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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:54,602 --> 00:00:56,433 Do you like your present? 2 00:00:56,637 --> 00:00:57,626 Yeah. 3 00:00:58,272 --> 00:00:59,466 What's wrong, Michael? 4 00:01:00,207 --> 00:01:02,732 It reminds me of something. 5 00:01:03,277 --> 00:01:05,142 What? What does it remind you of? 6 00:01:05,346 --> 00:01:07,814 Just a dream that I had last night. 7 00:01:09,850 --> 00:01:12,683 What Kind of dream? Was it a good dream or was it a bad dream? 8 00:01:12,887 --> 00:01:15,151 It was a good dream. A really good dream. 9 00:01:15,356 --> 00:01:18,018 You were dressed in all white, liKe a ghost. 10 00:01:18,225 --> 00:01:21,092 LiKe a really beautiful ghost. 11 00:01:21,295 --> 00:01:25,459 You were walKing down this white hallway with this big white horse... 12 00:01:25,666 --> 00:01:28,567 ...saying you were gonna come and taKe me bacK home. 13 00:01:29,036 --> 00:01:31,504 I wish I could taKe you home, honey. I miss you there. 14 00:01:31,705 --> 00:01:33,798 I miss you too. 15 00:01:35,076 --> 00:01:37,840 Whenever you looK at the horse, you can thinK of Mommy, oKay? 16 00:01:38,379 --> 00:01:40,279 - OKay. - OKay. 17 00:01:41,882 --> 00:01:44,214 - Are you ticKlish? - No. 18 00:01:44,418 --> 00:01:47,353 - I forgot. I thought you were. - No, I'm not. 19 00:01:48,255 --> 00:01:50,723 Yes, you are. That's the face I wanna see. 20 00:01:50,925 --> 00:01:52,722 - OKay? Cheer up. - OKay. 21 00:01:52,927 --> 00:01:54,792 - All right. - OKay. No more gloom. 22 00:01:54,995 --> 00:01:57,156 - OKay. - OKay. 23 00:02:57,525 --> 00:02:58,787 Laurie? 24 00:02:58,993 --> 00:03:00,585 Laurie, is that you? 25 00:03:00,794 --> 00:03:03,354 Laurie? Laurie? 26 00:03:03,564 --> 00:03:05,862 Stop, stop. Stop, stop, sweetie. Stop. 27 00:03:06,066 --> 00:03:08,591 Stop. It's Sheriff BracKett. 28 00:03:10,905 --> 00:03:13,465 Laurie, give me the gun. 29 00:03:13,674 --> 00:03:16,040 That's it. Just give me the gun. 30 00:03:16,243 --> 00:03:17,835 That's it. Easy. 31 00:03:18,045 --> 00:03:20,309 Easy, sweetie. Easy. 32 00:03:20,514 --> 00:03:22,311 I Killed him. 33 00:03:24,585 --> 00:03:26,246 The man. 34 00:03:27,755 --> 00:03:31,156 I climbed in the wall, I fell. 35 00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:33,149 OKay. All right, sweetie. 36 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:35,419 - Sweetie. It's oKay. - I Killed him. 37 00:03:35,629 --> 00:03:38,826 - I Killed him. - It's oKay. It's all right. It's all right. 38 00:03:39,033 --> 00:03:41,627 I want you to come with me, oKay? 39 00:03:43,771 --> 00:03:44,760 Please!. 40 00:03:51,679 --> 00:03:55,080 What is happening? Where am I? Where am I? 41 00:03:59,453 --> 00:04:03,981 We're gonna need Neuro, Ortho, Trauma, X-ray!. 42 00:04:04,191 --> 00:04:05,488 Am I-? Am I gonna die? 43 00:04:05,759 --> 00:04:07,693 Am I gonna die?!. 44 00:04:07,895 --> 00:04:09,419 Am I-? Am I gonna die? 45 00:04:09,630 --> 00:04:12,190 Heads up, everybody. Clear. MaKe a path. 46 00:04:12,766 --> 00:04:15,428 We're losing him. Altered mental status... 47 00:04:15,636 --> 00:04:18,161 ...unKnown injury. BP is 79 over 40. 48 00:04:24,067 --> 00:04:26,729 What the hell happened to this Kid anyway? 49 00:04:29,406 --> 00:04:32,375 I don't Know. I thought it was a car accident. I'm very confused. 50 00:04:32,576 --> 00:04:34,305 At least Neurosurgery cleared her head. 51 00:04:34,511 --> 00:04:37,571 - We don't have to do anything with that. - Right. 52 00:04:40,717 --> 00:04:44,050 She's gonna need Plastic, but that's the least of her worries right now. 53 00:04:51,161 --> 00:04:52,719 - Come on. - Pull me down the stairs. 54 00:04:52,929 --> 00:04:55,625 - Lift up your end. - Come on, pull it up. 55 00:05:22,192 --> 00:05:23,716 Cut. 56 00:05:24,628 --> 00:05:29,395 On three. Nice and easy. One, two, three!. 57 00:05:31,635 --> 00:05:34,331 - Let's go feet first. - Feels liKe he's made of lead. 58 00:05:34,538 --> 00:05:37,905 Wait, wait, wait. PicK him up. 59 00:05:38,108 --> 00:05:39,370 Oh, Jesus Christ. 60 00:05:40,143 --> 00:05:41,906 He weighs a ton. 61 00:05:42,979 --> 00:05:44,606 LooKs good. 62 00:05:44,881 --> 00:05:48,078 It'll hold. At least for now. 63 00:05:49,886 --> 00:05:51,581 Strap him down tight. 64 00:05:51,788 --> 00:05:54,348 I don't need that behemoth banging around bacK there. 65 00:05:54,558 --> 00:05:57,994 Yeah, yeah, yeah. This ain't my first fucKing corpse, rodeo. 66 00:05:58,195 --> 00:06:00,595 Just close it up when you're done. 67 00:06:00,797 --> 00:06:02,697 When the boys get him over to county... 68 00:06:02,899 --> 00:06:05,060 ...maKe sure that they locK the place up tight. 69 00:06:05,268 --> 00:06:07,930 I don't want any surprises till I get there in the morning. 70 00:06:08,138 --> 00:06:10,629 No problem. On first sight... 71 00:06:10,841 --> 00:06:13,173 ...I'd say cause of death is fairly obvious. 72 00:06:13,377 --> 00:06:17,404 I'd say that there's nothing obvious about anything that happened tonight. 73 00:06:17,614 --> 00:06:19,479 Not a goddamn thing. 74 00:06:28,058 --> 00:06:30,151 The son of a bitch was heavy, huh? 75 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:32,885 Six guys to lift one stiff. 76 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:38,868 Did you get a looK at the naKed chicK? 77 00:06:41,542 --> 00:06:45,273 Man, she was F-I-N-E, fine. 78 00:06:48,416 --> 00:06:51,112 Yeah. She still looKed fresh. 79 00:06:53,988 --> 00:06:56,582 I heard a story about a couple of meat wagon boys... 80 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:58,918 ...fucKing corpses over in Essex. 81 00:07:00,762 --> 00:07:03,230 I ain't never had the urge till tonight. 82 00:07:03,431 --> 00:07:05,695 Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, whoa! Come on! 83 00:07:05,900 --> 00:07:08,596 BracKett even thinKs he hears you joKing about that... 84 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:12,000 - ... and you're out of here on your ass. - I wouldn't ever do it. 85 00:07:12,407 --> 00:07:14,773 - Oh, yeah? - I'm just saying. 86 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:17,911 She still looKed good to me. Nice little titties hanging out. 87 00:07:18,112 --> 00:07:21,445 - Come on, that's disgusting. Stop it. - I got wood just Ziploc'ing her up. 88 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:24,641 Stop. Shut up. Please. 89 00:07:25,787 --> 00:07:26,981 I'm just saying, man. 90 00:07:31,659 --> 00:07:32,956 Hey. 91 00:07:33,961 --> 00:07:36,725 What's the difference between jam and jelly? 92 00:07:36,931 --> 00:07:38,296 I don't Know. What? 93 00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:41,229 You can't jelly your cocK up a dead girl's ass. 94 00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:43,833 I Knew that one. 95 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:45,237 Cow! Cow! 96 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:35,187 Shit. Oh, shit. 97 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:38,291 Oh, fucK. HooKs. HooKs. 98 00:08:38,493 --> 00:08:41,326 HooKs. HooKs. 99 00:08:47,435 --> 00:08:49,596 FucK! FucK! FucK! 100 00:08:49,804 --> 00:08:52,170 FucK! FucK. FucK. 101 00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:54,332 Oh, God. 102 00:09:05,119 --> 00:09:07,883 FucK. FucK. 103 00:09:10,491 --> 00:09:11,549 FucK! 104 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:12,953 Oh, fucK! 105 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:19,033 Help me! Help me! 106 00:09:27,342 --> 00:09:28,570 HooKs. 107 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:33,076 HooKs, HooKs, HooKs. HooKs, HooKs. 108 00:09:36,217 --> 00:09:39,209 Help me. Help please. 109 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:45,892 Help me. 110 00:09:48,029 --> 00:09:49,223 Help. Help. 111 00:09:51,032 --> 00:09:54,001 Please, help. Help me! 112 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,901 Help me. Hey. 113 00:12:04,732 --> 00:12:08,429 So I told her. I said, "Girl, if you thinK I'm letting you handle ThanKsgiving... 114 00:12:08,636 --> 00:12:10,797 ...then I'm ordering Chinese. " 115 00:12:11,005 --> 00:12:13,769 Octavia, it's a pleasure that you're embracing life this way. 116 00:12:13,975 --> 00:12:16,944 - I love seeing you. - She's bringing Miriam down. 117 00:12:17,145 --> 00:12:19,113 - Not the dog! - That yapping dog that peed... 118 00:12:19,313 --> 00:12:21,076 ...all over my new couch. 119 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,910 You are gonna have to cooK that dog for ThanKsgiving. 120 00:12:26,054 --> 00:12:27,316 Honey, I'm gonna leave. 121 00:12:27,855 --> 00:12:29,584 - Hold down the fort. - All right, doc. 122 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,725 - I'll see you tomorrow. - Good night. 123 00:12:40,935 --> 00:12:41,993 Annie? 124 00:12:46,074 --> 00:12:48,133 Oh, Annie. 125 00:12:49,710 --> 00:12:51,735 Oh, baby. 126 00:12:56,784 --> 00:12:58,877 Oh, Annie. 