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This is it. We're here.
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This is krapopolis.
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I swear it's not as
bad as the name sounds.
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- Or that looked.
- I bet he deserved it.
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- Fisherman, your king returns.
- We have a king?
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we're a democracy,
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So him not knowing me
means I'm crushing it.
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Oh, wow, and here's
my family to greet us.
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I guess you guys heard.
- Heard?
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That I fought a kraken,
rescued a princess,
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And I'm returning
with a girlfriend.
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Am I rushing it?
- Nope.
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I'm his girlfriend.
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Yeah, it's the talk of the town.
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I've got two grilled octopus
and two coconut waters.
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That's us. What do we owe you?
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- Three sandals.
- So you're only here for food?
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In our defense, we got hungry
and forgot you were gone.
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Can you break a chicken?
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Do I look like I carry
seven buckets of olives?
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Hey, girlfriend,
welcome to krapopolis.
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- Oh!
- We need your sandals.
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We are good for
it. We're royalty.
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Whoo!
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The goddess deliria demands
this story continue.
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Yes, mother... fifth time
you've interrupted to say that.
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And I was tied to the rock,
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And the kraken was
going to eat me.
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But then, tyrannis
arrived and rescued me.
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- You rescued me.
- You rescued me.
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You fought a
kraken? With what?
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My fist... punched
it on the nose.
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I guess that's their weakness.
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That's sharks.
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Well, turns out nobody likes it.
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Herophile, tyrannis tells
me you're a sea nymph.
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Would we know your family?
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Well, my father is poseidon.
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- Ooh!
- Very impressive.
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Oh, so when my son chooses
the daughter of a god,
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It's romantic, but...
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But when your mother
chooses, it's gross.
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Yeah, you're
getting it. Come on.
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You know what I'm not getting?
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This kraken story.
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Don't be jealous of your
brother, stupendous.
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He can barely swim!
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How'd he untie her in the water?
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Krakens are bad with knots.
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Once again, that's sharks.
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I am bleeding to
death. That can wait.
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How is this a
feasible combination?
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that's
tyrannis' girlfriend.
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Oh, well, I'm his half brother,
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Which I guess makes
us husband and wife
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If he gets murdered.
- You were bleeding to death?
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Yeah, because guess which
animal still refuses
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To roll over for civilization?
- Wolves.
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- Wolves.
- Wolves!
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What is with this rivalry
between humans and wolves?
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They're the only animal we
will never be friends with.
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I'm just gonna say it right now,
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They're man's worst enemy.
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Brilliant, that's gonna stick.
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- Mm-hmm.
- You realize this poor
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Young lady is sitting
here like a prop.
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Can we please give
her a bit of agency?
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Herophile, I'd
like you to decide
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When you're marrying my son.
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Mom, we just met!
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Her father is poseidon.
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He's gonna propose to
you before sundown.
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here's why...
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You're the hottest woman
he'll ever have a shot at.
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This family is the
wolves of people.
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I guess the legend of our
relationship is spreading now.
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I can't believe the king's
not going to die a virgin!
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Inappropriate! But
hopefully, true.
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And there's where people eat,
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And there's where they poo.
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Those places are
really close together.
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That's exactly what I
said. You're good at this.
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Look, we're on a vase.
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Being in a celebrated
relationship feels
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Extra romantic, doesn't it?
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I guess that's why we should
put extra effort into knowing
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Where we're at, keeping it real.
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That's smart. I agree.
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Your divine royalnesses,
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I made a sculpture
of you two meeting.
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Holy balls.
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Marry me.
- Yes!
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Mmm.
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they're getting married...
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Mostly because of my work!
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Wolves, they're
smart, yet savage...
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Organized, yet impulsive.
- Not unlike man.
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Shlub, if you start with that
"man is just an animal" crap,
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I will pin you to the floor
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And dominate you with
a non-sexual hump.
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That's why you're the cyclops
for this mission, sis.
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This new technology will allow
you to walk among wolves,
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Perceived as one of their own.
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Is that a tank of wolf pee?
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- Is that a problem?
- You callin' me scared?
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I will non-sexually hump you.
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Kids, kids, there's
no need to fight.
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We'll all get our chance
in the tank.
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Then let's begin!
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Aah!
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Ah!
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Now that we're friends,
what do you say
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We visit your leader?
