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♪♪
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♪ Love ♪
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♪ exciting and new ♪
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♪ come aboard ♪
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♪ we're expecting you ♪
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♪ and love ♪
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♪ life's sweetest reward ♪
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♪ let it flow ♪
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♪ it floats back to you ♪
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♪ the love boat ♪
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♪ soon will be making
another run ♪
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♪ the love boat ♪
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♪ promises something
for everyone ♪
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♪ set a course for adventure ♪
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♪ your mind on a new romance ♪
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♪ and love ♪
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♪ won't hurt anymore ♪
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♪ it's an open smile ♪
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♪ on a friendly shore ♪
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♪ it's love ♪
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♪ welcome aboard,
it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪
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Wow.
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Travel brochures
don't lie.
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I knew you'd like it,
Matt.
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We're gonna have
the time of our lives.
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Sure.
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If things get dull, I can always
go tightrope walking.
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Miss halley, your cabin
is right up those stairs
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and to the left.
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Enjoy your cruise.
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Thank you.
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Did you bring
your chess set?
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And the cribbage board,
two new decks of cards,
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monopoly, and scrabble.
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Tom, every day,
I thank my lucky stars
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I have a brother
like you --
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someone I can whip
at any game.
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Mmm. Some cutie.
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Why, thank you.
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Hello.
May I help you?
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Uhh, I'll take care
of miss Rossmore.
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Hi.
I'm a big football fan.
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Why, thank you. I'm surprised
you recognized me.
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I haven't been around
that long.
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Football? Now, I know
I'm not up on the game,
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but don't tell me
you're the new ram quarterback.
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[ Laughing ] No.
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Miss Rossmore
is a sportscaster.
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She covers all
the major events for TV.
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Yes.
And my name is Peggy.
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Uh, Peggy,
Julie McCoy.
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How do you do, Peggy?
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Hi.
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I'm Adam bricker.
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How do you do?
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I'm very impressed. There aren't
many women in your field.
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No, there aren't.
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Thanks to my father
and my brothers,
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I was brought up
on sports.
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So my only problem was
getting a network to notice me.
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Oh, boy,
when I was 14,
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I would've given anything
to be a radio sportscaster.
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How'd you get started?
On some tiny, local station?
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No. I won
a national beauty contest.
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I was gonna try that,
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but I couldn't find a bikini
in my size.
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Doc!
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[ Merrill laughing ]
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Of course
I catch you on television
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when I'm in port, bud,
but, boy, it's been years.
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Oh, no.
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Yeah, but how long
has it been
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since I've seen you
in the flesh?
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Are you making fun
of my hairline?
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No.
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Isn't that bud pomeroy?
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Mm-hmm.
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That's one sportscaster
even I've heard of.
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And heard and heard
and heard.
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You should try
sitting next to him
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in a broadcast booth
sometime.
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Uh, Julie? Doc?
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I want you to meet an old friend
of mine -- bud pomeroy.
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Hello.
How do you do?
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Don't -- don't tell me.
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That -- that blonde
in the white dress...
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You mean
Peggy Rossmore?
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[ Chuckles ]
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How gruesomely
appropriate --
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a Halloween cruise, and I get
my own personal witch.
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Hey! Preston Maddox!
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Hey!
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Isaac Washington.
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Hey,
Isaac Washington.
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What a trip. The prince of pop
playing in the acapulco lounge.
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I want to see you say that
five times fast.
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What a trip --
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Isaac!
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Isaac, I-I can't figure out
any of these reservations.
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What is this?
"R.S."? "B.S."?
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"R.s." --
rhythm section.
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"B.s." --
brass section.
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I figure guys that play together
should stay together.
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You there!
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Yes, you --
in the sailor suits.
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There's absolutely no one
in charge here.
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Uh...
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Uh, gopher, why don't you
take care of the lady?
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Mr. Maddox, please, come.
Follow me. This way.
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Yes, ma'am. Assistant purser
burl Smith at your service.
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How may I help you?
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I am
Margaret Edith Jerome.
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These are my two
lovely, single daughters,
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Dee-Dee and sue-sue.
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Hi, hi.
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Um...ma'am, uh,
it's three daughters, isn't it?
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Oh, yes.
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The other person
on your manifest
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is my stepdaughter...
Cindy.
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♪ Those fingers
in my hair ♪
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♪ that sly -- ♪
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Cindy. Would you please
get a move on?
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♪ That sly
come-hither stare ♪
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And for heaven's sake,
stop that caterwauling.
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Come, dears.
