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Champagne, a champagne,
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a champagne
with a packet of Splenda in it.
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You know what I call this drink?
A waste of champagne?
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No. A Dr. Cooper.
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Because...
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He"s alsosweet and bubbly.
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All right.
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A... a toast to Sheldon and Amy
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and the publication
of your super-asymmetry paper.
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We are so proud of you guys.
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Cheers. Thanks. Yay. Boom.
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Ooh! That is PhD-licious.
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So, have you guys gotten
any feedback yet?
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Well, there are
some comments online,
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but we haven"t read them.
We decided we don"t care
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what people say
about our work. Good for you.
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People online can be so mean.
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I posted a picture of myself
on Instagram,
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and some jerk said I looked
so skinny I might disappear.
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And yet,
somehow she soldiers on.
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Although, Amy and I did
give the world a gift.
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It would be nice to read
some of the thank-you notes.
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I"m surprised you're interested
in some stranger"s opinion.
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Well, as I always say,
a stranger"s just a friend
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who hasn"t complimented me yet.
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Okay.
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I"ll read them. If any of them
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accuse you of being too pretty,
can help you through it.
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Okay, here"s one
from Dr. Saltzberg at UCLA.
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Wait, no, stop. I don"t want to know.
What if he"s mean?
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Well, what if
he"s complimentary?
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I want to know.
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Okay. He says...
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I don"t want to know. All right,
just...
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let me see it.
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Okay, this is...
this is really positive.
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Wow, it"s,
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like, reallypositive.
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He says it might be
the discovery of the decade.
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He"s right. They love it!
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This is so exciting.
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This may be the
Dr. Cooper talking,
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but pour me another Dr. Cooper.
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Hey, and I
were thinking of getting
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a big paintball game together.
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Leonard, why does she want
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to shoot you?
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She doesn"t want to shoot me.
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Who doesn"t want to shoot you? Penny.
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No, that doesn"t sound right.
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She just wants
to play paintball.
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It combines my love of whimsy
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with her love
of making grown men cry.
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Sounds fun.
Bernadette and I are in.
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You don "t need to ask her? No. I"
ve been pretty annoying lately.
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She"s gonna want to shoot me.
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Dr. Cooper.
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President Siebert.
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What are you doing
in the regular cafeteria?
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You"re a superstar.
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No offense, worker bees.
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You should join me
in my private dining room.
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Dr. Fowler is already there.
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Can I bring my friends?
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No.
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Can I bring my tater tots? Yes.
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All right, let"s go.
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Welcome to the inner sanctum.
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I do love a good sanctum.
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Sheldon, look at my fruit plate.
It"s got kiwi on it.
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I don"t like kiwi.
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Neither do I, but it"s so fancy.
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Well, this is nice.
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Why have we waited
so long to do this?
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Because you never invited us.
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Ha-ha-ha!
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Well, the important thing
is you"re here now,
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and we"re so excited
about your work.
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This paper"s going to do
big things for all of us,
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so if there"s anything
that you need...
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You know, actually, I could use
some barbecue sauce for my tots.
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Wait. No. Ketchup.
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Can we have some barbecue
sauce and ketchup over here?
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Both?
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So this is how
the other half lives.
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I just want you to know
that you have our full support,
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and we"re organizing
a big media push.
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Articles. Interviews.
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You want us to do interviews?
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Well, we"re thinking a
divide-and-conquer approach here,
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where you do the interviews,
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and Sheldon stays here
and holds down the fort.
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You know...
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in case there"s an emergency.
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What kind of an emergency
would there be in physics?
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I don"t know, maybe there's
an object in motion
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that won"t stay in motion.
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Or a reaction
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that"s equal but not opposite.
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It sounds like
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you don"t want Sheldon
to do the interviews.
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It"s not that we don't want
Sheldonto do the interviews,
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it"s just that we really
want youto do the interviews.
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Without Sheldon.
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Now, wait, wait,
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are you trying to exclude me?
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Look, Sheldon,
you"re a brilliant man,
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but your people skills are...
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This is not barbecue sauce!
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This is steak sauce!
What are you trying to pull?
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Like that.
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This is ridiculous.
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It is my work, too,
and I am perfectly capable
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of keeping it together
for an interview.
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Okay. Say somebody asks
if you feel your work
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is derivative of the work
of Professor Joseph Polchinski.
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Seriously, can we get
this man some barbecue sauce!?
