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[Theme - Jack Jones, "love boat
theme"]

Theme song: Love,
exciting and new.

Come aboard, we're
expecting you.

And love, life's
sweetest reward.

Let it flow, it
floats back to you.

Love boat, soon we'll
be making another run.

The love boat, promises
something for everyone.

Set a course for adventure, your
mind on a new romance, and love

won't hurt anymore.

It's an open smile
on a friendly shore.

It's love.

Welcome aboard, it's love.

[Music playing]

[Laughs]

What a cruise
this is going to be.

We're sailing through
the international

festival of fashion.

Yeah, with all these
luscious models [inaudible]

What about the designers?

I mean, there's halston, Gloria
Vanderbilt, Jeffrey bean.

Geoffrey beene.

And Bob mackey.

Now this is living, sunny
days and starry nights

and all those gorgeous models.

Can I assume that I will
also see some hard work?

Oh sure, captain.

Models work very hard.

Good evening.

I'm Bob mackey.

Welcome aboard, Mr. Mackey.

I'm captain stubing.

It's an honor to meet you.

Thank you, captain.

Mr. Mackey designs the gals
role the big TV stars, Carol

Burnett, Ann-Margret, Cher.

That's right.

You've heard them say
"clothes make the man."

Well, I'm the man that
makes the clothes.

Enjoy the cruise.

I'm sure I will.

Carol Burnett,
Ann-Margret, Cher.

Boy, I'd like to wear
their hand-me-downs.

Hello.

I'm Gloria Vanderbilt.

Welcome aboard,
miss Vanderbilt.

You look absolutely beautiful.

Oh, well I've never seen a
more gorgeous looking crew.

Miss Vanderbilt, I am
such a big fan of yours.

I don't have my autograph book,
but would you mind signing

the back pocket of my trousers?

Good evening, sir.

My name is Geoffrey beene.

Welcome aboard, Mr. Beene.

Mr. Beene, do you make
any of those little string

bikini bathing suits?

No, I don't like
bathing suits.

Oh, that's too bad,
because if you did,

you could call it
the string bean.

Oh, it's going to be
that type of cruise, is it?

Hey, who's that lucky guy?

How do you do?

I'm halston.

I'm happy to have you with us.

Did you know that halston is
the first American designer

to bring high fashion
to mainland China?

Yes, every now
and again, it is

good to get out of the office.

I certainly like
the way you travel.

You back same way I do,
only take what you need.

Just the bare essentials.

Well.

Well, well.

Welcome aboard.

I'm Adam bricker, the ship's
doctor and chief charmer.

Very nice to meet
you, Mr. Bricker.

I'm benita James.

You're undoubtedly the top
model in the fashion show.

I just hope you're
as good at medicine

as you are at flattery.

No, no.

I'm not a model, I'm a designer.

I design them, clothes.

I'm sure you have
a beautiful line.

And I'm sure you think that
you have a beautiful line.

Sid, there she is.

It was nice talking to you.

- A pleasure.
- See you later.

Bye bye.

Bye.

That's our target.

That's gorgeous.

Ripping off her
designs is going to be

a lot more fun than I expected.

Can anybody help me here?

What can I do for you, sir?

Has anybody been
looking for me?

I don't know, sir.

Who are you?

Harley.

Blanchard.

Harley Blanchard originals.

And I'm his daughter, Mandy.

Oh, the original Harley
Blanchard original.

Is someone supposed
to meet you here, sir?

Yes, my idiot assistant,
who is supposed to be bringing

my new line of clothes onboard.

I knew I couldn't
trust him with it.

Now, daddy, just relax.

Alvin will be here.

I'm sure everything
will be all right.

Yeah, everything
will be all right.

That's what general
custer's daughter told

him just before he got scalped.

Hi, Mr. Blanchard.

Alvin, you moron.

Look what you're doing
to those clothes.

Oh no, sir, it's ok.

This is a rented tux.

Not your clothes, my
clothes, the ones we're

showing at the fashion show.

Sir, i'm--

I'm terribly sorry.

You must think I'm very clumsy.

You don't want to
know what I think.

[Inaudible] That's everything.

