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[ Sighs ]
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I love springtime,
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when the bulky sweatshirts
come off,
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and you can see which guys
were in the gym all winter.
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What's that, snot?
Why am I so distracted today?
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'Cause I'm craving something,
something I've never had.
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Potato boobs!
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[ Chomping ]
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You can have
the starchy simulacra.
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I need to -- nay, I will touch
the real thing.
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_
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Exactly! What kind of guys
get boob at this school?
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I could be Tanya Johnson's baby.
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[ Speaks inaudibly ]
[ Coos ]
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But he's doing that. Or...
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Hello.
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Varsity athletes touch boob!
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'Cause they got
those cool letter jackets!
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[ Scoffs ] And how are you gonna
become a varsity athlete?
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_
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Hardly anyone's going out
for water polo.
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I-it's like they're
giving letter jackets away!
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Or you could buy
a foreign knockoff jacket
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and say you transferred in.
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I really think people don't
remember us.
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Good morning, U.S.A.
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I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day
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the sun in the sky
has a smile on his face
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and he's shinin' a salute
to the American race
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oh, boy, it's swell to say
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good --
good morning, U.S.A.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Man, these C.I.A. auctions
are amazing.
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There's so much cool stuff.
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Hey, can we get
a Farsi translator?
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Please, please, please?
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Will you feed her
and take her for walks?
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No.
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And sold!
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This working hellfire missile
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goes to the man stroking a cat
menacingly in the front row.
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[ Chuckles ]
Oh, it's not for me.
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It's for downtown Pittsburgh.
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[ Cat purrs ]
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Our next item is
a 26-foot sailboat
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seized off the coast
of Colombia.
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Wow.
Wow.
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I've always wanted to be
a boat guy.
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I know, right?
Hanging out on the deck,
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washing down fries
from the marina caf?
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with some cheap canned beer,
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making constant small repairs,
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getting sunburned
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and complaining
the whole time...
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Sounds like heaven.
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Why don't we start the bidding
at $5,000?
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Right here!
I see $5,000. Do I have --
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$10,000!
$20,000!
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$50,000!
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What the hell is going on?!
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'Scusies?
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Has the Colombian boat
been searched for cocaine?
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Uh, yes. There is no cocaine
on the boat.
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Take backs.
Me, too.
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I'm out.
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Sold to the transvestite
in the red dress.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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He is good.
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He's got a better eye
than Garry Marshall.
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Good afternoon, men,
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and welcome to
water polo tryouts.
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I'm the new coach,
James Hetfield.
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I know what you're thinking.
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"Whoa, the James Hetfield
from Metallica?"
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The answer is no way...
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even though
I look and sound like him
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and have all his guitars.
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The point is, if I had to deal
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with the kind of pressure
that guy's under,
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I'd probably crack
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and end up as
a high school water polo coach.
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So, it's a good thing
that I'm just
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this very different
James Hetfield.
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Okay, I appreciate
everyone's interest in the team,
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but I can only keep 13 boys.
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And...there are 13 of you
trying out.
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Okay, we're good.
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Sweet!
[ Door bangs open ]
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Not so...
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Uhh!
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[ Groans ] Not...
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not so fast!
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I'll take my jacket
in a women's medium.
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[ Water splashing ]
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I got cut
from water polo tryouts!
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So you're not on a team,
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and I don't get to hang
with the cool parents
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for yet another year.
Gotcha.
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[ Spoon clatters ]
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Great. No one cares.
I care.
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Klaus? Wh-where are you?
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On the table,
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under a pair
of Stan's workout shorts.
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He missed
the dirty clothes hamper...
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by, like, 80 feet.
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So tell me about
this water polo tryout.
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How was your eggbeater?
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Were your dry passes not to
the strong side hand?
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Uh...I don't know.
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Wha-- how do you know so much
about water polo?
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Eh, growing up,
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it was a terrific way
to avoid Turkish people.
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Now I can give you
some pointers,
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and we will force the coach
to reconsider you.
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Awesome!
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I am going to make you
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the greatest water polo player
in the world!
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Yeah!
Step aside, Peter Nordquis!
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Wow. You really know
your water polo.
