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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Nope. It's a lookalike.
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See, it's all about the nipple.
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If you don't see a
nipple, don't touch it.
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Okay, now I'm getting hard.
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Gross.
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Isn't it a bit morbid...
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picking shrooms off people's graves?
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Bitch, aren't you about
to be in med school?
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You better get used to
playing with corpses?
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Oh, never mind.
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See, that's different.
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Those people donated
their bodies to science.
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Okay, and these ones graciously chose
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to fertilize the Earth
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so that you and I could
come face-to-face with Buddha
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- or gay Jesus or whatever.
- Come on.
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Okay, um, so do we,
like, cook them, or...
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Nope, we're just gonna chomp them down.
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They are way more potent raw.
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Oh, speaking of, did you
know that a baboon's colon
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is five times bigger than a man's
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because he only eats raw food?
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That is not what I
thought you were gonna say.
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I know... you could probably fit
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a basketball player's whole
foot in there if you wanted to.
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You know, I think I was more turned on
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when we were talking about corpses.
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Gay gasp.
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Babe, jackpot.
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♪ We gonna get so
boomy, shroomy, woomy ♪
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♪ We gonna get
so boomy, shroomy, woomy ♪
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"Sweet Keaven in Heaven,
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Nine sweet angels in the sky.
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Too early for you to die.
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I hope you're having fun
in your kingdom of the sun."
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"Sweet Daddius, I'm the saddiest.
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Nine sweet angels in the
sky, too early for you to die.
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I hope you're having fun
in your kingdom of the sun."
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I got to get some air.
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"Oh, Sheridan, I'll be
wondering where you been."
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I can't wait for these
fucking vigils to be over.
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Are you crazy?
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It's like our gay reparations.
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We getting paid handsome
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just to hug on some
strangers while they cry.
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If I have to hear one more person
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talk about how they
could have been there
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and then take a selfie
just to get their money,
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I don't know.
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I just feel like we're
pimping out our trauma.
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Don't worry... there'll be
another shooting soon enough,
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and they'll forget about little old us.
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But if seeing my pretty face
here opens their wallets,
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so be it.
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You know what? You're right.
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- Let's get this money, baby.
- Hey, that's my girl.
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So what you spending your check on?
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Ugh. I don't know.
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I'm currently staying
with my ex for free.
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We're in this weird space where we're...
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Damn, I did not ask for your life story.
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You got to cut out with that drama.
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Look, I'm bound to blow mine
on hookers and Xanny bars.
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And you know what that's called?
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Healing.
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Marvin, you're an inspiration.
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Brodie...
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it's 6:30.
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Yeah, but my forearm
muscles basically atrophied,
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so this is kind of like
my physical therapy.
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So jerk yourself off, then.
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Come on. Play with me.
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Oh, shit.
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I feel like I've been hit by a bus
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and dragged for three blocks.
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Really? But you didn't drink last night.
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Did you?
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Why is Daddius under the bed?
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Because it's creepy and
morbid to have him just out.
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I'm glad we're scattering his ashes,
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but I actually think
Daddius would have loved
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to spend eternity watching
us breed each other.
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You know he would.
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You know, it's been shockingly nice
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having you and your brother stay here...
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but what's your plan, like, long-term?
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Can we not with the parental role-play?
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Look, I'm about to get a major payout
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from the Survivors' Fund,
and then I will find a place,
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pack my shit, and get out of your hair.
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Hey, I didn't say I
wanted you out of my hair.
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I just asked what your plan was.
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Well...
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my plan was to jerk you off,
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but now I guess I'm gonna have
to go get these trauma dollars.
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♪ Rock-a-bye, babies, in the treetops ♪
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♪ When you assholes eat,
my stress levels will drop ♪
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Did you just say our
babies are assholes?
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I didn't say it. I sang it.
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And you have to admit...
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a hunger strike is an
asshole thing to do.
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Can we please just try baby formula?
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Ruthie.
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My God, is this lady stalking us?
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I mean, which part of
"you are not their gam-gam"
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does she not understand?
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Oh, come on, Brenda's harmless.
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Besides, my mom is a massive C,
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and your parents are,
like, a thousand miles away.
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It's not like we couldn't use the help.
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I don't know.
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Oh.
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Ooh, not a chance.
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Okay.
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Shut the fuck up.
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♪ My heart is speeding ♪
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♪ And my body's syncing with the sound ♪
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♪ My mind's an ocean ♪
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♪ And I don't care
if I swim or drown ♪
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♪ Done being lonely, we're
the only ones that matter now ♪
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♪ But tonight we'll be
the perfect creatures ♪
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♪ The perfect creatures ♪
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♪ The perfect creatures ♪
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♪ I hate myself, who I love ♪
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♪ So I'm in the closet ♪
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♪ Designer clothes, Jordan lows ♪
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♪ Roses in my pocket ♪
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♪ Feeling blue, so confused,
don't know how to stop it ♪
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♪ Such a mess, come in
dressed like I own the carpet ♪
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♪ When all of the
world's so out of reach ♪
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♪ I see a monster ♪
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Find anything good?
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Bookings have been pretty slow since...
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How you doing?
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Question on everyone's lips...
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my teachers, my friends, my mom.
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I hear you.
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Here.
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What is this?
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Trash...
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so, um, it should suit you.
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Bitch.
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This all your drag shit?
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Yeah, I don't need it anymore.
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Sure you do.
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My drag school starts next month.
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Pull up.
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Nah, it's gonna be a hard pass.
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You're right... I haven't
been going to church,
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and I probably should.
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Yes, I'm sure Mom would be
disappointed, but I think...
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Papi, I got to run. I'm sorry...
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No, I'm not being smart.
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Love you.
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Want to watch "Buffy" with me?
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I'm sorry. I-I got to work.
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Okay, well, I'm gonna go watch a show
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that turns any real-life problem
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into a monster that can be defeated,
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usually in, like, 45 minutes.