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And don't drop
that red bag!
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It's got all my makeup
in it.
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Uh...say, listen.
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Why don't you let me
help you with this?
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We have to be very careful
with this.
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I don't think
the world is ready yet
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for sue-sue
without makeup.
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[ Both laugh ]
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[ Air horn blows ]
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Excuse me.
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Um, is there
anyone sitting here?
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Well, if there is,
he's real small.
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He's also gonna be
real flat.
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I'm Chris --
Chris halley.
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"Halley" as in...
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The comet. Uh-huh.
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I'm Tom Benton as in...
"Bent on" having a good time.
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[ Chuckles ]
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You know, you look almost
exactly like Floyd fosdick.
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No kidding.
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Mm-hmm.
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Do you really think so?
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Oh, absolutely.
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Wow.
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Who's Floyd fosdick?
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A boy I had a crush on
in the fifth grade.
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He was one of the world's
great 11-year-old romantics.
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Don't tell me -- proclaimed
his undying love for you
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by putting a frog
in your lunchbox.
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Well, close -- it was
a salamander in my thermos.
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[ Both laugh ]
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All great fifth-grade minds
think alike.
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Jackpot bingo begins
in five minutes.
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Jackpot bingo's gonna start up
in the lounge in five minutes.
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Okay?
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I haven't played bingo in years.
What do you think?
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Sounds great.
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You know, I have a hunch
you're gonna be lucky for me.
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I was just thinking
the same thing about you.
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I'm really worried
about the salt air out here.
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It's tough to boogie
on rusted hinges.
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Chris halley,
my brother Matt.
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Oh. Hi.
How are you?
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Hi.
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Uh, you want to play bingo,
Matt?
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No, I'm afraid I can't
right now.
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Got to beat Tom at chess.
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Oh.
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So, what do you want
to lose with, white or black?
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Well...
[ Chuckles ]
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See you around,
fosdick.
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"Fosdick"?
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I remind her of
an 11-year-old salamander freak
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named Floyd fosdick.
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Nah.
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Guppies, maybe,
but not salamanders.
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Vince lombardi was the best
coach football every had --
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anywhere, anytime,
against all opposition.
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Don't hold back, bud.
Give us your opinion.
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Peggy, if I knew
you were gonna be here,
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I'd have read up on
something that you could
talk about, like, uh...
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Flavored lip gloss
or bust-development exercise.
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How considerate.
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I watch the two of you
all the time.
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You make a great team.
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Well,
of course we do, doc.
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We're a perfect combination --
brains and beauty.
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Bud, I hate
to disillusion you,
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but you're really not
all that beautiful.
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See you.
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[ Whistles ]
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Hello.
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Hello!
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How are you today?
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Just fine.
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Girls, there goes
the catch of a lifetime.
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Wonder why they call him
"the prince of pop."
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I don't know.
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Maybe he's like that other
guy -- prince of wales.
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I don't think so.
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I think the prince of wales
has to stay at sea world
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all the time
so we can feed him.
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[ Both laugh ]
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[ Southern accent ] Don't think.
You might strain yourself.
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Just do what mama tell--
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[ normal voice ] I mean,
do what mother tells you.
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Cindy! Hey!
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How would you like to have
dinner with me tonight?
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Oh, I'd --
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[ singsong voice ]
Cindy!
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[ Sighs ] I have to go.
My stepmother wants her Mai Tai.
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Uh, yeah. But how about dinner?
Is that a yes?
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Cindy!
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Probably not.
220
00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,393
Definitely
a "probably not."
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That's what I like --
forceful indecision.
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Smile, girls, and wave.
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00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,796
That's enough.
That's enough.
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We don't want him to think
you're easy.
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But we are easy.
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I know.
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I'm not saying he was stupid,
but the first game he pitched,
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he walked
the first five batters.
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And when the manager
took him out of the game,
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he yelled at him.
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"How can you do this to me now?!
I got a no-hitter goin'!"
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I'm sorry
we're late.
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Welcome, welcome.
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Thank you, captain.
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Oh, bud, go on
with your story.
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You were talking about
Murray Lee, weren't you?
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Correct. Two points.
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00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:03,079
Is this a contest?
Because if it is --
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oh. Would, uh, any of you care
for a nice, uh, seafood salad?
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I'm getting a little tired
of your put-downs.
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When I was a kid, I competed
against my brothers.
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They were a lot better athletes
than you are,
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and they were
in a lot better shape.
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00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:21,263
And what was your event --
the 100-meter sewing bee?
