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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:04,640 - TOILET FLUSHES - She's coming. 2 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:08,480 This programme contains some strong language. 3 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:10,080 Happy Valentine's Day! 4 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:11,280 Oh. Right. 5 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:14,600 Oh, thanks, Kelly. Oh. 6 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:18,680 I thought you might not get one so I made it on my break this afternoon. 7 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:20,840 I might've got a little bit carried away or... 8 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:23,120 Oh, oh. 9 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,200 Oh-ho-ho-ho. 10 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:26,840 Oh, no, that's lovely... 11 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:28,440 Oh! Oh. 12 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:31,240 Oh. Oh, thank you. 13 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:34,240 That's lovely. Thank you. 14 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:36,240 - She's good, isn't she? - Yeah. 15 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:40,440 I'm sort of into crafts. 16 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:44,040 Oh, well, you're very good at it. Thank you so much. 17 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:50,000 Well, it's fine. 18 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,880 I wasn't expecting a card from you, so... 19 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:55,480 Oh, sorry... 20 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:56,880 No, it's cool. 21 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:59,000 I wasn't expecting one, so it's cool. 22 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:04,520 Have you been standing there the whole time? 23 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:06,360 Yep. 24 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:07,600 Great. 25 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:11,680 - Don't worry. I didn't hear a thing. - KELLY CHUCKLES 26 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:14,680 I love Valentine's Day, don't you? 27 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:16,160 Yeah. 28 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,360 You're never too old for a bit of romance. 29 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:20,640 People nowadays, you know, "make love" till, like, 30 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,520 well into their sixties. 31 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:24,760 I saw a programme about it. It was disgusting. 32 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:26,800 KELLY LAUGHS 33 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:29,760 Well, not, not, not disgusting but... 34 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:31,480 I've set up your new iPhone. 35 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:33,160 Oh, thanks. 36 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:34,920 It's good you've got that, isn't it? 37 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:37,240 They're really good for keeping in touch with people 38 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:39,640 - in different countries. - OK. 39 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:41,040 Yeah, yeah, that is good. 40 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:42,320 Yeah. 41 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:50,280 Hm. 42 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:53,240 When I said "disgusting", 43 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:56,480 - I didn't mean the thought of you shagging someone was disgusting. - No? 44 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,840 No! You'd look great doing it. 45 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:00,280 Especially if you were on top. 46 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:02,320 - JASON LAUGHS - Kelly! 47 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:04,960 What? She would! I'm being nice! 48 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,320 I wouldn't want to watch it. 49 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:08,600 No? You wouldn't wanna watch me ride a pensioner? 50 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,240 Oh, Mum! 51 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:14,480 No! No way. No offence but... 52 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:17,040 You do not want to know the things my ex made me watch. 53 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:19,280 When I close my eyes I can still see them. 54 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,040 - Can you give me a hand? - Yep. 55 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:28,400 No, no, no, no, no, no, no... 56 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:29,720 Oh, come on, come on... 57 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,440 Is it hard being a widow on Valentine's Day? 58 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,680 Erm, a little bit, yeah. 59 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:38,200 - Kell, are you going to get ready? - Yeah. I'm coming. 60 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:41,480 I mean, it's just another day, isn't it? But there's lots of memories. 61 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:43,000 We didn't used to go out, really. 62 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,600 We just used to stay in and watch a film because... 63 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:48,040 Yeah. I know what you mean. 64 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,800 This one Valentine's Day when I was 15, 65 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:53,200 and I'd just been dumped by Noel Edmunds... 66 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:56,400 - A different one. - Oh. 67 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,520 He was in the year above, 68 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:01,000 and all my other friends were out with their boyfriends, 69 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,800 and my mum was out with Alan, and I was all alone, 70 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:07,640 and honestly, Cathy, literally, I was this close to killing myself. 71 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:09,920 Oh, you poor thing. 72 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:11,600 It's not as bad as you, though, is it? 73 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:12,960 Kelly, are you getting ready? 