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Do you like your present?
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Yeah.
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What's wrong, Michael?
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It reminds me of something.
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What? What does it remind you of?
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Just a dream that I had last night.
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What Kind of dream? Was it
a good dream or was it a bad dream?
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It was a good dream.
A really good dream.
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You were dressed in all white,
liKe a ghost.
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LiKe a really beautiful ghost.
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You were walKing down this white
hallway with this big white horse...
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...saying you were gonna
come and taKe me bacK home.
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I wish I could taKe you home, honey.
I miss you there.
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I miss you too.
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Whenever you looK at the horse,
you can thinK of Mommy, oKay?
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- OKay.
- OKay.
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- Are you ticKlish?
- No.
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- I forgot. I thought you were.
- No, I'm not.
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Yes, you are.
That's the face I wanna see.
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- OKay? Cheer up.
- OKay.
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- All right.
- OKay. No more gloom.
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- OKay.
- OKay.
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Laurie?
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Laurie, is that you?
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Laurie? Laurie?
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Stop, stop. Stop, stop, sweetie.
Stop.
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Stop. It's Sheriff BracKett.
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Laurie, give me the gun.
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That's it. Just give me the gun.
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That's it. Easy.
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Easy, sweetie. Easy.
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I Killed him.
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The man.
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I climbed in the wall, I fell.
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OKay. All right, sweetie.
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- Sweetie. It's oKay.
- I Killed him.
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- I Killed him.
- It's oKay. It's all right. It's all right.
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I want you to come with me, oKay?
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Please!.
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What is happening? Where am I?
Where am I?
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We're gonna need Neuro,
Ortho, Trauma, X-ray!.
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Am I-? Am I gonna die?
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Am I gonna die?!.
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Am I-? Am I gonna die?
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Heads up, everybody.
Clear. MaKe a path.
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We're losing him.
Altered mental status...
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...unKnown injury.
BP is 79 over 40.
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What the hell happened
to this Kid anyway?
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I don't Know. I thought it was
a car accident. I'm very confused.
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At least Neurosurgery
cleared her head.
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- We don't have to do anything with that.
- Right.
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She's gonna need Plastic, but that's
the least of her worries right now.
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- Come on.
- Pull me down the stairs.
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- Lift up your end.
- Come on, pull it up.
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Cut.
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On three. Nice and easy.
One, two, three!.
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- Let's go feet first.
- Feels liKe he's made of lead.
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Wait, wait, wait. PicK him up.
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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He weighs a ton.
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LooKs good.
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It'll hold. At least for now.
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Strap him down tight.
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I don't need that behemoth
banging around bacK there.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. This ain't
my first fucKing corpse, rodeo.
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Just close it up when you're done.
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When the boys get him
over to county...
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...maKe sure that
they locK the place up tight.
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I don't want any surprises
till I get there in the morning.
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No problem. On first sight...
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...I'd say cause of death
is fairly obvious.
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I'd say that there's nothing obvious
about anything that happened tonight.
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Not a goddamn thing.
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The son of a bitch was heavy, huh?
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Six guys to lift one stiff.
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Did you get a looK
at the naKed chicK?
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Man, she was F-I-N-E, fine.
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Yeah. She still looKed fresh.
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I heard a story about
a couple of meat wagon boys...
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...fucKing corpses over in Essex.
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I ain't never had the urge till tonight.
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Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, whoa!
Come on!
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BracKett even thinKs he hears you
joKing about that...
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- ... and you're out of here on your ass.
- I wouldn't ever do it.
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- Oh, yeah?
- I'm just saying.
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She still looKed good to me.
Nice little titties hanging out.
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- Come on, that's disgusting. Stop it.
- I got wood just Ziploc'ing her up.
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Stop. Shut up. Please.
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I'm just saying, man.
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Hey.
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What's the difference
between jam and jelly?
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I don't Know. What?
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You can't jelly your cocK
up a dead girl's ass.
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I Knew that one.
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Cow! Cow!
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Shit. Oh, shit.
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Oh, fucK. HooKs. HooKs.
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HooKs. HooKs.
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FucK! FucK! FucK!
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FucK! FucK. FucK.
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Oh, God.
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FucK. FucK.
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FucK!
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Oh, fucK!
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Help me! Help me!
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HooKs.
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HooKs, HooKs, HooKs.
HooKs, HooKs.
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Help me. Help please.
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Help me.
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Help. Help.
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Please, help. Help me!
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Help me. Hey.
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So I told her. I said, "Girl, if you thinK
I'm letting you handle ThanKsgiving...
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...then I'm ordering Chinese. "
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Octavia, it's a pleasure that
you're embracing life this way.
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- I love seeing you.
- She's bringing Miriam down.
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- Not the dog!
- That yapping dog that peed...
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...all over my new couch.
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You are gonna have to
cooK that dog for ThanKsgiving.
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Honey, I'm gonna leave.
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- Hold down the fort.
- All right, doc.
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- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Good night.
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Annie?
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Oh, Annie.
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Oh, baby.
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Oh, Annie.
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Oh, Annie. Please don't die.
Please, please, please don't die.
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00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:08,086
Please, Miss Strode.
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You cannot be in here.
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I just wanted to sit here with her.
Please, I won't bother her.
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You need to go to your own room.
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- You need rest as much as she does.
- A few minutes.
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Just a few minutes. Please.
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Come on.
Let's get you bacK into bed.
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You're doing good, sweetie.
Doing good. All right.
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Nurse Daniels, please report to
Emergency Room A.
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- You need help getting to your room?
- I'm fine.
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Nurse Daniels, please report to
Emergency Room A.
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Nurse, I...
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I need something for my head.
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Hello?
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I'm getting really dizzy.
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Nurse, I need something
for my head.
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Help!
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00:17:35,859 --> 00:17:37,554
Help!
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00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:02,204
Help! Somebody! Please!
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00:17:34,897 --> 00:17:38,799
Help! Help!
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00:19:15,596 --> 00:19:17,860
Oh, goddamn it.
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This is just fucKing great.
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- Help me, please! Help me!
- Oh, my God!
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What the Christ are you doing here?
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You're gonna freeze your ass off
out here.
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- Please! Please! Please!
- Here, easy.
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- LooK, just sit down. Here, here.
- Please!
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Put this on before they blame me
for you catching pneumonia.
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The nurse is dead. The nurse is-
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No, no, it's going to be oKay.
Listen, it's going to be all right.
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I worK here. My name is Buddy.
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- OKay, it's going to be fine.
- No, it's not.
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I've gotta get you bacK.
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- Just let me go get my car, oKay?
- Please! Please!
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- It'll just taKe a second.
- No, no!
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No, honey, it'll just taKe a second.
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- Please don't leave me.
- The car is right out there.
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LooK, looK, here. Here, here.
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Just drinK what's left of this
till I get bacK, oKay?
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OKay? And I promise,
I'll be bacK in just a second.
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- No, please.
- Nobody's gonna hurt you, honey.
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00:20:28,002 --> 00:20:33,770
It'll be all right. Here,
I'm gonna locK this door, oKay?
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One second...
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...and then I will pull up
right here, oKay?
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All right.
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Buddy!
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Buddy, please.
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Buddy, please come bacK!
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Buddy!
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Buddy!
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I'm sorry.
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This old car doesn't always
liKe to start...
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...especially in the rain.
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Everything will be fine, oKay?
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No! Buddy!
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Somebody! Somebody, please!
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Help me! Help me, please!
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No!
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Come on.
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He's dead.
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He's fucKing dead.
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Oh, fucK.
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Oh, God.
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I am running ragged this morning.
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- Morning.
- Running ragged.
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Good morning.
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- Did you hear Laurie last night?
- Yes, Dad.
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I hear her every night. Please,
God, don't say anything to her.
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I won't. I won't.
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00:24:51,232 --> 00:24:52,221
Want some egg whites?
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00:24:52,433 --> 00:24:56,460
No. I thinK I'm gonna get me one
of them sticKy buns on the way in.
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00:24:56,671 --> 00:24:59,231
That's great. Pastry for breaKfast.
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Seriously, 500 calories
of sugar and shit.
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I Know it, I Know it.
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00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:06,035
- Morning.
- Morning.
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Good morning, sunshine.
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- I got to go.
- Hey, slow your roll for one second.
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00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:13,019
Please do not forget
to picK up the pizza.
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00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:14,346
And whole-wheat crust.
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00:25:15,156 --> 00:25:16,180
God, Annie.
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00:25:16,390 --> 00:25:20,053
Why don't we just have them taKe
the cheese and put it on cardboard?
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- Aren't you late?
- Cardboard's got a lot of fiber.
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- And it's cheap.
- No meat.
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Rough night?
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Did you hear me?
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Just a little.
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God. Just when I thinK
I can get bacK to...
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...something as simple as sleep,
it's liKe...
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...right bacK at me.
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Do you wanna tell me about it?
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Nah.
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I don't remember much.
220
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It was a hospital one.
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I haven't had one of those in a while.
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00:25:58,399 --> 00:26:01,459
Guess I Know what I'll be
yaKKing about in therapy today.
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One day at a time, babe.
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One day at a time.
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I don't Know, I just- I waKe up
and I feel liKe I can't even breathe.
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They seem to be getting worse.
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I'm- I'm concerned...
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...but, gosh, I can't say
that I'm surprised.
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I mean, it's Halloween and Halloween
is a big trigger point for you, isn't it?
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Barbara...
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...I Know Michael Myers is dead.
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I Know he's not gonna come bacK
just because of some stupid holiday.
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- Laurie, they never found his body.
- So?
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So it's very hard for you
to get closure on this.
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I mean, he's objectively dead
but he's living in your mind...
236
00:27:00,830 --> 00:27:03,458
...and he's living in your heart
and your emotions.
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00:27:03,666 --> 00:27:06,965
So that's the reality
that we have to heal you from.
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00:27:59,301 --> 00:28:00,791
The natives are getting restless.
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00:28:01,003 --> 00:28:02,971
You were supposed to
be here 45 minutes ago.
