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Oh... 14 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:10,453 Morning. 15 00:03:10,533 --> 00:03:12,453 - Morning, darling. - Hello, Joy. 16 00:03:12,533 --> 00:03:14,773 You are making a noise this morning. 17 00:03:14,853 --> 00:03:16,373 Hello, hello. What's up? 18 00:03:16,453 --> 00:03:18,573 Bwaaaaah! 19 00:03:18,653 --> 00:03:20,053 Yes, you are. 20 00:03:20,733 --> 00:03:21,853 Waaaah! 21 00:03:21,933 --> 00:03:23,533 Come on. Oh, what's the matter? 22 00:03:23,613 --> 00:03:24,853 Hey, Mum. 23 00:03:26,173 --> 00:03:28,773 - You all right? - I forgot why I opened the fridge. 24 00:03:28,853 --> 00:03:33,213 You're... dressed. You going somewhere today? 25 00:03:34,653 --> 00:03:37,653 I didn't tell you? I've got a job interview. 26 00:03:38,293 --> 00:03:41,693 It's to host a new radio show about sex. 27 00:03:41,773 --> 00:03:44,333 Well, do you think it's a good idea? 28 00:03:44,413 --> 00:03:46,453 - To be going back to work? - Oh... 29 00:03:46,533 --> 00:03:48,893 Oh, it's just cabbage leaves. It's all right. 30 00:03:48,973 --> 00:03:49,973 I, uh... 31 00:03:50,813 --> 00:03:52,293 I've got a blocked duct. 32 00:03:52,373 --> 00:03:53,453 - They help. - Okay, well... 33 00:03:53,493 --> 00:03:55,373 I just think it might be a bit soon. 34 00:03:55,453 --> 00:03:58,173 I had a baby, darling. Not a lobotomy. 35 00:03:58,253 --> 00:04:01,373 My agent thinks it's a good opportunity. 36 00:04:01,453 --> 00:04:02,453 Coffee. 37 00:04:03,053 --> 00:04:04,133 Right. 38 00:04:04,653 --> 00:04:06,573 Oh, bollocks. 39 00:04:07,493 --> 00:04:09,111 Do you mind popping to the shop with Joy 40 00:04:09,112 --> 00:04:11,293 while I'm gone and picking some up? 41 00:04:11,373 --> 00:04:14,453 Maybe some... wet wipes, and... I'll send you a list. 42 00:04:14,533 --> 00:04:18,173 Well, actually, Mum, it's my first day at the new school, remember? 43 00:04:18,253 --> 00:04:19,533 - What, today? - Uh-huh. 44 00:04:19,613 --> 00:04:22,373 - I totally forgot. - Yeah, I should get going. 45 00:04:22,453 --> 00:04:24,213 But if you need me to stay... 46 00:04:24,293 --> 00:04:26,293 No, we'll be fine. Don't be silly. 47 00:04:26,893 --> 00:04:28,453 We'll be fine! I'm fine! 48 00:04:28,533 --> 00:04:29,773 We'll be fine. 49 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:31,813 - Bye. - Bye. Don't worry. 50 00:04:33,013 --> 00:04:34,013 Fuck! 51 00:04:39,733 --> 00:04:41,973 - Morning. - Good morning. 52 00:04:42,533 --> 00:04:44,013 Wow, that's a new one. 53 00:04:44,733 --> 00:04:49,733 - You look amazing. - Thank you... look tired. 54 00:04:51,013 --> 00:04:52,653 What were you up all night doin'? 55 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,173 Hey. Heeeey! 56 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:56,493 - Uh-huh! - Uh-huh! 57 00:04:56,573 --> 00:04:59,013 - Uh-huh! - Uh-heeeey! 58 00:04:59,093 --> 00:05:00,453 Very profesh. 59 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:02,893 - So it's my new free... - Uh-huh. 60 00:05:02,973 --> 00:05:05,333 ... totally transparent sex therapy clinic. 61 00:05:05,413 --> 00:05:06,973 - Ah! - You were right. 62 00:05:07,053 --> 00:05:08,533 I don't wanna give up helping people. 63 00:05:08,613 --> 00:05:12,053 And I know it sounds silly, but I think therapy is my calling. 64 00:05:12,133 --> 00:05:13,573 Oh-ho-ho! 65 00:05:13,653 --> 00:05:15,853 - Oh, I'm so proud of you. - Thanks, man. 66 00:05:15,933 --> 00:05:17,693 Aww! Come on. 67 00:05:17,773 --> 00:05:20,413 - I am shitting myself. - Why? 68 00:05:20,493 --> 00:05:22,853 Well, what if people think that we're losers again? 69 00:05:22,933 --> 00:05:23,933 We're not. 70 00:05:24,013 --> 00:05:25,685 We're literally different people now. 71 00:05:25,686 --> 00:05:28,333 We're confident. We know who we are. 72 00:05:28,413 --> 00:05:29,813 - Mmm. - We're the cool guys. 73 00:05:29,893 --> 00:05:31,093 Mmm. 74 00:05:32,653 --> 00:05:33,653 Oh. 75 00:05:40,453 --> 00:05:42,933 This is my voice six months on testosterone. 76 00:05:43,653 --> 00:05:47,733 List of pros. My eyebrows are bushier. 77 00:05:48,293 --> 00:05:52,493 I have some facial hair coming in, which feels amazing. 78 00:05:52,573 --> 00:05:53,973 Shoulders getting broader. 79 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:57,293 Cons. Still sweating a lot and have some dry skin patches. 80 00:05:57,373 --> 00:06:02,133 My sex drive is out of control. 81 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:12,573 Oh! Whew! Ooh! 82 00:06:21,933 --> 00:06:24,653 Three point five. 83 00:06:24,733 --> 00:06:25,933 Had better. 84 00:06:26,653 --> 00:06:28,133 Ooh! 85 00:06:36,453 --> 00:06:37,533 Aah! 86 00:06:38,253 --> 00:06:39,413 We might... 87 00:06:40,533 --> 00:06:42,213 need to start gettin'... 88 00:06:42,893 --> 00:06:44,133 the bus. 89 00:06:47,213 --> 00:06:49,533 So I was texting Maeve. 90 00:06:50,773 --> 00:06:53,093 - She sent me a nude. - What? 91 00:06:53,173 --> 00:06:55,653 Oatcake! Oh my God! That's huge! 92 00:06:55,733 --> 00:06:57,773 - I haven't responded yet. - Are you mad? 93 00:06:57,853 --> 00:07:00,173 - Stop yelling! - No! You have to send one back. 94 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,669 - There's sexting etiquette! - Yeah... 95 00:07:01,693 --> 00:07:04,333 - You can't leave her hanging. - Okay! I know! I know! I've... 96 00:07:04,413 --> 00:07:05,773 I took a load of pictures. 97 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:08,493 And I just didn't send any. I hated them. 98 00:07:08,573 --> 00:07:11,733 - I don't like nudes. I... I feel anxious... - Oh my God. I don't get it. 99 00:07:11,813 --> 00:07:13,973 I send dick pics all the time. No big deal. 100 00:07:14,053 --> 00:07:15,413 Who are you sending them to? 101 00:07:15,493 --> 00:07:17,573 Oh, I've been on a couple of dating apps! 102 00:07:17,653 --> 00:07:20,493 But all the hot, interesting people live so far away. 103 00:07:20,573 --> 00:07:23,093 But there's this gay night at the Labour Club. 104 00:07:24,173 --> 00:07:26,653 - You wanna come? Be my wingman? - Sure. 105 00:07:26,733 --> 00:07:28,413 - Yay! - Yeah, I will come. 106 00:07:28,493 --> 00:07:29,733 But what should I wear? 107 00:07:29,813 --> 00:07:32,133 Um, preferably something without baby sick. 108 00:07:33,693 --> 00:07:36,013 Do I have b... Ugh! Why didn't you say anything? 109 00:07:36,093 --> 00:07:37,933 - Because it's very funny. - No, it's not! 110 00:07:38,013 --> 00:07:39,893 It's dripping down my back! 111 00:07:44,973 --> 00:07:47,013 - Wow! - Wow! 112 00:07:47,853 --> 00:07:50,013 Oh my God! 113 00:07:50,573 --> 00:07:52,493 - Hmm! - Aha! 114 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:53,772 - Hah! - A-hey! 115 00:07:53,773 --> 00:07:54,773 Heh! 116 00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:57,453 - It's like Amsterdam. - But in space. 117 00:07:58,013 --> 00:07:59,333 And everyone seems happy. 118 00:07:59,413 --> 00:08:00,693 - Hi. - Hi. 119 00:08:02,613 --> 00:08:03,853 And queer. 120 00:08:05,173 --> 00:08:07,173 No stopping in the bike lane. 121 00:08:08,333 --> 00:08:09,373 Super queer. 122 00:08:10,533 --> 00:08:13,253 - "No stopping in the bike lane." - "Wah wah wah!" 123 00:08:14,053 --> 00:08:15,053 Come on! 124 00:08:15,133 --> 00:08:16,453 - Oh my God, Aimee! - Hey! 125 00:08:16,533 --> 00:08:18,053 Hiya, crumpets. 126 00:08:19,213 --> 00:08:21,293 - I haven't seen you in... - Oh my gosh! 127 00:08:24,293 --> 00:08:25,853 This is a no-car zone. 128 00:08:28,493 --> 00:08:32,413 - Where am I supposed to park, then? - There's a car park across the road. 129 00:08:36,653 --> 00:08:37,733 Um... 130 00:08:38,973 --> 00:08:41,133 - Uh, she was rude. - Yes! 131 00:08:41,653 --> 00:08:42,653 Are you okay? 132 00:08:43,213 --> 00:08:44,973 - Yes. Yeah. - Yeah? 133 00:08:45,053 --> 00:08:47,213 I mean, thank you for saving my life! 134 00:08:47,293 --> 00:08:48,653 - I'll see you around. - Bye. 135 00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:52,053 Well. Ruby's back. 136 00:08:52,133 --> 00:08:53,413 Aah. 137 00:08:53,493 --> 00:08:56,213 I wonder where Anwar and Olivia are. They usually move as a pack. 138 00:08:56,293 --> 00:08:58,573 I think they went to Taylor's Secondary in Northbury. 