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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,386 --> 00:00:35,386 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:36,265 --> 00:00:39,640 THE PERFECT DATE 3 00:00:40,807 --> 00:00:43,057 You can't even be on time for my wedding! 4 00:00:43,225 --> 00:00:45,432 Sorry, parking took forever. 5 00:00:45,975 --> 00:00:47,140 It's cool. 6 00:00:47,975 --> 00:00:49,557 So you're getting hitched? 7 00:00:50,557 --> 00:00:52,140 Mazel tov! 8 00:00:52,515 --> 00:00:54,015 Why? I'm not Jewish. 9 00:00:54,182 --> 00:00:55,057 How do you know? 10 00:00:55,225 --> 00:00:57,432 Mazel tov sounds good, it's festive. 11 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,225 Is my tie alright? 12 00:00:59,390 --> 00:01:00,015 I'll fix it. 13 00:01:00,182 --> 00:01:01,432 It looks crap? 14 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:02,473 It's fine. 15 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:05,015 - I knew it. - Sorted. 16 00:01:08,850 --> 00:01:12,515 Who's the blonde? I've never seen her before. 17 00:01:12,890 --> 00:01:15,807 She's Swedish. I handled her divorce. 18 00:01:16,475 --> 00:01:18,932 8 years studying law just to meet divorcees. 19 00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:20,265 What a scam. 20 00:01:20,432 --> 00:01:22,140 Maybe, but it works. 21 00:01:22,307 --> 00:01:25,350 She's got an ass like Halley's Comet. 22 00:01:25,515 --> 00:01:26,765 One every 15 years. 23 00:01:26,932 --> 00:01:28,225 75! 24 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,640 Halley's Comet is every 75 years. 25 00:01:30,807 --> 00:01:32,182 See what I mean? 26 00:01:35,140 --> 00:01:37,682 Candice Rap, do you take Michel Nathan 27 00:01:37,850 --> 00:01:40,100 as your lawful wedded husband? 28 00:01:41,765 --> 00:01:42,682 I do. 29 00:01:42,765 --> 00:01:45,475 Michel Nathan, do you take 30 00:01:46,390 --> 00:01:48,600 Candice Rap as your lawful wedded wife? 31 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:50,640 I do. 32 00:01:51,015 --> 00:01:52,890 I declare 33 00:01:53,057 --> 00:01:56,600 you both man and wife. 34 00:02:07,057 --> 00:02:08,557 You're Halley's Comet. 35 00:02:08,932 --> 00:02:09,932 You're Halley's Comet. 36 00:02:10,100 --> 00:02:11,725 Be kärful. 37 00:02:11,890 --> 00:02:12,807 Be kärful, Vincent. 38 00:02:12,975 --> 00:02:13,890 I don't understand. 39 00:02:13,975 --> 00:02:14,932 Be kärful! 40 00:02:15,100 --> 00:02:17,725 Yeah... Say some more... 41 00:02:17,890 --> 00:02:18,807 Be kärful. 42 00:02:18,890 --> 00:02:21,432 That turns me on. "Be kärful". 43 00:02:23,182 --> 00:02:24,140 Be kärful. 44 00:02:24,307 --> 00:02:26,057 Yes... 45 00:02:39,557 --> 00:02:41,725 You're officially divorced. 46 00:02:52,182 --> 00:02:54,265 - What can I say? - Nothing. 47 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:02,057 I knew it would never work. 48 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:03,225 It wasn't fate. 49 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:05,350 Not that again! 50 00:03:05,515 --> 00:03:06,682 I do know! 51 00:03:12,390 --> 00:03:13,640 Vincent. 52 00:03:14,932 --> 00:03:16,932 I'm leaving for South America. 53 00:03:17,350 --> 00:03:18,932 A humanitarian mission. 54 00:03:20,015 --> 00:03:22,725 "Building Hope". I may never return. 55 00:03:25,182 --> 00:03:26,057 No comment? 56 00:03:26,682 --> 00:03:27,557 Crap. 57 00:03:27,725 --> 00:03:28,640 Pardon? 58 00:03:29,350 --> 00:03:30,640 She signed "Crap". 59 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:34,475 "Rap". It's her name. C is for Candice. 60 00:03:36,432 --> 00:03:38,057 She's still signed "Crap". 61 00:03:38,225 --> 00:03:40,100 Sure it's signed "Crap". 62 00:03:40,265 --> 00:03:42,850 Her name is Candice Rap so she signs "Crap". 63 00:03:43,015 --> 00:03:43,850 Right. 64 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:46,932 If her name was Fanny Unky it would be Funky! 65 00:03:48,475 --> 00:03:51,015 Good, we've had a laugh. Let's move on. 66 00:03:51,182 --> 00:03:55,390 All your naff theories about True Love have got you where? 67 00:03:55,557 --> 00:03:57,515 You divorce after a year. 68 00:03:58,557 --> 00:04:01,350 Know what your problem is? Your family! 69 00:04:01,725 --> 00:04:04,432 Sort it! Or you'll never make it with chicks. 70 00:04:05,265 --> 00:04:07,765 Thanks for the encouragement. 71 00:04:07,932 --> 00:04:09,350 I feel on top of it now. 72 00:04:14,015 --> 00:04:16,474 What? A baby? 73 00:04:17,515 --> 00:04:19,349 Mine? Is she sure? 74 00:04:20,140 --> 00:04:23,140 She vanished back to Sweden over a year ago, 75 00:04:23,308 --> 00:04:25,058 that kid could be anyone's! 76 00:04:25,808 --> 00:04:28,058 I warn you, I demand a DNA test! 77 00:04:29,725 --> 00:04:31,015 What's his name? 78 00:04:32,058 --> 00:04:33,975 Again? We were cut off. 79 00:04:34,558 --> 00:04:37,516 Arvid? No, we weren't cut off. 80 00:04:39,058 --> 00:04:40,558 Thanks. Bye. 81 00:04:43,015 --> 00:04:44,265 Arvid. 82 00:04:45,975 --> 00:04:48,350 Look at that bouquet! 83 00:04:48,515 --> 00:04:50,015 It's so hot. 84 00:04:53,140 --> 00:04:54,015 Listen! 85 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:55,975 Please, everybody! 86 00:04:56,140 --> 00:04:57,557 Grandpa's speech! 87 00:04:58,890 --> 00:05:01,265 Jean-François! Cécile! 88 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:04,015 It's our 60th wedding anniversary. 89 00:05:04,183 --> 00:05:05,725 Want to hear it again? 90 00:05:10,015 --> 00:05:12,390 - You asked for it! - Yes! 91 00:05:12,933 --> 00:05:15,641 I was in London that summer 92 00:05:15,808 --> 00:05:17,558 to learn English. 93 00:05:18,058 --> 00:05:18,975 Like hell you were! 94 00:05:19,140 --> 00:05:22,140 I was in Hyde Park, wearing shorts and a singlet. 95 00:05:22,308 --> 00:05:23,725 Stylish! 96 00:05:24,183 --> 00:05:25,975 And a storm broke. 97 00:05:26,390 --> 00:05:27,850 I was drenched. 98 00:05:28,558 --> 00:05:30,683 She offered to share her umbrella. 99 00:05:31,850 --> 00:05:33,390 I said: "Thank you." 100 00:05:33,683 --> 00:05:36,016 She replied: "Mais de rien." 101 00:05:36,390 --> 00:05:38,765 She was French! I was saved! 102 00:05:40,765 --> 00:05:42,850 The first time I saw her 103 00:05:43,515 --> 00:05:44,850 it was crystal clear. 104 00:05:46,183 --> 00:05:50,058 We kissed under her umbrella. 105 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:53,890 And ever since that day we thank fate 106 00:05:54,140 --> 00:05:56,600 for bringing us together. 107 00:06:02,850 --> 00:06:03,808 Really. 108 00:06:03,975 --> 00:06:05,140 Thanks, mum-in-law. 109 00:06:05,308 --> 00:06:06,850 Dad. 110 00:06:07,015 --> 00:06:09,265 This is fun. Mum. 111 00:06:09,515 --> 00:06:10,640 Time you started. 112 00:06:10,808 --> 00:06:12,766 I'm doing my best. 113 00:06:13,225 --> 00:06:14,850 Congratulations. 114 00:06:20,683 --> 00:06:22,433 I knew your mother! 115 00:06:24,433 --> 00:06:27,600 Frankly, Nathalie, this case will be tricky. 116 00:06:29,183 --> 00:06:33,850 Problem is, your ex is in a precarious situation. 117 00:06:34,015 --> 00:06:35,890 And I can't work like that. 118 00:06:36,058 --> 00:06:38,850 Isn't a lousy marriage a precarious situation? 119 00:06:39,015 --> 00:06:41,015 We're gonna fight, don't worry. 120 00:06:41,433 --> 00:06:42,558 I'm not in the way? 121 00:06:43,183 --> 00:06:44,308 Come on. 122 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,265 When did we last make love? 123 00:06:46,433 --> 00:06:49,433 I'd say between 10 to 15 minutes ago. 124 00:06:52,225 --> 00:06:53,975 Your friend Michel is waiting. 125 00:06:54,140 --> 00:06:55,682 Remember to pick up your son... 126 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:57,350 Shit! I'm running late. 127 00:06:58,558 --> 00:07:00,058 You have a son? Since when? 128 00:07:00,225 --> 00:07:01,308 5 years. 129 00:07:01,475 --> 00:07:03,725 Holidays only. His mum lives in Sweden. 130 00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:05,350 What's his name? 131 00:07:06,183 --> 00:07:07,100 Arvid. 132 00:07:08,225 --> 00:07:10,640 I know. Sounds like an Ikea kitchen. 133 00:07:10,808 --> 00:07:13,475 But I love him. Are you free tomorrow? 134 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:14,765 Basketball. 135 00:07:15,515 --> 00:07:16,600 Basketball? 136 00:07:16,890 --> 00:07:18,932 I'm a top player in the Paris courts. 137 00:07:19,308 --> 00:07:21,600 That's funny, you're not very tall. 138 00:07:22,808 --> 00:07:23,850 You can come. 139 00:07:24,015 --> 00:07:26,182 Right. Cool it, I'm coming! 140 00:07:26,933 --> 00:07:28,308 Take a look at that! 141 00:07:29,140 --> 00:07:30,515 We'll put it away. 142 00:07:30,683 --> 00:07:33,600 And get the works out again tomorrow! 143 00:07:34,975 --> 00:07:39,100 I'm on the waiting list. I'm just going to delay my flight: 144 00:07:39,725 --> 00:07:41,433 there's a cancellation. 145 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:45,683 And I find myself sitting beside a handsome dentist. 146 00:07:46,183 --> 00:07:48,683 His dad. Flying to New York. 147 00:07:48,850 --> 00:07:49,808 The Big Apple. 148 00:07:49,975 --> 00:07:53,140 He's scared stiff so he takes my hand. 149 00:07:53,308 --> 00:07:55,558 Like he's asking me to marry him! 150 00:07:56,140 --> 00:07:58,015 José! Check the Plymouth table. 151 00:07:58,183 --> 00:07:59,641 Then two days later, 152 00:07:59,808 --> 00:08:02,141 who do I meet walking in Central Park? 153 00:08:02,308 --> 00:08:03,766 Woody Allen. 154 00:08:05,350 --> 00:08:06,558 No, darling, your dad. 155 00:08:06,725 --> 00:08:08,140 Just kidding, mum. 156 00:08:10,015 --> 00:08:11,390 It's lasted 35 years. 157 00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:13,808 - Nicole! - Coming! 158 00:08:15,558 --> 00:08:18,183 These encounters are so moving. It's fate. 159 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:19,808 Like with us! 160 00:08:20,683 --> 00:08:22,016 Take my parents, 161 00:08:22,183 --> 00:08:24,433 they didn't meet by fate: a fiasco. 162 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,265 I don't give a shit. 163 00:08:28,390 --> 00:08:30,599 Straighten up, you're all hunched! 164 00:08:35,474 --> 00:08:36,682 Hello, Nicole. 165 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,057 Hello, Vincent. 166 00:08:38,266 --> 00:08:39,183 - How are you? - Good. 167 00:08:39,682 --> 00:08:40,724 How's work? 168 00:08:40,891 --> 00:08:43,266 Lousy, recession is bad for divorces. 169 00:08:44,307 --> 00:08:47,307 How you've grown! 170 00:08:48,016 --> 00:08:49,475 Hi, Michel. Sorry I'm late. 171 00:08:49,641 --> 00:08:52,225 30 minutes late is early for you. 172 00:08:52,391 --> 00:08:53,350 Big case? 173 00:08:53,516 --> 00:08:54,641 Awesome. 174 00:09:00,475 --> 00:09:01,725 What did he say? 175 00:09:01,891 --> 00:09:04,766 We all got "Dad" but not the rest of it. 176 00:09:04,932 --> 00:09:05,850 Not fluent yet? 177 00:09:06,016 --> 00:09:08,016 - Hey, Swedish? - Hey, he's your son! 178 00:09:08,182 --> 00:09:11,100 It's a twisted language, nothing like French. 179 00:09:11,391 --> 00:09:12,308 Except for clitoris. 180 00:09:13,432 --> 00:09:14,640 "Klittoris". 181 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:18,140 Please, Vincent! 182 00:09:18,807 --> 00:09:20,807 I know what a clitoris is! 183 00:09:22,057 --> 00:09:22,932 Unlike your dad. 184 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:24,600 No! Mum... 185 00:09:24,766 --> 00:09:26,225 Michel! 186 00:09:28,391 --> 00:09:31,141 I never think parents are made like us. 187 00:09:31,225 --> 00:09:32,100 Come on. 188 00:09:32,266 --> 00:09:34,891 This won't do. I don't want dead time. 189 00:09:35,057 --> 00:09:37,100 Anticipate empty glasses! Plan! 190 00:09:37,266 --> 00:09:38,891 The Cambridge table is wilting! 191 00:09:39,057 --> 00:09:40,432 - But... - Don't answer! 192 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:43,350 Answer me. Why don't you answer? 193 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:46,308 No! I'm explaining that you don't answer. 194 00:09:48,057 --> 00:09:48,975 What about the cake...? 195 00:09:49,141 --> 00:09:50,891 You do not answer! 196 00:09:57,475 --> 00:09:59,516 6 months ago I dated a singer. 197 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,140 Nightmare! 198 00:10:01,891 --> 00:10:03,891 If I'd bonked her bum like she fucked my head 199 00:10:04,057 --> 00:10:05,640 she'd have a flat ass. 200 00:10:08,850 --> 00:10:10,891 The way you talk about women! 201 00:10:11,057 --> 00:10:13,307 Know what they say about us? 202 00:10:13,475 --> 00:10:16,432 We have pricks for brains. I can accept it. 203 00:10:18,475 --> 00:10:20,641 To the girl I may never meet. 204 00:10:22,807 --> 00:10:24,557 Stop beating yourself up. 205 00:10:25,682 --> 00:10:27,600 What do you expect me to say? 206 00:10:28,057 --> 00:10:30,975 Why can't I ever meet the right girl? 207 00:10:31,141 --> 00:10:32,641 Everyone else does. Why can't I? 208 00:10:32,807 --> 00:10:36,057 You met your dream girl, Candice. And dumped her. 209 00:10:36,432 --> 00:10:40,850 No, it couldn't work, we were at school together, we met every day. 210 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:44,183 The magic of a great encounter wasn't there. 211 00:10:44,725 --> 00:10:47,557 So what is this Great Encounter? 