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Dewey!
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Come on out, honey!
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How did he find out
he was going
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to the doctor
this morning?
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Well, I certainly
didn't say anything.
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Dewey!
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Son?
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:
Dewey!
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Dewey, come on out!
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We love you, son!
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Dewey, come on, we're
going to be late.
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Oh... poor
little thing.
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Go start the car.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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Awesome dinner, Mom.
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Those are the
best fish sticks
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I've had in my
entire life.
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Seriously, I don't
know how you do it.
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The microwave.
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But for the perfect
amount of time.
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Well, I better
clear my plate
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and get started
on my homework.
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At first, I thought
it was a brain tumor,
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but tomorrow,
he's old enough
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to get
his learner's permit.
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He's on his
best behavior
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until after
he passes the test.
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Can I get anyone a nice cup
of peppermint tea?
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Helps digestion.
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Mom and Dad
have been looking
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for any excuse
to ground him,
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but he hasn't
screwed up once
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in, like, three weeks.
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It's actually
getting kind of boring.
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Ow!
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Didn't think so.
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Remember, Dad,
you're picking me up
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from school tomorrow
to take me to the DMV.
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I wouldn't miss it, son.
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Dear God, what are we
going to do?
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What can we do?
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He hasn't done
anything wrong.
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Oh, please, it's Reese.
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We just haven't
looked hard enough.
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Hal, we're going
to have to face it.
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That kid is going
to be mobile.
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Reese surrounded by
6,000 pounds of steel
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and 20 gallons
of explosive fuel.
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It's like giving a shark
a submachine gun.
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I'll get it.
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Hello.
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Hey, Dad.
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Francis, hi,
how are you?
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We haven't heard
from you in so long.
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Yeah, well,
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you know how I've always
been kind of impulsive
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and independent-minded,
but basically
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just unlucky?
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What?
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Well, there's been
a certain incident here,
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and without getting
bogged down by the blame game,
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let's just say
there have been some damages.
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That's why
you're calling?
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Francis, no, you can't
do that anymore.
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You're on your own.
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You've emancipated
yourself, remember?
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You can't come running
back to your parents for money
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at the first sign
of trouble anymore.
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I'm not running to my parents.
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I'm calling
as one adult to another
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for an adult... loan.
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No. No, you've made
whatever mess you've made
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and you take care of it.
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I have been taking care of it.
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I already got Big Red
to cut me the lumber
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in exchange for a pair
of fur-lined boots.
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I got my friend Pete
to make the boots
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but only because
I promised him
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a new set of teeth
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and, as you probably know,
teeth don't come cheap
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and that's where you...
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Hey, Dave, you know
that digital camera
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that Bernie got that
you like so much?
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Yeah?
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Well, what
would you pay
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if I could
get it for you?
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You can get Bernie
to give up his camera?
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Absolutely.
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I've been waiting for this
my whole life.
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Once I'm driving,
everything changes.
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All I have to do is stay out
of trouble for the next 16 hours
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and I'm home free.
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How's that?
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A little tighter
on this side.
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Okay, you're all set.
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Now, remember, do not
untie me until the morning,
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no matter what I say
or how much I beg.
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Got it.
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Uh-oh. I got to go
to the bathroom.
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Too bad.
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Just testing.
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Thanks, buddy.
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It's weird, but Reese
suddenly doesn't seem
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as irritating as he used to.
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It's amazing
what a driver's license
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can do for a relationship.
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Hi.
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Dewey, I am warning you.
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If you even touch me,
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you can forget about me
ever driving you anywhere
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for the rest of your life.
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I have nowhere to go.
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Hello.
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Hi, Lois, it's Craig.
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Craig, I can't talk right now.
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I'm on the other line.
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It's okay, this will
only take a second.
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I have something to say to you
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that I only
feel comfortable saying
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because we're like family.
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Your son Malcolm
is a filthy vandal.
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What?
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He threw eggs all over
the front of my new apartment--
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him and his little
wheelchair friend.
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They wanted some free
Lucky Aide candy.
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I said no. The next thing I
know, it's like D-Day here.
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Malcolm! Get in here!
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You'd think I'd be the
last person he'd target
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after I forgave your family
for burning my old place down,
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which, I'd like to remind you
again, I hardly ever mention.
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Craig, I am so sorry.
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Well, boys will be boys.
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All I want is for him
to come over and clean it up,
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and if he could stop and get me
a nonfat latte along the way
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that would be great.
