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♪ Love ♪
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♪ exciting and new ♪
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♪ come aboard ♪
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♪ we're expecting you ♪
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♪ and love ♪
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♪ life's sweetest reward ♪
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♪ let it flow ♪
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♪ it floats back to you ♪
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♪ the love boat ♪
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♪ soon will be making
another run ♪
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♪ the love boat ♪
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♪ promises something
for everyone ♪
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♪ set a course for adventure ♪
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♪ your mind on a new romance ♪
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♪ and love ♪
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♪ won't hurt anymore ♪
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♪ it's an open smile ♪
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♪ on a friendly shore ♪
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♪ it's love ♪
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♪ welcome aboard,
it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪
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[ "'Tis the season
to be jolly" playing ]
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Isn't the tree beautiful,
gopher?
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Mm-hmm.
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Christmas is
my favorite cruise.
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Mine, too.
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You see this angel?
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Yes.
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I was the model.
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Oh, Vicki,
I forgot a handkerchief.
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Would you mind
going back to my cabin?
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No.
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I didn't want her
to hear.
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Did Marco's pet shop
deliver anything for me?
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Not yet, sir.
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Not yet?
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They were supposed to
deliver it two hours
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before boarding time.
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Well, I'd say
they're late.
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But I'll keep
an eye out for you.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Hi.
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I'm, uh...
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It's you!
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Gesundheit.
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[ Laughs ]
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And this is Mrs. Braddock.
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Well, welcome aboard,
Mr. Braddock, Mrs. Braddock.
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I'm Julie McCoy.
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Gee, I've got all
of your husband's records.
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Oh, so do we.
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I'm so glad you're here
to entertain
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for our Christmas cruise.
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So am I.
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What could be more fun
than a working vacation?
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Yeah!
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Honey, would you mind
checking us in?
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I want to take a look
at the acapulco lounge.
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Fine.
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Where is it, Julie?
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Oh, you can take the
elevator -- deck five.
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Thank you.
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Okay, let's see.
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You're on the
promenade deck -- cabin 350.
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Uh, Julie, I'm glad
we have a moment alone.
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Could I ask you a favor?
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Sure, that's what
I'm here for.
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Well, Bobby and his father,
Richard braddock,
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will be on this cruise.
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Isn't that wonderful!
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They used to perform
together, didn't they?
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Well, yes, they did, uh,
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but neither one of them knows
that the other one is here,
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and I'd like to keep it
as a secret
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until tonight's performance.
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Okay.
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I'll tell you
what I'll do --
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I'll give them separate
seatings for dinner.
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Oh, won't that be fun
when they see each other!
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Uh, I hope so.
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They, uh, haven't spoken
to each other for 10 years.
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My mother-in-law and I
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are trying to get them
together again.
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Well, what better time
than Christmas?
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Yeah.
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Oh, isn't that
Mr. Braddock?
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Uh, yes, it is.
Thanks, Julie.
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Sure.
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Well, hello.
Welcome aboard.
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I'm Julie McCoy,
your cruise director.
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And what a pretty Julie
you are.
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Oh, thank you.
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We're lil
and Richard braddock.
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Well, welcome aboard.
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You're on the fiesta deck,
cabin 220.
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Who's the entertainment
on this cruise?
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[ Scoffs ] Is that all
you ever think about?
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Once a performer,
always a performer!
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[ "Jingle bells" plays ]
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Adam bricker,
ship's doctor --
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office hours 3:00 to 5:00
in case you sprain your neck.
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Jeff Dalton.
Nice to meet you.
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Hi.
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Excuse me,
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but could you tell me how
to get to the fiesta deck,
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cabin 119?
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Yeah, through the lobby
and to the right.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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I wonder if it's too late to put
that on my list to Santa.
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Hi, can I help you?
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Oh, uh, yeah, sure,
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I was just looking
for my, uh...
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Father, yeah.
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There he is.
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Dad! Dad!
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When he's checkin' chicks,
he doesn't hear anything.
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Hey, mister.
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Mister, there's
a cute-lookin' girl
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over there, and I think
she kind of likes you.
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Yeah? Where?
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Right there.
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Good eye, kid.
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I oughta put you
on the payroll.
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Uh, Vicki,
I-I just remembered something.
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Julie wants to see you.
She needs your help.
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Where is she?
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In the purser's lobby.
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Ahh.
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Sir, what is this?
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Shh! It's Vicki's
Christmas present.
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Oh.
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It's a parrot
and a parrot book.
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He talks and reads?
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The book tells you how
to train the parrot.
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Now, look,
I need your help.
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I want you to hide all this
in your cabin...
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Only till Christmas Eve.
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But, sir, a parrot --
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that will keep me up
all night.
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Believe me, gopher,
the way you gab,
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you'll keep the parrot
awake all night.
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Please.
Thank you very much.
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I don't want Vicki
to see it.
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Oh, gopher!
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Isaac, look,
give this to gopher.
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And tell him
it's his food.
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And tell him to go easy
on it.
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It has to last
the entire cruise.
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Well, this should be
plenty, sir.
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This will keep gopher
chirping for three days.
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[ Air horn blows ]
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Hey, is this seat saved?
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Oh, hi, kid.
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Well, I was hoping
to get lucky,
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but you weren't exactly
what I had in mind.
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Well, if some chick
comes along,
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she can play, too.
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Wait a minute, kid.
What are you doing?
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I'm dealing gin.
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And the name's not kid --
it's Scotty.
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Remember?
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Well, Scotty,
thanks, but no thanks.
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Hey, I play a buck
a point.
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Let's go, sport.
Your play -- discard.
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One game, and that's it.
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Yeah, watch those hands.
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I've see a few cheaters
in my time.
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Are you playing to see
who pays for the drinks?
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Uh, I didn't order
any drinks, Isaac.
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I did.
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You looked thirsty.
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Hey, the beer's mine.
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The softdrink's yours.
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Not on my ship.
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Here you go.
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Okay.
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I put a little something
on there for you, Isaac.
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Thanks, sport.
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Thanks for the beer,
kid.
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Don't mention it.
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I signed your name.
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Are you here
on your honeymoon,
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or are you with
your folks?
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With the folks,
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but, uh, they don't come out of
the cabin too much.
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See, my mom's shy, and my
dad doesn't like crowds.
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Gin.
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Gin?! Already?
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Yeah, what can I say?
I'm good.
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Hi.
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Haven't I, uh, seen you
somewhere before?
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I haven't heard that line
since the senior prom.
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Well...
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Would you care
to join us?
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You could save me from being
taken to the cleaners
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by this card shark here.
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Well, thanks, anyway,
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but I really think I've had
enough sun for the first day.
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Well, how about a stroll
around the ship --
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only the shady parts.
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Okay.
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As long as they're not
too shady.
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Hey!
We just started!
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Well, now it's our turn.
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Some father -- leaving his son
for a woman.
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Oh, that's his son?
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, at least he's
teaching him something.
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Some father!
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♪♪
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[ Parrot squawking ]
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Listen, bird,
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i don't want a roommate
that throws his food
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all over the floor.
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You got that?
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[ Parrot squawks ]
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Same to you, pal!
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Hey, man, that lido deck
is really jumpin'.
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How's the parrot?
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He's a pig.
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Well, why don't we
give him a bath?
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That's a good idea.
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[ Parrot squawks ]
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Why don't we throw it over
the side with a bar of soap!