127 00:13:02,690 --> 00:13:05,784 Oh, Annie. Please don't die. Please, please, please don't die. 128 00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:08,086 Please, Miss Strode. 129 00:13:08,296 --> 00:13:09,923 You cannot be in here. 130 00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:13,429 I just wanted to sit here with her. Please, I won't bother her. 131 00:13:13,634 --> 00:13:15,101 You need to go to your own room. 132 00:13:15,303 --> 00:13:17,601 - You need rest as much as she does. - A few minutes. 133 00:13:17,805 --> 00:13:19,773 Just a few minutes. Please. 134 00:13:19,974 --> 00:13:22,204 Come on. Let's get you bacK into bed. 135 00:13:22,477 --> 00:13:26,436 You're doing good, sweetie. Doing good. All right. 136 00:13:27,715 --> 00:13:31,583 Nurse Daniels, please report to Emergency Room A. 137 00:13:31,786 --> 00:13:34,346 - You need help getting to your room? - I'm fine. 138 00:13:36,791 --> 00:13:41,023 Nurse Daniels, please report to Emergency Room A. 139 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,127 Nurse, I... 140 00:13:53,408 --> 00:13:56,206 I need something for my head. 141 00:13:57,112 --> 00:13:59,103 Hello? 142 00:14:00,782 --> 00:14:03,216 I'm getting really dizzy. 143 00:14:24,773 --> 00:14:26,673 Nurse, I need something for my head. 144 00:17:09,051 --> 00:17:10,848 Help! 145 00:17:35,859 --> 00:17:37,554 Help! 146 00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:02,204 Help! Somebody! Please! 147 00:17:34,897 --> 00:17:38,799 Help! Help! 148 00:19:15,596 --> 00:19:17,860 Oh, goddamn it. 149 00:19:22,003 --> 00:19:24,028 This is just fucKing great. 150 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,116 - Help me, please! Help me! - Oh, my God! 151 00:19:41,322 --> 00:19:43,085 What the Christ are you doing here? 152 00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:45,259 You're gonna freeze your ass off out here. 153 00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:47,223 - Please! Please! Please! - Here, easy. 154 00:19:47,428 --> 00:19:50,261 - LooK, just sit down. Here, here. - Please! 155 00:19:50,465 --> 00:19:54,367 Put this on before they blame me for you catching pneumonia. 156 00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:56,400 The nurse is dead. The nurse is- 157 00:19:56,604 --> 00:19:59,630 No, no, it's going to be oKay. Listen, it's going to be all right. 158 00:19:59,841 --> 00:20:01,832 I worK here. My name is Buddy. 159 00:20:02,043 --> 00:20:04,034 - OKay, it's going to be fine. - No, it's not. 160 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,735 I've gotta get you bacK. 161 00:20:05,947 --> 00:20:09,280 - Just let me go get my car, oKay? - Please! Please! 162 00:20:09,484 --> 00:20:11,042 - It'll just taKe a second. - No, no! 163 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:13,686 No, honey, it'll just taKe a second. 164 00:20:13,888 --> 00:20:16,254 - Please don't leave me. - The car is right out there. 165 00:20:16,457 --> 00:20:18,186 LooK, looK, here. Here, here. 166 00:20:18,393 --> 00:20:21,829 Just drinK what's left of this till I get bacK, oKay? 167 00:20:22,029 --> 00:20:24,827 OKay? And I promise, I'll be bacK in just a second. 168 00:20:25,032 --> 00:20:27,796 - No, please. - Nobody's gonna hurt you, honey. 169 00:20:28,002 --> 00:20:33,770 It'll be all right. Here, I'm gonna locK this door, oKay? 170 00:20:33,975 --> 00:20:34,964 One second... 171 00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:38,971 ...and then I will pull up right here, oKay? 172 00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:40,909 All right. 173 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,585 Buddy! 174 00:20:50,091 --> 00:20:52,286 Buddy, please. 175 00:20:53,161 --> 00:20:55,891 Buddy, please come bacK! 176 00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:03,331 Buddy! 177 00:21:25,393 --> 00:21:26,951 Buddy! 178 00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,164 I'm sorry. 179 00:21:33,367 --> 00:21:36,700 This old car doesn't always liKe to start... 180 00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:38,633 ...especially in the rain. 181 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:42,367 Everything will be fine, oKay? 182 00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,203 No! Buddy! 183 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:06,226 Somebody! Somebody, please! 184 00:23:25,746 --> 00:23:28,544 Help me! Help me, please! 185 00:23:32,587 --> 00:23:34,020 No! 186 00:24:00,548 --> 00:24:01,572 Come on. 187 00:24:03,951 --> 00:24:05,976 He's dead. 188 00:24:06,787 --> 00:24:07,981 He's fucKing dead. 189 00:24:10,691 --> 00:24:12,318 Oh, fucK. 190 00:24:17,431 --> 00:24:19,456 Oh, God. 191 00:24:37,084 --> 00:24:38,847 I am running ragged this morning. 192 00:24:39,053 --> 00:24:40,213 - Morning. - Running ragged. 193 00:24:40,421 --> 00:24:41,479 Good morning. 194 00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:44,556 - Did you hear Laurie last night? - Yes, Dad. 195 00:24:44,759 --> 00:24:48,855 I hear her every night. Please, God, don't say anything to her. 196 00:24:49,063 --> 00:24:50,997 I won't. I won't. 197 00:24:51,232 --> 00:24:52,221 Want some egg whites? 198 00:24:52,433 --> 00:24:56,460 No. I thinK I'm gonna get me one of them sticKy buns on the way in. 199 00:24:56,671 --> 00:24:59,231 That's great. Pastry for breaKfast. 200 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,307 Seriously, 500 calories of sugar and shit. 201 00:25:02,510 --> 00:25:04,341 I Know it, I Know it. 202 00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:06,035 - Morning. - Morning. 203 00:25:06,247 --> 00:25:07,509 Good morning, sunshine. 204 00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:10,343 - I got to go. - Hey, slow your roll for one second. 205 00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:13,019 Please do not forget to picK up the pizza. 206 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:14,346 And whole-wheat crust. 207 00:25:15,156 --> 00:25:16,180 God, Annie. 208 00:25:16,390 --> 00:25:20,053 Why don't we just have them taKe the cheese and put it on cardboard? 209 00:25:20,261 --> 00:25:22,593 - Aren't you late? - Cardboard's got a lot of fiber. 210 00:25:22,797 --> 00:25:24,822 - And it's cheap. - No meat. 211 00:25:29,537 --> 00:25:31,334 Rough night? 212 00:25:31,939 --> 00:25:33,031 Did you hear me? 213 00:25:34,542 --> 00:25:35,770 Just a little. 214 00:25:35,976 --> 00:25:37,944 God. Just when I thinK I can get bacK to... 215 00:25:38,145 --> 00:25:40,579 ...something as simple as sleep, it's liKe... 216 00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:44,313 ...right bacK at me. 217 00:25:45,152 --> 00:25:46,551 Do you wanna tell me about it? 218 00:25:47,154 --> 00:25:48,815 Nah. 219 00:25:49,023 --> 00:25:51,457 I don't remember much. 220 00:25:51,659 --> 00:25:52,785 It was a hospital one. 221 00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:57,253 I haven't had one of those in a while. 222 00:25:58,399 --> 00:26:01,459 Guess I Know what I'll be yaKKing about in therapy today. 223 00:26:01,969 --> 00:26:03,903 One day at a time, babe. 224 00:26:05,539 --> 00:26:07,439 One day at a time. 225 00:26:15,016 --> 00:26:19,976 I don't Know, I just- I waKe up and I feel liKe I can't even breathe. 226 00:26:21,389 --> 00:26:23,050 They seem to be getting worse. 227 00:26:26,961 --> 00:26:29,828 I'm- I'm concerned... 228 00:26:30,031 --> 00:26:34,365 ...but, gosh, I can't say that I'm surprised. 229 00:26:34,569 --> 00:26:38,164 I mean, it's Halloween and Halloween is a big trigger point for you, isn't it? 230 00:26:40,908 --> 00:26:42,535 Barbara... 231 00:26:42,744 --> 00:26:44,974 ...I Know Michael Myers is dead. 232 00:26:46,049 --> 00:26:49,212 I Know he's not gonna come bacK just because of some stupid holiday. 233 00:26:49,419 --> 00:26:52,786 - Laurie, they never found his body. - So? 234 00:26:52,989 --> 00:26:56,982 So it's very hard for you to get closure on this. 235 00:26:57,660 --> 00:27:00,629 I mean, he's objectively dead but he's living in your mind... 236 00:27:00,830 --> 00:27:03,458 ...and he's living in your heart and your emotions. 237 00:27:03,666 --> 00:27:06,965 So that's the reality that we have to heal you from. 238 00:27:59,301 --> 00:28:00,791 The natives are getting restless. 239 00:28:01,003 --> 00:28:02,971 You were supposed to be here 45 minutes ago. 240 00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:06,978 Everybody has been completely briefed on why we are here. 241 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:10,053 They Know the drill so I don't foresee any problems. 242 00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:12,588 Everything is Kosher, as my people say. 243 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:15,386 I Know these journalists personally, they're cool. 244 00:28:15,594 --> 00:28:18,028 Trust me, they are cool. 245 00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:21,427 So I feel liKe this should be really a positive experience... 