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Champagne, a champagne,
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a champagne
with a packet of Splenda in it.
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- You know what I call this drink?
- A waste of champagne?
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No. A Dr. Cooper.
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Because...
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He's also sweet and bubbly.
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All right.
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A... a toast
to Sheldon and Amy
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and the publication
of your super-asymmetry paper.
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We are so proud of you guys.
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- Cheers. - Thanks.
- Yay. Boom.
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Ooh! That is PhD-licious.
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So, have you guys gotten
any feedback yet?
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Well, there are
some comments online,
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but we haven't read them.
We decided we don't care
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what people say
about our work.
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Good for you.
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People online
can be so mean.
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I posted a picture of myself
on Instagram,
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and some jerk said I looked
so skinny I might disappear.
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And yet,
somehow she soldiers on.
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Mm.
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Although, Amy and I did
give the world a gift.
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It would be nice to read
some of the thank-you notes.
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I'm surprised you're interested
in some stranger's opinion.
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Well, as I always say,
a stranger's just a friend
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who hasn't complimented me yet.
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Okay.
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- I'll read them.
- If any of them
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accuse you of being too pretty,
Penny can help you through it.
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Okay, here's one
from Dr. Saltzberg at UCLA.
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Wait, no, stop. I don't want to know.
What if he's mean?
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Well, what if
he's complimentary?
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I want to know.
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Okay. He says...
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- I don't want to know.
- All right, just...
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let me see it.
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Okay, this is...
this is really positive.
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Wow, it's,
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like, really positive.
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He says it might be
the discovery of the decade.
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He's right.
They love it!
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This is so exciting.
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Oh, this may be the
Dr. Cooper talking,
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but pour me
another Dr. Cooper.
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 12x11 ♪
The Paintball Scattering
Original Air Date on January 3, 2019
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Hey, Penny and I
were thinking of getting
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a big paintball game together.
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Oh, Leonard,
why does she want
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to shoot you?
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She doesn't want to shoot me.
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- Who doesn't want to shoot you?
- Penny.
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No, that doesn't sound right.
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She just wants
to play paintball.
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It combines my love of whimsy
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with her love
of making grown men cry.
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Sounds fun.
Bernadette and I are in.
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- You don't need to ask her?
- No. I've been pretty annoying lately.
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She's gonna want
to shoot me.
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Dr. Cooper.
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Ah, President Siebert.
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What are you doing
in the regular cafeteria?
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You're a superstar.
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No offense, worker bees.
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You should join me
in my private dining room.
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Dr. Fowler is already there.
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Can I bring my friends?
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No.
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- Can I bring my tater tots?
- Yes.
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All right, let's go.
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Welcome to
the inner sanctum.
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Oh, I do love
a good sanctum.
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Sheldon, look at my fruit plate.
It's got kiwi on it.
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Ugh. I don't like kiwi.
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Neither do I, but it's so fancy.
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Well, this is nice.
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Why have we waited
so long to do this?
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Because you
never invited us.
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Ha-ha-ha!
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Well, the important thing
is you're here now,
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and we're so excited
about your work.
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This paper's going to do
big things for all of us,
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so if there's anything
that you need...
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You know, actually, I could use
some barbecue sauce for my tots.
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Oh, wait. No. Ketchup.
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Can we have some barbecue
sauce and ketchup over here?
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Both?
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So this is how
the other half lives.
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I just want you to know
that you have our full support,
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and we're organizing
a big media push.
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Articles.
Interviews.
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Oh, you want us
to do interviews?
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Well, we're thinking
a divide-and-conquer approach here,
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where you do the interviews,
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and Sheldon stays here
and holds down the fort.
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You know...
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in case there's an emergency.
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What kind of an emergency
would there be in physics?
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I don't know, maybe there's
an object in motion
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that won't stay in motion.
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Or a reaction
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that's equal but not opposite.
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It sounds like
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you don't want Sheldon
to do the interviews.