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I was just making a name up.
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Welp, you got it right.
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Ready?
Ready!
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There seems to have been
a misunderstanding
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about what kind of boat guys
we're gonna be.
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Whoa! Is it true you guys
bought a sailboat?!
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What do you care?
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I love sailing. I practically
grew up on boats.
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I taught at sailing camp.
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It's the one thing
I'm really good at.
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I guess, statistically,
there had to be one.
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If you ever need any help
with the boat --
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No.
I'd be happy to --
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[ cocks gun ]
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Guns are a great tool
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for keeping things from
escalating out of control.
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Now then, about this outfit
disagreement...
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[ Cocks gun ]
You're gonna dress my way.
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Nice and easy.
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See? This works!
No talking!
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Let's hit the marina.
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[ Panting ]
I just got mugged!
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[ Both whistling ]
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Ugh. Look at your upper body
bobbing and swaying.
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You look like
a broken Barbie doll
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surfacing after a ferry sinking.
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Well, h-how do I stay still?
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Tuck your hips in.
[ Grunts ] Like this?
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Ugh. Here, watch me.
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Like this.
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Dude, what is wrong with you?
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I don't understand
what I'm supposed to do!
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You're supposed to do this.
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Aah!
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Tuck...your...hips!
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Ooh!
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Then you pick up a ball,
eggbeater for elevation,
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and fire it into the back of the net.
[ Grunts ]
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Whoa.
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Holy crap.
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You "ratatouille"'d me!
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But it's not like
I can go to tryouts with a --
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with a -- with a fish
hanging on my shorts.
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I'm just gonna
have to keep practicing
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till I can do it myself.
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[ Scoffs ]
A fish hanging on my shorts.
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You know, in Japan,
a fish on your shorts
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is eight years of
neither good nor bad luck.
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The Japanese
are very superstitious.
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[ Metallica's
"Master of Puppets" playing ]
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[ Chuckles ] Wow.
Smith, you just made the team.
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Master!
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Master!
[ Crank clicking ]
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Master!
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I don't know what got into you,
but I love it.
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You're stronger, more confident.
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Even your package looks bigger.
Well done.
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Nothing wrong with
a fish hanging in your shorts.
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[ Both laughing maniacally ]
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There's probably a few things
wrong with it.
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Look at those guys
with their tit-eating grins.
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Time to join 'em.
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All right, Klaus.
Take the curly reins.
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[ High-pitched voice ] Aah!
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Let's go, Scottie!
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Focus, Matt!
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Please note that I'm here, Nick!
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I have to go back to work soon!
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[ Whistle blows ]
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[ "Master of Puppets" playing ]
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[ Spectators cheer ]
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[ Spectators cheer ]
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[ Spectators cheer ]
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[ Spectators cheer ]
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Wow! Uh...go, Steve!
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Woman: You're Steve's mom?
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[ Hesitantly ] Yes?
Your son's a superstar!
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What are you doing
way over there?
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You have to sit with us!
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Really?
With the cool parents?
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Let me just check for something
in my purse.
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Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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[Bleep] Yes!
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Master!
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Master!
[ Spectators cheering ]
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Great first game, men.
That was as exciting
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as singing in front
of 70,000 people
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at Giants Stadium...
I would imagine.
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Tell you what.
You keep the wins going,
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I'm taking you all
to raging waters,
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and everyone can bring a friend.
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[ All cheer ]
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I'm bringing David!
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You hear that, buddy?
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Raging waters.
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So much water, so much rage.
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It sounds lovely.
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Well, you're gonna be
my plus-one.
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Really?
Of course. You're my partner.
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Hell, right now
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you're my best friend
in the whole world.
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[ Breathing unevenly ]
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[ Sobbing quietly ]
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[ Fizzles ]
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[ Water lapping,
seabird calling ]
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[ Slurping, gulping ]
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Slow down!
No wake!
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Assholes.
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[ Both gulping ]
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Thanks, buddy. [ Slurps ]
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Hey, you think we should, uh,
sand something?
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Something always needs sanding.
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[ Scratching ]
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[ Slurps ]
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Whew! Hot work.
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I could use
another cold one, Stan.
