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It works for me!
You got me drunk, Christian.

- If you brought me here to...
- Don't be so skeptical.

I am not an idiot.

- I need to talk to you.
- You could have done that during dinner.

I'm going to Italy next week to
think art exhibition, earn money.

- I was thinking of taking you with me.
- What are you doing? What about your wife?

- She won't know.
- If we go together...

She won't notice anything. She walks into a
pill island; no one can stand.

Everything irritates him. Sounds,
lights, I... Living with her is hell.

- She should have children.
- Then, a father is needed.

- I must have you!
- I'm 25; you're twice that!

- Love is blind.
- To like?

Look at Abelard and Héloise.
They were born in 1079 and 1101.

A historical novel
who starts like us.

- How does it end?
- Good!

- There's someone over there!
- Or?

You imagined it.

To finish!

You are crazy! We can not.

Do not be afraid. Extra thin condom.
You won't notice anything.

- Now you're going too far!
- Coralie, I've been waiting for two years.

You are crazy!
I'm going crazy for you!

Did you hear that?

- Probably a rat.
- Rats here?

A beaver rat... a beaver, I mean.

- Listen! Someone has fallen!
- Then they would have shouted!

- Move!
- Not now!

See! The drowning one!

- Or?
- The! What did I say!

- I'm calling an ambulance.
- He dies before he arrives!

- What can I do?
- Jump, quick!

- My wristwatch.
- Hurry up!

We will save you!

- It's freezing!
- You don't melt.

I come!

Hurry!

Have it!

Thank God!

Come here!

Almost there!

Take my hand.

What a mountain of meat!

All is well with you?

All is well with you?

- I'm getting help.
- He passed out. I do mouth to mouth.

- He hits like a kid!
- Do you have a handkerchief?

I learned it at the Red Cross.

They vomit often.

- Are you OK?
- He's recovering.

Do not close your eyes!
Stand with them!

- Geronimo!
- Is your name?

- Geronimo killed Clinton!
- What?

- Geronimo killed Clinton!
- He talks in a daze.

Relax, we'll take you home.

- Where do you live?
- Nowhere.

- Do you have a family? Friends?
- No.

- What is your name?
- Boudo.

- That's what they call me.
- Which?

Mind your own business!

Use a paper towel, man!

- I'm taking you to the hospital.
- Forget. I don't have health insurance.

I call the social services office.
They will find a hospice for you.

There are a lot of popping pimples
on each other! You just have to see!

- Can't he stay with you?
- When my wife is not very good?

Christian is an art dealer.
I am his assistant.

- Can I miss a cigarette?
- I do not smoke.

- I have light cigarettes.
- Better than nothing.

- Do you smoke?
- They're Juliens.

- Do you have to do it there?
- I have an obstructed airway.

You could quit smoking.

- Raise the window. I am frozen.
- You don't smell like roses, exactly!

Turn on the heat!

- Where do you usually sleep?
- In a cardboard box.

Climb the window!

- I'll check you in at the hotel.
- I smell too bad.

I stink!
No hotel will welcome me.

- You have a guest room.
- The woman uses it.

My room, then.
It's just a piece of twigs.

- Where are you going to sleep then?
- In the gallery.

- It is being renovated.
- She doesn't die there overnight.

- It's not you who decides!
- Someone has to!

Am I allowed to think a little?

- The equipment I have from the Girl Scouts.
- Your tent is good enough for him.

I've been sleeping outside for 30 years,
since I was 12.

- I was apprenticed to a butcher.
- Say it another time.

- He gave me horse blood for breakfast.
- Fascinating. I sleep with you.

- Can I wash a little?
- Tomorrow!

If I wash myself
do I need clean clothes afterward?

- I have to wash them.
- Naked in the laundry room?

I do have a washing machine.

Not here. Upstairs.

I will be yours.

- Where's the guy?
- Upstairs.

- There's one here.
- It's tight, I said!

- Where are the stairs?
- Forget. Pissing in the sink.

I need more than that. When the belly beats
wrongly, it is the pure outbreak of war.

Cut it out and go to bed!

- Good night Boudou.
- Good night, snatch.

- It would have been nicer to fix that.
- Or if you had not jumped!

It was because of Clinton. Bikkja mi.
They were murdered last week.

- Hard paw. Could call an ox.
- Shut up! You wake up your wife.

Level up!
I have a cable ready.

- There's the bath.
- Cool!

Close the door!

It fell. I was thirsty.

To come down!

Christian?

- Why did you flush?
- It stank.

- To come down!
- I'm a little hungry.

- Is there an omelet?
- Get down, and quickly.

- Christian, is that you?
- Which?

- She won't like to see you here.
- Not that?

- I know her.
- But you prefer, sweetheart.

- Get down, otherwise I'll call the police.
- Don't ever talk about the police again.

Alright, but get down.

Christian?

I am dizzy.

It works for me!

I can't bear to feel this.
What time is it?

- Hold the bed if you feel dizzy.
- I became deaf in my left ear.

Use it correctly.
Go to bed.

What are you doing?

It fell. I was a little hungry.
Hubert's dinners are never...

- Vacuum?
- Hubert. I had dinner there.

I did not know.

I have already said it.
In bed with you.

It stinks here.
Like a corpse.

Go to bed.
I will light some incense.

- Have you seen his new paintings?
- Yes, beautiful.

Where's my food?

- Did someone come down?
- It was outside.

Come with it, a little quickly!

- I am not crazy!
- Well, there's someone over there.

- Which?
- A guy I saved from drowning.

- Or?
- In the channel.

What were you doing there?
What is he doing here?

- He's homeless has nowhere to live.
- There are hospices.

When I said that, he wanted to stab me. I think he's a little screwed up.

- And you brought him here?
- I grabbed his knife.

Where does the food come from?

- Call the police.
- No! Get your sleeping pills.

Mix them into an omelet. They beat him,
then I called the police.

No eggs.
Maybe Coralie did.

- Wait for me!
- Stay here!

