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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,135 --> 00:00:07,180 ♪ 2 00:00:18,713 --> 00:00:19,671 Frasier! 3 00:00:19,714 --> 00:00:21,368 Corny! 4 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:25,068 Welcome back to Boston. 5 00:00:25,111 --> 00:00:26,982 My God, you haven't aged a day. 6 00:00:27,026 --> 00:00:28,593 And you... 7 00:00:28,636 --> 00:00:30,073 Well, thanks for coming to pick me up. 8 00:00:30,116 --> 00:00:32,292 My pleasure. 9 00:00:32,336 --> 00:00:33,859 How was your father's funeral? 10 00:00:33,902 --> 00:00:37,167 Emotional, but it was a good sendoff. 11 00:00:37,210 --> 00:00:38,646 He'll be missed. 12 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:41,649 -Of course. My condolences. -Thank you. 13 00:00:41,693 --> 00:00:44,304 Weren't you traveling with your nephew? Niles and Daphne's son? 14 00:00:44,348 --> 00:00:45,653 Yes, yes, he should be along any minute. 15 00:00:45,697 --> 00:00:47,829 Sorry for the delay, Uncle Frasier. 16 00:00:47,873 --> 00:00:50,310 I took a sleeping pill on the flight for my anxiety 17 00:00:50,354 --> 00:00:52,921 and I had to balance it out with three shots of espresso. 18 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:55,054 So, I am feeling... 19 00:00:55,098 --> 00:00:57,926 amazing, I am feeling so good. 20 00:00:57,970 --> 00:01:00,451 David, I'd like you to meet Alan Cornwall. 21 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:03,149 Alan, meet my nephew David. 22 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:05,020 Alan is an old pal of mine from my Oxford days 23 00:01:05,064 --> 00:01:07,545 and the professor who wrote your recommendation to Harvard. 24 00:01:07,588 --> 00:01:09,199 Well met, David. 25 00:01:09,242 --> 00:01:10,809 How have your first few weeks at school been? 26 00:01:10,852 --> 00:01:12,419 A little rocky, to be honest. 27 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:14,117 Well, chin up. 28 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:16,031 You can't be doing any worse than this one poor kid 29 00:01:16,075 --> 00:01:17,294 in my Intro to Psych class. 30 00:01:17,337 --> 00:01:20,210 On day one, in front of 300 students, 31 00:01:20,253 --> 00:01:21,863 he runs in late, trips, 32 00:01:21,907 --> 00:01:23,517 spills coffee all down his white shirt, 33 00:01:23,561 --> 00:01:26,738 and then he loses a shoe that we still haven't found. 34 00:01:28,305 --> 00:01:29,871 Yeah, look. Look at this dolt. 35 00:01:36,921 --> 00:01:38,924 So, lots of changes in your life. 36 00:01:38,967 --> 00:01:42,493 Still can't believe how big TV personality 37 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:45,147 Frasier Crane walks away from his talk show. 38 00:01:45,191 --> 00:01:47,019 It was time. I told them, 39 00:01:47,062 --> 00:01:48,281 "Get off your knees, stop begging, 40 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:50,109 I'm already out the door." 41 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:52,024 -And things with Charlotte? -She told me the same thing. 42 00:01:52,067 --> 00:01:54,026 But it was for the best. 43 00:01:54,069 --> 00:01:55,766 After 20 years in Chicago, 44 00:01:55,810 --> 00:01:57,421 it was time for George Bailey to get that old bag 45 00:01:57,463 --> 00:01:59,423 out of the closet and see the world. 46 00:01:59,466 --> 00:02:01,033 -Ah. -Ubp, ubp, ubp. 47 00:02:01,076 --> 00:02:03,688 Let me, Uncle. 48 00:02:09,215 --> 00:02:10,521 Sorry. 49 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,176 Here. 50 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:18,572 Oh! 51 00:02:20,008 --> 00:02:22,968 I don't have the heart to tell him that's not my luggage. 52 00:02:28,930 --> 00:02:31,411 Oh, gosh, I could sure use a breve latte 53 00:02:31,455 --> 00:02:32,934 before we hit the road. 54 00:02:32,978 --> 00:02:34,675 -Excuse me? Frasier Crane? -Yes? 55 00:02:34,719 --> 00:02:37,243 Sir, I know it's exciting to see a celebrity like my uncle, 56 00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:38,810 but I beg you for a little privacy. 57 00:02:38,853 --> 00:02:40,551 He just had a very exhausting trip. 58 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:42,030 Look how haggard he is. 59 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:44,207 Don't worry, I have an eidetic memory. 60 00:02:44,250 --> 00:02:46,078 So you tell me your address, 61 00:02:46,121 --> 00:02:47,862 and I'll make sure you get an autographed photo. 62 00:02:47,906 --> 00:02:49,386 I don't know either of you. 63 00:02:49,429 --> 00:02:51,866 He dropped his wallet and I saw the license. 64 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:55,740 Oh, good Lord. Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. 65 00:02:55,783 --> 00:02:57,959 -Sorry about that, Uncle. -Oh, forget it. 66 00:02:58,003 --> 00:02:59,961 I can't. Eidetic memory. 67 00:03:00,005 --> 00:03:01,354 I'll get the coffee. 68 00:03:03,530 --> 00:03:05,228 He's fun. 69 00:03:06,664 --> 00:03:07,839 I'm so pleased you finally agreed 70 00:03:07,882 --> 00:03:09,362 to come and guest lecture my class. 71 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:10,885 Oh, it was my pleasure. 72 00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:14,106 Plus, I wanted to stop in and check on my son. 73 00:03:14,149 --> 00:03:15,803 Well, didn't you just see Freddy in Seattle? 74 00:03:15,847 --> 00:03:17,675 Ugh, you Americans and your ghastly attachments 75 00:03:17,718 --> 00:03:19,111 to your children. 76 00:03:19,154 --> 00:03:20,982 No, no, he didn't make it to the funeral. 77 00:03:21,026 --> 00:03:22,680 Some sort of a work emergency. 78 00:03:22,723 --> 00:03:24,899 And how are things between you two? 79 00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:27,771 I remember how tense it was when he dropped out of Harvard. 80 00:03:27,815 --> 00:03:29,991 All these years later, I still don't get it. 81 00:03:30,035 --> 00:03:33,125 But he's forging his own path and I support that. 82 00:03:33,168 --> 00:03:34,692 And I believe you. 83 00:03:34,735 --> 00:03:36,607 Now, look, now we're both liars. 