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Oh, I think we're out.
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Who the...What the...
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[ Angelic music plays ]
You boys looked dry.
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[ Fizzes ]
Welcome to the marina.
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Or as they say in Spanish,
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bienvenidos to the marina.
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I'm Van Dusen.
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I'm Roger, and this is Stan.
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We're just up
from the B.V.I.
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Ahh. Good sail.
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[ Slurps ] Good sail.
[ Slurps ] Good sail. Good sail.
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You, uh...painting
after you sand?
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You know it.
Ain't that just how it goes?
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It surely is.
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You know what I tell my friends
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when they ask what it's like
to own a boat?
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I say,
"Stand under a cold shower
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and tear up $100 bills."
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[ Laughing ] Oh, my God,
you're perfect!
260
00:10:33,970 --> 00:10:35,970
That's such a perfect thing
to say!
261
00:10:36,023 --> 00:10:38,189
[ Chuckles ] It surely is.
262
00:10:38,225 --> 00:10:42,243
Well, I'll see ya, boys.
I got a fuel line to patch.
263
00:10:43,580 --> 00:10:46,147
Did you see all the melanomas
on his arms?
264
00:10:46,183 --> 00:10:47,449
That's a boat guy.
265
00:10:47,484 --> 00:10:49,384
And now we are, too.
[ Clink ]
266
00:10:49,419 --> 00:10:51,986
How's the sanding going?
I think I've been sanding a window.
267
00:10:52,039 --> 00:10:53,321
Cool.
268
00:10:55,992 --> 00:10:57,292
Morning, mom.
269
00:10:57,327 --> 00:10:59,327
Sit, Steve.
I made you breakfast.
270
00:10:59,329 --> 00:11:01,463
I-I'm kind of running late
for school.
271
00:11:01,498 --> 00:11:03,331
This is just
a little thank-you
272
00:11:03,383 --> 00:11:06,084
for turning me into
one of the cool jock parents.
273
00:11:06,136 --> 00:11:07,502
Well, I'm glad to help.
274
00:11:07,554 --> 00:11:10,338
I never thought I'd be
part of their world
275
00:11:10,390 --> 00:11:14,008
because you and Hayley have
always sucked at everything.
276
00:11:14,061 --> 00:11:17,062
Hey. What's for breakfast?
Nothin'. Beat it.
277
00:11:18,348 --> 00:11:19,898
[ Metallica's
"All Nightmare Long" playing ]
278
00:11:19,933 --> 00:11:22,484
'Cause we hunt you down
without mercy
279
00:11:22,519 --> 00:11:26,054
hunt you down
all nightmare long
280
00:11:26,089 --> 00:11:28,590
feel us breathe
upon your face
281
00:11:28,625 --> 00:11:31,226
feel us shift,
every move we trace
282
00:11:31,261 --> 00:11:34,062
hunt you down without mercy
283
00:11:34,097 --> 00:11:35,997
hunt you down all night--
284
00:11:36,032 --> 00:11:37,399
[ camera shutter clicks ]
285
00:11:37,434 --> 00:11:39,033
Hey! No cameras!
286
00:11:39,035 --> 00:11:41,035
Are you reaching for something?
287
00:11:41,071 --> 00:11:42,420
Only greatness.
288
00:11:42,456 --> 00:11:43,922
I'm Amy Reed,
289
00:11:43,957 --> 00:11:45,206
sports editor of
the Pearl Bailey Gazette.
290
00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:47,208
A girl trying to make it
in a boys' world.
291
00:11:47,210 --> 00:11:48,960
I respect the hell out of that.
292
00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:50,628
You're taking the school
by storm,
293
00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:53,014
and I want to know
what makes you so good.
294
00:11:53,049 --> 00:11:55,316
My laser-like focus.
295
00:11:55,352 --> 00:11:57,252
[ Breathily ] Oh, my.
296
00:11:57,287 --> 00:11:59,521
To be continued.
297
00:12:00,323 --> 00:12:04,058
Okay, the new name for
your shorts is "The Bone Yard,"
298
00:12:04,094 --> 00:12:06,428
'cause there were
so many bones in there.