245
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,265
Perhaps
an artichoke vinaigrette?
246
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:26,227
You name the game, buster,
and I'll put you away.
247
00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:27,978
Now, wait a minute.
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00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:31,774
You're saying you'll compete
against me in sports?
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Maybe some soup?
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Any game, any time.
251
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:39,448
And what do you have
to back up this braggadocio?
252
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,075
You name it.
What do you want?
253
00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:43,452
The vichyssoise
is very nice.
254
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,414
What I desire from you, honey,
is your absence.
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00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:47,623
Or the lentil.
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00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:49,458
You got it.
257
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,836
I'll put up my job
against yours.
258
00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:56,632
Now, wait a minute.
Let me get this straight.
259
00:11:56,715 --> 00:11:59,009
You want to bet
our jobs?
260
00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,178
Right.
261
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,763
The loser quits.
262
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:06,851
And either way, we'll never
have to work together again.
263
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:10,479
Well, now, how do we make
arrangements for this contest?
264
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,649
Two sports
out of three.
265
00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,818
You pick one, I pick one,
and if we need another one,
266
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,486
we can pick it
out of a hat.
267
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,988
How does that sound?
268
00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:22,283
The prime rib
is very nice.
269
00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:25,619
Lady, I hear that the lines
down at the unemployment office
270
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:28,789
at this time of year
are extremely long.
271
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,711
Doc, let's blow off some steam
on the dance floor.
272
00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:36,505
I think you have enough steam
for both of us.
273
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,008
I've always found the lamb chops
a delight.
274
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:40,759
Ah!
275
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:45,181
Hi, fellas.
276
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,348
Hi.
277
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,516
How went the bingo?
278
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:51,312
Well, uh, not too good.
My lucky charm wasn't with me.
279
00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:52,688
Go on, sit down.
280
00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:54,732
Well, I'd loan you
my four-leaf clover,
281
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:57,485
but I think I just ate it
with the Russian dressing.
282
00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,320
Are you playing tonight,
Mr. Maddox?
283
00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:01,155
Well, I'd love to, honey,
but unfortunately,
284
00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:02,698
I got a show to do
in about five minutes.
285
00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:04,533
Maybe we can play later,
huh?
286
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,202
[ Chuckles nervously ]
287
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,370
Well, how about it, guys?
You want to catch the show?
288
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:09,246
No, thanks.
289
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:09,246
Sounds great.
290
00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:13,042
Boy, you guys are worse
than the senate.
291
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,044
How do you ever get a majority
around here?
292
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:17,046
Come on, Matt.
293
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:19,215
You don't want to miss
the prince of pop.
294
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:22,384
Pop is exactly what my ears do
when I listen to him.
295
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,345
You go ahead.
Don't let me get in your way.
296
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,681
Well...look,
why don't you go?
297
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,141
Oh, come on.
298
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,726
How often do you get to see
Preston Maddox
299
00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:32,770
on anything
other than a record jacket?
300
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:33,771
You're right.
301
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:34,772
Yeah.
302
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,106
Okay with you, Matt?
303
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,900
I said it was okay,
didn't I?
304
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,110
[ Laughs ]
305
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,404
Hold the saxophones,
Preston.
306
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,448
Here we come!
307
00:13:50,663 --> 00:14:01,924
♪ But somehow,
once upon a time ♪
308
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:06,845
♪ never comes again ♪
309
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:17,940
♪ yes, once upon a time ♪
310
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,943
♪ never comes ♪
311
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:31,829
♪ aga-a-a-a-a-a-a-in ♪
312
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:46,302
[ Mid-tempo tune plays ]
313
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,636
Be sure
and go up there
314
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,805
and tell him how much
you enjoyed his music.
315
00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:52,349
Oh, I like him...
316
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,143
But I don't like
his music.
317
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:56,312
Haven't I taught you
anything?
318
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:57,605
Lie.
319
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:01,317
Look --
why waste time?
320
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,027
Why don't we get the show
on the road?
321
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,403
Well, that suits me.
322
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:06,155
I'd rather tangle
with a man
323
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:07,823
who has three martinis
to his credit
324
00:15:07,906 --> 00:15:09,700
than one who's sober.
325
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:12,077
Are you sure
you won't reconsider this?
326
00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:16,498
You said I get to pick
the first contest, right?
327
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,833
Right.
328
00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:21,295
Good. I pick arm wrestling --
here and now.
329
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,632
[ Sighs ]
330
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,551
[ Chuckles ]
331
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,136
This isn't
the sort of thing
332
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:31,680
we generally do
in the acapulco lounge.