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It's not that we don't want
Sheldon to do the interviews,
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it's just that we really
want you to do the interviews.
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Without Sheldon.
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Now, wait, wait,
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are you trying
to exclude me?
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Look, Sheldon,
you're a brilliant man,
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but your people skills are...
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This is not barbecue sauce!
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This is steak sauce!
What are you trying to pull?
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Like that.
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This is ridiculous.
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It is my work, too,
and I am perfectly capable
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of keeping it together
for an interview.
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Okay. Say somebody asks
if you feel your work
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is derivative of the work
of Professor Joseph Polchinski.
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Seriously, can we get
this man some barbecue sauce!?
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Would you mind stocking these?
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Actually, I'm not
on the clock today.
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I'm just hanging out
with my boyfriend.
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Ah, cool. Huh.
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That's me, right?
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Oh, I forgot to tell you--
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I broke up with you,
and now I'm
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dating... that guy.
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I know you're joking,
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but my flight-or-flight
response doesn't.
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Isn't it fight-or-flight?
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Not for me.
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So I told my mom
she just needed to back off.
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This is our wedding,
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and if anyone's gonna design
the floral arrangements,
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it's going to be my man.
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Thank you.
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I mean, I-I'm not trying
to be a groomzilla,
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but... this is my specialty.
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Someone texting you?
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Uh, no. It's just my,
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uh, doorbell camera.
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Oh. I got one of those for my
place, but I never installed it.
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Oh, it's easy.
I can do it for you.
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You're gonna love it.
It's how I found out
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a raccoon was stealing my
cheese-of-the-month club.
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What did you do?
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Nothing. I didn't
want to piss it off.
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It was, like, huge from
eating all the cheese.
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Hey. We're doing a big
paintball game on Saturday
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if you two want to join.
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Oh, my roommate asked me to
help her move out on Saturday.
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Ugh. That sucks.
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Sucks for her.
I'm playing paintball.
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I-I didn't know
your roommate was moving out.
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Yeah. I've been looking
for a new one,
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but... so far no luck.
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You hear that?
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She needs a roommate.
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What do you think, Stuart?
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Uh, i-i-it, uh...
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Flight.
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Flight.
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- That was hard to watch.
- Yeah.
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Okay, I need you to
be honest with me.
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How do I look?
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A little shorter, but as we age
that happens to all of us.
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Come on, help me out here.
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I've got a bunch
of interviews today.
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Well, no one'll notice.
They never met you before.
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Sheldon, I'm nervous,
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and I wish you were
coming with me.
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If it helps, I wrote up
some possible questions
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and answers for you.
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"Whom do you love more,
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"Sheldon the scientist
or Sheldon the man?
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"Answer: Sheldon
the scientist,
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but by such a slim margin
that it's statistically insignificant."
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Well, you really managed
to capture my voice.
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Well, don't worry.
I'm sure you're gonna do great.
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Thank you.
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- Okay, bye.
- Wait-wait-wait.
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- You forgot the cards.
- Love you, too.
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Really? She asked you
to move in with her?
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Yeah, she was
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hinting around about it,
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but I think I handled it
pretty well.
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"Pretty well"?
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You ran out of there so fast,
if it was a cartoon,
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there would have been a
Stuart-shaped hole in the wall.
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Was she mad?
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Uh, no. I talked to her after.
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She said she's fine.
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- Oh, no. - Yikes!
- You'll find someone new.
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Everything okay?
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Yeah, it's just
Anu's doorbell camera.
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I helped her install it.
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You can't look at it.
That's spying.
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Who the hell is this guy?
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Ooh, let me see.
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He's got... bags.
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He's probably
just delivering food.
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Why is she hugging him?
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Maybe she doesn't
have tip money?
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W-Wait, why is she
inviting him into the house?
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She's a good tipper?
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Do you ever feel guilty
that we get to eat
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in the fancy dining room while our
friends have to eat in the regular one?
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Yes. Wait, did you say
"guilty" or "happy"?
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"Guilty."