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Also, um...
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the guys are hot, so...
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I do love hot guys.
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Oh, my God, that's crazy. Me too.
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Come on.
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I mean, can you believe him?
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Like, I'm sorry I don't
know what I should do
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after almost being murdered.
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What the fuck is that?
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Do you want me to be honest
with my very bestest friend
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or pretend you're someone else?
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Oh, pretend I'm someone else.
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Mm, sorry. Can't.
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But you never wanted to be a doctor.
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When you quit, you dodged a bullet.
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So what now? Good question.
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Fuck you.
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Hello, thrivers.
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11 weeks ago, I was
getting my damn life, sis.
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I was out on the Babylon dance floor
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being a happy little faggot.
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I can say it.
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I can say it.
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And then the shooting happened.
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Do you think he realizes
he looks like a Proud Boy?
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I think he was a Proud Boy
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until he realized he could
get more attention this way.
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Please, put your paws up
for Lani Simpson's parents,
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Clara and Reed...
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Sheridan Segal's sister, Charity...
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What is this?
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The victims' families.
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And the parents of Daddius Miller,
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Phil and Kim.
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What the actual fuck
are they doing here?
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Be strong.
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Slay, mamas... And papas.
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While all of us survivors struggle
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every G-damn day since the shooting,
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these families are still
really, really bummed,
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and they will be pretty much forever.
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Oh, sorry. Bringing the room down.
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We're here to provide a light
at the end of the tunnel,
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which is why we partnered
with LeBlanc Auto Sales
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of New Orleans to provide
each of them a brand-new car.
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Let's see it, hunty.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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They refuse to claim his body
but show up for a free car?
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Oh, shit, for real?
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Oh, that's cold.
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♪ Gossip, gossip ♪
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♪ Ba-Ba-Babylon ♪
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♪ Battle for your life, gossip, gossip ♪
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♪ Ba-Ba-Babylon ♪
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♪ Battle for your life, Babylon ♪
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♪ Strut it out, walk a mile ♪
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♪ Serve it, ancient-city style ♪
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♪ Talk it out, babble on ♪
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♪ Battle for your life, Babylon ♪
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♪ That's gossip, what you on? ♪
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♪ Money don't talk, rip that song ♪
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♪ Gossip, babble on ♪
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♪ Battle for your life, Babylon ♪
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You okay?
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You want to be honest or
pretend you're someone else?
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Okay, two scenes ago,
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she is in full-blown denial
about being the slayer,
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and now she's all-in, full-on
hunting this vampire lady?
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Give the binge the respect she deserves,
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- and she will reward you.
- If you say so.
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Oh, my fucking God.
Where you been, bitch?
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Damn, Bussey.
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Mwah.
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This is nice. Who
paying for all this shit?
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Me, baby.
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Also, what's wrong with him?
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Girl...
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A cameo from Mr. and Mrs. Miller.
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Wait, Daddius' parents were there?
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Mm-hmm.
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JCJ gave them a free car for their loss.
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Oh, fuck that.
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Sorry, what's the problem?
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Free car equals good, right?
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The problem is that
Daddius' shit-stained parents
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disowned him when he came out.
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Oh, no, wait, sorry, they first sent him
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to an ultra-religious conversion camp,
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and then they disowned him.
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Wait, how'd you know Daddius
went to conversion therapy?
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I don't know... he probably told us
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when we were all hanging out.
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Hmm, no place to hang out anymore.
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God, these fucking vigils
are killing queer nightlife.
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I don't know. Make me want to drink.
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Yeah, but in that depressing-ass,
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00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,961
Heath Ledger smelling the
shirt kind of way. Pass.
259
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:17,297
Every gay bar is either closed or empty.
260
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:18,798
When did the faggots get so soft?
261
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,216
Preach, baby.
262
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,969
I mean, hell, these bars
survived the damn AIDS crisis.
263
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,971
And we'll survive this, too.
264
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,515
Fuck the bars. Let's do this ourselves.
265
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,184
We'll throw a party better than Babylon.
266
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,353
Okay, Brodie Luther King.
267
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:34,105
Like, this is how we
should be honoring Daddius
268
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,732
and all the other victims,
269
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:39,611
not some shitty vigils
that cater to sad heteros.
270
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,863
It's a nice idea, Brodie,
but with what money?
271
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:48,370
- 40K from the Survivors' Fund.
- 40 grand?
272
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:50,710
Damn, if I would have known
they were giving out that much,
273
00:13:50,711 --> 00:13:53,166
- I would have signed up.
- I got 52 Gs
274
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,001
'cause they thought this
chair was from the shooting.
275
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,836
JCJ is such a dumb bitch.
276
00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:58,755
I know.
277
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,340
I got a 20K bonus for getting shot.
278
00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:03,301
Ruthie just said trans... $10,000.
279
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,761
It feels like the trauma Olympics.
280
00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:07,013
Well, if you got all that
money, I say go for it.
281
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,765
I love this for you.
282
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,100
Great...
283
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:12,686
because I know the perfect place
284
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,813
to host the party.
285
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,523
Where?
286
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,778
Oh. No.
287
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,697
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
288
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,657
Brodie, absolutely not.
289
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,534
Come on.
290
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,911
You were telling me I
needed a plan this morning.
291
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:32,455
Noah, this is the plan.
292
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:36,126
Look, I love this energy, but
times have changed, Brodie.
293
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,461
Come on.
294
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:41,631
Daddius would've killed
for one last party.
295
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:45,010
I guess you know what's
best for everyone, don't you?
296
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,678
What? He would have.
297
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,179
Noah.
298
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,975
So you'll think about it, babe?
299
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,564
He's gonna think about it.
300
00:14:57,605 --> 00:15:01,234
Spaghetti à la carbonara, piping hot,
301
00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:04,821
just like the ancient
Romans used to microwave.