212 00:10:47,725 --> 00:10:48,725 How do you know it's Her? 213 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,975 You don't understand, it's... 214 00:10:51,516 --> 00:10:55,808 All great love stories are fated. It's destiny. 215 00:10:56,432 --> 00:10:59,765 Maybe on an ocean liner off Mexico. A masked ball. 216 00:10:59,932 --> 00:11:01,932 Right. Mexico, yeah! 217 00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:03,850 A jazz band. 218 00:11:04,391 --> 00:11:06,933 I see her, she sees me... then... 219 00:11:07,432 --> 00:11:09,225 A Mexican jazz band, huh? 220 00:11:09,641 --> 00:11:11,016 THE classic encounter. 221 00:11:19,266 --> 00:11:20,683 Go for it, Hélène! 222 00:11:26,641 --> 00:11:29,016 Vincent! Come on in! 223 00:11:29,391 --> 00:11:31,350 It's cool you're here! 224 00:11:32,182 --> 00:11:33,640 Just had to ask. 225 00:11:34,141 --> 00:11:35,766 Who's in the wheelchairs? 226 00:11:35,932 --> 00:11:38,100 Disabled people. Never seen any? 227 00:11:38,266 --> 00:11:39,683 No, never. 228 00:11:43,307 --> 00:11:44,682 Who's the blonde fitness? 229 00:11:44,850 --> 00:11:47,100 Can't help it, huh? She's Angèle. 230 00:11:47,766 --> 00:11:48,975 My best friend. 231 00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:51,641 Her sister Hélène is in the wheelchair. 232 00:11:51,932 --> 00:11:53,307 They're very close. 233 00:11:54,307 --> 00:11:55,557 Does she have a fella? 234 00:11:56,266 --> 00:11:58,100 Raving again? 235 00:11:58,266 --> 00:11:59,641 Just asking. 236 00:12:00,225 --> 00:12:01,641 See you tonight? 237 00:12:02,057 --> 00:12:03,475 Are you with us? 238 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:05,765 Give my sister a break. 239 00:12:09,932 --> 00:12:11,307 Claudine. Vincent. 240 00:12:11,475 --> 00:12:12,932 Hi, Vincent. 241 00:12:16,307 --> 00:12:17,807 - Angèle. - Nice to meet you. 242 00:12:17,891 --> 00:12:18,766 I'm Vincent. 243 00:12:18,932 --> 00:12:21,015 The basketball pro? 244 00:12:21,516 --> 00:12:22,850 Yes. Well, let's say... 245 00:12:23,016 --> 00:12:25,600 Go for it. Show us some stuff. 246 00:12:26,016 --> 00:12:26,975 Yeah? 247 00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:29,390 I don't know. 248 00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:32,391 Well, I... it's a bit embarrassing. 249 00:12:32,557 --> 00:12:33,515 Hold this, baby? 250 00:12:39,682 --> 00:12:41,140 He calls you "baby"? 251 00:12:41,557 --> 00:12:43,475 Odd! He never has before. 252 00:12:43,641 --> 00:12:46,225 Let's start with the basics. 253 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:47,683 Simple moves. 254 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,932 OK! Scrap international rules. 255 00:12:54,891 --> 00:12:57,600 OK, I grasp this work method. 256 00:12:57,766 --> 00:12:59,933 Watch out! Over here! 257 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,225 Are we together? No, you're with him. 258 00:13:11,266 --> 00:13:12,475 Shit! 259 00:13:12,641 --> 00:13:14,350 Don't mess about. Throw it. 260 00:13:14,516 --> 00:13:16,475 - Well... - An international player! 261 00:13:16,641 --> 00:13:19,683 It's easy to hurt people with a wheelchair! 262 00:13:19,850 --> 00:13:21,350 I only have arms and legs. 263 00:13:23,557 --> 00:13:24,932 For you, baby. 264 00:13:25,807 --> 00:13:26,682 I'm not here. 265 00:13:26,850 --> 00:13:28,057 Take off! 266 00:13:30,975 --> 00:13:33,350 Even the backboard isn't regulation. 267 00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:36,225 I don't know when I'll be back from Argentina. 268 00:13:37,932 --> 00:13:39,890 Michel Nathan, Architect. 269 00:13:40,057 --> 00:13:42,640 He's busy, can I take a message? 270 00:13:43,391 --> 00:13:44,725 Yes, Pablo. 271 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,850 Nawi, Ayelen. 272 00:13:55,016 --> 00:13:57,266 Newen and Wayra. I must go. 273 00:13:58,350 --> 00:13:59,307 Yes. 274 00:13:59,475 --> 00:14:02,725 I promise, I'll be back as soon as I can. 275 00:14:04,307 --> 00:14:06,182 I'll miss you guys too. 276 00:14:07,307 --> 00:14:08,265 Goodbye. 277 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:11,933 Yes, Swan? 278 00:14:13,682 --> 00:14:15,350 For your Humanitarian Mission. 279 00:14:16,016 --> 00:14:17,891 Thank you, that's sweet. 280 00:14:23,557 --> 00:14:25,015 Aren't they cute? 281 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,850 I mean the t-shirts! 282 00:14:29,141 --> 00:14:30,725 Why "For Famine"? 283 00:14:31,182 --> 00:14:34,140 I'm for famine relief. Like you, Michel. 284 00:14:34,850 --> 00:14:37,850 You should have put "For no more". 285 00:14:38,266 --> 00:14:39,183 For no more what? 286 00:14:39,557 --> 00:14:41,515 For no more famine. 287 00:14:41,975 --> 00:14:44,475 You mean for supporting famine? 288 00:14:44,891 --> 00:14:45,975 No. 289 00:14:47,766 --> 00:14:49,391 We're at cross-purposes. 290 00:14:49,557 --> 00:14:51,890 I just mean Famine - No more. 291 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,600 Of course! I see. 292 00:14:55,307 --> 00:14:56,807 Silly me! 293 00:15:01,516 --> 00:15:04,141 I'm so happy to be working with you. 294 00:15:04,307 --> 00:15:05,307 But... 295 00:15:06,350 --> 00:15:09,057 Swan, what's got into you? 296 00:15:09,725 --> 00:15:10,766 I'm sorry. 297 00:15:11,307 --> 00:15:12,557 I lost it. 298 00:15:13,141 --> 00:15:15,975 I must have put out the wrong message. 299 00:15:16,141 --> 00:15:17,766 I'd better go. 300 00:15:17,932 --> 00:15:19,265 Absolutely. 301 00:15:20,725 --> 00:15:22,307 The other way! There. 302 00:15:26,391 --> 00:15:28,933 Obelix colour mentos, A590. 303 00:15:29,475 --> 00:15:31,807 Grasshopper techno parade, A240. 304 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:35,641 Popeye minus spinach, A060. 305 00:15:35,807 --> 00:15:38,057 Hello. We met at the party. 306 00:15:38,225 --> 00:15:40,850 Right. I'm Ariel. Delighted to meet you. 307 00:15:40,932 --> 00:15:41,807 Ariel? 308 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,975 Yes. Like the washing powder. 309 00:15:44,141 --> 00:15:45,808 I'm Ariel and I'm gay. 310 00:15:46,557 --> 00:15:47,682 Funny, penguin? 311 00:15:48,057 --> 00:15:49,975 Finish stocktaking downstairs. 312 00:15:50,641 --> 00:15:51,808 Move it! 313 00:15:52,225 --> 00:15:53,350 How can I help you? 314 00:15:54,182 --> 00:15:55,057 I'll explain. 315 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:58,641 A blind date for my best friend with a girl. 316 00:15:58,807 --> 00:16:00,515 I want a Mexican costume for her. 317 00:16:00,682 --> 00:16:03,765 Something he'll notice when he sees her. 318 00:16:03,932 --> 00:16:06,432 Mexico? José, the catalogue! 319 00:16:07,557 --> 00:16:09,515 The page, the page. 320 00:16:10,766 --> 00:16:12,225 It's all dog-eared! 321 00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:16,141 Take a look at this. 322 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,932 A Fajitas costume. A beige cloak 323 00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:22,475 and green tights: it's Guacamole. Very original. 324 00:16:22,975 --> 00:16:25,391 It's for a romantic meeting. 325 00:16:25,891 --> 00:16:28,516 Romantic? They never fill me in. 326 00:16:28,682 --> 00:16:30,265 If they say fish I say chips! 327 00:16:35,807 --> 00:16:37,140 Or there's this. 328 00:16:38,557 --> 00:16:40,057 Perfect. How much is it? 329 00:16:40,225 --> 00:16:42,350 - 60 euro a day. - Brilliant. 330 00:16:42,516 --> 00:16:45,891 Plus a 1000 euro deposit on the hat, hand-made in Mexico. 331 00:16:46,350 --> 00:16:48,016 1000 euros? No fucking way! 332 00:16:48,557 --> 00:16:50,100 Hand-made. In Mexico. 333 00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:53,558 - Hello. - Excuse me. 334 00:16:54,016 --> 00:16:54,891 Well? 335 00:16:54,975 --> 00:16:56,516 Angèle agrees. I'll go with her. 336 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:59,725 Great. But it won't work if you're there! 337 00:16:59,891 --> 00:17:01,683 I smell another costume! 338 00:17:01,850 --> 00:17:03,140 Back off. 339 00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:04,308 Hold it. 340 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:07,558 Girls always go out together. 341 00:17:07,933 --> 00:17:08,891 It costs a bomb. 342 00:17:09,349 --> 00:17:10,558 Hand-made in Mexico! 343 00:17:12,308 --> 00:17:13,266 Listen, Vincent. 344 00:17:13,808 --> 00:17:17,724 You begged me to help you set up this blind date, 345 00:17:17,890 --> 00:17:20,057 deal with it or you're on your own! 346 00:17:20,765 --> 00:17:22,515 Let's start again. 347 00:17:22,933 --> 00:17:24,349 Art deco Peter Pan... 348 00:17:24,515 --> 00:17:26,015 Wait, I'll negotiate. 349 00:17:26,183 --> 00:17:28,683 Schtroumpf with glasses, A060. 350 00:17:30,225 --> 00:17:32,015 A table for two, please. 351 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:33,975 Michel Nathan. 352 00:17:34,683 --> 00:17:38,183 I'm looking at your brochure. You have a jazz band? 353 00:17:39,390 --> 00:17:40,432 French? 354 00:17:41,475 --> 00:17:43,183 What's French jazz? 355 00:17:54,765 --> 00:17:56,640 Can you wait 2 minutes? 356 00:17:56,808 --> 00:17:58,183 - 2 minutes. - What for? 357 00:17:58,265 --> 00:17:59,557 I'll be back. Go in. 358 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:00,515 What's wrong? 359 00:18:01,265 --> 00:18:02,265 I have a problem. 360 00:18:02,433 --> 00:18:03,766 What sort of problem? 361 00:18:03,933 --> 00:18:05,308 I need a chemist. 362 00:18:06,015 --> 00:18:07,850 Now? You're not serious! 363 00:18:08,265 --> 00:18:09,390 I can't help it. 364 00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:11,515 You can't do this to me. 365 00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:13,100 Go on. I'll be back. 366 00:18:13,265 --> 00:18:16,140 I'm not going in alone wearing this poncho! 367 00:18:16,308 --> 00:18:20,141 These naff costumes were your idea, you're coming too. 368 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:22,516 - No, I've played this out. - Yes. 369 00:18:22,683 --> 00:18:25,808 Go in or we'll lose our table. See you in 5 minutes. 370 00:18:26,308 --> 00:18:27,558 You're a pain. 371 00:18:27,725 --> 00:18:28,683 5 minutes. 372 00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:30,515 Get a move on. 373 00:18:34,515 --> 00:18:35,890 What are you doing? 374 00:18:36,058 --> 00:18:38,725 I'm doing my best, I'm gridlocked. 375 00:18:38,890 --> 00:18:41,140 Move your ass, moron! 376 00:18:41,850 --> 00:18:43,265 You're blocking everyone! 377 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,350 Yeah, right! Fuck you too! 378 00:18:47,183 --> 00:18:50,600 I'm not eating in that dump, it's a tourist trap. 379 00:18:50,765 --> 00:18:53,225 Get here or I'll kill 3 musicians. 380 00:18:53,390 --> 00:18:54,932 So now you know! 381 00:18:55,725 --> 00:18:56,975 Fuck this. 382 00:19:30,933 --> 00:19:31,933 Hello. 383 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,515 Did you plan this Mexican party? 384 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,683 I didn't plan anything. 385 00:19:37,850 --> 00:19:42,225 It doesn't seem very Mexican to me. 386 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,057 You're the only poncho. 387 00:19:44,515 --> 00:19:47,350 I'm waiting for a girlfriend actually. 388 00:19:48,890 --> 00:19:52,307 Me too. I'm waiting for a buddy. 389 00:19:54,350 --> 00:19:55,515 He's gridlocked. 390 00:19:55,808 --> 00:19:56,725 - Really? - Yes. 391 00:19:56,808 --> 00:19:58,683 We drove here, no problem. 392 00:19:59,225 --> 00:20:00,808 - Really? - Yes. 393 00:20:03,890 --> 00:20:05,557 I don't like that music. 394 00:20:05,725 --> 00:20:07,433 Me neither! 395 00:20:13,475 --> 00:20:14,433 I... 396 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:15,640 Yes. 397 00:20:17,265 --> 00:20:20,140 And dividing the property... 398 00:20:21,558 --> 00:20:24,433 Excuse me, just a minute. 399 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,600 Calm down, Michel, I'm on my way over. 400 00:20:31,725 --> 00:20:34,390 Now chill out. Michel. 401 00:20:34,558 --> 00:20:36,266 Any girls there? 402 00:20:37,058 --> 00:20:38,808 Should be packed with them. 403 00:20:38,975 --> 00:20:40,683 I can't see any. 404 00:20:40,850 --> 00:20:44,933 One pretty girl but... dressed Mexican, she's alone. 405 00:20:46,808 --> 00:20:49,225 Your chemist has no signal! 406 00:20:49,390 --> 00:20:51,557 Call me, I'm waiting for you. 407 00:20:51,725 --> 00:20:54,433 No. I can't talk to her, I don't know her. 408 00:20:54,725 --> 00:20:57,890 Get your ass over here. OK? 409 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,515 Nathalie, what's going on? 410 00:21:01,683 --> 00:21:04,058 Shit! You idiot! 411 00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:07,975 - What's wrong? - My hat fell off. 412 00:21:09,725 --> 00:21:11,475 We can get it back. 413 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,807 What are you doing? 414 00:21:13,975 --> 00:21:15,265 Hey, don't... 415 00:21:15,683 --> 00:21:19,766 If we're lucky the current will carry it to the bank. 416 00:21:20,225 --> 00:21:21,725 It's not my hat! 417 00:21:24,058 --> 00:21:25,725 Great! 418 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,515 Nearly... 419 00:21:34,683 --> 00:21:37,433 I've got it... 420 00:21:37,975 --> 00:21:39,225 Shit! Shit! 421 00:21:41,350 --> 00:21:43,265 Fuck it! 422 00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:50,932 I'm sorry. Nearly got it. 423 00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:53,725 I saw. You got dirty. 