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Hey, now, wait a minute,
where's your Christmas spirit?
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We're supposed to be doing this
for Vicki!
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Oh, some present, man.
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The dumb parrot doesn't
even talk.
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And I think he bites.
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[ Knock on door ]
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Enter-o!
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Good afternoon, gentlemen.
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Sir.
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Well, how's our parrot,
gopher?
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Any problems?
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Oh, no, sir, no problem.
He's a sweetheart.
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Good.
What words is he saying?
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00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:07,690
Well, he doesn't say
a thing, sir.
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He's all squawk
and no talk.
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No?
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I was promised
a trained parrot.
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What fun is a bird
that can't even talk?
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Well, he's pretty.
He's got beautiful feathers.
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[ Parrot squawks ]
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Yeah.
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If I wanted beautiful
feathers,
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I would have ordered her
a duster.
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Hey, gopher.
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What?
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I got a great idea.
252
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Why don't we teach
the parrot how to talk?
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What? Come on!
254
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Hey, man, come on, now.
Listen!
255
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That's what Christmas
is all about, isn't it,
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doing something nice
for people you like?
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Yes.
258
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That would please the
captain and Vicki, wouldn't it?
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Yeah.
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00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:46,187
Yeah, but, man, Christmas
is a day after tomorrow!
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Well, maybe we can teach
it a Carol.
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[ Squawks ]
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♪♪
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Goodbye, dear.
265
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Richard's gone
to get a haircut.
266
00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:12,588
Bobby's rehearsing.
Now we can ask Julie.
267
00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:13,589
Julie.
268
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:14,590
Mm-hmm?
269
00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:15,549
Julie, we need your help.
270
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:16,759
Okay.
271
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,552
Tonight, when Bobby's
singing,
272
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,805
could you introduce his father
from the audience
273
00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:21,931
and get him up onstage?
274
00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:22,932
Well, sure, but why?
275
00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:25,559
The two of them stopped talking
to each other
276
00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:28,104
when Bobby left the act
and went out on his own.
277
00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:29,563
And we thought
278
00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:32,483
if we could get them both
back together onstage...
279
00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:34,276
Oh, that's a great idea.
280
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:37,405
Oh, this is gonna be
a great Christmas.
281
00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:41,492
Yeah, and maybe the beginning
of world war III.
282
00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:54,630
♪♪
283
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:20,656
Well, hi.
284
00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:21,949
Oh, hi.
285
00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:25,494
Hey, your father's
over there.
286
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,831
Right -- I've been
looking for him.
287
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:29,874
Thanks.
288
00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:31,333
Mm-hmm.
289
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,461
Hey, I'm starved.
I hope I'm not too late.
290
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,171
Whoa.
291
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,171
Have you already ordered?
292
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,464
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
293
00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:38,132
I'm waiting for a friend
to join me.
294
00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:40,384
What am I, an enemy?
295
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:43,512
Let me show you
a disappearing aces trick.
296
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:48,809
I got a better idea.
297
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:51,979
Why don't I show you
the disappearing Scotty trick?
298
00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:53,189
Hey, you're funny.
299
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:55,065
How long you been off
your medication?
300
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:56,525
Hi, gorgeous.
301
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,695
Say goodbye to Scotty.
He was just leaving.
302
00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:02,990
Hey, why don't you pull up
another chair?
303
00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:07,036
Scotty, look -- man to man --
beat it before I belt you.
304
00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:11,540
Okay.
305
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,876
Evidently, the little boy's
father has other plans
306
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,419
for the evening.
307
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,880
Scotty, I'm gonna count
to three,
308
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,507
and if you're not gone,
309
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:22,510
I'm gonna play taps on
your head with a soup spoon.
310
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:25,221
Okay.
311
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:31,310
Okay.
I get the message.
312
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:34,355
Excuse me.
313
00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:35,898
Young man...
314
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,067
One minute, please.
315
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:41,111
Me? I didn't do anything.
316
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,906
I know, but you could
do me a favor.
317
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,533
There's an empty place
at my table.
318
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:46,700
I'd appreciate it
if you'd join me.
319
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:47,576
But --
320
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:51,080
I'd not only appreciate it,
I insist.
321
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,915
[ Sighs ]
322
00:13:59,129 --> 00:13:59,922
This is Dr. Bricker.
323
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,131
Hi, how are you?
324
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:02,591
My daughter Vicki.
325
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:02,591
Hi.
326
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,759
And you are?
327
00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:04,969
Hungry.
328
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,931
The name's Scotty.
329
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:10,766
Well, Scotty, I'm glad
you're hungry.
330
00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:12,226
Santa doesn't bring presents
331
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:14,061
to children who don't
eat their dinner.
332
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:17,106
Well, hi.
333
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,399
Hi, Julie.
334
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:19,775
We just took a stroll
on deck.
335
00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:20,776
Oh.
336
00:14:20,859 --> 00:14:22,820
Yes, it's
a beautiful night.
337
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:24,405
Yes. The coast is clear.
338
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:28,617
Oh, wonderful.
Come on, darling.
339
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,786
What are you gonna get
for Christmas?
340
00:14:30,869 --> 00:14:33,414
Oh, me and my dad
don't celebrate Christmas.
341
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:34,623
He gives me presents
all year-round.
342
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,624
Oh.
343
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,335
Where's gopher?
344
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:39,628
Oh, I think he ate
earlier.
345
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,964
He's probably in his
cabin relaxing.
346
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,967
[ Clears throat ]
347
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,135
[ Squawks ]
348
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,469
[ High-pitched voice ]
Hello.
349
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:48,846
Hello.
350
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:50,556
♪ Jingle bells,
jingle bells ♪
351
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:51,557
[ Normal voice ]
Would you stop it?!
352
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,643
Jingle bells -- I can't
even make him say hello!
353
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,645
We're wasting our time
with him, man.
354
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:57,980
The captain bought
a dumb parrot!
355
00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,440
You're a dumb parrot!
356
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:01,609
Oh, come on, now,
357
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:02,818
we've only been at it
less than an hour.
358
00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:03,777
It takes time.
359
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,321
Are you sure he's even
supposed to be out?
360
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:06,572
Yeah, it says so
right here in the book.
361
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,824
Well, he's lookin' at my nose
like it's a sunflower seed.
362
00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:10,701
What else does
the book say?
363
00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:12,870
"Treat your bird
like a friend."
364
00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:15,080
Hey, you want to talk
about girls?
365
00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:20,002
"Make him feel secure."
366
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,004
How, open a savings account
in his name?!
367
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,672
Give him a year's
supply of worms?!
368
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,008
Well, the kind of
security they're talking about
369
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,761
is making him feel
loved and wanted.
370
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,473
I guess you're just not
using the right approach.
371
00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:36,644
Oh! Okay, then you make
him feel loved and wanted.
372
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,062
Let's see your approach.
373
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:39,355
Me?
374
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,856
Make him feel loved
and wanted.
375
00:15:40,939 --> 00:15:41,857
I dare you!
376
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,317
Oh, okay.
377
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:47,529
Hey, brother, man,
what's happening?
378
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,532
Man, you've got
some pretty feathers.
379
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:51,533
Mm-hmm.
380
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,828
You know, those are
the most beautiful eyes
381
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:55,913
I've ever seen.
382
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,331
[ Bird squawks ]
383
00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:59,875
I think she's smiling.
384
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,419
Now, listen, sweetheart,
385
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,421
this is all I want you
to do...