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My mother will be so happy
we're getting married,
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Which I don't even
see as a downside now.
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And I'm so happy that
I'm not even turned off
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By how much you mention her.
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I guess I do fixate too
much on proving her wrong.
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She represents the old world,
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And I never saw a
role for myself in it.
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Then I punched a kraken.
I'm a kraken puncher.
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Yeah, you are.
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Is that a... is that a kraken?
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Oh, god, oh, dear god, do
you think it's the same one?
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Do I just punch it again?
- I don't know!
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Well, get behind me, I guess.
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Or should we run?
- I don't know!
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If we run, will
you still love me?
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- I think so.
- Oh, thank god. Run!
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oh!
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You run, and you're dead.
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Oh, damn it.
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Where's your mother?
She stiffed me.
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See, I'm not the only one who
brings her up... wait, what?
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Excuse me, what are you saying?
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His mother owes me 20 cows
for the fake kraken fight!
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You're not a real kraken?
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Real kraken, jagoff, fake fight.
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- Whoa.
- Ah.
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Oh, a kraken!
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Oh, no!
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Ah!
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aah!
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oh! Owie, owie, owie!
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I am slain!
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Ugh.
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You tell that bitch I'm
hungry, and I'm not going away!
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Sorry about the
language, sweetie.
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I respect poseidon a lot.
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Your dad's what krakens
call a kraken's god.
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Oh, and congratulations.
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I heard
you guys got engaged.
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- Thank you...
- Thank you...
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♪ and deliria's son
fought a kraken and won ♪
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♪ because he's deliria's son ♪
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- Loving it.
- ♪ and poseidon's daughter ♪
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♪ called out from the water... ♪
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Okay, but poseidon
can have his own song.
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What if that's where you
put a catchy hook, like...
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♪ this is the wedding
of deliria's son ♪
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♪ deliria, deliria ♪
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I love that idea. I'll
come up with some lyrics.
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I just gave you the lyrics.
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Manipulator!
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Who told? The kraken?
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What happened to the
crew? Did they drown?
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I turned them into fish
when they hit the water,
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Brought them home,
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And set them up with
wives of their own.
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Unlike you, they
won't be complaining.
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- Do you mind?
- No problem!
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I mean, leave the room!
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Don't talk to my
bard like a slave.
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You leave, and you die.
- No problem!
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- I thought I was in love!
- You are!
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And she's quite taken
with you, oddly enough.
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But if the blabbermouth
kraken changed that,
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We'll just sweeten
the deal for her.
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I don't want her to get a deal.
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I told you my whole life
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I don't want to be
provided with a woman.
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Yes, yes, you want
to earn a woman
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By giving her more things
than someone better looking.
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It's quite modern, son.
But we've given it a go.
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I can't make another child.
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You were too much work.
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You owe me a grandson
worthy of overthrowing you.
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Well, now I can die the
world's most satisfied virgin
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Since I'll finally be
depriving you of something.
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Maybe I should go.
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- No!
- I'm going.
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I have a princess to return.
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So sorry I tried to help you.
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If there were anyone
in this entire world
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That wanted your help, mother,
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You'd be ruining their
life instead of mine!
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Spiders!
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Oh, god, why?
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Are they poisonous?
They're not biting.
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They're everywhere!
Can I just ask why?
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I'll take that as a no!
Whatever I did, I'm sorry!
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So many spiders! Am I
allowed to kill them?
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I'm killing a lot of
them just by flailing.
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If that's some kind of test,
I can try to stand still.
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I'll do anything! I'm so sorry
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For whatever I
did to offend you!
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I have to get out
of these clothes!
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You know, your son does
seem pretty mad at you.
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I'm not doing any actual
navigating, by the way.
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I'm just moving
this thing around.
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Where do you live again?
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The ocean. We're here.
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Sorry I'm not a
real kraken puncher.
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I didn't like you for that.
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I liked that you wanted
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To be free from the gods.
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And here I am dumping
you back with poseidon.
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And then going back to deliria.
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Gods, they think they're
so high and mighty,
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But they're... well,
they're high and mighty,
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But they're the
ones that need us.
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It would serve them right
if you and I just...
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Disappeared? I know a place
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We could live free.
It's called "the swamp."
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The gods never go there.
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Unless "the swamp"
is a special name
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For a place that isn't a swamp,
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I don't think anyone goes there.
