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Izzy, wait! I've never repaid you.
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Repaid me for what?
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For selling us out to the English.
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I never made you leave him.
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You did that yourself.
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Where is he? Where's Ed?
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You absolute
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twat.
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Stede!
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Ed!
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Stede!
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Ed!
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Stede!
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Stede!
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Ed!
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Knew you'd find me, babe.
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You're not mad?
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I knew you'd find me, love.
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So, we're good, about everything?
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Fuckin' love the beard, mate.
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I'm just trying something new.
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Bro. Is that you?
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No! Oh, God! No!
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I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
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Oh, Christ! Wee John!
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-Can you shut it, man?
-He farted on me.
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Shut up!
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-Shut up, man.
-Enough.
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It's still there.
It's a wall of stench.
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Can't be worse than you moaning,
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"Ed, oh, Ed" all night long.
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Shut up.
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He's done it again!
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Oh, God!
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Shut it, man.
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You're making more noise
with your shushing
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than I am with my complaining
about almost dying from his farts!
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"Dear Ed, the crew and I are safe,
and thriving.
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"As I've renounced my wealth,
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"we've been forced to
take up temporary residence
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"on the Republic of Pirates.
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Fortunately, we've been able to work
a few of Oluwande's connections."
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Basically, the long and short of it is
we're looking for work and
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maybe a place to sleep?
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Isn't that the dude who broke my nose jar?
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Yes. Hi.
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-Again, apologies for that.
-Who's Blondie?
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-Oh, it's you.
-That's The Swede.
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I'm The Swede.
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He's single.
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Come on over here, baby.
Don't be shy. Come here.
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-Go.
-It's okay.
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Be brave.
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Turn around for me.
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Okay.
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Aren't you the absolute unit?
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You guys can sleep in the cellar.
Start work in 20 minutes.
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Yes!
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-Okay.
-No, no, no, no, no.
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Not you. Not you.
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Have a seat.
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Okay.
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-See ya, mate.
-Thanks, Swede.
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Scooch a little closer. Huh?
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Spanish Jackie don't bite.
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I lied. I bite.
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Okay. Time to go.
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Good evening.
Welcome to Spanish Jackie's.
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-Reservation?
-Eat my fuckin' shit.
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Right. Walk-ins, then.
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I've got a peach of a table for you.
Follow me.
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-My favorite hand!
-He started it.
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I told you about the stabbings.
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"Guess you could say we're in a bit of
a rebuilding phase as a crew."
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-Order up!
-This is for Mom!
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Jesus! Nice. Real mature.
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"We've really come into our own..."
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Here ya go.
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"...as a team."
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How's that?
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-Fuck you.
-Lovely.
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Sounding good, Buttons.
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May we go back to the sea now,
Captain?
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Soon! We still need to save more cash.
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"Morale is the highest it's ever been.
It's a golden age."
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Hit me with something hard, Olu. Please.
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Drinks aren't on the house.
You know that, right?
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Come on, please.
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I'm happy to buy you a drink.
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Well, thank you.
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Richard Banes.
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My friends, they call me Ricky.
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You're Stede Bonnet, aren't you?
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I'm afraid I have no idea
what you're saying, or who he is.
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I've been called away. Excuse me.
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"To reiterate, we're doing great.
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"Hope you are as well.
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I think of you, often."
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We're approachin' the vessel, Captain.
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"Hope you're thinking of me
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as well."
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'Bout fuckin' time we got to that ship.
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It's taken forever.
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"I know the odds of this
finding you are slim."
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I will find you, Ed.
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"But so were the odds of us finding
each other in the first place."
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The natural condition of
humanity is base and vile.
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It is the obligation
of people of standing, such as yourselves,
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to elevate the common human rabble
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through the sacred
transaction of matrimony.
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If anyone objects to this union,
speak now or forever hold your peace.
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Objection.
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What demon is this?
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Demon?
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I'm the fuckin' Devil.
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And these are the kids.
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Guards!
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Is it just me or was the wedding thing
a bit over the line?
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I don't know.
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I've never really been
to a wedding before
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so got nothing to compare it to, really.