- I fear! Hurry!
- I'll be back in no time.

Idiot!

Am I bothering you.

- Go away!
- I'm not going to eat you.

No, but you scared me.

- Today, I'm a little...
- I see it.

- I went through a depression...
- Well then!

I had complications,
dizziness and nervous problems.

Nothing serious,
but quite exhausting.

- Where is the householder?
- Gets what it takes for your omelet.

- With his assistant.
- Oh yes...

- Do you know Coralie?
- From where, then? I just arrived.

- You said "oh yes" as if you knew her.
- You're not very good at it!

"Oh yes?"

- I have five left.
- A little soup in which you put me!

- You saved him!
- What a great loss that would be!

- You can say that!
- I was joking.

God will return your goodness to you.

I only do it for you.
Pass the eggs!

It's incredible! That I am here
and they are waiting for me!

- Slow down a bit with the wine.
- Not in my wildest dreams...

- Do you dream a lot?
- That's what I do the most.

- Do you?
- My wife has been sick and needs peace.

I'm not loud. You get
no more mouthwash; tear yourself away.

I am thirsty! The "mouthwash"
isn't it understandable enough?

You could say he's
a little more civilized.

- Can't you have more?
- Soon!

- It was bright and pleasant here.
- I can't stand the color.

- What did it do to you?
- You may wonder that.

No?

- Can I clean the dishes?
- You're welcome.

- A little taste?
- Thanks, but I ate.

It always helps with food in life.

You live alone?

Better a poor horse than no horse at all.
- Can you say that.

- Are you badly married?
- I didn't think of myself.

To be born an orphan and die alone,
It's the best.

- It can be discussed.
- Only you have a clarinet.

- The Admiral said that.
- Do you still see him?

I heard him sing last month.

- How did you find it?
- No problem.

Come on man!

- I have itchy eyes.
- Ole Lukkøye is passing.

- Or?
- He's gone now.

Icebergs just ahead!

Get the Admiral!

SOS!

Christian!

- What happened?
- He shook the lamp so that the current went out!

Rest assured,
it's probably just a fuse.

He is dead!

His heart is beating.

He breathes.

Come in!
Go up one floor. The door is open.

- Shouldn't he be in intensive care?
- There are a lot of people.

- Bus accident on the highway. A carnage.
- So awful!

- I don't want him to die here.
- No, he's tenacious.

How are you, buddy?

- You passed out.
- The ambulance takes you home.

- Where does he live?
- Downstairs.

- What are you saying?
- He does.

Talk about stirring the salt
in my wounds - d'oh!

How you scared us!

In the center of 57, How are you?

- We're done here and we're going home.
- No, take the A7 motorway.

- Fun while it lasted!
- Thank you for coming so quickly.

- Hold on!
- Thank you.

- He is asleep.
- Very clever! They wanted to take him with them.

And throw him out on the street?
Maybe he was a gentleman.

I shove you in the ass!

Long ago.

Stop that!

- Hello, Mr. Perez.
- Today it will be hot.

Leave the door open,
so we take a breather.

Stand up with you, Boudu!

- It's nine o'clock.
- I'm not so careful with the clock.

Mr. Perez will work.

- Who is he?
An acquaintance of Mr. Christian.

That smell of paint is pissing me off!

- That's not true!
- I thought it was a pot of piss.

Put on your glasses!
Damn hell!

Did you go out to buy croissants?

- And then I squeezed a grapefruit for you.
- Thank you, kitty.

- Why do you have a bad conscience?
- Nothing.

- You look much better.
- Hasn't slept so well in years and days.

And I dreamed.

I went up and down like a yo-yo.
I'm nervous about having him here.

And it stinks in the gallery.
He must be rotten to the bone.

But he is sturdy. That he
could have taken his life.

- Take your pills, my friend.
- You saw what they did with Boudu.

- Ask Bob before meeting with them.
- Bob doesn't know what I have in mind.

He is dealing with it now. Don't you
complain if you feel dizzy.

- Anyone home? Can I go up?
- What is it, Perez?

Him over there, the architect...

- Which architect?
- It is difficult. He is awful.

Has cramps, he says.

- What is it now?
- I'm so stiff.

- Or?
- Not where you think!

- These cramps come and go with age.
- He spat on my brushes.

- Where does it hurt?
- Here, at the back of the stomach.

In the kidneys?

It starts in the balls
and spreads in the stomach.

- Have you had appendicitis?
- Do not know.

There is no other advice.
Call Dr. Zuca.

- What is his name?
- Boudu, all right.

- Are you related?
- What's wrong with him?

A problem with the urinary tract. I gave him a prescription for painkillers.

A urine sample will clarify this.

Get one soon.

- When do we get the result?
- Tonight.

- How much does it cost?
- 40 euros.

- Can't we just take him to the hospital?
- Not yet.

Delicious.

- He didn't want to be hurt by a bath.
- I have to make sure of that immediately.

Is it so urgent?

- Your wife seems much better.
- She's still dizzy.

- Has she been to a specialist?
- Many! CT, MRI... They found nothing.

- Is she in therapy?
- All day!

He has no right to
bathe in our bathroom!

- You heard what the doctor said.
- Shit at the doctors.

He's a complete stranger.

- He's an architect.
- And I am Gauguin! He goes out!

Naked?

- His clothes are in the sink.
- We have to settle this soon.

Boudu, legend sir
you are healthy as a fish.

- Coralie gives you new clothes, so you can leave.
- Without lunch?

- I'm making coffee.
- Rather Nesquick.

Coralie, go to the pharmacy with
this Boudu recipe. It's urgent.

So am I sick?
That liar said I'm fine!

- If you take your medicine.
- What did the doctor say?!

- That it's kidney stones.
- Stein?

Small stones in the urethra.

- The medicine will cure him.
- It's true.

- Can I get money?
- Hurry now!

Come here. I'll tap in a bath
for you. You might need it.

Can't help?

It hurts.

The doctor took samples,
so he is sick.

Sick of the mind.
And violent! Have you not seen it?