84 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,086 Come on. 85 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:41,742 Oh, thank you. 86 00:03:58,368 --> 00:03:59,891 Hey, can I help you? 87 00:03:59,934 --> 00:04:02,241 Freddy! Surprise! 88 00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:05,984 Dad. You're... at my door. 89 00:04:06,027 --> 00:04:07,420 Unannounced. 90 00:04:07,464 --> 00:04:08,900 You know, there's a shorter way to say that. 91 00:04:08,943 --> 00:04:10,336 "Surprise!" 92 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:13,339 I'm in town for a guest lecture, 93 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:14,558 I wanted to say hello. 94 00:04:14,601 --> 00:04:16,386 Oh, great. 95 00:04:17,473 --> 00:04:18,692 Hello. 96 00:04:23,784 --> 00:04:25,525 Okay. 97 00:04:27,266 --> 00:04:29,137 Yes, thank you, I'd love to come in. 98 00:04:30,095 --> 00:04:32,445 So... 99 00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:34,969 Your place is so... 100 00:04:36,057 --> 00:04:37,537 Damn, when I started that sentence 101 00:04:37,581 --> 00:04:38,973 I thought I'd think of something. 102 00:04:39,017 --> 00:04:42,629 Yeah, sorry. The Picasso's getting reframed 103 00:04:42,673 --> 00:04:44,936 and the whole second floor's in the shop. 104 00:04:44,979 --> 00:04:48,026 You know, you have your mother's sense of humor, Frederick. 105 00:04:49,288 --> 00:04:51,072 No, no, it's-it's charming, 106 00:04:51,116 --> 00:04:52,639 it reminds me of the sort of place one would... 107 00:04:52,683 --> 00:04:54,946 wrestle a cartoon rat for a crust of bread. 108 00:04:54,989 --> 00:04:56,730 There it is. 109 00:04:56,774 --> 00:04:59,080 Your subtle reminder I'd make more money 110 00:04:59,124 --> 00:05:00,778 if I wasn't just a firefighter. 111 00:05:00,821 --> 00:05:02,780 No, no, I admire what you do. 112 00:05:02,823 --> 00:05:04,869 It's a noble profession, it's just that... 113 00:05:04,912 --> 00:05:07,045 you did so well in your psych classes at Harvard. 114 00:05:07,088 --> 00:05:09,221 Right, but I wanted to do something important. 115 00:05:09,264 --> 00:05:10,701 What I do is important. 116 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:11,789 It's at least as important as what you do. 117 00:05:11,832 --> 00:05:13,356 Okay, sure, let's find someone 118 00:05:13,399 --> 00:05:15,270 who has low self-esteem and is also on fire, 119 00:05:15,314 --> 00:05:17,360 and see which one of us they run to first. 120 00:05:17,403 --> 00:05:21,581 There's that mother of yours again. 121 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:23,366 Sorry. 122 00:05:23,409 --> 00:05:26,499 No, I'm sorry. 123 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:29,546 We missed you at the funeral. 124 00:05:29,589 --> 00:05:31,025 And, um... 125 00:05:31,069 --> 00:05:32,723 I brought you something. 126 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,551 I think your grandfather would've wanted you to have it. 127 00:05:34,594 --> 00:05:38,206 Oh, cool. Thanks. 128 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:40,644 I'll open it later. 129 00:05:40,687 --> 00:05:42,123 Later? Well, I know he's not 130 00:05:42,167 --> 00:05:44,691 waiting for a thank-you note, but still. 131 00:05:44,735 --> 00:05:47,694 Freddy, can you turn down your dad's TV show, it's r-- 132 00:05:47,738 --> 00:05:49,348 Oh! 133 00:05:49,392 --> 00:05:50,741 It's a live show. 134 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,438 Wow. Hi. 135 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:54,919 I don't need to be told who you are. 136 00:05:54,962 --> 00:05:58,009 I wish I could say the same. 137 00:05:58,052 --> 00:05:59,750 Oh, I'm sorry, I'm Eve. 138 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,969 I'm sure Freddy's told you all about me. 139 00:06:02,013 --> 00:06:05,277 I have a funny anecdote about that: no, he has not. 140 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:06,670 Didn't know you had a girlfriend, 141 00:06:06,713 --> 00:06:07,888 let alone one who'd moved in with you. 142 00:06:07,932 --> 00:06:09,368 -Oh, we-- -We've been caught up 143 00:06:09,412 --> 00:06:11,196 in the, you know, whirlwind romance. 144 00:06:11,239 --> 00:06:13,372 You know how that is. 145 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:15,330 Anyway, Dad, so good to see you. 146 00:06:15,374 --> 00:06:17,332 What? Well, hold on, 147 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:19,378 why don't I get you guys a cup of coffee or something, 148 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:21,685 or even dinner? I mean, we've got a lot to catch up on. 149 00:06:21,728 --> 00:06:22,947 Oh, sure, yeah, let's see. 150 00:06:22,990 --> 00:06:24,557 Uh, I got a new pair of sneakers, 151 00:06:24,601 --> 00:06:26,124 hit a triple in softball, 152 00:06:26,167 --> 00:06:29,127 and I realized I just don't get jazz. 153 00:06:30,476 --> 00:06:31,869 Anyway, now you're all caught up. 154 00:06:31,912 --> 00:06:34,480 Freddy. I'm leaving for Paris tomorrow. 155 00:06:34,524 --> 00:06:36,047 Can't you just spare me half an hour? 156 00:06:36,090 --> 00:06:37,918 Dad, I wish I could. 157 00:06:37,962 --> 00:06:40,573 But Eve's got a double shift, I got a crazy week at work... 158 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:42,096 How do you know? 159 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:43,576 Are they scheduling the fires in advance now? 160 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:47,319 Dad, it's just... It's just not a good time. 161 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:50,844 All right, well... 162 00:06:52,106 --> 00:06:53,760 I'll see you next time. 163 00:06:55,806 --> 00:06:58,809 You know, I am still not used to you 164 00:06:58,851 --> 00:07:00,550 calling me your girlfriend. 165 00:07:00,593 --> 00:07:02,334 Do you know why? 166 00:07:02,377 --> 00:07:03,553 Because you're not my girlfriend? 167 00:07:03,596 --> 00:07:04,902 Because I'm not your girlfriend. 