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good evening and welcome to uh
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minneapolis
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i have been looking forward to this
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evening's performance
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ever since
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7 30.
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two weeks ago
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we are going to have an intermission
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pretty soon
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come right in please
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pardon me pardon me pardon me pardon me
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where do you come from
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where
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you don't know each other
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i come from copenhagen i was here before
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you
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right anyway
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are there any children in the audience
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yes okay
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out
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we do have some children here that means
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i can't do the second half in the nude
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i wear the tie
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the long one
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the very long one
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i have a request
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i usually do not do request numbers
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unless of course i have been asked to do
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so
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and that has happened i have a request
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from a lady who called me at the hotel
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she said
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mr boogie
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would you be kind enough to play and
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then she could remember the title of the
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things you wanted to hear
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so i said perhaps you could
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hum it or sing it for me
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and if i know it i will play it and she
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said well
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i can't remember how it goes
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and then she said you're the musician
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you ought to know the piece
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i said i'm sorry i
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can't help you in in this instance and
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she said it really doesn't matter
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because i'm not going to be there
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tonight
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so
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now i'm going to play something else
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yeah i'm going to play a little piece
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by a danish composer
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mozart
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hans christian mozart
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as you know
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many of you know mozart was only from
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here up
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you have seen replicas of mozart of
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course
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mozart was what we call a bust
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and stood on many pianos
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in windows and things and the scholars
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insist that in spite of that physical
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handicap
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mozart was fairly heavily married
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but mrs mozart wasn't
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she went all the way to the floor
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i'm going to play a composition he rode
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in four flats
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because he had to move three times
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he never stayed long enough in any of
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them
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to finish this piece and this is called
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a bhagatel
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and it's in the key of c
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but who cares
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i hope you will enjoy it
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and if you don't there's absolutely
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nothing i can do about it
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why were you so late
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no three petals they only have two feet
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mozart
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bagatelle
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in the key of sea
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now
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where the heck is seat
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you didn't mock the sea
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now i understand why so many people in
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america say
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long time no see
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isn't it a shame these big fat opera
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singers always lean against the pianos
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and bend them
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they're heavy arias
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i'm always asked to play something
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straight and you know it is not easy
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oh my time is up
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sorry upside down
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my grandfather gave me this one
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a few minutes before he died
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for 20 bucks
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plus tax
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he was a danish inventor
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he invented the soft drink which he
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called for up
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but the danes didn't care for that
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so he added some sugar i think and then
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he called it five up
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still no good then he tried once more
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and that time he called it six up
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yeah but
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no luck so he
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finally gave up and
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died heartbroken
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little did he know how close he came
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come right in
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pardon me pardon me pardon me
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you haven't missed much
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but i'm afraid you will never know who
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gave me this watch
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and don't tell him
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as a matter of fact he added something
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to music my grandfather he wasn't very
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musical
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and
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he was not a composer but he wrote this
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and that is very important
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because without this
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we should never have had this
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i gave my first concert at eight
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a few minutes after eight because
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as you know
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for 12 years i was constantizing
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and i often had an opportunity to do an
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encore which i generally did early in
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the evenings
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so the people when they left early could
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hear some of the ankles at least
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some of my favorite uncles were a series
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of viennese waltzes by a japanese by a
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uh
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was that serious
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i said
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japanese i speak
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there are three things you know i must
