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Previously
on Malcolm in the Middle!
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It's a company picnic.
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Attended by my new boss
whom I haven't met yet.
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I really like this girl.
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Please don't be a jerk
and screw this up.
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Laurie, hi.
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It is so good
to see you.
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Just keep moving.
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Hal, do you even know
your new boss is here?
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Are you kidding?
They're all here.
There's Landon.
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He's the head
of the whole company.
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I woke up the next morning with
the dog licking my face.
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And I actually thought
it was my husband.
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I'm going to go see
what my boys...
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It is a real pleasure
to meet you, Mr. Landon.
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Same here.
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You're playing girls?
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Well, the men won't play us
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till we beat their ladies
team.
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You're responsible
for these valuables
till after the game.
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The other coach wants to make
a little wager with you.
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I don't know
what's with my skates.
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The blades are so dull.
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Hey, somebody
unscrewed mine.
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If you liked somebody,
would you say something?
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I like you, too, Laurie.
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Oh, my God.
What?
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I was talking
about Gary Spindler.
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Now remember, you're
only gonna be tied
together for three hours,
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so let's get hopping.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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Wow, these are nice woods.
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Come on, Malcolm,
we're still friends.
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We can still
have fun, right?
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Why don't you help me
with this clue?
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"North of the fork
and up a small hill,
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under a joke without 'J'
is a small yellow bill."
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This doesn't make any sense.
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You'd think these clues
would make sense.
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Gary Spindler?
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Malcolm.
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Just tell me what
you see in that jerk.
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He high-fives people
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when they decide what
they want on their pizza.
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He still says,
"It's da bomb."
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"Hi, I'm Gary Spindler.
I have a laser pointer."
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I think he's nice.
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And can we just concentrate
on the scavenger hunt?
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We're going to fall
behind if we don't
figure this out.
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It's a stupid yellow duck
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under that oak tree
right there.
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Joke without "J"--
oke, oak tree.
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The fork was just back there.
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Wow, you were right.
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That was great, Malcolm.
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You know, you're
really good at this.
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Yes, I am.
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I have a lot of other
good qualities, too.
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In fact, there's lots of things
people would like about me
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if they gave me
half a chance.
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Can we just do this?
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Fine.
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Okay, clue number two.
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"Look for this gem
on an overgrown hem,
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stay to your right or
it might take all night."
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For God's sakes,
Gary Spindler?!
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Whoo!
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What's going on out there?!
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We're down by two goals.
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I don't know.
I can't get any speed
with these skates.
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Well, get them sharpened.
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I already had Francis
sharpen them twice.
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Besides, that number 32
is amazing.
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She's a monster.
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She's crippled
our whole front line.
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Whoo!
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Sorry to take you away
from your family, Mr. Landon.
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Listen, about this whole
Mr. Landon thing...
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I know. I know, Burt.
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Listen, Burt,
I need your help.
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The cubicle dwellers
are getting a little restless.
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Oh...
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Apparently they know about
my reputation for downsizing.
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I thought you could,
uh, I don't know,
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shoot them a little B.S.
to calm them down.
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Well, actually, I...
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Great. Hey, everybody!
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I know
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there are some concerns here.
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So I brought
Mr. Landon over
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to put your minds at ease.
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Now remember, he's taking
time away from his family,
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so not too many questions.
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This is beautiful.
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Hey, Phil, Mr. Landon
over here
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would like to put
our minds at ease.
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Isn't that right, Burt?
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Hal?
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Burt. Albert. Halbert.
Hal... you know...
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I'm sensing
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a lot of confusion here.
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But the key word to keep
in mind is loyalty.
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When you're worried
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about your job,
it's very tempting
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to make a fellow coworker
look bad,
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but who really cares if
someone's wife's an alcoholic?
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Or that someone has
a certain unnatural attraction
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to women's shoes?
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The important thing is,
we're in this together.
