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♪♪♪ mysterious score ♪
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♪♪♪♪♪
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♪♪♪ Time like a wave ♪
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♪♪♪ Nature's daughter ♪
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♪♪♪ Can be safe ♪♪
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♪♪♪ In the net that caught her ♪
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♪♪♪ Dark as the ocean... ♪
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♪♪♪ Deep as the sea ♪
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♪♪♪ High like the tide ♪
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♪♪♪ Rising in me ♪♪
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♪♪♪ Set me free ♪♪
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♪♪♪ The wind's inside of me ♪
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♪♪♪ Set me free ♪♪
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♪♪♪ A cage without a key ♪
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♪♪♪ Set me free... ♪
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‐ Get a grip, girl.
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♪♪♪ Love was made ♪
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♪♪♪ Like a lamb to slaughter ♪
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♪♪♪ Rise again... ♪
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♪♪ ominous score ♪♪
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‐ Hello?
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♪♪♪ urgent pulsing score
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Um, hi.
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I'm Luke Roman.
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Sorry to drop by so late.
I'm here about the house.
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Historic six‐bedroom,
four‐and‐a‐half bath,
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multi‐level hardwood floors.
Lots of custom woodwork.
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‐ The house wants to kill me!
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‐ Seller motivated.
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It's not you, Miss Donovan.
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♪♪♪ gentle scor ♪♪♪
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It's the house. I can help you.
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‐ Who are you?
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Are you a priest?
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‐ No, ma'am.
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♪♪♪ uplifting score ♪
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I'm the real estate guy.
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♪♪♪ energetic theme music ♪
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‐ I called my fiancé.
He's coming to pick me up.
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♪♪♪ diner radio
plays in background ♪♪
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‐ Maybe that should be a decaf.
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‐ I may never sleep again.
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What's wrong with the house, Mr. Roman?
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‐ It's Luke, please, and it's sort of
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difficult to explain,
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so I have this Keynote presentation here
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that sort of lays it out.
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‐ Oh.
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SMEP?
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‐ Oh, you have no idea how many
euphemisms we focus‐grouped
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before we hit on "metaphysically‐engaged."
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‐ I don't get it.
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‐ Well, we were hoping to spell
out something cool like SPECTRE,
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but oh, well.
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‐ No, what is a "metaphysically... ?"
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‐ Could have been worse.
We were dangerously close to SMEGMA.
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‐ You're talking about haunted houses?
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‐ Well, focus groups,
they slaughtered that one.
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But here is a term they loved.
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‐ A "stigmatized property"
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is one whose market value
has been affected by
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unfortunate occurrences.
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Tragic events associated with the property,
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including, but not limited to, murder...
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... suicide...
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... even accidental death.
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... or the perception, real or imagined,
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of any residual unpleasantness
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related to said unfortunate occurrences.
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‐ Residual unpleasantness?
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‐ This next slide is a little scary.
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‐ Can you take it? ‐ Eh.
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A stigmatized property could lose up to 35%
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of its market value.
It could take up to 317% longer to sell.
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‐ Because of a ghost?
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‐ Did I mention ghost?
Do you see the "g" word?
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No, many stigmatized properties
‐‐ they're totally normal.
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But even the perception of creepiness,
it just kills them.
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And even when phenomena are present,
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most of the time there's a
totally rational explanation.
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Weird reflections. Noisy pipes. Mice.
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A downdraft that can make a fireplace...
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‐ Reach out to grab you
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and suck you screaming
feet‐first into hell?
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‐ Occasionally irrational
explanations are required.
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I had been looking at
autopsy photos all day.
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I'm a med student.
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‐ I wasn't judging.
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‐ So, that,
plus two glasses of chardonnay and...
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‐ Suddenly you are a hysterical,
helpless woman
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scared of the thunderboomers?
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‐ There was something there.
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‐ See, I believe that. But do you?
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‐ So, you're a...
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Ghost chaser.
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‐ Miss Donovan. Megan? Megan.
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I'm about one thing:
preserving homeowner equity.
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Protecting the God‐given,
market‐driven value
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of your property from
anything in this world,
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or the next.
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‐ I don't believe in ghosts.
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‐ Neither do I.
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I just work with them.
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Megan!
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‐ Oh, that's Brock.
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‐ I'm sorry. He does that.
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‐ It's okay.
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He missed me.
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‐ Okay? ‐ Yeah.
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‐ We can talk about the house.
I'll, uh‐‐
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Oh, I'll call you tomorrow.
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And thank you. Really.
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So much. Huh.
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‐ The client is Donovan, Megan.
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She inherited the place
from her grandfather.
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Boyfriend lives with her. A lawyer.
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You know the drill.
Complete psychokinetic triage,
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malevolent entity evaluation.
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Try not to totally spook her out, okay?
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The conscience of the world
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is so guilty that it always assumes
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that people who investigate
heresies must be heretics.
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♪♪♪ mysterious score ♪
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Aleister Crowley.
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Way to not spook her out, Augie.
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‐ Can we talk about the Lenore's place?
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Did we get the M.E. results?
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Mm‐hm. Clean.
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‐ There was stuff flying out of drawers.
Mirrors cracking.
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Plates breaking. The M.E. came back clean?
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‐ Squeaky.
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‐ Well, the referring agent is
certain there is a poltergeist.
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‐ Who's the referring agent?
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‐ Rita Weiss.