424 00:21:54,390 --> 00:21:56,140 It's nothing. 425 00:21:56,850 --> 00:21:58,558 We haven't introduced ourselves. 426 00:21:59,390 --> 00:22:00,265 Michel. 427 00:22:00,725 --> 00:22:03,100 Angèle. It was very nice of you to try. 428 00:22:04,515 --> 00:22:05,390 - So. - Yes. 429 00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:06,850 Well, I... 430 00:22:07,350 --> 00:22:09,600 Let's part on a happier note. 431 00:22:10,265 --> 00:22:11,265 Right. 432 00:22:11,683 --> 00:22:14,600 May I offer you a drink, anywhere but here. 433 00:22:14,765 --> 00:22:17,100 I can't take that accordion... 434 00:22:17,265 --> 00:22:19,557 Isn't your friend arriving? 435 00:22:19,933 --> 00:22:21,141 Yes. 436 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:24,933 But he's been late for 15 years. I can stand him up. 437 00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:26,975 Especially for someone like you. 438 00:22:27,933 --> 00:22:31,100 But my friend is coming. And where can I go in this? 439 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,100 Tricky. 440 00:22:35,390 --> 00:22:38,807 I'll try and get the hat again as it may shrink. 441 00:22:39,058 --> 00:22:41,141 If I succeed I'll call you. 442 00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:44,558 So you have my number? 443 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,640 No, I don't. I'm sorry. 444 00:22:48,183 --> 00:22:50,350 You're hustling for my number! 445 00:22:50,515 --> 00:22:51,682 No! 446 00:22:51,850 --> 00:22:54,515 Oh, I see. No, absolutely not. 447 00:22:54,683 --> 00:22:57,975 No way. I'm not like that. Really. 448 00:22:58,140 --> 00:22:59,807 Don't worry, it's obvious! 449 00:23:00,725 --> 00:23:02,433 I look a right idiot. 450 00:23:03,390 --> 00:23:05,432 And me? What do I look like? 451 00:23:07,725 --> 00:23:09,265 Yes, you... 452 00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:13,933 I don't know! 453 00:23:15,683 --> 00:23:17,641 I looked naff in my poncho. 454 00:23:17,808 --> 00:23:19,516 We were pathetic. 455 00:23:19,683 --> 00:23:20,850 Gave him your number? 456 00:23:21,015 --> 00:23:22,057 Yes. 457 00:23:22,558 --> 00:23:25,475 He's really nice. And funny too. 458 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,182 So you're a pushover. 459 00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:31,308 You stood me up, remember? And what's the problem? 460 00:23:31,475 --> 00:23:34,225 I didn't stand you up, I was unwell. 461 00:23:34,390 --> 00:23:36,557 And my mobile battery was flat. 462 00:23:37,350 --> 00:23:38,975 You do have painful periods! 463 00:23:39,140 --> 00:23:40,557 Back off! 464 00:23:40,725 --> 00:23:41,765 What's his name? 465 00:23:41,933 --> 00:23:42,933 Michel. 466 00:23:43,140 --> 00:23:44,057 Lovely. 467 00:23:45,308 --> 00:23:47,100 Is Michel a lovely name? 468 00:23:47,725 --> 00:23:48,765 I think so. 469 00:23:49,475 --> 00:23:50,765 She has a fella! 470 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,850 I'm on the mobile 471 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:55,515 and her hat lands in the river! 472 00:23:55,933 --> 00:23:57,433 - What? - Yes! 473 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,350 - The hat fell in the water? - Right. 474 00:23:59,683 --> 00:24:00,558 Did you get it back? 475 00:24:00,933 --> 00:24:04,475 I tried to but there was a strong current. 476 00:24:05,265 --> 00:24:06,475 Shit! 477 00:24:08,390 --> 00:24:11,182 So it's gone? Vanished? 478 00:24:11,475 --> 00:24:12,433 Yes. 479 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,933 It was hideous and it wasn't hers. 480 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:16,515 Her expression... 481 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:20,015 We don't give a shit about the hat but... 482 00:24:20,183 --> 00:24:23,725 It's good that you tried to get it back at least. 483 00:24:25,725 --> 00:24:30,558 But as you say, it's gone. All over. Case closed. 484 00:24:31,350 --> 00:24:35,308 But those things cost an arm and a leg. 485 00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:36,558 You see? 486 00:24:38,558 --> 00:24:41,016 You don't care about the girl. Only the hat. 487 00:24:42,558 --> 00:24:43,725 No. 488 00:24:44,558 --> 00:24:46,350 - I do care. - Don't bother. 489 00:24:47,683 --> 00:24:49,266 See what I was saying? 490 00:24:49,433 --> 00:24:51,850 Fate does exist! 491 00:24:52,015 --> 00:24:55,225 I hope you're not mad at me? I fucked up but... 492 00:24:55,390 --> 00:24:58,015 Nathalie didn't feel well, she needed me. 493 00:24:58,683 --> 00:25:01,975 Don't you understand what I'm saying? 494 00:25:02,308 --> 00:25:06,016 If you'd been there I'd never have talked to her! 495 00:25:08,515 --> 00:25:10,225 Anyway I want you to know... 496 00:25:10,933 --> 00:25:13,516 I'm really happy for you, man. 497 00:25:14,433 --> 00:25:16,391 - We're naked? - Yes. So what? 498 00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:18,516 Take your arm away, please. 499 00:25:19,850 --> 00:25:21,140 The other one too. 500 00:25:21,725 --> 00:25:22,808 Thanks. 501 00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:36,225 Hello. 502 00:25:38,975 --> 00:25:40,515 Sorry I'm a bit late. 503 00:25:40,683 --> 00:25:43,600 No, I'm always early. 504 00:25:43,765 --> 00:25:44,807 You look beautiful. 505 00:25:44,975 --> 00:25:46,015 Thank you. 506 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:50,807 That's how Rudy the beaver builds Papaye the marmot's castle 507 00:25:50,975 --> 00:25:52,433 for ever and ever. 508 00:25:53,265 --> 00:25:54,640 Right. 509 00:25:54,933 --> 00:25:56,100 But... 510 00:25:56,515 --> 00:25:58,682 What happens to Barbu the fox? 511 00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:03,016 The children slice him up with a chainsaw, drink his blood 512 00:26:03,183 --> 00:26:05,391 and play baseball with his bones. 513 00:26:07,225 --> 00:26:08,265 How horrible. 514 00:26:08,725 --> 00:26:10,225 No, I'm kidding. 515 00:26:11,683 --> 00:26:14,433 Kandor the wizard turns him into a statue. 516 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,725 Obviously. 517 00:26:16,890 --> 00:26:18,515 You really believed it? 518 00:26:18,975 --> 00:26:20,225 I can be so dumb. 519 00:26:20,390 --> 00:26:23,600 You should have seen your face! Gobsmacked! 520 00:26:24,183 --> 00:26:25,516 I suppose so. 521 00:26:26,225 --> 00:26:27,433 Sorry! 522 00:26:28,515 --> 00:26:30,600 Apart from the chainsaw... 523 00:26:31,433 --> 00:26:33,475 it's a beautiful story. 524 00:26:34,140 --> 00:26:35,390 Thank you. 525 00:26:36,850 --> 00:26:40,808 How did you come to write stories for children? 526 00:26:41,390 --> 00:26:44,015 I have a little sister who's disabled. 527 00:26:44,183 --> 00:26:48,141 Sure. I'll buy it. 528 00:26:49,183 --> 00:26:50,475 My wheelchair's bust. 529 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,390 No. It's not a joke. 530 00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:01,015 I'm sorry. 531 00:27:01,183 --> 00:27:04,516 It's alright. You weren't to know. 532 00:27:08,015 --> 00:27:09,475 I'm really sorry. 533 00:27:10,890 --> 00:27:14,015 - It's appalling. - No, it's fine. 534 00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:18,600 I looked after her a lot when she was little. 535 00:27:18,765 --> 00:27:21,932 I told her bedtime stories 536 00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:23,515 and drew her pictures. 537 00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:25,350 So it's all thanks to her. 538 00:27:30,808 --> 00:27:33,100 Excuse me, I'll be right back. 539 00:27:39,015 --> 00:27:40,100 Good evening. 540 00:27:48,683 --> 00:27:50,391 - Feels good, huh? - Yes. 541 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,183 It makes me want to cry. 542 00:27:56,558 --> 00:27:59,683 So soft, so sweet... 543 00:28:00,725 --> 00:28:03,515 - If you felt what I feel... - Careful. 544 00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:05,975 I can pack a punch! 545 00:28:07,558 --> 00:28:08,891 What for? 546 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,225 You know what I mean. 547 00:28:17,808 --> 00:28:18,808 Shall we go? 548 00:28:18,890 --> 00:28:19,807 Yes. 549 00:28:30,515 --> 00:28:31,640 Want to play a game? 550 00:28:31,808 --> 00:28:33,516 Yes. What game? 551 00:28:35,140 --> 00:28:36,600 I'll explain. 552 00:28:36,765 --> 00:28:39,557 We share something that happened to us. 553 00:28:39,725 --> 00:28:42,308 That we feel really embarrassed about. 554 00:28:43,058 --> 00:28:43,933 OK? 555 00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:46,975 One night 556 00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:50,683 I fell asleep and... 557 00:28:51,308 --> 00:28:54,558 I don't know why, I wet the bed. 558 00:28:54,933 --> 00:28:57,016 Big time. 559 00:28:57,183 --> 00:29:00,225 The sheets were soaked, everything was wet. 560 00:29:00,390 --> 00:29:03,057 It was awful, my bed was like a lake. 561 00:29:06,308 --> 00:29:07,516 That's it. 562 00:29:07,683 --> 00:29:08,850 Yeah, right. 563 00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:11,265 At the same time it's not... 564 00:29:11,515 --> 00:29:16,100 it's awful but... it's good to talk about it. 565 00:29:16,265 --> 00:29:17,850 Hey, I was 13! 566 00:29:18,015 --> 00:29:20,515 Right! OK! 567 00:29:20,808 --> 00:29:24,475 Well, I imagined you... 568 00:29:25,140 --> 00:29:27,390 Older. 569 00:29:29,015 --> 00:29:31,015 - Shall we sit down? - Sure. 570 00:29:35,183 --> 00:29:36,933 - How about you? - Me? 571 00:29:37,100 --> 00:29:39,350 What embarrassed you the most? 572 00:29:39,515 --> 00:29:41,765 What embarrassed me the most? 573 00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:43,975 Michel! 574 00:29:46,183 --> 00:29:48,933 You masturbate in grandma's lace handkerchiefs! 575 00:29:49,975 --> 00:29:50,890 They're ruined! 576 00:29:51,808 --> 00:29:52,850 No! Nothing. 577 00:29:53,015 --> 00:29:56,140 My mind's a blank. I can't think why. 578 00:29:56,308 --> 00:29:58,016 Never mind. 579 00:29:58,390 --> 00:29:59,265 Let's move. I'm cold. 580 00:29:59,433 --> 00:30:00,558 Right. 581 00:30:03,808 --> 00:30:05,016 Holy shit! 582 00:30:05,183 --> 00:30:06,975 You've cut yourself. 583 00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:07,890 It's not deep. 584 00:30:07,975 --> 00:30:09,808 - It's bleeding. - No, I'm fine. 585 00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:11,558 Don't say no. Come on. 586 00:30:12,933 --> 00:30:14,350 - Alright? - It hurts. 587 00:30:14,515 --> 00:30:16,725 Of course it hurts a bit. 588 00:30:18,265 --> 00:30:20,100 Take it easy. 589 00:30:22,725 --> 00:30:24,558 Where are those photos? 590 00:30:24,725 --> 00:30:28,558 Ecuador. A school we built for the kids. 591 00:30:28,725 --> 00:30:29,683 Did you? 592 00:30:30,100 --> 00:30:32,183 Careful, this may sting a bit. 593 00:30:32,350 --> 00:30:33,475 That's fine. 594 00:30:41,015 --> 00:30:43,557 It will heal up in a day or two. 595 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,640 Will there be a check up visit? 596 00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:53,307 Definitely! It's a serious wound, 597 00:30:53,850 --> 00:30:55,808 we'll have to meet again. 598 00:31:13,850 --> 00:31:14,725 When? 599 00:31:15,265 --> 00:31:16,725 - Tomorrow? - Yeah. 600 00:31:17,225 --> 00:31:18,850 - Tomorrow. - Tomorrow is good. 601 00:31:19,015 --> 00:31:21,932 Tomorrow is great. Or maybe tonight? 602 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,933 - Yeah! - Brilliant. Tonight. 603 00:31:25,433 --> 00:31:27,183 We're on for tonight. 604 00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:35,600 - I'm sorry. - No, no. 605 00:31:35,765 --> 00:31:37,682 It's not you. But it hurts. 606 00:31:38,308 --> 00:31:40,058 - A lot. - I'm sorry. 607 00:31:40,475 --> 00:31:41,850 I'm sorry. 608 00:31:45,390 --> 00:31:47,682 It's been a lovely evening. 609 00:31:48,265 --> 00:31:51,975 For me too. A fantastic evening. 610 00:31:52,975 --> 00:31:55,308 - I'll call you a cab. - Thank you. 611 00:32:00,850 --> 00:32:02,183 Hello? Yes? 612 00:32:02,350 --> 00:32:03,808 - The address? - I need it. 613 00:32:03,975 --> 00:32:06,683 Rue Marcadet in the 18th district. 614 00:32:07,683 --> 00:32:10,808 Tremendous, I love that area. 615 00:32:12,475 --> 00:32:13,808 Thank you. 616 00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:16,183 Thank you. 617 00:33:55,058 --> 00:33:56,433 R U ASLEEP? 618 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,475 I'M IRONING A SHIRT 619 00:34:00,350 --> 00:34:02,975 U CAN DO EVERYTHING 620 00:34:04,475 --> 00:34:09,058 I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SEX 621 00:34:13,641 --> 00:34:14,891 WHAT? 622 00:34:16,348 --> 00:34:19,057 I DON'T DO IT OFTEN 623 00:34:22,098 --> 00:34:23,140 NO? 624 00:34:23,891 --> 00:34:28,558 CLEANING LADY ON HOLIDAY 625 00:34:29,098 --> 00:34:31,473 WHAT'S THE CONNECTION? 626 00:34:31,891 --> 00:34:33,808 IRONING 627 00:34:35,098 --> 00:34:37,473 WITH SEX? 628 00:34:38,598 --> 00:34:40,140 SEX? 629 00:34:43,348 --> 00:34:48,348 U SAID YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SEX 630 00:34:49,933 --> 00:34:52,016 No, with socks! 631 00:34:52,183 --> 00:34:53,683 Sox not sex! 632 00:34:54,308 --> 00:34:58,058 SOX! I MEANT SOX! 633 00:35:01,975 --> 00:35:03,350 Hello. 634 00:35:03,516 --> 00:35:05,808 Is the ab & butt class with Mario? 