Not quite, bill.

You're standing on my foot.

Daddy, are you all right?

Is there anything
I can do, sir?

If there is, we haven't
discovered it yet.

I'm going to my cabin now.

I must rest.

I'll show you the rest.

Thank you.

Alvin, you're such a klutz.

But I love you.

I know, I can't help it.

Your father makes me so nervous.

Besides, I don't want to
be an errand boy assistant.

I want to be a designer.

That'll come in time.

Be patient.

But for now, you've got
to pull yourself together.

What's daddy going to say when
he finds out we're married?

Two things.

I'm fired as his assistant and
you're fired as his daughter.

Hello, captain.

I'm Charles Paris.

The Charles Paris?

The house of Paris cosmetics?

Welcome aboard.

I'm captain stubing.

It's a pleasure, captain.

Tell me something.

Have you found her?

[Inaudible] Miss Paris?

No, I'm afraid not.

We're coming out with a
whole line of perfumes

and we still haven't found
quite the right image.

Is that why you're
on this fashion cruise,

to search for the
next miss Paris?

Well, a woman
that extraordinary

isn't that easy to find.

So this could wind up just
being a working vacation.

One request, please.

Yes?

Please don't tell
anyone who I am.

I don't want to be pursued by
every young woman on the ship.

I understand.

It happens to me all the time.

I'm glad you're enjoying it.

Captain stubing.

Yes.

I'm Joan atkins.

A mutual friend, Kate
Webster, asked me

to be sure to say hello to you.

How do you do, miss atkins?

I assume that you're a
model in the fashion show.

Yes, I am.

I can tell.

Models are usually
beautiful, but you

are much more than that.

You're unusually beautiful.

Captain stubing, I plan to
write Kate Webster immediately

to tell her the
world's most unusually

beautiful sea captain.

Thank you.

Hello.

We're the crawfords.

The crawfords form the
Crawford model agency.

Oh gee, I bet that's an exciting
life, being model agents.

It is, if you're
excited by being

in the midst of beautiful girls
who seem to be getting younger

and more beautiful every
day while you are not.

Kaye, should I tell
you now that you're

as beautiful as
any of our models,

or shall I wait till later?

Both.

You're on fiesta 131.

You can take the stairs
in the purser's office.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

What's joanne doing here?

Oh, I booked her
for the fashion show.

I distinctly told you I
didn't want joanne in the show.

I wanted all younger girls.

Priscilla, I didn't
get a chance to tell her.

Not the chance to tell
her, you just didn't

have the guts to tell her.

Oh, come on.

Hon, wait a minute.

Look, I think joanne's deserving
of some special consideration

from us.

I mean, after all, she
was our first model

when we opened our agency.

George Washington was
our first president.

He's not in the show, either.

Tell her she's out.

Yeah, Priscilla, i--

she's out.

Julie.

Oh my god.

Hi.

How are you.

It's so good to see you.

Oh guys, Jack,
gopher, Isaac, this

is the girl I've
been telling you

about, my oldest and dearest
friend, Melissa Monday.

- What a pleasure to meet you.
- Hello.

How are you?

How do you do?

How do you do?

Melissa and I were
sorority sisters in college.

Delta gamma.

Boy, we sure turned that
house inside out, didn't we?

We sure did.

Oh, everything's all set.

I put a cot in my cabin
and you can have the bed.

Great.

We'll have a pajama party,
just like old times.

- Ok.
- Sounds good.

What time should we show up?

I think we're going
to have a great time.

I reserved all my
free time for you.

Oh, by the way, my cabin's
on the coral deck, 125.

I'm 123.

Mine's closer.

I'll see you there.

Bye.

[Boat horn]

[Music playing]

Alvin, what's in this one?

Oh, the dress you
love, the one I designed.

I brought it to
show your father.

Alvin, I really don't
think this is the right time.

Why not?

I design clothes just
as well as anyone else

and someday your father's
going to know it.

Oh, is that going to be
before or after he finds out

we're married.

It's been a week already.

I'll tell him.

I'll tell him, Mandy.

I just-- I'm just waiting
until he's in a good mood.

Oh, you can't put
it off that long.

