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Leaving so soon, cadet?
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Sir, by statue 614
of the Alabama Legal Code,
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I am officially emancipated
and considered an adult,
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an adult who no
longer chooses
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to attend Marlin Academy.
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I have copies of
the documents here,
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if you want to
see them again.
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Oh, no need.
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I'm sure that everything
was done on the up-and-up.
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Let me tell you something,
cadet.
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In all my years at this Academy,
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I have never had a student
who was more bullheaded,
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more committed to avoid
learning at all costs,
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a cadet whose constant byword
was "insubordination."
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Thank you, cadet.
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What?
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Before you came to this academy,
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I was bored, uninspired
and this close to retiring,
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but your insolence and stupidity
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have been the irritating
grain of sand
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around which has formed
the pearl of my renaissance.
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I like me again.
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Cadet!
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As a thanks,
I want you to have this.
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Normally, these are reserved
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for cadets who have
distinguished themselves,
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or whose parents have
donated a building,
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but you've left your mark here
in your own way,
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so what the heck?
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Wow. Sir, this is great.
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Farewell, cadet.
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Thank you so much.
Now,
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careful, that's razor...
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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Normally, I dread
the first day of school.
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My mom's been on such a rampage
about Francis,
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it's actually a relief
to get out of the house.
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Thank God!
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Summer's over.
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REESE:
Hello, babies.
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How's baby school,
babies?
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Didn't high school start,
like, a half hour ago?
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Hey, if I'm on time today
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they're going to expect it
every day.
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Hi, Reese.
This is Gus.
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He's in the lead
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to replace you
as school bully.
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He gives a wedgie
that'll knock
your socks off.
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I'm not just
saying that
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'cause he's got
me in a headlock.
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If you grab your wrist
instead of your fingers,
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you'll get better leverage.
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You listen to him.
He's the man.
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I've completed the research
on our new teacher,
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if anyone's interested.
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Lionel Herkabe,
born July 8, 1963.
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Parents-- John and Ida.
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Notice anything?
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He was a Krelboyne.
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We won't have
to talk down to him.
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Finally, someone
who knows our pain.
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"Bentley Gifted High,
Princeton, Harvard Business."
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What's this guy
doing teaching?
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Well, there was
some unpleasantness.
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He quit a government think tank
to start a dot-com.
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One-time net worth $200 million,
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Now $137.
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Here he comes! Here he comes!
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Hurry up.
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Get out of my way.
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Who's Dabney?
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That's me, sir.
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I took the liberty of ordering
you a decaf soy latte.
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Let me guess.
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Emotionally needy,
closet bed-wetter...
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you get no affection at home
so you'll be seeking it from me.
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Look elsewhere, son.
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Who's the anal-retentive
outsider?
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With repressed matricidal
tendencies?
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It was from me, sir!
Please, stop.
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As you may or may not know,
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I was once one of you...
a Krelboyne,
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and I'm sure I would have made
the same
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lame attempt
to ingratiate myself
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to the new, soft-headed thickwit
teaching my class.
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Oh, yes,
I've been there.
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I have been coddled and preened.
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"Oh, you're a genius.
You can do anything
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"you set your mind to.
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It must be so easy being you."
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Well, bull ...!
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All that gets you is an ex-wife
and $14 million in debt.
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Now I refuse to let you fall
into the trap
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society has set for you.
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Playtime is over children.
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You've had a free ride so far.
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It's about time somebody
motivated you, challenged you,
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tested your mental limits.
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Granted, I don't have
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a teaching certificate
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from a two-year
community college
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like most of the people
I was forced to say hello to
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this morning
in the teachers lounge,
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but, you know, I'm just going
to try to muddle through
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with my double doctorate
from Harvard.
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This is a test.
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Correct. You have 20 minutes.
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There are six
essay questions.
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I'm sorry. I thought this was
the gifted class.
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Begin!
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Thanks for the ride.
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Are you sure
about this Alaska thing?
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Oh, absolutely.
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I don't know.
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I heard Alaska's supposed
to be a hole.
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Are you kidding?
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Cruise ships go up there.
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Only for about six weeks
in the summer.
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Isn't it dark there
the rest of the year?
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I don't have to justify
myself to you.
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I don't have to justify
myself to anyone.
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That's why
I got emancipated, okay?