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Don't worry, he's on his way.
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What is the matter with you?!
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Throwing eggs
at Craig's front door?
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What are you
talking about?
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I did it. I did it.
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You passed the test?
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I aced it.
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You got five wrong.
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Yeah, but I got 11 right,
and that's good enough
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for my learner's permit.
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Man, if the DMV was
running my school,
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I'd be, like, a
"C" student.
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Well, congratulations.
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Dad, you sent that check
to the driving school, right?
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Yes, Reese.
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You're sure you
signed it.
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It's not going to
bounce or anything?
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Everything is fine, Reese.
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Just go there straight
after school tomorrow.
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You guys are the best.
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I promise when you're old
and crazy,
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I'll drive to the
home and visit you.
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Maybe we could go for
a drive around the park.
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Would you like that?
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I can't wait.
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Why are you still here?
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Get over to Craig's.
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Start cleaning.
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Mom, I didn't
throw anything
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at his front door,
I swear.
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Malcolm, why would
a grown man lie
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about something like that?
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I lied because
I needed your help.
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I finally got
my insurance settlement.
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This receiver works
in both SRS 5.1 and DTS.
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Unidirectional subwoofer
for surround sound.
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Progressive-scan DVD player.
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Plays both AIFF and MP3 formats
on either CDs or CD-Rs.
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I figured
you'd be comfortable
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with this level
of electronics.
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I mean,
the guys at the store
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couldn't find
their graphic equalizers
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with two hands
and a flashlight.
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You dragged me over here
to hook up your stereo?
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Can't you get one
of your friends to
help you do this?
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And tick off the other
friends I didn't ask?
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Malcolm, this goes
far beyond just a stereo.
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This is going to be
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the greatest
entertainment center ever.
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Have you ever wanted
to be the best at something?
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Not just good,
I don't mean great,
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I mean the absolute best?
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I don't know.
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Well, I have.
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Ever since I was a kid
watching Land of the Lost
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on my tiny
black-and-white six-inch,
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I knew there'd be a day...
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a day when I could create
my own high-def universe...
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a magical realm
where fantasy and technology
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intersect at my every whim
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because I am the king.
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So your lifelong dream
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was to become the
world's best TV watcher?
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Yeah.
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I'm in.
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I still can't believe it.
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For the first time ever,
I'm going to be...
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behind the wheel.
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He keeps doing that.
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Mom, I have to go
to Craig's today after school.
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You still have
more to clean up?
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Yeah, I made a hell of a mess.
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Hey, Dewey, I
want you to know
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there's no
hard feelings
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about the last
couple of weeks.
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Because you're going
to suffer every day
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for the next ten years.
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Yep, brand-new.
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College boy got
'em for me.
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Warm, are they?
Oh, yeah.
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Oh, this is awesome.
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Willie's grandson is
really going to love this.
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Just remember, you got
to get that sled team
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out to Camp Three for me
before dark.
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Yeah, yeah. Absolutely.
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You've driven dogs
before, right?
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Because it gets
pretty tricky.
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What do I look like?
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Stop worrying.
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Hey, Neil, you know how
to drive a dog team, right?
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Yeah.
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Do you still have
a crush on Joe's sister?
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Yeah, but Joe won't
let me date her
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just 'cause I'm Irish and
I got a bounty on my head.
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Let me see what I can do.
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Sorry.
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Sorry.
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Sorry.
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Ooh, sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Ooh, sorry.
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Damn it.
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I thought I paid
this gas bill already.
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You're doing great.
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Turn right up here.
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I think you're ready
for street driving.
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What?! Jackie's been driving
for half an hour.
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Her turn is over.
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It's only been
ten minutes, Reese.
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No, it hasn't--
I've been timing you.
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You've been driving
exactly 27 minutes.
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You're going to start
using up my turn.
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When did you learn
how to tell time?
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Faced. It's digital.
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I can't believe I have
to be in the same car
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as a low-life like you.
262
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,764
Oh, I'm a low-life?
263
00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:25,398
You're the one that spends
ever day at lunch
264
00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:27,935
sucking on a straw
that's been under my armpit.
265
00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:29,069
You pig!
266
00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:30,871
That's it. I've had it.
267
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,306
I don't even know
what text-messaging is.
268
00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:36,744
How can they charge me
15 bucks a month for it?
269
00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:39,980
Malcolm.
270
00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,548
You can't connect those cables.
271
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,483
Their impedance values
aren't equal.
