 00:49:22,903 You. 622 00:49:31,774 --> 00:49:34,502 - Where you guys goin'? - Vegas, baby. 623 00:49:34,608 --> 00:49:39,634 We got the convention. Gotta press the flesh, meet the fans. 624 00:49:39,745 --> 00:49:41,802 So that's it? You're just goin' back? 625 00:49:42,846 --> 00:49:44,812 I don't belong here. 626 00:49:44,912 --> 00:49:48,471 What doyou-- What doyou mean? What about starting over? 627 00:49:48,581 --> 00:49:50,547 This is what I am. 628 00:49:52,843 --> 00:49:55,969 Allright, "D. " Let's roll. 629 00:50:13,616 --> 00:50:16,276 Dude, it's not your fault. 630 00:50:16,384 --> 00:50:18,375 No, it is my fault. 631 00:50:18,486 --> 00:50:21,681 If I hadn't been such a dick and taken her to that motel room-- 632 00:50:21,787 --> 00:50:24,576 Yeah, that was a little forward, don'tyou think? 633 00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:27,648 - Dude. - What? 634 00:50:27,749 --> 00:50:30,147 Matt, the point is she made her decision. 635 00:50:30,249 --> 00:50:32,238 There's nothin' you can do about it now. 636 00:50:37,686 --> 00:50:39,652 Yeah, there is. 637 00:50:46,956 --> 00:50:48,854 - Hey, hey, Dad. - Mom, don't wait up. 638 00:50:48,956 --> 00:50:50,947 - I'm gonna be late. - I'll watch it with you tomorrow. 639 00:50:51,058 --> 00:50:54,321 - SharkWeek is all week long. - God, I just wanna bang hot chicks. 640 00:50:54,426 --> 00:50:55,982 @@ 641 00:51:07,224 --> 00:51:09,190 @@ 642 00:51:12,692 --> 00:51:16,217 - @@ - @@ 643 00:51:21,194 --> 00:51:23,822 @@ 644 00:51:40,530 --> 00:51:42,894 @@ 645 00:51:42,997 --> 00:51:45,361 - Move it. - Sorry. 646 00:51:46,165 --> 00:51:47,596 Big smile. 647 00:51:55,268 --> 00:51:57,496 @@ 648 00:51:57,602 --> 00:52:01,195 - Yo, man, no press! -No, no, no. I'm not-- I'm not press. 649 00:52:01,303 --> 00:52:05,060 I 'm still in high school, okay? This is for my high school video yearbook. 650 00:52:05,165 --> 00:52:07,597 I swear to God. 651 00:52:08,633 --> 00:52:11,657 - @@ - That's right, bitch. 652 00:52:11,768 --> 00:52:13,734 Athena! 653 00:52:17,836 --> 00:52:20,564 Jesus, is that her? 654 00:52:21,672 --> 00:52:23,797 Come on. Come on. 655 00:52:41,572 --> 00:52:43,538 Give me a second, guys. 656 00:52:43,639 --> 00:52:45,402 Athena!Athena! 657 00:52:45,508 --> 00:52:47,667 - Danielle. - Athena!Athena! 658 00:52:47,775 --> 00:52:50,105 Danielle. 659 00:52:50,208 --> 00:52:53,835 Athena, right here. Keep working it, Athena. 660 00:52:56,444 --> 00:53:00,902 - Look, I'm sorry. I-- I had to come. 661 00:53:01,013 --> 00:53:03,479 I feel like this is all my fault. 662 00:53:03,580 --> 00:53:05,671 Who is this guy? 663 00:53:05,781 --> 00:53:07,765 Will you at least look at me? 664 00:53:09,442 --> 00:53:12,034 You're the best thing that ever happened to me, okay? 665 00:53:12,143 --> 00:53:14,168 - Me too! - Danielle. 666 00:53:14,278 --> 00:53:16,608 He's so sweet. 667 00:53:18,612 --> 00:53:21,274 Danielle. 668 00:53:21,381 --> 00:53:24,007 Nice job, dickwad. 669 00:53:24,115 --> 00:53:26,604 - Danielle. - Hey, man. Get me out ofthis thing. 670 00:53:26,716 --> 00:53:28,682 - Take me with you, dude. - Danielle. 671 00:53:28,783 --> 00:53:30,978 J ust leave me alone, please. 672 00:53:32,017 --> 00:53:34,212 Danielle. 673 00:53:35,252 --> 00:53:37,379 Danielle, Danielle, Danielle. 674 00:53:37,487 --> 00:53:39,853 - Hugo, hi. - Look atyou. 675 00:53:39,947 --> 00:53:42,675 You look fantastic. 676 00:53:42,782 --> 00:53:46,739 Juststarting out andeveryone knowsyourname. 677 00:53:46,850 --> 00:53:50,079 - No, they don't. - So how's Kelly treating you? 678 00:53:50,185 --> 00:53:52,242 - Okay. -Just okay? 679 00:53:53,453 --> 00:53:55,578 Danielle, what do we know? Hmm? 680 00:53:55,687 --> 00:53:57,585 - Uh-- - What do we know? 681 00:53:57,687 --> 00:54:00,622 We know thatyoushould be with me. 682 00:54:00,723 --> 00:54:03,519 At the top where the air is crisp. 683 00:54:04,823 --> 00:54:07,756 - Nice tan. - Kelly, what do we say? 684 00:54:07,857 --> 00:54:09,848 Fuckyou. 685 00:54:09,959 --> 00:54:12,976 Always with the big words. 686 00:54:13,087 --> 00:54:15,713 Danielle, where the air is crisp. 687 00:54:18,188 --> 00:54:22,054 - What does that mean? - Nothing. He's just being Hugo. 688 00:54:22,157 --> 00:54:25,283 Matty. What areyou doing here? 689 00:54:26,392 --> 00:54:29,086 Um, look, Kelly, no offense... 690 00:54:29,193 --> 00:54:32,183 but I really don't think Danielle wants to be here right now. 691 00:54:37,028 --> 00:54:39,326 Matthew, please just go home, okay? 692 00:54:41,964 --> 00:54:45,083 Hey, "D." "D." 693 00:54:45,192 --> 00:54:49,058 I'm sorry, man. Come on. Let's get out ofhere. 694 00:54:53,227 --> 00:54:55,923 What's up? 695 00:54:56,030 --> 00:54:58,724 - It's not cute anymore. - What? 696 00:54:58,831 --> 00:55:01,923 Stop filling her head with that-- Do not piss me off!. 697 00:55:02,032 --> 00:55:04,021 Hey, I thought we were friends. 698 00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:07,889 Friends don't fuckwith each other's business. 699 00:55:08,001 --> 00:55:10,695 And that's what this is-- my fuckin' business. 700 00:55:13,636 --> 00:55:16,296 What? 701 00:55:16,403 --> 00:55:18,421 What areyou gonna do? 702 00:55:21,700 --> 00:55:23,666 Yeah, that's what I thought. 703 00:55:23,766 --> 00:55:25,664 Stay the fuck away from her. 704 00:55:30,536 --> 00:55:33,731 Matt, seriously, man, it's 2:00 in the morning. 705 00:55:33,837 --> 00:55:36,360 Hey, what about your thing tomorrow? The scholarship dinner? 706 00:55:37,839 --> 00:55:39,828 Sorry, I gotta do this. 707 00:55:40,873 --> 00:55:44,068 @@ 708 00:55:45,808 --> 00:55:49,401 Oh, by the way, ifthings get bad, just bolt, okay? 709 00:55:49,509 --> 00:55:53,129 - What? What do you mean "things get bad"? 