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Oh, then no.
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In fact, take a picture of me
with the garlic knots to send them.
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There's my MVP--
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Most Valuable Physicist.
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Thank you.
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And my star
of NPR Science Friday
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and a potpourri
of popular podcasts.
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I don't know if I'd
use the word "star."
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I would. I got an early look at
the interview you did for Wired,
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and it is glowing.
They loved you.
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That's great.
Thanks for telling me.
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Congratulations, Amy.
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- I'm so proud of you.
- And that headline--
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"The Neurobiologist
Who Revolutionized Physics."
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I'm sorry.
The who who did what to-- huh?
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Oh, hey,
how did your interview go?
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Okay, I guess.
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You don't sound
very happy.
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Oh, why wouldn't
she be happy?
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She's the neurobiologist
who revolutionized physics.
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Sorry.
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This should be fun.
I've never played before.
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Oh, fair warning-- it can
get pretty ugly out there.
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Okay, well, remember,
I'm your fiancée.
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Oh, I remember. Do you?
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All right, we need two teams.
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Who wants to be the captain?
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Oh, me.
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Uh, sure.
Why not?
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All right, why don't
you pick first?
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Okay, um... Leonard.
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Yeah?
252
00:10:30,701 --> 00:10:32,100
No, I'm picking you.
253
00:10:32,169 --> 00:10:34,536
First? For a team?
254
00:10:34,605 --> 00:10:37,873
What is happening?
255
00:10:37,942 --> 00:10:40,809
All right,
I take Bernadette.
256
00:10:40,878 --> 00:10:43,211
Really?
You're picking her over me?
257
00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:46,281
Yeah, 'cause she's vicious
and can hide behind a mushroom.
258
00:10:47,418 --> 00:10:49,351
Um... Sheldon.
259
00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:51,920
Raj.
260
00:10:51,989 --> 00:10:53,922
Amy.
261
00:10:53,991 --> 00:10:55,090
I'll take Anu.
262
00:11:00,097 --> 00:11:01,097
Howard.
263
00:11:02,433 --> 00:11:04,066
All rightie.
264
00:11:04,134 --> 00:11:07,636
Come on, pick me, pick me.
265
00:11:07,705 --> 00:11:09,972
I will take... Stuart!
266
00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,440
Yes!
267
00:11:14,378 --> 00:11:15,677
Okay, guys, we
need some people
268
00:11:15,746 --> 00:11:17,312
to stay here and
guard the flag
269
00:11:17,381 --> 00:11:19,192
and some people to move out
and try to capture theirs.
270
00:11:19,216 --> 00:11:20,860
Okay. Sheldon,
do you want to stay here and...?
271
00:11:20,884 --> 00:11:22,429
What? Hold down the fort?
'Cause that's all I'm good for.
272
00:11:22,453 --> 00:11:23,563
Is that what you
were going to say?
273
00:11:23,587 --> 00:11:25,187
You know
that's not what he meant.
274
00:11:25,255 --> 00:11:26,455
Oh, why don't
you go out there?
275
00:11:26,490 --> 00:11:27,667
Maybe you'll be
the neurobiologist
276
00:11:27,691 --> 00:11:28,890
who revolutionizes
paintball.
277
00:11:28,959 --> 00:11:31,360
Stop it.
You're being ridiculous.
278
00:11:31,428 --> 00:11:33,929
Am I? Maybe it's just
my poor people skills.
279
00:11:33,998 --> 00:11:37,399
Oh, it's definitely
your poor people skills.
280
00:11:37,468 --> 00:11:39,434
All right, the choices are--
get shot at
281
00:11:39,503 --> 00:11:40,914
or stay here
and listen to them fight.
282
00:11:40,938 --> 00:11:43,772
Shot at.
283
00:11:49,013 --> 00:11:51,780
This is pretty exciting,
sneaking around like this.
284
00:11:51,849 --> 00:11:55,517
Oh, so you like sneaking around.
Good to know.