- You're lying to him.
- And him for me! He is healthy.

- He tried to kill himself.
- He may have a relapse; hang around here!

The thirst for death is gone.

- The drain is watertight!
- You look better.

- Easy to say.
- I can't find Nesquick.

- It's probably the mover.
- The mover?

When you can't find anything, you say
that the mover of the motion has moved it.

You are a build able business, Boudu.

- A cup of coffee?
- It gives me a heartbeat.

- What do you like for breakfast?
- Goose pie with mayonnaise.

- Very good for digestion!
- That's why Nesquick.

I go out shopping.

Stylish jacket!
Too bad you're not my size.

- Fretex has a good selection.
- Don't be cruel.

After everything, I've done for you. The
Lady asked me about the Berta yesterday.

- Bertha?
- Natalie. If I knew her.

- Coralie!
- I said no. Was I no good?

- They should be thanking me.
- For nothing.

- Your medicine.
- He is healthy.

The doctor said something else!

You are so nice!

- Charity begins at home.
- To come down!

- She makes you jump enough to last!
- I don't understand what you're talking about.

- Happy holidays, Madame Yseult?
- Not a holiday. I was indisposed.

- That's not what Mr. Pamplemousse said.
- Which?

Your husband. We call it that because
he so often buys grapefruits.

He didn't say you were sick.
Was it the flu?

A little problem with the inner ear.
The balance.

- Do you feel better now?
- Yes, please.

- Where do you drink chocolate drinks?
- I'm korga di.

- I'll go to the checkout with you.
- I'm completely deaf!

It will help.
Did you take your medicine?

Yes. And then I pissed in the glass.

It overflowed, so it needs to be dried.
Is the bathroom drain fixed?

Your clothes are dry in 20 minutes.

- You don't have any smoke, do you?
- No one here smokes.

- I can have you.
- Gypsies, with filter. Buy a box.

You don't have to stay there.
I will not fly away.

You could stay, but I have a lot to do.
I open an exhibition in two weeks.

- I can behave well.
- You can't stay here.

I did not ask to live.
You shouldn't have saved me.

- I didn't know I saved a...
- I can't go out there anymore!

- I'm going to buy you a new dog.
- Will not.

- So you have company.
- I have company here.

But I'm never home! My
woman was hospitalized for nerves...

- Me too.
- Hospitalized for nerves?

Once, by mistake.
The doctor did not want to admit it -

- so now he walks with his hat
between his legs, like a chimpanzee!

- I do not believe it.
- Why should I judge?

Stop that!
You're making me angry.

- You give me no choice.
- Yes, just give me the death blow!

- No answer. I have never seen the like!
- He will probably leave sooner or later.

He is not in a hurry,
the way my wife jokes with him.

- Then she has something to do.
- Did someone ask for you?

Turn off the radio!

The social services office? I have one
homeless man here. He's a little confused.

I didn't invite him.
He just moved in.

A hospice, yes alias.

Only if he is...
Alright, I'll get him out.

An hour of waiting, then it hangs up!
It is their job of towing in the wrecks!

- Call a garbage truck.
- Of course, if they want to take it.

- Shame on you!
- I was joking. How can I get rid of him?

- Take it out, well!
- Stick to your role, you!

A moment.

- You remember my bill?
- You will have a painting by Hubert.

I already have two!
No paint, I want cash!

Cute little thing, that one.

- The husband's assistant.
- Pretty, but stupid. A little gray mouse.

- He looks more elegant without a beard.
- Since we met. At the Academy of Fine Arts.

I was a student, he was teaching.
He painted this picture.

- Is it their baby?
- We don't have children. Sadly.

Your clothes are finished.

Not bad!

They are dry.
You can dress in it.

Was he the one who couldn't?

- What?
- Have children.

You can then close the door!

Good day, Boudo.

- I smelled a little good. Do you know?
- Miles away!

- I didn't ask you.
- I'm taking a lunch break.

See you later, Perez.

- What a moron!
- He's a good guy.

I saw you this morning
with the baker's son.

Nice scooter he has.
One could imagine one like that.

- You are already on the bike!
- You can tease, you.

I do not do it,
but I have a job to do.

- I never had a job.
- Good for you.

It's tiring to do nothing.
You should try it.

Mrs. Yseult is a lot
nicer than you.

Now you are mean.
It is thanks to me that you are here.

- Does that mean you like me a little?
- Now you're tired!

Give me a little kiss.
Just a little bit.

- I'm walking in the square.
- What is there to eat?

- Join me and help me choose.
- I'd rather stay here.

I learn to work.

- Is she still in a spin?
- Life has its price.

- What do you mean?
- I'm not the talker.

I was just wondering
why she juggles.

Let's say she
for many years stood tulle.

- You prefer the master of the place, you.
- We have a purely platonic friendship.

- Only that?
- I owe him a lot.

- How much?
- Gratitude, I mean.

- As long as he doesn't take advantage of it, then.
- He hasn't crossed the line for two years.

And a physical relationship before marriage
is completely against my principles.

I don't have to insist...

Have a good day.

- A stylish full house!
- Do you have a penny to spare?

I'm not rich, but here.

- Thank you.
- And you are?

- Geronimo. Are you from the police?
- Far from.

I am an art dealer with a gallery
in Aix-en-Provence. Christian Lespinglet.

I will try to stop.

- Do you know a Boudu?
- Guess! He lived here for months.

He lost his memory.
I saved him from drowning here.

I host it now. I should feel free
to let him stay, but my wife is sick.

The pig must not come back here!
Not after what he did to me!

If you bring it back here,
I'm burning down your shop!

- What did he do to you?
- He swept my parsley acorn.

- Your dish of parsley?
- My woman.

I warned her about the pig,
but he called her his saint.

The tuft of parsley believed him, and the pig raped her in the woods. Ten times!

- Where is she now?
- I am serious. Death. Murdered!

Stabbed 50 times by Boudu!

- You didn't report him?
- Do you think I'm stupid? Of course, I did!

