All language subtitles for Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon _ Hindi Comedy Movie _ Kapil Sharma _ Varun Sharma _ Hindi Movies 2023

No matter how troublesome a marriage is,
it's still called holy matrimony.

Everyone has their own reason
to get married.

Some get married so that
their mothers can get some rest,

but it's the daughters-in-law who rest.

Some get married for entertainment.

And then, there are some
who never walk this path.

But even then, marriage finds a way
of crossing their path.

One such person is Kumar Shivram Kishan.

Don't assume he is single
just because he is smiling.

He too is married.

He didn't get married once, but thrice.

But without his consent.
It was a year ago.

So, let's have a look
at the first accident.

I am fine.

My father is in the hospital.
He is in a serious condition.

I was bringing these medicines for him.

Don't worry. Come with me.

Your daughter is here.

Your medicines are here, uncle.
Now, you will get well soon.

Now I'll have no concerns,
even if something happens to me.

I had just one concern:

That before I died,
I'd get her married to a suitable boy.

Yes.

Anyway...

Yes?

-Take care of her.
-What?

Hello? Uncle? Brother? Hello? Uncle?

-Now he won't say anything.
-He can at least hear me, right?

Hello? Uncle?

How can he die just like that?
He was alive just a minute ago.

Papa! Papa!

Papa, no!

He was a fortunate one, to die
after getting his daughter settled.

-Settled? Who got settled?
-Yes, son.

-You have fulfilled a dying man's wish.
-I didn't do anything.

Look, he left with a smile.
You are a great son.

Here's the wedding token!

Come on, everyone.
Give him your tokens as well.

As wedding gifts, he got:

45 rupees, two bananas, 2.5 oranges
a few coins and a bottle of saline.

There's a saying:
"Once bitten twice shy."

But when a bad omen is onto you,
even an ant can kill you.

But Shivram Kishan was always fond of
getting married.

He went to his friend Ballu's wedding.

-How much does she give in a year?
-What?

I mean how many marriages
does she attend in a season?

Sir, she is a very lucky mare.
The one who touches her gets married.

Her name is the Runaway Mare.

No. I don't want to get married.
My friend Ballu is getting married.

Okay. No problem.

He always used to say
that he would settle down in Canada.

But he didn't have enough money.

Then I advised him to get married
and settle down here.

Close to his own people.

And look,
he is getting is married today.

Kumar! Kumar!

What happened, Jojo?

-There is a big problem.
-What happened?

My brother Ballu was drink driving.

-The police arrested him.
-So, what do we do now?

Now only you can
save me from defamation.

-Wear this festoon and get on the mare.
-But how can I take Ballu's place?

I am not asking you to get married.
It's just for a while.

I'll bail that idiot out before
you guys reach the bride's house.

-Please. Please, I beg of you.
-You don't need to beg, but...

But... be there on time.

I will go like this,
and I will keep going.

Go slow.
Are you the one getting married?

-What's the rush?
-No problem. We will go slowly.

Buddy,
I've reached the bride's house already.

When are you guys coming?

We are just leaving the police station.

Hurry up.

Ballu, have you switched off
your mobile phone?

-Yes, brother.
-Come on, get in. Hurry up.

To the airport, brother.

It's time for the wedding vows.
Get the bride.

I'll get her right away.

Oh, God. They are getting ready
for the vows.

Why is his phone switched off?

[Chanting prayer]

Sir, start walking around the fire.

Hold on, can I just talk to you
for a second?

Hurry up.

Look, we cannot get married.

-Why?
-Look at me.

-Aren't you surprised?
-Why would I be surprised?

-Because I am not Ballu.
-I know. You are Ballu's friend.

Exactly, you were supposed to be
getting married to Ballu, right?

Ballu had shown me your photo.

I liked you as soon as I saw your photo.

-Ballu showed you my photo?
-Yes.

And the 50 lakhs you needed
for your business were sent by us.

-Fifty lakhs?
-Yes.

Ballu! So, the rascal's off to Canada.

Look, I have been tricked.
I cannot get married.

What are you saying?

All the guests are here.

Then find a suitable one
among the guests and get married.

But I cannot get married to you. Look,
I have already been through one tragedy.

I am the one
who has gone through a tragedy.

I am a model...

and while walking on the catwalk
all my clothes came off, accidentally.

Because of that I have faced
a lot of humiliation.

My marriage
has already been called off thrice.

Please don't say that.

If you don't marry me, I will jump
into this fire and kill myself.

Look, I can understand your problem.

But you too should try to
understand my problem.

-You cannot marry me.
-No, I can't.

But I can kill myself.

Hey! Hello!

[Chanting prayer continue]

Do something good
and get something bad in return.

This is what has been happening
in Shivram's life.

But in spite of that, he didn't change.

So far, he had gone to help others.
This time someone came seeking his help.

What could the poor guy do?

Help! Please help me.
Those goons are after me.

How can they be after you?

Isn't there any law and order in
the city? Let's go, I'll see about it.

-There are ten to 15 of them.
-Ten to 15! Hop on. Hurry up.

-Let's follow them.
-Yes.

Hello, Anil.

-I ran away from my wedding.
-Who asked you to run away?

They were making me marry someone else.

It doesn't matter to me
to whom you get married.

What are you saying, Anil?
You said you loved me.

Because I didn't know
you were a Don's sister.

Anil! Anil, please don't do that.

Where will I go
if you didn't stand by me?

Anil!

Look, I don't know who you are.

But please, don't cry.

Everything happens for a reason.

Hey, hello. Where are you going? Hey.

What are you doing?
Have you lost your mind?

-Get down. Get down!
-Just leave me. Let me die.

-Have you lost your mind?
-Then what should I do?

You want to die because
a guy dumped you?

This is the only reason
you have to die? Right?

But have you ever thought
about the reasons to stay alive.

You can live for the one
who is truly made for you.

Who couldn't bear
to see tears in your eyes.

Who holds your hand,
and never lets it go.

Come, let me take you home.

-Let's go.
-Now how will I face everyone?

My brother, he will kill me.

He is your brother, not an executioner.
I will talk to him.

-Tiger?
-Brother.

-He is your brother?
-Yes.

That's Tiger. The infamous don
of this city. The entire city fears him.

He hates only one thing,
and that is dowry.

He makes them pay hard,
those who demands dowry.

Let go of my hand, please.

Please.

You made your brother see this day?

Let's go home.

Everyone in this city gets
scared of me and runs away.

But when you ran away, I got scared.

Is my anger more important
than your happiness?

-I will do whatever you say.
-Yes, sir. That's what I was telling her.

A brother would never want
something bad for his sister.

On one hand you're her real brother and
on the other you are the big brother!

Anjali, instead of running away
with the boy you like,

-you need to settle down with him.
-Yes.

-I like this boy.
-What?

Tiger. Tiger.

-Move aside! I want to talk to him.
-He doesn't listen to anyone.

But he will have to listen to me,
otherwise I will be in trouble.

Tiger is deaf.
How will he listen to him?

Tiger, Look.

I am not the boy for whom your sister
ran away from her wedding.

Look, I was on the road
and your sister was running.

And your goons,
your staff, were after her.

So I thought I should save her from them.
I saved her from committing suicide.

Please forgive me, sir.
I am a married man.

Why are you entreating?

I should be the one beseeching
when I marry my sister off.

Sir, you didn't get me.
I already have two wives at home.

Yes, you'll get married right here
in this mandap.

-Like you, I too am in a hurry.
-Look sir, you are misunderstanding me.

-I have nothing to do with your sister.
-You won't take dowry?

That's so nice of you.
I too am completely against dowry.

But remember one thing:
My sister shouldn't want for anything.

Because here, there is only one sister,
but plenty of guns.

Priest, you may begin.

[Chanting prayer]

This is how Kumar Shivram
accidentally got married thrice.

Don't ruin something
You've been maintaining

This is what parents have always advised

Pull your leg back and turn around

The cat just crossed my path

The cat just crossed my path

I used to flirt
I used to chase skirts

I used to take them out in my dad's car

I was known as the dashing boy

Then what?
Then I got married

And not just once
It happened thrice

I was bombarded from all four sides

My good luck turned bad
God, this is cheating

Because of others, I was heartbroken

I let God decide upon my love story

The cat just crossed my path

Look God, this naive man got trapped

Why was I snared with marriage?

I am in tears
I am in tears

I am in tears
While still laughing

The cat just crossed my path

The cat just crossed my path

His wives brought him good luck.

Today he has money
and a successful business.

One thing he doesn't
have is peace of mind.

To find that, he always comes to me.

Look carefully at this man!

This man who looks innocent
is married to three women.

Just so his wives don't bump
into each other,

he keeps one in Borivali,
one in Andheri and one in Bandra.

He has also told them that he spends
one night at home and two on duty,

so that he can spend
a day with each of them.

Out of the fear of getting caught,
he has saved his wives' numbers

as Head office, Branch office
and Area office.

The man, running three households,

and making excuses
for running three offices,

is roaming around freely.

-With cameraman Karan, it's me, myself.
-Are you done with your shooting?

-I was just joking brother.
-My life is in a mess and you are joking.

All my wives are okay with
me spending two nights at the office,

but they want me to greet them
before going to the office.

They want me to say bye to them.
All of them want a good morning kiss.

Now for one kiss I have
to travel 30 kilometers.

I am more like a local train
than a human now.

I don't know who I should love.
How do I love them?

If it's such a big problem for you,
keep them in one place.

In one place?
Who made you a lawyer? You dimwit!

If they even got a hint
of each other's existence,

they would either kill each other or me.

I am not asking you to keep them
in the same house.

Keep them in the same building.
Keep them on different floors.

They won't find out about each other
if they are on separate floors?

Do you know Jatin Matre?

No. Why does he too have three wives?

No. He is not that ill-fated.
He just has one wife.

He lives on the same floor in the same
Bandra building as yours.

-Really?
-Yes.

When you don't know who lives
on your floor, in your building,

then how will your wives find out
about who lives on different floors?

It's not a bad idea.

But it is not easy to get
three apartments in the same building.

My love, this is Mumbai.
Everything is possible here.

Look over there. Cocktail Tower.

It's a new building, you can get
ten apartments, never mind three.

Whoever made you a lawyer
did the right thing.

Three wives on different floors
in the same building.

-And you on the top floor.
-Me? Why?

I will use you as an excuse
to meet the three of them.

-No one will get suspicious.
-I am not getting any work as it is,

-and you are making me spend more?
-I will bear it. Why are you being whiny?

-But, I...
-Welcome to Cocktail Tower.

-Welcome to Cocktail Tower, my love.
-But I don't want to go there!

Shivram Kishan took my advice,
and bought three flats in Cocktail Tower.

Now let's see
how peaceful his life gets.

Two wives serve me
and this one makes me serve her.

Anyway, whatever God's will is!