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‐ Ooh. ‐ Mm. Mm‐mm‐mm‐mm.
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‐ So, I have to call Rita Weiss
and tell her we came up empty?
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Make the new girl do it.
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‐ Susan! Your ears must be burning!
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Everybody, this is Susan Ireland,
our new agent.
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We stole her from Livingston‐Kent
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where she spent eight years straight
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in the Platinum Ring of Esteem.
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‐ I'm so excited to be here‐‐
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‐ What's the Platinum Ring of Esteem?
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‐ It's just this club for
people who do ten million dollars
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in volume over a twelve‐month period.
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‐ So it's not an actual piece of jewelry.
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‐ No.
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‐ This is Father Phil.
He does our title work, research,
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background checks,
due diligence ‐‐ that sort of thing.
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‐ Father... Phil?
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‐ Fallen priest. Hi. ‐ Ah!
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‐ And this is August Ripley.
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August designs, builds and maintains
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some of our proprietary technology.
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‐ You're the I. T. guy?
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‐ To find joy in work is to discover
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the fountain of youth.
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Pearl S. Buck.
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‐ And you met Zooey, our office manager.
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‐ Aye.
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‐ She knows where all
of the bodies are buried.
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‐ So to speak.
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‐ No. Seriously,
I know things that could make‐‐
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‐ Why don't you wait to
take Susan to your dark,
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nihilistic places until after
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she's filled out her W‐4, shall we?
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Ready to work?
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‐ I'm psyched!
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‐ Susan, I have to take this,
but why don't we
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circle back to my office?
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Ms. Donovan! We were just talking about you.
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♪♪♪ mysterious score ♪
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Ms. Donovan ‐‐ Megan...
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I really feel like you're
making a mistake here
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and a potentially dangerous‐‐
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Yes.
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I'm sure your fiancé is skeptical.
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And I realize things look very different
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in the light of day.
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♪♪♪ ominous score ♪♪
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The light of day can fool you.
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‐ So...
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We heard about that fire you
guys had at Livingston‐Kent.
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‐ Is, uh... everyone all right?
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‐ Ah, yeah. Everyone's super!
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It was a very small fire.
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‐ Hm.
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‐ Has Luke explained the, um...
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the niche of the market that we serve?
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‐ Oh, I did my due diligence.
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I know you people are specialists.
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You close the houses no one else can.
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The problem houses. And you usually get
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your asking price or better.
The numbers don't lie.
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And your boss, Luke,
is kind of a mysterious figure
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in the business. But...
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real estate should have some mystery,
some romance.
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Don't you think?
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‐ Mm‐hm. ‐ Uh, yeah.
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Mm‐hm.
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‐ That's why I'm here.
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My personal mission statement is,
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"I want to make a difference in the world,
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one house at a time."
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‐ Thank you, Miss Nebraska.
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‐ It's...
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♪♪♪ gentle score ♪♪♪
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‐ That was our client on the phone.
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‐ Oh!
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‐ She fired us. ‐ Oh.
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‐ It happens a lot.
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‐ Oh?
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‐ They almost always come back.
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‐ Oh.
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‐ So,
we'll proceed as if we're still hired
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and see how things go.
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You met everyone.
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‐ What an... eclectic team.
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‐ August and Phil are
really great at what they do.
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It's just they're not great with clients.
Okay? But you are.
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‐ I am a people person!
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‐ You are a people person!
And we serve a lot of people,
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all over the world.
No one really does what we do.
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‐ Sounds exciting.
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‐ Can be.
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‐ What, exactly, do we do?
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‐ I have this brief
Keynote presentation here.
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Sort of lays it out.
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‐ Super!
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♪♪♪ gentle score ♪♪♪
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‐ SMEP?
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‐ In Stambovsky versus Ackley,
the Supreme Court of New York,
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Appellate Division,
ruled that haunted houses are real
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insofar as the reputation of the house
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being haunted impacts its value.
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Some agencies, they help their clients
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sell their houses by reducing clutter,
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or by putting drops of vanilla extract
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on hot light bulbs for that
fresh‐baked cookie smell.
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We help them by stopping
the walls from bleeding.
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For these people,
it's not just their houses,
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you know, it's their lives.
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Their lives have become a
Stephen King short story.
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And they need someone
nice and smart to talk to.
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Someone who wants to make a difference.
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One house at a time.
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Look, if you change your mind about the job,
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you know, it's okay.
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I'm sure Bob Livingston will take you back.
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‐ Bob Livingston fired me.
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‐ We had a thing.
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It was unprofessional and
wrong on both of our parts.
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‐ And how long were your parts...
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together?
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‐ A year. I knew it was wrong.
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But it got complicated.
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He promised to leave his wife.
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He said we'd be partners.
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Two weeks ago,
he renewed his vows in Trinidad and Tobago.
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When he got back, he fired me.
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♪♪♪♪♪
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Look at me.
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‐ I'm 34.
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I'm not in a relationship.
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I am locked into an
above‐prime mortgage rate!
267
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And now I'm Winston
Zeddemore from Ghostbusters.
268
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♪♪♪ score turns darker ♪
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‐ So, this place has us stumped.
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The phenomena says poltergeist,
but our tests say no.
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Still, nothing like a rotisserie
chicken floating two feet
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off the counter to scare
off the looky‐loos.
273
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‐ Rita Weiss? This got scary fast.
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‐ Hi. Is your mom or dad here?
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You're the ghost guy.