74 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:15,640 Yes! I'm just looking after your mum! 75 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:18,880 I love coming round here. 76 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,960 Oh, well, it's very nice to have you. 77 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,000 Hmm. 78 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:24,360 Thanks. 79 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:25,640 You're welcome. 80 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:29,600 I was just helping, hanging up some clothes 81 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,960 and telling her about when I got dumped by Noel Edmunds. 82 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,160 Noel Edmonds? 83 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:34,280 A different one. 84 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:36,640 Oh. SHE SIGHS 85 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,880 Oh, fucking hell. Oh... 86 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:41,480 MUSIC: Cups (You're Gonna Miss Me) by Lulu And The Lampshades 87 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,520 # I got my ticket for the long way round 88 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:46,440 # Two bottles of whisky for the way 89 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:50,160 # And I sure would like some sweet company 90 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,160 # Oh, I'm leaving tomorrow. 91 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:53,880 # What do you say? 92 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:55,920 - # When I'm gone - When I'm gone 93 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,440 - # When I'm gone - When I'm go-o-one 94 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:01,600 # You're gonna miss me when I'm gone 95 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,520 # You're gonna miss me by my hair 96 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,920 # You're gonna miss me everywhere 97 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,880 # You're gonna miss me when I'm gone 98 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:14,560 # I got my ticket for the long way round 99 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:16,680 The one with the prettiest view... 100 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:20,200 - I'm not going in there, Derek. - It'll be nice. She's rented a film. 101 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:22,120 - Come on. - I'm not going in there, Derek. 102 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:25,040 Come on. Please. We'll just have one drink. 103 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:27,280 If you make me go in there, I will hide in the bathroom. 104 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:28,840 I've done it before. 105 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:31,120 It's Valentine's Day. She's my sister. Come on. 106 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:33,720 Don't you walk away from me, you turd. 107 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:42,840 Here she is! Big sis! Haven't you grown? 108 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:45,440 - HE LAUGHS - Happy Valentine's. 109 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,600 - Are you all right? - Yeah. Thanks for coming round. 110 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,560 Oh, don't be silly. It's just another night. 111 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:50,960 - Isn't it, Pauline? - Yes. 112 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:52,560 Oh, give her the, erm... 113 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,680 CATHY LAUGHS 114 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,560 Happy Valentine's Day, Cathy. 115 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:59,560 Oh! Thank you. Thanks for coming round, Pauline. 116 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,520 No, I'm absolutely thrilled to be here. 117 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:02,800 Oh, thank you. 118 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:06,880 This is exactly how I imagined myself spending Valentine's Day(!) 119 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:08,000 Great. 120 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,200 Oh, Pauline's baked a batch of biscuits so we brought some for you. 121 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:12,760 What are they? 122 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:15,040 Rosemary, lavender, liquorice and lime. 123 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:17,240 Rosemary, lavender, liquorice and lime. 124 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,640 Oh, yum. Come in, come in. 125 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:21,240 Jason and Kelly will be going out soon 126 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:24,880 so we can get the food and watch the film. 127 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:29,400 - You can leave those on if you want. - I know. 128 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,880 Yeah, no, what I mean is you don't need to worry about 129 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:33,520 getting the carpets dirty. 130 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,600 Oh, I'm not worried. 131 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,880 Right, I'm just going to go and get changed 132 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:39,640 and then we can order the food. 133 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,200 Lovely. 134 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,560 We've gone out, and we're having dinner. 135 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:49,840 That's not the same as going out for dinner. 136 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:52,600 Can one of you sort this out for me? I'm going to get changed. 137 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:53,640 What is it? 138 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:54,840 I rented a DVD. 139 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:57,000 - Did you? - Yeah. 140 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,480 What, from a shop? 141 00:05:58,480 --> 00:05:59,960 Yeah. 142 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:03,160 Oh Cathy. You're hilarious. 143 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,280 DOORBELL RINGS 144 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:11,520 - Who's that? - Do you want me to get it? 145 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:13,840 Can someone get it? I'm getting changed. 146 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:15,040 I'll get it! 147 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,800 I'm coming! 148 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:24,520 - DOOR OPENS - Oh, hello. It's Michael, isn't it? 149 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:25,960 Yeah. 150 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:28,160 Well, come in. Come in. 151 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:31,160 You should have a coat on, you great big doughnut. 