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This morning I woke up in bed
with Danny Castellano,
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because I am straight up dating
Danny Castellano.
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It's so nice to wake up, turn over
and see Danny
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instead of a knife I hid
to protect myself.
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Go back to bed.
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(Mindy) Oh, and best of all,
the free pancake breakfasts.
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Danny, work is gonna be so much
more fun now that we're dating.
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We can take x-rays of us making out.
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Yeah, I actually wanted
to talk to you about that.
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I was thinking maybe for now,
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we should just...
Be cool.
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"Be cool"?
What does that mean?
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Well, look, it's bad enough that
Peter already knows about this.
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Every time I see him, he asks me
if I've had any hot chocolate.
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Talking about your skin tone, okay?
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I just...
I don't like it.
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Danny, are you embarrassed of me?
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'Cause I'm, like,
very smart and successful,
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and I'm hot, but I, like,
don't even know it,
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which makes me even hotter.
No, no, no, no.
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No, I'm not embarrassed of you.
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It's just that this is new,
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and I don't want people talking
about us and making it weird.
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Okay.
This, us...
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You're very important to me.
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Really?
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Yes.
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Okay, we can date in secret, sure.
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Let's be cool.
I'll be cool.
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(Mindy) Dating is fun,
but dating in secret is really fun.
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Danny, can I get
a second opinion on this chart?
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Yeah, sure.
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I was looking at it,
and it doesn't add up.
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[The cars' just what I needed]
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Whoa, whoa, let me
read the chart first,
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and then I'll give you kisses.
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That was obviously a lie
to get you in here.
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You sly dog.
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I kind of lose my mind
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Mindy, I just got a call
from the hospital.
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You gave a patient the wrong
medication, and she's in a coma!
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[Both gasp] In my office, now!
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I know a guy who can disappear you.
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You're bad at this.
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And wasting all my time
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[Elevator bell dings]
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I guess you're just what
I needed, just what I needed
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I saw a headline in the post today.
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[Whispering] It said, "news flash...
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You're staying at my place tonight."
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[Light slap]
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You're just what I needed,
yeah, yeah, yeah
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(Mindy) Clandestine make-outs,
sexy glances,
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footsie-ing each other's brains out,
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and not to brag, but I haven't
been home in three days.
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God, I am such a slob.
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[Gasps] I have been robbed.
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Hey, Jeremy, can I get
friday night off?
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I got a real hot date with an E.T.P.C.
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What's an E.T.P.C.?
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An eager-to-please chubster.
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This chick requires
no work whatsoever.
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I go over there,
bring her some kettle corn.
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Next thing you know,
we're knocking boots, baby.
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Friday is technically
Mindy's night off.
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I did try to switch her
to thursday, remember,
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but she wrote that jezebel article
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about how I "raped her weekend."
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I have this box of condoms
that's about to expire.
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Speaking of hot dates,
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I was talking to your girlfriend
this morning.
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What? What do you mean my girlfriend?
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Who told you I had a girlfriend?
I don't have a girlfriend.
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Okay, yes, I am friends
with lots of girls,
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like your Beverlys and your Betsys,
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but I don't have a girlfriend.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Relax.
I'm talking about Brooke.
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Oh, Brooke?
Yeah.
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Brooke's in town?
Yes, she is.
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Right now she's...
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Is that my pen, man?
Ugh, gross.
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Bite your nails like an adult.
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Who's Brooke?
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Brooke is a pharmaceutical rep.
She comes once a year.
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Last year her and Danny
hit it off, rather,
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and they shared a cornish handshake.
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[Whispering] Sex.
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That's great, right?
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'Cause if you were dating
someone else,
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then that would be
kind of uncomfortable for you.
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Uncomfortable?
Uncomfortable?
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I am the most comfortable
I've ever been.
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Oh, clearly.
You seem loose.
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(Jeremy) This is a new low.
Are you wearing sleep pajamas?
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Yes. Yes, I am wearing a nightgown.
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For the record, I still look adorable.
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I look like Wendy from Peter Pan.
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And I'm sorry that I didn't have
a lot of clothes options,
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because my apartment was robbed.
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[Both gasp] De Blasio's been mayor
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for a couple of months,
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and now we're suddenly
living in Baghdad?
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Yes.
Hey, what was the point of me
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choosing to live
in a gay neighborhood, okay,
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if I can't leave my door wide open?
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It's not for the culture
and the art and all the parades.
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Be careful. Criminals,
they can return to their marks.
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I've been mugged five times by
the same gang of teenage girls.
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Maybe somebody should stay with you.
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Well, that would make me feel safer.
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Well, I'm not gonna
make you ask twice.
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I'm in.
I'm moving in indefinitely
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until you feel safe.
Yes.
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Oh, Morgan, that's very sweet of you,
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but maybe someone else would be
more of an appropriate choice.
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What about Danny?
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Could you stay with Mindy?
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Adobe acrobat is still
updating in here.
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I got to take care of it.
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I'm sorry. I just said
I would do it, okay?