333
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,850
Have you, uh, watched some
of the newer dances, captain?
334
00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:37,144
Captain,
you say "go."
335
00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:37,853
Go.
336
00:15:37,936 --> 00:15:38,771
Ooh!
337
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:42,733
Oh!
338
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:49,239
Hey!
339
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:52,910
[ Chuckling ] Oh!
340
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:56,872
Ohh.
341
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,671
One down,
one to go.
342
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:04,672
That's all right.
343
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:07,007
There's always tomorrow.
344
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,425
And I pick
the next one.
345
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,516
Cindy:
♪ those fingers in my hair ♪
346
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:19,144
♪ that sly
come-hither stare ♪
347
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:22,022
♪ that strips
my conscience bare ♪
348
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,358
♪ it's witchcraft ♪
349
00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:26,360
Encore! Encore!
350
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:30,948
Gopher, you weren't
supposed to hear that.
351
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,574
You sing great.
352
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,574
Nah.
353
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,243
Yes, you do.
354
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,243
Nah.
355
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:35,786
You look great, too.
356
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:35,786
Nah.
357
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,913
I brought you
a sandwich.
358
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,913
Nah --
359
00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:40,624
oh. I mean, thanks.
360
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:41,625
[ Clears throat ]
361
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:42,584
Hmm.
362
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,382
Hey, wait a minute.
Aren't you gonna eat?
363
00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:50,092
Somebody's got to
get my stepsisters ready
364
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:51,552
for the Halloween ball
tomorrow night.
365
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:53,429
Ah.
What are you going as?
366
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,305
Me?
Oh, I'm not gonna go.
367
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,058
My stepmother
wouldn't stand for it.
368
00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:00,436
Oh, Cindy.
369
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,604
Why don't you
get away from that woman?
370
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,899
How? My father
left all the money to her.
371
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,317
I haven't even
finished college.
372
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,153
What kind of a job
could I get?
373
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:11,238
Unless
some handsome prince
374
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:12,781
came to take me away
from all this.
375
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,908
Wait a minute.
376
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,577
Prince -- that's it.
377
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:17,828
That's what?
378
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:21,290
Preston Maddox,
the prince of pop.
379
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,791
Gopher,
I don't understand.
380
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,293
The way you sing,
I bet you
381
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,753
that he'd hire you
in a minute.
382
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:26,670
Oh, now,
wait a minute, gopher.
383
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,589
I-I couldn't sing
in front of an audience.
384
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:30,090
Well, try!
385
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,800
Here. Wait a minute.
386
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,803
Excuse me while I simulate
the Hollywood bowl.
387
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,347
Okay...now.
388
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,807
Little of that.
389
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:39,975
Perfect.
390
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,436
Beautiful.
391
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:43,771
[ Clears throat ]
392
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:44,688
Gopher --
393
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:49,818
and now -- the one, the only,
Cindy Jerome!
394
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,863
[ Imitating crowd ]
Aaah! Cindy! Cindy! Cindy!
395
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:54,782
[ Normal voice ]
Come on, come on.
You can do it.
396
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,159
♪ Those fingers
in my hair ♪
397
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,702
♪ that shy,
come-hither stare ♪
398
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,370
Excuse me --
is this seat taken?
399
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:03,874
[ Sighs ]
400
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:08,212
♪ Those fingers
in my hair ♪
401
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:11,757
♪ that sly
come-hither stare ♪
402
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,384
♪ that strips
my conscience bare ♪
403
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:15,969
♪ it's witchcraft ♪
404
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:21,475
♪ and I've got no defense
for it... ♪
405
00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:31,527
[ Soft jazz music plays ]
406
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,908
Who are you
looking for?
407
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:39,952
I was kind of hoping
Matt would change his mind.
408
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:41,870
[ Sighs ]
409
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,665
You know, it's great you feel
concern for your brother,
410
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,708
but you deserve
a little r&r, too.
411
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,377
I'm the only family
he's got.
412
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,671
I brought him on this trip
to keep his spirits up.
413
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:52,589
Well, you taking him
on this trip was nice,
414
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:55,259
but the guilt trip
he's laying on you
is not so nice.
415
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:56,552
What do you mean?
416
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,804
Well, Tom,
people with disabilities
417
00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:01,765
are doing spectacular things
for themselves nowadays.
418
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,392
If it wasn't for fate,
419
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:06,061
i'd be the one
with braces on my legs.
420
00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:10,107
So any damn thing I can do
for Matt, I'm gonna do.
