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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:25,420 --> 00:01:29,680 AMONG FRIENDS 4 00:01:30,130 --> 00:01:31,970 You guys are such a pain. 5 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:37,060 We said 2 o'clock at the marina to meet the Skipper. 6 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:38,640 It's 2:17. 7 00:01:38,810 --> 00:01:41,350 Relax! We're coming! 8 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:43,230 You never change, always late. 9 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:47,360 Plane delays, lost luggage. We couldn't find a cab. 10 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,160 -Growing back, is it? -Very funny. 11 00:01:52,740 --> 00:01:53,950 Hi. So, beautiful? 12 00:01:54,410 --> 00:01:55,580 Boris's cologne! 13 00:01:55,790 --> 00:01:57,540 I wear your son's cologne, so? 14 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:58,620 So he's 17! 15 00:01:58,790 --> 00:01:59,960 And I feel 17! 16 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,330 Well, Philippe? 17 00:02:02,710 --> 00:02:04,380 You've put on a few pounds! 18 00:02:04,590 --> 00:02:07,340 I was trying to look like you. 19 00:02:08,260 --> 00:02:10,260 -Are you alone? -Daphné's buying books. 20 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:11,590 She's an intellectual. 21 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:13,140 So Charlotte's a ditz? 22 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:16,010 Oh, hi Astrid! 23 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,890 Please don't mention Charlotte. 24 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:20,520 Well, gang... 25 00:02:21,770 --> 00:02:24,400 be honest... whaddya think? 26 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:26,570 It has its charm. 27 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:29,110 This hull is indestructible. 28 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:31,780 In four world trips, it only capsized twice. 29 00:02:31,950 --> 00:02:34,410 Get on! 30 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,240 This all they had? 31 00:02:36,410 --> 00:02:38,160 No, there was bigger and better, 32 00:02:38,370 --> 00:02:41,160 but I figured you'd like a real boat. 33 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:42,420 It'll be fun! 34 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:45,590 -Did you test it? -No, it's seaworthy. 35 00:02:45,790 --> 00:02:47,420 A good boat's like a friend, 36 00:02:47,590 --> 00:02:49,213 you recognize it immediately. 37 00:02:49,340 --> 00:02:51,010 I'm not getting on that. 38 00:02:52,090 --> 00:02:53,470 That's her... 39 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:57,350 I'm counting on you. Go easy on her. 40 00:03:13,780 --> 00:03:16,530 This is Daphné, the love of my life. 41 00:03:16,700 --> 00:03:18,280 Love of my life, my friends. 42 00:03:18,450 --> 00:03:22,120 Philippe, Gilles, Carole and Astrid. 43 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:23,460 Are you alright? 44 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:26,380 That's nothing. I slammed a door on my finger. 45 00:03:26,830 --> 00:03:29,460 -Hi, Carole. Delighted. -Hello. 46 00:03:29,670 --> 00:03:33,380 They're shy now, but in 10 minutes, it'll be like summer camp. 47 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:36,800 Hello. 48 00:03:38,390 --> 00:03:39,680 Daphné. 49 00:03:40,140 --> 00:03:41,310 Astrid. 50 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,680 Why are you standing by this old raft? 51 00:03:46,020 --> 00:03:48,440 Imagine going to Corsica in that! 52 00:03:48,610 --> 00:03:51,530 -The look on your faces! -You jerk. 53 00:03:51,730 --> 00:03:53,570 Throw him overboard! 54 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,450 No, no, no, no, no! 55 00:03:59,620 --> 00:04:03,620 Friends, I'd like to present our boat: The Scolapasta! 56 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,580 She's beautiful! 57 00:04:14,130 --> 00:04:15,130 There's a girl on her. 58 00:04:18,180 --> 00:04:19,550 What hospitality! 59 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:20,970 Who is that girl? 60 00:04:21,140 --> 00:04:23,810 Dunno, introduce me. 61 00:04:23,980 --> 00:04:25,060 What a body! 62 00:04:27,230 --> 00:04:28,060 What? 63 00:04:28,230 --> 00:04:30,860 Sorry, but she does have a great ass. 64 00:04:31,070 --> 00:04:32,320 -Yes. -OK. 65 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:35,240 You're pathetic. 66 00:04:36,030 --> 00:04:37,990 What are you looking at? 67 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,280 Private boat. No photos. 68 00:04:40,450 --> 00:04:42,080 Private indeed! 69 00:04:42,290 --> 00:04:44,870 I rented it. It's my boat. 70 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:46,160 Where's Christophe? 71 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:48,460 I can't hear you. Come over here. 72 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:50,330 Oh, fuck... 73 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:54,420 Here, kitten. 74 00:04:54,590 --> 00:04:55,920 Relax, babe. 75 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:57,970 I am relaxed, kitten. 76 00:04:58,180 --> 00:05:01,050 Sorry. Come on, follow me. Hurry up! 77 00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:06,680 Did he just call her "kitten"? 78 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:08,850 He's her babe, she's his kitten. 79 00:05:11,150 --> 00:05:13,860 -She seems sweet. -Wonderful. 80 00:05:21,410 --> 00:05:22,490 You Richard? 81 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:24,870 Richard, yes. 82 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:27,040 -Who are you? -Battistou. 83 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:28,460 Where's Christophe? 84 00:05:28,660 --> 00:05:32,250 Christofu? He couldn't come, he had a problem. 85 00:05:32,670 --> 00:05:33,920 What kind of problem? 86 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:38,590 Unfinished business with another family. 87 00:05:39,510 --> 00:05:42,470 They had words... and chak! 88 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:46,100 -"Chak"? -Chak. 89 00:05:46,470 --> 00:05:48,230 What's "chak"? 90 00:05:48,430 --> 00:05:50,520 -I spoke to Chris. -Chris...tofu. 91 00:05:50,730 --> 00:05:52,900 Fine, then. Where is Mr. Tofu? 92 00:05:53,730 --> 00:05:57,190 Let's just say the phone service is spotty there. 93 00:05:58,780 --> 00:05:59,900 Thick walls. 94 00:06:01,910 --> 00:06:02,820 He's in the slammer. 95 00:06:05,870 --> 00:06:08,500 We need a skipper... 96 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:11,290 OK, I do sail, but I'm on vacation. 97 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:13,960 No, babe. He's on vacation. 98 00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:15,540 -Don't. -You shouldn't. 99 00:06:15,710 --> 00:06:17,630 I'm replacing Christofu. 100 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:20,260 Don't worry. You're safe with me. 101 00:06:20,470 --> 00:06:23,260 And the girl on deck before... 102 00:06:23,430 --> 00:06:24,600 Who is she? 103 00:06:25,930 --> 00:06:26,560 What? 104 00:06:27,010 --> 00:06:28,640 This is Catalina. 105 00:06:29,310 --> 00:06:31,100 She's the cook and first mate. 106 00:06:31,270 --> 00:06:32,850 She's a professional. 107 00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:34,940 How professional, you ask? 108 00:06:35,150 --> 00:06:38,820 Well, last week Catalina served on a yacht belonging to... 109 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:40,900 Gaugle. 110 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:43,610 Who? 111 00:06:47,830 --> 00:06:50,830 -To whom? -Gaugole. 112 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:56,210 I don't...what's that mean? 113 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,710 Gouougle. 114 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,090 We don't understand. 115 00:07:02,050 --> 00:07:03,050 He means Google. 116 00:07:06,350 --> 00:07:07,850 Same difference. 117 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:10,060 Battistou will take your bags. 118 00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:11,100 Welcome aboard. 119 00:07:11,230 --> 00:07:12,850 Hi Catalina, I'm Richard. 120 00:07:14,150 --> 00:07:17,570 What's he like, the CEO of Google? Is he... 121 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:20,110 I barely saw him. His yacht's 300ft. 122 00:07:21,860 --> 00:07:23,820 -And mine? -100ft. 123 00:07:23,990 --> 00:07:24,950 Ah, OK. 124 00:07:25,110 --> 00:07:26,820 200ft. less. 125 00:07:26,990 --> 00:07:28,280 Yours fits in his cabin. 126 00:07:28,450 --> 00:07:30,700 Really? Holy cow! 127 00:07:31,580 --> 00:07:33,750 Courtesy of The Scolapasta. 128 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:35,420 Thanks! 129 00:07:36,170 --> 00:07:37,290 This is my crew... 130 00:07:37,460 --> 00:07:40,550 Philippe le Bosco and Gilles Oarsman. 131 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:41,630 I'm oarsman? 132 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:43,220 Call me Philip-ou. 133 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:44,840 Why pull in your tummy?? 134 00:07:46,260 --> 00:07:47,930 Not at all. 135 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:51,020 Astrid-ou. Partner of Philip-ou. 136 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:52,520 I'm Carole. 137 00:07:52,730 --> 00:07:55,940 My first time on a boat. I thought you should know. 138 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,440 I'm Daphné, the Captain's fiancée. 139 00:07:58,610 --> 00:08:02,030 I don't need a hat, but where's the first-aid kit? 140 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,400 Sure. Why? 141 00:08:03,990 --> 00:08:05,450 I just need to know. 142 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:06,950 -OK. I'll go get it. -Thanks. 143 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:12,290 -Looks good, no? -Yes. 144 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,250 Mailman or valet... I can't decide. 145 00:08:15,410 --> 00:08:18,880 During the crossing, please call me "Captain." 146 00:08:19,670 --> 00:08:21,710 And me "Your Highness." 147 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:25,220 Troublemakers will scrub the deck with a toothbrush. 148 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:27,890 Follow me for a tour of The Scolapasta. 149 00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:29,600 This way. 150 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:33,270 -Are they always like this? -Oh, yes! 151 00:08:33,470 --> 00:08:36,940 And it's been a year, so you can imagine... 152 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:42,610 Oh my God! 153 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:51,160 This is the bridge, 154 00:08:51,330 --> 00:08:52,280 and GPS. 155 00:08:52,450 --> 00:08:55,790 All decisions are made here. 156 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,420 I'll be spending a lot of time here. 157 00:08:58,580 --> 00:08:59,580 Right? 158 00:09:01,170 --> 00:09:03,210 Very important: no smoking aboard. 159 00:09:04,260 --> 00:09:05,670 It's cute, but small. 160 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:07,630 What do you want? 161 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:09,010 Objectively... 162 00:09:09,220 --> 00:09:11,180 Great idea, vacation in a closet! 163 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:12,300 I heard that. 164 00:09:12,470 --> 00:09:14,430 I'm kidding! It's a lovely boat. 165 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:17,940 It's wonderful, my love. 166 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:20,350 Stop touching everything. 