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Everybody has been completely briefed
on why we are here.
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They Know the drill
so I don't foresee any problems.
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00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:12,588
Everything is Kosher,
as my people say.
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00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:15,386
I Know these journalists
personally, they're cool.
244
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Trust me, they are cool.
245
00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:21,427
So I feel liKe this should be
really a positive experience...
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...you Know, and be really good
for the booK.
247
00:28:23,969 --> 00:28:27,097
Did you just mention "journalists,"
"cool" and "positive"...
248
00:28:27,306 --> 00:28:29,536
...all in the same sentence
without throwing up?
249
00:28:29,742 --> 00:28:34,270
- Yes, why? Is that a problem?
- It's just quite an oxymoron, my dear.
250
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,311
LooK, can you just level with me?
251
00:28:36,515 --> 00:28:39,313
Is there going to be
a problem today?
252
00:28:39,518 --> 00:28:42,009
You are quite an odd one, aren't you?
253
00:28:41,633 --> 00:28:43,863
- Hello.
- Can we just not get personal?
254
00:28:44,069 --> 00:28:45,468
LooK at this. No!
255
00:28:45,670 --> 00:28:47,695
LooK, it's the wrong photograph!
256
00:28:47,906 --> 00:28:51,342
I mean, this is old Loomis.
This is new.
257
00:28:51,543 --> 00:28:55,377
Yes, well, old Loomis increases sales
by 25 percent, oKay? So just-
258
00:28:55,580 --> 00:28:57,548
I'm not going in there
until you get me...
259
00:28:57,749 --> 00:29:01,776
...a cup of PG tips with a splash
of milK, and I want it sizzling hot.
260
00:29:01,987 --> 00:29:04,012
PG what?
261
00:29:04,222 --> 00:29:05,484
Tea?
262
00:29:05,690 --> 00:29:07,419
We don't have time.
263
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:10,751
Fine. Fine, I'll go find you some.
264
00:29:10,962 --> 00:29:13,055
- Two percent.
- Two percent.
265
00:29:28,046 --> 00:29:31,982
Wow, the princess of punctuality
is a little late.
266
00:29:32,183 --> 00:29:35,084
Alert the authorities.
Laurie has been replaced by a pod.
267
00:29:35,286 --> 00:29:37,846
Whoa, wait, I'm early.
I worKed overtime last night.
268
00:29:38,756 --> 00:29:42,214
See, you're too together.
No, you gotta loosen up a little, babe.
269
00:29:42,427 --> 00:29:44,588
You Know, bring some anarchy
to the party.
270
00:29:44,796 --> 00:29:47,526
So you're saying I can start
showing up whenever I want?
271
00:29:47,732 --> 00:29:49,461
Not on my dime, sister.
272
00:29:49,667 --> 00:29:51,532
You can save the slacKer shit...
273
00:29:51,736 --> 00:29:54,534
...for those corporate bloodsucKers
who can afford it.
274
00:29:54,739 --> 00:29:56,570
That's why we're going
down the toilet.
275
00:29:56,774 --> 00:30:00,471
Since 1946, this country has
been under the military-industrial-
276
00:30:00,678 --> 00:30:03,408
- FucK the man.
- Right on, sister.
277
00:30:06,084 --> 00:30:08,678
You're really interested.
I Know, I Know.
278
00:30:09,521 --> 00:30:13,355
I give in. You win.
The old man caves again.
279
00:30:13,892 --> 00:30:15,484
- What's up with him?
- I don't Know.
280
00:30:15,693 --> 00:30:17,490
Are you gonna come
and rocK balls...
281
00:30:17,695 --> 00:30:19,595
...with Harley and me
at the Phantom Jam?
282
00:30:19,797 --> 00:30:21,492
Hells yeah.
283
00:30:21,699 --> 00:30:25,135
But I'm not sure if I'm down
with the whole costume concept.
284
00:30:25,336 --> 00:30:28,169
What? OKay, wait.
ThinK of it liKe this.
285
00:30:28,373 --> 00:30:30,432
It's so lame that
it's totally cool again.
286
00:30:31,376 --> 00:30:33,708
Well, I still liKe my idea better.
287
00:30:34,279 --> 00:30:35,712
What up, dicK-licKers?
288
00:30:35,914 --> 00:30:38,576
Could you please convince
Miss Too-Coolio-for-Schoolio...
289
00:30:38,783 --> 00:30:40,580
...our costume idea is totally rad?
290
00:30:40,785 --> 00:30:44,744
Dude, sucK it up, ho. We got a fucKing
theme going on. Don't screw it up.
291
00:30:44,956 --> 00:30:47,049
Plus we got you
that sicK maid outfit...
292
00:30:47,258 --> 00:30:48,919
...and dudes dig the domestic.
293
00:30:49,127 --> 00:30:51,925
Come on, you guys,
it's borderline drama-class nerd.
294
00:30:52,130 --> 00:30:53,597
- Own it.
- What do I have to do?
295
00:30:53,831 --> 00:30:56,425
Stand on this chair and show
the old hippie dude my tits?
296
00:30:56,634 --> 00:30:57,760
- No.
- Oh, Meat!
297
00:30:57,969 --> 00:30:59,459
- ChecK out my lady lumps!
- No, no.
298
00:30:59,771 --> 00:31:03,332
- I'll wear it. Put down your fucKing shirt.
- You give in too easy.
299
00:31:03,541 --> 00:31:05,634
All right, you guys ready for it?
300
00:31:05,843 --> 00:31:07,868
- For what?
- Are you ready?
301
00:31:08,112 --> 00:31:11,047
KicK out the jams, motherfucKer!
302
00:31:18,890 --> 00:31:22,382
Michael, I'm sorry to tell you this...
303
00:31:22,594 --> 00:31:25,586
...but your mother
has passed away.
304
00:31:26,030 --> 00:31:27,657
She'll be back.
305
00:31:27,865 --> 00:31:31,858
No, I'm afraid she won't be
coming to see you anymore.
306
00:31:32,303 --> 00:31:35,966
I'll see her again,
but I won't see you.
307
00:31:36,441 --> 00:31:40,002
Ladies and gentlemen,
Dr. Samuel Loomis...
308
00:31:40,211 --> 00:31:45,274
...author of The Devil Walks
Among Us, in stores October 31 st.
309
00:31:45,717 --> 00:31:48,914
ThanK you all and welcome.
310
00:31:52,643 --> 00:31:53,803
Yes, ma'am?
311
00:31:54,011 --> 00:31:58,243
Do you feel personally responsible for
the deaths of as many as 15 victims?
312
00:32:01,719 --> 00:32:05,314
I have tremendous sympathy
for all the families involved.
313
00:32:05,522 --> 00:32:10,221
And do I personally feel responsible?
Ma'am, no, I do not.
314
00:32:10,427 --> 00:32:12,452
And I've said that many times.
315
00:32:12,663 --> 00:32:15,223
It's just awful and...
316
00:32:15,432 --> 00:32:17,866
...I was very nearly a victim myself.
317
00:32:18,068 --> 00:32:22,198
I'm not a psychic SherlocK Holmes
playing Superman.
318
00:32:22,439 --> 00:32:25,567
Since the authorities haven't
been able to produce a body...
319
00:32:25,776 --> 00:32:28,210
...do you thinK Michael
is alive or dead?
320
00:32:29,279 --> 00:32:30,678
Will he kill again?
321
00:32:31,014 --> 00:32:32,641
Here we go again.
322
00:32:32,850 --> 00:32:38,049
LooK, let me maKe things
nice and sparKling clear.
323
00:32:38,255 --> 00:32:40,416
Michael Myers is fucKing dead!
324
00:32:40,624 --> 00:32:42,888
Now, do you brain-dead
gossip mongers...
325
00:32:43,093 --> 00:32:47,189
...want me to spell it out for you?
D- E-A-D!
326
00:33:35,145 --> 00:33:36,737
Michael.
327
00:33:37,714 --> 00:33:38,942
Halloween is coming.
328
00:33:40,417 --> 00:33:41,884
You have to get ready.
329
00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:45,254
We are counting on you
to bring us home this year.
330
00:33:45,889 --> 00:33:47,789
I won't let you down.
331
00:33:48,725 --> 00:33:50,659
I Know you won't, baby.
332
00:33:51,728 --> 00:33:53,127
I love you, Mama.
333
00:33:54,765 --> 00:33:57,165
I love you too, Michael.
334
00:34:00,971 --> 00:34:03,599
It's that same guy who's been coming.
You seen him before?
335
00:34:03,807 --> 00:34:05,832
- Yeah, it's the same bum.
- Stealing our shit.
336
00:34:06,043 --> 00:34:08,841
- I'd recognize him anywhere, Daddy.
- MotherfucKer.
337
00:34:09,112 --> 00:34:13,208
Can't have drifters just coming in here
and taKing whatever they want.
338
00:34:13,684 --> 00:34:15,049
What y'all gonna do?
339
00:34:17,821 --> 00:34:19,880
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
340
00:34:24,227 --> 00:34:25,785
Shut up, Ivan. We see him.
341
00:34:26,129 --> 00:34:27,118
Let's do it.
342
00:34:36,940 --> 00:34:38,771
You're just gonna scare him.
343
00:34:38,975 --> 00:34:42,274
- Daddy, what the fucK?
- Safety.
344
00:34:45,449 --> 00:34:48,509
Hey, you stupid, slimy dicK.
345
00:34:48,752 --> 00:34:52,984
I told you if you came on this land
again, I'd beat the fucK out of you.
346
00:34:53,523 --> 00:34:56,083
What the fucK you thinK
you're doing here?
347
00:34:57,761 --> 00:34:58,921
As big as he is dumb, man.
348
00:34:59,129 --> 00:35:02,792
LooK at that.
He's about 7-foot of fucK-tard.
349
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,534
I'm talKing to you, shit-heel.
350
00:35:05,735 --> 00:35:07,760
You stupid fucK!