302
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,075
Hello?
303
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,744
Earth to Ming.
304
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:11,953
What?
305
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,290
Oh, um...
306
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,833
yeah, I'm not hungry.
307
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:17,959
Thank you.
308
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:20,253
Hey.
309
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:22,589
I know it's been a rough month,
310
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:26,134
but I have to go concerned
mom on you for a second.
311
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:28,511
Mom, can we please not?
312
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:33,266
I found your Survivors'
Fund letter in your trash.
313
00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:35,477
Why didn't you want to sign up?
314
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,520
Why did you go through my trash?
315
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,440
Look...
316
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:44,778
I can't tell you how to process...
317
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,738
what happened.
318
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:50,116
But that money... it sure would
have been helpful around here.
319
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:53,036
Or for your college...
320
00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,454
for your drag.
321
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,289
Fuck all that.
322
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,958
I'm done with drag.
323
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,544
Donated all my shit.
324
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:05,215
Hey, you... you donated?
325
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:12,764
Forget it. I know what we need to do.
326
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:16,393
Yeah, I'm not going to the vigil.
327
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:20,689
Oh, this is better than
thoughts and prayers.
328
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:31,241
See, it helps, right?
329
00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:48,133
Can we go now?
330
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:01,521
And the crazy thing is, I tried...
331
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:05,233
like, really tried to
not be gay for them.
332
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,820
You know, I cried
333
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:13,742
after watching gay porn for
the first time after that.
334
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,035
I'm so sorry, babe.
335
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:16,786
♪ Only love ♪
336
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:20,498
♪ Bring it back, bring it back ♪
337
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,959
♪ Bring it back ♪
338
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:25,378
Wait.
339
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,714
Wait, was this song playing
340
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,966
during this entire
depressing conversation?
341
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:32,010
Oh, no, I put my sex playlist on...
342
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,386
I am getting emotional
343
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:37,140
to maybe the gayest piece
of music ever released.
344
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,850
Okay, I can turn it off.
345
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:41,061
No, I think we have to embrace it now.
346
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:43,813
We dance away the pain.
347
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,231
Oh, oh.
348
00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:47,400
♪ Loads, loads everywhere ♪
349
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,527
♪ Poppers, poppers, underwear ♪
350
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,363
♪ Loads, loads everywhere ♪
351
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:54,074
♪ Poppers, poppers, underwear ♪
352
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,658
- It's a fucking bop.
- It is.
353
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,327
I'm sorry, that's a fucking bop.
354
00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:59,662
Watch out, girls. Here she comes.
355
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:27,023
Hey.
356
00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:28,441
You okay?
357
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,487
Can you do the thing, Brodie?
358
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:38,535
Here...
359
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:44,249
Close your eyes.
360
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,299
Oh.
361
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:56,386
Mm, this one's really stuck.
362
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:57,971
Must be a big one.
363
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:11,317
There...
364
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,236
no more bad thoughts.
365
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:29,544
We can have the party here.
366
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:31,588
Really?
367
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,798
What made you change your mind?
368
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:52,734
Where you off to, bitch?
369
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:55,320
First day back on the job
sculpting NOLA's young minds.
370
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:57,989
Also, honey, you do
not want to go in there.
371
00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,324
Shar is on one,
372
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,076
and Mama B definitely
woke up and chose chaos.
373
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,494
Why do you think I'm here?
374
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,412
Shar's been blowing up
my phone since last night,
375
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,664
and I figured you'd be pissed
if I blocked them, so...
376
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:07,999
Oh, B-T-dubs,
377
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,459
I'm throwing a party
tonight at mine and Noah's.
378
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:11,169
- Oh.
- So you have to come.
379
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,838
Wow. Okay, "mine and Noah's."
380
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,801
Brodie, maybe this whole
Noah thing isn't a good idea?
381
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:21,262
I don't know. I'm optimistic.
382
00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:24,224
You'll come to the party?
383
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:27,227
Look, I obviously want to go,
but Shar's is losing their mind
384
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:28,520
with this whole breastfeeding thing.
385
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,188
Oh, and to cap it off, the twins, like,
386
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,648
legit don't fuck with me.
387
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:33,733
And, like, yeah, I know
they're young and whatever,
388
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:36,986
but the way they look at
me, it's giving spooky.
389
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,239
See...
390
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,741
these all sound like
reasons you should come.
391
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,539
Whatever. We'll see.
392
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,290
- Bye.
- Bye.
393
00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:59,134
Am I too late? Did you kill her?
394
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,219
Brodie, I can't get rid of Brenda.
395
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:02,429
I've tried.
396
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,431
I have said truly awful things to her,
397
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,099
and I think she just
thinks they're funny.
398
00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:08,101
And she keeps calling
399
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:10,979
and showing up with these
fucking delicious casseroles.
400
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:12,522
- I can't do it.
- Yeah.
401
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:15,442
She's never met a boundary she
won't just utterly demolish.
402
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:17,027
Now we know where you get it.
403
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:20,155
Do something about her...
404
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,823
please.
405
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:28,038
Brenda, everything okay?
406
00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:29,497
You.
407
00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:31,958
You are on my shit list right now.
408
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,377
Were you ever gonna
tell me you had children?
409
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:37,005
Brenda, Flo and Jett
are not my children.
410
00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:38,965
I went into a sad, sterile little room
411
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:41,885
filled with crusty, 15-year-old
hetero porno magazines
412
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:44,346
and rubbed my half chub
until I splooged into a cup.
413
00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:46,514
Oh, please don't say "splooge."
414
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:49,017
"Came" or... or, hell,
even "shot my load,"
415
00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:50,643
but not "splooge."
416
00:21:50,685 --> 00:21:53,104
I'm just saying... I did
a nice thing for my friends
417
00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:55,607
out of the kindness of
my heart... that's it.
418
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:59,527
Honey, I'm gonna break
this down for you.