272
00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,485
You'll get
a reflected
transmission.
273
00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:47,788
That's what the high-speed
scan modulation is for.
274
00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,156
Trust me, 480p is
275
00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,991
more than enough
to take care of it.
276
00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:53,894
But then I can't use the analog
pre-amp to play my SACDs.
277
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,563
You're tired.
You're not thinking right.
278
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,265
Did it ever occur to you
that I might be using
279
00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,801
single-ended interconnects for
the front left-right speakers?
280
00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:01,969
Are you mad?
281
00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,170
You can't do that.
282
00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,138
Just watch me.
283
00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,607
I know it
sounds weird, but this is
284
00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:10,010
the most fulfilling conversation
I've had in weeks.
285
00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,945
JACKIE:
Isn't there supposed
to be some signal
286
00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:14,014
that tells the other cars
to get out of the way?
287
00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:15,448
INSTRUCTOR:
Does anyone see a thingy
288
00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:16,917
of one-cent stamps
by their feet?
289
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:17,985
REESE:
It's been 45 minutes.
290
00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,352
I'm not going
to get my turn.
291
00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:20,620
Okay, pull over.
292
00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:25,959
Finally.
293
00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:27,995
I just need to go
to the post office.
294
00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:31,131
Oh, God,
look at that line.
295
00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,332
What are you doing?
296
00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:33,433
It's my turn.
297
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,268
Oh, sorry, Reese,
it doesn't look
298
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,837
like we'll have
enough time,
299
00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:39,606
but you got very valuable
watching experience.
300
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,374
We'll get
to you next week.
301
00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,013
Slide over.
302
00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:46,880
No way.
303
00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:48,849
Ugh.
304
00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,821
I at least get
to drive back
305
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,055
to the stupid school.
306
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:56,857
I'm not going home
without at least
307
00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,491
touching the
steering wheel.
308
00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:00,694
What was that?
309
00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:01,729
You crashed.
310
00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:02,730
No, I didn't.
311
00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,497
The car's not
even in drive.
312
00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:05,632
Yeah, well,
313
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,900
you're behind the wheel.
314
00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:08,668
What are you going
to do now, hotshot?
315
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,005
I'm so sorry, I...
316
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,819
JACKIE:
So, let's see.
317
00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:27,187
We've got grand theft auto,
318
00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,222
malicious crashing
and what else?
319
00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:31,591
Oh, yeah, kidnapping me.
320
00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:33,260
I always knew
you'd go to prison.
321
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:34,928
I just figured
it'd be after prom.
322
00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:36,997
Will you shut up and let me
think about this?
323
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,599
Do you realize you are driving
20 miles an hour on a freeway?
324
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,201
Hey, I'm not getting
a speeding ticket
325
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,836
on top of everything else.
326
00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,905
Now will you just leave me
alone for a couple of minutes
327
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,339
and let me figure this out?
328
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,779
Ha!
329
00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:53,747
Okay, don't panic.
330
00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:55,282
It's just a cop.
That's nothing.
331
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:58,285
You can handle one stupid cop.
332
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,856
Oh, man.
333
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:03,957
What are you doing?
334
00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:05,592
Aren't you pulling over?
335
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:06,726
I don't know.
336
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:07,961
I think I'm still going.
337
00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:09,696
Reese, if you're being
chased by the cops
338
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,598
and they say "pull over,"
you have to do it.
339
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:12,632
That's a law.
340
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,234
Yeah, well, even so.
341
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,303
You can't...
342
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:19,639
You know, that's a really
good plan, Reese.
343
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,909
I just see one little
problem with it.
344
00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,344
This is a Driver's Ed car!
345
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,881
Those cheap sons of...
346
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:31,318
There no sense screaming to me
about Francis.
347
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,820
I haven't seen him.
348
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,822
I spent five hours
digging post holes
349
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,723
because he promised
me a satellite dish.
350
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,126
He promised me
a satellite dish.
351
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:41,628
And where the hell is
my George Foreman grill?
352
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:43,396
I'm just as mad
as the rest of you.
353
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:46,566
I'm pretty sure these teeth
came off a dead guy.
354
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,668
Taste like a Canadian.
355
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,170
Well, he's through
taking advantage of me,
356
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,704
I can tell you that.
357
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:59,512
Well, Pierre, your identical
American cousin
358
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,181
is in a heap of trouble.
359
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,550
Oui.
360
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,754
CRAIG:
Another half turn.