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tell you there are three things i can
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never remember
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[Applause]
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four
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i speak a little japanese
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and you know how i learned to speak of
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course you don't but there's a wonderful
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method which i will tell you about
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with which you can speak or learn to
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speak any language you wish or anything
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you want to learn while you sleep
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not here of course but
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under the pillow in your bed
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or in any bed
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you put a cassette player
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and then you insert a tape on which must
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be what you wish to learn of course
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in my case it was lessons in the
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japanese language
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and then you run it every night
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until you have absorbed subconsciously
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what is undertaking
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may take weeks or months maybe a year
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but that's the way i learned to i know
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you won't believe it of course but this
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is true
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i don't speak it perfectly well but i
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can get along
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and i have been doing so
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unfortunately i can only speak it when
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i'm sound asleep
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but
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i remember words like
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toyota
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here's a good word
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naegi negi
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negi means onion in english
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naked eggy
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two onions
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such an easy language
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i mentioned this particular word because
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if you ever are near a japanese person
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who has eaten onions
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and it kind of bothers you
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just say negan eggy
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they're so polite they would immediately
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say athol
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and back up
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and then they will take your picture
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but remember they are not very tall
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people
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they only get you from here down
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yeah the rest is mozart
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actually i'm going to play a little
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uncle as i was speaking about
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so these viennese waltzes as a matter of
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fact it is very difficult you know to
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choose a musical program for an audience
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who is not present on the count of a
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specific musical program such as
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a baja recital for instance
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first of all which bach
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johan
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sebastian
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often
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i found that generally have an audience
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likes a little of this kind of music and
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the other half likes a little of that
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kind of music
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and so i'm going to play a little of
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this kind and i am going to really love
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that kind
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so that it will be something for each
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one
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of you to enjoy
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i have a problem as you have noticed
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pronouncing th particularly when they
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are close together
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it's easy not easy when you
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have to learn to speak english and
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you're not brought up in an
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english-speaking country
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you have to stick out your tongue thou
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thy there things like that
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you have to stick out your tongue you
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never know how far you know
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in denmark where i grew up we speak way
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back here
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well that's just a small country and we
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don't have much room to fool around in
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and it's cold in the wintertime over
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there i can assure you and we don't
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stick out anything unless we're just
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looking at it back and again
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well
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i have
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some music here on the piano bench a
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little listen a little attack
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and that's when i'm going to play a
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little awesome
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[Music]
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i can assure you i play far better right
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here
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oh this is supposed to be a
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book not loose sheets
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well i'm sorry we're about to
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you care for piano music
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here's some
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that'll be 85 cents
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[Applause]
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do you read music
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you do then it'll be a dollar fifty
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this is going to be a little listen to
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that
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this see these are all this is
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there's not a single that among these
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the one i gave you is that this or that
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oh that's this you keep that
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what's that oh that's this also said
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this
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this that goes between those this is
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thus
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well
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and that's that
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no actually that's a this but you don't
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know the difference my
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my glasses
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my glasses they're not in the piano
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oh a stage hand hold on
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[Applause]
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uh
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i told the doctor that i don't need
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drugs
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and they always try to sell you
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something
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we have a neighbor
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well who doesn't but he
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he is our next window neighbor because
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we do not have a door in that end of the
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house
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i'll give you five seconds more on that
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one
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[Applause]
300