285
00:11:55,586 --> 00:11:57,519
What's that
supposed to mean?
286
00:11:57,554 --> 00:11:59,321
Nothing. Never mind.
287
00:11:59,390 --> 00:12:01,556
Let me see
if the coast is clear.
288
00:12:04,877 --> 00:12:05,424
See anybody?
289
00:12:05,448 --> 00:12:08,158
Yes, I saw a strange man going
into your house the other night!
290
00:12:09,133 --> 00:12:10,899
What?
291
00:12:10,968 --> 00:12:13,068
But out there,
there's nobody.
292
00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,280
Ow!
293
00:12:25,349 --> 00:12:27,149
I'm hit.
294
00:12:27,217 --> 00:12:29,217
Ow!
295
00:12:29,286 --> 00:12:31,319
I said I was hit!
296
00:12:31,388 --> 00:12:32,454
Sorry.
297
00:12:33,624 --> 00:12:36,124
Ow!
298
00:12:36,193 --> 00:12:37,993
Why do you keep shooting me?
299
00:12:38,062 --> 00:12:40,062
Why don't you want
to move in with me?
300
00:12:40,130 --> 00:12:42,931
I-I didn't say I didn't want to.
301
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,333
No, you just ran away.
302
00:12:45,402 --> 00:12:47,035
Stuart?
303
00:12:48,472 --> 00:12:50,238
Stuart?!
304
00:12:50,307 --> 00:12:52,174
Did you run away again?
305
00:12:52,242 --> 00:12:54,209
STUART
No!
306
00:12:55,245 --> 00:12:57,479
Bang, you're out.
307
00:12:57,548 --> 00:12:59,815
What?! I'm not out.
308
00:12:59,883 --> 00:13:01,016
You didn't even shoot me.
309
00:13:01,085 --> 00:13:02,529
I'm not gonna shoot you
from right here.
310
00:13:02,553 --> 00:13:03,697
It's too close.
It's gonna hurt.
311
00:13:03,721 --> 00:13:05,954
Oh, come on. It's not
gonna hurt that bad.
312
00:13:06,023 --> 00:13:08,523
I'm telling you, from
this distance it's gonna... Ow!
313
00:13:08,592 --> 00:13:10,926
See? That hurt!
314
00:13:10,994 --> 00:13:13,528
All right. Fine,
you can shoot me.
315
00:13:13,597 --> 00:13:15,430
- No, I'm not gonna shoot you.
- Ow!
316
00:13:17,234 --> 00:13:18,834
Ow! Ow!
317
00:13:18,902 --> 00:13:21,837
Aah, you were right.
We're way too close.
318
00:13:21,905 --> 00:13:23,638
See, I told you
it's gonna hurt...
319
00:13:23,707 --> 00:13:25,640
Ow!
320
00:13:25,709 --> 00:13:27,709
I can't believe
you're taking this out on me.
321
00:13:27,778 --> 00:13:30,345
I was just trying to get
publicity for our paper.
322
00:13:30,414 --> 00:13:32,314
By making it seem
like it was your idea?
323
00:13:32,382 --> 00:13:34,683
I didn't write the headline,
Sheldon.
324
00:13:34,752 --> 00:13:36,251
Did you even read the article?
325
00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,453
Because I talk
about you continuously.
326
00:13:38,522 --> 00:13:41,656
I know, and it just made you
sound modest and charming.
327
00:13:44,061 --> 00:13:47,329
Why can't you just
be proud of me?
328
00:13:47,397 --> 00:13:49,564
I am proud of you.
329
00:13:49,633 --> 00:13:52,200
Really?
Because you sound jealous.
330
00:13:52,269 --> 00:13:54,302
Well, I'm that, too.
I've seen Inside Out.
331
00:13:54,371 --> 00:13:56,638
I know I can feel
two things at once.
332
00:13:58,442 --> 00:14:01,176
- Ow!
- Ow!
333
00:14:01,245 --> 00:14:04,179
Well, now I feel
three things.