139 00:08:58,653 --> 00:08:59,773 Oh. 140 00:08:59,853 --> 00:09:01,773 - Don't you usually have a car? - Yeah, I do. 141 00:09:01,853 --> 00:09:03,470 I let a family of squirrels live in it, 142 00:09:03,471 --> 00:09:05,373 and now it's having loads of repairs. 143 00:09:08,293 --> 00:09:09,333 Shall we? 144 00:09:09,413 --> 00:09:10,773 The time has come. 145 00:09:10,853 --> 00:09:12,013 - Come on, Eric. - I know. 146 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:13,893 - Gonna be late. - I'm coming. 147 00:09:18,813 --> 00:09:21,013 - Whoo! - Well, this is different. 148 00:09:21,533 --> 00:09:24,333 Oh my God! Is that a slide? 149 00:09:25,453 --> 00:09:26,453 Wow! 150 00:09:27,173 --> 00:09:28,253 This is kind of cool. 151 00:09:29,093 --> 00:09:31,813 - Apparently, it's all student-led. - Yes! 152 00:09:31,893 --> 00:09:33,093 Look at that! 153 00:09:34,013 --> 00:09:35,653 - Right. I could say that... - Yeah. 154 00:09:37,413 --> 00:09:39,013 Have you played before? 155 00:09:39,093 --> 00:09:42,293 My God. And all the gays, everywhere. 156 00:09:42,813 --> 00:09:44,515 Starting a new school in the middle of the year 157 00:09:44,516 --> 00:09:46,613 is statistically very bad. 158 00:09:46,693 --> 00:09:48,893 That's why me and Eugene called things off. 159 00:09:48,973 --> 00:09:51,493 We need to focus and stay serious about the future. 160 00:09:53,173 --> 00:09:56,133 Can I have all the Moordale students over here, please? 161 00:09:58,653 --> 00:10:01,133 - Okay. Hello, everyone. - Car park's miles away. 162 00:10:01,213 --> 00:10:04,229 - Can't do that every day. Not in heels. - Sh, sh. Don't interrupt the Coven. 163 00:10:04,253 --> 00:10:07,133 Hello. Welcome to Cavendish College. My name is Abbi. 164 00:10:07,213 --> 00:10:09,613 This is Aisha and my boyfriend, Roman. 165 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:11,213 And we're your sixth form reps. 166 00:10:11,293 --> 00:10:14,053 We have got some tablets to hand out to you all. 167 00:10:14,133 --> 00:10:15,813 Ooh, that's a bit fancy. 168 00:10:16,973 --> 00:10:22,933 You will find your schedule, uh, on our social media platform, Dolly. 169 00:10:23,533 --> 00:10:25,603 It doesn't look like I'm in the top sets. 170 00:10:25,604 --> 00:10:26,804 How do you rank your students? 171 00:10:26,853 --> 00:10:28,093 We don't. 172 00:10:28,173 --> 00:10:31,453 We believe if one person does well, then we all do well. 173 00:10:31,533 --> 00:10:33,253 - Aww! - We have mock exams. 174 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,373 That makes zero sense. 175 00:10:34,453 --> 00:10:37,133 - Why don't we talk about it later? - But it doesn't make sense. 176 00:10:37,213 --> 00:10:41,133 Anyway, grab your Cavendish tote bags and your reusable water bottles. 177 00:10:41,213 --> 00:10:43,693 Then I'll take you on a little tour. Follow me! 178 00:10:48,373 --> 00:10:51,813 There's daily meditation, silent discos, 179 00:10:51,893 --> 00:10:54,373 sound baths, and yoga on offer 180 00:10:54,453 --> 00:10:57,693 'cause we believe your mental health matters. 181 00:10:57,773 --> 00:11:00,093 Oh, and Cavendish is a gossip-free zone. 182 00:11:00,173 --> 00:11:01,314 Talking behind each other's backs 183 00:11:01,315 --> 00:11:03,533 is not a healthy learning environment. 184 00:11:04,133 --> 00:11:05,773 We encourage students 185 00:11:05,853 --> 00:11:10,933 to help with cleaning, gardening, and community fundraising. 186 00:11:11,973 --> 00:11:15,333 Our motto is, "Why be mean when you could be green?" 187 00:11:17,373 --> 00:11:19,453 Christ. 188 00:11:19,533 --> 00:11:22,733 Our facilities are obviously gender-neutral. 189 00:11:22,813 --> 00:11:25,573 We just want everyone to feel comfortable in themselves. 190 00:11:27,013 --> 00:11:29,733 Awake, and see that people are sleeping. 191 00:11:29,813 --> 00:11:31,853 It's time to bang your drum 192 00:11:31,933 --> 00:11:34,053 and make them open their eyes. 193 00:11:34,133 --> 00:11:35,758 Speakers' Corner is here for students 194 00:11:35,759 --> 00:11:37,893 to express themselves freely at any time. 195 00:11:37,973 --> 00:11:40,853 Your voice matters to Cavendish, and we wanna hear from you. 196 00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:42,373 Does anyone have any questions? 197 00:11:42,453 --> 00:11:45,655 Hi. Yeah. Um, I want to set up a service on campus. 198 00:11:45,656 --> 00:11:46,656 Who should I speak with? 199 00:11:47,413 --> 00:11:50,573 No one. I suggest booking a room and making it happen. 200 00:11:52,093 --> 00:11:53,133 - I'm Otis. - And I'm Eric. 201 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,493 I'm doing a free sex therapy service on campus. 202 00:11:55,573 --> 00:11:58,053 - Free sex therapy today. - Lunchtime. Please pop down. 203 00:11:58,133 --> 00:11:59,893 - Free sex therapy. - One for you... 204 00:11:59,973 --> 00:12:03,253 - Complete confidentiality. No? - Just keep it. Just keep it. 205 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,533 Erectile dysfunction? No? 206 00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:09,653 - This guy is the walking Kama Sutra. - Hello. 207 00:12:09,733 --> 00:12:12,613 If you have discharge, vaginismus... 208 00:12:12,693 --> 00:12:17,253 Oh, look. It's my favorite person. And the sparkly Pied Piper. 209 00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:18,933 - Aww! - What are you doing here, Isaac? 210 00:12:19,013 --> 00:12:21,413 I started last term. Finishing my A-levels. 211 00:12:21,493 --> 00:12:23,693 You should check out Otis's clinic. 212 00:12:23,773 --> 00:12:26,493 It's completely free. On the first floor. 213 00:12:27,053 --> 00:12:29,893 With all due respect, I won't be talking to you about my penis. 214 00:12:30,573 --> 00:12:32,493 - Fine. - The school's paperless, by the way. 215 00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:34,133 Sh... 216 00:12:35,373 --> 00:12:36,733 - No! No, no, no! - Yes! Yes! 217 00:12:36,813 --> 00:12:38,653 That's my whole promotional plan! 218 00:12:38,733 --> 00:12:41,093 Otis, we cannot be seen as tree killers. 219 00:12:41,773 --> 00:12:43,333 Please remember to recycle. 220 00:12:43,413 --> 00:12:46,373 - Oh my God. I'm so sorry. I'm so... - No worries. No worries. 221 00:12:48,533 --> 00:12:51,013 Do you need help settin' up at your clinic today? 222 00:12:51,093 --> 00:12:52,293 No, I should be fine. 223 00:12:52,373 --> 00:12:53,933 They prefer it sort of one-on-one. 224 00:12:54,013 --> 00:12:55,293 - Keeps it anonymous. - Mmm. 225 00:12:55,373 --> 00:12:58,213 - You gonna be okay on your own? - Yeah! Yeah, course. 226 00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:01,293 - I'll see you later. Mmm! - Cool. 227 00:13:01,373 --> 00:13:04,693 Oh, remember to reply to Maeve. It'll be awkward if you don't. 228 00:13:04,773 --> 00:13:06,733 - I know. - Just send her your dick. 229 00:13:06,813 --> 00:13:09,613 - Shut up. - Just send it. Root to tip. 230 00:13:09,693 --> 00:13:10,893 - Get in the toilet. - Shut up. 231 00:13:10,933 --> 00:13:12,733 - Have a little rub. Okay? - Eric! 232 00:13:29,413 --> 00:13:31,133 Oh God! Sorry. 233 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:41,213 Oh, for fuck's sake! 234 00:13:41,293 --> 00:13:43,493 - That didn't sound good. Are we stuck? - Yep. 235 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:47,093 They've got enough money for a meditation room, 236 00:13:47,173 --> 00:13:49,853 but not for a lift that works. 237 00:13:49,933 --> 00:13:53,213 I've complained so many times. 238 00:13:59,413 --> 00:14:00,613 You don't remember me, do you? 239 00:14:02,813 --> 00:14:03,813 Isaac. 240 00:14:04,213 --> 00:14:06,133 Maeve's sort of ex. 241 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:07,453 Isaac! 