419
00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:01,446
Mama needs some joy right now.
420
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:02,947
I am premenopausal,
421
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:05,950
I am married to your father,
which, well, enough said,
422
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:09,037
and my favorite barista
has turned against me
423
00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:12,624
for reasons that I am
still trying to figure out.
424
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:16,628
Why are you hiding these
beautiful babies from me
425
00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:20,465
and poisoning pure, innocent
Julian against his mother?
426
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:23,176
Okay.
427
00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:25,095
I am being vulnerable with you,
428
00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:26,429
and you are laughing at me.
429
00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:29,224
'Cause I didn't poison
Julian against you.
430
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:30,600
He wanted to move out.
431
00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:32,727
And maybe I didn't tell
you about Flo and Jett
432
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:34,604
because they don't
need your special brand
433
00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:36,564
of childhood trauma.
434
00:22:36,606 --> 00:22:38,900
Brodie...
435
00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:43,655
You got to stop blaming other
people for your problems.
436
00:22:43,697 --> 00:22:46,324
You screw up your life all on your own.
437
00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:52,247
Brodie.
438
00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:53,623
Brodie, where are you going?
439
00:22:53,665 --> 00:22:55,542
No, please wait. Take her!
440
00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:00,588
Ha, ha, ha. Aha, ha.
441
00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:01,965
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
442
00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:04,592
Yo, hey, yo.
443
00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:09,014
Angel's a vampire?
444
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,683
This is why you respect the binge.
445
00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:13,685
Hugo Gyrl gave me a fag
discount on some of their work
446
00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:15,186
so I can redecorate.
447
00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:17,480
How much redecorating
do you have in mind?
448
00:23:17,522 --> 00:23:20,025
Brodie. Brodie.
449
00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:36,875
This is Ali.
450
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,127
I hired him to help us build the ramps.
451
00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:40,628
This shit gonna be accessible.
452
00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:05,487
Oh, my God.
453
00:24:10,075 --> 00:24:12,452
It's perfect.
454
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,204
Yeah?
455
00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:15,580
It's Daddius' last party.
456
00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:17,374
It's got to be as epic as he was.
457
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:21,378
Hey, careful with that.
458
00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:23,296
That shit is the best on the market...
459
00:24:23,338 --> 00:24:24,631
The Screamer.
460
00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:26,091
If you don't stop giving me lip,
461
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:28,426
I'll have you screaming
in this thing later.
462
00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:29,761
- Oh. What, what?
- Ooh.
463
00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:33,098
Y'all fucking?
464
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:34,974
It's costing me most of my payout,
465
00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:38,186
but I got the boyfriend experience.
466
00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:49,781
Fucking firecrackers.
467
00:24:49,823 --> 00:24:52,242
- You all right, Marvin?
- Yeah.
468
00:25:36,661 --> 00:25:38,747
- I'm sorry. We have to cancel.
- Bitch, we can't cancel.
469
00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:40,123
Are you kidding me? This
is a death threat, okay?
470
00:25:40,165 --> 00:25:41,791
You might not be
worried, but I live here.
471
00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,376
This is exactly what they want.
472
00:25:43,418 --> 00:25:45,837
Send us back into the corners
and take away our safe spaces.
473
00:25:45,879 --> 00:25:48,798
What about this looks safe?
474
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,217
We supposed to live in fear forever?
475
00:25:51,259 --> 00:25:53,178
I don't know, Buss.
476
00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:55,972
I think I'm hate-crimed
out for the week.
477
00:25:56,014 --> 00:25:58,141
Brodie, we can't go through with this.
478
00:25:59,768 --> 00:26:02,437
Do you smell that?
479
00:26:02,479 --> 00:26:04,397
Is that...
480
00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:06,107
gunpowder?
481
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,072
Y'all don't smell that?
482
00:26:12,113 --> 00:26:14,741
It's, like...
483
00:26:14,783 --> 00:26:17,327
Everywhere.
484
00:26:17,369 --> 00:26:19,245
Brodie?
485
00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:20,455
Brodie?
486
00:27:13,508 --> 00:27:15,135
Fuck, yeah.
487
00:27:26,604 --> 00:27:28,940
Brodie, where were you?
488
00:27:28,982 --> 00:27:31,109
We got to take control
of our lives again.
489
00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:33,528
Those swamp-bred gator-fuckers
didn't scare us off,
490
00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:35,363
but they did give us our name.
491
00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:58,386
Daddius would've liked it.
492
00:27:58,428 --> 00:27:59,846
Our patron saint.
493
00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:05,560
Let's go get "shwasted."
494
00:28:05,602 --> 00:28:09,105
What's up, bitches?
495
00:28:11,858 --> 00:28:13,985
Whoo-hoo! Whoo!
496
00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:15,779
New Orleans is back, baby.
497
00:28:15,820 --> 00:28:17,280
Hey, come on in.
498
00:28:17,322 --> 00:28:18,615
There's a second bar in the back.
499
00:28:18,656 --> 00:28:19,783
Three exits are marked.
500
00:28:19,824 --> 00:28:20,950
And if you need anything, I'm Brodie.
501
00:28:20,992 --> 00:28:22,285
Thanks. I don't think we're gonna stay.
502
00:28:22,327 --> 00:28:23,370
We just wanted to pop in.
503
00:28:23,411 --> 00:28:25,330
Okay, pop in for as long as you need.
504
00:28:25,372 --> 00:28:26,623
What's up, Brodie?
505
00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:32,629
Yeah! Whoo, get it, girl.
506
00:28:32,671 --> 00:28:34,381
Okay.
507
00:28:34,422 --> 00:28:36,132
Hey, look out, bitch.
508
00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:40,178
- Max would have loved this.
- Nice to see you.
509
00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:42,806
- Girl, I needed this.
- Girl!
510
00:28:42,847 --> 00:28:46,393
You better get over here. Mwah.