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And remember,
nobody likes a snitch.
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So, let's have
a great picnic, huh?
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"North of the fork
and up a small hill,
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under a joke without 'J'
is a small yellow bill."
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I don't see a fork,
but I saw a broken spoon.
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Shut up. I'm trying
to think of a joke
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without a lot
of Js in it.
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Ooh, I found a cup.
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You're supposed to
look for a fork.
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You know, a fork?
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The little thing
with... things. Geez!
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You go. I'll stay here.
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We have to go together.
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We're tied to each
other, you idiot.
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BOY:
Cool, we got it.
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Five more and we win.
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Five more and we win.
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You're a genius.
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Thanks.
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You're, uh... big.
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Whoo!
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Yeah! Hey, Lavernia, looks
like we're going to make it
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nine years in a row!
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Maybe we should
put some of our
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pregnant girls in there
and make it more of a game.
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Now, who-who is
that helping?
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All that's going to do
is make her feel bad,
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plus now all our
pregnant girls
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are going to want
to get in the game.
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Number 32 is killing us!
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Looks like it's time
for a little strategy.
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Whoo, whoo, whoo.
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Whoo-hoo!
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MAN:
Eric!
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ALL:
Yeah!
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Now let's play some hockey!
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You were amazing
out there.
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I would have never found
those kids without you.
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You know something?
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Together we make
the perfect
three-legged person.
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I wish we could
stay like this forever.
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Yeah.
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Wait a minute.
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Why can't we?
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There's people
that do surgeries.
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You're the smartest guy
I've ever met.
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Thanks, buddy.
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Come on, we got
to find that fork.
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He... I... But... He...!
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What did I tell you?
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You sit in that chair
until the picnic is over.
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Excuse me.
Are you Lois?
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Yes.
Where do you get off
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talking to my wife
about my mother?
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Look...
I'll have you know
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that I wet my bed every
night till I was 16,
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and my mother changed
those sheets for years
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and never said a word.
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I don't care if they
don't get along.
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My mother's
important to me.
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Hey, I never said anything
about your mother.
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And by the way, I don't
have a porn problem.
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Did she tell you
that she was the one
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to introduce it
into our home?
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You know, I don't have
any interest in your...
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It was her idea, and
now I'm the pervert.
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I don't know what
it is about porn.
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Maybe it's the safety
of emotional distance
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or maybe it's just
the thrill of...
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All right, that's it!
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If you're going
to make me do this,
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we're going to do this.
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Now sit down!
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Your problem is you both
see yourselves as victims.
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You've got to talk
to each other.
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There's a certain thing
called give and take
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you need to make
a relationship work.
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Do you understand?
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Yes.
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I'm not finished with you!
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Now, if you are going
to make this work,
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you have to make sure
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that you are home
every night at 6:30.
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Not 6:35. Not 6:31.
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You have got to create
an atmosphere of trust.
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Go, go!
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Yeah!
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Hey, I'm starting
to think
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we might actually
win this thing.
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Damn right we will.
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I got 600 bucks
riding on it.
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Francis, what are
you doing out here?
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You're a man short.
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Where's Amos?
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He ran out of here,
screaming something about
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government helicopters
and murderous clones.
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AMOS:
Hello? Is anybody there?
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Don't worry. I'll cover for him.
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All right.
You're a good man, Francis.
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Hey, I'm just doing
what anybody would do.
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Sorry.
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Hey, look at this.
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We're doing great.
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You're so good at this.
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Stop! What are
you doing?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
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So, just tell me
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what's your big problem with me?
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Malcolm.
No, seriously.
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I want to know.
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Am I too short?
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Am I too smart?
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Malcolm, can we
please drop this?
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I'm smart, okay?
Is that a crime?
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I'm sorry I'm not a moron
like Gary Spindler.
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Malcolm, stop it.
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What are you doing?
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I want you to tell me
why you don't like me.
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Why are you doing this?