152 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:32,240 How are you? 153 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,160 Yeah, I'm good, thanks. 154 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,200 Yeah, my arm hurts a little bit. 155 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:38,720 Oh, dear. Did you bang it? 156 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,400 No. That's what I can't get my head round. 157 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:46,080 Cathy! It's Michael! He's... 158 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:47,400 Why are you here? 159 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:49,360 Yeah, well, I was just popping in. 160 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:52,200 - Shall I just tell her that or...? - No, you don't need to tell her that. 161 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:54,800 Cathy! It's Michael! 162 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,240 He's just popping in! 163 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:58,480 On Valentine's Day! 164 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:01,400 - SHE GIGGLES - I'm only kidding. 165 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:04,080 Oh, hello, Michael. Nice to see you. 166 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:07,280 Hi. Yeah, I was just... I thought I'd pop in, just... 167 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:09,120 Oh, hello, Michael, mate. 168 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:12,400 Hey, Derek. I wasn't expecting to see you here tonight. 169 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,960 I'm an international man of mystery. 170 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:17,720 Oh, for God's sake, Derek. Stop laughing at yourself. 171 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:19,960 Just one minute, Michael, sorry. 172 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,800 Kelly, love, can you, erm...? 173 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:24,840 Can you, can you, can you show me how to get on the web? 174 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:27,320 - Yeah. - I've spent all this money on this new phone 175 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:29,960 and I've absolutely no idea what to do with it. 176 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:31,200 Yeah! I've got one... 177 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:34,320 Yes, so, Cathy, so you get on the, erm, "web"... 178 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:39,000 ..by tapping on Safari. 179 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,040 Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah. 180 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:43,080 - I just press that button and that opens up. - "Button"! 181 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:49,600 Sorry for laughing, Cathy, but, honestly, "button". 182 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:52,840 - Could I tell Jason? - Yeah, of course you can. 183 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,760 Jason! 184 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:56,280 Well, come in. Can I get you a drink? 185 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,400 No! I was... I was just popping in... 186 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,280 Jason! 187 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:03,720 Your mum just called an icon a button! She just called it... 188 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:06,000 Are you, OK, Pauline? Can I get you a drink? 189 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,320 Have you got champagne? 190 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:11,360 Erm, no, sorry. Erm, I've got wine, beer, soft drinks... 191 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,720 No champagne at all? 192 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:13,880 No. 193 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:16,280 Not even a little bottle squirreled away somewhere 194 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:17,640 for some petty celebration? 195 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:19,440 - Pauline... - I've got wine. 196 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:22,560 Have some white wine. It tastes the same as champagne. 197 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,760 You actually believe that, don't you? 198 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:30,760 Jason! Your mum just called it a button! 199 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:35,440 Then, earlier, she was like, "What's a gigabyte? What's a gigabyte?" 200 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:39,560 And now she's like, "Press the button! Press the button!" 201 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:43,640 It's nice, isn't it? 202 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:44,960 Yeah, it's lovely. 203 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:47,480 Jason! 204 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:49,400 It feels so good in my hood... 205 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:51,440 - MUSIC STOPS - Are you calling me?! 206 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:52,960 It doesn't matter! 207 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:56,320 Come upstairs if you want to talk to me. 208 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:57,800 Shouting up the stairs... 209 00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:00,480 It's ridiculous. It's not my fault I can't hear you. 210 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:03,880 Text me or WhatsApp me, don't just shout at me. 211 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:05,520 It's not my fault I can't hear you. 212 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:07,880 # It feels so good 213 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,880 So let me hear the party... 214 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:12,400 - "Buttons"! - SHE CACKLES 215 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:16,480 Honestly, Cathy, it's the 21st century. 216 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:18,880 There aren't any buttons on phones. 217 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:20,440 What are they called, then? 218 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:21,480 Icons. 219 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:25,360 OK, so what's that at the bottom? 220 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:26,840 A button. 221 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:28,560 Right. 