168 00:07:04,945 --> 00:07:07,252 I'm sorry for roping you in like that, 169 00:07:07,295 --> 00:07:08,558 it's just I didn't feel like explaining 170 00:07:08,601 --> 00:07:10,690 our whole situation to my dad, he... 171 00:07:10,734 --> 00:07:13,432 And I-I love the guy, but he can be kind of... 172 00:07:13,476 --> 00:07:15,347 Ugh! 173 00:07:15,390 --> 00:07:17,654 So, he doesn't know about John? 174 00:07:17,697 --> 00:07:20,004 He does not know about John. 175 00:07:20,047 --> 00:07:21,875 Thank God I got him out of here fast enough. 176 00:07:21,919 --> 00:07:23,442 He smelled really good, though. 177 00:07:23,486 --> 00:07:25,749 Yeah, he always smells really good. 178 00:07:31,363 --> 00:07:33,713 Thank you. Gosh, that was exhilarating. 179 00:07:33,757 --> 00:07:35,759 That was great, Uncle Frasier. 180 00:07:35,802 --> 00:07:37,761 That's right. Uncle Frasier. 181 00:07:37,804 --> 00:07:39,545 He's my uncle. 182 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:41,808 He's right, you know. 183 00:07:41,851 --> 00:07:44,681 I've rarely seen these students so engaged. 184 00:07:44,724 --> 00:07:46,465 Then again, I've rarely seen these students. 185 00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:48,989 I really should pop into class more often. 186 00:07:50,295 --> 00:07:52,297 -Oh, no. -What? What? Who's that? 187 00:07:52,340 --> 00:07:54,691 It's our department head Olivia Finch. 188 00:07:54,734 --> 00:07:57,084 Brilliant scholar, but an absolute terror. 189 00:07:57,128 --> 00:08:00,305 Cold. Disengaged. Narcissistic. 190 00:08:00,348 --> 00:08:02,699 She's called me all those things. 191 00:08:02,742 --> 00:08:04,004 She sounds dreadful. 192 00:08:04,048 --> 00:08:05,789 Dr. Crane, you are a true legend. 193 00:08:05,832 --> 00:08:08,792 And yet there's something about her I just like. 194 00:08:08,835 --> 00:08:09,967 -Olivia Finch. -Hello. 195 00:08:10,010 --> 00:08:11,446 Mm, if I may be so bold, 196 00:08:11,490 --> 00:08:12,709 I'd like to skip straight to the point. 197 00:08:12,752 --> 00:08:14,537 Every morning, I wake up and I think, 198 00:08:14,580 --> 00:08:15,973 "How can I make this department better?" 199 00:08:16,016 --> 00:08:17,278 And since I can't fire Alan-- 200 00:08:17,322 --> 00:08:19,280 Tenure! 201 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:21,369 the next best thing would be to have you teach here permanently. 202 00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:23,197 Wow, uh, uh... 203 00:08:23,241 --> 00:08:24,721 That is a tempting offer-- 204 00:08:24,764 --> 00:08:27,550 -So it's a yes! -But I have plans in Paris. 205 00:08:27,593 --> 00:08:29,508 -So it's a maybe. -I leave in the morning. 206 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:31,118 So it's a soft maybe. 207 00:08:31,162 --> 00:08:35,427 You see, I-I'm starting research on my next book, 208 00:08:35,470 --> 00:08:37,168 The Lost Manuscripts of Marivaux. 209 00:08:37,211 --> 00:08:40,214 - Marivaux? - Mm. 210 00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:42,390 You know, if you're interested in obscure Europeans 211 00:08:42,433 --> 00:08:44,087 who haven't been published in 300 years, 212 00:08:44,130 --> 00:08:46,264 you should just stay here and study Alan. 213 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:54,359 I'm not going to stand here and let you insult me. 214 00:08:54,402 --> 00:08:56,317 I insist you do it over drinks. 215 00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:58,102 To the bar? 216 00:08:58,145 --> 00:09:00,234 -Don't you have a class right now? -Probably. 217 00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:02,715 Tenure. 218 00:09:05,152 --> 00:09:07,024 What is it about the city of Boston 219 00:09:07,067 --> 00:09:08,678 that leads me to forego the more sophisticated 220 00:09:08,721 --> 00:09:10,680 temptation of the fermented grape? 221 00:09:10,723 --> 00:09:14,118 Sitting here, with a cold brew in my hand, 222 00:09:14,161 --> 00:09:19,210 I feel... amalgamated with the hoi polloi. 223 00:09:19,253 --> 00:09:21,342 You are the classic everyman. 224 00:09:22,909 --> 00:09:24,215 How does it feel being back in Boston? 225 00:09:24,258 --> 00:09:26,652 Mixed emotions, honestly. 226 00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:29,394 I'm not sure I was ever my best self here. 227 00:09:29,437 --> 00:09:31,396 I may have spent a little too much time... 228 00:09:31,439 --> 00:09:33,267 at a certain bar. 229 00:09:34,529 --> 00:09:36,270 -Dr. Crane? -Hmm? 230 00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:37,707 I was in your lecture. It was life-changing. 231 00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:39,404 I was going to be a dance major, 232 00:09:39,447 --> 00:09:41,580 but now I'm switching to pre-med to be a psychiatrist. 233 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:44,104 Well, I thank you. 234 00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:46,933 And I'm certain your parents will thank me. 235 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:49,980 Apologies, Frasier. 236 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:52,199 The worst thing about teaching are the students. 237 00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:55,333 No, no, that was lovely, I... 238 00:09:55,376 --> 00:09:58,641 Why is it I am able to connect with all those young people, 239 00:09:58,684 --> 00:10:00,817 yet it's impossible with my own son? 240 00:10:00,860 --> 00:10:02,383 Oh, what's going on with your son? 241 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:04,168 Well, I wish I knew. 242 00:10:04,211 --> 00:10:05,691 He missed his grandfather's funeral, 243 00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:07,998 he's got a girlfriend I've never even heard of, 244 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,216 and when I told him I wanted to spend 245 00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:11,566 more time with him, he said no. 246 00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:14,787 Have you considered that he hates you? 247 00:10:16,571 --> 00:10:18,095 You mustn't give up. 248 00:10:18,138 --> 00:10:21,185 As they say, a no is just a yes in a trench coat. 249 00:10:21,228 --> 00:10:23,187 Who says that? 250 00:10:23,230 --> 00:10:24,667 It's an American thing. 