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Oh, it's a swamp, but
it's a swamp we control.
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We could have a kingdom there
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And kids.
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we could try,
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Which I hear is the best part.
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And then the kids
are...
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Let's do it, tyrannis.
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Let's try it. Let's swamp it.
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- You really mean it?
- I really mean let's try.
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hey, everybody.
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Two wolves approachin'. I'll
be living with you guys,
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Learning your secrets... not
that they're secrets to me.
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I'm a wolf.
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Is that your boss? What'd
he say, something good?
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Well, that'll keep the rain out.
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I guess the floor got kind of...
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- Swamped?
- Exactly.
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Hungry? I'm going to check
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On the frog trap.
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Ew.
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Eww.
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I may not know
how to trap frogs.
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But we're free.
252
00:10:50,193 --> 00:10:52,985
Right, and now we have
to stay free forever,
253
00:10:53,029 --> 00:10:54,529
Or I'll be killed.
254
00:10:55,323 --> 00:10:56,531
Oh, boy, get behind me.
255
00:10:56,574 --> 00:10:58,199
I need a weapon.
I need a stick!
256
00:10:58,284 --> 00:11:00,827
Great, now I'm a
master frog catcher.
257
00:11:03,373 --> 00:11:04,163
Carrots?
258
00:11:04,207 --> 00:11:05,623
Herophile.
259
00:11:05,709 --> 00:11:06,833
Oh, who are you?
260
00:11:06,876 --> 00:11:08,584
- Her boyfriend.
- I see.
261
00:11:08,628 --> 00:11:10,628
I'm heartbroken, but I'm
not the jealous type.
262
00:11:10,672 --> 00:11:13,256
You don't have to be.
You have a horse penis.
263
00:11:13,383 --> 00:11:15,091
I'm jealous. What's
the story here?
264
00:11:15,176 --> 00:11:17,927
Carrots was my first
love. He left me.
265
00:11:18,012 --> 00:11:19,292
I had to flee from your father.
266
00:11:19,305 --> 00:11:21,264
I ended up on a tiny island,
267
00:11:21,391 --> 00:11:23,558
Imprisoned by irresistible
centaur women...
268
00:11:23,643 --> 00:11:26,144
Women with the backs
and fronts of horses.
269
00:11:26,229 --> 00:11:28,354
After a year, I realized,
wait, these are just horses.
270
00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:29,897
So I left. And I remembered
271
00:11:29,941 --> 00:11:31,482
How you used to talk
about the swamp.
272
00:11:31,568 --> 00:11:33,985
Can we go back to the year
you spent banging horses?
273
00:11:34,070 --> 00:11:35,280
I could've lied about that part.
274
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,362
That's definitely true.
275
00:11:36,448 --> 00:11:38,030
I didn't come here
to get you back.
276
00:11:38,116 --> 00:11:39,242
I'll believe it when I see it.
277
00:11:39,242 --> 00:11:40,410
I'm just hiding from your dad.
278
00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:42,201
- Us too.
- Yeah, us too,
279
00:11:42,245 --> 00:11:43,786
The couple moving
into her swamp.
280
00:11:43,872 --> 00:11:45,496
Good luck out there, carrots.
281
00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:48,708
Tyrannis, he'll die.
282
00:11:48,793 --> 00:11:50,626
I said "good luck."
283
00:11:52,005 --> 00:11:53,880
Carrots, please do me the honor
284
00:11:53,923 --> 00:11:56,758
Of living in a swamp with
me and your ex-girlfriend.
285
00:11:56,843 --> 00:11:57,800
I appreciate that.
286
00:11:57,886 --> 00:11:59,006
I'm saying this right now.
287
00:11:59,137 --> 00:12:00,970
You're both dicks if
you fall back in love,
288
00:12:01,055 --> 00:12:03,055
And I don't care if
my ugly possessiveness
289
00:12:03,183 --> 00:12:04,515
Makes it feel romantic.
290
00:12:04,517 --> 00:12:06,225
It won't be. It'll
be a dick move
291
00:12:06,269 --> 00:12:07,477
That got called ahead of time.
292
00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,937
- Perfectly reasonable.
- No, that makes sense.
293
00:12:21,451 --> 00:12:23,534
Step back. I'm not wounded.
294
00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:27,079
I'm just in this position
because it's badass.
295
00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:31,209
I said "get back!"