He played crazy, the sneaky devil!
Was hospitalized.

- Which hospital?
- Do not ask me.

He came back for his dog.
I said I drowned him!

- Does he have a family?
- He only had the Parsley Dusk and me.

Let the pig languish.
He profits!

- To stick on!
- Will stay.

Bye.

You can't believe every word a
poor loafer told you so.

- It's probably not preserved well enough.
- No smoke without fire.

- You're stressed.
- He makes me nervous!

- He has childish eyes.
- And butcher's hands!

- I have to go.
- Where to go?

- My prayer group.
- With the baker's son?

He lives nearby.
He leads me.

48000 euros is a sum no
negligible. You have one help left.

You can call a friend.

I have no friends.

I answer D.

Boudu gave me flowers.
- How were his tests?

- Wasn't he sweet?
- I asked you something.

D! This is my last answer.

Will you let Mrs. Squirt in?
Nurses.

- What is she doing here?
- The doctor ordered several tests.

D! I won 48000 euros!

- I've watched it!
- Peach. What kind of samples?

Blood. He ordered a full check.
It will take a few days.

- I put it in the guest room.
- I told him you used it!

Boudu lies; you lie.
You have that in common.

- Go open.
- I advance.

Minelli has confirmed
the meeting in Italy.

We want to enjoy a trip abroad.

- You are not fit to travel.
- I feel much better. Shopped locally.

- We can't leave the dust here alone.
- The snipe can take care of him.

- It's not Coralie's job.
- She doesn't struggle in the gallery.

- She's trained.
- For more than two years?

What did he do today?

We talked.
He asked me a lot of questions.

- About your credit card number too?
- I think he's honest.

Don't drink too much, kitty.

He loves your paintings.

Finished!

Five minutes!

- You certainly do not realize the seriousness.
- It is temporary.

- Three days doesn't change anything.
- What do you suggest?

Welfare
will pick him up in the street.

We anesthetize him, like yesterday,
you help me carry it on the street, -

- and then we call the Social.

- Can I have dessert?
- Future!

- Did you hear what I said?
- What if we are discovered?

- The street is deserted at two o'clock in the evening.
- Besides, he weighs a ton.

We should cut it down and separate it and
put the pieces in garbage bags.

- I'm serious.
- Where are you going?!

- Come and get it!
- The doctor said I needed to rest.

This is not a hospital!

- Open the door! - We do not
don't get rid of shit like that!

He's not a fool,
he is an outcast in an evil world -

- sticks like chewing gum
to your petty-bourgeois shoes!

- He brainwashed you!
- He craves affection.

- Me too.
- Please.

- I brought you a thigh.
- You are so nice. You are a saint.

Beautiful.

The condemned man's aria.
He says he will die at dawn.

- Poor devil!
- But this life is wonderful.

- Did you hear that, darling?
- You don't have to hit me!

- Did you sleep, kitty?
- No, I just floated a little.

- Go to bed, then.
- Do not command me in my own house!

Silence. I listen.

I'll do the trash.

Coralie.

It's me. Christian.

- You have a beautiful body.
- Pulled yourself together!

- You smell like a young girl.
- I'll make you some herbal tea.

- I prefer a little more splatter...
- Squirt?

A soda.

I will carry you to bed.

It's not true!

- What are you doing here?
- You are a real saint.

- I am Christian. You got the wrong room!
- Where have you been?

We expected to
have a drink with you.

- The bed was comfortable.
- Use yours!

- You're choking me! Go away!
- Let me kiss you.

I just wanna kiss you
don't fuck yourself.

- Don't go too far!
- I'm not going anywhere. Feel good here.

Get a kiss.

- That's enough!
- Just a little kiss...

Not like this.

- What did I do?
- It's the wrong color.

- Hubert, you asked for yellow Chagall.
- No, goose yellow.

You see, it's the Pope.

- I can't hang anything on it.
- You haven't painted anything to hang!

- I need time stimulation.
- I paid you two advances!

I do everything for you. I pay
catalogs, photos, frames, accounts -

- Health insurance is your mince!
- These are my photos on which you scanned at 60%!

So produce it!

I don't "produce" anything,
as you call it so simply!

- Not until those walls are yellow.
- What do you mean by goose yellow?

Think of Gogh,
the pure yellow color of the tube.

When it comes to squirting, think of him,
who shamelessly flayed poor artists.

You are not an artist,
but a caricature of one!

Who keeps you alive?
Without me, you are dead!

- What are we doing?
- I dunno. We will see. To go out.

- You owe me for the job.
- Add up your hours.

I'm going to have a drink.

- The scooter I want. How much does it cost?
- 999 euros.

Lespinglet Gallery.
A moment.

It's Mansour.

How much in francs?

Up, my friend?
Good! Yes, the exhibition promises well.

And the top speed?

I saw Hubert's new photos.
They are amazing.

- Liar!
- Outside!

- Can you go by post?
- All right, but kiss me.

One moment, Mansour.
Go with the mail!

- I want a kiss.
- Give him a kiss.

- Where is the post office?
- 100 meters on the right in the street.

It is far.

- Posten closes three. You have three hours.
- It should last.

Would go faster with a scooter.

Sorry, Mansour.

He is so funny!

Yes, it's going to be amazing.

- Print a check for Perez.
- He wants money, and I don't have any.

- ATM withdrawal.
- I discovered the account.

- How long then?
- A week or two.

- My card and my checkbook were confiscated.
- Why didn't you say anything?

- I didn't want to worry.
- Reimburse Perez from my savings.

Soon we have Hubert's exhibition,
he is always exhausted.

Yes.

- What is that?
- Boudu rolling.

- What are you doing?
- Put in a new lock for security.

- Never seen! What is that?
- My tool.

- Where did you get it from?
- Storage box at the central station.

- Can you get the vacuum cleaner?
- Since you ask so nicely.

- My wife is talking to me.
- "Your woman." You don't own it!

- Where are you going?
- Where no one can go in my place!

- Look at this pile of garbage!
- He comes to life.