167 00:09:21,150 --> 00:09:22,820 No, no, no, no, no. 168 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:24,900 On a boat, everything has its place. 169 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,280 -Don't touch the helm. -No, but no. 170 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:28,490 Order is key. 171 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:32,740 If we start off like this, this trip is gonna be hell. 172 00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:40,620 Just warning you, I may be a pain in the ass. 173 00:09:40,790 --> 00:09:41,420 No joke. 174 00:09:41,830 --> 00:09:44,210 Mayday! The Captain may be a pain. 175 00:09:44,670 --> 00:09:46,920 I repeat, the Captain may be a pain! 176 00:09:48,340 --> 00:09:49,510 Refined, as always. 177 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,350 -Come right in. -OK. 178 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:54,220 Find a spot. 179 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:57,770 It's beautiful! 180 00:09:58,560 --> 00:10:01,230 It hardly even sways! 181 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:07,740 Second salon. The lower lounge and galley. 182 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,400 This is where we eat in bad weather, 183 00:10:10,570 --> 00:10:12,320 and take shelter in case. 184 00:10:12,490 --> 00:10:13,660 In case of trouble. 185 00:10:14,660 --> 00:10:15,780 What trouble? 186 00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:17,080 What's the ax for? 187 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,330 Emergencies. 188 00:10:22,540 --> 00:10:24,460 To cut halyards and lines. 189 00:10:24,630 --> 00:10:25,340 Chak! 190 00:10:25,540 --> 00:10:27,250 -And the bedrooms? -Cabins! 191 00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:29,210 On a boat, we say "cabin." 192 00:10:29,380 --> 00:10:30,800 Follow me, please. 193 00:10:40,730 --> 00:10:41,810 Nice. 194 00:10:41,980 --> 00:10:42,940 Oh wow. 195 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:47,150 The Captain's cabin is the largest. 196 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:49,230 Our little love nest! 197 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,320 Right? 198 00:11:10,510 --> 00:11:13,050 The two guest cabins are over there. 199 00:11:13,220 --> 00:11:15,550 One's a little roomier. 200 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:18,560 Careful with the toilet. Read the instructions. 201 00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:21,560 Your shower's right behind you. 202 00:11:21,770 --> 00:11:24,020 -Enjoy. -Thank you. 203 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:27,860 It's huge! 204 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,440 It's tiny. 205 00:11:29,650 --> 00:11:31,650 It's a kids' room, what do we do? 206 00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:33,820 We can flip for it. 207 00:11:37,950 --> 00:11:39,620 No, take the big one. 208 00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:41,200 OK. 209 00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:46,130 Sorry. You know how she is. 210 00:11:52,210 --> 00:11:55,430 -Settled in? -Yeah, great. 211 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,140 Crap! 212 00:12:02,730 --> 00:12:05,980 Funny, I never pictured him with another woman. 213 00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:08,190 She's gonna be a problem. 214 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,070 -Why? -She's a bitch. 215 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,360 You just met her. 216 00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:15,320 Strike first, strike hard or she'll shit all over us. 217 00:12:15,530 --> 00:12:18,160 Nix the deal, and call me when it's done! 218 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,120 Damn it! 219 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:24,960 You were saying? 220 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,290 Forget it. 221 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:35,050 Sure you don't want this one? 222 00:12:36,050 --> 00:12:39,090 No. On a boat, you get sicker higher up. 223 00:12:40,390 --> 00:12:42,180 Sleeping alone is no vacation! 224 00:12:42,350 --> 00:12:43,720 Oh la la. 225 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,310 Poor little boy, all alone in bed. 226 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:48,810 He wants mommy to tell him a story. 227 00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:53,780 C'mon, it'll be fun. Reminds me of summer camp. 228 00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:55,650 Reminds me of the army. 229 00:12:57,150 --> 00:12:59,570 I'm glad I'm here, but it's a little weird. 230 00:12:59,740 --> 00:13:00,990 See, the top bunk! 231 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:02,080 Not that. 232 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,500 I mean Charlotte. Oh. 233 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,410 Is it really over? 234 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:09,500 He just introduced Daphné, the love of his life. 235 00:13:10,130 --> 00:13:12,090 Charlotte is history. 236 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,800 I still think he could've prepared us. 237 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:18,050 Stop biting your lip. 238 00:13:18,220 --> 00:13:19,590 Sure you want to quit? 239 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,760 Trust me. I can handle it. 240 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,100 No problem. 241 00:14:03,430 --> 00:14:06,680 Number 643. 242 00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:11,150 If you need a hand, I spent five years at the Glénans. 243 00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:15,770 Take the wheel. 244 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,570 No sudden movements, the rest's off-limits. 245 00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:21,160 -OK? -OK. 246 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:25,950 Number 643. 247 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:27,290 How're you, Battistou? 248 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,750 My handsome Captain. Ahh... 249 00:14:38,590 --> 00:14:40,050 It's simple, really. 250 00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:43,510 You just have to remember the sea's a living thing. 251 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,640 My Captain's a poet. 252 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:49,430 Otherwise, it's easy as... 253 00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:51,310 driving a car. 254 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:52,980 Goddamn boat! 255 00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,650 You OK, kitten? 256 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,520 Hey! 257 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,440 No sudden movements! 258 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:01,900 It wasn't me. 259 00:15:02,070 --> 00:15:03,070 You blew the horn. 260 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,780 Don't touch my boat again! 261 00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:07,410 Testy, that Battistou. 262 00:15:07,580 --> 00:15:09,950 Cute name, though. 263 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:11,790 -Think they're an item? -Who? 264 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,120 Gilligan and Ginger? 265 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,590 I bet he's nailing her. 266 00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:20,260 I've heard seafaring women are wild in bed. 267 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,350 -Heard you blew the horn. -Me? 268 00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:30,560 No way. 269 00:15:30,770 --> 00:15:32,350 -Have you spoken? -With who? 270 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:33,520 Take a guess. 271 00:15:33,690 --> 00:15:36,520 Unbelievable! I introduce my new soulmate, 272 00:15:36,690 --> 00:15:37,940 and you mention Charlotte. 273 00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:38,980 Give us a break. 274 00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:40,440 After 20 years, 275 00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:43,200 we can't just forget about her like that! 276 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,820 He's just asking if you've been in touch. 277 00:15:46,030 --> 00:15:48,950 Look, Philippe, I know it's hard for you. 278 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,620 Charlotte's in Provence with friends, period. 279 00:15:51,790 --> 00:15:54,790 I think she's moved on. 280 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,670 He's married, so I didn't... 281 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,210 But he still took me home. 282 00:15:58,380 --> 00:16:00,920 Excuse me. Did you get a sunburn already? 283 00:16:01,550 --> 00:16:03,090 No, I banged my head. 284 00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:04,970 How old's Daphné? 285 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:08,930 She's... 34 years old. 286 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:10,310 Well, then. 287 00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:12,270 What? I'm in love with her. 288 00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:15,140 I haven't felt like this in years. 289 00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:17,440 It's nothing like with Charlotte. 290 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:18,980 It's apples and oranges. 291 00:16:19,190 --> 00:16:22,780 OK, but... We got used to Provence together. 292 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:26,110 20 years of Provence, of crickets chirping... 293 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,320 I was fed up. I've put it behind me. 294 00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:29,990 OK. 295 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:33,950 I'm really glad you came, I mean... 296 00:16:34,830 --> 00:16:36,420 Given the situation... 297 00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:38,170 Others would have ditched me, 298 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:41,090 but no, you're here. Thank you. 299 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,050 Hey, you can't get rid of us so easily. 300 00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:45,840 It's like college orientation, 301 00:16:46,010 --> 00:16:47,510 I have to prove my worth. 302 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,260 Not at all! 303 00:16:49,470 --> 00:16:52,010 As long as Richard's happy... 304 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:55,640 Honestly, in all these years he's never looked so good. 305 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,310 -Really? -Yes. 306 00:16:57,890 --> 00:17:00,270 Thanks to you. It's the Daphné Effect. 307 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:01,520 That's sweet. 308 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:05,150 -Astridou! Set a date yet? -For? 309 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:06,400 Your wedding. 310 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,610 -Phil's so excited. -But I'm not. 311 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:10,620 That's so funny! 312 00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:12,910 -What? -Our bikinis match. 313 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,080 How random! 314 00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,410 We're bikini buddies! 