386
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:08,676
Is say, "hey, baby."
387
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:11,095
Hey, baby.
388
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:13,889
Hey, baby.
389
00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:16,058
Hey, baby.
390
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,893
I wish I had a picture
of this.
391
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,944
There you are,
my dearest --
392
00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:28,862
the best seats
in the house.
393
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:31,115
My, you're in
a good mood tonight.
394
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:33,534
Why shouldn't I be?
It's christmastime.
395
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:34,910
I'm with the one I love.
396
00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:36,453
Oh.
397
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:37,955
Ladies and gentlemen,
398
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:40,916
tonight, the acapulco lounge
proudly presents
399
00:16:40,999 --> 00:16:45,087
the exciting and talented
Bobby braddock.
400
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,256
[ Applause ]
401
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,049
You knew about this!
402
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,551
Sit down.
403
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,352
♪ Sleigh bells ring ♪
404
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,604
♪ are you listenin' ♪
405
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:03,939
♪ in the Lane ♪
406
00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,524
♪ snow is glistenin' ♪
407
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:07,234
♪ a beautiful sight ♪
408
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,945
♪ we're happy tonight ♪
409
00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:13,240
♪ walkin' in
a winter wonderland ♪
410
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:16,785
♪ in the Meadow
we can build a snowman ♪
411
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:20,497
♪ then pretend that
he is parson brown ♪
412
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,124
♪ he'll say, "are you married" ♪
413
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,126
♪ we'll say, "no, man" ♪
414
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:27,087
♪ "but you can do the job
when you're in town" ♪
415
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:30,507
♪ later on, we'll conspire ♪
416
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:34,303
♪ as we dream by the fire ♪
417
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,638
♪ to face unafraid ♪
418
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,766
♪ the plans that we've made ♪
419
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:41,852
♪ walkin' in
a winter wonderland ♪
420
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:44,938
♪ walkin' in
a winter wonderland ♪
421
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:54,072
♪ walkin' in
a winter wonderla-a-a-a-nd ♪
422
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,825
[ Applause ]
423
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:02,414
Ladies and gentlemen,
as you all know,
424
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,042
Bobby braddock is the second
generation of great stars
425
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,960
in the braddock family.
426
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,129
But what you don't know
and what Bobby doesn't know
427
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:14,885
is that his father, Richard,
is here in the audience tonight.
428
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:20,474
Now, maybe we'll be able to get
him to come up onstage
429
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:22,184
and sing a song with his son.
430
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:23,060
Would you like that?
431
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:25,395
[ Applause ]
432
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,947
[ Audience gasps ]
433
00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:41,829
Or maybe we'll just
all dance, huh?
434
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,831
[ Soft music plays ]
435
00:18:55,300 --> 00:19:00,556
Oh, Jeff, a kiss in the
moonlight, and then a show.
436
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,224
Now champagne.
437
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:06,687
How could you top
an evening like that?
438
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:10,649
Well, we'll, uh,
think of something.
439
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,904
[ Knock on door ]
440
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:19,074
Maybe it's my
late-shift replacement.
441
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,956
Hi, Jeff.
442
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:28,584
Thought I'd give you
a chance to get even.
443
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,086
Uh, gee, great, but
right now, I'm busy.
444
00:19:31,169 --> 00:19:32,629
Cathy and I would like
445
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,882
to spend a little time
together.
446
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,967
You already spent
time together.
447
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:39,636
I saw you two
kissing on the deck.
448
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,637
You did?
449
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,180
Yeah, well,
450
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:45,309
we'd like to spend a little
more time together.
451
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:48,312
Gotcha, pal.
Be back in five minutes.
452
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:49,730
Oh, whoa, wait.
453
00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:51,607
You're not getting
the picture.
454
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,442
It wasn't Julie's fault,
merrill.
455
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,319
She was just trying to help
get Bobby braddock
456
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:57,237
and his father back
together again.
457
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,947
It was a very nice
Christmas gesture.
458
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,240
And the way it turned out,
459
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,618
she could have waited
till easter.
460
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,078
Jeff: I can't make it
any clearer.
461
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:06,788
Beat it! Hmm?
462
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,790
And please,
don't come back.
463
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,584
Not tonight, I mean.
464
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:13,462
Cathy and I, uh,
we want to be alone.
465
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:14,796
Okay.
466
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,798
Sure, no problem.
467
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,967
Great.
468
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,967
No problem.
469
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,637
Check with me tomorrow,
okay?
470
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,097
Tomorrow.
471
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:27,351
Must be an epidemic
on this ship...
472
00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:30,812
Fathers running out
on their sons.
473
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,189
Hi, Scotty.
474
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:33,065
Oh, hi.
475
00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:34,858
We, uh, couldn't help
but overhearing.
476
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,652
Oh, that?
Oh, that's nothing.
477
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:39,279
Me and my father have
a great arrangement.
478
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,657
You're up kind
of late, Scotty.
479
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,617
Where you do plan
to spend the night?
480
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,828
Oh, it's no big deal.
I'll just go somewhere else.
481
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:47,704
Absolutely not.
482
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,957
You'll spend the night
in my quarters.
483
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,376
Hey, I'm not a kid!
I can handle it.
484
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:54,002
Uh, careful.
485
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:59,341
If you disobey captains,
they make you walk the plank.
486
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:02,886
My cabin's this way.
487
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,055
[ Parrot squawking ]
488
00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:07,683
Hat.
489
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:10,018
Hat!
490
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,981
Book.
491
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:16,650
Shell.
492
00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:18,318
Tie!
493
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,278
Isaac, this is no use!
He is not gonna talk!
494
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,655
Let's make a piñata
out of him!
495
00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:22,656
No, wait, hold it.
496
00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:24,366
Now, I think
we're getting closer.
497
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:25,534
It's just like the book
says --
498
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:28,245
he'll talk faster if he's
around pleasant surroundings.
499
00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:30,539
What can we do to make these
surroundings more pleasant?
500
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:32,457
Call in a decorator!
501
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:36,586
Talk!
502
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,046
[ Squawking ]
503
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,923
Gopher, he's not
a jailbird.
504
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,050
Well, neither am I.
Look at me!
505
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,428
I'm sharing my room
with a squawking bird!
506
00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:45,345
I'm losing sleep!
507
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,222
I've got birdfeed
all over the floor!
508
00:21:47,305 --> 00:21:48,932
Wait, wait.
Simmer down. Simmer down.
509
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:51,059
No, this thing was wrong
right from the start!
510
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,686
Right from the start --
wrong!
511
00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:54,896
Anybody who buys a parrot
that isn't trained is crazy!
512
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,231
Captain stubing is a jerk!
513
00:21:56,314 --> 00:21:58,900
[ Squawk ]
Captain stubing is a jerk.
514
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,610
Captain stubing is a jerk.
515
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:02,112
Congratulations.
516
00:22:02,195 --> 00:22:04,531
You taught the bird
how to talk.
517
00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:08,869
[ Door closes ]
518
00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:10,245
Captain stubing is a jerk.
519
00:22:10,328 --> 00:22:12,414
[ As parrot ]
Gopher Smith is unemployed!
520
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:15,375
[ Squawks ]
Captain stubing is a jerk.
521
00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:20,255
You must have been
a good boy this year.
522
00:22:20,338 --> 00:22:21,757
You sure got
a lot of presents.
523
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,300
[ Chuckles ]
524
00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:25,218
Those aren't for him.
