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www.addic7ed.com
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Come and watch pikeys
making a mess of the lives
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they were given by 'im upstairs.
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And kids they're convinced
aren't actually theirs.
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What sounds on earth
could ever replace
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kids needing money
or wives in your face.
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Cos this, people reckon,
and me included,
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is why pubs and drugs
were kindly invented.
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To calm us all down
to stop us going mental.
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These are Chatsworth Estate's
basic essentials.
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We are worth every penny
for grinding your axes,
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you shit on our head,
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but you pay the taxes.
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Imagine a Britain without
Chatsworth buccaneers,
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who'd come on your
face for the price of a beer.
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Make poverty history,
cheaper drugs now.
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Make poverty history,
cheaper drugs now!
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(LAUGHS)
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Scatter.
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CLOCK TICKS
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NEWSPAPER RUSTLES
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CLOTH SQUEAKS ON GLASS
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Sorry.
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This is fucking ridiculous.
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(SLURPS)
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It's a Friday night.
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Oh, for fuck's...
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CHATTING, DANCE MUSIC
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MUSIC STOPS
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(ALL) Hey!
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All right, fuck the law.
You can smoke inside.
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(ALL CHEER)
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(MAN) Nice one, boys, nice one...
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(MAN) Why? Why? Why would ya
go and lie to me?
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Listen, listen, listen....
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Listen, listen, listen....
No, I'm not listening!
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'Look at them.
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'Who are these people?
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'Never happier than when
they can mix'n'match substances
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'in the company of like-minded
dwellers of the underbelly.
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'How have they survived
the evolution of the species?
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'Breeding like rabbits,
kids having kids,
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'scavengers on the edge of society.
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'Maybe the tabloids are right.
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'Point and laugh, ridicule them,
lock 'em up and throw away the key.
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'Why would anyone choose to
live here and be amongst them?
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'I'm not sure I would.
I'm not sure I'm gonna!
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'And they are my family,
they are my people.
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'My name is Stella Gallagher.
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'Don't worry,
it'll dawn on them eventually.
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'"What have we forgot?" Here we go.
Three, two, one. Bingo.'
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Fuck.
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Stella!
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Oi!
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This is your last fucking warning.
Get it sorted by tomorrow,
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or you're a dead man.
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Cannon and Ball aren't dead, are...
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SHANE! JAMIE!
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Oi! Arsehole!
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What was all that about?
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What was all that about?
Don't know. I've never
seen him before.
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Honest, I haven't. Some fucking
dickhead handing out death threats
to the wrong people.
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Oh, hello.
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The Ugly Police been using batons?
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Fuck off!
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Norma's doing the cake.
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Mm!
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Learnt to bake in jail, says it kept
her in tobacco the whole stretch.
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Yvonne's doing the curry. Lillian's
girls are making the sandwiches,
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and Karen's throwing
in sausage rolls and chicken wings.
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You should stick on a cover charge,
you might make a profit.
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So what time d'you
think I should arrive?
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I want you there at the start.
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Then people'll know we're together.
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Then people'll know we're together.
I'll be 16 and we'll be legal.
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Yeah,
but they'll think it started before.
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So what? You can't control what
other people think, so why bother?
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I'm not bothered.
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(EASTERN EUROPEAN ACCENT)
Church is strong, big numbers.
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Many people from
east of Europe come.
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EU great for Catholics.
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Yeah, cos that's what
the country needs,
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more religious fundamentalists(!)
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Exactly. Not weak,
like Church of England,
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with lady priests and embracing
of the...homosexualists.
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Baptism very serious business.
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We do understand. We take religion
very seriously. Don't we, Frank?
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Fish on Friday,
drink the blood of virgins,
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self-flagellate on a regular basis.
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I could be godfather.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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What is this?
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Baptismal vows I wrote myself.
We were hoping, you know,
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to personalise
the service a little bit.
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What are you?Hippy or something?
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No, we're not into peace,
or anything like that.
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Do you promise to renounce Satan,
and all his works, and all his pomp,
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blah, blah, blah...
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Do you promise to shower
this child with a rainbow of love,
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and sprinkle on her head
the stardust of each wondrous day?
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We do.
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Oh, very much so, we do.
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BABY CRIES
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Excuse me, Father.
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She's not feeding
very well at the minute.
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Oh, no, please - allow me to
reluctantly drag myself away(!)
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Carry on, Father. It gets better.
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All right, settle down.
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You see what you're responsible for?
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Pope fucking Pious
Head Up His Arse in there?
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And you won't thank us for it,
will ya,
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when you'll be drinking cider on
street corners like all the rest.
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when you'll be drinking cider on
street corners like all the rest.
(STELLA) Would you blame me?
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Hello?
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All this crap about
showering me wi' love,
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it's just words to you, innit?
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Oh, yeah, very funny(!)
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Rip the piss out of
the sleep-deprived new father.
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The only sleep-deprivation
you've ever suffered
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has been caused by popping too many
E's of a night in The Jockey.
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Babies enter life pure,
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but they lose their innocence when
they're exposed to people like you.
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What's the matter?
Cat got your tongue?
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Bit early to be mashed, innit, Dad?
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No. Y-Yeah.
Y-You're probably right.
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You ought to be sterilised,
the lot of ya.
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Being a parent should be
a privilege, not a right.
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Course it should.
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I-I-I'll just leave this with ya.
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(PRIEST)..Strike lightning
for such blaspheming!
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(MONICA) But, Father!
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(MONICA) But, Father!
No buts. My decision is made.
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Absolutely not.
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No personal vows, tradition only.
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But, Father...!
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But, Father...!
And think very carefully.
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Not every Tom, Dick and
Jerry can be godfather.
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Not every Tom, Dick and
Jerry can be godfather.
I could be godfather!
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It's like communism
never fucking happened.
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Frank?
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Yeah... What? Yeah. W-What?
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Our baby,
growing inside your belly.
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We'll even have a picture
after today, won't we?
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It's only a scan, Shane.
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It's like an X-ray of a peanut.
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Tell you whatismiraculous though,
I've got piles already.
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God knows what they'll be like
when I'm the size of a gable-end.