315 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:25,710 Astrid and Charlotte were close, no? 316 00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:27,050 Very. 317 00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:51,990 Battistou, you're great. 318 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,740 Very classy. 319 00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:56,660 I propose a toast to Battistou and Catalina. 320 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:57,750 Cheers! 321 00:17:58,290 --> 00:17:59,040 Cheers. 322 00:17:59,790 --> 00:18:00,460 To you, kitten. 323 00:18:00,670 --> 00:18:04,340 So... The weather's fair, with changing winds. 324 00:18:04,540 --> 00:18:06,840 What will you be using, Battistou? 325 00:18:07,010 --> 00:18:08,010 The Genoa, right? 326 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,590 The engine, initially. 327 00:18:10,970 --> 00:18:12,590 Sure... why not? 328 00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:15,720 Know what a Genoa is? 329 00:18:15,890 --> 00:18:17,270 No, I know the city. 330 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,180 I love it there! 331 00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:21,230 So... 332 00:18:22,730 --> 00:18:26,230 We'll sail past Italy, across the Ligurian Sea, 333 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:29,490 past Capraia, before arriving in Corsica. 334 00:18:29,950 --> 00:18:31,030 A 20-hour trip. 335 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,160 The plane only takes an hour! 336 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,040 So you'll be using the east winds? 337 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,160 No, northwest. 338 00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:40,330 Yeah... 339 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:44,840 Life jackets. 340 00:18:46,420 --> 00:18:47,500 Very important. 341 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:49,800 The life jackets... 342 00:18:49,970 --> 00:18:51,630 In case of trouble. 343 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:53,430 Trouble? 344 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:56,010 Here's how you put it on. 345 00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:57,310 This is yours. 346 00:18:58,390 --> 00:19:01,850 Buckle the waist belt like so. 347 00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:05,400 Adjust the straps here and here. 348 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,650 Pull the yellow tab to inflate. 349 00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:13,660 When I give the order, and only... 350 00:19:14,610 --> 00:19:19,160 Actually... I meant to pull the strap, Battistou. 351 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:24,210 A little team spirit, guys. 352 00:19:40,770 --> 00:19:41,600 Love it. 353 00:19:41,810 --> 00:19:43,690 The knot, best thing since sliced bread! 354 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,440 -I'm stumped. -Me too. 355 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,770 OK, once again... 356 00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:51,190 The snake pops out of the well, 357 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,070 encircles the tree, 358 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,740 and goes back into the well. 359 00:19:56,910 --> 00:19:58,870 I'm totally lost. 360 00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:00,330 Almost there. 361 00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:05,290 And to think this is the first knot we learned at Glénans! 362 00:20:05,460 --> 00:20:06,250 Screw this! 363 00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:08,290 You put the tree in the well, 364 00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:10,550 so your snake can't pop out. 365 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,380 Free your snake! 366 00:20:12,550 --> 00:20:17,300 Let's see now... got it! 367 00:20:17,510 --> 00:20:20,220 So... The well's over the tree. 368 00:20:20,850 --> 00:20:23,430 No, it's beside the snake, babe. 369 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,560 But, stop... 370 00:20:24,730 --> 00:20:26,140 Why is the snake in the well? 371 00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:28,020 Who cares! He pops out, 372 00:20:28,230 --> 00:20:29,730 encircles the tree... 373 00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:30,730 What about a name? 374 00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:33,570 That's the tree you've got. Not the snake. 375 00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:36,030 Ms. Catalina, we're just fine. 376 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,780 There! I've got it, no? 377 00:20:38,990 --> 00:20:40,780 -There you go. Perfect! -Congrats, honey. 378 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:41,910 My first knot! 379 00:20:42,370 --> 00:20:43,620 A superb bowline. 380 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,910 No, it's not corked. 381 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,920 -Think so? -Yes. 382 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,790 It is, it smells funny. 383 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:50,840 It's fine. 384 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000 What do you know? 385 00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:54,090 -Not at all. -Sorry? 386 00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:55,670 Isn't this great? 387 00:20:57,050 --> 00:21:00,350 The nice thing about sunset is everyone looks great. 388 00:21:00,850 --> 00:21:01,560 Wow. 389 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,890 Let's take your photo before it's too late! 390 00:21:04,850 --> 00:21:05,730 Kitten, 391 00:21:05,930 --> 00:21:07,520 sit with my pirate crew. 392 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,520 -Let's go. -My mouth's full. 393 00:21:09,730 --> 00:21:11,570 -Stop it. Look. -Cut it out. Now smile... 394 00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:13,820 -My makeup! -My hair's a mess. 395 00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:16,820 You, too. Look at the camera! 396 00:21:16,990 --> 00:21:20,370 -Astrid! Smile a little. -I am smiling. 397 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:21,830 You! You! You! 398 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,160 No! I hate that. 399 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,290 Where's the mayo? 400 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:30,580 Remember last year's photos in Provence? 401 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,210 When Richard's flash gave us all red-eye. 402 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,670 And Charlotte... 403 00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:39,760 Right. We all had red-eye. 404 00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:45,100 So, the mayo? 405 00:21:45,310 --> 00:21:46,560 -Phil has it. -Nope. 406 00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:49,980 You can't get quiet whenever Charlotte comes up. 407 00:21:50,650 --> 00:21:52,560 We need time. It's not easy. 408 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,570 It's not easy for me either. 409 00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:58,570 Sailing away with a man I met six months ago. 410 00:21:58,740 --> 00:21:59,530 It's a challenge. 411 00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:01,360 Six months and three days. 412 00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:04,490 I propose a mutiny. 413 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:07,290 We'll throw him in the brig! 414 00:22:07,450 --> 00:22:08,370 Bread and mayo! 415 00:22:08,580 --> 00:22:10,790 Speaking of mayo, anyone seen it? 416 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,340 In any case, I'm thrilled. 417 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,250 I mean it. Being one of the gang, 418 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:17,420 I'm thrilled. 419 00:22:17,630 --> 00:22:18,920 I'd wait to be thrilled. 420 00:22:19,090 --> 00:22:20,430 Oh yeah? OK. 421 00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:21,680 Do you have the mayo? 422 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,430 It got passed from Philippe, to Richard, to Carole... 423 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,260 Enough with the mayo! 424 00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:28,310 Let's be frank. 425 00:22:30,310 --> 00:22:31,690 I have the mayo! 426 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,270 -She's funny. -What suspense! 427 00:22:39,490 --> 00:22:42,030 -What's your field? -I'm a surgeon. 428 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,820 Good! I feel safer with a doctor aboard. 429 00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:47,120 -Do you specialize? -In penoplasty. 430 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,250 -What? -It's penis enlargement. 431 00:22:52,460 --> 00:22:53,960 That's how I met Richard. 432 00:23:01,420 --> 00:23:02,800 Gotcha! 433 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:05,220 Eye surgeon. 434 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,770 I said to myself, so... 435 00:23:13,980 --> 00:23:15,310 -Everything OK? -Perfect. 436 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,110 Thanks. Delicious. 437 00:23:19,150 --> 00:23:19,860 Super good. 438 00:23:20,030 --> 00:23:20,940 Not your usual cook. 439 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,110 Is 'fish stick maker' on your face? 440 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:28,910 I'd like to propose a toast to Richard. 441 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:33,000 Speech, speech! 442 00:23:33,210 --> 00:23:34,170 -A speech! -Oh come on! 443 00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:35,540 OK. 444 00:23:36,380 --> 00:23:38,130 Friendship is like the tide, 445 00:23:38,290 --> 00:23:42,090 it has highs and lows, but it's always there. 446 00:23:45,220 --> 00:23:48,760 Thanks for being here with me. I love you all. 447 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,350 Congrats. 448 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,230 What if we put on music and danced? 449 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,060 -Great idea! -No. 450 00:23:56,230 --> 00:23:57,270 -I love dancing. -I... 451 00:24:32,310 --> 00:24:33,310 Gianfranco my God ! 452 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,020 Jeez, we're on vacation! 453 00:24:35,190 --> 00:24:37,230 Astridou, enough! 454 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,860 -Do not make fun of it. -Amazing! Yeah? 455 00:24:40,060 --> 00:24:43,740 It's Gianfranco, her New York designer. 456 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:45,900 You'll see. He's a riot. 457 00:24:48,490 --> 00:24:49,910 What did I tell you? A riot! 458 00:24:50,070 --> 00:24:50,780 Oh my God ! 459 00:24:51,330 --> 00:24:52,990 Whatever, he's gay. 460 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:56,460 Come on ! Come on ! 461 00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,540 Oh Gianfranco... 462 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,500 Hey! Come on, Philippe! 463 00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:05,550 Come on, you big lug. 464 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,470 Smile! 465 00:25:29,780 --> 00:25:31,910 Pick a card, kitten. 466 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:37,290 If you were a porn star, what name would you choose? 