334
00:14:07,217 --> 00:14:09,151
Hey.
335
00:14:09,219 --> 00:14:10,152
Who shot you?
336
00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:12,420
Oh. Uh, oh...
337
00:14:12,489 --> 00:14:15,423
Denise, uh, Denise, Denise,
Denise, Denise,
338
00:14:15,492 --> 00:14:16,825
Denise, Denise, Denise,
339
00:14:16,894 --> 00:14:19,127
Denise, Denise,
Denise, Denise
340
00:14:19,196 --> 00:14:22,164
and me when I was running
from Denise.
341
00:14:22,232 --> 00:14:25,000
What is up with you two?
342
00:14:25,068 --> 00:14:27,235
Well, it's kind of
hard to explain. Uh,
343
00:14:27,304 --> 00:14:30,405
you know when things
are going great, but you worry
344
00:14:30,474 --> 00:14:32,507
that any minute
you might screw everything up?
345
00:14:32,576 --> 00:14:35,343
- No.
- Yes.
346
00:14:35,412 --> 00:14:38,547
If you really like her, you
can't let fear get in the way.
347
00:14:38,615 --> 00:14:40,215
You have to move forward.
348
00:14:40,284 --> 00:14:44,286
And at a certain point, the fear
of losing her goes away?
349
00:14:44,354 --> 00:14:45,987
I will let you know.
350
00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:50,592
- You were spying on me?
- That is not the point.
351
00:14:50,661 --> 00:14:52,694
The point is who was that man?
352
00:14:52,763 --> 00:14:54,796
Fine. That was
my ex-boyfriend.
353
00:14:54,865 --> 00:14:56,898
Some of his stuff
was still at my house,
354
00:14:56,967 --> 00:14:58,767
and he stopped by
to pick it up.
355
00:14:58,836 --> 00:15:02,537
And did you give it to him?
Did you give him his stuff?
356
00:15:02,606 --> 00:15:07,409
If "stuff" means
sex, then no.
357
00:15:07,477 --> 00:15:10,912
If "stuff" means his
Waterpik, then yes!
358
00:15:10,981 --> 00:15:12,080
I got the flag!
359
00:15:12,149 --> 00:15:14,649
I'm gonna make a run for it.
Cover me!
360
00:15:16,386 --> 00:15:19,721
So you're still talking
to your ex-boyfriend?
361
00:15:19,790 --> 00:15:21,923
Yes, and I'm not gonna
apologize for that.
362
00:15:21,992 --> 00:15:23,925
And you need to delete
that app from your phone.
363
00:15:23,994 --> 00:15:25,560
Because you're hiding
something from me?
364
00:15:25,629 --> 00:15:27,095
No, because you
should trust me!
365
00:15:27,164 --> 00:15:30,198
How can I trust you?!
I barely even know you!
366
00:15:32,736 --> 00:15:34,603
Then what are we doing?
367
00:15:34,671 --> 00:15:36,504
Why are we planning
a wedding?
368
00:15:36,573 --> 00:15:38,740
I don't know.
369
00:15:41,044 --> 00:15:42,477
Aah,
370
00:15:42,546 --> 00:15:44,312
sad man!
371
00:15:48,352 --> 00:15:49,517
Ow!
372
00:15:49,586 --> 00:15:52,487
Ha, ha! Oh. It's you.
373
00:15:52,556 --> 00:15:54,122
I can't believe you shot me!
374
00:15:54,191 --> 00:15:55,335
I can't believe I did, either.
375
00:15:55,359 --> 00:15:57,192
Right in the chest.
376
00:15:57,261 --> 00:15:59,494
Sorry. That's gonna
leave a bruise.
377
00:15:59,563 --> 00:16:01,796
Yeah, a big one.
378
00:16:01,865 --> 00:16:04,165
- Does it hurt?
- A little.
379
00:16:04,234 --> 00:16:07,535
Want to kiss it
and make it better?
