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Buy 50,000 shares
of soy bean futures
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and a put option
on the S&P Index
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that expires at midnight.
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Then dump all the
inflation-protected
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treasury bonds and 15-year CDs.
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And then I want you
to move all that cash
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into Nikkei Futures.
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Liquidate the oil,
put a freeze on gas.
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Transfer half my derivatives
into the high-grade portfolio!
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Transfer the other half
into the low-grade portfolio!
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Then merge those portfolios!
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And we're completely clear
of Kappa Kappa Capital, right?
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Great.
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Man, it is good to be alive.
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Oh, and don't forget shares
of Fremulon Insurance.
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That stock is on...
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On fire!
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This is all that remains
of Philip Grammbbowski.
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- He was a rising star on Wall S...
- Sorry!
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Ugh!
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Unbelievable traffic!
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Yaas!
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Grammbbowski ran
a private wealth fund
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worth $4.4 billion
under management.
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Whoa.
That's a lot of bread.
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Food shame much?
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He was a rising star
on Wall Street
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until he was ostracized
for his bizarre ideas.
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Wait just one goddamn minute.
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We got a first name on this guy?
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Philip.
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Makes sense.
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He had everything going
for him...
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White, male, rich.
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An unbeatable combination
until yesterday,
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when somebody
tanned him to death.
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Serves him right,
the greedy bastard.
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Who the hell needs a billion dollars?
Large countries.
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Well-connected
political families.
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Billionaires.
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Because of the very large
nature of his wealth,
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the Special Division Force
is going to figure out
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who killed him and why.
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Get me some answers, people.
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Don't bother.
It's password-protected.
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Well, it's a good thing
I'm here.
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Is it?
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What's your problem with me?
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You're overconfident, hubristic,
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aloof, dismissive.
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So you can say something nice.
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Now, passwords are an expression
of subconscious thoughts.
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You can hide behind it,
but I'll find you.
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Talk to me, Philip.
Who are you?
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Chicago Cubs pennant.
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Ficus plant.
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Bowl of M&Ms.
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Rothko print.
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What's the cat's name?
Mr. Jingles.
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Oh, my God!
It's so obvious.
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And it's written on
a Post-It note
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pasted on his screen.
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1-2-3-4-6.
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That's easy to remember.
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I'm in.
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Why don't we try that folder
that says "My Documents"?
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It's a Hail Mary,
but let's do it.
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This is a list
of Grammbbowski's clients
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and what trades he's made
on their behalf.
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He moved $1.4 billion
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out of something called
Kappa Kappa Capital
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the day before he was killed,
but why?
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It was one of
his best performers.
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And what's this note by
the trade that says "saltine"?
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What is that?
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Beats me.
Could mean anything.
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Her name is Norrah Newt.
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Sorry, Murphy.
Above your pay grade.
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Ms. Newt is...
Or should I say is...
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A notorious vulture capitalist
and corporate raider.
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Her firm, Kappa Kappa Capital,
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is famous
for buying up companies,
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selling them for their parts,
then buying those parts
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and putting them back together
to form the original company.
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Sounds like a real stand-up gal.
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Not since she left comedy
15 years ago
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and started day-trading.
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Now her company is worth
57 billion and one dollars.
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That's some serious cheese.
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It's part of my cleanse.
We found out Grammbbowski
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recently pulled
nearly $1.5 billion
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of his clients' money
out of Kappa Kappa Capital.
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So Newt gets her revenge by
frying Grammbbowski to a crisp.
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It's possible,
but we don't have any proof.
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That's why we're going
undercover
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in the complex, aggressive world
of high finance.
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With all due respect, sir,
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I'm gonna have to sit
this one out.
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These Wall Street scumbags
have created an economy
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that only works for the rich.
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We can sing their praises
all day long,
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but we still have a job to do.
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Our next stop is the financial
capital of the world...
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Des Moines, Iowa.
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Now, the world of finance has
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changed a lot
in the last 30 years.
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It's absolutely nothing like
'80s movies about Wall Street.
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Hey, Tribeca.
How's it going?
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Can't wait for tomorrow 'cause
I get better looking every day.
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Love the hair, by the way.
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Flattery will get you everywhere.
Counting on it.
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Hey, Scholls, how was
your date last night?
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Are you kidding?
