All language subtitles for Snow Babes 2023

-Yeah

Alright. Look at that!

Nice girls, yeah.

Daddy like.

Nice. Yeah, baby, boo.

- Time for my rendezvous

- This is Rusty Lockwood
for the Deadly Ohio Podcast.

We are here, investigating
the senseless murders

of 3 gorgeous women
and the mysterious

circumstances
surrounding it. That is what

we are going to
discover tonight on, argh!

- Hashtag cabin, hashtag
recharge, hashtag blessed,

hashtag nature, hashtag awesome.

Billy?

Billy, this one is for you.

- Yeah, nice look at that.

Nice.

Yeah baby, boo.

Is that a bear?

Or was that Billy?

I better get the bear spray.

Billy where are you?

Hurry up I am getting bored.

Come on Billy, you
better move your ass.

You better get here.

I am waiting and I
am bored. Come on.

Cheap shit.

Hashtag hot, hashtag
sad, hashtag hot sad.

- Not so bad.

- Where is he?

I am so sorry it
snowed on Pete's birthday.

- Is that Billy?

- I am sending out good vibes.

Hey, at least this
gives me time to

try my new gear for you

Yes.

- May I ask...

who are you?

- Gennifer.
- Gen. Gen with a G.

- Gen with a G?

- I'm Ganelle, my followers
call me Gen, with a G.

Why are you here?

Billy invited me.

- Billy invited you.

Weekend at the cabin with Gen?

It is about you. Grea... Great

Jeez.

Jeez.

- What happened?

I hurt my leg
walking up this damn cabin.

- In heels.

- Let me help.

- No, no, no, I will be fine.

But I am a personal trainer

- Billy's personal trainer?
How very boring of him.

- Well actually, I am
his yoga instructor.

- That's a little less boring.

I will be fine.

- Please go sit
down, I will help.

- All right, at least put
some clothes on before

you rub up on me. I am
going to change my clothes

because I did not wear
this for you. Damn.

Yeah, look at that.

You do that girl.

Yeah, look at that.

Our K9 brothers greet the moon.

- Spooky.

Well, feel better. I mean,

you are not going
to the Olympics.

Bet you are a gold medal bitch.

- I am never second best, hoe.

Sister, we do not
need any bad vibes, just

good vibes only, and no
nagging from male energy

in this place.

Billy is stuck at a
baseball cap convention for

a few days. I have an
idea. Let us have a night of

sisterhood and decide in the
morning what we want to do.

- What do you
mean by sisterhood?

- Bloody Mary, bloody
Mary, bloody Mary

- Would you rather
drink water for the rest

of your life or drink
anything you want to but

first, it gets spit
in by Nick Carter?

Make it Zack
Efron and you are on.

- Bloody Mary, bloody
Mary, bloody Mary.

- Music. 2 words,
2 syllables. Salt?

Salt shaker? Pepper?
Maracas? Tambourine?

Spice girl. I got it!

- Bloody Mary, bloody Mary.

Toya Beam?

2 words, 3 syllables.

- Pocket change?
Money? Pocket pull?

Polly popping.

- Bloody Mary, bloody
Mary, bloody Mary.

- Light as a feather,
stiff as a board.

- Light as a feather,
stiff as a board.

Light as a feather,
stiff as a board.

Light as a feather,
stiff as a board.

Light as a feather,
stiff as a board

Stiff as a board

- We call the spirit world.

- Contact Joe DiMaggio. You said

baseball player who was
married to Marilyn Monroe.

Marilyn Monroe, call her.

- Concentrate.

Okay.

- We call the spirit
world unto us tonight.

Spirits, can you hear us?

- Spirits, can you hear us?

- It is hard to get any
cell service out here.

- Billy?

No, those hands
have been insured since

he won his second gold
glove. He would never

pound a door like that.

- Then who?

- But don't worry, I
teach self defense.

- I will go get the bear spray.

A scent of a fresh rain storm.

- A scent of a fresh rain storm.

The grass on the other side of a

mountain hill.

- Who is there?

- Good vibes are welcome.

- Will you shut up
about your good vibes?

There is somebody out here.

Spicy perfume of your best

friend's mother from childhood.

Notes of cinnamon.

Yummy. Incense
and amber at the back of a

pallet.

It's cold, maybe
it was just the wind.

- That is some hard core wind.

Ray of a little piquant.

I see.

- Anything besides a
Ouija board around?

- I think I saw a
twister in that closet.

This must be worth a fortune.

- We always played
this without clothes on.

- Let us just play charades.

- Like your
relationship with Billy?