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‐ I'm the real estate guy.
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You are a delusional,
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oily ballsack wrapped in Armani.
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‐ Nice, Rita. In front of the kid.
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‐ I'm not a kid.
Just... get rid of this thing.
281
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It's embarrassing and impacting me socially.
282
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‐ Rita, you know Susan.
283
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We've met.
284
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‐ Well, Susan just joined our team.
285
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‐ Brave choice.
286
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So, where's Pope Penis the Twelfth
287
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and Frankenstein's butt‐double?
288
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♪♪♪ gentle score ♪♪♪
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‐ Excuse me.
290
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Can't seem to find any original
documents on this house.
291
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Gotta be in the file.
292
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‐ It's not.
293
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This place is at least 100 years old
294
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and there's nothing on it prior to 1987.
295
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‐ That's weird.
296
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‐ Mm‐hm.
297
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‐ Didn't just grow up out of the ground,
did it?
298
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♪♪♪ mysterious score ♪
299
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♪♪♪ disquieting score ♪
300
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‐ Nice turnout for a weekday.
301
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♪♪♪♪♪
302
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,724
‐ If it is a poltergeist,
they're generally benign
303
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so I doubt you're in any danger.
304
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:03,696
‐ What happened here?
305
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We were all in here together,
it was game night,
306
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and a glass came up off the table
307
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and smashed into the picture.
308
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‐ See? Classic poltergeist.
309
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,074
‐ Tests came back negative.
310
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Any cold spots in the house?
311
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Apparitions? Unusual noises?
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‐ None of that. ‐ Well, we did a
313
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preliminary investigation of the filing
314
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of this subdivision and, uh,
this land was only developed
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12 years ago.
316
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No battlefields, no ancient burial grounds,
317
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no spiritual instability that
made it into the public record.
318
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Have any of your neighbors
319
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experienced any unusual phenomena?
320
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:40,199
‐ Edie Kalmanowitz grew
a potato in her garden
321
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:43,970
that resembled John Quincy Adams
and bled on national holidays.
322
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‐ It's a quiet neighborhood.
323
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,773
‐ Well, if something bad did happen here,
324
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:49,942
it had to have been prior to 1851.
325
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Right around the time they took
that picture on your sign, Rita.
326
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Eat a warm bowl of‐‐
327
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‐ Can I go out tonight?
328
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‐ I think it's best if you stay in.
329
00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:59,886
Nana and Boompie might be coming over.
330
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:02,555
‐ You can give them cute names
but it doesn't change the fact
331
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that your parents are old and boring
332
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and carry a slight urine smell.
333
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:07,760
‐ Lauren! ‐ Your mother said stay home.
334
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‐ Whatever.
335
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,797
‐ I could use some help with dinner.
Would you make a salad?
336
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‐ Whatever!
337
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,369
‐ She's at that age.
338
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‐ Hm.
339
00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:21,407
So, what now, genius?
340
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♪♪♪ eerie score ♪♪♪
341
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‐ Ah! ‐ Uh!
342
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♪♪♪ ominous score ♪♪
343
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‐ Luke Roman.
344
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‐ August? What'd you find out?
345
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‐ Do something!
346
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,870
Have you talked to Phil?
347
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:55,942
No, I think that I should go alone.
348
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:02,315
‐ Oh, I think Susan seems to
have everything under control.
349
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:13,826
‐ Oh, dear. Are we going h
350
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,628
‐ No problem,
we just learned some interesting things
351
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,229
about your house. It would be a violation
352
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:19,498
of my sacred blood oath to
not disclose them to you.
353
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:21,601
‐ Real estate agents
take a sacred blood oath?
354
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,768
‐ It's like the oath the doctors take.
355
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,604
It just mentions carpet more.
356
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,612
‐ See, that's the thing.
357
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,313
There's no record of this house being built.
358
00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:36,682
It's like it was always here.
359
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,951
‐ Jeez.
360
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:42,088
‐ All I'm asking is that
you let my people look around.
361
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:45,858
They do a few simple tests.
No charge. No obligation.
362
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,094
‐ I just don't know. My fiancé‐‐
363
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:49,528
‐ The lawyer.
364
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,664
‐ Don't say it like that. ‐ Like what?
365
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:52,865
‐ Condescending.
366
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:56,002
A lot of people don't like you
guys any more than lawyers.
367
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,137
‐ We are both parasites.
368
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,173
Real estate agents do
less damage to the host.
369
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,146
‐ I don't know.
This is all just a bit much.
370
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,615
‐ Megan, listen to me.
371
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:12,184
There is something old and
very angry in this house.
372
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:13,686
These things,
373
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,988
they are like global warming,
or liver failure,
374
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,890
or the Easter Bunny.
375
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,026
Whether you believe in them or not,
376
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,727
they could still hurt you.
377
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,463
‐ The Easter Bunny can hurt you?
378
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:26,666
‐ This isn't about my troubled childhood.
379
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,434
This is about your house.
380
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,036
♪♪♪ gentle score ♪♪♪
381
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:36,676
‐ What kind of tests?
382
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,211
♪♪♪♪♪
383
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:46,819
‐ Feel it?
384
00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:50,122
Like it's watching?
385
00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,999
‐ Miss Donovan?
386
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,934
‐ You must work for Luke.
387
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,573
‐ The bad thing happened in the study?
388
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:09,942
‐ That's where the bad thing happened.