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I'm sure your tits
are getting bigger.
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I'm sure your tits
are getting bigger.
Easy, tiger!
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Your 10.30's in, love. I should be
charging you ground rent.
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I'm security.
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With a face like that,
you should beinsecurity.
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With a face like that,
you should beinsecurity.
Best make myself scarce, then.
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Come on, Shane,
we've talked about this.
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They pay extra cos I'm up the duff.
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We'll need the cash.
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You and this baby mean
everything to me, to all of us.
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I know.
I'll see you later for the scan.
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OK.
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(STELLA) There's been a mistake.
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I shouldn't be with you and her.
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Look at the pair of ya.
This estate, what chance have I got?
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The same as anybody else.
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Exactly - none.
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Oh, no, please don't say that!
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What, you can hear her as well?
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Of course I can.
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I'm her mother.
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Well, thank you very much
for fucking sharing.
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I thought I was going off my dinger!
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I thought I was going off my dinger!
Well, what was I supposed to say?!
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"Oh, hello. Sorry, Frank,
but I'm communing
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"with the spirit of
Caspar the Grumpy Baby?"
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I'm a listener.
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Only when you're not talking.
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Only when you're not talking.
You talk all the fucking...
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Only when you're not talking.
You talk all the fucking...
Oi, role models!
Stop arguing for two minutes.
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The deal's off.
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I'm not feeding, I'm not sleeping.
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I'm just gonna...go.
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Oi, nip it, you!
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You're upsetting your mother.
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She carried you around
for nine months, didn't she?
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All right, fair point.
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She did manage to stay off
the pills and the booze...mostly.
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Tell you what, you find me
five good men on the Chatsworth,
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show that there's something
decent about the place
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and I'll stick around, give it a go.
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Well, how do we prove that? You want
signed confirmation, or what?
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Hello?! I'm trying to establish
the rules of the game here.
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She's been doing this for days,
talking, then going quiet.
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All right, all right.
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Five good men - or women, I presume -
on the Chatsworth? No sweat.
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Salt of the earth, round here.
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It's hardly a curry, Debbie,
without garam masala.
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Just a bit of cardamom and chilli.
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I know, but our toilet was
like Piccadilly on a Saturday
for two days after.
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All right.
I'll keep it mild.
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Something else?
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Something else?
No.
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Everything all right, Tom?
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Yeah, just the new
Community Initiative.
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No trouble in the precinct?
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No, it's been dead.
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Stan didn't say owt
about a new initiative.
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No, it's a secret. No-one knows.
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You're Debbie Gallagher, aren't you?
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You're Debbie Gallagher, aren't you?
That's right.
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Didn't I hear that you've got
a birthday coming up?
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Didn't I hear that you've got
a birthday coming up?
My sixteenth.
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What you doing? I know that you go
out with each other. Stan told me.
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What?
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He's my partner, Tom.
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We tell each other everything.
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This is so embarrassing.
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Debbie, wait!
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That was so humiliating.
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I know.
I thought we could trust Stan.
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That's not the point. It's bizarre,
pretending we don't know each other.
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If Yvonne knows,
everyone probably does.
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Trust me, it'll be worth it,
they'll be off our backs.
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Trust me, it'll be worth it,
they'll be off our backs.
No-one is on our backs, Tom.
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Love's young dream!
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Don't let me interrupt ya.
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LOUD BANG
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Fuck!
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Are you determined to become
a human punchbag, or what?
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Are you determined to become
a human punchbag, or what?
Sorry. I weren't paying attention.
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You don't look right good, mate.
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You don't look right good, mate.
Just a little freaked out
from last night.
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Want me to see what I can find out?
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Want me to see what I can find out?
No, leave it. It's not worth it.
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You don't have to pay me
or owt like that.
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I could do with t' practice.
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I could do with t' practice.
Nah. Cheers, though.
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What's the wood for?
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It's a secret project. For Kelly.
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Ian!
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It's not him!
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It's not him!
What?
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It's not him!
What?
It's the wrong fucking geezer.
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How is that red hair?!
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Shit!
244
00:13:02,020 --> 00:13:06,019
I came as soon as I heard.
I've had me mobile off all day.
245
00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:08,259
Oh, my God. He's in a coma!
246
00:13:08,260 --> 00:13:12,259
No, he's not. They put him to sleep,
to help his body get over the shock.
247
00:13:12,260 --> 00:13:15,859
He had a miraculous escape.No
broken bones or internal bleeding,
248
00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:17,019
just stitches.
249
00:13:17,020 --> 00:13:20,139
Was it the guy who
nutted him outside The Jockey?
250
00:13:20,140 --> 00:13:21,179
I got the plate.
251
00:13:21,180 --> 00:13:22,299
We don't want any trouble.
252
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:26,299
No. I'll just have a little chat
with him about the Highway Code.
253
00:13:29,420 --> 00:13:31,579
Ian, love.
254
00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:33,139
How d'you feel?
255
00:13:33,140 --> 00:13:34,979
Ian, son,
256
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:38,979
it's me, your adoptive father.
257
00:13:39,460 --> 00:13:41,379
Can you talk?
258
00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:45,379
Liam, get a doctor.
259
00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:48,459
Ian, say something.
260
00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:51,939
Yeah, you're freaking us out.
261
00:13:51,940 --> 00:13:55,939
Who the fuck's Ian?
262
00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:04,659
I should be so lucky,
lucky, lucky, lucky...
263
00:14:05,340 --> 00:14:08,979
After ten o'clock, put 5p on a packet
of 10, 10p on a packet of 20...
264
00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:12,659
Hope you're hungry.
Nothing like a tea-time fry-up.
265
00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:14,539
Something wrong?
266
00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:16,379
It's just we're fasting, Stan.
267
00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:16,579
It's not Ramadan.
268
00:14:16,580 --> 00:14:18,219
It's not Ramadan.
It's Sawm.
269
00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:20,339
We do it every year for a week.
270
00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:22,979
It don't matter. We're not
looking to impose.No.
271
00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:26,979
I'll do it as well. We're a family
unit. Got to support each other.
272
00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:35,259
For fuck's sake, Shane!