Do not start hitting
me with those

damn pillows again.

- Sister, we don't define
ourselves by our men.

- I'll come back for
you later, my boy.

- Of course you would
say that Billy invited

you here. I just
looked at his phone.

- Well, it doesn't
bother me. We didn't put

labels on our relationship.

- Well, I will put a
label on him, asshole.

- Look, we are
both just too tired.

- Or drunk?

- To leave here tonight,
so let us just go to

sleep, rise at dawn and
meditate on our futures.

- Or we can hit that
hot tub out back.

- You know Gen
with a G, can't say you

are that popular of a name.

- It is true, but it
is a beautiful one.

- That is not my point,
my point is that Billy

has this many Gens in
his contacts, I wonder how

many Ashleys he has, or Beckys.

Or Danielles, or Beatrice.

- Wait a minute, will
the plural of Beatrice be

Beatrices or Beatride?

- I bet Billy has along
line of Bitch ride waiting

to hop in his bed.

- It is true, us Gens,
better stick together.

Yeah.

- Don't worry, there's
animals out here.

A lot of animals in the
woods. Just a bobcat.

- You know, I found out
about this weekend at the

cabin with Gen, by
looking in Billy's phone,

and the reason I knew
his number was he's batting

average last year and
his uniform number.

We should take
some sexy pictures

you and I, and post them online.

- But somebody might see them.

- That is the point.

- Somebody like Billy.

- Would that be really
such a bad thing?

And if we knew Billy
was going to see them,

we could do
something a little extra.

You mean racy?

Sure do.

- Let's do this.

- Hashtag besties, hashtag
buddies, hashtag hot tub.

Billy?

Billy!

Hey.

- Hey, I saw your
posts last night.

- Yeah. I made a new BFF
and we are both named Gen!

- So were you ladies
all like partying or what?

- We are making the
best out of a bad situation.

You are a freaking creep, Billy!

- No, wait!

Namaste, Mother Sun.

Namaste, Mother Sun.

I got those in Nepal.

I hope its well was well worth
it, Daddy wants more.

- I cant believe you
have the guts to call me.

- Well, just making
sure we can still be cool.

- Be cool?

- Yeah, professional.

- Professional? What is
here that you don't want

me to find, Billy?
You know I am the

social media girl, I
will post it all over.

- No, no, it is not
like that, baby.

- Do not call me baby.

- No, wait.

- See you on insta, Billy.

- Billy, this is a good
time for some self

reflection instead of calling.

- Who are you, bitch?

- Well, I am just another
human being, rotating on

this planet Earth but
since you are calling from

Billy's phone, I assume
your name is Gen?

- What?

Well, I am a Gen who
is here with another Gen

at Billy's cabin and I
assume you are Gen sort of

up with him in Pittsburgh?

- Kinda. I work with
security at the hotel he is

- staying at. So what?
- Is Gen?

- I don't know if I am
ready to explore that idea.

- Well, I am ready to
explore a lot of ideas

right now. Hang on! Ge is
getting out of the shower.

- Hey, who you talking to?

- Who am I talking to?

I am talking to Gen,
you son of a bitch!

Now say hello to my
little sister.

What are you doing?

Stop, stop, stop please.

That's what it taste.

It's what you did to my heart!

You are a real deal Billy boy

and I am taking you
straight to hell

And let me give you
some other snack.

Mommy No.

- Shut up!

- Gen, please. Stop...

- You will be fine. He's fine,

he is fine, he is fine.

What's this?

- It is Billy's medicine
cabinet. I am going to

post it all over social media.

Gen, I think he
is going to get what is

coming to him. Besides,
I do not think you

are going to find anything.

This was just a normal
supplement he was taking.

- Gennifer with the G,
this was for Billy's butt.

His butt? So he
could hit home-runs and not

strike out? His butts.

- Maybe we should hold on
to this though, some ecstasy

Billy scored.

- Also used to
stand at attention.

My god, I took
some of that thinking

it was ecstasy. Am I
going to get a mustache?

Was I the only one
betting a thousand

with Billy?

- Remember, let no
man be the master over

your body.

- We only did that once!

Billy, you have
been a bad, bad boy.

- What does that mean?

- A check mark in
the record books.

Come on, let us send
some sexy pictures to him.

I guess I am the monkey's uncle.

Cheers.

- But it is not enough.

- Help me grab this
box. If we find any

photographs, I will
use those myself.

- Okay.

- So, what you got?

- I don't know, looks like
some old baseball cards,

an old glove. It looks
to be maybe some of his

World Series items?

