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d Hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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d Hey-hey-yeh, hey, yeh
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Yeah!
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d Well, I've been chasing you
around night and day d
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d Spending a fortune
on makeup and hair spray d
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d 'Cause I know that you're
the perfect one for me d
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d And all I want
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d Is that you show me
how good love can be d
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d Hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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d Hit me with your lovething d
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d Hey, hey-yeh, hey, yeh
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d Oh, whoa, whoa, ha
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d Hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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d Hit me with your lovething d
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d Hey, hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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d Mm-hmm-hmm
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Do you think they're done yet?
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God, already?
I hope not.
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d Hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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d Hit me with your lovething d
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Oh! Oh! Nnn! Oh...
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Ohh!
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d Hit me with your lovething d
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d Hey, hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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d Mm-hmm-hmm
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Oh, my God.
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I don't know. Maybe
we should check it out.
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Okay.
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Yeah!
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d Hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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d Hit me with your lovething d
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d Hey, hey-yeh, hey-yeh
How do I get this thing out?
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Stream, are we 18 or what?
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Just hook it from the inside,
bear down, and pull.
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Thanks.
Not now.
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You have to keep it in
for six hours.
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I thought you needed it back.
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Stream, she can wait.
Go put it back in.
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Fast.
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She reminds me
of when I was a girl.
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You used a condom, too, right?
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Of course.
I'm not suicidal.
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d When my head starts
turning 'round and 'round d
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d And I start to growl
like a mad bloodhound d
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d Well, don't get scared
or angry with me d
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d A cure of soothing love
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d That's the secret recipe
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d Hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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d Hit me with your lovething d
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d Hey, hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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d Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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d Hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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d Hit me with your lovething d
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d Hey, hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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d Oh, whoa, whoa, now
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So how was it?
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It was great.
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God, you must be so relieved.
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Yeah, I was terrified
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I'd be the last virgin
in the senior class.
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Well, you definitely
picked the right guy.
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I mean, Chad is a hottie,
and God knows he's connected.
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Mm! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
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Oogh.
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Ohh...
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d... the rhythm
coming o-on d
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d Seize the moment
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d Make use of it
before it's gone d
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So did it hurt?
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I felt like I had a
porcupine shoved up me
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after the first time.
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It hurt a little...
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but I loved it.
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Welcome to being a woman.
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d Hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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d Hit me with your lovething d
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d Hey, hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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d Oh, whoa, whoa, now
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d Hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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d Hit me with your lovething d
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d Hey, hey-yeh, hey-yeh
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d Yeah, yeah, yeah
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d Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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d Yeah, yeah, yeah
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d Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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d Yeah, yeah, yeah
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d Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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d Yeah, yeah, yeah
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d Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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d Yeah, yeah, yeah
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d Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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d Yeah, yeah, yeah
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d Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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d Yeah, yeah, yeah
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d Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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d Yeah, yeah, yeah
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d Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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d Yeah, yeah, yeah...
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Wake up, party girl.
It's noon.
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So are pajamas pass� now?
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Yeah, I'm a real trendsetter.
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I brought you some coffee.
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Oh, I can't.
I'm off caffeine, remember?
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That's right.
Caffeine is so toxic.
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Sorry, honey.
I forgot.
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That's okay.
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Can I have a therapist?
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Honey, you know we've
talked about this.
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Just because all the
other kids are in therapy
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does not mean you need to be.
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I know, but I...
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I think...
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you are just as well-adjusted...
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as anyone else your age.
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Maybe more so.
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Unless there's something
you haven't told me.
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I mean, is there?
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No.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah.
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I mean...
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you just don't understand
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how hard it is to be
a senior these days, Mom.
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So you think I should
pull a Frida Kahlo
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over the fact
that he didn't call me?
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Maybe he felt too vulnerable.
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What the... Can you believe this?
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How bad are my circles?
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Very Kate Moss
during heroin chic.
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My mother kept me up
all night last night
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obsessing over whether
she should marry Irving
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now that he asked her
to sign a prenup.
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What did you advise?
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I told her to hold out for more.
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Marrying money is the only
thing she does well.
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Why should she
sell herself short?
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Curiously strong mint?
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So now that you
and Chad have hooked up,
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do you think you're going out
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or just having sex?
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I don't know.
I guess I should ask him.
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What about you and Louie,
or you and Petrus?
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Are you... going out
or just having sex?
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We're definitely going out.
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We're going way out.
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Are you sure Petrus isn't a fag?
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Yes, I'm sure.
He's just European.
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Oh, crap, you guys.
We should go.
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I respect your opinion, sir,
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and I just can't fathom
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why you would give me
such a low grade.
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An A-minus?
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Well, yeah. It totally
brings down my average,
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and I fully intend on
getting into Yale, sir.
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Hey, Nell.
Yeah, whatever.
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"Yeah, whatever"?
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Nell, every guy in this
school is hot for you.
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Hey.
Darling.
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And Petrus here
is missing a chromosome.
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Why are you such a freak?
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I'm not into beefcake.
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Time management, girls.
Time management.
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All right, let's wipe our minds
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clear of fantasy,
if that's possible,
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and get down to reality.
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Jennifer Simon,
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what did you do
to get into college today?
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Well, I explored
cross-culture communication
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with my maid, Maria Josefa.
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Hmm. Good try, but, uh,
a bit transparent.
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College admission committees
are trained
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to sniff out bullshit.
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Not that we couldn't blow
smoke in that direction,
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that's what I'm here for,
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but we have to start
with the basis of reality.
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Anyone else?
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Yeah, uh... well,
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Senator Dimatto had dinner
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at my parents' house last night,
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and, uh, I got him to
write me a recommendation.
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Ah. Now that's more like it.
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Now, that's using your assets.
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You mean your father's assets,
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right? Yeah? Hmm?
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Uh, what about you,
Mr. Rockefeller?
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Rockefeller?
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Do you plan to take
the SATs again?
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I've told you.
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I don't use
the name Rockefeller.
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I go by Lipschitz.
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Well, Henry D.
Rockefeller is a legacy.
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Uh, Henry Lipschitz is, uh, not.
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So I hope when the time comes,
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there'll be no confusion what
name you put on your application.
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He changed his name
freshman year.
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So Emilio Estevez.
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All right. Now let's begin
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by reading the introduction
to my book,
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warm off the press,
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and I think it's an easy read
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and very easy to understand,
I assure you.
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And please take note
of the title:
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Getting In.
Shall we begin?
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Stream Hodsell.
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"In my 15 years of experience
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"as a college counselor
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"in the finest prep schools
on the East Coast,
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"I am increasingly amazed
at the level of competition
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"to get into good colleges
and universities.
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"For every one spot, there are
100 qualified applicants,
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"and yet last year
I got 40% of my seniors
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"into Harvard, Yale,
or Princeton,
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"and 70% into the Ivy League.
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How do I do it?
Marketing. "
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Hey, gorgeous.
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Hi.
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Why don't you meet me
in the equipment closet
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in a couple of minutes?
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But I have calculus.
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I know.
Why?
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I know, but, uh...
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I really need to talk to you.
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Yeah... Ohh...
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Nn-nn-nn-nn er-er-er-er!
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Rrrr!
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Ohh! Ohh!
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Aah!
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Ohh!
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Aah!
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d He's a heartbreaker
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d A mover and a shaker
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d The magic piper of love
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d It's kinda hard to swallow d
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d You know
you've got to follow d
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d The magic piper of love
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d 'Cause he's a city slicker d
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d An expert politicker
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d The magic piper of love
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Oh, God.
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That was great.
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Yeah.
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d Of love
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So how's Chad?
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I don't know.
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He's the bomb, but...
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I don't know. Maybe
I'm doing something wrong.
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The whole sex thing
is kind of a drag.
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A drag? I thought you were
in a total state of bliss.
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Well, it's novel.
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But I think I like
third base better.
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Well, I mean, sure,
third base is great.
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I mean, really doing it
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takes a while to get used to.
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But then you'll love it.
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Really?
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You guys love it?
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Yeah.
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It's sex.
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Jennifer, darling.
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I couldn't help but overhear.
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The intercom was on.
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Mother, privacy, please.
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You're not respecting
my boundaries.
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Oh, darling, I think
it's just adorable
265
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,831
that you're exploring
your sexuality.
266
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:13,233
Really, I just love it.
267
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,535
Could you not be
so fucking patronizing?
268
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,205
Well, there's nothing to be ashamed
of, Jennifer.
269
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,307
Plenty of women don't enjoy sex,
270
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:24,111
and I'll tell you why right now.
271
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,880
Because they're not climaxing.
272
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:30,517
They've never experienced
the deepest female pleasure.
273
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,886
We don't need your
insight, Dr. Ruth.
274
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,221
I had countless lovers
275
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,789
who thought that female orgasm
276
00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:38,992
was some sort of Chinese
paper folding.
277
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:41,461
Ha ha ha ha ha!
278
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:45,298
I mean, utterly without a clue.
279
00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:46,900
What do you mean?
280
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:47,968
Look, it's the '90s, okay?
281
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:50,037
There's an article in Cosmo,
like, every month
282
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,305
about female orgasm, so...
283
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,407
Cosmo.
284
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,476
How do you expect
to learn anything
285
00:12:56,509 --> 00:13:00,914
from those bony girls
with breast implants?
286
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,283
Okay, out.
Out, out, out, out.
287
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:04,451
Oh, oh, Jennifer...
288
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:05,452
You're such a freak.
289
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:06,586
I'm sorry.
290
00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:12,559
d I've got
no more time for you d
291
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:15,028
d Your deception I've outgrew d
292
00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:19,867
d But I'm sure there's still
some unsuspecting ears d
293
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:23,003
d Well, it's a good thing
that you get around d
294
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:25,839
d 'Cause you're just too big
for this small town d
295
00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:30,043
d And knowing you, you'd
bring 'em all to tears d
296
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,947
d Low
297
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,850
d Real
298
00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:40,954
d Low down
299
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,892
d Low
300
00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:47,494
d Real
301
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:51,932
d Low down
302
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,370
J'adore le croissant...
303
00:13:57,404 --> 00:14:01,474
mais je pr�f�r�e la baguette.
304
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,443
Maintenant en fran�ais.
305
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:05,245
Maintenant, parlez.
306
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,547
Parlez en fran�ais.
307
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:11,251
Allez-y. Allez-y.
308
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:14,922
Est-que vous avais jamais
voyager en France?
309
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:17,891
Listen, Jen, I think
your mom's right.
310
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,459
I'm not orgasming.
311
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:20,660
What? No.
312
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:24,031
How can you have sex
without orgasming?
313
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,967
I don't think this is
appropriate conversation.
314
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,470
Non, non, non! En fran�ais!
315
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:33,506
We must be with the French.
316
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,610
Je veux I'orgasme.
317
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:40,180
That means I want an orgasm.
318
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,648
No shit.
319
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:45,652
Oh, la la!
Qu'est-ce que c'est, �a?
320
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,955
Maintenant...
321
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,289
Stream.
322
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,658
Oui, Ren�e, je suis
all� en France.
323
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,994
Tres bien.
324
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,495
Maintenant...
325
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,529
Nell?
326
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,031
Moi aussi.
327
00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,566
J'ai visit� la France,
328
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,334
et je I'ai beaucoup aim�e.
329
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:02,635
Bon.
330
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,537
Jenny.
331
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,039
Oui.
332
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,474
Uh...
333
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:08,976
Oui.
334
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,211
Foie gras.
335
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:13,646
Non.
336
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,986
Non.
337
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:23,090
Pas bien.
338
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,495
I don't know why I do
so badly in this class.
339
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,430
I have a real connection
with the French.
340
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,999
I mean, come on.
341
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:34,101
All my favorite shirts
are from Agnes B.
342
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,738
How can you be sure you do?
343
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,708
Stream, we've been having sex
a lot longer than you have.
344
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,643
We've been doing it
since we were 15.
345
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,146
When you were going
on hayrides in Vermont,
346
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,048
we were busy getting laid.
347
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,050
You mean every time
you guys have sex,
348
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:54,421
you experience "increased
heat and tingliness
349
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,457
"that leads to a feeling
of inevitability,
350
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,359
"and then a dam-breaking burst
351
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,995
"of piercing pleasure
and muscle spasms,
352
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:06,066
followed by trembling
and diminishing shudders"?
353
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,101
That about sums it up.
354
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:09,136
More or less.
355
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,404
I guess it's just me, then.
356
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:12,572
Don't feel inadequate.
357
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,574
You just need to loosen up.
358
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,177
Right. Well, according
to the experts,
359
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:21,114
I should increase my
relationships for my sensuality,
360
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,649
develop my fantasy life,
361
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,452
and more fully communicate
my needs to my partner.
362
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,021
Don't be too bossy and make
your partner lose his erection.
363
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:30,357
Mmm.
364
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,659
Dick, I know I'm just
a shareholder now,
365
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,094
but I love this company,
366
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,129
and you're running it
into the ground.
367
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,298
You got to be kidding
if you think
368
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,801
people are gonna buy
avocado-flavored toothpaste.
369
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,737
No. Yeah. I know
we're all-natural,
370
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,339
but this is disgusting.
371
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,408
No, I'm not wigging out.
372
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,043
I'm trying
to communicate with you
373
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,811
from a very centered place,
374
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:55,082
and save us all
from financial ruin.
375
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,151
Oh, really?
376
00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,253
Well, you can just kiss my ass
377
00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:02,422
if that's what I get
for trying to help.
378
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,127
He hung up.
379
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,295
Can you believe that?
380
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,763
Well, you did tell him
to kiss your ass.
381
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:14,501
Yeah. As if no one ever
told him that before.
382
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,404
Well, you're the one who's so
committed to communication.
383
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,339
Why don't you try
to be more diplomatic?
384
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,308
We don't negotiate
with terrorists.
385
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:24,477
All right. I have rage.
Sorry. I have rage.
386
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:25,678
Mom, you seem stressed out.
387
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,480
Maybe we should take a vacation,
388
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,116
go to Vermont for the weekend.
389
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,318
I can't be in the same
state as your father.
390
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:36,156
I'm sorry. No. Vermont is
a nest of bad memories.
391
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,825
Look at you.
You look so pretty.
392
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:40,693
Are you going out with that boy
393
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,762
whose father made
all those Mafia movies?
394
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,364
Yeah, Chad.
Chad.
395
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,166
Who's your date with?
396
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:49,469
A most cultured
and sophisticated man.
397
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:52,839
A potter from South Africa.
398
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,780
For an amateur, your mother
has a very good eye.
399
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,482
She was immediately
drawn to my work.
400
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:06,153
Bartholomew's quite
a successful artist.
