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Oh, bugger it!
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Arthur!
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Arthur!
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Arthur!
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What happened? Where's the fire?
Are you OK?
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She's broken, Arthur.
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Snapped like KitKat fingers.
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Oh, what the hell, Mum?
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You ruined
a perfectly good take.
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Where'd you even get
a cigarette from?
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You remember when I caught
you and your sister
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smoking behind the laundry.
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Well, you're not the only one
with hiding places.
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Come on, give me that.
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Ooh!
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Your father had a moustache
when we first met.
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Brave choice.
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I'm just glad to see
you're finally grieving.
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I'm not grieving, Mum,
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I was reviewing seven types
of razors,
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I only got up to number five.
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Oh, yes, God forbid you'd take after
your father with anything.
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Facial hair.
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Marriage.
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Running the restaurant
that he left for you.
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I don't have time for
restaurant-guilt right now, OK?
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I'm soft-launching my website.
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I'm seeing Dee for the first time
since...
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..you know.
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It's a big day for both of us.
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Yes, that's right.
The old people's home.
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Well, let me tell you, Arthur,
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I do not have the capacity.
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Your sister's coming over.
I've got cooking to do.
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God's waiting room will have to wait.
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It's an assisted-living village,
Mum, and it's just a tour.
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And I knew young men
who did a tour of Vietnam, Arthur.
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They never returned.
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This place has happy hour.
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Yeah, and I bet the other 23
are just miserable.
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Come on, get dressed.
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We need to go now.
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You're not kicking me out
of my own home, Arthur.
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If anything,
I should be kicking you out.
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Hm. Is that a promise?
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Arthur, boy, how dare you.
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Come on, Mum.
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We talked about this.
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I was only ever gonna stay here
until we found you a new...
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..arrangement.
This one ticks all the boxes.
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It's time.
Hmph!
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Over my dead body.
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Well, that's a cry for help.
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New mo, who dis?
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You two need to get out.
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I have a potential buyer
coming in ten minutes.
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Um, sorry. Are you crazy?
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Mum's only just wrapped her head
around the idea of moving.
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Gosh, I wish you weren't so allergic
to money, Arthur.
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Just get her out.
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Is that my darling Robbie?
Oh!
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Christ!
Looking great, Mum.
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Mum, put some clothes on.
Have you lost weight?
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Well, yes.
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You know the old people's home
at West Hillcott?
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They found maggots in their mouths,
Robbie.
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I must look good for the maggots.
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Yeah.
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Good luck with that. Just...
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..get her dressed and scram
before our potential buyer comes.
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Oh, and before I forget.
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♪ Happy birthday... ♪
Shhh!
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Don't tell Mum
it's my birthday.
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She forgot.
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You shouldn't test her, Arthur.
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She'll feel like we're ganging up...
I'm not testing her. I just...
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I want to know.
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For me, OK?
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There's no glue here!
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You didn't ask for glue.
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Yes, I did. I sent you a message.
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Oh! OK.
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Now it's sent.
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Mum, you just sent that to me.
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Remember to get some glue.
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Also warning -
Arthur acting strange.
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Mum, what the hell?
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Oh, well, you needed to hear it.
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He's seeing Dee today.
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A... a business meeting, Mum.
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Oh, baby bro,
if you're crawling back to Dee,
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I wouldn't do it with that
dead animal across your lip.
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Looks like a hairy
reduced-to-clear sticker.
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Oh, hey, come on, that's face-ism!
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You're both being face-ist.
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Now, please, let's go, alright,
we're...
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Shit. She's early.
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Who's early?
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If this is another one of those
nosy home nurses,
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I will send her straight back
like the last one.
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Mmm.
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A pest inspector.
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Mum, they're spraying deadly
chemicals. You gotta get out.
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Oh, please.
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Your father and I were tear-gassed
in Ghana,
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I think I can handle
a bit of repellent.
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Come on.
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Make sure they stay inside.
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I don't want them anywhere
near your father's last rooster.
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Go. Come on.
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In... in you get, in you get,
in you get.
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OK, now, uh, get dressed
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and I'll let you know
when the house is free from toxins.
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I'm coming.
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OK.
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Simone!
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Simone, this is my brother Arthur.
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Arthur, this is Simone.
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She's one of my regulars.
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I crafted those beautiful,
sensual, naturally-full lips.