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I-I-I...
What's up?
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[Whispering]
What the hell are you doing?
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[Whispering] I'm sorry.
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If you just asked me in private,
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Morgan wouldn't be sleeping
in your apartment.
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I know.
I'm so used to everybody
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knowing everything about my life.
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Morgan knows my menstrual cycle,
and I find it very helpful.
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Look, Mindy, we have
something really nice,
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and I just don't want
the peanut gallery in the office
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to stick their nose in
and screw things up, okay?
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So we still cool?
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[Normal voice] Uh,
let this answer your question.
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[Beatboxing]
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Ow!
Oh, God, I bit my tongue.
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[Sighs] I don't know why,
but I still want to hit it.
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What do you mean you don't know why?
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(Morgan) Dr. L, if those burglars
try to break in again, they're toast.
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I have a plan.
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I'm gonna get that doorknob
piping hot.
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So, if they touch it, sss!
Burns their hand.
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They kick the door open, boom,
paint can right in the head.
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Kaput.
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Did you learn this from home alone?
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I didn't just watch home alone.
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I also watched some grown-up films.
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Like grown ups?
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I watched home alone and grown ups.
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You know what?
If you're gonna stay here
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for a very short amount of time,
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we have to have some ground rules.
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Yes, we are roomies with benefits.
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What?
Absolutely not!
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What about friendship?
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Oh, yes.
Yes, yes.
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Go to bed.
Just don't touch anything.
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I'm not even here.
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You're the best.
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You know what?
Not a lot of guys would do this.
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No one is gonna cut you up
into little pieces tonight.
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What?
I'm gonna keep you safe.
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Go, don't think about it.
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Hey, you like eggs Benedict?
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I do.
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So do I.
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Good night.
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Good-bye.
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Real quick...
Tutorial on the remote?
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Which button is pow...
Okay, I'll figure it out.
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[Whispering] All right, come here,
come here. I know, I know, shh.
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Listen, you begged me
to come here, okay?
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So don't screw this up for me,
you little son of a bitch.
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[Smooches]
Oh, my God, I love you so much.
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No accidents.
That goes for both of us.
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For the bath.
[Puppy growling]
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[Normal voice] What do you got there?
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What is that?
What are you doing?
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No, no, no, no, no.
Stop it. Stop it.
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Get out of there.
It's Mindy's scrubs.
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These are men's scrubs.
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"Dr. Peter prentice."
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Mindy and Peter are sleeping together?
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Aah!
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Morgan, I told you.
I can't promote you to doctor.
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That's not even why I'm here.
Listen to me, listen, hey.
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God, how do I put this delicately?
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Dr. Lahiri and Dr. prentice
are having an affair.
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[Laughs]
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Peter and Mindy?
That's ridiculous, Morgan.
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No, it's not. I found
his scrubs at her apartment.
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And they're always
hanging out together.
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She took him to that wedding,
even though I'm her best friend.
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Come on.
Although...
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You know what? Peter did ask
for the same night off
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as Mindy yesterday.
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Come on. No, no, but he was
going on a date with an E.T.P.
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Oh, good God, Mindy's the chubster.
A chubster?
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Come on, man!
I mean,
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how many creeps in this building
is she gonna throw herself at?
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Cliff, Deslaurier, you.
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Yeah.
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She's really bottoming out, isn't she?
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Peter's awful to women.
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Yeah, he broke up with a girl one time
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on the kiss Cam at a Knicks game.
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Ugh.
I got to go talk to her.
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This is a roommate-to-roommate thing.
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It's just better off if I just go
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and I burst into her office
and yell at her.
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No, no, no, no, Morgan.
This is a personal matter,
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not a professional one, okay?
It's not our place to interfere.
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Okay, we have to lock this secret away
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along with the memory of daddy
kissing the rubbish man.
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Poor Dr. L.
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Yeah.
Poor rich Dr. L.
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Danny. Hi.
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I was hoping you'd be here.
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Brooke, it's really...
It's good to see you.
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You too.
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I mean, you always have
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such interesting medications
to tell us about.
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I have a new kind of naproxen
that will blow your mind.
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Oh, good, good.
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Naproxen's good for treating
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thick uterine walls.
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You always remember the details
of my presentations.
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Oh, you better be careful.
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I have a very contagious rash
on my arm.
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I don't want to give it to you.
Oh, okay.
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I'll see you in there, right? Okay.
Okay, I'm gonna see you...
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Yeah, I'm gonna
check you out in there.
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Okay, great.
[Clears throat]
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[Whispering] Hey.
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She's very pretty.
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Really?
I don't think so.
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Did you guys have,
like, a little thing?
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Brooke and I are old news, okay?
It's nothing to worry about.
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I'm not worried.
I'm cool, Danny.
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Actually, I think
it's kind of hot, you know?
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She thinks she's gonna get with you,
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but secretly, you're with me.
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Yeah.
So what's the deal?
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Did you get rid of Morgan tonight?