389
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:12,845
♪♪♪♪♪
390
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:21,520
‐ They told me you'd be here.
391
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,855
Please, don't let me interrupt.
392
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,757
‐ All right, just one more.
393
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,061
Whoo...
394
00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:32,865
‐ You want to take a few swings?
It's great for stress.
395
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,501
‐ No, thanks.
I'll stick to binge drinking.
396
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,404
‐ You wanna know what
most things people call
397
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:39,905
hauntings really are?
398
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,040
‐ What?
399
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,375
‐ They're unfinished business.
That's what they are.
400
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:45,745
What we do‐‐ what you do?
401
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,413
You find out what the unfinished business is
402
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:50,049
at the Lenore's place and you finish it.
403
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:51,617
‐ Sounds so simple.
404
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,620
What's your deal?
405
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:57,823
You know all about me.
I know nothing about you.
406
00:20:57,823 --> 00:21:00,259
‐ There's not much to tell.
407
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,827
♪♪♪ gentle score ♪♪♪
408
00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:04,130
‐ You want me to be your
perky flight attendant
409
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,765
on the ethereal plane,
410
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,768
you're going to have to open up a little.
411
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:13,973
‐ Well...
412
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:17,009
I grew up in southern California,
413
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,479
I went to UC Santa Barbara
on a tanning scholarship.
414
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:23,082
I got my real estate license,
and I did okay.
415
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:25,151
‐ Yeah, I can read your resumé.
416
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,453
I want the good stuff. Married?
417
00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:31,123
‐ In a relationship?
418
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,825
I'm asking for
419
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:35,361
ambivalent thirty‐something
single women everywhere
420
00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:37,530
'cuz we have a database.
421
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:39,131
‐ Nobody special.
422
00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:44,036
‐ Parents?
423
00:21:45,604 --> 00:21:48,641
‐ My mom left when I was little.
My dad raised me.
424
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,676
Single parent. This was our place.
425
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:54,346
We used to come here a couple times a week.
426
00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:56,315
‐ You see him much?
427
00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:58,784
‐ Passed away a few years ago.
428
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:01,120
‐ Oh. I'm sorry.
429
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,688
♪♪♪♪♪
430
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:06,392
‐ It's okay. We keep in touch.
431
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,662
‐ Fascinating, she said.
432
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:12,198
She slowly inches towards the exit...
433
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,901
‐ Susan,
434
00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:18,037
I'm going to need to focus
on the Donovan house.
435
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:19,738
Can you take over the Lenore's place?
436
00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:21,640
And we are running out of ideas.
437
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,142
And Rita? She's going to eat us alive
438
00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:24,643
if we don't come up with something soon.
439
00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:26,812
We've been at it for a month.
Can I count on you?
440
00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:31,884
Well,
I expected no less from a veteran of the
441
00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:34,019
Platinum Ring of Esteem.
442
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,322
‐ I wish it had been jewelry.
443
00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:37,890
♪♪♪♪♪
444
00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:40,893
‐ And one last thing.
445
00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:44,763
Don't rule out the rational explanation.
446
00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:45,998
Ever.
447
00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:48,767
‐ Rule it out? I'm praying for it.
448
00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:50,369
♪♪♪ score swells ♪♪♪
449
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:00,546
♪♪♪ score fades out ♪
450
00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:02,248
‐ What's upstairs?
451
00:23:02,248 --> 00:23:04,683
‐ There's six bedrooms, four bathrooms,
452
00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:06,919
a sort of a library, um...
453
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:08,254
Like a parlor or something.
454
00:23:08,254 --> 00:23:09,922
And a big attic.
455
00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:11,290
‐ Downstairs?
456
00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:13,626
‐ I don't really go down there.
457
00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:16,295
There's just a bunch of boxes and,
like, a door,
458
00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:17,897
but it's locked.
459
00:23:18,297 --> 00:23:21,967
‐ I think, uh,
we should have a look, don't you?
460
00:23:23,435 --> 00:23:24,837
‐ Uh...
461
00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:26,438
Yeah. Please.
462
00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:31,210
♪♪♪ mysterious score ♪
463
00:23:37,549 --> 00:23:39,118
‐ What's that noise?
464
00:23:39,818 --> 00:23:41,887
‐ You've never heard that before?
465
00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:46,458
♪♪♪♪♪
466
00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:00,572
‐ Do you have pets? Dogs? Cats?
467
00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:01,840
‐ No. Brock's allergic.
468
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,509
‐ Fish? ‐ Fish?
469
00:24:03,509 --> 00:24:06,011
Wouldn't their little fins
have trouble working the knob?
470
00:24:06,011 --> 00:24:08,180
‐ Any living organism
can stimulate an otherwise
471
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:10,115
inert psycho‐kinetic field.
472
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,150
‐ Could be rats.
473
00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:13,352
‐ Oh, don't say rats.
474
00:24:13,352 --> 00:24:17,990
I don't believe in most of this
crap but I do believe in rats.
475
00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:19,491
♪♪♪♪♪
476
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:49,688
‐ To your knowledge,
477
00:24:49,688 --> 00:24:53,492
did your Grandfather, or anyone else, die...
478
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,327
horribly in this house?
479
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,696
‐ He died in an extended care facility.
480
00:24:57,696 --> 00:24:59,365
He suffered from some dementia.
481
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,669
‐ I don't blame him.
482
00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:05,971
♪♪♪ tense score ♪♪♪
483
00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:26,925
‐ Big puppy.