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Arthur, be honest.
They're too big, aren't they?
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Yes.
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No.
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Big compared to what,
is what I would say.
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Just a bit of swelling.
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Nothing that ice won't fix.
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Now take a look around.
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Soak it all in.
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This doesn't feel right.
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Listen to me, Artie.
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Do you think Dad
moved all the way from Ghana,
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built a life from the ground up,
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slaved his arse off
in that sweaty little restaurant
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seven nights a week
just so we can die poor?
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Get with the program, bro.
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Beside, Simone is just looking.
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- I'll take it!
- What?!
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You want to buy our family home?
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Yeah, I mean, this will all go,
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but, yeah, the energy is quite...
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..it's quite nice.
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And I don't mess with energy.
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We have a few more interested
parties coming through today.
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Mm-hm. One point four.
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Alright, one point five.
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I'll just talk to the other vendor.
Hm.
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Keep... keep going.
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What the hell is Mum going to say?
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This is an offer, Arthur.
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Do you see any signatures?
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Jesus Christ,
what's half of $1.5 million?
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold your horses, baby bro.
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We gotta pay
for the aged-care fees first.
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And that's after I take my
three percent agent commission.
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Wha...!
Which is only fair.
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Argh!
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Oh, it's limoncello.
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Couldn't leave it in the house.
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Arthur used to steal it
when he was a teenager.
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Oh, dear!
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Don't panic.
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I've got just the thing.
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My kids used to get wasp bites
all the time.
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I'm sorry. It's just that in my day,
tradespeople didn't get lip fillers.
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I guess that's a win
for feminism, right?
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Mum, what did you do?
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It's fine.
I appreciate the honesty.
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Oh!
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You're standing on him!
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Excuse me?!
Oh...
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You're not standing on anything.
Mum!
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That's where he died!
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Argh!
Oh, Christ, Mum, please stop.
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He was putting on his shoes.
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It was an aneurysm.
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And now I wonder
if he was the lucky one,
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considering where
these awful children are sending me!
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Mum!
Mum!
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I'm so sorry.
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It's fine. It's fine.
She's getting on.
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You've got a lovely home and...
family.
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I'll get an offer to you
in writing today.
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Bye, Simone.
I'm so... sorry, yeah.
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The next time
there is a surprise inspection,
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I shall be on that couch
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doing my own bikini line.
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Well, are you coming?
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Welcome to a land of comfort,
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independence
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and Zumba every Friday morning.
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Oh, Mum,
what do we reckon?
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Just as I thought.
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It's fucking awful.
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Properly, Mum. Please.
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Sorry.
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Ta-da!
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Home sweet home!
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Northerly aspect to die for.
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Dining room up the hall.
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Yoga and Pilates every morning
to get that chakra singing.
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Oh, Mum!
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What? She obviously loves birds.
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I thought I'd flip her one.
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Sorry.
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So, any questions?
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Ah, yes, I do have one.
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How many people have died in here?
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Oh, honey.
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People are dying to get in here,
I'm telling you.
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It's a nice modern kitchen,
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view of the gardens and...
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And you found one of the four
emergency-response alarms.
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Good on you.
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Bit easier than cigarettes.
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Seriously, Mum.
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A bathroom over here,
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a cupboard slash laundry behind.
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And to my right,
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that's where the magic happens.
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Can we have a word?
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I just want to talk to him
about his workout regime.
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Look, I know that you're
a worried son or...
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..partner,
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but she needs some space, yeah?
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Oh, you don't know
what she's capable of.
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Listen, there's always resistance
at first, but she'll come around.
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She's strong, fit, smart.
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She's got this.
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Oh, my God.
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Wait.
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Might as well start piling the dirt
on top of me now, Arthur.
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We're going to need a minute.
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This is payback, isn't it?
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For me wearing my Madonna bra
at your sweet 16th.
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Mum, if anything,
this is payback
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for you and Dad making me be the
restaurant's human sandwich-board
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at the front of the girls' college
every day after school.
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I mean, that's a special type
of cruel.
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Oh.
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I can touch the walls here, Arthur.
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Where is all my stuff going to go?
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We're not selling the house, Mum.
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Robbie was just...
Oh!
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Do not throw your poor sister
under the bus.
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I mean, she's got a family
to worry about.
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A career.
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You don't think I want
all those things as well?
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No, I do not!