401
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,155
I saw his show at MOMA,
402
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,757
and I just immediately... I felt,
403
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,693
I don't know. You just
have so much to teach me.
404
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:14,527
Oh, thank you.
405
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,196
But you want to be
a photographer.
406
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,330
Well, of course, Stream.
407
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,232
That's what's
so fascinating about it.
408
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,134
Yes. Very few people
understand
409
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:22,735
how difficult it is
410
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,305
to express human suffering
in ceramics.
411
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,407
That is true.
412
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,608
Very, very true.
413
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:30,143
Really, that's so true.
414
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,411
Extremely true.
415
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,546
Absolutely.
416
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:35,715
Really true.
417
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:37,884
Yeah.
418
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,822
So, honey, what do you and Chad
have planned for tonight?
419
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,191
I'm not sure.
420
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,425
We might be going for drinks
421
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,160
with his dad
and Barbra Streisand.
422
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:50,163
Barbra Streisand.
Ooh!
423
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:52,131
I wonder if she
might sing a song.
424
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,202
You never know.
425
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,485
Chad?
426
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,323
d Walkin' is a way out
427
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,358
d Drivin' is a way out
428
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:19,359
d Flyin' is a way out...
429
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:20,827
Okay.
430
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,295
Right, then.
431
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,864
What must we never ever forget?
432
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,933
The people who write the SATs
433
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,601
are not as smart as I am.
434
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:29,702
Correct.
435
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:30,870
Instead of panicking,
436
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,205
choose B or D.
437
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:33,206
Yes.
438
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:33,973
And remember,
439
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,343
it's almost never E.
440
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:37,344
Exactly.
441
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:38,511
Thanks, man.
442
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:41,214
Thank me after
you get your scores.
443
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:45,918
Hey, baby.
444
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,920
Is that the thousand-dollar-
an-hour guy?
445
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:50,990
Afshin. Yeah.
He's fucking worth it, though.
446
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:54,227
My brother's scores went
up 200 points last year.
447
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:56,663
I wish I could get
my parents to pay for him.
448
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:57,864
I'm taking them again, too.
449
00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,233
Why? You got a 1450.
450
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:03,270
Yeah. My dad wants me
to break 1500.
451
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:04,871
He's got this fantasy
452
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,506
that somehow
I'll get a scholarship
453
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,508
if I can hit
some magical percentile.
454
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,709
Whoa.
455
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:12,245
Cruel world.
456
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:15,915
Well, I do want to get
into the best school I can,
457
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,750
so I might as well try, right?
458
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,852
Nell's parents are making her
take them again,
459
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,754
and she got a... 1510, right?
460
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:24,591
They'll have her committed
if she doesn't get into Yale.
461
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:25,792
That's so sick.
462
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,026
You want wine?
463
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,361
Sure.
464
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,629
Barbra had to cancel.
465
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,998
My dad went to a screening,
466
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:35,502
so, uh, we have all night
467
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,537
to, uh... hang out.
468
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:39,639
Great.
469
00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:43,310
You know...
470
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,877
I've been thinking a lot
471
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,913
about myself as a woman.
472
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,348
So have I.
473
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:51,050
Oh. Thanks.
474
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,286
Well, anyway,
475
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:56,323
I feel like, um...
476
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,325
it'd be good...
477
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:01,328
I'd... I'd like to communicate...
478
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:02,895
Us to communicate.
479
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,497
Sure. Sure.
480
00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:06,299
What is it?
481
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:10,303
It's sort of about sex.
482
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,575
Hold on a sec.
483
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,345
That's Dial-a-Weed.
484
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,813
I called before you came.
485
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:22,415
Dial-a-Weed?
486
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:44,671
So what was that you
were saying about sex?
487
00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:46,406
Well...
488
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:49,976
it's no big deal or anything.
489
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:00,587
Well...
490
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,555
it's just, you know...
491
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:07,627
I feel like... I notice...
492
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,963
I just want...
493
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,632
I love you.
494
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,434
d Deadly sniper
You do?
495
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:17,003
d The magic piper of love
496
00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:18,805
Wow.
497
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:22,542
d The magic piper of love
498
00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:26,446
d Of love
499
00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:33,586
d My girlfriend, she go blotto d
Mmm...
500
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:35,622
d Of cunnings and his grotto d
501
00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:39,959
d It turns out
he's a dirty old man d
502
00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:42,161
d The nice place
that I want to be d
503
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,397
d Is set upon
his Christmas tree d
504
00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:47,133
d While playing these games
of catch as catch can d
505
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,501
Mmm.
506
00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:51,137
d 'Cause he's a sweet talker d
507
00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:53,072
d A silent stalker
508
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:55,542
Um...
Okay, okay.
509
00:22:55,575 --> 00:23:01,714
Oh! Oh!
510
00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:03,783
Oh, Louie!
511
00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:04,784
Ah.
Oh!
512
00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:06,553
Oh!
513
00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:16,395
Maybe we should fool around.
514
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:18,931
Why? Do you want to?
515
00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:20,567
Me?
516
00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:23,202
You brought it up.
517
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:25,605
No, I... I just...
518
00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:28,775
I just didn't want to be rude.
519
00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,510
I'm not really
in the mood right now.
520
00:23:35,047 --> 00:23:37,517
Don't you want to see
my new iguana?
521
00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,586
Yeah. Yeah. Sure.
522
00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:43,756
Okay.
523
00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:47,527
d Our lives she
rearranged forever... d
524
00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:57,236
I swear to God,
525
00:23:57,269 --> 00:24:00,573
aloe vera soap was my idea.
526
00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:03,776
Now he won't even let me be
part of running the company.
527
00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:07,179
So now, you know,
when people go to buy Dick and Judy's,
528
00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:10,517
all they're really
getting is Dick.
529
00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:14,020
It's a challenge
to stay positive.
530
00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:15,021
Oh...
How's that?
531
00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:16,589
Very good.
532
00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:18,257
How's your kidney feel?
533
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,926
Oh, much better.
534
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:25,598
You know, an artist
must never descend
535
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:29,602
to the petty brouhaha
of real life.
536
00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,571
When did you divorce?
537
00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:32,672
Two years ago.
Mmm.
538
00:24:32,705 --> 00:24:35,241
I came to New York
to live with Stream,
539
00:24:35,274 --> 00:24:37,577
and he stayed up in Vermont
540
00:24:37,610 --> 00:24:39,245
with his pin-headed
new girlfriend.
541
00:24:39,278 --> 00:24:41,047
Mmm.
542
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,015
Of course, we're
still great friends.
543
00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:46,052
That's good.
That's very mature. Mm.
544
00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:47,787
Oh...
545
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,622
Ohh!
546
00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:53,125
I'm sorry I took so long.
547
00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:54,561
Oh, that's okay.
548
00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:12,679
You know, I have
this friend Stream.
549
00:25:12,712 --> 00:25:15,014
Oh, my heart goes out to her.
550
00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:17,717
She's so sexually unfulfilled.
551
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:22,555
She just can't climax.
It's awful.
552
00:25:22,589 --> 00:25:24,557
I do the best I can
to give her advice,
553
00:25:24,591 --> 00:25:28,628
but... I don't know.
554
00:25:28,661 --> 00:25:30,597
Sometimes I feel like...
555
00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:32,198
some people
are innately sensual,
556
00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:35,067
and some just aren't, you know?
557
00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:36,936
Does your friend masturbate?
558
00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:38,705
Masturbate?
559
00:25:38,738 --> 00:25:41,107
Well, no. She's not
desperate or anything.
560
00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:43,676
I mean, she does
have a boyfriend.
561
00:25:45,177 --> 00:25:46,979
Each section is timed
562
00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:48,314
at 30 minutes.
563
00:25:48,347 --> 00:25:50,316
We will give you
a five-minute warning
564
00:25:50,349 --> 00:25:52,351
before each section is finished.
565
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:55,655
Do not work on any section
566
00:25:55,688 --> 00:25:58,725
other than the one you are
supposed to be working on.
567
00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:10,637
Remember to breathe.
568
00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:12,271
Thanks.
569
00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:13,906
You're welcome.
570
00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:14,941
All right.
571
00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:17,610
You may now open
your test booklets.
572
00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:43,135
Time's up.
573
00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:46,138
Place your answer sheets
inside your test booklets
574
00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:48,307
and pass them
to the end of the table
575
00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:49,942
for a proctor to collect.
576
00:26:49,976 --> 00:26:51,343
Do not leave your seat
577
00:26:51,377 --> 00:26:54,747
until a proctor has collected
your test booklet.
578
00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:13,800
I did not expect
Allen Ginsberg to show up
579
00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:15,134
in Reading Comprehension.
580
00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:17,670
It was my happiest moment.
581
00:27:17,704 --> 00:27:19,806
The universe is a new flower.
582
00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:22,274
The secrets
of individual imagination
583
00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:23,943
are not for sale.
584
00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:25,311
I love that.
585
00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:27,847
Me, too.
586
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,448
Hey.
587
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,918
Let's celebrate.
588
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:34,754
Yeah, let's go.
589
00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:52,104
Oh, you know, I think
590
00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:53,740
that the thousand bucks
for Afshin
591
00:27:53,773 --> 00:27:54,774
really paid off.
592
00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:57,443
I just kicked ass in there.
593
00:27:57,476 --> 00:27:59,411
What made you think you blew it?
594
00:27:59,445 --> 00:28:01,781
I totally forgot
what "quiddity" meant.
595
00:28:01,814 --> 00:28:04,116
I thought it was what
makes things the same,
596
00:28:04,150 --> 00:28:06,318
not what makes a thing distinct.
597
00:28:07,754 --> 00:28:11,824
Well, I've got something
that will cheer you up.
598
00:28:11,858 --> 00:28:14,994
I got this
from a friend of mine.
599
00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:16,162
Who?
600
00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:18,097
You wouldn't believe me
if I told you.
601
00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:19,398
What is it?
602
00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:21,834
Is it ecstasy?
603
00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:23,002
Yeah.
604
00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:24,804
We take it now,
605
00:28:24,837 --> 00:28:27,039
and we have a really
wild time later.
606
00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:39,819
d I wanna love you, baby d
607
00:28:39,852 --> 00:28:41,020
d All night long
608
00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:42,321
d I want to hold you, baby d
609
00:28:42,354 --> 00:28:43,455
d All night long
610
00:28:43,489 --> 00:28:44,857
d I want to squeeze you, baby d
611
00:28:44,891 --> 00:28:46,125
d All night long
612
00:28:46,158 --> 00:28:47,526
d I want to please you, baby d
613
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:48,761
d All night long
614
00:28:48,795 --> 00:28:50,496
d I want to love you, baby d
615
00:28:50,529 --> 00:28:51,764
d All night long...
616
00:28:51,798 --> 00:28:53,099
Whoa.
617
00:28:53,132 --> 00:28:54,834
Oh...
618
00:28:54,867 --> 00:28:57,236
We can't go home.
619
00:28:57,269 --> 00:29:02,508
My... My dad is... Is
throwing a party for my mom.
620
00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:03,409
It's what he does
621
00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:06,745
every time she catches him
cheating on her.
622
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,549
Oops!
623
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,218
Oh, Dad!
624
00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:18,157
So, uh, just, uh, drive around,
625
00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:20,392
and we'll have some privacy now.
626
00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:21,527
Yes, sir.
627
00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:24,296
Ro-o-oap!
628
00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:30,069
Well...
629
00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:34,573
uh... this seems, uh,
pretty comfy.
630
00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:39,145
Yes. This seat is...
so soft.
631
00:29:41,247 --> 00:29:43,950
Feels fantastic.
632
00:29:46,919 --> 00:29:48,955
Mmm...
633
00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:49,956
Ohh...
634
00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:52,091
Oh, listen.
635
00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:54,927
That thing I wanted to tell you.
636
00:29:54,961 --> 00:29:56,428
Oh, right. That thing.
637
00:29:56,462 --> 00:29:59,932
I've never had an orgasm.
638
00:29:59,966 --> 00:30:01,200
Ah!
639
00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:09,041
I don't get it.
You're kidding, right?
640
00:30:09,075 --> 00:30:10,910
Nope.
641
00:30:10,943 --> 00:30:12,912
Whoa!
642
00:30:15,114 --> 00:30:17,016
Whoa.
643
00:30:17,049 --> 00:30:18,951
That's an ego blow.
644
00:30:18,985 --> 00:30:20,219
No.
645
00:30:20,252 --> 00:30:22,321
No, no, it's not your fault.
646
00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:23,890
My... M...
647
00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:29,862
Well, of course
it's not my fault.
648
00:30:31,263 --> 00:30:33,632
Still, though, I think, uh...
649
00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:36,068
I think maybe I should
do something about it.
650
00:30:36,102 --> 00:30:38,004
d Let me love you, love you d
651
00:30:38,037 --> 00:30:39,205
d All night long
652
00:30:39,238 --> 00:30:40,539
d Let me hold you, hold you d
653
00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:41,640
d All night long
654
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:43,142
d Let me squeeze you,
squeeze you d
655
00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:44,443
d All night long
656
00:30:44,476 --> 00:30:45,912
d Let me please you, baby d
657
00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:46,913
d All night long
658
00:30:46,946 --> 00:30:48,214
d I want to love you, baby d
659
00:30:48,247 --> 00:30:49,415
d All night long
660
00:30:49,448 --> 00:30:50,649
d Like it used to be
661
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:52,919
d All night long
662
00:30:52,952 --> 00:30:53,986
Oh, yeah.
663
00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:54,987
Oh...
664
00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:57,089
How does it... feel?
665
00:30:57,123 --> 00:30:58,557
Mmm, good.
666
00:30:58,590 --> 00:31:00,960
This is the best...
667
00:31:00,993 --> 00:31:03,662
carpet I've ever felt.
668
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:06,232
My ass is in heaven.
Yeah.
669
00:31:06,265 --> 00:31:09,101
Ah! Ah! Ahh!
670
00:31:09,135 --> 00:31:10,970
Ahhh!
Wait...
671
00:31:11,003 --> 00:31:12,171
Don't stop!
672
00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:18,610
What? I think I was getting
closer, but...
673
00:31:18,644 --> 00:31:19,678
W- W-What are you talking about?
674
00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:22,915
You totally came.
675
00:31:22,949 --> 00:31:24,050
I did?
676
00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:25,985
Congratulations.
Details.
677
00:31:26,018 --> 00:31:27,319
How was it different?
678
00:31:27,353 --> 00:31:30,156
Well, it was a totally
heightened sense
679
00:31:30,189 --> 00:31:32,491
of female pleasure.
That's right. Exactly.