299
00:12:06,463 --> 00:12:07,962
Wait, did -- did you also
have a --
300
00:12:07,998 --> 00:12:10,665
Oh, don't tell me you didn't
feel mine, bro.
301
00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:12,267
That's bullshit, man.
302
00:12:16,506 --> 00:12:19,207
Ugh. Soggy.
303
00:12:19,242 --> 00:12:21,209
I can't get a single fry
in my mouth!
304
00:12:21,244 --> 00:12:22,460
[ Thud ]
Aah!
305
00:12:22,496 --> 00:12:24,245
I didn't ask for a beer!
306
00:12:24,297 --> 00:12:26,414
Throwing beers is the only thing
that breaks up the monotony.
307
00:12:26,466 --> 00:12:29,167
Owning a boat sucks.
It does.
308
00:12:29,219 --> 00:12:31,002
It's just constant maintenance.
309
00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:33,972
Should we...I don't know,
try sailing it?
310
00:12:34,007 --> 00:12:37,142
Where? Where in the ocean
do you need to go?
311
00:12:37,177 --> 00:12:40,645
Uh, here's the bill
for this month's slip fee.
312
00:12:42,265 --> 00:12:44,399
Are you kidding me?
Oh, my God!
313
00:12:44,434 --> 00:12:47,519
$14?! That's an hour
of kiln time!
314
00:12:47,571 --> 00:12:49,437
That's it.
We're sellin' the boat.
315
00:12:49,439 --> 00:12:50,688
Heh, good luck.
316
00:12:50,740 --> 00:12:54,159
I've been trying to sell mine
for 15 years.
317
00:12:54,194 --> 00:12:58,246
Trouble is, most people know
how stupid it is to own a boat.
318
00:12:58,281 --> 00:13:00,615
Sometimes I just wish
this thing would sink
319
00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:02,700
so I could get
the insurance money.
320
00:13:02,752 --> 00:13:05,253
That gives me an idea.
321
00:13:05,288 --> 00:13:06,688
Me, too.
322
00:13:06,723 --> 00:13:09,207
Oh, I love it when we have
ideas at the same time!
323
00:13:09,259 --> 00:13:11,709
So do I! Bring it in.
324
00:13:11,761 --> 00:13:13,595
[ Lowered voice ] I think
we should get pinkberry.
325
00:13:13,630 --> 00:13:15,213
[ Lowered voice ] Oh, yum, yum,
yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
326
00:13:15,265 --> 00:13:18,132
And after that, let's commit...
[ Whispers ] insurance fraud.
327
00:13:18,168 --> 00:13:21,436
[ Whispers ] It's so easy
to make plans with you.
328
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:25,573
Hey, Klaus.
329
00:13:25,609 --> 00:13:28,276
I see Amy's water polo story
came out in the school paper.
330
00:13:28,311 --> 00:13:31,346
Yeah, pretty cool.
She calls me the "Pool Shark."
331
00:13:31,381 --> 00:13:35,149
"When asked how he got so good
at water polo, Smith replied,
332
00:13:35,185 --> 00:13:38,353
"'by being totally awesome
all by myself with no help.
333
00:13:38,388 --> 00:13:39,654
#blessed'"
334
00:13:39,689 --> 00:13:41,456
what is this crap?!
335
00:13:41,491 --> 00:13:44,158
Come on! I couldn't say
I had a fish in my shorts.
336
00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,727
I-I'd get kicked off
the team!
337
00:13:45,762 --> 00:13:47,595
You wouldn't even be on the team
338
00:13:47,631 --> 00:13:49,664
if I wasn't steering you
by the pubes.
339
00:13:49,666 --> 00:13:52,000
Ugh, Klaus, stop being
such a baby.
340
00:13:52,052 --> 00:13:53,384
It's one stupid article.
341
00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:55,169
Yeah, but --
But nothing!
342
00:13:55,171 --> 00:13:57,589
I'm not forgetting about you,
I swear to God!
343
00:13:57,641 --> 00:14:00,174
[ Horn honks ]
Oh, that's the bus to raging waters.
344
00:14:00,176 --> 00:14:02,343
Great, I'll get my stuff.