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Okay.
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Good luck with your parents.
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Yeah, well, they had
a week to think about it.
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We'll see how they take it.
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You...!
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You ungrateful
son of a...!
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This wasn't meant
to hurt you!
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After all we've done!
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All I'm saying
is that you can get
your diploma first
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and then do
what you want.
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It's all about maximizing
your options,
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taking the long view.
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Sorry about using
"The Closer."
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Nonsense.
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I wouldn't have
taught it to you
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if I didn't want
you to use it.
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Listen, what do
I always say?
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"The nards
are fair game."
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The nards are fair game.
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Look, sometimes
you're presented
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with an opportunity
that you just can't pass up.
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I hope you understand.
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I'm not the one you
have to worry about.
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I know. And I want
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to get this straight
with Mom.
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That's why I came here.
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Okay then.
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Honey?
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Um, your son has something
to say to you.
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Huh? I didn't know
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the Hendersons painted
their house.
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Well, I have your test results.
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You all got As.
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But, since this is
the giftedclass,
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I also factored in
cogency of argument,
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economy of language
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and penmanship,
which enabled me to do this.
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What is that?
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A ranking board.
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But I thought you said
we all got As.
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Oh, you did.
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But some of you got better As
than others.
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But we all still have As?
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Of course.
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So, what does
being number one get you?
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Nothing.
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Just the knowledge that you...
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are number one.
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Or that you are not...
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number one.
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Yes, Number Five.
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It's Dabney, sir.
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I know.
What is it, Number Five?
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I forgot.
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What... a jerk.
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Is that what we're
going to turn out like?
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If I ever start
acting like that,
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you have to promise
to kill me.
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No, no more death pacts.
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Don't worry about it.
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The only way
that stupid board
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can have an effect
on us is if we let it.
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Those numbers mean nothing.
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What are...
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you doing?
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Nothing.
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You were studying?
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No, I wasn't.
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My book just fell open
to this page.
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You know,
I'm really not hungry.
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I think I left
my recess stuff in my locker.
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Oh, my God,
high school is awesome.
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They have an entire room
just for detention.
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They put you in
with juniors and seniors.
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Some of them have records.
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It's really inspiring.
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What are you looking at?
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Francis.
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He's still out there?
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Yeah, he's eating
out of the bird feeder.
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LOIS:
Whose shoes are these?
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Who left their shoes
in the living room?
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Those are mine-- I'm sorry.
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You're right
you're sorry.
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Leaving your shoes around
like you,
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like you don't even
care about them.
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I hope you like walking
to school in your socks!
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I said I'm sorry.
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Well, I've heard sorry before.
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I don't think so.
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Okay, tell you
what we're going to do.
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From now on,
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when you want
to wear shoes,
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you check them out.
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Sign them in,
sign them out.
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Just like a library.
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Clean up those toys!
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Oh, thanks.
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It is freezing out there.
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Hey, it's good
to see you guys.
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I really missed you.
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What was that for?
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Emancipation?
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What, you're divorcing
the family now?
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How could you do this to Mom?
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She left me no choice.
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Ow!
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We've done a lot
of bad things to Mom,
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but we would never abandon her.
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I'm not abandoning her.
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I'm just going to Alaska.
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That's 5,000 miles away.
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It is not...
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5,000 miles,
are you serious?
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Oh, my God, it's going
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to take me forever
to get up there.
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Then don't go.
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Guys, you have to understand.
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I'm not doing this
to hurt anybody.
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I just... I really think
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this is my best chance
to make something of myself.
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Tell it to Mom.
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I can't, she
won't talk to me.
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She is being
so immature.
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In the meantime, I'm stuck
outside in the freezing cold.
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Would it be all right
if I slept in here tonight?
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Certainly, the whale
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represents
the search for God...
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but that could be limiting.
264
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:47,315
We could say it was
265
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the search
for the self.
266
00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:49,926
Melville could be
267
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,928
considered a pre-existentialist.
268
00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:55,976
But you can't deny
269
00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:58,239
that the whale could also
be the search for truth
270
00:11:58,282 --> 00:12:00,023
which has been
a theme throughout
271
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:00,807
his whole oeuvre.
272
00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:09,990
But we can't overlook the fact
that it is an actual whale,
273
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:12,427
which was the
biggest industry
in the 19th century.