680
00:31:32,524 --> 00:31:34,160
It's all about being relaxed.
681
00:31:34,193 --> 00:31:35,928
We were definitely relaxed.
682
00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:37,396
We did X.
Oh.
683
00:31:37,429 --> 00:31:40,132
Yeah, well, drugs
always help, I guess.
684
00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:46,572
I'm doing it.
685
00:31:46,605 --> 00:31:48,540
I will allow my parents
686
00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:50,009
to live vicariously through me.
687
00:31:50,042 --> 00:31:51,610
I'm applying for early
admissions to Yale.
688
00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:55,014
Ah.
Very nice, very nice.
689
00:31:55,047 --> 00:31:56,648
Harvard. Early.
690
00:31:56,682 --> 00:31:57,950
Ah.
691
00:31:57,984 --> 00:32:00,152
Me, too.
Early to Brown.
692
00:32:00,186 --> 00:32:01,253
Oh.
693
00:32:01,287 --> 00:32:02,989
Is it against the rules
694
00:32:03,022 --> 00:32:04,523
to have my stepfather's
secretary
695
00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:06,258
type up my application form?
696
00:32:06,292 --> 00:32:07,593
Uh, Jennifer, I don't think
697
00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:10,029
your grades or your
scores on your SATs,
698
00:32:10,062 --> 00:32:12,331
which you chose not to retake,
699
00:32:12,364 --> 00:32:14,000
will get you in early to Brown.
700
00:32:14,033 --> 00:32:17,003
It's okay. My father bought
me a learning disability.
701
00:32:17,036 --> 00:32:18,137
What the hell is that?
702
00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:20,239
It's an official statement
703
00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:23,009
from a highly regarded
education specialist
704
00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:26,278
that says my low SAT scores
and my mediocre grades
705
00:32:26,312 --> 00:32:29,615
are in no way a reflection
of my intelligence.
706
00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:31,650
I have Attention Deficit
Disorder.
707
00:32:31,683 --> 00:32:34,653
Oh, so that's
what they call people
708
00:32:34,686 --> 00:32:37,023
who get distracted at the
winter sale at Barney's
709
00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:38,590
on the day of a physics test.
710
00:32:38,624 --> 00:32:41,360
I saved thousands at that sale.
711
00:32:41,393 --> 00:32:43,996
And what about you, sir, hmm?
712
00:32:44,030 --> 00:32:45,998
What name have you
put on your application?
713
00:32:46,032 --> 00:32:47,633
My name is Lipschitz.
714
00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:49,601
Well, I appreciate
your integrity,
715
00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:52,038
but don't you think
that's a bit rash,
716
00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:54,140
considering the importance
of the situation?
717
00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:57,743
Look, if I can't get
into Yale on my own merits,
718
00:32:57,776 --> 00:33:00,079
then I...
719
00:33:00,112 --> 00:33:02,114
I don't want to go.
720
00:33:02,148 --> 00:33:04,716
Oh, well, I hope you're
happy with Sarah Lawrence.
721
00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:08,120
Yeah, I hear they have a great
finger-painting department.
722
00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:10,056
I don't have
to remind you, I hope,
723
00:33:10,089 --> 00:33:12,158
that your early applications
are due November 15,
724
00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:15,027
which means those of you
who get them in early
725
00:33:15,061 --> 00:33:17,729
will have a month to brush up
on your weak areas.
726
00:33:17,763 --> 00:33:19,431
Uh, Stream, what about, uh,
727
00:33:19,465 --> 00:33:22,234
what about your extracurricular
activities, hmm?
728
00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:26,638
Uh, well, um...
729
00:33:28,674 --> 00:33:31,143
How you doing?
Can I get a hot soup?
730
00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:36,482
Hey. So why did you
change your name?
731
00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:38,084
I have a prison record.
732
00:33:38,117 --> 00:33:39,118
You do?
733
00:33:39,151 --> 00:33:40,686
No. I'm kidding.
734
00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:42,088
I made it up.
735
00:33:42,121 --> 00:33:43,589
Oh.
736
00:33:43,622 --> 00:33:45,524
Actually, it's my mom's name.
737
00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:49,095
I didn't want to ride my dad's
luxury train the rest of my life.
738
00:33:49,128 --> 00:33:50,062
Barely know the guy.
739
00:33:50,096 --> 00:33:51,697
Oh. I see.
740
00:33:54,133 --> 00:33:56,068
I'll take a doughnut.
Do you want a doughnut?
741
00:33:56,102 --> 00:33:57,803
No, thanks.
742
00:33:57,836 --> 00:33:59,071
One doughnut.
743
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:03,609
Listen, uh...
744
00:34:03,642 --> 00:34:07,079
do you want to go hear
some music sometime?
745
00:34:07,113 --> 00:34:10,182
Uh, I don't think I should.
746
00:34:10,216 --> 00:34:11,417
I'm kind of seeing Chad.
747
00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:14,553
Why?
748
00:34:14,586 --> 00:34:15,721
What?
749
00:34:15,754 --> 00:34:18,090
Why would you want
to go out with that guy?
750
00:34:18,124 --> 00:34:20,292
Well... I like him.
751
00:34:20,326 --> 00:34:22,094
Do you?
752
00:34:22,128 --> 00:34:23,129
Yeah.
753
00:34:23,162 --> 00:34:24,130
Really?
754
00:34:24,163 --> 00:34:25,331
I do.
755
00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:28,400
But maybe all three of us
756
00:34:28,434 --> 00:34:30,769
could go hear
some music sometime.
757
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:36,608
Only if you promise he won't
name-drop once all night.
758
00:34:36,642 --> 00:34:38,277
I can't promise that.
759
00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:39,545
See?
760
00:34:44,883 --> 00:34:47,753
One coffee, black.
761
00:34:56,895 --> 00:34:58,364
Here you go.
762
00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:02,634
Where's your drink?
763
00:35:02,668 --> 00:35:04,903
I don't like to waste
calories on beverages,
764
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,772
but I'll have a sip of yours.
765
00:35:06,805 --> 00:35:11,510
It is so great
to finally be orgasmic.
766
00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:13,845
Does it show?
767
00:35:13,879 --> 00:35:16,182
Well, where exactly
should I be looking?
768
00:35:16,215 --> 00:35:18,150
At my face, bitch.
769
00:35:18,184 --> 00:35:19,751
Ooh, "bitch. "
770
00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:21,587
So urbane.
771
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,889
Well, you certainly
look self-satisfied,
772
00:35:23,922 --> 00:35:26,158
if that's what you mean.
773
00:35:26,192 --> 00:35:28,660
So when you were trying
to have an orgasm,
774
00:35:28,694 --> 00:35:30,629
did you ever masturbate?
775
00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:33,199
Masturbate?
Not really.
776
00:35:33,232 --> 00:35:34,933
I didn't think so.
777
00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:35,967
I mean, it's so weird.
778
00:35:36,001 --> 00:35:39,638
Every time I try, I just
get bored and fall asleep.
779
00:35:39,671 --> 00:35:42,241
Yeah.
It's just not my style.
780
00:35:42,274 --> 00:35:44,910
I think it's mostly for
people who never get out.
781
00:35:46,278 --> 00:35:48,180
Mmm.
782
00:35:48,214 --> 00:35:50,216
Life is so unfair.
783
00:35:55,921 --> 00:35:58,190
Oh, how can you stand
784
00:35:58,224 --> 00:36:00,759
to be in the same Jacuzzi
as my cellulite?
785
00:36:00,792 --> 00:36:03,161
You are so nuts.
786
00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:11,270
Hello.
787
00:36:11,303 --> 00:36:12,738
Who is it?
788
00:36:12,771 --> 00:36:15,741
Yes, this is she.
789
00:36:15,774 --> 00:36:18,176
Look, I'm not interested.
790
00:36:20,946 --> 00:36:23,715
I just went
on a cruise last summer.
791
00:36:26,252 --> 00:36:27,786
Mine went to Europe.
792
00:36:29,955 --> 00:36:32,424
No, I'm not interested.
793
00:36:35,561 --> 00:36:38,364
I'm in the middle of a Jacuzzi.
794
00:36:39,431 --> 00:36:41,700
I am not interested.
795
00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:44,970
I am gonna hang up on you.
796
00:36:45,003 --> 00:36:46,738
I'm not interested.
797
00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:51,343
Do you get paid
to be this obnoxious?
798
00:37:32,718 --> 00:37:34,620
Oh, my God.
799
00:37:35,821 --> 00:37:38,023
What the hell happened to you?
800
00:37:38,056 --> 00:37:40,492
Guess what.
801
00:37:40,526 --> 00:37:43,329
I was wrong.
802
00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:00,679
Hi, baby.
803
00:38:00,712 --> 00:38:02,047
Look, Chad, did you really think
804
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,682
I had an orgasm in your limo,
805
00:38:03,715 --> 00:38:05,016
or were you just ready to come?
806
00:38:05,050 --> 00:38:08,053
What the fuck kind of question is that?
Well, I didn't, and I think
807
00:38:08,086 --> 00:38:10,422
it's very manipulative
of you to tell me I did.
808
00:38:10,456 --> 00:38:12,791
Yeah? Well, fuck you.
809
00:38:20,566 --> 00:38:21,767
Come on, Nell.
810
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,435
Don't you think
it's a little weird
811
00:38:23,469 --> 00:38:24,870
that Stream needed aquatherapy
812
00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:26,104
to have her breakthrough?
813
00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,440
I mean, I go off like a rocket
814
00:38:28,474 --> 00:38:30,409
the second Louie caresses me.
815
00:38:43,922 --> 00:38:44,956
Ahem.
816
00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:24,530
Excuse me.
817
00:39:36,942 --> 00:39:38,510
Oh!
818
00:39:38,544 --> 00:39:41,480
Listen, Jen,
819
00:39:41,513 --> 00:39:44,750
I think maybe we should
stop seeing each other.
820
00:39:44,783 --> 00:39:46,985
What? Why?
821
00:39:47,018 --> 00:39:48,720
We're not connecting in bed.
822
00:39:48,754 --> 00:39:50,656
It's like...
You know what I mean?
823
00:39:50,689 --> 00:39:53,459
Our sex life's empty.
824
00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:54,793
Empty?
825
00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:58,630
So then I told him it was over.
826
00:39:58,664 --> 00:40:00,832
I felt stifled.
827
00:40:00,866 --> 00:40:02,934
Watch it!
828
00:40:02,968 --> 00:40:05,537
Hey!
829
00:40:05,571 --> 00:40:09,007
Anyway, so we were
just sitting there, and...
830
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,743
Stream, are you
even listening to me?
831
00:40:11,777 --> 00:40:15,213
Yeah. I'm stunned.
I thought you were in love with Louie.
832
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:16,548
Well, I wasn't.
833
00:40:16,582 --> 00:40:17,883
Could you please stop staring
834
00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:19,184
at Mr. Fashion
Nightmare over there?
835
00:40:19,217 --> 00:40:20,786
I think he's funny.
836
00:40:20,819 --> 00:40:21,987
I think he smells.
837
00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:23,221
I've got a confession to make.
838
00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:24,222
What?
839
00:40:29,661 --> 00:40:32,464
Okay, ladies, come on,
chop-chop.
840
00:40:32,498 --> 00:40:33,732
Move it.
841
00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:35,801
Sitting on your rumps
and yapping
842
00:40:35,834 --> 00:40:37,536
ain't playing volleyball.
843
00:40:37,569 --> 00:40:40,038
Urinary tract infections,
Mr. Neipris.
844
00:40:40,071 --> 00:40:42,440
Urinary tract infection?
845
00:40:44,743 --> 00:40:46,845
Sorry.
846
00:40:46,878 --> 00:40:49,581
So what's the confession?
847
00:40:49,615 --> 00:40:51,950
I got to face reality.
I don't like sex, either.
848
00:40:51,983 --> 00:40:56,522
What? Oh, God, don't tell me
you're not climaxing, too.
849
00:40:56,555 --> 00:40:58,524
It's just the sad truth.
850
00:40:58,557 --> 00:41:00,759
Wow, Jen. You're
the only one of us
851
00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:02,828
who's gotten off with a guy.
852
00:41:02,861 --> 00:41:05,497
Well...
853
00:41:05,531 --> 00:41:08,500
I've been having doubts, too.
854
00:41:08,534 --> 00:41:09,935
I mean, to be honest,
855
00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:12,070
sex with Louie
was kind of a drag.
856
00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:15,006
Now that I think about it,
857
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:16,742
I think I spent most of coitus
858
00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:18,176
figuring out what color I wanted
859
00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:20,245
for my next manicure.
860
00:41:20,278 --> 00:41:21,246
Oh, my God.
861
00:41:21,279 --> 00:41:22,681
Prozac?
862
00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:25,951
Wait.
863
00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:28,887
If none of us has ever
had it with a guy,
864
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,689
then who has?
865
00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:36,995
Well, those losers sure haven't.
866
00:41:38,597 --> 00:41:40,298
d It's time to go
867
00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:42,300
d It's time to blast off
868
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,670
d It's time to go, go, go d
869
00:41:44,703 --> 00:41:46,304
d It's time to blast off
870
00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:47,739
d It's time to go
871
00:41:47,773 --> 00:41:49,541
d It's time to blast off
872
00:41:49,575 --> 00:41:50,776
Not that I'm impressed,
873
00:41:50,809 --> 00:41:52,711
but Keanu Reeves just
walked through the door.
874
00:41:52,744 --> 00:41:53,712
Where?
875
00:41:53,745 --> 00:41:54,946
By the bar.
876
00:41:56,782 --> 00:41:58,016
Did we order that?
877
00:41:58,049 --> 00:42:01,853
It's a two-bottle minimum
at each table.
878
00:42:01,887 --> 00:42:03,555
$500?
879
00:42:03,589 --> 00:42:05,023
Just put it on your dad's card.
880
00:42:05,056 --> 00:42:06,558
It's only 200 each.
881
00:42:06,592 --> 00:42:09,661
200... I really shouldn't.
882
00:42:09,695 --> 00:42:12,263
Stream, you have
to live in the now.
883
00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:13,932
We're here tonight
to find butter boys,
884
00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:15,734
and the best butter boys
come here.
885
00:42:15,767 --> 00:42:18,103
We have to upgrade
the level of sophistication
886
00:42:18,136 --> 00:42:19,337
of the guys we're dealing with
887
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,607
if we want to be
sexually fulfilled.
888
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,142
We're wasting valuable energy
with these high school kids.
889
00:42:30,949 --> 00:42:32,584
How come no buttery boys
890
00:42:32,618 --> 00:42:34,185
are stopping by to visit us?