467 00:25:37,460 --> 00:25:38,210 Great game. 468 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,040 Pick another card. 469 00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:43,340 No, let Charlotte... 470 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:45,340 Daphné answer. 471 00:25:45,510 --> 00:25:46,760 Let's see... 472 00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:49,800 Daphné de Clito de Vagina. 473 00:25:51,890 --> 00:25:54,100 Carolina Blowall. 474 00:25:55,850 --> 00:25:56,850 I love it. 475 00:25:57,930 --> 00:25:58,850 Very clever. 476 00:25:59,020 --> 00:26:00,060 And you, honey? 477 00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:02,270 Astrid Orgasma. 478 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,980 A clear offer, satisfaction guaranteed. 479 00:26:05,150 --> 00:26:07,150 She's an ad exec. 480 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:09,070 Moving right along. 481 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:10,700 Gilles, pick a card. 482 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:12,620 This one. 483 00:26:13,870 --> 00:26:17,620 Let's see... If you could travel through time 484 00:26:17,830 --> 00:26:21,370 and erase 5 minutes of your past, what would you erase? 485 00:26:24,710 --> 00:26:25,550 Well? 486 00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:29,970 Nothing. Nothing at all. 487 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,550 My turn. 488 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:38,850 What animal would you like to be reincarnated as? 489 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:40,980 -You? A rabbit. -No. No... 490 00:26:41,140 --> 00:26:44,190 Sorry Astrid, you can't say that word on a boat. 491 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:45,360 It's unlucky. 492 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,480 Which word? 493 00:26:46,650 --> 00:26:48,150 The floppy-eared rodent. 494 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:50,030 -In the hare family. -Rabbit! 495 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,030 No! You can't say... 496 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,280 You, superstitious? 497 00:26:53,450 --> 00:26:56,200 Not at all. You just can't say it on a boat. 498 00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:58,910 It's no joke! 499 00:26:59,830 --> 00:27:01,620 Right. Don't say that word. 500 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,710 He's the life of the party. 501 00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:09,210 OK, my turn. 502 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:14,260 Do you still speak to your first love? 503 00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:17,930 I do. 504 00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:19,470 What do you mean? 505 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:20,480 Do I know him? 506 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,730 -Don't get upset. -Yeah! 507 00:27:22,890 --> 00:27:24,310 I'm curious, that's all. 508 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,400 It was ages ago, who cares? 509 00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:30,230 I disagree. A first love stays with you. 510 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,400 The first time's quite a jolt. 511 00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:35,910 So who was this Capt'n Jolt? 512 00:27:36,070 --> 00:27:37,910 It was you, silly! 513 00:27:39,660 --> 00:27:40,540 You goofball. 514 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:42,250 But, OK. 515 00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:45,210 So Gilles was your first? 516 00:27:45,380 --> 00:27:47,250 My first real crush, yeah. 517 00:27:47,420 --> 00:27:48,420 And first experience? 518 00:27:48,590 --> 00:27:50,380 No. Don't be ridiculous! 519 00:27:50,550 --> 00:27:53,550 No, there were lots. My first was 20 years older. 520 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,680 Like me and Richard. 521 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,010 Not that old. 522 00:28:00,350 --> 00:28:01,810 How did you two meet? 523 00:28:02,020 --> 00:28:04,230 She came onto me. Head-on. 524 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,310 But I had the right-of-way. 525 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,110 She ran a stop sign. 526 00:28:08,310 --> 00:28:10,530 We got out of our cars, signed a report. 527 00:28:11,070 --> 00:28:13,240 She was alone, so was I. 528 00:28:14,490 --> 00:28:17,910 We stared at each other, and the rest is history. 529 00:28:18,070 --> 00:28:19,830 It was 25 years ago. 530 00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:22,450 Best accident I ever had. 531 00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:24,500 -You ran a stop sign. -I had priority. 532 00:28:25,460 --> 00:28:29,130 How much money would you need to stop working? 533 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,590 -A million! -A million... 534 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,420 -No, two. -Three and 1/2. 535 00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:37,430 With five, you're set. 536 00:28:38,340 --> 00:28:42,270 Doesn't matter... My girl's loaded, so... 537 00:28:43,020 --> 00:28:45,850 I live like an... old whore. 538 00:28:46,310 --> 00:28:47,770 Isn't that right? 539 00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:51,520 You make 10 times what I do. So I'm a whore. 540 00:28:51,690 --> 00:28:53,610 -An old whore! -Stop, Philippe! 541 00:28:53,780 --> 00:28:55,280 Lay off the booze. 542 00:28:55,490 --> 00:28:56,990 -What ? It's OK? -You should stop... 543 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,700 You should stop, drink some water. 544 00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:00,700 Let him be. It's OK. 545 00:29:01,950 --> 00:29:02,830 He is a whore. 546 00:29:02,990 --> 00:29:05,410 And I'm the cunt with all the dough. 547 00:29:05,580 --> 00:29:08,040 See, she agrees. 548 00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:18,430 Daphné? What do you think, am I a cunt? 549 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:22,060 It's too soon to tell. 550 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:24,890 Money's not everything. 551 00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:27,980 Easy to say with a rich boyfriend. 552 00:29:32,110 --> 00:29:34,610 I dunno if it's verbatim, but... 553 00:29:34,780 --> 00:29:39,780 "This purple robe is but wool dyed with the blood of a shellfish." 554 00:29:43,330 --> 00:29:46,410 Laid bare, things reveal their inner worthlessness. 555 00:29:47,370 --> 00:29:50,120 Marcus Aurelius. So there. 556 00:29:56,670 --> 00:30:00,430 Well, this cunt is going to bed. 557 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:02,220 Well, goodnight. 558 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,100 -Goodnight. -'Night, Astrid. 559 00:30:06,470 --> 00:30:09,270 OK. 560 00:30:11,690 --> 00:30:13,150 I think I'll have some cake. 561 00:30:13,310 --> 00:30:14,070 Anyone else? 562 00:30:14,230 --> 00:30:17,070 A tiny piece, just for the hell of it. 563 00:30:21,070 --> 00:30:22,280 Hear that? 564 00:30:40,050 --> 00:30:40,930 See? 565 00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:43,590 I told you they were an item. 566 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:44,890 Doesn't prove anything. 567 00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:52,560 See you at 10 a.m. for another day at sea. 568 00:30:53,940 --> 00:30:57,020 Goodnight. Babe! 569 00:30:57,190 --> 00:30:58,820 Jackasses! 570 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,030 I bet he's a smoker. 571 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,370 Goodnight. 572 00:31:09,870 --> 00:31:12,080 I bet he's banging her. 573 00:31:16,790 --> 00:31:18,460 Thank God for yoga. 574 00:31:18,630 --> 00:31:19,300 Really? 575 00:31:19,510 --> 00:31:22,590 It keeps me zen, calms my urges. 576 00:31:23,260 --> 00:31:24,720 What urges? 577 00:31:24,890 --> 00:31:29,220 -Like throwing Astrid overboard. -They can hear you! 578 00:31:30,730 --> 00:31:33,560 Sorry, it must have been a rough evening. 579 00:31:33,770 --> 00:31:36,650 You seemed distant. Detached. 580 00:31:36,860 --> 00:31:37,940 My friends are hard work. 581 00:31:38,110 --> 00:31:39,110 I see. 582 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,780 I wonder if this trip was a good idea. 583 00:31:41,990 --> 00:31:43,700 Give them time to adjust. 584 00:31:43,910 --> 00:31:45,950 45 years isn't long enough? 585 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,030 They kept mentioning Charlotte. 586 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,370 That's normal. I thought they took it well. 587 00:31:51,580 --> 00:31:53,710 Except for Astrid, but... 588 00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:57,540 You're a little blunt: "Here's my new girl, deal with it." 589 00:31:57,710 --> 00:32:02,170 The problem with old friends is you only see their flaws. 590 00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:05,550 Ask me why we're friends, and I couldn't tell you. 591 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,220 -You love them. -That's a given. I love them. 592 00:32:10,390 --> 00:32:12,770 But they can be a real pain. Yikes! 593 00:32:12,980 --> 00:32:15,350 And you... Do you love me? 594 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,810 Yes. More than you. 595 00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:18,770 Really? 596 00:32:18,940 --> 00:32:20,690 More than me? No way! 597 00:32:20,860 --> 00:32:23,240 No, I looove you. 598 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,610 I looove you. 599 00:32:26,660 --> 00:32:30,790 -I love you this much. -No, I love you... this much. 600 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:37,000 -Are you OK? -I'm fine! 601 00:32:43,460 --> 00:32:46,300 -What's on your mind? -A camel. 602 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:51,010 In a few weeks, you'll be over the cravings. 603 00:32:51,810 --> 00:32:55,060 And I'm here for you, honey. I love you. 604 00:32:55,230 --> 00:32:56,350 I know. 605 00:32:59,980 --> 00:33:02,730 -Daphné's sweet. -Very. 606 00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:05,820 We must seem so old to her. 607 00:33:05,990 --> 00:33:08,530 -Old? -Me, I look the oldest. 608 00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:10,950 Hey! Don't start with that. 609 00:33:13,740 --> 00:33:16,160 Everyone needs ugly friends. 610 00:33:16,370 --> 00:33:18,210 It raises self-esteem. 611 00:33:18,420 --> 00:33:21,170 You may be balding, but you're much sexier. 612 00:33:21,340 --> 00:33:22,960 You're just flattering me. 613 00:33:23,170 --> 00:33:25,720 No, I really think so. 614 00:33:28,090 --> 00:33:29,640 Should we call the kids? 615 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:32,470 What for? Let them be. 616 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:36,060 I'm the one who needs attention. Top bunk? 617 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:37,640 -No way. -Yes. 618 00:33:37,810 --> 00:33:39,400 No, it's too dangerous. 619 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,520 We're fine here. Now put your hand on my... 620 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:44,900 Oh well say so! 621 00:33:51,870 --> 00:33:52,950 -You OK? -But, OK. I'm OK. 622 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:54,410 Did you hurt yourself? 623 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,790 Yeah, I bumped my head. 624 00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,420 And there, too. 625 00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:02,960 My goodness, there's a lot of swelling! 