Those are for giving.
525
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:26,595
Yeah, well, Christmas --
who cares?
526
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:27,596
I do.
527
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:29,222
Well,
that's it.
528
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,600
Vicki,
you go back to bed.
529
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:32,768
Goodnight.
530
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:33,643
Goodnight.
531
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:37,147
And you, young man...
You get into bed.
532
00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:39,149
Bed? It's too early.
533
00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:41,526
You can go to bed,
and I'll turn in later.
534
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,320
Go to bed.
535
00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:46,782
All right.
536
00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:48,658
Well, you can't go to bed
with your clothes on.
537
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:49,493
Why not?
538
00:22:49,576 --> 00:22:51,495
I always sleep
with my clothes on.
539
00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:52,913
It saves time
in the morning.
540
00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:54,164
Get up.
541
00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:57,125
Come on, you're gonna
take your shirt off.
542
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,795
You're gonna take
your trousers off.
543
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,795
I can undress myself.
Leave me alone!
544
00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:05,801
My lord.
545
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:08,011
Scotty, your back.
546
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:10,764
Hey, what's the big deal?
547
00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:12,933
How did it happen?
548
00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:14,768
Leave me alone.
549
00:23:14,851 --> 00:23:17,771
Can't a guy get
any sleep around here?
550
00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:35,497
Oh, Bobby,
551
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:37,999
we went through it all
a hundred times last night.
552
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,210
Your mother and I
meant well.
553
00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:41,795
It merely backfired.
554
00:23:41,878 --> 00:23:44,005
Backfired?
You mean exploded.
555
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:47,008
Oh, great, I'm gonna
have fun talking to you...
556
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:48,677
Tomorrow, the next day.
557
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,845
Good morning.
558
00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:52,180
Good morning, lil,
Richard.
559
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:55,142
Bobby, you know
your father, don't you?
560
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:56,351
Sit down.
561
00:23:56,434 --> 00:24:01,898
Your father is very sorry
about what happened last night.
562
00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:04,109
Aren't you, Richard?
563
00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:06,319
Aren't you, Richard?
564
00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:08,155
I made a mistake.
565
00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:09,364
See?
566
00:24:09,447 --> 00:24:11,533
A mistake?
567
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:14,035
My own father walks out on me
in front of all those people.
568
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,037
That wasn't a mistake.
It was a disaster!
569
00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:17,998
Look who's talking!
570
00:24:18,081 --> 00:24:19,875
You're the expert
on walking out!
571
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,335
Or don't you remember
the act you ruined 10 years ago
572
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:23,879
when you walked out
on me?!
573
00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:25,839
I didn't walk out.
I escaped.
574
00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:27,757
And I wouldn't have had to
575
00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:30,635
if -- if you had treated me
like a partner
576
00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:31,845
instead of a child!
577
00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:33,763
You're right!
You weren't a child!
578
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,516
A child would show more
respect for his father!
579
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,560
Well, I'm glad to see
that after 10 years
580
00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:42,898
of not speaking to you,
I haven't missed a thing.
581
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:51,990
Some merry Christmas
this is going to be.
582
00:24:52,073 --> 00:24:53,742
[ Squawking ]
583
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:56,578
Go to sleep...Sleep.
584
00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:58,747
Go to sleep.
585
00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:03,418
Your eyelids are
getting droopy.
586
00:25:03,501 --> 00:25:07,422
Sleep. Sleep.
587
00:25:07,505 --> 00:25:08,423
Captain stubing
is a jerk.
588
00:25:08,506 --> 00:25:10,342
Sleep.
589
00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:11,801
Sleep.
590
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:13,637
Gopher, you're losing
control.
591
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,139
This is not gonna work.
Give me my watch back.
592
00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:18,600
No, no, I've seen
hypnotism work on people
593
00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:21,603
who are trying to lose weight
and stop smoking.
594
00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:24,481
All I have to do
is put the bird under,
595
00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:27,609
and I can make him
stop saying that, can't I?
596
00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:29,945
Go to sleep.
597
00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:33,949
Your feathers
are getting tired.
598
00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:36,826
Your beak is getting tired.
599
00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:43,291
Your whole body
is getting sleepy.
600
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,126
Sleep.
601
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,003
Isaac!
602
00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:48,463
What?
603
00:25:48,546 --> 00:25:51,007
[ Squawk ]
Captain stubing is a jerk!
604
00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:53,009
Well, that answers
that question.
605
00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:55,262
Isaac, what are we
gonna do, man?
606
00:25:55,345 --> 00:25:57,138
Tonight is Christmas Eve.
607
00:25:57,222 --> 00:26:01,101
The captain wants to
give the bird to Vicki tonight.
608
00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:08,149
When we get to mazatlán,
609
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:12,112
why don't we take
this parrot to a pet shop
610
00:26:12,195 --> 00:26:14,781
and swap him
for another one?
611
00:26:14,864 --> 00:26:16,866
That's a great idea.
612
00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:19,327
That is a great idea.
613
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:20,662
Why didn't I
think of that?
614
00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:23,999
Because I'm the brawn,
and you're the brain.
615
00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:26,167
Captain stubing
is a jerk.
616
00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:40,724
I bet I beat you
this hand.
617
00:26:40,807 --> 00:26:44,519
Gin.
Boy, you're a pushover.
618
00:26:44,602 --> 00:26:48,189
Your old man's gonna
end up owing me this whole ship.
619
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,525
Adam, what happens in a case
like this?
620
00:26:50,608 --> 00:26:53,194
Can an abused child be
taken away from his parents?
621
00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:55,572
Well, that's out
of my province, merrill.
622
00:26:55,655 --> 00:26:57,240
That's legal.
623
00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:59,576
I sure would like
to have a look at the boy.
624
00:26:59,659 --> 00:27:02,037
Good. Meantime, Julie and I
will talk to his father.
625
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:03,163
Good idea.
626
00:27:03,246 --> 00:27:04,247
Scotty.
627
00:27:06,249 --> 00:27:07,751
Scotty, I want you to
spend some time
628
00:27:07,834 --> 00:27:09,210
with Dr. Bricker.
629
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,212
Julie and I are gonna
talk to your father.
630
00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:12,130
Oh, no.
631
00:27:12,213 --> 00:27:14,507
Um, I don't think
that's such a good idea.
632
00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:17,218
I mean, uh, he's probably
not in his cabin right now,
633
00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:19,721
and if he was,
he'd probably be asleep,
634
00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:21,723
and you'd better not
wake him.
635
00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:23,099
I'll handle it, Scotty.
636
00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:25,352
You just stay
with the doctor.
637
00:27:25,435 --> 00:27:28,897
♪♪
638
00:27:34,694 --> 00:27:36,738
Come on, Scotty.
639
00:27:36,821 --> 00:27:39,949
Don't worry.
He's a good doctor.
640
00:27:49,667 --> 00:27:51,294
Come on.
You're not packing!
641
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:53,254
Because I'm not
going anywhere,
642
00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:54,547
and neither are you.
643
00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:55,632
Oh, yes, I am.
644
00:27:55,715 --> 00:27:58,468
I'm not staying on this ship
any longer than I have to!
645
00:27:58,551 --> 00:28:01,096
I'm catching a flight home
tonight from mazatlán.
646
00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:04,224
Well, I'm going up
on deck and work on my tan,
647
00:28:04,307 --> 00:28:07,102
in case you get sane enough
to change your mind
648
00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:08,269
all of a sudden.