273
00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:41,939
Twenty a day. Trying to keep the baby
small, cos I'm too posh to push.
274
00:14:45,780 --> 00:14:47,979
'What team do you support?'
275
00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:49,139
I don't know.
276
00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:50,259
United.City.
277
00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:54,259
Maybe something more cultural.
Erm...
278
00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:58,259
What's your favourite uniform,
firefighter or Household Cavalry?
279
00:14:58,260 --> 00:15:01,499
Yeah, something a bit closer to home.
280
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,579
Do you remember your
middle name, son?
281
00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:06,899
That's a trick question.
He hasn't got one.
282
00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:09,099
We didn't give him a middle name?
283
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,499
Fuck, how poor were we?
284
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:12,019
Why aren't you dressed?
285
00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:15,499
There's nothing wrong with you,
bar a few stitches.
286
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,259
We've had worse playground
accidents.
287
00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:19,179
We've had worse playground
accidents.
But he hasn't got a memory.
288
00:15:19,180 --> 00:15:22,939
I don't remember Saturday night,
but you don't see me hogging a bed.
289
00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:26,419
Come on! Chop chop! If you want
R&R, check into The Priory.
290
00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:28,219
Oh yeah! You'd love that!
291
00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:32,099
Clear the wards, replace them
with high-priced rehabilitation
292
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:34,099
for the working classes, which...
293
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,859
Yeah, whatever.
294
00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:38,339
Give him his clothes.
295
00:15:38,340 --> 00:15:39,219
He hasn't got any.
They cut them off him.
296
00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:40,779
He hasn't got any.
They cut them off him.
Didn't you bring any spare?
297
00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:41,939
Did you?
298
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:44,339
You know what the weirdest thing is?
299
00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:46,459
I don't know any of you.
300
00:15:46,460 --> 00:15:50,179
Don't know who my mates are.
301
00:15:50,180 --> 00:15:54,179
Couldn't even say if I
had a girlfriend or not.
302
00:15:58,380 --> 00:15:59,379
We'll have to tell him.
303
00:15:59,380 --> 00:16:00,499
We'll have to tell him.
No, we don't.
304
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,619
This could be a second chance.
305
00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:03,619
This could be a second chance.
Second chance for what?
306
00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:06,779
Not to be a poof. He might
not remember he fancies blokes.
307
00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:10,779
It's not a choice, it's part of you,
like the colour of your eyes, or...
308
00:16:11,860 --> 00:16:14,059
Your favourite curry or something.
309
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:17,019
Mum, you know when you was a dyke?
Did you choose it,
310
00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:18,819
or was it in your genes.
311
00:16:18,820 --> 00:16:21,459
Ah, discussing the
girlfriend problem, are we?
312
00:16:21,460 --> 00:16:25,459
Well, I've no idea how you
tell someone they're too Plug
313
00:16:25,740 --> 00:16:27,979
to have ever had a bird.
314
00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:29,659
I suggest
315
00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:33,299
we keep it between ourselves,
shall we?
316
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:37,019
Oh, look at you!
317
00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:38,419
He looks like an old man.
318
00:16:38,420 --> 00:16:40,339
Who give you that shirt?Oxfam?!
319
00:16:40,340 --> 00:16:43,579
I don't give a toss.
Get here in 20 minutes.
320
00:16:43,580 --> 00:16:46,779
Terrible thing, amnesia.
Imagine not being able to
321
00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:50,779
remember your loved ones,
or what kind of pies you like.
322
00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:52,579
He might be fine,
back to normal.
323
00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:53,979
Not with brain injuries.
324
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:57,419
They can completely
change your character.
325
00:16:57,420 --> 00:17:00,939
I'm so sorry. I've been
looking for you everywhere.
326
00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:02,659
I went to hospital
with Ian Gallagher.
327
00:17:02,660 --> 00:17:03,739
I went to hospital
with Ian Gallagher.
We heard.
328
00:17:03,740 --> 00:17:05,019
How is he?
329
00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:06,859
He don't know if it's
Christmas or Crackerjack.
330
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:10,859
He don't know if it's
Christmas or Crackerjack.
Crackerjack!
331
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:13,419
Well?
332
00:17:13,420 --> 00:17:14,619
What?
333
00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:17,459
The scan.
I want to see a picture of the baby.
334
00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:20,899
They didn't do it. Needs
two of you there. I'm tired
335
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:24,899
And what's wi' sawdust?
336
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:29,579
Terrible thing, amnesia.
337
00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:33,299
Imagine not being able to
remember your loved ones,
338
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:37,299
or what kind of pies you like.
339
00:17:44,620 --> 00:17:46,219
Easy! Stitches!
340
00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:48,579
Sorry. I'm Mandy,
341
00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:50,259
your brother's ex-partner,
342
00:17:50,260 --> 00:17:52,939
mother of your niece.
343
00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:54,939
And mate.
344
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:58,459
I'm gonna have to start
writing this down.
345
00:17:58,460 --> 00:18:02,459
This is the kitchen.
346
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:04,779
And this is the kettle.
347
00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:07,699
I know what stuff is.
348
00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:11,699
Listen. I'm shattered
and I wouldn't mind a kip.
349
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:15,579
Of course, love.
Well, show him his room, then.
350
00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:18,659
Get him some clothes. It's his memory
he's lost, not his fashion sense.
351
00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:21,259
Get him some clothes. It's his memory
he's lost, not his fashion sense.
I've got some magazines to show you.
352
00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:24,779
Not the ones with the animals.
Don't wanna confuse him.
353
00:18:24,780 --> 00:18:26,579
Did the baby feed?
354
00:18:26,580 --> 00:18:28,379
Not a drop.
355
00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:30,499
Been upstairs a couple of hours.
356
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,699
I've checked on her, but
she's just lying there awake.
357
00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:35,619
How 'bout her?
358
00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:36,819
She's all right.
359
00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:38,259
Or her?
360
00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:42,259
Look, just give us a rest, will you?
361
00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:00,259
Franny Gower?
362
00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:04,259
Boiled his neighbour's parrot on
the stove. Said it were abusive.
363
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,339
Xavier O'Neill?
