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Where...
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Hey, girl.
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Ellis P?
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Look at me. I'm even
more beautiful now.
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Chase me, Stanley.
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Wait. Where's Cake?
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Fionna!
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Fionna!
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Cake!
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It worked.
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Simon did it.
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Let's go to our house.
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Yeah. We can throw a party.
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Yah!
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I feel snacky.
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People eat cake
at parties, right?
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Let's get one from BB's.
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Ooh.
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Gary? Are you here?
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We're throwing a party.
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Gary?
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Fionna.
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You're back.
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Try my new pastry.
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Huh?
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It's you!
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Marshall?
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Our building.
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No, no. Don't
do it, Stanley.
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My spaghetti!
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Wait! I'm too
pretty to get eat!
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Aah!
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Okay, we're safe now.
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I'll put in a video game.
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You go make us margaritas
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I've always wanted
to try one of those.
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Are you happy, Fionna?
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All this for you.
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Fionna.
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Fionna, wake up.
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You alright?
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It's... It's... normal.
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Yeah, I know.
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I had the worst dream.
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When Simon put on the crown,
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it all went wrong.
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Gary became a scary gum
blob, and Marshall Lee was
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a hideous monster that burst into flames.
Hideous monster that burst into flames.
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Yeah. Did you see
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Simon in the freezer?
Simon in the freezer!
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What if it was an omen?
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It was just a nightmare.
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I can't wait for
this dump to change.
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Look at that. It
even has lip sync.
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Can I help you?
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We didn't know this
rink had a mascot.
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Ooh. My butt is an icicle.
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Whoa.
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Hey, get off the ice.
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No skates, no entry.
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Yeah, yeah. I'm going.
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Whoa-oa.
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Pbht!
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This place is gonna
be magic soon,
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I can feel it.
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There.
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That squirrel is reading.
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Magic.
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False alarm.
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Marshall and Gary?
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Fionna.
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Cool threads. You
been thrifting?
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What... What... What is this?
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Fionna, where have you been?
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You just disappeared.
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Okay, this is gonna
blow your mind,
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but our whole world is
inside this guy Simon's head,
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and everything we know is
about to turn crazy magical.
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Any second now.
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Simon, what's the hold up?
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The crown.
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Where am I?
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Scared of the darkness that
lay before your eyes...
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You.
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Hey! Lich!
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What did you do
to my spell, huh?
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Great embodiment of chaos,
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hear me.
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For ages untold I
studied your ways,
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devoting my existence to you.
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I strove to be your vassal
on the physical plane,
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to build mountains of
bodies in your honor,
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to extinguish all life,
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and in my universe,
this I achieved.
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But it gave me no satisfaction.
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In succeeding, I
lost all purpose.
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I know what you mean. Why?
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Why must this be?
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Hear me, Golb.
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GOLB?
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Betty, are you in there?
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Even a little?
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I finally get to you
when I'm not even trying.
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I've... I've wanted to
see you again for so long.
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No, no, no.
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Answer me.
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What more could I have done?
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What do you want from me now?
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What?
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Betty, I really
tried to fix you.
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I searched for years for
a way to undo this...
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but I failed.
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Living among the humans in Ooo,
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I felt completely out
of place and time.
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My life had been
drained of all meaning.
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You gave me a second chance,
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and I've wasted it.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm so sorry, Betty.
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When I first did the ritual,
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I just wanted to come
here and tell you that
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but then something
else happened.
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I met two people who really
needed my help, Fionna and Cake.
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You would have liked them.
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They'll use a second chance
better than I ever did.
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You of all people should
understand why I must do this.
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I finally have a purpose now.
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By the order
of Gibbon, find them!
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This way.
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Halt!
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Ugh!
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Shoot. Hey, Beth,
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launch me.
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Ye-e-e-e-ah!
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Oof!
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Come on, Beth.
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On it.
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Yeah.
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Keep it coming.
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Look out!
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- Vandals!
- You wont get away with this!