626 00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:06,380 I should never have come. 627 00:34:06,590 --> 00:34:10,550 Another scene like tonight, and I hop the first flight to NY! 628 00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:13,640 I have work to do! And your buddies... 629 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:17,770 I'd like to remind you, they're not "my" buddies, 630 00:34:17,930 --> 00:34:19,440 but "our" friends. 631 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:20,770 And that bitch. 632 00:34:20,980 --> 00:34:23,520 She can put Marcus Aurelius you know where! 633 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:27,610 What are you doing? 634 00:34:27,780 --> 00:34:31,530 I'm trying to make love to my girl. 635 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,280 I guess it can't hurt. 636 00:34:37,410 --> 00:34:39,210 Be quick about it, I'm beat. 637 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,220 Shut up! 638 00:35:21,830 --> 00:35:23,790 Sure you don't need a hand? 639 00:35:26,630 --> 00:35:28,880 Because I could have done that. 640 00:35:30,010 --> 00:35:32,800 Relax. He'll give you more important tasks. 641 00:35:36,350 --> 00:35:37,350 Well? 642 00:35:39,010 --> 00:35:41,480 -You've lost weight? -No. 643 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,190 -You've gained weight? -Not that either. 644 00:35:47,060 --> 00:35:47,770 You slept badly. 645 00:35:48,650 --> 00:35:49,900 Not much, but... 646 00:35:50,070 --> 00:35:52,610 I bet it was Battistou's guitar. 647 00:35:52,820 --> 00:35:55,160 I'll show him who's boss. 648 00:35:58,580 --> 00:35:59,620 Battistou? 649 00:36:02,620 --> 00:36:03,830 Yes? 650 00:36:04,460 --> 00:36:06,960 I'd like to discuss... 651 00:36:07,130 --> 00:36:08,090 What? 652 00:36:10,300 --> 00:36:11,630 Your guitar. 653 00:36:13,590 --> 00:36:15,180 You like music? 654 00:36:15,380 --> 00:36:18,600 Yes! Yes, I'm a big... 655 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,890 We're big music fans. 656 00:36:21,060 --> 00:36:21,890 That's right. 657 00:36:22,060 --> 00:36:24,140 Music fans are sensitive people. 658 00:36:24,310 --> 00:36:27,020 You're quite right, we're very sensitive. 659 00:36:27,190 --> 00:36:30,270 I come off as cold or unsympathetic. 660 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:31,780 Not at all! 661 00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:33,530 But music makes me happy... 662 00:36:34,700 --> 00:36:35,990 and brings out my soft side. 663 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,870 Then keep playing, Battistou. 664 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,410 Keep playing music. 665 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:51,550 -You showed him. -What do you want? 666 00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:57,680 -Sleep well? -Not a lot, but well. 667 00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,050 And the waves? 668 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,100 They were calming. 669 00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:02,810 And Battistou's concert? 670 00:37:03,020 --> 00:37:05,230 I loved it. I found it romantic. 671 00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:09,650 -And the sea air... -What about it? 672 00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:10,940 I don't know... 673 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,860 The iodine, the salt, the wind. Aphrodisiacs, I guess. 674 00:37:15,070 --> 00:37:16,110 Gilles and me both. 675 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:16,990 No way! 676 00:37:17,150 --> 00:37:18,280 I swear. All night. 677 00:37:18,450 --> 00:37:20,530 On the bottom bunk, the top bunk, 678 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:22,740 in the shower... 679 00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:25,960 No offense, but I didn't see Gilles that way. 680 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,370 Gilles? Smoke-free, he's an animal. 681 00:37:28,540 --> 00:37:31,040 -I'm exhausted. -Really? 682 00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:36,920 Forgive me for last night, I had too much to drink. 683 00:37:37,090 --> 00:37:38,380 As for Astrid... 684 00:37:38,550 --> 00:37:40,260 She'll warm up. 685 00:37:40,430 --> 00:37:42,300 It's not that big a deal. 686 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:45,770 It always takes her a few days to adjust. 687 00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:47,600 Today will be better. 688 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:52,440 Hey, Astridou! How about some coffee? 689 00:37:52,610 --> 00:37:53,650 Did you sleep well? 690 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,280 -Does it hurt? -A little, yeah. 691 00:38:03,450 --> 00:38:05,370 It'll turn a hideous purple. 692 00:38:07,710 --> 00:38:10,750 Laid bare, things reveal their inner worthlessness. 693 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:11,670 Marcus Aurelius. 694 00:38:16,670 --> 00:38:17,720 Look, Astrid... 695 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,510 I don't want us to ruin each other's vacation. 696 00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:22,340 We have two options: 697 00:38:22,510 --> 00:38:25,970 clear the air, or politely ignore each other. 698 00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:28,390 Option 2. 699 00:38:39,190 --> 00:38:40,740 I said a few days. 700 00:39:05,930 --> 00:39:07,970 How old are your kids? 701 00:39:08,140 --> 00:39:11,440 Boris is 17, and Lucas 24. They're grown-up. 702 00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:16,440 -You? -What about me? 703 00:39:16,610 --> 00:39:18,690 -Got any kids? -No. 704 00:39:20,030 --> 00:39:21,860 -Want them? -Oh, yes! 705 00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:34,000 You jackass! 706 00:39:34,170 --> 00:39:35,540 Have a look! 707 00:39:35,710 --> 00:39:38,420 Knowing what's down there makes me worried. 708 00:39:38,590 --> 00:39:39,800 Everything worries you! 709 00:39:41,220 --> 00:39:42,720 I'm going fishing, what'll it be? 710 00:39:42,930 --> 00:39:45,140 A lobster, a coffee, and the check. 711 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:47,970 Lobster, coffee, check. Coming right up! 712 00:39:49,850 --> 00:39:50,850 Be right back. 713 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,150 12 years old. 714 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,440 I think he looks happy. 715 00:39:58,610 --> 00:40:01,070 With you, Carole, it's all going swimmingly. 716 00:40:05,660 --> 00:40:07,990 Was that papaya juice this morning? 717 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,540 I don't know. Why? 718 00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:13,370 I have a food... 719 00:40:13,540 --> 00:40:15,750 intolerance to papaya. 720 00:40:16,210 --> 00:40:18,340 -It's not your day! -I'll be fine! 721 00:40:23,470 --> 00:40:24,090 Gilles? 722 00:40:25,260 --> 00:40:26,220 Gilles? 723 00:40:28,550 --> 00:40:30,060 -It disappeared. -So what? 724 00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:32,470 Have fun like me! 725 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:35,560 -Isn't this great? -I've known worse. 726 00:40:35,770 --> 00:40:37,020 We've been friends 50 years! 727 00:40:37,190 --> 00:40:39,110 Do you realize? 728 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:41,070 We've come a long way. 729 00:40:46,950 --> 00:40:49,410 Hey... I wanted to ask... 730 00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:50,530 Yeah? 731 00:40:53,580 --> 00:40:54,790 Battistou! 732 00:40:55,410 --> 00:40:57,790 Battistou! 733 00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:00,000 Battistou! 734 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:01,800 Crap! 735 00:41:03,210 --> 00:41:06,300 -What's going on? -The boat's too far away! 736 00:41:06,470 --> 00:41:08,220 I can't swim to it. 737 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,680 -Are you OK, kitten? -It's the papaya. 738 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:18,480 What the... Battistou! 739 00:41:18,650 --> 00:41:19,810 Battistou, get over here! 740 00:41:20,310 --> 00:41:22,400 I'm expecting a call! 741 00:41:22,570 --> 00:41:24,900 Calm down, we're not in any danger. 742 00:41:25,070 --> 00:41:28,950 Stay here. I'll swim to the boat, and come back for you. 743 00:41:29,110 --> 00:41:30,660 It's too far, Richard. 744 00:41:30,870 --> 00:41:32,620 It's at least 700 yards. 745 00:41:32,790 --> 00:41:33,490 So? 746 00:41:33,660 --> 00:41:36,750 You may feel 20, but your body knows better. 747 00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,040 It won't make it that far! 748 00:41:39,210 --> 00:41:40,420 I'll be back. 749 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,300 -Careful, babe. -Don't worry. 750 00:41:47,930 --> 00:41:49,470 Battistou, goddamnit! 751 00:42:06,990 --> 00:42:09,070 Battistou! 752 00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,120 Battistou! 753 00:42:15,660 --> 00:42:17,250 Battistou! 754 00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:19,920 Battistou! 755 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,290 Battistou! 756 00:42:22,460 --> 00:42:23,750 What's going on? 757 00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:27,420 Beauty and the Beast are leaving us to die! 758 00:42:27,630 --> 00:42:29,760 Maybe they're napping. 759 00:42:29,970 --> 00:42:31,220 At 10 a.m? 760 00:42:31,390 --> 00:42:33,510 Now that's my kind of nap! 761 00:42:34,140 --> 00:42:35,390 We're gonna die! 762 00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,220 Sounds like hypothermia. 763 00:42:37,390 --> 00:42:38,600 Float on your back. 764 00:42:38,810 --> 00:42:40,690 -Not at all. -No, she should keep moving. 765 00:42:40,850 --> 00:42:42,400 Should I move or not? 766 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,070 Something brushed my leg! 767 00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:49,190 It's nothing... a piece of seaweed. 768 00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:52,660 What's that over there? 769 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:57,620 Over there! It looks like... A fin. 770 00:42:57,790 --> 00:42:59,290 No, no, no. 771 00:42:59,450 --> 00:43:01,960 -The fin of a... shark? -No, no. 772 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:03,750 It's coming toward us! 773 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:07,340 There are no Mediterranean sharks. Except in shallow water. 774 00:43:07,550 --> 00:43:10,260 -This is shallow! -What do you know? 775 00:43:10,470 --> 00:43:12,470 Astrid, it's not a shark, OK? 776 00:43:12,630 --> 00:43:14,800 Are you sure, kitten? 777 00:43:14,970 --> 00:43:16,890 From here it looks very shark-like. 778 00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:18,100 Are you bleeding? 779 00:43:18,270 --> 00:43:21,690 -They're drawn to blood. -Get away or it'll eat us. 780 00:43:21,850 --> 00:43:23,480 This is no time to panic. 781 00:43:23,690 --> 00:43:26,480 When is a good time to panic? 782 00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:27,770 Phil, your spear! 783 00:43:27,940 --> 00:43:30,030 As soon as it's in view, use it! 784 00:43:30,190 --> 00:43:32,820 It's useless, I'll hardly scratch it. 785 00:43:32,990 --> 00:43:35,780 In that case, let's make noise and scare it off. 786 00:43:56,260 --> 00:43:59,180 It's my flipper! I lost it. 787 00:43:59,350 --> 00:44:01,180 Very clever. 788 00:44:04,350 --> 00:44:05,900 Here is the other one. 789 00:44:07,810 --> 00:44:10,730 Stop the boat, please! 790 00:44:12,490 --> 00:44:13,820 So Captain Richard... 791 00:44:14,530 --> 00:44:16,240 -Aquafit class? -Funny. 792 00:44:16,410 --> 00:44:19,120 You forgot to tell me. Big mistake. 