Look, I'll tell him right
after the fashion show, ok?

Oh, Alvin.

You know I can't
refuse you anything.

Anything.

Anything.

Bill, did you
hang up the clothes?

What's going on here?

Oh, yes, yes.

That's much better.

Sir, sir, have you ever
thought of redesigning

this dress with a v-neck?

This could really be a winner.

Never mind that.

Why isn't that dress unpacked?

Oh, that.

Sir, I was just getting to that.

You have to treat
these with care.

You see this design, it's
going to make fashion history.

This dress alone is going
to buy me a villa in Rome

and another Rolls-Royce
and a 100-foot yacht.

Well, sir, isn't that an awful
lot to charge for one dress?

[Music playing]

Good morning,
ladies and gentlemen.

This is your captain speaking.

For those passengers interested
to seeing the latest fashions

in cruise wear, an
informal show is now

in progress on the lido deck.

Woman (over pa): Welcome
to our sneak peek preview

of spring fashions
and pool wear.

The lovely joanne atkins
is wearing a very smart

outfit of white raw silk slacks,
a midtop, and matching sweater.

She'll be fit for any
sport in this fashion set.

Elsie rodham is showing
this unique scarf dress.

It's a hand-painted silk with
each pattern of one-of-a-kind.

Melissa Monday is definitely a
breathtaking vision in white.

Her white silk pants are
topped with a high-collared,

romantic victorian lace blouse.

These styles are just appetizers
for the delights to come

on our exciting fashion cruise.

So this is what
you do for a living.

It sure beats working.

Listen, after the
show, let me take

you for a tour of the ship.

Sorry, Julie.

I already promised gopher.

What about me?

You've already seen the ship.

Mm, you sure look
like my dream girl.

If you think that
I'm your dream girl,

you're still dreaming.

Why don't you let me
take you out tonight

and show you the moon?

That's ok.

I think I can find it.

I don't think I've seen you.

Oh really?

I'm a very direct person.

My name is Charles.

I think we should get
to know each other.

Liz Farrel, and i'm
also very direct and busy.

Why don't you join me
for a drink afterwards?

The sun's going to
make you very thirsty.

Thank you, but I think
I'll wait until lunch.

All right, why don't
I join you for lunch?

Sorry, but this is a
working cruise for me.

Nothing personal.

In the words of
John Paul Jones,

I have not yet begun to fight.

Nothing personal.

I know that guy
from somewhere.

Don't ask me where.

Ok, I won't.

Oh, Chicago,
the lingerie show.

You know, he pinched
me in the elevator.

That could have been anybody.

Excuse me, miss James, this is
Vicki, our captain's daughter.

She's very eager to meet you.

Hi, Vicki, how are you?

I'm fine, thank you.

I saw your collection
in teen boutique,

and those new French
jumpsuits are fantastic.

Well, I'm so
glad you like them.

Thanks for the compliment.

You see, the reason
she wants to meet

you is because she's interested
in designing as a career.

Really?

I'm just learning.

I've only done a few.

Well, I'd like to see
some of your pictures.

Would you really?

Sure I would.

You just bring them by
anytime you feel like it,

as many as you have, all right?

She sure is a knockout, huh?

Will you forget about that?

Keep your mind on
those sketches.

The boss wants to see them
before everyone else does

at the fashion show, not after.

Relax.

It's as good as done.

Say thank you, Vicki.

Thank you, Vicki.

Pardon me.

I'm Sidney Sloan.

You've probably
never heard of me.

Sad, but true, Sidney.

Well, this sure
proves that if I

waited for someone to
introduce us, we'd never meet.

Now this way, we've already met.

Sad, but true, Sidney.

Benita, benita James.

Pleasure, benita.

I overheard you talking
about your designs.

In a way, we're in
similar occupations.

Really?
How is that?

I'm an architect.

Oh, well then we are brothers
under the skin, so to speak.

Something like that.

Look, why don't we get
together later for a cocktail

to get acquainted
and then we can

discuss our work over dinner?

Thanks, but I don't think so.

Oh, come on now.

It's not often a
guy like me gets

to meet someone with
that rare combination

of creativity and beauty.