222 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:31,240 All right, Michael? What you doing here? 223 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:33,480 Yeah, I just popped in to see how your mum was. 224 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:34,880 Happy Valentine's Day. 225 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,880 Thanks. 226 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,680 Not like that. 227 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:40,840 Do you want one of these? 228 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:43,200 - They were giving them out at Liverpool Street. - Nah. 229 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:46,320 One of those and I'd never sleep again. 230 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:49,840 Don't take this the wrong way, Michael, 231 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,840 but that was really funny, for you. 232 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:55,920 Thanks. 233 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:01,760 So, I've been looking at Jason's internet history... 234 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:04,040 HAIRDRYER WHIRS 235 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:06,200 Well, I know I shouldn't, but I do. 236 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,560 OK. 237 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:12,440 And he's been googling all about Australia. 238 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:14,600 KELLY SNEEZES 239 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:18,040 I'm so sorry. Did stuff come out? 240 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:19,200 No, no. 241 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,440 I'm so, so sorry. It felt like stuff came out. 242 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,280 No, no, no, I think you caught most of it. 243 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:25,880 Oh, I'm so, so sorry, Cathy. 244 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:28,360 - HAIRDRYER WHIRS - What is wrong with me? 245 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:38,080 - AEROSOL SPRAYS - Have you not got a big date 246 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:39,520 tonight, then? 247 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,920 No! No. I've not got the energy for all that. 248 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:45,200 Yeah, I'd be the same if I had to go out with old women. 249 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:46,920 I don't know how you do it, mate. 250 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:49,760 Yeah, well, I tend to find that the younger they get, 251 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:51,760 the less interesting they become. 252 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,960 - IN SCOTTISH ACCENT: - "The younger they get, 253 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:58,080 "the less interesting they become." 254 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,560 That was very good. Very good. 255 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:05,960 I see your mum got a card. 256 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:07,880 I got the glitter on my hand. 257 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:09,640 Do you know who it's from? 258 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:13,760 - IN SCOTTISH ACCENT: - "I see your mum got a card. 259 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,640 "Do you know who it's from?" 260 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:23,760 I hate hot countries. I sweat everywhere. 261 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:26,160 Even my nose sweats. 262 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:28,160 I get all sore round my wobbly bits. 263 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:33,360 He's just daydreaming, love. He'll never move to Australia. 264 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,760 Don't worry. 265 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,320 He just wants to travel there. 266 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:39,040 I do worry, though. I'm a worrier. 267 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:41,080 My mum says I get it off my nan's nan. 268 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,560 Apparently she spent, like, the 1800s or whatever, like, 269 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:46,200 - worrying about old stuff. - CATHY GIGGLES 270 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:53,560 I'm not going to Australia. I'm not. I'd miss home. 271 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,080 I'd miss my bed. 272 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:57,600 I'd miss my mum. 273 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,400 I'd miss you. 274 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:05,880 - Oh, yeah. Absolutely. I'd miss you too. - Isn't it? 275 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:07,480 Chop suey? That'd be nice. 276 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,320 Whatever. 277 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:13,720 Do you want to share one or do you want one to yourself? 278 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,880 This time last year, I was in Sicily, Derek. 279 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,040 She's a widow. 280 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,800 Oh, don't I know it? 281 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,120 Rice or noodles? 282 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,280 Geoff took me there in a helicopter. 283 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,120 Yeah, well, I'm scared of helicopters. 284 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,560 Oh, OK, and that's the only reason you didn't bring me here 285 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:30,400 - in a helicopter, is it? - Yes. - Really, Derek? 286 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,480 (Bollocks.) 287 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,080 - Pardon? - Nothing. 288 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,040 (Absolute fucking bollocks.) 289 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:38,360 - Pardon? - Nothing. I didn't say anything. 290 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,560 Where are you going? 291 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:46,600 Ah. 292 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,400 - Hello. - I thought we'd lost you. 293 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,000 No, no. I was just, erm, 294 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,280 upstairs wishing Jason a happy Valentine's Day. 295 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:56,000 Bit weird. 296 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,400 Yeah, it was, actually. 297 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,960 So, are you off on another lovely internet date tonight? 