351
00:35:09,139 --> 00:35:11,903
I'm talKing to you!
352
00:35:12,943 --> 00:35:14,638
What's wrong with this
son of a bitch?
353
00:35:14,845 --> 00:35:16,335
Give him a taste of that here.
354
00:35:19,516 --> 00:35:23,008
- All right.
- Hey! No! You'll fucKing Kill him.
355
00:35:23,220 --> 00:35:26,656
- Wanna go to jail for Killing that turd?
- One more shot. Shut up!
356
00:35:28,825 --> 00:35:30,850
Chris, KnocK it off.
357
00:35:31,261 --> 00:35:33,821
- Big man.
- Oh, man.
358
00:35:34,030 --> 00:35:36,464
- Come on, Daddy.
- Don't you come bacK, son of a bitch.
359
00:35:36,666 --> 00:35:38,896
Man, that was a professional
ass-whupping there.
360
00:35:39,569 --> 00:35:41,764
I'm jacKed.
361
00:35:43,807 --> 00:35:46,002
- You oKay?
- Shut up, Ivan!
362
00:35:46,209 --> 00:35:49,645
I'm so sorry. What are we gonna do,
just fucKing leave him out here?
363
00:35:49,846 --> 00:35:51,143
Get in the trucK.
364
00:35:51,348 --> 00:35:52,838
Come on now. Chop-chop.
365
00:35:53,049 --> 00:35:54,880
- Get in the trucK.
- I'm so sorry.
366
00:35:55,285 --> 00:35:57,446
I am so sorry.
367
00:35:59,956 --> 00:36:01,947
Shut up, Ivan.
368
00:36:11,134 --> 00:36:12,533
Seriously.
369
00:36:18,742 --> 00:36:20,175
- Jump up.
- You didn't need to...
370
00:36:20,377 --> 00:36:22,004
...fucKing beat him to a pulp.
371
00:36:23,847 --> 00:36:26,372
- I told the guy.
- FucK that.
372
00:36:29,619 --> 00:36:30,779
Oh, my God!
373
00:36:32,422 --> 00:36:33,753
FucK!
374
00:36:37,327 --> 00:36:38,385
No, Daddy!
375
00:37:07,824 --> 00:37:11,316
What are you doing?
I said I was fucKing sorry!
376
00:37:37,554 --> 00:37:38,646
Pizza.
377
00:37:38,855 --> 00:37:41,881
- Dude, you didn't get whole wheat.
- I forgot.
378
00:37:43,293 --> 00:37:45,454
Anybody hungry?
379
00:37:45,662 --> 00:37:48,688
- Starving liKe Marvin.
- Starving liKe Marvin.
380
00:37:48,899 --> 00:37:51,766
Has anybody at this table
ever wondered...
381
00:37:51,968 --> 00:37:53,196
...who Marvin is?
382
00:37:53,403 --> 00:37:56,270
I mean, the original Marvin
who was starving Marvin?
383
00:37:56,473 --> 00:37:59,135
- What?
- Was it-? Was it Lee Marvin?
384
00:37:59,342 --> 00:38:01,276
Who's Lee Marvin?
385
00:38:01,711 --> 00:38:02,939
"Who's Lee Marvin?"
386
00:38:03,380 --> 00:38:04,404
Did I stutter?
387
00:38:06,016 --> 00:38:09,452
Paint Your Wagon.
The Professionals. Lee Marvin.
388
00:38:09,653 --> 00:38:11,382
Cat Ballou?
389
00:38:12,622 --> 00:38:15,090
Cat Ballou. He was great in Cat Ballou.
390
00:38:15,292 --> 00:38:19,058
I can't believe you guys haven't seen
it. He was liKe playing this drunK...
391
00:38:19,529 --> 00:38:21,963
...but he's liKe the greatest gun
in the West.
392
00:38:22,199 --> 00:38:23,564
At one point he's liKe...
393
00:38:23,767 --> 00:38:25,860
...talKing about being a gunslinger.
394
00:38:27,137 --> 00:38:28,661
And he misses the barn.
395
00:38:29,911 --> 00:38:33,347
I wanna thanK the both of you for
maKing me feel as old as Methuselah.
396
00:38:33,548 --> 00:38:37,006
All I Know is I hope that dead, rotting
flesh didn't bump on my pineapple.
397
00:38:37,219 --> 00:38:39,312
A little dead, rotting flesh
never hurt anybody.
398
00:38:39,521 --> 00:38:42,251
God. Do we have to do this
every time we eat together?
399
00:38:42,457 --> 00:38:44,687
We need to get you off
the animal products, Mr. B.
400
00:38:44,893 --> 00:38:48,226
- Not gonna happen.
- Man was meant to eat meat.
401
00:38:48,430 --> 00:38:51,422
We, all of us,
have a little bit of caveman in us.
402
00:38:59,107 --> 00:39:00,096
God.
403
00:39:06,748 --> 00:39:08,943
How is it possible that every father...
404
00:39:09,151 --> 00:39:11,585
...perfects the art of humiliating
their offspring?
405
00:39:11,953 --> 00:39:13,386
What? It's cute.
406
00:39:46,130 --> 00:39:47,927
Hang on.
407
00:39:48,432 --> 00:39:49,990
God.
408
00:39:53,537 --> 00:39:55,971
- Here.
- ThanKs.
409
00:39:57,208 --> 00:39:59,335
Sorry I was such a bitch earlier.
410
00:40:02,284 --> 00:40:03,649
OKay.
411
00:40:31,780 --> 00:40:34,647
Where have you been?
I've been waiting.
412
00:40:35,551 --> 00:40:37,917
You Know
I can't come here anymore.
413
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,418
My time here is over.
414
00:40:40,622 --> 00:40:43,386
- You're here now.
- Michael...
415
00:40:43,592 --> 00:40:45,526
...you Know I'm not really here.
416
00:40:45,994 --> 00:40:47,689
I wanna show you something.
417
00:40:48,730 --> 00:40:49,958
All right.
418
00:41:10,686 --> 00:41:12,085
I found her.
419
00:41:12,287 --> 00:41:14,346
I found Boo.
420
00:41:26,668 --> 00:41:28,067
My baby.
421
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,665
Can we be a family again?
422
00:41:35,210 --> 00:41:37,144
Not yet, Michael.
423
00:41:37,346 --> 00:41:38,404
Not yet.
424
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:46,144
Oh, fucK.
425
00:41:55,497 --> 00:41:57,692
Come here, buddy.
426
00:42:18,153 --> 00:42:21,247
So, Dr. Loomis, tell me. How long
do you plan on staying in town?
427
00:42:21,456 --> 00:42:23,048
Please. Sam.
428
00:42:23,258 --> 00:42:25,726
ThanK you.
Well, I could stay a few extra days.
429
00:42:25,998 --> 00:42:28,398
- Excuse me, Dr. Loomis-
- I'm in the middle of something.
430
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:29,897
Could I speaK to you? Please?
431
00:42:30,102 --> 00:42:32,502
- What?
- Please?
432
00:42:32,704 --> 00:42:36,333
Excuse me, my dear.
I won't be one second.
433
00:42:37,042 --> 00:42:38,031
What?
434
00:42:38,243 --> 00:42:40,370
OKay, I am all for selling booKs.
All right?
435
00:42:40,579 --> 00:42:43,673
God Knows I've done some things
that I'm not proud of...
436
00:42:43,882 --> 00:42:48,114
...but this is disgusting.
I did not agree to this bacKdrop.
437
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,311
What's next?
Heading over to the cemetery...
438
00:42:50,522 --> 00:42:52,251
...and dancing on
the victims' graves?
439
00:42:52,457 --> 00:42:55,358
LooK, I don't thinK you
quite understand...
440
00:42:55,561 --> 00:42:58,997
- ... what I'm trying to accomplish here.
- Well, fair enough. I don't.
441
00:42:59,198 --> 00:43:01,598
Explain it to me.
I would really liKe to understand.
442
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:05,702
I'm selling the sizzle, not the steaK.
443
00:43:06,071 --> 00:43:07,595
- The sizzle?
- Yes.
444
00:43:08,106 --> 00:43:11,542
The sizzle. It's bad taste is what it is.
445
00:43:11,114 --> 00:43:14,311
My God, it's business, woman!
Business.
446
00:43:14,518 --> 00:43:17,851
Besides, bad taste is the petrol
that drives the American dream.
447
00:43:18,922 --> 00:43:20,082
I thinK it's a mistaKe.
448
00:43:20,290 --> 00:43:21,848
- Oh, yeah, you do, do you?
- Yes.
449
00:43:22,059 --> 00:43:25,222
Well, when I want your opinion,
I'll beat it out of you.
450
00:44:51,724 --> 00:44:53,555
Die, you fucking bitch!
451
00:44:53,759 --> 00:44:56,387
You fucking bitch!
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
452
00:44:56,795 --> 00:44:59,491
I'm gonna fuck you-
453
00:44:59,732 --> 00:45:02,326
FucKing die, you fucKing bitch!
454
00:45:02,535 --> 00:45:03,763
You fucking cunt!
455
00:45:03,969 --> 00:45:05,527
Fucking bitch!
456
00:45:05,771 --> 00:45:06,965
Please, Laurie, please!
457
00:45:08,641 --> 00:45:12,475
You fucKing-
Die, you fucKing bitch!
458
00:45:15,514 --> 00:45:19,416
Laurie! Laurie, Laurie, Laurie!
459
00:46:06,706 --> 00:46:10,369
For most of us, Michael Myers
is a mysterious legend of evil.
460
00:46:10,576 --> 00:46:11,975
But for Dr. Samuel Loomis...
461
00:46:12,178 --> 00:46:14,476
...the bogeyman is all too real.
462
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:17,911
There have been rumors circulating
as to the content of your new book.
463
00:46:18,117 --> 00:46:19,607
- What can you tell me?
- Well...
464
00:46:19,819 --> 00:46:21,753
...after my last encounter
with Michael...
465
00:46:21,954 --> 00:46:24,422
...some startling facts
came to light...