649
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:09,938
[ Knock on door ]
650
00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:11,147
Hi, lil.
651
00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:12,774
Can I talk
to Richard for a moment?
652
00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:14,025
Be my guest.
653
00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:16,903
Maybe you can knock some sense
into that thick skull of his.
654
00:28:16,986 --> 00:28:20,240
He's packing to leave.
655
00:28:20,323 --> 00:28:23,952
In case I don't see you
tomorrow, merry Christmas.
656
00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:30,834
Oh, I hope you're not
gonna start in on me, too.
657
00:28:30,917 --> 00:28:33,628
No. No, I came because
I owe you an apology.
658
00:28:33,711 --> 00:28:36,589
I never should have set you two
up like that last night.
659
00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,466
I'm sure lil
put you up to it.
660
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,468
No, it was actually
my idea.
661
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,846
And I would think
you'd know why I did it.
662
00:28:42,929 --> 00:28:43,972
I love your son,
663
00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:46,015
and it kills me to see
him unhappy.
664
00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:48,268
What's he unhappy about?
665
00:28:48,351 --> 00:28:51,771
He's rich, he's famous.
Ha, he's a big star.
666
00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:53,648
I know,
667
00:28:53,731 --> 00:28:56,234
but it doesn't mean a thing
to him without your love.
668
00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:00,738
And I guess he'll
never get it.
669
00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:16,337
♪♪
670
00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,173
Julie: Welcome to mazatlán,
671
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:20,550
whose beautiful shops
and open-air bazaars
672
00:29:20,633 --> 00:29:23,052
are perfect for your
last-minute Christmas shopping.
673
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:27,223
Ah, no, no.
674
00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:30,727
No, no. No banderas,
no sombreros.
675
00:29:30,810 --> 00:29:31,811
No, no.
676
00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:34,355
No, no, no.
677
00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:35,356
Ah, buenos días.
678
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,193
Ah, you picked that
up from the birds, huh?
679
00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:40,403
What can I do
for you today, señor?
680
00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:42,697
I'm having a little
trouble with my parrot,
681
00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:44,032
my parrito.
682
00:29:44,115 --> 00:29:45,325
He talks all the time.
683
00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:47,202
He says something
I don't like.
684
00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:50,497
I know how you feel.
My wife's the same way.
685
00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:51,581
Yeah, well, listen,
686
00:29:51,664 --> 00:29:53,541
I want to know if
I can trade him.
687
00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:54,542
Okay.
688
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:55,835
Yeah?
689
00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:59,047
Sure. I'll take your parrot,
you take my wife.
690
00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:00,423
No, no, no, amigo.
691
00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:03,426
I want to exchange
my parrot for one of yours.
692
00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:05,470
No, sir,
no exchanges.
693
00:30:05,553 --> 00:30:07,889
What would I do
with a used parrot?
694
00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:09,349
What would I do
with a used wife?
695
00:30:09,432 --> 00:30:10,517
Adios.
696
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,519
Ah, señor,
how about a nice dog?
697
00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:14,020
Watch this, señor.
698
00:30:14,103 --> 00:30:17,398
Okay, zippy, lie down.
699
00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:20,902
See how he behaves?
700
00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:20,902
I live on a boat.
701
00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:23,071
Watch this --
don't get up.
702
00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:25,073
See -- perfectly trained.
703
00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:26,908
Parrot: Captain stubing
is a jerk.
704
00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:27,909
Shut your beak!
705
00:30:27,992 --> 00:30:29,410
Captain stubing is a jerk.
706
00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:30,787
Uh, señor,
707
00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:32,288
you know, sometimes,
708
00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:35,124
if you leave a parrot
with other parrots that talk,
709
00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:36,626
it may learn what they say
710
00:30:36,709 --> 00:30:38,628
and stop saying
the other things.
711
00:30:38,711 --> 00:30:39,712
Is that true?
712
00:30:39,796 --> 00:30:40,797
Why would I lie?
713
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,591
Okay, listen, amigo,
here's what I want to do.
714
00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:46,719
I want to leave him here
for a few hours and see, okay?
715
00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:48,638
Ah, lo siento, señor.
I don't have room.
716
00:30:48,721 --> 00:30:50,056
I can't.
717
00:30:50,139 --> 00:30:51,975
I got two parrots
on one perch over here.
718
00:30:52,058 --> 00:30:54,102
I got three --
there's nothing I can do.
719
00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:56,938
I'd like to help you, señor,
but over here, it's just too --
720
00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:59,107
[ chuckles ]
I just found room.
721
00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:01,150
Adios.
722
00:31:01,234 --> 00:31:02,944
No! No, no, no.
No banderas, no sombreros.
723
00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:04,445
No.
724
00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:09,117
♪♪
725
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,785
There he is.
726
00:31:10,868 --> 00:31:12,829
Mr. Dalton.
727
00:31:12,912 --> 00:31:15,623
May we have a word
with you, please...Alone?
728
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:18,418
Well, we were on our way
into mazatlán.
729
00:31:18,501 --> 00:31:20,169
This will only take
a minute.
730
00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:21,754
Sure, captain.
731
00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:24,799
Uh, I'll wait
for you inside, Jeff.
732
00:31:24,882 --> 00:31:25,800
Okay.
733
00:31:25,883 --> 00:31:28,469
Thank you.
734
00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:30,430
It's about Scotty.
735
00:31:30,513 --> 00:31:33,266
Mm-hmm. He's a great kid.
I get a real kick out of him.
736
00:31:33,349 --> 00:31:35,476
Yeah, you sure have
a funny way of showing it.
737
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,812
Mr. Dalton, you shouldn't
take your personal problems
738
00:31:37,895 --> 00:31:38,646
out on the boy.
739
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,481
You've got to stop
neglecting him.
740
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:43,484
Uh, what is this, some kind
of good neighbor lecture
741
00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:44,611
or what?
742
00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:46,654
Look, he gets in the way
sometimes.
743
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,615
You just have to be firm
with him.
744
00:31:48,698 --> 00:31:51,618
Firm is one thing --
brutal is another.
745
00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,369
What are you talking about?
746
00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:55,288
Mr. Dalton, do you even
know or care
747
00:31:55,371 --> 00:31:56,831
where you son spent
the night?
748
00:31:56,914 --> 00:31:59,500
My son? [ Chuckles ]
749
00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:01,461
Scotty's not my son.
I've never seen him before.
750
00:32:01,544 --> 00:32:03,504
He just, uh,
latched on to me.
751
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:04,505
He's not?
752
00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:05,715
No.
753
00:32:05,798 --> 00:32:09,218
Sir, do you think
he might be a stowaway?
754
00:32:09,302 --> 00:32:10,678
Yes.
755
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:13,348
And a runaway, judging
from what I saw last night.
756
00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:15,975
Scotty is covered
with bruises.
757
00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:17,560
I'm sorry.
758
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:19,062
I thought you were
responsible for him.
759
00:32:19,145 --> 00:32:20,480
Uh, no.
Well, maybe I can help.
760
00:32:20,563 --> 00:32:21,981
Merrill, Scotty
gave me the slip.
761
00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:24,359
I left him alone in my
examination room for a moment.
762
00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:28,154
When I came back,
he was gone.
763
00:32:29,405 --> 00:32:35,745
♪♪
764
00:32:35,828 --> 00:32:37,121
May I sit down?