710 00:55:53,237 --> 00:55:56,102 Wait, wait. What's he talking about? 711 00:56:13,145 --> 00:56:16,044 Hi. 712 00:56:20,582 --> 00:56:23,041 Dude, am I ugly? 713 00:56:23,142 --> 00:56:24,698 What? 714 00:56:24,809 --> 00:56:27,640 No. No, man. You're fine. 715 00:56:27,743 --> 00:56:30,576 -Just--Just relax. - No, I'm ugly. I know it. 716 00:56:32,145 --> 00:56:34,873 So, what doyou guys do? 717 00:56:34,979 --> 00:56:37,878 I get freaky. 718 00:56:37,980 --> 00:56:40,640 Uh-- Uh, we're directors. 719 00:56:40,748 --> 00:56:44,238 Really? Wouldyou guys ever want to use me 720 00:56:44,349 --> 00:56:46,112 Uh-- 721 00:56:46,218 --> 00:56:48,207 Hell, yeah, we'll use you. 722 00:56:48,318 --> 00:56:52,218 Baby, I'll do things to you I wouldn't do to a farm animal. 723 00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:55,289 - What the fuck did you just say? - Honey... 724 00:56:55,390 --> 00:56:58,075 these guys are directors and theywant to use me. 725 00:56:58,182 --> 00:57:02,082 - "Useyou"? - Guys, this is my boyfriend-- Mule. 726 00:57:03,683 --> 00:57:06,582 Uh, hi, Mule. 727 00:57:10,853 --> 00:57:13,945 - Let's do it. - @@ 728 00:57:14,054 --> 00:57:16,384 Man, you gotta use my girl, bro. She's so good. 729 00:57:16,488 --> 00:57:18,456 I am. I really am. 730 00:57:18,557 --> 00:57:20,887 Doyou want to give hera throw? 731 00:57:20,990 --> 00:57:25,425 - Yeah. Try me out. - No, you know. No. 732 00:57:25,526 --> 00:57:28,077 Well, come on. At least feel hertits. 733 00:57:28,187 --> 00:57:31,416 Uh, I'm okay. I-- I can't. Thankyou though. 734 00:57:31,521 --> 00:57:34,852 Fuck it. I'll feel one. 735 00:57:46,093 --> 00:57:50,824 We're allset fortomorrow. Athena will be there, 736 00:57:52,562 --> 00:57:56,587 Not bad, huh? Suckers cost me six grand. 737 00:57:56,697 --> 00:57:58,631 Yo, Mule. 738 00:57:58,731 --> 00:58:00,633 What the hell are you doing? 739 00:58:00,726 --> 00:58:03,591 Steel, check it out, man. 740 00:58:03,693 --> 00:58:05,921 These guys are directors. 741 00:58:06,027 --> 00:58:08,823 Man, these punks ain't directors. 742 00:58:08,928 --> 00:58:12,293 They're in high school, you idiot. 743 00:58:12,396 --> 00:58:14,660 Okay, here's the thing-- 744 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,627 Oh, shit! 745 00:58:27,336 --> 00:58:29,325 - Come on, Klitz! - Get off ofthis! 746 00:58:29,436 --> 00:58:31,493 Whoa! 747 00:58:36,365 --> 00:58:38,957 @@ 748 00:58:39,066 --> 00:58:41,498 - Matty, time to go. Time to go. - What happened? 749 00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:43,397 It got bad. Bolt! Bolt! 750 00:58:43,502 --> 00:58:45,900 - Dude, wait up. - Fuckyou, dude! 751 00:58:52,905 --> 00:58:54,632 Excuse me. 752 00:58:54,739 --> 00:58:57,797 I just want to letyou know, I know who you really are. 753 00:58:59,908 --> 00:59:01,965 And you're better than this. 754 00:59:09,505 --> 00:59:12,563 @@ 755 00:59:33,014 --> 00:59:35,480 @@ 756 00:59:42,177 --> 00:59:44,700 Yeah. 757 00:59:51,881 --> 00:59:53,847 Need a ride to school? 758 00:59:58,450 --> 01:00:01,906 It's allyou now. I mean, nowyou can do whateveryou want. 759 01:00:03,017 --> 01:00:04,951 Why do you believe in me so much? 760 01:00:05,053 --> 01:00:07,781 I don't know. Maybe I'm stupid. 761 01:00:12,182 --> 01:00:14,444 Good luck tonight. 762 01:00:14,549 --> 01:00:16,515 Thanks. 763 01:00:17,650 --> 01:00:19,707 - Bye. - Bye. 764 01:00:35,623 --> 01:00:39,182 Will you go to prom with me? 765 01:00:39,291 --> 01:00:41,191 What? 766 01:00:46,688 --> 01:00:48,916 I would love to. 767 01:00:52,123 --> 01:00:57,616 Now for the scientific explanation. Anybody? 768 01:01:00,127 --> 01:01:03,060 That your speech? 769 01:01:03,161 --> 01:01:05,218 Yeah. 770 01:01:05,328 --> 01:01:07,988 You ready for tonight? 771 01:01:08,095 --> 01:01:12,189 - Don't worry, man. You're gonna be great. - I have to be. 772 01:01:24,928 --> 01:01:27,294 That fuckin' bitch can't just run away... 773 01:01:27,395 --> 01:01:29,522 'cause she don't want to fuck on film anymore! 774 01:01:29,631 --> 01:01:32,154 May I helpyou? 775 01:01:32,265 --> 01:01:35,528 - Get up. - Okay, okay. 776 01:01:44,002 --> 01:01:46,129 Stay in school. 777 01:01:49,866 --> 01:01:52,924 Look, I have the most important dinner of my life tonight... 778 01:01:53,033 --> 01:01:56,592 so whereverwe're going, we just have to be home by 6:00. 779 01:01:56,700 --> 01:01:58,600 Just soyou know. 780 01:02:00,235 --> 01:02:02,203 Here he comes. 781 01:02:04,604 --> 01:02:08,060 - It's a cool ride, huh? - Yeah, ifyou're a fag. 782 01:02:08,172 --> 01:02:10,798 -Jesus! - It's cool! It's cool! 783 01:02:10,906 --> 01:02:13,134 Get in. 784 01:02:23,937 --> 01:02:25,837 Where are we going? 785 01:02:25,939 --> 01:02:28,098 I thought you were cool, man. 786 01:02:28,206 --> 01:02:30,968 I tried to beyour friend, and what doyou do? You fuck me. 787 01:02:31,074 --> 01:02:34,872 - I didn't fuckyou. - She didn't show up on set 788 01:02:34,976 --> 01:02:39,204 Now I'm out 30 grand. Guess who's paying me back. 789 01:02:39,309 --> 01:02:41,573 What? I don't have 30 grand. 790 01:02:41,678 --> 01:02:44,577 - Getyour folks to helpyou out. - Theydon't have that kindofmoney. 791 01:02:44,679 --> 01:02:48,113 Look, Kelly, I'm a problem solver, all right? 792 01:02:48,214 --> 01:02:50,908 This is what I do. Okay? 793 01:02:51,015 --> 01:02:54,908 Let's just-- Let's just think outside of the box here. 794 01:02:55,010 --> 01:02:58,737 Look, she'll get ajob, I'll keep mowing lawns. 