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Would you mind stocking these?
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Actually, I"m not
on the clock today.
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I"m just hanging out
with my boyfriend.
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Cool.
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That"s me, right?
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I forgot to tell you...
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I broke up with you, and now I"m
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dating... that guy.
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I know you"re joking,
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but my flight-or-flight
response doesn"t.
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Isn"t it fight-or-flight?
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Not for me.
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So I told my mom
she just needed to back off.
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This is our wedding,
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and if anyone"s gonna design
the floral arrangements,
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it"s going to be my man.
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Thank you.
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I mean, I-I"m not trying
to be a groomzilla,
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but... this is my specialty.
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Someone texting you?
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No. It"s just my,
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doorbell camera.
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I got one of those for my
place, but I never installed it.
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It"s easy. I can do it for you.
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You"re gonna love it.
It"s how I found out
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a raccoon was stealing my
cheese-of-the-month club.
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What did you do?
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Nothing. I didn"t
want to piss it off.
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It was, like, huge from
eating all the cheese.
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Hey. We"re doing a big
paintball game on Saturday
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if you two want to join.
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My roommate asked me to
help her move out on Saturday.
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That sucks.
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Sucks for her.
I"m playing paintball.
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I-I didn"t know
your roommate was moving out.
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Yeah. I"ve been looking
for a new one,
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but... so far no luck.
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You hear that?
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She needs a roommate.
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What do you think, Stuart?
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I-i-it...
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Flight.
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Flight.
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That was hard to watch.Yeah.
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Okay, I need you to
be honest with me.
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How do I look?
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A little shorter, but as we age
that happens to all of us.
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Come on, help me out here.
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I"ve got a bunch
of interviews today.
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Well, no one"ll notice.
They never met you before.
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Sheldon, I"m nervous,
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and I wish you were
coming with me.
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If it helps, I wrote up
some possible questions
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and answers for you.
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"Whom do you love more,."
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"Sheldon the scientist
or Sheldon the man?"
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"Answer Sheldon the scientist,
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but by such a slim margin that
it "s statistically insignificant."
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Well, you really managed
to capture my voice.
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Well, don"t worry.
I"m sure you're gonna do great.
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Thank you.
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Okay, bye.Wait-wait-wait.
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You forgot the cards. Love you, too.
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Really? She asked you
to move in with her?
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Yeah, she was
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hinting around about it,
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but I think I handled it
pretty well.
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"Pretty well"?
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You ran out of there so fast,
if it was a cartoon,
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there would have been a
Stuart-shaped hole in the wall.
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Was she mad?
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No. I talked to her after.
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She said she"s fine.
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No.
Yikes! You"ll find someone new.
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Everything okay?
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Yeah, it"s just
Anu"s doorbell camera.
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I helped her install it.
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You can"t look at it.
That"s spying.
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Who the hell is this guy?
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Ooh, let me see.
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He"s got... bags.
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He"s probably
just delivering food.
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Why is she hugging him?
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Maybe she doesn"t
have tip money?
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W-Wait, why is she
inviting him into the house?
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She"s a good tipper?
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Do you ever feel guilty
that we get to eat
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in the fancy dining room while our
friends have to eat in the regular one?
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Yes. Wait, did you say
"guilty" or "happy"?
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"Guilty."
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Then no.
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In fact, take a picture of me with
the garlic knots to send them.
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There"s my MVP...
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Most Valuable Physicist.
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Thank you.
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And my star
of NPR Science Friday
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and a potpourri
of popular podcasts.
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I don"t know if I'd
use the word "star."
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I would. I got an early look at
the interview you did for Wired,
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and it is glowing.
They loved you.
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That"s great.
Thanks for telling me.
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Congratulations, Amy.
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I"m so proud of you. And that headline...
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"The Neurobiologist
Who Revolutionized Physics."
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I"m sorry.
The who who did what to...
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Hey, how did your interview go?
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Okay, I guess.
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You don"t sound very happy.
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Why wouldn"t she be happy?
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She"s the neurobiologist
who revolutionized physics.
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Sorry.
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This should be fun.
I"ve never played before.
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Fair warning... it can
get pretty ugly out there.
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Okay, well, remember,
I"m your fiancée.
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I remember. Do you?
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All right, we need two teams.
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Who wants to be the captain?
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Me.
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Sure. Why not?
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All right, why don"t
you pick first?