765
00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:39,874
I ought to be mad
at you, you know.
766
00:32:39,957 --> 00:32:42,168
[ Chuckles ]
Join the club.
767
00:32:42,251 --> 00:32:45,380
Here. Here's a
Christmas present for you.
768
00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:47,924
I know it's a little early,
but go ahead and open it.
769
00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:59,602
Oh, mom.
I don't believe it.
770
00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:03,189
All my reviews...
771
00:33:03,272 --> 00:33:05,024
All my clippings...
772
00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:08,027
Pictures...my whole life!
773
00:33:09,487 --> 00:33:11,239
Thanks, mom.
774
00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:12,824
Enjoy it.
775
00:33:14,867 --> 00:33:16,077
This was my first
Vegas opening.
776
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:20,832
The white house.
777
00:33:20,915 --> 00:33:23,751
Oh, dad and me
on the "ed Sullivan show."
778
00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:25,586
You were a terrific team.
779
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:28,047
We sure were.
780
00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:30,258
I'm not just talking
about the act.
781
00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:32,593
I'm talking about
father and son.
782
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:36,431
Yeah, well, uh,
thanks for the scrapbook, mom.
783
00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:37,890
It must have been a lot
of trouble,
784
00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:39,642
all that cutting
and pasting.
785
00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:42,061
It's a labor of love.
786
00:33:42,145 --> 00:33:43,896
I appreciate it.
I really do.
787
00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:45,481
Well, don't thank me
for it.
788
00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:46,274
Thank your father.
789
00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:48,860
Dad?!
790
00:33:50,027 --> 00:33:51,738
You mean
he did all this?
791
00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:53,948
Your father
loves you, Bobby.
792
00:33:54,031 --> 00:33:56,826
It's just that he doesn't
know how to tell you.
793
00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:04,292
You know something, mom --
all the time,
794
00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:07,587
I keep thinking that,
one of these days,
795
00:34:07,670 --> 00:34:09,964
we're gonna be
a family again.
796
00:34:10,047 --> 00:34:12,592
Your father isn't
getting any younger, Bobby.
797
00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:15,720
And one of these days,
you'll find out
798
00:34:15,803 --> 00:34:19,932
that "one of these days"
is too late.
799
00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:23,102
♪♪
800
00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:29,025
Oh, captain.
801
00:34:29,108 --> 00:34:30,359
Yes?
802
00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:32,945
Here's the reply
to that cablegram you sent.
803
00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:35,281
Scotty lives
with foster parents.
804
00:34:35,364 --> 00:34:36,991
They reported him missing
the day we left L.A.
805
00:34:37,074 --> 00:34:38,701
Mm.
806
00:34:38,785 --> 00:34:40,536
I see this isn't the first time
the boy's been abused.
807
00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:41,537
No.
808
00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:42,371
Captain.
809
00:34:42,455 --> 00:34:43,706
Yes?
810
00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:44,499
Excuse me, but
has Scotty turned up yet?
811
00:34:44,582 --> 00:34:45,625
No.
812
00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:49,003
I thought you were going
into mazatlán.
813
00:34:49,086 --> 00:34:51,172
Well, we couldn't
under the circumstances.
814
00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:54,884
Read this.
815
00:34:54,967 --> 00:34:57,970
Why doesn't the law
step in on cases like this?
816
00:34:58,054 --> 00:35:00,306
Well,
as a lawyer, captain,
817
00:35:00,389 --> 00:35:03,684
i can tell you it's difficult
to separate unfit parents
818
00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:05,186
from their children.
819
00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:08,064
Even unfit foster parents?
820
00:35:08,147 --> 00:35:12,693
Yes, it's difficult, but, uh,
not impossible.
821
00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:15,363
Then there is
a ray of hope.
822
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:17,865
Julie.
823
00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:19,200
Yes, sir?
824
00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:22,286
Have the stewards
make a cabin search.
825
00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:24,163
I want to find that boy.
826
00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:26,082
I want Scotty
to have a happy Christmas.
827
00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:27,208
Yes, sir.
828
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:30,211
♪♪
829
00:35:45,476 --> 00:35:48,855
Hey, mister!
Psst!
830
00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:50,940
Want me to carry your bag?
Only a buck.
831
00:35:51,023 --> 00:35:54,068
Well, the steward union must
have lowered the working age.
832
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:57,071
Is that what your parents
brought you on the cruise for,
833
00:35:57,154 --> 00:35:59,031
to hustle passengers
for money?
834
00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:01,909
Look, mister, you want
to part with a buck or not?
835
00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:03,369
You're too old
to carry that.
836
00:36:03,452 --> 00:36:05,746
What is it
with you kids?!
837
00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:09,250
Were children put on earth
to cause parents grief?
838
00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:12,253
Us? Parents are
the trouble --
839
00:36:12,336 --> 00:36:15,882
always hassling us,
always walking out on us,
840
00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:17,258
never there
when we need them.
841
00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:19,302
♪♪
842
00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:27,268
Here.
You can carry my bag.
843
00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:29,395
Thanks, mister.
844
00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:35,276
Hey! This is a 10 spot.
845
00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:37,278
Yeah, keep the change.
846
00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:40,239
Thanks.
847
00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:57,048
Mom? Dad? It's me -- Bobby.
848
00:36:57,131 --> 00:37:02,428
Come on, dad, we can't go on
like this forever.
849
00:37:02,511 --> 00:37:06,432
It's too late, Bobby.
Your father's gone home.
850
00:37:06,515 --> 00:37:09,143
[ Sighs ]
I'm sorry, mom.
851
00:37:09,226 --> 00:37:13,022
It'll be the first Christmas
we've been apart
852
00:37:13,105 --> 00:37:15,483
in 35 years.
853
00:37:25,826 --> 00:37:27,578
Gracias.
854
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:30,957
I hope this worked, man.
855
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,208
Hey, don't worry,
856
00:37:32,291 --> 00:37:33,668
I'm sure the guy in the
pet shop knew
857
00:37:33,751 --> 00:37:34,877
what he was talking about.
858
00:37:34,961 --> 00:37:35,836
Captain stubing is a jerk.
859
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,463
Captain stubing is a jerk.
860
00:37:37,546 --> 00:37:39,298
Captain stubing is a jerk.
861
00:37:37,546 --> 00:37:39,298
Captain stubing is a jerk.
862
00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:40,508
Taxi!
863
00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:42,134
Wait a minute.
864
00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:43,386
Captain stubing is a jerk.
865
00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:43,386
Captain stubing is a jerk.
866
00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:44,637
Buenos días.
867
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:46,472
Buenos días!
868
00:37:46,555 --> 00:37:48,557
Captain stubing is a jerk.
869
00:37:46,555 --> 00:37:48,557
Captain stubing is a jerk.
870
00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:49,684
Captain stubing is a jerk.
871
00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:49,684
Captain stubing is a jerk.
872
00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:51,686
Buenos días.
873
00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:55,022
Buenos días.
874
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,524
Go, señor!
875
00:37:56,607 --> 00:37:58,192
Go -- out.
876
00:37:58,275 --> 00:38:00,528
Out!
877
00:38:00,611 --> 00:38:02,655
Captain stubing is a jerk!
878
00:38:00,611 --> 00:38:02,655
Captain stubing is a jerk!
879
00:38:02,738 --> 00:38:05,533
Buenos días!
880
00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:07,410
Buenos días!