Simran, I am going to be late.

You take more time to bathe once
than I take in a year.

You will wither one day.
The tea is also--

Sweetie, you make it difficult
for me to go to the office.

Then why do you leave me?

Come on, Shiv.
At least be a little romantic.

-A little becomes a lot for me.
-Meaning?

Meaning, you give me a lot of love,
little by little.

Now what do I tell you?

I'm the one who's gonna tell you.
It's just a trailer.

-Bai!
-Say bye when I let you go.

Our maid. Behind you.

Champa, can't you knock before entering?

Can't you do it with the door locked?

-First, clean the bedroom.
-No, I will clean the kitchen first.

The bedroom takes a lot of time.
It's always very dirty.

Sorry, it fell.

Anyway, it was old.

Forget it sweetie. I don't think
Champa is in a good mood today.

Some other time.
Anyway, you are always in the mood.

I'll go meet Karan and then leave. Okay?

Rude!

Rude!

What is this, sweetheart?
You are always playing video games.

Then what else should I do?
You don't have time for me.

Have you bought
such a big house just for me?

Of course not, sweetheart.
It's for both of us.

We are together only for one night.

You are on duty for
the other two nights.

Duty is just an excuse. Actually,
I spend them with my wife.

What?

I mean, I am always thinking about you.

Ram!

Don't you think there should
be a child in this house?

-Whose child will we bring?
-Not someone else's child.

-I am talking about my child.
-I see.

I really wish to play with kids.

You want to play with kids
despite being a grown up?

You don't understand anything.
Forget it.

I'd be better off spending my time
with ladies of this society.

Have you lost your mind? You want
to meet the ladies of this society?

Here no one meets anyone.
No one disturbs anyone.

That's why I have come here.

You know what happened
in that adjoining building?

A woman came to sell soaps.

She hit someone on the head with a stick
and stole all their jewelry.

You better stay away from the women.

Actually, I don't want anyone
to come between us.

You are so possessive about me.

That I am, baby.

-I love you.
-I love you too.

Can I go now?

Okay then, I'll get going.

-Okay then, I'll get going now.
-Fine, go.

Simran! Anjali! Juhi!

Now you show up?
I have been waiting for you for so long.

Can't help it, darling. First
the head office, then branch office,

and now the area office.

Area office?

I will go there after I meet you.

You work so hard.
And still you take such good care of me.

I pray everyone gets a husband like you.

Check out breakfast!

Wow. Sweet porridge, fried bread
with chickpeas. My favorite.

Where did you order from?

I haven't ordered it from a hotel.
I made it.

-You?
-Yeah. It's not like we have a maid.

Don't worry, darling.
I will get a nice maid for you.

But the way, what's the occasion?

You forgot? It's been a year today.

Oh, God. How can I forget?

It's been a year since we got married.
Happy anniversary, darling--

No. I haven't made it
for our anniversary.

It's for Papa's death anniversary.

He left this world on this day.

Yes, there is not much difference in
his death anniversary and my marriage.

-He departed, and I got stuck.
-What?

He was a nice man. I am missing him.

Wait. First feed Papa.

Papa?

Yes, I have hung his photo.

Look, over there.

How is it?

It looks like he is laughing at me.

-Should I go feed him?
-Yes. I'll go and get water.

You...

You are laughing
with your eight-inch-long teeth!

If you would've waited
for another five minutes on that day,

I would've escaped this fate.

But no, you put her
hand in mine and departed!

You didn't give your daughter to me,
you made my life...

Now what do I tell you?

You messed up my life
and you'll eat bhailpori?

-Right, old man?
-"Right, old man?"

Cute old man. Such old men
are hard to find in the market.

Again, old man?

Papa, darling.

You feed papa. I am leaving. Okay?

-But at least eat Papa's sacrament food.
-I'll eat in the evening, darling. Bye.

I already have too much in my plate,
and she wants me to eat that.

THERE IS ONE OWNER OF ALL

Don't be surprised yet!

Apart from these forced wives,
Shivram Kishan also has a girlfriend.

Deepika. She is very religious.

Glory to Lord Shiva
Glory to Him

We will get high on weed
and have some fun

Glory to Lord Shiva
Glory to Him

We will get high on weed
and have some fun

It's Friday, let's not make it a dry day

Let's wear sexy clothes
And hit a club today

Let's get high on weed
And blow our worries away

Good girls and boys, don't go home
On Friday nights

Say glory to Him, glory to Lord Shiva
Say glory to Him

Glory to Lord Shiva

We dance to loud music
Say glory to Him

Glory to Lord Shiva, say glory to Him
Glory to Lord Shiva

I have had something intoxicating
The world looks fascinating

Because it's Friday today
On the floor, we made a lot of noise

And bounce a bit more
Because it's Friday today

Say glory to Him
Glory to Lord Shiva

Say glory to Him
Glory to Lord Shiva

Glory to Him
Glory to Lord Shiva

We will get high on weed
and have some fun

We will take my papa's Lamborghini car

And some money borrowed from some bugger

We will spend the night in the bar

We don't care about
a hangover or a fever

When the smoke touched my lips
My brain became blank

Friday got to my mind
I feel no shame, to hell with others

My hair has become a mess
Because it's Friday today

Say glory to Him
Glory to Lord Shiva

Say glory to Him
Glory to Lord Shiva

Glory to Him

Slow is your heartbeat
Sweetheart, you are high on weed

Baby, I am crazy for you
Sweetheart, I am the one you need

Plead with me and make me your beloved
We will find the shore together

Because it's Friday today

Don't be sad, you are tall and I am short
I will convince your daddy

Because it's Friday today

Say glory to Him
Glory to Lord Shiva

We will get high on weed
and have some fun

Say glory to Him
Glory to Lord Shiva

We will get high on weed
and have some fun

Do you have any idea
how much I missed you?

You haven't missed me!
I came back from London after a year,

and you didn't even come
to receive me at the airport.

Deepu, now what do I tell you?
Work always keeps me busy.

You know I opened three offices
in the past year.

Wow Kumar! That's great news, right? Dad
too will be very pleased to see them.

No, my offices are not
worth showing to your dad.

-What do you mean?
-Your dad is a business tycoon.

My three offices are nothing
compared to his business.

I want you to have ten offices,
not just three.

-For God's sake. Please, don't say that.
-Why?

Then how will I spend time
with you, Deepu?

I don't just need your time. I
need your companionship for a lifetime.

You know, God has already given
me a lot without me even asking for it.

But if there is anything I
have asked God for myself, that is you.

-When are you coming to meet my dad?
-I will meet him anytime you want.

Not anytime, today. Right now.

Do one thing.
First show him a good photo of me.

If he rejects my photo,
I'll go meet him personally.

Baby, the thing is,
it's not nice to take insults in person.

Don't take my father lightly.

He has a very different
philosophy of life.

Serene Appearance, Serpent,
Lotus on His Navel and Lord of the Devas.

-Have you brought your documents?
-Yes, sir. Here are my documents.

Your degree is fine. Have you brought
your life partner's photograph?

-No, sir. I don't have her photo.
-That's what is important.

My boss lives by the principle that

character comes first,
and education afterwards.

Here, each employee's desk should
contain his or her life partner's photo.

-Understood?
-Yes, sir.

Go and get your life partner's photo.

-Have you brought his photo?
-Yes sir, I have.

Okay, you wait.
Sir is praying, he'll call you.

-Is Dad inside?
-Yes. He is praying.

Husband of Devi Lakshmi,

whose eyes are like lotus and
attainable to the Yogis by meditation.

Color is like a cloud,

who has a beautiful and auspicious body,
husband of Devi Lakshmi...

Dad, I have to go to my rehearsals.
I am getting late.

I have to get prepared
for the Ladies Club rehearsal.

[Chanting prayer]

I am keeping Kumar's photo on the desk.

If you have time to spare,
you can have a look at it.

Hail Lord Ganesha.

Yes, tell--

Hey, she left.

Oh, no.

-Stop Deepika.
She left, sir.

Sir, candidates are here
for the interview. Shall I send them in?

Yes, send them in.

She got angry once again.

You asked me to get my fiance's photo.
So I--

Sorry, sir.

Here you go, sir.
I am going to get married to him.

-What does he do?
-He works at a security agency, sir.

Are you sure he is the one
you are going to get married to?

Yes, sir.

Fine.
Take it and keep it on your desk.

Listen, if you change the photo,
you will also have to change your job.

-Remember that.
-No, sir. The photo won't change.

Thank you, Vicky.
I got the job because of you.

Who is he?

If you change the photo,
you will also have to change your job.

Remember that.

No. The photo won't change.
No matter what happens.

Deepu!

Deepu! Deepu!

Deepu! Hey sweetie.

-Sweetheart. Baby.
-Uncle,

Uncle, it's shameful for
a man of your age to tease a girl.

Come here.

She is my daughter.

Sweetie!

How much longer will you make me run?

You should have stayed
for two more minutes.

-I was just about to finish my prayer.
-Two minutes?

You pray for two hours.

I don't understand what
you ask for for so long.

I ask for your happiness from God.
What else can I ask for, dear?

-Oh, really?
-Yes.

-So, did you see the photograph?
-I see God's photograph every day.

-Not God's, Kumar's photograph.
-Then?

-You didn't see it, did you?
-No, I didn't. Sorry, dear.

What will I know from the photograph?

Do one thing,
invite him to our house tomorrow.

We will meet face to face.

-Are you sure?
-Sure.

There is a call from the inquiry office.

-Now which is this fourth office?
-Don't answer it. I'll take it.

You came running
as if it's your girlfriend's call

and you don't want me to answer it.

This is the problem with you women.
You can't think about anything but love.

-Can you do me a favor?
-What?

Will you get my clothes?

My clothes. From the wardrobe.

Here's your phone.

You take so long to answer your phone.

I was busy with work.

Forget about work.

-Dad wants to meet you in the evening.
-In the evening? Okay. I will be there.

Hey, how can you just say bye?

I gave you such good news.
Won't you even give me a kiss?

-Listen, I...
-I won't hang up otherwise.

Give me a kiss.

-Who were you kissing on the phone?
-I was kissing my phone.

You should kiss it as well.
I have got a very big assignment.

Yes.

This is called black magic.

I got a black dress for you
and you got the assignment.

Anyway, you look very hot in this dress.

Champa, you always come at
the wrong time. Change your timings.

You should change your timings.
This is the only time that suits me.

Shall I go and put on this black magic?

Champa, start coming an hour later.

I will pay you 500 rupees extra.

I will give you a thousand rupees
if you finally manage to kiss him.

This maid!

Hi, sweetheart.

Look who is here.

-Why is he here?
-What do you mean by why?

When did he come? Brother! Hello, Tiger.

-Tiger.
-Welcome.

Long time no see!

Your face has shrunken.

-Have you been running?
-No, brother.