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Because if you did, it'd be you
and me in your father's restaurant
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instead of that dusty old
for-lease sign.
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Why do you think I'm using the money
that Dad left me to build a website?
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OK, why do you think I'm trying
to patch things up with Dee?
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I am trying to get my shit together!
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Come on.
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Please, Mum, what's it going to take
for you to take this seriously?
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Fix her, Arthur.
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Fine.
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OK, I'll fix the chess piece,
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but, please, can we move quickly?
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We're already running late.
Dee's going to kill me.
261
00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:47,700
Ooh, she doesn't deserve you.
262
00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:05,059
..and then she got into a fight
with the chef
263
00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:07,619
cos he didn't know the difference
between Ga kenkey and Fanti kenkey.
264
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,899
It's like...
265
00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:10,820
..you don't even like kenkey, Mum!
266
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:14,699
OK.
267
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:15,899
So, uh...
268
00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:18,899
Option A is the concept
I would personally choose
269
00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:21,979
cos it's clean and elegant
and speaks to men's lifestyle
270
00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:24,939
without isolating a female
and non-binary audience.
271
00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:26,179
Mm.
Yeah? OK.
272
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:29,499
And then option B is just
some garbage I threw together
273
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:32,060
cos I know what you like
and I think you'll choose this one.
274
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:34,539
Yeah, you're right.
I'll go with B.
275
00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:36,099
Mmm, yeah. OK.
276
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:38,020
I'll send the assets over this arvo.
277
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,899
Alright!
278
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:44,420
Well, it was lovely chatting
about you.
279
00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:46,259
Wa... hey.
280
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:47,539
We haven't talked about us yet.
281
00:13:47,540 --> 00:13:49,899
Well, there's nothing to talk about.
282
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:51,860
You haven't even mentioned
my new mo.
283
00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:54,020
It's hideous.
284
00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:56,860
Well, at least send me an invoice.
Dad's paying.
285
00:13:57,860 --> 00:14:00,260
Consider it a birthday present, hey?
286
00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:03,460
Mum forgot.
287
00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:07,420
That sucks.
288
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:14,460
OK.
289
00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:19,219
Oh, that's too much.
290
00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:21,180
Well, you could have
done it yourself, so...
291
00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:24,139
Now, clamp. Alright.
292
00:14:24,140 --> 00:14:26,420
Now, should only take...
293
00:14:27,220 --> 00:14:28,260
..ten seconds.
294
00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:35,899
Let's imagine...
Oh, can we not, Arthur?
295
00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:38,659
Let's imagine that we gave it
another shot as a couple.
296
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:41,019
We want different things, Arthur.
297
00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:43,819
You want kids and suburbia
298
00:14:43,820 --> 00:14:47,019
and Friday night takeaway,
and... and... and I want...
299
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,300
You want more sex, I get it.
Oh, my God, Arthur.
300
00:14:49,980 --> 00:14:51,099
I want connection.
301
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:53,459
I know six months
is a long time to not have sex,
302
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:56,019
but just cos I didn't touch you
with this part in that part
303
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,179
doesn't mean that
we weren't connected.
304
00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:58,819
OK, I think I am gonna invoice you.
305
00:14:58,820 --> 00:15:00,859
I was grieving, Dee!
306
00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:02,219
I mean, I'm ready now.
307
00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:03,339
Let's touch parts.
308
00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:04,699
You wanna do it at your place?
309
00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:06,979
Or we can touch parts in that bush
over there, like...
310
00:15:06,980 --> 00:15:08,179
I've never been more ready!
311
00:15:08,180 --> 00:15:09,500
I got a job, Arthur.
312
00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:13,580
As an in-house designer
at the Ngunnawal Gallery.
313
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:18,139
Yeah, look, sorry,
I'll be the first to admit
314
00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:19,979
that I haven't committed
all of the Indigenous nations
315
00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:21,019
to memory.
Canberra.
316
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,059
Canberra.
Yeah.
317
00:15:22,060 --> 00:15:23,619
Yeah, I can live and work
in Canberra.
318
00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:26,179
I mean, I just need the internet.
Does Canberra have the internet?
319
00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:27,899
I'm going to go alone.
320
00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:29,620
Arthur, I'm... I'm sorry.
321
00:15:31,780 --> 00:15:33,380
I'm rebuilding my life, Dee.