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I want a straight answer.
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God! I can't believe
I liked you in the third grade.
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You liked me
in the third grade?
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I knew it! I wasn't crazy.
You did like me.
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So, what the hell
has changed? Tell me.
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I defy you to tell me.
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Nothing! That's the problem.
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You're still the same
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obsessive, whining know-it-all
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who doesn't listen to anyone.
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But you did like me
in the third grade?
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Malcolm, I don't like you.
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Can you get that
through your head?
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Before...
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I just didn't have
a crush on you.
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And now I can't stand you.
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So, you want me
to tell you why
I don't like you?
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00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:48,716
You want me to tell you why I
like nice, funny Gary Spindler
259
00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:53,553
and absolutely despise bitter,
annoying Malcolm, do you?!
260
00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,856
Look...
Well, I'm going
tell you!
261
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:58,058
There is something
wrong with you!
262
00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,492
I don't know
how you do it.
263
00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:01,161
You're cute, smart, funny,
264
00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:03,697
and somehow you manage
to mess that up!
265
00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:04,698
Like today,
266
00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:06,399
it was an awkward situation
267
00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:08,035
but it would have passed,
268
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:11,238
but you just kept picking
at it and picking at it
269
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:14,207
until it turned into
this big, horrible thing!
270
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:16,209
There is something
wrong inside you!
271
00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:17,711
There is something rotten
272
00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:19,412
at the core of
your personality!
273
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:20,680
You're just off!
274
00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:22,415
That's not even
the worst thing...
275
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,256
I... but... she...
276
00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:31,491
I just opened my purse
to get a Tic Tac,
277
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,727
and he dropped
out of a tree on my back!
278
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,362
I am so sorry.
279
00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,931
Now, you go and you
sit down in that chair
280
00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,532
and you put
your head down!
281
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,068
Okay.
282
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,903
Did you straighten
things out with Pratt?
283
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,104
Almost.
284
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,773
Oh, for God's sake, Hal,
where is he?
285
00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:47,274
I'll go talk to him.
286
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,176
No, no, no, no, no!
It's too late now.
287
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,778
It would be awkward.
288
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:53,113
Hal, you work with the man.
He's going to find out.
289
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,547
Look, it'll be,
like, two seconds
290
00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:56,083
of embarrassment
and then it's over.
291
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:57,450
Now go!
292
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:11,564
Pratt, do you have a moment?
293
00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:12,900
For you, Burt, of course.
294
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:15,302
You're fired.
What?
295
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,469
I don't think
it's working out,
296
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:17,905
so let's just make
a clean break.
297
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,406
I haven't even started yet.
298
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,708
What could you possibly
be basing this on?
299
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,812
My gut-- I didn't get this far
without trusting my instincts.
300
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,313
I'm sorry, son.
301
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:28,615
I think it's best if you
just leave the picnic now.
302
00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:34,187
They have some sort of foil
if you want to wrap that up.
303
00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,830
I'm so sorry, Malcolm.
I just started talking
304
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:45,632
and I couldn't stop and I
said all those mean things.
305
00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,968
I didn't even
mean half of them.
306
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:51,238
Who am I to say that
your kids will be screwed up?
307
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,673
I mean, you might not
even have kids.
308
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,075
Are you okay?
309
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,846
I think I can stop crying now.
310
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,347
Can you hand me more leaves?
311
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,449
Oh, Malcolm...
312
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,517
No, really,
I'll be fine.
313
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:08,021
No, Malcolm,
that's poison oak.
314
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,692
Of course it is.
315
00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:28,976
Aw, geez, guys-- my bad.
316
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,178
How could I have done that?!
317
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,480
Ah, don't beat
yourself up, buddy.
318
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:34,948
We all make mistakes.
319
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:37,350
Shake it off.
320
00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:38,551
You're doing your best.
321
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,289
Eric, I'm doing terrible.