891
00:42:34,219 --> 00:42:36,788
I know, and we look so hot.
892
00:42:36,822 --> 00:42:38,857
Hey, go out there
and get us some.
893
00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:40,125
Why me?
894
00:42:40,158 --> 00:42:41,627
You're the skinniest.
895
00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:43,094
You're the richest.
896
00:42:44,763 --> 00:42:46,131
Oh, my God.
897
00:42:46,164 --> 00:42:48,133
Keanu's friend's
coming over here.
898
00:42:49,735 --> 00:42:51,737
Excuse me.
Do you model?
899
00:42:51,770 --> 00:42:53,338
Well, actually, yes.
900
00:42:53,371 --> 00:42:55,173
I have done some catalog work.
901
00:42:55,206 --> 00:42:56,842
Swimsuits, mostly.
902
00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:58,343
Actually, I was talking to you.
903
00:42:58,376 --> 00:43:01,680
Call me.
904
00:43:01,713 --> 00:43:02,914
What is this, a joke?
905
00:43:06,017 --> 00:43:10,121
Elitist Models?
Wow.
906
00:43:10,155 --> 00:43:12,691
Probably a fake.
907
00:43:12,724 --> 00:43:14,159
Thanks.
Come back soon.
908
00:43:18,697 --> 00:43:20,732
This is the best kind.
909
00:43:22,133 --> 00:43:24,736
Actually,
I would have to disagree.
910
00:43:24,770 --> 00:43:26,404
Macouns are the best.
911
00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:28,674
Are they?
912
00:43:28,707 --> 00:43:31,309
I like a little tartness
to my apple,
913
00:43:31,342 --> 00:43:33,144
just like the next guy...
914
00:43:33,178 --> 00:43:35,280
Not quite to the degree
of Granny Smith,
915
00:43:35,313 --> 00:43:38,850
but something more subtle,
like Cortland or Empire.
916
00:43:38,884 --> 00:43:41,720
Empire?
What about Fuji?
917
00:43:41,753 --> 00:43:43,254
Love Fuji.
918
00:43:43,288 --> 00:43:44,656
Hard to find, though.
919
00:43:44,690 --> 00:43:46,357
Check this out.
920
00:43:46,391 --> 00:43:49,627
Tell me this isn't the best
apple you've had all fall.
921
00:43:53,064 --> 00:43:54,165
Delicious.
922
00:43:54,199 --> 00:43:56,301
But try the Macoun.
923
00:43:58,704 --> 00:43:59,671
Tame.
924
00:43:59,705 --> 00:44:01,372
Tame?
925
00:44:01,406 --> 00:44:03,041
Okay. It's...
926
00:44:03,074 --> 00:44:05,777
it's playful...
927
00:44:05,811 --> 00:44:06,912
zesty.
928
00:44:06,945 --> 00:44:09,915
See? You know a lot about
apples for a city boy.
929
00:44:09,948 --> 00:44:11,717
Well, I, uh...
930
00:44:11,750 --> 00:44:13,719
I took Outward Bound...
931
00:44:14,753 --> 00:44:16,354
twice.
932
00:44:16,387 --> 00:44:17,723
Impressive.
933
00:44:17,756 --> 00:44:18,790
Thanks.
934
00:44:19,991 --> 00:44:20,959
Come on.
935
00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:21,993
Sorry.
936
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,702
You ever go apple picking?
937
00:44:30,736 --> 00:44:32,738
You mean, uh, outside
of the farmer's market?
938
00:44:32,771 --> 00:44:34,806
Yeah. It's fun.
939
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:35,807
I missed it this year.
940
00:44:35,841 --> 00:44:39,711
Well, there are still apples
on the trees, right?
941
00:44:39,745 --> 00:44:41,179
Let's go.
942
00:44:41,212 --> 00:44:42,447
What, you mean right now?
943
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,183
Yeah.
You and me, right now.
944
00:44:45,216 --> 00:44:46,752
Let's get on a train.
945
00:44:48,754 --> 00:44:50,956
Oh. Well...
946
00:44:50,989 --> 00:44:53,925
What? You still got that
A- list boyfriend of yours?
947
00:44:53,959 --> 00:44:55,426
No, I don't.
948
00:44:56,795 --> 00:44:58,797
But I'm supposed
to meet my friends
949
00:44:58,830 --> 00:45:00,098
in a half an hour.
950
00:45:00,131 --> 00:45:01,332
They're waiting for me.
951
00:45:01,366 --> 00:45:04,435
Oh, I forgot.
952
00:45:04,469 --> 00:45:06,838
You do everything
by committee, right?
953
00:45:10,475 --> 00:45:12,944
Then I'm gonna go
check out the squash.
954
00:45:19,384 --> 00:45:20,318
As I'm sure you're aware,
955
00:45:20,351 --> 00:45:22,821
this is the last week
before the holidays,
956
00:45:22,854 --> 00:45:26,992
and we still haven't written
anything on Othello.
957
00:45:27,025 --> 00:45:29,761
So I'm assigning an essay
958
00:45:29,795 --> 00:45:32,263
to be handed in on Friday.
959
00:45:33,264 --> 00:45:35,967
In five to ten pages,
960
00:45:36,001 --> 00:45:40,138
present a careful exegesis
of the structure of the play
961
00:45:40,171 --> 00:45:44,475
with an emphasis
on the dramatic tensions
962
00:45:44,509 --> 00:45:46,912
that lead to the climax.
963
00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:54,319
Another essay before Friday?
964
00:45:54,352 --> 00:45:55,854
Doesn't she realize
965
00:45:55,887 --> 00:45:58,489
we've got our own tensions
leading to climax?
966
00:45:58,523 --> 00:45:59,524
Channel it.
967
00:45:59,557 --> 00:46:00,892
All right.
968
00:46:00,926 --> 00:46:02,794
Now you can use
the rest of the class
969
00:46:02,828 --> 00:46:04,229
to prepare your positions.
970
00:46:06,197 --> 00:46:07,833
What's this?
971
00:46:07,866 --> 00:46:09,534
Random midmorning vanity?
972
00:46:09,567 --> 00:46:11,569
I have an appointment.
973
00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:14,105
That agent's
sending me on a go-see.
974
00:46:14,139 --> 00:46:15,106
Agent?
975
00:46:15,140 --> 00:46:16,407
A go-see?
976
00:46:16,441 --> 00:46:17,843
You're kidding, right?
977
00:46:17,876 --> 00:46:19,845
What, so now you're
dying to be a model?
978
00:46:19,878 --> 00:46:21,479
I know it's weird.
979
00:46:21,512 --> 00:46:24,015
It's just my parents
got all excited about it,
980
00:46:24,049 --> 00:46:27,285
so whatever.
981
00:46:27,318 --> 00:46:29,054
Studio.
982
00:46:29,087 --> 00:46:31,089
Who's calling?
983
00:46:32,590 --> 00:46:33,925
Let me check.
984
00:46:39,998 --> 00:46:41,833
Sorry, sorry, baby dolls.
985
00:46:41,867 --> 00:46:42,600
There's no time left.
986
00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:44,870
I can only see one more.
987
00:46:44,903 --> 00:46:47,005
Um... you.
988
00:46:48,539 --> 00:46:49,807
Uh...
989
00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:53,111
Can I have him call you back?
990
00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:57,615
Look back and tell me if my
ass looks fat in this saddle.
991
00:46:57,648 --> 00:46:59,050
I refuse to be your enabler.
992
00:46:59,084 --> 00:47:00,485
Just look back and tell me
993
00:47:00,518 --> 00:47:03,288
if my ass looks fat
in this saddle.
994
00:47:04,322 --> 00:47:05,523
Whoa.
995
00:47:09,027 --> 00:47:10,828
Jennifer Simon.
996
00:47:11,930 --> 00:47:12,898
What?
997
00:47:12,931 --> 00:47:14,165
Is it Nell?
998
00:47:14,199 --> 00:47:15,566
You bitch.
999
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,636
Oh, my God.
You are such a bitch.
1000
00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:20,605
It's unbelievable.
1001
00:47:20,638 --> 00:47:22,373
Okay, bye.
1002
00:47:22,407 --> 00:47:24,042
She got a modeling job?
1003
00:47:24,075 --> 00:47:26,978
She's gonna be
on the cover of YM.
1004
00:47:27,012 --> 00:47:28,179
That bitch.
1005
00:47:28,213 --> 00:47:29,414
She's not even that pretty.
1006
00:47:29,447 --> 00:47:30,481
Giddyup.
1007
00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:34,920
Well, that's fine.
She'll never have an orgasm
1008
00:47:34,953 --> 00:47:36,321
with any of those male models.
1009
00:47:36,354 --> 00:47:37,956
They're way too self-involved.
1010
00:47:37,989 --> 00:47:39,124
Meow.
1011
00:47:39,157 --> 00:47:41,059
Well, it's not my fault
if I'm bitter.
1012
00:47:41,092 --> 00:47:42,393
My mother's in rehab.
1013
00:47:42,427 --> 00:47:45,096
Which reminds me,
her new sponsor Doug is so sexy.
1014
00:47:45,130 --> 00:47:46,965
Ethically,
he can't go out with me,
1015
00:47:46,998 --> 00:47:47,966
but he's perfect for you.
1016
00:47:47,999 --> 00:47:49,134
Really? Why?
1017
00:47:49,167 --> 00:47:51,136
He's older. He's single.
1018
00:47:51,169 --> 00:47:53,538
And I'm sure... Whoa.
1019
00:47:53,571 --> 00:47:55,473
I'm sure he has
a lot of knowledge
1020
00:47:55,506 --> 00:47:56,674
about female pleasure.
1021
00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:59,244
Great. How old is he?
1022
00:47:59,277 --> 00:48:01,546
40-ish, but very well-preserved.
1023
00:48:01,579 --> 00:48:04,482
Trust me,
he's really attractive.
1024
00:48:04,515 --> 00:48:05,483
Giddyup.
1025
00:48:05,516 --> 00:48:06,651
Okay.
1026
00:48:07,685 --> 00:48:11,256
Look, Dad, I'm really sorry
1027
00:48:11,289 --> 00:48:13,458
I didn't break 1500 on my SATs,
1028
00:48:13,491 --> 00:48:17,662
but I'm not sure getting a
scholarship was a realistic goal.
1029
00:48:17,695 --> 00:48:18,596
I mean, I'll be lucky
1030
00:48:18,629 --> 00:48:21,099
if I even get into
one of those schools.
1031
00:48:21,132 --> 00:48:22,433
What are you talking about?
1032
00:48:22,467 --> 00:48:23,701
You're a genius.
1033
00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:25,036
I'm not.
1034
00:48:25,070 --> 00:48:26,972
I'm just a good student
1035
00:48:27,005 --> 00:48:28,306
at a good high school.
1036
00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:31,509
I mean, I'm probably not
even eligible to get in.
1037
00:48:31,542 --> 00:48:33,144
They look at what
your parents make...
1038
00:48:33,178 --> 00:48:34,412
Let 'em look, okay?
1039
00:48:34,445 --> 00:48:35,680
After what I give your
mother every month,
1040
00:48:35,713 --> 00:48:37,682
I'm practically bankrupt.
1041
00:48:37,715 --> 00:48:38,950
Hi, everybody.
1042
00:48:38,984 --> 00:48:41,052
Hi, baby.
Oh, baby.
1043
00:48:41,086 --> 00:48:43,288
I thought it was
just gonna be us.
1044
00:48:45,056 --> 00:48:47,692
Oh. Do you mind if I just
put this on the floor?
1045
00:48:47,725 --> 00:48:49,060
That's Stream's
Christmas present.
1046
00:48:49,094 --> 00:48:50,228
Pretty good, huh?
1047
00:48:50,261 --> 00:48:51,662
Oh, yeah, I love it.
1048
00:48:51,696 --> 00:48:55,000
So, Stream, have you
seen the new box?
1049
00:48:55,033 --> 00:48:56,501
Huh? What do you think,
Stream?
1050
00:48:56,534 --> 00:48:59,437
A lot hipper than that stupid
old shiny toothed squirrel.
1051
00:48:59,470 --> 00:49:02,473
Well, uh, it's, uh, different.
1052
00:49:02,507 --> 00:49:05,043
Don't be shy.
I want your expertise.
1053
00:49:05,076 --> 00:49:07,045
We're targeting
a younger market.
1054
00:49:07,078 --> 00:49:08,713
Well, um...
1055
00:49:08,746 --> 00:49:10,115
to be honest, Dad,
1056
00:49:10,148 --> 00:49:12,984
I think it's
kind of... tacky.
1057
00:49:13,018 --> 00:49:13,884
Tacky?
1058
00:49:13,918 --> 00:49:16,988
Uh, she... she's a kid.
What does she know?
1059
00:49:17,022 --> 00:49:18,256
I, uh...
1060
00:49:18,289 --> 00:49:21,526
Why, I appreciate
your opinion, Stream. I do.
1061
00:49:21,559 --> 00:49:24,062
It's just... Well, you know,
I'm a little sensitive
1062
00:49:24,095 --> 00:49:25,196
because it's my design.
1063
00:49:25,230 --> 00:49:27,765
And it's beautiful.
It's so creative.
1064
00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:30,701
Look, I'm... I'm sorry.
Nobody told me.
1065
00:49:30,735 --> 00:49:31,769
No, it's okay.
1066
00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:34,672
It's really okay.
1067
00:49:36,207 --> 00:49:37,775
It's just...
1068
00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:42,180
It's just... Oh, it really
hurt my feelings!
1069
00:49:42,213 --> 00:49:45,616
Oh, who am I kidding?
What do I know about design?
1070
00:49:45,650 --> 00:49:47,385
Oh, everybody
misses that squirrel!
1071
00:49:47,418 --> 00:49:50,255
Not me. I hate
that fucking squirrel.
1072
00:49:50,288 --> 00:49:52,023
Sweetheart, sweetheart.
1073
00:49:52,057 --> 00:49:54,459
Count me out
of the older men idea.
1074
00:49:54,492 --> 00:49:56,627
Girls who go out
with older men are freaks.
1075
00:49:56,661 --> 00:49:57,462
No, they're not.
1076
00:49:57,495 --> 00:49:58,696
They're sophisticated.
1077
00:49:58,729 --> 00:50:01,632
Well, this chick Mimi has
obvious emotional problems,
1078
00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:04,269
and the whole thing made
my dad look like a letch.
1079
00:50:04,302 --> 00:50:06,404
Did you say Daddy's a letch?
1080
00:50:06,437 --> 00:50:08,806
Hold on.
Not really. Sort of.