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Am I... am I staying over?
246
00:08:33,553 --> 00:08:35,487
What?
What's going on?
247
00:08:35,488 --> 00:08:38,357
Is Dr. C gonna be
at our house tonight?
248
00:08:38,358 --> 00:08:40,392
Well...
249
00:08:40,393 --> 00:08:43,028
He is, Morgan, because...
250
00:08:43,063 --> 00:08:46,565
Dr. C and Dr. L...
251
00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:48,334
Are throwing a party...
252
00:08:48,368 --> 00:08:49,969
[Laughs] At Mindy's house,
253
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and everyone's invited.
254
00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:54,106
(Morgan) A surprise housewarming
party for me? I knew it!
255
00:08:54,140 --> 00:08:56,275
(Brooke) With this new
birth control pill,
256
00:08:56,309 --> 00:08:58,377
any woman can sync her menstrual cycle
257
00:08:58,411 --> 00:08:59,545
with her friends
258
00:08:59,579 --> 00:09:02,348
or a list of endorsed celebrities.
259
00:09:02,382 --> 00:09:03,949
I'm on Sandy Bullock's.
260
00:09:03,984 --> 00:09:06,285
That's all.
Fantastic presentation, Brooke.
261
00:09:06,286 --> 00:09:08,220
(Peter) Yeah,
you made me wish I could menstruate.
262
00:09:08,221 --> 00:09:11,423
Oh, Dr. Castellano,
I know you always have
263
00:09:11,424 --> 00:09:12,925
a lot of follow-up questions.
264
00:09:12,926 --> 00:09:16,629
I'd be happy to answer them
one-on-one, maybe tonight.
265
00:09:16,663 --> 00:09:18,631
Tonight?
266
00:09:18,665 --> 00:09:20,933
Tonight we have Mindy's party.
Maybe she could join?
267
00:09:20,967 --> 00:09:22,701
Oh, well, you know how Mindy is
with the velvet ropes.
268
00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:25,471
I mean, unless you're
"Benjamin Cumberbeach,"
269
00:09:25,505 --> 00:09:27,673
you know, good luck to you.
270
00:09:27,674 --> 00:09:29,375
(Peter) Since
the guest list is so tight,
271
00:09:29,409 --> 00:09:31,143
well, maybe you and I could hang out.
272
00:09:31,177 --> 00:09:34,113
Yeah, let me think about that.
273
00:09:34,147 --> 00:09:35,648
Peter, you're seeing someone.
274
00:09:35,682 --> 00:09:37,116
The chubster?
Yeah.
275
00:09:37,117 --> 00:09:38,450
It's just a hook-up thing.
276
00:09:38,451 --> 00:09:39,885
It's not a "lights on" situation.
277
00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:41,186
Uh, Brooke.
What?
278
00:09:41,187 --> 00:09:43,556
Hmm?
I think what Danny was trying to say
279
00:09:43,557 --> 00:09:45,057
was that maybe he's seeing someone
280
00:09:45,058 --> 00:09:48,093
and he wants to spend time
with her at the party.
281
00:09:48,094 --> 00:09:50,663
Oh. Is that true?
You have a girlfriend?
282
00:09:56,970 --> 00:09:57,969
Nope.
283
00:09:57,971 --> 00:09:59,371
He's fine.
Yeah, no girlfriend.
284
00:09:59,372 --> 00:10:00,371
He's free.
285
00:10:00,373 --> 00:10:01,607
Great.
286
00:10:01,641 --> 00:10:03,175
I'll see you there.
287
00:10:03,209 --> 00:10:06,845
Well, everyone
will be seeing everyone.
288
00:10:08,114 --> 00:10:11,116
(Both) You're disgusting.
289
00:10:11,151 --> 00:10:12,985
(Morgan) Oh, my God, I'm freaking out!
290
00:10:12,986 --> 00:10:14,987
What if no one shows up?
I'll never live it down.
291
00:10:15,021 --> 00:10:16,422
[Cell phone chimes]
292
00:10:16,423 --> 00:10:17,856
All right, well, I already
went out and got all new food,
293
00:10:17,857 --> 00:10:19,358
'cause I ate all the other food.
294
00:10:19,392 --> 00:10:20,693
Hey, how do I look?
295
00:10:20,694 --> 00:10:21,961
[Cell phone chimes]
296
00:10:21,962 --> 00:10:23,862
Aw.
You like it?
297
00:10:23,863 --> 00:10:25,331
I feel like I'm bursting in it.
298
00:10:25,365 --> 00:10:27,366
What a dweeb.
299
00:10:27,367 --> 00:10:29,034
Are you texting Dr. prentice?
300
00:10:29,069 --> 00:10:30,202
What? No.
301
00:10:30,237 --> 00:10:31,837
Okay.
302
00:10:31,871 --> 00:10:33,272
Does this look okay from the back?
303
00:10:33,306 --> 00:10:34,673
'Cause I feel like
little pockets of fat
304
00:10:34,674 --> 00:10:35,874
are shooting out
from the side of the vest.