Well, if you put
it that way, how

about 7 o'clock in the lounge?

7 o'clock.

I'll be there.

How about that?

Melissa?

Oh, Julie.

I talked to the
captain and told him

I couldn't sit at
his table tonight

so we can have dinner together.

Oh great, I can't wait.

Here you go, gorgeous.

Oh, Larry.

Larry, this is my oldest
friend, Julie McCoy.

Julie, this is my newest
friend, Larry Wells.

Hello, how do you do?

My pleasure, Julie.

Hey, why don't we have
these out on deck?

It seems a shame to waste
such beautiful weather, hm?

Ok.

I'll see you later
at dinner, Julie?

Mhm.

Nice meeting you.

Your ship is just lovely.

Thank you.

I haven't been this
relaxed in a long time.

Why don't you call me meryl?

Then we can both be relaxed.

All right, meryl.

If you want to know a secret,
I already thought about just

meryl instead of as a captain.

You'll just have
to work all of that

out, dear, because I've
checked it out twice.

Oh, there's joanne.

Now's the time to tell
her she's not going

to be in the fashion show.

Look, Priscilla, if you don't
want her in the show so much,

why don't you just tell her?

Because you booked her when
you knew I didn't want her,

so you are going to be
the one to tell her.

Joanne, hi.

Priscilla, Bob, hi.

I want you to meet
some friends of mine.

Captain stubing, Priscilla
and Bob Crawford.

How are you?

Hello, captain,
nice to meet you.

Thank you.

I was the
Crawford's first model

when they opened up the agency.

Yes, yes, captain.

The three of us started
out a long time ago,

a very long time ago.

Ms. Atkins is having
dinner with me tonight.

I'd be very pleased if
both of you would join us.

We'd love to.

Yes, we would.

Good.

Joanne, Bob wants
to talk to you.

Oh, honey not now.

They're busy.

We can talk later.

Ok, see you at dinner.

See you later.

Bye bye.

Priscilla, I just
couldn't tell her then.

I mean, she looks so happy.

You're right.

Why don't you wait and
find a time when she looks

very unhappy and then tell her.

[Music playing]

How do I look, ok?

You look beautiful.

If I was benita James, I
wouldn't be able to resist,

either.

I don't want to
look that beautiful.

Just remember, the boss
has the whole factory,

waiting for those designs.

You've got to get them tonight
so we can them on the plane

when we dock tomorrow.

Harry, would you relax?

Don't worry about it.

I'll get them.

In a way, it's too bad.

What?

What's too bad?

That benita James, she's
kind of a special gal.

I almost wish we didn't
have to take adv--

sid, we're industrial spies.

That's our business,
our only business.

Of course, Harry.

Then why don't
I feel of course?

Liz, can I borrow
your eyeliner?

Sure.

And your lipstick.

There you go.

And your blush.

Why don't I just
lend you my face?

But then what would you wear?

Oh, thank you.

Gee, I wonder what
this could be.

It's perfume, original sin.

I've been trying to think
of an original sin for years.

"Having a lonely time,
wish you were here.

Charles."

Isn't that the
guy that was trying

to pick you up on the deck?

He certainly is persistent.

Also a spender.

It's the family size.

Julie.

Julie, listen.

Something came up.

Larry's going to meet
in the pirate's cove

and I can't have dinner.

I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry, but
I'll explain later, ok.

Listen, when are you and
I going to get together?

Hey there, sailor.

Looking for some company?

My friend Melissa
couldn't make it.

Sorry, Julie, that place
is reserved for someone else.

Dining with a model, right?

Well, it's a dirty job
but somebody's got to do it.

Hi, gophie.

Hi, kid.

Julie, this is susie.

Susie, this is Julie.

Why don't you see what doc's
doing for dinner tonight?

Oh, something tells me
he's not available, either.

But that's ok, I'm not really
all that hungry, anyway.

Bye, goph.

Hey there, doll.

You're the best looking
dish in this restaurant.

Oh, why thank you, Mr.--

bingo, but you
can call me frank.

If you're looking for dinner
company, you can eat with me.

Oh, gee, that's
awfully sweet of you,

but I ate at the early sitting.