I just keep going up and down
the stairs so--

You don't need to ask.
You are my brother-in-law.

I will give you whatever you want.

I wasn't asking for anything.
I was just saying--

I am not going to listen to you.

I am thinking of buying him
Sachin Tendulkar's music album.

-But Sachin doesn't sing.
-And he doesn't listen.

Don't fight, you two!
Look what I've brought for you.

Don't you think
it's a little too small for us?

Shut up. It's not for us,
but for our future child.

Yes.

I am the only uncle,
but I have a lot of desires.

He wants to hear a child's squeal
in the house.

He wants to hear a child's laughter echo
in this house?

He's never listened
to the child's father to date.

The pickle? It's home-made. It's nice.

Make him hear the squeal.

-You are always--
-I am joking with you, sweetheart.

Anjali, get him something to eat.
In the meanwhile, we will talk.

Sure, brother. I will get it right away.

-Have a seat.
-Okay.

-What's up?
-I'll tell you what's up.

You will be infested with worms.

You made me marry
your sister at gunpoint.

You know there is no difference
between you and the old man downstairs.

-He eats sweets while laughing...
-Yes.

...and here you are eating savory
food while laughing. Right?

I am done eating.
I am on a diet as it is.

-You are on a diet.
-Yes.

Why are you alive?
So many diseases get spread every year.

-Get yourself infected with one and die?
-Yes.

You know because of you
I have three wives.

No, not three,
you should only have two children.

-Oh, God.
-Look, he is blushing now.

He talks a lot. He's so funny.

-Don't you guys tell him that he is deaf?
-He knows.

But he doesn't want to show
others that he is deaf.

-I see!
-Don't worry.

Soon this house will
be filled with happiness.

-God listens to everyone.
-God does listen, I know.

You don't need to accompany me,
I will manage on my own.

-Okay? Bye, Anjali.
-Bye, brother.

Since when is he deaf?

Actually, once he was
cleaning his ears with his gun,

and he fired accidentally.

The doctor managed to save his life, but
he couldn't save his hearing ability.

Why are you crying?

I ruined your shirt.
Go and quickly change it.

Yes. No.
Why? Why change? I will clean it.

-Why not? Come with me.
-I will clean it.

I will get into trouble if I change.

This is looking so nice. And look,
it's matching my dress as well.

True. But what will
I tell the one above.

-The one above?
-God!

How will I face him
when he questions me

for being negligent
to such a lovely wife?

How will I face him then?

Tell God, that you haven't given me
your time but your whole life.

Yes.

Let me go. Stop hugging me, Anjali.

-Anjali?
-Geetanjali.

But I heard you say Anjali.

The Geeta stayed inside
and only Anjali came out.

It happens, sometimes.

Well, I was thinking,
should we go shopping at Geetanjali?

I thought for the first time you said
my name, and you said it wrong.

See, I made a mistake
as soon as I took a name.

That's why I affectionately call you
darling, sweetie, sweetheart.

-I pray everyone gets a husband like you.
-Don't say such things, baby.

God does answer one's prayers sometimes.

-Yes. What's troubling you now?
-I am in trouble buddy.

Anjali made me change the shirt
which Simran made me wear.

Now I am getting out of the building.

If Simran sees me,
she will start suspecting.

Please take care of it.

-Hey, hello. Listen to me.
-Take care of it!

But what should I--

-How did Shiv's clothes get changed?
Sister-in-law!

Sister-in-law, give me the papers.
I will get them attested.

Forget that.

First tell me, Shiv left
the house wearing a black shirt.

And now when I saw him downstairs,
he was wearing a blue shirt.

You mean the black shirt
appeared blue to you?

What do you mean by appear? It was blue.

No, sister-in-law. It happens.
You must have studied it in science.

-No.
-Superb. Now you can get it much better.

The sky is black in color, right?

But because of the sun's
ultraviolet rays it appears blue to us.

It happens because of the distance.

But the distance wasn't
that much, Karan.

I say there shouldn't be any distance
between you and Ram.

Not Ram, Shiv.

Shiv. Ram. Kishan. All are the same.
There is no distance between you two.

Where there is no distance,
there is love.

Where there is love,
there is acceptance.

Where there is acceptance,
there is no place for suspicion.

So, give me the papers sister-in-law.
I have to get them attested.

Fine.

See Champa, sister-in-law
doesn't understand science.

Did you understand?

I got it.

But Mrs. Gupta didn't.

Once the same thing
happened to Mr. Gupta.

-So she threw it down!
-The shirt?

No, Mr. Gupta!

See, Mr. Gupta would've survived
if his wife could understand science.

Science is very important.

What happened, Dad?
Why are you staring at him?

I think I have seen him somewhere.
Where did I see him?

Dad, he runs such a big business
at such a young age.

You must have seen his photo
in a business magazine.

Yes, correct.
I have seen his photo. Yes.

Where did I see his photo?

-Are you married?
-What are you talking about, sir?

Marriage?
I never got married, even a little bit!

Young men these days
are always so tense.

They look married
despite of being single.

Don't worry. You are my future
son-in-law. I like him a lot.

Back in our time, girls used to blush
when they heard about marriage.

And sir, nowadays they don't feel shy
even after running away from home.

I like him a lot.

Here, have some sweets.
Deepak's dad approved me.

Congratulations.
Now your funeral is confirmed.

Not funeral, you idiot. The fourth one.

You are happy as if you're
getting married for the first time.

Yes, it is my first to happen willingly.
The others were--

Mother?

-Greetings!
-Bholu. God bless you, son.

-How are you?
-I am fine. How are you?

How can I be fine?

It's been a year since you got married.

When will you bring my
daughter-in-law to the village?

Mother, I'll come as soon
as I can spare some time from work.

If you cannot come with her
then at least send me her photograph.

If you don't send her photo this time,

then I'll come there and
bring her to our village with me.

Take her away, Mother. At least then
one of my problems will go away.

Idiot, you are referring
to your wife as trouble?

Remember, never break a woman's heart,
and never ruin a family.

I haven't, Mother.
You can ask anyone you want to.

Who do I ask?
That idiot also stays with you.

-He is right here.
-Say hi.

-He says hi.
-May God bless him.

Mother wants you to take poison and die.

-What?
-No, mother. I am just joking.

Fine. Send her photo
as soon as you are free.

Okay, mother. I will send it.

Take care of yourself.
Okay, bye. Love you.

-What happened?
-Mother wants my wife's photograph.

So send it.
Send a photo of any one of the three.

A few days ago, Father called.
He said he wanted my wife's photo.

The problem is, I don't remember
whose photo I had sent him.

So what difference does it make?
Your parents live separately, anyways.

They got divorced 15 years ago.

Send anyone's photograph.
It won't make a difference.

Whose photo shall I send?
Anjali's or Juhi's?

-Simran is too much for a village.
-Send Juhi's.

I should send Juhi's?
Mother will like her.

I see you cycling here every day.

Oh, yeah.
And I see you jogging.

Let's go.

By the way, where do you live?

I too live in Cocktail Tower.

See!

We live in the same building
and we just met each other.

I know.
Actually my husband says,

in such big societies everyone
is busy doing their own thing.

No one disturbs anyone.

My husband says the same thing.

Our husbands think alike.

Then we should get
them together some day.

Now that we have met,
they too will have to meet.

-What will you have?
-I always have Indian gooseberry juice.

One watermelon juice
and one Indian gooseberry juice.

Sorry, madam.
The gooseberry juice just ran out.

Ma'am here just had the last glass.

You can have it.
I will have something else.

I just heard you saying
that you always have this juice.

-Yes?
-One orange juice, please.

Give this one to her.

-It feels so good to talk to both of you.
-Exactly.

I wish we had met sooner.
I get so bored at home.

But I have joined a ladies' club.

In fact, there is an
annual function next week.

It is going to be a very big event.
I am telling you, you should join it.

You two should join it.
We will have a lot of fun.

It will help us kill some time.

And we will also get a chance
to meet each other.

Simran!

-Juhi!
-I am Anjali.

Sweetheart, why don't you go
and do it on the terrace?

Oh, God.

-Listen.
-Yes?

How come your underwear
fell from upstairs?

-Upstairs?
-Yes.

It fell from one of
the floors above ours.

-How is that possible?
-That's what I am wondering.

How can your underwear fall
from someone else's house?

I am not the only one who
wears underwear in this building.

Someone else can also
wear the same brand.

Yes, I know.

That's why I embroidered a star
on all your underwear.

-What?
-Yes. Here, look at this.

Here it is!

Why did you have to show
your talent on the underwear?

Forget that.

First tell me how it fell
from one of the floors above ours.

I don't know.
You should have been more careful.

You remember your father's
death anniversary,

but you are unaware
of your husband's underwear.

-Father's death anniversary?
-Yes.

-Whose father's death anniversary?
-Whose--

If you had one
you would have remembered, right?

You want to play with kids,

but you don't know
what my underwear is playing at.

-And you want to play with kids.
-What are you saying?

-"What are you saying?"
-Madam.

Madam, my boss's underwear fell down.

This underwear belongs
to the owner of this house.

No, it belongs to my sir.

Hey, wouldn't I recognize
my husband's underwear?

And wouldn't I recognize
my boss's underwear?

I take it off every day.

-What?
-Yes. If I wash it and dry it,

of course I take it off.

As usual, I was taking it off,
and it fell down.

-Now give it back.
-I told you, it belongs to my husband.

Why are you looking the other way?
Tell her whose underwear it is.

Tell her.

-Sir!
-What sir?

-It is mine.
-Yes, it is yours.

It's mine, and I have taken it.
Now go away from here.

-But sometimes you--
-Sometimes what? I wear it every day.

Have you ever seen me
without underwear?

-Oh, God.
-Why God?

It's my underwear. I am taking it.
Now go away from here. Go.

How did this happen? Oh, Lord.

She's ruined my mood this morning.
Go and get a cup of coffee for me.

Go.

How do I tell her?

Thank you so much, sister-in-law.
You took such good care of my underwear.

Give my underwear to Ram.
I mean give my regards to Ram.

Coffee? No. you have already made it?
Fine, then I will have some.

She is a stupid maid.

She doesn't recognize
her employer's underwear.

-She is just his maid, not his wife.
-True.

But I still don't understand,

how did your underwear fall
from one of the floors above ours?

Just as it fell from above,
it must have fallen down from here.

The stupid maid must've taken it. It'll
fall again, and the cycle will go on.

Don't try to think about that.
Think about this. Look at this.

The marital fast. Heavy discount.

Wow, discount.
You will come with me for shopping?

I will buy four new sets
of underwear for you.

-Sure.
-Throw this one away.

I wonder who must have worn it.
Disgusting.

-When did sir go downstairs?
-Champa!

What happened?
Why do you look so baffled?