795 01:02:58,843 --> 01:03:02,299 Over time, we'll pay it down. You know? This can work. 796 01:03:02,411 --> 01:03:05,845 We can do this. It'll be like a payment plan. 797 01:03:13,250 --> 01:03:15,148 You really care about her, huh? 798 01:03:15,250 --> 01:03:17,878 - Yeah, I really do. - I don't know. 799 01:03:17,986 --> 01:03:20,316 IfI'm gonna do this payment plan thing... 800 01:03:20,419 --> 01:03:22,476 I need a show of good faith, you know? 801 01:03:22,586 --> 01:03:26,181 - Something concrete. - Well, like what? 802 01:03:28,548 --> 01:03:32,004 A blow job. 803 01:03:32,116 --> 01:03:34,243 Nah, I told you. She's not gonna do that anymore. 804 01:03:34,352 --> 01:03:37,217 Who said anything about her? 805 01:03:41,153 --> 01:03:44,882 Yeah. We're definitely outside the box now, huh? 806 01:03:44,988 --> 01:03:47,320 Nowyou gotta askyourself... 807 01:03:47,423 --> 01:03:50,151 how far are you willing to go, hmm? 808 01:03:51,590 --> 01:03:55,046 Howmuch doyou reallycare about her? 809 01:03:59,954 --> 01:04:01,852 I'm joking, man! 810 01:04:01,954 --> 01:04:05,149 Relax. 811 01:04:07,623 --> 01:04:10,488 - Damn! Do I look gay to you? - No, but, geez-- 812 01:04:18,161 --> 01:04:20,026 You wanna be president... 813 01:04:20,127 --> 01:04:22,687 Iet me tell you the first rule of politics: 814 01:04:22,797 --> 01:04:26,322 Always know ifthe juice is worth the squeeze. 815 01:04:26,431 --> 01:04:28,329 You know what that means? 816 01:04:28,431 --> 01:04:32,586 It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept 817 01:04:38,662 --> 01:04:40,651 All right. I'm sorry, okay? 818 01:04:43,830 --> 01:04:46,558 That's gonna swell up like a bitch. Here, take these. 819 01:04:50,666 --> 01:04:53,258 I'm telling you, it's gonna hurt like shit. 820 01:04:59,602 --> 01:05:01,627 I'm sorry I got upset. 821 01:05:01,738 --> 01:05:05,426 I just-- I felt taken advantage of. 822 01:05:05,533 --> 01:05:09,397 Look, I'm not gonna be a dick. I know she loves you. 823 01:05:09,499 --> 01:05:11,933 I'm gonna leave you guys alone. 824 01:05:12,035 --> 01:05:14,194 But nowyou're doing something for me. 825 01:05:25,174 --> 01:05:27,436 Remember that ass-bag Hugo from the convention? 826 01:05:27,541 --> 01:05:29,905 We used to be partners a long time ago. 827 01:05:30,008 --> 01:05:31,906 One day, I had this killer idea... 828 01:05:32,008 --> 01:05:34,101 to make films set in real-life situations. 829 01:05:34,210 --> 01:05:37,762 You know, Real World porn. 830 01:05:37,871 --> 01:05:40,770 I tell the idea to Hugo. He says he'll think about it. 831 01:05:40,872 --> 01:05:43,134 And what does that motherfucker do? 832 01:05:43,239 --> 01:05:46,729 Takes my best girls, starts his own companywith my idea... 833 01:05:46,841 --> 01:05:49,069 and the guy makes millions. 834 01:05:49,175 --> 01:05:52,142 It's not the money that pisses me off. I mean, yeah, fuck... 835 01:05:52,242 --> 01:05:54,176 it does piss me off, but that's not it. 836 01:05:54,278 --> 01:05:56,972 It's the perception. Everybody thinks Hugo's the genius. 837 01:05:57,078 --> 01:06:01,272 It was my idea. It's like he's Simon and I'm Garfunkel. 838 01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:05,046 Look at me, man. 839 01:06:05,147 --> 01:06:07,172 I'm fuckin' Garfunkel. 840 01:06:10,277 --> 01:06:12,368 Look, seriously. I can't do this. 841 01:06:12,477 --> 01:06:14,602 Don't be a pussy. Nobody's home. 842 01:06:20,514 --> 01:06:23,675 - Why doyou want this thing so bad? - Because. It should've been mine. 843 01:06:23,782 --> 01:06:26,180 - I'mjust gonna grab it andleave. - You don't understand. 844 01:06:26,283 --> 01:06:30,682 I have to be at a dinner in an hour. Mywhole life depends on it. 845 01:06:30,783 --> 01:06:33,944 - You want me out of Danielle's life? - Yes, I do. 846 01:06:34,051 --> 01:06:36,576 - Then let's go. - But wait. Seriously-- 847 01:06:36,687 --> 01:06:40,380 Sometimes in life, ifyou want to do something good, 848 01:06:40,487 --> 01:06:43,606 Yeah, but this is breaking and entering. 849 01:06:43,714 --> 01:06:45,614 This is politics. 850 01:06:50,217 --> 01:06:54,208 Hey, after this, we're cool, okay? 851 01:06:56,886 --> 01:06:58,820 You're all right, man. 852 01:07:07,658 --> 01:07:10,625 @@ 853 01:07:27,158 --> 01:07:30,717 Yes. I'd like to report a robbery. 854 01:07:45,333 --> 01:07:48,316 Bang me! 855 01:07:48,427 --> 01:07:50,859 Cradle the balls! 856 01:08:03,299 --> 01:08:06,061 Help me! 857 01:08:06,166 --> 01:08:08,894 Help! Ah, fuck! 858 01:08:13,303 --> 01:08:16,737 Wait! Come on! 859 01:08:35,637 --> 01:08:37,865 Okay, so what time does the dinner start? 860 01:08:37,971 --> 01:08:41,370 6:00. Why? What time is it now? 861 01:08:41,472 --> 01:08:44,405 - 6:30. - Oh, my God! 862 01:08:44,507 --> 01:08:46,407 Don't worry. We'll get there.Just try and-- 863 01:08:46,509 --> 01:08:48,907 Dude, what areyou doing? 864 01:08:49,009 --> 01:08:52,342 I don't know. I just-- 865 01:08:52,446 --> 01:08:56,303 I feel so good. 866 01:09:03,008 --> 01:09:05,133 Oh, my God. 867 01:09:06,577 --> 01:09:08,736 I-- I just feel so weird. 868 01:09:08,844 --> 01:09:11,333 Shh. Don't worry. Ecstasy is not that bad. 869 01:09:11,444 --> 01:09:15,742 - What? - Kelly likes dosing people with "E." 870 01:09:15,847 --> 01:09:18,279 Oh, my God. Am I gonna die? 871 01:09:18,380 --> 01:09:22,337 No, no. It's okay, Matt. You're gonna be fine, I promise. 872 01:09:22,449 --> 01:09:26,240 You're such a good friend, Klitzy. I love you. 873 01:09:26,344 --> 01:09:28,572 I love you so much. 874 01:09:28,678 --> 01:09:31,907 This is gonna be amazing! 875 01:09:33,278 --> 01:09:35,178 Wait a second. 876 01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:39,474 Oh, my God. 877 01:09:39,581 --> 01:09:42,573 You don't understand. 