239
00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:34,372
Okay, um... Leonard.
240
00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:37,158
Yeah?
241
00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:38,507
No, I"m picking you.
242
00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:41,031
First? For a team?
243
00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:44,469
What is happening?
244
00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:47,385
All right, I take Bernadette.
245
00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:49,866
Really?
You"re picking her over me?
246
00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:52,652
Yeah, "cause she's vicious
and can hide behind a mushroom."
247
00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:55,785
Um... Sheldon.
248
00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:58,353
Raj.
249
00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:00,355
Amy.
250
00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:01,530
I"ll take Anu.
251
00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:07,535
Howard.
252
00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:10,539
All rightie.
253
00:11:10,582 --> 00:11:14,238
Come on, pick me, pick me.
254
00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,414
I will take... Stuart!
255
00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:17,677
Yes!
256
00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:22,290
Okay, guys, we need some people
257
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,074
to stay here and guard the flag
258
00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:25,878
and some people to move out
and try to capture theirs.
259
00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,663
Okay. Sheldon,
do you want to stay here and...?
260
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,925
What? Hold down the fort?
"Cause that's all I" m good for.
261
00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:30,100
Is that what you
were going to say?
262
00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:31,908
You know
that"s not what he meant.
263
00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:33,040
Why don"t you go out there?
264
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,234
Maybe you"ll be
the neurobiologist
265
00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:35,564
who revolutionizes paintball.
266
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:38,132
Stop it.
You"re being ridiculous.
267
00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:40,612
Am I? Maybe it"s just
my poor people skills.
268
00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:43,920
It"s definitely
your poor people skills.
269
00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,966
All right, the choices are...
Get shot at
270
00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:47,532
or stay here
and listen to them fight.
271
00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:50,405
Shot at.
272
00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:58,413
This is pretty exciting,
sneaking around like this.
273
00:11:58,456 --> 00:12:02,156
So you like sneaking around.
Good to know.
274
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,158
What"s that supposed to mean?
275
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,899
Nothing. Never mind.
276
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,901
Let me see
if the coast is clear.
277
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:15,604
See anybody? Yes, I saw a strange man going
into your house the other night!
278
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,649
What?
279
00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:19,564
But out there, there"s nobody.
280
00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:33,709
I"m hit.
281
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,887
I said I was hit!
282
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:38,931
Sorry.
283
00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,764
Why do you keep shooting me?
284
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,809
Why don"t you want
to move in with me?
285
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:49,420
I-I didn"t say I didn't want to.
286
00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:51,901
No, you just ran away.
287
00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:53,511
Stuart?
288
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,819
Stuart?!
289
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,821
Did you run away again?
290
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,780
No!
291
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:04,174
Bang, you"re out.
292
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:06,611
What?! I"m not out.
293
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:07,830
You didn"t even shoot me.
294
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,199
I"m not gonna shoot you
from right here.
295
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:10,461
It "s too close. It" s gonna hurt.
296
00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:12,792
Come on. It"s not
gonna hurt that bad.
297
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:15,229
I"m telling you, from
this distance it"s gonna...!
298
00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:17,753
See? That hurt!
299
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,234
All right. Fine,
you can shoot me.
300
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:21,801
No, I"m not gonna shoot you.
301
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:28,633
Aah, you were right.
We"re way too close.
302
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,113
See, I told you
it"s gonna hurt...
303
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,465
I can"t believe
you"re taking this out on me.
304
00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:36,990
I was just trying to get
publicity for ourpaper.
305
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,948
By making it seem
like it was your idea?
306
00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:41,429
I didn"t write the headline,
Sheldon.
307
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:42,865
Did you even read the article?
308
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:45,128
Because I talk
about you continuously.
309
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:48,088
I know, and it just made you
sound modest and charming.
310
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,963
Why can"t you just
be proud of me?
311
00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:56,270
I am proud of you.
312
00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:59,055
Really?
Because you sound jealous.
313
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:01,014
Well, I"m that, too.
I"ve seen Inside Out.
314
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,146
I know I can feel
two things at once.
315
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,850
Well, now I feel three things.
316
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,855
Hey.
317
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:16,898
Who shot you?
318
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:22,165
Denise, Denise, Denise,
Denise, Denise,
319
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:23,688
Denise, Denise, Denise,
320
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:26,039
Denise, Denise, Denise, Denise
321
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:28,868
and me when I was running
from Denise.