I took her to Mostaccioli's.
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It was a sure thing.
How'd you get a rez there?
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Banged the manager.
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Hey, Hoffman, loving the tie.
Bill Blass?
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What's happening, Charo?
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I have no reference point
for this era.
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Morning, son.
What looks good?
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Oh, I don't know...
People being able
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to raise themselves
out of poverty,
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having a chance
at a good education,
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a middle class.
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You are treading
on thin ice, mister.
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Now lose the attitude
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and cheat some people
out of their money.
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Hello, this is Angela Geils
from Kappa Kappa Capital.
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Did you know that there are some
very interesting opportunities
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available in the stock market
that you might not be aware of?
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Oh, yeah?
What are they?
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Uh, for example, you could
buy something called
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Scabuble Shaving Systems.
That sounds great.
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Put me down for
a million dollars' worth.
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Uh, sir, I don't recommend...
Make it two million.
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I got to go.
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Here's your commission,
Mr. Geils.
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Oh, my God, I'm rich!
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Ms. Newt wants
to see you.
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Norrah Newt.
Have a seat, A.J.
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It's a papasan chair.
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Invented by the Japanese
as a place to sit awkwardly.
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Oh!
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Shit.
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I like it.
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It's different.
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Did you know there's
no Japanese word
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for "business"?
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Isn't it "bijinesu"?
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Maybe there is.
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Heard you made your first
big commission today.
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Yes, ma'am. Uh...
Scabuble Shaving Systems.
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It's garbage.
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It's up 21% on the year.
Exactly.
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And in tomorrow's news,
there will be a story about
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a man who sliced his neck open
with a Scabuble razor,
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and that story will be
planted by me,
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but not before I've unloaded
every last one of my shares.
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That's totally immoral.
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This is a $75,000 watch.
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Let me see what you got
on your wrist.
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Is that moral, that you should
have cheap things
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while I enjoy
the best of everything?
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I-I'm happy with what I have.
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Only because you've
never had more.
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Come here.
Let me show you something.
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Cute kid, huh?
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I'm thinking of buying her.
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This is me the day
my parents abandoned me.
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I bounced around foster homes
till age 15,
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when I started my own business
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buying and selling foster homes.
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By age 20,
I made my first trillion.
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Did your parents ever
abandon you, A.J.?
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Only once.
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Probably made you
pretty vulnerable
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to sympathetic
authority figures.
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That's not Mom.
I mean, true.
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We're gonna go places, buddy.
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Here's a million bucks.
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A kid's got to have some
walkin' around money.
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Wow! Thanks.
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All right.
Get out of here.
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I got to be staring
out the window
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for my next meeting.
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All right, then.
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We've successfully
infiltrated the company.
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Now it's time to start
poking a few bears,
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see if we can get them to crap
out some honey.
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How was your one-on-one
with Newt, A.J.?
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It was okay, I guess. Really?
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I thought you were totally
disgusted by her.
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The greed, the excess,
the possible murder.
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Hey, we have nothing on her.
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Everything you just said
is pure speculation,
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except for the greed
and the excess.
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Sorry, I didn't realize
you were best friends now.
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Well, we are.
A-A-Another thing.
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Why are we all so poor?
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I mean, all we need to do
is buy stocks,
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sabotage the company...
We'd be on Easy Street.
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Wow, that's a lot to take in.
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Whatever.
I need to go back to work.
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Money don't sleep.
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I don't know about you,
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but I am starting to really like him.
I'm worried.
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You remember back in the day,
Mahoney and the aquarium op?
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Mahoney was diagnosed
with schizophrenia
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long before he decided to live
as a manta ray.
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Uh, Dr. Stolls?
Can I talk to you?
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It's Scholls.
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When I was a sophomore,
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I wrote my Behavioral
Economics paper
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on the relationship
between saltine crackers
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and the United States economy.
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I thought it was odd
when you smashed
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Grammbbowski's computer,
but now it's paying off.
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Go on.
Well, the paper
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got some attention
on Wall Street
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before it was
universally dismissed,
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except by one person...
Philip Grammbbowski.
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Why are you telling me this?
I thought you hated me.
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Well, I guess I was afraid of
being laughed at by everyone.
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But since you're not
someone I look up to,
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I figured it was
a pretty safe bet.