484
00:25:26,925 --> 00:25:28,327
Who's a good boy?
485
00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:32,564
You are!
486
00:25:38,670 --> 00:25:40,105
Ahhh! Shut the door!
487
00:25:40,105 --> 00:25:41,707
No, wait, wait!
488
00:25:45,911 --> 00:25:48,280
‐ Have you, uh, regained your faith?
489
00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,617
‐ No.
490
00:25:51,617 --> 00:25:55,054
But I did shave a few seconds
off my best time in the 40.
491
00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:58,023
‐ Please tell me that wasn't a big rat.
492
00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:04,296
‐ Morning. What do we got?
493
00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:06,098
‐ Luke, where did you find this place?
494
00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:08,033
‐ Well, I've had my eye on it for a while.
495
00:26:08,033 --> 00:26:10,302
‐ Man,
from a pure emo‐energy standpoint,
496
00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:14,473
we're talking Tower of London
meets the Paris Catacombs with,
497
00:26:14,473 --> 00:26:16,775
well, a little Wonderland Ranch thrown in.
498
00:26:16,775 --> 00:26:17,876
‐ What tests did you run?
499
00:26:17,876 --> 00:26:20,045
‐ The basics. The M.E. level?
500
00:26:20,045 --> 00:26:21,613
♪♪♪ energetic score ♪
501
00:26:21,613 --> 00:26:23,115
It's coming in at a five.
502
00:26:23,115 --> 00:26:24,716
‐ A five?
503
00:26:25,384 --> 00:26:26,885
Never had a five.
504
00:26:26,885 --> 00:26:28,554
‐ Oh,
I think we're in for a series of firsts
505
00:26:28,554 --> 00:26:30,122
with this place.
506
00:26:30,456 --> 00:26:32,591
Oh, yeah.
507
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:35,294
He followed me home. Can I keep him?
508
00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:40,332
‐ Hi.
509
00:26:44,736 --> 00:26:47,139
‐ Oh, well, look who finally shows up!
510
00:26:47,139 --> 00:26:48,674
‐ Is he all right? What happened?
511
00:26:48,674 --> 00:26:50,309
‐ Poltergeists are benign, you said.
512
00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:52,144
Nobody's in any danger, you said.
513
00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:54,246
‐ Just tell me what happened!
514
00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:56,181
‐ Just like last time, all three of them
515
00:26:56,181 --> 00:26:58,984
were sitting down to a nice
family dinner when that
516
00:26:58,984 --> 00:27:01,854
big stone clock on the
mantle flew across the room
517
00:27:01,854 --> 00:27:04,823
and hit Herb smack between the eyes!
518
00:27:05,524 --> 00:27:07,793
He's lucky to just have a concussion.
519
00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:09,528
He could have been killed!
520
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:14,833
You are gonna get sued back to the stone age
521
00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:16,301
and lose your license.
522
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:17,803
‐ Rita! Shut your hole.
523
00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:19,004
Now,
524
00:27:19,004 --> 00:27:20,706
tell me exactly what happened.
525
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:30,549
♪♪♪ atmospheric score ♪
526
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:41,693
♪♪♪♪♪
527
00:27:46,231 --> 00:27:47,799
‐ Hi, you've reached Brock.
528
00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:50,302
Please leave a message
and I'll sue you later!
529
00:27:51,136 --> 00:27:53,138
‐ Honey, it's me.
530
00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:55,674
It's after nine and you
promised you'd be home by eight.
531
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,509
I just...
532
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,545
I need to hear your voice.
533
00:28:06,652 --> 00:28:08,220
♪♪♪♪♪
534
00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:15,861
Brock, Brock, Brock, Brock, Brock.
535
00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,896
It is me, your woman.
536
00:28:18,897 --> 00:28:21,767
I am alone and scared and...
537
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,002
lonesome
538
00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:26,605
and afraid and, frankly,
539
00:28:26,605 --> 00:28:28,707
more than a little p. o.'d.
540
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:31,510
Come home to me now, tort monkey.
541
00:28:33,946 --> 00:28:35,681
Or don't!
542
00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:40,018
♪♪♪ dramatic score hit ♪
543
00:28:41,753 --> 00:28:43,355
Yeah.
544
00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:50,262
‐ Lauren had just come home,
finally, and we were eating.
545
00:28:50,862 --> 00:28:53,665
‐ Remember any sights? Sounds? Smells?
546
00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:55,934
‐ There was a burning smell.
547
00:28:55,934 --> 00:28:57,502
Dinner was overcooked
548
00:28:57,502 --> 00:29:00,038
because of Lauren's
tardiness and lack of respect
549
00:29:00,038 --> 00:29:01,673
for our family time.
550
00:29:01,673 --> 00:29:04,343
Herb was just explaining
to her how a late dinner
551
00:29:04,343 --> 00:29:06,078
impacts his blood sugar.
552
00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:07,679
‐ I could die.
553
00:29:10,115 --> 00:29:13,018
‐ Did the clock do anything before...
554
00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,520
Before it attacked?
555
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:17,422
‐ No‐‐
556
00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:19,057
Yes.
557
00:29:19,057 --> 00:29:21,760
It seemed to shake, just a tiny bit.
558
00:29:22,894 --> 00:29:24,463
♪♪♪ mysterious score ♪
559
00:29:25,864 --> 00:29:27,599
Stop.