-Mr. Karan, I just don't understand.
-What is it that you don't understand?

Look, I was taking off
the clothes from the terrace,

and boss's underwear
slipped from my hands.

I saw it landing on the sixth floor.
Okay?

When I went down there,
sir was already there.

-He was already there?
-Yes.

Champa, he was bound to be there.
Have you studied science?

I never went to school.

Superb, then you will
understand this even better.

Scientist Newton said,
if you throw two things from a height,

the one with more weight
reaches the bottom first.

Now tell me what weighs more,
your sir or his underwear?

-Sir.
-So who will reach the bottom first?

-Sir.
-So you are so smart.

Yet you look baffled.

Don't tell your madam about this.
She will think that you are stupid.

I am not that stupid. I know Newton.
I work at his place as well.

-Okay, bye.
-Yes.

You know, here there is an offer
of buy one and get two free.

Really? There are many places
where you get three.

Yes.

Here you go.

Thank God we became friends.

Otherwise I would have
to come shopping alone.

By the way,
your idea of shopping was great.

And your idea of embroidering a star
on the underwear was mind blowing.

Stop it.

Why should I stop it?
When I wear tight pants,

it gets imprinted on me.

Let's also buy a watch.

Who needs a watch, baby.
One's time should be bad.

I want to buy lingerie.
Are you coming with me?

No, I want to buy some bangles.

-Sweetheart, listen.
-Yes?

Nothing, go ahead,
I will go and get the trolley.

You are just too much. Hurry up.

Kishan!

-Juhi, what are you doing here?
-I came here to shop.

But how did you get the time
to visit a mall?

I didn't get the time, I came here
with my boss for some work.

You don't have time for your wife. And
you are visiting a mall with your boss?

-Come shop with me.
-Shopping, no. Let's go this way instead.

Why over there?

My boss is over there. He will get
angry if he sees you with me.

Is he your boss or your wife?

Nowadays, bosses don't think
themselves less than a wife, darling.

Come, let's go there and shop.

Over there we don't have to fear anyone.

If only your office people
would leave you alone.

Give it to me.

-I will tell them--
-I disconnected it.

Why is he disconnecting my call?

Look, you will get everything here.
Go and check it out. Go. Go. Go.

-I need your help.
-Yes?

Actually, I am here to buy clothes
for a newborn.

But I have no idea
what kind of clothes suit babies.

Everything suits well on babies.

But just remember
that the material should be soft.

Money is not a problem.
I have a lot of money.

I just want the clothes to be good.

Hold on, look over there.
That's the best brand for kids.

I don't use credit cards.
I always deal with cash.

I think you can't hear me properly.

I mean yearning to hear a child's squeal.
I am making preparations for that.

You don't understand-- hold on.
Let me call my husband.

He will help you. Okay?
Have a look around.

-Listen,
-Yes? Are you done? Shall we leave?

Please help him.

I am unable to help myself
and you want me to help others?

It will take just two minutes.
Please help him.

Excuse me?

Strange. No one is ready to help me.

-Let's go. Let's go from here.
-My bangles.

They sell secondhand goods here.
Let's go.

-We won't buy anything from here.
-Secondhand things in a mall?

Here it is, Mr. Gulabchand.
Please check it once.

-Can you see properly?
-Are we shopping or jogging?

I can see very clearly.

I can see really very clearly.

I will get into trouble
if my boss spots me.

Oh, man! What's he doing over here?

-What happened? Hey!
-I'll be back after having water, okay?

Okay. So he is his boss.

-Who was that guy with you?
-He was my husband.

-Husband?
-He brought his wife here for shopping.

-Do you have a problem with that?
-No, I don't have any problem.

-But you stay happy, dear.
-How can I be happy?

He doesn't come home
for two days because of you.

-Because of me?
-You've given him four offices to handle.

And then you also ask him
to accompany you to a mall.

-When did I--
-You should come here with your wife.

-Not with my husband.
-But--

-Move aside.
-I have a daughter.

Fraud. He is already married.

And he wants to marry
my daughter as well.

-Sorry, sister.
-Sister!

-Anjali sister. Where were you?
-Where was I?

-Where did you go?
-You have been calling me.

I have been disconnecting your calls.
Where have you been?

I have been looking for you.
You had gone to take a trolley, right?

I found a tractor instead.
I met my boss up there.

-He made me go crazy.
-Your boss?

-Yes.
-He doesn't leave you alone even here.

Yes, and if he sees us here,
he will take me back to the office.

Let's get out of here, quickly.

-Are we shopping or running?
-The discounts will be over.

I am so dead.

He will not leave me alone here either.

So he is your boss.

He has made our lives miserable.

I will teach him a lesson.

Who was the guy,
you were just talking to you?

He was my husband.
Do you have a problem with that?

No, I don't have any problem.
But you are going to have a problem.

Do you know, he has two--

Not two, he is handling
four offices for you.

Because of you he doesn't
get to spend any time with me.

We have a crib at home but no child.

Crib? Child?

-I am--
-You are his boss. But I am his wife.

I'm telling you tomorrow
is Karva Chauth.

If you don't send him home before
the moon rises, then I'll see you!

Got it? Move aside now!

The first one doesn't know
that he already has a second one.

And the second one isn't aware
of the first one's existence.

You!

What are you doing over here?

-You give a lot of surprises.
-Now I'll give what I get, darling.

Look what I've bought for you.
How is this?

-Is that my size?
-Size? It will fit one or the other.

Look at the color, baby. The color.
How's the color?

Forget that. Come with me.

Let me show you what I have selected.
Come with me.

Stay here. I will be right back.

Where did that scoundrel go?

He was here just a moment ago.

I didn't do anything. I didn't do
anything. I didn't do anything.

This girl pulled me inside.

What do you mean by pulled you?
My husband was standing here.

-So he is your husband as well?
-What do you mean by yours as well?

Excuse me, what do you want, sir?

-Oxygen.
-Then why are looking for it over here?

Go outside.

Three wives?

It's better that my daughter
stays single for the rest of her life

rather than marrying such a boy.

Where is he?
Let me get hold of you just once!

He will spend the Karva Chauth
in prison.

No. No, dear.

Okay, take it.

I will escort you outside.

When is her birthday?

Actually, we came shopping
for her birthday.

Fourth wife? That too with a child?

-We will cut the cake today.
-Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

She too is your wife, right?

Excuse me. He is not my husband.
He is just helping me.

You shouldn't have told the truth.

You should have lied
like the other three did.

The other three girls lied
because I asked them to,

and we made him an April fool's joke.
You ruined it for me.

Come, let me escort you outside.
April fool!

-That's good that he fooled you.
-But...

You are suspicious about him, right?
That's why he did this to you.

-But the entire mall--
-But what?

How could you even think
that one man could marry three times?

Stop laughing. Please. Stop laughing.
Stop laughing.

The boy who can make an April fool in
the month of October, he can do anything.

Stop laughing!

Stop laughing.

Not one,
not two, but stuck between three

My friends, I'm hanging by a thin thread

The first one asks, where are you off to

The second one says, answer the phone

The third one's tension has made me sick

My friends, I'm hanging by a thin thread

My friends, I'm hanging by a thin thread

Rascal, I am expressing my sorrow
and you are dancing? Sit down.

Sit.

You know what happened today?

All my stumps were clean-bowled today.

All three of my wives
fought with Deepika's father.

But you know,
your brother still didn't give up.

I took the fourth one in front of him
and said, "April fool."

Brother, you are sloshed.

So far, I've just had three.

The fourth one is yet to come,
my brother.

You know everything.

You know everything.

I got stuck.

You know everything.

One after the other, boss.
One after the other.

I was attacked thrice.

The earth moved from under my feet.

But I am still standing.

-Do you understand? You know everything.
-I understand, my brother.

What do you understand?

What do you understand?

Do you understand what happens
when Anjali changes the shirt

Simran had made me wear?

Do you understand what happens
if Juhi gets addressed as Anjali?

You say you understand!

He understands.

Have you ever seen an embroidered star
on an underwear?

She makes a star with a
thick thread on my underwear.

When it pinches me here,

I cannot tell the second one
what is pinching me,

because it has been
made by the first one.

Do you understand?

All three of them feed me
affectionately. I love that.

It's love, emotions.

But...

but do you understand, all these
emotions are giving me an upset stomach?

You only understand Newton.

Call your Newton here.

Call him here. Forget three,
get him married just twice.

You can change my name
if your Newton doesn't go insane.

He understands.

Tomorrow is Karva Chauth.

All three of them have said
that they want me home...

before them when the moon rises...

Ask, ask your uncle. What is his name?

Ask Newton. Does he have any formula?

Is there any science?

He understands.

Man...

You know...

You know...

What do you know?

But you know everything, Boss.

You got me trapped in three marriages.

Now you will get me out of this mess.

You will make the moon rise.

You will get me out of this mess as
well. Otherwise, I will be dead, Boss.

Please save me.
I am like your younger brother.

The one up above...

All across the country married women,

are fasting for their
husband's long life.

Woman are all decked out already,
for the prayer at night.

And as the dusk reproaches,
they all have gone to the roof tops,

and near the windows of their homes.

Now they are waiting
for the moon to rise.

The moon rise is expected
in another half an hour.

There is only half an hour left
for the moon to rise.

How will you show your face
to all of them at the same time?

Have you thought of something?

I have.

The moon will be seen...

and so will I.

You are waiting for me, right?
But I am not coming.

-What?
-What?

Your husband does everything
differently, sweetheart.

As we got married in a different manner,
So shall be the Karva Chauth.

The name you are hiding in your palm,

come and look out from the terrace.

He has brought the moon
in this palm for you.

You are my Juliet, you are my body

I am your Romeo, I am your raiment

Let me be so close to you

So that I can touch your soul

Without you, I am non-existent

I am the ocean, you are the shore

If I stumble, you are my support

I am the ocean
I am the ocean

You are the shore
You are the shore

If I stumble
If I stumble

You are my support
You are my support

My existence was meaningless
Then I met you

You made my dreams come true

You made me a part of your life

You turned a drop into a river

You are my Juliet
You are the one I speak through

I am your Romeo
I am the words you speak

Let me be so close to you
So that I can touch your soul too

Without you, I am non-existent

I am the ocean, you are the shore

If I stumble, you are my support

I was just a desert speck,
you accepted me

And I became valuable

I shall never wake up, oh my love

If I sleep in your arms

You are my Juliet, you are my sight

I am your Romeo,
I am the one you look for

Let me be so close to you,
So that I can touch your soul

Without you, I am non-existent

I am the ocean
I am the ocean

You are the shore
You are the shore

If I stumble
If I stumble

You are right beside me.
You are right beside me.

Listen.

Where can I find Shivram Kishan?

Go straight, to the right
there is a temple. He'll be there.

Go and call him.
Tell him his father is here.

Shall I call the God? Are you drunk?