793 00:44:19,330 --> 00:44:21,290 True, not a smart move. 794 00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:23,160 And you went to sailing school? 795 00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:28,290 Let's go. 796 00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:31,670 Catalina's making coffee. Full-bodied! 797 00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:33,720 After you, Astrid. 798 00:44:36,510 --> 00:44:38,760 I feel like he's mocking us. 799 00:44:38,930 --> 00:44:40,180 No! He's kidding. 800 00:44:40,390 --> 00:44:43,730 "Full-bodied" because he's big and athletic. 801 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,190 Where were you? It's been an hour! 802 00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:51,940 Bad news. 803 00:44:52,110 --> 00:44:54,190 -What is it? -Storm warning. 804 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,700 We'll take shelter in Capucci. 805 00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:58,200 An island to the east. 806 00:44:58,410 --> 00:45:01,910 Careful, Daphné! 807 00:45:02,580 --> 00:45:05,160 -OK, kitten? -What do you think? 808 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,210 She slipped. 809 00:45:09,420 --> 00:45:11,710 -Oh. -Fuck. 810 00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:12,800 Go on, push harder. 811 00:45:14,380 --> 00:45:16,680 I hate this goddamn boat! 812 00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:19,760 Here. 813 00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,640 -Thanks for helping! -Whatever! 814 00:45:25,850 --> 00:45:27,810 So what's tomorrow's agenda? 815 00:45:27,980 --> 00:45:30,810 Jellyfish attack and kitchen fire? 816 00:45:30,980 --> 00:45:33,280 This is no time to complain. 817 00:45:34,570 --> 00:45:35,490 Why the long face? 818 00:45:37,110 --> 00:45:38,660 There's a storm coming. 819 00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:39,870 Crap! 820 00:45:40,030 --> 00:45:43,620 I'll put away my flippers and dry off. 821 00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:22,820 Ever sailed through that? 822 00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:25,830 It's just a little squall. 823 00:46:41,970 --> 00:46:45,060 Go, bearing 110. 824 00:46:45,220 --> 00:46:46,060 Bearing 110. 825 00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:29,310 -You want? -No, thanks. 826 00:47:36,980 --> 00:47:38,020 Coffee. 827 00:47:39,150 --> 00:47:41,190 And cookies to settle your stomach. 828 00:47:41,740 --> 00:47:44,820 Sure, I love these little cookies. 829 00:47:45,030 --> 00:47:47,370 -Ms. Astrid, coffee? -Yes, please. 830 00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:52,960 Thank you. 831 00:47:57,380 --> 00:48:01,260 -Is your chin OK? -It's rock solid. 832 00:48:01,460 --> 00:48:03,800 Last year I hit it on a trunk, and it was fine. 833 00:48:06,050 --> 00:48:08,510 -Luck's not on your side. -Nope. 834 00:48:24,530 --> 00:48:26,910 Honey, the sea air agrees with you. 835 00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:28,410 You look great. 836 00:48:28,580 --> 00:48:30,080 Like a new man. 837 00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:30,870 Think so? 838 00:48:33,370 --> 00:48:34,790 Jeez, you're pale. 839 00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,040 How about a snack? 840 00:48:37,210 --> 00:48:40,500 What if I fixed you a salami sandwich? 841 00:48:40,670 --> 00:48:41,630 Or cheese? 842 00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:44,760 Carole! Thanks, but I'm fine right here. 843 00:48:44,930 --> 00:48:46,760 I'm losing service. 844 00:48:47,260 --> 00:48:48,390 It'll only get worse. 845 00:48:48,550 --> 00:48:51,970 -Why do you say that? -No reason. 846 00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:57,730 We need help on deck! Let's go. 847 00:48:57,900 --> 00:48:59,560 No, I got this. 848 00:49:03,780 --> 00:49:07,360 These little apricots! Yum! 849 00:49:25,670 --> 00:49:28,090 Having fun, Goldilocks? 850 00:49:28,260 --> 00:49:29,930 I don't understand. 851 00:49:30,140 --> 00:49:32,560 You don't? Oh, how adorable! 852 00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:35,230 And if I bitch-slap you, how about then? 853 00:49:38,060 --> 00:49:39,190 Watch out. 854 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,340 Shit. 855 00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:20,480 Go on, landlubbers! 856 00:50:20,650 --> 00:50:23,230 Let's see some sweat! 857 00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,860 I hope it's not me he's barking at. 858 00:50:26,030 --> 00:50:28,190 Don't take it personally. 859 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:31,570 No egos in sailing. It's about efficiency. 860 00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:35,910 Capt'n Richard! Faster! Crank that winch! 861 00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,200 ?missing dual speaker Efficiency! 862 00:50:38,370 --> 00:50:39,370 Mr. Philippe! 863 00:50:39,540 --> 00:50:41,040 Come with me. 864 00:50:41,710 --> 00:50:43,380 Sorry, the boss is calling. 865 00:51:04,190 --> 00:51:06,110 Crank, lazy ass! 866 00:51:08,610 --> 00:51:10,780 Crank, crank... 867 00:51:10,990 --> 00:51:15,200 -Who wants a cookie? Richard? -No. 868 00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:23,670 Philippe, a cookie? 869 00:51:23,830 --> 00:51:25,840 Put a lid on it, Carole! 870 00:51:38,770 --> 00:51:39,720 Yes? 871 00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,900 I was there 10 years ago. It was hard. Very hard. 872 00:51:50,530 --> 00:51:52,450 I even smoked Q-tips once. 873 00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:55,910 The patch works best. 874 00:51:59,790 --> 00:52:00,790 Want one? 875 00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:05,460 No thanks, I... I'll manage. 876 00:52:06,420 --> 00:52:07,670 They all say that. 877 00:52:08,670 --> 00:52:10,760 We need you on deck. It's getting worse. 878 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:11,840 Oh? 879 00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:20,270 Crap, crap! The toilet's clogged. 880 00:52:21,810 --> 00:52:23,560 For fuck's sake! 881 00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:29,820 Are you OK, kitten? 882 00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:37,620 Guess she doesn't have her sea legs. 883 00:52:37,820 --> 00:52:40,160 She should eat, she'd feel better. 884 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,250 -The toilet won't flush. -What? 885 00:52:45,420 --> 00:52:47,500 The shitter's clogged! 886 00:52:47,670 --> 00:52:49,090 What did you do? 887 00:52:49,290 --> 00:52:51,340 Someone didn't follow instructions. 888 00:52:51,550 --> 00:52:54,380 It wasn't me! 889 00:52:58,140 --> 00:53:03,060 This can't be happening! I have no service! 890 00:53:03,220 --> 00:53:05,730 I demand that whoever clogged the toilet 891 00:53:05,890 --> 00:53:07,600 confess immediately. 892 00:53:07,770 --> 00:53:09,150 If not Daphné, who? 893 00:53:09,310 --> 00:53:10,270 Take over, Carole. 894 00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:11,320 Thanks! 895 00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:12,860 Why not Daphné? 896 00:53:13,030 --> 00:53:14,530 It's not like her. 897 00:53:15,030 --> 00:53:16,200 It couldn't be her. 898 00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:17,700 She doesn't pee? 899 00:53:17,860 --> 00:53:20,450 -Hey, watch it! -Calm down. 900 00:53:20,660 --> 00:53:22,290 We have to get back! 901 00:53:22,830 --> 00:53:25,790 Go ahead then. Call a cab! 902 00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:27,500 I have no service! 903 00:53:27,670 --> 00:53:29,040 How will you survive? 904 00:53:29,210 --> 00:53:29,830 Don't start. 905 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:33,340 Go flirt with Goldilocks. I'm expecting an important call! 906 00:53:33,550 --> 00:53:35,510 All your calls are important! 907 00:53:35,670 --> 00:53:39,140 If you played with him half the time you played with your phone, 908 00:53:39,340 --> 00:53:42,310 he wouldn't hit on cooks. 909 00:53:42,510 --> 00:53:45,020 -You whined to them your friends! -OK, do as you always do. 910 00:53:45,230 --> 00:53:48,190 Then do what you always do, call your paralegal 911 00:53:48,390 --> 00:53:50,270 and have a quickie at the Ritz. 912 00:53:53,860 --> 00:53:55,650 What? Didn't everyone know? 913 00:53:55,820 --> 00:53:57,740 Excuse me, I'm new so... 914 00:53:57,900 --> 00:54:01,200 What, should I stay home building bookshelves? 915 00:54:01,870 --> 00:54:02,910 You were right. 916 00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:04,410 Next time don't come. 917 00:54:04,870 --> 00:54:07,000 The worst is I still believe in us. 918 00:54:07,540 --> 00:54:09,960 I meant this to be fun, to bring us closer. 919 00:54:10,170 --> 00:54:12,750 But you're not here. You're never here! 920 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:15,420 What do you want? To leave me? 921 00:54:15,590 --> 00:54:18,420 Then say it. Say you don't love me anymore! 922 00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:19,720 Say it! 923 00:54:19,930 --> 00:54:20,840 Guys, guys... 924 00:54:21,010 --> 00:54:21,930 Enough out of you! 925 00:54:22,390 --> 00:54:24,470 Eat your cookies and shut up! 926 00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:26,470 Don't talk to her like that. 927 00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,730 You sure as hell don't. 928 00:54:28,940 --> 00:54:31,600 -What's that mean? -You're a loser! 929 00:54:31,770 --> 00:54:33,150 She's bored stiff. 930 00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:35,480 That's why she eats so much! 931 00:54:35,690 --> 00:54:39,070 My God, you're dull. A corpse is more fun than you! 932 00:54:39,240 --> 00:54:40,950 You're already dead! 933 00:54:42,660 --> 00:54:43,990 Now, kids... 934 00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:47,370 -Cut it out! -Astrid, stop! 935 00:54:47,540 --> 00:54:49,000 Talk! 936 00:54:49,210 --> 00:54:50,920 -Get off me! -Break it up! 937 00:54:51,750 --> 00:54:53,750 -Let her go. -I'll kill her! 938 00:54:59,380 --> 00:55:00,130 Stop it, my kids. 939 00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:02,680 Stop! Both of you. 940 00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,140 You don't fucking talk to me like that! Bitch! 941 00:55:05,310 --> 00:55:07,430 Let's talk! I beg you. 942 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:08,520 Stop. 943 00:55:11,350 --> 00:55:12,560 Bitch. 944 00:55:22,410 --> 00:55:23,490 Fuck. 945 00:55:24,490 --> 00:55:25,620 What did you do? 946 00:55:25,780 --> 00:55:26,870 Grab the halyard! 947 00:55:27,330 --> 00:55:28,660 -Grab! -Grab the halyard! 948 00:55:28,830 --> 00:55:30,290 Watch out, Battistou! 949 00:55:50,850 --> 00:55:53,020 He weighs a ton. 950 00:55:54,020 --> 00:55:55,560 Careful. Easy does it. 951 00:55:55,770 --> 00:55:57,400 -Where do we put him? -In your cabin. 952 00:55:57,570 --> 00:55:58,980 -Why ours? -It's closer. 953 00:55:59,150 --> 00:56:00,190 Smaller, too. 954 00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:01,400 Put him in mine. 955 00:56:01,570 --> 00:56:02,570 Battistou! 956 00:56:02,740 --> 00:56:05,030 What's wrong? What happened? 957 00:56:05,490 --> 00:56:07,740 -What happened? -Let go, dammit! 958 00:56:07,910 --> 00:56:09,990 Don't worry, your lover will be OK. 959 00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:12,460 He's my brother! It's all your fault. 960 00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,170 You morons have no business on a boat! 961 00:56:15,380 --> 00:56:18,340 Insult me all you want, but please step aside! 962 00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,300 Back off now, Catalina. 