466
00:46:24,724 --> 00:46:27,215
...and I just thought that
the public ought to know.
467
00:46:27,426 --> 00:46:29,155
Such as?
468
00:46:29,595 --> 00:46:31,153
Read the book, as they say.
469
00:46:31,364 --> 00:46:34,629
Weren't you horrified that
Michael's body went missing?
470
00:46:34,834 --> 00:46:36,802
No, not really.
471
00:46:42,236 --> 00:46:45,865
How you can lose a body, you
know, transporting it from A to B.
472
00:46:46,274 --> 00:46:48,799
You better ask
the sheriff's department that one.
473
00:46:49,010 --> 00:46:51,137
Well, do you think that the body
will reappear?
474
00:46:51,445 --> 00:46:53,936
Yes, probably. You know,
somewhere it'll reappear...
475
00:46:54,148 --> 00:46:57,948
...along with the Elephant Man's
bones at some sideshow.
476
00:46:58,152 --> 00:47:00,518
But as my old Aunt Miri
used to say:.
477
00:47:00,721 --> 00:47:03,781
"Freaks will always
find their way home. "
478
00:47:14,408 --> 00:47:16,239
"Hey, Howard.
479
00:47:16,443 --> 00:47:20,311
Can't afford the new tits.
Can you loan me some bones?"
480
00:47:22,416 --> 00:47:23,405
FucKing whore.
481
00:47:23,617 --> 00:47:25,778
Hey! Hey, Misty, come here.
482
00:47:25,986 --> 00:47:27,954
Come on, it's on.
Come on, it's finally on.
483
00:47:28,155 --> 00:47:31,352
I'm on TV. You're missing it. Move
your ass. Come here. LooK at this!
484
00:47:31,558 --> 00:47:32,855
Oh, my God, baby.
485
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:34,857
LooK at that. I'm incredible.
486
00:47:35,062 --> 00:47:37,792
- the smile you'll have on
your face at the Rabbit In Red...
487
00:47:37,998 --> 00:47:41,525
...when you see some of my girls
dance because they are fantastic.
488
00:47:43,235 --> 00:47:45,863
Hey, Howard,
where are those drinKs?
489
00:47:46,505 --> 00:47:49,099
Hey, boss. That's right,
they love you, man.
490
00:47:49,308 --> 00:47:52,175
- That's why the whole town loves you.
- Yeah, they love me.
491
00:47:52,378 --> 00:47:54,403
They love me liKe cancer,
that's how much.
492
00:47:54,613 --> 00:47:56,979
You looK liKe that big guy.
493
00:47:58,017 --> 00:47:59,450
The shit falls on his head.
494
00:47:59,652 --> 00:48:01,711
"Grandfather, I'm mad,
I'm pissed off.
495
00:48:01,921 --> 00:48:05,288
Hey, where's my daughter with the
cans and the blond hair and the-?"
496
00:48:05,491 --> 00:48:06,890
What are you talKing about?
497
00:48:07,293 --> 00:48:09,818
Yeah. Green maKes you
looK sexy, baby.
498
00:48:10,596 --> 00:48:12,291
Green. That suits you, man.
499
00:48:12,498 --> 00:48:15,262
It really suits you.
It's liKe the color of money.
500
00:48:13,220 --> 00:48:16,815
- That's a good one.
- Here, Howard. TaKe out the trash.
501
00:48:17,024 --> 00:48:18,651
TaKe out the trash, Howard.
502
00:48:18,859 --> 00:48:21,054
He's good at taKing out the trash.
503
00:48:21,261 --> 00:48:22,285
I'm funny.
504
00:48:22,496 --> 00:48:24,930
Yeah, I'm the big joKe.
505
00:48:26,100 --> 00:48:28,159
Hey, I'm on TV. Quiet.
Shut up. Shut up.
506
00:48:28,369 --> 00:48:31,065
Enjoy the fucKing herpes, old man.
507
00:48:31,271 --> 00:48:34,468
- I got an aura.
- You got an aura, baby.
508
00:48:34,675 --> 00:48:36,643
You have an aura.
You got two auras.
509
00:48:36,844 --> 00:48:38,744
- You're so bad.
- Really?
510
00:48:38,946 --> 00:48:41,107
- Auras are popping out.
- Let me see those auras.
511
00:48:48,955 --> 00:48:51,116
Two-faced bitch.
512
00:48:55,561 --> 00:48:59,224
FucKing Hoss. I'm fucKing
Hop Sing doing all the chores.
513
00:48:59,432 --> 00:49:01,024
You bitch.
514
00:49:02,936 --> 00:49:05,461
"Yeah, Howard.
515
00:49:05,672 --> 00:49:10,075
Can I have some money for
my dad's blood transfusion?"
516
00:49:11,411 --> 00:49:13,811
What the fucK you doing, man...
517
00:49:14,013 --> 00:49:16,447
...sneaKing around bacK here?
518
00:49:18,418 --> 00:49:19,817
Hey.
519
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:23,588
The boss don't liKe you bums
hanging out bacK here...
520
00:49:23,790 --> 00:49:26,281
...rooting around
through the Dumpsters.
521
00:49:26,793 --> 00:49:28,886
So get a move on.
522
00:49:34,100 --> 00:49:35,965
LooK, man.
523
00:49:37,103 --> 00:49:38,798
Don't give me no reason.
524
00:49:41,174 --> 00:49:45,008
I already sent
some sorry fucKing jag-off...
525
00:49:45,211 --> 00:49:47,372
...to the emergency room tonight.
526
00:49:48,648 --> 00:49:49,740
So...
527
00:49:49,949 --> 00:49:52,975
...I suggest you
taKe the easy road out...
528
00:49:54,554 --> 00:49:56,454
...and hit the bricKs, Dorothy.
529
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,329
Trust me...
530
00:50:09,535 --> 00:50:12,527
...you filthy, dirty hippie...
531
00:50:13,906 --> 00:50:16,238
...you don't wanna be doing that.
532
00:50:16,476 --> 00:50:18,501
Copy that, downtown?
533
00:50:22,882 --> 00:50:23,871
FucK.
534
00:51:10,754 --> 00:51:12,654
It's technically Halloween, baby.
535
00:51:13,123 --> 00:51:16,718
How'd you liKe to be fucKed
by the FranKenstein monster, huh?
536
00:51:19,029 --> 00:51:21,725
You're my bride of FranKenstein.
537
00:51:22,165 --> 00:51:24,065
Big, green, scary monster!
538
00:51:24,267 --> 00:51:26,497
Oh, no. Oh, I'm so scared.
539
00:51:27,537 --> 00:51:29,437
- Titties good.
- No.
540
00:51:29,639 --> 00:51:30,731
Ass good.
541
00:51:32,509 --> 00:51:33,942
I'm gonna give it to you good.
542
00:51:34,144 --> 00:51:36,305
I'm gonna give you
my jolly green giant.
543
00:51:36,513 --> 00:51:38,003
Jesus Christ!
544
00:51:40,283 --> 00:51:43,446
What are you doing?
Get the fucK out of here.
545
00:51:43,753 --> 00:51:46,051
Come on, get the fucK out of here,
motherfucKer.
546
00:51:47,223 --> 00:51:48,451
You're gonna stare me down?
547
00:51:50,060 --> 00:51:51,550
Stare this down, motherfucKer!
548
00:51:51,761 --> 00:51:55,561
Come on now! I'll fucKing blow two
holes right through your fucKing masK.
549
00:51:55,765 --> 00:51:58,791
I been to Nam. I'll taKe you out,
you hear me? I'll fucKing-
550
00:52:21,357 --> 00:52:22,722
What are you doing?
551
00:52:34,519 --> 00:52:36,146
Open the door! No!
552
00:52:36,855 --> 00:52:38,516
No! Open the door!
553
00:54:21,085 --> 00:54:24,179
Son of a bitch!
554
00:54:24,389 --> 00:54:26,584
You fucKing did it!
555
00:54:32,096 --> 00:54:34,690
FucK, what am I gonna do?
556
00:54:41,505 --> 00:54:43,097
- Hello?
- Hey, princess.
557
00:54:43,307 --> 00:54:44,638
Hey, Dad. What's up?
558
00:54:44,842 --> 00:54:47,367
Listen, is Laurie around?
559
00:54:47,578 --> 00:54:49,136
I'd like to talk to her.
560
00:54:49,346 --> 00:54:51,678
No, she left before I got up.
Why, what's up?
561
00:54:51,882 --> 00:54:53,747
Well, could you do me a favor?
562
00:54:53,951 --> 00:54:56,818
Could you find her
and then call me when you do?
563
00:54:57,021 --> 00:54:58,648
Why? What's going on?
564
00:54:58,856 --> 00:55:00,847
Sweetie, I gotta tell you
about that later.
565
00:55:01,058 --> 00:55:03,720
Could you just do me
that favor, please?
566
00:55:03,927 --> 00:55:06,054
- Everything oKay?
- Everything is fine.
567
00:55:06,263 --> 00:55:08,288
I just need to talK to her, sweetie.
OKay?
568
00:55:34,505 --> 00:55:37,702
Are you a real redhead? ThanK you.
Have a good one.
569
00:55:37,909 --> 00:55:38,876
- Here you go.
- ThanKs.
570
00:55:39,076 --> 00:55:40,407
It's going very well, indeed.
Well done.
571
00:55:40,611 --> 00:55:43,603
Yes, looK at the crowd.
It's great. Great.
572
00:55:43,814 --> 00:55:46,078
Right, well done.
573
00:55:46,284 --> 00:55:48,912
- ThanK you.
- Can you maKe it out to-?
574
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:52,180
- I'm sorry, I'm a little nervous. Chett.
- Calm down, calm down.
575
00:55:52,390 --> 00:55:53,652
- Big deep breath.
- ThanKs.
576
00:55:53,858 --> 00:55:57,419
Chett Johns.
No, no, actually, you Know what?
577
00:55:57,628 --> 00:56:00,995
- Chett, the bringer of death.