You are making fun of a senior citizen?

Shivram Kishan is my son's name.

Listen...

I don't like drinking.

I drink to drown my sorrows.

This is what Rishi Kapoor said.

Oh no, Rishi Kapoor didn't say that.

He was the hero of the film.

Anand Bakshi said it.

I listen to the radio 24/7.
I know everything.

You remember the people
from the film industry,

but you don't know
who lives in the building.

Uncle...

-You are a watchman.
-Why did he come here?

You should know
who lives in this building.

-Uncle,
-Sorry.

-Karan!
-I seek your blessings.

-God bless you Karan. How are you?
-I am absolutely fine.

Tell me where in this labyrinth
does our Bholu live?

Come with me.

-What brings you here all of a sudden?
-It's not sudden, son.

I've been planning to meet my son
and his wife for so long.

So I came here today.
Come on, quickly take me to their house.

House? Which house? I mean which
wife's photo had he sent you?

Which wife? Does he have many?

No. I mean which photo of his wife
did he send you?

Actually, the security
of this place is very tight.

You have to show
the owner's photo at the lift.

Only then does it stop at that floor.

I am telling the truth.

Strange.

This is the photo he has sent me.

Sixth floor. Come with me.
Come, let's go.

Even the army doesn't have
such tight security.

This is how it is here.

Son, will I need to show
the photo every day?

No. Once it is logged into
the system, I mean stored,

you just have to come
and press on the 6th floor button.

If you press any other button,
the alarm will go off.

Fine.

We have made it. Your Bholu lives here.
And your new daughter-in-law.

He changed his name from
Kumar Shivram Kishan to Ram Kumar?

People make a big name in the city
and he has cut his name short.

That's because he does
great things, uncle.

-Yes, Karan?
-Your father is here.

Father is here? Where is he?

-He is here.
-Here where?

Here, at your house, on the sixth floor.

What? Father has come
from the village. Oh, my mother!

Not your mother, your father is here.

Mother is here too.
She is standing right before me.

-What do I do now?
-What will you do?

Do one thing.
You had sent her Juhi's photo, right?

Quickly take her to the fourth floor.
Then we will decide what should we do.

I will meet you in some time. Okay?

Vishal, how do I know
where you can find fried bread?

Mother!

-Mother, I seek your blessing.
-My Bholu! Always be happy, son.

You have gained weight.

-Fat?
-Yes,

You are the first mother in this world
to call her child fat.

Usually all mothers say,
"you have lost weight."

Son, I thought I should say something
different as I am in the city.

Otherwise you will think
that your mother is orthodox.

Okay. But, why did you come here
without informing me?

-Why? Do you feel bad?
-Yes, of course.

No, I mean if you would have informed me
I would have sent one or two.

Sent one or two...
Where? Why? How?

-What do you mean?
-My office staff. To receive you.

-I know how busy you are.
-Yes, mother.

That's why I came here
without informing you.

Come on, introduce me to your wife.

-You did the right thing.
-Come on, let's go.

You did the right thing, mother.

-Come.
-It's a big house.

Juhi, look who is here.

Why did you bring her?
Couldn't you find anyone younger?

-Younger?
-Yes.

What work will a maid
of this age be able to do?

Maid?

Not a maid, she is my mother.
Your mother-in-law.

Come here and seek her blessings.

Mother, I am sorry!

-I am sorry, mother.
-God bless you, dear. God bless you.

I know women in city
only wait for their maids.

But dear, mothers and sisters,
too, pay a visit sometimes.

-Wow. Well said, mother. You are amazing.
-Shut up. Go and bring my bags inside.

But why didn't you inform us
that you are coming here?

From where I am,
we only inform when someone dies.

-Not when someone arrives.
-Father-in-law didn't come with you?

Your father-in-law left 15 years ago.

I am so sorry, mother.

-I didn't know that father is no longer--
-He is alive.

He is very much alive.
And he is having a lot of fun too.

After he married a fair-skinned female
from Kashmir, we parted ways.

But father,
why did you and mother separate?

Now what do I say, dear?

A breeze blew and a flower
fell off from the branch...

It's either the fault of the breeze
nor of the branch.

I didn't get you.

Let me explain sister-in-law.

The thing is, uncle liked to recite
poetry when he was in the army.

The soldier has retired
but the poet in him is still alive.

That was poetry?

Father, you should stop writing poetry,
I am sure mother will come back to you.

Really?

When are you giving me the good news?

Mother, I will be back
after meeting Karan.

-Okay.
-Mother,

Karan will give you the good news.

He spends more time
with him than with me.

Did you hear her taunt?
Son, your father was in the army.

Yet he spared enough time to make it
possible for me to see his face.

Mother, you have started talking
about children as soon as you came.

Sit, relax. Enjoy your breakfast.
I will back in a jiffy.

-Okay?
-But...

-He has not one but four offices, uncle.
-Why does he need four offices?

Why doesn't he combine all four
and get them under one roof?

-Have you studied science, uncle?
-No.

Superb. Then you will
understand this even better.

When sulfate, oxygen, nitrogen,
and hydrogen are filled into a cylinder,

it doesn't just burn
a stove but the entire house.

It causes a blast.

-Are you married?
-No.

Then you will understand
this even better.

A household runs with home-science
and not science.

-Okay, uncle.
-Father, when did you arrive?

I seek your blessings.

Idiot! Where are you these days?

Your wife told me that you
don't come home at night.

-Are you a businessman or a watchman?
-What can I do? I've a lot of work to do.

-I don't get the time.
-You need to balance both.

-Because a house--
-Runs on home-science and not science.

Hear that?

He is not even married
and yet he understands.

You too should understand.

You should spend some time
with your wife as well.

You should keep her happy.

I keep her happy, now do you want me
to crack jokes to her?

You keep me happy?

-Tell me, what's special about tomorrow?
-Tomorrow?

Forget whatever it is, tomorrow we're
gonna give father a tour of Mumbai.

Day after tomorrow, he'll leave.

Who said I am leaving?
I have just come here.

I want to meet my old friends.

I am not going anywhere
for another 20 days.

Dear, you were saying something, right?

-What's special about tomorrow?
-Father, tomorrow is my birthday.

-Really?
-Did you remember?

Yes, of course.

A man can lose his memory
but can't forget his wife's birthday.

Tomorrow I will celebrate
your birthday in such a way,

you will feel as if
it's your first birthday.

Bholu, have you made
all the arrangements?

-Yes, father. I am on it.
-Okay, listen,

I am going to the market.
To buy a gift for daughter in-law.

-Don't cut the cake until I come back.
-Okay.

Sweetheart, I must say,
you don't look 35 years old.

Hey! Shut up! I am only 26.

Hear that? If I had asked for her age,
she would have said 21.

Now she at least she told me
somewhere close to her real age.

Karan, check who is at the door?

Doomed!

-Simran and Juhi.
-What?

Your two wives have come
to meet the third one.

-Why have they come to meet her?
-What do I know?

Open the door.
Someone is ringing the bell.

It's the kids, darling, they are just
ringing the bell and running away.

-Yes.
-It must be my friends not the kids.

I have invited them as well.
I'll go and answer the door.

Friends? When did they become friends?

I am so dead.

Yes, actually...

Hi, Juhi. Hi, Simran.

I was waiting for you both.

-What are you doing?
-There is no place to hide here.

-Move aside, Karan.
-Why didn't you tell us beforehand?

We would have brought a gift for you.

Your husbands didn't accompany you?

-My husband is on a night duty.
-Mine too.

Luckily my husband is at home today.
He is on my duty today.

Step back.

Come, let me introduce you
to my husband.

-Yeah, let's go.
-I am going to jump down.

Have you lost your mind? You will die.

-What have you...
-Let me explain.

To you, to you and to you too.

And mine as well.
You have ruined everyone's cake.

And your face
is completely unrecognizable.

Really?

What's wrong with your voice?

I swallowed the candle
along with the cake.

The candle is flickering inside.
I cannot speak properly.

But why did you put
your face in the cake?

It's your birthday. Everyone would
have smudged cake on your face.

I thought I should smudge it
on mine instead.

You are just too much.
Go and quickly wash your face.

Then I will introduce you to them.

No. Today is your birthday.
This is your birthday cake.

I will stay this way all day long.

Let me meet your friends.
Hello, Simran. Hello, Juhi.

Wait a minute.
How do you know their names?

Sister-in-law you called them by their
names when you met them at the door.

-The cake is on my face not in my ears.
-Karan, what are you doing over here?

I? Sister-in-law, I am a lawyer.
I handle all the legal matters.

Sister-in-law, she is my sister-in-law.
Sister-in-law, she is my sister-in-law.

All married women in this building
are my sisters-in-law.

I have 32 sisters-in-law
and 30 brothers.

-Why are there two brothers less?
-There are two extra sisters-in-law.

Idiot! Have you come here to
celebrate my wife's birthday,

or count your brothers
and sisters-in-law?

Thank you, sweetheart.
Come, let's take a selfie.

Super idea.

I too will take a selfie with my hubby
on my birthday.

Go ahead, take it. I won't stop you.

-With you?
-Yes.

All husbands look the same
when they have cake on their face.

I think we all need a photo.

Come.

Come, my sisters-in-laws.

Come, come.

I'll show this photo to everyone
at the club's function tomorrow.

Smile, please.

Rukmani!

You?

I am seeing you after ages.

-How are you?
-See for yourself.

How incomplete
your soldier is without you.

You brought a fair-skinned woman
from Kashmir, right?

I fell in love with her
because I missed you, Rukmani.

I could see your face in hers.

I was a fool not to be able to see your
face in a doctor or an engineer's face.

And I kept waiting for you.

You don't know,
the day that woman came before me.

That night the temperature
had gone below zero.

Even if the temperature is low,
one's character should not be!

Please forget about it Rukmani.

Please forgive me.

That girl from Kashmir
passed away after five years.

That was bound to happen.

Not everyone can bear
a soldier's attitude.

You are just too much.

You know that our Bholu got married?

Yes, my Bholu's wife is so sweet.

She is really well-cultured.
She takes good care of me.

-She takes such good care of me.
-Of me--

When did you meet her?
I am staying with her.

Who are you staying with?

-She is with me.
-What are you saying?

-On which floor are you staying?
-On the fourth floor.

And I am on the sixth.
This means... this means...

Your son is just like you.
He too got married twice.

-It's either him or me today.
-Wait, Rukmani.

I have seen happiness
in my daughter-in-law's eyes.

And loyalty in my son's eyes.

-I too noticed that.
-We will talk to him.

But until then,
we will let things be as they are.

And we will meet here in the garden,
every morning, and evening.

Will you come to meet me, Rukmani?

I have been waiting for you
for the past 15 years,

and you still ask me this question.

-Father?
-Mother?

What happened? Why did you two stop?