- He wants to let all the bums warm up here!
- Don't be so negative.

Boudu, close the door!

- Do you know what he is?
- A former trapeze artist.

He says! It's a fable,
rapist thief!

- I wonder who fables.
- It's true!

You always try to scare me! Not
wonder how I always feel depressed!

Yes, it's all my fault.

Joy Killer!

- It's been running for two hours!
- I can play something else.

- It's midnight.
- So what?

- You're a parasite.
- Parasites are useful.

Suppose a cod wants to clean its ears.
- When did the cod have ears?

- What he breathes, then.
- Applies.

Imagine that you are a cod and
make your ears itch like hell.

- How to scratch without arms?
- What nonsense!

You'd be happy with a parasite
scratched your ear canals.

Not to mention the asshole!

And you laugh at him.

You are so suffocating.

- Bob, Christian. I need to talk to you.
- It's dark and I'm not alone.

- Unlock, otherwise I'll slam the door!
- Well, come in.

- You are a psychiatrist!
- I can't admit people right away.

- He was hospitalized.
- How do you know that?

- He told me that.
- Whatever, I need the consent of the family.

He has no family.

- Why did you bring him home?
- I had to! He threatened me.

- Why didn't you go to the police?
- He wanted to kill me. He's a psychopath.

- How do you know that?
- The friend said he killed his wife.

- Is he married?
- He was the friend of the friend he killed.

- Have you checked?
- No. But he has a skull in his purse.

- I have one too.
- A human skull, not an ashtray!

Before becoming an ashtray, it was
the skull of my last victim.

- Very funny.
- Who knows? Drink that, my old friend.

An extract of passionflower.
A harmless sedative.

- I can see him tomorrow morning.
- Not here. He stinks like a rat.

Random stop by tomorrow night.
Don't say what you are. He'll choke you.

How are you?

It's bad.

I wake up, I see a
coffin and I lie in it.

Outside is a hearse snatched three
cod in yellow herringbone jackets.

- I meant, how did you get here?
- I went.

- I'll take you.
- Where to go?

Home, old friend.

No tasting!

You're welcome?

- Charming!
- It smells of oil!

I have eggs and emmenthal.
Do you want anything else?

- A Camembert.
- How do you like it?

Mature but not creeping.
And from Normandy.

From where else?

Camembert is either "made in Normandy"
or "from Normandy".

- What is the difference?
- "De Normandie" is milk from Normandy.

"Made in Normandy"
is made from foreign milk.

Milk is milk.

Normandy milk
is different from Polish or Hungarian!

In the milk of Normandy, there is dandelion,
silver walls, apple blossom, iodine!

- I know there.
- So tell your customers, tear off!

- Caught? I'll wink at you!
- Pay it.

You are a fun guy, Boudu.

- You mean I'm stupid?
- Far from.

Strange, mysterious. I wonder
what moves in this head.

Do you see the blue sky?

Right now it's like that in my head.

Well said.

- What is that?
- Boudou.

- Eggs you lent us.
- You didn't need it then.

Nyverpede! Baked, with bread
and butter, heavenly taste.

Nice little house you have.

- I have to get myself ready.
- For a party?

- Bible study course.
- Bible studies? The deaf are dead!

- I'm actually a believer. The believers
can then also enjoy life.

A beautiful flower like you,
who withers...

- I'm an ordinary flower.
- It's also a buttercup.

But when you look at it carefully,
very carefully...

- I am late.
- I have to go.

- Eat your meat.
- Too little fried for me.

- I fried it.
- Not everyone has the same taste as you!

Stop sewing and cut more bread.

I'm coming right now,
before the arrival of creditors.

- What do you mean?
- The painter's friend, Hebbe-Lille.

- Hubert!
- He hasn't painted a picture yet.

If we are to live according to his images,
we'll probably have to tighten our belts.

Then the scooter smokes badly.

You said you saw the paintings of Hubert.
Boudu says he didn't paint anything.

- I'll take care of Hubert.
- No!

- It's Bob.
- Right now?

- I asked him for coffee.
- Who is Bob?

- My...
- Her best friend.

- You look brilliant.
- I feel better.

- Boudo, a passing friend.
- Pleasant.

- Something to eat?
- There's a little roast left.

No thanks. I am vegetarian.
I like to take a caffeine-free one.

- Coffee for you?
- No, thank you, I'm still eating.

- Charming.
- Should I fart?

No more.

- How are things going?
- Well, well well.

- Are you in the same sector?
- Bob is a health and nature advocate.

- A good steak doesn't hurt.
- I'm careful with the meat.

- Tried to do without?
- Have you heard of Kreutzfeld-Jacob disease?

- No, but I heard the rumble in my stomach.
- You did something about it.

35 years on the boom, that's me.

It must have left you with scars.
On the soul, I mean.

- Am I asking you how
to pee? Pure curiosity, old friend.

I'm not your old friend!
I have no idea who you are.

Don't eat meat...!

- We heard you.
- Am I talking too loud even now?

- Why did you mention Hubert to my wife?
- You should take care of her.

Do! She begins to stay
really hot in panties.

- So elegant.
- I didn't go to college.

- We guessed it.
- Watch out, grasshoppers!

Christian, can you help me?

Can you help me with the mugs?
What is Bob doing here?

I mean Boudu should have some
days in an institution, until he...

- Until he regains his sanity.
- I don't know who is more unbalanced.

Without meat, I would be in the grave!
Meat saved my life! Blood!

- Do you see?
- No reason to force it.

You were admitted for less.

- You didn't die.
- You probably got what you wanted.

- Now you start again.
- I know what you are capable of.

If I was a Tess, I wouldn't be
a burned art dealer.

- We've been living like insects for 20
year! Insects reproduce at least.

- Try it yourself, sloppy.
- Melted snow?

- No violence!
- Show respect!

- Calm down, my old friend.
- Don't call me that, I say!

- Stop it, Boudu!
- Who is he?

My psychiatrist.

If you haven't left within 24
hours, I will have you admitted by force!