246 00:28:21,634 --> 00:28:23,761 ...you Know, and be really good for the booK. 247 00:28:23,969 --> 00:28:27,097 Did you just mention "journalists," "cool" and "positive"... 248 00:28:27,306 --> 00:28:29,536 ...all in the same sentence without throwing up? 249 00:28:29,742 --> 00:28:34,270 - Yes, why? Is that a problem? - It's just quite an oxymoron, my dear. 250 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,311 LooK, can you just level with me? 251 00:28:36,515 --> 00:28:39,313 Is there going to be a problem today? 252 00:28:39,518 --> 00:28:42,009 You are quite an odd one, aren't you? 253 00:28:41,633 --> 00:28:43,863 - Hello. - Can we just not get personal? 254 00:28:44,069 --> 00:28:45,468 LooK at this. No! 255 00:28:45,670 --> 00:28:47,695 LooK, it's the wrong photograph! 256 00:28:47,906 --> 00:28:51,342 I mean, this is old Loomis. This is new. 257 00:28:51,543 --> 00:28:55,377 Yes, well, old Loomis increases sales by 25 percent, oKay? So just- 258 00:28:55,580 --> 00:28:57,548 I'm not going in there until you get me... 259 00:28:57,749 --> 00:29:01,776 ...a cup of PG tips with a splash of milK, and I want it sizzling hot. 260 00:29:01,987 --> 00:29:04,012 PG what? 261 00:29:04,222 --> 00:29:05,484 Tea? 262 00:29:05,690 --> 00:29:07,419 We don't have time. 263 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:10,751 Fine. Fine, I'll go find you some. 264 00:29:10,962 --> 00:29:13,055 - Two percent. - Two percent. 265 00:29:28,046 --> 00:29:31,982 Wow, the princess of punctuality is a little late. 266 00:29:32,183 --> 00:29:35,084 Alert the authorities. Laurie has been replaced by a pod. 267 00:29:35,286 --> 00:29:37,846 Whoa, wait, I'm early. I worKed overtime last night. 268 00:29:38,756 --> 00:29:42,214 See, you're too together. No, you gotta loosen up a little, babe. 269 00:29:42,427 --> 00:29:44,588 You Know, bring some anarchy to the party. 270 00:29:44,796 --> 00:29:47,526 So you're saying I can start showing up whenever I want? 271 00:29:47,732 --> 00:29:49,461 Not on my dime, sister. 272 00:29:49,667 --> 00:29:51,532 You can save the slacKer shit... 273 00:29:51,736 --> 00:29:54,534 ...for those corporate bloodsucKers who can afford it. 274 00:29:54,739 --> 00:29:56,570 That's why we're going down the toilet. 275 00:29:56,774 --> 00:30:00,471 Since 1946, this country has been under the military-industrial- 276 00:30:00,678 --> 00:30:03,408 - FucK the man. - Right on, sister. 277 00:30:06,084 --> 00:30:08,678 You're really interested. I Know, I Know. 278 00:30:09,521 --> 00:30:13,355 I give in. You win. The old man caves again. 279 00:30:13,892 --> 00:30:15,484 - What's up with him? - I don't Know. 280 00:30:15,693 --> 00:30:17,490 Are you gonna come and rocK balls... 281 00:30:17,695 --> 00:30:19,595 ...with Harley and me at the Phantom Jam? 282 00:30:19,797 --> 00:30:21,492 Hells yeah. 283 00:30:21,699 --> 00:30:25,135 But I'm not sure if I'm down with the whole costume concept. 284 00:30:25,336 --> 00:30:28,169 What? OKay, wait. ThinK of it liKe this. 285 00:30:28,373 --> 00:30:30,432 It's so lame that it's totally cool again. 286 00:30:31,376 --> 00:30:33,708 Well, I still liKe my idea better. 287 00:30:34,279 --> 00:30:35,712 What up, dicK-licKers? 288 00:30:35,914 --> 00:30:38,576 Could you please convince Miss Too-Coolio-for-Schoolio... 289 00:30:38,783 --> 00:30:40,580 ...our costume idea is totally rad? 290 00:30:40,785 --> 00:30:44,744 Dude, sucK it up, ho. We got a fucKing theme going on. Don't screw it up. 291 00:30:44,956 --> 00:30:47,049 Plus we got you that sicK maid outfit... 292 00:30:47,258 --> 00:30:48,919 ...and dudes dig the domestic. 293 00:30:49,127 --> 00:30:51,925 Come on, you guys, it's borderline drama-class nerd. 294 00:30:52,130 --> 00:30:53,597 - Own it. - What do I have to do? 295 00:30:53,831 --> 00:30:56,425 Stand on this chair and show the old hippie dude my tits? 296 00:30:56,634 --> 00:30:57,760 - No. - Oh, Meat! 297 00:30:57,969 --> 00:30:59,459 - ChecK out my lady lumps! - No, no. 298 00:30:59,771 --> 00:31:03,332 - I'll wear it. Put down your fucKing shirt. - You give in too easy. 299 00:31:03,541 --> 00:31:05,634 All right, you guys ready for it? 300 00:31:05,843 --> 00:31:07,868 - For what? - Are you ready? 301 00:31:08,112 --> 00:31:11,047 KicK out the jams, motherfucKer! 302 00:31:18,890 --> 00:31:22,382 Michael, I'm sorry to tell you this... 303 00:31:22,594 --> 00:31:25,586 ...but your mother has passed away. 304 00:31:26,030 --> 00:31:27,657 She'll be back. 305 00:31:27,865 --> 00:31:31,858 No, I'm afraid she won't be coming to see you anymore. 306 00:31:32,303 --> 00:31:35,966 I'll see her again, but I won't see you. 307 00:31:36,441 --> 00:31:40,002 Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Samuel Loomis... 308 00:31:40,211 --> 00:31:45,274 ...author of The Devil Walks Among Us, in stores October 31 st. 309 00:31:45,717 --> 00:31:48,914 ThanK you all and welcome. 310 00:31:52,643 --> 00:31:53,803 Yes, ma'am? 311 00:31:54,011 --> 00:31:58,243 Do you feel personally responsible for the deaths of as many as 15 victims? 312 00:32:01,719 --> 00:32:05,314 I have tremendous sympathy for all the families involved. 313 00:32:05,522 --> 00:32:10,221 And do I personally feel responsible? Ma'am, no, I do not. 314 00:32:10,427 --> 00:32:12,452 And I've said that many times. 315 00:32:12,663 --> 00:32:15,223 It's just awful and... 316 00:32:15,432 --> 00:32:17,866 ...I was very nearly a victim myself. 317 00:32:18,068 --> 00:32:22,198 I'm not a psychic SherlocK Holmes playing Superman. 318 00:32:22,439 --> 00:32:25,567 Since the authorities haven't been able to produce a body... 319 00:32:25,776 --> 00:32:28,210 ...do you thinK Michael is alive or dead? 320 00:32:29,279 --> 00:32:30,678 Will he kill again? 321 00:32:31,014 --> 00:32:32,641 Here we go again. 322 00:32:32,850 --> 00:32:38,049 LooK, let me maKe things nice and sparKling clear. 323 00:32:38,255 --> 00:32:40,416 Michael Myers is fucKing dead! 324 00:32:40,624 --> 00:32:42,888 Now, do you brain-dead gossip mongers... 325 00:32:43,093 --> 00:32:47,189 ...want me to spell it out for you? D- E-A-D! 326 00:33:35,145 --> 00:33:36,737 Michael. 327 00:33:37,714 --> 00:33:38,942 Halloween is coming. 328 00:33:40,417 --> 00:33:41,884 You have to get ready. 329 00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:45,254 We are counting on you to bring us home this year. 330 00:33:45,889 --> 00:33:47,789 I won't let you down. 331 00:33:48,725 --> 00:33:50,659 I Know you won't, baby. 332 00:33:51,728 --> 00:33:53,127 I love you, Mama. 333 00:33:54,765 --> 00:33:57,165 I love you too, Michael. 334 00:34:00,971 --> 00:34:03,599 It's that same guy who's been coming. You seen him before? 335 00:34:03,807 --> 00:34:05,832 - Yeah, it's the same bum. - Stealing our shit. 336 00:34:06,043 --> 00:34:08,841 - I'd recognize him anywhere, Daddy. - MotherfucKer. 337 00:34:09,112 --> 00:34:13,208 Can't have drifters just coming in here and taKing whatever they want. 338 00:34:13,684 --> 00:34:15,049 What y'all gonna do? 339 00:34:17,821 --> 00:34:19,880 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 340 00:34:24,227 --> 00:34:25,785 Shut up, Ivan. We see him. 341 00:34:26,129 --> 00:34:27,118 Let's do it. 342 00:34:36,940 --> 00:34:38,771 You're just gonna scare him. 343 00:34:38,975 --> 00:34:42,274 - Daddy, what the fucK? - Safety. 344 00:34:45,449 --> 00:34:48,509 Hey, you stupid, slimy dicK. 345 00:34:48,752 --> 00:34:52,984 I told you if you came on this land again, I'd beat the fucK out of you. 346 00:34:53,523 --> 00:34:56,083 What the fucK you thinK you're doing here? 347 00:34:57,761 --> 00:34:58,921 As big as he is dumb, man. 348 00:34:59,129 --> 00:35:02,792 LooK at that. He's about 7-foot of fucK-tard. 349 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,534 I'm talKing to you, shit-heel. 350 00:35:05,735 --> 00:35:07,760 You stupid fucK! 351 00:35:09,139 --> 00:35:11,903 I'm talKing to you! 352 00:35:12,943 --> 00:35:14,638 What's wrong with this son of a bitch? 353 00:35:14,845 --> 00:35:16,335 Give him a taste of that here. 354 00:35:19,516 --> 00:35:23,008 - All right. - Hey! No! You'll fucKing Kill him. 355 00:35:23,220 --> 00:35:26,656 - Wanna go to jail for Killing that turd? - One more shot. Shut up! 356 00:35:28,825 --> 00:35:30,850 Chris, KnocK it off. 357 00:35:31,261 --> 00:35:33,821 - Big man. - Oh, man. 358 00:35:34,030 --> 00:35:36,464 - Come on, Daddy. - Don't you come bacK, son of a bitch. 359 00:35:36,666 --> 00:35:38,896 Man, that was a professional ass-whupping there. 360 00:35:39,569 --> 00:35:41,764 I'm jacKed. 361 00:35:43,807 --> 00:35:46,002 - You oKay? - Shut up, Ivan! 362 00:35:46,209 --> 00:35:49,645 I'm so sorry. What are we gonna do, just fucKing leave him out here? 363 00:35:49,846 --> 00:35:51,143 Get in the trucK. 364 00:35:51,348 --> 00:35:52,838 Come on now. Chop-chop. 365 00:35:53,049 --> 00:35:54,880 - Get in the trucK. - I'm so sorry. 366 00:35:55,285 --> 00:35:57,446 I am so sorry. 367 00:35:59,956 --> 00:36:01,947 Shut up, Ivan. 368 00:36:11,134 --> 00:36:12,533 Seriously. 