881
00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:12,206
Julie: We'll be leaving mazatlán
in 30 minutes.
882
00:38:12,289 --> 00:38:14,709
Don't forget our
Christmas Eve party tonight
883
00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:16,043
in the acapulco lounge.
884
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:19,171
♪♪
885
00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:26,387
How can a kid just disappear
into thin air?
886
00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:28,764
Damn, I wish we could
find him.
887
00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:31,892
Poor thing --
he's probably scared to death.
888
00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:35,062
When I was a kid, we never
had much money, but...
889
00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:37,732
I always knew
my parents loved me.
890
00:38:37,815 --> 00:38:41,068
Well, I guess love
is something that Scotty missed.
891
00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:43,279
And we found.
892
00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:57,126
Boy, you guys kiss enough!
893
00:38:57,209 --> 00:38:58,169
Well, well, well,
894
00:38:58,252 --> 00:39:00,963
if it isn't the
disappearing card shark himself.
895
00:39:01,047 --> 00:39:02,757
Were you looking
for me, Jeff?
896
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,550
We've all been looking
for you.
897
00:39:04,633 --> 00:39:06,385
Where in the heck
have you been?
898
00:39:06,469 --> 00:39:08,429
Oh, I've been
having fun.
899
00:39:08,512 --> 00:39:11,265
This is a big ship --
plenty of things to do.
900
00:39:11,348 --> 00:39:13,934
[ Sighs ] You had us worried
to death, Scotty.
901
00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:16,729
Scotty, we have to talk.
902
00:39:16,812 --> 00:39:19,440
Ever play
solitaire gin before?
903
00:39:19,523 --> 00:39:21,984
I won 400 bucks
off myself.
904
00:39:22,068 --> 00:39:25,071
Scotty, I know
you're a runaway.
905
00:39:25,154 --> 00:39:26,405
Runaway?
906
00:39:26,489 --> 00:39:29,867
Ha! My parents sent me
on this cruise.
907
00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:31,285
I'm a rich kid.
908
00:39:31,368 --> 00:39:34,455
I come from a great family.
909
00:39:34,538 --> 00:39:36,290
Scotty, I know
about the bruises,
910
00:39:36,373 --> 00:39:38,626
and I know
what they're from.
911
00:39:38,709 --> 00:39:40,461
So I got a few bruises.
912
00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:43,214
I've been playing football --
rough sport.
913
00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:44,298
Right, sport?
914
00:39:44,381 --> 00:39:47,301
Yeah,
it's rough, all right.
915
00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:50,971
Well, I guess
I was wrong about you.
916
00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:52,932
I thought maybe
I could help you a little bit,
917
00:39:53,015 --> 00:39:54,141
but you don't need me.
918
00:39:55,851 --> 00:39:57,853
You've got everything
under control, right?
919
00:39:57,937 --> 00:40:00,940
See you around,
kid.
920
00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:07,738
Jeff. No, wait.
921
00:40:09,907 --> 00:40:11,826
I've been bad, Jeff.
922
00:40:11,909 --> 00:40:14,787
I've been really bad,
and I'm sorry.
923
00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:17,206
I deserve to be punished.
924
00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:18,999
No, you don't.
925
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:23,337
Like that old guy said --
kids ain't nothin' but grief.
926
00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:26,507
Wrong -- sometimes
it's the parents.
927
00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:31,303
But mine are mean, Jeff.
I don't want to go back.
928
00:40:31,387 --> 00:40:37,017
They hurt me,
and I'm scared.
929
00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:39,520
Well, sometimes things get
too big
930
00:40:39,603 --> 00:40:42,064
for a guy to handle
by himself.
931
00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:44,608
And that's when
he needs a friend.
932
00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:47,361
But I don't have
any friends.
933
00:40:47,444 --> 00:40:50,781
Oh, yes, you do.
You're looking at one.
934
00:40:52,449 --> 00:40:53,492
Make that two.
935
00:40:55,452 --> 00:40:56,453
♪♪
936
00:40:56,537 --> 00:41:11,677
And together, the three of us
are gonna handle this.
937
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,888
And together, the three of us
are gonna handle this.
938
00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:15,222
Thank you very much.
939
00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:18,434
You know, Christmas is the most
beautiful time of the year --
940
00:41:18,517 --> 00:41:20,436
the smell of pine needles
on the tree,
941
00:41:20,519 --> 00:41:22,521
crackling of a log
on the fire,
942
00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:24,190
and the sound
of little children laughing.
943
00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:25,941
Most of all, it's a family
time of the year.
944
00:41:26,025 --> 00:41:27,568
And I've been very lucky
in that respect
945
00:41:27,651 --> 00:41:31,405
because I have a loving wife
and a beautiful mother.
946
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:33,741
And of course,
you all know my father,
947
00:41:33,824 --> 00:41:35,242
whom I love very much.
948
00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:38,746
He can't be here tonight,
but I'd like to do this song
949
00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:41,415
as kind of a special Christmas
card to him...
950
00:41:41,498 --> 00:41:43,792
And to all of you.
951
00:41:47,129 --> 00:41:53,219
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
ah-ah ah-aye ♪
952
00:41:56,013 --> 00:42:03,646
♪ ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
ah-ah ah-aye ♪
953
00:42:05,731 --> 00:42:08,943
♪ there's a song in the air ♪
954
00:42:09,026 --> 00:42:13,656
♪ but the fair señorita
doesn't seem to care ♪
955
00:42:13,739 --> 00:42:18,661
♪ for the song in the air ♪
956
00:42:18,744 --> 00:42:21,455
Richard:
♪ so I'll sing to the mule ♪
957
00:42:21,538 --> 00:42:23,791
♪ if you're sure ♪
958
00:42:23,874 --> 00:42:26,627
♪ she won't think
I'm a fool ♪
959
00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:32,049
♪ serenading a mule ♪
960
00:42:32,132 --> 00:42:35,177
♪ amigo mio, does she not have
a dainty bray ♪
961
00:42:35,261 --> 00:42:40,307
♪ she listens carefully
to each little tune you play ♪
962
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:41,976
♪ si, si mi muchachito ♪
963
00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:44,478
♪ she loves to sing it, too
if only she knew the way ♪
964
00:42:44,561 --> 00:42:46,981
♪ but try as she may ♪
965
00:42:47,064 --> 00:42:51,277
♪ in her voice,
there's a flaw ♪
966
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:57,491
♪ and all that the lady
can say ♪
967
00:42:57,574 --> 00:43:05,541
♪ is hee-ha-a-a-a-w ♪
968
00:43:05,624 --> 00:43:14,675
♪ ha-a-a-a-a-w ♪
969
00:43:14,758 --> 00:43:16,677
♪ señorita donkey-cita ♪
970
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,178
♪ not so fleet as a mosquito ♪
971
00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:19,847
♪ but so sweet
like my chiquita ♪
972
00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:21,181
♪ you're the one for me ♪
973
00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:22,182
♪ you're ♪
974
00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:23,183
♪ the ♪
975
00:43:23,267 --> 00:43:24,184
♪ one ♪
976
00:43:24,268 --> 00:43:30,190
♪ for me-e-e-e-e ♪
977
00:43:30,274 --> 00:43:32,234
Olé!
978
00:43:38,782 --> 00:43:40,367
Merry Christmas, son.
979
00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:42,161
Merry Christmas, dad.
980
00:43:55,799 --> 00:43:57,051
Julie: Isaac.