322
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,391
Why is everybody
being so nice to me?
323
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,026
You're doing
your best, man.
324
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,294
You're part of
the team now.
325
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,029
Good or bad,
we're in this together.
326
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,566
Okay, it looks
like you boys
327
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,735
have all the items
on the list here,
328
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:58,505
plus a wallet,
a girl's bracelet and a fork.
329
00:13:58,538 --> 00:13:59,639
Just give us
the hundred bucks.
330
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:00,573
There you go.
331
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:02,375
Thanks.
332
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:03,776
Now, how about
we separate you two?
333
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,788
I'll miss you.
334
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,496
Nice.
335
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:26,833
Mom, you don't
have to hold on to me.
336
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,835
I'll be good.
337
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:29,937
Okay.
Lois...
338
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,039
You don't have to thank me.
339
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,107
Let me just enjoy the rest
of the picnic with my family.
340
00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,875
You told my husband
that I was insane?
341
00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,710
You told him that
I should be committed?
342
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,679
I didn't say that.
And how does letting him
343
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,449
videotape us in bed
help our marriage?
344
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,317
What?! I didn't tell...
345
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,355
Listen, lady,
you got to stop this!
346
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,756
I don't have time for
347
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,124
my own family's problems
348
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:53,293
without listening
to you two nutcases!
349
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,262
So, why don't you just...
350
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,834
I don't think you understood me.
351
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,183
Oh!
352
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:25,358
Ow!
353
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:34,001
Oh!
354
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:38,865
Come on, buddy,
this is it!
355
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,633
We can do this!
Just get in there!
356
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,469
You know, I don't think I can...
357
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,437
Eric, there's something
I got to tell...
358
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,048
Damn it, get up!
359
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:56,549
Do something!
360
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:11,131
No!
361
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,091
Eric, you okay?
362
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:41,161
:
Someone took the cup
out of my jock.
363
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:43,563
I'll be fine.
364
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:46,433
Just win this thing.
365
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,106
Now, just to be clear,
366
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,342
I'm not looking for
anything long-term here.
367
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:25,705
♪
368
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,967
♪
369
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:16,389
Yes!
370
00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:23,230
Yeah!
371
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:24,864
You did it, man!
372
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,199
Way to go!
373
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,034
Let me collect my money
374
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,903
so we can treat Francis
the way he deserves.
375
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:34,874
You know, there's a funny story
about that money.
376
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:41,013
You boys did all right.
377
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,815
Yeah, it was pretty fun.
378
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,984
Hey, Francis, how
you doing out there?
379
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,255
Well, cold!
380
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,822
Won't be much longer.
381
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:52,392
There's a kid's skating party
in a half-hour!
382
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,434
Dewey!
383
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,155
Dewey, is that... Oh, my God!
384
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,396
Dewey, get away from there.
385
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:33,900
All right, all right.
386
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,935
Everything's going to be
all right.
387
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,070
Come on, baby.
388
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:39,939
Come to...
389
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,541
Mama!
390
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,875
Everything's going
to be okay.
391
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,243
Everything's going to be okay.
392
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:45,412
Everything's going to be...
393
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,980
Who was that idiot
who just pulled out
394
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,616
and flipped everyone off?
395
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:50,817
That's Pratt, sir.
396
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,285
He starts this week.
397
00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,954
No, no, the only thing
he starts this week
398
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,789
is a long lifetime
of misery.
399
00:20:56,823 --> 00:21:00,259
You have our friends at
the IRS give him a call.
400
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:05,432
So maybe we can hang out
sometime or something.
401
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,434
I mean, when you're better.
402
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:08,768
Oh, come on, Malcolm.
403
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,002
It's not that bad.
404
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,305
Give me a smile.
405
00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:14,307
Are you smiling?
406
00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:16,309
I can't tell.
407
00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:19,846
I'm smiling.
408
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:31,324
Well, that went
better than expected.
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