369 00:36:18,742 --> 00:36:20,175 - Jump up. - You didn't need to... 370 00:36:20,377 --> 00:36:22,004 ...fucKing beat him to a pulp. 371 00:36:23,847 --> 00:36:26,372 - I told the guy. - FucK that. 372 00:36:29,619 --> 00:36:30,779 Oh, my God! 373 00:36:32,422 --> 00:36:33,753 FucK! 374 00:36:37,327 --> 00:36:38,385 No, Daddy! 375 00:37:07,824 --> 00:37:11,316 What are you doing? I said I was fucKing sorry! 376 00:37:37,554 --> 00:37:38,646 Pizza. 377 00:37:38,855 --> 00:37:41,881 - Dude, you didn't get whole wheat. - I forgot. 378 00:37:43,293 --> 00:37:45,454 Anybody hungry? 379 00:37:45,662 --> 00:37:48,688 - Starving liKe Marvin. - Starving liKe Marvin. 380 00:37:48,899 --> 00:37:51,766 Has anybody at this table ever wondered... 381 00:37:51,968 --> 00:37:53,196 ...who Marvin is? 382 00:37:53,403 --> 00:37:56,270 I mean, the original Marvin who was starving Marvin? 383 00:37:56,473 --> 00:37:59,135 - What? - Was it-? Was it Lee Marvin? 384 00:37:59,342 --> 00:38:01,276 Who's Lee Marvin? 385 00:38:01,711 --> 00:38:02,939 "Who's Lee Marvin?" 386 00:38:03,380 --> 00:38:04,404 Did I stutter? 387 00:38:06,016 --> 00:38:09,452 Paint Your Wagon. The Professionals. Lee Marvin. 388 00:38:09,653 --> 00:38:11,382 Cat Ballou? 389 00:38:12,622 --> 00:38:15,090 Cat Ballou. He was great in Cat Ballou. 390 00:38:15,292 --> 00:38:19,058 I can't believe you guys haven't seen it. He was liKe playing this drunK... 391 00:38:19,529 --> 00:38:21,963 ...but he's liKe the greatest gun in the West. 392 00:38:22,199 --> 00:38:23,564 At one point he's liKe... 393 00:38:23,767 --> 00:38:25,860 ...talKing about being a gunslinger. 394 00:38:27,137 --> 00:38:28,661 And he misses the barn. 395 00:38:29,911 --> 00:38:33,347 I wanna thanK the both of you for maKing me feel as old as Methuselah. 396 00:38:33,548 --> 00:38:37,006 All I Know is I hope that dead, rotting flesh didn't bump on my pineapple. 397 00:38:37,219 --> 00:38:39,312 A little dead, rotting flesh never hurt anybody. 398 00:38:39,521 --> 00:38:42,251 God. Do we have to do this every time we eat together? 399 00:38:42,457 --> 00:38:44,687 We need to get you off the animal products, Mr. B. 400 00:38:44,893 --> 00:38:48,226 - Not gonna happen. - Man was meant to eat meat. 401 00:38:48,430 --> 00:38:51,422 We, all of us, have a little bit of caveman in us. 402 00:38:59,107 --> 00:39:00,096 God. 403 00:39:06,748 --> 00:39:08,943 How is it possible that every father... 404 00:39:09,151 --> 00:39:11,585 ...perfects the art of humiliating their offspring? 405 00:39:11,953 --> 00:39:13,386 What? It's cute. 406 00:39:46,130 --> 00:39:47,927 Hang on. 407 00:39:48,432 --> 00:39:49,990 God. 408 00:39:53,537 --> 00:39:55,971 - Here. - ThanKs. 409 00:39:57,208 --> 00:39:59,335 Sorry I was such a bitch earlier. 410 00:40:02,284 --> 00:40:03,649 OKay. 411 00:40:31,780 --> 00:40:34,647 Where have you been? I've been waiting. 412 00:40:35,551 --> 00:40:37,917 You Know I can't come here anymore. 413 00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,418 My time here is over. 414 00:40:40,622 --> 00:40:43,386 - You're here now. - Michael... 415 00:40:43,592 --> 00:40:45,526 ...you Know I'm not really here. 416 00:40:45,994 --> 00:40:47,689 I wanna show you something. 417 00:40:48,730 --> 00:40:49,958 All right. 418 00:41:10,686 --> 00:41:12,085 I found her. 419 00:41:12,287 --> 00:41:14,346 I found Boo. 420 00:41:26,668 --> 00:41:28,067 My baby. 421 00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,665 Can we be a family again? 422 00:41:35,210 --> 00:41:37,144 Not yet, Michael. 423 00:41:37,346 --> 00:41:38,404 Not yet. 424 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:46,144 Oh, fucK. 425 00:41:55,497 --> 00:41:57,692 Come here, buddy. 426 00:42:18,153 --> 00:42:21,247 So, Dr. Loomis, tell me. How long do you plan on staying in town? 427 00:42:21,456 --> 00:42:23,048 Please. Sam. 428 00:42:23,258 --> 00:42:25,726 ThanK you. Well, I could stay a few extra days. 429 00:42:25,998 --> 00:42:28,398 - Excuse me, Dr. Loomis- - I'm in the middle of something. 430 00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:29,897 Could I speaK to you? Please? 431 00:42:30,102 --> 00:42:32,502 - What? - Please? 432 00:42:32,704 --> 00:42:36,333 Excuse me, my dear. I won't be one second. 433 00:42:37,042 --> 00:42:38,031 What? 434 00:42:38,243 --> 00:42:40,370 OKay, I am all for selling booKs. All right? 435 00:42:40,579 --> 00:42:43,673 God Knows I've done some things that I'm not proud of... 436 00:42:43,882 --> 00:42:48,114 ...but this is disgusting. I did not agree to this bacKdrop. 437 00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,311 What's next? Heading over to the cemetery... 438 00:42:50,522 --> 00:42:52,251 ...and dancing on the victims' graves? 439 00:42:52,457 --> 00:42:55,358 LooK, I don't thinK you quite understand... 440 00:42:55,561 --> 00:42:58,997 - ... what I'm trying to accomplish here. - Well, fair enough. I don't. 441 00:42:59,198 --> 00:43:01,598 Explain it to me. I would really liKe to understand. 442 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:05,702 I'm selling the sizzle, not the steaK. 443 00:43:06,071 --> 00:43:07,595 - The sizzle? - Yes. 444 00:43:08,106 --> 00:43:11,542 The sizzle. It's bad taste is what it is. 445 00:43:11,114 --> 00:43:14,311 My God, it's business, woman! Business. 446 00:43:14,518 --> 00:43:17,851 Besides, bad taste is the petrol that drives the American dream. 447 00:43:18,922 --> 00:43:20,082 I thinK it's a mistaKe. 448 00:43:20,290 --> 00:43:21,848 - Oh, yeah, you do, do you? - Yes. 449 00:43:22,059 --> 00:43:25,222 Well, when I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you. 450 00:44:51,724 --> 00:44:53,555 Die, you fucking bitch! 451 00:44:53,759 --> 00:44:56,387 You fucking bitch! I'm gonna fucking kill you. 452 00:44:56,795 --> 00:44:59,491 I'm gonna fuck you- 453 00:44:59,732 --> 00:45:02,326 FucKing die, you fucKing bitch! 454 00:45:02,535 --> 00:45:03,763 You fucking cunt! 455 00:45:03,969 --> 00:45:05,527 Fucking bitch! 456 00:45:05,771 --> 00:45:06,965 Please, Laurie, please! 457 00:45:08,641 --> 00:45:12,475 You fucKing- Die, you fucKing bitch! 458 00:45:15,514 --> 00:45:19,416 Laurie! Laurie, Laurie, Laurie! 459 00:46:06,706 --> 00:46:10,369 For most of us, Michael Myers is a mysterious legend of evil. 460 00:46:10,576 --> 00:46:11,975 But for Dr. Samuel Loomis... 461 00:46:12,178 --> 00:46:14,476 ...the bogeyman is all too real. 462 00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:17,911 There have been rumors circulating as to the content of your new book. 463 00:46:18,117 --> 00:46:19,607 - What can you tell me? - Well... 464 00:46:19,819 --> 00:46:21,753 ...after my last encounter with Michael... 465 00:46:21,954 --> 00:46:24,422 ...some startling facts came to light... 466 00:46:24,724 --> 00:46:27,215 ...and I just thought that the public ought to know. 467 00:46:27,426 --> 00:46:29,155 Such as? 468 00:46:29,595 --> 00:46:31,153 Read the book, as they say. 469 00:46:31,364 --> 00:46:34,629 Weren't you horrified that Michael's body went missing? 470 00:46:34,834 --> 00:46:36,802 No, not really. 471 00:46:42,236 --> 00:46:45,865 How you can lose a body, you know, transporting it from A to B. 472 00:46:46,274 --> 00:46:48,799 You better ask the sheriff's department that one. 473 00:46:49,010 --> 00:46:51,137 Well, do you think that the body will reappear? 474 00:46:51,445 --> 00:46:53,936 Yes, probably. You know, somewhere it'll reappear... 475 00:46:54,148 --> 00:46:57,948 ...along with the Elephant Man's bones at some sideshow. 476 00:46:58,152 --> 00:47:00,518 But as my old Aunt Miri used to say:. 477 00:47:00,721 --> 00:47:03,781 "Freaks will always find their way home. " 478 00:47:14,408 --> 00:47:16,239 "Hey, Howard. 479 00:47:16,443 --> 00:47:20,311 Can't afford the new tits. Can you loan me some bones?" 480 00:47:22,416 --> 00:47:23,405 FucKing whore. 481 00:47:23,617 --> 00:47:25,778 Hey! Hey, Misty, come here. 482 00:47:25,986 --> 00:47:27,954 Come on, it's on. Come on, it's finally on. 483 00:47:28,155 --> 00:47:31,352 I'm on TV. You're missing it. Move your ass. Come here. LooK at this! 484 00:47:31,558 --> 00:47:32,855 Oh, my God, baby. 485 00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:34,857 LooK at that. I'm incredible. 486 00:47:35,062 --> 00:47:37,792 - the smile you'll have on your face at the Rabbit In Red... 487 00:47:37,998 --> 00:47:41,525 ...when you see some of my girls dance because they are fantastic. 488 00:47:43,235 --> 00:47:45,863 Hey, Howard, where are those drinKs? 489 00:47:46,505 --> 00:47:49,099 Hey, boss. That's right, they love you, man. 490 00:47:49,308 --> 00:47:52,175 - That's why the whole town loves you. - Yeah, they love me. 491 00:47:52,378 --> 00:47:54,403 They love me liKe cancer, that's how much. 492 00:47:54,613 --> 00:47:56,979 You looK liKe that big guy. 493 00:47:58,017 --> 00:47:59,450 The shit falls on his head. 494 00:47:59,652 --> 00:48:01,711 "Grandfather, I'm mad, I'm pissed off. 495 00:48:01,921 --> 00:48:05,288 Hey, where's my daughter with the cans and the blond hair and the-?" 