251 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:27,757 All I'm trying to say is 252 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,280 you cannot take no for an answer. 253 00:10:29,323 --> 00:10:31,586 The door is never firmly shut. 254 00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:33,327 You will connect with your son, 255 00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:35,939 and I will get you to teach at Harvard. 256 00:10:35,982 --> 00:10:38,115 I'm not teaching at Harvard. I'm getting on a plane tomorrow. 257 00:10:38,158 --> 00:10:40,030 We'll see. 258 00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:44,687 You know, from the wreckage of your logic, 259 00:10:44,730 --> 00:10:47,864 I am pulling a thread of wisdom. 260 00:10:47,907 --> 00:10:50,823 I could buy a couple of steaks, a bottle of Scotch, 261 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:52,825 stop by, and we'll hash things out. 262 00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:54,827 He'll be alone. 263 00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:57,612 C'est l'occasion parfait pour un tête-à-tête. 264 00:10:59,745 --> 00:11:01,791 Another brewski for the everyman. 265 00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,751 I'll get it. 266 00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:08,449 My God, he'd be such an asset to our department. 267 00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:11,148 He would draw more students, which would mean more funding, 268 00:11:11,191 --> 00:11:13,019 which would set me on track to being provost 269 00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:15,630 one year younger than my sister became provost at Yale! 270 00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:19,330 My God, you're tightly wound, aren't you? 271 00:11:20,635 --> 00:11:23,769 When was the last time you had a... date? 272 00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:26,554 Some of us care about our careers, Alan. 273 00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:30,080 -So it's been...? -Men are afraid of smart women. 274 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,822 It would be nice to have my old friend back in town, though. 275 00:11:32,865 --> 00:11:34,388 But he's leaving tomorrow 276 00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:35,912 and tonight he's having dinner with his son. 277 00:11:35,955 --> 00:11:38,001 Damn it, why do family always get in the way 278 00:11:38,044 --> 00:11:40,786 of the important things in life? 279 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,440 -Here we are. -Mm. 280 00:11:42,483 --> 00:11:44,094 Well, what happened to the beers? 281 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,009 Sherry saw me. 282 00:11:46,052 --> 00:11:47,793 I can't say no to her. 283 00:11:49,490 --> 00:11:51,188 Cheers. 284 00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:56,497 This is bad sherry. 285 00:12:04,418 --> 00:12:07,421 Freddy, tonight I am cooking you a five-star meal, 286 00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:08,988 and I won't take no for an answer. 287 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:11,121 Would you take "not now"? 288 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:14,080 Please, I miss you. I'd like to spend some time with you. 289 00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:18,258 You know, I have a Kagoshima A5, decadently marbled, 290 00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:21,958 bursting with umami in a retronasal symphony. 291 00:12:23,698 --> 00:12:25,526 Steaks. I have steaks. 292 00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:27,964 Damn it, I love steaks. Sure, come on in. 293 00:12:28,007 --> 00:12:29,704 Great. A one-on-one dinner with my son. 294 00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:31,619 Hey, fam! 295 00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:34,492 David, what are you doing here? 296 00:12:34,535 --> 00:12:36,146 I thought it'd be a fun surprise. 297 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,409 David, you can't just barge in here unexpectedly. 298 00:12:38,452 --> 00:12:40,803 It's incredibly... thoughtful of you. 299 00:12:40,846 --> 00:12:43,849 So, this is your place. 300 00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:45,285 So cool. 301 00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:49,507 You ever kiss a girl in here? 302 00:12:49,550 --> 00:12:51,857 Uh, David, do you think Freddy and I 303 00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:53,641 could just have an evening alone? 304 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:56,035 I-I, we really need a deep dive into our relationship. 305 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:59,996 Or we could stay in the shallows, with David. 306 00:13:00,039 --> 00:13:01,084 Welcome, cuz. 307 00:13:01,127 --> 00:13:04,914 "Cuz"? You gave me a nickname? 308 00:13:04,957 --> 00:13:06,829 It's happening, David. 309 00:13:06,872 --> 00:13:08,395 Be cool. 310 00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:10,441 Well, dinner for three, then. 311 00:13:10,484 --> 00:13:11,746 Room for two more? 312 00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:13,139 Oh, for the love of God! 313 00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:14,662 Well, we thought we'd help you cook 314 00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:15,968 so you could have more time with your son. 315 00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:18,318 Oh, that is... 316 00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:20,407 Actually, that's quite helpful. Thank you. 317 00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:21,800 And if it comes up organically, 318 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,541 we can chat about how Harvard professors 319 00:13:23,584 --> 00:13:26,979 have access to the world's preeminent research library. 