242 00:14:07,533 --> 00:14:09,133 Oh! 243 00:14:09,213 --> 00:14:11,573 Sorry. I'm good with names, not faces. 244 00:14:11,653 --> 00:14:13,573 - What class are you off to? - Art. 245 00:14:14,293 --> 00:14:16,133 - Same. - I switched from history. 246 00:14:16,213 --> 00:14:18,253 I've never done art, but I'm reading this book 247 00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:19,923 that says art can help process trauma, 248 00:14:19,924 --> 00:14:22,533 and I'm on a healing journey, so... 249 00:14:25,293 --> 00:14:27,853 Oh, is that why you do art? 250 00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:30,413 To process trauma? 'Cause you're disabled. 251 00:14:32,013 --> 00:14:34,333 Yes, I'm looking to find catharsis 252 00:14:34,413 --> 00:14:37,493 from the daily emotional torture of being in a wheelchair 253 00:14:37,573 --> 00:14:40,933 through the magical outlet of painting. 254 00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:42,013 Really? 255 00:14:42,493 --> 00:14:43,493 So, it helps? 256 00:14:43,573 --> 00:14:45,693 I don't need anything to help, 257 00:14:45,773 --> 00:14:47,733 because I'm actually very happy with my life. 258 00:14:47,813 --> 00:14:49,773 I do art because I like painting. 259 00:14:49,853 --> 00:14:52,093 But thank you very much for your ableist projection. 260 00:14:55,293 --> 00:14:58,253 Did I just say the wrong thing? 261 00:15:02,053 --> 00:15:04,293 Kind of wish I'd taken the stairs. 262 00:15:05,453 --> 00:15:06,533 Me too. 263 00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:16,773 - Yeah. - Colorful. 264 00:15:16,853 --> 00:15:17,973 Yeah, yeah. 265 00:15:18,573 --> 00:15:20,533 Headmaster Groff! 266 00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:22,053 Sor... Um... 267 00:15:22,653 --> 00:15:23,653 You just... 268 00:15:25,173 --> 00:15:26,533 uh... scared me. 269 00:15:26,613 --> 00:15:28,653 "Mr. Groff" is fine. 270 00:15:28,733 --> 00:15:31,252 I'm substitute teaching now. It's my first day. 271 00:15:31,253 --> 00:15:32,292 Oh. 272 00:15:32,293 --> 00:15:34,253 Did Adam start today as well? 273 00:15:35,773 --> 00:15:37,413 I don't know. 274 00:15:38,213 --> 00:15:41,133 Um, we're... we're not really friends anymore. 275 00:15:41,773 --> 00:15:42,773 Right. 276 00:15:43,293 --> 00:15:44,293 Very good. 277 00:15:44,294 --> 00:15:45,613 I'm still debating... 278 00:15:45,693 --> 00:15:47,293 - Oh yeah. - I really want... 279 00:15:47,373 --> 00:15:48,749 - Uh, do you want... - Uh... just... 280 00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:49,853 - Take a... - Seat. 281 00:15:49,933 --> 00:15:50,933 - Mm-hmm. - Uh, yeah. 282 00:15:52,853 --> 00:15:54,653 All right, maybe, maybe. 283 00:15:54,733 --> 00:15:55,733 Hi. 284 00:15:55,733 --> 00:15:56,733 Hey. 285 00:16:03,813 --> 00:16:06,733 Let's take the register... 286 00:16:06,813 --> 00:16:08,373 We sign in with Dolly, sir. 287 00:16:08,453 --> 00:16:10,093 Is that the school receptionist? 288 00:16:10,173 --> 00:16:11,373 No, it's this... 289 00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:16,253 Um... Mmm. Uh... 290 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,293 I assume you're all familiar with algebra. 291 00:16:22,373 --> 00:16:24,173 - And algebraic equations... - Sir. 292 00:16:24,253 --> 00:16:25,813 - Huh? - It's a projector screen. 293 00:16:27,893 --> 00:16:29,293 Ohh... 294 00:16:29,373 --> 00:16:30,893 Ahem. 295 00:16:32,373 --> 00:16:35,933 So, um, you will need to be able to expand 296 00:16:36,013 --> 00:16:38,653 productions of algebraic expressions 297 00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:41,413 and factorize quadratic expressions. 298 00:16:41,493 --> 00:16:44,013 Excuse me, sir. My tablet isn't working. 299 00:16:44,093 --> 00:16:47,653 Can we just wait a second? I really don't wanna get behind. 300 00:16:48,253 --> 00:16:49,693 Um, I'll take notes for you. 301 00:16:50,413 --> 00:16:51,413 Thanks. 302 00:16:51,933 --> 00:16:53,053 It's fine. 303 00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:54,584 So I thought it would be a good idea 304 00:16:54,585 --> 00:16:57,533 to do a refresher on completing the square. 305 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:15,133 Like, I am a huge fan. 306 00:17:15,213 --> 00:17:16,733 He's a visionary. 307 00:17:16,813 --> 00:17:19,293 I just can't believe he wrote this when he was 25. 308 00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:20,573 He's a mad genius. 309 00:17:20,653 --> 00:17:23,853 I heard his last intern got selected for the Growcott Prize. 310 00:17:23,933 --> 00:17:26,893 - What intern? - Oh, Maeve. You're so naive sometimes. 311 00:17:27,493 --> 00:17:29,813 Every year he chooses someone to be his intern. 312 00:17:29,893 --> 00:17:32,813 He mentors them, and they almost always get published. 313 00:17:32,893 --> 00:17:34,933 We all know Tyrone's gonna get it. 314 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,933 Hey, what about me? 315 00:17:39,413 --> 00:17:40,413 So... 316 00:17:41,813 --> 00:17:43,853 How many of you wanna be writers? 317 00:17:46,053 --> 00:17:49,453 How many of you are thinking about writing your novel already? 318 00:17:50,893 --> 00:17:54,213 Okay. So here are some home truths. 319 00:17:54,293 --> 00:17:57,893 Only a handful of you will be talented enough to write well, 320 00:17:57,973 --> 00:18:01,453 and even fewer of you will write anything that will earn you any money. 321 00:18:01,533 --> 00:18:03,213 Sorry, sir. 322 00:18:05,213 --> 00:18:08,573 In future, if you are late to this class, you will not be let in. 323 00:18:08,653 --> 00:18:12,573 I think they had you read my book, Blood on a Rainbow Maze. 324 00:18:14,373 --> 00:18:15,373 Any thoughts? 325 00:18:17,773 --> 00:18:19,613 I think it's your masterpiece. 326 00:18:19,693 --> 00:18:24,213 It's so vibrant, an incendiary allegory for unregulated capitalism. 327 00:18:29,013 --> 00:18:30,293 Do you disagree? 328 00:18:31,453 --> 00:18:33,493 No. No, I liked it. 329 00:18:33,573 --> 00:18:37,293 I, uh... I preferred your first novel, Night Tales. 330 00:18:37,973 --> 00:18:40,733 I thought the relationship between the mother and the son was 331 00:18:40,813 --> 00:18:42,533 really complicated and quite moving. 332 00:18:43,813 --> 00:18:44,813 Hmm. 333 00:18:45,773 --> 00:18:49,053 Not many people have read that book. And you're right. 334 00:18:49,133 --> 00:18:52,693 Rainbow Maze is a pile of shit compared. 335 00:18:52,773 --> 00:18:54,653 Although the critics seem to like it. 336 00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:55,933 But with Night Tales, 337 00:18:56,013 --> 00:18:58,973 it was actually quite a painful experience to write, 338 00:18:59,053 --> 00:19:03,253 but I believe that writing is supposed to cost us something. 339 00:19:04,053 --> 00:19:08,293 So as you begin to explore your ideas for these novels in my class, 340 00:19:08,373 --> 00:19:11,533 I want to remind you that this will not be easy. 341 00:19:11,613 --> 00:19:14,893 We'll be reading your first chapters in the next class. 342 00:19:15,973 --> 00:19:17,733 Okay, let's move on. 343 00:19:17,813 --> 00:19:20,293 What do we mean when we talk... Ahem. 344 00:19:23,973 --> 00:19:25,773 - Sorry. - Mm-hmm. 345 00:19:28,493 --> 00:19:30,893 Can I see that for a sec? 346 00:19:30,973 --> 00:19:32,453 - Yeah. - Thank you so much. 347 00:19:35,213 --> 00:19:38,133 Now, where was I? 348 00:19:43,853 --> 00:19:45,133 Great eyes. 349 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,173 - Lovely detail. - Thanks. 350 00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:53,413 I love the way you're playing with form and light. 351 00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:54,533 That's very nice. 352 00:19:56,053 --> 00:19:58,533 Oh, that's interesting. 353 00:19:58,613 --> 00:19:59,613 What is it? 354 00:20:00,093 --> 00:20:01,093 It's boobs. 355 00:20:02,093 --> 00:20:03,253 So it is. 356 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:06,413 Remember, you don't have to be so... literal. 