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Gibbon doesn't forgive!
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Huh?
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Ugh!
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Yeah, that was great.
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Good technique on those
little stink lines, Shermy.
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Step four of the revolution...
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check.
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Ha! Nyah! Nyah!
Take that, Gibbon!
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And that!
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Oh! You got me!
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Tell my kids... I resent them.
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Quit wiggling
around, you nugget,
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or you're walkin'.
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If I'm going to the library,
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you're going to
have to carry me.
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I finally have a purpose now.
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You just got real weird there.
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Shermy? Wha?! Aah!
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Your legs aren't
broken. You can walk.
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What just happened?
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I'm in another weird
version of Ooo.
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Bread balls! Language.
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Betty, why did you send me here?
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And in this body?
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Why, why, why?
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Shermy...
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are you going through puberty?
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This is going to
sound farfetched,
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but I'm not Shermy.
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My name is Simon Petrikov.
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I'm from another world far
different than your own.
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Okay, "Simon."
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You're not getting out
of going to the library
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by acting weird.
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Library? That's
great, actually.
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I could really use
a library right now.
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Are you making fun of me?
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No, no, no. I
love the library.
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Okay. I like this new you.
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Fionna and Cake are still
waiting for their magic world.
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I'll find myself another crown.
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You can zap me to whatever
alternate universe you want,
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but I have free will.
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Do you hear me,
Betty? Do you...
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Hear me, Betty?
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Do you hear me, Betty?
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I keep
stepping on my tail.
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Ugh, this will take
some getting used to.
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Stay out of this.
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Ooh, sparkly.
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What's the matter, Simon?
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Spell malfunction?
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I'm a professional,
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and professionals
don't hold grudges.
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Aah!
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So you're not a robot?
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You're a magic cat?
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Yes, I always was.
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I'm just back to
my original form.
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And pretty soon,
you will be, too.
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But if everything's
gonna change,
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will we still be together?
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Uh... maybe?
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In the world we all came from,
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Gary was a candy prince,
and you were a cool vampire.
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- Sick.
- Vampire?
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Well, we did see a world
where versions of y'all
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tried to kill each other,
so there's that option.
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Fionna and I got into a
big fight in that place.
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Hey, hey, don't worry.
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We smoothed it over.
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Honestly, I don't know if
you'll even remember each other.
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Or if anyone will remember
this version of our world.
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But I don't want
to forget anything.
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Marshall and I just met.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I told you it shouldn't
be up to us to decide.
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Pbht!
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Maybe we can make requests.
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That Simon guy's thoughts
affect our world, right?
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Yeah, like, if Simon
knows Marshall and I
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are supposed to be
together, it could work out?
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And I'd still date you
if you were a vampire.
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It's worth a shot.
Simon can do anything.
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Just gotta find a portal.
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B.R.B.
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Blue sparkles.
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Blue sparkles.
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There.
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Portal.
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Can you hear me, Simon?
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Big damn bugs.
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The Scarab.
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Just
leave us alone.
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So is this part
of the fun magic?
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Whoa!
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Two scoops in five cones?
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I'll see what I can do.
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Aah!
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Danger.
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Oh, no.
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Simon, what's going on?
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Have there been any significant
ice events in this world?
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Not recently.
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Who has the magic crown now?
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What crown?
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It's gold and pointy,
set with red gems...
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Shh. We have to be quiet now.
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Where's the books?
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Shh.
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Uh...
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What are you waiting for?
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Whoa.
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Come on. One of these has to be
about ice magic or the crown.
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Psst. Just
throw some down.
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Preferably something
about high technology,
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transcendental meditation,
or trashy romance.
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Yes.
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Uh, Simon, we should go.
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Just a minute.
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Don't you hear it?
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Euripides.
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Sherm... Simon.
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Aah!
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Pagelings.
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Return your books.
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Aah.
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I need that book.
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- Show us your card.
- Show us your card.
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- Return your books!
- Return your books!
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This is not working out.
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Ugh, that's so annoying.