511
00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:50,146
Um, uh, excuse me.
512
00:28:50,188 --> 00:28:52,732
Yeah, bitch!
513
00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:54,192
Hey. Hey.
514
00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:56,528
I can't believe everyone's here.
515
00:28:56,569 --> 00:28:59,155
I know, girl. This is amazing.
516
00:28:59,197 --> 00:29:01,533
♪ Throw it back, throw it back classy ♪
517
00:29:01,574 --> 00:29:02,951
♪ Zoom, zoom, zoom... ♪
518
00:29:02,992 --> 00:29:04,828
Hey, baby. Tequila.
519
00:29:04,869 --> 00:29:06,788
♪ Don't ask me ♪
520
00:29:16,006 --> 00:29:17,549
♪ Hot boy, hots boys nasty ♪
521
00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:19,551
$5 hard seltzer.
522
00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:20,719
It's just what I needed to heal.
523
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,887
- I feel so much better.
- Mm.
524
00:29:22,929 --> 00:29:26,516
See, I know you're being
sarcastic, but you're welcome.
525
00:29:26,558 --> 00:29:28,143
I'm glad you're here.
526
00:29:30,186 --> 00:29:32,564
Hey!
527
00:29:32,605 --> 00:29:35,191
♪ Smash your man, throw him back ♪
528
00:29:35,233 --> 00:29:37,610
♪ Hey, yo, GRiZ, run that shit back ♪
529
00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:46,703
♪ Throw it back, throw it back, boom ♪
530
00:29:46,745 --> 00:29:51,124
Wow. Brodie's party looks so fun.
531
00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:53,460
Get here, bitches!
532
00:29:53,501 --> 00:29:55,128
Not that I want to go.
533
00:29:55,170 --> 00:29:56,880
We're living the real dream, babe.
534
00:29:56,921 --> 00:29:59,966
They're all jealous of us.
535
00:30:00,008 --> 00:30:01,384
- You're a dummy.
- Mm.
536
00:30:02,927 --> 00:30:04,846
Yoo-hoo!
537
00:30:04,888 --> 00:30:06,389
Hello, my loves.
538
00:30:06,431 --> 00:30:07,932
Oh, my Lord.
539
00:30:07,974 --> 00:30:11,394
Brenda, it's damn near 9:00.
This madness has got to stop.
540
00:30:11,436 --> 00:30:14,147
Oh, I-I-I don't know, babe.
I mean, it's kind of kismet.
541
00:30:14,189 --> 00:30:15,940
We were just talking
about how fun it would be
542
00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:17,984
- to go to Brodie's party.
- Were we?
543
00:30:18,026 --> 00:30:20,195
And then Brenda shows up
like some fairy gam-gam.
544
00:30:20,236 --> 00:30:21,780
What are you talking about?
545
00:30:21,821 --> 00:30:25,700
You texted me and asked if I
could come help with the kids
546
00:30:25,742 --> 00:30:27,243
so you could go rage,
547
00:30:27,285 --> 00:30:31,164
which, for the record, I love.
548
00:30:31,206 --> 00:30:33,708
For real, Ruthie? So now
you trying to play me?
549
00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:35,669
Oh, okay, it's not that deep, Shar.
550
00:30:35,710 --> 00:30:38,338
Oh, I am doing this alone.
551
00:30:39,964 --> 00:30:42,842
Yeah. Yeah, you are, by choice.
552
00:30:47,639 --> 00:30:52,352
Our dynamic has always been
about you taking control.
553
00:30:52,394 --> 00:30:55,230
And usually I love that about you.
554
00:30:55,271 --> 00:30:59,693
Oh, especially that...
Brenda, close your ears...
555
00:30:59,734 --> 00:31:01,611
that fisting thing you do.
556
00:31:01,653 --> 00:31:03,655
Oh.
557
00:31:03,697 --> 00:31:06,157
But I can't sit here,
not be allowed to help,
558
00:31:06,199 --> 00:31:08,702
and then get in trouble for not helping.
559
00:31:08,743 --> 00:31:10,578
So, for the next two hours,
560
00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:13,873
you cannot listen to
Brenda instead of me.
561
00:31:13,915 --> 00:31:16,918
I love you.
562
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,796
- Thanks, Mama B.
- Mm-hmm.
563
00:31:23,550 --> 00:31:25,802
So...
564
00:31:25,844 --> 00:31:27,429
what's this fisting thing you do?
565
00:31:27,470 --> 00:31:29,472
- Mm-mm.
- Hmm?
566
00:31:31,933 --> 00:31:33,977
Go, Brodie!
567
00:31:46,656 --> 00:31:49,451
- Look what you did.
- It's good, right?
568
00:31:49,492 --> 00:31:50,910
I don't love that my student's here,
569
00:31:50,952 --> 00:31:52,454
but otherwise...
570
00:31:56,833 --> 00:32:00,712
Welcome to Ghost Fag, y'all.
571
00:32:05,717 --> 00:32:08,053
How does it feel being reunited
572
00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:11,973
after three, long horny months?
573
00:32:12,015 --> 00:32:14,309
Feels good!
574
00:32:14,351 --> 00:32:15,894
I'm gonna keep this brief
575
00:32:15,935 --> 00:32:17,979
'cause last thing anyone needs right now
576
00:32:18,021 --> 00:32:19,898
is another sermon, you heard me?
577
00:32:19,939 --> 00:32:22,275
- Amen!
- I don't know about y'all,
578
00:32:22,317 --> 00:32:26,029
but I am tired of going
from vigil to vigil,
579
00:32:26,071 --> 00:32:29,532
getting hugged by crusty-ass strangers,
580
00:32:29,574 --> 00:32:33,870
praying for our saintly
friends up in Heaven.
581
00:32:33,912 --> 00:32:35,372
I'm like, "Heaven?
582
00:32:35,413 --> 00:32:38,166
We talking about the same faggots?"