1081
00:50:08,839 --> 00:50:10,675
Boy, I think so, too.
1082
00:50:10,708 --> 00:50:13,044
Where'd you get this?
It's so cute.
1083
00:50:13,078 --> 00:50:14,045
Stream...
1084
00:50:14,079 --> 00:50:16,047
Anyway, I just can't cope
1085
00:50:16,081 --> 00:50:17,782
with the whole
Doug the Sponsor strategy.
1086
00:50:17,815 --> 00:50:19,050
It's just too gross.
1087
00:50:19,084 --> 00:50:22,120
So how bald is your father?
1088
00:50:23,388 --> 00:50:24,655
On a scale of 1 to 10?
1089
00:50:24,689 --> 00:50:26,791
Did he say anything about me?
1090
00:50:26,824 --> 00:50:28,626
Is your mom yakking
about your dad again?
1091
00:50:28,659 --> 00:50:29,794
Okay, don't tell me.
1092
00:50:29,827 --> 00:50:30,795
I don't want to put you
in the middle.
1093
00:50:30,828 --> 00:50:32,297
Tell your mother
to get of there.
1094
00:50:32,330 --> 00:50:33,631
I hope you told him
1095
00:50:33,664 --> 00:50:35,433
I'm seeing
a South African potter.
1096
00:50:35,466 --> 00:50:37,402
Mom, please, I'm on the phone.
1097
00:50:37,435 --> 00:50:39,170
You're always on the phone.
1098
00:50:39,204 --> 00:50:42,073
I never get to see you anymore.
1099
00:50:42,107 --> 00:50:43,774
What about our relationship?
1100
00:50:43,808 --> 00:50:44,842
My mother's driving me crazy.
1101
00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:46,277
So what... What...
1102
00:50:46,311 --> 00:50:48,279
What did your father
give you for Christmas?
1103
00:50:50,181 --> 00:50:52,783
Well, no kidding!
1104
00:50:52,817 --> 00:50:54,552
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
1105
00:50:54,585 --> 00:50:58,223
How old does he think
you are? 10?
1106
00:51:00,858 --> 00:51:02,327
Anyway, go ahead.
1107
00:51:10,435 --> 00:51:13,771
It's 11:30. Clearly,
we've made a tactical error.
1108
00:51:13,804 --> 00:51:16,141
I mean, none of the cool
people have arrived.
1109
00:51:16,174 --> 00:51:17,875
If I have to face the new year
1110
00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:19,310
with no prospects for a climax,
1111
00:51:19,344 --> 00:51:21,246
I'm gonna go post
naked pictures of myself
1112
00:51:21,279 --> 00:51:22,880
on the damn Internet.
1113
00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:25,850
Nell, didn't any of your
new male model friends
1114
00:51:25,883 --> 00:51:28,153
invite you
to a New Year's Eve party?
1115
00:51:28,186 --> 00:51:30,255
What new male model friends?
1116
00:51:30,288 --> 00:51:31,422
Yeah, Nell.
1117
00:51:31,456 --> 00:51:32,857
Where are Kate and Naomi going?
1118
00:51:32,890 --> 00:51:35,226
Look, let's just go
to Betsy Bradley's.
1119
00:51:35,260 --> 00:51:37,395
I mean, at least her
stepfather owns the Knicks.
1120
00:51:37,428 --> 00:51:39,264
I'm gonna go get a drink.
1121
00:51:43,668 --> 00:51:45,236
A low-tech party, huh?
1122
00:51:45,270 --> 00:51:47,838
Yeah.
How'd you end up here?
1123
00:51:47,872 --> 00:51:50,508
Uh, the guy's the bass
player in my band.
1124
00:51:50,541 --> 00:51:51,609
What band?
1125
00:51:51,642 --> 00:51:53,110
Oedipus Wreck.
1126
00:51:56,647 --> 00:51:58,883
Oh, I guess I got to go.
1127
00:51:58,916 --> 00:52:01,352
Why don't you stick around?
1128
00:52:01,386 --> 00:52:04,189
Rebel against
the committee for once.
1129
00:52:04,222 --> 00:52:05,290
They're not a committee.
1130
00:52:05,323 --> 00:52:07,158
They don't tell me what to do.
1131
00:52:07,192 --> 00:52:08,459
They're my friends.
1132
00:52:08,493 --> 00:52:10,261
Then let's go for a walk.
1133
00:52:10,295 --> 00:52:11,396
How do you know I want to?
1134
00:52:11,429 --> 00:52:13,631
Well, I'm asking.
1135
00:52:13,664 --> 00:52:14,665
Do you?
1136
00:52:15,733 --> 00:52:19,136
Fine.
1137
00:52:22,973 --> 00:52:24,475
What the hell's she doing?
1138
00:52:24,509 --> 00:52:25,543
What?
1139
00:52:25,576 --> 00:52:27,178
Where are you going?
1140
00:52:27,212 --> 00:52:28,679
Great.
1141
00:52:35,453 --> 00:52:39,257
So... what's
your first choice?
1142
00:52:39,290 --> 00:52:41,959
Wouldn't it be great for once
1143
00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:43,828
to spend an evening with someone
1144
00:52:43,861 --> 00:52:46,831
and not talk about college?
1145
00:52:46,864 --> 00:52:48,433
Is that possible?
1146
00:52:48,466 --> 00:52:49,867
I mean, they make it seem
1147
00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:51,302
like the college you get into
1148
00:52:51,336 --> 00:52:53,471
determines the quality
of the rest of your life.
1149
00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:55,373
Well, it sort of does,
doesn't it?
1150
00:52:55,406 --> 00:52:57,575
No, not unless you see your life
1151
00:52:57,608 --> 00:52:59,410
like a line on a grid.
1152
00:52:59,444 --> 00:53:01,746
You can't plan out
the future anyway.
1153
00:53:01,779 --> 00:53:06,584
The future's a...
figment of your imagination.
1154
00:53:06,617 --> 00:53:09,220
Whatever happened to chaos?
1155
00:53:10,488 --> 00:53:13,758
Rolling in the mud,
for fuck's sake.
1156
00:53:15,726 --> 00:53:17,395
I'd like to roll in the mud.
1157
00:53:18,729 --> 00:53:21,966
Now, that is a fine idea.
1158
00:53:21,999 --> 00:53:23,301
Come on.
1159
00:53:23,334 --> 00:53:25,870
W- What are you doing?
1160
00:53:25,903 --> 00:53:28,406
Wait. Where are you going?
1161
00:53:28,439 --> 00:53:31,309
Raagh! Come on!
1162
00:53:31,342 --> 00:53:32,977
But what about my outfit?
1163
00:53:33,010 --> 00:53:35,413
Your outfit is just an illusion.
1164
00:53:35,446 --> 00:53:37,948
You see, the mud, that's real.
1165
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,020
Aah!
1166
00:53:43,053 --> 00:53:44,489
Oh, God.
1167
00:53:44,522 --> 00:53:46,424
Ha ha ha ha ha!
1168
00:53:48,959 --> 00:53:50,795
Ha ha ha! Oh, God!
1169
00:53:50,828 --> 00:53:52,229
Ha ha ha ha!
1170
00:54:01,706 --> 00:54:05,376
Do you want to kiss me?
1171
00:54:05,410 --> 00:54:08,279
I don't know. I thought
you might want to kiss me.
1172
00:54:10,748 --> 00:54:13,918
Well, that wasn't what I was
thinking about right then.
1173
00:54:16,053 --> 00:54:17,422
Why the hell not?
1174
00:54:19,890 --> 00:54:20,825
It's the new year.
1175
00:54:20,858 --> 00:54:23,694
Don't you want to kiss
somebody for good luck?
1176
00:54:23,728 --> 00:54:26,831
I don't believe
in the traditional shit.
1177
00:54:26,864 --> 00:54:29,300
Do you want to always do
what everyone else does?
1178
00:54:29,334 --> 00:54:32,637
No. I don't,
as a matter of fact.
1179
00:54:32,670 --> 00:54:35,973
I went on this walk
with you, didn't I?
1180
00:54:36,006 --> 00:54:38,376
I mean, I have a lot
going on inside me
1181
00:54:38,409 --> 00:54:39,710
that you don't know about.
1182
00:54:39,744 --> 00:54:42,313
Just because I happen to have
two very close friends
1183
00:54:42,347 --> 00:54:44,949
doesn't mean
I can't think for myself.
1184
00:54:51,956 --> 00:54:53,624
Ohh...
1185
00:55:01,432 --> 00:55:02,933
Well, babe, that's what you get
1186
00:55:02,967 --> 00:55:04,335
for ditching your girlfriends
1187
00:55:04,369 --> 00:55:06,036
to go roll around in the mud
1188
00:55:06,070 --> 00:55:07,572
with some self-hating blueblood.
1189
00:55:09,507 --> 00:55:11,108
I guess you're right.
1190
00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:13,444
He wouldn't even come on to me.
1191
00:55:13,478 --> 00:55:15,580
That guy's a waste of your time.
1192
00:55:21,118 --> 00:55:22,987
Stream!
1193
00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:25,122
Guess what, guess what,
guess what, guess what!
1194
00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:27,792
Harvard! Ha ha ha ha!
1195
00:55:27,825 --> 00:55:30,094
What does it say?
What does it say?
1196
00:55:30,127 --> 00:55:31,962
Yes?
1197
00:55:49,747 --> 00:55:51,616
It's only a deferral.
1198
00:55:51,649 --> 00:55:54,084
I've spoken with the people
at admissions at Harvard,
1199
00:55:54,118 --> 00:55:55,953
and they assure me
there's a chance
1200
00:55:55,986 --> 00:55:57,154
she'll be accepted in April,
1201
00:55:57,187 --> 00:55:59,490
so she's still in the running.
1202
00:55:59,524 --> 00:56:01,158
But you saw her application.
1203
00:56:01,191 --> 00:56:03,828
Wasn't it really special?
1204
00:56:03,861 --> 00:56:05,663
Yes, but now she has
an opportunity
1205
00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:07,565
to try other schools.
1206
00:56:07,598 --> 00:56:10,635
Is Stream terribly disappointed?
1207
00:56:11,669 --> 00:56:13,404
Well, she claims to be fine,
1208
00:56:13,438 --> 00:56:15,005
but, you know,
1209
00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:17,942
how could she not feel
like a terrible failure?
1210
00:56:17,975 --> 00:56:19,510
Not that I think that.
1211
00:56:19,544 --> 00:56:21,011
Well, of course not.
1212
00:56:21,045 --> 00:56:22,447
But, you know, it wouldn't hurt
1213
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:23,881
to have a talk with her
1214
00:56:23,914 --> 00:56:25,783
just to make sure
that she realizes
1215
00:56:25,816 --> 00:56:27,852
you're all right with this.
1216
00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:38,028
Mom, don't be so bummed out.
1217
00:56:38,062 --> 00:56:40,030
Even if I don't get in anywhere,
1218
00:56:40,064 --> 00:56:42,667
it doesn't determine the
quality of the rest of my life.
1219
00:56:42,700 --> 00:56:43,901
Oh, I know.
1220
00:56:43,934 --> 00:56:45,570
It's just that you're
so much better
1221
00:56:45,603 --> 00:56:47,171
than all those other kids.
1222
00:56:47,204 --> 00:56:49,974
I don't see how Nell
got in early
1223
00:56:50,007 --> 00:56:51,041
when you didn't.
1224
00:56:51,075 --> 00:56:53,511
Of course, I don't think
you should be competitive.
1225
00:56:53,544 --> 00:56:55,480
Well, Jenny didn't
get in early, either.
1226
00:56:55,513 --> 00:56:56,781
Well, Jenny's father can always
1227
00:56:56,814 --> 00:56:58,215
donate a library to Brown,
1228
00:56:58,248 --> 00:57:00,485
and trust me, she'll get in,
1229
00:57:00,518 --> 00:57:03,220
whereas your father...
We'll be lucky
1230
00:57:03,253 --> 00:57:06,691
if he buys you some sweaters
from L.L. Bean.
1231
00:57:06,724 --> 00:57:10,461
Maybe... Maybe I just
wasn't focused enough.
1232
00:57:10,495 --> 00:57:12,162
Maybe I... Whew...
1233
00:57:12,196 --> 00:57:15,199
Maybe I should have got you
more help, more support.
1234
00:57:15,232 --> 00:57:18,168
Maybe I should have done
your homework for you. I...
1235
00:57:20,170 --> 00:57:22,039
But you know?
1236
00:57:22,072 --> 00:57:25,175
I'm really fine
about the whole thing.
1237
00:57:25,209 --> 00:57:27,512
And I... I feel totally confident
1238
00:57:27,545 --> 00:57:29,914
about the way
I brought you up. I do.
1239
00:57:29,947 --> 00:57:31,682
It's no accident
1240
00:57:31,716 --> 00:57:34,251
that I sent you to a
Montessori kindergarten.
1241
00:57:34,284 --> 00:57:36,186
You're a very bright young girl
1242
00:57:36,220 --> 00:57:39,156
with a strong sense
of independence.
1243
00:57:47,231 --> 00:57:48,465
Condoms?
1244
00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:53,604
Oh, my God.
1245
00:57:54,939 --> 00:57:57,508
I need to sit down.
1246
00:57:57,542 --> 00:58:00,978
Oh...
I'm... I'm struggling.
1247
00:58:01,011 --> 00:58:03,047
Believe me, I'm struggling.
1248
00:58:06,016 --> 00:58:08,252
I hate sounding
like a conservative,
1249
00:58:08,285 --> 00:58:11,589
but I think it might be...
1250
00:58:11,622 --> 00:58:14,224
normal for... for...
For a loving parent
1251
00:58:14,258 --> 00:58:16,861
to have this reaction.
1252
00:58:18,796 --> 00:58:21,799
You're too young!
You're just a kid!
1253
00:58:21,832 --> 00:58:23,167
I'm sorry,
1254
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:26,303
but I feel... I feel
100% judgmental.
1255
00:58:29,306 --> 00:58:31,609
Ow.
1256
00:58:39,316 --> 00:58:40,517
You're right.
1257
00:58:42,219 --> 00:58:46,190
I hate myself
for sounding judgmental.
1258
00:58:46,223 --> 00:58:48,559
I guess I just have
to accept the fact
1259
00:58:48,593 --> 00:58:50,327
that you're...
almost an adult,
1260
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,898
and y-you have to take
responsibility
1261
00:58:53,931 --> 00:58:56,166
for your own decisions.
1262
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:59,336
So why are you here?
1263
00:58:59,369 --> 00:59:01,639
My mother flipped her lid
1264
00:59:01,672 --> 00:59:03,674
when she found some condoms.