878 01:09:42,684 --> 01:09:44,673 It's really kicking in right now. 879 01:09:44,784 --> 01:09:46,875 Just try not to talk so much, okay? 880 01:09:46,984 --> 01:09:49,145 Talk so much? I'm giving a speech. 881 01:09:49,251 --> 01:09:51,651 - It's okay.Just go with it. - Wait, wait, wait! 882 01:09:51,753 --> 01:09:56,209 In a few minutes, we'll begin the speeches, and we hope-- 883 01:10:02,716 --> 01:10:06,775 Thankyou again for coming towhat promises to be 884 01:10:09,385 --> 01:10:11,353 Matthew Kidman. 885 01:10:15,554 --> 01:10:18,953 Ah, mycompetition! Hey, what's up, Ryan? 886 01:10:19,056 --> 01:10:20,956 Jesus! What happened to you? 887 01:10:21,058 --> 01:10:25,049 J ust living life, my man. Mina, how are you? 888 01:10:25,158 --> 01:10:27,683 Okay. J ust a little nervous. 889 01:10:27,794 --> 01:10:30,058 Oh, but you're a little temptress though, aren'tyou? 890 01:10:37,090 --> 01:10:39,056 Hey, buddy, howyou doing? 891 01:10:39,157 --> 01:10:41,646 Hey, thanks a lot, thanks a lot. 892 01:10:41,757 --> 01:10:43,657 Huh? Huh? 893 01:10:45,292 --> 01:10:48,953 @@ 894 01:11:01,699 --> 01:11:04,557 @@ 895 01:11:06,394 --> 01:11:08,860 Hey, there's the big daddy, huh? 896 01:11:08,962 --> 01:11:11,656 Matthew, what has been going on with you? 897 01:11:11,762 --> 01:11:13,627 Some serious shit. 898 01:11:13,731 --> 01:11:16,698 But,Jesus, man, it's good to seeyou! 899 01:11:16,799 --> 01:11:19,027 Will you excuse us, please? 900 01:11:20,765 --> 01:11:22,665 Oh, my God. Am I blowing it? 901 01:11:22,767 --> 01:11:26,201 Just try and control yourself. Just breathe, okay? 902 01:11:26,302 --> 01:11:29,497 All right. 903 01:11:32,504 --> 01:11:35,200 I've learneda lot from myteachers... 904 01:11:35,307 --> 01:11:39,665 but my best teacher has always been my mother... 905 01:11:39,767 --> 01:11:43,132 a woman who worked threejobs trying to support me... 906 01:11:43,236 --> 01:11:45,202 eversince I was a little nina. 907 01:11:45,302 --> 01:11:47,860 I will never forget the dayshe said to me... 908 01:11:47,970 --> 01:11:51,335 "Si trabajas duro, todo es posible." 909 01:11:51,438 --> 01:11:56,565 And that is why I have always tried to answer the call 910 01:11:56,672 --> 01:11:58,572 who urged us to ask not what your country-- 911 01:12:08,738 --> 01:12:11,500 Let's see here. 912 01:12:11,606 --> 01:12:15,165 I can't speak a foreign language, so that's out. 913 01:12:15,274 --> 01:12:20,572 And I certainlycan't quote J.F.K.. now, can I, Ryan? 914 01:12:20,675 --> 01:12:24,541 You know, it's funny. I have this whole speech prepared... 915 01:12:24,644 --> 01:12:29,839 and I 've been practicing for weeks, but you know what? 916 01:12:29,945 --> 01:12:32,912 I 'm just gonna go with it. 917 01:12:34,448 --> 01:12:39,245 Moral fiber. So what is moral fiber? 918 01:12:39,349 --> 01:12:41,242 I mean, it's funny. 919 01:12:41,344 --> 01:12:44,869 I used to think it was always telling the truth, doing good deeds... 920 01:12:44,979 --> 01:12:49,241 you know, basically being a fucking Boy Scout. 921 01:12:49,346 --> 01:12:52,472 But latelyI've been seeing it differently. 922 01:12:52,614 --> 01:12:58,244 Now I think that moral fiber is about finding that one thing 923 01:12:58,349 --> 01:13:03,512 That one special thing that means more toyou than 924 01:13:05,452 --> 01:13:09,011 And whenyou find her, you fight for her. 925 01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:11,145 You risk it all. 926 01:13:11,256 --> 01:13:13,238 You put her in front ofeverything-- 927 01:13:13,349 --> 01:13:16,578 your future, your life-- all ofit. 928 01:13:18,016 --> 01:13:21,882 And maybe the stuffyou do to help her isn't so clean. 929 01:13:21,985 --> 01:13:24,317 You know what? I t doesn't matter. 930 01:13:26,754 --> 01:13:28,686 Because in your heart, you know... 931 01:13:28,787 --> 01:13:31,583 that the juice is worth the squeeze. 932 01:13:33,991 --> 01:13:36,423 That's what moral fiber's all about. 933 01:14:00,192 --> 01:14:03,218 First, I'd just like to commend the candidates... 934 01:14:03,328 --> 01:14:05,226 on their impressive remarks. 935 01:14:05,328 --> 01:14:09,524 Thisyearwas a verytough decision. 936 01:14:09,631 --> 01:14:14,257 Andas much as we'd love to giveyou allscholarships, we can't. 937 01:14:14,365 --> 01:14:17,491 And so, I am proud to announce... 938 01:14:17,599 --> 01:14:21,492 the winner ofthis year's Sheridan Scholarship... 939 01:14:25,429 --> 01:14:27,861 Ryan Winger. 940 01:15:08,539 --> 01:15:10,903 Oh, God, what happened? 941 01:15:11,007 --> 01:15:13,872 Yeah, I slipped. 942 01:15:13,974 --> 01:15:16,463 Listen,Jeannie, Samnang's coming on Monday. 943 01:15:16,575 --> 01:15:18,473 I know. How exciting. 944 01:15:18,575 --> 01:15:21,237 Yeah, so I'm gonna need to close out the account. 945 01:15:21,344 --> 01:15:25,770 - What doyou mean? - I mean I'm gonna need 946 01:15:25,871 --> 01:15:28,838 - But it's already closed. - What areyou talking about? 947 01:15:28,939 --> 01:15:31,929 Your teacher came byyesterday, and he cleared out the account. 948 01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:34,668 - Who? What teacher? - Your student adviser. 949 01:15:34,774 --> 01:15:37,402 Mr. Salinger. The one you were with the other day. 950 01:15:37,510 --> 01:15:40,602 Mr. Salinger? What areyou-- 951 01:15:42,444 --> 01:15:46,674 @@ 952 01:15:46,780 --> 01:15:49,941 @@ 953 01:15:53,182 --> 01:15:56,370 Samnang, what's wrong, my son? 954 01:15:56,477 --> 01:15:58,534 That Matthew Kidman. 955 01:15:58,644 --> 01:16:03,511 He fucked me, Mom. He fucked me so bad! 956 01:16:03,613 --> 01:16:05,511 Son of a bitch. 