421
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,358
Ehh...
422
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:14,361
Hey, uh...
Look, i-I'm sorry.
423
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:17,072
I-I shouldn't have
opened my mouth.
424
00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:18,198
You don't know me.
425
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,741
We've hardly
even said hello.
426
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:25,247
Well...
We could remedy that.
427
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:27,833
Hello, Chris.
428
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:30,627
Hi, Tom.
429
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:33,338
Want to dance?
430
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,216
Yeah.
431
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,385
[ Laughs ]
432
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,268
That's it.
433
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,103
These shoes are so shiny,
434
00:19:48,186 --> 00:19:51,398
your stepsisters could use them
to signal passing ships.
435
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:52,983
You're the best.
Thanks.
436
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:56,612
Well, I'm gonna shove off
before the blue meanies turn up.
437
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,947
Oh, remember --
tomorrow, you are singing
438
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,158
for Preston Maddox
and his orchestra.
439
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:03,493
I'd be too nervous.
440
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,787
I'd have to sing
with a bag over my head.
441
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,706
How about with a mask
over your face?
442
00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:08,957
Huh?
443
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,792
The Halloween ball --
tomorrow.
444
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,086
You wear a costume,
you sing for Preston Maddox,
445
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,546
and nobody knows
who you are.
446
00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:17,925
Oh, gopher,
it's perfect!
447
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,134
Mm-hmm.
448
00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:20,761
You're perfect.
449
00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:20,761
Mm-hmm.
450
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:21,803
Good night.
451
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,305
[ Sighs ]
452
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,139
Gopher?
453
00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:25,766
Hmm?
454
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:27,851
I don't have a costume.
455
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:31,688
Hey, you need a costume,
you got a costume.
456
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,982
You leave it to burl Smith.
I'm Mr. Costume.
457
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,943
You come on down
to costume city.
458
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:38,403
We got big costumes,
we got little costumes.
459
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:39,655
We got
costume jewelry.
460
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,448
You take
the San Diego freeway to...
461
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,328
Hi.
462
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:47,496
How was your night?
463
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,289
Terrific.
464
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:53,543
Do you know this cabin measures
exactly 14 1/2 feet by 12?
465
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:57,172
And there are 247 tiles
in the bathroom floor?
466
00:20:57,255 --> 00:20:58,840
That bad, huh?
467
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:01,176
Ah, could've been worse.
Could've been a bigger bathroom.
468
00:21:01,259 --> 00:21:02,970
So,
how was your night?
469
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:06,515
Oh,
about like you said.
470
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:09,685
Preston was a little too loud.
The dance floor was crowded.
471
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:11,353
[ Chuckling ]
Well, that's funny.
472
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:13,230
You sure looked chipper
when you came in here.
473
00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:16,692
Yeah.
474
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:19,653
Well, look, Matt...
475
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:21,863
I'm sorry
I ran out on you tonight.
476
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,324
Is there anything
I can do for you?
477
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:26,618
Well, I could use
a nice, cold beer.
478
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:28,996
All right,
I'll call room service.
479
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:31,873
No, never mind.
That'll take too long.
480
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,000
I'll get it myself.
481
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,376
Oh, you don't
have to do that.
482
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:35,627
I want to.
483
00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:39,423
Oh, hey --
as long as you're going,
484
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:40,882
see if you can get me
some onion rings.
485
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,551
Sure.
486
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,551
And hurry back.
487
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:45,012
The best floating permanent
chess game in the pacific
488
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,138
awaits us.
489
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:06,074
My compliments to the chef,
captain.
490
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,118
It's delicious.
Delicious!
491
00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:09,119
Thank you, bud.
Thank you.
492
00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:11,371
The last time a man
ate a breakfast that size
493
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:12,789
was on death row.
494
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,166
[ Laughs ]
495
00:22:14,249 --> 00:22:16,793
Are you sure you wouldn't like
another muffin?
496
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:20,797
Seems a shame to have the waiter
carry back the last one.
497
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,924
Oh, why not?
Thank you.
498
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,426
Hey, you're not being nice
to me
499
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:26,053
in hopes of calling off
the bet, are ya?
500
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,138
You know me
better than that.
501
00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:31,433
Have you been thinking
of our second event?
502
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:32,934
It could be your last,
you know,
503
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,853
but it's your turn
to choose.
504
00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:36,313
Yes.
505
00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:38,482
I've decided
on a race.
506
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:41,151
You can run,
can't you?
507
00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:42,986
[ Muffled ]
Of course.