1265
00:59:03,708 --> 00:59:06,577
I'm investigating sex.
Isn't that normal?
1266
00:59:07,344 --> 00:59:10,715
Who can say what's normal?
1267
00:59:10,748 --> 00:59:13,651
I mean, 70% of American
teenagers do it.
1268
00:59:13,684 --> 00:59:15,686
What's wrong with girls
wanting to have sex
1269
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:17,354
as much as guys do?
1270
00:59:17,387 --> 00:59:20,057
I mean, I'm not...
obsessed with sex.
1271
00:59:20,090 --> 00:59:22,126
Well, that's good.
1272
00:59:22,159 --> 00:59:23,661
But...
1273
00:59:23,694 --> 00:59:26,797
I wish I knew how to get a guy
1274
00:59:26,831 --> 00:59:29,366
to make me climax.
1275
00:59:29,399 --> 00:59:31,869
Like, how does that happen?
1276
00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:35,806
How do you think it happens?
1277
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:38,142
It seems like you...
1278
00:59:38,175 --> 00:59:39,677
I don't know.
1279
00:59:39,710 --> 00:59:41,679
Is the guy supposed to...
1280
00:59:41,712 --> 00:59:43,247
You tell him your needs,
1281
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:44,882
and he does stuff to you.
1282
00:59:44,915 --> 00:59:47,652
Is it, uh, possible
1283
00:59:47,685 --> 00:59:53,390
that Stream is being
a little bit passive?
1284
00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:56,593
Passive? Stream?
1285
01:00:01,732 --> 01:00:02,900
Where's Nell?
1286
01:00:02,933 --> 01:00:04,301
I thought she was coming over.
1287
01:00:04,334 --> 01:00:06,336
Like she needs to post
a personal ad.
1288
01:00:06,370 --> 01:00:07,404
Need I say more?
1289
01:00:07,437 --> 01:00:11,041
She's in the land
of hot young things.
1290
01:00:11,075 --> 01:00:13,644
I can't even get her
on the phone anymore.
1291
01:00:13,678 --> 01:00:15,345
Never mind.
1292
01:00:15,379 --> 01:00:16,881
Let's read yours.
1293
01:00:16,914 --> 01:00:18,415
Okay.
1294
01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:22,086
"Young, sexy single white female
1295
01:00:22,119 --> 01:00:24,655
"actively seeks sensitive lover
1296
01:00:24,689 --> 01:00:26,657
"for active mutual exploration.
1297
01:00:26,691 --> 01:00:28,425
Over 21
need not respond. "
1298
01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:31,161
Yawn. Where are you gonna
post that, the Village Voice?
1299
01:00:31,195 --> 01:00:33,063
Yeah, actually.
1300
01:00:33,097 --> 01:00:34,999
Well, they have the
best response rate.
1301
01:00:35,032 --> 01:00:36,366
What were you thinking?
1302
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:37,902
I don't know.
1303
01:00:37,935 --> 01:00:40,037
Doesn't Town & Country
have a web site?
1304
01:00:40,070 --> 01:00:41,371
Town & Country?
1305
01:00:41,405 --> 01:00:43,841
Jenny, you wrote...
1306
01:00:43,874 --> 01:00:47,011
"I like to scream and prance.
1307
01:00:47,044 --> 01:00:48,946
"Will you poke me
with your lance?
1308
01:00:48,979 --> 01:00:50,748
"To hell with lame romance.
1309
01:00:50,781 --> 01:00:52,449
I want
to cream my pants. "
1310
01:00:52,482 --> 01:00:54,284
Perfect. I love it.
1311
01:00:54,318 --> 01:00:55,720
I don't know, Jen.
1312
01:00:55,753 --> 01:00:58,355
The shrink said to be
active, not obscene.
1313
01:00:58,388 --> 01:01:00,290
Scream, cream?
1314
01:01:00,324 --> 01:01:02,326
What could be more active?
1315
01:01:04,895 --> 01:01:07,031
All right, we cannot sit
at the same table.
1316
01:01:07,064 --> 01:01:10,067
Yeah, but I want
to see your guy.
1317
01:01:10,100 --> 01:01:12,236
Okay, you can sit there.
1318
01:01:34,524 --> 01:01:36,794
Is that a baseball cap?
1319
01:01:36,827 --> 01:01:38,829
Is that a head of tangled hair?
1320
01:01:38,863 --> 01:01:40,030
Hi.
1321
01:01:41,131 --> 01:01:42,967
So, uh...
1322
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,235
So where do you study film?
1323
01:01:45,269 --> 01:01:46,236
NYU.
1324
01:01:46,270 --> 01:01:47,471
Oh, great.
1325
01:01:47,504 --> 01:01:49,273
So what are your films about?
1326
01:01:49,306 --> 01:01:50,474
Oh, you know,
1327
01:01:50,507 --> 01:01:52,877
"The prostitute
turns out to be my mother"
1328
01:01:52,910 --> 01:01:54,044
type of thing.
1329
01:01:54,078 --> 01:01:55,379
Whoa.
1330
01:01:55,412 --> 01:01:58,515
So you ready for a little...
1331
01:01:58,548 --> 01:02:00,918
mutual exploration, huh?
1332
01:02:02,019 --> 01:02:03,754
Sure.
1333
01:02:03,788 --> 01:02:05,089
Cool.
1334
01:02:07,491 --> 01:02:08,826
All right.
1335
01:02:09,827 --> 01:02:11,061
Let's get out of here.
1336
01:03:12,622 --> 01:03:13,958
Excuse me.
1337
01:03:13,991 --> 01:03:17,161
Meatman 703?
1338
01:03:17,194 --> 01:03:20,430
You know, hung like a horse,
born to ride?
1339
01:03:20,464 --> 01:03:22,266
Uh...
1340
01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:23,267
no.
1341
01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:24,434
No.
1342
01:03:40,084 --> 01:03:41,952
Hi. This is
Jennifer Simon.
1343
01:03:41,986 --> 01:03:44,488
Can I have Wahid come right
away, please?
1344
01:03:50,895 --> 01:03:52,062
Wahid.
1345
01:03:52,096 --> 01:03:54,298
Traffic is bad, ma'am.
1346
01:03:54,331 --> 01:03:57,101
Could you pull over, please?
1347
01:04:02,139 --> 01:04:04,574
Do you think I'm skinny?
1348
01:04:04,608 --> 01:04:06,977
Ma'am?
1349
01:04:08,212 --> 01:04:09,947
Do you think I'm skinny?
1350
01:04:09,980 --> 01:04:13,350
I mean, skinny enough
to be attractive?
1351
01:04:15,419 --> 01:04:17,888
You look too skinny
to me, ma'am.
1352
01:04:17,922 --> 01:04:20,557
Thank you.
1353
01:04:30,167 --> 01:04:33,370
d I wanna be Mr. Rodeo
1354
01:04:33,403 --> 01:04:35,205
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
1355
01:04:35,239 --> 01:04:39,576
You know, your message didn't
say anything about role-playing.
1356
01:04:39,609 --> 01:04:41,645
You want to have
an orgasm, don't you?
1357
01:04:41,678 --> 01:04:42,913
Exactly.
1358
01:04:42,947 --> 01:04:44,181
Concentrate...
1359
01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:46,883
Concentrate on that
spot right there.
1360
01:04:48,418 --> 01:04:50,054
But...
1361
01:04:50,087 --> 01:04:51,989
You know what?
1362
01:04:52,022 --> 01:04:54,124
That's funny.
1363
01:04:54,158 --> 01:04:57,494
You're in the right
place, but...
1364
01:04:57,527 --> 01:04:59,329
I guess you don't
have a Jacuzzi.
1365
01:04:59,363 --> 01:05:00,965
I have a better idea.
1366
01:05:00,998 --> 01:05:02,399
Wait, wait, wait.
1367
01:05:02,432 --> 01:05:06,670
d I wanna be fucking
all day long d
1368
01:05:06,703 --> 01:05:08,038
Sorry it didn't work out.
1369
01:05:08,072 --> 01:05:09,406
That usually does the trick.
1370
01:05:09,439 --> 01:05:11,641
Oh, it's not your fault.
1371
01:05:11,675 --> 01:05:16,580
Maybe I wasn't concentrating
hard enough, or...
1372
01:05:16,613 --> 01:05:17,948
Well...
1373
01:05:27,691 --> 01:05:30,294
Are you aware
of what time it is?
1374
01:05:30,327 --> 01:05:32,296
I... I had cab trouble.
1375
01:05:32,329 --> 01:05:34,464
I've been trying not to worry,
1376
01:05:34,498 --> 01:05:36,166
but who knows where you've been?
1377
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:38,468
I don't even want to know.
1378
01:05:38,502 --> 01:05:40,470
Where have you been, Stream?
1379
01:05:40,504 --> 01:05:43,573
Maybe if you had a clue,
I might confide in you every now and then.
1380
01:05:43,607 --> 01:05:45,142
What the hell does that mean?
1381
01:05:45,175 --> 01:05:47,411
You're so obsessed
with being in touch with me,
1382
01:05:47,444 --> 01:05:50,047
but you're not
even in touch with yourself.
1383
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:51,215
I am so in touch.
1384
01:05:51,248 --> 01:05:53,717
I'm in touch with both...
Both you and myself.
1385
01:05:53,750 --> 01:05:55,285
I'm totally in touch.
1386
01:05:55,319 --> 01:05:56,686
No, you're not.
I mean, what's up
1387
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:59,089
with your so-called
photography career anyway?
1388
01:05:59,123 --> 01:06:00,991
Is that just a way
to convince yourself
1389
01:06:01,025 --> 01:06:03,060
you have a life beyond Dad?
1390
01:06:03,093 --> 01:06:04,128
That is so mean.
1391
01:06:04,161 --> 01:06:05,762
I can't believe you said that.
1392
01:06:05,795 --> 01:06:10,200
Bartholomew has a highly
celebrated aesthetic,
1393
01:06:10,234 --> 01:06:12,502
and he's totally
supportive of my work.
1394
01:06:12,536 --> 01:06:13,770
What work? You mean
these snapshots
1395
01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:16,973
you took of me
when we were in Jamaica?
1396
01:06:18,208 --> 01:06:20,210
You're grounded!
1397
01:06:21,278 --> 01:06:22,746
That's right!
1398
01:06:22,779 --> 01:06:26,183
I'm now totally
part of the Establishment.
1399
01:06:26,216 --> 01:06:28,518
You are not going anywhere,
1400
01:06:28,552 --> 01:06:31,421
for any reason, ever again.
1401
01:06:42,799 --> 01:06:46,103
Isn't this where the Freedom
for Tibet Club is meeting?
1402
01:06:46,136 --> 01:06:47,604
No, no. They, uh,
1403
01:06:47,637 --> 01:06:50,407
they moved that
down to Room 305.
1404
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:52,376
Nick Drake Fan Club's
meeting here.
1405
01:06:52,409 --> 01:06:54,778
Oh.
1406
01:06:54,811 --> 01:06:57,681
Where are all
the Nick Drake fans, then?
1407
01:06:59,116 --> 01:07:02,519
Too cool to be
in a club, I guess.
1408
01:07:02,552 --> 01:07:04,054
I guess.
1409
01:07:05,322 --> 01:07:07,324
Hey, uh, my band's
playing next week
1410
01:07:07,357 --> 01:07:09,093
at Venus Lounge.
1411
01:07:09,126 --> 01:07:10,360
You should come by.
1412
01:07:10,394 --> 01:07:12,496
Is that an invitation?
1413
01:07:14,631 --> 01:07:17,801
Shouldn't you address it
to my personal trainers?
1414
01:07:22,506 --> 01:07:24,108
They can come, too.
1415
01:07:24,141 --> 01:07:26,443
d Bad leather
1416
01:07:26,476 --> 01:07:28,478
d Trend setter
1417
01:07:28,512 --> 01:07:30,580
d Bad leather
1418
01:07:30,614 --> 01:07:32,349
d Always...
1419
01:07:32,382 --> 01:07:34,684
Lovely.
1420
01:07:34,718 --> 01:07:38,122
Ah, lovely, lovely.
1421
01:07:38,155 --> 01:07:39,723
Lovely.
1422
01:07:39,756 --> 01:07:42,092
Show me your dark places.
1423
01:07:42,126 --> 01:07:43,260
Like this?
1424
01:07:43,293 --> 01:07:44,161
No, no, no, no, no.
1425
01:07:44,194 --> 01:07:45,862
I want you to imagine
the camera as...
1426
01:07:45,895 --> 01:07:47,097
as your first boyfriend.
1427
01:07:47,131 --> 01:07:49,766
What?
1428
01:07:49,799 --> 01:07:52,236
More natural, something.
1429
01:07:52,269 --> 01:07:54,104
Modeling's acting.
1430
01:07:54,138 --> 01:07:56,740
More neck.
Show me more neck.
1431
01:07:56,773 --> 01:07:59,743
Look at me like you want
to have sex with me.
1432
01:07:59,776 --> 01:08:01,811
What are you, a pervert?
1433
01:08:01,845 --> 01:08:03,880
I have to be.
It's my job.
1434
01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:06,483
Can you get your hand off me?
1435
01:08:06,516 --> 01:08:08,518
Are you frightened?
1436
01:08:10,887 --> 01:08:12,556
Good.
Look into the camera.
1437
01:08:14,291 --> 01:08:15,759
Fuck you.
1438
01:08:15,792 --> 01:08:19,263
Oh, I'd love to, but then
who'd take the photos?
1439
01:08:19,296 --> 01:08:21,131
What's that about?
1440
01:08:21,165 --> 01:08:22,866
Of course, I do have a tripod.
1441
01:08:35,912 --> 01:08:37,181
Hello.
1442
01:08:37,214 --> 01:08:39,349
It's for me.
1443
01:08:39,383 --> 01:08:40,850
What?
1444
01:08:40,884 --> 01:08:42,519
What credit card?
1445
01:08:42,552 --> 01:08:45,222
Dad, it... It was an emergency.
1446
01:08:45,255 --> 01:08:46,690
What's going on?
What's he talking about?
1447
01:08:46,723 --> 01:08:48,492
I thought you weren't
talking to me.
1448
01:08:48,525 --> 01:08:49,926
All right.
I'll rip it up.
1449
01:08:49,959 --> 01:08:52,162
Dad, I said I would
rip it up, okay?
1450
01:08:52,196 --> 01:08:53,363
Now?
1451
01:08:53,397 --> 01:08:55,499
Oh, come on.
1452
01:08:55,532 --> 01:08:56,933
All right, fine.