583
00:32:38,208 --> 00:32:42,253
'Cause we all know they
kiki-ing down in hell.
584
00:32:42,295 --> 00:32:43,588
Why?
585
00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:46,174
- 'Cause hell is hot...
- That's right!
586
00:32:46,216 --> 00:32:49,135
And so were they.
587
00:32:49,177 --> 00:32:52,347
So tonight they toast is for us,
588
00:32:52,389 --> 00:32:56,393
to give us a chance to remember
our friends, not as symbols,
589
00:32:56,434 --> 00:32:59,646
but for the messy-ass
sluts we knew and loved.
590
00:33:02,399 --> 00:33:04,901
- My sister, Kennedy.
- We love you, Kennedy!
591
00:33:04,943 --> 00:33:06,986
On three different occasions,
592
00:33:07,028 --> 00:33:10,990
stole my top-shelf wigs.
593
00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:13,618
Human hair, motherfuckers.
594
00:33:13,660 --> 00:33:15,745
There's a special place
in hell for that ho.
595
00:33:15,787 --> 00:33:17,080
Who else?
596
00:33:18,998 --> 00:33:20,458
You.
597
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:23,128
Uh, Keaven'd never admit
it, but I'm pretty sure
598
00:33:23,169 --> 00:33:25,505
he never washed his sex
toys after he used them.
599
00:33:25,547 --> 00:33:26,548
Ugh, tea.
600
00:33:26,589 --> 00:33:28,258
- That's so Keaven.
- Who else?
601
00:33:28,299 --> 00:33:30,051
At his birthday orgy,
602
00:33:30,093 --> 00:33:32,262
Daddius spilled poppers all over my cat.
603
00:33:32,303 --> 00:33:33,513
And instead of cleaning her,
604
00:33:33,555 --> 00:33:35,348
he passed her around
for everyone to get high.
605
00:33:35,390 --> 00:33:38,059
Yo, that's my girl!
606
00:33:38,101 --> 00:33:40,103
Never wasteful.
607
00:33:40,145 --> 00:33:42,272
The truth is, I'd be a messy bitch, too,
608
00:33:42,313 --> 00:33:44,941
if I had parents who'd claim a free car
609
00:33:44,983 --> 00:33:46,568
but not their own son.
610
00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:49,696
Fuck, uh...
611
00:33:51,239 --> 00:33:53,992
Daddius may have been a piece of shit,
612
00:33:54,034 --> 00:33:57,579
but he was our piece of shit.
613
00:33:57,620 --> 00:33:59,080
To Daddius.
614
00:33:59,122 --> 00:34:02,167
To Daddius.
615
00:34:04,169 --> 00:34:06,463
All right, all right, y'all, who's next?
616
00:34:09,049 --> 00:34:11,468
I mean, is Ruthie right?
617
00:34:11,509 --> 00:34:13,678
Am I just a psychotic
control freak or...
618
00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:15,138
Yes.
619
00:34:15,180 --> 00:34:16,806
We've just been on
completely different pages
620
00:34:16,848 --> 00:34:17,974
since Flo and Jett were born.
621
00:34:18,016 --> 00:34:19,559
Maybe it's the shooting,
622
00:34:19,601 --> 00:34:21,603
or maybe it's... maybe she's been off
623
00:34:21,644 --> 00:34:23,813
since Brodie got his hooks in her again.
624
00:34:23,855 --> 00:34:27,150
I don't know. I just... I
just want to get this right.
625
00:34:27,192 --> 00:34:30,070
Oh, my God. Please just shut up.
626
00:34:30,111 --> 00:34:31,738
Come with me.
627
00:34:33,698 --> 00:34:36,159
- This way.
- Mm.
628
00:34:36,201 --> 00:34:38,161
♪ Bring it back ♪
629
00:34:38,203 --> 00:34:39,829
♪ Bring it back ♪
630
00:34:39,871 --> 00:34:42,040
♪ B-b-bring it back ♪
631
00:34:42,082 --> 00:34:44,167
♪ Bring it back ♪
632
00:34:44,209 --> 00:34:46,169
♪ Bring it back ♪
633
00:34:46,211 --> 00:34:48,046
♪ Bring it back ♪
634
00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:50,340
♪ Bring it back, bring it back ♪
635
00:34:50,382 --> 00:34:52,509
♪ Bring it back, bring it back ♪
636
00:34:52,550 --> 00:34:54,636
♪ Bring it back, bring it back ♪
637
00:34:56,346 --> 00:34:58,014
♪ Only love ♪
638
00:34:58,056 --> 00:34:59,849
♪ Bring it back ♪
639
00:35:31,423 --> 00:35:34,217
- What the fuck are you doing?
- It's just ashes, dude.
640
00:35:34,259 --> 00:35:36,302
Hey, babe. Babe. Babe.
641
00:35:36,344 --> 00:35:38,054
Where have you been? Look at this place.
642
00:35:38,096 --> 00:35:39,222
It's amazing. We did it.
643
00:35:39,264 --> 00:35:41,057
What the fuck is wrong with you, Brodie?
644
00:35:41,099 --> 00:35:42,434
Wait, what?
645
00:35:42,475 --> 00:35:43,893
I didn't even want to have this party,
646
00:35:43,935 --> 00:35:45,395
but you manipulated me
647
00:35:45,437 --> 00:35:47,063
using Daddius' death
to get what you want.
648
00:35:47,105 --> 00:35:49,524
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I
didn't manipulate anything.
649
00:35:49,566 --> 00:35:51,067
Bullshit!
650
00:35:51,109 --> 00:35:54,571
You say and you do whatever
you can to get what you want,
651
00:35:54,612 --> 00:35:56,823
just like you weaseled
your way back into my house,
652
00:35:56,865 --> 00:35:59,868
back into my life just
when I started to move on!
653
00:35:59,909 --> 00:36:01,995
I thought we were... we were
finding something good, Noah.