364
00:19:06,340 --> 00:19:08,259
Cut his mother up in the bath.
365
00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:12,259
What about old Aggie Palmer? Nobody's
ever had a bad word to say about her.
366
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:16,099
They kicked her out
the sheltered housing.
367
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:19,299
Turned out she never needed
that wheelchair.Fuck!
368
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:20,779
There must be somebody!
369
00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:22,979
I mean good's a relative concept.
370
00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:26,979
So if we could get her to be
more specific, or lower the number.
371
00:19:28,340 --> 00:19:31,219
'Fine. One good person.
Not five. One.
372
00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:34,939
'That's all you need to find and
you'll be up shit creek with that.'
373
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:38,939
Hey, language! No swearing before
you're six months. She's right.
374
00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:42,379
What does "good" mean?
375
00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:46,299
One person's good man
is another person's arsehole.
376
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:48,499
Look at Terry Waite. Moaning bastard.
377
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:49,819
'Tick, tock...'
378
00:19:49,820 --> 00:19:51,339
It's not a game!
379
00:19:51,340 --> 00:19:53,259
'Tick, tock, tick...'
380
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:56,939
Eh! Alexander the Great ruled half
of Asia by the time he was your age.
381
00:19:56,940 --> 00:19:59,619
Stop wasting your mystical,
382
00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:03,619
fucking talking baby
powers tormenting us!
383
00:20:03,860 --> 00:20:05,219
What you doing?
384
00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:08,059
New parenting
technique, all the rage.
385
00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:12,059
Compare your baby to figures from
history. It helps them be achievers.
386
00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:16,619
We're off out.
387
00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:21,019
How are you feeling?
388
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,179
Fine.Norma.
389
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,379
Live in the Dormobile out back.
390
00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:26,779
Why?
391
00:20:26,780 --> 00:20:30,779
Oh, this should be good.
392
00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:37,379
Oh, hi.
393
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:44,499
MUSIC
394
00:20:59,260 --> 00:21:01,939
Anyone there? Please let me out!
395
00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:05,939
Let me out. It wasn't me.
You've got the wrong man.
396
00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:10,219
Honestly, it wasn't me.
397
00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:12,099
How d'you get on?
398
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:13,179
Fuck all.
399
00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:13,779
What?
400
00:21:13,780 --> 00:21:15,499
What?
You?
401
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:19,499
(SIGHS)
402
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:24,739
I know!
403
00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:28,099
Old Harry. He ran the
Scouts and the Boys' Club.
404
00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:30,019
Harry, Lollipop Man.Yeah.
405
00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:32,979
OBE!
406
00:21:32,980 --> 00:21:34,379
Would you like a sweetie?
407
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:37,339
Oh, for fuck's sake!
408
00:21:37,340 --> 00:21:41,339
Thanks a fucking bunch, Harry.
You were my safe bet.
409
00:21:48,380 --> 00:21:49,579
Hiya, Carl.
410
00:21:49,580 --> 00:21:53,179
You all right?
411
00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:55,579
You're popular.
412
00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:59,579
Patsy Bell. Gave four of us a seeing
to last summer, behind the Reccy.
413
00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:02,299
Not as popular as you.
You're a right shagger.
414
00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:04,859
The girls round
here are totally into you.
415
00:22:04,860 --> 00:22:07,539
Surprised you're not
a Dad ten times over.
416
00:22:07,540 --> 00:22:11,219
Bollocks.
417
00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:12,819
Lick it, you buy it. All right?!
418
00:22:12,820 --> 00:22:16,379
Like her.
She was mad into you for ages.
419
00:22:16,380 --> 00:22:18,539
Husband left cos of it.
420
00:22:18,540 --> 00:22:19,699
Did we...?
421
00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:22,099
Yeah, all the time.
422
00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:23,899
Hiya, love. How's your head?
423
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:25,419
Cool.
424
00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:28,619
Just getting back to myself.
425
00:22:28,620 --> 00:22:31,899
Just gonna go for a walk.
426
00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:35,059
Maybe once I'm back
on my feet,
427
00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:39,059
we can... spend some
time together.
428
00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:44,299
Whatever it is you've been
saying to him, pack it in!
429
00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:51,459
What you doing?
430
00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:53,099
Nothing.
431
00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:55,499
Not cruising for company, are ya?
432
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,859
Not got an itch to scratch?
433
00:22:57,860 --> 00:23:00,659
No.
434
00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:03,619
You're a homo.
435
00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:05,619
What?
436
00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:09,339
A homosexual. A man
who fancies other men...
437
00:23:09,340 --> 00:23:11,419
Yeah, I know what a homosexual is.
438
00:23:11,420 --> 00:23:15,419
Well, that's you.
439
00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:17,619
You're full of shit.
440
00:23:17,620 --> 00:23:19,099
It's true!
441
00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:20,819
You were one even before I was.
442
00:23:20,820 --> 00:23:22,819
Well, before I admitted it.
443
00:23:22,820 --> 00:23:25,659
So, how come I've
shagged all those women?
444
00:23:25,660 --> 00:23:26,859
What women?
445
00:23:26,860 --> 00:23:29,259
The one at the shop,
she were one of them.
446
00:23:29,260 --> 00:23:31,859
I saw her a minute ago.
She was totally into me.
447
00:23:31,860 --> 00:23:32,779
Who? Yvonne?
448
00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:34,379
Who? Yvonne?
Yeah.
449
00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:36,619
You never shagged her.
450
00:23:36,620 --> 00:23:39,419
You shagged her husband.
451
00:23:39,420 --> 00:23:42,499
You're sick.
452
00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:45,339
You did!
453
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:47,859
And you loved him.
454
00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:51,859
And his name was Kash.
455
00:23:58,660 --> 00:23:59,699
Have you got a pink car?
456
00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:03,699
Have you got a pink car?
You're remembering.
457
00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:14,399
What you doing?
458
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:18,399
Taking in the air.
459
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:22,599
Has it all coming flooding back?
460
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:26,599
Not really.
461
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:29,519
A bit.
462
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:33,359
It's bizarre,
I keep getting this feeling,
463
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:36,359
I don't know if I'm happy
or if I'm not.