- So he scored the mark
on his own memorabilia.

Douchey, but not criminal.

I wonder if this is
his World Series ring?

- No, he gave that to me.

- Nope, just the glass ring.

- That bastard! How
many of this fake ass rings,

did he have made?

Where is yours?

- I am not into material things.

- Bullshit, I did not
see your granola ass

sleeping on the ground
outside last night.

What is this?

It's the deed to the cabin.

These numbers do not make sense.

- Why is that?

- He got this land for a song.

Maybe it is a show company.

I love seashells.

- What does seashells
have to do with it?

You know, forget
this. I didn't come here

to let this cabin go to waste.

- I came to do
the great outdoors.

- Is that what we
are calling Billy?

I have an idea. Let us
enjoy nature. Let's do

a strip snowball fight.

- Yeah.

- Hey! Nobody said time.

- There is no rules,
you mother nature bitch.

- I knew you played softball.

You know, one can
throw a snow ball

but where it lands
after it leaves your hand

is up to the snowball.

Get with nature, you
granola ass bitch.

- It is not just my
feet that's big ladies.

Nice.

Damn it!
Keep my head in the game

and my other head in my pants.

- This will warm us straight up.

- Yeah

- Are you thinking
what I am thinking?

- Yeah.

Shots fight!

- What's that?

- Hey!

Sneak attack
bitch. Drink.

- Enjoy your drink, bitch.
You're going to freeze my mouth.

Big foot has found his bride.

- Hey, look what I found.

- The pond is frozen, girl.

- These are snow skis,
do you want to race?

- Yeah, I do.

- It's been a long time
since you were an angel.

- It's been a long time
since I was a side piece.

- I'm a player, I
do not get played.

- So why do you you
have shoots and ladders

tattooed on you ass?

- I will just tell her
she passed out.

- Ew!

You kissed Billy
with that mouth?

- He kissed me.
There is the difference.

- All he is going to
kiss now is my ass.

I did not know
there was stanky ass hole

locked up in there,
Gen with a G. I love it!

- I can't believe I have stayed

away from beef all these years.

- That wasn't beef,
that was venison.

Hashtag Bambi, hashtag Rudolf,

hashtag it is what
is for dinner.

Enjoy your handful of grass,

it will settle your stomach.

- Not this again.

- There is something
in here though,

I just know it. Billy got
this place awfully cheap.

He bought it from some
woman a few years ago.

Was that hoe's name Gen?

- No, somebody else.

- Well, he did
something to get it cheap.

- At least, I will always
have those cellphone

videos uploaded to the cloud.

- Gen, please tell
me you did not upload

your personal relation
video to the cloud,

did you use an
unbreakable password?

- Password?

- That is what I
am talking about.

- Yeah, I used the word
password for my password.

No.

- It is a trick password.
No hackers ever will

guess I used the word
password for my password.

I am a genius.

- You are going to end up the

biggest internet porn star.

That is sweet.

Forget all this, I need to

boil some of these
thoughts out of my head.

Hot tub?

Fool, a deer.

I am getting

hungry again.

- As in I am going to throw up.

- If you throw up, I am
going to give you a tinnie

twister. You are going
to feel like you are in

7th grade again.

God, this is worse
than kindergarten.

- And release the toxins
through the stretch.

- Hey, I think it's working.

- Yes, and breath...

Hey, you know what
else might help smooth

things out?

- Those look a little dirty.

- Well, they are in dirt.

They are best when
they sleep in mother Earth.

- I'll pass.

- Okay.

- Well, might as well
go on a ride with you.

- Could you please wipe
them off with napkin?

- My skin is your skin.

- We are one Gen.

- My Gen is at the
beginning of the cosmos.

Your Gen is at the
end of the cosmos.

- The alpha and the omega.

- Yeah.

- We are one.

We are one.

- We are one. We are one.

We are one. We are one.

- Daddy?

- I think that is my
platty instructor.

- I guess I better
try a little harder.

- My mouth tastes like an
abandoned greenhouse.

I experienced photosynthesis.

- You are the only
person I know who gets

smarter on drugs.

- What's that?

Did they clear the roads?
I thought you said he

was tied up.

- He's supposed to be
with electrical burn marks

on his balls.

- Well he's got extras.

All I know is that that man
is hashtag D-E-A-D, dead.

- Sister, I am trained
in conflict resolution.

Let's make an
adult discourse with

our mutual oppressor.

- Bullshit.

- Wait.

- This is Rusty Lockwood

for the Deadly Ohio Podcast.