274
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:13,820
The oil was
used in lamps,
275
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,865
soaps and even cosmetics.
276
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:22,916
Today, whaling is outlawed,
but many Aleutian islanders
277
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:27,007
are legally allowed
to harvest whales
278
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,270
for ritual purposes.
279
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,447
But I digress!
280
00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:38,018
Wow, nine places.
281
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:39,628
That's got to be a record.
282
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:43,066
Okay, on to new business.
283
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:45,460
This Friday,
Principal Littledove
284
00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:47,941
will be dropping by
for a little evaluation.
285
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:50,378
I think he'll be very impressed
with what he sees.
286
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,946
I don't think
he'll understand it,
287
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:55,035
but I think his tiny brain
288
00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:57,820
will have the dim perception
of the progress you can make
289
00:12:57,864 --> 00:13:01,824
when students
are properly motivated.
290
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,913
Now, who would like
to sink their teeth
291
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:05,262
into some
Bernoulli equations?
292
00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:11,268
Come on, guys.
293
00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:12,443
Look at yourselves.
294
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:13,749
If we don't let those
295
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,707
stupid rankings get to us,
they mean nothing.
296
00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:18,188
Easy for you
to say, Number One.
297
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:19,494
I have a name.
298
00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:21,104
We all have names!
299
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:23,977
Oh, my God,
I can't remember mine!
300
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,587
MALCOLM:
This is ridiculous!
301
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:28,416
School used to be the one place
where you were truly happy,
302
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,374
and Herkabe has taken that
away from you.
303
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,202
That stupid board
304
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:33,203
is ruining our lives.
305
00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:34,422
We can't let him do that.
306
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:37,338
What choice... do we have?
307
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,906
We have the choice that
people have had for centuries.
308
00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:42,212
We can choose to fail.
309
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:43,866
Like the French?
310
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:47,914
You mean... we tank...
today's test?
311
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:50,046
No, we don't tank it.
312
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,787
We nuke it.
313
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:54,268
Every answer wrong.
314
00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:55,965
No complete sentences.
315
00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:57,880
No punctuation.
316
00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:00,883
And we use number three pencils.
317
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,016
You can't rank zeros!
318
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:04,147
That's brilliant!
319
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:05,235
He'll have no choice
320
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:07,107
but to throw out
his stupid system!
321
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:09,022
We'll be free!
322
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:18,118
I'm very disappointed in you.
323
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:20,772
Everyone else, nice job.
324
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,050
:
I'm sorry.
325
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:39,182
:
I'm sorry.
326
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:40,314
I tried.
327
00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:42,359
My hand wouldn't let me.
328
00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:45,536
I regret...
329
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,016
nothing.
330
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:49,018
Interesting gambit, but I guess
331
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:51,934
the Lemmings didn't follow you
off the cliff.
332
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:54,154
When you've spent some time
in the real world,
333
00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:57,984
you'll realize you can't fight
the system, and now...
334
00:14:58,027 --> 00:14:59,681
I'mthe system.
335
00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:17,786
Don't worry,
I just let the air out.
336
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:20,049
We can talk
while I put on your spare.
337
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:22,008
Look, I'm sorry I had
to resort to this,
338
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:25,359
but you have to give me
five minutes so we can talk.
339
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:29,580
:
I can talk over the music!
340
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,801
You can't drive on a flat!
341
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:36,283
You're going to ruin your rims!
342
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,637
That was a red light!
343
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,640
You might want to notice
344
00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:48,991
my entire opening paragraph
is a palindrome.
345
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,993
You might want to notice...
346
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,126
my formatting.
347
00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:59,132
What's this?
348
00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:01,656
A study of irrigation techniques
of pre-Roman society and how
349
00:16:01,699 --> 00:16:04,006
they led to the advancement
of Western civilization.
350
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:07,227
I thought we were just studying
Mesopotamian farming techniques.
351
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,228
We were.
352
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,012
I just used that as
a jumping-off point.
353
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,710
I saw how their influences
spread through the Egyptians,
354
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:15,931
the Carthaginians, basically
through the whole ancient world.
355
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,064
I think you'll be very happy
with this paper.
356
00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:20,588
Very nice, Number Twelve.