298 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:04,520 No, no, no. No, no. I can think of far more interesting ways 299 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,720 of having an absolutely terrible evening. 300 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,440 Like what? 301 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:11,160 Oh, sticking my fingers in a shredder, 302 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:13,880 erm, sitting on a nail... 303 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,400 - Erm... - Talking to Kelly about her epilator. 304 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:17,880 I know what you mean. 305 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:22,600 So, anyway, look, I just wanted to pop in and say hello 306 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:26,840 and, erm, yeah, I just wanted to make sure you weren't alone. 307 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:30,160 I didn't realise there'd be so many people. 308 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:33,000 Erm, I just, erm... 309 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,520 Yeah, I just... 310 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,560 I saw you got a Valentine's card... 311 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:42,480 - We've chosen ours, Cath. - Oh! Great! Great. Come in and have a drink. 312 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,960 That's so nice of you to think of me. Come on. 313 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:51,480 So, I'm going to have my usual - erm, chicken, chicken chow mein, 314 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:55,000 chicken chop suey, spring rolls, special fried rice, spare ribs, 315 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,840 duck pancakes and one of those soups with the, erm... 316 00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:59,640 with the things in it. Erm... 317 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:06,400 Well, we can all share that if you think it's ... 318 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,760 if you think it's too much for one person. 319 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,840 - You two are going out, aren't you? - Yeah. 320 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,680 Don't worry about me, Cathy. I'm easy. I'll eat anything. 321 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,480 OK. Derek! Where's Derek gone? 322 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,760 Yeah, as long as it doesn't have meat in it, or gluten, 323 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:21,080 or lemonade or grapes, I'll eat anything. 324 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:22,200 I know. You said. 325 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,760 - Derek! - OK! 326 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:26,080 Come in the living room. 327 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,400 Jacob's Creek? 328 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,280 Come in the living room, please. 329 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:31,960 Jacob's Creek on Valentine's Day? 330 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,320 - Have you completely lost your mind? - HE SIGHS 331 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:37,120 - KELLY: - Also, just to say, Cathy, if I eat garlic, my breath stinks. 332 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,160 - DEREK: - (Michael.) 333 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,200 Hello, Catherine. 334 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,840 - Oh, hello. We're just sorting out the food order. - Fabulous... 335 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,560 - HE SIGHS - Women, eh? 336 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,160 Yeah. 337 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,320 Are you off on a date, tonight, or anything? 338 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,040 No, no, 339 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:53,120 I can think of far more interesting ways to have a terrible evening. 340 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,880 Are these sweet or salty? 341 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:02,200 I think they're a mixture of both. 342 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,240 It works. 343 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,480 Mmm. 344 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,120 You're looking very nice, Pauline. 345 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,320 Your hair's lovely. 346 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,640 Yes. 347 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:27,440 Don't you put salt in your dishwasher? 348 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,680 Erm, yes, I do. 349 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,000 OK. 350 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,520 You see, it's difficult for me 351 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:36,600 because where Pauline's so good-looking... Isn't she? 352 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,440 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 353 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,680 She looks good now, but you should see her naked. 354 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:42,080 She's got the lot, you know - 355 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,640 breasts, vagina... 356 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:45,240 the lot. 357 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,000 - You're a lucky man. - Yeah. 358 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,640 So she's used to men taking her out for dinner 359 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,120 and opening doors for her, putting the loo seat down... 360 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:54,720 Not like, you know, oh... 361 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,840 Her husband got her flowers and took her Sicily but... 362 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,720 but he was also banging her chiropodist, so... 363 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,680 I should've booked a restaurant. 364 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,320 It didn't even occur to me. 365 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,160 I booked one. 366 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,640 You booked a restaurant? 367 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:15,520 Yeah, you know, just... 368 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:19,400 in case anything came up, which, obviously, it hasn't. 369 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:22,200 You know, erm... 370 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,280 So, it's yours, if you want it. 371 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:29,000 Well, thanks, mate. Thanks. Yeah. 372 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,440 All right, how much is it? 373 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:31,720 Set menu. 50 quid. 374 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,400 50 quid? 375 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,400 Well, blimey. 