1453
01:08:56,966 --> 01:08:59,236
Is he abusing you emotionally?
1454
01:09:00,604 --> 01:09:03,173
Look, I'm destroying it, okay?
1455
01:09:03,207 --> 01:09:06,510
Look, Dad, I am
destroying the card, okay?
1456
01:09:06,543 --> 01:09:10,180
Do you hear that?
It's totally dead.
1457
01:09:10,214 --> 01:09:13,917
What? What do you mean
you can't pay for college?
1458
01:09:13,950 --> 01:09:15,919
No, I can't get a scholarship!
1459
01:09:15,952 --> 01:09:18,522
Why are you torturing her?
1460
01:09:18,555 --> 01:09:21,891
If you can spend thousands
on that new bimbo of yours,
1461
01:09:21,925 --> 01:09:24,561
then you can cough it up
for your daughter's education.
1462
01:09:24,594 --> 01:09:25,962
Mom, please don't fight.
1463
01:09:25,995 --> 01:09:27,931
You need to get
a hold of yourself, Dick.
1464
01:09:27,964 --> 01:09:30,534
You want her to have
to take out a loan
1465
01:09:30,567 --> 01:09:32,936
and be in debt for
the rest of her life,
1466
01:09:32,969 --> 01:09:34,904
just so you can buy
a new Range Rover?
1467
01:09:34,938 --> 01:09:35,905
Huh?
1468
01:09:40,710 --> 01:09:42,812
d It's all right
1469
01:09:42,846 --> 01:09:47,584
d If you don't
want me to leave d
1470
01:09:50,787 --> 01:09:54,258
d Some things in this life d
1471
01:09:54,291 --> 01:09:59,229
d Aren't meant to be seen
1472
01:09:59,263 --> 01:10:03,199
d If that sounds mean
1473
01:10:04,568 --> 01:10:07,904
d I'm thinkin' 'bout you
1474
01:10:07,937 --> 01:10:10,974
d 'Cause that's what I do
1475
01:10:11,007 --> 01:10:14,244
d Don't worry for me
1476
01:10:14,278 --> 01:10:17,681
d I'm gonna
take care of things, yeah d
1477
01:10:17,714 --> 01:10:21,385
d I'm thinking of you
1478
01:10:21,418 --> 01:10:26,290
d And that's why
I have to leave d
1479
01:10:30,660 --> 01:10:32,996
d Sometimes I feel
1480
01:10:33,029 --> 01:10:38,302
d Life is all in my head
1481
01:10:40,470 --> 01:10:42,739
d My eyes see it
1482
01:10:42,772 --> 01:10:45,375
d Passin' by
1483
01:10:45,409 --> 01:10:46,543
d Well, then I...
1484
01:10:46,576 --> 01:10:48,412
Nell, listen to me. Nell.
1485
01:10:48,445 --> 01:10:50,280
Nell, hold on. Nell.
1486
01:10:52,749 --> 01:10:55,519
Nell, stick your finger
down your throat.
1487
01:10:55,552 --> 01:10:57,787
Do it. I mean it.
1488
01:10:57,821 --> 01:11:00,457
I'm sneaking out
right now, okay?
1489
01:11:02,626 --> 01:11:06,530
Matisse's feelings for Loulou
1490
01:11:06,563 --> 01:11:08,732
are perfectly representing
1491
01:11:08,765 --> 01:11:12,436
his pure, naked emotion.
1492
01:11:12,469 --> 01:11:16,773
It's as if she's floating
in a yellow sea,
1493
01:11:16,806 --> 01:11:20,377
her large breasts undulating
1494
01:11:20,410 --> 01:11:23,012
in golden waves.
1495
01:11:23,046 --> 01:11:25,382
And then, on the right,
1496
01:11:25,415 --> 01:11:29,953
we have the angry
S- S-Soulio, who reminds me...
1497
01:11:29,986 --> 01:11:32,722
Good night.
I'm going to sleep now.
1498
01:11:32,756 --> 01:11:33,857
Good night.
1499
01:11:33,890 --> 01:11:35,325
Look at her heart,
1500
01:11:35,359 --> 01:11:38,662
which is like an angry,
meat-like globe.
1501
01:11:38,695 --> 01:11:41,631
This nun is so deep.
1502
01:11:44,668 --> 01:11:46,603
Jen, get in here!
1503
01:11:46,636 --> 01:11:49,406
You're the one who knows
all about throwing up.
1504
01:11:49,439 --> 01:11:51,875
Yeah, but I can't stand
watching anyone else doing it.
1505
01:11:53,042 --> 01:11:54,544
Anyway, shouldn't we take her
1506
01:11:54,578 --> 01:11:55,979
to the hospital or whatever?
1507
01:11:56,012 --> 01:11:58,081
No, my parents are gonna
be home any minute.
1508
01:11:58,114 --> 01:11:59,383
They'll kill me.
1509
01:11:59,416 --> 01:12:00,950
I thought that was the point.
1510
01:12:00,984 --> 01:12:02,719
Jen, can you be sensitive?
1511
01:12:02,752 --> 01:12:04,988
My life is fucking hell.
1512
01:12:05,021 --> 01:12:06,089
What happened?
1513
01:12:06,122 --> 01:12:08,658
I thought everything
was going really well for you.
1514
01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:12,128
Like when?
1515
01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:14,431
Like when you were
on the cover of YM.
1516
01:12:14,464 --> 01:12:16,666
You said you got free
drinks at every club.
1517
01:12:16,700 --> 01:12:19,068
Nell, you're, like, so beautiful
1518
01:12:19,102 --> 01:12:21,137
and so smart and...
1519
01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:22,672
and blas�.
1520
01:12:22,706 --> 01:12:24,874
Everyone wants to be like you.
1521
01:12:24,908 --> 01:12:26,710
Nobody really knows me.
1522
01:12:27,744 --> 01:12:28,912
Oh, Nelly.
1523
01:12:28,945 --> 01:12:31,147
How many Prozacs did you take?
1524
01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:33,617
I don't know.
Three.
1525
01:12:33,650 --> 01:12:34,718
Three?
1526
01:12:36,052 --> 01:12:38,154
I thought you took
the whole bottle.
1527
01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:40,156
That's all that was left.
1528
01:12:40,189 --> 01:12:41,691
Ahh...
1529
01:12:45,462 --> 01:12:47,163
I guess that's all of 'em, then.
1530
01:12:47,196 --> 01:12:48,632
Gross.
1531
01:12:48,665 --> 01:12:50,700
Uch, plus the bird just shat.
1532
01:12:54,471 --> 01:12:56,440
Get away from me, bunny.
1533
01:13:01,778 --> 01:13:04,748
Of course, I'm aware that you
snuck out last night.
1534
01:13:07,150 --> 01:13:08,752
But I want you to know
1535
01:13:08,785 --> 01:13:11,855
that I, uh, spent the whole
night meditating on it,
1536
01:13:11,888 --> 01:13:14,924
and I, uh, I understand
1537
01:13:14,958 --> 01:13:16,693
that you... You're probably upset
1538
01:13:16,726 --> 01:13:20,697
about your father's
so-called financial crisis.
1539
01:13:20,730 --> 01:13:23,800
So I've decided to move
beyond grounding
1540
01:13:23,833 --> 01:13:25,735
as a means of discipline.
1541
01:13:26,803 --> 01:13:30,106
I still feel that you have
not behaved responsibly,
1542
01:13:30,139 --> 01:13:33,710
but I... I can only advise you
1543
01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:36,880
and hope that you
respect my opinion.
1544
01:13:36,913 --> 01:13:38,615
Thanks.
1545
01:13:38,648 --> 01:13:40,416
You're welcome.
1546
01:13:49,225 --> 01:13:50,760
And now, for a special treat,
1547
01:13:50,794 --> 01:13:52,228
we're taking you
into the sweaty world
1548
01:13:52,261 --> 01:13:53,863
of high school rock 'n' roll.
1549
01:13:53,897 --> 01:13:55,031
Our first video comes
1550
01:13:55,064 --> 01:13:56,466
from that New York City group
1551
01:13:56,500 --> 01:13:57,467
called Oedipus Wreck.
1552
01:13:57,501 --> 01:13:59,569
This sexy crew
will be performing
1553
01:13:59,603 --> 01:14:01,237
tonight at The Bank
1554
01:14:01,270 --> 01:14:05,174
in that big rotten apple,
New York City.
1555
01:14:05,208 --> 01:14:07,043
Check it out.
1556
01:14:07,076 --> 01:14:09,178
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
1557
01:14:22,225 --> 01:14:23,527
What?
1558
01:14:29,599 --> 01:14:35,204
d The universe
is like a new flower d
1559
01:14:36,540 --> 01:14:39,876
d Not as much as you are
1560
01:14:41,611 --> 01:14:44,614
d You wanted me to kiss you d
1561
01:14:45,281 --> 01:14:48,652
d For good luck, yeah
1562
01:14:48,685 --> 01:14:51,120
d But I wanted to kiss you d
1563
01:14:51,154 --> 01:14:53,189
d For other reasons
1564
01:14:53,222 --> 01:14:58,161
d Sometimes you rush
in my head like a dream d
1565
01:14:58,194 --> 01:15:00,797
d You are of water
1566
01:15:00,830 --> 01:15:05,602
d Runnin' down the stream
1567
01:15:06,936 --> 01:15:11,775
d Runnin' down the stream
1568
01:15:14,110 --> 01:15:16,580
d Runnin' down the stream
1569
01:15:18,948 --> 01:15:22,719
d You wanted me to kiss you d
1570
01:15:22,752 --> 01:15:25,989
d For good luck, yeah
1571
01:15:29,192 --> 01:15:31,094
I don't know if I'm really
in the mood for a nightclub.
1572
01:15:31,127 --> 01:15:32,328
I just tried to commit suicide.
1573
01:15:32,361 --> 01:15:33,963
I'm not ready to have fun.
1574
01:15:33,997 --> 01:15:35,131
Oh, come on, Nell.
1575
01:15:35,164 --> 01:15:36,566
Aren't you curious to see Henry?
1576
01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:38,001
We could care less about Henry.
1577
01:15:38,034 --> 01:15:39,335
We think he's a freak.
1578
01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:41,270
But we understand your need
1579
01:15:41,304 --> 01:15:43,673
to find out if he's
a stud on stage
1580
01:15:43,707 --> 01:15:47,644
since he was such
a dud in the mud.
1581
01:15:47,677 --> 01:15:49,312
I thought he was off your list.
1582
01:15:49,345 --> 01:15:52,315
You know, I've got
this awful feeling
1583
01:15:52,348 --> 01:15:53,917
I might kinda like him.
1584
01:15:53,950 --> 01:15:56,653
So? Like has nothing to
do with sexual ecstasy.
1585
01:15:56,686 --> 01:15:58,622
I'm starting to think it does.
1586
01:15:58,655 --> 01:15:59,656
Come on.
1587
01:16:00,924 --> 01:16:02,592
Three of us.
1588
01:16:06,830 --> 01:16:08,331
Thank you. Thanks.
1589
01:16:08,364 --> 01:16:10,734
Thank you. Raahr.
1590
01:16:10,767 --> 01:16:12,736
He looks really good.
1591
01:16:12,769 --> 01:16:14,203
Yeah, if you like grease.
1592
01:16:14,237 --> 01:16:16,105
That boy needs to take a shower.
1593
01:16:16,139 --> 01:16:18,007
So, uh...
1594
01:16:18,041 --> 01:16:20,243
I, uh, I know this girl.
1595
01:16:20,276 --> 01:16:21,845
Yeah.
1596
01:16:21,878 --> 01:16:23,279
You'll get her, man!
1597
01:16:23,312 --> 01:16:26,382
We, uh, we had all this...
1598
01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:27,917
chemistry.
1599
01:16:27,951 --> 01:16:30,820
Yeah!
Yeah!
1600
01:16:33,857 --> 01:16:35,258
But she's too hung up
1601
01:16:35,291 --> 01:16:36,693
on what other people think
1602
01:16:36,726 --> 01:16:39,128
to really... rock.
1603
01:16:48,705 --> 01:16:50,774
I wrote this song when I
thought I stood a chance.
1604
01:16:50,807 --> 01:16:52,608
All right, man!
Sing it!
1605
01:16:54,210 --> 01:16:56,846
d I know I'd love you
1606
01:16:56,880 --> 01:17:00,383
d If you give me the chance
1607
01:17:00,416 --> 01:17:03,687
d I'll make you
scream and moan d
1608
01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:05,689
d I'll make you wet your pants d
1609
01:17:05,722 --> 01:17:10,293
d 'Cause I know
how to love a woman d
1610
01:17:12,261 --> 01:17:16,666
d I know how to love
a woman, yeah d
1611
01:17:16,700 --> 01:17:18,301
Do you think...
1612
01:17:18,334 --> 01:17:21,170
Who do you think
he could be talking about?
1613
01:17:21,204 --> 01:17:24,373
d You know our love is hot
1614
01:17:24,407 --> 01:17:26,676
d You'll ovulate
on the spot... d
1615
01:17:26,710 --> 01:17:28,077
I bet you that drummer came up
1616
01:17:28,111 --> 01:17:31,414
with that "ovulating
on the spot" line.
1617
01:17:31,447 --> 01:17:33,016
Who is she?
1618
01:17:33,049 --> 01:17:34,751
Some dyke.
1619
01:17:34,784 --> 01:17:36,019
Why do you say that?
1620
01:17:36,052 --> 01:17:37,687
I heard she went to Brearley.
1621
01:17:39,222 --> 01:17:42,258
d Take it off
1622
01:17:42,291 --> 01:17:45,194
d Do it now
1623
01:17:45,228 --> 01:17:47,096
d Gonna make you quiver
1624
01:17:47,130 --> 01:17:50,433
d Make you scream and shout d
1625
01:17:50,466 --> 01:17:54,037
d So put away your inhibition d
1626
01:17:54,070 --> 01:17:59,909
d Start your engine
1627
01:17:59,943 --> 01:18:02,478
d I know I'd love you
1628
01:18:02,511 --> 01:18:06,049
d If you'd give me the chance d
1629
01:18:06,082 --> 01:18:09,218
d I'll make you
scream and moan d
1630
01:18:09,252 --> 01:18:11,387
d I'll make you wet your pants d
1631
01:18:11,420 --> 01:18:16,092
d 'Cause I know
how to love a woman d
1632
01:18:17,526 --> 01:18:22,298
d I know how to love
a woman, yeah d
1633
01:18:22,331 --> 01:18:25,334
d And I'm in no hurry
1634
01:18:41,184 --> 01:18:43,452
Well, what's the deal
with him and that drummer?