963 00:56:21,630 --> 00:56:22,300 Watch it! 964 00:56:24,590 --> 00:56:26,180 What the hell was that for? 965 00:56:27,180 --> 00:56:28,970 So that's not OK? Screw this! 966 00:56:29,470 --> 00:56:31,020 Let's keep moving. 967 00:56:31,220 --> 00:56:32,810 -Slowly slowly. -Warning! 968 00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,140 Gently. 969 00:56:35,350 --> 00:56:36,980 -Watch out! -No, you watch out! 970 00:56:37,150 --> 00:56:38,650 Let's not bump his head again. 971 00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:40,610 Attention. 972 00:56:40,820 --> 00:56:42,570 You think he'll wake up? 973 00:56:44,950 --> 00:56:46,950 -Is it serious? -No, he's tough. 974 00:56:47,490 --> 00:56:48,660 Right, Daphné? 975 00:56:52,950 --> 00:56:54,120 Shit. 976 00:57:24,650 --> 00:57:27,410 The Scolapasta here, do you copy? 977 00:57:27,610 --> 00:57:29,660 -Come in. -Oh shit. 978 00:57:32,330 --> 00:57:33,410 This is... 979 00:57:44,550 --> 00:57:45,550 Is he operable? 980 00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:48,130 I'm an ophthalmologist... 981 00:57:48,970 --> 00:57:50,680 I can dress his wound. 982 00:57:50,850 --> 00:57:53,640 There's no cause for alarm. Help's on the way. 983 00:57:56,390 --> 00:57:59,690 What was a spear doing lodged in my radio? 984 00:57:59,850 --> 00:58:01,310 Mind explaining that? 985 00:58:02,570 --> 00:58:04,400 How should I know? 986 00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:07,530 We'll see later. 987 00:58:07,740 --> 00:58:09,860 Just wondering, who's driving? 988 00:58:21,790 --> 00:58:23,380 Secure the boom. 989 00:58:23,540 --> 00:58:26,380 -The thing that fell? -Raise it again. 990 00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:44,480 Come on! 991 00:58:48,610 --> 00:58:49,820 Keep going! 992 00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:55,620 -Secure the line. -OK. 993 00:58:55,790 --> 00:58:57,200 Good, come. 994 00:59:13,390 --> 00:59:15,260 Is this the right direction? 995 00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:18,020 She's right. Shouldn't we go that way? 996 00:59:18,220 --> 00:59:20,810 No. We were headed south. 997 00:59:20,980 --> 00:59:22,600 Well, it's not that way. 998 00:59:22,770 --> 00:59:24,400 We'll lie low till it blows over. 999 00:59:24,810 --> 00:59:26,570 Where exactly? 1000 00:59:26,730 --> 00:59:29,400 Battistou mentioned an island... 1001 00:59:29,610 --> 00:59:33,910 -"Cap" something. -Well that's a relief. 1002 00:59:34,070 --> 00:59:36,120 I'm going inside, if that's OK. 1003 00:59:36,780 --> 00:59:39,250 Take the helm. 1004 00:59:39,410 --> 00:59:41,290 Lucky dog! 1005 00:59:45,710 --> 00:59:47,420 -We should talk. -Feeling better? 1006 00:59:47,630 --> 00:59:50,590 It's Battistou. He's still unconscious. 1007 00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:53,430 What can we do? There's no phone, no radio. 1008 00:59:53,590 --> 00:59:55,390 After the storm, we'll hospitalize him. 1009 00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:58,850 You don't get it. A hemorrhage could be fatal. 1010 00:59:59,770 --> 01:00:02,020 Richard, did you hear me? 1011 01:00:02,230 --> 01:00:04,270 Yes, I heard you. 1012 01:00:12,070 --> 01:00:14,410 Astrid, open up for God's sake! 1013 01:00:14,570 --> 01:00:16,280 In port, to disembark. 1014 01:00:17,450 --> 01:00:19,830 Do us a favor and disembark now! 1015 01:00:19,990 --> 01:00:21,330 I heard that! 1016 01:00:21,450 --> 01:00:23,710 What good is drinking a bottle of rum? 1017 01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:25,920 You hate it, you can't stomach it. 1018 01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:27,210 Why not? 1019 01:00:27,380 --> 01:00:29,670 We hate and still stomach each other. 1020 01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:32,510 That's not what I meant! 1021 01:00:32,670 --> 01:00:34,970 -Astrid, open up! -No! 1022 01:00:35,180 --> 01:00:37,930 Turn, turn! Steer into the waves. 1023 01:00:38,100 --> 01:00:39,510 Steer into the waves. 1024 01:00:41,430 --> 01:00:42,850 Into the waves? 1025 01:00:43,020 --> 01:00:44,100 They're everywhere! 1026 01:00:44,270 --> 01:00:46,600 The big ones, honey. Those, there! 1027 01:00:46,770 --> 01:00:48,400 I'd like to see you try. 1028 01:00:49,020 --> 01:00:50,070 What do you think? 1029 01:00:50,230 --> 01:00:52,150 That my job is easy? 1030 01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:54,400 Being a woman in a man's world? 1031 01:00:54,570 --> 01:00:56,110 You think it's easy? 1032 01:00:56,910 --> 01:00:59,330 If I don't strike first, they will. 1033 01:00:59,530 --> 01:01:01,790 You wouldn't believe those assholes! 1034 01:01:01,950 --> 01:01:04,250 It's a pissing contest. 1035 01:01:04,410 --> 01:01:05,960 "Look, we're men!" 1036 01:01:07,420 --> 01:01:10,710 I have no choice. I have to squeeze and squeeze hard. 1037 01:01:11,710 --> 01:01:13,460 "Ouch, it hurts." Damn right it hurts! 1038 01:01:13,630 --> 01:01:15,420 Of course they hate me. 1039 01:01:15,590 --> 01:01:17,550 But I have no choice. 1040 01:01:18,510 --> 01:01:20,640 "Yeah, go men!" 1041 01:01:20,810 --> 01:01:22,810 GPS! 1042 01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:27,190 Where the hell's the fucking GPS manual? 1043 01:01:27,940 --> 01:01:29,690 G-P-fucking-S! 1044 01:01:29,860 --> 01:01:33,280 G-P-fucking... manual.... GPS... 1045 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:37,530 Here it is! GPS! 1046 01:01:37,700 --> 01:01:40,280 But the print's tiny and in English! 1047 01:01:40,450 --> 01:01:41,450 How is he? 1048 01:01:41,620 --> 01:01:43,450 Stable. How should I know? 1049 01:01:43,620 --> 01:01:44,620 Is Gilles alone? 1050 01:01:44,790 --> 01:01:47,420 What do you want? We have to find the island! 1051 01:01:47,580 --> 01:01:49,040 Are you deaf, Richard? 1052 01:01:49,210 --> 01:01:50,880 We're all going to die! 1053 01:01:52,210 --> 01:01:55,090 No! No one's going to die! 1054 01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:56,670 It's in English! 1055 01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:59,300 What do you want me to do? 1056 01:01:59,470 --> 01:02:00,850 Bad seat, huh? 1057 01:02:01,010 --> 01:02:02,970 They're all bad seats. 1058 01:02:03,140 --> 01:02:04,560 Is Gilles at the helm? 1059 01:02:04,770 --> 01:02:06,770 -I'm Gilles! -Then who is? 1060 01:02:06,980 --> 01:02:09,020 -Carole. -Does she know how? 1061 01:02:09,190 --> 01:02:10,980 She has her moped license. 1062 01:02:11,190 --> 01:02:13,520 It's official, we're doomed. 1063 01:02:14,110 --> 01:02:16,280 -Anyone speak English? -Astrid. 1064 01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:18,400 -Fuck off! -Good idea. 1065 01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:26,080 You're not driving a Prius! 1066 01:02:26,250 --> 01:02:28,910 This rocks! 1067 01:02:30,330 --> 01:02:32,040 And it's not that hard. 1068 01:02:34,380 --> 01:02:36,800 It'd be nice to know where we're going though. 1069 01:02:42,850 --> 01:02:46,140 The waves are getting bigger! Awesome! 1070 01:02:46,310 --> 01:02:47,520 Shit! 1071 01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:49,390 Nothing but water! 1072 01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:50,440 Did you find it? 1073 01:02:51,900 --> 01:02:53,440 Yeah, there it is. 1074 01:02:53,610 --> 01:02:56,820 There. 1075 01:02:58,610 --> 01:03:00,740 It's here. 1076 01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:03,990 The Isle of Capucci. 1077 01:03:06,830 --> 01:03:08,160 Isn't that it, there? 1078 01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:13,380 There's definitely an island there. 1079 01:03:13,580 --> 01:03:17,670 Yeah... like I said... Over there. 1080 01:03:42,610 --> 01:03:43,990 Reverse engines. 1081 01:03:47,910 --> 01:03:50,960 That's enough. 1082 01:04:04,890 --> 01:04:06,430 Did you secure the anchor? 1083 01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:09,390 Soon as it clears, we go back out. 1084 01:04:10,310 --> 01:04:12,100 Don't worry, Richard. 1085 01:04:43,130 --> 01:04:44,130 Are we safe? 1086 01:04:44,590 --> 01:04:46,510 We're away from the wind and rocks. 1087 01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:48,430 It's bumpy, but we're safe! 1088 01:04:50,310 --> 01:04:51,680 If the wind changes? 1089 01:04:51,850 --> 01:04:55,140 We'll go to the other side of the island. 1090 01:04:55,770 --> 01:04:57,610 Come eat! Carole made pasta. 1091 01:04:58,020 --> 01:04:59,110 I'm not hungry. 1092 01:05:26,550 --> 01:05:28,430 Is the guitar necessary? 1093 01:05:29,430 --> 01:05:31,140 Maybe it'll wake him up. 1094 01:05:31,310 --> 01:05:32,680 Anyway, it can't hurt. 1095 01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:37,650 -What now? -What now? It's pretty obvious. 1096 01:05:37,810 --> 01:05:40,270 We can't go out in a storm. 1097 01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:43,360 We have to leave now, rain or shine. 1098 01:05:43,570 --> 01:05:44,900 I agree with Daphné. 1099 01:05:45,490 --> 01:05:47,780 Me too! Screw this stupid trip! 1100 01:05:47,950 --> 01:05:49,490 Do you realize? Force 10 winds. 1101 01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:52,990 Know what Force 10 means? It means war. 1102 01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:55,660 Frankly, you're no army. 1103 01:05:55,830 --> 01:05:56,790 Hey, wake up! 1104 01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:58,750 There's a dying man aboard. 1105 01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:01,290 If he dies, we'll all be responsible. 1106 01:06:01,710 --> 01:06:02,960 It's criminal. 1107 01:06:03,130 --> 01:06:04,920 So I'm for leaving now. 1108 01:06:05,090 --> 01:06:07,880 You'd risk seven lives, to save one? 1109 01:06:08,050 --> 01:06:09,930 Sorry, babe. You're my guest. 1110 01:06:10,090 --> 01:06:13,100 It's my boat. On my boat, I decide. 1111 01:06:13,310 --> 01:06:17,480 Oh brother, "My boat... my woman, my dick..." It's pathetic. 1112 01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:18,600 We agree for once. 1113 01:06:19,310 --> 01:06:20,810 Truth is, you're old. 1114 01:06:21,020 --> 01:06:23,650 You're afraid because you're old. 1115 01:06:23,820 --> 01:06:24,780 Three old farts. 1116 01:06:33,030 --> 01:06:36,000 Shut up or I'll feed you that guitar. 1117 01:06:38,790 --> 01:06:39,750 What? 1118 01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:42,420 Three flaccid old dicks. Right baby? 1119 01:06:42,580 --> 01:06:44,210 I'll kill her, Ms. CEO! 1120 01:06:44,420 --> 01:06:46,800 -I'll kill her! -Richard, stop! 1121 01:06:47,010 --> 01:06:49,970 So I'm the rich bastard 1122 01:06:50,180 --> 01:06:51,840 who lets Battistou die, 1123 01:06:52,050 --> 01:06:54,600 who pays for everything, but who everyone hates? 1124 01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:58,730 Ax the ax. Put it down! 1125 01:06:59,690 --> 01:07:01,690 -Sit down! -Careful. 1126 01:07:01,900 --> 01:07:05,610 Not one of you thanked me. Except Ms. Cookie. 1127 01:07:05,770 --> 01:07:08,440 Would it kill you to say thanks? 1128 01:07:08,610 --> 01:07:10,200 No, that'd be too easy. 1129 01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:13,200 You'd rather poke fun and criticize. 1130 01:07:13,410 --> 01:07:16,330 I shouldn't be surprised. It's not new. 1131 01:07:16,490 --> 01:07:18,790 It's been going on for 50 years. 1132 01:07:18,950 --> 01:07:21,120 You're just here to get a tan 1133 01:07:21,710 --> 01:07:23,420 and try to bang the cook! 1134 01:07:23,630 --> 01:07:25,670 But I know why you never say thanks. 1135 01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:27,250 Because you're jealous! 1136 01:07:27,420 --> 01:07:29,170 You're all jealous! 