320 00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:29,852 You also get a T.A. 321 00:13:29,895 --> 00:13:32,550 I use mine to walk my cat. 322 00:13:33,507 --> 00:13:34,944 Good God, Macallan 25? 323 00:13:34,987 --> 00:13:37,685 This can cost thousands a bottle. 324 00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:41,689 I can't let you waste it on people who won't appreciate it. 325 00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:43,343 No, no, come on, come on. 326 00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:46,607 I know a lovely little bridge we can drink this under. 327 00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:50,263 Freddy, you remember Alan, of course, and this is Olivia. 328 00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:52,396 They're going to help us with dinner this evening. 329 00:13:52,439 --> 00:13:53,658 -Hi. -Freddy. 330 00:13:53,701 --> 00:13:55,007 You're a firefighter. 331 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,401 Where do I buy the calendar? 332 00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:01,405 I heard about your grandfather. I'm so sorry for your loss. 333 00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,191 Not exactly the evening I'd envisioned, 334 00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:07,933 but I promise you this, no more unexpected guests. 335 00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:09,587 Hey, guys. 336 00:14:09,630 --> 00:14:11,197 Okay, that one's not mine. 337 00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:14,461 Eve. You're home earlier than we expected you to be. 338 00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:16,594 Dad, will just give me one second? 339 00:14:19,553 --> 00:14:21,468 I don't get it. 340 00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:24,558 Why is Frederick acting so strangely? 341 00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:27,300 Maybe I can help you, Uncle Frasier. 342 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:29,520 Be the Watson to your Sherlock. 343 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,307 That's very kind of you, David. 344 00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:37,745 You know, you remind me of your mother. 345 00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:40,444 Perpetually optimistic. Always seeing the... 346 00:14:40,487 --> 00:14:41,836 Do you have to put in eye drops 347 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,578 right as we're having a nice moment? 348 00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:49,453 You can't tell me it's not Sahara dry in here. 349 00:14:49,496 --> 00:14:52,630 Now you remind me of your father. 350 00:14:52,673 --> 00:14:54,719 I know, I'm sorry, this is weird, 351 00:14:54,762 --> 00:14:57,156 but would you please keep pretending to be my girlfriend? 352 00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:00,507 So, I'm just supposed to lie about who I am all night? 353 00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:01,987 Look, I know it's a lot to ask-- 354 00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:04,120 No, I love it. 355 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:09,255 As an actor, creating characters is what I do. 356 00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:11,388 -Ooh, maybe I gives myself an accent. -No. 357 00:15:11,431 --> 00:15:15,044 Let's... Let's just otherwise stick to the truth. 358 00:15:15,087 --> 00:15:16,871 -You're a waitress. -But we're dating. 359 00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:19,004 -Right. -Got it. 360 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,571 So, what do we do about John? 361 00:15:20,614 --> 00:15:22,660 Right, the baby. 362 00:15:22,703 --> 00:15:27,056 Uh, he can't just hang out on the stoop? 363 00:15:27,099 --> 00:15:29,972 He can't just hang out on the stoop! 364 00:15:32,017 --> 00:15:35,281 Come, Watson. The game's afoot. 365 00:15:36,891 --> 00:15:40,504 Let us canvass the area for clues. 366 00:15:40,547 --> 00:15:42,767 To... Ah. 367 00:15:42,810 --> 00:15:44,029 What's this? 368 00:15:45,204 --> 00:15:46,727 A bedsheet? 369 00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:48,381 On a couch? 370 00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:49,643 Did they have a fight? 371 00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:52,603 Is there trouble in paradise? 372 00:15:52,646 --> 00:15:54,518 Uncle Frasier, look. 373 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,000 Cheerios! 374 00:15:58,043 --> 00:16:00,611 Not only is he sleeping on the couch, 375 00:16:00,654 --> 00:16:05,137 he's also eating dry cereal like some sort of an infant. 376 00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:07,705 See, David, this is why we can't let a single detail 377 00:16:07,748 --> 00:16:09,446 escape our notice. 378 00:16:09,489 --> 00:16:13,363 Observe, if you will, the linear pattern of these Cheerios. 379 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,234 Dr. Crane? 380 00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:19,804 Does anyone have any food allergies? 381 00:16:19,847 --> 00:16:22,459 Oh, do I? 382 00:16:22,502 --> 00:16:24,548 Here, I have a laminated card. 383 00:16:26,158 --> 00:16:27,986 The ones in red are fatal. 384 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,207 Eve, any allergies? 385 00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:32,425 No. 386 00:16:35,863 --> 00:16:39,432 That girl out there, Freddy's girlfriend. 387 00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,043 There's something about her. 388 00:16:41,086 --> 00:16:43,958 She doesn't seem all that special to me. 389 00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:45,569 No, I mean she looks familiar. 390 00:16:45,612 --> 00:16:48,920 -Was she in one of your classes? -Possible. 