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he is a physician a good friend of the
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family
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his own of course
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and i went to see him and he said you
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need glasses
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so on the way out of his office i took
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hills
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and now he wants to see me when i get
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back home
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but he can't because i got the glasses
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you know the doctor told me
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that
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and he's a doctor he knows what he's
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talking about he said
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a person with one eye can see more than
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a person the two eyes can see
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and i doubted that of course but he said
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that's true because the one with
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one eye can see the other person's two
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eyes
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whereas the person with the two eyes can
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only see the other
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that's what you said
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[Music]
324
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uh
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[Music]
326
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sorry
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[Applause]
328
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[Music]
329
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i'm sorry about that will somebody come
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and help me please
331
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i need somebody to turn the pages for me
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anybody here
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you work here
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i thought you were breathing
335
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what do you do
336
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i call the lights
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i make a button i call the lights
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i don't think you heard me i said what
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do you do here
340
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i call the lights you call the lights
341
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and that's what you do
342
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what do you call the light
343
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you don't know
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i do
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bulbs
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what happened what happens if the lights
347
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don't come when you call them
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you don't know that
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i do
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long time no see
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i run the lights i run the lights you
352
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run the knife that's against the law
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[Applause]
354
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that's against the law
355
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are you afraid of losing your hand
356
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you're holding on to
357
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you it your own clothes
358
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that's nice
359
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i like that
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so what can i do for you
361
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oh yeah i'm sorry
362
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would you be kind enough to turn the
363
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hypercard over would you turn the pages
364
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for me yes will you do that thank you
365
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nice fella must have fertilized him a
366
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lot because he's looked all
367
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that's the right
368
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wait a minute it's when i'm playing of
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course
370
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:28,230
i should have told you that i'm sorry
371
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on me madame are you laying eggs
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okay this is
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[Music]
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00:25:28,290 --> 00:25:52,150
[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Laughter]
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00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:13,520
[Music]
378
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so
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[Applause]
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00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,930
[Music]
381
00:26:18,930 --> 00:26:29,510
[Applause]
382
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:32,400
apparently you don't read music
383
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,159
well i'm sorry i should have asked you
384
00:26:34,159 --> 00:26:36,159
we'll do another one we'll do a slow one
385
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which gives me a chance to tell you what
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00:26:38,799 --> 00:26:42,000
to do and where to do it this is a nice
387
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,440
piece
388
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no she'll be kind enough
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00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:48,960
it begins here
390
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:55,510
and it comes up
391
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and here it says pp but don't pay
392
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attention to that because
393
00:27:00,159 --> 00:27:02,480
that means pianissimo that is an italian
394
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:09,110
abbreviation just the opposite of
395
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so when i say now you take this
396
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in this corner
397
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a single sheet and you turn it
398
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like that you don't have to say zoop you
399
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:20,799
can just
400
00:27:20,799 --> 00:27:22,399
look like that
401
00:27:22,399 --> 00:27:23,760
okay
402
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,600
but take it up here otherwise you block
403
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,919
my view if you put down there as simple
404
00:27:27,919 --> 00:27:31,029
as that
405
00:27:31,039 --> 00:27:32,880
i need the back obviously
406
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,200
and then i go over here and finish that
407
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:38,080
it's as simple as that one single sheet
408
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:39,600
one
409
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:44,389
this is leave us drowned by fliss
410
00:27:44,399 --> 00:27:46,640
hello thanks
411
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,830
flist
412
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:54,149
f list young man is flist
413
00:27:54,159 --> 00:28:02,549
you don't say m ozart
414
00:28:02,559 --> 00:28:06,000
reeve is drowned by frist
415
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:35,470
i hope you will enjoy
416
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[Music]
417
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:58,960
could you put a foot on one of those
418
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,960
too far too far
419
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:07,990
okay press down press press like this
420
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:19,269
[Music]
421
00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:25,870
with mine
422
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,560
[Music]
423
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:33,650
[Applause]
424
00:29:33,660 --> 00:29:34,010
[Music]
425
00:29:34,010 --> 00:30:26,300
[Applause]
426
00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:38,720
[Music]
427
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:40,080
here's an
428
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,480
early american folk song
429
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:45,520
5 30 in the morning
430
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:53,430
from the wild wild west
431
00:30:53,440 --> 00:31:04,620
um
432
00:31:04,630 --> 00:31:17,510
[Music]
433
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:17,850
[Applause]
434
00:31:17,850 --> 00:31:27,110
[Music]
435
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,279
please welcome marilyn
436
00:31:29,279 --> 00:31:33,350
mulvey
437
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:43,909
[Applause]
438
00:31:43,919 --> 00:31:47,990
excuse me what happened to your arms
439
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:54,389
there might be a mozart
440
00:31:54,399 --> 00:31:57,519
merlin has sung in many operas and has
441
00:31:57,519 --> 00:32:00,399
also not sound song in many
442
00:32:00,399 --> 00:32:03,269
operas
443
00:32:03,279 --> 00:32:05,440
also not sung in many operas yes there's
444
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,600
a song in many operas and has also not
445
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,600
sung in many of us that's
446