296
00:12:37,175 --> 00:12:38,841
You makin' fun of me?
297
00:12:43,765 --> 00:12:47,391
You bring one more stick
to me and see what happens.
298
00:12:47,435 --> 00:12:49,352
Thanks for bringing
all those sticks.
299
00:12:52,065 --> 00:12:54,690
I assume this is, like, a truce.
300
00:12:54,734 --> 00:12:57,985
So I'm gonna lay down
and either heal or die,
301
00:12:58,071 --> 00:12:59,654
And I'll kill you
in the morning.
302
00:13:13,962 --> 00:13:15,211
- Hunger... uh...
- hungry!
303
00:13:15,296 --> 00:13:16,921
Hungry hunger!
- Eating.
304
00:13:17,006 --> 00:13:18,256
Food?
- Yes!
305
00:13:18,299 --> 00:13:19,590
Come on, this game was supposed
306
00:13:19,634 --> 00:13:21,968
To take our minds
off starvation.
307
00:13:22,011 --> 00:13:25,179
don't cry, herophile.
308
00:13:25,265 --> 00:13:27,256
We still have one more
round. We can come back.
309
00:13:27,267 --> 00:13:28,891
I prayed to my father.
310
00:13:28,977 --> 00:13:30,893
- What?
- Okay, you can cry now.
311
00:13:30,937 --> 00:13:32,353
Cry hard. You just killed us!
312
00:13:32,397 --> 00:13:34,355
I'm sorry. I didn't know
313
00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:36,357
I'd be on the hook
for everyone's misery.
314
00:13:36,442 --> 00:13:37,861
Now you're on the
hook for our deaths.
315
00:13:37,861 --> 00:13:40,319
Okay, this is good though.
If we're all being honest,
316
00:13:40,363 --> 00:13:42,905
I hate the swamp,
and I want my mommy.
317
00:13:42,991 --> 00:13:44,574
what are you doing?
318
00:13:44,659 --> 00:13:46,242
My mom gave me an
emergency ritual...
319
00:13:46,327 --> 00:13:49,120
Some moss, a
good-looking rock, mud.
320
00:13:49,205 --> 00:13:51,285
Gonna just... this looks
like my mom, I think, right?
321
00:13:51,374 --> 00:13:53,166
You're spending a lot
of time on the breasts.
322
00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:55,001
You don't get to
judge family dynamics!
323
00:13:55,086 --> 00:13:56,836
Goddess deliria, mother
of the ungrateful,
324
00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:57,837
Goddess deliria,
325
00:13:57,922 --> 00:13:58,965
Mother of the ungrateful...
326
00:13:58,965 --> 00:14:00,041
- My father is coming.
- Shh!
327
00:14:00,041 --> 00:14:00,965
Goddess deliria,
328
00:14:01,050 --> 00:14:02,050
Mother of the ungrateful!
329
00:14:02,093 --> 00:14:04,468
This is the goddess deliria!
330
00:14:04,554 --> 00:14:05,511
Yes, yes!
331
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,346
Mom, I'm sorry, and
I need you just to...
332
00:14:07,390 --> 00:14:09,473
If you'd like to
leave a sacrifice,
333
00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:12,101
You can do so
after this message.
334
00:14:12,145 --> 00:14:14,687
If not, lose this ritual.
335
00:14:14,772 --> 00:14:15,688
Frog, frog!
336
00:14:15,773 --> 00:14:16,814
Give me the frog!
337
00:14:21,112 --> 00:14:22,403
Dolphin skis! Both: Ew.
338
00:14:22,488 --> 00:14:24,989
I hope you're happy.
This brackish water
339
00:14:25,074 --> 00:14:26,073
Is killing these guys.
340
00:14:27,368 --> 00:14:29,577
Yeah, you're fine
now, but trust me!
341
00:14:29,621 --> 00:14:30,536
I'm sorry, dad. I...
342
00:14:30,705 --> 00:14:32,040
I don't wanna hear
it. Daddy's here.
343
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,831
This ends now. You're
getting married.
344
00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:35,124
Where are these jackasses?
345
00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:37,168
Get over here!
346
00:14:37,253 --> 00:14:39,045
You, horse ass,
what's your name?
347
00:14:39,088 --> 00:14:40,087
Gravy?
- Carrots.