- Do not get mad.
- This is what you wanted!

- I'll leave it to you.
- Come tomorrow.

We are not savages.

That's probably the thing
the smartest thing to do.

Leave me alone.

- Well done.
- He's a bad ass.

- You look priceless.
- I'm restless. I need something soothing.

- Where are your pills?
- In the trash. I threw them away.

- Are you sure you're okay?
- Yes.

You're in luck.

It is not me.

Call your friend Bob, better
psychiatrist for miles around!

You probably agreed to poison me.
And you call Boudu a monster!

- Yseult!
- Good evening.

Turn on the light!
I can not breathe! Let's talk.

- Where are you going?
- Sleep on the couch. I do not want to talk.

Have lunch with Hubert and me tomorrow.

He listens to you. He has to start
to paint. Otherwise, we're done.

Yseult, I need you.

- We're not kicking you out.
- Not you, no, but him, yes.

- Where's my knife?
- I got it.

- I'll take your luggage down.
- Keep them.

Where do you want to go?

I have a cousin in Cherbourg who sells
umbrellas. Nice, good girl.

- I will join and pay for the train ticket.
- I don't want to scold you.

I do it with pleasure. I hope that
we will meet again.

No precipitation.

I pick up the car.

I'm sincerely sorry that you're leaving.

- You lose your train.
- We still have two hours ahead of us.

- We have an important lunch.
- I was hoping to become smart.

Are you kidding?

Am I coming like a tramp,
my cousin kicks me out.

Let me know if you want me back.

- I'll take care of him.
- He doesn't need clothes!

Do you want him out or not?
I'm. Meet me at Hubert's.

- We're broke!
- I was at my bank yesterday.

- I have to pay Perez.
- I have to buy cheap.

A lot of shoes. I have to suffer
through the wound that gnaws at me.

- Thank you.
- I thought you might like them.

It was not necessary.
I didn't ask for it.

When we are mentally restrained, -

- it is important to have a good self-image,
both for themselves and for those who see us.

- No one is watching Boudu.
- They want to do it now.

In these clothes, could you
be a doctor or a lawyer.

Not with this mane.

- You're late for the train.
- I'll take the next one.

- I want to look good for you.
- You already look stylish.

- Like a god.
- Do you love me?

- That's not the point.
- Yes or no?

- Yes.
- So kiss me, then.

- I'll kiss you at the station.
- What if I drop dead here?

Come on, I'll buy you a drink.

- You don't have any money.
- Coralie gave me a penny.

Hello.

- Weak? Let's go to a hotel.
- Now you have to give up!

You shouldn't have turned me on then.

My husband is expecting me for lunch
and he will come by train...

- That's enough for the ticket. Go now!
- You lived with this girl for 20 years.

- Let me go. It's an important lunch.
- And it's not me?

When we met, you understood me.
"Better to be alone than badly married."

I do not remember.

- We can't be separated like this.
- Distance strengthens close ties.

I don't even have a picture of you.
A photo of us, me in costume.

What are you saying?

We do not see...
Sharpen yourself now, Boudu!

- Your cousin is waiting.
- I don't have a cousin.

You are the only family I have!
One last picture.

Coralie? It's me.
Have you heard from my wife?

Not that.
Did you go out at all?

Go away!

Perez is here with the bill.

I shit at Perez!

I have to tell him.

- Now?
- He definitely pays you tomorrow.

- Its good.
- Get to work, Perez!

- Order us another bottle, my dear.
- We all made cabbage in half.

I didn't learn it from you!

Come with the sister too!
Now we're having a drink, huh?

Give me fire, darling.

I dream of going back to Italy!

We continued without a ticket!

We go down here. The law project!

Your big hand.

That's so sweet!
For a soft hand!

Knees so beautiful and soft.

He puts one on certain thoughts, huh?

Peach!

Thin!

The phone.

It does not matter.

It's me. What are you doing?

- We're fucking!
- We pool, we stain!

We arrive!

I'll be there in ten minutes.
I hope the bump is gone.

Not yet!

Is it you? I was so worried. I will be
maybe late. Does it matter?

Let's meet at Cezanne for dinner.

No. Everything is fine.

Sus-suss, kisses.

- It broke out gray on the dock.
- Are you crying?

- What did I say?
- Gray. Forget.

You held up well.
He is a pure actor!

There is more. I...

I don't know what happened to me.
A pulse. Or pure compassion.

Get straight to the point, kitty.

I gave it to him... you know.

- A little what then?
- Not what you think!

- I expect the worst from him.
- Wrong! I gave him a week off.

Now you're kidding! Where is he?

- At home. Coralie takes care of him.
- Should never have sent you with him!

Vegetarian Sainte-Victoire.

And salmon with seasonal vegetables.

You have a bad impression of him.
In a Lanvin suit, he is...

- Lanvin?
- I bought one for him. Reduced.

Buy him a scooter instead. Have we
Luckily, he was hit by a truck.

- You saved him from suicide.
- Against his will. He wanted to die.

He decided of his own free will
to end.

We gave him back the taste for life!

You should see the joy in her eyes when
I said he could stay! The eyes of...

- An alcoholic.
- So was I.

World.

What if it gave meaning to my life? To
help him return to the community?

He has an IQ of a butt troll!
He can't read!

I can teach him! I have no children,
no pets. So I'm useful.

- Me who wanted to take you to Italy.
- You can travel alone.

Yes.

- What brings you here, Perez?
- I want what's mine.

You are not alone in advertising.
Come in.

- Can I disturb you a little?
- You can put the file down.

Perez is there to get his money back.

- They're in my bag.
- Or?

In the purse on the table.
Are you deaf?

Breakfast!

So nice!
I was about to get up.

Sorry for the inconvenience
to keep Boudu yesterday.

- There was no problem.
- You got rid of him from now on.

- My wife took him under her wing.
- I thought so.

The coast is ready for us.
Finally, Boudu is a blessing!

Italy, here we come!
See you downstairs.

I have risen! Go on!