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,279
exactly what i meant and it's exactly
447
00:32:11,279 --> 00:32:14,559
what i said hands-off please
448
00:32:14,559 --> 00:32:16,240
she has a habit you shouldn't lean
449
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:17,760
against the pianos merlin because
450
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:20,080
sometimes there might not be a pillar
451
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,080
or piano next to you
452
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,080
when you think maybe a flute player you
453
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:27,269
can hang on to it
454
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:32,230
you know you can't flout the flute
455
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:34,000
mel in the celebrating
456
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,679
actually today she's celebrating her
457
00:32:35,679 --> 00:32:38,320
second wedding anniversary
458
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:45,350
is that true
459
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,320
how long were you married
460
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:49,679
oh two years yes
461
00:32:49,679 --> 00:32:52,320
i see that's what it is
462
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,840
that's the second
463
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:59,750
anyway hands off pluton
464
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,919
what have you chosen to sing for us this
465
00:33:01,919 --> 00:33:03,039
evening
466
00:33:03,039 --> 00:33:07,190
i'd like to start with a folk song
467
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:13,430
uh-huh
468
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,600
oh one of the folk songs your uncle
469
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,279
brought from
470
00:33:17,279 --> 00:33:18,480
from where
471
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:21,039
croatia yeah that's right her uncle is
472
00:33:21,039 --> 00:33:22,840
an archaeologist and has been
473
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,440
archaeologizing recently
474
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,919
in the very far
475
00:33:27,919 --> 00:33:30,159
where croatia is and
476
00:33:30,159 --> 00:33:32,720
he found in an old monkey in the
477
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,440
basement of
478
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:36,240
the
479
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:39,590
monastery
480
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,279
well you can say nunnery why can't you
481
00:33:41,279 --> 00:33:43,760
say monkey
482
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:48,880
but anyway that's not my problem
483
00:33:48,890 --> 00:33:53,190
[Applause]
484
00:33:53,200 --> 00:34:01,190
wait anyway
485
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:04,389
ah yeah
486
00:34:04,399 --> 00:34:07,600
hands off dude
487
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,919
the man's uncle brought back
488
00:34:09,919 --> 00:34:12,159
some manuscripts he found in that uh
489
00:34:12,159 --> 00:34:13,440
wherever he was
490
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:14,560
and uh
491
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,800
there are six songs and maryland things
492
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:17,760
uh
493
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,480
all six not now but you
494
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,079
know them all
495
00:34:22,079 --> 00:34:23,760
these are some old folk songs for the
496
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:28,790
old folks i've heard some old folks and
497
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,040
which one have you chosen to sing
498
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,720
tonight man i wasn't sure what do you
499
00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:34,399
think i should start with sing the one
500
00:34:34,399 --> 00:34:36,240
you like the most
501
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:40,980
because i'm gonna play the one i like
502
00:34:40,980 --> 00:34:52,230
[Applause]
503
00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:56,079
oh no no i've tried not to melan
504
00:34:56,079 --> 00:34:57,760
she wants me to say don't hum along
505
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:58,880
because
506
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:00,560
you know musicians when we play when you
507
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,090
play a concert you sit there
508
00:35:02,090 --> 00:35:03,520
[Music]
509
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,280
and you sing along without really
510
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,310
knowing it you hum
511
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,640
otherwise
512
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:14,390
you do all these things
513
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,560
and i have they have it myself and i
514
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:26,069
must remember not handsome
515
00:35:26,079 --> 00:35:36,600
this is one of those songs
516
00:35:36,610 --> 00:35:46,079
[Music]
517
00:35:46,079 --> 00:35:52,170
so
518
00:35:52,180 --> 00:36:01,440
[Music]
519
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:02,960
so
520
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:15,839
[Music]
521
00:36:15,839 --> 00:36:19,150
um
522
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:29,430
[Music]
523
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,870
oh too late
524
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,640
man if you don't know the song you're
525
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,440
gonna think don't sing it
526
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:39,200
you're an opera singer you should think
527
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:44,790
about marilyn is a kagalatura
528
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,119
and she said why don't you take an aria
529
00:36:47,119 --> 00:36:48,079
from
530
00:36:48,079 --> 00:36:49,520
one of this
531
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,760
you you like arias wait till you hear
532
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,440
what she's called
533
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,200
thank you when this ovation has died
534
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:59,990
down
535
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,480
what have you chosen to sing them yes
536
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,880
i'd like to sing the karunome from
537
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:17,829
rigoletto oh god
538
00:37:17,839 --> 00:37:19,440
all right for the ones of you who are
539
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:31,190
staying
540
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:36,069
rico maltese
541
00:37:36,079 --> 00:37:38,240
by
542
00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:41,109
by all means
543
00:37:41,119 --> 00:37:42,880
who wrote that man
544
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:46,950
giuseppe verdi why
545
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,200
i mean why yes
546
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,960
why yes
547
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,079
i guess
548
00:37:52,079 --> 00:37:54,640
that's an expression why yes
549
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,079
it's your language i'm just trying to
550
00:37:56,079 --> 00:37:58,790
use it
551
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,320
why yes
552
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,720
giuseppe verdi
553
00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:05,970
joe green to you
554
00:38:05,980 --> 00:38:12,790
[Applause]
555
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:18,710
hands off
556
00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:24,950
it should take long
557
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:37,130
not if i can help it
558
00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:39,599
[Music]
559
00:38:39,599 --> 00:38:44,360
oh you don't tuna
560
00:38:44,370 --> 00:38:58,079
[Music]
561
00:38:58,079 --> 00:39:31,110
what
562
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:44,310
[Music]
563
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:47,910
what's the matter don't you know it
564
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:51,750
oh one more it's mine sorry
565
00:39:51,750 --> 00:39:56,000
[Music]
566
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,740
wow
567
00:39:57,740 --> 00:40:10,790
[Music]
568
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:22,990
oh
569
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,900
[Music]
570
00:40:25,900 --> 00:40:30,860
[Applause]
571
00:40:30,870 --> 00:40:33,440
[Music]
572
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:37,720
finished
573
00:40:37,730 --> 00:41:02,550
[Music]
574
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,530
hello
575
00:41:04,530 --> 00:41:08,210
[Applause]
576
00:41:08,220 --> 00:41:15,750
[Music]
577
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:16,870
is
578
00:41:16,870 --> 00:41:50,589
[Music]
579
00:41:50,599 --> 00:42:01,920
oh my god
580
00:42:01,930 --> 00:42:04,400
[Applause]
581
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:15,829
[Music]
582
00:42:15,839 --> 00:42:17,520
let's just
583
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:36,240
[Music]
584
00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:37,760
we do have an agreement she doesn't
585
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:40,319
touch my piano i don't lay hands on her
586
00:42:40,319 --> 00:42:45,270
corruptural
587
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:49,730
oh
588
00:42:49,740 --> 00:43:04,870
[Music]
589
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:09,270
you just said that
590
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:13,260
twice
591
00:43:13,270 --> 00:43:16,000
[Music]
592
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:20,420
i thought you had that fixed
593
00:43:20,430 --> 00:43:58,000
[Music]
594
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oh
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
601
00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:54,880
three years ago in denmark we had
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inflation and you are familiar with that
603
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,560
problem
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00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:00,720