This is the early sitting.

Oh, well then
why am I standing?

Mandy, I have made up my mind.

I have got to tell your
father we're married.

I know, right after
the fashion show.

No, no.

Right away.

Really?

You really mean it?

Yes.

All this hiding behind
his back is ridiculous.

As soon as he gets here,
I'm going to tell him.

Oh, Alvin.

Good evening, my love.

Daddy.

Bill.

Mr. Blanchard.

Sir, i-- I have something
I'd like to tell you.

I've decided-- I've decided--

I have decided on the prime rib.

Good, bill.

Good.

Very brave.

So I said, all models
want to go to Hollywood

and become actresses,
but don't worry,

you'll come crawling back.

So since then, I opened the
door to the agency every morning

expecting to see her.

But for some reason,
Princess grace

hasn't come crawling back.

[Laughs]

Oh, what an exciting
business you're all in.

Yes.

After all this time,
I still love it.

I don't know what we
would do without it.

Isn't that right?

Right, right.

May I join you for dessert?

Thank you.

Well, there's one
thing about you, Charles.

You don't take no for an answer.

You're wearing my perfume.

I'm the one that's got it on.

It was too overpowering for her.

I'm sorry.

Oh, that's ok, Charles.

It's the thought that counts.

Well, like they say, two's
company and three's kinky.

You've got school tomorrow.

Liz, I want to
tell you something.

Uh Charles, don't
you think you're

just moving a bit too fast?

You're absolutely right.

I think we should wait until
we have some coffee, ok.

Waiter, two coffees.

[Music playing]

[Applause]

That's what I call
good dance music.

That was fun.

- Well.
- Cheers.

Cheers.

You know, Sidney, I've
always admired architects.

Well, of course.

That's because we're artistic,
sensitive, and modest.

Especially modest.

Excuse me, may we
interrupt for a moment?

Sure.

Hi, doc.

Hi.

Show her the sketch, Vicki.

Oh, it's really crude.

That's all right,
let's have a look.

Hey.

Gee, that's not bad at all.

Just one thing.

Vicki, have a look.

See this line, here.

It's just a little
out of proportion,

but other than that,
it's very good, indeed.

You have a good sense of style.

Thank you.

All right, look at this one.

Doc, doc, they're on a date.

Oh, I'm sorry.

How about if we come
back in 15 minutes?

Doc.

I'm really impressed.

I mean, even kids coming
to you for advice.

You must be good.

Oh, I am.

That's because I'm so artistic,
sensitive, and modest.

Touch .

Sidney, would you like
to see some of my designs?

Not really.

Oh?

You see, I'm only
interested in the designer.

Oh, that's sweet.

Imagine, me dancing with you.

I can't believe it's happening.

I can't, either.

Hi.

Hi.

Excuse me.

May I cut in?

Oh, sure.

Don't tire her out.

We've got a long
night ahead of us.

Thank you.

I'm a doctor, I can't
ignore someone in pain.

Hi.

Hi.

I am sure of it.

I know that man from someplace.

But I'm telling you, he's
as familiar as the back

of my hand.

My hand.

Wait a second.

That's where I know him from.

I did a nail Polish
commercial for his company.

That man is Charles Paris.

The cosmetic--

ssh.

You mean the cosmetics man?

The guy that's been searching
for the new miss Paris?

That's him.

But you know what?

I think he found her.

Hi.

Hi.

Where's joanne?

Um, Bob had some important
business to discuss with her.

There's nothing
wrong, is there?

No, not really.

Well, actually, joanne was
booked into this fashion show

by mistake.

Now Bob has to
tell her she's out.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

I know she was looking
forward to being in the show.

I know.

The sad truth is joanne is
too old for the business now.

But she's a beautiful woman.

I agree with you, captain.

Unfortunately, the
camera no longer

agrees with either one of us.

Before you tell me anything,
I want to tell you something,

Bob, being an
understanding friend to me

through some low times.

But now everything's
on an upswing.

I'm working again.

I met captain stubing.

He's just a marvelous man.

You look so serious, Bob.

What is it?

Well, uh, joy and I, I don't
know how to tell you this.