464
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:38,959
Nobody's happy.
465
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,439
It's only in retrospect,
looking back, you think
466
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,119
"Fuck, that was a good time."
467
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:47,119
So, how do I know if I'm doing
the right thing, with my life?
468
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:48,679
Do I look like Oprah?
469
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:52,679
Who?
470
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,959
Just follow your gut,
see where it takes you.
471
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:58,959
Is that what you did?
472
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:03,679
I have the face I deserve son,
make your own judgement.
473
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,719
What does that mean?
474
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:11,719
Fucked if I know.
475
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,959
You've got to show support.
476
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,639
I mean, Yvonne's great.
477
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,719
Never been any pressure
for me to convert or anything.
478
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,279
It's the least I can do.
479
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:28,319
And besides, it's got to stand
me in good stead, hasn't it?
480
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,719
Brownie points in the...
personal stakes.
481
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,919
What, sex?
482
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,999
No monkey business
during fasting, Stanley.
483
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,959
Didn't she tell ya?
484
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:42,839
It's about self-control, patience,
485
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:46,839
atonement for us faults and
misdeeds, cleansing your inner soul.
486
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:52,199
I gave up chocolate for Lent
16 years running, but no sex?
487
00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:55,319
The whole point of being
in a relationship is that...
488
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,599
It'll be worth it, Stan,
489
00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:00,439
you'll feel better about
yourself, and you'll have
earned it when it comes.
490
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,079
What?
491
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:06,119
The food, or the other?
492
00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:07,759
Both.
493
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:11,759
At the same time?
494
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:18,159
What's the big mystery?
495
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,679
Did somebody die?
496
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,759
Just, er, sit down.
497
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:27,719
This is Caley Quigley,
she's an Aislingeach.
498
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,759
I'm sorry, I'm none the wiser.
499
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,759
A Dreamer, an Irish visionary.
500
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,479
She sees things other people can't.
501
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:36,479
Still don't get it.
502
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,639
She can tell us about the baby,
503
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:42,639
if he's healthy, and happy
and what sex he might be.
504
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,879
And all she'll have to do
is put her hands on your belly.
505
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,479
She will fucking not!
506
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,919
Wait,
Kel, come on this is important.
507
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:54,239
Her mother was an Aislingeach,
and her grandmother before that.
508
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,239
Caley has dreamt of every
child born into this family.
509
00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:00,599
Her hands know my womb
better than I know it meself.
510
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:04,599
Please.
511
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:11,679
Fine.
512
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:20,039
Grope away.
513
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,119
Relax.
514
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:26,119
You'll probably feel
a wee tingling go through you,
515
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:30,119
but it's nothing
to be alarmed about.
516
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,959
It's very early in the pregnancy.
517
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:38,959
If I could just...
518
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:52,039
I see a boy.
519
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,759
A big, healthy, hairy, boy.
520
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,439
I knew it! >
521
00:27:56,440 --> 00:28:00,439
The seed of my son is strong!
522
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:13,639
I am so tired me eyeballs feel like
they've been dipped in vinegar.
523
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,559
D'you think we're sick?
524
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:20,959
That's not easy to say.
525
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,879
Some people think you're
born with it, others think
526
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,839
that it's nurture over nature.
527
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:29,839
With you, being a dyke was more
lifestyle choice, wasn't it?
528
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,519
I'm not talking about Norma
and me,
529
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,439
I'm talking about us.
530
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:39,439
Our daughter's talking to us,
through some sort of baby telepathy.
531
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:43,519
I think it means
we are good parents.
532
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,759
I feel...
533
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:51,159
that I have a particularly
strong bond with her.
534
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,159
So, er, what's her middle name?
535
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:58,159
It's something weird, in't it?
536
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,959
Brian?
537
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:05,959
Mum, she's freaking me out,
she keeps staring all the time.
538
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,679
Iana.
539
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:15,679
Her middle name's Iana.
540
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:19,879
Think I prefer Brian.
541
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:23,479
Jamie, get yourself
into that dusky cellar,
542
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,359
and remove a crate
of your finest champagne
543
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,279
and none of your
sparkling wine shite.
544
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,039
What's the occasion?
545
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:32,039
It's a boy.
A healthy, bouncing, baby boy.
546
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:33,079
You're looking well on it.
547
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:34,439
How far gone are you?
548
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,639
Thirteen weeks.
549
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,679
Caley Quigley were over
and everything
550
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,839
is exactly as it should be.
551
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,519
Well, congratulations again, Debbie.
552
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,599
I, I better be going.
553
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,399
Nonsense, you're going nowhere.
554
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,799
Get yourself and this lovely
girlfriend of yours a drink on me.
555
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,239
In fact, drinks all round.
556
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,599
She's not my girlfriend.
557
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,639
Of course she is.
You've been seeing each other for...
558
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,519
For months. What are you doing?
559
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:03,519
Oh, my God.
560
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,839
Does everybody know?
561
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:13,999
It seems like it.
562
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,839
Well, this is a disaster.
563
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:20,799
You're only concerned with
what other people think.
564
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,559
We've only been going
out a few months.
565
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:25,799
It should be young
and carefree and fun.
566
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,119
It is fun.
567
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:31,119
When was the last time you
surprised me, did something wild?
568
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,639
I do wild things.
569
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:34,879
No, you don't.
570
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,999
You act like you're...
571
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,279
old.
572
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:43,279
VOICE OVER THE RADIO
573
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,519
I have to go.
574
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:53,519
Thanks, doctor.
575
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,759
That was about as useful
as an echo in a coffin.
576
00:30:56,760 --> 00:31:00,759
He says there's nothing
physically wrong with her.
577
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,119
We could always take her to casualty.
578
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,319
What, on a weekend,
in the Chatsworth?
579
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,119
She's really still.
580
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:11,119
Her eyes don't even
follow you when you move.
581
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,959
'You couldn't find one, could ya?
582
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,519
'Not one good person
on this whole estate.'
583
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:20,559
We're still trying.
584
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:24,319
'Don't waste your time. I'll
be gone, and we can all move on.'