Hurry up. If we are late, we'll miss
the performance at the club.

Everybody cheer up, I am high

Move along with me,
It makes no difference to me

My glass like youth is getting high.

My glass like youth is getting high

I can drink the entire river of love
It makes no difference to me

It makes no difference

I am drunk, whether it's wrong or right

Girl is high,
She is sloshed

Girl is high,
She is sloshed

When she dances,
All the lovers get excited

Girl is high

Let me stay drunk
Let me float in the river of love

It is a wrong habit, let it stay wrong

Girl is in the club
She has drunk the seven oceans

She fears no one
A fire burns in her heart

I am drunk, whether it's wrong or right

Girl is high,
She is sloshed

I live in a different world
I have nothing to do with anyone

I am Ranjha's Heer, God knows that

Love's addiction is blind sighted
There are no restrictions

If it aims, it can touch the sky

It makes no difference
I am drunk, whatever I do is right

Girl is high,
She is sloshed

When I dance, all the lovers get excited

Girl is high,
She is sloshed, girl is high

Simran!

Super performance Deepika.
We thoroughly enjoyed it.

Anjali and Juhi.

Thank you isn't enough.

You will have to come
to my place for tea.

-Sure.
-And have lunch at my place.

And dinner at my place.

Us three live in the same building.

-In the same building? So cool.
-So tell us, when are you coming?

Actually, soon I am going to get
married. I will come with my husband.

Here you go.

-Give it to her. Thank you.
-Okay.

You know, I always have an ice-candy
from here whenever I pass by.

But you shouldn't consume
so many calories.

Husbands keep their arm around
your waist only while it's slim.

I think love shouldn't be shallow.
Love should be forever.

-My mother-in-law.
-My father-in-law.

What? They are your mother-in-law
and father-in-law?

I am so sorry.
I thought they were husband and wife.

Mother-in-law has crossed
the line in Mumbai.

And my father-in-law too.

On your arrival I
always glow like a lamp.

Without you,
there is darkness everywhere.

This is the age to light a lamp
in front of ones photo

and you want to light up your love life.

Stop your nonsense.
Have you lost your mind?

I am telling the truth.
Your father is romancing in this age.

Who will he romance with, in this age?

You know my friend Juhi,
who lives on the fourth floor?

He is having an affair
with her mother-in-law.

-You mean mother and father have met?
-Mother and father?

-Our father and their mother have met?
-Yes. We saw them together twice today.

The first time,
they were hugging in the garden,

and the second time at Bandstand,
drinking coconut water.

Is it?

One heart tells to the other.

I have fallen in love, again.

Father is back. Ask him where was he?

Father?

Where were you?

Dear, I had gone to the
army club to kill some time.

Oh, really? But there is
no army club over here.

Yes, there isn't.
I searched hard, but I couldn't find it.

And you, come in here.

I want to discuss something
very important with you.

Can I come after finishing
a small task, father?

-Do come back.
-Sure.

Listen, why was he staring at you
as if you are doing something wrong?

This is the problem with
senior citizens, you know,

they do wrong and pretend
the other person is to blame.

Just make sure
that he doesn't call mother.

Mother?

Their mother.
The one he is having an affair with.

-Not my mother.
-Yes.

"For the first time, I have seen
love in my beloved's eyes."

Mother...

you were not in the garden.

Where were you?

I met a woman who lives
here in the garden.

I went to attend
a spiritual discourse with her.

Okay.

You really enjoyed attending
the spiritual discourse, didn't you?

Dear, of course at such an age only
spiritual discourses can be enjoyed.

Make me a cup of tea.

Should I get you coconut water instead?

-I already had coconut water.
-In the spiritual discourse?

But the coconut water is in the coconut.

I think you are tired.
Let me make tea for you instead.

-Where is mother?
-Kishan, come here.

You should send mother
back to the village.

-Why? You cannot serve her anymore?
-No. You don't know.

Mother is having an affair.

-What nonsense!
-Honestly.

She is romancing with
sixth floor's Anjali's father-in-law.

Really?

-You aren't surprised.
-I am surprised.

A lot, from within. But what can we do?

When a clingy person stays away
from someone for a long time,

then this happens.

-But this is wrong.
-Why?

Don't you get upset when you
have to spend two nights without me?

Mother got separated
from father 15 years ago.

It is possible that mother sees
her husband in that man.

Really?

-In how many women do you see me?
-In three.

Two of them are married
and one is still single.

If you ask stupid questions
you will get stupid answers.

Take care of mother, just make sure
she doesn't call father.

Their father.

-Do I have to explain everything?
-When did I ask that?

But you were going to.

You know, darling, I love you.
So I know what you are about to ask.

I love you too.
I pray everyone gets a husband like you.

What does he do?

He works at a security agency, sir.

Are you sure he is the one
you are going to get married to?

Yes, sir.

-I just spoke to Anjali.
-Yes.

She is coming with her husband.
Let's take her along.

I keep dreaming about having a child.

Whereas you don't even
have time to love your wife.

There is a time to make love,
sweetheart.

Of course, I won't start
loving you in public.

Love you, sweetheart.

-Anjali?
-Strange. You just said no to love.

It's enjoyable to love after refusal.
Don't let go.

-You are so sweet.
-Her husband is so romantic.

-He is romancing in public place.
-So sweet.

I pray everyone gets a husband like him.

I am late again.
What excuse will I make today?

Sir?

Champa!

-Madam!
-Who is she?

My maid. she comes to ruin every moment.

If madam is over there,
then who is sir with?

Get out from there.

Sir!

Are you out of mind? Get out from there.

It's Sir...

She is crazy.

-Let's go, it doesn't look nice.
-Let's go.

Now I have loved you in front
of everyone because you insisted.

What will people say
if they see us like this?

Go. Your friends must be
waiting for you. Go on.

How does he know?

I sometimes don't understand
what he says or does.

-Disgusting.
-What happened, Champa?

Sir, I don't understand
what is going on in this society.

Sir was hugging some other woman.

And madam was watching it.
And she didn't even say anything.

-It's nothing.
-It's nothing?

You say it's nothing?

Now if someone else gets the good news,
then don't come crying to me.

Champa, Champa,
have you studied science?

Does this too involve Newton?

No, this is medical science.

What he was doing was

is called mouth-to-mouth
artificial respiration system.

What?

I mean, to breathe into someone else's
mouth through your mouth.

Champa, it is possible that the lady
was having a problem breathing.

So he was helping her.

Sir, I know what I saw.
He was hugging her.

Now he can't go breathe
into every woman's mouth, can he?

Wouldn't he be considered characterless?

-What are you saying?
-Yes.

Instead of mouth-to-mouth he must be
giving chest-to-chest science.

Now I understand. I understand.

Don't tell that to sister-in-law.
She will think that you are stupid.

Sir, I am not that stupid.
I understand mouth-to-mouth.

But sir, I got confused
because it was chest-to-chest.

-Sir, will you do me a favor?
-Yes, Champa?

-Can you accompany me in the elevator.
-Why?

Because sometimes I have problem
breathing in the elevator.

-Please come with me, sir.
-Get lost.

Yes, I do.

-Yes, Deepu?
-Kumar, dad just called me up.

He was saying strange things about you.

-I fought with him.
-Really? What did he say?

First come and meet me.
And also bring Karan along.

I want to discuss
something very important.

-What? Court marriage?
-Yes, there is no other option left.

My dad keeps having
strange suspicions about you.

Today, he accused you of
having someone else in your life.

Really? Did he say that?

But I swear, Deepika.
You are the only one I love.

That's why I want us to get
married as soon as possible.

She is right. Get married in the court.

It won't create a scene.
And it is better for you as well.

Try to understand.

Of course, and I'll get saved
from getting into a mess.

I mean we'll save ourselves
from all the wedding expenses.

Okay then, done, you come to the court
with your witness.

-Okay.
-You come to the court with your witness.

I will get you two married.

I'm going to meet a foreign delegation
that's why I am wearing a suit.

I'm not going to get married.

When did I say that you are
going to get married?

No, I thought when one's
going through a bad phase,

then people start
doubting for no reason.

That's why I said all that.

Oh, come on, Shiv.

Your love doesn't lack anything.
Why should I be suspicious of you?

Bye.

-Where is she?
-Not the maid, baby.

I am saying bye to you.
I am in a little hurry.

You can make a note of this one.
I will settle the score tomorrow.

Can I go now?
Thank you, baby. Bye.

Father, I am going to do
something very important.

I cannot do it without your blessing.

Son, I met your mother.

-Mother?
-Yes. Your mother.

What's with two wives?

-Well father, these two--
-What two?

Yes, two Laddoos.
Offer two of them Lord Hanuman.

And two at the Shani's temple.

-I have pledged something.
-Okay, father.

He must have pledged for that old woman.
What else could it be?

Listen, brother has
sent clothes for the child.

-Come, I will show them to you.
-I'll be right back, father.

Kids?

What else is he hiding?

Where are they?

BOMBAY HIGH COURT

-Yes?
-Where are you?

If the judge left, you won't be able
to get married. Hurry up.

Okay, Anjali.
See you in the evening.

Bye, father. I am going.
I am getting late.

Bye, sweetheart.

He already has two wives,
now he wants a third one?

He is one step ahead of me.

-I am going, mother.
-Stop. Sit.

What's with this two-marriage thing?

Look mother, the two--

Yes, mother. I will offer two Laddoos.

Two to Lord Shani
and two to Lord Hanuman.

-Laddoos?
-Yes. That...

-Yes. Laddoos. Yes, do offer them.
-Why are you offering Laddoos, mother?

For the peace in this house
and for him to come to his senses.

Everyone needs to come back
to their senses, mother?

Yes, of course. So then I will
offer two for you as well.

I know why she is offering Laddoos.

I am sure she must have
prayed for that old man.

Give me your blessings, mother.

So far, only accidentally
good things have happened to me.

Today, I'm going for something good,
just pray nothing bad happens.

My blessings are always with you.

Just remember one thing,
never break a woman's heart,

and her family.

Just to keep this promise I ended up
fulfilling 28 vows of marriage.

There are seven vows
in a marriage, not 28.

Yes, but for a person
who loves you four-fold,

for him four times seven is 28.

What? Four?

You heard that, mother?

That's why I say, everyone
should get a husband like him.

God is slowly giving it to everyone.

-See you, mother. Bye.
-Okay.

Sorry, I got here a little late.

You reached the
accidental weddings on time.

-And here you are late.
-Forget it. Where is Deepika?

She was here.
She has gone to get her witness.

We are so dead, brother.

-What happened?
-Look over there.

Damn. When did all four of them
meet each other?

How should I know?

Do one thing, I am leaving,
you handle them.

-Why do you always get me trapped?
-Tell her my witness had an accident.

-Say something. Say anything.
-What will I say?

No, you take care
of everything over there.