322
00:15:34,180 --> 00:15:35,379
I thought that's what you wanted.
323
00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:37,619
I want you to not care
about what I want.
324
00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:41,899
And despite that thing growing
on your lip,
325
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,739
you seem to be doing pretty well.
326
00:15:43,740 --> 00:15:45,379
I think you should be thanking
your mum
327
00:15:45,380 --> 00:15:46,797
instead of trying to kick her out.
328
00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:48,739
Stop that fruit!
329
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,099
Oh.
Ooh!
330
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:52,339
Oh!
Sorry.
331
00:15:52,340 --> 00:15:54,379
Um, a toddler mistook it
for a bowling ball.
332
00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:55,419
Oh, that's OK.
333
00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:57,419
I mean, I played D-grade soccer
all through school,
334
00:15:57,420 --> 00:15:59,340
so I came pretty prepared.
335
00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:02,980
Anyway, sorry for interrupting
your date.
336
00:16:04,140 --> 00:16:05,819
Oh, no.
337
00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:07,419
This is not a date.
338
00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:09,139
Well, let's hope
that our little friend
339
00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:11,340
doesn't go for a spare.
340
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,540
Bye.
341
00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:18,340
Is it a date?
342
00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:21,540
How long until you're not grieving
with the cute fruit-shop girl?
343
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:25,180
I'll see you when I see you, Artie.
344
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,579
Feck.
345
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,420
Mum, what are you doing?
346
00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:59,980
Oh, just seeing what I can fit
in my new glorified coffin.
347
00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:02,940
And you're just letting her do this?
348
00:17:03,660 --> 00:17:04,699
It ain't my house.
349
00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:06,579
You're gonna have to
get out of the way
350
00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:08,819
because I wanna fit
this chiffonier in.
351
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,779
Oh, no, Mum, stop, please. OK?
352
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,580
Shh. Everyone be quiet.
353
00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:18,659
Poor Chong from next door
is really barking up a storm.
354
00:17:18,660 --> 00:17:19,860
Arthur, look.
355
00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:23,779
I'm shrinking.
356
00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:27,179
My whole world is shrinking.
357
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,819
I'm like a little mouse in a shoe box
358
00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:33,260
begging for gulps of water
from an eyedropper.
359
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,260
Mum, come here.
360
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:44,459
You always said your happiest times
361
00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:47,060
were when you were travelling
through Ghana.
362
00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:51,099
You didn't have any of these
useless possessions in these photos.
363
00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:52,579
But you know what you did have?
364
00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:55,299
Oh! I had malaria in that one.
365
00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:56,859
I just didn't know it yet.
366
00:17:56,860 --> 00:17:58,100
You had Dad.
367
00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:00,940
And maybe Dad's all you need
right now.
368
00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:03,820
Oh, Mum.
369
00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:06,100
Of course.
370
00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:07,939
You miss Dad.
371
00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:10,419
And I miss him, too,
more than I even realised.
372
00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:11,580
We all miss him.
373
00:18:14,580 --> 00:18:17,579
You'll never separate me from my Leo,
will you?
374
00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:18,900
Oh, Mum.
375
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:23,900
Wherever you go...
376
00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:25,980
..Dad goes.
377
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:27,780
That's a promise.
378
00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:31,859
Well...
379
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,220
..in that case.
380
00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:42,940
Arthur, where is she going?
381
00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:45,419
Mum!
382
00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:46,459
Mum!
383
00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:48,060
Wait! Stop!
384
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,340
Mum!
385
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:54,779
Mum, Mum.
386
00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:56,539
Stop!
He would rather have been flushed
387
00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:58,099
than go to that prison!
388
00:18:58,100 --> 00:18:59,139
Stop! Stop!
389
00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:00,860
No, please don't!
390
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:04,139
Don't. Stop.
391
00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:05,179
Argh!
392
00:19:05,180 --> 00:19:06,300
Pfft! Argh!
393
00:19:07,820 --> 00:19:09,219
He's in my mouth!
394
00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:10,579
Oh! Oh!
395
00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:11,859
My eyes!
396
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:14,099
My eyes! It's worse than a tear gas.
397
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,619
Oh! Oh!
398
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:17,819
He can go to the rooster!
399
00:19:17,820 --> 00:19:20,179
Feast, Akroma, feast!
No!
400
00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:21,500
Stop! Stop!