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Ugh, keep them apart.
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Gimme that.
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Aah! Hunter.
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I love all plants and animals,
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00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:13,820
but not these things.
279
00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:22,290
Got it.
280
00:17:22,330 --> 00:17:25,120
Hey, Scarabs.
281
00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:26,170
Huh? Huh?
282
00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:28,460
I got your dumb crystal.
283
00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:29,500
Come and get it.
284
00:17:43,350 --> 00:17:45,850
I can feel their
little, tiny feet.
285
00:17:53,070 --> 00:17:54,360
Ugh.
286
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:57,860
I shoulda kept up the
medicine-ball routines.
287
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,660
Come on, Prismo.
288
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,370
He-hey! Who needs a gym?
289
00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:08,120
Gotta help
Fionna and Ca-a-a-ke.
290
00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:24,060
I need a bath.
291
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:25,600
So if this Scarab reforms,
292
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,730
he's going to destroy
our entire reality?
293
00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:29,770
Mm-hmm.
294
00:18:29,850 --> 00:18:31,980
And we can't kill him
because he's immortal?
295
00:18:33,150 --> 00:18:38,070
A Godlike being outdone by
a humble cheese-ball barrel.
296
00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:40,570
So, do we just
keep them in jars,
297
00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:42,530
like forever?
298
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,200
Will they still try to kill
us when the world resets?
299
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,960
I don't know.
300
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:50,250
I don't even know what's
going on with Simon
301
00:18:50,290 --> 00:18:52,420
or why the Scarab got in.
302
00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:54,460
Mm, Simon must still be alive,
303
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,670
or else we'd be blinked
out of existence.
304
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:01,760
Hmph. What'd you
bugs do to Simon?
305
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,720
Abominations!
306
00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:11,060
Ugh!
307
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:12,110
Just call him.
308
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:13,110
Huh?
309
00:19:13,190 --> 00:19:14,440
I gave him my phone.
310
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,940
You know, to play "Worm"
when he was all alone.
311
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,900
That's my phone.
312
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,320
Can I borrow this?
313
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,030
Oh, wait, the pass
code is... Shh. I know.
314
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,620
Huh?
315
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:24,910
It's ringing.
316
00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:27,450
Beth, Beth.
317
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,420
Beth, where's the
book? I wanna see...
318
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:33,290
The book! I need
to see the book.
319
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:36,340
We're almost to the
ol' reading spot.
320
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,010
Which one's got
you so worked up?
321
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,430
Ah.
322
00:19:45,470 --> 00:19:49,230
"Ancient Artifacts"
written by...
323
00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:50,730
I can't read the author's name.
324
00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:53,440
What luck... this
world's Simon Petrikov
325
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,320
wrote a history
of the crown, too.
326
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,650
The invisible forces
of the universe
327
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,530
must have wanted
328
00:19:59,610 --> 00:20:02,740
me to find this.
329
00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:03,660
That's not how you...
330
00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:05,160
I
know how to read.
331
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,870
I have degrees.
332
00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:09,000
Ugh!
333
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,460
Chill.
334
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,920
Why do you want to
read this one so badly?
335
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:17,170
The fate of my friends depends
on me finding a magic crown,
336
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:21,050
and that is the best chance
I have of locating it.
337
00:20:21,130 --> 00:20:22,340
They're waiting.
338
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:25,850
They're waiting for
their magical...
339
00:20:25,930 --> 00:20:28,180
Oh.
340
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:29,350
Okay, Simon.
341
00:20:29,430 --> 00:20:31,520
Let's save your friends, then.
342
00:20:33,230 --> 00:20:36,360
Ah.
343
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,860
"Ready for adventure?"
344
00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:41,360
This looks like one of those
choose-your-own-choice deals.
345
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:46,490
Oh, like the ancient
game books of my world.
346
00:20:46,530 --> 00:20:50,870
"Fire once for yes.
Fire twice for no."
347
00:20:52,790 --> 00:20:55,750
"This is the story about
two best friends...