357 00:20:09,733 --> 00:20:10,733 Oh. 358 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,053 - That's good. - Thanks, miss. 359 00:20:15,253 --> 00:20:16,853 Very sensual. 360 00:20:19,533 --> 00:20:20,533 Right there. 361 00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:23,253 Lovely texture. 362 00:20:29,213 --> 00:20:30,853 Ooh, I like that. 363 00:20:31,453 --> 00:20:34,293 Keep going. Yes! Yes! 364 00:20:36,173 --> 00:20:37,253 May I be excused? 365 00:20:43,413 --> 00:20:45,653 What's wrong with you? Oh fuck. 366 00:21:07,973 --> 00:21:10,053 - Hello. - Hello, Maureen. Hi. 367 00:21:10,133 --> 00:21:11,733 Uh, I know it's a long shot, 368 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:14,773 but you wouldn't be able to take Joy for a couple of hours? 369 00:21:14,853 --> 00:21:16,733 - Would you? - Oh, Jean, I'd love to, 370 00:21:16,813 --> 00:21:18,853 but I've got my self-defense class, 371 00:21:18,933 --> 00:21:21,213 and I'm getting a belt today, so... 372 00:21:21,293 --> 00:21:25,572 - Any other time, I'd be there in a flash. - All right, well, um, thanks anyway. 373 00:21:25,573 --> 00:21:26,573 It was short notice. 374 00:21:26,574 --> 00:21:27,829 - Is everything all right? - Yeah! 375 00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:30,453 Yeah. No, I'm fine. It's all good. 376 00:21:30,533 --> 00:21:32,533 Okay, thanks. I'd better run. Bye. 377 00:21:32,613 --> 00:21:34,413 Oh, okay. Bye. 378 00:21:37,533 --> 00:21:41,613 I picked up these from the Jobcentre for you. 379 00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:44,813 Adam, I respect your decision to not go back to school. 380 00:21:44,893 --> 00:21:46,493 It isn't for everyone. 381 00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:48,493 But you can't sit around all day eating cereal 382 00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:50,813 and looking at pictures of your ex-boyfriend. 383 00:22:19,973 --> 00:22:23,573 Hi, sir. I'm so sorry about my phone. It won't happen again, promise. 384 00:22:23,653 --> 00:22:26,213 - Maeve Wiley, right? - Yeah. 385 00:22:26,293 --> 00:22:27,830 I heard your application was impressive. 386 00:22:27,831 --> 00:22:29,373 Look forward to reading your chapter. 387 00:22:31,813 --> 00:22:34,973 - He knew about your application. - He also threw my phone out. 388 00:22:35,053 --> 00:22:37,093 - Who was calling you, anyway? - My mum. 389 00:22:37,173 --> 00:22:39,213 Oh, nice that she checks up on you. 390 00:22:39,293 --> 00:22:40,773 - Are you close? - Not really, no. 391 00:22:41,373 --> 00:22:43,973 - She's a drug addict. - Your mum is a drug addict? 392 00:22:44,053 --> 00:22:45,053 Yeah. 393 00:22:45,133 --> 00:22:47,430 Well, you're gonna have so much cool stuff 394 00:22:47,431 --> 00:22:48,549 to write about for this class. 395 00:22:48,573 --> 00:22:50,413 I don't think you can say that. 396 00:22:51,013 --> 00:22:52,215 I don't think I agree with the whole 397 00:22:52,216 --> 00:22:54,293 "writing should cost you something." 398 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,533 Feel like stories can just be stories. 399 00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:58,293 I found it. 400 00:23:03,573 --> 00:23:06,053 Hypothetically speaking, if you'd sent an intimate picture 401 00:23:06,133 --> 00:23:07,853 to the person you're kind of dating, 402 00:23:07,933 --> 00:23:09,813 and they hadn't replied, what would you do? 403 00:23:09,893 --> 00:23:10,893 Dump him. 404 00:23:11,893 --> 00:23:13,973 I can't. He's not technically my boyfriend. 405 00:23:14,053 --> 00:23:15,173 Ghost him, then. 406 00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:17,893 But what if he's ghosting her? 407 00:23:23,213 --> 00:23:24,733 Okay. 408 00:23:48,493 --> 00:23:50,613 Please take a seat. Please, take a seat. 409 00:23:52,613 --> 00:23:54,893 How can I help? How can I help you today? 410 00:24:09,253 --> 00:24:12,333 The thing is, our ratings are going down. 411 00:24:12,413 --> 00:24:14,562 Nothing dramatic. It's just everyone's listening 412 00:24:14,563 --> 00:24:16,053 to "podcasts" these days. 413 00:24:16,133 --> 00:24:20,893 So we really need this show to be a little on the spicier side, 414 00:24:20,973 --> 00:24:23,413 um, you know, to hook in new listeners. 415 00:24:23,493 --> 00:24:27,373 So, do you have any ideas? 416 00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:30,933 Well, yes. 417 00:24:31,013 --> 00:24:34,453 My sessions with my clients can be really quite dramatic, 418 00:24:34,533 --> 00:24:38,893 so I was thinking that we could recreate that one-on-one atmosphere, 419 00:24:38,973 --> 00:24:40,253 but live on air. 420 00:24:40,333 --> 00:24:42,373 - Katie! What? Why? You okay? - Oh. 421 00:24:42,453 --> 00:24:45,613 She... she asked me to watch her kid, but now it won't stop crying. 422 00:24:46,213 --> 00:24:48,293 Sorry. I couldn't find childcare. 423 00:24:48,373 --> 00:24:50,453 Oh, no worries. 424 00:24:50,533 --> 00:24:52,413 So, is it just gonna be a basic call-in show? 425 00:24:52,493 --> 00:24:55,213 Uh, no, no, no. Not... not basic at all, actually. 426 00:24:55,293 --> 00:24:58,893 Uh it could be really unfiltered, raw, 427 00:24:58,973 --> 00:25:01,012 and, well, potentially... 428 00:25:01,013 --> 00:25:02,013 Oh, sorry. 429 00:25:02,014 --> 00:25:06,653 - Do you wanna do this another time? - No. No, this is perfect. Perfect timing. 430 00:25:06,733 --> 00:25:09,293 Actually, what I was trying to say is, uh... 431 00:25:09,373 --> 00:25:10,493 There you go. 432 00:25:10,573 --> 00:25:13,373 What I was trying to say is that, um... 433 00:25:13,453 --> 00:25:16,653 you know, listening to real people's sexual problems 434 00:25:16,733 --> 00:25:19,573 can be quite, you know, quite exciting. 435 00:25:19,653 --> 00:25:21,093 Wildly exciting. 436 00:25:21,173 --> 00:25:25,333 And it can even demystify the listeners' own relationships. 437 00:25:25,413 --> 00:25:29,813 And that's something I'm quite committed to in my... in my work. 438 00:25:33,413 --> 00:25:35,173 - I love it. - Oh. 439 00:25:35,253 --> 00:25:38,933 Yeah! Look, I loved your book. I... I dig your vibe. 440 00:25:39,013 --> 00:25:41,413 Um... Can you start this week? 441 00:25:43,053 --> 00:25:45,093 Um... Sorry. 442 00:25:45,173 --> 00:25:47,533 Um, I didn't know that it would be so quick. 443 00:25:47,613 --> 00:25:50,190 See, Joy is only eight weeks old, and... 444 00:25:50,191 --> 00:25:52,413 Do you think you could give me more time? 445 00:25:52,493 --> 00:25:55,453 No. We have to fill the slot. This is a now thing. 446 00:25:55,533 --> 00:25:59,173 - We can keep you in mind for another time. - No. I can start immediately. 447 00:25:59,253 --> 00:26:01,173 Great! What a rollercoaster. 448 00:26:01,253 --> 00:26:03,373 - Great. - It's great. 449 00:26:04,173 --> 00:26:05,533 Thank you. 450 00:26:05,613 --> 00:26:06,613 Fantastic. 451 00:26:09,093 --> 00:26:11,213 Abbi said she liked my trousers. 452 00:26:11,293 --> 00:26:13,973 I heard the Coven say that corduroy is in now. 453 00:26:23,453 --> 00:26:25,253 - ... probably orange. - Good idea. 454 00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:26,813 What do you reckon? 455 00:26:26,893 --> 00:26:29,653 Actually, I think I'll go for ginger this time. 456 00:26:30,253 --> 00:26:31,413 You know, I do love... 457 00:26:31,493 --> 00:26:35,293 "I am here. I am enough. I am learning to be a better person." 458 00:26:36,413 --> 00:26:37,413 Hmm. 459 00:26:41,733 --> 00:26:43,893 - Honestly, do we not... Hello! - Hey! 460 00:26:43,973 --> 00:26:45,773 - How are you today? - Hungry! 461 00:26:45,853 --> 00:26:48,493 Have you had a good... Oh, you're so gorgeous, babe. 462 00:26:48,573 --> 00:26:50,853 - Yeah. Uh... - Yes? 463 00:26:51,573 --> 00:26:53,573 - No, I'm fine. Yeah. - Okay. 464 00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:56,533 - Thanks. Yeah. - No worries. What can I get you? 465 00:26:56,613 --> 00:26:58,573 Mmm... I'll have the burger, please. 