348
00:14:40,173 --> 00:14:41,339
I don't wanna hear it!
349
00:14:41,424 --> 00:14:43,507
And you, you're
deliria's kid, titmouse?
350
00:14:43,509 --> 00:14:45,927
- Yes.
- That's your name, titmouse?
351
00:14:46,012 --> 00:14:47,219
- No.
- Tell me your name!
352
00:14:47,305 --> 00:14:49,171
- Tyrannis.
- I don't wanna hear it!
353
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:50,423
Here's how it's gonna go down.
354
00:14:50,433 --> 00:14:52,266
I don't care who marries
her at this point.
355
00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:54,226
One of you is. The
other one is dying.
356
00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:56,395
Dad, no! Don't make me choose.
357
00:14:56,481 --> 00:14:59,023
I'm not. You'd choose wrong.
358
00:14:59,108 --> 00:15:01,442
At dawn, the two of
you fight to the death
359
00:15:01,486 --> 00:15:03,653
For my amusement,
but more importantly,
360
00:15:03,780 --> 00:15:04,987
To uphold...
361
00:15:05,073 --> 00:15:06,864
No, no... for my amusement.
362
00:15:06,950 --> 00:15:08,240
These dolphins are dying!
363
00:15:08,326 --> 00:15:10,201
yes, you are!
364
00:15:10,244 --> 00:15:12,578
Dying dolphin skis!
365
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,417
- Sorry.
- Sorry.
366
00:15:18,544 --> 00:15:19,543
I'm sorry, guys.
367
00:15:19,587 --> 00:15:21,295
- You're sorry?
- Should I not be?
368
00:15:21,381 --> 00:15:22,838
I was more expressing like,
369
00:15:22,882 --> 00:15:24,840
Sorry doesn't begin to cover it.
370
00:15:24,884 --> 00:15:26,133
We're blaming me for this?
371
00:15:26,177 --> 00:15:28,719
Well, you did bring
me to a secret swamp
372
00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:31,140
Where your ex-boyfriend lives,
and then brought your father
373
00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:33,849
To the secret swamp, so I'm
not gonna blame the crocodiles.
374
00:15:33,977 --> 00:15:35,893
We were going to die.
375
00:15:35,937 --> 00:15:37,019
You guys were.
376
00:15:37,105 --> 00:15:39,522
I eat grass. I was surviving.
377
00:15:39,607 --> 00:15:41,273
Now you're surviving,
and one of us isn't.
378
00:15:41,359 --> 00:15:43,526
And to be clear, whichever
of us does survive,
379
00:15:43,569 --> 00:15:45,027
Will always agree
with the dead one
380
00:15:45,071 --> 00:15:46,406
That you could've
handled this better.
381
00:15:46,406 --> 00:15:48,322
Gee, I can't wait to
be forced to marry
382
00:15:48,408 --> 00:15:50,992
The most lethal of two
men that despise me.
383
00:15:51,027 --> 00:15:52,493
is that funny?
384
00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:54,870
No, but it is funny
to pick this moment
385
00:15:54,956 --> 00:15:55,997
To expect our sympathy.
386
00:15:56,082 --> 00:15:57,707
Yeah, cry us a river.
387
00:15:57,792 --> 00:15:59,166
Cry us a swamp.
388
00:15:59,210 --> 00:16:01,002
Look, don't worry.
Carrots and I have a plan.
389
00:16:01,087 --> 00:16:02,586
Poseidon might not even show up.
390
00:16:02,672 --> 00:16:04,588
- Are you serious?
- Sometimes he makes people
391
00:16:04,674 --> 00:16:06,549
Stand around all day,
and that's the lesson.
392
00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:09,427
- I love that lesson!
- Yup, let's get out of here.
393
00:16:09,429 --> 00:16:11,762
Time to fight to the death!
394
00:16:11,848 --> 00:16:13,055
Damn it.
395
00:16:13,141 --> 00:16:14,261
You should stay in my room
396
00:16:14,267 --> 00:16:16,225
Until my family can
get used to you.
397
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,310
But I walk around a lot.
You like walking around?
398
00:16:18,396 --> 00:16:20,479
And after a while,
maybe our species
399
00:16:20,565 --> 00:16:21,772
Can form some kind of...
400
00:16:21,816 --> 00:16:23,774
Attention, wolves!
401
00:16:23,818 --> 00:16:25,985
Withdraw or die!