496 00:48:05,491 --> 00:48:06,890 What are you talKing about? 497 00:48:07,293 --> 00:48:09,818 Yeah. Green maKes you looK sexy, baby. 498 00:48:10,596 --> 00:48:12,291 Green. That suits you, man. 499 00:48:12,498 --> 00:48:15,262 It really suits you. It's liKe the color of money. 500 00:48:13,220 --> 00:48:16,815 - That's a good one. - Here, Howard. TaKe out the trash. 501 00:48:17,024 --> 00:48:18,651 TaKe out the trash, Howard. 502 00:48:18,859 --> 00:48:21,054 He's good at taKing out the trash. 503 00:48:21,261 --> 00:48:22,285 I'm funny. 504 00:48:22,496 --> 00:48:24,930 Yeah, I'm the big joKe. 505 00:48:26,100 --> 00:48:28,159 Hey, I'm on TV. Quiet. Shut up. Shut up. 506 00:48:28,369 --> 00:48:31,065 Enjoy the fucKing herpes, old man. 507 00:48:31,271 --> 00:48:34,468 - I got an aura. - You got an aura, baby. 508 00:48:34,675 --> 00:48:36,643 You have an aura. You got two auras. 509 00:48:36,844 --> 00:48:38,744 - You're so bad. - Really? 510 00:48:38,946 --> 00:48:41,107 - Auras are popping out. - Let me see those auras. 511 00:48:48,955 --> 00:48:51,116 Two-faced bitch. 512 00:48:55,561 --> 00:48:59,224 FucKing Hoss. I'm fucKing Hop Sing doing all the chores. 513 00:48:59,432 --> 00:49:01,024 You bitch. 514 00:49:02,936 --> 00:49:05,461 "Yeah, Howard. 515 00:49:05,672 --> 00:49:10,075 Can I have some money for my dad's blood transfusion?" 516 00:49:11,411 --> 00:49:13,811 What the fucK you doing, man... 517 00:49:14,013 --> 00:49:16,447 ...sneaKing around bacK here? 518 00:49:18,418 --> 00:49:19,817 Hey. 519 00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:23,588 The boss don't liKe you bums hanging out bacK here... 520 00:49:23,790 --> 00:49:26,281 ...rooting around through the Dumpsters. 521 00:49:26,793 --> 00:49:28,886 So get a move on. 522 00:49:34,100 --> 00:49:35,965 LooK, man. 523 00:49:37,103 --> 00:49:38,798 Don't give me no reason. 524 00:49:41,174 --> 00:49:45,008 I already sent some sorry fucKing jag-off... 525 00:49:45,211 --> 00:49:47,372 ...to the emergency room tonight. 526 00:49:48,648 --> 00:49:49,740 So... 527 00:49:49,949 --> 00:49:52,975 ...I suggest you taKe the easy road out... 528 00:49:54,554 --> 00:49:56,454 ...and hit the bricKs, Dorothy. 529 00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,329 Trust me... 530 00:50:09,535 --> 00:50:12,527 ...you filthy, dirty hippie... 531 00:50:13,906 --> 00:50:16,238 ...you don't wanna be doing that. 532 00:50:16,476 --> 00:50:18,501 Copy that, downtown? 533 00:50:22,882 --> 00:50:23,871 FucK. 534 00:51:10,754 --> 00:51:12,654 It's technically Halloween, baby. 535 00:51:13,123 --> 00:51:16,718 How'd you liKe to be fucKed by the FranKenstein monster, huh? 536 00:51:19,029 --> 00:51:21,725 You're my bride of FranKenstein. 537 00:51:22,165 --> 00:51:24,065 Big, green, scary monster! 538 00:51:24,267 --> 00:51:26,497 Oh, no. Oh, I'm so scared. 539 00:51:27,537 --> 00:51:29,437 - Titties good. - No. 540 00:51:29,639 --> 00:51:30,731 Ass good. 541 00:51:32,509 --> 00:51:33,942 I'm gonna give it to you good. 542 00:51:34,144 --> 00:51:36,305 I'm gonna give you my jolly green giant. 543 00:51:36,513 --> 00:51:38,003 Jesus Christ! 544 00:51:40,283 --> 00:51:43,446 What are you doing? Get the fucK out of here. 545 00:51:43,753 --> 00:51:46,051 Come on, get the fucK out of here, motherfucKer. 546 00:51:47,223 --> 00:51:48,451 You're gonna stare me down? 547 00:51:50,060 --> 00:51:51,550 Stare this down, motherfucKer! 548 00:51:51,761 --> 00:51:55,561 Come on now! I'll fucKing blow two holes right through your fucKing masK. 549 00:51:55,765 --> 00:51:58,791 I been to Nam. I'll taKe you out, you hear me? I'll fucKing- 550 00:52:21,357 --> 00:52:22,722 What are you doing? 551 00:52:34,519 --> 00:52:36,146 Open the door! No! 552 00:52:36,855 --> 00:52:38,516 No! Open the door! 553 00:54:21,085 --> 00:54:24,179 Son of a bitch! 554 00:54:24,389 --> 00:54:26,584 You fucKing did it! 555 00:54:32,096 --> 00:54:34,690 FucK, what am I gonna do? 556 00:54:41,505 --> 00:54:43,097 - Hello? - Hey, princess. 557 00:54:43,307 --> 00:54:44,638 Hey, Dad. What's up? 558 00:54:44,842 --> 00:54:47,367 Listen, is Laurie around? 559 00:54:47,578 --> 00:54:49,136 I'd like to talk to her. 560 00:54:49,346 --> 00:54:51,678 No, she left before I got up. Why, what's up? 561 00:54:51,882 --> 00:54:53,747 Well, could you do me a favor? 562 00:54:53,951 --> 00:54:56,818 Could you find her and then call me when you do? 563 00:54:57,021 --> 00:54:58,648 Why? What's going on? 564 00:54:58,856 --> 00:55:00,847 Sweetie, I gotta tell you about that later. 565 00:55:01,058 --> 00:55:03,720 Could you just do me that favor, please? 566 00:55:03,927 --> 00:55:06,054 - Everything oKay? - Everything is fine. 567 00:55:06,263 --> 00:55:08,288 I just need to talK to her, sweetie. OKay? 568 00:55:34,505 --> 00:55:37,702 Are you a real redhead? ThanK you. Have a good one. 569 00:55:37,909 --> 00:55:38,876 - Here you go. - ThanKs. 570 00:55:39,076 --> 00:55:40,407 It's going very well, indeed. Well done. 571 00:55:40,611 --> 00:55:43,603 Yes, looK at the crowd. It's great. Great. 572 00:55:43,814 --> 00:55:46,078 Right, well done. 573 00:55:46,284 --> 00:55:48,912 - ThanK you. - Can you maKe it out to-? 574 00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:52,180 - I'm sorry, I'm a little nervous. Chett. - Calm down, calm down. 575 00:55:52,390 --> 00:55:53,652 - Big deep breath. - ThanKs. 576 00:55:53,858 --> 00:55:57,419 Chett Johns. No, no, actually, you Know what? 577 00:55:57,628 --> 00:56:00,995 - Chett, the bringer of death. - OKay. 578 00:56:01,198 --> 00:56:02,460 That's Chett with two T's. 579 00:56:02,667 --> 00:56:05,659 - Chett, the bringer of... - The bringer of... 580 00:56:05,870 --> 00:56:08,998 ...death. Oh, man, that is so awesome. 581 00:56:09,206 --> 00:56:11,231 - There. - ThanKs. I wanted to let you Know... 582 00:56:11,442 --> 00:56:13,967 ...that Michael is so much deeper than those other guys. 583 00:56:14,178 --> 00:56:16,408 LiKe Dahmer and that bitch Bundy... 584 00:56:16,614 --> 00:56:20,243 ...because he eats at the core of the victim's soul, you Know? 585 00:56:20,451 --> 00:56:23,318 - How people ostracize those- - All right. Well, thanKs so much. 586 00:56:23,521 --> 00:56:25,284 - You're the man. - You're the man! 587 00:56:25,489 --> 00:56:26,979 - You're the man, dude. - ThanK you. 588 00:56:27,191 --> 00:56:30,092 - You're awesome. ThanK you. - ThanK you. 589 00:56:31,028 --> 00:56:34,156 Jesus. Well, we always have one, don't we? 590 00:56:36,367 --> 00:56:37,891 Hi. How are you? 591 00:56:40,871 --> 00:56:42,668 Do you want me to sign this? What? 592 00:56:42,873 --> 00:56:44,306 You don't recognize her? 593 00:56:44,976 --> 00:56:47,968 - Why? Should I? - I'm not surprised. 594 00:56:48,879 --> 00:56:50,437 TaKe a really good looK at her. 595 00:56:50,781 --> 00:56:53,841 - Oh, she's beautiful. - She was beautiful. 596 00:56:54,485 --> 00:56:56,544 This is my daughter. 597 00:56:56,754 --> 00:56:58,244 Lynda. 598 00:57:00,291 --> 00:57:03,749 - Your monster Killed her. - Whoa, whoa, wait. 599 00:57:04,328 --> 00:57:06,922 - He butchered her. - You have my deepest sympathy. 600 00:57:07,131 --> 00:57:09,599 Do I have your deepest sympathy, you fucKing pig? 601 00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:11,199 - I'm truly sorry. - You Killer. 602 00:57:11,402 --> 00:57:13,131 - No, I didn't Kill anyone. - You Killer! 603 00:57:13,337 --> 00:57:15,464 All right, just calm down. It's all right. 604 00:57:15,673 --> 00:57:17,538 You butchered my baby. BacK up! 605 00:57:18,075 --> 00:57:19,372 You butchered my baby! 606 00:57:19,577 --> 00:57:21,875 - Can we get somebody-? - I'm gonna get you, Loomis. 607 00:57:22,079 --> 00:57:24,479 Get your hands off me. Get your goddamn hands off me! 608 00:57:24,682 --> 00:57:27,207 It's all right. Everyone, just calm down. Calm down. 609 00:57:27,418 --> 00:57:29,648 - All right, I'm fine. - Everything's under control. 610 00:57:29,854 --> 00:57:31,287 - Son of a bitch! - He's got a gun! 611 00:57:31,489 --> 00:57:33,116 - I'm gonna Kill you, Loomis! - Jesus. 612 00:57:33,324 --> 00:57:35,155 I'm gonna Kill you, goddamn it! 613 00:57:34,767 --> 00:57:37,361 I mean, the police said that it wasn't even loaded, so- 614 00:57:37,569 --> 00:57:40,333 Oh, I feel so much better. 615 00:57:42,672 --> 00:57:44,640 All part of the job, I suppose. 616 00:57:44,841 --> 00:57:47,901 Spoon-feeding drivel to the masses. 617 00:57:48,512 --> 00:57:50,480 Comes with its own bloody price, doesn't it? 618 00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:52,147 If you say so. 619 00:57:55,152 --> 00:57:57,017 Just what is that tone, Miss McDonald? 620 00:57:57,220 --> 00:57:59,381 Do you thinK I'm crossing the line or something? 621 00:57:59,589 --> 00:58:02,990 I mean, do please feel free to voice your opinion. 622 00:58:04,528 --> 00:58:06,120 Well, off the record, yes. 623 00:58:06,329 --> 00:58:08,991 Yes, actually, I thinK this booK crosses quite a few lines. 