322
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:31,914
What is up with you two?
323
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,177
Well, it"s kind of
hard to explain.
324
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:37,137
You know when things
are going great, but you worry
325
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:39,269
that any minute
you might screw everything up?
326
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:42,316
No. Yes.
327
00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:45,319
If you really like her, you
can"t let fear get in the way.
328
00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:47,147
You have to move forward.
329
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:50,759
And at a certain point, the fear
of losing her goes away?
330
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,326
I will let you know.
331
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,113
You were spying on me?
That is not the point.
332
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,333
The point is who was that man?
333
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:01,465
Fine. That was my ex-boyfriend.
334
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:03,598
Some of his stuff
was still at my house,
335
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,426
and he stopped by to pick it up.
336
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:09,125
And did you give it to him?
Did you give him his stuff?
337
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:13,956
If "stuff" means sex, then no.
338
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,351
If "stuff" means his
Waterpik, then yes!
339
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:18,830
I got the flag!
340
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:20,963
I"m gonna make a run for it.
Cover me!
341
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:26,360
So you"re still talking
to your ex-boyfriend?
342
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,623
Yes, and I"m not gonna
apologize for that.
343
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,625
And you need to delete
that app from your phone.
344
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,168
Because you"re hiding
something from me?
345
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:33,845
No, because you should trust me!
346
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:36,674
How can I trust you?!
I barely even know you!
347
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:41,201
Then what are we doing?
348
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,072
Why are we planning a wedding?
349
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:45,074
I don"t know.
350
00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:49,035
Aah,
351
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,558
sad man!
352
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:59,132
Ha, ha! It"s you.
353
00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:00,698
I can"t believe you shot me!
354
00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:01,937
I can"t believe I did, either.
355
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,788
Right in the chest.
356
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:06,139
Sorry. That"s gonna
leave a bruise.
357
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:08,532
Yeah, a big one.
358
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,752
Does it hurt? A little.
359
00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:13,973
Want to kiss it
and make it better?
360
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,844
I do.
361
00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:21,023
Where are you going?
362
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,720
Home.
363
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:25,985
Don"t worry. I'll wave to
the doorbell when I get there.
364
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,421
Wait, wait, wait.
365
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,031
At least let me drive you.
366
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,511
That"s okay. I'll Uber.
367
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:32,295
We can take you.
368
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:34,428
Come on, Sheldon.Okay.
369
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,996
But I should warn you,
we"re in a bit of a spat.
370
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,625
At least I think we are.
Amy, are we still in a spat?
371
00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:39,999
Are you ready to apologize?
372
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,739
We are.
373
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,789
Aha! Hey!
374
00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:49,791
Get out! Sorry. Sorry.
375
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,314
I didn"t see anything.
376
00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:52,446
Actually, could I...?
377
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:53,708
Ooh, thank you!
378
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:05,589
Hey.
379
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,765
Wow. That"s a lot of bruises.
380
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:12,031
Yeah, well,
you shot me a lot of times.
381
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:17,732
That"s not even counting
the bruises on the inside.
382
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,168
"Cause I hurt your feelings?
383
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:22,911
Let"s hope that's all it is.
384
00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:26,523
Look, I"m sorry
that I freaked out.
385
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:29,918
It"s just that things are
going so good with us,
386
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:33,704
and I"m afraid that if we go
too fast, I am gonna mess it up.
387
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:36,968
I get that. I don"t want
to mess things up, either.
388
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,930
Um, I got you something.
389
00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:46,543
It"s a key to my place
to show you that I"m serious.
390
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,154
Thank you.
391
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:50,025
Well, isn"t this technically
392
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,594
a key to Howard
and Bernadette"s place?
393
00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:57,076
Yes, so don"t ever use it or
let them know that you have it.
394
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,252
Come here.No.
395
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:03,821
I appreciate it, but
seriously, this is all bruise.
396
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,562
Kiss?
397
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:07,521
Gently.
398
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,833
I"m about to start recording.
Are you guys ready?
399
00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:17,879
Sheldon, are you ready?
400
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:20,055
Absolutely.Great.
401
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,014
So, Dr. Cooper,
my first question is for you.
402
00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:25,756
Goody.
403
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,019
Would you say that your paper
is an extension
404
00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:30,370
of the work
of Professor Joseph Polchinski?
405
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,129
I"ll be in the car.
406
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,653
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