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Thank you.
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That means a lot.
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Let's go get that paper.
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Whoo!
Listen up, everybody!
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I am pleased to announce
Kappa Kappa Capital's
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next billion dollar
sales contest winner.
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You know him, you love him,
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you don't really know him.
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A.J. Pseudonym!
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- Todd!
- Coming!
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Aaaah!
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Whooo!
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You done good, kid.
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You made a lot of money
for the company.
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That's only gonna
increase our profits.
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I'm just doing what you told me.
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Kickin' ass and takin' names.
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Charles.
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But it's all been
small potatoes so far.
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Can we get some
steaks over here?
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How much money did you
make this week?
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I don't know.
50, 52 billion.
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Peanuts.
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Linus is trying to give up
his blanket.
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It's time we took down
the whole enchilada.
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Hot plate.
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I got to say, $52 billion
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kind of covers my nut.
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But why settle for $52 billion
when you could have $53 billion?
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Immoral is one thing,
but we're not talking
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about anything
illegal here, are we?
256
00:12:57,260 --> 00:12:59,460
What's the matter?
You scared?
257
00:12:59,460 --> 00:13:01,000
No, I'm not scared.
258
00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:03,700
It's not like your mom's gonna
be disappointed in you.
259
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:04,670
Wh-What are you talking about?
260
00:13:04,670 --> 00:13:06,386
Because you said you were
an orphan like me.
261
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,200
Oh, yeah, yes.
262
00:13:08,270 --> 00:13:10,870
T-Totally.
Absolutely no parents.
263
00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:13,140
Right.
So let's do this.
264
00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:14,986
Let's raid the biggest
corporation there is...
265
00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:18,350
The United States of America.
266
00:13:18,420 --> 00:13:19,680
Sign me up.
267
00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:22,200
Great.
You're in.
268
00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:24,150
You're just gonna need
a swim suit, a towel,
269
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,890
and a bag lunch.
270
00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:32,860
All right.
271
00:13:32,930 --> 00:13:34,506
Let's hear this cockamamie theory.
I'm nervous.
272
00:13:34,530 --> 00:13:36,670
Just picture them
in their underwear.
273
00:13:41,670 --> 00:13:44,870
Webster's defines economics
as the, uh...
274
00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:46,880
Two years ago,
the saltine cracker market
275
00:13:46,950 --> 00:13:48,880
took a nose dive,
and I wanted to know why,
276
00:13:48,950 --> 00:13:50,680
from a behavioral economic
perspective.
277
00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:52,420
So I dug a little deeper.
278
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,200
Why aren't people
buying saltines?
279
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,150
- Soup.
- Exactly.
280
00:13:56,150 --> 00:13:57,620
People aren't eating soup
anymore.
281
00:13:57,690 --> 00:14:00,820
That's ridiculous!
I had soup as recently as...
282
00:14:00,890 --> 00:14:03,830
Oh, my God.
She is right.
283
00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:05,560
Wait.
284
00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:06,946
I have no idea
what we're talking about.
285
00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:09,830
Why has the soup market
suddenly gone lukewarm?
286
00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:11,700
Why? Tell us.
No, I'm asking you.
287
00:14:11,770 --> 00:14:14,240
That's as far as I got
with my paper.
288
00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:17,570
I, uh...
only got a "C."
289
00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:18,980
People aren't eating soup
290
00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:20,580
because the Earth is
getting warmer.
291
00:14:20,650 --> 00:14:22,500
And you know what that means.
292
00:14:22,110 --> 00:14:24,110
Of course! Wait.
293
00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:26,140
I still have no idea
how this relates to anything.
294
00:14:26,180 --> 00:14:28,180
Think about this...
It's a hot day.
295
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:30,250
You want to take a casual walk
around the block.
296
00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:31,660
But what do wear?
297
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,190
You'll roast in a pair
of long pants,
298
00:14:33,190 --> 00:14:34,590
so you reach in your closet
and pull out...
299
00:14:34,590 --> 00:14:35,660
Jean shorts.
300
00:14:35,730 --> 00:14:37,260
Jean shorts are
the Achilles heel
301
00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:40,660
of the entire U.S. economy,
and Philip Grammbbowski knew it.
302
00:14:40,730 --> 00:14:42,776
He knew that if anything
were to disrupt that market,
303
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,140
the whole financial system
comes crashing down.