391 00:16:48,963 --> 00:16:50,748 Doesn't explain why she looks familiar. 392 00:16:50,791 --> 00:16:52,967 Can we focus for just a moment? 393 00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:55,492 We are here tonight for one reason and one reason only. 394 00:16:55,535 --> 00:16:58,147 To drink the Macallan 25. 395 00:16:58,190 --> 00:17:00,279 To convince Dr. Crane to teach at Harvard. 396 00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:04,196 Finally, Freddy, we have a chance to talk a bit. 397 00:17:04,239 --> 00:17:06,285 Dr. Crane? Could you join us in the kitchen please? 398 00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,418 I have a question about the steaks. 399 00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:10,593 Excuse me. 400 00:17:10,637 --> 00:17:12,378 What about the steaks? 401 00:17:12,421 --> 00:17:15,120 They could not be higher. 402 00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,166 With your help, we could turn the Harvard Psyche Department 403 00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:18,558 into the Harvard of psyche departments. 404 00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:20,821 We are not having this discussion. 405 00:17:20,864 --> 00:17:23,215 Please just help me with the dinner. 406 00:17:23,258 --> 00:17:24,651 Mm. 407 00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:26,305 Oh, Freddy, finally we have a chance-- 408 00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,219 We know you've been eating breakfast on the floor! 409 00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:32,050 What we don't know is why! 410 00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:35,923 David, perhaps you could be of some help in the kitchen. 411 00:17:37,229 --> 00:17:39,579 Thank you. 412 00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:41,625 So, Freddy-- 413 00:17:41,668 --> 00:17:43,670 Dr. Cornwall said no. 414 00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:47,500 That British wit. 415 00:18:01,775 --> 00:18:03,690 All right, great. 416 00:18:04,691 --> 00:18:07,216 Say, how about some Macallan? 417 00:18:07,259 --> 00:18:08,826 Not right now, thanks. 418 00:18:11,959 --> 00:18:13,396 Eve, why don't you tell me about yourself. 419 00:18:13,439 --> 00:18:15,485 What do you do for a living? 420 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:18,009 Uh, I'm a private investigator. 421 00:18:18,966 --> 00:18:23,188 Oh, my. That sounds fascinating. 422 00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:25,799 Do you specialize in any particular area? 423 00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,279 Heartbreak. 424 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,239 There's 10,000 tales in this city 425 00:18:30,282 --> 00:18:31,805 and I've heard 'em all. 426 00:18:32,806 --> 00:18:34,852 This one skirt knocked on my door. 427 00:18:34,895 --> 00:18:37,507 She had six-inch heels and a four-inch scar-- 428 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:40,249 You know what? Drinking sounds great. 429 00:18:40,292 --> 00:18:42,816 -Where's that Macallan? -Oh, thank you, Alan. 430 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,731 Oh, too much? 431 00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:46,255 Not enough? 432 00:18:46,298 --> 00:18:48,039 I have a fake gun in the bedroom if we need it. 433 00:18:48,082 --> 00:18:49,606 W-What? No. What? 434 00:18:49,649 --> 00:18:51,347 What we need is to speed this up. 435 00:18:51,390 --> 00:18:53,566 John can wake up any second. 436 00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:56,569 Dad, ugh, I think we're gonna have to cut this short. 437 00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:59,485 Eve was just telling me she doesn't feel very well. 438 00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:05,491 See? She sounds terrible. 439 00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:07,319 I mean, I think we should call it a night. 440 00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:10,496 -But we haven't eaten yet. -Just opened the Macallan. 441 00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:11,889 I'm gonna check on the baby. 442 00:19:11,932 --> 00:19:14,761 Dad, I'll be, uh, I'll be right back. 443 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:23,640 I'm no stranger to an underperforming dinner party. 444 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:29,080 But I had high hopes. 445 00:19:29,123 --> 00:19:30,603 I know something's going on. 446 00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:32,779 I just wish Freddy and I were close enough 447 00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:35,521 that he would trust me. 448 00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:37,044 I, uh... 449 00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:38,742 guess that's just the way things are 450 00:19:38,785 --> 00:19:41,223 between fathers and sons. 451 00:19:41,266 --> 00:19:43,616 I'll tell them to wrap things up in the kitchen. 452 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,009 We'll be on our way soon. 453 00:19:45,052 --> 00:19:47,577 -Dr. Crane, uh... -Yes? 454 00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:52,016 Freddy wouldn't want me to tell you this, but... 455 00:19:52,059 --> 00:19:55,280 you have raised one heck of a son. 456 00:19:55,324 --> 00:20:00,851 He's smart and strong and brave. 457 00:20:00,894 --> 00:20:03,506 He's always been there for us. 458 00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:09,207 Would you excuse me a moment? 459 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,867 Eve said "us." 460 00:20:17,998 --> 00:20:22,089 She said "Freddy's always been there for us." 461 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,788 What do you suppose that means? 462 00:20:24,831 --> 00:20:26,790 Eve! Yes, that's her name. 463 00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:28,270 I thought I knew that girl. 464 00:20:28,313 --> 00:20:29,619 She works down at the bar. 465 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,882 -She does? -Indeed, yeah. 466 00:20:31,925 --> 00:20:36,365 I believe she's also just had a baby with some fireman. 