508
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,738
5 miles.
509
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:48,617
That's 27 times
around the ship.
510
00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:51,828
Are you ready?
511
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:53,663
Now?!
512
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:55,457
Now.
513
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:56,666
Captain,
will you start us?
514
00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,043
Most certainly.
515
00:23:03,131 --> 00:23:06,343
Yes, thanks for suggesting
the, uh, pancakes,
516
00:23:06,426 --> 00:23:10,305
eggs Benedict, Danish pastry --
not to mention that muffin!
517
00:23:10,388 --> 00:23:11,723
It was my pleasure.
518
00:23:12,682 --> 00:23:15,394
On your Mark,
get set --
519
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,355
false start!
520
00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:19,773
Let him go,
captain.
521
00:23:19,856 --> 00:23:22,442
By the time
he rounds that first turn,
522
00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:26,196
that muffin's gonna be
coming right out his ears.
523
00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:50,846
Hi. May I come in?
524
00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:53,014
Sure.
There's nobody here.
525
00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:58,895
Look what I got
for the Halloween ball.
526
00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:00,188
Hmm?
527
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,149
Gee,
I thought you'd love it.
528
00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:05,193
Oh, I...
529
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,570
I do.
530
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:08,113
What kind of shoes
are you gonna wear with it?
531
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:12,159
This is not for me.
It's for you!
532
00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:14,161
I'm going as a clown.
533
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:14,995
Aww.
534
00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:18,290
Here.
535
00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:22,544
Oh, gopher,
thank you.
536
00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:24,713
Well, it was either that
or an egg costume.
537
00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:26,506
That's all
they had left.
538
00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:27,507
Ah, yes.
539
00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:30,385
You'll be the belle of the ball
in this thing.
540
00:24:30,468 --> 00:24:32,679
And I would be honored
to be with you.
541
00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:36,558
[ Clears throat ]
542
00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:38,727
[ Panting ]
543
00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:51,615
[ Yawns ]
544
00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:53,658
Well, I guess
it must be the company, hmm?
545
00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:54,492
Excuse me.
546
00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:56,286
I played chess with Matt
for two hours
547
00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:57,704
after I got back to the cabin
last night.
548
00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:01,917
Poor guy -- all cooped up
in that room all night.
549
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,419
Tom, the only one
keeping Matt cooped up
550
00:25:04,502 --> 00:25:06,296
in that cabin last night
was Matt.
551
00:25:07,505 --> 00:25:08,590
Oh.
552
00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:14,638
Isn't that sun
gorgeous?
553
00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:18,099
It's yellow -- just like
the one in the brochure.
554
00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:21,937
[ Sighing ]
Ohh. Great.
555
00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:23,897
I forgot
my sunglasses.
556
00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:26,149
Tom, would you do me a favor?
I think they're on the bureau.
557
00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:29,152
Oh, sure.
Just let me finish my coffee.
558
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:40,288
On the bureau, right?
559
00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:42,624
Yeah.
560
00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:44,459
[ Chuckles ]
561
00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:46,294
Hi, doc.
562
00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:46,294
Hi.
563
00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:47,170
Morning.
564
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,964
Morning.
565
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,964
Hi. Good morning.
566
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:51,341
Hey, doc, do you know
where I can get
some suntan lotion?
567
00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:52,801
Oh, yeah,
I usually keep some
568
00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:54,135
by the showers
on the lido deck.
569
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,136
Help yourself.
570
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,596
Lido deck?
571
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,765
And how far is that
as the crow hobbles?
572
00:25:58,848 --> 00:26:00,517
Oh, it's right around
the corner.
573
00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:03,687
Oh.
574
00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:05,814
Why don't I get some
for you?
575
00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:06,856
Hey, thanks, doc.
576
00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:08,066
You're welcome.
577
00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:09,484
[ Sighs ]
578
00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:11,695
Well [chuckles]
I guess I'll be going, too.
579
00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:14,155
Um, is there anything
that I could get you?
580
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:15,156
Not a thing.
581
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,867
I was thinking perhaps
you might like a mirror --
582
00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:19,869
so you could get
a good, long look at yourself.
583
00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:25,166
[ Chuckles ]
584
00:26:35,593 --> 00:26:37,512
[ Laughing ]
585
00:26:37,595 --> 00:26:39,556
What's this?
Entertaining men in the cabin?
586
00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:41,516
Ah, ma'am,
absolutely not.
587
00:26:41,599 --> 00:26:43,685
I just came by
to bring Cindy her costume
588
00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:44,894
for the Halloween ball.