I will explain everything to them.
They will understand.

-I know. I trust them.
-What happened, Karan?

I will call you back, brother.

-Deepika, actually...
-Karan, what are you doing here?

What are all three
of you doing over here?

-Do you know each other?
-He stays in our building.

Yes, and he handles
our husbands' legal matters.

Not just your husband, sister-in-law,
I also save her future husband.

-I mean save his taxes. It is my job.
-But why hasn't Kumar reached here yet?

Actually, he just called me.

His witness had a small accident.

-What?
-And Kumar is with him at the hospital.

But I am feeling really bad.
I am really sorry.

You have been troubled unnecessarily.

No, it's an emergency.
we can't say anything about it.

Yeah, actually, in fact, I am happy
that your boyfriend is so nice.

He thought saving someone's life
is more important than getting married.

I pray God bestows everyone
with a husband like him.

Of course, God will.
He always does. I know.

Let's choose another date for
your wedding, say in two days?

-Will that be fine?
-Yes. I think that's perfect.

We too will come here on that date.

-Right?
-Yes, absolutely.

Come with me, sister-in-law. This way.

-Come, let's go and check.
-I think you misheard him.

He is already married twice.

Why would he want to
get married the third time?

After all he is our son,
and not some wild bull.

I am telling the truth, Rukmani.

He is here.
Let's go over there and enquire.

Mother?

-Father?
-What are they doing here?

Excuse me? Where do couples get married?

-They are getting married?
-They are in such a hurry!

Just yesterday they fell in love
and today they are here to get married.

Anjali, with the speed
at which they are going inside,

I think your husband will have a sibling
before you two can have a child.

Oh, my God. I will go and inform Kishan.

And I will inform Ram.

Please check and let us know.

Look sir, no one by the name of
Shivram Kishan is getting married today.

Are you satisfied now?

Let's go now.

Everything will be okay.

Hey!

-You are here.
-Yes, I am here.

You didn't go to the hospital
to save your friend's life?

I did. He survived so I came here.

You, friend, barely survived today.
So, shall we get married now?

But my witnesses have already left.

-Shall I call them back?
-No. Why?

Court marriages don't
last for long anyways.

Let's do one thing.
Let's get married in a temple.

You go to the temple
with all the things.

-Okay?
-How will I get the things?

-Go.
-Am I a lawyer or what?

Let's go. We will go to a temple
and get married over there.

-Dad.
-What did you think?

You'll go to the court
and I won't find out about it?

Then what else could I do?

-You left me no choice.
-So, this is your choice?

He is a fraud. How many times
do I have to tell you that?

-He is a scoundrel. He is engaged.
-No, he is not engaged.

Really?

You are not engaged to anyone?

No, sir. I've never been engaged.

Okay. I will show you.

Pooja!

Yes, sir?

Tell them. Are you
engaged to him or not?

What will she say, sir?
Let me tell you.

This is the first time I am meeting her.
And you say that I am engaged to her.

I didn't say that.
She is the one who told me.

Tell them.

-Tell them.
-Yes, sir.

See?

-No sir, he is telling the truth.
-What?

I am not engaged to him.

-Hear her, dad?
-Hey, but...

Then why do you have this photograph
pinned up on your desk?

Wait a minute.

I had left this photo
of Kumar on your table.

-You?
-Yes.

-But this...
-Yes, sir.

I too had brought my fiance's photograph.
But I don't know how it got changed.

I didn't want to lose my job, sir.
Hence, I didn't say anything.

Sorry?

Because of your mistake, I was
suspicious of my future son-in-law.

I broke my daughter's heart.

You are fired. Find a new job. Get out.

Spare her, sir. A person lies
when there is no way around.

And no one knows that better than me.

-Let it go sir.
-Yes, dad. Please forgive her.

Fine, I will forgive her
because you have asked me to.

Go.

Thank you, sir.
Because of you I didn't lose my job.

No problem.
I have a bad habit of rescuing girls.

Even if by doing
that I end up in trouble.

No problem. Please carry on.

Now I shall never doubt you.

And I will also get you two married.
In a grand manner!

-Nice?
-Hareesh, friends, relatives,

Everyone should get an invitation.

-It should be a grand wedding.
-Sure.

And distribute all these
invitation cards today.

Daddy, these are my personal invites.

-I will send them.
-Okay. Not a problem.

Hey son, come in.

Papa, the preparations
are in full swing.

Sister-in-law, let me know
if you need me to do anything.

Yes, there is something.

Sweetheart!

Karan, you live
in the Cocktail Tower, right?

-Yes, sister-in-law.
-Three of my friends live there.

I have already called them up. You
just need to give them these invites.

Brother, your three wives
will be attending your wedding.

Now how will you get married?

The date is fixed.

The invites have been distributed.

Marriage will also take place.

You just wait and watch.

It's going to be your funeral.

-Papa, I wanted to say something.
-Yes, son?

-You are doing a lot for our wedding.
-Yes.

I too have a small desire.

Tell me, what is it?
I am ready to do anything you say.

Because one gets married
just once in a lifetime.

It's not like, it happens
three to four times in life. Tell me?

Yes, at my wedding, I wanted everyone,
to recall their wedding.

Let me not be the only
groom present there.

Let Deepika not be the
only bride present there.

Every boy should be a groom
and every girl should be a bride.

Son, I am getting you two married.

I am not arranging,
a congregational wedding.

No, we are the only ones
who will be getting married.

But you know, every boy
should be dressed as a groom.

Every girl should be dressed as a bride.

Each couple would look like
a newly-wed couple.

Isn't it, dad?

Get my wedding dress.

Priest, your slow motion is
is causing me loose-motion.

-Please hurry up a little. Please go.
-Sure.

My brother! My brother! My brother!

You have come up with an amazing theme!
No one knows anything.

Since morning two sisters-in-law have
kissed me, thinking I'm their husband.

No one can recognize
who is the real groom.

Where is Kumar?

He has made so many idiots
dressed as grooms.

Kumar! Sorry, sorry. Namaste.

-Kumar!
-Uncle, your groom is over there.

It's such a strange theme.
No one is able to recognize anyone.

Papa, I am over here.

See, no one is able to recognize anyone.

Thank God, the brides aren't hiding
their faces under the veil.

Otherwise I would've been slapped
40 times since morning.

Papa, before a few more brides join us
why don't you call for my bride, please?

Son, that's why I am here.
Deepu has been--

Look there she is.

Hey Deepu!

Look dear, here he is.

Kumar, it would've been so nice
if your parents could've joined us.

They wanted to come,

-but joint pain didn't let them.
-Hernia.

Hernia?

Actually the joint pain is so bad
that it is causing hernia.

-And that is why they cannot walk around.
-Yes.

But it's not like we wanted them
to parade around.

They would've sat on the couch,
and given their blessings

But, Papa, they can't even sit.
Actually, their piles are aggravated.

Piles are aggravated?

But I had heard
that villagers are very healthy.

You have heard it right.

We eat pure butter
and we have a lot fun.

Brijmohan!

-How do my parents know him?
-I don't know.

-Congratulations.
-I knew you would come.

-Hello, sister-in-law.
-Hello, brother.

I am so happy to see you here.

As you are here Deepu will also get
a mother's blessings. Come with me.

-Dear, touch their feet.
Namaste.

God bless you, dear.

He is my childhood friend, Brijmohan.

Namaste.
-And he is my future son-in-law.

Touch their feet, son.

God bless you, son.

-He is well-cultured.
-He is indeed well-cultured.

Your son also lives in this city,
doesn't he?

Why didn't he come with you?

He is handling four offices.
He doesn't have time to spare.

What a co-incidence!

-My son-in-law too handles four offices.
-Really?

Then son, always remember this.

You need to balance your work
and your home life.

Because a household doesn't run
with science--

-It runs with home science.
-Correct.

Who said that?

Today you won't come to know.
Today, everyone looks the same.

Come, let's go and meet our friends.
I mean let's go and find them.

Let's go, sister-in-law.

Look, my friends are here.

-Come, let me introduce you to them.
-Go ahead. I will be right back.

-Where are you going?
-I'll go and meet the priest.

Forget all that, come with me.

-You go ahead.
-Come with me.

Hi, Simran! Anjali! Juhi.

Bro, you leave, I'll handle them--

You are looking so beautiful.

Hey, won't you introduce us
to your husband?

-Yes.
-Yes.

-Please show us your face.
-Why are you blushing?

Let me show it to you. He is my Kumar.

Karan!

No. There is some confusion.

Actually, you mistook me for Kumar
and dragged me here.

I didn't stop you as well.
The excitement shouldn't end, right?

-Where is Kumar?
-I will go and find him.

Priest, why is it taking so long?
Quickly start the wedding.

First let me get all the things placed.

It's not like you are
preparing for a barbecue.

You just need to add four sticks.
Quickly start the wedding.

Look, I will be starting the wedding
at the said auspicious time.

If you are in a hurry
you can elope and get married.

The marriage will only take place
after I let go of the groom.

You wanted 20,000,000 rupees
as dowry, right?

Now, if you want the groom back,
give me 50,000,000 rupees instead.

And listen, if you want to
say something, text me.

Because I don't listen to anyone.

Hey, the groom ran away.

-Let's catch him.
-Yes, let's go.

We will get the ransom money
by day after tomorrow.

Until then, you two
take care of this groom.

-Tiger, the groom ran away.
-The groom ran away.

-Tiger.
-Tiger.

-Tiger. The groom ran away.
-Tiger. He ran away.

-Tiger, the groom ran away.
-He ran away.

-Police have come?
-Not the police. The groom ran away.

-He ran away.
-He ran to the adjoined wedding hall.

-The groom ran away.
-Yes.

Namaste. Namaste.

Hello. Look, this is a theme wedding.
Please wear a groom's attire.

Don't worry,
we won't leave without eating.

We are from the groom's side.

You didn't get me.
You should change your dress.

You don't understand, papa.

If it gets even a little late as it is,
then it will be too late.

Don't worry at all.

I was talking about something
spicy and tangy, right?

-Yes.
-Sister-in-law, you should try this.

It is very tasty.

Quickly eat them and go home.
This wedding will take a while.

We are not in a hurry.
We have a lot of time to spare.

Yes. We will enjoy the entire wedding.

Don't worry.
I have permission till midnight.

-Mr. Gulab Chand.
-Mr. Verma.

This man will kill me.

What are you doing?

Shiv! Ram! Kishan!

Sister-in-law!
Sister-in-law! Sister-in-law!

You should try these Tiki first!
They are mind-blowing.

-I swear they are delicious.
-Forget about Tiki.

-I just saw Kishan over there.
-What are you saying, sister-in-law?

-Yes, and I saw Shiv.
-And I saw Ram.

It's just a misunderstanding,
sister-in-law.

You are dressed as James Bond.
but you cannot handle four glasses.