654
00:36:02,037 --> 00:36:03,246
I-I don't understand.
655
00:36:03,288 --> 00:36:05,165
Because you're selfish, Brodie.
656
00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:08,501
You never think about
anyone but yourself!
657
00:36:08,543 --> 00:36:11,671
This... this... this whole
thing is not about Daddius.
658
00:36:11,713 --> 00:36:13,214
It's not about the fucking community.
659
00:36:13,256 --> 00:36:14,841
It's about you!
660
00:36:14,883 --> 00:36:19,220
You're a fucking disaster,
and I'm done with this.
661
00:36:22,807 --> 00:36:24,601
Now you're leaving.
662
00:36:24,642 --> 00:36:26,102
Of course!
663
00:36:29,105 --> 00:36:30,148
Move!
664
00:36:34,152 --> 00:36:36,071
Who wants shots?
665
00:36:38,698 --> 00:36:40,909
Then buy some, you cheap bastards.
666
00:37:42,470 --> 00:37:44,723
What do you think you're doing?
667
00:37:44,764 --> 00:37:47,434
You know, when my boys were babies,
668
00:37:47,475 --> 00:37:50,311
formula had only been
regulated for a decade.
669
00:37:50,353 --> 00:37:51,563
And guess what.
670
00:37:51,604 --> 00:37:54,232
Julian and Brodie turned out gay...
671
00:37:54,274 --> 00:37:56,526
I mean, fine.
672
00:37:56,568 --> 00:37:59,529
Depends on your definition of "fine."
673
00:37:59,571 --> 00:38:01,823
Is it so bad that I don't
want to fuck up my kids?
674
00:38:01,865 --> 00:38:05,577
Oh, Shar, sweetie, baby angel...
675
00:38:05,618 --> 00:38:07,537
they're gonna be fucked up.
676
00:38:07,579 --> 00:38:09,789
I mean, being a parent
is fucking up your kids
677
00:38:09,831 --> 00:38:12,167
and just hoping it's the right amount
678
00:38:12,208 --> 00:38:14,586
to give them interesting stories.
679
00:38:16,046 --> 00:38:17,672
Ew, no.
680
00:38:17,714 --> 00:38:21,509
Oh, wow, Shar, rejecting
your own breast milk...
681
00:38:21,551 --> 00:38:23,720
Self-loathing much?
682
00:38:23,762 --> 00:38:27,349
Now, first we finish
our night-night juice.
683
00:38:27,390 --> 00:38:30,018
And then we're each gonna take a twin,
684
00:38:30,060 --> 00:38:32,771
and we're gonna give them
their night-night juice.
685
00:38:35,148 --> 00:38:37,525
Mmm.
686
00:38:37,567 --> 00:38:40,904
- Not bad, actually.
- I know, hmm?
687
00:38:43,281 --> 00:38:46,368
You are not a failure, Shar.
688
00:38:46,409 --> 00:38:48,995
You're a good...
689
00:38:49,037 --> 00:38:50,955
zaddy.
690
00:38:55,251 --> 00:38:58,254
- Zaddy, zaddy.
- Okay.
691
00:39:05,053 --> 00:39:06,053
Come in.
692
00:39:16,231 --> 00:39:18,316
You okay?
693
00:39:19,901 --> 00:39:21,903
Mostly embarrassed.
694
00:39:21,945 --> 00:39:24,239
Feeling a little guilty.
695
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:27,242
Took all my shit out on
Brodie, and he can be fragile.
696
00:39:27,283 --> 00:39:30,245
- I went in.
- He'll be fine.
697
00:39:30,286 --> 00:39:32,330
I'm more worried about you.
698
00:39:37,002 --> 00:39:39,963
I miss Daddius...
699
00:39:45,176 --> 00:39:47,512
Like, all the time.
700
00:39:49,848 --> 00:39:54,394
Sometimes I miss him so much
that I feel like I'm choking.
701
00:39:55,854 --> 00:39:58,106
It's fucking turning me into...
702
00:40:00,859 --> 00:40:02,444
I'm scared.
703
00:40:03,445 --> 00:40:04,946
Come here.
704
00:40:06,197 --> 00:40:08,742
I'm sorry.
705
00:40:15,623 --> 00:40:18,126
I'm... I'm so sorry.
706
00:40:18,168 --> 00:40:20,920
It's okay. It's fine.
707
00:40:20,962 --> 00:40:23,423
Um, I'm gonna...
708
00:40:23,465 --> 00:40:28,053
Oh, fuck.
709
00:40:28,094 --> 00:40:29,679
Don't know what's going on with the ho.
710
00:40:29,721 --> 00:40:31,222
She was supposed to perform
tonight, but I told her,
711
00:40:31,264 --> 00:40:33,475
"Listen, If you can't get
your shit together, like"...
712
00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:40,023
What the fuck now?
713
00:40:46,821 --> 00:40:48,073
Wait.
714
00:40:50,033 --> 00:40:52,035
Those are my clothes.
715
00:40:52,077 --> 00:40:54,287
Mine now, ho.
716
00:40:54,329 --> 00:40:56,539
I mopped 'em, fair and square.
717
00:40:56,581 --> 00:40:58,833
Made some alterations.
718
00:40:58,875 --> 00:41:01,378
You should watch where
you puking next time.
719
00:41:03,797 --> 00:41:06,466
They look better on me.
720
00:41:11,179 --> 00:41:15,725
Listen, Chicky, you're in
no shape to pick a fight,
721
00:41:15,767 --> 00:41:18,853
so unless you want to be cleaning
that toilet bowl with your face,
722
00:41:18,853 --> 00:41:21,106
I suggest you put a lid on it.
723
00:41:26,236 --> 00:41:28,738
I want my shit back.
724
00:41:28,780 --> 00:41:31,324
Your little Payless shoes
and cheap Rexall eyeliner
725
00:41:31,366 --> 00:41:34,619
is still sitting in them
garbage bags I found them in.