560
00:29:28,967 --> 00:29:31,236
I miss you so bad! I know.
561
00:29:31,236 --> 00:29:32,804
I miss you, too.
562
00:29:34,039 --> 00:29:38,043
I don't know. I think they're
going to keep my dad overnight.
563
00:29:38,043 --> 00:29:39,544
Uh...
564
00:29:40,879 --> 00:29:42,714
No, it's‐‐ Uh...
565
00:29:42,714 --> 00:29:45,083
I can't hear‐‐ this kid!
566
00:29:46,051 --> 00:29:47,986
I can barely hear you, Todd.
567
00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:55,927
No. Okay, no‐‐ Don't get mad.
I just‐‐ I‐I can't.
568
00:29:55,927 --> 00:29:57,262
♪♪♪ score swells ♪♪♪
569
00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:04,636
My mom told me to wait.
I'm already in trouble.
570
00:30:04,903 --> 00:30:06,471
♪♪♪ score lightens ♪♪
571
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,576
Okay, thank God. What a little brat.
572
00:30:17,949 --> 00:30:19,518
♪♪♪ ominous score ♪♪
573
00:30:20,852 --> 00:30:22,754
The lioness rounds the corner
574
00:30:22,754 --> 00:30:24,856
and gets close to the.
575
00:30:24,856 --> 00:30:29,328
Soon she will have it in its
clasp and takes it down hard.
576
00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:32,030
Tonight, maybe for the first time‐‐
577
00:30:39,705 --> 00:30:41,473
♪♪♪ woman vocalizing ♪
578
00:30:49,981 --> 00:30:51,783
♪♪♪ men vocalizing ♪♪
579
00:30:51,783 --> 00:30:53,285
♪♪♪ eerie score ♪♪♪
580
00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:01,226
♪♪♪ score fades out ♪
581
00:31:04,162 --> 00:31:05,731
‐ Oh, God.
582
00:31:11,970 --> 00:31:13,872
♪♪♪ choir singing dramatically ♪
583
00:31:20,746 --> 00:31:22,347
Ahh...
584
00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:24,149
Ha, ha, ha.
585
00:31:24,850 --> 00:31:26,418
♪♪♪ dramatic score ♪♪
586
00:31:37,529 --> 00:31:39,097
♪♪♪♪♪
587
00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:07,359
♪♪♪ gentle score ♪♪
588
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,361
‐ Are you okay?
589
00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:13,598
Can you go back in there?
590
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:17,035
I'll go with you. We'll get you dried off
591
00:32:17,035 --> 00:32:19,037
and we'll take a look around.
592
00:32:20,539 --> 00:32:22,040
♪♪♪♪♪
593
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:29,648
I can take you to a hotel.
594
00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:30,715
You'll get a good night's rest,
595
00:32:30,715 --> 00:32:34,085
and we'll figure out this
thing in the morning.
596
00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:36,988
‐ I really can't be alone right now.
597
00:32:37,422 --> 00:32:38,757
Can I trust you?
598
00:32:38,757 --> 00:32:40,325
‐ Yeah.
599
00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:42,327
You can trust me.
600
00:32:42,327 --> 00:32:43,929
♪♪♪♪♪
601
00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:06,284
♪♪♪ eerie score crescendo ♪
602
00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:35,780
♪♪♪ gentle score ♪♪♪
603
00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:44,155
You want to talk about last night?
604
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:50,428
These houses...
605
00:33:50,795 --> 00:33:52,497
They know what scares you.
606
00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:54,533
♪♪♪♪♪
607
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,369
There's something you should know.
608
00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,337
Your house?
609
00:33:59,337 --> 00:34:01,673
I've been watching it for a while.
610
00:34:01,673 --> 00:34:03,241
♪♪♪ dramatic score ♪♪
611
00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:05,143
Several years ago,
612
00:34:05,143 --> 00:34:07,345
before your grandfather bought the place,
613
00:34:07,345 --> 00:34:08,980
it was unoccupied.
614
00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:12,017
The yard had gone to hell, so to speak.
615
00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:15,520
A neighbor lady ‐‐ she had just
moved in ‐‐ she came next door
616
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,722
to complain about the weeds.
617
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,427
Nobody knows who answered the door.
618
00:34:24,362 --> 00:34:26,731
But nobody ever saw that lady again.
619
00:34:31,169 --> 00:34:33,171
‐ Any idea who she was?
620
00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:35,907
‐ They say I have her eyes.
621
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:37,275
‐ Your mother?
622
00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:40,345
‐ I guess she'd just moved back to town.
623
00:34:40,545 --> 00:34:42,581
I got some hang up calls.
624
00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:46,451
I called back. She answered.
I heard her voice,
625
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:48,620
and I knew it was her.
626
00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:50,689
So, of course, I hung up.
627
00:34:50,956 --> 00:34:52,891
We never connected and she disappeared.
628
00:34:54,893 --> 00:34:56,928
Anyway, it's‐‐ It's complicated.
629
00:34:57,862 --> 00:34:59,631
‐ Moms always are.
630
00:35:00,298 --> 00:35:02,300
‐ So,
I have been eyeing that house for a while.
631
00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:05,203
When your grandfather bought it,
I went to see him, you know?
632
00:35:05,203 --> 00:35:07,105
To see if he would let me
do some tests and things.
633
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,239
He said no.
634
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,141
‐ Yeah. Grandpa didn't like people.