345
00:14:02,345 --> 00:14:03,561
I'm ready.
346
00:14:03,597 --> 00:14:05,013
Oh. Yeah...
347
00:14:05,065 --> 00:14:06,347
Ugh.
348
00:14:06,383 --> 00:14:08,249
Um, about that...
349
00:14:08,285 --> 00:14:12,186
Come on, Steve!
Thanks for inviting me!
350
00:14:12,222 --> 00:14:13,788
Dude.
351
00:14:13,823 --> 00:14:17,775
I know I invited you first,
but you can't compete with that.
352
00:14:19,613 --> 00:14:24,032
If it's competition you want,
then prepare to lose.
353
00:14:24,084 --> 00:14:25,416
Uh, but not right now,
of course,
354
00:14:25,452 --> 00:14:26,784
because you're killing it.
355
00:14:26,836 --> 00:14:28,703
You're taking a hot girl
to a water park,
356
00:14:28,755 --> 00:14:33,091
and I'm stuck home in a bowl.
But things can change.
357
00:14:33,126 --> 00:14:37,512
Oh, yes, change is in the air.
358
00:14:37,547 --> 00:14:40,597
Change is a-comin'.
359
00:14:40,717 --> 00:14:42,590
Chan--
360
00:14:45,011 --> 00:14:47,078
It's been a hell of a season,
men.
361
00:14:47,113 --> 00:14:49,513
You've played for me,
for each other,
362
00:14:49,549 --> 00:14:50,965
and for this letter jacket.
363
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,001
Now let's go send
Fairfax Country Day School...
364
00:14:54,053 --> 00:14:58,089
Off to never-never land, ah!
365
00:15:04,931 --> 00:15:07,565
'Sup?
Ready to do this?
366
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:08,933
I'm thinking today
367
00:15:08,935 --> 00:15:11,769
the pool shark will be
doing it by himself.
368
00:15:11,771 --> 00:15:14,605
I'm too engrossed
in this week's cafeteria menu.
369
00:15:14,607 --> 00:15:16,607
[ Sighs ] Is this about
raging waters?
370
00:15:16,659 --> 00:15:17,942
Sloppy Joe Friday.
371
00:15:17,994 --> 00:15:20,611
Start your weekend
on the toilet.
372
00:15:20,663 --> 00:15:23,114
Fine. I don't need you.
Yeah, yeah.
373
00:15:23,116 --> 00:15:25,082
This is gonna be like
the part of "Ratatouille"
374
00:15:25,118 --> 00:15:26,617
when the human realizes
375
00:15:26,619 --> 00:15:28,002
he doesn't need the rat
any more,
376
00:15:28,037 --> 00:15:30,004
and then he's really successful
on his own,
377
00:15:30,039 --> 00:15:31,706
and then the movie ends.
378
00:15:33,126 --> 00:15:34,625
The movie doesn't end
379
00:15:34,677 --> 00:15:37,628
when you fall asleep
with your blankie, Steve.
380
00:15:37,664 --> 00:15:38,896
[ Whistle blows ]
381
00:15:38,931 --> 00:15:40,164
[ Cheering ]
382
00:15:40,199 --> 00:15:42,133
[ Grunting ]
383
00:15:42,135 --> 00:15:43,517
[ Coughs ]
384
00:15:43,553 --> 00:15:46,053
[ Smack ]
385
00:15:46,105 --> 00:15:48,472
The hell's wrong with you,
Smith?!
386
00:15:48,474 --> 00:15:49,940
Is Steve all right?
387
00:15:49,976 --> 00:15:53,477
I don't think so.
He's losing his mother's love.
388
00:15:53,479 --> 00:15:55,980
[ Grunting ]
389
00:15:56,032 --> 00:15:58,816
Look at you, quivering like
the Italian army.
390
00:15:58,818 --> 00:16:01,652
That's because your legs are as
weak as the Italian air force,
391
00:16:01,704 --> 00:16:04,538
which is why you've taken fewer
shots than the Italian Navy.
392
00:16:04,574 --> 00:16:06,040
I'm not just gonna float here
393
00:16:06,075 --> 00:16:08,793
and let you compare me to
the entire Italian armed forces.