This is for you from me.
981
00:43:57,134 --> 00:43:58,218
Merry Christmas.
982
00:43:58,302 --> 00:43:59,386
Thank you.
That's for you, Julie.
983
00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:00,888
Thank you.
984
00:44:00,971 --> 00:44:02,556
This is for you,
Isaac.
985
00:44:00,971 --> 00:44:02,556
Where's gopher?
986
00:44:02,639 --> 00:44:04,058
Did you like the --
987
00:44:02,639 --> 00:44:04,058
oh, I...
988
00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:05,392
I, uh, I called him,
989
00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:07,895
and he said he'd be here
in a minute.
990
00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:08,896
Shh!
991
00:44:08,979 --> 00:44:09,897
Shh.
992
00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:11,857
[ Squawks ]
993
00:44:11,940 --> 00:44:14,068
I know I have trouble
communicating,
994
00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:16,070
but do me a favor
and keep your mouth shut!
995
00:44:16,153 --> 00:44:17,237
Your life depends
on it.
996
00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:18,864
Oh, ho, ho!
997
00:44:18,947 --> 00:44:24,411
Look what Santa
just crammed down my chimney.
998
00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:26,246
Gopher, thank you.
Thank you.
999
00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:27,247
Not at all, sir.
1000
00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:30,084
Vicki, this is a present
from your loving father.
1001
00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:31,835
Merry Christmas.
1002
00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:36,006
I wonder what it is.
1003
00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:36,965
[ Chuckles ]
1004
00:44:37,049 --> 00:44:38,258
A parrot!
1005
00:44:38,342 --> 00:44:40,719
Just what I wanted.
Thank you, dad.
1006
00:44:40,803 --> 00:44:41,720
Does it talk?
1007
00:44:41,804 --> 00:44:43,138
No!
1008
00:44:41,804 --> 00:44:43,138
No!
1009
00:44:43,222 --> 00:44:46,100
Well, not yet, but, uh,
we have to teach it.
1010
00:44:46,183 --> 00:44:47,393
Ooh, that'll be fun.
1011
00:44:47,476 --> 00:44:48,602
Hello!
1012
00:44:48,685 --> 00:44:50,854
Hello!
1013
00:44:50,938 --> 00:44:53,315
Oh, don't worry, honey,
you can teach it.
1014
00:44:53,399 --> 00:44:54,775
It just takes time.
1015
00:44:54,858 --> 00:44:56,318
Well, it's not that, dad.
1016
00:44:56,402 --> 00:44:58,445
I love the parrot.
1017
00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:01,156
I was just thinking
about Scotty.
1018
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:04,952
I bet he's never had a great
Christmas present like this.
1019
00:45:05,035 --> 00:45:06,286
I don't think he has.
1020
00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:08,414
♪♪
1021
00:45:08,497 --> 00:45:12,292
Isn't the real spirit
of Christmas giving?
1022
00:45:12,376 --> 00:45:13,752
Mm-hmm.
1023
00:45:13,836 --> 00:45:15,796
Would you be upset if
I gave Scotty my parrot?
1024
00:45:15,879 --> 00:45:16,964
Swell idea!
1025
00:45:17,047 --> 00:45:18,841
That's a good idea,
Vicki!
1026
00:45:18,924 --> 00:45:23,095
Oh, gopher,
I forgot your presents.
1027
00:45:23,178 --> 00:45:24,179
[ Squawks ]
Captain stubing is a jerk.
1028
00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:29,143
What was that?
1029
00:45:29,226 --> 00:45:33,355
I said, [as parrot] Captain
stubing loves to work -- squawk!
1030
00:45:33,439 --> 00:45:35,607
Oh, I think I'll take this
to Scotty right now.
1031
00:45:35,691 --> 00:45:39,027
That's a good idea!
Here we go.
1032
00:45:39,111 --> 00:45:41,989
Gopher, Vicki,
just a minute.
1033
00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:46,285
Merry Christmas
to the best crew,
1034
00:45:46,368 --> 00:45:51,373
to the best friends,
and the loveliest daughter
1035
00:45:51,457 --> 00:45:54,209
a man could ever ask for.
1036
00:45:54,293 --> 00:45:56,545
Merry Christmas
to you, too, sir.
1037
00:45:56,628 --> 00:45:57,963
Merry Christmas,
daddy.
1038
00:45:58,046 --> 00:46:00,799
Merry Christmas.
1039
00:45:58,046 --> 00:46:00,799
Merry Christmas.
1040
00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:13,729
Oh, Julie.
Thank you very much.
1041
00:46:13,812 --> 00:46:15,481
It turned out
to be a lovely time.
1042
00:46:15,564 --> 00:46:17,149
Jeff:
It sure did.
1043
00:46:17,232 --> 00:46:18,692
As a matter of fact,
1044
00:46:18,775 --> 00:46:20,068
dad and I decided not
to speak for another year
1045
00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:20,944
so we can come back again.
1046
00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:22,529
[ Laughs ]
1047
00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:24,072
Well, just promise
you'll sing.
1048
00:46:24,156 --> 00:46:25,073
Both of you.
1049
00:46:25,157 --> 00:46:26,533
You can count
on it.
1050
00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:28,327
I hope Santa clause
was good to you.
1051
00:46:28,410 --> 00:46:30,037
Oh, he certainly was.
1052
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:34,041
I got the greatest Christmas
gift a father could ask for.
1053
00:46:34,124 --> 00:46:36,001
But how do you gift-wrap
a son?
1054
00:46:36,084 --> 00:46:37,252
[ Laughter ]
1055
00:46:37,336 --> 00:46:39,213
Well, thanks for sailing
with us.
1056
00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:41,381
Bye.
1057
00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:41,381
Bye.
1058
00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:41,381
Bye.
1059
00:46:41,465 --> 00:46:42,424
Bye.
1060
00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:46,178
Well,
captain and his santas.
1061
00:46:46,261 --> 00:46:48,388
It's been a wonderful
Christmas cruise.
1062
00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:50,057
And that goes
for all you santas.
1063
00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:51,558
Oh, thank you.
1064
00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:53,560
I hope everything works out
for you, Scotty.
1065
00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:55,896
Well, if things work out
the way I hope,
1066
00:46:55,979 --> 00:46:58,232
I'll have
an instant family.
1067
00:46:58,315 --> 00:47:00,275
Thanks for the parrot,
Vicki.
1068
00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:01,693
You're a good chick.
1069
00:47:01,777 --> 00:47:03,779
Thanks.
1070
00:47:03,862 --> 00:47:04,863
Bye-bye.
1071
00:47:04,947 --> 00:47:08,909
Don't worry, I taped his
mouth shut till we get home.
1072
00:47:08,992 --> 00:47:11,578
Uh, captain,
about Scotty's fare...
1073
00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:13,372
Oh, it's all
been taken care of.
1074
00:47:13,455 --> 00:47:14,414
Thanks, Santa.
1075
00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,750
Not this Santa.
1076
00:47:16,833 --> 00:47:17,876
That Santa.
1077
00:47:20,170 --> 00:47:22,881
All: Bye.
1078
00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:24,341
I hope to see you again.
Good luck.
1079
00:47:24,424 --> 00:47:25,592
Merry Christmas.
1080
00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:31,932
Thanks, big spender.
Merry Christmas.
1081
00:47:32,015 --> 00:47:33,517
Merry Christmas!
1082
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,811
All:
Merry Christmas!
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