348
00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:57,460
Casper and Nova.
349
00:20:57,540 --> 00:21:00,260
They are both great explorers.
350
00:21:00,340 --> 00:21:01,880
We meet them on
their great quest
351
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,970
to document and preserve
important talismans.
352
00:21:05,050 --> 00:21:07,050
They journey through
the Gobblebad Caverns
353
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:10,810
and lodge near a sunken city
in the seaside town of Scandia.
354
00:21:10,890 --> 00:21:14,270
There they hear a rumor
about a magic crown."
355
00:21:14,350 --> 00:21:15,600
The crown.
356
00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:17,690
"A crown guarded by
a deadly fire tiger
357
00:21:17,730 --> 00:21:20,900
who lives atop the
volcanic mountain of Yag."
358
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,030
"Yog?" "Yag."
359
00:21:23,070 --> 00:21:24,490
"Casper wants to go for it.
360
00:21:24,570 --> 00:21:26,410
Nova is really excited
to search for artifacts
361
00:21:26,450 --> 00:21:28,870
in the nearby ancient sea ruins,
362
00:21:28,910 --> 00:21:33,540
but she would be cool with
going with Casper's plan, too.
363
00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:35,290
Which thing should they explore?
364
00:21:35,370 --> 00:21:37,380
Fire once for Casper's quest.
365
00:21:37,420 --> 00:21:39,290
Fire twice for Nova's."
366
00:21:39,380 --> 00:21:40,800
We have to go for the crown.
367
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,260
I don't know. The sea
ruins could be fun, too.
368
00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:46,260
Finding the crown is a literal
matter of life and death
369
00:21:46,340 --> 00:21:49,430
for a whole world
of living souls!
370
00:21:49,510 --> 00:21:51,430
I'm digging the
commitment to this bit.
371
00:21:51,470 --> 00:21:53,270
Casper, then.
372
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:58,270
"Casper is bitten, and the
crown has already been stolen
373
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,980
by moon demons." Dang it.
374
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:05,110
Maybe we can go back and
try the sea-ruins route.
375
00:22:05,150 --> 00:22:06,910
Good idea.
376
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:13,580
"Casper is bitten, and the
crown has already been stolen."
377
00:22:14,370 --> 00:22:16,920
No do-overs with
this book, I guess.
378
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,300
Where are the games
on this thing?
379
00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:25,050
Hmm.
380
00:22:25,130 --> 00:22:27,930
Eh, I'm watching TV.
381
00:22:31,510 --> 00:22:33,520
Leave a
message. Blehh.
382
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,810
Ugh,
either the phone isn't working
383
00:22:35,850 --> 00:22:38,810
or Simon is too hurt to answer.
384
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,820
What would the barflies from
"Cheers' do in this situation?
385
00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:45,650
"Cheers" is filmed before
a live studio audience.
386
00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:49,200
Somebody left the door open.
387
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,660
Hey, I'm walkin here.
388
00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:55,200
I'm gonna go back
through the portal.
389
00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:56,960
The blue sparkles again?
390
00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:00,290
Hey, I saw a glowing
opening with blue sparkles,
391
00:23:00,330 --> 00:23:01,960
out there in the park.
392
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,500
I'll take you there.
393
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,210
Let's go, Cake.
394
00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:07,340
We'll look, too. Really?
395
00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:10,180
We can cover more ground if we
look for portals everywhere.
396
00:23:10,260 --> 00:23:14,140
I could even call my...
mom, if we have to.
397
00:23:28,650 --> 00:23:29,990
Oh, my gob! What are you doing
398
00:23:30,030 --> 00:23:32,450
to these beautiful creatures?!
399
00:23:32,530 --> 00:23:34,200
Be free, my babies!
400
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,700
Be free!
401
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,210
Freedom! Ah-ha-ha-ha!
402
00:23:41,290 --> 00:23:42,630
I saved you!
403
00:23:42,710 --> 00:23:44,880
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where they're headed?
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