635 00:35:11,058 --> 00:35:12,308 Still haven't fucked? 636 00:35:12,475 --> 00:35:14,225 It's not like that. 637 00:35:15,183 --> 00:35:17,516 Shit! I'm working out! 638 00:35:18,891 --> 00:35:20,891 - Did I say something? - It's OK. 639 00:35:23,183 --> 00:35:26,641 You only come to the gym to have a shower. 640 00:35:29,475 --> 00:35:31,683 If anyone asks say I'm homeless. 641 00:35:35,433 --> 00:35:37,475 Pampering our body? 642 00:35:37,641 --> 00:35:38,266 You here? 643 00:35:38,433 --> 00:35:40,891 How did your friend's blind date go? 644 00:35:41,058 --> 00:35:43,100 - Costume look good? - I'll call you. 645 00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:44,308 I want it back. 646 00:35:44,475 --> 00:35:45,225 I'll call you! 647 00:35:45,391 --> 00:35:46,891 Who's paying for it? 648 00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:49,891 What's this about? 649 00:35:51,933 --> 00:35:54,725 Nothing. I don't know this man. 650 00:35:54,891 --> 00:35:56,808 Who's paying my bill? 651 00:36:00,100 --> 00:36:02,850 Did you set up my meeting with Angèle? 652 00:36:03,350 --> 00:36:05,516 No way! I don't know him. 653 00:36:06,391 --> 00:36:07,975 He hired 2 Mexican costumes! 654 00:36:08,433 --> 00:36:09,475 He hasn't paid me. 655 00:36:09,641 --> 00:36:11,225 I'll cash in the deposit. 656 00:36:13,266 --> 00:36:14,600 Don't bullshit me. 657 00:36:15,225 --> 00:36:16,683 Don't try to rip me off. 658 00:36:17,100 --> 00:36:18,141 Just shut up! 659 00:36:18,308 --> 00:36:19,516 Oh yes? 660 00:36:20,058 --> 00:36:21,308 Well? 661 00:36:21,808 --> 00:36:23,975 I helped things along a bit. 662 00:36:24,308 --> 00:36:26,100 You love each other, no problem! 663 00:36:27,683 --> 00:36:29,683 No problem? 664 00:36:33,391 --> 00:36:37,016 Why don't I smash your ape face in? 665 00:36:41,558 --> 00:36:42,183 Fuck! 666 00:36:42,891 --> 00:36:44,766 - How about me... - Piss off! 667 00:36:46,391 --> 00:36:47,641 Very good. 668 00:36:47,808 --> 00:36:49,016 And your deposit. 669 00:36:49,183 --> 00:36:50,808 You piss me off! 670 00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:57,350 This was left for you. 671 00:36:57,516 --> 00:36:58,683 No! 672 00:36:58,850 --> 00:37:00,433 - Yes, it's for you. - No! 673 00:37:02,100 --> 00:37:04,600 Two people. Let's talk calmly. Sit down. 674 00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:09,850 A man and a woman. A river bank. A chance meeting. 675 00:37:10,975 --> 00:37:13,475 She wears a Mexican costume. 676 00:37:13,641 --> 00:37:15,100 Her hat flies away. 677 00:37:15,266 --> 00:37:17,891 He tries to fish it out of the river. 678 00:37:18,058 --> 00:37:19,141 - It's dodgy. - Really? 679 00:37:19,308 --> 00:37:23,058 I can't go: "Wind, take it, take it!" It was fate. 680 00:37:23,433 --> 00:37:24,266 Really? 681 00:37:24,433 --> 00:37:27,225 He goes to get it. I nearly get it! 682 00:37:27,725 --> 00:37:28,933 Nearly. I go back up. 683 00:37:29,350 --> 00:37:31,391 I see the girl... 684 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,141 It's love at first sight. 685 00:37:35,183 --> 00:37:35,975 Magical. 686 00:37:36,141 --> 00:37:36,808 Sure is! 687 00:37:37,391 --> 00:37:38,391 - No. - No? 688 00:37:38,558 --> 00:37:39,183 No, no, no. 689 00:37:39,350 --> 00:37:42,350 It was set up, it wasn't fate. It can't be love. 690 00:37:42,808 --> 00:37:45,808 That's what I said. Obvious. It wasn't fate. 691 00:37:45,975 --> 00:37:47,141 Right. OK. 692 00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:53,891 We're lucky, Nathalie. 693 00:37:54,266 --> 00:37:56,766 It's rare to be so in tune physically. 694 00:37:57,225 --> 00:38:00,016 Yeah. But you and I are out of tune. 695 00:38:01,433 --> 00:38:02,683 I don't get it? 696 00:38:04,225 --> 00:38:05,350 I'll explain. 697 00:38:05,516 --> 00:38:07,308 I'm not an ass and tits. 698 00:38:07,475 --> 00:38:08,725 We only meet to fuck. 699 00:38:08,891 --> 00:38:10,766 Sex cements a couple. 700 00:38:11,516 --> 00:38:13,100 Masons maybe, not me. 701 00:38:14,350 --> 00:38:15,225 I've lost the plot. 702 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,350 You see us as a couple? 703 00:38:17,725 --> 00:38:20,766 Couples hang out together, go away for weekends. 704 00:38:23,308 --> 00:38:24,933 I warn you, Nathalie. 705 00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:26,850 If you walk out we're through. 706 00:38:27,266 --> 00:38:28,433 How dumb can you get? 707 00:38:28,725 --> 00:38:31,433 I'm leaving you, sure I'm walking out. 708 00:38:32,808 --> 00:38:34,766 You haven't understood. 709 00:38:34,933 --> 00:38:37,100 If you walk out that door... 710 00:38:42,558 --> 00:38:43,683 we're through. 711 00:38:47,308 --> 00:38:49,183 It's like I attract them. 712 00:38:49,350 --> 00:38:50,391 So? I repel them. 713 00:38:50,558 --> 00:38:52,058 Hey! What's the problem? 714 00:38:52,225 --> 00:38:53,516 No men. 715 00:38:54,016 --> 00:38:56,350 How's sex with Michel? 716 00:38:56,516 --> 00:38:58,433 We haven't had any yet. 717 00:38:58,600 --> 00:38:59,475 What? 718 00:38:59,641 --> 00:39:02,100 Not even a quick bang in the car? 719 00:39:02,266 --> 00:39:04,391 No car. He can't drive. 720 00:39:04,558 --> 00:39:05,975 Weird! Hasn't he tried? 721 00:39:06,141 --> 00:39:10,516 For once a guy wants to get to know me first, it's nice. 722 00:39:10,683 --> 00:39:14,891 I'll give the next guy I lasso 5 minutes to drive me wild. 723 00:39:15,058 --> 00:39:15,975 A serious case. 724 00:39:16,141 --> 00:39:17,475 Withdrawal symptoms. 725 00:39:17,641 --> 00:39:18,933 Hélène! 726 00:39:22,058 --> 00:39:24,683 Even she's got herself a guy. 727 00:39:25,766 --> 00:39:26,725 You're out of line. 728 00:39:26,891 --> 00:39:29,641 But she's disabled! She can't even talk. 729 00:39:30,891 --> 00:39:32,016 How are you? 730 00:39:34,391 --> 00:39:36,183 Hey, this looks serious? 731 00:39:36,641 --> 00:39:37,766 I'm sorry. 732 00:39:38,225 --> 00:39:39,391 Doesn't she know? 733 00:39:39,558 --> 00:39:41,183 - It's a surprise. - Great. 734 00:39:41,350 --> 00:39:42,516 Hello? 735 00:39:43,725 --> 00:39:46,058 Now? Why? 736 00:39:46,641 --> 00:39:49,891 No problem, I'm at the Cinémathèque, I'll join you. 737 00:39:50,266 --> 00:39:52,433 Cool. I'm on my way. 738 00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:54,391 I must go. 739 00:39:54,641 --> 00:39:57,683 It sounds important. See you later? 740 00:39:58,058 --> 00:39:59,100 See you. 741 00:40:00,683 --> 00:40:03,433 That was Michel. Seems he has a problem. 742 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,975 I'm off to meet him, see you later. 743 00:40:06,141 --> 00:40:07,183 OK. Bye. 744 00:40:11,766 --> 00:40:12,600 How are you? 745 00:40:12,766 --> 00:40:15,391 Wait. We can't... I must talk to you. 746 00:40:16,308 --> 00:40:17,725 Let's walk. 747 00:40:18,350 --> 00:40:20,725 Can't you talk standing still? 748 00:40:20,891 --> 00:40:23,391 Yes. But it's important, come on. 749 00:40:24,141 --> 00:40:25,975 What's going on? 750 00:40:26,391 --> 00:40:27,350 Is there a problem? 751 00:40:27,516 --> 00:40:30,600 Yes. I have a problem. A serious problem. 752 00:40:31,225 --> 00:40:32,600 You have a girlfriend? 753 00:40:32,891 --> 00:40:34,933 Worse than that. 754 00:40:35,975 --> 00:40:37,391 An incurable illness? 755 00:40:37,891 --> 00:40:39,641 Worse than that. 756 00:40:40,391 --> 00:40:42,183 Worse than that? 757 00:40:42,350 --> 00:40:44,725 Your girlfriend has an incurable illness? 758 00:40:44,891 --> 00:40:46,391 Listen... 759 00:40:46,850 --> 00:40:47,891 I'll explain. 760 00:40:49,266 --> 00:40:50,766 Vincent confessed. 761 00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:54,225 Our meeting was set up. 762 00:40:55,391 --> 00:40:56,975 I know. 763 00:40:57,641 --> 00:41:01,891 The barge, the Mexican costume, I'm not an idiot. 764 00:41:02,766 --> 00:41:04,141 So what's the problem? 765 00:41:06,475 --> 00:41:08,641 I'll tell you, Angèle. 766 00:41:08,808 --> 00:41:12,058 We'll get married, buy a house, be happy, 767 00:41:12,350 --> 00:41:14,641 go on holiday, have fun with friends. 768 00:41:14,808 --> 00:41:19,016 Then one Christmas we'll tell our kids: "It's a fake, 769 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,641 "it was set up from the start." 770 00:41:22,016 --> 00:41:26,058 As all true love stories begin by a chance meeting. See? 771 00:41:28,475 --> 00:41:31,475 So we break up because we didn't meet by chance? 772 00:41:34,516 --> 00:41:35,891 I'm so sorry. 773 00:41:38,266 --> 00:41:40,016 You want us to break up? 774 00:41:41,266 --> 00:41:42,141 You're not serious? 775 00:41:43,433 --> 00:41:44,558 You are serious? 776 00:41:46,183 --> 00:41:48,891 Because we didn't meet by chance? You're mad. 777 00:41:49,475 --> 00:41:51,141 - I'm mad? - Yes. 778 00:41:51,308 --> 00:41:52,683 Excuse me. 779 00:41:53,225 --> 00:41:55,016 How long have you been together? 780 00:41:55,808 --> 00:41:56,975 9 years. 781 00:41:58,100 --> 00:41:59,266 How did you meet? 782 00:42:00,933 --> 00:42:01,808 By chance, we... 783 00:42:02,391 --> 00:42:03,641 That's fine, thanks. 784 00:42:16,475 --> 00:42:17,766 Leave me alone! 785 00:42:25,141 --> 00:42:28,600 MICHEL, DON'T YOU THINK 786 00:42:28,766 --> 00:42:31,891 WE SHOULD TALK? VINCENT 787 00:42:33,266 --> 00:42:34,975 ASSHOLE! 788 00:42:42,391 --> 00:42:44,766 Your appointment is here. 789 00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:51,183 I'm returning the costumes. 790 00:42:51,350 --> 00:42:53,183 Thanks. 791 00:42:53,350 --> 00:42:54,600 Come in. 792 00:42:55,391 --> 00:42:57,975 Just for 5 minutes. Sit down. 793 00:43:00,225 --> 00:43:01,308 Nice! 794 00:43:01,475 --> 00:43:03,308 Well, it's not... 795 00:43:03,475 --> 00:43:05,600 I'm sorry about the hat. 796 00:43:05,975 --> 00:43:08,725 Sweet of you. But it doesn't matter. 797 00:43:09,183 --> 00:43:13,266 Still, 1000 euro deposit for his fancy dress is a rip off! 798 00:43:13,808 --> 00:43:15,183 Can I contribute? 799 00:43:15,350 --> 00:43:17,600 No way. 800 00:43:18,391 --> 00:43:19,725 Alright otherwise? 801 00:43:19,891 --> 00:43:21,266 I'm good. 802 00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:22,933 Not bad. 803 00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:24,350 Heard from Michel? 804 00:43:24,516 --> 00:43:27,266 Michel is in good shape. 805 00:43:28,975 --> 00:43:30,183 We're not speaking. 806 00:43:30,850 --> 00:43:31,558 Really? 807 00:43:31,725 --> 00:43:35,058 In a way. He faxed me. 808 00:43:36,308 --> 00:43:37,516 ASSHOLE! 809 00:43:37,683 --> 00:43:38,725 Right. 810 00:43:39,100 --> 00:43:42,475 You can say something you don't mean in anger. 811 00:43:42,766 --> 00:43:44,683 But he sent me a text too. 812 00:43:45,141 --> 00:43:46,433 So maybe it's true. 813 00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:47,350 No, but... 814 00:43:47,766 --> 00:43:51,725 I don't understand the way he reacts... 815 00:43:51,891 --> 00:43:54,141 Angèle, I'm sorry, 816 00:43:54,808 --> 00:43:56,600 I don't do love affairs now. 817 00:43:56,766 --> 00:43:58,975 Sure, I understand. 818 00:43:59,850 --> 00:44:01,225 Well, I'll be off. 819 00:44:02,558 --> 00:44:04,100 And otherwise... 820 00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:06,183 How's Nathalie? 821 00:44:07,391 --> 00:44:08,600 Interested? 822 00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:13,641 I'd like to hear about the first woman in my life who dumped me. 823 00:44:13,933 --> 00:44:15,433 It hurts, huh? 824 00:44:15,766 --> 00:44:17,016 No, but... 825 00:44:17,516 --> 00:44:19,933 We got on well, had a lot of laughs, 826 00:44:20,100 --> 00:44:21,558 had fantastic sex. 827 00:44:22,016 --> 00:44:23,725 Like I said, it hurts. 828 00:44:25,933 --> 00:44:26,975 Yes. 829 00:44:28,100 --> 00:44:29,391 What does she want? 830 00:44:29,558 --> 00:44:30,683 I don't know. 831 00:44:31,141 --> 00:44:32,641 I don't do love affairs. 832 00:44:34,891 --> 00:44:36,183 See you! 833 00:45:57,058 --> 00:45:58,308 Angèle! 834 00:45:59,266 --> 00:46:01,933 Angèle, please. We'll be late. 835 00:46:03,766 --> 00:46:05,766 Hurry up, Angèle. 836 00:46:07,058 --> 00:46:08,558 Angèle, come on! 837 00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:12,475 You're shedding hairs everywhere. Come on! 838 00:46:12,641 --> 00:46:13,808 We're late. 839 00:46:14,516 --> 00:46:15,725 Come on! 840 00:46:17,766 --> 00:46:21,225 Hello, my name is Ingmar. 841 00:46:22,350 --> 00:46:26,641 Good dog, my name is Ingmar. 842 00:46:27,891 --> 00:46:28,516 How's that? 843 00:46:29,016 --> 00:46:31,225 Repeat after her. 844 00:46:31,808 --> 00:46:35,641 Hello, my name is Ingmar. 845 00:46:36,266 --> 00:46:39,808 Good dog, my mate is Ingmar. 846 00:46:39,975 --> 00:46:40,683 Is that OK? 847 00:46:41,183 --> 00:46:42,850 Repeat after her. 848 00:46:43,766 --> 00:46:44,933 That does it. 849 00:46:45,100 --> 00:46:47,433 Shut up. Shut up. 850 00:46:47,975 --> 00:46:50,141 Paris to Stockholm: shut up. 851 00:46:51,558 --> 00:46:53,016 I'm really sorry. 852 00:46:53,183 --> 00:46:56,016 No, it was my fault, I overreacted. 853 00:46:56,183 --> 00:46:57,933 Forget it. Past history. 854 00:46:58,391 --> 00:46:59,975 Started working out? 855 00:47:00,141 --> 00:47:01,141 Yep! 856 00:47:01,641 --> 00:47:03,475 I'll leave you standing soon. 857 00:47:04,100 --> 00:47:06,141 I'm working on my Swedish too. 858 00:47:06,308 --> 00:47:07,308 - Oh yeah? - Yeah. 859 00:47:07,475 --> 00:47:08,641 What can you say? 860 00:47:08,808 --> 00:47:11,766 Hello, my name is Ingmar. I've just started. 