466 00:26:58,653 --> 00:27:00,973 I like lentils, but they give me really runny poos. 467 00:27:05,973 --> 00:27:07,373 Every day! 468 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:18,693 This is a bit... awkward, but this is Abbi's favorite seat. 469 00:27:18,773 --> 00:27:19,893 She loves the view. 470 00:27:19,973 --> 00:27:22,173 Oh, well, I'm fine here, thanks. 471 00:27:23,533 --> 00:27:25,293 I told her this is your seat. 472 00:27:26,333 --> 00:27:29,013 Don't be silly. It's fine. We'll sit somewhere else today. 473 00:27:29,093 --> 00:27:30,293 I mean, I could move. 474 00:27:31,013 --> 00:27:35,173 Or I could just stay sitting here and hang out with you guys. 475 00:27:35,253 --> 00:27:38,813 Hey, you're the girl with the car. Have you considered getting a bike? 476 00:27:38,893 --> 00:27:40,173 - It's so much greener. - Yeah. 477 00:27:40,253 --> 00:27:41,493 I'll think about it. 478 00:27:42,493 --> 00:27:44,453 I love your coat. Where did you get it? 479 00:27:44,533 --> 00:27:46,053 Thank you. I actually made it. 480 00:27:46,133 --> 00:27:48,653 Anyway, enjoy your lunch and the view. 481 00:28:38,933 --> 00:28:41,373 No, it's been... 482 00:28:43,093 --> 00:28:45,933 Hey, Savior. Come sit with us. 483 00:28:46,013 --> 00:28:47,573 - Get out the way. - Cool, thank you. 484 00:28:48,413 --> 00:28:50,773 This guy literally saved my life earlier. 485 00:28:50,853 --> 00:28:53,653 - You're such a little hero. - Aww! 486 00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:55,973 It was... nothing! 487 00:28:56,053 --> 00:28:58,293 - How are you finding Cavendish so far? - Um... 488 00:28:58,373 --> 00:29:00,413 It's really different, but it's very friendly. 489 00:29:00,493 --> 00:29:02,533 Were people not friendly at your old school? 490 00:29:06,093 --> 00:29:08,492 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, they... they weren't. 491 00:29:08,493 --> 00:29:09,532 Well, that's sad. 492 00:29:09,533 --> 00:29:12,253 It takes so much more energy to be negative than positive. 493 00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:14,333 - Mmm! - What is your star sign? 494 00:29:14,413 --> 00:29:16,933 Oh, um, I'm a Virgo. 495 00:29:17,013 --> 00:29:19,253 When were you born, and at what time? 496 00:29:19,333 --> 00:29:21,340 Oh my God, yes. You have to get Aisha 497 00:29:21,341 --> 00:29:23,333 to do your full chart. She is incredible. 498 00:29:23,413 --> 00:29:25,613 Wh... Oh! Um... 499 00:29:25,693 --> 00:29:28,573 Oh, I don't know. I'm gonna have to ask my mum. 500 00:29:28,653 --> 00:29:30,013 Sorry, what... what was that? 501 00:29:30,093 --> 00:29:32,293 - Aisha needs to see your lips. - Oh, sorry. Sorry. 502 00:29:32,373 --> 00:29:33,773 - Sorry. - Don't worry. It's fine. 503 00:29:33,853 --> 00:29:35,733 I said I'll have to ask my mum. 504 00:29:36,693 --> 00:29:38,533 - Let me know. - I will do. 505 00:29:38,613 --> 00:29:39,613 Hi. 506 00:29:40,093 --> 00:29:42,013 - Hey. - Hi. 507 00:29:44,413 --> 00:29:46,813 OMG! I forgot to tell you guys. 508 00:29:46,893 --> 00:29:50,813 I found out that Ms. Masters is on Tinder. 509 00:29:50,893 --> 00:29:54,013 I bet you she is a Libra. 510 00:29:54,093 --> 00:29:55,653 Oh! 511 00:29:56,573 --> 00:29:58,573 Remember, Aisha, no gossiping. 512 00:30:00,453 --> 00:30:02,613 We're gonna donate the money to charity. 513 00:30:02,693 --> 00:30:05,133 I mean, absolutely. I hate gossipin'. 514 00:30:05,693 --> 00:30:08,373 Where's your friend, the guy you were with earlier? 515 00:30:08,453 --> 00:30:09,653 Okay, uh... 516 00:30:09,733 --> 00:30:11,613 Um, he... 517 00:30:11,693 --> 00:30:14,933 ... is setting up a sex therapy clinic on campus. 518 00:30:16,013 --> 00:30:18,573 No, I know it sounds very weird, but, like, 519 00:30:19,373 --> 00:30:21,573 he has just got a gift for giving advice. 520 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,933 And he knows about O, right? 521 00:30:26,613 --> 00:30:27,613 "O"? 522 00:30:29,813 --> 00:30:32,253 Ooh, hi. Hi. Welcome. 523 00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:33,973 Take a seat. How can I help you? 524 00:30:34,053 --> 00:30:35,533 Sorry, I'm looking for O. 525 00:30:35,613 --> 00:30:37,453 There is no need to apologize. 526 00:30:37,533 --> 00:30:40,933 Many women struggle to reach orgasm. Please take a seat. 527 00:30:41,013 --> 00:30:43,333 No, O, the other sex therapist. 528 00:30:58,893 --> 00:31:00,053 What? 529 00:31:01,493 --> 00:31:03,813 - Otis! Otis! Okay... - Oh! 530 00:31:03,893 --> 00:31:05,813 - Otis! No! Otis! - Eric. Eric! 531 00:31:05,893 --> 00:31:07,333 Otis! Otis! 532 00:31:07,413 --> 00:31:08,733 - Sh! - Otis! Otis! 533 00:31:08,813 --> 00:31:12,453 I think there is another sex therapist on campus. 534 00:31:14,133 --> 00:31:15,853 What? That... 535 00:31:16,933 --> 00:31:18,973 that's what I was coming to tell you. 536 00:31:19,053 --> 00:31:20,573 I know, really. 537 00:31:20,653 --> 00:31:22,093 - I'm just... - I can't help... 538 00:31:22,173 --> 00:31:24,013 - It is a lot! - ... going out with... 539 00:31:26,333 --> 00:31:29,053 Okay, he is obviously a hack. 540 00:31:29,133 --> 00:31:31,813 Probably just taking people's money, like Sex King. 541 00:31:31,893 --> 00:31:34,653 I need to... I need to tell him to shut it down. 542 00:31:34,733 --> 00:31:35,933 Disgusting. 543 00:31:36,013 --> 00:31:38,813 Oh my God, Otis! Look, free cookies. 544 00:31:38,893 --> 00:31:41,733 - Actually, they're carob bites. - What's your name? 545 00:31:41,813 --> 00:31:44,053 - Timothy. - Timothy. Nobody was asking you. 546 00:31:44,133 --> 00:31:45,293 ... isn't just sex, right? 547 00:31:45,373 --> 00:31:46,653 - What? - Yeah. 548 00:31:46,733 --> 00:31:47,733 Okay, what's this? 549 00:31:47,813 --> 00:31:49,813 You need an appointment if you want to speak to O. 550 00:31:51,413 --> 00:31:53,533 You need an appointment to change your attitude. 551 00:31:54,933 --> 00:31:56,053 Look. Oh my God. 552 00:31:56,133 --> 00:31:59,613 - There's a free slot Friday at 12:00. - Yeah. That's four days away. 553 00:31:59,693 --> 00:32:01,973 Yeah, well, I guess he's very popular, Oatcake. 554 00:32:06,413 --> 00:32:07,773 Otis! 555 00:32:08,653 --> 00:32:11,613 I've just had a cancelation. Would you like to come in? 556 00:32:14,773 --> 00:32:16,293 - He's a she. - Mmm. 557 00:32:16,373 --> 00:32:18,333 She knows your name. 558 00:32:18,853 --> 00:32:20,133 Come in, Otis. 559 00:32:21,453 --> 00:32:25,133 I saw you handin' out flyers about your new clinic. 560 00:32:25,213 --> 00:32:27,213 Seems you wanna set up a similar thing to me, 561 00:32:27,293 --> 00:32:29,013 so I thought it might be good to chat. 562 00:32:29,093 --> 00:32:34,653 Yeah. Uh... well, I was wondering what your setup is here. 563 00:32:34,733 --> 00:32:38,533 Well, I just talk to people, offer my advice. 564 00:32:39,053 --> 00:32:40,973 Please, take a wee seat. 565 00:32:41,053 --> 00:32:42,133 Uh... 566 00:32:42,213 --> 00:32:44,213 - Yeah, get yourself comfy. - Thanks. 567 00:32:44,973 --> 00:32:45,973 Ah... 568 00:32:51,593 --> 00:32:52,612 Sorry. 569 00:32:52,613 --> 00:32:56,413 I'm not... I'm not a very natural floor sitter. 570 00:32:57,173 --> 00:33:00,413 So, when did you come up with all this, then? 571 00:33:00,493 --> 00:33:03,050 I started off making little videos 572 00:33:03,051 --> 00:33:04,813 about sex and relationships, 573 00:33:04,893 --> 00:33:05,893 and I put them online. 574 00:33:05,973 --> 00:33:09,173 And then, I discovered the joy of connecting to people face-to-face. 575 00:33:09,253 --> 00:33:10,253 Mmm. 576 00:33:10,254 --> 00:33:12,213 You've got a little stain on your back. 577 00:33:12,293 --> 00:33:14,373 - It's sick. My mum's just had a baby. - Oh, 578 00:33:14,453 --> 00:33:17,333 Congratulations. I'm a big fan of your mum's work. 579 00:33:17,933 --> 00:33:19,532 That must be quite an adjustment for you, though. 580 00:33:19,533 --> 00:33:21,613 Having a newborn at home. 581 00:33:22,253 --> 00:33:23,533 Is she a single parent? 