402
00:16:26,070 --> 00:16:29,196
- Friendship.
- You're no match for humanity!
403
00:16:29,282 --> 00:16:32,366
You have yet to
develop the sound cone!
404
00:16:33,453 --> 00:16:35,619
Okay, time to
fight to the death.
405
00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:37,830
And don't do the thing
where you're friends,
406
00:16:37,874 --> 00:16:39,208
So you're conflicted
about fighting.
407
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:40,791
Just really go at each other.
408
00:16:40,835 --> 00:16:41,792
Now!
409
00:16:42,962 --> 00:16:44,253
You're doing the exact thing
410
00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:45,755
I asked you not to do!
411
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:46,756
Fight for real!
412
00:16:49,177 --> 00:16:51,343
Ready!
413
00:16:51,429 --> 00:16:53,095
- Mutilate the wolves!
- Stop!
414
00:16:53,181 --> 00:16:55,056
We can be friends!
415
00:16:55,141 --> 00:16:57,266
This wolf and I slept together.
416
00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:59,727
oh, grow up!
417
00:16:59,812 --> 00:17:01,270
That's sweet, sis,
418
00:17:01,314 --> 00:17:03,481
But I don't think these
wolves understand.
419
00:17:03,608 --> 00:17:06,275
Wolf, you can
understand me, right?
420
00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:09,987
Okay, great. I'll
talk to my army,
421
00:17:10,031 --> 00:17:11,614
And you translate for yours.
422
00:17:11,699 --> 00:17:12,698
Listen to me!
423
00:17:12,909 --> 00:17:15,659
Humans and wolves are
not that different!
424
00:17:17,872 --> 00:17:19,789
We're smart but violent.
425
00:17:22,126 --> 00:17:24,376
We're especially
mean to our own kind.
426
00:17:26,589 --> 00:17:29,799
Maybe we finally
found the one animal
427
00:17:29,884 --> 00:17:31,425
That really gets us.
428
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,357
We're gonna be
friends with wolves.
429
00:17:53,783 --> 00:17:54,740
Hiya!
430
00:17:57,036 --> 00:17:58,327
Stop!
431
00:17:58,412 --> 00:18:00,913
We won't fight anymore,
and here's why.
432
00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:02,208
We have something
you don't hav...
433
00:18:03,209 --> 00:18:05,126
integrity.
434
00:18:05,211 --> 00:18:07,002
- Carrots!
- Are you satisfied?
435
00:18:07,130 --> 00:18:08,295
Have you seen enough blood?
436
00:18:08,339 --> 00:18:10,256
No, I haven't seen any.
437
00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:12,174
I can't believe you
guys tried to pull
438
00:18:12,218 --> 00:18:14,218
The fake telescoping
spear trick.
439
00:18:14,345 --> 00:18:15,928
Okay, okay, you caught us there.
440
00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:17,889
You do understand now I
have to kill you both?
441
00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:19,515
Of course, it makes
a lot of sense
442
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,102
That this would offend
you, and you know why?
443
00:18:21,102 --> 00:18:25,437
Because the lesson is, nobody
likes to be manipulated.
444
00:18:26,274 --> 00:18:27,565
He gets it! He's nodding.
445
00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:29,733
No, no, I was imagining
a kickass song
446
00:18:29,777 --> 00:18:30,734
To murder you by.
447
00:18:30,778 --> 00:18:32,945
♪ Dun, dun, dun, dun, die! ♪
448
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:35,072
♪ Die, die, die, die, die! ♪
449
00:18:35,158 --> 00:18:36,033
But I think if you think...
450
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:37,032
Ah!
451
00:18:37,076 --> 00:18:38,450
Whoa!
452
00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:44,248
Uh...
453
00:18:49,380 --> 00:18:50,629
Oh, my god!
454
00:18:55,136 --> 00:18:57,136
Let it out. Let's go.
455
00:18:57,180 --> 00:18:58,262
I hate you!
456
00:18:58,347 --> 00:19:00,181
Yeah, yeah. You comin' home?
457
00:19:00,224 --> 00:19:01,599
Or do you wanna keep being free?
458
00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:03,976
I'll come
home, but I hate you.
459
00:19:04,061 --> 00:19:05,019
Dolphins!
460
00:19:05,062 --> 00:19:06,437
Dolphins?