861 00:47:13,266 --> 00:47:15,100 So how have you been? 862 00:47:15,266 --> 00:47:17,433 Pretty good. 863 00:47:20,391 --> 00:47:22,225 Shall we stop? You're a bit... 864 00:47:22,391 --> 00:47:23,933 Are you kidding? I'm good. 865 00:47:26,308 --> 00:47:27,933 Any news of Angèle? 866 00:47:28,100 --> 00:47:29,350 Angèle? 867 00:47:30,016 --> 00:47:33,850 Funny you should mention her. No news, no. 868 00:47:34,016 --> 00:47:35,850 I never think about her now. 869 00:47:36,016 --> 00:47:38,183 Let's have a little break. 870 00:47:38,516 --> 00:47:40,141 Just to... 871 00:47:40,933 --> 00:47:41,850 It's bizarre. 872 00:47:42,016 --> 00:47:46,100 I don't even want to hear about her, or to know how she is. 873 00:47:46,350 --> 00:47:48,475 It's like it never happened. 874 00:47:48,641 --> 00:47:49,766 Yeah. 875 00:47:49,933 --> 00:47:50,933 Angèle! 876 00:47:51,641 --> 00:47:53,975 Here! Come here! 877 00:47:54,891 --> 00:47:57,433 You called your dog Angèle like your ex? 878 00:47:58,100 --> 00:48:00,266 Hey! I didn't even realize it! 879 00:48:00,433 --> 00:48:02,766 It was an "A" year so I had to... 880 00:48:03,475 --> 00:48:05,016 How are you? 881 00:48:05,433 --> 00:48:07,600 I'm in love. 882 00:48:09,225 --> 00:48:12,266 No kidding, Michel. It's serious. 883 00:48:12,433 --> 00:48:13,850 - This is for real. - No? 884 00:48:14,016 --> 00:48:17,683 I swear it. You must meet her, tell me what you think. 885 00:48:17,850 --> 00:48:20,183 Come for dinner with us? 886 00:48:20,350 --> 00:48:22,100 Sure. Whenever you like. 887 00:48:22,266 --> 00:48:24,100 Can you lend me your apartment? 888 00:48:24,766 --> 00:48:26,558 Are you crazy or something? 889 00:48:27,225 --> 00:48:31,975 I've never put a foot wrong with her. I'm like the perfect guy. 890 00:48:32,225 --> 00:48:34,558 You have the perfect guy's apartment. 891 00:48:34,725 --> 00:48:38,058 She mustn't see the mirrors on my bedroom ceiling. 892 00:48:38,225 --> 00:48:39,683 You have mirrors? 893 00:48:39,850 --> 00:48:43,433 Yes. And the guy wants a fortune to take them down. 894 00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:44,600 An arm and a leg. 895 00:48:44,766 --> 00:48:47,766 It's expensive to stop fucking. 896 00:48:48,516 --> 00:48:50,100 Feeling better? 897 00:48:50,558 --> 00:48:51,266 Yes. 898 00:48:51,433 --> 00:48:53,266 Shall we get going? 899 00:48:53,433 --> 00:48:56,141 Yes. No. Yes... 900 00:48:56,308 --> 00:48:58,308 - Come on. - Easy does it. 901 00:48:58,475 --> 00:49:01,016 - Let's go! You're right. - Off we go. 902 00:49:02,350 --> 00:49:04,016 Here he is! Come in. 903 00:49:04,183 --> 00:49:06,391 - Sorry I'm on time. - Excellent. 904 00:49:06,558 --> 00:49:07,808 What a great place! 905 00:49:07,975 --> 00:49:09,558 Wonderful taste. Perfect. 906 00:49:09,725 --> 00:49:11,725 We haven't spilt anything. 907 00:49:12,350 --> 00:49:13,433 Yes, you have. 908 00:49:14,266 --> 00:49:15,058 But that's... 909 00:49:15,850 --> 00:49:17,683 Hey, that's my apron! 910 00:49:17,975 --> 00:49:19,266 Do you cook now? 911 00:49:19,433 --> 00:49:21,266 I've even done a course. 912 00:49:21,850 --> 00:49:22,766 Wow! 913 00:49:22,933 --> 00:49:25,808 Seafood lasagne tonight. You'll be knocked out. 914 00:49:25,975 --> 00:49:27,600 - Sweetie pie! - Sweetie pie? 915 00:49:28,225 --> 00:49:29,225 Michel's here. 916 00:49:32,183 --> 00:49:34,308 - This is Stella. - Hello. 917 00:49:35,225 --> 00:49:37,100 Michel. Sorry. 918 00:49:37,850 --> 00:49:39,016 Roses. 919 00:49:40,766 --> 00:49:42,558 How lovely. 920 00:49:43,850 --> 00:49:46,308 Roses are so beautiful... 921 00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:56,225 Sweetie pie! 922 00:49:56,933 --> 00:49:59,433 Sweetie pie! What did we say? 923 00:49:59,808 --> 00:50:01,933 I'll put them in a vase. 924 00:50:08,933 --> 00:50:09,891 She's fragile? 925 00:50:10,058 --> 00:50:12,850 It's because she's on medication. 926 00:50:13,016 --> 00:50:13,975 OK. 927 00:50:14,141 --> 00:50:15,225 Isn't she beautiful? 928 00:50:16,391 --> 00:50:17,683 Very beautiful. 929 00:50:19,891 --> 00:50:21,016 Shall we sit down? 930 00:50:21,183 --> 00:50:22,641 Let's do that. 931 00:50:27,850 --> 00:50:30,600 She has a perfect body too. Unbelievable. 932 00:50:32,016 --> 00:50:33,850 Noticed anything special? 933 00:50:35,391 --> 00:50:36,475 Anything...? 934 00:50:36,766 --> 00:50:38,100 No. 935 00:50:38,558 --> 00:50:39,725 Physically. 936 00:50:39,891 --> 00:50:42,183 Very beautiful, fabulous figure. 937 00:50:42,891 --> 00:50:44,100 She's blonde. 938 00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:45,641 Yes. 939 00:50:45,808 --> 00:50:49,058 She's my first real blonde and she's the one. 940 00:50:49,225 --> 00:50:50,058 Like fate. 941 00:50:50,641 --> 00:50:52,558 No, Avrid's mother is blonde. 942 00:50:53,350 --> 00:50:53,975 Arvid. 943 00:50:54,141 --> 00:50:56,641 - Well, she's blonde. - Well... 944 00:50:57,141 --> 00:50:58,308 We've discussed kids. 945 00:50:58,933 --> 00:51:01,266 I see, yes... 946 00:51:01,808 --> 00:51:04,475 Sure you're not rushing into it? 947 00:51:07,141 --> 00:51:08,975 I've changed this last year. 948 00:51:09,141 --> 00:51:13,891 Now I want to commit and fight to make this girl happy. 949 00:51:19,391 --> 00:51:22,225 It's burning! It slipped out of my hands. 950 00:51:22,391 --> 00:51:24,225 Why didn't you let me do it? 951 00:51:24,391 --> 00:51:26,558 I wanted to be useful. 952 00:51:26,725 --> 00:51:30,225 This shitty society rejects anyone who's different. 953 00:51:30,391 --> 00:51:32,600 I'm incapable! 954 00:51:32,766 --> 00:51:34,475 I want to slit my wrists! 955 00:51:34,641 --> 00:51:36,266 Don't be silly, darling. 956 00:51:36,558 --> 00:51:37,975 Leave me! I want to die! 957 00:51:39,683 --> 00:51:40,516 Stella, stop! 958 00:51:40,683 --> 00:51:42,600 Put that knife down. 959 00:51:48,225 --> 00:51:49,391 Come on. 960 00:51:49,683 --> 00:51:51,891 You're gonna have to fight. 961 00:51:57,100 --> 00:51:58,933 All is not lost. 962 00:52:01,725 --> 00:52:03,058 Angèle! 963 00:52:05,266 --> 00:52:06,308 Michel? 964 00:52:06,475 --> 00:52:07,975 Angèle? How... 965 00:52:09,016 --> 00:52:11,183 How incredible. 966 00:52:11,350 --> 00:52:14,350 Meeting like this. By chance? 967 00:52:14,516 --> 00:52:17,183 Yes. I'm walking my dog and... 968 00:52:18,683 --> 00:52:20,475 Meet Hélène, my sister. 969 00:52:21,725 --> 00:52:23,100 Delighted to meet you. 970 00:52:23,266 --> 00:52:24,600 She's deaf. 971 00:52:27,433 --> 00:52:30,391 I'm delighted to meet you. 972 00:52:30,558 --> 00:52:32,808 She told me all about you 973 00:52:33,350 --> 00:52:35,350 when we were... 974 00:52:35,516 --> 00:52:37,433 Talk normally, she lip reads. 975 00:52:38,016 --> 00:52:39,683 Right. 976 00:52:40,350 --> 00:52:43,391 I said I'm delighted to meet you, 977 00:52:43,558 --> 00:52:45,975 she told me about you ages ago when... 978 00:52:46,141 --> 00:52:48,016 If he's free I'm interested! 979 00:52:50,891 --> 00:52:53,433 Do you have a girlfriend? 980 00:52:54,975 --> 00:52:56,808 I don't understand. 981 00:52:56,975 --> 00:53:01,308 She said... "Hello, lovely to meet you." 982 00:53:01,475 --> 00:53:02,308 OK. 983 00:53:02,725 --> 00:53:04,225 So does this mean... 984 00:53:04,391 --> 00:53:05,516 Are you with a guy? 985 00:53:05,683 --> 00:53:06,600 "to meet"? 986 00:53:07,308 --> 00:53:08,516 Yes, that's it! 987 00:53:08,683 --> 00:53:09,475 Neat. 988 00:53:09,641 --> 00:53:13,183 If that's your dog maybe you should call him. 989 00:53:14,183 --> 00:53:15,141 What is this dog? 990 00:53:17,433 --> 00:53:18,433 Doggy! 991 00:53:18,808 --> 00:53:19,558 Doggy! 992 00:53:19,725 --> 00:53:21,683 Come on, doggy! 993 00:53:21,850 --> 00:53:22,808 No name? 994 00:53:22,975 --> 00:53:24,183 - What? - No name? 995 00:53:24,350 --> 00:53:25,391 Yes! No. 996 00:53:25,558 --> 00:53:29,891 It changes, I change his name regularly. 997 00:53:30,641 --> 00:53:32,016 You change his name? 998 00:53:32,183 --> 00:53:36,308 It's very good for canine memory. 999 00:53:36,725 --> 00:53:39,350 What's his name today? 1000 00:53:39,850 --> 00:53:41,683 Ang... 1001 00:53:44,141 --> 00:53:45,558 Anchovy. 1002 00:53:46,641 --> 00:53:48,725 Like an anchovy? 1003 00:53:48,891 --> 00:53:51,266 Exactly the same. 1004 00:53:51,433 --> 00:53:52,850 I'll go and get him. 1005 00:53:53,016 --> 00:53:55,975 Anchovy! Anchovy! 1006 00:53:56,891 --> 00:53:59,391 What are you up to? Come here! 1007 00:53:59,558 --> 00:54:01,975 It's dangerous! Accidents happen... 1008 00:54:02,141 --> 00:54:04,891 - I agree. - Children get bitten. 1009 00:54:05,058 --> 00:54:06,641 Look at that! 1010 00:54:06,891 --> 00:54:07,975 What's going on? 1011 00:54:08,350 --> 00:54:10,058 You still love him. 1012 00:54:10,225 --> 00:54:11,933 You're talking rubbish. 1013 00:54:12,725 --> 00:54:13,766 Keep out of this. 1014 00:54:17,516 --> 00:54:19,141 Yes, Sylvain? 1015 00:54:20,350 --> 00:54:23,933 I'm still in the same place. Yes, with my sister. 1016 00:54:24,725 --> 00:54:26,600 I'm not being aggressive! 1017 00:54:26,766 --> 00:54:27,891 Not a bit. 1018 00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:29,891 Alright. 1019 00:54:30,850 --> 00:54:33,516 Kiss-kiss. Yes, me too. 1020 00:54:34,016 --> 00:54:34,891 See you. 1021 00:54:35,350 --> 00:54:37,225 Take care of your dog instead of... 1022 00:54:37,391 --> 00:54:40,350 I will! I'll bring you back a waffle! 1023 00:54:40,516 --> 00:54:41,600 Anchovy! Come here! 1024 00:54:41,975 --> 00:54:45,225 Here, Anchovy! Come on! 1025 00:54:55,308 --> 00:54:58,641 He's eaten the waffle. The child's scared. 1026 00:55:22,100 --> 00:55:23,933 We're out of here! 1027 00:55:29,641 --> 00:55:32,516 I didn't call back as I'm with my sister. 1028 00:55:32,933 --> 00:55:36,516 I'm not annoyed, I just don't like feeling spied on. 1029 00:55:37,516 --> 00:55:38,600 OK, right. 1030 00:55:39,225 --> 00:55:42,850 It's incredible how well you handle that wheelchair. 1031 00:55:43,016 --> 00:55:44,141 Awesome! 1032 00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:48,808 Paris is amazing. I dump my wheelchair on the metro. 1033 00:55:48,975 --> 00:55:52,558 I have to crawl. This city is so well adapted! 1034 00:55:52,725 --> 00:55:57,350 I'm sorry, I don't understand sign language. 1035 00:55:57,766 --> 00:55:59,766 So learn it. 1036 00:56:00,058 --> 00:56:02,058 I'm sorry, we have to go. 1037 00:56:02,808 --> 00:56:06,433 I enjoyed this time together. 1038 00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:09,016 I'm very glad I met Hélène. 1039 00:56:09,183 --> 00:56:10,516 Me too. 1040 00:56:11,225 --> 00:56:13,016 Maybe one day we could... 1041 00:56:13,308 --> 00:56:15,308 meet for a drink... 1042 00:56:15,475 --> 00:56:17,558 Michel, I must tell you: 1043 00:56:17,933 --> 00:56:19,725 I live with someone. 1044 00:56:22,350 --> 00:56:24,016 Great! Wow! 1045 00:56:26,933 --> 00:56:28,308 We have to go. 1046 00:56:28,975 --> 00:56:30,766 Wow! Great! 1047 00:56:32,225 --> 00:56:33,558 Goodbye. 1048 00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:37,766 Angèle! 1049 00:56:38,391 --> 00:56:39,433 Yes? 1050 00:56:40,683 --> 00:56:41,933 Goodbye! 1051 00:56:42,558 --> 00:56:43,933 Goodbye. 1052 00:56:48,766 --> 00:56:49,808 Hello, Michel. 1053 00:56:49,975 --> 00:56:51,391 Hello, Swan. 1054 00:56:51,850 --> 00:56:53,141 What did he say? 1055 00:56:53,641 --> 00:56:54,975 Unbelievable! 1056 00:56:58,183 --> 00:56:59,850 I'll call you back. 1057 00:57:02,016 --> 00:57:02,850 Sorry. 1058 00:57:03,016 --> 00:57:04,433 Swan. 1059 00:57:05,683 --> 00:57:09,808 What a pretty name. 1060 00:57:09,975 --> 00:57:11,308 I haven't changed it. 1061 00:57:11,475 --> 00:57:12,850 Don't change it, 1062 00:57:13,016 --> 00:57:16,475 it has a lovely ring to it. 1063 00:57:16,641 --> 00:57:18,183 Swan Swan Swan. 1064 00:57:18,350 --> 00:57:21,183 Thank you. I'm very touched. 1065 00:57:21,933 --> 00:57:23,808 Do many people change names? 1066 00:57:25,266 --> 00:57:26,808 Well... 1067 00:57:28,641 --> 00:57:29,891 Dogs do. 1068 00:57:31,016 --> 00:57:35,725 Dogs do occasionally. 1069 00:57:36,391 --> 00:57:39,433 Dogs change their names from time to time. 1070 00:57:41,016 --> 00:57:41,891 That's true. 1071 00:57:42,058 --> 00:57:43,016 Right on! 1072 00:57:45,725 --> 00:57:48,016 Swan Swan Swan! 1073 00:57:51,433 --> 00:57:52,683 He took it badly. 1074 00:57:52,850 --> 00:57:53,891 Why do you say that? 1075 00:57:54,058 --> 00:57:57,225 When a guy says: "Wow! Great!" 1076 00:57:57,641 --> 00:57:58,975 he means the opposite. 1077 00:57:59,141 --> 00:58:00,433 Think so? 1078 00:58:01,266 --> 00:58:02,350 Well? 1079 00:58:02,766 --> 00:58:03,516 Not bad. 1080 00:58:03,683 --> 00:58:04,641 I rather like it. 1081 00:58:04,808 --> 00:58:06,516 Princess Leia from Star Wars. 1082 00:58:07,058 --> 00:58:08,933 And with my hair loose? 1083 00:58:11,266 --> 00:58:12,058 No, but... 1084 00:58:12,225 --> 00:58:14,058 Shave your armpits! 1085 00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:17,183 Not until a guy falls in love with me. 1086 00:58:18,141 --> 00:58:19,683 It'll teach them! 1087 00:58:23,308 --> 00:58:24,975 - Like some tea? - Please. 1088 00:58:25,141 --> 00:58:26,016 Thank you. 1089 00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:28,266 You have good taste. 1090 00:58:28,433 --> 00:58:29,933 Like this dress? 1091 00:58:30,891 --> 00:58:32,683 Wow! Great! 