- I worked all day.
- Go on!

You can rest tonight
when we are at the opera.

Where have you been?
Perez has been pushing me all day.

Take it easy.
Here is a gift for you.

- You must be crazy!
- I am crazy about you.

- How did you pay for it?
- And your ticket to Italy.

No more but Coralie.
I want to live - live!

Be myself.
Stop imagining.

- But what about morale?
- What moral?

Christian?

Tonight in your room.

Hit five pipes win a teddy bear for the
girl. Careful! He is light on the trigger.

- Act! I will see you again!
- Real soldiers don't shoot pipes!

- Do you see what he did?
- He is crazy!

- You're a little crazy.
- Who lives on weapons, dies on weapons!

Christian will use you
as he tells the poor woman.

Poor thing? She has at
both the gallery and the apartment.

- So don't expect anything from him.
- I do not.

He is the one who dreams of romance,
like Abelard and Héloise.

As long as he doesn't end up like Abelard.
They cut off the ball.

- I just read his letter.
- You can't read.

I can hear! Books are not everything. There is also oralism!

- It's mine!
- Are you insane?

- You stole a child!
- Then buy one for me!

Come on, I'll buy you one.

- Why did you do it?
- I wanted to.

You could say of,
then I would have bought you one.

It's more fun to snack. If you
gave your body now, I didn't want it.

But to steal a kiss like that,
it's funny.

- Isn't the lady enough for you?
- She's happy.

I heard you upstairs.
It didn't stop you.

- She was drunk as a beer.
- A cold shower had fixed it.

I did it out of pure charity. She is
unhappy with the snail's cock.

- Don't be vulgar.
- Unbelievable that this wrinkled nose turns you on.

- We're not doing anything.
- This night at the edge of the canal, then?

He just wanted a little tenderness.

He is an unhappy and sensitive soul.

Am I not unhappy?

It was no coincidence
that God has brought us together.

I am a dry old twig,
and you are the morning dew.

I need you.

Life is so short.

- It works for me.
- To support me.

So strange. I felt better,
then I suddenly became dizzy.

You will recover enough.

It works for me.

- Is it still working for you?
- Not when I'm lying down.

You threw away your pills. Rest.
You will feel better tomorrow.

- You can rewind and see the last act.
- I'm staying here with you, kitty.

"Do not wait for me.
Came out with Coralie."

- You are crazy!
- It's life!

- I am ashamed! Oh my God!
- We'll tell him!

I'm taking you to God in heaven!

- Do not say that!
- He's seen it all!

Following!

Faster!

Faster!

- Good evening, Christian!
- Good evening, Cyril.

It's going well?

Wait!

- I heard his voice.
- Do you hear voices now?

- How was the game?
- Baby food. We crushed them!

5-1! Good night.

- What are you doing with Coralie?
- Hover over her, of course.

It's just the kid!

It didn't stop you at the canal.
Aren't you tired of the pale hat?

You must respect my wife!

How do you respect me?
You gave me a wrench.

The only one who knows you
say you're a beast.

- Which?
- Geronimo says you killed his wife.

She was hit by a gang of
young people in the car! Check the facts!

My wife is worried about you.
At least come down.

The rest we can look at tomorrow.

All right, I'm coming.

- Where have you been?
- Do you feel better?

Boudu is not there.
- Where is he?

- I thought he was with Coralie.
- Is it?

- No.
- Strange.

- He's probably drinking drunk.
- Without money?

He provided himself. The money that
Perez should have left.

Where have you been?

Answer me.

Are you due?

Good work!
Why did you let him in?

- He didn't have a key.
- You didn't have to fuck him for that!

I didn't fuck him,
as you so vulgarly call it.

Oh, did you play scrabble?

- It was an act of love.
- He could have been your father!

- You could too.
- Don't compare me with that brute!

You cannot be compared.

Just wait until you're sick! He has enough
syphilis, or worse!

I doubt.

- What is he doing here?
- He asked me to read it to him.

- Yseult!
- When are you going to Italy, kitty?

- I don't travel.
- Why not?

What is that?

- Do not you see it?
- Tests for AIDS and sexually transmitted diseases.

- Who asked for them?
- Who do you think?

Boudu would not ask no such samples.

It shows that he takes his
responsibilities in life -

- and maybe consider
to start a family.

- With whom then?
- I'm not a telepath.

- Boudu, we have to talk.
- Get in line. I'm busy!

- Your car is towed.
- Shit!

It's not true!
No, wait!

- Wait here!
- Don't get involved in this!

Stop! It's our car!

- You can pick it up at the parking lot!
- Oh yes?! Drop it!

- Should I find you?
- I'll fix your muzzle!

- Calm down. They just do their job.
- You call that a job?

- What do you need to leave him?
- Make him calm down.

- 150 euros.
- Calm down!

If I had been 15, they would have the guardians
of the parking lot have been ground meat now!

- Defend yourself!
- I avoid noise.

- You let yourself be trampled!
- I get an inspection of the book.

- At your convenience, when you pay taxes.
- If no one had done it...

- Would there be an end to all war.
- Oh yes?

Who buys weapons?
The authorities, with the tax money.

- No taxes, no weapons, no war.
- You should have been a politician.

When you are done with your story
of life, can you give us refills?

You wanted me out, so I
I am leaving. I'm leaving in an hour...

- About the weather.
- Living with Coralie.

- Not out of the question!
- We love each other very much.

- After only one night?!
- We will get married.

- You have no job, nothing!
- I'm well equipped otherwise.

It doesn't last two weeks.
I understand the urge to rebel.

- I also thought like that when I was 18 years old.
- You have changed.

- I became old.
- That's what's so sad.

- Not always. Wine, for example...
- As if you were drinking it!

- It was a metaphor.
- Ditch the metaphors and pay the bill.

What are you doing?

Guests and fish both
smell bad after a while.

- I'm not in the mood.
- I just wanted to say hello.

You don't have to drool over me like that.

- I've seen you more inspired.
- Never again!