401
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:25,299
The chess piece, the cigarettes,
the ashes!
402
00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:26,819
It's not normal, Mum!
Oh!
403
00:19:26,820 --> 00:19:28,819
And what's normal, Arthur?
404
00:19:28,820 --> 00:19:31,619
It wasn't normal for your father
and me to be together
405
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:33,579
in 1970s Australia.
406
00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:34,619
But there we are.
407
00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:36,859
We are not talking about
1970s Maggie,
408
00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:38,299
we are talking about
today Maggie.
409
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:42,579
Yeah! And today Maggie
does not need an ungrateful son
410
00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:44,419
trying to kick her out of her home
411
00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:47,299
and turn his back
on the family business.
412
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:49,779
Today Maggie almost burnt
her own house down
413
00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:51,300
with her grandkids inside!
414
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:04,300
Thank you for fixing my chess piece.
415
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:07,420
Now I've gotta go
and do some cooking.
416
00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:10,659
And if you wouldn't mind,
417
00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:13,420
could you please
turn the stove on for me?
418
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,220
Thank you.
419
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:23,979
There's a time and a place for
those sort of conversations, Artie.
420
00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:25,860
You better find a way to say sorry.
421
00:20:43,420 --> 00:20:45,139
No, don't trouble yourself.
I'll do this.
422
00:20:45,140 --> 00:20:48,220
Kids! Can you stay in here, please,
where I can see you?
423
00:20:51,660 --> 00:20:53,299
He's dying, you know.
424
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:54,539
Who's dying?
425
00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:56,260
Yeah, who's dying?
Nah-ah-ah.
426
00:20:57,020 --> 00:20:58,139
Cover your ears.
427
00:20:58,140 --> 00:20:59,899
Chong from next door.
428
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:02,179
I know a death rattle
when I hear one.
429
00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:04,059
I'll be damned if he isn't
playing chess
430
00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:06,259
with the Grim Reaper as we speak.
431
00:21:06,260 --> 00:21:07,859
I am the Grim Reaper!
432
00:21:07,860 --> 00:21:09,259
Die! Die! Die!
433
00:21:09,260 --> 00:21:12,619
Darlings, why don't you go
and explore Mama's old room?
434
00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:15,419
See if you can find a photo of her
in her goth stage.
435
00:21:15,420 --> 00:21:16,859
Yeah!
436
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:18,020
What's a goth?
437
00:21:19,020 --> 00:21:21,259
And he was old when we were kids,
Artie.
438
00:21:21,260 --> 00:21:23,859
He must be 90 percent dust by now.
439
00:21:23,860 --> 00:21:25,379
No kids, no competition.
440
00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:28,299
If he goes,
we swoop with both those properties.
441
00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:31,739
We'll have developers
licking their greedy little lips.
442
00:21:31,740 --> 00:21:35,379
Oh, is that the secret
to Simone's naturally full lips?
443
00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:36,659
Greed?
444
00:21:36,660 --> 00:21:38,899
Why are you googling the drive time
to Canberra?
445
00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:40,339
What's happening in Canberra?
446
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:41,380
N... nothing.
447
00:21:42,180 --> 00:21:43,220
An art gallery.
448
00:21:44,580 --> 00:21:47,099
That Dee might be working at.
Oh, no.
449
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,140
Oh!
450
00:21:48,980 --> 00:21:50,259
Don't even think about it.
451
00:21:50,260 --> 00:21:52,459
Uh, I was writing an article!
452
00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:54,699
Listen to me, Artie.
No good road leads to Canberra.
453
00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:56,579
Dee's moving on. You should too.
454
00:21:56,580 --> 00:21:58,819
Thanks, Mum.
Oh, hey, Mum. I can do that.
455
00:21:58,820 --> 00:22:01,339
Don't worry...
I can handle plates, Arthur.
456
00:22:01,340 --> 00:22:03,540
And if anyone's looking for me...
457
00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:05,820
..I'll be in the kitchen...
458
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:09,420
..practising how to die alone.
459
00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:20,060
You better go say sorry, kid.
460
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:25,379
Ooh, Arthur, Arthur.
461
00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:28,419
Can you just...
just check that the stove's off?
462
00:22:28,420 --> 00:22:29,500
Yep.
463
00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:35,780
Peanut soup was great, Mum.