- OKay.
578
00:56:01,198 --> 00:56:02,460
That's Chett with two T's.
579
00:56:02,667 --> 00:56:05,659
- Chett, the bringer of...
- The bringer of...
580
00:56:05,870 --> 00:56:08,998
...death. Oh, man,
that is so awesome.
581
00:56:09,206 --> 00:56:11,231
- There.
- ThanKs. I wanted to let you Know...
582
00:56:11,442 --> 00:56:13,967
...that Michael is so much
deeper than those other guys.
583
00:56:14,178 --> 00:56:16,408
LiKe Dahmer and that bitch Bundy...
584
00:56:16,614 --> 00:56:20,243
...because he eats at the core
of the victim's soul, you Know?
585
00:56:20,451 --> 00:56:23,318
- How people ostracize those-
- All right. Well, thanKs so much.
586
00:56:23,521 --> 00:56:25,284
- You're the man.
- You're the man!
587
00:56:25,489 --> 00:56:26,979
- You're the man, dude.
- ThanK you.
588
00:56:27,191 --> 00:56:30,092
- You're awesome. ThanK you.
- ThanK you.
589
00:56:31,028 --> 00:56:34,156
Jesus. Well, we always have one,
don't we?
590
00:56:36,367 --> 00:56:37,891
Hi. How are you?
591
00:56:40,871 --> 00:56:42,668
Do you want me to sign this?
What?
592
00:56:42,873 --> 00:56:44,306
You don't recognize her?
593
00:56:44,976 --> 00:56:47,968
- Why? Should I?
- I'm not surprised.
594
00:56:48,879 --> 00:56:50,437
TaKe a really good looK at her.
595
00:56:50,781 --> 00:56:53,841
- Oh, she's beautiful.
- She was beautiful.
596
00:56:54,485 --> 00:56:56,544
This is my daughter.
597
00:56:56,754 --> 00:56:58,244
Lynda.
598
00:57:00,291 --> 00:57:03,749
- Your monster Killed her.
- Whoa, whoa, wait.
599
00:57:04,328 --> 00:57:06,922
- He butchered her.
- You have my deepest sympathy.
600
00:57:07,131 --> 00:57:09,599
Do I have your deepest sympathy,
you fucKing pig?
601
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:11,199
- I'm truly sorry.
- You Killer.
602
00:57:11,402 --> 00:57:13,131
- No, I didn't Kill anyone.
- You Killer!
603
00:57:13,337 --> 00:57:15,464
All right, just calm down.
It's all right.
604
00:57:15,673 --> 00:57:17,538
You butchered my baby. BacK up!
605
00:57:18,075 --> 00:57:19,372
You butchered my baby!
606
00:57:19,577 --> 00:57:21,875
- Can we get somebody-?
- I'm gonna get you, Loomis.
607
00:57:22,079 --> 00:57:24,479
Get your hands off me.
Get your goddamn hands off me!
608
00:57:24,682 --> 00:57:27,207
It's all right. Everyone,
just calm down. Calm down.
609
00:57:27,418 --> 00:57:29,648
- All right, I'm fine.
- Everything's under control.
610
00:57:29,854 --> 00:57:31,287
- Son of a bitch!
- He's got a gun!
611
00:57:31,489 --> 00:57:33,116
- I'm gonna Kill you, Loomis!
- Jesus.
612
00:57:33,324 --> 00:57:35,155
I'm gonna Kill you, goddamn it!
613
00:57:34,767 --> 00:57:37,361
I mean, the police said
that it wasn't even loaded, so-
614
00:57:37,569 --> 00:57:40,333
Oh, I feel so much better.
615
00:57:42,672 --> 00:57:44,640
All part of the job, I suppose.
616
00:57:44,841 --> 00:57:47,901
Spoon-feeding drivel
to the masses.
617
00:57:48,512 --> 00:57:50,480
Comes with its own bloody price,
doesn't it?
618
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:52,147
If you say so.
619
00:57:55,152 --> 00:57:57,017
Just what is that tone,
Miss McDonald?
620
00:57:57,220 --> 00:57:59,381
Do you thinK I'm crossing the line
or something?
621
00:57:59,589 --> 00:58:02,990
I mean, do please feel free
to voice your opinion.
622
00:58:04,528 --> 00:58:06,120
Well, off the record, yes.
623
00:58:06,329 --> 00:58:08,991
Yes, actually, I thinK this booK
crosses quite a few lines.
624
00:58:10,333 --> 00:58:13,097
These are people's lives
you're toying with.
625
00:58:13,303 --> 00:58:16,033
There's gonna be
serious repercussions.
626
00:58:22,446 --> 00:58:23,970
FucK.
627
00:58:24,481 --> 00:58:26,244
FucK!
628
00:58:26,450 --> 00:58:28,418
FucK! FucK!
629
00:58:28,618 --> 00:58:30,518
FucK you, motherfucKer!
630
00:58:31,421 --> 00:58:33,048
FucK!
631
00:58:34,991 --> 00:58:37,084
FucK!
632
00:58:46,303 --> 00:58:47,395
FucKer!
633
00:59:04,454 --> 00:59:05,944
Laurie?
634
00:59:07,457 --> 00:59:10,051
Hey. Hey!
635
00:59:13,530 --> 00:59:15,191
What is-?
Hey, where are you going?
636
00:59:15,398 --> 00:59:17,093
I'm getting the fucK out of here.
637
00:59:17,300 --> 00:59:20,133
Wait, hey! Listen, my dad called.
He was trying to find you.
638
00:59:20,337 --> 00:59:21,565
Yeah, I bet he was.
639
00:59:21,771 --> 00:59:23,432
Tell me you didn't Know, please!
640
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:25,267
- Tell me you didn't Know.
- Know what?
641
00:59:25,475 --> 00:59:28,967
FucK it. I mean, daddy's
little princess Knows all, right?
642
00:59:29,179 --> 00:59:30,510
What are you talKing about?
643
00:59:30,714 --> 00:59:32,909
Hey, stop. Calm down. LooK at me.
644
00:59:33,116 --> 00:59:34,276
What is going on?
645
00:59:34,484 --> 00:59:37,351
Let me just call my dad, oKay?
We can talK to him.
646
00:59:37,554 --> 00:59:39,613
You Know what?
I have a message for your dad.
647
00:59:39,823 --> 00:59:43,520
Tell him that Angel says
"fucK you"!
648
00:59:43,860 --> 00:59:45,885
Who is Angel? Laurie!
649
00:59:49,199 --> 00:59:51,531
Hey, fucKing asshole!
650
00:59:51,735 --> 00:59:53,066
FucK you!
651
00:59:53,270 --> 00:59:54,703
Hey, sweetie, did you find her?
652
00:59:54,905 --> 00:59:59,103
Yes. She ran in and she ran out
screaming some shit about:
653
00:59:59,309 --> 01:00:01,504
"Tell your dad that Angel
says 'fucK you. "'
654
01:00:01,711 --> 01:00:03,372
Who the fuck is Angel?
655
01:00:04,281 --> 01:00:06,511
FucK, fucK, fucK.
656
01:00:09,453 --> 01:00:12,354
I want you to head to my house
and Keep an eye on Annie for me.
657
01:00:12,556 --> 01:00:15,047
Oh, boss, last year she tried
to KicK me in the nuts.
658
01:00:15,259 --> 01:00:16,692
You Know she's not gonna liKe this.
659
01:00:15,394 --> 01:00:16,554
Don't care what she liKes.
660
01:00:16,762 --> 01:00:19,162
Now head over to my place
and if she KicKs you out...
661
01:00:19,365 --> 01:00:21,799
...you just sit outside with a shotgun
on your lap...
662
01:00:22,001 --> 01:00:24,902
- ... liKe you did last year, all right?
- Yes.
663
01:00:39,352 --> 01:00:42,287
LooK, can I crash here tonight,
please?
664
01:00:42,488 --> 01:00:44,115
Yeah, oKay.
665
01:00:46,826 --> 01:00:49,852
LooK, I just found
something out that's Kind of...
666
01:00:50,063 --> 01:00:52,429
...freaKing me the fucK out.
667
01:00:52,932 --> 01:00:54,763
OKay. What is it?
668
01:00:55,702 --> 01:00:57,795
I went into this booKstore...
669
01:00:58,004 --> 01:00:59,972
...and I got this booK and...
670
01:01:00,173 --> 01:01:04,007
- ... inside there's a bunch of pictures-
- ChecK me out, man.
671
01:01:04,210 --> 01:01:06,474
FucKing sicK, huh?
672
01:01:06,679 --> 01:01:11,116
I'm a chicK dressing up as a dude
who wants to be a chicK.
673
01:01:11,517 --> 01:01:14,008
- Shut up.
- What? Who died?
674
01:01:16,389 --> 01:01:18,414
Shit, baby,
did somebody really die?
675
01:01:19,926 --> 01:01:22,087
I'm not me.
676
01:01:23,062 --> 01:01:27,328
I'm not me. Do you understand
what the fucK I'm saying?
677
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:29,529
Not really.
678
01:01:31,304 --> 01:01:32,931
Who are you then?
679
01:01:34,574 --> 01:01:36,838
I'm Angel Myers.
680
01:01:38,077 --> 01:01:40,545
Michael Myers' sister.
681
01:01:41,714 --> 01:01:44,012
All right, even I wouldn't
fucKing touch that joKe.
682
01:01:44,217 --> 01:01:46,151
You can't Kid around about that shit.
683
01:01:46,352 --> 01:01:49,685
- You're such a good little actress-
- I am not fucKing joKing!
684
01:01:50,089 --> 01:01:52,683
All right, if you fucKing thinK I'm lying,
looK at this.
685
01:01:52,925 --> 01:01:54,187
All right? LooK.
686
01:01:54,394 --> 01:01:56,385
There's me, Angel Myers.
687
01:01:56,596 --> 01:01:59,759
And here's my fucKed-up life.
688
01:02:01,601 --> 01:02:03,068
FucK.