624 00:58:10,333 --> 00:58:13,097 These are people's lives you're toying with. 625 00:58:13,303 --> 00:58:16,033 There's gonna be serious repercussions. 626 00:58:22,446 --> 00:58:23,970 FucK. 627 00:58:24,481 --> 00:58:26,244 FucK! 628 00:58:26,450 --> 00:58:28,418 FucK! FucK! 629 00:58:28,618 --> 00:58:30,518 FucK you, motherfucKer! 630 00:58:31,421 --> 00:58:33,048 FucK! 631 00:58:34,991 --> 00:58:37,084 FucK! 632 00:58:46,303 --> 00:58:47,395 FucKer! 633 00:59:04,454 --> 00:59:05,944 Laurie? 634 00:59:07,457 --> 00:59:10,051 Hey. Hey! 635 00:59:13,530 --> 00:59:15,191 What is-? Hey, where are you going? 636 00:59:15,398 --> 00:59:17,093 I'm getting the fucK out of here. 637 00:59:17,300 --> 00:59:20,133 Wait, hey! Listen, my dad called. He was trying to find you. 638 00:59:20,337 --> 00:59:21,565 Yeah, I bet he was. 639 00:59:21,771 --> 00:59:23,432 Tell me you didn't Know, please! 640 00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:25,267 - Tell me you didn't Know. - Know what? 641 00:59:25,475 --> 00:59:28,967 FucK it. I mean, daddy's little princess Knows all, right? 642 00:59:29,179 --> 00:59:30,510 What are you talKing about? 643 00:59:30,714 --> 00:59:32,909 Hey, stop. Calm down. LooK at me. 644 00:59:33,116 --> 00:59:34,276 What is going on? 645 00:59:34,484 --> 00:59:37,351 Let me just call my dad, oKay? We can talK to him. 646 00:59:37,554 --> 00:59:39,613 You Know what? I have a message for your dad. 647 00:59:39,823 --> 00:59:43,520 Tell him that Angel says "fucK you"! 648 00:59:43,860 --> 00:59:45,885 Who is Angel? Laurie! 649 00:59:49,199 --> 00:59:51,531 Hey, fucKing asshole! 650 00:59:51,735 --> 00:59:53,066 FucK you! 651 00:59:53,270 --> 00:59:54,703 Hey, sweetie, did you find her? 652 00:59:54,905 --> 00:59:59,103 Yes. She ran in and she ran out screaming some shit about: 653 00:59:59,309 --> 01:00:01,504 "Tell your dad that Angel says 'fucK you. "' 654 01:00:01,711 --> 01:00:03,372 Who the fuck is Angel? 655 01:00:04,281 --> 01:00:06,511 FucK, fucK, fucK. 656 01:00:09,453 --> 01:00:12,354 I want you to head to my house and Keep an eye on Annie for me. 657 01:00:12,556 --> 01:00:15,047 Oh, boss, last year she tried to KicK me in the nuts. 658 01:00:15,259 --> 01:00:16,692 You Know she's not gonna liKe this. 659 01:00:15,394 --> 01:00:16,554 Don't care what she liKes. 660 01:00:16,762 --> 01:00:19,162 Now head over to my place and if she KicKs you out... 661 01:00:19,365 --> 01:00:21,799 ...you just sit outside with a shotgun on your lap... 662 01:00:22,001 --> 01:00:24,902 - ... liKe you did last year, all right? - Yes. 663 01:00:39,352 --> 01:00:42,287 LooK, can I crash here tonight, please? 664 01:00:42,488 --> 01:00:44,115 Yeah, oKay. 665 01:00:46,826 --> 01:00:49,852 LooK, I just found something out that's Kind of... 666 01:00:50,063 --> 01:00:52,429 ...freaKing me the fucK out. 667 01:00:52,932 --> 01:00:54,763 OKay. What is it? 668 01:00:55,702 --> 01:00:57,795 I went into this booKstore... 669 01:00:58,004 --> 01:00:59,972 ...and I got this booK and... 670 01:01:00,173 --> 01:01:04,007 - ... inside there's a bunch of pictures- - ChecK me out, man. 671 01:01:04,210 --> 01:01:06,474 FucKing sicK, huh? 672 01:01:06,679 --> 01:01:11,116 I'm a chicK dressing up as a dude who wants to be a chicK. 673 01:01:11,517 --> 01:01:14,008 - Shut up. - What? Who died? 674 01:01:16,389 --> 01:01:18,414 Shit, baby, did somebody really die? 675 01:01:19,926 --> 01:01:22,087 I'm not me. 676 01:01:23,062 --> 01:01:27,328 I'm not me. Do you understand what the fucK I'm saying? 677 01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:29,529 Not really. 678 01:01:31,304 --> 01:01:32,931 Who are you then? 679 01:01:34,574 --> 01:01:36,838 I'm Angel Myers. 680 01:01:38,077 --> 01:01:40,545 Michael Myers' sister. 681 01:01:41,714 --> 01:01:44,012 All right, even I wouldn't fucKing touch that joKe. 682 01:01:44,217 --> 01:01:46,151 You can't Kid around about that shit. 683 01:01:46,352 --> 01:01:49,685 - You're such a good little actress- - I am not fucKing joKing! 684 01:01:50,089 --> 01:01:52,683 All right, if you fucKing thinK I'm lying, looK at this. 685 01:01:52,925 --> 01:01:54,187 All right? LooK. 686 01:01:54,394 --> 01:01:56,385 There's me, Angel Myers. 687 01:01:56,596 --> 01:01:59,759 And here's my fucKed-up life. 688 01:02:01,601 --> 01:02:03,068 FucK. 689 01:02:04,037 --> 01:02:05,299 Maybe it's a mistaKe. 690 01:02:09,175 --> 01:02:11,302 Holy shit, dude. 691 01:02:11,544 --> 01:02:13,011 This is fucKing insane. 692 01:02:12,712 --> 01:02:15,510 Our next guest gained infamy as a psychologist... 693 01:02:15,715 --> 01:02:17,649 ...for America's leading serial Killer. 694 01:02:17,851 --> 01:02:20,081 "Leading serial Killer"? The most notorious. 695 01:02:20,287 --> 01:02:22,084 "Leading"? He's number one in his field. 696 01:02:22,289 --> 01:02:25,019 Anyway, his new booK is called The Devil Walks Among Us... 697 01:02:25,225 --> 01:02:27,716 ...is available somewhere. Welcome Dr. Samuel Loomis. 698 01:02:29,996 --> 01:02:31,861 - Dr. Loomis. - Hi, David. How are you? 699 01:02:32,065 --> 01:02:33,692 - Have a seat. - Hi, everyone. 700 01:02:33,900 --> 01:02:36,391 ThanK you. ThanK you. Very nice. 701 01:02:36,636 --> 01:02:38,763 - Mr. Weird, how are you? - Al's good. 702 01:02:38,972 --> 01:02:40,439 Great. 703 01:02:41,708 --> 01:02:44,404 Now, you've been criticized and in some circles... 704 01:02:44,611 --> 01:02:47,944 ...outright accused of profiteering off the misery of others. 705 01:02:48,148 --> 01:02:50,844 I mean, how do you even respond to that criticism? 706 01:02:51,051 --> 01:02:53,519 Well, you Know, I thinK that's completely unfounded. 707 01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:55,745 I always get permission when I do the parody. 708 01:02:55,956 --> 01:02:57,651 No, Al, I was talKing to Loomis. 709 01:02:57,858 --> 01:02:59,223 Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead. 710 01:02:59,426 --> 01:03:01,986 No, no, no, please. It was fascinating, your answer. 711 01:03:02,195 --> 01:03:04,425 - Your turn. I'm done. - If you've got something... 712 01:03:06,366 --> 01:03:09,199 Actually, I taKe great issue with that statement. 713 01:03:09,402 --> 01:03:14,305 Besides, I might say that I've endured quite a lot of misery of my own... 714 01:03:14,507 --> 01:03:16,941 ...in order to tell this story. 715 01:03:17,143 --> 01:03:19,407 Yeah, everyone feels real bad for you except- 716 01:03:19,613 --> 01:03:22,741 I have never ever been so humiliated in all my life! 717 01:03:22,949 --> 01:03:25,417 - You were fantastic. Trust me. - Nonsense! 718 01:03:25,619 --> 01:03:26,950 - Good night. ThanK you. - ThanK you. 719 01:03:45,071 --> 01:03:46,504 - TricK or treat. - Here you go. 720 01:03:46,706 --> 01:03:48,799 - ThanK you. - ThanK you. 721 01:04:00,587 --> 01:04:03,317 Are you a giant? 722 01:04:04,824 --> 01:04:06,758 Can we be friends? 723 01:04:09,930 --> 01:04:13,024 MarK, come on. Don't talK to strangers. 724 01:04:13,233 --> 01:04:14,359 Bye. 725 01:04:18,605 --> 01:04:21,699 I wanna party. I've spent my whole fucking life being good... 726 01:04:21,908 --> 01:04:23,500 ...and look where it's gotten me. 727 01:04:23,710 --> 01:04:25,837 FucKing nowhere. 728 01:04:27,681 --> 01:04:29,444 FucK it, you guys. 729 01:04:30,016 --> 01:04:31,813 Are you guys with me or not? 730 01:04:32,986 --> 01:04:35,682 I just- I thinK that we should stay bacK. 731 01:04:35,889 --> 01:04:37,686 I mean, what you need is a mellow night. 732 01:04:37,891 --> 01:04:40,883 - No, I don't. - Yeah, definitely. We can just... 733 01:04:41,094 --> 01:04:42,493 ...watch TV or something. 734 01:04:42,696 --> 01:04:44,630 Yeah, liKe, order some food... 735 01:04:44,831 --> 01:04:46,890 ...and figure all this shit out. 736 01:04:47,100 --> 01:04:49,500 I want... 737 01:04:50,737 --> 01:04:52,295 ...to go party! 738 01:04:53,273 --> 01:04:57,471 I wanna fucKing get drunK. I don't fucKing care anymore. 739 01:04:57,944 --> 01:05:01,903 I want to fucKing party! 740 01:05:02,549 --> 01:05:05,074 - I wanna party. - Well, you Know me. I'm totally in. 741 01:05:05,285 --> 01:05:06,752 Come on, she wants to party. 742 01:05:06,953 --> 01:05:08,352 - Please? - Oh, please? 743 01:05:08,555 --> 01:05:11,752 Come on. Come on, boo-boo, please? 744 01:05:11,958 --> 01:05:14,586 All right, all right, all right. Fine. 745 01:05:15,428 --> 01:05:18,363 - Has to be a chill night, though. - OKay, a chill night. 746 01:06:09,573 --> 01:06:12,974 What the fucK? Andy, are you seriously planning on standing here all night? 747 01:06:13,210 --> 01:06:15,542 - This is ridiculous. - Hey, I just do what the boss tells me. 748 01:06:15,746 --> 01:06:17,304 Well, I'm the boss of the boss... 749 01:06:17,514 --> 01:06:20,972 ...and I say move your shitbox over there, KojaK. OKay? 750 01:06:21,184 --> 01:06:24,085 Don't maKe a federal case out of it. Turn off the damn gumballs. 751 01:06:24,288 --> 01:06:26,051 I'll do what I gotta do. 752 01:06:26,256 --> 01:06:29,054 What the fucK are you gonna do, jacKhole? 753 01:06:29,878 --> 01:06:35,214 Let's go. Captain Clegg and the Night Creatures. 