1092 00:58:39,266 --> 00:58:39,933 What did I say? 1093 00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:41,433 I'll take it back. 1094 00:58:41,891 --> 00:58:44,183 No, don't be silly. 1095 00:58:48,516 --> 00:58:51,350 I was over the moon to see him again. 1096 00:58:51,516 --> 00:58:54,933 Do you mind the drill? I want to finish your shelf. 1097 00:58:55,308 --> 00:58:58,433 Not at all. Thanks for the tea, sweet of you. 1098 00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:00,141 My pleasure. Kiss-kiss! 1099 00:59:00,308 --> 00:59:00,975 Yes, kiss. 1100 00:59:01,141 --> 00:59:02,475 I love you. Kiss-kiss. 1101 00:59:02,850 --> 00:59:03,850 Me too. 1102 00:59:04,558 --> 00:59:05,225 Kiss-kiss? 1103 00:59:07,391 --> 00:59:08,141 Yes. Kiss-kiss. 1104 00:59:11,058 --> 00:59:13,808 We had a fantastic afternoon. 1105 00:59:13,975 --> 00:59:15,766 He was lovely to Hélène. 1106 00:59:16,141 --> 00:59:16,975 You'll meet again? 1107 00:59:17,683 --> 00:59:18,433 I don't know. 1108 00:59:22,891 --> 00:59:24,100 Your hair is gorgeous! 1109 00:59:25,350 --> 00:59:27,391 I haven't changed it. 1110 00:59:28,891 --> 00:59:29,933 So you like this colour? 1111 00:59:30,100 --> 00:59:31,433 Yes, it's stunning. 1112 00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:32,808 Really. 1113 00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:36,475 He left me because we hadn't met "by chance"! 1114 00:59:36,933 --> 00:59:38,225 But you just have! 1115 00:59:38,391 --> 00:59:41,766 One in a million chance and you hit the jackpot. 1116 00:59:41,933 --> 00:59:42,725 I love it! 1117 00:59:43,433 --> 00:59:45,850 He left you before you slept together... 1118 00:59:47,308 --> 00:59:51,391 I must do my bikini line, the hay's overflowing the cart. 1119 00:59:56,183 --> 00:59:57,141 Girl talk! 1120 01:00:02,641 --> 01:00:05,058 We're cool now. 1121 01:00:05,975 --> 01:00:06,850 You were saying? 1122 01:00:07,225 --> 01:00:09,891 A proof of love. They usually leave after. 1123 01:00:10,308 --> 01:00:12,225 One guy left me during! 1124 01:00:13,308 --> 01:00:16,475 Remember girls, he's sweet, adorable... 1125 01:00:16,891 --> 01:00:18,225 reliable... 1126 01:00:18,975 --> 01:00:20,641 Here we go. 1127 01:00:20,808 --> 01:00:24,350 One super spice shelf. 1128 01:00:26,100 --> 01:00:27,058 And DIY too. 1129 01:00:30,141 --> 01:00:31,600 It's lovely. 1130 01:00:32,475 --> 01:00:36,516 Stella is beautiful, a real blonde. But... 1131 01:00:37,308 --> 01:00:40,183 She hid medication all over the apartment. 1132 01:00:40,641 --> 01:00:43,308 So I freaked out. 1133 01:00:44,433 --> 01:00:46,141 It was a warning signal. 1134 01:00:47,016 --> 01:00:51,266 Isn't a suicide attempt over a bowl of pasta a warning signal? 1135 01:00:51,850 --> 01:00:53,433 I didn't get it. 1136 01:00:55,683 --> 01:00:59,891 But when I was with her... I kept thinking about Nathalie. 1137 01:01:00,058 --> 01:01:01,350 Did you? 1138 01:01:01,516 --> 01:01:03,183 I wanted to see her. 1139 01:01:03,808 --> 01:01:05,433 But not disappoint her. 1140 01:01:07,391 --> 01:01:10,350 What do you do when you love someone? 1141 01:01:10,516 --> 01:01:12,850 I don't know. Give her flowers. 1142 01:01:13,350 --> 01:01:16,141 Say you've changed, that you were a lout. 1143 01:01:16,558 --> 01:01:18,225 Flowers are a good idea. 1144 01:01:18,391 --> 01:01:19,641 Must I say I was a lout? 1145 01:01:19,808 --> 01:01:20,891 No, not exactly. 1146 01:01:21,308 --> 01:01:23,683 Not exactly a lout. You can say... 1147 01:01:23,850 --> 01:01:25,766 a piece of shit, a jerk, 1148 01:01:25,933 --> 01:01:27,225 a scumbag, a rat... 1149 01:01:27,391 --> 01:01:30,308 That'll do, I have the list. 1150 01:01:30,475 --> 01:01:31,558 Thanks. 1151 01:01:31,975 --> 01:01:33,308 Thank you. 1152 01:01:34,266 --> 01:01:36,225 Another vodka shandy? 1153 01:01:36,391 --> 01:01:37,725 You bet. 1154 01:01:37,891 --> 01:01:39,016 You're in bad shape. 1155 01:01:40,558 --> 01:01:42,808 I know you. What's the problem? 1156 01:01:43,266 --> 01:01:44,600 No problem! 1157 01:01:44,933 --> 01:01:47,058 I'm treating myself. 1158 01:01:48,058 --> 01:01:49,308 I'll pull chicks. 1159 01:01:49,475 --> 01:01:50,058 You? 1160 01:01:51,225 --> 01:01:53,308 It takes years of training! 1161 01:01:53,725 --> 01:01:55,016 There's a technique. 1162 01:01:55,183 --> 01:01:56,475 You can teach me! 1163 01:01:57,308 --> 01:01:59,475 OK! But it takes two. 1164 01:01:59,641 --> 01:02:01,058 Anyone in mind? 1165 01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:06,433 Anyone at all! I'm a sniper. Always ready to draw. 1166 01:02:07,141 --> 01:02:08,433 Listen... 1167 01:02:08,891 --> 01:02:10,433 I'm counting on you. 1168 01:02:10,850 --> 01:02:12,183 Tomorrow. 1169 01:02:12,516 --> 01:02:14,016 For some ass! 1170 01:02:18,933 --> 01:02:21,350 So teach me how, give me lessons. 1171 01:02:22,225 --> 01:02:24,141 I'm gonna fuck fuck fuck! 1172 01:02:27,433 --> 01:02:28,808 Thanks, man. 1173 01:02:40,933 --> 01:02:42,558 It's your bill. 1174 01:03:23,766 --> 01:03:24,975 Nathalie? 1175 01:03:32,850 --> 01:03:34,141 Why are you here? 1176 01:03:34,850 --> 01:03:36,225 I came to say hello. 1177 01:03:36,766 --> 01:03:37,766 Hello? 1178 01:03:38,183 --> 01:03:39,183 Oh, right. 1179 01:03:39,350 --> 01:03:41,266 4 a.m. is already tomorrow. 1180 01:03:41,933 --> 01:03:43,225 Good morning. 1181 01:03:44,433 --> 01:03:45,891 Nathalie, wait! 1182 01:03:49,808 --> 01:03:51,641 How did you know I work here? 1183 01:03:52,308 --> 01:03:53,891 I investigated a bit. 1184 01:03:54,516 --> 01:03:56,558 Long hours. Not too tough? 1185 01:03:57,225 --> 01:03:59,808 I have no option with the alimony you got me. 1186 01:04:00,516 --> 01:04:02,058 What do you want? 1187 01:04:04,183 --> 01:04:06,266 I wanted to tell you... 1188 01:04:09,016 --> 01:04:10,683 I wanted to say I'm sorry. 1189 01:04:11,975 --> 01:04:13,141 I apologize. 1190 01:04:14,641 --> 01:04:15,933 I've changed. 1191 01:04:17,641 --> 01:04:20,933 And I was a lout. 1192 01:04:22,266 --> 01:04:23,933 Who are the flowers for? 1193 01:04:25,058 --> 01:04:25,891 Sorry! 1194 01:04:26,058 --> 01:04:28,725 They're for you. Of course. 1195 01:04:29,891 --> 01:04:33,016 They smell lovely. I'm very touched. 1196 01:04:33,183 --> 01:04:34,225 Are you? 1197 01:04:35,350 --> 01:04:36,683 They're just flowers. 1198 01:04:37,100 --> 01:04:38,350 That's something. 1199 01:04:42,058 --> 01:04:43,475 Can I drop you off? 1200 01:04:44,725 --> 01:04:48,100 There's a taxi rank nearby. 1201 01:04:49,183 --> 01:04:50,891 I'll walk there with you. 1202 01:04:52,058 --> 01:04:53,308 If you like. 1203 01:04:54,350 --> 01:04:56,891 - Kiss-kiss every 5 minutes! - Stop it! 1204 01:04:58,141 --> 01:04:59,641 It's very sweet. 1205 01:04:59,808 --> 01:05:01,933 - It's soppy. - Words of wisdom. 1206 01:05:02,433 --> 01:05:04,183 I do have a spice cupboard! 1207 01:05:04,808 --> 01:05:05,683 Not bad. 1208 01:05:06,933 --> 01:05:08,058 Hello. 1209 01:05:08,225 --> 01:05:11,391 Do you have fixative for dry pastels: 1210 01:05:11,558 --> 01:05:13,391 a pipette, not a spray? 1211 01:05:13,558 --> 01:05:14,266 Thank you. 1212 01:05:16,475 --> 01:05:19,141 I can't do that to Sylvain, he's fragile. 1213 01:05:20,183 --> 01:05:21,516 He might top himself. 1214 01:05:21,683 --> 01:05:25,350 Rot! He's like all guys, always ready to fuck around. 1215 01:05:25,516 --> 01:05:26,766 Not Sylvain. 1216 01:05:27,391 --> 01:05:29,016 If we prove the contrary? 1217 01:05:29,516 --> 01:05:33,725 Why should I leave Sylvain for a guy who vanished a year ago? 1218 01:05:34,141 --> 01:05:36,516 That's why. He's in love with you. 1219 01:05:38,683 --> 01:05:39,850 Why do you say that? 1220 01:05:42,308 --> 01:05:43,808 I saw Vincent yesterday. 1221 01:05:44,433 --> 01:05:45,933 You've seen Vincent? 1222 01:05:46,100 --> 01:05:49,141 He turned up at my work with flowers. 1223 01:05:49,391 --> 01:05:51,725 Flowers? Is this the same Vincent? 1224 01:05:51,891 --> 01:05:53,266 Get a load of that! 1225 01:05:53,433 --> 01:05:54,766 Back off! 1226 01:05:54,933 --> 01:05:56,725 I'm sorry but he's changed. 1227 01:05:56,891 --> 01:06:01,558 He just needs someone to awaken his sensitive side. 1228 01:06:01,725 --> 01:06:05,266 It's simple. I'll explain. A prick! 1229 01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:08,850 Within every woman is a treasure. 1230 01:06:09,016 --> 01:06:12,475 A treasure of sensuality, of erotic pleasure. 1231 01:06:13,266 --> 01:06:14,433 And your prick... 1232 01:06:14,975 --> 01:06:16,058 is the key. 1233 01:06:16,641 --> 01:06:19,308 Think like a prick, gaze like a prick. 1234 01:06:19,475 --> 01:06:21,141 Show me a "prick gaze". 1235 01:06:21,308 --> 01:06:22,891 What is a "prick gaze"? 1236 01:06:23,641 --> 01:06:25,225 Let's start again. 1237 01:06:26,058 --> 01:06:27,975 A gaze saying: "I want you." 1238 01:06:28,683 --> 01:06:30,058 You must express... 1239 01:06:30,225 --> 01:06:33,808 That's good. You must express your prick... 1240 01:06:33,975 --> 01:06:35,183 through your gaze. 1241 01:06:35,350 --> 01:06:36,850 That's a nice find. 1242 01:06:38,100 --> 01:06:41,516 The prick gaze is a bit complicated for me to grasp, 1243 01:06:41,683 --> 01:06:43,308 it's rather abstract. 1244 01:06:43,475 --> 01:06:45,016 Excuse me, Madam. 1245 01:06:47,558 --> 01:06:49,141 I watched you in court, 1246 01:06:49,725 --> 01:06:50,850 I want to say: "Bravo." 1247 01:06:53,100 --> 01:06:56,391 It was a lesson in law, in eloquence... 1248 01:06:57,725 --> 01:06:59,100 And in charm. 1249 01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:03,308 Thank you. Are you a lawyer? 1250 01:07:03,808 --> 01:07:06,725 Another time. I was just showing my friend. 1251 01:07:06,891 --> 01:07:08,183 See? Easy peasy! 1252 01:07:08,975 --> 01:07:09,600 Amazing! 1253 01:07:09,766 --> 01:07:10,975 Your prick. The key. 1254 01:07:11,933 --> 01:07:14,600 It's vital you let her talk. 1255 01:07:15,433 --> 01:07:16,891 Tell you her life story. 1256 01:07:17,141 --> 01:07:19,058 She'll talk herself out. 1257 01:07:19,225 --> 01:07:20,475 How do you know? 1258 01:07:20,641 --> 01:07:22,766 It always happens. 1259 01:07:22,933 --> 01:07:25,933 Now you move in. Her guard is raised: 1260 01:07:26,183 --> 01:07:29,183 don't give her time to bring it down again. 1261 01:07:29,350 --> 01:07:30,600 Or you'll be out. 1262 01:07:31,808 --> 01:07:32,891 No! Shit! 1263 01:07:33,058 --> 01:07:35,558 Wait! I'll handle this. 1264 01:07:42,391 --> 01:07:43,933 Hello, Miss. 1265 01:07:45,141 --> 01:07:46,016 Is this your car? 1266 01:07:46,433 --> 01:07:47,725 Certainly is. 1267 01:07:48,766 --> 01:07:52,683 I've been watching you issuing parking tickets, 1268 01:07:52,850 --> 01:07:54,975 and I want to say: "Bravo!" 1269 01:07:55,141 --> 01:07:56,516 I'm impressed. 1270 01:07:57,058 --> 01:08:00,058 A lesson in beauty and grace. 1271 01:08:00,225 --> 01:08:00,933 Magnificent! 1272 01:08:01,100 --> 01:08:03,225 Thank you, how nice. 1273 01:08:03,808 --> 01:08:04,683 But I'm booking you. 1274 01:08:06,016 --> 01:08:07,933 - Why didn't it work? - Forget it. 1275 01:08:08,641 --> 01:08:12,350 Screw her rubbish parking ticket! 1276 01:08:12,516 --> 01:08:13,141 No big deal. 1277 01:08:13,308 --> 01:08:16,848 Yes, it is! If you'd done it she'd have melted. 1278 01:08:17,098 --> 01:08:19,391 I'm in deep shit. Thanks, lady! 1279 01:08:21,057 --> 01:08:24,265 Be brave. This may be tough but it's for you. 1280 01:08:24,973 --> 01:08:27,307 What if it goes wrong? What then? 1281 01:08:28,932 --> 01:08:31,598 OK, Claudine? Ready? 1282 01:08:32,391 --> 01:08:34,641 Ready? Take a look at me. 1283 01:08:35,557 --> 01:08:37,848 I've shaved, lost 3 kilos and my spots. 1284 01:08:39,473 --> 01:08:41,141 I've never felt so ready. 1285 01:08:52,932 --> 01:08:53,932 Hi, handsome. 1286 01:08:55,473 --> 01:08:56,098 Hear that? 1287 01:08:56,266 --> 01:09:01,141 If I had a screwdriver I'd tighten the hinges, the door hangs badly. 1288 01:09:03,307 --> 01:09:04,557 You smell yummy. 1289 01:09:06,473 --> 01:09:08,598 This is a lousy plan. 1290 01:09:08,766 --> 01:09:11,223 Too late now. Relax. 1291 01:09:11,391 --> 01:09:13,308 Relax. That's good. 1292 01:09:19,307 --> 01:09:20,807 Open it if you like. 1293 01:09:30,182 --> 01:09:31,765 Come in. 1294 01:09:33,057 --> 01:09:33,932 What's that? 1295 01:09:34,098 --> 01:09:35,391 A dog. 1296 01:09:35,557 --> 01:09:38,640 I know, I'm not stupid. But what race? 1297 01:09:38,807 --> 01:09:41,765 Sorry. An Australian Shepherd. 1298 01:09:41,932 --> 01:09:42,890 Do they do that? 1299 01:09:43,057 --> 01:09:44,932 Yes. Lie down. 1300 01:09:45,098 --> 01:09:46,348 I'm not tired. 1301 01:09:46,516 --> 01:09:48,516 - I meant the dog. - I know. 1302 01:09:50,682 --> 01:09:53,515 Sometimes it's like we're at cross-purposes. 1303 01:09:53,850 --> 01:09:54,641 Sometimes! 1304 01:09:54,807 --> 01:09:56,100 I brought some wine. 1305 01:09:56,266 --> 01:09:59,558 How sweet. You shouldn't have, not Bordeaux... 1306 01:10:00,641 --> 01:10:02,266 Your place is gorgeous. 1307 01:10:02,432 --> 01:10:03,350 So are you. 1308 01:10:04,516 --> 01:10:06,891 You have fantastic legs. 1309 01:10:08,266 --> 01:10:09,516 Thank you. 1310 01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:11,475 And I have two! 1311 01:10:12,641 --> 01:10:16,516 When I see all those people on TV with artificial limbs. 1312 01:10:18,266 --> 01:10:21,475 Swan, let's enjoy our evening. 1313 01:10:21,725 --> 01:10:26,516 No more talk about wars, Aids or world famine. OK? 1314 01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:30,475 This is me and you time. 1315 01:10:32,516 --> 01:10:33,516 Me! 1316 01:10:36,475 --> 01:10:39,182 Like some champagne? 