585
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,959
Why don't you have a little milk
586
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,319
and then a nap, and we can
carry on looking tomorrow?
587
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,239
Why are you saying stuff to her?
588
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:35,239
We're communicating, son.
589
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,439
Just...just listen.
590
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:41,399
'It's nothing personal, you know?
I don't hate you. It's just...
591
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,999
'I'd hoped for more.'
592
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,999
Will you try, baby?
593
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,919
Talk to us, sweetheart.
594
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:53,519
Whatever it is...
595
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:57,519
..I promise too.
596
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,519
Anything?
597
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,239
I'm sorry if I hurt ya.
598
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,239
It were a long time ago.
599
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:31,239
And you were... you are a good lad.
600
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:35,479
Weren't down to you.
601
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,679
Doesn't look like
the venue for the high point
602
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,279
in anybody's life though.
603
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:40,559
Were it?
604
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,079
I can remember it.
605
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:46,079
Ian,
stop reminiscing and come with me.
606
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:53,759
Shane got the licence plate.
607
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,679
Couple of phone calls.
608
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,039
Present from the family.
609
00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,159
What am I supposed to do with them?
610
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:03,159
Anything,they tried to kill you.
611
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,319
Which one first?
Left or right?
612
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:06,799
What?
613
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,119
You know, eeny-meeny-miney-moe.
614
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,119
No.
615
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,759
I can do 'em, if it bothers you?
616
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,199
Me Dad and Shane normally
do this sort of stuff,
617
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,959
but how hard can it be?
618
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,039
No, I mean...
619
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,119
I might not know who I am,
620
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,119
but I know I'd rather
fuck them than chop 'em up.
621
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:22,999
What?
622
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,759
Is this what my life's been like?
623
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:27,279
Sneaking around,
scared to tell anyone I'm gay,
624
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,199
but happy to
get involved in murder?
625
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:32,959
No, not the murder bit.
We mainly keep that in the family.
626
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,919
I don't want this, Micky.
627
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:37,559
Why would I want to remember this?
628
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,119
But they're hoodlums.
629
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,159
Not them, everything.
630
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:45,159
All of it.
My whole fucking so-called life.
631
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:49,559
Ian!
632
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,559
Hello?
633
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:57,119
Please, baby, please.
634
00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:01,119
You're mother's in there throwing up
rings round herself with worry.
635
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:05,359
We'll try, we will try.
636
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,199
I mean we've been trying...
637
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:12,039
Please, please, please...
638
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:13,879
♪ Don't go breaking my heart
639
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,559
♪ I won't go breaking your heart
640
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:19,359
♪ Don't go breaking my heart
641
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:23,359
♪ I won't go breaking your heart... ♪
642
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,999
If I could have your attention.
643
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,799
Sorry for interrupting
your drinking,
644
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:44,799
but I'd like you to join me
in extending your best wishes
to the Birthday Girl...
645
00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:50,359
and my girlfriend, Debbie Gallagher.
646
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:54,359
CHEERING
647
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,439
Time to open the gifts, I think...
648
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:01,439
me first.
649
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:03,919
For fuck's sake, hurry up!
650
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:07,919
Go on.
651
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:13,679
It's a key to our flat.
652
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,239
I put down a deposit this evening.
653
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:20,239
Who says I can't be wild, eh?
654
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:24,839
Say something.
655
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:28,839
I don't want to live with you, Tom.
656
00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:41,239
Debbie, wait!
657
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,239
What do you mean
you don't want to live with me?
658
00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:47,879
What made you think I would?
659
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,239
Well, you love me, don't you?
660
00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:52,239
Of course I do.
661
00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:54,239
But I'm not ready for that
commitment.
662
00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:56,879
How am I supposed to know
what you want, Debbie?
663
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,879
You know, do something wild,
surprise me, you said.
664
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:00,719
Yeah, but not like this.
665
00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:03,519
Then like what?
666
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:07,519
It's like dealing
with a child sometimes.
667
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,919
I don't, I don't mean that.
668
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:12,959
Well, I do...
669
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,599
A bit.
670
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:18,599
You want to be wild and carefree
and passionate and unpredictable,
fine.
671
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:23,039
But I've got a job
and concerns and responsibilities.
672
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:26,919
Now you can laugh at me for
trying to get us off on a respectable
673
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:30,039
footing with the people who live
round here, but one of us has to.
674
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:31,119
I'm 16.
675
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:34,479
I don't care about
being respectable.
676
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,519
Well, I do.
677
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,359
I've never had it.
678
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,599
I never grew up with a family.
679
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,479
You want to wing it
and be a teenager, I don't.
680
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:46,719
I've been there, and truth be told,
I didn't really enjoy it
681
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:50,519
the first time round.
682
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:54,519
So, what do we do?
683
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:58,799
I don't think I even have to say it.
684
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,999
No, don't follow me.
685
00:37:20,220 --> 00:37:21,739
Come wi' me.
686
00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:25,739
Since when did you turn into
an international man o' mystery?
687
00:37:27,060 --> 00:37:30,579
I don't know if I can take
any more surprises, Shane.
688
00:37:30,580 --> 00:37:31,779
Come on.
689
00:37:31,780 --> 00:37:35,019
Jamie!
690
00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:37,619
This is why all the sawdust.
691
00:37:37,620 --> 00:37:41,619
Inside of my mouth's been like
a butcher's floor
for the past few days.
692
00:37:43,900 --> 00:37:46,539
Da-da.
693
00:37:46,540 --> 00:37:50,539
I wanted to build him one meself,
before anybody bought him one.
It needs a...
694
00:37:51,980 --> 00:37:55,979
I'm not pregnant, Shane.
695
00:37:56,620 --> 00:38:00,219
It's a pseudocyesis,
696
00:38:00,220 --> 00:38:03,739
a phantom pregnancy...
like hysterics get.
697
00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:05,579
What about the dream?
698
00:38:05,580 --> 00:38:09,579
She must have been dreaming about
somebody else. I had the scan, Shane.
699
00:38:11,820 --> 00:38:15,739
Here's the baby.
700
00:38:15,740 --> 00:38:17,739
It's non existent, Shane.