305
00:10:35,909 --> 00:10:37,509
Do you have a different vest?
306
00:10:37,544 --> 00:10:38,978
No, I don't have a different vest!
307
00:10:38,979 --> 00:10:40,613
I'm not a hedge funder.
308
00:10:40,647 --> 00:10:42,848
I stepped up in here
like I'm killing 'em all
309
00:10:42,883 --> 00:10:45,017
Hey, how's it going?
Anything you want.
310
00:10:45,018 --> 00:10:46,318
You can take anything you want.
311
00:10:46,319 --> 00:10:48,053
Hi!
You look like a little bear cub.
312
00:10:48,054 --> 00:10:49,221
Let me get these bad boys in here.
313
00:10:49,222 --> 00:10:51,657
Morgan, that's very nice.
Yeah, after you.
314
00:10:51,658 --> 00:10:53,525
Hey, how many people
can spend the night here?
315
00:10:53,526 --> 00:10:54,793
'Cause I told everybody they could.
316
00:10:54,794 --> 00:10:55,828
None can.
No one can. No.
317
00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:57,096
Zero? Okay.
Yeah.
318
00:10:57,097 --> 00:10:58,530
Have you seen Danny?
319
00:10:58,531 --> 00:10:59,932
Yeah, he's in my bedroom.
320
00:10:59,933 --> 00:11:01,500
Wait.
The living room?
321
00:11:01,501 --> 00:11:02,701
Eh...
322
00:11:02,702 --> 00:11:04,169
Okay, I don't want you
to call it that.
323
00:11:04,170 --> 00:11:06,438
I sleep there,
so a little bit of both.
324
00:11:06,439 --> 00:11:07,506
Hey.
325
00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:08,707
Hey.
326
00:11:08,708 --> 00:11:11,043
Great tie.
327
00:11:11,044 --> 00:11:13,078
So when can we leave this lame party?
328
00:11:13,113 --> 00:11:15,981
There's no hype,
I look nice in my nikes
329
00:11:16,016 --> 00:11:17,349
Hey, Brooke!
Oh, hi.
330
00:11:17,350 --> 00:11:18,851
What are you doing here in my house?
331
00:11:18,885 --> 00:11:20,019
Danny invited me.
332
00:11:20,053 --> 00:11:21,387
Hmm.
333
00:11:21,421 --> 00:11:23,389
Oh, everyone invited everyone.
334
00:11:23,423 --> 00:11:25,925
No, remember, you asked me
to come specifically.
335
00:11:25,959 --> 00:11:27,359
It was like a date.
336
00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,161
It was a... oh, I don't...
I didn't think it was.
337
00:11:29,196 --> 00:11:31,530
It was, like, a big, big group...
Group thing.
338
00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:33,032
I don't know that dynamic.
339
00:11:33,066 --> 00:11:36,569
Heard it's gonna snow tomorrow...
340
00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:37,836
In April.
341
00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:38,938
[Laughs] Oh, my God.
342
00:11:38,939 --> 00:11:40,239
Do you remember
that blizzard last year,
343
00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,601
and we didn't leave your apartment
344
00:11:41,608 --> 00:11:42,708
for two days?
345
00:11:42,709 --> 00:11:44,376
Uh, I don't...
You do.
346
00:11:44,377 --> 00:11:46,539
[Gasps] Oh!
Oh, my God. Oh, God.
347
00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:49,457
(Morgan) No one freak out...
Some glass in the food, no big deal.
348
00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:50,591
You okay?
Are you okay?
349
00:11:50,592 --> 00:11:53,094
I have... I have no feelings
in my hands...
350
00:11:53,128 --> 00:11:54,996
Or in my heart.
351
00:11:54,997 --> 00:11:57,298
(Brooke) So what's new with you,
Dr. Lahiri?
352
00:11:57,332 --> 00:11:58,533
You seeing anybody?
353
00:11:58,567 --> 00:12:00,134
I'm not seeing anybody.
Oh.
354
00:12:00,135 --> 00:12:03,304
I am single, because
my boyfriend was decapitated.
355
00:12:03,338 --> 00:12:04,505
He was what?
356
00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:06,107
He was acting like a jerk,
and then someone
357
00:12:06,108 --> 00:12:08,342
just took a scimitar
and cut his head right off.
358
00:12:08,343 --> 00:12:10,344
So nice to see you.
359
00:12:10,345 --> 00:12:12,280
I'm gonna go drink alone
in my bedroom,
360
00:12:12,281 --> 00:12:13,848
so have a great night.
Okay.
361
00:12:13,882 --> 00:12:14,949
Bev, I'm gonna grab this from you.
362
00:12:14,950 --> 00:12:16,317
Thank you, bev.
363
00:12:16,351 --> 00:12:18,252
Hey, Danny, have you seen
364
00:12:18,253 --> 00:12:19,987
some of the weird feminist art
in Mindy's apart...
365
00:12:20,022 --> 00:12:22,023
What the hell is wrong with you, man?