You and Priscilla
are not having

some kind of trouble, are you?

Well, living with Priscilla
has never been easy,

but that's not it.

Oh, that's good.

So what is it?

Well, you see,
joanne, we have this--

Priscilla thinks.

I know.

Priscilla always hated when
I wear my hair this way.

That's it, isn't it?

Yeah.

That's what it is,
it's your hair.

Don't take it so hard, Bob.

No problem.

I'll change it back to the
way Priscilla liked it.

It's going to take
some resetting.

Would you tell mirrell
I went back to my cabin

to play with my colors?

Oh, sure.

And one more thing.

What?

Smile, will you?

Everything's going great.

[Music playing]

Here we are, home sweet home.

I'm so glad dad decided
to go to bed early.

Means we can go to bed early.

Just promise me one thing.

On our 25th anniversary, you'll
tell daddy we're married?

Mr. Blanchard,
what are you doing?

Saving my fashions.

I had a dream, a nightmare, that
every manufacturer in the world

was turning out my line,
everyone except me.

And I won't sleep a wink
until I know these clothes

are safely locked up.

In a laundry basket?

That's how I hide them,
until you get them downstairs.

Bill, don't get
mugged on the way.

Daddy, you've been
working too hard

getting this shower together.

Towels.

I need more towels.

Excuse me.

Hi.

Bill, take these towels
and hide the clothes.

Now bill, I want you to
take these downstairs

to the purser's
lobby and have them

locked up in those big
vaults they have down there.

That's a good idea, sir.

I should have thought of that.

Good, good, good.

Honey, I want you to
go downstairs with him.

I've worked too hard
to get this far.

He's very dumb, you know.

Well, I thought we
were finally going

to get a little time alone.

I knew it was too
good to be true.

Well, this shouldn't
take too long.

We have about 10 seconds alone.

Let's go for it.

Time's up.

Not for me, it isn't.

You wait for the elevator,
I'll take the stairs.

You wait for the elevator,
I'll take the stairs.

[Ding]

Oh, I'll get that.

No, don't.

Oh, thank goodness
you found it.

Where are the clothes?

She put them down the chute.

Oh no.

Come on, let's go.

Our clothes.

We came for our clothes.

Oh, you didn't
have to do that, sir.

Please, send up to
your room first.

No, we need them now.

They just came down the chute.

I'm sorry.

They're already in
that washing machine.

No.

Did you really?

I'm afraid I did.

Do you know, that's
quite a coincidence?

I mean, my being a designer
and you being an architect.

Well, I must say, you look
a lot better in your dresses

than I do in my buildings.

Oh, thank you.

I've always been
fascinated by architects.

Of the modern ones, the one I
most admire is le corbusier.

Really?

That's my idol.

As a matter of fact, I had
a chance to work with him

a couple of weeks ago.

Really?

Yeah.

But that's-- well, that's--

that's fascinating.

Mr. Corbusier once
said, while discussing

architectural concepts,
your cabin or mine?

Well.

Well.

Well.

And le corbusier must
have also said, my cabin.

But give me a chance to
tidy up first, all right?

Shall we say 20 minutes.

We shall say 20 minutes, yes.

Charles, I had a wonderful
time tonight, but please,

excuse me.

I've got to get my beauty sleep.

Don't sleep too long.

That would be unfair
to the other girls.

Elsie, have you
been eavesdropping?

Only to the good part.

Liz, you know Paris
cosmetics, right?

Sure, what about it?

Well, how would you like
to be the new miss Paris?

Are you kidding?

I'd love it, along with every
other model in the country.

Yeah, but every other
model in the country

didn't just kiss Charles
Paris good night.

[Knock on door]

Just a moment, please.

Hi.

Hi.

Come on in.

Thank you.

Why don't you sit down while I
change into something indecent?

I'll just close my
eyes and count to 10.

That's good.

Maybe in your case,
I'll only count to five.

Hey, wouldn't you know, I
forgot to offer you a drink.

Tada.

Oh, belinda,
you're so beautiful.

And you're so nice.

What's wrong?

I can't do it.

You're just too nice a
girl for me to do it to you.