467 00:20:42,022 --> 00:20:43,285 Oh. 468 00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:47,245 Oh... 469 00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:49,203 They have a child. 470 00:20:49,247 --> 00:20:50,596 Freddy must have gotten in over his head, 471 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:51,989 and he was too ashamed to tell me. 472 00:20:52,032 --> 00:20:54,644 That's why he wants to get rid of me. 473 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:57,777 I'm... I'm a grandfather. 474 00:20:57,821 --> 00:21:01,607 I always wanted to be a grandfather. Gosh... 475 00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:03,827 Why wouldn't he just tell me the truth? 476 00:21:03,870 --> 00:21:06,264 Mm. Maybe you should just talk to him. 477 00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:09,528 Maybe. Or... 478 00:21:13,358 --> 00:21:15,186 I could let them twist in the wind 479 00:21:15,229 --> 00:21:17,362 with their little lie. 480 00:21:18,537 --> 00:21:21,845 Possibly provide a few gusts of my own 481 00:21:21,888 --> 00:21:23,586 to further entangle them in their deception. 482 00:21:23,629 --> 00:21:26,153 And when they're finally dripping in deceit, 483 00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:28,330 I'll pounce! 484 00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:31,855 -That's your plan? -It's a great plan. 485 00:21:33,378 --> 00:21:35,206 He's starting to wake up. 486 00:21:35,249 --> 00:21:37,991 So, tell me, you two... 487 00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:40,211 now that you're living together... 488 00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:43,823 ...any thoughts about progeny? 489 00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:45,390 -The band? -Kids? 490 00:21:47,218 --> 00:21:48,654 I don't think we're... 491 00:21:48,698 --> 00:21:50,526 ready for kids just yet, Dad. 492 00:21:50,569 --> 00:21:52,658 You're both in your 30s. Clock's ticking. 493 00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:54,356 Ticktock. 494 00:21:54,399 --> 00:21:57,402 I'm 28, but thanks for that. 495 00:21:57,446 --> 00:21:59,796 Ah, 28. 496 00:21:59,839 --> 00:22:02,712 That's awfully young for a private investigator. 497 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:07,325 Well, perhaps you could help me solve a case. 498 00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:10,981 The case of the baby who wasn't there. 499 00:22:11,024 --> 00:22:13,287 Or was he? 500 00:22:13,331 --> 00:22:15,333 It might be a she. 501 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,595 Dad... 502 00:22:16,639 --> 00:22:18,989 I demand to see my grandchild. 503 00:22:19,032 --> 00:22:22,166 Whoa, okay. Uh, "grandchild"? 504 00:22:22,209 --> 00:22:26,953 Uh, look, Dad, no one is hiding a grandchild from you. 505 00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:29,565 Okay, a-and I resent that accusation. 506 00:22:33,743 --> 00:22:36,746 -Dad, I've decided to tell you something. -Mm. 507 00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:38,835 So it's true. 508 00:22:38,878 --> 00:22:40,445 You wanted me out of your life so badly 509 00:22:40,489 --> 00:22:41,707 you didn't want to tell me about your girlfriend 510 00:22:41,751 --> 00:22:43,056 or your child. 511 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:46,538 No. That's not it, at all. 512 00:22:46,582 --> 00:22:48,540 Eve's not my girlfriend, she's my roommate. 513 00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:50,194 Yes! 514 00:22:51,543 --> 00:22:54,764 And the baby's hers, not mine. 515 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:57,070 And we're just living together to save money. 516 00:22:57,114 --> 00:23:00,422 The life of a P.I. might sound glamorous, but the harsh-- 517 00:23:00,465 --> 00:23:01,901 Eve. 518 00:23:03,468 --> 00:23:05,209 Why didn't you just tell me the truth? 519 00:23:05,252 --> 00:23:08,168 If you're short of cash, I could just give you some money. 520 00:23:08,212 --> 00:23:09,300 Here we go. 521 00:23:09,343 --> 00:23:11,345 And, also, what did you expect 522 00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:12,608 dropping out of Harvard? 523 00:23:12,651 --> 00:23:14,523 This is why I didn't tell you. 524 00:23:14,566 --> 00:23:16,350 Because I knew you'd just judge me 525 00:23:16,394 --> 00:23:18,440 and tell me how I should be living my life. 526 00:23:20,093 --> 00:23:21,965 And I've had enough of that. 527 00:23:30,713 --> 00:23:32,802 A toast to the new baby. 528 00:23:39,199 --> 00:23:41,114 What the hell's going on? 529 00:23:41,158 --> 00:23:42,899 Why are you suddenly blocking me out of your life? 530 00:23:42,942 --> 00:23:44,683 Why are you suddenly trying to be a part of my life? 531 00:23:44,727 --> 00:23:46,511 What is that supposed to mean? 532 00:23:46,555 --> 00:23:48,948 Means we haven't been close in a long time, Dad. 533 00:23:48,992 --> 00:23:51,211 Let's just accept that. 534 00:23:51,255 --> 00:23:53,213 I'm never gonna be the person that you wanted me to be, 535 00:23:53,257 --> 00:23:54,476 and you're never gonna understand 536 00:23:54,519 --> 00:23:56,173 why I don't want to be that person. 537 00:23:56,216 --> 00:23:57,304 We just... 538 00:23:57,348 --> 00:23:58,915 We have different values. 539 00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:00,351 Boy... 540 00:24:00,394 --> 00:24:02,005 that much is certain. 541 00:24:02,048 --> 00:24:03,659 What's that supposed to mean? 542 00:24:03,702 --> 00:24:05,356 You missed your grandfather's funeral. 543 00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:09,578 He had everything planned to the last detail. 544 00:24:09,621 --> 00:24:11,623 And you missed it! 545 00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:13,451 The police send-off. 546 00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:14,887 Daphne's toast. 