582 00:33:24,053 --> 00:33:28,893 - Well, yeah, but how... how did... - I just say it 'cause you seem tired. 583 00:33:29,493 --> 00:33:31,373 Like you've been helpin' out a lot at home. 584 00:33:31,453 --> 00:33:33,973 Joy was... the baby was premature. 585 00:33:34,053 --> 00:33:35,853 And my mum has gone through a breakup. 586 00:33:35,933 --> 00:33:37,533 Now she wants to work again, 587 00:33:37,613 --> 00:33:40,533 which is crazy, because she is clearly overwhelmed. 588 00:33:40,613 --> 00:33:42,613 - And so I'm... - Worried? 589 00:33:44,373 --> 00:33:46,333 Anyone you can ask for help? 590 00:33:46,413 --> 00:33:49,013 You know, I'm not here to talk about my personal troubles. 591 00:33:49,093 --> 00:33:50,733 We need to discuss the... 592 00:33:53,173 --> 00:33:54,853 - The, uh... - Is it bad news? 593 00:33:54,933 --> 00:33:56,493 No. It's the girl I'm seeing. 594 00:33:56,573 --> 00:33:58,733 - She's in America. She's coming home soon. - Ah. 595 00:33:58,813 --> 00:34:00,373 - Have you had a fight? - No. 596 00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:04,773 Uh, I mean... I mean, I don't know. 597 00:34:04,853 --> 00:34:08,373 She sent me a text, and I didn't respond, and now she's annoyed at me. 598 00:34:09,733 --> 00:34:12,453 But can we please just get back to talking about... 599 00:34:12,533 --> 00:34:13,933 Why didn't you respond? 600 00:34:14,653 --> 00:34:17,053 It just seems a bit dickish to leave her waiting. 601 00:34:17,133 --> 00:34:20,013 She wanted me to send a nude. That's illegal if you're under 18. 602 00:34:20,093 --> 00:34:21,773 I would not survive in prison. 603 00:34:22,453 --> 00:34:23,733 Interestin'. 604 00:34:23,813 --> 00:34:26,813 And is that the only reason why you haven't replied? 605 00:34:27,413 --> 00:34:29,573 Well, I did take some pictures, and I wasn't very happy 606 00:34:29,653 --> 00:34:31,013 with the way I looked in them. 607 00:34:31,093 --> 00:34:34,133 Okay, well, many men struggle with body image. 608 00:34:34,213 --> 00:34:36,591 Taking photographs can feel confronting, 609 00:34:36,592 --> 00:34:38,253 but could it be that you're afraid? 610 00:34:38,333 --> 00:34:40,693 Maybe you're afraid of allowing yourself to be intimate 611 00:34:41,573 --> 00:34:43,653 when you're not sure when she's coming back, 612 00:34:43,733 --> 00:34:45,173 or if she's coming back at all? 613 00:34:45,893 --> 00:34:48,293 - She is coming back. - Okay. 614 00:34:52,013 --> 00:34:53,653 Well, I don't think it's viable 615 00:34:53,733 --> 00:34:55,813 to have two sex therapy clinics. 616 00:34:55,893 --> 00:34:59,493 Otis, I'm afraid that's actually all we have time for today. 617 00:34:59,573 --> 00:35:02,813 Um, no. No, because this was not an appointment. 618 00:35:02,893 --> 00:35:05,733 We need to discuss what we're gonna do about our clinics. 619 00:35:05,813 --> 00:35:08,253 I was here first, so I don't really have to do anything. 620 00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:11,653 - Well, I'm the original sex therapist, so... - The original? 621 00:35:11,733 --> 00:35:15,373 - You have clearly stolen my idea. - I haven't stolen anything, Otis. 622 00:35:16,093 --> 00:35:19,613 Women do have brains of their own. But good luck with your clinic. 623 00:35:19,693 --> 00:35:22,493 I hope it works out for you. Thanks for droppin' in. 624 00:35:27,453 --> 00:35:29,333 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 625 00:35:32,253 --> 00:35:33,893 Did you tell her she was a hack? 626 00:35:35,973 --> 00:35:37,853 Hmm. Okay. 627 00:35:38,493 --> 00:35:39,493 What? 628 00:35:40,093 --> 00:35:43,213 Oh my God! She has got thousands of followers. 629 00:35:44,533 --> 00:35:45,533 Well, then. 630 00:35:47,933 --> 00:35:49,373 Hey, everyone. O here. 631 00:35:49,453 --> 00:35:53,133 Thanks for joining me again on this week's episode of Myth Busters, 632 00:35:53,213 --> 00:35:55,093 where we're gonna talk about the hymen. 633 00:35:55,173 --> 00:35:56,173 Popping your cherry. 634 00:35:56,253 --> 00:35:58,231 I wanna make it clear 635 00:35:58,232 --> 00:36:00,733 that there is no such thing as popping your cherry. 636 00:36:00,813 --> 00:36:02,693 Wow! 637 00:36:03,213 --> 00:36:05,173 She's just like you! 638 00:36:05,253 --> 00:36:07,573 Except she's doin' it on a much bigger and better scale. 639 00:36:08,293 --> 00:36:10,933 - ... which comes in all shapes and sizes... - And she's like... 640 00:36:11,013 --> 00:36:13,013 - She's famous. - She's stolen my idea. 641 00:36:13,093 --> 00:36:15,173 Mmm, I dunno. She has had a page for a while now. 642 00:36:15,253 --> 00:36:17,133 And her advice wasn't even that helpful. 643 00:36:17,213 --> 00:36:19,657 She said I'm afraid to send Maeve my nudes 644 00:36:19,658 --> 00:36:20,949 because I'm scared she's not coming back. 645 00:36:20,973 --> 00:36:22,533 Ah! When is she comin' back? 646 00:36:23,053 --> 00:36:24,524 I don't know. That's not the point, Eric. 647 00:36:24,525 --> 00:36:27,053 I'm not... I'm not scared of anything. 648 00:36:28,093 --> 00:36:31,253 In fact, I'm going to send my nudes right now. 649 00:36:31,333 --> 00:36:32,533 Oh my gosh. Ooh la la. 650 00:36:32,613 --> 00:36:33,613 Not that one. 651 00:36:36,773 --> 00:36:38,853 - How do you feel? - So chill. 652 00:36:39,533 --> 00:36:40,533 Really chill. 653 00:36:42,293 --> 00:36:44,613 - Where are you going? - To tell people about my clinic. 654 00:36:44,693 --> 00:36:45,853 Wait. Wait! 655 00:36:45,933 --> 00:36:48,133 Because public speaking isn't your strong suit. 656 00:36:48,213 --> 00:36:49,533 Do you remember your party? 657 00:36:49,613 --> 00:36:52,213 Otis, I think that you just need to think about this. 658 00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:54,933 She is not stealing my clinic. 659 00:36:55,013 --> 00:36:56,733 ... chocolate or cotton. 660 00:36:57,413 --> 00:36:59,853 A healthy environment needs bees. 661 00:36:59,933 --> 00:37:03,173 - And without bees, we'd all be... - I'm gonna go next. 662 00:37:04,293 --> 00:37:05,293 ... dead. 663 00:37:07,493 --> 00:37:08,853 I love bees. 664 00:37:11,133 --> 00:37:14,013 Just remember to talk slowly. And don't dance, okay? 665 00:37:14,093 --> 00:37:16,053 Okay. 666 00:37:17,453 --> 00:37:18,693 - Never dance. - Okay. 667 00:37:24,333 --> 00:37:26,373 - Um... - Hi. Hi, I'm Eric. 668 00:37:26,453 --> 00:37:27,453 I'm Eric. 669 00:37:27,533 --> 00:37:29,013 - That's Otis. - Hello! 670 00:37:29,533 --> 00:37:32,293 Hi, everyone. Um, I'm Otis Milburn. 671 00:37:32,973 --> 00:37:36,293 I'm new here. I'm with the whole Moordale Secondary team. 672 00:37:36,373 --> 00:37:37,413 - Yeah! - Thank you. 673 00:37:38,053 --> 00:37:40,333 I wanted to let you know a little bit about myself. 674 00:37:40,413 --> 00:37:42,453 So, uh, I'm 17 years old, 675 00:37:42,533 --> 00:37:46,573 and I spend a lot of my free time thinkin' about sex. 676 00:37:47,173 --> 00:37:51,373 In fact, I live and breathe sex all day, every day. 677 00:37:52,853 --> 00:37:55,253 I think he's doing, like, a sex addict confession thing. 678 00:37:55,333 --> 00:37:57,893 Okay. Now, then. That came out wrong. 679 00:37:57,973 --> 00:37:59,013 Uh... 680 00:37:59,093 --> 00:38:00,653 What I meant to say is... 681 00:38:01,413 --> 00:38:04,413 ... thinking about sex comes very naturally to me 682 00:38:04,493 --> 00:38:08,413 because I learned everything I know about sex from my mum. 683 00:38:08,493 --> 00:38:10,253 - Jesus. - Oh. 684 00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:12,213 - This is dark. - Jesus. 685 00:38:12,293 --> 00:38:13,573 We're here for you. 686 00:38:13,653 --> 00:38:15,853 - You're brave for sharing. - No. Wait, no. 687 00:38:15,933 --> 00:38:18,373 That's not what I... Please, no, don't clap. 688 00:38:18,453 --> 00:38:20,093 - No, no, no. No, no. - Yeah! 689 00:38:20,173 --> 00:38:22,173 I'm not in a sexual relationship with my mother. 