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I've never seen Blackbeard like this.
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He didn't even bat a eye
when Ivan got killed.
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Cake's bang on though, right?
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Fabulous. Very good.
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Ya know, in my opinion.
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I mean, buttercream isn't
everyone's thing though, is it?
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How are you handling all this so well?
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Well, see, I have a system for dealing
with all the terrible things I've seen.
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There's a box in my mind
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and I put the things in the box,
I lock the box.
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And then I don't open it again.
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Works like a charm.
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Dear, oh, dear.
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You gonna finish that cake?
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No?
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They may as well draw horns on his head.
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He can't possibly look like this.
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He's been busy, though, ain't he?
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I've never seen one of these
with writin' on the back.
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He's just blowing off some steam.
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Susan! Two soups, please.
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Hey, Suze.
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Look, Captain, you know we're never
gonna save enough
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to get the kinda ship you're after.
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Well, not with that attitude, we won't.
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Sue, if you thought that way,
would you have this wonderful soup kiosk?
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Yeah, I probably would.
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Sue had tenacity and grit.
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I also killed someone
and stole their kiosk.
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Sometimes action is better than vision.
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See, that's what I've been tellin' him.
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That's 'cause you're the smart one.
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Well, we can't turn up with any old ship.
We need to look good.
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Are you stalling 'cause you think
Blackbeard's gonna murder you?
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What? No. Why would he do that?
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'Cause he's a fucking madman.
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-And you dumped him.
-I didn't dump him.
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-You dumped him.
-He dumped you.
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No. We're on a break.
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A break. Give me a break.
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Look, I don't care what any of you say.
He's actually a good guy.
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The crew are lookin'
a tad worse for wear.
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Did everyone get cake?
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Yeah, they got cake.
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Well, they're welcome
to have some rhino horn.
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Just ground up a fresh batch.
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Oh, fuck!
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-You want some?
-No, not right now, no.
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Well, then get back to work,
ya fuckin' lightweight!
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Can't do the job, someone else will.
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Right! Get it all up on deck!
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So, we gonna divvy this all up
and take our cut then?
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No, we're gonna throw it overboard.
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We've taken on too much plunder.
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We need to dump some to catch up
to our next target.
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You want us to throw this treasure away
so we can steal more treasure?
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Yeah, that definitely makes no sense, man.
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It is not your place to tell me what does
or does not make sense.
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It is your job to f--
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to follow my fucking orders!
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How you doing, Izzy?
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I'm fine. Unhand me. Unhand me.
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You really don't seem fine.
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Yeah, we think you're in an unhealthy
relationship with Blackbeard.
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that guy does a lot of rhino horn.
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Yeah, and he's cut off at least two more
of your toes, hasn't he?
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It all seems fairly toxic to me, mate.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Izz.
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Hey, Izz.
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-It's alright.
-Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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It's alright. It's alright.
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Am I crushing you?
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There we are.
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It's alright. Alright, there.
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Hey, guys.
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I don't want to alarm anyone,
but have you seen the jar?
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-Our savings jar?
-Yeah.
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No.
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This jar right here?
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I see y'all been holdin' out on me.
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Jackie, that is our money.
We earned it.
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You know, I had y'all on the broke
motherfucker plan.
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I think I'm gonna upgrade you
to the triflin' ingrate plan.
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-There's a lot of fees.
-A whole lot of fees.
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Room and board.
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And I do believe they
have the Vista Suite.
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-Vista Suite?
-The room with the window.
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Semi-clean water.
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Come on.
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Can you think of anything else,
boo cakes?
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Ongoing job training and education?
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-Absolutely.
-Come on!
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Swede!
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Look like you owe me.
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Oh, yeah? Well, what if we took that back?
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I think my husbands
would have a problem with that.
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Have ya met all 20 of 'em?
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That's a lotta husbands.
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I know that guy.
We had breakfast together.
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You will be havin' a lot of breakfasts-es
together.
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Oh, okay.
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You know,
a change of scenery could be good.
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We were stagnating there anyway.
225
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:07,287
So, you're suggesting
that we live under a bridge?