589
00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:46,187
Cindy at the ball?
590
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:47,564
[ High-pitched chortle ]
Don't make me laugh.
591
00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:48,398
Yeah, but --
592
00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:48,398
give me that.
593
00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:50,358
Goodbye.
594
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,319
I thought you had
some ironing to do.
595
00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:55,030
Well, actually, I do have
some shorts I should rinse out.
596
00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:56,781
I'm going.
I'm --
597
00:27:05,498 --> 00:27:07,417
[ Cheers and applause ]
598
00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:25,435
[ Peggy chuckles ]
599
00:27:25,518 --> 00:27:27,812
Come on, bud!
Over here!
600
00:27:36,529 --> 00:27:39,282
Nice race, pal.
I just beat you.
601
00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:42,285
Hey, you okay?
602
00:27:43,536 --> 00:27:45,246
I'm fine.
[ Coughs ]
603
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:47,123
How about
another muffin?
604
00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:52,379
[ Chuckling ] It's going to be
a terrific party.
605
00:27:52,462 --> 00:27:53,755
Wait till you see
my costume.
606
00:27:53,838 --> 00:27:56,091
I'm going as cinderella,
with a pink mask
607
00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:58,259
and glass slippers --
the whole thing.
608
00:27:58,343 --> 00:27:59,886
You're the only one
I'm telling,
609
00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:01,763
'cause I don't want you to have
any trouble finding me.
610
00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:03,264
Oh, I won't.
611
00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:05,225
But, uh, just do me
one little favor, will you?
612
00:28:05,308 --> 00:28:07,268
When midnight comes around,
don't run out on me.
613
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:10,105
[ Chuckling ]
Oh, not this cinderella.
614
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:12,732
Well, see you at the ball,
beautiful.
615
00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:14,317
Later, prince.
616
00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:17,987
So, anyway,
I had this costume --
617
00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:19,155
hey, guys,
what's going on?
618
00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:20,490
Hey, Preston.
619
00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:20,490
Hey! Hi, Preston.
620
00:28:20,573 --> 00:28:21,699
Good to see you.
[ Clears throat ]
621
00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:23,284
Yeah, but I still
don't get it, man.
622
00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:25,161
How come
Cindy's stepmother
623
00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:27,288
won't let her go
to the ball, man?
624
00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:28,331
Well,
she probably figures
625
00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:30,792
that Cindy would make
her dopey daughters look bad.
626
00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:31,835
But I'm not giving up.
627
00:28:31,918 --> 00:28:33,753
I'm just gonna find
another costume, that's all.
628
00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:34,754
Where?
629
00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:36,464
I don't know where.
I --
630
00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:41,136
you couldn't.
631
00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:42,429
I shouldn't.
632
00:28:42,512 --> 00:28:43,471
You're gonna.
633
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:44,806
I gotta.
634
00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:46,182
Watch the door.
635
00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:47,809
Hurry up!
636
00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:50,687
Aah! I got to find one
that's right for Cindy.
637
00:28:50,770 --> 00:28:51,813
Let's see.
638
00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:54,023
Witch? No.
639
00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:56,359
Adlai Stevenson...
640
00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:57,819
Hey!
641
00:28:57,902 --> 00:28:59,654
Cinderella.
642
00:28:59,737 --> 00:29:01,156
Perfect.
643
00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:03,700
Yeah, she's already got
the evil stepmother.
644
00:29:03,783 --> 00:29:04,659
[ Mutters ]
645
00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:10,331
I was just thinking --
um, listen, um...
646
00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:12,292
You want to be
an assistant bartender?
647
00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:13,877
Never mind.
648
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:22,010
In my hat,
there are 10 events.
649
00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:25,346
The one I pick
will be your final competition.
650
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:27,849
Oh, captain, would you mind?
Let the lady pick.
651
00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:29,809
I don't want
any complaints later.
652
00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:30,477
Of course.
653
00:29:37,775 --> 00:29:38,693
Well?
654
00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:41,863
Weightlifting.
655
00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:48,036
Do you want
to concede now,
656
00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:50,163
or should we go through
the formalities?
657
00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:55,168
The exercise room --
any time you want.
658
00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:14,312
How's this stack up
next to the bathtub
in our apartment?
659
00:30:14,395 --> 00:30:15,939
This fills up faster.
660
00:30:17,815 --> 00:30:18,733
Ohhh.
661
00:30:18,816 --> 00:30:20,235
[ Laughs ]
662
00:30:20,318 --> 00:30:22,070
Matt, I want you
to come to the Halloween party
663
00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:22,904
with Chris and me
tonight.