i invented a language which i call
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00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:03,280
inflationary language in inflation we
606
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:04,960
have numbers
607
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,520
rising
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00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,599
prices go up anything that has to do
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00:45:09,599 --> 00:45:11,040
with money
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00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:12,880
goes up
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00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:14,960
except the language
612
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:17,280
see we have hidden numbers in the words
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00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:18,560
like
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00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,720
wonderful
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00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:24,950
before
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create
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00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:28,960
tenderly
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00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:32,240
all these numbers can be inflated
619
00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:35,040
and meet the economy you know by rising
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00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,760
to the occasion
621
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,839
i suggest we add one to each of these
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00:45:39,839 --> 00:45:42,560
numbers to be prepared for instance
623
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:45,839
wonderful will be tutorful
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00:45:45,839 --> 00:45:49,119
before she'll be b5
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00:45:49,119 --> 00:45:51,920
create quinine
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00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:55,670
tenderly should be a lavenderly
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00:45:55,680 --> 00:46:01,910
a lieutenant will be a little eminent
628
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,079
a sentence like i ate a tenderloin with
629
00:46:04,079 --> 00:46:06,079
my fork will be a nine and a lemon
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00:46:06,079 --> 00:46:11,750
aligned with my five
631
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:15,839
and so on and so fifth
632
00:46:15,839 --> 00:46:18,480
i have a book here i brought and i will
633
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:20,640
read this is an old book my father
634
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,560
inherited from two of his cousins i will
635
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:24,319
talk to you about that later when we get
636
00:46:24,319 --> 00:46:25,520
to that
637
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:28,000
i have a story here i'd like to read to
638
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,720
you so you can get an idea of
639
00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:32,640
inflationary language how it sounds when
640
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:35,040
it's being used
641
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:37,440
twice upon a time
642
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,839
they lived in sonic california a young
643
00:46:39,839 --> 00:46:42,400
man named bob
644
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,359
he was a third luther lebanon in the usa
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five season
646
00:46:49,119 --> 00:46:52,240
bob had been fond of anna his one and a
647
00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:54,480
half sister
648
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:57,599
ever since she saw the light of day for
649
00:46:57,599 --> 00:47:01,030
the second time
650
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,760
and they were both proud of the fact
651
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:07,760
that two of his five fathers
652
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:10,240
had been among the kreningers of the u.s
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00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:15,750
constitution
654
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:18,400
they were dining on the terrace
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anna he said
656
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:21,839
as he took a bite of the knight in
657
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:24,079
herring
658
00:47:24,079 --> 00:47:29,910
you look tuna full three nights
659
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:33,839
you never looked that lovely p5
660
00:47:33,839 --> 00:47:35,680
anna really looked too full in spite of
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00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,599
the illness from which she had not yet
662
00:47:37,599 --> 00:47:40,630
recuperated
663
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:43,040
yes repeated bob you look
664
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:44,880
to the full three nights
665
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,119
but you have three of the saddest eyes i
666
00:47:47,119 --> 00:47:51,670
have ever seen
667
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:55,200
the table was tastefully decorated
668
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,319
with ana's favorite flowers
669
00:47:58,319 --> 00:48:04,230
three lips
670
00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:08,390
they were now talking about ana's
671
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,400
as a ten
672
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,000
husband
673
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,599
from whom
674
00:48:13,599 --> 00:48:17,750
she was separated
675
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:21,359
while on the radio in iris 11 or sang
676
00:48:21,359 --> 00:48:24,000
tea for three
677
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,599
it was midnight
678
00:48:25,599 --> 00:48:29,440
a clock in the distance struck 13
679
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:31,520
and suddenly there in the moonlight
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00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:33,359
stood her husband
681
00:48:33,359 --> 00:48:35,440
done two
682
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:39,589
he was done one
683
00:48:39,599 --> 00:48:41,200
they asked his husband done too
684
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:45,510
obviously and toxic minded
685
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,520
and he brought
686
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five give me
687
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:54,950
i am only young twice
688
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:58,400
and you are my two and only
689
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,400
bob jump to his feet get out of here you
690
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:08,390
three-faced triple crosser
691
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,480
and anna warned
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00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:12,000
watch out bob
693
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,319
he is an officer
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00:49:14,319 --> 00:49:22,549
yes he's too but i'm two three
695
00:49:22,559 --> 00:49:27,510
any two for a lemonist
696
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:29,520
all right set on two as he wiped his
697
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:33,270
five head
698
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:35,280
he then left and when he was one and a
699
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:38,079
half way through the revolving door
700
00:49:38,079 --> 00:49:39,680
he mumbled
701
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:45,190
i'll go back to 11 to see
702
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:53,109
and be double again
703
00:49:53,119 --> 00:49:54,640
farewell anna
704
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:58,200
three lulu three lou
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00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:05,670
[Applause]
706
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:09,839
i'm going to introduce a young pianist
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00:50:09,839 --> 00:50:12,000
he's a very very good friend of mine he
708
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:12,720
is
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00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:15,040
an armenian
710
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:16,160
and
711
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:18,079
he has started
712
00:50:18,079 --> 00:50:21,599
at the music conservatory in istangau
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00:50:21,599 --> 00:50:23,680
the bull eastern bush
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00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,160
he has also gradually in chemistry he's
715
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:29,750
an excellent chemist
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00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,119
and
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00:50:31,119 --> 00:50:33,440
he has just returned from a very
718
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:36,079
successful concert to an extensive
719
00:50:36,079 --> 00:50:37,920
concert tour in
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00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:41,040
south america in oblivion
721
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,960
and
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00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,599
bolivia bolivia
723
00:50:45,599 --> 00:50:48,480
and has just returned today
724
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:51,200
and i must tell you
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00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:52,800