366
00:12:22,024 --> 00:12:24,792
You're skeeving even me out.
Just tell everybody about Mindy.
367
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:27,161
Look, I just... I need...
I need to take my time.
368
00:12:27,162 --> 00:12:28,162
Just tell everybody.
369
00:12:28,163 --> 00:12:29,197
No, it's private.
370
00:12:29,231 --> 00:12:30,598
What do you mean it's private?
371
00:12:30,599 --> 00:12:31,799
Everybody knows everybody's
business around here.
372
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,334
I don't want anyone
to know mine, okay?
373
00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:36,137
Just leave it like that, thank you.
374
00:12:36,171 --> 00:12:37,872
Whoa, whoa, over there.
Look, look.
375
00:12:37,906 --> 00:12:38,906
[Hip-hop music]
376
00:12:38,907 --> 00:12:40,341
[Knocking]
377
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:43,277
Hey.
378
00:12:43,312 --> 00:12:45,813
Mindy?
Min, where are you?
379
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,215
Mindy, what are you doing?
380
00:12:47,249 --> 00:12:49,217
I'm smoking one of
Danny's cigarettes to be cool.
381
00:12:49,218 --> 00:12:50,852
Just leave me alone.
Stop it!
382
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,020
[Mumbles] Stop it.
383
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:53,187
It doesn't make you cool.
384
00:12:53,188 --> 00:12:54,868
Don't take away my cigarettes!
I love them.
385
00:12:54,890 --> 00:12:56,424
Are you kidding me?
Ugh.
386
00:12:56,425 --> 00:12:57,825
Can they be more disrespectful?
387
00:12:57,826 --> 00:12:59,660
Dragging Peter in her bedroom
for meaningless sex
388
00:12:59,661 --> 00:13:01,496
in the middle of the party,
in my home?
389
00:13:01,497 --> 00:13:02,663
Well, maybe you're right, Morgan.
390
00:13:02,664 --> 00:13:04,332
Maybe we should step in.
391
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:05,767
Look, I saw what was going
on out there.
392
00:13:05,801 --> 00:13:07,535
Danny's being a real tool.
393
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:10,138
Why does he want to keep
our relationship a secret?
394
00:13:10,139 --> 00:13:12,774
I'd be so excited to tell
everyone that we were dating.
395
00:13:12,808 --> 00:13:14,509
I wish you would tell everyone
you were dating.
396
00:13:14,510 --> 00:13:17,145
Then I could make fun
of you two in public.
397
00:13:17,146 --> 00:13:19,080
Maybe if I looked more like Brooke.
398
00:13:19,114 --> 00:13:21,149
Is Danny embarrassed by me, Peter?
399
00:13:21,150 --> 00:13:22,216
[Sighs]
400
00:13:22,251 --> 00:13:23,685
Is there something wrong with me?
401
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:26,120
Come on, there's nothing wrong
with you.
402
00:13:26,121 --> 00:13:29,357
I mean, I don't know why guys
are shady about this stuff.
403
00:13:29,358 --> 00:13:30,792
They don't like to go public sometimes
404
00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:32,126
unless they feel
like there's a real chance
405
00:13:32,127 --> 00:13:33,126
they'll lose their girl.
406
00:13:33,128 --> 00:13:35,129
Should I fake my own kidnapping?
407
00:13:35,130 --> 00:13:37,732
I did that once to try
to get out of a fun run.
408
00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:39,434
Look, there's this chick
that I've been macking on
409
00:13:39,468 --> 00:13:41,536
a month or so, on the D.L.,
410
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,738
and every time we go
to have the girlfriend talk,
411
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:45,406
I tell her I have to go to the can,
412
00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:47,475
and then I flat out do not come back.
413
00:13:47,509 --> 00:13:48,609
Oh, my God!
414
00:13:48,644 --> 00:13:51,079
But the truth is that
if I ever thought
415
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,980
even for a second that another dude
416
00:13:52,981 --> 00:13:54,749
was interested in her,
I would lock it down.
417
00:13:54,783 --> 00:13:58,152
Start calling her Lindsay
in front of my friends.
418
00:13:58,153 --> 00:13:59,721
Lisa?
But...
419
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:02,357
Peter, there is no other guy,
420
00:14:02,358 --> 00:14:06,461
unless you count Prince frog.
421
00:14:06,462 --> 00:14:08,229
Stop it.
Ow, my batwing!
422
00:14:08,263 --> 00:14:10,832
You do have other dudes,
one in particular.
423
00:14:10,866 --> 00:14:12,400
Who?
424
00:14:12,401 --> 00:14:13,501
Me.
425
00:14:13,535 --> 00:14:15,570
All right, what are we
working with here?
426
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:17,438
All right, we got
to slut you up a bit.
427
00:14:17,473 --> 00:14:20,508
Okay.
What are you doing?
428
00:14:20,509 --> 00:14:21,809
There we go, that's great.