376 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:39,080 That's a bit expensive, isn't it? For two people? 377 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,240 Each. 378 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:42,280 Each?! 379 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,360 How do you find cooking for one? 380 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:48,760 Oh, well, Jason's here, isn't he? 381 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:52,320 And Kelly's around more and more, so... 382 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,400 I'm not much of a cook, anyway. 383 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,920 Yes, Derek mentioned that. 384 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,960 PAULINE LAUGHS 385 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:05,120 But it can get quite lonely, 386 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:06,480 being in on your own... 387 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:07,960 Lonely? No! 388 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,600 No. Never. I never get lonely when Derek's at work. 389 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:13,600 No, I'm very comfortable with my own company. 390 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,480 No. The best thing that ever happened to me 391 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:18,960 was getting cheated on by my husband and losing all my friends! 392 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,960 If anything, they were holding me back. 393 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,720 No. Lonely? Oh, not me. 394 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:27,880 - I relish having all that time to myself during the day. - Hmm. 395 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:32,120 I actually spend a lot of my time now writing book reviews for Amazon. 396 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,320 Yeah... 397 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,680 I'm doing a puzzle. 398 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,280 Derek bought me a puzzle mat so I can take it to cafes, 399 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,360 do it in the library... 400 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:41,840 And there's so many channels nowadays, 401 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,560 I often find myself flicking between three programmes at once, 402 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,520 so, no, Cathy. 403 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:47,800 I'm not lonely, no. 404 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,040 I didn't say you were, love. 405 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:53,840 No. 406 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,760 All right, then, darling. We're going out for dinner. 407 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,400 Where? 408 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,040 It was Edmunds with a U. 409 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,200 The famous one's got an O. 410 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,320 Yeah, but his parents still called him Noel. 411 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,200 Oh, no, I'm not defending it. 412 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,800 Was your Noel Edmunds anything like the famous one? 413 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,520 Oh, yeah, he was, yeah. 414 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:20,440 He was a horrible little bastard. 415 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:24,320 Are you sure you won't stay for a drink? 416 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,920 I should go and see my mum, give her a bath. 417 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,520 Oh, how is that? 418 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,840 Yeah, you get used to it. 419 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:34,360 She gave me a Valentine's card. 420 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,680 Oh, that's nice. 421 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:38,040 Yeah. I think one of the nurses must have made it. 422 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:41,080 But, erm, how many cards did you get? 423 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:43,040 Oh, tonnes, you know(!) 424 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,280 Did you? 425 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,320 No, of course not. 426 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,400 Oh. 427 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,000 No, actually, I did. 428 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,800 I did get one card. 429 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,160 OK. Do you know who it's from? 430 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,600 Yes, I do, as a matter of fact. Ha. 431 00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:02,000 I got a lovely, very pretty, handmade card... 432 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,560 ..from Kelly. 433 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,960 - CATHY LAUGHS - Nice, nice. 434 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:12,440 And she stuck a...a flower on the back, which was a nice touch, 435 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:16,240 but then I realised that she'd got it from my garden. 436 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,200 And Derek got me a balloon, which was a bit weird, 437 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,440 - but he does his best. - Mmm-hmm. 438 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:25,840 Oh, Kelly's started doing her hair in the kitchen. 439 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:28,080 Oh, dear. That must be annoying. 440 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,760 Just a bit. 441 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,960 So, do you know what you're doing for your birthday yet? 442 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,560 Cathy, we're going. 443 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,440 I'll leave you to it. 444 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,560 What champagnes do they have? 445 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:43,520 Ah, we don't want to drink, do we? 446 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:46,640 I plan to get absolutely fucking slaughtered. 447 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:49,120 Well, have a lovely evening, Pauline. You look gorgeous. 