380
00:16:07,604 --> 00:16:09,471
I do.
381
00:16:13,076 --> 00:16:14,409
Where are you going?
382
00:16:14,478 --> 00:16:15,944
Home.
383
00:16:16,013 --> 00:16:19,347
Don't worry. I'll wave to
the doorbell when I get there.
384
00:16:19,416 --> 00:16:20,916
Wait, wait, wait.
385
00:16:20,984 --> 00:16:22,384
At least let me drive you.
386
00:16:22,452 --> 00:16:23,985
That's okay. I'll Uber.
387
00:16:24,054 --> 00:16:25,620
We can take you.
388
00:16:25,689 --> 00:16:27,722
- Come on, Sheldon.
- Okay.
389
00:16:27,791 --> 00:16:30,158
But I should warn you,
we're in a bit of a spat.
390
00:16:30,227 --> 00:16:32,105
At least I think we are.
Amy, are we still in a spat?
391
00:16:32,129 --> 00:16:33,361
Are you ready to apologize?
392
00:16:33,430 --> 00:16:35,196
We are.
393
00:16:39,770 --> 00:16:41,002
- Aha!
- Hey!
394
00:16:41,071 --> 00:16:43,204
- Get out!
- Sorry. Sorry.
395
00:16:43,273 --> 00:16:44,639
I didn't see anything.
396
00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:45,941
Actually, could I...?
397
00:16:46,009 --> 00:16:47,175
Ooh, thank you!
398
00:16:53,265 --> 00:16:56,601
Hey.
399
00:16:56,602 --> 00:16:58,678
Wow. That's a lot of bruises.
400
00:16:58,679 --> 00:17:03,048
Yeah, well,
you shot me a lot of times.
401
00:17:04,818 --> 00:17:08,587
That's not even counting
the bruises on the inside.
402
00:17:08,655 --> 00:17:09,955
'Cause I hurt your feelings?
403
00:17:10,023 --> 00:17:13,725
Let's hope that's all it is.
404
00:17:13,794 --> 00:17:17,229
Ah, look, I'm sorry
that I freaked out.
405
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:20,532
It's just that things are
going so good with us,
406
00:17:20,601 --> 00:17:24,369
and I'm afraid that if we go
too fast, I am gonna mess it up.
407
00:17:24,438 --> 00:17:27,772
I get that. I don't want
to mess things up, either.
408
00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:32,544
Um, I got you something.
409
00:17:32,613 --> 00:17:37,449
It's a key to my place
to show you that I'm serious.
410
00:17:37,518 --> 00:17:38,950
- Thank you.
- Mm.
411
00:17:39,019 --> 00:17:40,819
Well, isn't this technically
412
00:17:40,888 --> 00:17:44,289
a key to Howard
and Bernadette's place?
413
00:17:44,358 --> 00:17:47,792
Yes, so don't ever use it or
let them know that you have it.
414
00:17:47,861 --> 00:17:49,961
- Come here.
- Oh. Uh, no.
415
00:17:50,030 --> 00:17:54,599
I appreciate it, but
seriously, this is all bruise.
416
00:17:54,668 --> 00:17:56,401
Kiss?
417
00:17:56,470 --> 00:17:58,403
Gently.
418
00:18:00,674 --> 00:18:02,908
Ow.
419
00:18:04,311 --> 00:18:06,611
I'm about to start recording.
Are you guys ready?
420
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,647
Sheldon, are you ready?
421
00:18:08,715 --> 00:18:10,582
- Absolutely.
- Great.
422
00:18:10,651 --> 00:18:13,952
So, Dr. Cooper,
my first question is for you.
423
00:18:14,021 --> 00:18:16,354
Oh, goody.
424
00:18:16,423 --> 00:18:18,757
Would you say that your paper
is an extension
425
00:18:18,825 --> 00:18:21,293
of the work
of Professor Joseph Polchinski?
426
00:18:39,237 --> 00:18:40,870
I'll be in the car.
427
00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:51,499
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