429
00:14:21,844 --> 00:14:23,478
I'm trying to make him think
we're up to no good.
430
00:14:23,512 --> 00:14:24,779
Oh, come on, Peter,
431
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,247
Danny's never gonna think
we're messing around.
432
00:14:26,248 --> 00:14:27,582
It's not about that.
It's about perception.
433
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:29,183
If I saw my girlfriend
go into a bathroom
434
00:14:29,184 --> 00:14:30,652
with Andy Cohen, I'd freak out.
435
00:14:30,686 --> 00:14:32,020
This is what I want you to do...
436
00:14:32,054 --> 00:14:33,655
I want you to giggle
like a little girl.
437
00:14:33,689 --> 00:14:34,822
[Chuckles awkwardly]
438
00:14:34,857 --> 00:14:36,824
Like a... like a human girl.
439
00:14:36,859 --> 00:14:38,693
[Giggles] That is great.
440
00:14:38,727 --> 00:14:40,495
Now, put two fingers in my belt loop,
441
00:14:40,496 --> 00:14:43,097
drag me out of here, and say,
"Peter, you're so funny,"
442
00:14:43,098 --> 00:14:45,433
so the whole party can hear.
Well, that's gonna be the hardest thing I've...
443
00:14:45,434 --> 00:14:47,468
Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it.
Let's go.
444
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:49,103
[Giggles]
445
00:14:49,104 --> 00:14:51,039
Peter, you're so funny.
It's true.
446
00:14:51,073 --> 00:14:53,474
[Hip-hop music]
447
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,977
Come here.
Okay.
448
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:59,147
Luckily for you,
I'm a very sensual eater.
449
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,448
Oh.
450
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,283
So many things
451
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,651
Feed me some of these grapes.
452
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:05,320
They are from my breaking bad
finale party...
453
00:15:05,354 --> 00:15:06,387
Just feed me the grapes.
454
00:15:06,422 --> 00:15:07,722
All right, all right.
455
00:15:07,756 --> 00:15:10,992
I'm just scared they have gone bad.
456
00:15:12,861 --> 00:15:14,429
[Coughs] I'm gonna gag.
457
00:15:14,430 --> 00:15:15,430
[Whispering]
I'm gonna gag, but we're gonna
458
00:15:15,431 --> 00:15:17,098
make it look sexy, okay?
459
00:15:17,099 --> 00:15:19,701
She's acting like a woman's
only job is to serve a man.
460
00:15:19,702 --> 00:15:21,035
What is it, 2008?
461
00:15:21,070 --> 00:15:23,604
Nothing's going on there.
It's friendship.
462
00:15:23,605 --> 00:15:25,206
Yeah, that's why I'm all turned on,
463
00:15:25,207 --> 00:15:26,574
watching friendship.
464
00:15:26,608 --> 00:15:29,010
Do me a favor. Stay right here.
Okay, stay right here.
465
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,812
Okay.
466
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:32,347
[Mouthing words]
467
00:15:32,381 --> 00:15:34,916
(Peter) Hey, little thing.
468
00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:35,917
Me?
469
00:15:35,951 --> 00:15:37,385
Come sit on my lap.
470
00:15:37,386 --> 00:15:38,653
Are you sure you mean me?
There's, like,
471
00:15:38,654 --> 00:15:40,521
a lot of other women here
who are a lot smaller than me.
472
00:15:40,556 --> 00:15:41,555
Yes, Mindy.
473
00:15:41,557 --> 00:15:43,491
[Laughs] Okay.
474
00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:45,927
You wanted to speak to me?
Yeah, come here.
475
00:15:45,961 --> 00:15:47,962
Hey, hey, Mindy, can I...
476
00:15:47,963 --> 00:15:49,263
[Whispering]
Can I talk to you for a second?
477
00:15:49,298 --> 00:15:50,665
No, we're busy.
We're being cool.
478
00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:53,134
You talk to Brooke.
Yeah, Danny, be cool.
479
00:15:53,135 --> 00:15:54,969
Hey, what's the deal?
480
00:15:54,970 --> 00:15:56,237
I extended my visit for this party.
481
00:15:56,271 --> 00:15:57,372
I'm really sorry.
482
00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:00,241
I should've been up front
with you, but...
483
00:16:00,242 --> 00:16:03,254
To be honest with you,
I do have a girlfriend.
484
00:16:03,279 --> 00:16:04,812
But you should enjoy the city.
485
00:16:04,813 --> 00:16:06,681
I mean, people say
the Statue of Liberty is cliche,
486
00:16:06,682 --> 00:16:08,416
but I go see her every weekend.
487
00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:10,118
[Laughing] It's okay, Danny.
488
00:16:10,119 --> 00:16:13,221
If I know you, you'll be single
the next time I'm in town.
489
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,928
You're sitting on me
like a ventriloquist's dummy.
490
00:16:19,962 --> 00:16:21,195
I feel so wooden, yeah.
491
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,764
(Peter) Turn around. Make it hot.
492
00:16:22,798 --> 00:16:25,199
I... okay.