547 00:24:14,931 --> 00:24:16,498 Bulldog's "Ave Maria." 548 00:24:18,848 --> 00:24:20,632 What possible excuse can you have 549 00:24:20,676 --> 00:24:22,199 for not being there with your family? 550 00:24:22,242 --> 00:24:23,592 I don't have one. 551 00:24:23,635 --> 00:24:26,595 I-I was about to get on the plane 552 00:24:26,638 --> 00:24:28,466 and then I was thinking about Grandpa and I... 553 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,860 and I just couldn't do it. 554 00:24:34,646 --> 00:24:37,170 You remember when my buddy died in a fire downtown? 555 00:24:37,214 --> 00:24:39,433 Yes, of course. Horrible. 556 00:24:39,477 --> 00:24:42,567 Yeah, well, we were more like brothers t-than friends 557 00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:46,571 and I was friends with his girlfriend, too, and... 558 00:24:46,615 --> 00:24:48,704 they were about to have a kid. 559 00:24:50,488 --> 00:24:52,577 Eve and her baby. 560 00:24:52,621 --> 00:24:56,146 I was just so angry. 561 00:24:56,189 --> 00:24:58,104 You know, why him and not me? He has a family and... 562 00:24:58,148 --> 00:25:00,454 I know, it's... 563 00:25:00,498 --> 00:25:02,848 textbook survivor guilt, but I, uh... 564 00:25:04,241 --> 00:25:06,286 I was in a bad place. 565 00:25:06,330 --> 00:25:08,114 Well, why didn't you reach out to me? 566 00:25:08,158 --> 00:25:10,203 I've always told you, you can call and talk to me anytime. 567 00:25:10,247 --> 00:25:12,118 Grandpa got on a plane. 568 00:25:14,773 --> 00:25:16,862 He flew out to see me and we... 569 00:25:16,906 --> 00:25:19,082 We talked about some friends that he'd lost on the force 570 00:25:19,125 --> 00:25:22,868 and how he'd gotten through it, and I just... 571 00:25:22,912 --> 00:25:25,436 I didn't feel alone anymore. 572 00:25:26,437 --> 00:25:28,091 You felt alone. 573 00:25:32,399 --> 00:25:35,141 You know, why don't we open that gift. 574 00:25:47,371 --> 00:25:50,417 "This flag was flown over the state capitol 575 00:25:50,461 --> 00:25:52,463 "in honor of Detective Martin Crane 576 00:25:52,506 --> 00:25:55,205 "for his service to the nation 577 00:25:55,248 --> 00:25:58,469 and his beloved city of Seattle." 578 00:26:02,821 --> 00:26:04,736 I'm gonna miss him. 579 00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:06,912 Me, too. 580 00:26:08,131 --> 00:26:10,220 He was a hell of a guy. 581 00:26:11,264 --> 00:26:14,180 Tough act to follow. 582 00:26:15,181 --> 00:26:19,272 If there's anything I've ever wanted to be in life, 583 00:26:19,316 --> 00:26:22,362 more than anything else, 584 00:26:22,406 --> 00:26:25,409 it's to be a good father. 585 00:26:26,584 --> 00:26:28,107 Sorry I let you down. 586 00:26:29,718 --> 00:26:31,763 I promise I'll do better. 587 00:26:34,897 --> 00:26:37,334 Thanks, Dad. 588 00:26:48,562 --> 00:26:50,869 Hey. What's with the champagne? 589 00:26:50,913 --> 00:26:52,697 We are celebrating. I've taken a job at Harvard 590 00:26:52,741 --> 00:26:54,394 and I found a place to live. 591 00:26:54,438 --> 00:26:55,744 -Amazing. Good for you. -Oh, so you're actually staying? 592 00:26:55,787 --> 00:26:57,223 That's terrific. 593 00:26:57,267 --> 00:26:58,572 And even better, it's not too far from here. 594 00:26:58,616 --> 00:27:00,400 -Wow, really? -Even more terrific. 595 00:27:00,444 --> 00:27:02,533 Yes, yes. Come on, it's a short walk, I'll show you. 596 00:27:02,576 --> 00:27:03,621 We can toast my new apartment. 597 00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:04,666 Now, let me see. 598 00:27:04,709 --> 00:27:07,320 Got to get this right. We... 599 00:27:07,364 --> 00:27:08,800 step out the door, 600 00:27:08,844 --> 00:27:11,673 there's a short walk, yes, and here we are. 601 00:27:15,111 --> 00:27:16,547 Come on in. Furniture's on the way. 602 00:27:16,590 --> 00:27:18,592 Not bad, eh? 603 00:27:18,636 --> 00:27:20,072 You're renting the apartment next to mine? 604 00:27:20,116 --> 00:27:23,336 Renting? No, no, I bought the whole building. 605 00:27:25,817 --> 00:27:27,384 What? How? 606 00:27:27,427 --> 00:27:29,473 With money, Frederick, lots and lots of money. 607 00:27:29,516 --> 00:27:33,520 Okay, uh, I'm starting to have some serious doubts about this. 608 00:27:33,564 --> 00:27:35,305 I understand, I understand, but this will be good. 609 00:27:35,348 --> 00:27:36,654 For the both of us. 610 00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:38,917 I-I don't know... 611 00:27:38,961 --> 00:27:40,440 That's the spirit. 612 00:27:40,484 --> 00:27:43,095 And I don't want a silly hallway separating us, 613 00:27:43,139 --> 00:27:45,010 that's why Eve and John are going to live in that apartment 614 00:27:45,054 --> 00:27:46,708 and you are going to live in this one with me. 615 00:27:46,751 --> 00:27:48,144 -What? -I kind of love the way things are. 616 00:27:48,187 --> 00:27:49,493 No, I-I don't think so. 617 00:27:49,536 --> 00:27:51,234 If you both agree to this arrangement, 618 00:27:51,277 --> 00:27:52,714 you can live here rent-free. 619 00:27:52,757 --> 00:27:53,802 -You have a deal, we both agree. -Still a no. 620 00:27:53,845 --> 00:27:55,586 Come on, let's look around. 621 00:27:55,629 --> 00:27:57,022 We don't agree. 622 00:27:58,197 --> 00:27:59,590 We don't agree! 623 00:28:06,249 --> 00:28:08,164 It all works out. 624 00:28:18,565 --> 00:28:21,568 Y'all know how this goes. 625 00:28:21,612 --> 00:28:23,832 ♪ Hey, baby, I hear the blues a-callin'♪ 626 00:28:23,875 --> 00:28:26,660 ♪ Tossed salads and scrambled eggs♪ 627 00:28:26,704 --> 00:28:28,488 ♪ 628 00:28:28,532 --> 00:28:31,535 ♪ And maybe I seem a bit confused♪ 629 00:28:31,578 --> 00:28:34,625 ♪ Yeah, maybe, but I got you pegged♪ 630 00:28:36,453 --> 00:28:38,324 ♪ But I don't know what to do♪ 631 00:28:38,368 --> 00:28:42,328 ♪ With those tossed salads and scrambled eggs♪ 632 00:28:44,243 --> 00:28:46,419 ♪ Life's callin' again♪ 633 00:28:46,463 --> 00:28:51,207 ♪ Beantown, we do love you madly♪ 634 00:28:54,514 --> 00:28:55,341 Good night, Boston! 635 00:28:57,648 --> 00:28:58,649 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 45983

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