448 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,240 Yes, and so do you. 449 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,760 You look very, erm... 450 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:53,920 warm. 451 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,840 Thanks. 452 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,280 - Bye, then. - Bye. 453 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,640 Michael had booked a table and he's not using it, so... 454 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:02,720 Don't worry. It's important that she has a nice night. 455 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,960 Be sure to tell me what happens in the film, Cathy! 456 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,640 - Yeah, or we could come back and watch it another time. - Derek. 457 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,080 Bye. 458 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:19,480 I'm going to text Geoff and tell him what we're doing. 459 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,280 CAR DOOR SLAMS 460 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,400 - Are they gone? - Yeah. Thanks for doing that. 461 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,280 That's all right. I like to help. 462 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,360 So, what are you having? 463 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:42,520 Oh, nothing. I'll see what's in the fridge. 464 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:45,800 So, erm, Kelly's... 465 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:50,440 Kelly's got this idea in her head about you and Australia. 466 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:53,000 Yeah? What she say? 467 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,800 Well, she reckons you're going to move there. 468 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,280 Yeah, and what did you say? 469 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:00,240 Well, I said you just wanted to travel there 470 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,960 but, yeah, she was just being Kelly. 471 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,920 Thanks. Yeah. 472 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:07,320 Yeah, that'll throw her off the scent. 473 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:19,120 So, what, you ARE going to move there? 474 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:22,800 Yeah. Or I'll start applying, yeah. I told you that. 475 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,000 No, you didn't. 476 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,280 - Yes, I did. - You didn't. - I was sure I did. 477 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:29,800 No, I think I'd remember, but it doesn't matter. 478 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,120 - You know I've always liked Australia. - Yeah, yeah. 479 00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:34,200 You know, it'll be good for me to have a new start. 480 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,520 I'll take Kelly, obviously, she's up for anything. 481 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,760 And you and me can just Skype each other. 482 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,720 - I've thought it all through. It'll be like I never left. - Hmm. 483 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:44,640 Jason! I'm ready! 484 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:45,840 Coming! 485 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,480 So, Cathy, there's this app... 486 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,000 Do you know what an app is? 487 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,080 - Of course she knows what an app is. - Yeah. 488 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,040 It's short for apple. 489 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,600 - What? - Nothing. 490 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,920 What else is it going to be short for? 491 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:02,840 Anyway, you can get it on your phone and it finds all the people in 492 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,960 - the area that want to have sex with you. - Oh, Kelly! 493 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,160 What? It's Valentine's Day. She might be horny. 494 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,480 Oh, my God! 495 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,480 My mum does not feel horny. 496 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,280 Do you? 497 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,480 - JASON LAUGHS - Oh, Mum! 498 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:17,160 All you need do is, is put some pictures of your tits up, 499 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,840 - that sort of thing - some fanny photos. - Sorry? 500 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,440 - Fanny photos. - Lovely(!) 501 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,760 - Kelly! - What? I'm not being crude! 502 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,000 It's what you've gotta do nowadays if you're a girl. 503 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,440 I think she'd do really well on it. 504 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,200 She was really pretty when she was young. 505 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,640 Come on. Bye. 506 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,080 - Bye. Take an umbrella. - Yeah. 507 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:38,480 (Did you talk to him?) 508 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,880 (No, I didn't get a chance.) 509 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,560 Oh, Cathy, you're useless! 510 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,400 I don't mean it. Happy Valentine's Day. 511 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,440 Thanks. 512 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,560 Love you! 513 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,120 RAIN SPLASHES 514 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:54,320 - KELLY: - Oh, it's pouring down. 515 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,720 - RADIO: - 'Three points. 516 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,160 'I think it will take all the pressure off the away games, 517 00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,680 'and I think there's a confidence that that will give us. 518 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,200 'If they're given a chance to...' 519 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,240 HE TURNS RADIO OFF 520 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,320 SHE SIGHS 521 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,240 Oh... 522 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,640 DOORBELL RINGS 523 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,800 Oh, God, it's horrible out there, isn't it? 524 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,400 Erm, yeah. Sorry. 