he's a pianist and the funny thing
726
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:54,720
happened where he was
727
00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:57,119
supposed to play in bolivia
728
00:50:57,119 --> 00:51:00,000
he came to the concert hall and
729
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,160
they didn't have a piano for the piano
730
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:03,680
recital
731
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:05,359
so he did some
732
00:51:05,359 --> 00:51:08,710
chemistry
733
00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:11,280
for the audience and
734
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:17,030
where the concert hall used to be
735
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:21,040
is now just a big hole in the ground
736
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:23,920
but fortunately he is saved himself
737
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:26,480
would you please welcome mr johann
738
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:28,040
as rooney
739
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:40,790
[Applause]
740
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:45,030
that's all that's left of him after that
741
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:49,750
he used to be a man anyway
742
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:51,599
shahan lives in new york city with his
743
00:51:51,599 --> 00:51:53,839
family and has not been in the united
744
00:51:53,839 --> 00:51:55,359
states very long
745
00:51:55,359 --> 00:51:56,960
and
746
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:58,960
he doesn't speak
747
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:01,200
english he understands a little
748
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,359
unfortunately i speak a little turkey so
749
00:52:03,359 --> 00:52:05,839
here i can understand he understands me
750
00:52:05,839 --> 00:52:35,190
and i okay
751
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,440
we will play together
752
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:38,480
because
753
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:41,359
the time is very precious we don't have
754
00:52:41,359 --> 00:52:43,920
much time otherwise we would play two
755
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:45,440
pianos but
756
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:55,349
we cut it down to one piano
757
00:52:55,359 --> 00:52:56,880
we were playing the second i'm gonna
758
00:52:56,880 --> 00:53:01,589
wrap the key by lifts
759
00:53:01,599 --> 00:53:19,910
the seconds
760
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:38,950
uh
761
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:45,330
what's up
762
00:53:45,340 --> 00:54:12,700
[Music]
763
00:54:12,700 --> 00:54:13,410
[Applause]
764
00:54:13,410 --> 00:54:16,960
[Music]
765
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:18,010
laughs
766
00:54:18,010 --> 00:54:19,050
[Applause]
767
00:54:19,050 --> 00:54:35,470
[Music]
768
00:54:35,470 --> 00:54:41,630
[Applause]
769
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:50,190
[Music]
770
00:54:50,190 --> 00:54:50,720
[Applause]
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00:54:50,720 --> 00:55:02,870
[Music]
772
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:04,620
[Applause]
773
00:55:04,620 --> 00:55:06,820
[Music]
774
00:55:06,820 --> 00:55:11,900
[Applause]
775
00:55:11,900 --> 00:55:23,410
[Music]
776
00:55:23,420 --> 00:55:25,080
[Applause]
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00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:32,079
[Music]
778
00:55:32,079 --> 00:55:33,260
uh
779
00:55:33,260 --> 00:56:06,390
[Music]
780
00:56:06,390 --> 00:56:09,630
[Applause]
781
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:20,600
[Music]
782
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:23,000
[Applause]
783
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:38,200
[Music]
784
00:56:38,210 --> 00:57:04,630
[Applause]
785
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:07,520
recently i conducted
786
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:09,520
the
787
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:13,440
magic flute mozart's great opera
788
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:16,069
i found
789
00:57:16,079 --> 00:57:18,400
in my research
790
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:19,520
an opera
791
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:24,829
actually written by mozart but it said
792
00:57:24,839 --> 00:57:26,960
salieri on it
793
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:28,240
but
794
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:30,079
it is understood that mozart actually
795
00:57:30,079 --> 00:57:31,920
wrote it so you can imagine what kind of
796
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:33,119
opera it is
797
00:57:33,119 --> 00:57:38,150
and put salieri's name on it
798
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:41,119
well anyway i'll tell you a little about
799
00:57:41,119 --> 00:57:43,359
it because it's quite interesting it is
800
00:57:43,359 --> 00:57:46,480
in in one act only
801
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:51,589
it begins with a 45 minutes intermission
802
00:57:51,599 --> 00:57:55,040
because it's such a short opera
803
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:56,960
i mean look at the rice's first you hear
804
00:57:56,960 --> 00:57:58,880
the overture but when the tour is over
805
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:01,440
the curtain rises of course
806
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:04,559
otherwise you couldn't see a thing
807
00:58:04,559 --> 00:58:06,400
and on the stage
808
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:09,280
are two large trees one is on this side
809
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,920
and one is on the other side
810
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:13,839
and that indicates a small forest now
811
00:58:13,839 --> 00:58:15,599
the tenor comes in he's supposed to meet
812
00:58:15,599 --> 00:58:17,200
his soprano
813
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,359
but she hasn't arrived yet so he hides
814
00:58:19,359 --> 00:58:21,280
behind one of the trees
815
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:23,280
in order to surprise her when she comes
816
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:26,079
in a little later which she does
817
00:58:26,079 --> 00:58:28,000
and when she comes in a little later
818
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,839
which she does she can't find him
819
00:58:29,839 --> 00:58:33,040
because he is hidden behind the tree
820
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:35,040
and she doesn't know that
821
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:36,640
of course she knows it because she must
822
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:40,480
have sealed during rehearsals
823
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:43,040
but she pretends
824
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:47,990
either she's plain stupid
825
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,040
well
826
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:52,000
she now hides behind the other tree
827
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:53,760
waiting for him but he's there already
828
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:57,040
so this is a little mess
829
00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:58,960
now the chorus comes in but nobody knows
830
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:08,630
why except mozart and he's dead
831
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:10,640
finally her father shows up he's very
832
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,480
angry because he just wants to get out
833
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:14,240
of the opera as fast as possible and go
834
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:15,200
home
835
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:17,040
and he decided she must die and she
836
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:19,680
sings her diary her death area
837
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:20,880
and
838
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:22,319
that's the end of that
839
00:59:22,319 --> 00:59:23,839
the curtain falls
840
00:59:23,839 --> 00:59:26,640
but not hard enough and
841
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:29,280
i'll take you to the opera and play for
842
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:30,839
you the
843
00:59:30,839 --> 00:59:32,480
overture
844
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:34,480
first you hear the conductor's footsteps
845
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:37,200
when he enters the orchestra
846
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:39,359
pit as a matter of fact i like to call
847
00:59:39,359 --> 00:59:42,870
it the orchestra ditch
848
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:47,589
that's a little more dignified i think
849
00:59:47,599 --> 00:59:49,440
pete
850
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:51,520
first you hear the conductor's footsteps
851
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:53,599
when he enters the orchestra pit or
852
00:59:53,599 --> 00:59:57,190
stitch
853
00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:00,559
he walks sideways
854
01:00:00,559 --> 01:00:05,750
because it's a very narrow ditch
855
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:08,930
and this is the overture
856
01:00:08,930 --> 01:00:21,510
[Music]
857
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:24,480
this was the first part of the overture
858
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,000
now you're going to hear the second part
859
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,910
and that's exactly the same
860
01:00:28,910 --> 01:00:30,640
[Music]
861
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:33,260
thing
862
01:00:33,260 --> 01:00:43,200
[Music]
863
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:45,119
the reason for that extra proof is that
864
01:00:45,119 --> 01:00:47,599
the fella who does the blips started one
865
01:00:47,599 --> 01:00:52,309
measure too late
866
01:00:52,319 --> 01:00:54,559
now the curtain rises
867
01:00:54,559 --> 01:00:56,960
and the tenor comes in from that side
868
01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:59,050
in a single fight
869
01:00:59,050 --> 01:01:16,600
[Music]
870
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:21,359
[Applause]
871
01:01:21,359 --> 01:01:30,870
he goes behind the tree right away