635
00:35:14,879 --> 00:35:17,215
‐ It's a little early, isn't it?
636
00:35:17,215 --> 00:35:18,783
‐ Hm?
637
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:20,218
Nope. I never stopped,
638
00:35:20,218 --> 00:35:21,653
so, technically, it's still last night.
639
00:35:21,653 --> 00:35:23,755
‐ Um, Megan,
640
00:35:23,755 --> 00:35:26,124
this is a Domaine de l'Armand Montrachet.
641
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:28,727
It is one of the finest
white wines in the world.
642
00:35:28,727 --> 00:35:30,328
The oh‐four is legendary.
643
00:35:30,328 --> 00:35:32,564
‐ Yeah, Grandpa was a serious wine guy.
644
00:35:32,564 --> 00:35:35,300
He had cases and cases of these rare,
645
00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:36,868
expensive vintages in the basement.
646
00:35:36,868 --> 00:35:38,169
In fact, they told me
647
00:35:38,169 --> 00:35:41,573
that he was adding a wine cellar
to the house when he got sick.
648
00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:43,274
♪♪♪ light upbeat score ♪
649
00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:47,178
‐ Really?
650
00:35:47,178 --> 00:35:48,780
♪♪♪ score crescendos ♪
651
00:35:58,289 --> 00:36:00,659
‐ Do you mind if I... ?
652
00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:11,069
Your dad seems okay.
653
00:36:12,203 --> 00:36:16,341
Think they're going to spring
him as soon as the doc shows up.
654
00:36:18,209 --> 00:36:19,811
So, who's the guy?
655
00:36:20,979 --> 00:36:22,547
‐ What guy?
656
00:36:23,782 --> 00:36:25,884
‐ The guy who's got you so messed up
657
00:36:25,884 --> 00:36:28,853
that you're tossing around
salad forks and mantle clocks.
658
00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:30,622
♪♪♪ gentle score ♪♪♪
659
00:36:31,122 --> 00:36:32,691
‐ I never... I didn't...
660
00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:34,526
‐ You are.
661
00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:36,728
You did.
662
00:36:36,728 --> 00:36:40,465
You're not doing it on purpose.
But you have to stop.
663
00:36:43,334 --> 00:36:47,072
It's something that happens
to some kids at a certain age.
664
00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:50,742
We're a hormonal theme park to begin with,
and then
665
00:36:51,376 --> 00:36:54,312
something short‐circuits.
666
00:36:54,312 --> 00:36:56,414
We flex a muscle we didn't even know we had
667
00:36:56,414 --> 00:36:58,016
and then boom!
668
00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,351
Things move.
669
00:37:01,319 --> 00:37:02,887
Things get broken.
670
00:37:05,423 --> 00:37:07,859
The technical term is telekinesis.
671
00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:11,396
I looked it up a long time ago.
672
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:15,100
‐ What if I hurt someone?
673
00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:17,469
‐ You will learn to control it.
674
00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:19,270
Trust me.
675
00:37:19,270 --> 00:37:21,039
♪♪♪♪♪
676
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,277
And go easy with this guy.
677
00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:30,582
Guys can do stuff to your head.
678
00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:32,183
Make you doubt yourself.
679
00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:34,786
Besides, he's‐he's an opening act.
680
00:37:35,186 --> 00:37:36,755
He's not a headliner.
681
00:37:37,555 --> 00:37:39,758
He's My Chemical Romance.
682
00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:41,860
You gotta save a little
something for when Linkin Park
683
00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:43,294
comes along.
684
00:37:45,230 --> 00:37:47,132
‐ Those were bands, right?
685
00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:51,436
‐ Yes, those are bands.
686
00:37:54,205 --> 00:37:56,574
Come on, let's check on your dad.
687
00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:02,614
‐ Did things like this happen
to you when you were my age?
688
00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:06,317
‐ He was a bass player.
I set things on fire.
689
00:38:06,317 --> 00:38:07,952
‐ No, you didn't. ‐ Whoomf.
690
00:38:09,487 --> 00:38:11,089
‐ That is awesome.
691
00:38:13,391 --> 00:38:15,226
♪♪♪ energetic score ♪
692
00:38:21,599 --> 00:38:23,134
‐ Hold on.
693
00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:25,470
‐ What?
694
00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:28,173
‐ Feel free to keep on trusting me.
695
00:38:28,506 --> 00:38:30,108
‐ Okay.
696
00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:40,285
‐ I need to get this house out of my life.
697
00:38:40,285 --> 00:38:42,620
I'm either going to hire
somebody to torch the bastard
698
00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:45,824
and burn it back to hell,
or I'm going to lower the price.
699
00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:47,425
‐ Lower the price?
700
00:38:49,093 --> 00:38:51,896
‐ Luke, it's a supernatural
beast guarding a hell‐house.
701
00:38:51,896 --> 00:38:53,431
What makes you think‐‐?
702
00:38:53,431 --> 00:38:54,599
‐ Meat.
703
00:38:54,599 --> 00:38:56,034
It's the universal language.
704
00:39:05,710 --> 00:39:08,279
As your broker, I encourage you to toss it!
705
00:39:08,279 --> 00:39:10,515
The pork... chop... now!
706
00:39:10,515 --> 00:39:13,051
Oh, shit!
707
00:39:13,051 --> 00:39:14,485
‐ Oh.
708
00:39:14,485 --> 00:39:15,787
‐ What? ‐ It's all dusty!