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How am I supposed to cook here?
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At least we got a roof. Lots of air.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, look. Running water.
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Dear Ed, things are terrible.
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I think I'm afraid to see you.
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I'm not afraid you're gonna kill me.
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I'm afraid that your life
is better without me.
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Could be. Could be, mate.
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I know who you are.
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Jesus! Can't you give a man some privacy?
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Please forgive me,
but I know everything about you.
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All of your adventures.
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-I'm sorry if that's a little bit creepy.
-You are creepy.
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And whatever you're selling,
I don't wanna buy it.
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But the Gentleman Pirate,
he saved my life!
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Quite frankly, you're my hero.
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See, I, too, am a child of wealth.
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I'm actually a minor prince.
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And I was entertaining ending it all
when I heard about you.
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You gave an odd bird like me hope, Bonnet.
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And I could have a life
of my own invention.
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Okay, come on. Get out of the rain.
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Look, the Republic of Pirates
isn't a game.
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You'd do well to steer clear of this place
before ya get hurt.
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Especially Spanish Jackie's.
252
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No, I've been barred from there.
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Yeah, I was too nosy.
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I made a little remark
about her Roman puzzle chest.
255
00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:57,814
What? A Roman puzzle chest?
256
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,191
Yes. She had it brought
through the bar.
257
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,944
And these rubes,
they don't know what one is,
258
00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:07,198
but men of our standing,
we know a valuable when we see one.
259
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,160
Roman puzzle chest.
260
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:15,290
Okay. Jackie keeps the trunk
at the foot of her bed.
261
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:20,503
I don't even know what's inside
but she says it's of great value.
262
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,505
How do we know we can trust you?
263
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,549
You're husband number 20, after all.
264
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,217
-Come on, man. He's The Swede.
-Come on.
265
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:28,928
-Black Pete, come on.
-My time with Jackie
266
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:32,015
has been the happiest of my life.
267
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:36,311
Her love has helped me locate parts
of myself I didn't even know existed
268
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:40,690
and reclaim others that I had long missed.
269
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:42,776
But
270
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:49,157
I owe you a life debt
and I am bound to honor it.
271
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,201
-That's a friend.
-Life debt.
272
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,452
Hear, hear.
273
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:53,745
-Yep, yep.
-True.
274
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:58,667
You're a good man, Swede.
Thanks for this.
275
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:01,086
Would tonight work?
276
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:02,629
Yes, indeed.
277
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:06,675
Tonight is my turn to perform
the husbandly duties.
278
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:09,177
-So...
-Okay.
279
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:13,181
The crew are refusing
to part with any treasure.
280
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:14,557
Why?
281
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,851
Because it's fuckin' treasure.
282
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,521
Not good enough.
283
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,358
And that's another toe.
284
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:27,696
Take your boot off.
285
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,951
Who am I to you?
286
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,120
What?
287
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:38,373
We've worked together for years.
288
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,250
You know me better than anyone
has ever known me
289
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,336
and I daresay the same is true
for me about you.
290
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,589
I have
291
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:50,677
-love for you, Edward.
-Oh, come on.
292
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,388
I'm worried about you.
We all are.
293
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:57,100
The atmosphere on this ship
is completely poisoned.
294
00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:01,521
But if we could all just maybe
295
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,400
talk it through.
296
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,238
As a crew?
297
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,327
Hang on. Ed! Captain!
298
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,579
At no point did I want to channel
299
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,915
-the former owner of this vessel.
-Hi, all.
300
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:26,755
Real quick, I heard that you think
the vibe here on the ship is poisonous.
301
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,552
Care to elaborate? Anyone?
302
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,721
Jim, we'll start with you.
303
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,931
Is the vibe here poisonous?
304
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,225
-Nope.
-You?
305
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:41,561
Me? No. No.
306
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:45,690
Fang, you've been here the longest.
Poisoned?
307
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,192
No, I'm alright.
308
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:50,362
I know who we should ask,
ol' Blackbeard.
309
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:53,323
Hello, mate. You think the vibe
on the ship is poisoned?