I can't take advantage of you.

But how would you be
taking advantage of me?

I'm a big girl.

By making a play for you.

You see, I'm a married man.

What?

Yeah.

But sid--

I'm sorry, benita.

I'm sorry about everything.

Oh, you didn't get it.

No, I got it.

Piece of cake.

Terrific.

I knew you could do it.

How did you get away so fast?

I thought she was
crazy about you.

I told her I was married.

Clever.

You know, Harry,
if I did get married,

she's the kind of girl
I'd like to marry.

She's got beauty, brains.

Yeah, she's sure got
more brains than you got.

If I'd give you enough
rope, you'd hang yourself.

Benita.

[Screams]

Julie.

Hi.

Oh, we would have
used Larry's room,

but we didn't want to
disturb Larry's roommate.

Right.

We wouldn't want to
disturb Larry's roommate.

Thanks, Julie.

I'll never forget this.

Neither will I.

[Knock on door]

You all right?

Am I all right?

Mhm.

Oh, it's nothing
fatal, just hair colors.

Would you like to come in?

Thanks.

Joanne, I just
came by to tell you

that you still have your
whole life ahead of you.

Well, that's nice to
know, but what in the world

are you talking about?

About what Bob told her.

He didn't tell you?

Bob didn't tell me what?

Sorry.

I was certain that
he had told you.

Merrill, what was Bob
supposed to tell me?

That you weren't
supposed to be booked

on the fashion show, and that--

and that I've grown
too old for the business.

Joanne, they're wrong.

You don't have to feel sorry,
merrill, because I don't.

This is a business
for kids and faces.

I knew from the day I started it
wasn't going to go on forever.

Do you really feel that way?

Yes.

I knew my day was coming,
and I'm ready for it.

Yes, I'm sure you are.

Now, let me get on
with my witchcraft,

and I'll see you in the morning.

Right.

Good night.

See you in the morning.

[Music playing]

Vicki, good morning.

Time to get up.

Good morning, sir.

Vicki, you look
just like Julie.

Daddy, Julie stayed
with me last night.

I hope you don't mind, sir.

Oh, no.

Of course not.

What was wrong with your cabin?

Well, it had an
extra person in it.

Oh yes, your
girlfriend, Melissa.

No, her boyfriend, Larry.

Here you go, sir.

Well, good morning.

Hi.

You know something I forgot
to tell you last night?

You're gorgeous.

And you also forgot to tell
me that you're Charles Paris.

I thought you'd never ask.

Well, why didn't you tell me?

It wouldn't have
changed anything.

I suppose not.

It's supposed to be a
secret that I'm on board.

Well, Elsie told me.

So that means that
within a half an hour,

the whole ship will know.

Well, Vicki, these are
really promising, honestly.

I can't believe it.

I'm sitting here
having breakfast

with one of the top
designers in the world.

Oh, California will do.

Do you mind if I keep this one?

Do you really mean it?

Sure.

Wait till I tell my dad.

He'll fall off the bridge.

Oh, I hope not.

Well, well, well.

Good morning to you.

Good morning.

Oh, please.

Do sit down.

Thank you.

You know, I forgot
to ask you something.

When you were working
with le corbusier,

a few weeks ago, as you said
you were, how did he look?

Corbusier?

Oh, he looked fine.

Oh wow, that's
very interesting,

considering the fact he's
been dead over 15 years.

Well, now that you mention
it, he did look a little pale.

I started suspecting
you a few days ago

when you were doodling.

You can't even draw
a straight line.

Those lines were just as crooked
as the one you handed me.

Now look, I'm sorry.

Yeah, sure.

When I first started,
it was just a job.

It's very commendable,
making a living

stealing other people's ideas.

I think it stinks.

Well, maybe so,
but why did you

go along with it if you know?

Because I was falling for you.

I was falling for you, sid.

I was so naive to hope that
maybe at the last minute,

you'd change-- oh, I see, we're
just wasting each other's time.

It doesn't have
to be like that.

Listen benita, I'll quit the
profession, no more spying.

And why should I believe you?

You give me one good reason
why I should trust you.

Here's a good reason.

I'm in love with you.