690 00:38:22,253 --> 00:38:23,258 I know that's what it sounded like. 691 00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:25,213 I'm not. I promise. That'd be... ugh! 692 00:38:25,293 --> 00:38:27,750 But I am interested in the subject 693 00:38:27,751 --> 00:38:29,653 because of her and what she gives me... 694 00:38:29,733 --> 00:38:32,333 For goodness' sake! Just tell them you're a sex therapist! 695 00:38:32,413 --> 00:38:34,053 Yes, I am. 696 00:38:34,133 --> 00:38:36,493 Okay. Okay. I'm gonna start again. 697 00:38:37,693 --> 00:38:39,573 I am a student sex therapist. 698 00:38:39,653 --> 00:38:41,440 And what I was trying to say before 699 00:38:41,441 --> 00:38:43,373 is that I learned to be a good therapist 700 00:38:43,453 --> 00:38:46,572 because I grew up with my mum, who is also a sex therapist. 701 00:38:46,573 --> 00:38:47,612 It's my calling. 702 00:38:47,613 --> 00:38:50,303 I have decided to set up my clinic here 703 00:38:50,304 --> 00:38:51,893 and share my knowledge with you all. 704 00:38:53,253 --> 00:38:54,293 Hmm? 705 00:38:54,893 --> 00:38:56,973 Micro USB. Yes, very nice. 706 00:38:57,053 --> 00:38:59,733 Thank you. Ooh, it worked. Ta-da! 707 00:38:59,813 --> 00:39:01,453 We have a sex therapist already. 708 00:39:01,533 --> 00:39:02,533 I know you do. 709 00:39:03,173 --> 00:39:04,413 And I don't know how, 710 00:39:05,093 --> 00:39:06,893 but she has stolen my idea. 711 00:39:08,133 --> 00:39:11,613 And between me and O, you should come to me, 712 00:39:12,173 --> 00:39:14,773 because I am the original and the best. 713 00:39:15,733 --> 00:39:17,693 What do you mean she stole it? 714 00:39:17,773 --> 00:39:19,893 Well, she... 715 00:39:19,973 --> 00:39:21,213 Um... 716 00:39:21,293 --> 00:39:24,253 I'll get back to you. One sec. Go away, text. 717 00:39:27,053 --> 00:39:29,533 - Aah. Aaah! - Oh my God! 718 00:39:29,613 --> 00:39:31,333 That's not me! 719 00:39:32,813 --> 00:39:34,333 Wow! Okay. 720 00:39:34,973 --> 00:39:37,453 Thank you for listening. I'm Otis. I'm a sex therapist... 721 00:39:37,533 --> 00:39:38,853 - I... - Bluetooth connected. 722 00:39:38,933 --> 00:39:40,173 Bluetooth? Oh my God! 723 00:39:41,653 --> 00:39:43,053 Oh my God. Okay. Cover your eyes. 724 00:39:43,853 --> 00:39:45,773 - Cover your eyes! - Go away! Stop! 725 00:39:46,613 --> 00:39:47,973 Why is his penis flaccid? 726 00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:50,093 Go away. Oh God. 727 00:39:50,173 --> 00:39:52,733 Why are his pubes shaved like that? 728 00:39:55,013 --> 00:39:56,053 Cover your eyes. 729 00:39:56,693 --> 00:39:58,813 Stop! Don't look. 730 00:39:59,453 --> 00:40:01,133 That's... incredibly embarrassing. 731 00:40:02,373 --> 00:40:03,652 Please. Uh... 732 00:40:03,653 --> 00:40:04,653 Oh! 733 00:40:04,654 --> 00:40:06,933 - Oh God. - Can someone help turn off the projector? 734 00:40:07,013 --> 00:40:09,493 For the love of God, please. Quickly. Quickly. 735 00:40:11,573 --> 00:40:13,693 Thank you, Bee Lady. Thanks for listening. 736 00:40:13,773 --> 00:40:16,613 And I'll see you at my clinic. Hopefully. 737 00:40:17,173 --> 00:40:18,213 Jesus Christ. 738 00:40:23,173 --> 00:40:24,373 Wait for me! 739 00:40:24,453 --> 00:40:25,533 Otis! 740 00:40:28,853 --> 00:40:30,973 Tell me those photos didn't send to Maeve. 741 00:40:31,053 --> 00:40:32,893 Get inside. Sit down. 742 00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:36,973 - They didn't. - Hallelujah. Hallelujah, praise the Lord. 743 00:40:37,053 --> 00:40:39,013 - Did that really just happen? - Yes. 744 00:40:40,373 --> 00:40:43,733 - Is everyone talking about me? - Yes, but this college is weird. 745 00:40:43,813 --> 00:40:45,213 Nobody's saying anything mean. 746 00:40:45,293 --> 00:40:47,533 - They all just feel sorry for you. - Oh God! 747 00:40:47,613 --> 00:40:50,613 Why was your penis flaccid? 748 00:40:50,693 --> 00:40:52,453 People are more into pictures of hard dicks. 749 00:40:52,533 --> 00:40:53,893 Erect just felt aggressive. 750 00:40:53,973 --> 00:40:57,973 Also, why were your pubes shaved in that strange pattern? 751 00:40:58,053 --> 00:41:01,213 - Why was the camera so far away, Oatcake? - I just... 752 00:41:01,293 --> 00:41:03,933 I over-shaved the right. And I was trying to capture natural light. 753 00:41:04,493 --> 00:41:06,133 I can't believe this is happening. 754 00:41:06,213 --> 00:41:08,893 No one's gonna come and have therapy with Creepy Pube Man. 755 00:41:10,373 --> 00:41:11,973 Hi, I need a therapy session. 756 00:41:14,253 --> 00:41:15,253 Uh, come in. 757 00:41:18,693 --> 00:41:20,453 Ahem. 758 00:41:23,973 --> 00:41:25,293 Oh, uh, yes, I will go. 759 00:41:25,373 --> 00:41:27,573 - Oh. - I will go. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 760 00:41:27,653 --> 00:41:28,653 Have a good session. 761 00:41:29,213 --> 00:41:30,253 Oh, God bless you. 762 00:41:30,853 --> 00:41:32,173 - Ahem. - Ahem. 763 00:41:32,253 --> 00:41:33,533 Ah. Um... 764 00:41:34,333 --> 00:41:35,373 How can I help you? 765 00:41:36,293 --> 00:41:37,293 I just had an orgasm. 766 00:41:38,073 --> 00:41:39,132 Um, good for you. 767 00:41:39,133 --> 00:41:41,213 It wasn't great. It was very strange. 768 00:41:41,293 --> 00:41:44,693 It happened now, in the middle of college, after I saw your photos. 769 00:41:45,453 --> 00:41:48,653 - Uh, well, I'm flattered. - No, I don't think you understand. 770 00:41:48,733 --> 00:41:50,195 I'm not remotely attracted to you. 771 00:41:50,196 --> 00:41:53,213 And your nudes were profoundly unsexy. 772 00:41:53,813 --> 00:41:54,933 Valid. 773 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:56,773 I started taking testosterone six months ago. 774 00:41:56,853 --> 00:41:59,133 The doctor warned me it could feel like a second puberty. 775 00:41:59,213 --> 00:42:00,973 But now I'm horny all the time. 776 00:42:01,053 --> 00:42:04,093 Like, everything turns me on. I jerked off twice this morning. 777 00:42:04,173 --> 00:42:06,373 Art class made me feel like I was gonna get off, 778 00:42:06,453 --> 00:42:09,333 and then I saw your penis, and... boom. 779 00:42:09,413 --> 00:42:10,853 - Fu... - Of course. 780 00:42:10,933 --> 00:42:14,533 Inexplicably, I came. So, I don't know. 781 00:42:14,613 --> 00:42:18,773 I don't wanna stop taking T, but I feel like... I'm losing control, 782 00:42:18,853 --> 00:42:23,493 and I don't wanna be walkin' around, coming... all the time. 783 00:42:27,733 --> 00:42:32,453 Well, spontaneous orgasms are rare, but they're not unheard of, 784 00:42:32,533 --> 00:42:33,893 and it can happen to anyone. 785 00:42:33,973 --> 00:42:36,853 It definitely doesn't happen to everyone who takes testosterone. 786 00:42:37,533 --> 00:42:42,213 And puberty makes us feel out of control and unusually aroused. 787 00:42:42,933 --> 00:42:46,052 It sounds like you're describing how it feels to be a teenage boy. 788 00:42:46,053 --> 00:42:47,053 Really? 789 00:42:47,054 --> 00:42:50,773 Yeah. And believe me, I have had my fair share of poorly timed orgasms, 790 00:42:50,853 --> 00:42:53,613 and they are uncomfortable and embarrassing. 791 00:42:53,693 --> 00:42:55,893 - Mmm. - But I promise it doesn't last forever. 792 00:42:56,413 --> 00:42:57,493 Um... 793 00:42:57,573 --> 00:43:00,053 So I'm just like a horny teenage boy? 794 00:43:00,133 --> 00:43:01,893 - I thought I was disgusting. - No. 795 00:43:01,973 --> 00:43:04,973 And I know it's hard, but you should try and enjoy the journey. 796 00:43:05,493 --> 00:43:08,053 It's an opportunity to get to know yourself and your body better. 797 00:43:10,213 --> 00:43:11,213 Thank you, Otis. 798 00:43:12,933 --> 00:43:15,693 Can I ask why you decided to come and speak with me? 799 00:43:16,213 --> 00:43:18,493 You showed your flaccid penis to the whole college, 800 00:43:18,573 --> 00:43:20,213 so I figured you wouldn't judge me. 801 00:43:29,813 --> 00:43:32,053 - Hey. - Yeah, I think it's down there. 802 00:43:32,133 --> 00:43:34,173 Wow. You're really not over them. 803 00:43:34,253 --> 00:43:35,973 I'm workin' on it, all right? 