310
00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:55,116
I don't know, Blackbeard.
311
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,620
Maybe a little bit toxic sometimes.
Maybe it's a bit uncomfortable.
312
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,914
You do make the crew a little bit
uncomfortable sometimes.
313
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,750
They think you're crazy.
Well, I'm not crazy. I don't feel crazy.
314
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:07,462
-I feel pretty fucking good actually.
-Fucking end!
315
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:18,264
The atmosphere on this ship is fucked.
316
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,101
Everyone knows why.
317
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:26,106
Well, I don't. Enlighten me.
318
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,859
Your feelings for Stede fuckin' Bonnet.
319
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,490
-Frenchie.
-Yes?
320
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,076
Congratulations, you are now first mate.
321
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:40,912
Oh, no. I don't think I'm qualified.
322
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,832
'Course you are, mate.
You can start by cleaning up that mess.
323
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:47,460
And the rest of you, you throw this shit
overboard and get suited up.
324
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,879
We got a record to break.
325
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,388
Oh, my God.
326
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,391
Your back is really tight.
327
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:04,769
Like, super tight.
328
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:09,065
It's so good. Don't stop.
329
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,525
-Okay.
-More.
330
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,652
Maybe I'll get started on the hamstrings?
331
00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:14,612
Yes. Fuck those hammies up.
332
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:17,407
-Okay.
-Fuck those hammies up.
333
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:22,078
How are you so good at this?
334
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,712
Come on.
335
00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:32,922
Olu's meeting us at the docks.
336
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,091
I can't believe how well this is going.
337
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:37,052
Stede, what on Earth's takin' so long?
338
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:39,346
Rick!
You're supposed to be on lookout duty.
339
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:42,390
Lookout?
No, this is where the action is.
340
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:44,684
What are you doing?
341
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:47,437
I am leaving my calling card.
342
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:51,232
Yes, it is called a Lime Ricky.
343
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:56,404
It's bit of an ornate aperitif,
but absolutely undeniable.
344
00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:58,907
You're insane. We've gotta get going.
345
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,868
You see, this is where you went wrong
with the whole Gentleman Pirate thing.
346
00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:06,831
Details like this are important
to build a brand.
347
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,249
So when people see this,
348
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:11,294
they know that they
have been robbed by the best.
349
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,712
You've been Rick'd.
350
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:16,966
The calf muscle is the most mysterious
of all the muscles--
351
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:18,677
Babe, shut the fuck up.
352
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:20,804
Somebody fuckin' with the bar.
353
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:21,846
-What?
-Get up.
354
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:22,889
-Now?
-Get up! Yes!
355
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:23,890
I'll get the knife.
356
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,559
Who are you?
357
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,270
You? You robbed me?
358
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,022
-Swede, knife.
-Wait, wait!
359
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:33,066
Do you know who I am? I'm a minor prince!
360
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:36,903
I guess I'm gon' get a fancy-ass
nose for my jar.
361
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:41,825
Okay. Where's the getaway dory?
362
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,493
Buttons went to get it.
363
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,995
Right. Why is your face blue?
364
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,832
This is what we risked our lives for.
365
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,333
Blue dirt!
366
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:53,753
No, this is indigo.
367
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:56,339
It's the finest dye. It's worth a fortune.
368
00:20:56,423 --> 00:21:00,510
That's right.
Now give me back my blue shit, Steve.
369
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:06,975
I can't believe you guys robbed Jackie.
370
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,769
So bad.
371
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,771
Jackie, this is not what it looks like.
372
00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:13,857
Depending on what you think
it looks like.
373
00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:16,609
It looks like more noses for my jar.
374
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:19,279
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
-Wait!
375
00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:27,037
-Susan?
-What?
376
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,372
I'll buy it from you.
377
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,458
Ain't you that soup bitch?
378
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,003
I'm the money bitch.
379
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,216
That enough?
380
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:44,137
Nah, soup bitch. It actually is not.
381
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,597
How 'bout double?
382
00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:50,352
I want this lot as well.
383
00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:54,022
Alright.
384
00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:55,982
Sold.
385
00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:00,445
-Get these assholes up outta here.