461
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,855
See? Called it.
462
00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:09,398
Already dead. Whale!
463
00:19:21,829 --> 00:19:22,786
Light is dangerous.
464
00:19:22,872 --> 00:19:23,996
All move as one.
465
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,289
- Water is air.
- All right.
466
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:27,416
You're human, and he's gone.
467
00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:29,335
- Did it work?
- Of course it worked!
468
00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:31,503
It's not like poseidon's
going to choose now
469
00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:32,630
To become unpredictable.
470
00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:34,006
Can I just ask, mom,
471
00:19:34,091 --> 00:19:36,383
Whose dismembered human and
horse appendages those are?
472
00:19:36,469 --> 00:19:38,304
Actually, you can't ask,
because the lesson here
473
00:19:38,304 --> 00:19:40,262
Is never question my judgment.
474
00:19:40,348 --> 00:19:42,473
- I'm good with that lesson.
- I'm carrots.
475
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,476
No new friends, carrots,
and find your own way home.
476
00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:47,144
You're a good guy,
carrots the centaur,
477
00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:48,896
And a good horse, combined.
478
00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:52,233
We haven't seen the last of
each other, king tyrannis.
479
00:19:52,318 --> 00:19:53,234
Yah!
480
00:19:54,654 --> 00:19:56,528
He says "yah" to himself?
481
00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:58,572
Haven't seen the
last of each other?
482
00:19:58,616 --> 00:20:01,492
Like he gets to decide how
enduring a character he is.
483
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:02,660
Centaurs.
484
00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:04,662
Mom, you were right.
I can't keep being
485
00:20:04,747 --> 00:20:08,165
So critical of you if I'm just
as much of a spoiled assface.
486
00:20:08,251 --> 00:20:10,042
Yes, yes, it's possible
487
00:20:10,086 --> 00:20:11,337
It was unfair of
me to trick you.
488
00:20:11,337 --> 00:20:13,161
Right, what animal do
you want to go home on?
489
00:20:13,214 --> 00:20:14,755
- An eagle!
- You don't get to choose.
490
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,507
Tricked you! Whale!
491
00:20:17,927 --> 00:20:19,134
Inspired choice.
492
00:20:19,178 --> 00:20:22,012
He didn't invent
summoning whales.
493
00:20:22,098 --> 00:20:24,056
Mom, mom, mom... mom! Mom!
494
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,392
mom!
495
00:20:31,065 --> 00:20:33,607
how's it going?
496
00:20:33,693 --> 00:20:36,318
Well, they are interested
in a domestic relationship.
497
00:20:36,404 --> 00:20:38,362
- That's great.
- I don't know.
498
00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:40,364
They want to live in our houses
499
00:20:40,449 --> 00:20:42,032
And sleep in our beds
and eat our food.
500
00:20:42,076 --> 00:20:43,659
They want to be escorted outside
501
00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:46,412
So they can poop and
pee wherever they want,
502
00:20:46,455 --> 00:20:47,579
And whenever they do it,
503
00:20:47,623 --> 00:20:49,456
They want to be told
they're good at it.
504
00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:52,459
Okay, that took a turn.
What are they offering us?
505
00:20:52,545 --> 00:20:54,044
Can we milk them?
506
00:20:54,088 --> 00:20:56,422
No! No milking, no hauling.
507
00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:59,341
Look, I'm a very
interspecies kind of guy,
508
00:20:59,427 --> 00:21:02,970
But this is the most one-sided
proposal I've ever heard,
509
00:21:03,055 --> 00:21:06,098
And I can't advise mankind
to do anything else
510
00:21:06,142 --> 00:21:08,142
But walk the hell away.
511
00:21:08,227 --> 00:21:09,852
You guys, look at
their offspring.
512
00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:12,771
It's like their puppies are
intentionally becoming cuter.
513
00:21:12,815 --> 00:21:14,898
But the negotiations
aren't really...
514
00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:17,276
Okay, look at this lil' guy.
515
00:21:17,403 --> 00:21:19,695
are you a
lil' guy? Yes, you are.
516
00:21:19,739 --> 00:21:22,031
just go in
there and agree to everything.
517
00:21:22,074 --> 00:21:23,699
Stop being a jerk.
518
00:21:29,915 --> 00:21:31,457
Did you get any of that?
519
00:21:33,753 --> 00:21:35,502
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