1317 01:10:40,225 --> 01:10:41,307 And you! 1318 01:10:43,057 --> 01:10:44,850 Make yourself at home. 1319 01:10:50,807 --> 01:10:51,600 Hunky-dory. 1320 01:10:55,057 --> 01:10:57,640 Where's Angèle? She's never late. 1321 01:10:58,182 --> 01:10:59,682 It's so hot in here. 1322 01:10:59,932 --> 01:11:01,432 I'm boiling. 1323 01:11:01,682 --> 01:11:03,807 Air-conditioning? Just say when! 1324 01:11:03,975 --> 01:11:05,975 Whenever you like: anything! 1325 01:11:07,266 --> 01:11:08,308 I'm sorry. 1326 01:11:08,475 --> 01:11:09,807 I lack confidence. 1327 01:11:12,016 --> 01:11:14,766 I do. And my tits are too small. 1328 01:11:14,932 --> 01:11:16,225 Aren't they? 1329 01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:18,182 No, they're superb. 1330 01:11:18,350 --> 01:11:20,307 They're normal, just fine. 1331 01:11:20,475 --> 01:11:22,266 I'm not bragging 1332 01:11:22,432 --> 01:11:25,807 but I have a great ass. Don't you think? 1333 01:11:26,975 --> 01:11:29,057 You have a very pretty bottom. 1334 01:11:30,266 --> 01:11:32,850 I love the way you say "bottom". 1335 01:11:33,557 --> 01:11:34,725 Say it again. 1336 01:11:34,891 --> 01:11:36,100 How? Bottom. 1337 01:11:38,975 --> 01:11:39,725 Bottom. 1338 01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:44,600 - I've been thinking... - Bottom. 1339 01:11:46,016 --> 01:11:50,100 About all those girls who'll look at your bottom 1340 01:11:50,266 --> 01:11:52,433 and go: "How nice and firm. 1341 01:11:52,932 --> 01:11:56,557 "But it's taboo. It's someone else's." 1342 01:11:57,016 --> 01:11:59,850 They'll never touch you with their tits. 1343 01:12:01,391 --> 01:12:03,600 Or run their lips over your body, 1344 01:12:03,850 --> 01:12:05,350 up and down, down and up. 1345 01:12:06,266 --> 01:12:11,266 And dig their nails in your back during an orgasm few men can give. 1346 01:12:12,432 --> 01:12:13,765 Too bad for them. 1347 01:12:13,932 --> 01:12:16,307 You'll say: "No thanks, 1348 01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:18,391 "I'm with my soul mate." 1349 01:12:21,766 --> 01:12:23,641 It is hot in here. 1350 01:12:37,266 --> 01:12:37,891 Yes, Angèle? 1351 01:12:38,475 --> 01:12:39,725 Hello, Sylvain? 1352 01:12:39,891 --> 01:12:41,266 We were getting worried! 1353 01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:44,557 Speak up, I can't hear you. 1354 01:12:46,932 --> 01:12:49,182 Never mind. Work is work. 1355 01:12:50,182 --> 01:12:51,057 Right. 1356 01:12:51,225 --> 01:12:52,766 Yes. Kiss-kiss. 1357 01:12:55,307 --> 01:12:56,640 Angèle can't make it. 1358 01:12:57,682 --> 01:12:59,140 What a pity. 1359 01:13:00,350 --> 01:13:02,516 I wanted a fun evening. 1360 01:13:04,807 --> 01:13:06,432 How about one last drink? 1361 01:13:06,975 --> 01:13:09,391 You're on! One for the road. 1362 01:13:12,266 --> 01:13:13,183 Thank you. 1363 01:13:22,016 --> 01:13:24,100 Your illness! 1364 01:13:24,850 --> 01:13:25,557 What? 1365 01:13:25,725 --> 01:13:28,225 We always say: "Your health!" 1366 01:13:28,391 --> 01:13:30,683 "Your illness" makes a change. 1367 01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:33,475 It certainly does. 1368 01:13:34,807 --> 01:13:35,682 A big change. 1369 01:13:35,850 --> 01:13:36,932 There! 1370 01:13:38,266 --> 01:13:39,100 "Your illness!" 1371 01:13:47,475 --> 01:13:48,641 Recognize that? 1372 01:13:49,391 --> 01:13:50,350 Who? No! 1373 01:13:50,725 --> 01:13:52,225 It's the rattlesnake. 1374 01:13:53,766 --> 01:13:55,016 Yes, of course. 1375 01:13:55,641 --> 01:13:58,100 Know many girls who can do it? 1376 01:14:06,682 --> 01:14:07,432 No? 1377 01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:11,016 No, no one. I have no past references. 1378 01:14:12,766 --> 01:14:14,016 You make me laugh! 1379 01:14:14,182 --> 01:14:15,725 I feel really good. 1380 01:14:19,100 --> 01:14:20,266 What's the time? 1381 01:14:20,432 --> 01:14:22,432 I don't know. Ten to. 1382 01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:25,182 I have to get up for work tomorrow. 1383 01:14:25,350 --> 01:14:28,432 I'd better go. It's been a lot of fun. 1384 01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:30,391 Just fantastic! 1385 01:14:32,016 --> 01:14:33,141 Wait! 1386 01:14:33,807 --> 01:14:36,057 I must tell you something important: 1387 01:14:36,432 --> 01:14:39,515 I'm pissed, too bad if you think I'm nuts. 1388 01:14:40,807 --> 01:14:43,100 It may sound crazy but... 1389 01:14:43,266 --> 01:14:45,808 I want you so bad, and you feel the same. 1390 01:14:45,975 --> 01:14:46,766 Listen, I... 1391 01:14:46,932 --> 01:14:50,932 Go! Or we'll do something silly. And we'll regret it. 1392 01:15:04,266 --> 01:15:05,350 See! 1393 01:15:05,682 --> 01:15:07,975 He's crazy about me. 1394 01:15:17,932 --> 01:15:19,100 I must tell you. 1395 01:15:19,266 --> 01:15:21,766 I've never felt this way before. 1396 01:15:24,141 --> 01:15:27,766 The first snake I saw was a viper in my parents' caravan. 1397 01:15:28,350 --> 01:15:30,850 Dad tried to kill it with a broom. 1398 01:15:31,016 --> 01:15:33,558 It's vital you let her talk... 1399 01:15:33,891 --> 01:15:35,433 Tell you her life story. 1400 01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:38,641 She'll talk herself out. Now you move in. 1401 01:15:38,807 --> 01:15:40,432 Her guard is raised: 1402 01:15:40,725 --> 01:15:43,850 don't give her time to bring it down again. 1403 01:15:44,641 --> 01:15:46,266 A drop more wine? 1404 01:15:51,641 --> 01:15:53,433 You want to do my head it. 1405 01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:54,516 Fair's fair. 1406 01:15:54,682 --> 01:15:56,932 - Pardon? - Nothing. 1407 01:16:00,182 --> 01:16:01,390 You know... 1408 01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:04,391 I watch you in the office. 1409 01:16:05,100 --> 01:16:08,807 Answering the phone, hanging up, taking calls... 1410 01:16:09,766 --> 01:16:11,475 I want to say: "Bravo!" 1411 01:16:12,141 --> 01:16:13,683 You do it brilliantly. 1412 01:16:15,266 --> 01:16:16,391 Thank you. 1413 01:16:21,516 --> 01:16:24,891 Shit! What are you doing with your tongue? 1414 01:16:25,057 --> 01:16:26,015 Sorry! 1415 01:16:26,182 --> 01:16:27,057 I'll get a dissolvent. 1416 01:16:27,225 --> 01:16:29,432 Red wine doesn't stain. 1417 01:16:37,057 --> 01:16:39,057 The prick gaze ain't for me. 1418 01:16:39,932 --> 01:16:41,100 Found it? 1419 01:16:42,975 --> 01:16:44,182 You've taken it off? 1420 01:16:58,725 --> 01:17:00,516 How are you doing? Cool? 1421 01:17:02,057 --> 01:17:02,682 Shut up! 1422 01:17:03,266 --> 01:17:04,058 No, Angèle... 1423 01:17:04,225 --> 01:17:05,975 You'd fuck any bitch. 1424 01:17:06,557 --> 01:17:07,765 - Thanks a lot! - Wait! 1425 01:17:08,891 --> 01:17:11,391 Let me explain. Don't go! 1426 01:17:12,057 --> 01:17:13,140 Angèle... 1427 01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:19,225 You funky brute. 1428 01:17:20,057 --> 01:17:22,515 You could have waited 5 minutes. 1429 01:17:27,641 --> 01:17:30,433 It takes time to work. 1430 01:17:32,766 --> 01:17:33,933 Right. 1431 01:17:35,266 --> 01:17:38,058 Do you like... 1432 01:17:44,641 --> 01:17:45,516 Some coffee? 1433 01:17:45,682 --> 01:17:47,100 Good idea! 1434 01:17:49,016 --> 01:17:50,725 It's chewing gum. 1435 01:17:50,891 --> 01:17:52,350 - Shit! - Don't touch it. 1436 01:17:52,725 --> 01:17:54,850 Just rub it with an ice cube. 1437 01:17:55,016 --> 01:17:55,808 - Really? - Here. 1438 01:17:57,932 --> 01:17:59,515 What are you doing? 1439 01:17:59,682 --> 01:18:00,932 It's getting hard. 1440 01:18:01,100 --> 01:18:02,057 But... 1441 01:18:03,432 --> 01:18:04,890 It's hard now. 1442 01:18:09,475 --> 01:18:10,850 Who's that? 1443 01:18:11,391 --> 01:18:13,141 I don't know, I don't live here. 1444 01:18:13,307 --> 01:18:13,932 I know... 1445 01:18:15,891 --> 01:18:18,266 Don't move, we must do it now. 1446 01:18:19,891 --> 01:18:21,600 It's starting. 1447 01:18:21,766 --> 01:18:22,975 Good. 1448 01:18:23,975 --> 01:18:25,725 It's so hard. 1449 01:18:26,225 --> 01:18:27,682 It's getting harder. 1450 01:18:29,850 --> 01:18:31,432 That's perfect! 1451 01:18:31,682 --> 01:18:33,307 You see? 1452 01:18:34,057 --> 01:18:35,390 - It's harder. - Classy! 1453 01:18:38,057 --> 01:18:39,057 Angèle! 1454 01:18:39,516 --> 01:18:41,225 Very classy. 1455 01:18:41,475 --> 01:18:42,557 Who's that? 1456 01:18:42,725 --> 01:18:43,891 Angèle! 1457 01:18:44,557 --> 01:18:46,475 I know her! Wait! 1458 01:18:48,100 --> 01:18:49,600 It's not what you think! 1459 01:18:49,766 --> 01:18:51,433 Wait, Angèle! 1460 01:18:52,266 --> 01:18:54,016 Angèle! Wait! 1461 01:18:54,932 --> 01:18:56,475 Please let me explain! 1462 01:18:56,641 --> 01:18:57,766 Listen. 1463 01:18:58,182 --> 01:19:01,307 I had chewing gum stuck to my pants! 1464 01:19:01,682 --> 01:19:03,265 Is that your fantasy? 1465 01:19:03,432 --> 01:19:06,307 If I'd known I'd have bitten it off! 1466 01:19:07,266 --> 01:19:09,433 So you do have sex after all. 1467 01:19:09,891 --> 01:19:11,975 I don't want to do it with you. 1468 01:19:12,141 --> 01:19:16,975 No, with me you want to go walking in the park and bird watch! 1469 01:19:17,391 --> 01:19:20,183 I'm a woman too. I want to be loved. 1470 01:19:20,350 --> 01:19:22,307 To be made love to and come! 1471 01:19:22,475 --> 01:19:25,266 Me too, I'd love that. 1472 01:19:25,432 --> 01:19:26,975 It's all because of you. 1473 01:19:28,391 --> 01:19:30,558 I was jealous. You're with someone... 1474 01:19:31,016 --> 01:19:32,308 We bust up. 1475 01:19:33,141 --> 01:19:33,975 You never said. 1476 01:19:34,141 --> 01:19:36,016 Let me finish! 1477 01:19:36,391 --> 01:19:38,725 Shit! You dumped me! 1478 01:19:38,891 --> 01:19:41,058 But we met again by chance. 1479 01:19:41,725 --> 01:19:43,391 Drop this chance stuff! 1480 01:19:43,557 --> 01:19:46,432 Did you meet that naked bimbo by chance? 1481 01:19:46,850 --> 01:19:48,641 She wasn't naked! 1482 01:19:49,016 --> 01:19:53,058 She just took off her top as she'd spilt wine on it. 1483 01:19:53,225 --> 01:19:55,766 I went to get the stain remover. And... 1484 01:19:55,932 --> 01:19:59,225 Why am I telling you? She means nothing to me! 1485 01:19:59,391 --> 01:20:02,391 She's a halfwit. She leaves me cold... 1486 01:20:03,225 --> 01:20:04,057 Goodnight, Michel. 1487 01:20:05,182 --> 01:20:06,100 Goodnight. 1488 01:20:06,266 --> 01:20:07,475 Thanks a lot. 1489 01:20:07,891 --> 01:20:09,100 Sorry, wait a minute... 1490 01:20:10,266 --> 01:20:12,183 I'm sorry, I didn't mean it... 1491 01:20:13,475 --> 01:20:14,682 Angèle... 1492 01:20:33,891 --> 01:20:37,225 A bimbo with 10,000 euro tits! 1493 01:20:37,766 --> 01:20:41,725 He can't be in love with a girl that stupid! 1494 01:20:41,891 --> 01:20:43,433 You talked to him? 1495 01:20:43,600 --> 01:20:46,641 I didn't have to. She's obviously a moron. 1496 01:20:46,807 --> 01:20:48,265 That's reassuring. 1497 01:20:48,432 --> 01:20:49,765 No, it isn't! 1498 01:20:51,016 --> 01:20:53,641 But the bitch has a great body. 1499 01:20:54,266 --> 01:20:56,308 Wait! This is fantastic! 1500 01:20:56,475 --> 01:20:59,600 He wants to make you jealous. You got him! 1501 01:20:59,766 --> 01:21:01,891 Spare me your advice. 1502 01:21:02,057 --> 01:21:05,182 But Angèle, she's right! Don't call him. 1503 01:21:05,891 --> 01:21:07,391 Don't call him! 1504 01:21:14,475 --> 01:21:16,350 He's so mean. 1505 01:21:24,266 --> 01:21:25,850 Feeling better? 1506 01:21:32,557 --> 01:21:34,475 It's been a year now. 1507 01:21:34,641 --> 01:21:37,058 You're legally in the wrong. I can press charges. 1508 01:21:37,225 --> 01:21:40,225 Go ahead! Take me to court. 1509 01:21:40,391 --> 01:21:42,558 I'll go to prison for a hat. 1510 01:21:42,725 --> 01:21:46,225 No client has ever done this. Not in 8 years! 1511 01:21:46,391 --> 01:21:48,475 I must go. I'm with kids... 1512 01:21:48,850 --> 01:21:50,600 Screw them! 1513 01:21:50,891 --> 01:21:51,808 Hello? 1514 01:21:53,266 --> 01:21:55,641 He hung up on me! 1515 01:21:56,307 --> 01:21:57,975 Hang up then. 1516 01:22:00,475 --> 01:22:01,600 It's you. 1517 01:22:02,391 --> 01:22:04,266 A dog opened the door. 1518 01:22:04,641 --> 01:22:05,725 Don't say a word. 1519 01:22:05,891 --> 01:22:07,225 A wild night of sex! 1520 01:22:10,182 --> 01:22:12,475 Here's a bun for the champion. 1521 01:22:13,391 --> 01:22:14,516 Well? 1522 01:22:15,100 --> 01:22:17,266 What couldn't you say on the phone? 1523 01:22:17,975 --> 01:22:19,057 A hellish night. 1524 01:22:19,516 --> 01:22:20,600 Don't say that. 1525 01:22:25,016 --> 01:22:26,225 What happened? 1526 01:22:27,475 --> 01:22:29,600 Angèle showed up unexpectedly. 1527 01:22:29,766 --> 01:22:31,558 - They saw each other? - Yes. 1528 01:22:31,725 --> 01:22:32,600 That's great! 1529 01:22:34,350 --> 01:22:37,350 You've got her hooked! Don't call her! 1530 01:22:37,516 --> 01:22:38,683 If you say so. 1531 01:22:41,682 --> 01:22:44,682 I must ask you a couple of things. 1532 01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:47,932 It's not... 1533 01:22:48,100 --> 01:22:50,350 Where did the hat land? 1534 01:22:52,016 --> 01:22:52,808 What? 1535 01:22:52,975 --> 01:22:55,391 Is there any way to get it back? 1536 01:22:57,100 --> 01:22:59,391 Are you asking me about a hat? 1537 01:23:00,307 --> 01:23:01,600 I'll wing it. 1538 01:23:02,475 --> 01:23:06,557 And a friend wants to go away on a romantic weekend. 