1635
01:18:43,486 --> 01:18:46,790
Are you sure she's gay?
1636
01:18:46,823 --> 01:18:48,291
I don't know.
1637
01:18:48,324 --> 01:18:50,760
They do look kinda touchy-feely.
1638
01:18:50,794 --> 01:18:54,097
Whatever. All those
rock 'n' rollers are sluts.
1639
01:18:54,130 --> 01:18:55,498
Maybe she's bi.
1640
01:18:55,531 --> 01:18:57,333
What do you care anyway?
1641
01:18:58,935 --> 01:19:01,537
Look, whatever. Can we
just get out of this dive?
1642
01:19:01,570 --> 01:19:03,406
I'm gonna die of boredom.
1643
01:19:03,439 --> 01:19:04,774
Hey, where's Nell?
1644
01:19:07,443 --> 01:19:09,312
What are you doing a block away?
1645
01:19:09,345 --> 01:19:10,980
I told you to wait out front.
1646
01:19:11,014 --> 01:19:14,784
Well, I didn't say you could
go get a cup of coffee.
1647
01:19:14,818 --> 01:19:16,853
Yes. Now, please.
1648
01:19:16,886 --> 01:19:18,788
Let's wait for the band
to come out.
1649
01:19:18,822 --> 01:19:19,856
I can't wait any longer.
1650
01:19:19,889 --> 01:19:21,557
If I don't go home now,
my driver goes on overtime.
1651
01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:22,992
Well, they're
coming out any minute,
1652
01:19:23,026 --> 01:19:24,861
and besides, we can't
leave without Nell.
1653
01:19:24,894 --> 01:19:26,996
What if she tries
to kill herself again?
1654
01:19:27,030 --> 01:19:28,798
She's all out of Prozac.
1655
01:19:28,832 --> 01:19:31,534
What's she gonna do,
O.D. on St. John's Wort?
1656
01:19:32,568 --> 01:19:33,970
Look, that's my car, all right?
1657
01:19:34,003 --> 01:19:35,304
Let's just go.
1658
01:19:42,912 --> 01:19:44,513
Excuse me.
1659
01:19:44,547 --> 01:19:46,282
Yeah?
1660
01:19:46,315 --> 01:19:48,451
You guys were
really great tonight.
1661
01:19:48,484 --> 01:19:54,223
d Are you so
surprised to see me? d
1662
01:19:54,257 --> 01:19:55,591
Are you really a lesbian?
1663
01:19:55,624 --> 01:19:58,862
Wow. That's a weird way
to say hello.
1664
01:19:58,895 --> 01:20:00,529
I'm sorry.
1665
01:20:02,331 --> 01:20:04,000
I'm such a freak.
1666
01:20:05,168 --> 01:20:07,036
No, it's okay.
1667
01:20:07,070 --> 01:20:08,571
Yeah, I'm out.
1668
01:20:11,107 --> 01:20:12,876
Are you?
1669
01:20:12,909 --> 01:20:14,177
Me?
1670
01:20:14,210 --> 01:20:16,880
No.
1671
01:20:16,913 --> 01:20:20,016
d Who's
gettin' scared now? d
1672
01:20:20,049 --> 01:20:24,020
d Tell me, tell me,
how does it feel? d
1673
01:20:24,053 --> 01:20:27,456
I don't know why I wanted
to escape my life.
1674
01:20:27,490 --> 01:20:31,060
I just feel trapped
behind my face.
1675
01:20:31,094 --> 01:20:33,329
Sounds like you're
really depressed.
1676
01:20:33,362 --> 01:20:35,932
Yeah, I just feel
like a freak sometimes.
1677
01:20:35,965 --> 01:20:38,935
A freak from the inside
or a freak from the outside?
1678
01:20:38,968 --> 01:20:42,271
Inside. Outside,
people love me.
1679
01:20:42,305 --> 01:20:45,541
So... what do you think
is going on inside?
1680
01:20:47,376 --> 01:20:48,878
I don't know.
1681
01:20:50,313 --> 01:20:51,647
Well...
1682
01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:54,283
I'm sure you will someday.
1683
01:20:56,920 --> 01:20:58,221
It's pretty late.
1684
01:20:58,254 --> 01:20:59,989
I mean early.
1685
01:21:02,058 --> 01:21:03,893
I think I should
be heading home.
1686
01:21:05,394 --> 01:21:07,363
Wait.
1687
01:21:07,396 --> 01:21:12,936
d Engaged by your
obsession with me, yeah d
1688
01:21:12,969 --> 01:21:17,073
d Time for some mental
torture, and I... d
1689
01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:45,401
Oh, my God.
1690
01:21:48,004 --> 01:21:49,973
A breakthrough.
1691
01:22:01,517 --> 01:22:03,586
Thank you guys for coming over.
1692
01:22:03,619 --> 01:22:06,555
I have a pretty serious
news flash.
1693
01:22:06,589 --> 01:22:07,690
I had an orgasm.
1694
01:22:07,723 --> 01:22:08,491
What?
1695
01:22:08,524 --> 01:22:11,094
You're lying.
I don't believe this.
1696
01:22:11,127 --> 01:22:12,695
You were the laziest one
out of all of us.
1697
01:22:12,728 --> 01:22:13,963
How did you do it?
1698
01:22:13,997 --> 01:22:15,698
Who is it, Nell?
Who's the guy?
1699
01:22:15,731 --> 01:22:19,035
Well...
1700
01:22:19,068 --> 01:22:22,038
it's the drummer
from Oedipus Wreck.
1701
01:22:22,071 --> 01:22:25,141
The drummer?
You mean from Brearley?
1702
01:22:25,174 --> 01:22:27,376
You mean she's not
sleeping with Henry?
1703
01:22:27,410 --> 01:22:28,677
Nope.
1704
01:22:28,711 --> 01:22:30,046
The dyke?
1705
01:22:30,079 --> 01:22:32,148
Fantastic!
1706
01:22:32,181 --> 01:22:33,616
Her name is Liza,
1707
01:22:33,649 --> 01:22:35,985
and you know what, Stream?
You were right.
1708
01:22:36,019 --> 01:22:40,289
Like has everything
to do with sexual ecstasy.
1709
01:22:40,323 --> 01:22:43,292
I knew it.
1710
01:22:43,326 --> 01:22:46,195
At least it's totally
trendy, right?
1711
01:22:46,229 --> 01:22:48,697
I mean... you never know.
1712
01:22:48,731 --> 01:22:51,067
You could get your own sitcom.
1713
01:22:51,100 --> 01:22:52,768
Shut up, Jen.
1714
01:22:52,801 --> 01:22:55,071
I think it's great, Nell.
1715
01:22:55,104 --> 01:22:59,042
Congratulations.
Thanks.
1716
01:23:33,576 --> 01:23:36,679
Hey, Stream,
come check this out.
1717
01:23:36,712 --> 01:23:40,316
Papaya gingko energizing
cream with oatmeal.
1718
01:23:40,349 --> 01:23:42,218
How does it feel?
1719
01:23:42,251 --> 01:23:44,220
Huh?
It's tingly.
1720
01:23:44,253 --> 01:23:46,822
Energizing.
It's great.
1721
01:23:46,855 --> 01:23:48,091
It is, right?
1722
01:23:48,124 --> 01:23:51,727
God, I'm gifted with herbs.
1723
01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:53,096
You know, honey,
1724
01:23:53,129 --> 01:23:55,164
now that I've finally freed Judy
1725
01:23:55,198 --> 01:23:56,732
from Dick and Judy's,
1726
01:23:56,765 --> 01:23:58,834
I realize how
frustrated I've been.
1727
01:23:58,867 --> 01:24:02,171
It's really blocking
my spiritual progress.
1728
01:24:02,205 --> 01:24:04,107
I'm a born businesswoman.
1729
01:24:04,140 --> 01:24:06,442
Who was I trying to kid
with that photography idea?
1730
01:24:06,475 --> 01:24:08,544
A lot of your photos
are really good.
1731
01:24:08,577 --> 01:24:11,714
Thanks, but, you know,
I have to consider it, like, a hobby.
1732
01:24:11,747 --> 01:24:13,849
I mean, the minute I
start thinking about it
1733
01:24:13,882 --> 01:24:15,651
as a professional thing,
1734
01:24:15,684 --> 01:24:18,454
I get so... I get so,
um, claustrophobic.
1735
01:24:18,487 --> 01:24:21,090
I can't go near a darkroom.
1736
01:24:21,124 --> 01:24:23,826
Mom, you are so self-actualized.
1737
01:24:23,859 --> 01:24:25,594
Well, it's about time.
1738
01:24:25,628 --> 01:24:27,796
You know, I've been
so overwhelmed
1739
01:24:27,830 --> 01:24:29,398
with my own stuff,
1740
01:24:29,432 --> 01:24:33,236
I haven't really...
really understood
1741
01:24:33,269 --> 01:24:35,638
what you were going
through as a young woman,
1742
01:24:35,671 --> 01:24:37,806
and, you know, I'm sorry.
1743
01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:39,808
I'm really sorry.
1744
01:24:39,842 --> 01:24:41,677
And now...
1745
01:24:44,180 --> 01:24:46,149
Harvard.
1746
01:24:46,182 --> 01:24:47,283
Harvard Schmarvard.
1747
01:24:48,451 --> 01:24:50,519
This time, I'm not
even gonna watch.
1748
01:24:50,553 --> 01:24:53,189
You know I love you,
no matter what.
1749
01:25:06,202 --> 01:25:07,403
I can't believe it!
1750
01:25:07,436 --> 01:25:10,639
I just can't believe
I have to go to Vassar!
1751
01:25:10,673 --> 01:25:12,208
It's a nightmare!
1752
01:25:12,241 --> 01:25:13,176
You're gonna love it.
1753
01:25:13,209 --> 01:25:14,510
It's really low-pressure there.
1754
01:25:14,543 --> 01:25:15,711
Poughkeepsie's
a really good town.
1755
01:25:15,744 --> 01:25:16,779
Oh, come on!
1756
01:25:16,812 --> 01:25:18,847
Thank you, Daddy.
Brown.
1757
01:25:18,881 --> 01:25:21,217
It was really touch
and go for a while,
1758
01:25:21,250 --> 01:25:23,552
but he finally found the
right person to bribe.
1759
01:25:23,586 --> 01:25:25,221
Stream, you?
1760
01:25:25,254 --> 01:25:26,722
Yes, I got in,
1761
01:25:26,755 --> 01:25:29,492
and my mom finally released
her inner-entrepreneur,
1762
01:25:29,525 --> 01:25:31,927
so now she's sure
she can help me pay for it.
1763
01:25:31,960 --> 01:25:34,263
That's so good.
That's really nice.
1764
01:25:37,966 --> 01:25:40,469
You know, he got
into Harvard and Yale.
1765
01:25:40,503 --> 01:25:43,339
So he'll either be in
my class or yours, Nell.
1766
01:25:43,372 --> 01:25:45,208
Oh, not mine.
I'm not going.
1767
01:25:45,241 --> 01:25:46,709
What?
You've got to be kidding.
1768
01:25:46,742 --> 01:25:48,177
After all that work?
1769
01:25:48,211 --> 01:25:49,945
Oh, God, Nell,
your poor parents.
1770
01:25:49,978 --> 01:25:51,547
They're gonna commit hari-kari.
1771
01:25:51,580 --> 01:25:53,216
I'm not doing anything
1772
01:25:53,249 --> 01:25:54,450
that feels wrong anymore.
1773
01:25:54,483 --> 01:25:56,419
Maybe I'll join the Peace Corps
1774
01:25:56,452 --> 01:25:57,886
and go to school afterwards.
1775
01:25:57,920 --> 01:26:00,489
Or maybe I won't.
It's my life.
1776
01:26:00,523 --> 01:26:02,658
Peace Corps. Hmm.
1777
01:26:02,691 --> 01:26:03,826
That's awesome, Nell.
1778
01:26:03,859 --> 01:26:05,228
Thanks.
1779
01:26:08,431 --> 01:26:09,865
Go get him.
1780
01:26:20,276 --> 01:26:22,645
Congratulations,
Henry Lipschitz.
1781
01:26:22,678 --> 01:26:27,216
Thanks. Uh,
congratulations to you,
1782
01:26:27,250 --> 01:26:28,717
Stream Hodsell.
1783
01:26:32,255 --> 01:26:33,556
Will you go out with me?
1784
01:26:33,589 --> 01:26:35,258
I thought I wasn't your type.
1785
01:26:35,291 --> 01:26:39,495
You are. I... I just haven't
been listening to myself.
1786
01:26:41,964 --> 01:26:45,301
I understand
if you don't want to.
1787
01:26:45,334 --> 01:26:47,970
I was really, um...
1788
01:26:48,003 --> 01:26:49,872
I just wanted you to know
1789
01:26:49,905 --> 01:26:51,674
that I think
about you sometimes,
1790
01:26:51,707 --> 01:26:54,677
and I'm sorry
if I acted like a jerk.
1791
01:26:55,911 --> 01:26:57,446
I'll go out with you.
1792
01:26:57,480 --> 01:26:59,715
You will?
1793
01:26:59,748 --> 01:27:01,917
You want some time
to think about it?
1794
01:27:01,950 --> 01:27:05,654
No. I don't need time
to think about it.
1795
01:27:16,465 --> 01:27:19,902
I mean, is commitment
a bad thing, you know?
1796
01:27:53,836 --> 01:27:55,070
So how come you never kissed me
1797
01:27:55,103 --> 01:27:56,539
that night in the park?
1798
01:27:58,374 --> 01:27:59,875
I was nervous.
1799
01:27:59,908 --> 01:28:01,444
Really?
1800
01:28:01,477 --> 01:28:03,679
But you're a rocker.
1801
01:28:05,047 --> 01:28:06,449
Well, I don't...
1802
01:28:06,482 --> 01:28:08,817
I don't kiss people
I barely know.
1803
01:28:08,851 --> 01:28:11,754
Oh. Well,
that's a good policy.
1804
01:28:17,493 --> 01:28:19,027
Listen.
1805
01:28:19,061 --> 01:28:23,098
I've got some things
I want to show you, okay?
1806
01:28:23,131 --> 01:28:25,033
Okay.
1807
01:28:25,067 --> 01:28:28,404
I've got some things
to show you, too.
1808
01:28:30,873 --> 01:28:32,541
Me first.
1809
01:29:48,150 --> 01:29:49,652
Mmm...
1810
01:29:54,890 --> 01:29:56,525
Ohh...
1811
01:30:00,629 --> 01:30:02,097
Ahh...
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