701
00:38:17,740 --> 00:38:20,979
It's an empty fucking space.
702
00:38:20,980 --> 00:38:24,299
Seems I'm having some kind
of breakdown.
703
00:38:24,300 --> 00:38:28,299
I either want a baby too much,
or I don't want one at all,
they can't tell me.
704
00:38:28,820 --> 00:38:32,819
All they do know is,
my fucking stupid body made it up,
705
00:38:32,940 --> 00:38:36,939
so I'm sorry, but I can't give you
a son, or a daughter, or anything.
706
00:38:37,780 --> 00:38:40,579
No, don't touch me.
707
00:38:40,580 --> 00:38:44,579
Mum.
708
00:38:46,180 --> 00:38:50,179
(SOBS)
709
00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:04,539
How you doing?
710
00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:09,019
You shouldn't be going
steady at your age, any road.
711
00:39:09,020 --> 00:39:13,019
At least not with someone who's
old enough to be your grandfather.
712
00:39:16,660 --> 00:39:18,179
I just feel so stupid,
713
00:39:18,180 --> 00:39:21,619
getting so teary over a boy.
You're the one with real problems.
714
00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:23,059
getting so teary over a boy.
You're the one with real problems.
Cheers.
715
00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:24,459
You know what I mean.
716
00:39:24,460 --> 00:39:26,419
I'm remembering stuff.
717
00:39:26,420 --> 00:39:27,979
Well, some stuff.
718
00:39:27,980 --> 00:39:31,099
And...?
719
00:39:31,100 --> 00:39:33,259
I can't believe that's all there is,
720
00:39:33,260 --> 00:39:36,939
that I've settled for what I've got.
721
00:39:36,940 --> 00:39:38,539
You haven't settled.
722
00:39:38,540 --> 00:39:41,059
Everyone thinks
the sun shines out your arse.
723
00:39:41,060 --> 00:39:45,059
Not about what other
people think, though, is it?
724
00:39:54,780 --> 00:39:56,459
Carl's right.
725
00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:57,699
No, he's not!
726
00:39:57,700 --> 00:40:00,499
About the gay thing.
727
00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:02,859
About it being a second chance.
728
00:40:02,860 --> 00:40:06,859
I've got to make changes, Debs.
729
00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:17,779
Get shot of the carrots, Ches.
730
00:40:17,780 --> 00:40:20,619
After sundown, all bets are off.
731
00:40:20,620 --> 00:40:21,819
What have you got?
732
00:40:21,820 --> 00:40:25,179
What have I not got. Must have
nearly every dish on Ashoka's menu.
733
00:40:25,180 --> 00:40:28,739
Have you really had nothing to
eat or drink, sunrise to sunset?
734
00:40:28,740 --> 00:40:31,939
Two days now. I'm really
starting to feel the benefit.
735
00:40:31,940 --> 00:40:33,899
Didn't think you were up to it.
736
00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:37,619
I can understand supporting us
during Ramadan, but Sawm's voluntary.
737
00:40:37,620 --> 00:40:40,379
That's going the extra mile.
738
00:40:40,380 --> 00:40:44,379
Voluntary?
739
00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:51,179
Sawm is voluntary.
Not compulsory, voluntary.
740
00:40:51,180 --> 00:40:52,259
Yeah, I know.
741
00:40:52,260 --> 00:40:54,979
Chicken jalfrezi and a lamb bhuna.
Get upstairs.
742
00:40:54,980 --> 00:40:58,979
But...Now!
743
00:40:59,220 --> 00:41:03,219
Mum?
744
00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:07,419
Debbie!
Please, we have to talk.
745
00:41:08,780 --> 00:41:12,779
Debbie!
746
00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:17,179
Oi, I've got a baby
sleeping in there, or not sleeping.
747
00:41:17,180 --> 00:41:18,539
She's still in there.
748
00:41:18,540 --> 00:41:19,979
I want to talk to her.
749
00:41:19,980 --> 00:41:22,739
That's a woman's prerogative, son.
Lesson number one.
750
00:41:22,740 --> 00:41:24,859
That's a woman's prerogative, son.
Lesson number one.
I said, I want to talk to her!
751
00:41:24,860 --> 00:41:26,099
Agh!
752
00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:28,379
What did you do that for?
753
00:41:28,380 --> 00:41:30,819
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
754
00:41:30,820 --> 00:41:33,859
Just...
Because you picked the wrong night.
755
00:41:33,860 --> 00:41:37,859
There's been enough crying
round here. I'm not having it.
756
00:41:38,540 --> 00:41:40,099
I've got a gun.
757
00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:43,019
Yeah, and I don't give
a monkey's fart if you use it.
758
00:41:43,020 --> 00:41:47,019
I've got a wife and a daughter
in there, both of whom are going to
need scraping off the floor later.
759
00:41:48,220 --> 00:41:52,219
So go on, do your worst.
760
00:41:53,700 --> 00:41:56,539
Fine.
761
00:41:56,540 --> 00:42:00,539
I'll use it on myself.
762
00:42:01,140 --> 00:42:02,379
Dad?
763
00:42:02,380 --> 00:42:05,339
Go inside, Carl.
764
00:42:05,340 --> 00:42:06,579
You don't understand.
765
00:42:06,580 --> 00:42:07,939
I can't make you out,
you've got the...
766
00:42:07,940 --> 00:42:11,059
I can't make you out,
you've got the...
You don't understand. I love her.
767
00:42:11,060 --> 00:42:15,059
I've got nine kids
by two different women,
768
00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:19,699
both of whom are beautifully demented
in their own unique manner.
769
00:42:20,540 --> 00:42:23,099
You think I haven't shed tears?
770
00:42:23,100 --> 00:42:25,819
We could have made it
if it wasn't for everybody else.
771
00:42:25,820 --> 00:42:28,539
We could have made it
if it wasn't for everybody else.
There's always someone to blame.
772
00:42:28,540 --> 00:42:31,819
I'll tell you something
I do know, though.
773
00:42:31,820 --> 00:42:33,659
When it goes bad,
774
00:42:33,660 --> 00:42:37,659
no matter how hard you try,
you'll never get it back again.