1137 01:07:29,380 --> 01:07:32,840 -Richard, gimme the ax. -It's my ax! 1138 01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:41,850 I hate this goddamn boat! I hate it! 1139 01:07:41,980 --> 01:07:44,440 I hate it! 1140 01:07:53,740 --> 01:07:55,740 I hate you! 1141 01:07:55,910 --> 01:07:59,330 I hate all of you! 1142 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:09,300 You should probably go talk to him now. 1143 01:08:10,130 --> 01:08:11,630 She's right. Go on. 1144 01:08:35,360 --> 01:08:36,820 Are you jealous? 1145 01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:38,910 Of course. 1146 01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:41,830 Always have been. He's good at everything. 1147 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:43,620 It's hard not to be jealous. 1148 01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:45,870 Can't deny he's talented. 1149 01:08:46,790 --> 01:08:48,380 Talented, smart, funny... 1150 01:08:48,540 --> 01:08:50,750 -And generous. -Very generous. 1151 01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:53,720 See his fiancée? A real knockout. 1152 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:54,840 You bet. 1153 01:08:55,010 --> 01:08:57,430 I'm not sure the sea air agrees with her. 1154 01:08:57,640 --> 01:09:01,890 True, she doesn't look so fresh anymore. 1155 01:09:02,060 --> 01:09:04,180 I worry she'll lose her looks. 1156 01:09:04,350 --> 01:09:05,810 But ashore, she was fine. 1157 01:09:10,230 --> 01:09:12,650 If you don't talk, we're gonna say it. 1158 01:09:12,860 --> 01:09:14,950 -The unlucky word? -Exactly. 1159 01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:17,660 -Rabb... -I'm sorry. 1160 01:09:18,990 --> 01:09:20,620 Say again? 1161 01:09:20,780 --> 01:09:24,290 I apologize for what happened just now. 1162 01:09:24,460 --> 01:09:26,170 I dunno what came over me. 1163 01:09:27,580 --> 01:09:31,500 Do you realize that, in 50 years, that's your first apology? 1164 01:09:31,670 --> 01:09:32,420 The first. 1165 01:09:32,590 --> 01:09:35,470 Not even when you put paint in my shampoo. 1166 01:09:35,630 --> 01:09:37,430 Actually that was me. 1167 01:09:37,550 --> 01:09:38,470 No! 1168 01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:41,350 You think I've become a bitter old man, that it? 1169 01:09:42,930 --> 01:09:45,600 Because you won't save Gilligan? 1170 01:09:45,770 --> 01:09:49,270 I can change. I'm sure of it. 1171 01:09:49,440 --> 01:09:54,860 But Charlotte... She's lost hope, she says it's too late. 1172 01:09:55,990 --> 01:10:00,200 That's why she... She left me. 1173 01:10:00,410 --> 01:10:01,740 -Charlotte? -Right. 1174 01:10:01,910 --> 01:10:04,660 What? She left you? 1175 01:10:04,830 --> 01:10:06,620 Yes. 1176 01:10:11,170 --> 01:10:12,500 Three old farts. 1177 01:10:20,010 --> 01:10:21,720 -Shall we go back inside? -Yes. 1178 01:10:21,890 --> 01:10:23,850 I had a breakdown. 1179 01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:29,140 That's why I didn't call for six months. 1180 01:10:29,900 --> 01:10:32,770 At the hospital they said it was burnout, 1181 01:10:32,980 --> 01:10:35,480 that things could only get better. 1182 01:10:37,650 --> 01:10:41,410 Why were you at the hospital? 1183 01:10:44,490 --> 01:10:45,700 I got my stomach pumped. 1184 01:10:47,830 --> 01:10:50,710 Don't worry, I'm fine now. 1185 01:10:51,380 --> 01:10:53,380 Why didn't you tell us? 1186 01:10:53,540 --> 01:10:54,670 I just did. 1187 01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:56,920 But why didn't you call us? 1188 01:10:57,130 --> 01:10:59,510 I did! You were swamped, 1189 01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:02,300 you couldn't meet, you were gonna call back, 1190 01:11:02,470 --> 01:11:04,560 and you forgot. 1191 01:11:05,390 --> 01:11:08,350 We had a lunch date and you canceled twice. 1192 01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:11,100 After that it was over, it was too late. 1193 01:11:11,310 --> 01:11:12,100 I'm sorry. 1194 01:11:12,270 --> 01:11:14,190 Don't be! You didn't know. 1195 01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:17,280 It's normal, we each have our lives. 1196 01:11:19,150 --> 01:11:21,110 Ever wonder who'd croak first? 1197 01:11:21,660 --> 01:11:25,030 -Good God! -I think about it a lot. 1198 01:11:25,740 --> 01:11:28,370 I can't imagine us being separated. 1199 01:11:29,540 --> 01:11:31,000 Let's hang out more. 1200 01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:35,630 And I disagree with you. We have lots to look forward to. 1201 01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:38,670 Like braving a storm to save a guy's life. 1202 01:11:39,340 --> 01:11:41,050 Are you serious? 1203 01:11:41,220 --> 01:11:44,050 Yeah. I want to be a hero for once. 1204 01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:45,970 Can it be done? 1205 01:11:49,180 --> 01:11:52,440 We may have a slight chance if the weather improves. 1206 01:11:55,150 --> 01:11:57,650 In that case, even slighter. 1207 01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:46,410 Keep it coming! 1208 01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:48,530 OK, stop. 1209 01:13:15,480 --> 01:13:17,400 You trained five years for this? 1210 01:13:18,310 --> 01:13:20,150 3 1/2 months. 1211 01:13:27,820 --> 01:13:30,370 We're heeling to port! 1212 01:13:31,410 --> 01:13:32,450 What do we do? 1213 01:13:32,660 --> 01:13:36,000 Lower the sail or we'll capsize! 1214 01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:39,750 Carole says less sail, or we'll capsize! 1215 01:13:53,140 --> 01:13:54,220 It's stuck. 1216 01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:55,730 -The furler! -What? 1217 01:13:55,890 --> 01:13:57,440 The furler is jammed. 1218 01:13:58,150 --> 01:13:59,440 I'll go. 1219 01:14:15,410 --> 01:14:16,620 Don't go! 1220 01:14:17,290 --> 01:14:18,540 Come back! 1221 01:14:54,870 --> 01:14:57,620 That's it! He unjammed it! 1222 01:14:58,500 --> 01:15:00,830 C'mon, Gilles, keep cranking. 1223 01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:03,250 He did it, Astrid! 1224 01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:10,760 Philippe! 1225 01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:12,970 -Holy shit! -No. 1226 01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:15,560 Astrid! 1227 01:15:28,030 --> 01:15:29,990 -Philippe! -Philippe! 1228 01:15:33,910 --> 01:15:36,490 -Pull! Pull! -Attach your clip. 1229 01:15:36,660 --> 01:15:38,120 Hang on. 1230 01:15:38,290 --> 01:15:39,580 Philippe! 1231 01:15:39,750 --> 01:15:41,040 Hold on! 1232 01:15:45,750 --> 01:15:47,920 Hang on! 1233 01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:51,260 Keep pulling! 1234 01:15:54,010 --> 01:15:55,510 Pull! 1235 01:15:57,810 --> 01:15:59,060 Philippe! 1236 01:16:05,900 --> 01:16:07,270 He's OK! 1237 01:16:08,820 --> 01:16:10,360 We did it! 1238 01:16:11,700 --> 01:16:12,950 You OK, Daphné? 1239 01:16:35,260 --> 01:16:38,050 No one's on the bridge. Should I go? 1240 01:16:38,260 --> 01:16:41,220 No, I set the autopilot, all we can do is wait. 1241 01:16:41,850 --> 01:16:47,190 When you organize a vacation, you don't skimp on activities. 1242 01:16:47,400 --> 01:16:50,860 Sailing, shark hunting, ax technique... 1243 01:16:51,530 --> 01:16:52,440 I am... 1244 01:16:55,070 --> 01:16:58,240 I'm glad... I'm glad you're here. 1245 01:16:58,450 --> 01:16:59,280 OK. 1246 01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:01,330 Shit! 1247 01:17:04,080 --> 01:17:05,620 Are we out of fuel? 1248 01:17:05,790 --> 01:17:07,830 -That's right. Bingo. -No. 1249 01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:10,000 Good, I thought it was serious. 1250 01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:17,140 I have something to confess. 1251 01:17:17,300 --> 01:17:19,430 I clogged the toilet. 1252 01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:21,010 I misread the instructions. 1253 01:17:21,180 --> 01:17:23,850 I must've pumped the wrong way. 1254 01:17:28,150 --> 01:17:30,820 The radio was my fault, I slipped. 1255 01:17:31,780 --> 01:17:33,230 I knew it. 1256 01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:34,950 I slept with Gianfranco. 1257 01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:40,950 -I thought he was gay. -So did I. 1258 01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:46,040 I shaved off my mustache. 1259 01:17:48,630 --> 01:17:50,380 So that's it! 1260 01:17:50,540 --> 01:17:52,550 I kept thinking... 1261 01:17:52,710 --> 01:17:53,630 -It's great. -Great. 1262 01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:55,420 -There is something... -Much better. 1263 01:17:55,630 --> 01:17:58,090 -Does it rejuvenate me? -No. 1264 01:17:58,760 --> 01:18:00,350 What's that noise? 1265 01:19:15,420 --> 01:19:17,210 You made the right choice. 1266 01:19:17,380 --> 01:19:19,970 No. We all did. 1267 01:19:21,970 --> 01:19:26,470 I have service! I have service! I have service! 1268 01:19:36,860 --> 01:19:38,490 -We are over here! -Over here. 1269 01:19:38,650 --> 01:19:39,990 Over here! 1270 01:19:57,340 --> 01:19:58,420 Catalina? 1271 01:19:58,590 --> 01:20:01,300 Catalina is fine, just fine. 1272 01:20:01,470 --> 01:20:03,680 She's in the chopper. 1273 01:20:05,300 --> 01:20:06,850 And the boat? 1274 01:20:07,060 --> 01:20:08,520 The boat's great! Terrific! 1275 01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:11,060 It weathered the storm. 1276 01:20:12,350 --> 01:20:14,400 -My guitar? -The guitar is fine! 1277 01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:16,940 A little out of tune, but fine. 1278 01:20:29,660 --> 01:20:30,870 Dunno about you, 1279 01:20:31,410 --> 01:20:33,870 but it's my first rescue. 1280 01:20:34,040 --> 01:20:35,500 Worth celebrating, isn't it? 1281 01:21:21,130 --> 01:21:22,460 Shit. 1282 01:21:24,670 --> 01:21:26,010 What's going on? 1283 01:21:27,260 --> 01:21:30,350 Nothing. Just a little leak. 1284 01:21:33,180 --> 01:21:35,310 Well? What are you doing? 1285 01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:38,980 Nothing. Just a little leak from the ax. 1286 01:21:41,190 --> 01:21:42,940 We just have to seal it. 1287 01:21:46,570 --> 01:21:48,490 It's not working! 1288 01:21:48,660 --> 01:21:50,580 Wait! Try this! 1289 01:21:50,780 --> 01:21:52,410 Gimme a sock or something. 1290 01:21:52,540 --> 01:21:54,660 The suitcase is empty! 1291 01:21:54,830 --> 01:21:56,000 I'll figure it out. 1292 01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:58,330 Oh crap! Oh crap! I can't! 1293 01:21:59,250 --> 01:22:01,000 We're sinking! 1294 01:22:01,210 --> 01:22:03,760 Stand aside. Lemme try a pillow. 1295 01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:04,880 Bad idea, kitten. 1296 01:22:05,050 --> 01:22:06,880 Just apply pressure. 1297 01:22:07,050 --> 01:22:07,800 She's right. 1298 01:22:13,430 --> 01:22:16,020 -You OK, kitten? -What do you think! 1299 01:22:31,820 --> 01:22:33,990 How about a Corsican villa next year? 1300 01:22:34,160 --> 01:22:35,910 -Yeah! Sounds great! -Good. 1301 01:22:36,080 --> 01:22:38,620 It's stable and grounded! Good idea. 1302 01:22:38,790 --> 01:22:40,710 First half of July? 1303 01:22:40,880 --> 01:22:43,130 No, you're busy the first half. 1304 01:22:43,290 --> 01:22:44,340 Oh really? 1305 01:22:44,500 --> 01:22:45,590 We're getting married. 1306 01:22:48,510 --> 01:22:50,130 Yes. 1307 01:22:50,300 --> 01:22:52,470 We're not out of the woods yet. 1308 01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:55,600 Don't worry. I'm here. 1309 01:22:57,430 --> 01:23:00,190 Philippe! Are you naturally this stupid? 1310 01:23:00,350 --> 01:23:03,020 You can't talk to him like that! 1311 01:23:03,150 --> 01:23:04,230 We're re-sinking. 1312 01:23:04,440 --> 01:23:06,400 -What do we do? -Start bailing. 1313 01:23:06,570 --> 01:23:08,240 It went off by itself. 1314 01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:09,820 Relax, bunny rabbit. 1315 01:27:04,310 --> 01:27:07,180 Subtilting: Hiventy 80335