My hip flexors are very bad.
493
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,235
It's okay. Come on. What are
you doing? I think this is sexy.
494
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,469
We can do this.
[Chuckles]
495
00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:30,171
[All scream]
496
00:16:31,848 --> 00:16:32,848
(Mindy) Is this lecture
really necessary?
497
00:16:32,849 --> 00:16:34,118
Your sex life
is none of my business...
498
00:16:34,151 --> 00:16:35,151
No, it is not.
499
00:16:35,152 --> 00:16:36,586
But keeping tabs on it is my hobby,
500
00:16:36,587 --> 00:16:38,588
and I can't just stand here
and let you date
501
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:41,357
some creep from our office
who treats you like garbage.
502
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:43,092
I'm sorry.
You don't know what you're talking about.
503
00:16:43,126 --> 00:16:45,561
Can't you correspond
with prison convicts
504
00:16:45,562 --> 00:16:46,796
like normal desperate women?
505
00:16:46,830 --> 00:16:48,764
Guys, I'm not that bad.
506
00:16:48,765 --> 00:16:50,166
He's not that bad.
507
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,901
Mm...
Yeah, you essentially are awful.
508
00:16:51,935 --> 00:16:54,303
Well, I'm not the one
that's dating Mindy.
509
00:16:54,338 --> 00:16:56,505
(Jeremy) Yeah,
we know you're not dating her, Peter.
510
00:16:56,540 --> 00:16:57,640
You're using her.
511
00:16:57,674 --> 00:16:59,175
Ugh.
You know, and Mindy
512
00:16:59,209 --> 00:17:02,712
deserves a man who will make
an honest chubster out of her.
513
00:17:02,713 --> 00:17:05,648
"Chubster"?
Exqueeze-ez moi?
514
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:07,250
Yeah, some people say that about you.
515
00:17:07,251 --> 00:17:08,618
Yeah, some people.
516
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:11,287
It's a different chubster.
517
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:13,589
I, too, have a confession.
518
00:17:13,590 --> 00:17:18,261
I'm in love with Dr. Castellano.
519
00:17:18,295 --> 00:17:20,997
Mindy, you keep on dating
these men in our building.
520
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,331
It always ends in disaster.
521
00:17:22,366 --> 00:17:23,866
(Jeremy)
You can't even take the stairs
522
00:17:23,867 --> 00:17:25,701
'cause you're afraid
you're gonna run into Cliff.
523
00:17:25,702 --> 00:17:28,571
What happens when you break up
with a doctor in our office?
524
00:17:28,605 --> 00:17:31,207
He's using you for your perfect body
525
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:35,378
and your covergirl looks,
and you need to dump this scrub.
526
00:17:35,379 --> 00:17:39,182
Okay, all right, look...
527
00:17:39,216 --> 00:17:41,050
The truth is...
528
00:17:44,821 --> 00:17:47,757
Mindy and...
[Sighs]
529
00:17:47,791 --> 00:17:49,125
The thing is, Mindy...
530
00:17:49,126 --> 00:17:51,460
It doesn't matter.
You know, I have a problem.
531
00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:54,030
I have a problem.
I have hit rock bottom.
532
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,031
What?
I'm sorry.
533
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,233
I am a sex maniac.
534
00:17:57,267 --> 00:17:59,735
I-I-I-I-I knew it. I knew it.
There you go.
535
00:17:59,770 --> 00:18:02,371
I'm going to take
a good, hard look at my life,
536
00:18:02,406 --> 00:18:04,040
and I'd love some privacy.
537
00:18:04,074 --> 00:18:07,009
(Morgan) No, thank you. I'm sorry.
We all... guys, I'm sorry.
538
00:18:07,010 --> 00:18:08,010
It's been a long night.
539
00:18:08,011 --> 00:18:09,145
I think Mindy and I really just need
540
00:18:09,179 --> 00:18:11,581
to unwind and relax,
so if everyone could leave
541
00:18:11,615 --> 00:18:12,936
and give us our privacy...
Morgan.
542
00:18:12,950 --> 00:18:14,784
(Morgan) I'm gonna go too.
543
00:18:14,818 --> 00:18:17,787
I want you all out of my house,
including me.
544
00:18:17,821 --> 00:18:20,122
(Peter) Hey, Lisa, yeah.
I was thinking about you.
545
00:18:20,157 --> 00:18:22,391
Actually, I, um...
I can't come over tonight.
546
00:18:22,426 --> 00:18:24,560
[Tires screech] Sorry.
547
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:26,496
Because I was hoping maybe
I could take you out to dinner
548
00:18:26,497 --> 00:18:29,465
tomorrow night,
you know, before we do it.
549
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,101
Hey.
550
00:18:32,102 --> 00:18:33,636
Hey, is everybody gone?
551
00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:37,540
Yeah, Beverly... she took
all the cans and the bottles.
552
00:18:37,541 --> 00:18:39,075
I hope that's okay.