872
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:35,670
thank you i'll tell him
873
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:38,079
he can't wait he is anxious to see her
874
01:01:38,079 --> 01:01:39,040
now
875
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:40,559
the leading lady comes and she's
876
01:01:40,559 --> 01:01:42,640
supposed to fill the part of the soprano
877
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:45,990
she not only fills it
878
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:49,359
she overflows us a little bit
879
01:01:49,359 --> 01:01:50,559
she's a big
880
01:01:50,559 --> 01:01:52,880
she's a big uh
881
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:57,829
he carries a lot of weight to the arbor
882
01:01:57,839 --> 01:02:00,319
she's about four and a half feet tall
883
01:02:00,319 --> 01:02:10,710
lying down
884
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:12,400
she comes in
885
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:19,230
from that side in a single pile
886
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:27,190
[Music]
887
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:28,450
hmm
888
01:02:28,450 --> 01:02:48,950
[Laughter]
889
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:51,680
and he goes behind the other tree and
890
01:02:51,680 --> 01:03:00,829
surrounds it completely
891
01:03:00,839 --> 01:03:05,039
well while you were laughing
892
01:03:05,039 --> 01:03:08,319
the chorus has been in and out
893
01:03:08,319 --> 01:03:10,400
and now a baritone arrives
894
01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:23,670
[Music]
895
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:25,359
and now the father comes into little
896
01:03:25,359 --> 01:03:26,440
bustle
897
01:03:26,440 --> 01:04:04,950
[Music]
898
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:08,530
oh
899
01:04:08,540 --> 01:04:23,750
[Music]
900
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:25,599
how she picks it up from there and sings
901
01:04:25,599 --> 01:04:28,070
her death
902
01:04:28,070 --> 01:04:48,150
[Music]
903
01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:49,570
oh
904
01:04:49,570 --> 01:04:59,349
[Music]
905
01:04:59,359 --> 01:05:02,319
she dies by stabbing herself
906
01:05:02,319 --> 01:05:04,400
between the two big trees they are on
907
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:10,000
the stage
908
01:05:10,010 --> 01:05:15,070
[Applause]
909
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:16,410
[Music]
910
01:05:16,410 --> 01:05:21,910
[Applause]
911
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:24,079
i'm going to play one of the waltzes
912
01:05:24,079 --> 01:05:25,680
that i'm trying to
913
01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:28,079
remember before
914
01:05:28,079 --> 01:05:30,000
this is a very lovely one you know
915
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,000
whenever i would announce them from the
916
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,400
stages in europe where i play
917
01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:36,799
concerts the whole audience will go
918
01:05:36,799 --> 01:05:39,599
bravo probably because bravo plays them
919
01:05:39,599 --> 01:05:42,559
much better than i do
920
01:05:42,559 --> 01:05:45,280
yes he is giuseppe bravo
921
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:48,480
a great pianist and he is a
922
01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:51,910
portuguese
923
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:53,680
oh yes he and his
924
01:05:53,680 --> 01:05:55,599
wife are portuguese but you can't have
925
01:05:55,599 --> 01:06:02,150
one piece
926
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:03,680
well i told you it's your language i'm
927
01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:06,079
just trying to use it
928
01:06:06,079 --> 01:06:10,549
and they have three portuguese things
929
01:06:10,559 --> 01:06:14,230
one of each
930
01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:25,750
[Music]
931
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:28,960
when you hear this
932
01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:32,160
[Music]
933
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:35,599
that is the introduction to the walls
934
01:06:35,599 --> 01:06:37,170
then when you hear this
935
01:06:37,170 --> 01:06:44,400
[Music]
936
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:47,280
that is the main theme
937
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:48,810
let me go here
938
01:06:48,810 --> 01:06:59,710
[Music]
939
01:06:59,710 --> 01:07:07,750
[Applause]
940
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:12,150
then there is definitely something wrong
941
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:15,120
because that's shopping
942
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:19,980
[Applause]
943
01:07:19,990 --> 01:07:23,340
[Music]
944
01:07:23,340 --> 01:07:25,910
[Applause]
945
01:07:25,910 --> 01:07:45,270
[Music]
946
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:49,040
so
947
01:07:49,050 --> 01:08:01,230
[Music]
948
01:08:01,230 --> 01:08:27,520
[Applause]
949
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:54,950
[Music]
950
01:08:54,960 --> 01:09:00,820
so
951
01:09:00,830 --> 01:09:06,689
[Music]
952
01:09:06,689 --> 01:09:09,340
[Applause]
953
01:09:09,340 --> 01:09:13,859
[Music]
954
01:09:13,859 --> 01:09:14,020
[Applause]
955
01:09:14,020 --> 01:09:36,789
[Music]
956
01:09:36,799 --> 01:09:37,970
so
957
01:09:37,970 --> 01:09:56,850
[Music]
958
01:09:56,850 --> 01:09:57,140
[Applause]
959
01:09:57,140 --> 01:10:38,070
[Music]
960
01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:45,640
i didn't even know i knew that one
961
01:10:45,650 --> 01:10:48,320
[Music]
962
01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:49,040
[Applause]
963
01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:51,260
[Music]
964
01:10:51,260 --> 01:10:53,580
[Applause]
965
01:10:53,580 --> 01:10:58,890
[Music]
966
01:10:58,890 --> 01:10:59,230
[Applause]
967
01:10:59,230 --> 01:11:12,100
[Music]
968
01:11:12,100 --> 01:11:14,320
[Applause]
969
01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:23,470
[Music]
970
01:11:23,470 --> 01:11:24,120
[Applause]
971
01:11:24,120 --> 01:11:38,140
[Music]
972
01:11:38,140 --> 01:11:38,390
[Applause]
973
01:11:38,390 --> 01:11:52,630
[Music]
974
01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:59,189
oh
975
01:11:59,199 --> 01:12:01,120
my mother used to play it for me when i
976
01:12:01,120 --> 01:12:02,320
was
977
01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:05,440
a few years ago and
978
01:12:05,440 --> 01:12:07,679
as a matter of fact i never heard her
979
01:12:07,679 --> 01:12:09,520
playing it because i always fell asleep
980
01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:11,920
the moment she started it
981
01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:14,710
but i think it goes like this
982
01:12:14,710 --> 01:12:32,390
[Music]
983
01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:36,450
do
984
01:12:36,460 --> 01:12:40,880
[Music]
985
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:43,020
so
986
01:12:43,020 --> 01:13:22,800
[Music]
987
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:26,750
do
988
01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:35,440
[Music]
989
01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:40,680
so
990
01:13:40,690 --> 01:13:56,790
[Music]
991
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:58,070
she's
992
01:13:58,070 --> 01:14:11,170
[Music]
993
01:14:11,170 --> 01:14:24,490
[Applause]
994
01:14:24,490 --> 01:14:57,590
[Music]
995
01:14:57,600 --> 01:15:04,080
so
996
01:15:04,090 --> 01:15:41,910
[Music]
997
01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:57,860
so
998
01:15:57,870 --> 01:16:07,110
[Music]
999
01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:18,200
so
1000
01:16:18,210 --> 01:16:24,400
[Music]
1001
01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:27,030
so
1002
01:16:27,030 --> 01:16:38,800
[Music]
1003
01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:40,880
everything come to an end
1004
01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:43,120
you wouldn't believe it would you
1005
01:16:43,120 --> 01:16:44,719
but this is it this is what we have to
1006
01:16:44,719 --> 01:16:49,590
offer some laughs and smiles
1007
01:16:49,600 --> 01:16:52,800
and coughs and hiccups
1008
01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:54,400
when once in a while a handkerchief
1009
01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:56,239
comes out to wipe away a tear from
1010
01:16:56,239 --> 01:16:57,440
laughter
1011
01:16:57,440 --> 01:16:59,600
that is my reward
1012
01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:01,820
the rest goes to the government
1013
01:17:01,820 --> 01:17:12,630
[Applause]
1014
01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:14,960
perhaps we shall meet again sometime
1015
01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:16,480
maybe next time in your house
1016
01:17:16,480 --> 01:17:18,560
[Music]
1017
01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:20,430
maybe in your dining room
1018
01:17:20,430 --> 01:17:22,640
[Music]
1019
01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:27,810
maybe in your living room
1020
01:17:27,820 --> 01:17:30,320
[Music]
1021
01:17:30,320 --> 01:17:35,170
wherever your tv set is located
1022
01:17:35,180 --> 01:17:55,270
[Music]
1023
01:17:55,280 --> 01:17:56,960
i wish to thank my parents for having
1024
01:17:56,960 --> 01:17:59,750
made this evening possible
1025
01:17:59,750 --> 01:18:02,480
[Music]
1026
01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:04,159
and my children for having made it
1027
01:18:04,159 --> 01:18:06,820
necessary
1028
01:18:06,820 --> 01:18:15,510
[Music]
1029
01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:18,719
i have five children by the way
1030
01:18:18,719 --> 01:18:23,890
not by the way i have five children
1031
01:18:23,900 --> 01:18:26,480
[Music]
1032
01:18:26,480 --> 01:18:28,800
at that stupid page turner where the red
1033
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:33,720
tie happens to be one of them
1034
01:18:33,730 --> 01:18:35,210
[Applause]
1035
01:18:35,210 --> 01:18:35,340
[Music]
1036
01:18:35,340 --> 01:18:36,580
[Applause]
1037
01:18:36,580 --> 01:18:38,700
[Music]
1038
01:18:38,700 --> 01:18:43,760
[Applause]
1039
01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:46,780
now four more like that
1040
01:18:46,780 --> 01:18:55,750
[Music]
1041
01:18:55,760 --> 01:18:57,280
oh
1042
01:18:57,280 --> 01:19:02,550
please
1043
01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:04,280
when you drive tonight please drive
1044
01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:18,550
extremely carefully
1045
01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:22,870