We're here, investigating
the senseless

murder of 3 gorgeous
women at the hands of

a vicious beast. That
is what we are going

to find out tonight on the-

- That's not Billy.

- Who the hell are you?

- My name is Rusty,
I am doing a podcast.

- A podcast?

- Yeah. I'm investigating
a murder of a bunch

of councilors who were
killed here in the 80s.

- What?

- This was the
counselor's cabin.

And all this was
tents for the girls.

They were picked off
one by one. And they never

found the killer which
comes as no surprise.

- Why?

- They say it was a
beast behind the killings.

A vicious beast.

- No, no. There are no
such things as beasts,

only children of mother Earth.

- What? Like a bear?

- They say it was a Yeti.

- What is a Yeti?

- He is like Bigfoot's
cousin or something.

- Bigfoot, Bigfeet,
Bigfoot Eye, you are just

making shit up to scare me.

It all make sense.

The cheap real estate,

the knocking, the screams.

- If I were you
girls, I wouldn't

spend one more night here.

- We have already
spent the night here,

and we got naked together.

- Well, at least, you can
get out before tonight.

- What's tonight?

- Tonight is the
night it all went down.

- Listen, you are
not going to scare us

with your stories
about snow big foot.

- Yeti.

- Bigfoot!

Yeti!

- It's real, it is all real.

Your podcast just got huge.

What? Yeah.

- Focus your chi.

- I am focused, I am focused.

- His chi is not so done,
give him another one.

- You...

- I'm cool, I'm cool.

- It's too wide
open here. Let's go

barricade ourselves
and run away from here.

- So we get all
in one place like a

free bean spicy? No way.

- I think she is right.

- Whatever, you
guys are the ones

with the hairy legs.

- I forgot my razor. Let's go.

- It's in the cabin,
are you recording?

What? Yeah.

- Sounds like it's headed
for one of the bedrooms.

Shit, that is my roller bag.

It sounds like my garment bag,

that's where I keep my...

- No, no, no.

- I think you are going to
need a new garment bag.

- It's on the move,

- I think we have
established it is a he.

- I hear it's headed
for the kitchen.

- Listen ladies, I can't
believe I am going

to say this but I am
going to run to the kitchen.

You two get to the
front door, get out,

get the hell out of
here and get help.

- I'll take the lead.
- What? I am an influencer.

- It doesn't matter
who goes first. We got

to get out of here.

- No, I am not going anywhere.

Look, I am not going
to leave you here to fight

that creature alone.

- Is that Bigfoot opening
a can of our beer?

Is that Bigfoot drinking
a can of our beer?

- Did Billy send you?
Are you working with Billy?

- You are not
taking that with you.

Yes.

- My back.

- Wait, what?

- It's a mask!

- Well, fucking yeah, we
can see that now but we

are drunk, high, and have
eaten a lot of red meat.

What's your excuse?

- I would have gotten
away with it, but

if it wasn't for you
meddling snow babes.

- You know what? Take
Billy's things for a crap,

I don't care what happens to it.

It's a pair of panties,
whatever. I don't care what

happens to it. I don't
care what happens to him.

Wait, you are weird.

- You know, you
did try to protect us

once you stopped all
that girly screaming. Gen.

- Rusty, nice to meet you.

Hey, you're not going
to let that creeper

walk away with that
World Series ring, are you?

- How did you know there
was a World Series ring?

- We have to talk.

- Gen, there is something
I need to tell you.

I am not a podcaster,

Thank god.

- Well, I am a baseball
podcaster but...

So you knew this
was Billy Fosters' cabin?

-Yeah. When my sister
was younger, she used to

come up here and
hook up with him.

- So did you do all this
to steal from him so that

you could get back at him for

screwing your sister?

- No, I don't care about
that. She is one of them

baseball hoes anyway.

No offense, I heard
on the radio Billy

was stuck in the snow
storm, so I came up here to

break in and steal
some of his stuff

and sell it on Ebay.

- So what about
the triple murders?

- I made all that up.

- You know, maybe next time

just try saying it's as best is?

- Gen you don't understand,

I am trying to tell
you something.

I think I have feelings for you.

- Wow, hashtag queen,

hashtag bitch slap,
hashtag glass jaw,

hashtag little bitch.

I am swearing off of men.

- I do not put gender
labels on my emotions.

- Are you thinking
what I am thinking?

Hot tub!

- Come on brother, it
will do you some good.

You got this.

Brother, you are doing it wrong.

You got to tilt
your head like this,

take a deep breath, clear
out the sinuses and then

That's a boy. That's a boy.

Get a good scent
of that rosemary and

sage on the back of the pallet.