775
00:42:37,740 --> 00:42:39,779
Never!
776
00:42:39,780 --> 00:42:42,459
So just gather yourself up,
and move on.
777
00:42:42,460 --> 00:42:43,739
I'd rather die.
778
00:42:43,740 --> 00:42:46,379
Then, think on this, Constable.
779
00:42:46,380 --> 00:42:48,699
That is my daughter in there,
780
00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:51,179
and if you ruin her life
781
00:42:51,180 --> 00:42:55,179
by blowing your charming,
but deeply flawed, Celtic brains
782
00:42:56,380 --> 00:42:58,299
all over my back yard,
783
00:42:58,300 --> 00:43:02,299
I will piss on your grave
each and every fucking day.
784
00:43:03,620 --> 00:43:07,619
That I promise ya.
785
00:43:09,580 --> 00:43:12,139
Don't be a daftie, give me that.
786
00:43:12,140 --> 00:43:13,539
Is everything all right?
787
00:43:13,540 --> 00:43:17,539
Yeah. Yeah.
788
00:43:18,060 --> 00:43:21,419
Think there's a lad could
do with an escort home, Stan.
789
00:43:21,420 --> 00:43:24,419
Of course.
I'll just get dressed.
790
00:43:24,420 --> 00:43:28,419
Come in, Tom.
791
00:43:49,300 --> 00:43:50,819
Oh, how...?
792
00:43:50,820 --> 00:43:54,819
I don't know.
She wouldn't stop crying,
793
00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:59,099
and I didn't know what else to do,
and she hasn't come up for air.
794
00:43:59,420 --> 00:44:03,419
Oh.
795
00:44:05,660 --> 00:44:09,659
So what's the story, morning glory?
796
00:44:12,740 --> 00:44:16,739
I'm proud of ya, Dad.
797
00:44:23,700 --> 00:44:27,699
I baptise you
Stella Iana Princess Gallagher,
798
00:44:29,340 --> 00:44:33,339
in the name of the Father
and the Son and the Holy Ghost.
799
00:44:33,820 --> 00:44:35,059
Amen.
800
00:44:35,060 --> 00:44:37,819
Thought you might want these.
801
00:44:37,820 --> 00:44:39,259
Only if you two will be godparents.
802
00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:40,859
Only if you two will be godparents.
Can I be the bloke?
803
00:44:40,860 --> 00:44:44,859
I don't mind.
804
00:44:45,740 --> 00:44:49,619
Do you promise to shower this child
805
00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:52,579
with a rainbow of love,
and sprinkle on her head
806
00:44:52,580 --> 00:44:55,699
the star-dust of each wondrous day?
807
00:44:55,700 --> 00:44:59,699
(BOTH) We do.
808
00:45:12,820 --> 00:45:14,739
What are you doing?
809
00:45:14,740 --> 00:45:16,339
What are you doing?
I'm going away for a bit.
810
00:45:16,340 --> 00:45:18,059
You haven't had your stitches out.
811
00:45:18,060 --> 00:45:19,579
They're dissolving ones.
It'll be fine.
812
00:45:19,580 --> 00:45:21,579
They're dissolving ones.
It'll be fine.
Where are you going?
813
00:45:21,580 --> 00:45:23,299
I don't know yet.
814
00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:27,299
I've got some money in the bank,
or so the statement says.
I'll see where I end up.
815
00:45:27,540 --> 00:45:28,699
Do you hate us?
816
00:45:28,700 --> 00:45:31,019
Do you hate us?
God, no. I love ya.
817
00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:35,019
It's just remembering stuff
you'd forgotten about yourself.
818
00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:39,499
It's exciting,
but it's disappointing, too.
819
00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:42,379
And I don't want disappointments.
820
00:45:42,380 --> 00:45:44,019
Will you write to us?
821
00:45:44,020 --> 00:45:47,939
I'll phone you. It's not the
18th-fucking-century.
822
00:45:47,940 --> 00:45:49,339
Shouldn't you tell the rest of them?
823
00:45:49,340 --> 00:45:51,299
Shouldn't you tell the rest of them?
You tell them for me.
824
00:45:51,300 --> 00:45:55,299
They've had a rough few days.
825
00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:57,419
But you'll come back?
Course I will.
826
00:45:57,420 --> 00:45:59,059
You fucking better.
827
00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:03,059
Oi! Just cos you're 16,
don't mean you can swear.
828
00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:14,299
So maybe the tabloids are wrong
and we, yes, we are not all so bad.
829
00:46:16,100 --> 00:46:20,099
So what if we wear our hearts
and our appetites on our sleeves?
830
00:46:20,100 --> 00:46:21,739
Who's to judge? You?
831
00:46:21,740 --> 00:46:24,419
Life shouldn't be bland.
832
00:46:24,420 --> 00:46:26,579
You get one shot.
833
00:46:26,580 --> 00:46:29,219
Life should be devoured
like the feast that it is.
834
00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:33,219
Keith Richards on a bender,
and that's why I'm sticking around.
835
00:46:39,180 --> 00:46:42,179
Jamie's got the jockey,
Shane's got Kelly - what have I got?
836
00:46:42,180 --> 00:46:43,139
I just want something for myself.
837
00:46:43,140 --> 00:46:45,059
I just want something for myself.
Fuck me, you look nice.
838
00:46:45,060 --> 00:46:46,979
College?!
839
00:46:46,980 --> 00:46:50,979
As I went to my knees,
my fingers slipped inside as she
whimpered with pure pleasure.
840
00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:53,179
I can't. I'm married.
841
00:46:53,180 --> 00:46:54,219
I can't. I'm married.
To a moron.
842
00:46:54,220 --> 00:46:55,699
Eyes up, pal.
843
00:46:55,700 --> 00:46:57,099
Eyes up, pal.
Jamie!
844
00:46:57,100 --> 00:46:59,579
I absolutely love it doggie.
845
00:46:59,580 --> 00:47:01,899
Mickey, ever heard of a fuck buddy?
846
00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:05,899
Tossed back her mane of hair
and opened the top two buttons...
847
00:47:09,900 --> 00:47:19,900
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