957 01:16:08,981 --> 01:16:12,176 - Oh, my God. - What's wrong? 958 01:16:12,283 --> 01:16:14,875 Jeannie, didn'tyou ask for I.D. or anything? 959 01:16:14,983 --> 01:16:17,506 You said he was your student adviser. 960 01:16:17,617 --> 01:16:20,245 Oh, my God. 961 01:16:22,921 --> 01:16:24,887 -Jeannie, where areyou going? - To get the manager. 962 01:16:24,987 --> 01:16:28,914 - No, wait, wait. - Matthew, what's going on? 963 01:16:29,016 --> 01:16:31,949 Look... 964 01:16:32,050 --> 01:16:35,074 that guywasn't my student adviser. 965 01:16:35,184 --> 01:16:38,583 No. I know, I know. I can get the money back. 966 01:16:38,686 --> 01:16:42,245 We just need to keep this between me and you for now, okay? 967 01:16:42,354 --> 01:16:44,843 That's a great blouse. Have you lost weight? 968 01:16:46,189 --> 01:16:48,121 No? No, wait, wait! 969 01:16:49,591 --> 01:16:52,080 Jeannie!Jeannie! Jeannie,Jeannie,Jeannie. 970 01:16:52,191 --> 01:16:55,056 You think about this. This is your fault too. 971 01:16:55,159 --> 01:16:57,751 You didn't ask for I.D. You didn't do anything. 972 01:16:57,860 --> 01:17:02,049 And I sawyou flirting with him. So unprofessional. You're gonna 973 01:17:02,155 --> 01:17:04,121 Don'tyou threaten me, you little shit! 974 01:17:04,222 --> 01:17:06,654 I could give a fuck aboutyou and your little rice boy. 975 01:17:06,756 --> 01:17:10,349 - I'm not getting fired over this! - Okay, okay. I'm sorry. 976 01:17:10,457 --> 01:17:13,913 Please.Just-- No one can ever find out about this. 977 01:17:14,026 --> 01:17:16,754 Ifthis gets out, I'll be expelled. My life will be over. 978 01:17:16,860 --> 01:17:20,726 Ifthat money isn't back by Monday, I wouldn't worry about being expelled. 979 01:17:20,828 --> 01:17:22,726 I'd worry about going to jail. 980 01:17:23,896 --> 01:17:25,794 Jeannie. 981 01:17:25,896 --> 01:17:27,761 - Hi,Jeannie. - Hi, Martin. 982 01:17:57,136 --> 01:17:59,329 Matthew, what's wrong? 983 01:17:59,436 --> 01:18:03,495 Matt, is there something 984 01:18:03,605 --> 01:18:05,798 Matthew, honey, what is it? 985 01:18:13,135 --> 01:18:16,125 - H i. - Come here. 986 01:18:23,806 --> 01:18:25,738 I 'm i n so m uch trouble. 987 01:18:37,476 --> 01:18:41,460 I can't believe we're even thinking about this. 988 01:18:44,639 --> 01:18:48,232 Well, ifyou need that kind of money by Monday-- 989 01:18:48,341 --> 01:18:51,536 Yeah, but what are we doing? I can't getyou involved in this. 990 01:18:51,642 --> 01:18:54,074 I want to do it. 991 01:18:54,176 --> 01:18:56,076 Why? 992 01:18:57,577 --> 01:18:59,477 Moral fiber. 993 01:19:01,313 --> 01:19:03,745 - I'm in. - You haven't heard the whole plan. 994 01:19:03,846 --> 01:19:05,746 Ah! It doesn't matter. 995 01:19:05,848 --> 01:19:08,713 Fuck film school. This is gonna be huge. 996 01:19:08,816 --> 01:19:12,072 This is gonna be my calling card. 997 01:19:12,177 --> 01:19:14,075 No. 998 01:19:14,177 --> 01:19:16,405 - Klitzy. - No way. 999 01:19:16,511 --> 01:19:20,104 Klitz, you know I wouldn't ask for this unless I really needed it. 1000 01:19:20,212 --> 01:19:22,772 Matt, believe me, I want to helpyou, but... no. 1001 01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:25,280 - We'll get expelled. - Klitz, shut up. 1002 01:19:25,382 --> 01:19:27,746 Do me a favor, okay? 1003 01:19:27,849 --> 01:19:31,305 Take a look at us. Take a good look at us. 1004 01:19:31,418 --> 01:19:36,044 Doyou know what we are, the three of us? 1005 01:19:36,152 --> 01:19:38,052 What? 1006 01:19:38,154 --> 01:19:41,451 We're a fuckin' tripod. 1007 01:19:41,555 --> 01:19:45,708 - A tripod. - Yeah. You know what that means? 1008 01:19:45,815 --> 01:19:50,978 That means ifyou kick out one of our legs, then we all fall. 1009 01:19:51,085 --> 01:19:53,347 Come on, baby! 1010 01:19:58,821 --> 01:20:00,719 Fuck. 1011 01:20:03,223 --> 01:20:06,054 I know it was you, Klitzy. 1012 01:20:08,024 --> 01:20:10,889 - Where is she? - Oh, there they are. Hey! 1013 01:20:10,991 --> 01:20:12,754 @@ 1014 01:20:12,860 --> 01:20:14,883 - Hey! - Hi, Danielle! 1015 01:20:14,993 --> 01:20:17,585 Hi! 1016 01:20:19,422 --> 01:20:21,615 Let's get our luggage. Yeah! 1017 01:20:21,722 --> 01:20:24,814 - All right? - I'll be there in a minute. 1018 01:20:28,425 --> 01:20:32,553 @@ 1019 01:20:43,096 --> 01:20:45,961 @@ 1020 01:20:46,064 --> 01:20:48,692 So if I pull this off, I get the 25 grand on Sunday? 1021 01:20:48,800 --> 01:20:52,520 Kid, you pull this off, I'll take care ofyour little Samsung. 1022 01:20:52,626 --> 01:20:55,060 - Samnang. - Whatever. 1023 01:20:55,162 --> 01:20:57,060 Have a nice prom, kid. 1024 01:21:00,764 --> 01:21:02,662 All right, minions, over here. 1025 01:21:14,503 --> 01:21:16,594 Relax, relax. 1026 01:21:16,703 --> 01:21:18,635 You know what? Go wait in the car. Go. 1027 01:21:20,672 --> 01:21:23,004 @@ 1028 01:21:23,107 --> 01:21:25,223 Jesus. 1029 01:21:28,834 --> 01:21:31,562 Gentlemen, these areyour prom dates, April and Ferrari. 1030 01:21:31,668 --> 01:21:36,535 Ladies, we have Eli and Klitz. 1031 01:21:37,605 --> 01:21:41,469 - Your name is Clits? - With a "K." 1032 01:21:41,572 --> 01:21:44,767 Okay, get a two-shot. M-M-Minions! 1033 01:21:44,873 --> 01:21:47,897 All right, guys, get closer. Yeah, that's right. Show me the love. 1034 01:21:48,007 --> 01:21:50,100 Feel it, feel it! Nice. 1035 01:21:50,210 --> 01:21:53,735 Eli, do those girls go to your school? 1036 01:21:53,845 --> 01:21:57,736 Uh, actually, no, Mrs. Kidman. 1037 01:21:57,838 --> 01:22:02,068 They're porn stars. 1038 01:22:17,612 --> 01:22:19,671 Y-You look, uh-- 1039 01:22:19,781 --> 01:22:21,679 You look really nice. 1040 01:22:21,781 --> 01:22:24,213 Thanks. 