553
00:18:39,109 --> 00:18:41,477
I don't want to do this anymore.
554
00:18:41,478 --> 00:18:43,613
I don't want to date in secret.
555
00:18:43,614 --> 00:18:46,382
I think we should either
date for real,
556
00:18:46,383 --> 00:18:48,284
or we should just end this.
557
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:53,055
Okay, yeah, I think...
558
00:18:54,725 --> 00:18:56,626
I think you're right.
We should call it off.
559
00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:59,896
W-wait. What?
No, no, Danny.
560
00:18:59,897 --> 00:19:02,265
Danny, no, that was a false ultimatum.
561
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,267
I read in a magazine
that's how you get a guy to...
562
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,601
No, I take it back.
I take it back.
563
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,203
I don't want to stop.
Okay, listen.
564
00:19:07,204 --> 00:19:08,304
I don't want to stop dating, Danny.
Listen, okay, please stop.
565
00:19:08,338 --> 00:19:10,306
Just listen to me, okay?
566
00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:12,375
[Sighs]
567
00:19:12,376 --> 00:19:15,077
I don't know if you know this, but...
568
00:19:17,815 --> 00:19:21,784
You're my best friend.
569
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:24,587
Sort of my...
570
00:19:24,588 --> 00:19:29,292
My only friend, and, uh...
571
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,194
I need to have you in my life.
572
00:19:31,228 --> 00:19:34,964
I have to have you, and this...
573
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:37,834
I'm afraid that this is...
This is gonna...
574
00:19:37,868 --> 00:19:39,335
No, no, no.
No, no, no, don't, don't.
575
00:19:39,336 --> 00:19:40,970
Wait a minute... you don't know
what I'm about to tell you.
576
00:19:41,004 --> 00:19:42,271
I do. I do.
577
00:19:42,272 --> 00:19:43,992
You don't want to risk
our great friendship.
578
00:19:44,007 --> 00:19:45,408
It's a bunch of garbage.
579
00:19:45,409 --> 00:19:48,077
That's what guys say...
That's what cowards say
580
00:19:48,078 --> 00:19:49,112
when they want
to get out of something,
581
00:19:49,113 --> 00:19:50,646
but they still want to seem nice.
582
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:51,948
I... [voice breaking]
Don't tell me you want
583
00:19:51,949 --> 00:19:55,418
to be my best friend,
'cause I have friends.
584
00:19:55,419 --> 00:19:57,553
I don't want you to get upset, okay?
585
00:19:57,588 --> 00:19:59,689
I'm sorry, I just...
586
00:19:59,723 --> 00:20:02,992
We want to kill each other
at least once a day.
587
00:20:03,026 --> 00:20:04,560
I don't mind it that much.
588
00:20:04,595 --> 00:20:05,895
And what's gonna happen
if we start dating?
589
00:20:05,896 --> 00:20:07,430
I mean, really, what's gonna happen?
590
00:20:07,431 --> 00:20:08,831
You're gonna get attached to me.
591
00:20:08,866 --> 00:20:10,299
Yeah.
592
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:12,668
And then we're gonna fight more,
then we're gonna break up,
593
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:15,004
and... and... and then you're gonna
go work somewhere else.
594
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,507
I'm not gonna see you.
Is that what you want?
595
00:20:17,541 --> 00:20:18,574
Or...
Is that what you want?
596
00:20:18,575 --> 00:20:20,643
No, or...
597
00:20:20,644 --> 00:20:25,014
Or we fight, but we make up,
598
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:28,551
and I change a little bit,
and you change a lot.
599
00:20:28,585 --> 00:20:29,619
Look, I've done that.
600
00:20:29,653 --> 00:20:32,255
I know me.
I will ruin this.
601
00:20:32,289 --> 00:20:34,657
And there's... Mindy,
there's a million things,
602
00:20:34,658 --> 00:20:37,693
and if could change one of 'em, great,
603
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:42,632
but 2, 7, 20?
604
00:20:42,633 --> 00:20:47,270
Look, I-I think
the best thing for us to do...
605
00:20:49,239 --> 00:20:51,841
I-I think it's... I think
it's good that we stop this now.
606
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,009
I think you'll see that I'm right.
607
00:20:53,010 --> 00:20:54,844
Why do we have to make
this decision now?
608
00:20:54,845 --> 00:20:56,112
Danny.
609
00:20:56,113 --> 00:20:59,549
Why did you kiss me, Danny?
Why did you even start this?
610
00:21:05,522 --> 00:21:08,391
I'm sorry.
611
00:21:10,127 --> 00:21:11,527
[Jimmy Durante's
The Glory of Love]
612
00:21:11,528 --> 00:21:14,730
You've got to give a little
613
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:17,533
Take a little
614
00:21:17,534 --> 00:21:22,638
And let your poor heart
break a little
615
00:21:22,639 --> 00:21:25,174
That's the story of
616
00:21:25,175 --> 00:21:29,645
That's the glory of love
617
00:21:29,646 --> 00:21:33,657
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