689
01:02:04,037 --> 01:02:05,299
Maybe it's a mistaKe.
690
01:02:09,175 --> 01:02:11,302
Holy shit, dude.
691
01:02:11,544 --> 01:02:13,011
This is fucKing insane.
692
01:02:12,712 --> 01:02:15,510
Our next guest gained infamy
as a psychologist...
693
01:02:15,715 --> 01:02:17,649
...for America's leading serial Killer.
694
01:02:17,851 --> 01:02:20,081
"Leading serial Killer"?
The most notorious.
695
01:02:20,287 --> 01:02:22,084
"Leading"?
He's number one in his field.
696
01:02:22,289 --> 01:02:25,019
Anyway, his new booK is called
The Devil Walks Among Us...
697
01:02:25,225 --> 01:02:27,716
...is available somewhere.
Welcome Dr. Samuel Loomis.
698
01:02:29,996 --> 01:02:31,861
- Dr. Loomis.
- Hi, David. How are you?
699
01:02:32,065 --> 01:02:33,692
- Have a seat.
- Hi, everyone.
700
01:02:33,900 --> 01:02:36,391
ThanK you. ThanK you. Very nice.
701
01:02:36,636 --> 01:02:38,763
- Mr. Weird, how are you?
- Al's good.
702
01:02:38,972 --> 01:02:40,439
Great.
703
01:02:41,708 --> 01:02:44,404
Now, you've been criticized
and in some circles...
704
01:02:44,611 --> 01:02:47,944
...outright accused of profiteering
off the misery of others.
705
01:02:48,148 --> 01:02:50,844
I mean, how do you even
respond to that criticism?
706
01:02:51,051 --> 01:02:53,519
Well, you Know, I thinK that's
completely unfounded.
707
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:55,745
I always get permission
when I do the parody.
708
01:02:55,956 --> 01:02:57,651
No, Al, I was talKing to Loomis.
709
01:02:57,858 --> 01:02:59,223
Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead.
710
01:02:59,426 --> 01:03:01,986
No, no, no, please.
It was fascinating, your answer.
711
01:03:02,195 --> 01:03:04,425
- Your turn. I'm done.
- If you've got something...
712
01:03:06,366 --> 01:03:09,199
Actually, I taKe great issue
with that statement.
713
01:03:09,402 --> 01:03:14,305
Besides, I might say that I've endured
quite a lot of misery of my own...
714
01:03:14,507 --> 01:03:16,941
...in order to tell this story.
715
01:03:17,143 --> 01:03:19,407
Yeah, everyone feels
real bad for you except-
716
01:03:19,613 --> 01:03:22,741
I have never ever been
so humiliated in all my life!
717
01:03:22,949 --> 01:03:25,417
- You were fantastic. Trust me.
- Nonsense!
718
01:03:25,619 --> 01:03:26,950
- Good night. ThanK you.
- ThanK you.
719
01:03:45,071 --> 01:03:46,504
- TricK or treat.
- Here you go.
720
01:03:46,706 --> 01:03:48,799
- ThanK you.
- ThanK you.
721
01:04:00,587 --> 01:04:03,317
Are you a giant?
722
01:04:04,824 --> 01:04:06,758
Can we be friends?
723
01:04:09,930 --> 01:04:13,024
MarK, come on.
Don't talK to strangers.
724
01:04:13,233 --> 01:04:14,359
Bye.
725
01:04:18,605 --> 01:04:21,699
I wanna party. I've spent
my whole fucking life being good...
726
01:04:21,908 --> 01:04:23,500
...and look where it's gotten me.
727
01:04:23,710 --> 01:04:25,837
FucKing nowhere.
728
01:04:27,681 --> 01:04:29,444
FucK it, you guys.
729
01:04:30,016 --> 01:04:31,813
Are you guys with me or not?
730
01:04:32,986 --> 01:04:35,682
I just- I thinK that
we should stay bacK.
731
01:04:35,889 --> 01:04:37,686
I mean, what you need
is a mellow night.
732
01:04:37,891 --> 01:04:40,883
- No, I don't.
- Yeah, definitely. We can just...
733
01:04:41,094 --> 01:04:42,493
...watch TV or something.
734
01:04:42,696 --> 01:04:44,630
Yeah, liKe, order some food...
735
01:04:44,831 --> 01:04:46,890
...and figure all this shit out.
736
01:04:47,100 --> 01:04:49,500
I want...
737
01:04:50,737 --> 01:04:52,295
...to go party!
738
01:04:53,273 --> 01:04:57,471
I wanna fucKing get drunK.
I don't fucKing care anymore.
739
01:04:57,944 --> 01:05:01,903
I want to fucKing party!
740
01:05:02,549 --> 01:05:05,074
- I wanna party.
- Well, you Know me. I'm totally in.
741
01:05:05,285 --> 01:05:06,752
Come on, she wants to party.
742
01:05:06,953 --> 01:05:08,352
- Please?
- Oh, please?
743
01:05:08,555 --> 01:05:11,752
Come on. Come on, boo-boo,
please?
744
01:05:11,958 --> 01:05:14,586
All right, all right, all right. Fine.
745
01:05:15,428 --> 01:05:18,363
- Has to be a chill night, though.
- OKay, a chill night.
746
01:06:09,573 --> 01:06:12,974
What the fucK? Andy, are you seriously
planning on standing here all night?
747
01:06:13,210 --> 01:06:15,542
- This is ridiculous.
- Hey, I just do what the boss tells me.
748
01:06:15,746 --> 01:06:17,304
Well, I'm the boss of the boss...
749
01:06:17,514 --> 01:06:20,972
...and I say move your shitbox
over there, KojaK. OKay?
750
01:06:21,184 --> 01:06:24,085
Don't maKe a federal case out of it.
Turn off the damn gumballs.
751
01:06:24,288 --> 01:06:26,051
I'll do what I gotta do.
752
01:06:26,256 --> 01:06:29,054
What the fucK are you
gonna do, jacKhole?
753
01:06:29,878 --> 01:06:35,214
Let's go. Captain Clegg
and the Night Creatures.
754
01:06:39,959 --> 01:06:41,358
Yeah!
755
01:07:01,747 --> 01:07:03,339
- Do you liKe my outfit?
- I do, I do.
756
01:07:03,548 --> 01:07:05,516
What are you supposed to be?
A sexy vampire?
757
01:07:05,717 --> 01:07:09,676
I'm a chicK who's dressing up
as a dude who wants to be a chicK.
758
01:07:09,888 --> 01:07:12,186
But you are a chicK, though, right?
759
01:07:12,390 --> 01:07:14,017
- Watch your step.
- Put your hands...
760
01:07:14,226 --> 01:07:16,456
...down my pants
and find out, Wolfman.
761
01:07:16,661 --> 01:07:19,858
At this point I don't really care.
But seriously, you have a vagina?
762
01:07:22,033 --> 01:07:24,763
- You're so cute.
- You're gonna liKe my van, though.
763
01:07:24,970 --> 01:07:26,528
- You got a fucKing van?
- Yeah.
764
01:07:26,738 --> 01:07:29,036
It's got some drinKs in there.
They're roofie-free, I swear.
765
01:07:31,356 --> 01:07:32,880
The Shaggin' Wagon.
766
01:07:33,091 --> 01:07:35,218
It's a worK of art. I liKe her-
767
01:07:40,498 --> 01:07:44,332
What's the difference between
a jacK-o'- lantern and a blond?
768
01:07:44,535 --> 01:07:45,729
What?
769
01:07:45,937 --> 01:07:47,529
There is no difference.
770
01:07:47,739 --> 01:07:52,574
They both have a blanK expression
and they're hollow inside.
771
01:07:56,180 --> 01:07:59,513
I liKe them, you Know what I mean?
You shut the lights off, they glow.
772
01:07:59,717 --> 01:08:01,708
The ladies seem to liKe it.
773
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:04,151
Yeah? The ladies love it?
774
01:08:05,223 --> 01:08:06,747
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
775
01:08:06,958 --> 01:08:09,324
- You get laid a lot?
- I get a good amount.
776
01:08:09,303 --> 01:08:11,328
Hey, Gianova, do the tricK.
777
01:08:11,539 --> 01:08:13,302
Watch this.
778
01:08:17,444 --> 01:08:18,411
I love it.
779
01:08:19,574 --> 01:08:22,566
- TalKing's not worKing, oKay?
- I'll shut up.
780
01:08:23,811 --> 01:08:25,711
I'm gonna shut up.
781
01:08:32,687 --> 01:08:36,680
OKay, looK. Time out, time out.
I'll be right bacK.
782
01:08:36,891 --> 01:08:39,325
- I'll be right bacK. One second.
- Where are you going?
783
01:08:39,527 --> 01:08:42,724
I gotta taKe a piss. I'll be right bacK.
Don't go anywhere.
784
01:08:42,930 --> 01:08:44,864
So who says I wasn't
into the water sports?
785
01:08:45,066 --> 01:08:46,090
A little golden shower.
786
01:08:46,300 --> 01:08:50,031
That's gross. You're a trip.
I'll be right bacK. I'll be right bacK.
787
01:08:51,272 --> 01:08:52,261
Hurry the fucK up.
788
01:08:53,874 --> 01:08:55,842
FucKing hurry up, dude.
789
01:09:33,247 --> 01:09:34,475
Oh, my God.
790
01:09:34,749 --> 01:09:37,217
No! No! No!
791
01:09:37,885 --> 01:09:39,716
Oh, my God. No!
792
01:10:13,287 --> 01:10:16,349
Welcome Dr. Samuel Loomis.
793
01:10:17,224 --> 01:10:18,589
Thank you, thank you.
794
01:10:21,228 --> 01:10:24,026
Dr. Donald Faber, who's
a noted abnormal psychologist-
795
01:10:24,231 --> 01:10:25,528
He's not noted.
796
01:10:25,733 --> 01:10:28,634
He says, "Nothing more
than a bloody horror show...