Easy, easy...
361
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:08,755
Don't strip it.
362
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:09,923
Got it.
363
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,124
Beautiful.
364
00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,460
Now all we have to do is
adjust it and we're done.
365
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:14,494
Congratulations.
366
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,163
I got to admit, it was
pretty hairy there.
367
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,530
Especially with those
hub connectors.
368
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,032
Stripping that
extra quarter inch
369
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:20,500
off the copper leads
was inspired.
370
00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:21,701
I hardly even remember it.
371
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,303
I was running on
pure adrenaline.
372
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:26,439
You know what, Craig,
I got to tell you,
373
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,441
this was a lot of fun.
374
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,443
I actually enjoyed
spending time with you.
375
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,146
You didn't have to lie
to get me over here.
376
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:34,381
Yes, I did.
377
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,116
Yeah, okay.
378
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,284
But you wouldn't now.
379
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:42,055
I guess what I'm trying
to say is, you know...
380
00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:44,457
I'm sorry for all the times
we made you miserable.
381
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:47,227
It's okay.
382
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,461
You're a good guy.
383
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,497
I like you.
384
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,802
Run down and check
the signal, will you?
385
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,504
Okay.
386
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,541
And try not to screw it up...
387
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:04,311
buddy.
388
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,479
We're getting 42%.
389
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:09,416
Try moving the dish
a little to the right.
390
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:13,053
A little more. 57...
391
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,687
Up a little more.
392
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,723
61...
393
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:19,826
REPORTER:
...a low speed chase
involving a teenager,
394
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,428
a Driver's Ed car
395
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,496
and what appears to be
a hostage.
396
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,932
INSTRUCTOR:
It all happened so fast.
397
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,900
He just took off.
398
00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:30,770
With my checkbook and all
my financial papers in the car.
399
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,105
That's not an excuse.
400
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:36,009
I just hope that B of A
understands the situation.
401
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,744
REPORTER:
Although the hostage
seems to be unharmed,
402
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:40,113
it's only a matter of time
before the police decide
403
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:42,082
to end it one way or the other.
404
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,083
Oh, no!
405
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,986
Now they're never
going to let me drive.
406
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,791
How's it looking?
407
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:54,561
Malcolm?
408
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:55,862
Malcolm?!
409
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,698
I can't hear you.
410
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:02,135
You're not watching
without me, are you?
411
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,942
Malcolm!
412
00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:12,079
Malcolm!
413
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,549
Just let me talk to him
414
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,651
and I can end this
in five minutes.
415
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,920
I'm sorry, ma'am, I don't
think that's a good idea.
416
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:22,422
We have trained psychologists
417
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,257
to handle kids
in these situations.
418
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,392
We know how they think.
419
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,294
Think? My son
doesn't think.
420
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,929
He's just driving
around in circles.
421
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,965
He's made three laps
around the city already.
422
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:33,400
There's our
dry cleaner again.
423
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,402
Here's another picture
of my brother
424
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,636
you can show on TV.
425
00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:40,807
Just get him on the phone
and let me handle this.
426
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,509
I'm the only one
who knows how.
427
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,344
Trust me, we have this
under control.
428
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,446
Don't think I don't know
what's going to happen.
429
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,648
You're going to do your
standard police thing
430
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:51,284
and my son is going to get
killed in a hail of gunfire.
431
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:54,121
Ma'am, that almost
never happens.
432
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:59,092
Just get him on the phone!
433
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:01,961
And you tell him, if he ever
wants to see daylight again,
434
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,330
he'll pull over this instant!
435
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,532
OFFICER :
Your mother wants you to know
436
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:06,933
that she loves you and...
437
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,802
He has ten seconds to pull over
that damn car, or I will...
438
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:12,839
...give you lots
of hugs and kisses.
439
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,474
You heard your mom,
you're not in trouble.
440
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,309
Can you pull over now?
441
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:19,046
That's not my mom.
442
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,220
Please, dear God...
443
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:29,656
I know I haven't been a saint,
but I swear if you...
444
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,565
No, Daddy,
this is not my fault.
445
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,733
I'm just a passenger.
446
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,902
How is this making you
look like a chump?
447
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:44,537
I'm the one...
448
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,306
Hold on.
449
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,875
Hello? No.
450
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,043
No, I'm on the other line.
451
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,544
If you want to talk
to him so bad,
452
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:52,745
use the bullhorn thingy.
453
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:55,048
Hi, I'm back.