-Hey!
386
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:03,073
-Yeah, let's get outta--
-Nah, nah, nah.
387
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:06,034
-Come back here.
-Okay.
388
00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:08,661
Did you double-cross me?
389
00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:12,791
I owed a life debt.
390
00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:17,545
It's okay, sexy Dutchman.
Double-cross is my jam.
391
00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:21,257
-So you're not mad?
-No. It's kinda hot.
392
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,051
Okay.
393
00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:24,761
-We work it out at the house.
-Okay.
394
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:27,555
Let's go, husbands.
395
00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:31,643
Can't believe you paid that much
for some blue dirt, Susan.
396
00:22:31,726 --> 00:22:36,481
Please. This much indigo is worth
three times what I paid.
397
00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:40,819
One thing I've learned in my time here,
you people know so little.
398
00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:43,988
-Who are you?
-Alright, come on. Let's move.
399
00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:46,241
You work for her now. Let's go. Let's go!
400
00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:47,283
Okay.
401
00:22:51,955 --> 00:22:53,289
Hurry up.
402
00:23:06,636 --> 00:23:08,430
Stop crying.
403
00:23:08,513 --> 00:23:12,517
I can't stop crying. He shot Izzy.
404
00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:15,520
Wanna hear the story of the wooden boy?
405
00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:20,859
So, there once was this boy, and-- Wait.
406
00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:24,112
Was it a puppet first?
Yeah, it was a puppet first.
407
00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:26,614
And they wanted to be real,
like a human or whatever,
408
00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:29,492
so they wished on a monkey's paw to--
409
00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:32,120
Do the voice.
410
00:23:37,542 --> 00:23:40,920
Man, oh, man,
do I wish I were a real person.
411
00:23:45,342 --> 00:23:47,135
Do some more.
412
00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:52,640
The monkey paw, it glows!
413
00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:54,392
That's good.
414
00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:01,649
Right.
415
00:24:04,069 --> 00:24:05,236
So what's the plan, Captain?
416
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,782
Figured as first mate,
I should be doin' somethin'.
417
00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:13,328
You know there's a bird
that never touches ground?
418
00:24:15,372 --> 00:24:19,000
It's born in the air. Never once lands.
419
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,963
Spends its entire existence in the sky.
420
00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:32,972
Sounds like something that maybe
actually can't exist, Captain.
421
00:24:33,932 --> 00:24:35,934
Never going back to land.
422
00:24:42,065 --> 00:24:45,777
We're gonna sail, rob,
423
00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:51,700
raise hell forever, and ever without end.
424
00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:58,498
Sounds like a plan.
425
00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:01,501
Dismissed.
426
00:25:24,733 --> 00:25:27,360
Fuck you, Stede Bonnet.
427
00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:40,957
Goodnight, Ed Teach.
428
00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:46,504
We are return, my love. My ocean deep.
429
00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:49,007
Never more shall we be parted.
430
00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:52,969
So, are we in soup now or?
431
00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:56,181
I'm totally down for that. I love soup.
432
00:25:56,264 --> 00:25:57,474
Same.
433
00:25:58,224 --> 00:26:01,227
So you're not actually a soup seller,
are you?
434
00:26:02,562 --> 00:26:03,980
Not exactly.
435
00:26:04,522 --> 00:26:05,607
So who are you then?
436
00:26:06,775 --> 00:26:09,486
Avert your eyes.
437
00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:14,741
You are in the presence of Zheng Yi Sao,
Pirate Queen!
438
00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:34,612
So then, the monkey's paw started glowing.
439
00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:37,866
"I pray to you, Dark Lord,
440
00:27:37,949 --> 00:27:41,786
"to make me real flesh.
441
00:27:41,870 --> 00:27:43,580
I want to be real flesh!"
442
00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:45,498
And then, the monkey paw goes,
443
00:27:45,582 --> 00:27:51,504
"I will make you
the fleshy boy you desire."
444
00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:56,092
"Oh, wow! I'm starting to turn into flesh!
445
00:27:56,176 --> 00:27:57,927
It feels so soft!"
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