754 01:06:39,959 --> 01:06:41,358 Yeah! 755 01:07:01,747 --> 01:07:03,339 - Do you liKe my outfit? - I do, I do. 756 01:07:03,548 --> 01:07:05,516 What are you supposed to be? A sexy vampire? 757 01:07:05,717 --> 01:07:09,676 I'm a chicK who's dressing up as a dude who wants to be a chicK. 758 01:07:09,888 --> 01:07:12,186 But you are a chicK, though, right? 759 01:07:12,390 --> 01:07:14,017 - Watch your step. - Put your hands... 760 01:07:14,226 --> 01:07:16,456 ...down my pants and find out, Wolfman. 761 01:07:16,661 --> 01:07:19,858 At this point I don't really care. But seriously, you have a vagina? 762 01:07:22,033 --> 01:07:24,763 - You're so cute. - You're gonna liKe my van, though. 763 01:07:24,970 --> 01:07:26,528 - You got a fucKing van? - Yeah. 764 01:07:26,738 --> 01:07:29,036 It's got some drinKs in there. They're roofie-free, I swear. 765 01:07:31,356 --> 01:07:32,880 The Shaggin' Wagon. 766 01:07:33,091 --> 01:07:35,218 It's a worK of art. I liKe her- 767 01:07:40,498 --> 01:07:44,332 What's the difference between a jacK-o'- lantern and a blond? 768 01:07:44,535 --> 01:07:45,729 What? 769 01:07:45,937 --> 01:07:47,529 There is no difference. 770 01:07:47,739 --> 01:07:52,574 They both have a blanK expression and they're hollow inside. 771 01:07:56,180 --> 01:07:59,513 I liKe them, you Know what I mean? You shut the lights off, they glow. 772 01:07:59,717 --> 01:08:01,708 The ladies seem to liKe it. 773 01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:04,151 Yeah? The ladies love it? 774 01:08:05,223 --> 01:08:06,747 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 775 01:08:06,958 --> 01:08:09,324 - You get laid a lot? - I get a good amount. 776 01:08:09,303 --> 01:08:11,328 Hey, Gianova, do the tricK. 777 01:08:11,539 --> 01:08:13,302 Watch this. 778 01:08:17,444 --> 01:08:18,411 I love it. 779 01:08:19,574 --> 01:08:22,566 - TalKing's not worKing, oKay? - I'll shut up. 780 01:08:23,811 --> 01:08:25,711 I'm gonna shut up. 781 01:08:32,687 --> 01:08:36,680 OKay, looK. Time out, time out. I'll be right bacK. 782 01:08:36,891 --> 01:08:39,325 - I'll be right bacK. One second. - Where are you going? 783 01:08:39,527 --> 01:08:42,724 I gotta taKe a piss. I'll be right bacK. Don't go anywhere. 784 01:08:42,930 --> 01:08:44,864 So who says I wasn't into the water sports? 785 01:08:45,066 --> 01:08:46,090 A little golden shower. 786 01:08:46,300 --> 01:08:50,031 That's gross. You're a trip. I'll be right bacK. I'll be right bacK. 787 01:08:51,272 --> 01:08:52,261 Hurry the fucK up. 788 01:08:53,874 --> 01:08:55,842 FucKing hurry up, dude. 789 01:09:33,247 --> 01:09:34,475 Oh, my God. 790 01:09:34,749 --> 01:09:37,217 No! No! No! 791 01:09:37,885 --> 01:09:39,716 Oh, my God. No! 792 01:10:13,287 --> 01:10:16,349 Welcome Dr. Samuel Loomis. 793 01:10:17,224 --> 01:10:18,589 Thank you, thank you. 794 01:10:21,228 --> 01:10:24,026 Dr. Donald Faber, who's a noted abnormal psychologist- 795 01:10:24,231 --> 01:10:25,528 He's not noted. 796 01:10:25,733 --> 01:10:28,634 He says, "Nothing more than a bloody horror show... 797 01:10:28,836 --> 01:10:32,272 ...showcasing Dr. Loomis' own self-inflated ego... 798 01:10:32,473 --> 01:10:34,668 ...and never-ending quest for fame and fortune. " 799 01:10:34,875 --> 01:10:37,309 - Put that in your scrapbook. - How do you swallow that? 800 01:10:37,511 --> 01:10:39,103 Snap! 801 01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:41,539 You got snapped on by Weird Al. 802 01:10:42,516 --> 01:10:47,249 If I'd survived a shark attack, you'd be gushing over every gory detail. 803 01:10:47,455 --> 01:10:50,015 - Begging me to show the teeth marks. - God, no. Horrendous. 804 01:10:50,224 --> 01:10:53,955 Are you telling me there's no difference between Michael Myers and a shark? 805 01:10:54,161 --> 01:10:57,289 Of course there is. Good God, don't be ridiculous. 806 01:10:57,498 --> 01:11:00,956 I'm a little confused. Are we talking about the Austin Powers Mike Myers... 807 01:11:01,168 --> 01:11:03,932 - ... or is this-? - It's over. 808 01:11:08,757 --> 01:11:10,156 Mya! 809 01:11:16,464 --> 01:11:17,931 LooKing for me? 810 01:11:18,133 --> 01:11:20,795 Do you Know where Mya is? 811 01:11:44,058 --> 01:11:45,821 What do you want from me? 812 01:11:47,629 --> 01:11:49,995 It's almost time to come home, Angel. 813 01:11:51,399 --> 01:11:53,264 Is she ready? 814 01:11:53,468 --> 01:11:55,060 Soon. 815 01:12:07,482 --> 01:12:08,471 Laurie, Laurie. 816 01:12:08,683 --> 01:12:10,446 Hey, hey! It's me, it's Mya. 817 01:12:11,719 --> 01:12:13,186 - Come on. - Oh, fucK. 818 01:12:17,492 --> 01:12:20,950 Step. Steppity-steppity-step. 819 01:12:22,997 --> 01:12:25,090 Hey, I so wanna go bacK in. 820 01:12:25,300 --> 01:12:26,927 - And I wanna- - No, no, no. 821 01:12:27,135 --> 01:12:28,466 - No. We're going home. - Hey. 822 01:12:28,670 --> 01:12:30,103 Where's Harley? 823 01:12:30,305 --> 01:12:31,397 I don't Know. 824 01:12:31,606 --> 01:12:33,301 - See, we need to go bacK in and- - No. 825 01:12:33,508 --> 01:12:36,272 She went to go hang out with some dude liKe she always does. 826 01:12:36,477 --> 01:12:37,671 She'll find her way home. 827 01:12:50,458 --> 01:12:51,516 Hello? 828 01:12:52,226 --> 01:12:53,659 Hey, sweetie. 829 01:12:53,861 --> 01:12:57,024 Seriously, Dad. Please stop calling. 830 01:12:57,231 --> 01:12:58,220 - OKay? - Okay. 831 01:13:10,611 --> 01:13:13,079 I Know you love me. 832 01:13:13,280 --> 01:13:15,043 Oh, God. I love you too. 833 01:15:24,945 --> 01:15:27,470 I'm glad you decided to come home. 834 01:15:28,449 --> 01:15:32,510 Running away never solves anything. Trust me, I've tried. 835 01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:36,451 I'm sure they have their reasons for not telling me. 836 01:15:36,657 --> 01:15:38,557 Figure it out in the morning. 837 01:15:42,329 --> 01:15:43,921 Hey, world! 838 01:15:44,131 --> 01:15:45,655 Guess what. 839 01:15:45,900 --> 01:15:48,596 I'm Michael Myers' sister! 840 01:15:48,802 --> 01:15:51,703 I'm so fucKed! 841 01:15:53,674 --> 01:15:56,074 What am I gonna do, dude? 842 01:15:56,577 --> 01:15:58,807 Just taKe it one day at a time. 843 01:15:59,480 --> 01:16:02,677 One day at a time. 844 01:16:02,883 --> 01:16:06,478 - Annie was right. - Maybe she's a genius. 845 01:16:07,087 --> 01:16:09,317 Home sweet home. 846 01:16:24,388 --> 01:16:26,288 My head. 847 01:16:33,764 --> 01:16:35,823 What the fucK? 848 01:16:38,235 --> 01:16:39,463 Annie? 849 01:16:46,844 --> 01:16:48,072 Annie? 850 01:16:50,815 --> 01:16:51,804 Annie? 851 01:16:53,651 --> 01:16:54,640 Annie? 852 01:16:56,620 --> 01:16:58,485 No, please. 853 01:17:03,494 --> 01:17:05,121 Now go have some fun. 854 01:17:06,030 --> 01:17:07,088 OKay. 855 01:17:07,465 --> 01:17:09,194 Annie? 856 01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:11,828 Annie! 857 01:17:12,403 --> 01:17:14,633 - No, baby! - Oh, my God! 858 01:17:14,839 --> 01:17:16,306 Oh, my God! 859 01:17:17,208 --> 01:17:18,402 Mya, Mya, Mya! 860 01:17:18,609 --> 01:17:19,837 I need you to calm down. 861 01:17:20,044 --> 01:17:23,673 I need you to call 911. Please? I need you to call 911. 862 01:17:23,881 --> 01:17:25,348 Go! Go! 863 01:17:27,118 --> 01:17:29,052 Oh, my God! Annie! 864 01:17:30,221 --> 01:17:32,416 Oh, my God, baby. 865 01:17:32,656 --> 01:17:33,680 FucK. 866 01:17:41,298 --> 01:17:43,163 Baby. 867 01:17:43,968 --> 01:17:45,629 Oh, my God. 868 01:17:45,836 --> 01:17:47,861 There's a girl in the- 869 01:17:48,072 --> 01:17:49,096 She's upstairs, she's- 870 01:17:49,306 --> 01:17:52,707 I don't Know if she's oKay. She may be dead, but there's blood everywhere. 871 01:17:52,910 --> 01:17:55,743 Stay with me. Please stay with me. Please. 872 01:17:55,946 --> 01:17:57,573 Please, I need you, oKay? 873 01:17:57,782 --> 01:17:59,807 Oh, my God. 874 01:18:00,017 --> 01:18:02,178 Oh, my God, I need you so much. 875 01:18:02,386 --> 01:18:03,683 Baby, I'm so sorry. 876 01:18:03,954 --> 01:18:05,512 Mya, hurry! 877 01:18:05,723 --> 01:18:08,157 I don't Know. I'm on Cherrywood Road, I'm not at home. 878 01:18:08,359 --> 01:18:10,384 I'm at- Maybe it's avenue- Hold on. 879 01:18:10,594 --> 01:18:13,188 Stay on the line. It's Cherrywood, I Know that. 880 01:18:13,631 --> 01:18:17,362 It's- We're at 1-5- We're at 15 Cherry- 881 01:18:21,872 --> 01:18:22,861 Mya? 882 01:18:33,517 --> 01:18:34,984 Mya, what's happening?! 883 01:18:55,072 --> 01:18:57,336 It is him. Please go. 884 01:18:58,375 --> 01:18:59,501 I'm not leaving you. 885 01:18:59,710 --> 01:19:01,075 Baby, I'm gonna put you down. 886 01:19:01,278 --> 01:19:02,643 - No. - I'm gonna put you down. 887 01:19:02,913 --> 01:19:04,710 No. 888 01:19:05,916 --> 01:19:07,474 OKay. 889 01:19:08,686 --> 01:19:10,779 OKay. Hold on, baby, hold on. 890 01:19:11,722 --> 01:19:14,555 You Know, Annie's gonna smell this on my clothes and Kill me. 891 01:19:15,125 --> 01:19:16,524 Sheriff BracKett. 892 01:19:16,727 --> 01:19:18,217 I just got a 911 phone call. 893 01:19:18,562 --> 01:19:22,020 - So did you dispatch? - Yes, sir, I did. 894 01:19:22,233 --> 01:19:24,633 - So why are you telling me about it? - Because, sir... 895 01:19:24,835 --> 01:19:27,235 ...the phone call came from your house. 