525 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,760 Sorry, I won't, I won't... I won't keep you. 526 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,960 Erm, I just wanted to make sure you've got my mobile number. 527 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,640 Erm... 528 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:07,000 Yeah, I'm sure I've got it somewhere. 529 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,840 Erm... 530 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,200 It's O, double seven, O, 531 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,320 - nine, double O, four, seven... - Yeah, no, no. 532 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:16,800 I-I-I-I think you might have to be just a tiny bit slower. 533 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,080 Right. 534 00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:29,760 It's O, double seven, 535 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,360 double O, 536 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,160 nine, 537 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:37,800 double O, 538 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,040 four, seven, eight. 539 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,400 Four, seven, eight. 540 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,320 Right, if you ring that, 541 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:49,680 then I'll have your new mobile number on... 542 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,160 on this. 543 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,440 PHONE: # Work it, make it, do it... # 544 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,600 OK... Right, I'll go. 545 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,640 Erm... 546 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:05,080 I just wanted to make sure you had my mobile number, 547 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:07,200 - just, you know, in case anything comes up. - Yeah. 548 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,440 You know, I'm usually in, or I'm at work, 549 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,240 or I'm at my mum's, and... 550 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,160 and, even if I'm not, it's a mobile. 551 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,240 It's... It doesn't matter where you are. 552 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:18,360 - You know, that's kind of the whole point of it being a mobile. - Yeah. 553 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:19,800 But, you know, I'll leave it on, 554 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,880 just, you know, just in case you need anything. 555 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,880 Yeah. 556 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,960 Right, erm, yeah. 557 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:30,840 Yeah. Actually, I've got a spare bit of guttering, if you want. 558 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:31,960 Guttering? 559 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,200 Yeah. I'm doing my mum's. 560 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,120 No, I, I think I'm... I think I'm all right for guttering, actually. 561 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:39,720 Oh. No, I was just trying to get rid of it. 562 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,080 OK, I'll... Yeah, I'd better get going. 563 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,480 Do you fancy a Chinese? 564 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:48,240 - Erm... - Unless there've somewhere you need to be. 565 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,000 No. No, no. No. 566 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,960 No, I heard you had a table booked tonight. 567 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,400 Yeah. 568 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,280 You don't want to follow that up? 569 00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,520 No. No. Wishful thinking. 570 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:03,040 Hmm. Hmm. 571 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,600 Yeah, well, I'm not going to order a Chinese on my own, am I? 572 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,080 I mean, that would be really sad! 573 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,760 Yeah, God, who would do that? 574 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,560 Yeah. Have you ever...? 575 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,760 - All the time. - Mmm-hmm, me too. 576 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,560 I'll get the menu and you can have a look, 577 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:21,680 No. I'll get the pork chow mein, chicken chop suey, spareribs, 578 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:25,440 duck pancakes, spring rolls, and the soup with the dumplings in it. 579 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:30,040 Is that a bit much for one person? 580 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:34,040 Ah, yeah, I'll... I'll have a look at the menu. Thanks, thanks. 581 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,680 Beer? 582 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:36,920 Yeah. Thanks. 583 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:45,720 CAN OPENS AND LIQUID POURS 584 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:50,560 MUSIC: Cups (You're Gonna Miss Me) by Anna Kendrick 585 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,640 There you go. 586 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:57,960 Thanks. 587 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:04,480 # I got my ticket for the long way round 588 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,520 # Two bottles of whisky for the way 589 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:11,280 # And I sure would like some sweet company 590 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,920 # And I'm leaving tomorrow What do you say? 591 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,800 # When I'm gone 592 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,120 # When I'm gone 593 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:21,760 # You're gonna miss me when I'm gone 594 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,120 # You're gonna miss me by my hair 595 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,000 # You're gonna miss me everywhere 596 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,880 Oh, you're gonna miss me when I'm gone. 597 00:27:28,930 --> 00:27:33,480 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43227

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