454
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:58,751
No, I was not talking to Mom.
It was the...
455
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:01,254
Daddy, I don't care who she's...
456
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:02,855
No, I will not tell her.
457
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:06,559
You have to stop
putting me in...
458
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:07,926
Go ahead, you know what?
Go ahead
459
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,597
cancel the card...
cancel all my cards.
460
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:14,701
I'm going to be in this car
for the rest of my life anyway.
461
00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:16,536
Okay, I've
got an idea.
What?
462
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,405
There's a railroad crossing
about a mile ahead.
463
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,240
If we jump out
a split second
464
00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:21,708
before the train
squashes the car,
465
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,876
we can start new lives
as circus people.
466
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:26,746
Reese, come on.
This is getting scary.
467
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,881
What are you going to do?
468
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,085
OFFICER :
This is your last warning.
469
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:35,255
Pull over or you will be forced
from the road.
470
00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:39,359
Jackie, I have
to tell you something.
471
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,627
Just because
I hate you,
472
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,862
doesn't mean
I'm not sorry.
473
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:43,696
What?
474
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,398
I didn't mean to
get you into this.
475
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:48,601
It's just that I'm not,
you know, I'm not very smart.
476
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,303
So when I get in
trouble, I panic
477
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,539
and then I do things
that make it worse.
478
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,374
I'm really sorry.
479
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,143
And your dad is a tool.
480
00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,613
Hey, I was just kidding
about the kidnapping thing.
481
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,949
I mean, you have enough
to worry about
482
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,751
without me being a jerk
about it, right?
483
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:07,287
Wait a second.
484
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,755
Jackie, give me your phone.
485
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,657
I have a brother
who's a total genius.
486
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,159
He'll know what to do.
487
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,227
How many police cars
are chasing you?
488
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:15,928
I don't know,
eight, maybe nine.
489
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:18,398
What are we going to do?
There's no way out of this.
490
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,332
Hey, don't give up.
491
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,833
Sometimes things look
their darkest
492
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,669
right before
the sun breaks through.
493
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:33,813
And sometimes you just have
to realize that the game is over
494
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:36,883
and that you've lost. The...
495
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,925
The only thing left to do is
to stop running, stand up
496
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:49,061
and face the consequences
like a man. And...
497
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,769
And even if the outcome
is going to be more horrible
498
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,505
than you could've
possibly imagined,
499
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:01,374
you can hold your head up high,
show some class
500
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:03,743
and end it with dignity.
501
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:07,980
Class.
502
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:10,049
For the love of God,
not the stump rooter!
503
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:11,551
No!
504
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,722
Where is he going?
505
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:17,957
He's turning.
506
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,868
♪
507
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:50,223
Wow. Nice.
508
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:52,559
It was.
509
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,735
Okay, that's impressive.
510
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:03,970
Look, he's pulling over.
511
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,776
I think he's going
to parallel park.
512
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:10,543
No way.
513
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:12,178
The spot is way too small.
514
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,913
He's going too fast
and he hasn't given himself
515
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,448
enough space on the right!
516
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:24,791
He did it.
Now just get out
of the damn car, please.
517
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,494
Reese, that was amazing.
518
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:32,532
Listen, when
the kids at school
ask you about this...
519
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,767
tell them I got
under your bra.
520
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:43,676
I'll call the lawyer
and have him meet us there.
521
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,778
Cuff him.
522
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:55,755
Give them a reason.
Give them a reason.
523
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:57,957
REPORTER:
The suspect appears
to be resisting.
524
00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:00,327
Oh, looks like they're taking
out the pepper spray.
525
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,933
Why do we have to get
dressed like this?
526
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:07,934
It's Reese's hearing.
527
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,436
Because when the judge
looks over at us,
528
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:12,138
I want him to see
that Reese comes from
a respectable family
529
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:13,105
that loves him very much.
530
00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:15,342
Why aren't they trying
him as an adult?
531
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,643
Come on, we got to go.
532
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,010
I have to go
to Craig's after.
533
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:19,446
Jellybean is getting
his cast off
534
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,847
and he wants me
to videotape it.
535
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,749
Craig's talking already?
Good for him.
536
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,651
I was really creeped out
about that whole
537
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,653
"one blink, yes,
two blinks, no" stuff.
538
00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:28,355
No, you got it the other
way around, Hal.
539
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:30,557
One blink means "no."
540
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:35,395
So the soup was too hot.
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