896 01:19:28,539 --> 01:19:30,598 - No. - Please, baby, please. 897 01:19:30,808 --> 01:19:33,470 - I'm gonna stay right here. - It's oKay. 898 01:19:33,677 --> 01:19:35,269 No, baby, no. I'm not leaving you. 899 01:19:35,479 --> 01:19:38,812 - It's oKay. Go. - No, I'm not gonna leave you. 900 01:19:39,016 --> 01:19:40,313 Baby? Baby? 901 01:19:40,518 --> 01:19:42,816 Baby? Annie? 902 01:19:43,420 --> 01:19:45,388 Annie? Stay with me. 903 01:19:45,589 --> 01:19:49,047 Stay with me. Stay with me, baby. Stay with me, oKay? 904 01:19:49,260 --> 01:19:52,229 You gotta stay with me. You gotta. 905 01:19:52,429 --> 01:19:55,421 Annie, stay with me. 906 01:19:58,235 --> 01:20:00,066 Annie? 907 01:20:00,905 --> 01:20:03,533 Annie? Annie? 908 01:20:15,152 --> 01:20:16,710 Annie? 909 01:20:29,867 --> 01:20:32,927 Don't leave me, baby. 910 01:20:48,886 --> 01:20:49,853 Annie. 911 01:21:46,343 --> 01:21:48,607 You don't wanna go in there. Let me handle this. 912 01:21:48,812 --> 01:21:50,677 Where is she? 913 01:21:50,881 --> 01:21:53,008 You don't wanna go in there, sheriff. 914 01:21:56,254 --> 01:21:57,744 No. 915 01:23:20,308 --> 01:23:21,866 Stop! 916 01:23:22,077 --> 01:23:23,874 Stop, please! 917 01:23:24,079 --> 01:23:26,138 Please stop! 918 01:23:26,347 --> 01:23:28,508 Stop! Please! 919 01:23:28,716 --> 01:23:30,047 Stop! 920 01:23:32,954 --> 01:23:36,617 Please! Please stop! 921 01:23:37,058 --> 01:23:38,457 Stop, please! 922 01:23:38,660 --> 01:23:40,252 Stop! 923 01:23:42,764 --> 01:23:44,493 Stop! 924 01:23:57,445 --> 01:23:58,969 Stop. 925 01:23:59,380 --> 01:24:02,577 Please stop. Stop, please. 926 01:24:04,919 --> 01:24:06,682 Stop. 927 01:24:08,857 --> 01:24:10,415 Hey. 928 01:24:10,959 --> 01:24:12,483 Hey. 929 01:24:13,094 --> 01:24:15,187 - Are you oKay? - He's coming. Please. 930 01:24:15,396 --> 01:24:17,626 - He's coming. He's coming. - No one's coming. 931 01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:20,092 - It's oKay. - He's gonna Kill me. 932 01:24:20,301 --> 01:24:21,666 - Please! - It's oKay. 933 01:24:21,870 --> 01:24:23,303 I gotta taKe you to a hospital. 934 01:24:23,505 --> 01:24:25,837 We're gonna go to a hospital and everything's oKay. 935 01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:28,668 It's oKay. It's oKay. 936 01:24:29,244 --> 01:24:30,905 - Hurry. - It's oKay. 937 01:24:31,112 --> 01:24:34,445 It's oKay. It's oKay. It's oKay. 938 01:24:34,649 --> 01:24:37,243 You're all right. You're all right. It's oKay. 939 01:26:16,150 --> 01:26:17,640 Chief. 940 01:26:18,186 --> 01:26:20,051 We got another body up on Eagle Road. 941 01:26:20,455 --> 01:26:22,286 We got a witness. 942 01:26:22,490 --> 01:26:26,483 She saw a large man carrying a girl away from a crash. 943 01:26:26,694 --> 01:26:30,061 The state police believe the perp is barricaded inside of a shacK... 944 01:26:30,265 --> 01:26:31,732 ...just north of the crash site. 945 01:26:34,002 --> 01:26:34,991 OKay. 946 01:26:35,336 --> 01:26:36,325 Want me to handle it? 947 01:26:41,542 --> 01:26:43,942 - I thinK maybe you should drive. - Yes, sir. 948 01:26:45,947 --> 01:26:48,245 People, roll out. Going to Eagle Road. 949 01:26:49,017 --> 01:26:50,279 Who are you? 950 01:26:55,323 --> 01:26:56,722 You Know who I am, Angel. 951 01:26:58,626 --> 01:26:59,991 Now... 952 01:27:00,628 --> 01:27:02,459 ...repeat after me: 953 01:27:03,298 --> 01:27:04,663 I love you, Mommy. 954 01:27:07,001 --> 01:27:09,367 I love you, Mommy. 955 01:27:12,440 --> 01:27:14,704 I love you, Mommy. 956 01:27:18,112 --> 01:27:20,376 I love you, Mommy. 957 01:27:21,015 --> 01:27:22,482 I love you, Mommy. 958 01:27:22,950 --> 01:27:25,180 I love you, Mommy. 959 01:27:25,453 --> 01:27:26,852 I love you, Mommy. 960 01:27:27,055 --> 01:27:30,115 Mommy, I love you! Please! Please don't! 961 01:27:30,325 --> 01:27:33,055 Let me go! Let me go! 962 01:27:54,716 --> 01:27:56,741 You are surrounded. 963 01:27:56,984 --> 01:27:59,350 Come out with your hands up. 964 01:27:59,554 --> 01:28:03,957 - Help! Help, please! - I repeat. 965 01:28:04,158 --> 01:28:06,092 You are surrounded. 966 01:28:06,294 --> 01:28:09,491 - Come out with your hands up. - Don't! Please! 967 01:28:10,398 --> 01:28:13,333 - purchases today to keep that 10-year yield below 3 percent. 968 01:28:13,534 --> 01:28:18,494 That's a big issue. When stock traders start talking about Treasury yields... 969 01:28:18,740 --> 01:28:21,300 You're an asshole. 970 01:28:21,509 --> 01:28:22,771 This is breaking news. 971 01:28:22,977 --> 01:28:25,104 This is Chopper 2. I wanna take you below. 972 01:28:25,313 --> 01:28:29,181 This situation is just incredible. I can't believe what I'm reporting, but... 973 01:28:29,384 --> 01:28:33,684 ...a man who police believe to be deceased serial killer Michael Myers... 974 01:28:33,888 --> 01:28:37,585 ...has taken a hostage, now identified as Laurie Strode. 975 01:28:37,792 --> 01:28:40,556 Miss Strode allegedly shot and killed Myers herself... 976 01:28:40,762 --> 01:28:42,821 ...after being abducted on Halloween night. 977 01:28:43,030 --> 01:28:46,466 As if this story couldn't get more twisted, it was revealed earlier today- 978 01:28:46,667 --> 01:28:48,498 God, no. 979 01:28:49,837 --> 01:28:51,828 Come out with your hands up. 980 01:28:53,408 --> 01:28:55,672 You're surrounded. 981 01:28:56,010 --> 01:28:57,568 T ell me you got a shot, Caleb. 982 01:28:57,779 --> 01:29:00,577 - No, I can't get a clean shot. - Damn it. 983 01:29:00,782 --> 01:29:03,945 In the shacK. You're surrounded. 984 01:29:04,218 --> 01:29:06,015 There is no escape. 985 01:29:06,220 --> 01:29:08,950 Come out with your hands up. 986 01:29:10,425 --> 01:29:12,757 - Waste of fucKing time. - Chief. 987 01:29:12,960 --> 01:29:14,427 No sniper has a clean shot. 988 01:29:14,629 --> 01:29:17,996 Hey, hey, hey! Get this vehicle out of here. Sir, get bacK in the car. 989 01:29:18,199 --> 01:29:20,133 - Hold this. - Sheriff! 990 01:29:21,436 --> 01:29:23,063 Sheriff. 991 01:29:26,441 --> 01:29:27,499 Get up. Get up. 992 01:29:28,910 --> 01:29:32,437 There's an innocent girl in there I might have Kept safe... 993 01:29:32,647 --> 01:29:37,084 ...but for your greedy fucKing booK. 994 01:29:37,285 --> 01:29:40,948 I wanna shoot you. I wanna shoot you so bad. 995 01:29:41,155 --> 01:29:44,249 I wanna shoot him. I wanna shoot him! 996 01:29:44,459 --> 01:29:46,552 - I wanna fucKing shoot him! - Sheriff, please. 997 01:29:46,794 --> 01:29:49,558 You son of a bitch! You don't deserve to live. 998 01:29:50,131 --> 01:29:52,156 Please, I just... 999 01:29:52,366 --> 01:29:55,096 ...came here because I wanted to help. 1000 01:29:55,837 --> 01:29:59,273 There is nothing that you have to say... 1001 01:29:59,474 --> 01:30:00,634 ...that I wanna hear. 1002 01:30:00,842 --> 01:30:02,503 Sheriff, please. 1003 01:30:02,710 --> 01:30:04,234 You must trust me. 1004 01:30:04,512 --> 01:30:06,742 LooK, this is pointless. 1005 01:30:06,948 --> 01:30:09,974 Michael's never gonna respond to hostage negotiations. 1006 01:30:10,852 --> 01:30:12,444 Get him the fucK out of here. 1007 01:30:12,653 --> 01:30:14,245 Listen, I can draw him out. 1008 01:30:14,455 --> 01:30:16,320 I can draw him out. I need to do this. 1009 01:30:16,524 --> 01:30:18,754 - Let me do this. - Get him the fucK out of here! 1010 01:30:18,960 --> 01:30:21,929 All right, all right! I can walK from here, oKay. 1011 01:30:30,137 --> 01:30:31,399 Get out of there! 1012 01:30:32,473 --> 01:30:35,135 Sheriff! I owe you. 1013 01:30:35,343 --> 01:30:38,710 - I owe you this. - Goddamn it! 1014 01:30:39,313 --> 01:30:42,373 - Stand down! - Stand down! 1015 01:30:52,527 --> 01:30:53,994 Michael. 1016 01:30:58,099 --> 01:30:59,691 She... 1017 01:30:59,901 --> 01:31:02,369 ...needs to come with me. 1018 01:31:04,539 --> 01:31:06,803 - Come on. - I can't. 1019 01:31:07,008 --> 01:31:09,408 He's holding me down. 1020 01:31:10,077 --> 01:31:11,601 What? 1021 01:31:11,812 --> 01:31:15,475 Listen to me, Laurie. There's no one holding you down. 1022 01:31:15,716 --> 01:31:17,308 Let me go! 1023 01:31:17,885 --> 01:31:20,445 Listen to me, Laurie, listen! Stop! 1024 01:31:20,788 --> 01:31:22,278 Let me go! 1025 01:31:22,557 --> 01:31:24,684 Listen to me! 1026 01:31:25,259 --> 01:31:26,283 Stop it! 1027 01:31:26,527 --> 01:31:30,190 - Stop! It's all in your mind. - No! No! 1028 01:31:30,398 --> 01:31:32,696 - It's all in your mind! - Let me go! 1029 01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:34,627 - We are ready. - Stop! 1030 01:31:35,303 --> 01:31:36,930 - It is time, Michael. - Stop! 1031 01:31:37,438 --> 01:31:38,735 - TaKe us home. - Stop! 1032 01:31:39,774 --> 01:31:41,401 Stop! 1033 01:31:46,429 --> 01:31:48,488 Michael, for God in hell... 1034 01:31:49,065 --> 01:31:50,054 Die! 1035 01:31:55,805 --> 01:31:57,363 Now! 1036 01:33:35,271 --> 01:33:38,832 Hold your fire! Hold your fire! 75778

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