1041 01:22:24,315 --> 01:22:26,647 You really do, hon. You look so beautiful. 1042 01:22:26,750 --> 01:22:29,767 Really? Oh, thanks. 1043 01:22:48,618 --> 01:22:50,675 @@ 1044 01:22:58,088 --> 01:23:00,554 @@ 1045 01:23:01,583 --> 01:23:03,913 @@ 1046 01:23:04,016 --> 01:23:05,982 @@ 1047 01:23:18,690 --> 01:23:23,089 - What are all these cameras for? - They're for video yearbook. 1048 01:23:25,493 --> 01:23:27,516 @@ 1049 01:23:41,558 --> 01:23:44,693 @@ 1050 01:23:44,693 --> 01:23:46,090 @@ 1051 01:23:47,393 --> 01:23:50,883 So what should we do? Should we start setting up? 1052 01:23:50,995 --> 01:23:53,086 Yeah. We just gotta keep this low-key, okay? 1053 01:23:53,195 --> 01:23:55,093 Okay. What are you gonna do? 1054 01:23:56,730 --> 01:23:58,628 I'm gonna get our actors. 1055 01:24:01,464 --> 01:24:03,932 Dude, make sure they can act. 1056 01:24:04,033 --> 01:24:05,933 Yeah, all right. Just get out ofhere, okay? 1057 01:24:06,035 --> 01:24:08,515 Hey, I got this taken care of. 1058 01:24:08,627 --> 01:24:10,754 You just show this little lady a good time tonight. 1059 01:24:10,863 --> 01:24:13,056 Minions, let's move! 1060 01:24:13,163 --> 01:24:15,686 - So what are we doin'? - Relax, relax. 1061 01:24:20,466 --> 01:24:22,762 Come on, play it cool, play it cool. 1062 01:24:37,872 --> 01:24:39,958 Look. They're coming toyou. 1063 01:24:40,067 --> 01:24:42,932 Yo, Matt. What's up? 1064 01:24:43,034 --> 01:24:46,433 - What's up? - Can we talk toyou for a second? 1065 01:24:46,536 --> 01:24:48,695 Dude, I'm with my girl here. 1066 01:24:48,803 --> 01:24:50,894 - Oh. - Sorry, man. 1067 01:24:51,003 --> 01:24:53,267 - Should we come back? - No. I'llleaveyou guys alone. 1068 01:25:07,376 --> 01:25:10,434 - What's up? - What's up with those girls? 1069 01:25:10,544 --> 01:25:15,563 - What about 'em? - Are they, like, uh-- 1070 01:25:15,673 --> 01:25:18,640 - Are they porn stars? - Yeah. 1071 01:25:18,741 --> 01:25:21,105 Shit! 1072 01:25:21,208 --> 01:25:23,140 I knew I recognized them. I knew it. 1073 01:25:24,409 --> 01:25:26,307 - Can we meet 'em? - Yeah. 1074 01:25:29,744 --> 01:25:32,042 How'd you boys like to be in a movie? 1075 01:25:32,146 --> 01:25:34,203 - What are these? - Your scripts. 1076 01:25:34,313 --> 01:25:36,211 Sign the release form at the top. 1077 01:25:36,313 --> 01:25:39,009 Come on, you guys, wait up! 1078 01:25:47,245 --> 01:25:50,303 - Are these our actors? -Just these two. 1079 01:25:50,412 --> 01:25:55,040 - What about me, dude? - Oh, sorry, bro. 1080 01:25:55,148 --> 01:25:57,046 The party's all full. 1081 01:25:58,650 --> 01:26:00,479 Gentlemen. 1082 01:26:04,785 --> 01:26:08,774 As an artist, I want it to come from a truthfulplace. 1083 01:26:08,886 --> 01:26:11,480 Holy shit. 1084 01:26:15,388 --> 01:26:19,110 - Ferrari, Ferrari, focus. - Oh, okay. 1085 01:26:19,216 --> 01:26:22,672 - I can do this. Don't worry. - Think Meryl Streep, Sophie's Choice. 1086 01:26:22,784 --> 01:26:25,683 @@ 1087 01:26:32,455 --> 01:26:34,389 - Hey. - Hey. 1088 01:26:34,490 --> 01:26:38,354 @@ 1089 01:26:39,758 --> 01:26:41,781 Next location! 1090 01:26:41,892 --> 01:26:45,519 Come on! Move! Move, move, move! Let's go! 1091 01:26:50,756 --> 01:26:53,723 - @@ - Please! I gotta be in this! 1092 01:26:53,824 --> 01:26:56,620 Shut up. Take this. 1093 01:27:09,763 --> 01:27:11,820 Aw, come on! 1094 01:27:11,930 --> 01:27:14,328 Take the pain! Take the pain! Get up! Come on! 1095 01:27:17,832 --> 01:27:19,732 May I have a word with you? 1096 01:27:21,502 --> 01:27:23,823 - What's up? - I found this in the hallway. 1097 01:27:23,927 --> 01:27:25,861 Do you know what this is? 1098 01:27:25,962 --> 01:27:27,951 No. What is it? 1099 01:27:28,062 --> 01:27:30,221 Looks like a release form for something. 1100 01:27:30,329 --> 01:27:33,196 Yeah, I... don't know what it is. 1101 01:27:35,566 --> 01:27:37,862 Have a good night. 1102 01:27:37,966 --> 01:27:41,161 @@ 1103 01:27:55,734 --> 01:27:58,997 You're strong, you're firm... 1104 01:27:59,102 --> 01:28:01,364 butyou have a secret. 1105 01:28:01,469 --> 01:28:03,367 Show that to me. 1106 01:28:12,372 --> 01:28:15,897 @@ 1107 01:28:16,007 --> 01:28:18,134 Thankyou. 1108 01:28:18,242 --> 01:28:20,504 Forwhat? 1109 01:28:21,710 --> 01:28:23,767 I neverwent to prom. 1110 01:28:25,777 --> 01:28:29,898 @@ 1111 01:28:41,943 --> 01:28:46,207 @@ 1112 01:28:46,312 --> 01:28:49,507 Excuse me, sir? We have a problem. 1113 01:28:51,680 --> 01:28:54,410 - What's wrong? - Derek didn't work out. 1114 01:28:54,516 --> 01:28:59,884 - What happened? - Let's just say he wasn't strong or firm. 1115 01:28:59,977 --> 01:29:03,103 - Guys, I can't work like this! - Okay, relax. 1116 01:29:03,212 --> 01:29:05,303 - We'll just get somebody else. - There is nobody else. 1117 01:29:05,445 --> 01:29:08,469 - I thought everyone's dyin' to be in this. - Not this scene. 1118 01:29:11,748 --> 01:29:15,648 All right. This is the key scene. 1119 01:29:15,750 --> 01:29:18,842 Ifwe don't get this, Hugo's not gonna buy it. 1120 01:29:18,951 --> 01:29:22,248 Well, somebody's gotta step up. 1121 01:29:22,352 --> 01:29:25,183 - Whyyou lookin' at me? - Becauseyou're doing it. 1122 01:29:25,287 --> 01:29:27,719 Whoa, Mr. I-just-want-to- bang-hot-chicks. 1123 01:29:27,820 --> 01:29:30,582 Here's your first chance. 1124 01:29:30,688 --> 01:29:32,672 Klitz, I can't act and direct. 1125 01:29:32,783 --> 01:29:35,079 - Oh, okay, fine. I'll direct. - Oh, you're a director now. 1126 01:29:35,183 --> 01:29:37,911 - Yeah, I'm a director. - Okay, Spielberg, what lens 1127 01:29:45,855 --> 01:29:47,821 I 'll do it. 1128 01:29:50,090 --> 01:29:53,023 I 'll do it. 1129 01:29:53,125 --> 01:29:56,422 You guys have been great, but this is my mess. I 'll clean it up. 1130 01:29:56,526 --> 01:30:00,822 Matt, Matt, your face is gonna be in this. Think about that. 1131 01:30:32,898 --> 01:30:35,731 - Come here, baby. - Uh, let's, uh-- 1132 01:30:35,832 --> 01:30:38,020 Uh, picture's up, people. 