797
01:10:28,836 --> 01:10:32,272
...showcasing Dr. Loomis'
own self-inflated ego...
798
01:10:32,473 --> 01:10:34,668
...and never-ending quest
for fame and fortune. "
799
01:10:34,875 --> 01:10:37,309
- Put that in your scrapbook.
- How do you swallow that?
800
01:10:37,511 --> 01:10:39,103
Snap!
801
01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:41,539
You got snapped on by Weird Al.
802
01:10:42,516 --> 01:10:47,249
If I'd survived a shark attack, you'd
be gushing over every gory detail.
803
01:10:47,455 --> 01:10:50,015
- Begging me to show the teeth marks.
- God, no. Horrendous.
804
01:10:50,224 --> 01:10:53,955
Are you telling me there's no difference
between Michael Myers and a shark?
805
01:10:54,161 --> 01:10:57,289
Of course there is.
Good God, don't be ridiculous.
806
01:10:57,498 --> 01:11:00,956
I'm a little confused. Are we talking
about the Austin Powers Mike Myers...
807
01:11:01,168 --> 01:11:03,932
- ... or is this-?
- It's over.
808
01:11:08,757 --> 01:11:10,156
Mya!
809
01:11:16,464 --> 01:11:17,931
LooKing for me?
810
01:11:18,133 --> 01:11:20,795
Do you Know where Mya is?
811
01:11:44,058 --> 01:11:45,821
What do you want from me?
812
01:11:47,629 --> 01:11:49,995
It's almost time
to come home, Angel.
813
01:11:51,399 --> 01:11:53,264
Is she ready?
814
01:11:53,468 --> 01:11:55,060
Soon.
815
01:12:07,482 --> 01:12:08,471
Laurie, Laurie.
816
01:12:08,683 --> 01:12:10,446
Hey, hey! It's me, it's Mya.
817
01:12:11,719 --> 01:12:13,186
- Come on.
- Oh, fucK.
818
01:12:17,492 --> 01:12:20,950
Step. Steppity-steppity-step.
819
01:12:22,997 --> 01:12:25,090
Hey, I so wanna go bacK in.
820
01:12:25,300 --> 01:12:26,927
- And I wanna-
- No, no, no.
821
01:12:27,135 --> 01:12:28,466
- No. We're going home.
- Hey.
822
01:12:28,670 --> 01:12:30,103
Where's Harley?
823
01:12:30,305 --> 01:12:31,397
I don't Know.
824
01:12:31,606 --> 01:12:33,301
- See, we need to go bacK in and-
- No.
825
01:12:33,508 --> 01:12:36,272
She went to go hang out with
some dude liKe she always does.
826
01:12:36,477 --> 01:12:37,671
She'll find her way home.
827
01:12:50,458 --> 01:12:51,516
Hello?
828
01:12:52,226 --> 01:12:53,659
Hey, sweetie.
829
01:12:53,861 --> 01:12:57,024
Seriously, Dad. Please stop calling.
830
01:12:57,231 --> 01:12:58,220
- OKay?
- Okay.
831
01:13:10,611 --> 01:13:13,079
I Know you love me.
832
01:13:13,280 --> 01:13:15,043
Oh, God. I love you too.
833
01:15:24,945 --> 01:15:27,470
I'm glad you decided to come home.
834
01:15:28,449 --> 01:15:32,510
Running away never solves anything.
Trust me, I've tried.
835
01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:36,451
I'm sure they have their reasons
for not telling me.
836
01:15:36,657 --> 01:15:38,557
Figure it out in the morning.
837
01:15:42,329 --> 01:15:43,921
Hey, world!
838
01:15:44,131 --> 01:15:45,655
Guess what.
839
01:15:45,900 --> 01:15:48,596
I'm Michael Myers' sister!
840
01:15:48,802 --> 01:15:51,703
I'm so fucKed!
841
01:15:53,674 --> 01:15:56,074
What am I gonna do, dude?
842
01:15:56,577 --> 01:15:58,807
Just taKe it one day at a time.
843
01:15:59,480 --> 01:16:02,677
One day at a time.
844
01:16:02,883 --> 01:16:06,478
- Annie was right.
- Maybe she's a genius.
845
01:16:07,087 --> 01:16:09,317
Home sweet home.
846
01:16:24,388 --> 01:16:26,288
My head.
847
01:16:33,764 --> 01:16:35,823
What the fucK?
848
01:16:38,235 --> 01:16:39,463
Annie?
849
01:16:46,844 --> 01:16:48,072
Annie?
850
01:16:50,815 --> 01:16:51,804
Annie?
851
01:16:53,651 --> 01:16:54,640
Annie?
852
01:16:56,620 --> 01:16:58,485
No, please.
853
01:17:03,494 --> 01:17:05,121
Now go have some fun.
854
01:17:06,030 --> 01:17:07,088
OKay.
855
01:17:07,465 --> 01:17:09,194
Annie?
856
01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:11,828
Annie!
857
01:17:12,403 --> 01:17:14,633
- No, baby!
- Oh, my God!
858
01:17:14,839 --> 01:17:16,306
Oh, my God!
859
01:17:17,208 --> 01:17:18,402
Mya, Mya, Mya!
860
01:17:18,609 --> 01:17:19,837
I need you to calm down.
861
01:17:20,044 --> 01:17:23,673
I need you to call 911. Please?
I need you to call 911.
862
01:17:23,881 --> 01:17:25,348
Go! Go!
863
01:17:27,118 --> 01:17:29,052
Oh, my God! Annie!
864
01:17:30,221 --> 01:17:32,416
Oh, my God, baby.
865
01:17:32,656 --> 01:17:33,680
FucK.
866
01:17:41,298 --> 01:17:43,163
Baby.
867
01:17:43,968 --> 01:17:45,629
Oh, my God.
868
01:17:45,836 --> 01:17:47,861
There's a girl in the-
869
01:17:48,072 --> 01:17:49,096
She's upstairs, she's-
870
01:17:49,306 --> 01:17:52,707
I don't Know if she's oKay. She may be
dead, but there's blood everywhere.
871
01:17:52,910 --> 01:17:55,743
Stay with me.
Please stay with me. Please.
872
01:17:55,946 --> 01:17:57,573
Please, I need you, oKay?
873
01:17:57,782 --> 01:17:59,807
Oh, my God.
874
01:18:00,017 --> 01:18:02,178
Oh, my God, I need you so much.
875
01:18:02,386 --> 01:18:03,683
Baby, I'm so sorry.
876
01:18:03,954 --> 01:18:05,512
Mya, hurry!
877
01:18:05,723 --> 01:18:08,157
I don't Know. I'm on Cherrywood Road,
I'm not at home.
878
01:18:08,359 --> 01:18:10,384
I'm at- Maybe it's avenue- Hold on.
879
01:18:10,594 --> 01:18:13,188
Stay on the line.
It's Cherrywood, I Know that.
880
01:18:13,631 --> 01:18:17,362
It's- We're at 1-5-
We're at 15 Cherry-
881
01:18:21,872 --> 01:18:22,861
Mya?
882
01:18:33,517 --> 01:18:34,984
Mya, what's happening?!
883
01:18:55,072 --> 01:18:57,336
It is him. Please go.
884
01:18:58,375 --> 01:18:59,501
I'm not leaving you.
885
01:18:59,710 --> 01:19:01,075
Baby, I'm gonna put you down.
886
01:19:01,278 --> 01:19:02,643
- No.
- I'm gonna put you down.
887
01:19:02,913 --> 01:19:04,710
No.
888
01:19:05,916 --> 01:19:07,474
OKay.
889
01:19:08,686 --> 01:19:10,779
OKay. Hold on, baby, hold on.
890
01:19:11,722 --> 01:19:14,555
You Know, Annie's gonna smell this
on my clothes and Kill me.
891
01:19:15,125 --> 01:19:16,524
Sheriff BracKett.
892
01:19:16,727 --> 01:19:18,217
I just got a 911 phone call.
893
01:19:18,562 --> 01:19:22,020
- So did you dispatch?
- Yes, sir, I did.
894
01:19:22,233 --> 01:19:24,633
- So why are you telling me about it?
- Because, sir...
895
01:19:24,835 --> 01:19:27,235
...the phone call
came from your house.
896
01:19:28,539 --> 01:19:30,598
- No.
- Please, baby, please.
897
01:19:30,808 --> 01:19:33,470
- I'm gonna stay right here.
- It's oKay.
898
01:19:33,677 --> 01:19:35,269
No, baby, no. I'm not leaving you.
899
01:19:35,479 --> 01:19:38,812
- It's oKay. Go.
- No, I'm not gonna leave you.
900
01:19:39,016 --> 01:19:40,313
Baby? Baby?
901
01:19:40,518 --> 01:19:42,816
Baby? Annie?
902
01:19:43,420 --> 01:19:45,388
Annie? Stay with me.
903
01:19:45,589 --> 01:19:49,047
Stay with me. Stay with me, baby.
Stay with me, oKay?
904
01:19:49,260 --> 01:19:52,229
You gotta stay with me. You gotta.
905
01:19:52,429 --> 01:19:55,421
Annie, stay with me.
906
01:19:58,235 --> 01:20:00,066
Annie?
907
01:20:00,905 --> 01:20:03,533
Annie? Annie?
908
01:20:15,152 --> 01:20:16,710
Annie?
909
01:20:29,867 --> 01:20:32,927
Don't leave me, baby.
910
01:20:48,886 --> 01:20:49,853
Annie.
911
01:21:46,343 --> 01:21:48,607
You don't wanna go in there.
Let me handle this.
912
01:21:48,812 --> 01:21:50,677
Where is she?
913
01:21:50,881 --> 01:21:53,008
You don't wanna go in there, sheriff.
914
01:21:56,254 --> 01:21:57,744
No.
915
01:23:20,308 --> 01:23:21,866
Stop!
916
01:23:22,077 --> 01:23:23,874
Stop, please!
917
01:23:24,079 --> 01:23:26,138
Please stop!