- I don't belong to you or anyone else.
- I am fully aware of that.

So don't be bored with me
like a chicken on the egg!

- I'm not a hen.
- It was a makeover.

I need to be spliced.

Dare I ask who the victim is?
- Coralie.

- Dream!
- I gave her an engagement ring.

I plan to lie in the
pool all night. I'm exhausted.

Pig!

Pigs have it all what they need.

What is it, my dear?

FOR SALE

It's the store. There is a storage
room and a laundry room at the back.

- Not bad.
- Where should I have showrooms?

There is an apartment upstairs,
and a ceiling, also for sale.

Can we go upstairs?

Big stairs!

Here is a large kitchen, living room and
dining room and two small bedrooms.

See!

The terrace is lovely!

- Don't worry, everything is fine!
- The best we've seen so far.

- Use a bedroom for the studio.
- There are no arm shots!

- Giacometti had a very small studio.
- He didn't have to paint an entire exhibit.

No, just masterpieces.
Guest room...

Master bedroom...

A moment.

- I had no idea... What is it?
- Everything is fine.

Better late than never.

Congratulations!
Everything is very positive!

It is not possible!

- Kona di tent gnisten.
- The sparks?

She hot, ten fire trucks
couldn't turn it off.

She's been everywhere after me
behind your back.

I wouldn't disappoint her,
so I gave it a real pinch.

I save your life, I show hospitality,
you steal Coralie and defile my wife.

Somebody had to do it.

- What did he want?
- I do not remember.

- He looked nervous.
- It's probably the nerves, then!

- What's wrong?
- Nothing.

- I told you not to smoke here.
- That's why I'm standing by the window.

Stop smoking.

It's harmful!

- I bought cabbage for cabbage stew.
- It was better.

- You see that I take care of you?
- I know.

What are you doing?

Glorious!

I gave him a drink and he spat.
Take it. It stinks.

- And you haven't?
- Do not come back!

Where is second gear?

Turn on the heating.

- What made you jump?
- I slipped.

Piss talk!

- You who will soon be a father.
- You are the father.

- I donated my sperm voluntarily.
- By fucking my wife?

- It is the only way.
- I resign myself to it.

- You wanted children.
- Not like this.

Alright, that's a shock. But you
have to take responsibility.

I leave. Far.

Do you really want to sell?
Gallery, apartment, attic, and all.

- And Coralie?
- Licensed. You are going out tomorrow.

- Where should I go?
- I blow it.

- Stupid way to get me out.
- I'm stupid, haven't you noticed?

- The world could use more like you.
- Don't switch completely now.

There is a man in you! Rare item. You
are an endangered species.

I never forgive you.

Very well. Where does this Hubert live?

Up there where the light is on.

I won't be long.

- What the... Are you crazy?
- Are you bothering my friend, Christian?

I am his friend. If you are going to work,
so get started!

- You can't force me.
- We will now look at this.

- Stock up!
- Thank you. Should it be one?

To go out!

Are you going to call the police?
Be quick while crossing your fingers.

- You're scaring me.
- I'll gut you!

- You are crazy!
- Sure.

To start to work!

If you really wanted a child,
could we have adopted one?

You always said no.

I would rather adopt an Asian child
then to get the little ones from Boudu.

- It is not too late.
- I want to keep it.

- And if it is deformed?
- So I say it's yours!

Very funny!

It was the best thing
that could happen to us.

- What will people think of me?
- Who knows?

- If the kid inherits Boudu's appearance...
- He can be like me.

Yes, but...
Mentally, you're not...

I am cured. I go straight,
I look good. I don't have vertigo.

I could go online.

Please!

Please.

- An excellent choice.
- Thank you.

Mansour, have you seen that?

- When is it from?
- 2002.

A success!

A whole new style,
full of power and substance!

Substance, yes of course.

You are the queen of ballet.

You will have Elizabeth Frank's book.
I read it yesterday. It's enormous!

- Must be read.
- What is it about?

Refreshments?

- Stages of child development.
- Mine's no bigger than a cherry.

This feeling of rebellion,
sudden primal fear...

- Pure gut feeling, right?
- It shows! Glorious!

It is I who am here.

We have the most incredible profession
in the world! Isn't it, child?

Come say hello to my parents.

Mrs. My lord.

- And you are?
- Their future son-in-law.

What is he working on?

Retired tramp.
30 years on the boom. 30 years of begging.

I saw two or three million
people walk past me indifferently.

I was pissed off
honest and pious people like you.

I tried to die, but Mr. Christian
and Madame Yseult saved my life.

Coralie showed me the
greater tenderness.

I can neither read nor write,
but can see through anyone.

And you, my lord,
you are a man of style.

You'd have a big son-in-law in me, but
unfortunately, I have to stand.

Goodbye, kid.

Where are you going?

I wish I could give you
what you want but I can't.

I don't want to make you unhappy.
Forgive me.

I don't need to be married.
I want to be with you.

Do not leave me!

I'm like a wind, kitty.
Like a violent storm, but that's all.

That's not all.

You can't catch the wind, kitty.

- What is Boudu doing?
- He's leaving.

- He's too big for his own good!
- Too big for us. That's why he leaves.

- It's stupid to give up happiness.
- Stupidity is a virtue.

I thought...

I thought I had tamed it.

It's not the little prince.

You cannot understand it.
I liked it.

Me too, in my own way.
- And you say that now?

We often understand people first
after they left us.

Don't worry about Boudu. If there are
tough times, we hear about him.

What would he say now?

Let's drink before the party is over.
Life is so short.

- He often said that.
- Well, you see, he's still there.

- Is he gone?
- Yes.

Deaf! I refuse to believe it!

Clinton!

You are not dead!
Come here, Clinton! Hop, bisque!

- It's yours?
- Sure! Here with him, thief line!

We didn't steal it, we found him.

Thief!

Bissevoven min!
I have so many things to tell you.

It's bad. Terribly bad.

Cut off your ear!

I want you.

It was new.

I can paint you anywhere!