357
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:24,200
It's nice to see
a little effort put forth
358
00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:29,118
while some are content
to do the absolute minimum.
359
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:35,255
So... he wants... to play.
360
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:37,605
Oh, we'll play all right.
361
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:40,042
What is it we're playing?
362
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:44,003
♪
363
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:14,381
♪
364
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,367
Okay, I think
we're ready
365
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,152
to show Principal
Littledove
366
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:49,372
what the right kind
of motivation
can accomplish.
367
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,766
Well done, class.
368
00:17:56,205 --> 00:18:00,035
You know, maybe we should
just put our heads down
369
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:03,082
and take a rest
for a moment, shall we?
370
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:09,000
Yes, One-to-the-Eleventh?
371
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:11,394
Did you know I can count
to a million by prime numbers?
372
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:12,917
I can, too!
373
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:15,137
So can I! It's easy.
374
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:16,399
That's not necessary.
375
00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:19,794
2, 3, 5, 7, 11...
376
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:21,709
13, 17, 19...
377
00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:23,928
:
23, 29, 31.
378
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:25,713
Now by hundreds!
379
00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:31,197
101, 211, 307, 401, 503, 601...
380
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,198
DABNEY:
7!
381
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:35,157
7! No!
382
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,377
Okay, that is enough,
One-to-the-Eleventh.
383
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,248
By thousands! 1,009...
384
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:40,293
2,003...
385
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:41,163
Now back by hundreds!
386
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:43,209
2,111, 2,203...
387
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:44,210
2... 11...
388
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,212
No!
389
00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:47,648
Where are you going,
Number Three?
390
00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:48,866
It's hot.
391
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:51,826
It's hot and I'm stupid!
392
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:54,263
I'm stupid, too!
393
00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:57,353
Everybody, please remain seated!
394
00:18:58,093 --> 00:18:59,660
I'm Zero!
395
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:03,359
Zero-to-the-Zeroth!
396
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,373
I'm nothing!
397
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:20,333
I'm invisible!
398
00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:24,250
Boy, that's quite a show
for your first week here.
399
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:27,644
You were right,
you can't beat the system,
400
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:29,951
but you sure can break it.
401
00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:35,565
I love you guys.
402
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:38,351
I'll write you
when I get there, okay?
403
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:40,048
Someday, when
you come back
404
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:44,313
and you're unemployed
and have no place to live,
405
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:47,403
you can come stay at my castle.
406
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,972
Thanks, bud.
407
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:53,279
He's leaving.
408
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:55,281
He just wants to talk to you.
409
00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:57,283
Just hear him out.
410
00:19:57,326 --> 00:20:00,242
Lois, this... this
has got to stop.
411
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,026
He's going very far away
412
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:05,204
and you're not
going to see him
for a very long time.
413
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:09,251
Honey, there are
moments in life
414
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:13,124
that you just
don't get back,
and I know you.
415
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:15,475
If you do not deal
with this now,
416
00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:17,781
it will haunt
you forever.
417
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:22,308
Fine.
418
00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:27,313
I've lost a son
but gained a baby.
419
00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:32,056
I tried.
420
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:34,320
I know.
421
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:42,502
Are you sure
this is what you want?
422
00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:45,722
Well, it'd better be.
423
00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:49,030
LOIS:
Francis.
424
00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:01,695
I'm listening.
425
00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:05,438
This is what you get!
426
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,962
This is what you get for
the way you treated me!
427
00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:11,313
I'm going to Alaska
and you're going to
be left without a son!
428
00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:13,315
And the horrible
way you treated me
429
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:14,795
is now a matter
of public record!
430
00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:16,753
LOIS:
I treated you?!
431
00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:18,929
We've made sacrifice
after sacrifice for you
432
00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:20,583
and you've caused us
nothing but pain!
433
00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:22,585
You want pain?! I've
got your scars, baby!
434
00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:24,195
3h years in that
horrible school...
435
00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:26,023
We went without
for that school!
436
00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:26,981
Oh!
437
00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:28,722
Oh! Maybe I should
thank you!
438
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:31,942
Thank you, Mother,
for making my life
a living hell!
439
00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:33,248
Living hell?!
You've been nothing
440
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,163
but a problem since
the day you were born.
441
00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:37,208
Your problems are over, lady,
'cause I'm out of here!
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