1133 01:30:51,400 --> 01:30:56,231 - Areyou ready, hon? - Yeah. Okay, let's do this. 1134 01:31:04,204 --> 01:31:07,569 And... action! 1135 01:31:10,867 --> 01:31:14,028 What the hell is going on in here? 1136 01:31:17,269 --> 01:31:19,360 - Nobody move! - Ah, shit. 1137 01:31:19,469 --> 01:31:21,369 Who is in charge ofthis? 1138 01:31:22,671 --> 01:31:24,728 I asked you people a question! 1139 01:31:24,837 --> 01:31:27,032 Who is in charge here? 1140 01:31:41,077 --> 01:31:42,970 Fuck it. 1141 01:32:12,784 --> 01:32:15,676 All right, everybodytake five. 1142 01:32:15,778 --> 01:32:20,143 - What's wrong? - I can't do this. 1143 01:32:20,245 --> 01:32:22,611 What happened? 1144 01:32:32,885 --> 01:32:34,783 What areyou gonna do? 1145 01:32:38,520 --> 01:32:40,418 I don't know. It doesn't matter. 1146 01:32:43,721 --> 01:32:47,418 No. I'll do it. 1147 01:32:49,017 --> 01:32:52,178 - Klitz, it's cool. - No, no. I'm doing it. 1148 01:32:52,285 --> 01:32:54,080 Why? 1149 01:32:55,720 --> 01:32:58,710 'Cause we're a fuckin' tripod. 1150 01:32:58,821 --> 01:33:03,584 All right, here we go, people. Picture's up! 1151 01:33:03,689 --> 01:33:06,679 Listen, I know this is unprofessional... 1152 01:33:06,790 --> 01:33:08,949 but I think you're really cute. 1153 01:33:09,057 --> 01:33:12,718 - Yeah, right. - I'm serious. 1154 01:33:14,060 --> 01:33:15,889 Really cute. 1155 01:33:15,993 --> 01:33:17,961 How we doing, Klitzy? 1156 01:33:19,928 --> 01:33:22,786 Fucking great, man. Let's do this. 1157 01:33:22,922 --> 01:33:25,354 And action! 1158 01:33:25,456 --> 01:33:30,653 @@ 1159 01:33:46,398 --> 01:33:49,524 @@ 1160 01:34:01,964 --> 01:34:03,932 @@ 1161 01:34:15,536 --> 01:34:17,434 Seeyou, guys. 1162 01:34:19,638 --> 01:34:21,763 Good night, guys. 1163 01:34:27,399 --> 01:34:31,959 So, what's the craziest thing you've done lately? 1164 01:34:42,106 --> 01:34:46,302 @@ 1165 01:35:03,974 --> 01:35:07,738 @@ 1166 01:35:23,715 --> 01:35:29,672 @@ 1167 01:35:34,279 --> 01:35:39,941 @@ 1168 01:35:46,883 --> 01:35:49,145 - Hello? - We're dead. 1169 01:35:49,250 --> 01:35:52,615 - Eli? - Dude, the tape's not here. I can't find it. 1170 01:35:52,719 --> 01:35:56,585 - What? - Dude, I'm not kidding, okay? 1171 01:35:56,687 --> 01:35:59,620 - All right, calm down. - No, dude, you calm down! It's gone! 1172 01:35:59,722 --> 01:36:02,484 - What doyou mean, it's gone? - I mean it's frickin' gone! 1173 01:36:02,589 --> 01:36:06,243 Somebody stole it! Jesus Christ! 1174 01:36:06,351 --> 01:36:09,580 Matthew, could you come in here? 1175 01:36:14,054 --> 01:36:16,748 This is Mr. Simon. 1176 01:36:16,855 --> 01:36:21,222 Hesays he has something veryimportant to discuss with us. 1177 01:36:24,657 --> 01:36:26,420 Sit down. 1178 01:36:30,260 --> 01:36:32,283 Actually, ifyou don't mind... 1179 01:36:32,394 --> 01:36:34,792 may I have a word with the boy alone first? 1180 01:36:34,894 --> 01:36:36,912 Sure. 1181 01:36:47,094 --> 01:36:49,720 So how was prom? 1182 01:36:51,060 --> 01:36:53,290 - That's mine. - You know, we were fine. 1183 01:36:53,396 --> 01:36:56,329 But now you go and do this? This was my idea. 1184 01:36:56,430 --> 01:36:58,328 Now I'm really gonna fuckyour shit up. 1185 01:36:58,430 --> 01:37:02,296 - I'm gonna need that back. - Oh. 1186 01:37:04,532 --> 01:37:07,192 Take it from me. 1187 01:37:08,995 --> 01:37:10,893 Yeah. 1188 01:37:11,028 --> 01:37:12,996 What are you gonna do? 1189 01:37:15,998 --> 01:37:18,931 I don't have to do anything. Hugo Posh will. 1190 01:37:19,032 --> 01:37:22,796 He's mypartner on this. Fifty-fifty. 1191 01:37:22,900 --> 01:37:26,265 So could I please have mytape back? 1192 01:37:26,369 --> 01:37:29,131 Fucky-- 1193 01:37:29,236 --> 01:37:31,964 Fuckyou. I'm taking your half then. 1194 01:37:32,070 --> 01:37:34,298 No. That money's going to Samnang. 1195 01:37:34,404 --> 01:37:36,427 The money you stole from him. 1196 01:37:36,537 --> 01:37:39,301 You say that like I care. I don't give a shit. 1197 01:37:39,407 --> 01:37:41,307 You're giving me your half. 1198 01:37:41,400 --> 01:37:45,835 - And if I don't? - Showtime. 1199 01:37:51,404 --> 01:37:53,302 Okay. 1200 01:37:53,404 --> 01:37:57,338 - Okay, what? - Show 'em the tape. 1201 01:37:58,440 --> 01:38:00,338 I'm not fuckin' around. 1202 01:38:02,042 --> 01:38:03,940 I just don't care anymore. 1203 01:38:06,142 --> 01:38:10,270 This... is gonna be interesting. 1204 01:38:13,414 --> 01:38:16,566 Dan, Marci, Mr. Salinger... 1205 01:38:16,673 --> 01:38:19,265 wouldyou mindjoining me in the living room fora second? 1206 01:38:19,374 --> 01:38:21,274 Great. 1207 01:38:28,410 --> 01:38:32,572 Matthew, is there anything you want to say before we watch this? 1208 01:38:36,280 --> 01:38:38,508 Okay, then. On with the show. 1209 01:38:41,882 --> 01:38:44,077 Hello. I'm April. 1210 01:38:44,184 --> 01:38:46,084 And I'm Ferrari. 1211 01:38:46,186 --> 01:38:49,770 You may recognize us as stars ofthe adult entertainment industry... 1212 01:38:49,879 --> 01:38:54,075 andtodaywe're taking time out to talk about a veryimportant subject. 1213 01:38:54,181 --> 01:38:56,147 - Sex. - Sex. 1214 01:38:56,248 --> 01:38:58,510 Special events such as seniorprom... 1215 01:38:58,615 --> 01:39:00,515 place added pressure on young teens... 