726
00:41:34,661 --> 00:41:36,413
You want your shit...
727
00:41:38,581 --> 00:41:41,042
You can find me at my drag school.
728
00:41:50,260 --> 00:41:51,970
Oh!
729
00:41:52,012 --> 00:41:53,304
Child!
730
00:41:53,346 --> 00:41:56,433
Bitch, get your ass home.
731
00:42:10,739 --> 00:42:12,490
Hey.
732
00:42:12,532 --> 00:42:15,160
- What is happening?
- Oh, we...
733
00:42:15,201 --> 00:42:17,662
we fed the twins formula,
734
00:42:17,704 --> 00:42:20,373
and then we got wasted.
735
00:42:20,415 --> 00:42:23,460
You are my hero, Madam Brenda.
736
00:42:23,501 --> 00:42:26,212
It was my pleasure, doll.
737
00:42:26,254 --> 00:42:30,925
You know, I cherish any
time with my little babies...
738
00:42:30,967 --> 00:42:35,430
even if I'm not officially
their grandmother.
739
00:42:35,472 --> 00:42:38,183
Well, don't tell Shar,
740
00:42:38,224 --> 00:42:41,019
but you're their gam-gam
as far as I'm concerned.
741
00:42:43,646 --> 00:42:46,316
Shar's a good egg.
742
00:42:46,358 --> 00:42:48,443
Don't forget it.
743
00:42:48,485 --> 00:42:50,111
Yes, ma'am.
744
00:43:14,594 --> 00:43:16,721
Hi, Ru.
745
00:43:17,972 --> 00:43:20,058
Mm.
746
00:44:01,641 --> 00:44:03,351
Who are you?
747
00:44:03,393 --> 00:44:05,311
She's a beauty.
748
00:44:05,353 --> 00:44:06,646
How's the new car handle?
749
00:44:06,688 --> 00:44:08,690
What the hell do you want?
750
00:44:08,732 --> 00:44:10,859
I have a message from Daddius.
751
00:44:12,235 --> 00:44:14,529
Excuse me?
752
00:44:14,571 --> 00:44:15,697
Kaboom.
753
00:44:31,796 --> 00:44:32,797
Get inside.
754
00:46:16,401 --> 00:46:17,944
You really did it.
755
00:46:17,986 --> 00:46:20,655
Everyone is asking about the next party.
756
00:46:20,697 --> 00:46:21,990
I wouldn't hold your breath.
757
00:46:47,557 --> 00:46:48,808
Hey.
758
00:46:50,894 --> 00:46:52,228
I just wanted to say...
759
00:46:52,270 --> 00:46:53,855
Oh, you don't have to apologize.
760
00:46:53,897 --> 00:46:56,149
I was being truly psychotic earlier.
761
00:46:56,191 --> 00:46:57,734
Oh, no. No, not that.
762
00:46:57,776 --> 00:46:59,486
I obviously did nothing wrong...
763
00:47:00,862 --> 00:47:04,783
But I am sorry
764
00:47:04,824 --> 00:47:07,535
that I didn't realize how
close you and Daddius had become
765
00:47:07,577 --> 00:47:09,204
since I left.
766
00:47:09,245 --> 00:47:12,707
After the ceremony tomorrow,
I'm gonna pack my shit.
767
00:47:12,749 --> 00:47:14,542
No, I...
768
00:47:14,584 --> 00:47:16,252
I don't want you to go.
769
00:47:16,294 --> 00:47:18,380
- Earlier, you said...
- Look...
770
00:47:18,421 --> 00:47:21,549
I'll always love you,
771
00:47:21,591 --> 00:47:23,635
but...
772
00:47:23,677 --> 00:47:27,722
I'm just not the same
person I was when you left.
773
00:47:27,764 --> 00:47:30,058
So...
774
00:47:30,100 --> 00:47:32,894
you are breaking up with me?
775
00:47:32,936 --> 00:47:37,899
Yes, but I want you to stay.
776
00:47:37,941 --> 00:47:41,319
You can move into the
infinity room out back.
777
00:47:43,113 --> 00:47:44,823
Be my family, Brodie.
778
00:47:48,076 --> 00:47:50,912
Just to be clear,
779
00:47:50,954 --> 00:47:53,248
when you say "family,"
780
00:47:53,289 --> 00:47:55,834
do you mean like FamilyDick family?
781
00:47:55,875 --> 00:47:57,711
Right, right.
782
00:47:57,752 --> 00:48:00,672
Platonic it is.
783
00:48:00,714 --> 00:48:02,382
Come here.
784
00:48:10,140 --> 00:48:12,434
I thought we were giving
Daddius a proper internment.
785
00:48:12,475 --> 00:48:14,310
This is a public park.
786
00:48:14,352 --> 00:48:16,104
We are.
787
00:48:16,146 --> 00:48:18,940
I mean, what better final resting place
788
00:48:18,982 --> 00:48:21,484
than Daddius' favorite cruising spot?
789
00:48:24,195 --> 00:48:26,281
Did you hear that someone blew up
790
00:48:26,322 --> 00:48:28,616
Daddius' parents' free car last night?
791
00:48:28,658 --> 00:48:30,201
No, I didn't.
792
00:48:30,243 --> 00:48:32,495
It's a good thing I was
hosting a party last night.
793
00:48:32,537 --> 00:48:34,914
Hmm, sure is.
794
00:48:36,666 --> 00:48:39,085
Hey, y'all.
795
00:48:39,127 --> 00:48:41,463
Why are we dumping him
next to used condoms?
796
00:48:43,006 --> 00:48:45,800
Right, makes sense.
797
00:48:53,767 --> 00:48:55,352
Okay.
798
00:48:59,064 --> 00:49:00,774
Ready to say goodbye?
799
00:49:40,272 --> 00:49:45,272
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