1539 01:23:07,266 --> 01:23:08,725 Where should I suggest? 1540 01:23:08,891 --> 01:23:10,891 I don't give a shit. Why ask me? 1541 01:23:11,975 --> 01:23:14,307 He's going through a tricky patch. 1542 01:23:14,641 --> 01:23:16,516 Let's find him a nice place. 1543 01:23:16,891 --> 01:23:19,141 There are 50,000 places to take a girl. 1544 01:23:19,307 --> 01:23:20,807 Just name one. 1545 01:23:20,975 --> 01:23:24,432 The seaside! They love the sea. It's romantic. 1546 01:23:25,141 --> 01:23:26,600 The seaside is sound! 1547 01:23:29,682 --> 01:23:31,057 Seagulls. 1548 01:23:33,850 --> 01:23:35,432 Seagulls are beautiful. 1549 01:23:37,225 --> 01:23:38,682 They fly. 1550 01:23:41,432 --> 01:23:44,600 I don't know how to do this. Give me time. 1551 01:23:44,850 --> 01:23:47,850 You're doing fine, sweetheart. 1552 01:23:51,600 --> 01:23:53,600 I don't know how to say this... 1553 01:23:55,182 --> 01:23:56,265 I'm feeling horny. 1554 01:23:57,307 --> 01:23:58,390 Good. 1555 01:23:58,932 --> 01:24:00,475 That's life. 1556 01:24:02,266 --> 01:24:04,141 I feel real hot too. 1557 01:24:04,641 --> 01:24:06,766 - I want you so bad. - But... 1558 01:24:10,016 --> 01:24:11,725 What's that red thing? 1559 01:24:11,891 --> 01:24:13,308 What red thing? 1560 01:24:15,891 --> 01:24:17,558 A hat, isn't it? 1561 01:24:17,725 --> 01:24:18,725 Not just a hat... 1562 01:24:21,475 --> 01:24:23,432 It's Angèle's sombrero! 1563 01:24:30,557 --> 01:24:32,225 That's fate for you! 1564 01:24:32,641 --> 01:24:34,350 But she lost it in Paris. 1565 01:24:34,516 --> 01:24:35,183 Yes! 1566 01:24:35,350 --> 01:24:37,766 It fell in the Seine a year ago. 1567 01:24:37,932 --> 01:24:39,807 The Seine flows into Normandy, 1568 01:24:40,100 --> 01:24:42,475 through the Havre or the Caen Estuary... 1569 01:24:42,641 --> 01:24:46,266 It went all that way to end up here with us. 1570 01:24:46,850 --> 01:24:48,182 Isn't that amazing? 1571 01:24:49,557 --> 01:24:51,015 It's a sign! 1572 01:24:51,850 --> 01:24:53,475 But it's a sign! 1573 01:24:55,682 --> 01:24:57,265 I love you. 1574 01:24:58,725 --> 01:25:00,057 I've made 1000 euros! 1575 01:25:02,766 --> 01:25:04,558 The Calon Ségur to your liking? 1576 01:25:04,725 --> 01:25:05,557 Perfect, thanks. 1577 01:25:05,725 --> 01:25:07,307 Thank you. 1578 01:25:09,391 --> 01:25:10,891 It's beautiful! 1579 01:25:12,766 --> 01:25:13,766 Funny, isn't it? 1580 01:25:14,057 --> 01:25:16,932 I never imagined us having lunch together, 1581 01:25:17,516 --> 01:25:19,766 just the two of us, by the sea. 1582 01:25:20,725 --> 01:25:21,850 It's so romantic. 1583 01:25:24,016 --> 01:25:25,225 What's wrong? 1584 01:25:26,725 --> 01:25:28,016 My hand's in the butter. 1585 01:25:32,141 --> 01:25:33,600 Why didn't you say so? 1586 01:25:34,225 --> 01:25:38,932 I didn't want to spoil this magic, the sea, the gulls. 1587 01:25:40,100 --> 01:25:41,766 I was in it all the way. 1588 01:25:43,932 --> 01:25:46,225 I was totally wrong about him. 1589 01:25:47,057 --> 01:25:50,515 I thought he was fragile and tender. 1590 01:25:50,682 --> 01:25:52,640 But he's a monster. 1591 01:25:52,807 --> 01:25:55,725 He hits the spot and I go sky high. 1592 01:25:56,016 --> 01:25:57,183 Pathetic! 1593 01:25:59,850 --> 01:26:02,475 I don't give a shit about that guy. 1594 01:26:02,641 --> 01:26:04,225 We're fine just the two of us. 1595 01:26:05,891 --> 01:26:08,641 Don't use me as your alibi. 1596 01:26:08,807 --> 01:26:10,515 I'm with a guy, I'm happy. 1597 01:26:10,891 --> 01:26:12,141 What? 1598 01:26:12,725 --> 01:26:14,600 What are you talking about? 1599 01:26:16,475 --> 01:26:18,600 I sacrificed my life for you! 1600 01:26:18,766 --> 01:26:22,766 I never asked you to. Don't project your anxiety onto me. 1601 01:26:22,932 --> 01:26:26,640 I'm trying to live a normal life, to be independent. 1602 01:26:26,807 --> 01:26:27,807 Live your life! 1603 01:26:30,350 --> 01:26:32,057 Confide in him, call him. 1604 01:26:32,432 --> 01:26:33,932 No. Never! 1605 01:26:34,100 --> 01:26:34,850 Call him! 1606 01:26:35,016 --> 01:26:39,391 He can leave me hundreds of messages, I'll never call him! 1607 01:26:40,891 --> 01:26:41,766 My phone! 1608 01:26:45,891 --> 01:26:46,641 Shit! 1609 01:26:47,557 --> 01:26:48,307 She's mad. 1610 01:26:50,766 --> 01:26:51,891 Hello? 1611 01:26:53,307 --> 01:26:54,432 Sylvain! 1612 01:26:55,725 --> 01:27:00,182 Why are you calling me? I said it's all over. 1613 01:27:02,182 --> 01:27:03,225 What? 1614 01:27:03,766 --> 01:27:05,725 Claudine's number? 1615 01:27:07,100 --> 01:27:08,850 Not too good. 1616 01:27:09,182 --> 01:27:10,890 Yes, I think... 1617 01:27:11,266 --> 01:27:14,058 I'll buy a ticket for South America and... 1618 01:27:14,225 --> 01:27:14,850 Adios. 1619 01:27:15,016 --> 01:27:16,891 Talking of adios... 1620 01:27:18,516 --> 01:27:21,891 You know I'm here for you, I'm your friend. 1621 01:27:22,057 --> 01:27:25,057 I'll always be here for you, that's friendship. 1622 01:27:25,641 --> 01:27:26,933 How can I put it? 1623 01:27:28,307 --> 01:27:29,557 Your grandfather is dead. 1624 01:27:30,682 --> 01:27:33,515 Your mother just left my office. I'm sorry. 1625 01:27:33,891 --> 01:27:35,308 My mother? 1626 01:27:36,932 --> 01:27:38,015 But... 1627 01:27:44,266 --> 01:27:46,308 Why didn't you call me right away? 1628 01:27:46,475 --> 01:27:49,725 I didn't dare give you two pieces of bad news. 1629 01:27:49,891 --> 01:27:52,100 Two? What's the second? 1630 01:27:54,266 --> 01:27:55,516 We're divorcing. 1631 01:27:58,600 --> 01:28:00,391 That's impossible! 1632 01:28:00,557 --> 01:28:03,100 35 years of marriage! You never fought! 1633 01:28:03,266 --> 01:28:04,558 He was never there. 1634 01:28:04,725 --> 01:28:08,182 Always in his surgery or away on conferences. 1635 01:28:08,350 --> 01:28:11,516 Now he's retired he's always at home. Unbearable! 1636 01:28:11,682 --> 01:28:12,975 Come on! 1637 01:28:13,141 --> 01:28:16,850 You can't destroy a great love story. A magical encounter. 1638 01:28:17,016 --> 01:28:19,975 Michel, we sweetened things up a bit. 1639 01:28:20,141 --> 01:28:22,683 In '69 your father vomited in the plane. 1640 01:28:23,182 --> 01:28:24,975 My first gift was a scaling. 1641 01:28:25,141 --> 01:28:28,725 To hell with the encounter, the years after are what matter. 1642 01:28:28,891 --> 01:28:31,850 I don't agree. Look at grandpa and grandma. 1643 01:28:32,016 --> 01:28:33,558 A lifetime together. 1644 01:28:33,725 --> 01:28:35,725 You don't know anything. 1645 01:28:35,891 --> 01:28:37,641 Now he's dead I can tell you: 1646 01:28:38,057 --> 01:28:40,350 he slept with that woman for years. 1647 01:28:40,766 --> 01:28:42,641 - What woman? - Jeanine. 1648 01:28:43,016 --> 01:28:44,141 Next to grandma. 1649 01:28:44,307 --> 01:28:45,890 No, it can't be true. 1650 01:28:54,891 --> 01:28:56,225 Let's have a walk. 1651 01:28:56,391 --> 01:28:58,100 Yes, because... 1652 01:28:59,850 --> 01:29:00,682 You alright? 1653 01:29:00,850 --> 01:29:02,725 Yeah. Actually... 1654 01:29:03,350 --> 01:29:04,932 I'm good... 1655 01:29:26,641 --> 01:29:28,558 Sorry. It does help. 1656 01:29:28,725 --> 01:29:29,932 It's normal. 1657 01:29:35,850 --> 01:29:37,807 Have a nice weekend at the sea? 1658 01:29:39,891 --> 01:29:40,725 How do you know? 1659 01:29:41,641 --> 01:29:43,308 I'm not an idiot. 1660 01:29:44,225 --> 01:29:45,557 It was great, thanks. 1661 01:29:47,516 --> 01:29:49,350 You see, you were right. 1662 01:29:51,225 --> 01:29:52,766 My parents are divorcing. 1663 01:29:52,932 --> 01:29:55,182 My grandpa slept with Jeanine. 1664 01:29:55,725 --> 01:29:57,557 I messed up with my dream girl. 1665 01:29:57,932 --> 01:29:58,807 What did you say? 1666 01:30:00,350 --> 01:30:01,557 Grandpa screwed Jeanine. 1667 01:30:01,725 --> 01:30:04,057 Screw grandpa! You said "my dream girl". 1668 01:30:04,682 --> 01:30:06,350 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did! 1669 01:30:06,516 --> 01:30:07,975 No, I didn't... 1670 01:30:08,141 --> 01:30:09,766 Why are you still here? 1671 01:30:10,182 --> 01:30:11,432 Go and tell her! 1672 01:30:12,225 --> 01:30:15,350 With your naff principles, you can't blow this! 1673 01:30:17,641 --> 01:30:20,433 Advice from a prick for a brain? 1674 01:30:20,600 --> 01:30:23,266 I took your advice and I'm over the moon. 1675 01:30:23,432 --> 01:30:24,557 To hell with it! 1676 01:30:26,641 --> 01:30:27,683 Shit! 1677 01:30:40,850 --> 01:30:42,182 Keep the change. Thanks. 1678 01:30:42,932 --> 01:30:43,850 Angèle! 1679 01:30:44,100 --> 01:30:46,391 Open the door, I must talk to you! 1680 01:30:49,516 --> 01:30:50,475 Great. 1681 01:30:50,975 --> 01:30:53,225 Hello, I must find Angèle. 1682 01:30:53,975 --> 01:30:55,307 He can't hear... 1683 01:30:56,225 --> 01:30:58,975 Are you with a guy? 1684 01:30:59,141 --> 01:31:00,808 What are you after? 1685 01:31:00,975 --> 01:31:02,225 You can talk? 1686 01:31:02,391 --> 01:31:04,016 Sure I can talk. 1687 01:31:04,182 --> 01:31:05,225 I can hit you too! 1688 01:31:05,391 --> 01:31:07,725 So can I! Get up! What's this about? 1689 01:31:07,891 --> 01:31:10,433 Chill out. He's my sister's ex. 1690 01:31:10,600 --> 01:31:11,475 Him? 1691 01:31:11,766 --> 01:31:12,725 I didn't know. 1692 01:31:13,432 --> 01:31:16,390 Where's Angèle? I must talk to her. 1693 01:31:17,391 --> 01:31:20,350 She's catching a train at the Gare du Nord. 1694 01:31:21,057 --> 01:31:23,225 Paris-Brussels Thalys at 18.30. 1695 01:31:23,391 --> 01:31:24,308 - Paris-Brussels. - Hurry! 1696 01:31:25,350 --> 01:31:28,891 Thanks. You're the best sister-in-law ever! 1697 01:31:29,600 --> 01:31:32,516 Scared, huh? I love you too. Just kidding. 1698 01:31:47,100 --> 01:31:48,557 I better go, darling. 1699 01:31:48,975 --> 01:31:49,766 I don't want to be late. 1700 01:31:49,932 --> 01:31:51,100 When shall we meet? 1701 01:31:51,266 --> 01:31:52,183 Wait... 1702 01:31:54,432 --> 01:31:55,932 Hello, Vincent? It's Michel. 1703 01:31:56,600 --> 01:31:58,600 Listen, you must save me... 1704 01:31:59,100 --> 01:32:00,266 What's going on? 1705 01:32:00,432 --> 01:32:01,807 Hang on two seconds. 1706 01:32:01,975 --> 01:32:05,141 Angèle is catching a train at the Gare du Nord now. 1707 01:32:05,516 --> 01:32:08,975 Go and meet Michel there, I'll pick up Arvid. 1708 01:32:09,891 --> 01:32:11,766 OK. I'm on my way. 1709 01:32:24,725 --> 01:32:26,516 The Thalys for Brussels? 1710 01:32:26,682 --> 01:32:28,140 - Platform 8. - Thanks. 1711 01:33:04,850 --> 01:33:06,057 Hello. 1712 01:33:06,432 --> 01:33:09,600 Can I borrow your mic? For a personal message. 1713 01:33:09,766 --> 01:33:11,141 Sorry, it's impossible. 1714 01:33:11,307 --> 01:33:12,765 It's not allowed. 1715 01:33:13,682 --> 01:33:17,100 Couldn't you make an exception to the rule? 1716 01:33:17,266 --> 01:33:19,516 No special dispensation. I can't. 1717 01:33:19,682 --> 01:33:20,725 For a new outfit? 1718 01:33:20,891 --> 01:33:22,391 We're not terrorists. 1719 01:33:22,557 --> 01:33:24,432 He must talk to his girl. 1720 01:33:25,141 --> 01:33:26,391 Don't be scared. 1721 01:33:26,557 --> 01:33:28,725 Only two seconds. We're sorry. 1722 01:33:30,516 --> 01:33:31,683 Good afternoon. 1723 01:33:32,100 --> 01:33:33,641 Welcome to the Thalys. 1724 01:33:33,807 --> 01:33:35,100 - Can I have a Kit Kat? - No! 1725 01:33:35,266 --> 01:33:37,058 - Don't touch my tits. - I'm not. 1726 01:33:37,225 --> 01:33:37,975 Vincent! 1727 01:33:38,141 --> 01:33:40,516 It's not on purpose. 1728 01:34:02,975 --> 01:34:04,391 - Is she French? - Yes. 1729 01:34:04,557 --> 01:34:07,725 Don't translate 3 languages. Cut to the chase! 1730 01:34:08,391 --> 01:34:09,766 You're right. 1731 01:34:10,016 --> 01:34:13,516 Angèle, nothing happened with Swan. 1732 01:34:14,725 --> 01:34:17,766 I've always known you're the girl for me. 1733 01:34:18,141 --> 01:34:21,725 I want us to walk in the park together and bird watch. 1734 01:34:21,891 --> 01:34:24,933 I want to make love to you. At the same time maybe... 1735 01:34:27,432 --> 01:34:28,975 What embarrasses me most: 1736 01:34:29,141 --> 01:34:31,141 I called my dog Angèle! 1737 01:34:32,391 --> 01:34:35,475 So I could say your name every day. 1738 01:34:36,725 --> 01:34:39,307 Angèle, I love you. 1739 01:34:45,516 --> 01:34:46,558 Thank you. 1740 01:34:54,932 --> 01:34:56,265 Why are they here? 1741 01:34:56,516 --> 01:34:58,308 No idea, I don't understand. 1742 01:35:01,975 --> 01:35:04,391 - Hi, dad! How are you? - Arvid! 1743 01:35:04,807 --> 01:35:06,015 You speak French? 1744 01:35:06,766 --> 01:35:09,558 That tops it! I'd like an explanation. 1745 01:35:09,725 --> 01:35:12,725 And I'd like my Swedish lessons refunded. 1746 01:35:12,891 --> 01:35:14,933 Please explain what's going on 1747 01:35:15,100 --> 01:35:17,016 as I've lost the plot. 1748 01:35:17,182 --> 01:35:18,975 We'll explain later. 1749 01:35:19,141 --> 01:35:20,433 If you say so! 1750 01:35:24,100 --> 01:35:24,975 Not on the train? 1751 01:35:26,141 --> 01:35:27,808 No, I missed it. 1752 01:35:28,391 --> 01:35:30,933 Are you here... by chance? 1753 01:35:31,600 --> 01:35:32,641 No. 1754 01:35:32,932 --> 01:35:34,807 I'm not here by chance. 1755 01:35:35,932 --> 01:35:36,807 I'm here for you. 1756 01:36:02,391 --> 01:36:03,600 How's Angèle? 1757 01:36:03,766 --> 01:36:05,891 I couldn't bring her. 1758 01:36:06,182 --> 01:36:07,515 But... you were on it! 1759 01:36:07,682 --> 01:36:08,932 Yes, I was. 1760 01:36:09,100 --> 01:36:10,350 No! 1761 01:36:10,516 --> 01:36:14,016 And Anchovy? 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