804 00:43:36,053 --> 00:43:38,666 Anyway, neither of us have time to date. 805 00:43:38,667 --> 00:43:40,933 This year is make or break, okay? 806 00:43:41,653 --> 00:43:42,693 Yeah, exactly! 807 00:43:42,773 --> 00:43:43,933 - Hey. - Hi! 808 00:43:44,013 --> 00:43:46,613 - Did you get your tablet fixed? - Yeah, I fixed me. 809 00:43:47,413 --> 00:43:49,413 Um, sorry. I... I fixed it. 810 00:43:50,573 --> 00:43:52,733 - Hey, I'm Beau. - Jackson. 811 00:43:53,573 --> 00:43:55,093 I'll send you those notes on Dolly. 812 00:43:55,173 --> 00:43:56,493 - Oh. - What's your last name? 813 00:43:57,213 --> 00:43:58,373 Um, it's... 814 00:44:04,653 --> 00:44:08,013 Vivienne Odusanya. See you in class tomorrow. 815 00:44:08,093 --> 00:44:10,253 See you in class tomorrow. 816 00:44:12,133 --> 00:44:14,173 What was that about make or break? 817 00:44:15,493 --> 00:44:17,133 Wow. Vivienne Odusanya. 818 00:44:18,173 --> 00:44:20,893 - I'll see you in class tomorrow. - This close. 819 00:44:27,013 --> 00:44:28,013 How was school? 820 00:44:28,773 --> 00:44:31,013 It was... terrible. 821 00:44:31,533 --> 00:44:33,853 There is another student doing therapy, 822 00:44:33,933 --> 00:44:39,053 and they've got a bloody channel with loads of videos and followers. 823 00:44:39,133 --> 00:44:41,653 It just made my whole thing feel pathetic. 824 00:44:42,893 --> 00:44:44,453 You're not even listening. 825 00:44:46,293 --> 00:44:47,413 I'm sorry. 826 00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:50,372 I got the job! 827 00:44:50,373 --> 00:44:52,093 They want me to start right away. 828 00:44:52,173 --> 00:44:56,333 - Which I know is not ideal, but... - Who is gonna look after Joy? 829 00:44:57,253 --> 00:44:59,213 Well, it's an early evening show. 830 00:44:59,293 --> 00:45:02,013 So I thought I could take her to the studio sometimes, 831 00:45:02,093 --> 00:45:04,093 and sometimes you could watch her. 832 00:45:04,173 --> 00:45:06,053 Mum, we are struggling as it is. 833 00:45:06,813 --> 00:45:09,773 I've just started college. I really don't think it's a good idea... 834 00:45:09,853 --> 00:45:10,853 Where's Joy? 835 00:45:11,733 --> 00:45:13,573 Where's Joy? Where? 836 00:45:14,133 --> 00:45:16,373 - I just got home, Mum. - Oh! Oh! 837 00:45:16,453 --> 00:45:18,453 What do you mean, where's Joy? 838 00:45:18,533 --> 00:45:19,533 Joy! 839 00:45:28,573 --> 00:45:30,493 Whew. I must have put her to bed. 840 00:45:31,093 --> 00:45:32,173 I completely forgot. 841 00:45:33,093 --> 00:45:34,213 Panic over. 842 00:45:49,453 --> 00:45:52,093 Hey, I am worried about Mum. 843 00:46:05,533 --> 00:46:07,653 - Ah! Devastating. - Eric! 844 00:46:07,733 --> 00:46:08,813 Uh-huh? 845 00:46:10,333 --> 00:46:13,813 The new pastor was asking me why you're not baptized at church today. 846 00:46:14,413 --> 00:46:16,813 - I think you should do his course. - Oh! 847 00:46:16,893 --> 00:46:18,453 Apparently, he's very progressive. 848 00:46:18,533 --> 00:46:22,053 Mum, we have already spoken about this, and you know I'm not sure. 849 00:46:22,133 --> 00:46:25,093 - Okay? Ohhh! - Please, Eric. All the girls are baptized. 850 00:46:25,173 --> 00:46:27,053 - So what? - You're the only one left. 851 00:46:27,133 --> 00:46:29,493 It'd mean so much to me and your grandma. 852 00:46:31,613 --> 00:46:34,773 ♪ Storm or sun ♪ 853 00:46:35,973 --> 00:46:38,733 - ♪ You're the only one... ♪ - Okay. 854 00:46:38,813 --> 00:46:40,173 I'll think about it. 855 00:46:41,893 --> 00:46:44,253 Oh, Mum, um, what time was I born? 856 00:46:44,333 --> 00:46:45,333 - Ah! - Ah? 857 00:46:45,413 --> 00:46:46,773 Who have you been speaking to? 858 00:46:47,933 --> 00:46:48,933 No one. 859 00:46:49,013 --> 00:46:53,213 - Hmm. - ♪ It's forever, not a year and a day... ♪ 860 00:46:55,893 --> 00:46:57,733 ♪ Rain... ♪ 861 00:46:57,813 --> 00:46:59,653 - No way. - ♪ Shine... ♪ 862 00:47:00,653 --> 00:47:01,933 ♪ Rain... ♪ 863 00:47:03,013 --> 00:47:04,773 Oh! 864 00:47:06,973 --> 00:47:08,453 Thank you, Black Jesus. 865 00:47:09,693 --> 00:47:13,053 - ♪ Fantasy come true ♪ - ♪ Rain ♪ 866 00:47:13,133 --> 00:47:15,533 - ♪ Rain or shine ♪ - ♪ Or shine ♪ 867 00:47:17,453 --> 00:47:20,013 - Adam didn't start at Cavendish today. - No. 868 00:47:20,693 --> 00:47:23,333 He's decided he doesn't want to continue with school. 869 00:47:23,413 --> 00:47:25,573 - Why didn't he tell me? - Michael. 870 00:47:26,613 --> 00:47:27,773 He's scared of you. 871 00:47:32,533 --> 00:47:33,933 I am working on myself. 872 00:47:36,133 --> 00:47:37,533 I'm doing therapy. 873 00:47:38,253 --> 00:47:39,653 Well, I'm glad to hear it. 874 00:47:40,813 --> 00:47:43,413 But if you want Adam to tell you things, 875 00:47:44,893 --> 00:47:46,813 you have to start making an effort with him. 876 00:48:37,893 --> 00:48:40,333 You ignored me all day. I feel like an idiot. 877 00:48:40,413 --> 00:48:43,653 I'm sorry. I didn't handle it well. And I should have texted. 878 00:48:43,733 --> 00:48:46,613 I think I'm scared to make myself vulnerable 879 00:48:46,693 --> 00:48:48,373 when I don't know you're coming back. 880 00:48:49,493 --> 00:48:50,613 Why wouldn't I come back? 881 00:48:50,693 --> 00:48:53,373 It sounds like you're having a really great time over there. 882 00:48:53,453 --> 00:48:56,413 I am, but it's also hard being away from home. 883 00:48:56,493 --> 00:48:58,813 And I miss you. A lot. 884 00:48:58,893 --> 00:49:00,013 Yeah. I miss you too. 885 00:49:01,413 --> 00:49:02,413 I am coming home. 886 00:49:04,913 --> 00:49:05,932 Well... 887 00:49:05,933 --> 00:49:08,813 I don't think that photos are my thing. 888 00:49:10,253 --> 00:49:12,213 But maybe we could try something else. 889 00:49:12,853 --> 00:49:14,933 Okay. What did you have in mind? 890 00:49:15,013 --> 00:49:16,733 I don't know. Um... 891 00:49:16,813 --> 00:49:19,293 Oh, I'm terrible at this kind of thing. 892 00:49:19,373 --> 00:49:20,893 It's okay. 893 00:49:22,853 --> 00:49:24,333 Mmm... 894 00:49:24,413 --> 00:49:26,373 What are you thinking about right now? 895 00:49:26,893 --> 00:49:30,693 I'm thinking about you being here with me. 896 00:49:31,533 --> 00:49:34,933 And, uh... I'm taking my trousers off. 897 00:49:36,053 --> 00:49:37,053 Hang on a minute. 898 00:49:37,853 --> 00:49:38,893 Um... 899 00:49:43,733 --> 00:49:44,813 And I'm in my pants. 900 00:49:44,893 --> 00:49:45,893 Hang on a second. 901 00:49:53,853 --> 00:49:55,293 - You okay? - What are you doing? 902 00:49:57,133 --> 00:50:00,933 I'm imagining you here with me. 903 00:50:02,053 --> 00:50:06,613 And I'm taking off your clothes, and I'm touching you. 904 00:50:07,373 --> 00:50:09,653 - Where are you touching me? - Your face. 905 00:50:11,293 --> 00:50:13,693 - And your mouth. - Are you kissing me? 906 00:50:13,773 --> 00:50:14,773 Yeah. 907 00:50:15,933 --> 00:50:17,533 - Where? - On your lips. 908 00:50:18,373 --> 00:50:20,853 And down your neck. 909 00:50:22,573 --> 00:50:24,213 Are you touching yourself? 910 00:50:24,293 --> 00:50:27,173 Yeah. Are you? 911 00:50:27,853 --> 00:50:28,853 Yeah. 912 00:50:37,333 --> 00:50:39,933 Oh! 913 00:50:56,253 --> 00:51:00,093 Okay. 914 00:51:11,213 --> 00:51:12,893 It must be getting late for you. 915 00:51:13,653 --> 00:51:14,653 Yeah. 916 00:51:15,733 --> 00:51:16,813 It is. 917 00:51:16,893 --> 00:51:18,533 What are you doing tonight? 918 00:51:18,613 --> 00:51:20,613 Um... 919 00:51:20,693 --> 00:51:22,333 Oh shit. I better go. 920 00:51:23,093 --> 00:51:24,773 I'm grabbing pizza with Tyrone. 921 00:51:25,413 --> 00:51:27,773 - Who's Tyrone? - I've told you about him, haven't I? 922 00:51:27,853 --> 00:51:31,173 He's on my course. He's very smart and funny. 923 00:51:31,253 --> 00:51:32,750 We get on really well. 924 00:51:32,751 --> 00:51:35,253 We hang out a lot 'cause Ellen and Chris keep hooking up. 925 00:51:35,333 --> 00:51:37,653 Nice. He sounds... sounds great. 926 00:51:38,573 --> 00:51:39,933 - Have fun. - Thanks. 927 00:51:40,973 --> 00:51:41,973 Night. 928 00:51:52,813 --> 00:51:53,853 Tyrone. 929 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 68043

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