because i walk in my sleep
1046
01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:23,270
[Applause]
1047
01:19:23,270 --> 01:19:32,950
[Music]
1048
01:19:32,960 --> 01:20:11,189
[Applause]
1049
01:20:11,199 --> 01:20:45,410
so
1050
01:20:45,420 --> 01:21:09,030
[Music]
1051
01:21:09,040 --> 01:21:11,120
if you could stop that racket for a
1052
01:21:11,120 --> 01:21:13,669
second
1053
01:21:13,679 --> 01:21:15,120
on behalf
1054
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:17,360
of everybody involved in this evening's
1055
01:21:17,360 --> 01:21:19,040
performance
1056
01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:21,840
from the management and from everybody
1057
01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:24,159
backstage and in front of the stage and
1058
01:21:24,159 --> 01:21:27,199
for all the artists who have joined me
1059
01:21:27,199 --> 01:21:29,440
here on stage i wish to thank you
1060
01:21:29,440 --> 01:21:31,600
profoundly for the courtesy and the
1061
01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:33,840
honor you have bestowed upon us
1062
01:21:33,840 --> 01:21:37,590
by rising to the occasion
1063
01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:41,510
i thought you were on your way out
1064
01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:42,400
but in
1065
01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:44,560
retaliation for your keeping me over
1066
01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:46,639
time
1067
01:21:46,639 --> 01:21:57,510
i am going to do an encore
1068
01:21:57,520 --> 01:21:58,960
if i had known this we could have
1069
01:21:58,960 --> 01:22:02,709
started with it and
1070
01:22:02,719 --> 01:22:05,350
well anyway
1071
01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:07,120
i'm going to do a routine now the ones
1072
01:22:07,120 --> 01:22:11,510
of you who have heard
1073
01:22:11,520 --> 01:22:13,199
must have crossed the fortune to build
1074
01:22:13,199 --> 01:22:15,199
this hall
1075
01:22:15,199 --> 01:22:17,120
for 15 cents more it could have gone all
1076
01:22:17,120 --> 01:22:33,669
the way over there
1077
01:22:33,679 --> 01:22:37,360
we don't waste a beautiful flower
1078
01:22:37,360 --> 01:22:46,070
any flower we don't waste anything
1079
01:22:46,080 --> 01:22:48,080
it's
1080
01:22:48,080 --> 01:22:54,850
as beautiful as an artificial one
1081
01:22:54,860 --> 01:22:57,040
[Applause]
1082
01:22:57,040 --> 01:22:59,040
but anyway i'm going to do a routine now
1083
01:22:59,040 --> 01:23:00,400
the ones of you who have heard it before
1084
01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:02,239
me enjoy hearing it again
1085
01:23:02,239 --> 01:23:03,840
and the ones of you who have not heard
1086
01:23:03,840 --> 01:23:05,600
it before may enjoy hearing it again
1087
01:23:05,600 --> 01:23:08,000
next time
1088
01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:20,629
i'm speaking of the phonetic punctuation
1089
01:23:20,639 --> 01:23:22,480
well i must compliment you on your
1090
01:23:22,480 --> 01:23:24,719
endurance
1091
01:23:24,719 --> 01:23:26,480
however i don't know this as i said
1092
01:23:26,480 --> 01:23:28,480
before we could have started with it and
1093
01:23:28,480 --> 01:23:31,360
been home by now
1094
01:23:31,360 --> 01:23:33,760
but i certainly appreciate your
1095
01:23:33,760 --> 01:23:37,669
enthusiasm indeed
1096
01:23:37,679 --> 01:23:39,120
i invented phonetic from kuwait
1097
01:23:39,120 --> 01:23:41,440
punctuation many years ago functually
1098
01:23:41,440 --> 01:23:48,870
punctuated
1099
01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:52,320
it was in 1936 when i first found that
1100
01:23:52,320 --> 01:23:54,400
people who speak together don't
1101
01:23:54,400 --> 01:23:56,800
understand each other clearly
1102
01:23:56,800 --> 01:23:58,480
but when we read or write we use
1103
01:23:58,480 --> 01:24:01,360
punctuation marks in order to underline
1104
01:24:01,360 --> 01:24:04,320
the meaning of our sentences but we do
1105
01:24:04,320 --> 01:24:06,480
not have that support when we speak
1106
01:24:06,480 --> 01:24:08,480
so why not integrate punctuation marks
1107
01:24:08,480 --> 01:24:10,560
by giving them sounds into our speech
1108
01:24:10,560 --> 01:24:13,199
then we can underline what we intend to
1109
01:24:13,199 --> 01:24:17,590
convey to each other verbally
1110
01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:27,530
what the heck was all that now
1111
01:24:27,540 --> 01:24:36,550
[Music]
1112
01:24:36,560 --> 01:24:38,480
that was right i'll teach you how to use
1113
01:24:38,480 --> 01:24:39,840
the system
1114
01:24:39,840 --> 01:24:43,430
a period sounds like this
1115
01:24:43,440 --> 01:24:45,840
a dash
1116
01:24:45,840 --> 01:24:47,760
an exclamation point is a vertical dash
1117
01:24:47,760 --> 01:24:53,910
with the period underneath
1118
01:24:53,920 --> 01:24:54,960
the comma
1119
01:24:54,960 --> 01:24:57,120
quotation not two commas
1120
01:24:57,120 --> 01:25:02,550
or if you happen to be left-handed
1121
01:25:02,560 --> 01:25:08,149
question mark is a little difficult
1122
01:25:08,159 --> 01:25:10,239
and finally the colon the two little
1123
01:25:10,239 --> 01:25:12,400
dots you may put them over each other
1124
01:25:12,400 --> 01:25:14,480
you may put them under each other you're
1125
01:25:14,480 --> 01:25:16,480
going to put them wherever you want to
1126
01:25:16,480 --> 01:25:18,320
put them
1127
01:25:18,320 --> 01:25:20,239
that's it i'm going to read a
1128
01:25:20,239 --> 01:25:22,719
paragraph from a book i have here the
1129
01:25:22,719 --> 01:25:26,400
same book i wrote i read from before my
1130
01:25:26,400 --> 01:25:27,920
father inherited that i told you that
1131
01:25:27,920 --> 01:25:31,199
from two of his cousins there were twins
1132
01:25:31,199 --> 01:25:33,120
identical but they never knew which one
1133
01:25:33,120 --> 01:25:34,719
of them was the identical one because
1134
01:25:34,719 --> 01:25:40,550
they looked so much alike
1135
01:25:40,560 --> 01:25:43,120
my father told me oh he was much older
1136
01:25:43,120 --> 01:25:45,440
than i was of course because
1137
01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:48,800
my father was born in 1847 he was 60
1138
01:25:48,800 --> 01:25:50,639
years old when i was born so he was
1139
01:25:50,639 --> 01:25:53,600
almost my grandfather
1140
01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:55,120
and he knew a lot of things that i
1141
01:25:55,120 --> 01:25:56,960
didn't know and
1142
01:25:56,960 --> 01:26:03,270
i know it now
1143
01:26:03,280 --> 01:26:14,709
i wanted to show you a little thing
1144
01:26:14,719 --> 01:26:16,480
i have seven grandchildren and the
1145
01:26:16,480 --> 01:26:18,560
youngest one when she was the youngest
1146
01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:19,760
one which isn't anymore because there
1147
01:26:19,760 --> 01:26:21,760
are two more but she was
1148
01:26:21,760 --> 01:26:24,560
she is now almost the oldest one because
1149
01:26:24,560 --> 01:26:28,229
not necessarily that but she's
1150
01:26:28,239 --> 01:26:29,920
eight you know it always came and this
1151
01:26:29,920 --> 01:26:30,639
is
1152
01:26:30,639 --> 01:26:33,120
the thing she did in school for me
1153
01:26:33,120 --> 01:26:34,800
i always show that to the audience
1154
01:26:34,800 --> 01:26:36,560
that's great i didn't notebook i write
1155
01:26:36,560 --> 01:26:38,159
no it says
1156
01:26:38,159 --> 01:26:39,040
cute
1157
01:26:39,040 --> 01:26:41,280
from the school yeah cost me eight
1158
01:26:41,280 --> 01:26:50,470
thousand dollars
1159
01:26:50,480 --> 01:26:52,080
she was the one who came home
1160
01:26:52,080 --> 01:26:53,360
she was the one who came home from a
1161
01:26:53,360 --> 01:26:55,600
beach party she was this big
1162
01:26:55,600 --> 01:26:57,440
and she could hardly walk and i said are
1163
01:26:57,440 --> 01:26:59,199
there many were the many
1164
01:26:59,199 --> 01:27:01,360
children there oh yes she said many boys
1165
01:27:01,360 --> 01:27:04,000
and girls there were more boys or more
1166
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:05,040
girls
1167
01:27:05,040 --> 01:27:06,400
and she said she couldn't tell that
1168
01:27:06,400 --> 01:27:16,229
because none of them had any clothes on
1169
01:27:16,239 --> 01:27:17,679
i have a short story right here in the
1170
01:27:17,679 --> 01:27:22,310
beginning of the book
1171
01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:24,400
page
1172
01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:26,870
nine
1173
01:27:26,880 --> 01:27:29,750
oh
1174
01:27:29,760 --> 01:27:35,110
page six
1175
01:27:35,120 --> 01:27:36,960
in the open window there suddenly came
1176
01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:39,910
light
1177
01:27:39,920 --> 01:27:43,600
beautiful eleanor sat alone dreaming of
1178
01:27:43,600 --> 01:27:48,709
one thing
1179
01:27:48,719 --> 01:27:50,480
two years had passed
1180
01:27:50,480 --> 01:27:54,790
since she met sir henry
1181
01:27:54,800 --> 01:27:56,480
she would still remember the unhappy
1182
01:27:56,480 --> 01:27:57,440
evening
1183
01:27:57,440 --> 01:28:03,910
when her father had thrown him out
1184
01:28:03,920 --> 01:28:06,000
they had been sitting in the park and
1185
01:28:06,000 --> 01:28:07,679
then we had its
1186
01:28:07,679 --> 01:28:17,910
darling
1187
01:28:17,920 --> 01:28:20,320
is this the first time you have loved
1188
01:28:20,320 --> 01:28:22,040
them
1189
01:28:22,040 --> 01:28:27,990
[Applause]
1190
01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:29,679
she had answered
1191
01:28:29,679 --> 01:28:33,270
yes
1192
01:28:33,280 --> 01:28:35,440
but it is so wonderful that i hope it
1193
01:28:35,440 --> 01:28:49,510
shall not be the last
1194
01:28:49,520 --> 01:28:51,760
suddenly she heard a well-known sound
1195
01:28:51,760 --> 01:28:55,360
it was he in two stripes he was nearby
1196
01:28:55,360 --> 01:28:56,560
embraced
1197
01:28:56,560 --> 01:28:58,000
kissed and
1198
01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:03,910
caressed her
1199
01:29:03,920 --> 01:29:08,160
henry
1200
01:29:08,170 --> 01:29:20,250
[Applause]
1201
01:29:20,260 --> 01:29:23,040
[Music]
1202
01:29:23,040 --> 01:29:35,690
i couldn't live without
1203
01:29:35,700 --> 01:29:40,629
[Applause]
1204
01:29:40,639 --> 01:29:42,800
she asked
1205
01:29:42,800 --> 01:29:45,510
i'm sorry
1206
01:29:45,520 --> 01:29:47,360
left-handed
1207
01:29:47,360 --> 01:29:49,520
where have your thoughts been
1208
01:29:49,520 --> 01:29:51,760
and you answered
1209
01:29:51,760 --> 01:29:54,480
[Music]
1210
01:29:54,480 --> 01:29:59,750
suddenly he had gone
1211
01:29:59,760 --> 01:30:04,470
all she heard her
1212
01:30:04,480 --> 01:30:07,199
all she heard was the well-known sound
1213
01:30:07,199 --> 01:30:08,560
of his
1214
01:30:08,560 --> 01:30:12,430
departing horse
1215
01:30:12,430 --> 01:30:28,840
[Music]
1216
01:30:28,850 --> 01:30:42,960
[Applause]
1217
01:30:42,960 --> 01:30:45,040
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