304
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,600
And guess who's been buying up
every denim factory
305
00:14:47,610 --> 00:14:49,140
from North Korea to South Korea?
306
00:14:49,210 --> 00:14:50,470
I am so sorry, guys.
307
00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:52,116
I'm not even close
to being on this train.
308
00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:53,740
Could you demonstrate
with a Jenga tower
309
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,800
or maybe some oranges?
310
00:14:56,150 --> 00:14:57,610
Norrah Newt is going to buy up
311
00:14:57,620 --> 00:14:59,220
all of the denim
and collapse the market.
312
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,950
Grammbbowski found out
what she was doing,
313
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,950
pulled out all of his money,
and ended up as turkey jerky.
314
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,160
Why does Newt want to sink
the U.S. economy?
315
00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:08,900
I can't imagine
she's acting alone,
316
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,136
but my son is the only one
who can answer that question,
317
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,100
but he has gone
full Donnie Brasco.
318
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,630
So take him out.
319
00:15:13,630 --> 00:15:14,430
He's my son.
320
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,570
Oh, shit, right.
321
00:15:15,630 --> 00:15:16,970
But maybe taking him out
322
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,700
is exactly what
this situation requires.
323
00:15:19,770 --> 00:15:22,400
I swear to God, I didn't
make the connection!
324
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:23,370
Don't kill him!
325
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,400
Great.
326
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,640
Thank you.
327
00:15:26,710 --> 00:15:28,780
Gap, Levi's, Jordache,
328
00:15:28,850 --> 00:15:31,920
and Osh Kosh B'Gosh all ours.
329
00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:35,190
We now own 98% of all
jean short production.
330
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:36,320
I'm proud of you, A.J.
331
00:15:36,390 --> 00:15:38,320
Freeze! S.E.C.!
332
00:15:38,390 --> 00:15:40,390
Wh... Let's go, dirtbag.
333
00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:42,600
Stay strong and keep
your mouth shut.
334
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,930
I said move it!
Okay, take it easy, man!
335
00:15:46,330 --> 00:15:47,200
Easy.
336
00:15:47,270 --> 00:15:48,400
Ow!
337
00:15:49,670 --> 00:15:51,540
I don't know who you are or...
338
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,000
Mom?! What the hell
are you doing?
339
00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:54,800
I want to show you something.
340
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:56,540
Mom, what the hell
are you doing?
341
00:15:56,610 --> 00:15:59,800
I want to show you something.
342
00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:00,680
Mom, what the hell
are you doing?
343
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:01,950
I want to show you something.
344
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,410
Ow!
345
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,350
You know who that is?
346
00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:08,680
Sales are down 20%.
347
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,420
No idea.
348
00:16:10,490 --> 00:16:11,890
That's Bobson Dugnutt.
349
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:15,560
He's the former C.E.O.
of Scabuble Shaving Systems.
350
00:16:15,630 --> 00:16:17,230
What's he doing here?
351
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:19,300
Well, since you
and Newt torpedoed
352
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:21,300
his Fortune 500 company,
353
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,570
he had to take a job
as a C.E.O.
354
00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:25,100
at a slightly smaller company.
355
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:27,770
He used to manage
5,500 employees.
356
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:31,640
Now he manages 3,500.
357
00:16:31,710 --> 00:16:32,980
I didn't know.
358
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:36,510
No, you didn't know,
because you don't stop to think
359
00:16:36,510 --> 00:16:38,450
about the human beings
behind the numbers.
360
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,920
Get out of the way!
361
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:44,520
He had to trade
in his G5 for a G4.
362
00:16:44,590 --> 00:16:47,390
And look at his suit.
I...
363
00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:49,730
It looks like... Looks like
it's right off the rack?
364
00:16:49,730 --> 00:16:51,730
I'm gonna be sick.
365
00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:53,860
That's the Norrah Newt Effect.
366
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:57,870
You still want to be part of it?
367
00:16:57,940 --> 00:17:00,340
I don't know.
368
00:17:00,340 --> 00:17:02,810
Why is Newt trying to collapse
the jean short market?
369
00:17:02,870 --> 00:17:04,470
I'm in too deep, Mom. I can't.
370
00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:06,140
Damn it, A.J.!