I think you feel the
same way about me.

I did until--

benita, spend the day with
me, give us another chance.

[Knock on door]

Hello.

Laundry said you were in
a rush for these clothes

so I brought them up myself.

Here you go.

How did they turn out?

Fantastic.

Oh, gopher,
you're a life-saver.

Oh no.

Hey, I didn't know you
made clothes for kids.

You're surprised, right?

You guys didn't think
the ship's laundry

could do that great of job.

Well there, you
see, not a wrinkle.

Hey, hey, good luck
tomorrow on the show.

Serious.

Thanks, gopher.

Oh boy, we've got a
small problem here.

Julie.

Julie, I'm sorry about bringing
Larry to your cabin last night.

Oh, don't worry about it.

Julie, Larry's terrific.

I think I'm falling in love.

Oh, that's wonderful.

I'm happy for you.

Well, you know,
that's not going

to affect us one little bit.

I still want to spend a lot of
time with you on this cruise.

Well good, now i'm
on a coffee break.

There's no time
like the present.

So what's been going on?

Oh, you remember Julie?

Of course.

[Inaudible]

Yeah, well I've
got to be going.

No, no, no.

No arguing.

Now, you two are just going to
have to get along without me.

Priscilla, dear, do us
both a favor, will you?

Just take care of the girls and
I'll take care of the business.

Georgia, Kelly, Suzanne,
stay out of the sun.

Your skin's going to dry up.

You already look
like three raisins.

Captain?

I'm sorry about what
happened last night.

Oh, yes.

We certainly never
expected joanne

to hear the bad news from
you, instead of from who

was supposed to tell her.

Well, it doesn't
matter who told her.

She took it like the
classy lady she is.

I'm sure she did.

Well, morning.

Good morning.

Well, it had to be done.

You know something?

That is exactly what lady
Macbeth was saying to me just

the other night.

I'll get a drink.

Ok, I don't see him.

Come on.

Alvin, this is silly.

Sooner or later, daddy's going
to find out we're married,

and he's going to find out
the dresses are ruined.

Look, you can't hide from him
for the rest of the cruise.

I don't want to hide from
him for the rest of the cruise.

I want to hide from him
for the rest of my life.

Look, I just stall
him for a few minutes

until I can think
of something, ok?

Oh, there they
are, Mr. Blanchard.

Alvin.

Did you think
of something yet?

[Inaudible] Bill,
where have you two been?

I've been looking
all over for you.

I think Tina here is
putting on a little weight.

I'm afraid my dress
dresses maybe a little

too small for her.

She's going to
model your dresses?

- What's wrong with that?
- Oh, nothing.

I just want to make sure
I have a front row seat.

How did he see my dresses?

Oh, sir, he's the purser.

He's in charge of the vault.

Oh, good, good.

Catch up with him.

Take the green and white silk
dress and have Tina try it on.

Sir, could I have a
word with you alone?

Sir--

what is it?

I think--

I think Tina might be a spy.

Spy?

Sir, this morning, this
morning, I saw her talking

to one of your competitors.

Just like in that
bad dream I had.

You know what they say,
dreams can come true.

Tina, I think
you look just fine.

Worse comes to
worst, we can always

let the dress [inaudible] huh?

Why don't you just
go lie down and rest?

Thanks, bill,
you saved the day.

I just got a call
from the home office.

They want to know
what we're doing.

I don't know what
you're doing, Harry,

but I'm having a drink.

Sid, this is important.

They've offered us a $10,000
bonus if we get the stuff

by tonight, so get serious.

Ok, Harry, I'll get serious.

I'm seriously disgusted
with myself for even

being a part of this operation.

I quit.

Sid.

[Knock on door]

Well.

I hope I'm not disturbing you.

Oh not at all.

Come right in.

I thought I should
tell you that i'm

going to cut short the
cruise and leave in acapulco.

Joanne, even though you're
not going to be in the show,

the trip is all paid for.

You don't have to go.

I don't have to go, merrill,
but it would be embarrassing

for me to keep hanging around.

So what reason would
that be for me to stay?

Well, perhaps I'll stay on
board for at least couple

more nights.

[Music playing]