394
00:16:08,828 --> 00:16:12,129
Well, what are you gonna
do about it, paisan?
395
00:16:12,165 --> 00:16:14,048
I'm gonna use all my strength
396
00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:16,500
to be the pool shark
I know I can be!
397
00:16:16,502 --> 00:16:20,755
[ Triumphant music playing ]
398
00:16:26,512 --> 00:16:28,179
[ Glass shatters ]
399
00:16:28,181 --> 00:16:30,181
Oh! Just missed.
400
00:16:30,233 --> 00:16:34,685
[ Weakly ] And I used...
all my strength.
401
00:16:36,022 --> 00:16:37,855
[ Thinking ]Oh, God.
402
00:16:37,857 --> 00:16:40,191
Am I drowning?
403
00:16:40,243 --> 00:16:42,576
I am drowning.
404
00:16:42,612 --> 00:16:44,829
My life is flashingbefore my eyes.
405
00:16:44,864 --> 00:16:47,698
[ Claps hands ]
[ Singsongy ] Come to mama!
406
00:16:49,202 --> 00:16:50,868
[ Thud ]
407
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,539
What?! No!
408
00:16:55,591 --> 00:16:57,925
Have fun tonight, honey.
409
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,761
Give him everything he wants.
410
00:17:00,797 --> 00:17:02,930
You bet.
411
00:17:05,134 --> 00:17:06,934
[ Both moaning ]
412
00:17:06,969 --> 00:17:09,186
No! Those are my boobs!
413
00:17:09,222 --> 00:17:12,056
Stop...ignoring me.
414
00:17:31,711 --> 00:17:33,994
[ Bubbling ]
415
00:17:36,249 --> 00:17:39,633
[ Coughing, sputtering ]
416
00:17:39,669 --> 00:17:41,886
You okay?
[ Coughs ]
417
00:17:41,921 --> 00:17:45,723
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm better than okay.
418
00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:49,927
It took me being underwater
to finally see things clearly.
419
00:17:49,929 --> 00:17:52,596
That's a great lyric.
420
00:17:52,598 --> 00:17:54,181
I got my confidence back.
421
00:17:54,233 --> 00:17:55,683
I quit.
422
00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:00,638
I have a confession to make.
423
00:18:00,673 --> 00:18:04,241
I didn't become a great
water polo player all by myself.
424
00:18:04,277 --> 00:18:07,812
In fact, the guy that
made me great is here today.
425
00:18:07,847 --> 00:18:09,613
[ Lowered voice ] Dude,
what are you doing?
426
00:18:09,649 --> 00:18:13,217
You see, sometimes one member of
the team gets the spotlight,
427
00:18:13,252 --> 00:18:14,885
even though
he couldn't have done it
428
00:18:14,921 --> 00:18:17,621
without another member --
an important member.
429
00:18:17,657 --> 00:18:20,658
I'm talking about the little guy
in my swimsuit.
430
00:18:20,693 --> 00:18:23,260
And I think it's time
for everybody to meet him.
431
00:18:23,296 --> 00:18:25,679
[ All gasp ]
432
00:18:26,883 --> 00:18:29,383
Welp, it was a good run.
433
00:18:29,435 --> 00:18:31,719
Stop! You'll lose everything.
434
00:18:31,771 --> 00:18:34,021
This guy doesn't get
the attention he deserves.
435
00:18:34,056 --> 00:18:36,807
Maybe 'cause he's so small.
Prove it!
436
00:18:36,809 --> 00:18:40,110
'Scuse me. Sorry.
Just making my way out.
437
00:18:40,146 --> 00:18:41,812
I know how this ends.
438
00:18:41,814 --> 00:18:43,364
He gets a little shy.
439
00:18:43,399 --> 00:18:46,400
M-maybe if I stroke him a bit,
he'll pop his head out.
440
00:18:46,452 --> 00:18:48,152
That's so gross.
441
00:18:48,154 --> 00:18:50,321
I'm so cold.
442
00:18:50,323 --> 00:18:51,956
Are you a varsity athlete?
443
00:18:51,991 --> 00:18:53,991
No. My dad owns
a jacket company.