464
00:22:44,380 --> 00:22:49,260
The, um, guy at the
assisted-living village was nice.
465
00:22:50,220 --> 00:22:52,460
Maybe you could teach him
how to play owari.
466
00:22:56,660 --> 00:22:58,380
Mum, is that a cigarette lighter?
467
00:22:59,300 --> 00:23:00,939
Oh, Jesus Christ, Mum!
468
00:23:00,940 --> 00:23:02,779
You can't be starting f...
469
00:23:02,780 --> 00:23:03,820
Stop.
470
00:23:04,420 --> 00:23:07,340
Do not take another step.
471
00:23:08,340 --> 00:23:12,620
You really give me the shits, Arthur.
You know that?
472
00:23:13,340 --> 00:23:15,579
You never would have lumped
your father in
473
00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:18,499
with those boring old white people
at the home.
474
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:21,460
Oh, but you were happy enough
to do it with me.
475
00:23:22,180 --> 00:23:27,420
And I don't know whether that's
racism or sexism or both.
476
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:30,340
We're just trying
to keep you safe, Mum.
477
00:23:32,380 --> 00:23:34,699
You know, the night you were born
478
00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:39,540
was the first time your father told
me he wanted to start a restaurant.
479
00:23:40,780 --> 00:23:44,020
A legacy to build for our family.
480
00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:45,939
Mm.
481
00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:48,380
He was so excited.
482
00:23:49,180 --> 00:23:50,859
And you must have been, too,
483
00:23:50,860 --> 00:23:54,299
because you didn't sleep
for two friggin' years.
484
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:55,620
But you know what?
485
00:23:56,820 --> 00:23:58,779
In that moment,
486
00:23:58,780 --> 00:24:04,059
I remember thinking
I had everything I needed.
487
00:24:04,060 --> 00:24:05,939
Us four,
488
00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:08,299
this house
489
00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:10,740
and a chop-bar dream.
490
00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:19,899
I'll never forget that day.
491
00:24:19,900 --> 00:24:23,060
I just wanted to make it special
for you, Arthur.
492
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:27,379
Happy birthday, Arthur!
493
00:24:27,380 --> 00:24:29,339
You get 36 birthday punches.
494
00:24:29,340 --> 00:24:30,939
One, two...
No, no, no. No, no, no.
495
00:24:32,460 --> 00:24:35,259
Look, see, there's the house,
496
00:24:35,260 --> 00:24:37,259
and the laundry,
497
00:24:37,260 --> 00:24:40,619
and the cigarette
I caught you smoking,
498
00:24:40,620 --> 00:24:43,499
and the tissues
I find under your bed.
499
00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:44,939
Oh, no.
500
00:24:44,940 --> 00:24:47,339
Oh, and look at that, Arthur.
501
00:24:47,340 --> 00:24:49,699
The queen's not broken.
502
00:24:49,700 --> 00:24:54,220
I mean, that queen is definitely
a little wonky, but, um...
503
00:24:55,180 --> 00:24:56,659
You're right.
504
00:24:56,660 --> 00:24:57,940
She's not broken.
505
00:24:59,300 --> 00:25:01,019
I'll give you a hand, Maggie.
Thank you.
506
00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:02,819
You ready for some cake?
Ready for some cake?
507
00:25:02,820 --> 00:25:03,860
Hey.
508
00:25:04,820 --> 00:25:05,860
Did you...?
509
00:25:06,620 --> 00:25:07,979
She remembered, not me.
510
00:25:07,980 --> 00:25:09,300
I thought it was next week.
511
00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:11,499
Here you go.
512
00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:13,099
Here we go.
513
00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:16,259
And for you, my darling.
Thank you.
514
00:25:16,260 --> 00:25:17,779
OK, dig in!
515
00:25:17,780 --> 00:25:19,619
Oh, lovely.
Yeah.
516
00:25:19,620 --> 00:25:20,660
Mm.
517
00:25:25,820 --> 00:25:28,500
That's really... interesting, Maggie.
That's...
518
00:25:29,780 --> 00:25:31,459
Was that a Ghanaian recipe?
519
00:25:31,460 --> 00:25:32,619
Mum.
520
00:25:32,620 --> 00:25:33,779
This is disgusting.
521
00:25:33,780 --> 00:25:35,259
Is there any sugar in this?
522
00:25:35,260 --> 00:25:37,900
Oh! So much!
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