1216 01:39:00,617 --> 01:39:03,641 to lose their virginity and engage in unprotected sex. 1217 01:39:03,752 --> 01:39:06,344 I know I lost myvirginity at my senior prom. 1218 01:39:06,452 --> 01:39:08,475 When did you loseyours, April? 1219 01:39:08,586 --> 01:39:11,485 - Um, when I was 1 0. - Moving on! 1220 01:39:11,587 --> 01:39:13,851 In this video, we'll go through everything... 1221 01:39:13,956 --> 01:39:15,979 from kissing to foreplay. 1222 01:39:16,089 --> 01:39:19,607 And for our finale, we'll show you how to put a condom on properly... 1223 01:39:19,717 --> 01:39:21,615 using a real person. 1224 01:39:21,717 --> 01:39:24,912 No cucumbers or bananas in this video. 1225 01:39:25,019 --> 01:39:26,953 So forthose ofyou naughtyboys... 1226 01:39:27,052 --> 01:39:28,952 expecting to see a raunchyporn video... 1227 01:39:29,054 --> 01:39:32,453 you might as well turn this off now... 1228 01:39:32,555 --> 01:39:36,080 - becauseyou're not gonna see sex. - What the fuck is this shit? 1229 01:39:36,190 --> 01:39:39,624 You're gonna see sex education. 1230 01:39:44,026 --> 01:39:47,482 @@ 1231 01:39:50,695 --> 01:39:52,622 This is interesting, Matthew. 1232 01:39:55,758 --> 01:39:57,849 Yeah. Yeah. 1233 01:39:57,958 --> 01:40:00,481 I think it's a great idea. 1234 01:40:03,493 --> 01:40:07,120 Well, you rememberthose sex ed films back in our day. 1235 01:40:07,228 --> 01:40:10,787 I'll tell ya, ifthey were anything like this... 1236 01:40:10,896 --> 01:40:13,863 we surewould've paid more attention, don'tyou think? 1237 01:40:15,432 --> 01:40:17,694 I think it's atrocious. 1238 01:40:20,633 --> 01:40:25,288 But... the hell with it. 1239 01:40:25,396 --> 01:40:27,760 The kids today are so goddamn screwed up... 1240 01:40:27,863 --> 01:40:30,830 maybe this is the onlyway you can reach them. 1241 01:40:33,998 --> 01:40:36,157 You just might have something here, Matthew. 1242 01:40:36,265 --> 01:40:38,495 I think it's prettywild. 1243 01:40:39,767 --> 01:40:41,667 This could really sell, don't you think? 1244 01:40:43,702 --> 01:40:46,897 How'd you come up with such an idea, Matthew? 1245 01:40:47,003 --> 01:40:52,528 What can I say? It's like a gift, you know? 1246 01:40:52,638 --> 01:40:54,606 It's like I can't control it. 1247 01:41:04,604 --> 01:41:08,058 CourtneyBooth. I will always rememberlate nights in cabby. 1248 01:41:08,170 --> 01:41:10,434 Eric Zierdal. I will always remember-- 1249 01:41:10,539 --> 01:41:12,471 Kurt Kilgore. I will always remember-- 1250 01:41:12,572 --> 01:41:15,869 Joseph Croft. I will always remember wrestling State-- 1251 01:41:15,974 --> 01:41:19,271 Matthew Kidman. I will always remember... 1252 01:41:21,509 --> 01:41:24,342 the three legs ofthe tripod... 1253 01:41:24,443 --> 01:41:27,968 I ' m here with H ugo Posh, the producer of Adult Education... 1254 01:41:28,078 --> 01:41:31,470 the hottest-selling sex education video ever made... 1255 01:41:31,572 --> 01:41:34,471 being utilized in classrooms across the globe. 1256 01:41:34,573 --> 01:41:39,167 H ugo, you're known pri mari ly as a hard-core pornographer, correct? 1257 01:41:39,276 --> 01:41:42,209 - my business partner... - Let me break it down foryou. 1258 01:41:42,310 --> 01:41:46,210 Hugo Posh isn't just tits. He isn't just ass. 1259 01:41:46,312 --> 01:41:50,438 I mean, yes, he is those things, but Hugo Posh is also heart. 1260 01:41:50,546 --> 01:41:52,707 What an ass-bag. 1261 01:41:52,815 --> 01:41:55,008 @@ 1262 01:41:55,115 --> 01:41:57,604 Fuckin' kid. 1263 01:41:57,716 --> 01:41:59,616 mystudent adviser... 1264 01:41:59,718 --> 01:42:03,768 All right, people! Let's make some fuckie-fuckie. 1265 01:42:03,878 --> 01:42:07,039 Now, Hugo, you andyour partner have made millions on this. 1266 01:42:07,146 --> 01:42:09,671 So who is this si lent partner? 1267 01:42:09,782 --> 01:42:13,045 Well, he prefers to remain anonymous. 1268 01:42:13,150 --> 01:42:15,981 @@ 1269 01:42:20,885 --> 01:42:23,477 You better cure cancer, kid. 1270 01:42:23,585 --> 01:42:25,485 the next Einstein... 1271 01:42:25,587 --> 01:42:27,678 All right, yeah, next question. 1272 01:42:28,722 --> 01:42:30,950 - All right. - Eli's calling card... 1273 01:42:31,056 --> 01:42:35,507 - How about you, buddy? - Mr. Brooks, why did you 1274 01:42:35,618 --> 01:42:38,983 - Don't you thinkyou're a little young? - Shut the fuck up! 1275 01:42:39,086 --> 01:42:40,711 Next question! Faster! 1276 01:42:40,819 --> 01:42:42,876 I got the tape! I got the tape! I got the tape! 1277 01:42:45,288 --> 01:42:48,449 For our finale, I will now demonstrate the proper technique... 1278 01:42:48,556 --> 01:42:50,454 for putting a condom on the real thing. 1279 01:42:50,556 --> 01:42:54,046 - Is myvolunteerready? - Klitz's big debut... 1280 01:42:54,158 --> 01:42:57,819 - Shut up, shut up, shut up. Here he is, here he is. 1281 01:43:04,162 --> 01:43:06,492 Jesus. Look at that guy. 1282 01:43:06,595 --> 01:43:09,521 He is huge. 1283 01:43:10,891 --> 01:43:14,825 @@ 1284 01:43:14,926 --> 01:43:18,722 my own scholarship to Georgetown... 1285 01:43:23,028 --> 01:43:24,960 and, ofcourse, I'll neverforget... 1286 01:43:25,062 --> 01:43:26,962 the girl next door. 1287 01:43:34,100 --> 01:43:37,864 - @@ - As for me... 1288 01:43:37,968 --> 01:43:40,757 I'm just goin' with it. 1289 01:43:42,395 --> 01:43:44,363 @@ 1290 01:44:12,276 --> 01:44:17,758 @@ 1291 01:44:44,112 --> 01:44:46,403 @@ 1292 01:45:08,716 --> 01:45:13,581 @@ 1293 01:45:31,617 --> 01:45:34,413 @@ 1294 01:45:43,388 --> 01:45:46,844 @@ 1295 01:46:03,055 --> 01:46:08,250 @@ 1296 01:46:19,628 --> 01:46:23,555 @@ 1297 01:47:04,965 --> 01:47:09,730 @@ 1298 01:47:31,702 --> 01:47:35,864 @@ 1299 01:48:01,574 --> 01:48:04,700 @@ 1300 01:48:31,584 --> 01:48:35,705 @@ 1301 01:49:21,790 --> 01:49:23,688 @@ 87475