371
00:17:06,210 --> 00:17:08,800
I know things have been
hard for you, okay?
372
00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:10,150
I know I wasn't there for you.
373
00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:11,820
But none of that matters now.
374
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:15,900
You have to decide
who you want to be.
375
00:17:15,150 --> 00:17:17,150
I'm sorry, Mom.
376
00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:20,900
I guess I just love money
too much now.
377
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,230
Take him away.
378
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:26,300
What?
379
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,230
What? I don't...
380
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,370
Mom...
381
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,570
Mom!
382
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,150
I'm proud of you, buddy.
You made the right decision.
383
00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:48,280
If I'm going
all the way with this,
384
00:17:48,350 --> 00:17:50,550
I want to know
I'm gonna be mega rich,
385
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:53,620
like don't bother bringing the
Bed Bath & Beyond coupon rich.
386
00:17:53,690 --> 00:17:54,866
I think you'll find
the U.S. Treasury
387
00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:56,630
has everything
you're looking for.
388
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,336
Once the French government
gives us the go-ahead,
389
00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:01,100
we'll make our move and watch
the economy go into free fall.
390
00:18:01,170 --> 00:18:03,300
So the French are the ones
staking you?
391
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:04,170
That's right.
392
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,900
But by the time this
whole thing burns down,
393
00:18:05,970 --> 00:18:08,570
we'll be on an island
in the middle of Lake Michigan.
394
00:18:08,570 --> 00:18:10,970
I'm in.
395
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,580
I just need to use
the bathroom first.
396
00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:15,650
You're gonna use
a park bathroom?
397
00:18:15,710 --> 00:18:18,220
It's an emergency.
398
00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:22,250
Ooh.
399
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,720
I think I got it.
400
00:18:26,590 --> 00:18:28,930
Tape's no good.
We need it again.
401
00:18:28,990 --> 00:18:30,330
What?
Are you kidding me?
402
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,880
She's totally gonna
suspect something.
403
00:18:31,930 --> 00:18:34,330
Just get her to run down
the basics, then get out.
404
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,316
Once the French government
gives us the go-ahead,
405
00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:40,700
we'll make our move and watch
the economy go into free fall.
406
00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:42,000
So the French are the ones
staking you?
407
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:43,810
That's right, but by the time
408
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,940
this whole thing burns down,
we'll be on an island
409
00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:48,800
in the middle of Lake Michigan.
410
00:18:48,150 --> 00:18:49,750
Too much interference.
We didn't get it.
411
00:18:49,810 --> 00:18:51,100
Come on, man!
412
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,420
One more time,
and we are out of here.
413
00:18:55,350 --> 00:18:57,900
But by the time this
whole thing burns down,
414
00:18:57,160 --> 00:19:01,360
we'll be on an island
in the middle of Lake Michigan.
415
00:19:01,430 --> 00:19:02,960
Wait a second.
416
00:19:05,630 --> 00:19:08,700
Are you wearing a wire?
417
00:19:08,770 --> 00:19:11,170
You son of a bitch!
418
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,840
You could've had everything.
You could've been me.
419
00:19:13,910 --> 00:19:15,640
I guess I did fantasize
about being you
420
00:19:15,710 --> 00:19:16,950
for the last day and a quarter.
421
00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:18,370
But in the end,
422
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:21,380
I need to be someone
who makes his mom proud.
423
00:19:21,450 --> 00:19:23,380
You have a parent?!
424
00:19:26,450 --> 00:19:28,250
But in the end,
425
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:31,190
I need to be someone
who makes his mom proud.
426
00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:36,460
Do I have to give
the money back?
427
00:19:36,530 --> 00:19:37,660
Afraid so, kid.
428
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,670
Scholls, what's happening
on Wall Street?
429
00:19:42,670 --> 00:19:45,140
The markets have stabilized,
and the Treasury Department
430
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,400
is raiding Kappa Kappa Capital
as we speak.
431
00:19:47,470 --> 00:19:49,700
And from
a behavioral perspective,
432
00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:51,210
people are confident
in the economy again.
433
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,800
Good work, people.
434
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,750
Good work.
435
00:19:54,810 --> 00:19:56,680
Now let's head back
to Los Angeles.
436
00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:02,200
I'm desperate to do
a load of laundry.
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