709
00:39:15,787 --> 00:39:17,522
‐ He's not going to mind.
710
00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:20,758
♪♪♪ tense score ♪♪♪
711
00:39:34,606 --> 00:39:36,140
A dog is a dog,
712
00:39:36,140 --> 00:39:38,042
no matter who his master is.
713
00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:39,644
♪♪♪♪♪
714
00:39:41,246 --> 00:39:42,981
Yup.
715
00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:44,582
Wine cellar.
716
00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:47,819
♪♪♪ eerie score ♪♪♪
717
00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:07,405
♪♪♪ score crescendos ♪
718
00:40:27,892 --> 00:40:30,061
‐ Are you okay? ‐ Yeah.
719
00:40:33,131 --> 00:40:35,767
‐ The pork chop's wearing off. Come on!
720
00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:37,035
♪♪♪ score crescendos ♪
721
00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:40,438
♪♪♪ exciting score ♪♪
722
00:40:45,476 --> 00:40:47,211
♪♪♪ score fades ♪♪♪
723
00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:53,217
‐ Ohh.
724
00:40:53,217 --> 00:40:56,754
‐ So,
in the process of building his wine cellar,
725
00:40:56,754 --> 00:40:58,723
your grandfather, he accidentally opened
726
00:40:58,723 --> 00:41:01,659
some sort of portal or a gateway.
727
00:41:01,659 --> 00:41:04,495
I think we closed it but
I'll call in a welder
728
00:41:04,495 --> 00:41:07,565
and we'll seal up that bad boy for good.
729
00:41:07,999 --> 00:41:09,334
‐ What about the dog?
730
00:41:09,334 --> 00:41:13,304
‐ Well, without the energy from
the open portal, he'll move on.
731
00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:16,507
He's probably looking for a
ghostly mailman as we speak.
732
00:41:16,507 --> 00:41:19,277
‐ Oh, God.
We are never gonna sell this place.
733
00:41:19,277 --> 00:41:21,112
‐ Oh, I think you will.
734
00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:23,247
You just need proper representation.
735
00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:27,418
‐ A sort of a specialist, then.
736
00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:31,155
‐ Definitely.
Someone you can trust. That's, like, crucial.
737
00:41:32,890 --> 00:41:35,693
‐ And the, uh, evil spirits...
They're all gone?
738
00:41:35,693 --> 00:41:38,296
‐ I assume that the lawyer is staying?
739
00:41:38,296 --> 00:41:39,864
‐ We'll see.
740
00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:43,167
What about your mother?
741
00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:44,836
♪♪♪♪♪
742
00:41:50,441 --> 00:41:52,110
‐ Still got it? ‐ Yeah, I do.
743
00:41:52,110 --> 00:41:53,811
‐ You did some really nice work here.
744
00:41:53,811 --> 00:41:55,613
‐ Thanks.
745
00:41:55,613 --> 00:41:56,981
♪♪♪ light score ♪♪♪
746
00:41:56,981 --> 00:41:59,083
So, where do we stand on the Donovan house?
747
00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:01,786
‐ Oh, we are gonna sell that mother.
748
00:42:04,255 --> 00:42:06,657
‐ Luke, I need to know:
749
00:42:06,657 --> 00:42:08,860
how did you find out about me?
750
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:12,296
My telekinesis and the fires.
751
00:42:12,930 --> 00:42:15,166
‐ Research. It's what we do.
752
00:42:15,166 --> 00:42:16,734
♪♪♪♪♪
753
00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:21,906
‐ So,
you were kidding about your dad, right?
754
00:42:21,906 --> 00:42:23,808
'Cuz you know I don't
really believe in that.
755
00:42:23,808 --> 00:42:26,010
‐ So, what do you believe?
756
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:31,015
‐ I believed
757
00:42:31,015 --> 00:42:34,318
that I was in love with Bob Livingston.
758
00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:39,557
I believed he would leave his wife.
759
00:42:39,891 --> 00:42:41,392
‐ So, is it so hard to believe
760
00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:43,561
that I stayed in touch with my father?
761
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:45,329
Susan, people die.
762
00:42:45,329 --> 00:42:47,165
Their souls, they pass on.
763
00:42:47,165 --> 00:42:50,168
Only love and low maintenance
composite decking last forever.
764
00:42:51,736 --> 00:42:54,238
‐ I believe it's going
to be very interesting
765
00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:55,740
working for you.
766
00:42:56,174 --> 00:42:58,209
‐ I believe that you're right.
767
00:42:58,209 --> 00:42:59,811
♪♪♪♪♪
768
00:43:17,228 --> 00:43:19,597
‐ A Frenchman named
Rochefoucauld once wrote,
769
00:43:21,099 --> 00:43:24,335
"It is with true love
as it is with ghosts...
770
00:43:33,411 --> 00:43:35,246
Everyone talks about it
771
00:43:35,246 --> 00:43:36,948
but few have seen it."
772
00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:38,549
♪♪♪ mysterious score ♪
773
00:43:44,922 --> 00:43:46,424
♪♪♪ eerie score ♪♪♪
774
00:43:46,424 --> 00:43:47,925
Still,
775
00:43:47,925 --> 00:43:49,961
person's got to believe in something.
776
00:43:52,730 --> 00:43:54,298
Don't you think?
777
00:43:57,969 --> 00:43:59,570
I'll see you soon.
778
00:44:00,571 --> 00:44:01,906
Mom.
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