918
01:23:26,347 --> 01:23:28,508
Stop! Please!
919
01:23:28,716 --> 01:23:30,047
Stop!
920
01:23:32,954 --> 01:23:36,617
Please! Please stop!
921
01:23:37,058 --> 01:23:38,457
Stop, please!
922
01:23:38,660 --> 01:23:40,252
Stop!
923
01:23:42,764 --> 01:23:44,493
Stop!
924
01:23:57,445 --> 01:23:58,969
Stop.
925
01:23:59,380 --> 01:24:02,577
Please stop. Stop, please.
926
01:24:04,919 --> 01:24:06,682
Stop.
927
01:24:08,857 --> 01:24:10,415
Hey.
928
01:24:10,959 --> 01:24:12,483
Hey.
929
01:24:13,094 --> 01:24:15,187
- Are you oKay?
- He's coming. Please.
930
01:24:15,396 --> 01:24:17,626
- He's coming. He's coming.
- No one's coming.
931
01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:20,092
- It's oKay.
- He's gonna Kill me.
932
01:24:20,301 --> 01:24:21,666
- Please!
- It's oKay.
933
01:24:21,870 --> 01:24:23,303
I gotta taKe you to a hospital.
934
01:24:23,505 --> 01:24:25,837
We're gonna go to a hospital
and everything's oKay.
935
01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:28,668
It's oKay. It's oKay.
936
01:24:29,244 --> 01:24:30,905
- Hurry.
- It's oKay.
937
01:24:31,112 --> 01:24:34,445
It's oKay. It's oKay. It's oKay.
938
01:24:34,649 --> 01:24:37,243
You're all right. You're all right.
It's oKay.
939
01:26:16,150 --> 01:26:17,640
Chief.
940
01:26:18,186 --> 01:26:20,051
We got another body
up on Eagle Road.
941
01:26:20,455 --> 01:26:22,286
We got a witness.
942
01:26:22,490 --> 01:26:26,483
She saw a large man carrying a girl
away from a crash.
943
01:26:26,694 --> 01:26:30,061
The state police believe the perp
is barricaded inside of a shacK...
944
01:26:30,265 --> 01:26:31,732
...just north of the crash site.
945
01:26:34,002 --> 01:26:34,991
OKay.
946
01:26:35,336 --> 01:26:36,325
Want me to handle it?
947
01:26:41,542 --> 01:26:43,942
- I thinK maybe you should drive.
- Yes, sir.
948
01:26:45,947 --> 01:26:48,245
People, roll out.
Going to Eagle Road.
949
01:26:49,017 --> 01:26:50,279
Who are you?
950
01:26:55,323 --> 01:26:56,722
You Know who I am, Angel.
951
01:26:58,626 --> 01:26:59,991
Now...
952
01:27:00,628 --> 01:27:02,459
...repeat after me:
953
01:27:03,298 --> 01:27:04,663
I love you, Mommy.
954
01:27:07,001 --> 01:27:09,367
I love you, Mommy.
955
01:27:12,440 --> 01:27:14,704
I love you, Mommy.
956
01:27:18,112 --> 01:27:20,376
I love you, Mommy.
957
01:27:21,015 --> 01:27:22,482
I love you, Mommy.
958
01:27:22,950 --> 01:27:25,180
I love you, Mommy.
959
01:27:25,453 --> 01:27:26,852
I love you, Mommy.
960
01:27:27,055 --> 01:27:30,115
Mommy, I love you! Please!
Please don't!
961
01:27:30,325 --> 01:27:33,055
Let me go! Let me go!
962
01:27:54,716 --> 01:27:56,741
You are surrounded.
963
01:27:56,984 --> 01:27:59,350
Come out with your hands up.
964
01:27:59,554 --> 01:28:03,957
- Help! Help, please!
- I repeat.
965
01:28:04,158 --> 01:28:06,092
You are surrounded.
966
01:28:06,294 --> 01:28:09,491
- Come out with your hands up.
- Don't! Please!
967
01:28:10,398 --> 01:28:13,333
- purchases today to keep that
10-year yield below 3 percent.
968
01:28:13,534 --> 01:28:18,494
That's a big issue. When stock traders
start talking about Treasury yields...
969
01:28:18,740 --> 01:28:21,300
You're an asshole.
970
01:28:21,509 --> 01:28:22,771
This is breaking news.
971
01:28:22,977 --> 01:28:25,104
This is Chopper 2.
I wanna take you below.
972
01:28:25,313 --> 01:28:29,181
This situation is just incredible. I
can't believe what I'm reporting, but...
973
01:28:29,384 --> 01:28:33,684
...a man who police believe to be
deceased serial killer Michael Myers...
974
01:28:33,888 --> 01:28:37,585
...has taken a hostage,
now identified as Laurie Strode.
975
01:28:37,792 --> 01:28:40,556
Miss Strode allegedly shot
and killed Myers herself...
976
01:28:40,762 --> 01:28:42,821
...after being abducted
on Halloween night.
977
01:28:43,030 --> 01:28:46,466
As if this story couldn't get more
twisted, it was revealed earlier today-
978
01:28:46,667 --> 01:28:48,498
God, no.
979
01:28:49,837 --> 01:28:51,828
Come out with your hands up.
980
01:28:53,408 --> 01:28:55,672
You're surrounded.
981
01:28:56,010 --> 01:28:57,568
T ell me you got a shot, Caleb.
982
01:28:57,779 --> 01:29:00,577
- No, I can't get a clean shot.
- Damn it.
983
01:29:00,782 --> 01:29:03,945
In the shacK. You're surrounded.
984
01:29:04,218 --> 01:29:06,015
There is no escape.
985
01:29:06,220 --> 01:29:08,950
Come out with your hands up.
986
01:29:10,425 --> 01:29:12,757
- Waste of fucKing time.
- Chief.
987
01:29:12,960 --> 01:29:14,427
No sniper has a clean shot.
988
01:29:14,629 --> 01:29:17,996
Hey, hey, hey! Get this vehicle out
of here. Sir, get bacK in the car.
989
01:29:18,199 --> 01:29:20,133
- Hold this.
- Sheriff!
990
01:29:21,436 --> 01:29:23,063
Sheriff.
991
01:29:26,441 --> 01:29:27,499
Get up. Get up.
992
01:29:28,910 --> 01:29:32,437
There's an innocent girl in there
I might have Kept safe...
993
01:29:32,647 --> 01:29:37,084
...but for your greedy fucKing booK.
994
01:29:37,285 --> 01:29:40,948
I wanna shoot you.
I wanna shoot you so bad.
995
01:29:41,155 --> 01:29:44,249
I wanna shoot him.
I wanna shoot him!
996
01:29:44,459 --> 01:29:46,552
- I wanna fucKing shoot him!
- Sheriff, please.
997
01:29:46,794 --> 01:29:49,558
You son of a bitch!
You don't deserve to live.
998
01:29:50,131 --> 01:29:52,156
Please, I just...
999
01:29:52,366 --> 01:29:55,096
...came here because
I wanted to help.
1000
01:29:55,837 --> 01:29:59,273
There is nothing
that you have to say...
1001
01:29:59,474 --> 01:30:00,634
...that I wanna hear.
1002
01:30:00,842 --> 01:30:02,503
Sheriff, please.
1003
01:30:02,710 --> 01:30:04,234
You must trust me.
1004
01:30:04,512 --> 01:30:06,742
LooK, this is pointless.
1005
01:30:06,948 --> 01:30:09,974
Michael's never gonna respond
to hostage negotiations.
1006
01:30:10,852 --> 01:30:12,444
Get him the fucK out of here.
1007
01:30:12,653 --> 01:30:14,245
Listen, I can draw him out.
1008
01:30:14,455 --> 01:30:16,320
I can draw him out. I need to do this.
1009
01:30:16,524 --> 01:30:18,754
- Let me do this.
- Get him the fucK out of here!
1010
01:30:18,960 --> 01:30:21,929
All right, all right!
I can walK from here, oKay.
1011
01:30:30,137 --> 01:30:31,399
Get out of there!
1012
01:30:32,473 --> 01:30:35,135
Sheriff! I owe you.
1013
01:30:35,343 --> 01:30:38,710
- I owe you this.
- Goddamn it!
1014
01:30:39,313 --> 01:30:42,373
- Stand down!
- Stand down!
1015
01:30:52,527 --> 01:30:53,994
Michael.
1016
01:30:58,099 --> 01:30:59,691
She...
1017
01:30:59,901 --> 01:31:02,369
...needs to come with me.
1018
01:31:04,539 --> 01:31:06,803
- Come on.
- I can't.
1019
01:31:07,008 --> 01:31:09,408
He's holding me down.
1020
01:31:10,077 --> 01:31:11,601
What?
1021
01:31:11,812 --> 01:31:15,475
Listen to me, Laurie.
There's no one holding you down.
1022
01:31:15,716 --> 01:31:17,308
Let me go!
1023
01:31:17,885 --> 01:31:20,445
Listen to me, Laurie, listen! Stop!
1024
01:31:20,788 --> 01:31:22,278
Let me go!
1025
01:31:22,557 --> 01:31:24,684
Listen to me!
1026
01:31:25,259 --> 01:31:26,283
Stop it!
1027
01:31:26,527 --> 01:31:30,190
- Stop! It's all in your mind.
- No! No!
1028
01:31:30,398 --> 01:31:32,696
- It's all in your mind!
- Let me go!
1029
01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:34,627
- We are ready.
- Stop!
1030
01:31:35,303 --> 01:31:36,930
- It is time, Michael.
- Stop!
1031
01:31:37,438 --> 01:31:38,735
- TaKe us home.
- Stop!
1032
01:31:39,774 --> 01:31:41,401
Stop!
1033
01:31:46,429 --> 01:31:48,488
Michael, for God in hell...
1034
01:31:49,065 --> 01:31:50,054
Die!
1035
01:31:55,805 --> 01:31:57,363
Now!
1036
01:33:35,271 --> 01:33:38,832
Hold your fire! Hold your fire!
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