This is enough. I'm already so worried,
and he's dropping glasses over me.

Okay then, tell me. Where is he?

He isn't there, right?

-No.
-So?

It happens because of hallucination. I
am sure you three have studied science.

-No.
-Superb.

Then you will understand
this even better.

This is what happens
during hallucination.

When we love someone
from the bottom of our heart,

his image is so well engraved into
our minds that we see him everywhere.

This is what happens in hallucination.

Okay, tell me, can you see your husband
in the man standing with Deepika?

-Yes!
-Yes!

Come on, sister-in-law.

How can you see Shiv, Ram
and Kishan in the same person?

Look, now look at him again.
Do you see him in that man now?

No.

So that's hallucination.

Science is a very complicated thing.

Forget about it. Enjoy the wedding.
Now come on, enjoy these.

I'll go and arrange for some snacks.
Tell me what will you have?

The one with fritters? I'll get both.

-Aslam!
-Yes?

Everyone here is dressed as a groom.
How will we find our groom?

Don't use your brains.
Think of a way to find our groom.

Idea. We'll apply vermillion
on everyone's forehead.

-And take a look at their faces.
-Yes.

Where is he?

Priest, I am getting married.
So why are you feeding yourself?

-Watch out stupid.
-You are eating Laddoo here.

Deepu has been looking for you.

-Okay.
-Go on now.

And why are you eating Laddoo?

Have you come here to eat Laddoo
or to get them married?

You are strange.

All three of your wives
are looking for you.

Quickly get married and leave.

-Did you hear what I said?
-You...

Who was that idiot?

You have already done it four times.

Brother-in-law,
what are you doing over here!

-Are you here to attend the wedding?
-Yes. What brings you here?

I am here for business reasons.

-I see.
-I was holding a groom on ransom.

But he ran away and came
to this wedding venue.

I wonder which idiot
came up with this theme.

Everyone is dressed as a groom.

If I find the person who
came up with this theme,

he will be the first person to get shot.

No brother, a wedding is
going to take place here.

You should stay calm.
Enjoy yourself a little.

Brother-in-law, you may go.
I will find him.

-Okay, brother.
-Go. Let's go.

Go and stand at the gate,
so that the groom doesn't get to escape.

Only one wedding is taking place,
but there are many grooms present here.

I think it's time for some fireworks.
Understood?

Everyone come forward
for the garlanding ritual.

Hey!

Here as well?

I think they couldn't get
married in the court.

Have they come here thinking that
a congregational wedding's taking place?

Bride and groom,
exchange your garlands, please.

May God Indra of great fame bless us--

Brother?

No one will move.

I am looking for my groom.

Everyone, take off your turbans.

Take off or I will shoot you.

You guys take off your turbans as well.

Are you deaf? Take off your turban.

Take it off.

Remove it off or I will shoot you.

-Take it off, son.
-Take it off , Kumar.

-He'll shoot you. Take it off.
-Take it off.

Take off your turban son.

Take it off or I will shoot you.

Take it off.

-Bro, we found the groom.
-Take it off.

Take it off.

Boss, we found our groom.

Where have you been?

I am very sorry for
troubling all of you.

All of you, wear your turbans,
and enjoy the wedding.

Priest, you may begin.

-Let's take him away.
-Let's go.

-You barely escaped, brother.
-Yes.

[Sanskrit chant continue]

Priest, why are you wasting our time.
Why don't you put all of it in one go?

[Sanskrit chant]

Bholu!

-You?
-You are getting married again?

In spite of having me?

What are you saying? Not you, he has me.

How does it affect you?
He is my husband.

He isn't your husband. He is my husband.

Have you two lost your mind?

Hey! Enough of this nonsense.
You've started joking again?

Dear, they are the same three women
who fooled me at the mall.

They said that he is their husband.

-Hello. He is my husband, Shiv.
-He isn't Shiv. His is Ram, my husband.

No Deepika, I am telling the truth.
He is my husband, Kishan.

Have you three lost your mind?

He isn't anyone's Shiv, Ram or Kishan.
He is my Kumar.

Hold on.

Say just yes or no to my question.

Are the three of them your wives?

-Mother--
-Yes or no.

Yes.

Shameless!

You are married thrice already.

And you were about to get
married for the fourth time!

Why didn't you just die before
doing such a shameful deed?

I wouldn't be as sad about
your death as I am now.

You ruined the lives of four girls.

Is this what I taught you?
Is this what I taught?

You remember what I've always told you?

Never break a woman's heart.
And never ruin a family!

You broke everyone's trust.

You ruined everyone's life.
Everyone's. Everyone's!

Rukmani, that's enough. Stop it.

I always said that
my Bholu is very naive.

But I was wrong.

You are a cheat. A beguiler.

No, mother.

Your Bholu is not a cheat.

I have not cheated anyone.

Juhi, tell me...

your father placed your hand in my hand
at the hospital and passed away.

Did he ever ask whether
I already had anyone in my life?

And Anjali, you?

You were going to commit suicide, right?

I saved your life.

Your brother forced me at
gunpoint to get married to you.

Who was the one who cheated?

And Simran, you?

I had told you that my friend fooled me
into getting married to you.

But you didn't listen to me.

You wanted to jump into the
holy fire and kill yourself.

Should I have left you to die?

If I held your hand, just to save
your life. How is that cheating?

Yes, I did make one mistake, mother.

I didn't tell them about each other.

Because if I had told them,
then they would have killed themselves.

Now, you tell me mother,

how could I kill them
after saving their lives?

If there is anyone
whom I have cheated on,

that is you, Deepika.

I didn't tell you
that I got married thrice.

Now you tell me,
what should have I done?

People try to forget tragedies.

But I have been living with them.

I didn't want three families.

But I thought
if I have been through tragedy,

then they have also gone through one.

It's not their fault either.

I just wanted one family.

There was just one person that I love.

You, Deepu.
And I didn't want to lose you.

"Never break a woman's heart.
Never ruin a family."

To keep my promise to you, your Bholu,

Shivram Kishan got divided
into three parts, mother.

I've been running faster than a clock,
so that I can give time to everyone.

I have kept everyone happy.

I showed everyone my face
before I left in the morning,

so that there is a smile
on their faces all day long.

I tried to keep everyone happy.
Ask them, mother. Ask them.

Have I not been honest in the little
time that I've spent with each of them?

Have I cheated even a little?

Ask them, mother.

If I would've rejected them
and settled down.

Then neither you nor God
would have been happy.

If you still feel that I am wrong,

then you can punish me
whichever way you want.

You have given me life.

Even if you to take that life away,
I won't say a word.

Your Bholu won't say a word.

Son!

What have you decided, Deepu?

A person who can love
through tragedies...

his love should not suffer
from any tragedy.

This is good, brother.

Even though they live on separate
floors, they have accepted each other.

That's true.

Karan, there is something
that I don't understand.

What happened to me,
was it a comedy or a tragedy?

Consider it to be comedy.
You will be able to live with it better.

Anyway, you don't need
to fear anything now.

Everyone knows about
your four marriages.

You are right.

But if Tiger found out about it,
he will shoot me.

He won't be able
to understand the comedy.

Tiger.

It's written on his forehead
that he doesn't listen to anyone.

-Even his medical reports say that.
-Yes.

How are you, Tiger?

-He is Mr. Daruwala.
-Hi.

He will look at your hand
and tell us when you'll have a kid.

Strange. Science tells it
through sonograms.

You will tell that just
by looking at his hands?

Yes, I am an astrologer.

First of all, I'll tell you how a
husband wife's relation should be.

If that is good,
only then they will have kids.

Come on, show me your hand.

-Oh, my God.
-What happened?

Is this the first time
you're looking at a bare hand?

No, you are destined for four marriages.

Four kids! That's great news.

Four marriages.

-It will take four years? That is fine.
-Yes.

-I have no problem with it.
-Four marriages! Four!

You want 400 rupees? You will get it.

-Take him back. Come on, go.
-Okay, let's go.

-Come on, let's go.
-He is destined for four marriages.

-He is not listening.
-Look, he said, you will have four kids.

But I would still say
that two kids are enough.

He has four wives.

If each wife has two kids,
he will have eight kids for sure.

Not eight, it should take
nine months to deliver a child.

Otherwise the child will be weak.
Have you not studied science?

I think you were born in seven months.

If you had stayed in for two more months.
Your hearing would have been better.

You don't need to apologize.

Don't worry, I will bear
all the expenses of your child.

Remember what I had told you?

I am the only uncle,
but I have a lot of desires.

Sir!

Congratulations.

Sir! Congratulations!

Congratulations! Many, many congrats.
Please have some sweets.

What's the occasion?

He didn't invite me
but of course I'll celebrate,

-my employer's fourth marriage.
-She too knows about the four kids?

-What? Sir, you have four kids as well?
-No, you are misunderstanding him.

Come on, sir!

You hid your wives from everyone,
you hid four kids as well.

Now I will tell everyone.

-Madam! Madam, listen!
-Hey Champa!

-There is good news.
-Have you lost your mind? Listen to me.

He is going with her
to distribute the sweets.

Newborn does bring such joy.

-When are you getting married?
-Brother, I am still just a kid.

I know you are a lawyer,
but you will get married, won't you?

There is a girl whom
I consider to be my sister.

All she talks about is marriage.

But look, she too found a groom today.

-Really? Who? Me?
-You.

Congratulations.

See? Tragedies can happen to anyone.

Just pray that no one
gets married accidentally.

Nobody else loses anything.
They only have to give away a Laddoo.

Lift your collar and have loads of fun

Make the torn jeans your style statement

Lift your collar and have loads of fun
Make the torn jeans your style statement

Dance in such a way

That you break all the records

Pull the wire
Break the speaker

You will look like a hero,
Wearing sunglasses

Hey DJ, play the music

When the DJ will play the music,
Pappu will dance

When the DJ will play the music,
Pappu will dance

When the DJ will play the music,
Pappu will dance

Who shall I love?
Whose eyes do I look into?

I have her and her as well
Who do I wait for?

I am a little romantic
and a little crazy

There are girls everywhere
And I am surrounded by them

You be...

You be out of control

Come on now

You beat the drum till it tears apart

Today I have caught a music fever

Let me stay the way I am
Don't change the state

Dance in such a way
That you break all the records

Pull the wire
Break the speaker

You will look like a hero
Wear the sunglasses

What do you say?

Hey DJ, play the music

When the DJ will play the music,
Pappu will dance

When the DJ will play the music,
Pappu will dance

When the DJ will play the music,
Pappu will dance

When the DJ will play the music,
Pappu will dance

When the DJ will play the music,
Pappu will dance

Pappu! Pappu!
Come on, dance

Pappu! Pappu!
Come on, dance

Pappu! Pappu!
Come on, dance

Pappu! Pappu!
Come on, dance

Come on man, dance!