444
00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:56,710
Oh, my God. [ Giggles ]
445
00:18:56,746 --> 00:18:58,963
Okay, everybody,
I see how this looks.
446
00:18:58,998 --> 00:19:01,832
I'm not a weirdo.
I just have a fish in my shorts.
447
00:19:01,884 --> 00:19:03,834
He's been helping me
get a jacket.
448
00:19:03,886 --> 00:19:06,253
Seemed like a good way
to get to second base.
449
00:19:06,305 --> 00:19:08,923
Thinking about
switching schools.
450
00:19:11,394 --> 00:19:13,677
I think she's ready.
Shipshape.
451
00:19:13,679 --> 00:19:17,848
Hey, guys! I'm so psyched you
invited me to take the boat out!
452
00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:20,100
Well, Jeff, we realized
how selfish we'd been,
453
00:19:20,152 --> 00:19:22,269
and we wanted to share
the boat-guy lifestyle
454
00:19:22,321 --> 00:19:24,071
with someone who'd
appreciate it.
455
00:19:24,106 --> 00:19:27,107
Awesome. So, can I cast off?
456
00:19:27,159 --> 00:19:29,443
You mean drive it?
Yeah, sure, knock yourself out.
457
00:19:29,495 --> 00:19:31,195
Hey, dad.
458
00:19:31,247 --> 00:19:34,164
Whoa! Hayley, Hayley, we just
invited Jeff to go sailing.
459
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,783
But it's our anniversary.
460
00:19:35,835 --> 00:19:37,334
Of what?
Being married.
461
00:19:37,370 --> 00:19:40,955
And what better way to celebrate
than a sunset sail?
462
00:19:41,007 --> 00:19:42,423
Eh, mind the lines.
463
00:19:45,094 --> 00:19:48,095
[ Adventurous music playing ]
464
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:59,390
[ Seabirds calling ]
465
00:19:59,392 --> 00:20:00,941
So that's what sailing's
supposed to look like.
466
00:20:00,977 --> 00:20:02,226
Would've been cool if we'd done that.
Yeah.
467
00:20:02,278 --> 00:20:03,894
So, how long till
the boat sinks?
468
00:20:03,946 --> 00:20:05,813
Mm, as soon
as the painter's tape
469
00:20:05,865 --> 00:20:09,199
that's covering the big hole
in the bottom disintegrates.
470
00:20:09,235 --> 00:20:10,401
Well, let's go get 'em
471
00:20:10,453 --> 00:20:12,820
and collect
that sweet boat insurance.
472
00:20:12,872 --> 00:20:14,788
Boat insurance?
Who insures a boat?
473
00:20:14,824 --> 00:20:16,907
I thought the play was
life insurance.
474
00:20:16,909 --> 00:20:18,242
What?
475
00:20:18,244 --> 00:20:19,910
I took out a very aggressive
policy on Jeff.
476
00:20:19,912 --> 00:20:22,162
Damn it, Roger,
we can't let them drown!
477
00:20:22,214 --> 00:20:25,416
It's, uh, it's actually a pretty
important part of the plan.
478
00:20:25,468 --> 00:20:27,468
The -- the, uh, crux,
if you will.
479
00:20:27,503 --> 00:20:29,253
Ugh, forget it. They lived.
480
00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:34,091
[ Panting ] That was horrible!
The boat just sank!
481
00:20:34,093 --> 00:20:36,260
And the life jackets
didn't help at all!
482
00:20:36,312 --> 00:20:38,262
It's like they're filled
with sand.
483
00:20:38,314 --> 00:20:40,347
Roger!
It wasn't me!
484
00:20:40,399 --> 00:20:42,483
Wait a minute.
[ Click ]
485
00:20:45,488 --> 00:20:47,104
Cocaine!
486
00:20:47,156 --> 00:20:48,989
Stan, do you know what
this means?!
487
00:20:49,025 --> 00:20:50,441
I sure do.
488
00:20:50,493 --> 00:20:52,672
It means all three of you
are going to prison.
489
00:20:53,488 --> 00:20:54,580
Wait, what?
490
00:20:55,175 --> 00:20:59,051
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