664
00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:24,572
And I won't take no
for an answer.
665
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:26,616
Gee, I was planning
to stay in the cabin
666
00:30:26,699 --> 00:30:28,117
and count
the electrical outlets.
667
00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:30,453
Isn't she terrific?
668
00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:32,914
[ Chuckles ]
669
00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:35,792
Everything seems terrific
when you're on vacation.
670
00:30:35,875 --> 00:30:38,586
The skies are bluer.
Eyes are bluer.
671
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,922
This is more
than just a shipboard romance.
672
00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:42,757
It is?
673
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:44,801
You mean
it could go into overtime?
674
00:30:44,884 --> 00:30:47,428
I mean
it could go into lifetime.
675
00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:53,434
Well, I'm really happy
for you, Tom.
676
00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:56,396
A wife...
Someday, a family.
677
00:30:56,479 --> 00:31:00,066
I'll be able to hang around
and enjoy life vicariously.
678
00:31:05,822 --> 00:31:09,033
You're the best.
Always there when I need you.
679
00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:14,497
[ Exhales sharply ]
680
00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:26,551
[ Exhales sharply ]
681
00:31:29,637 --> 00:31:31,514
[ Both chuckle ]
682
00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:35,435
[ Grunts ]
683
00:31:40,773 --> 00:31:41,774
60.
684
00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:43,443
Now, look, are you sure
you want to continue --
685
00:31:43,526 --> 00:31:45,278
captain, captain,
please.
686
00:31:45,361 --> 00:31:47,155
It's a family
squabble.
687
00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:51,159
Oh, don't worry --
there's probably
688
00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:54,454
a lot of other networks
that would love to have you.
689
00:31:54,537 --> 00:31:55,747
Cute.
690
00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:09,510
[ Exhales slowly ]
691
00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:13,765
[ Exhales sharply ]
692
00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:19,729
[ Sighs ]
693
00:32:19,812 --> 00:32:21,439
There you are.
694
00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:23,941
[ Chuckles ]
695
00:32:26,944 --> 00:32:27,737
Ohh!
696
00:32:27,820 --> 00:32:29,197
Bud!
697
00:32:27,820 --> 00:32:29,197
My back!
698
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:30,198
Where's the pain?
699
00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:31,491
Ohhh!
700
00:32:31,574 --> 00:32:33,868
It's, uh...
Right there.
701
00:32:33,951 --> 00:32:36,245
Bud, look, why don't we
finish this sometime
702
00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:38,206
when you're feeling
better --
703
00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:38,206
we'll finish it
right now.
704
00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:39,040
I really
don't think that --
705
00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:40,208
we'll finish it now.
706
00:32:51,135 --> 00:32:52,804
Ohh!
707
00:32:52,887 --> 00:32:54,764
Ohh!
708
00:32:54,847 --> 00:32:55,932
Bud!
709
00:32:56,015 --> 00:32:57,350
Bud, look, look,
I --
710
00:32:57,433 --> 00:32:59,477
you won.
Congratulations.
711
00:33:01,979 --> 00:33:03,189
Hip, hip, hooray.
712
00:33:03,272 --> 00:33:04,982
I won.
713
00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:18,079
[ Disco music plays ]
714
00:33:44,313 --> 00:33:46,107
Smile, girls.
715
00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:48,568
And try
not to drool.
716
00:33:52,572 --> 00:33:54,490
Have you spoken to bud?
717
00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:56,284
I can't find him.
718
00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:56,284
Mm.
719
00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:57,869
There was no answer
in his cabin.
720
00:33:59,328 --> 00:34:00,955
You know, it's funny --
721
00:34:01,038 --> 00:34:03,708
winning can be
a very empty experience, too.
722
00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:07,128
Usually, when you go
in the winners' dressing room,
723
00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:10,089
they're laughing and happy,
drinking champagne.
724
00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:13,134
Would you settle for
an orange juice on the rocks?
725
00:34:13,217 --> 00:34:15,386
I don't mind if I do.
726
00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:23,019
I know you're wondering
who I'm supposed to be.
727
00:34:23,102 --> 00:34:24,979
Perhaps this will
give you a clue.
728
00:34:25,062 --> 00:34:26,773
"Marshal Dillon?
Marshal Dillon?"
729
00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:28,691
Uh..."gunsmoke."
730
00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:30,443
Uh, uh, uh...
Chester, right?
731
00:34:30,526 --> 00:34:32,111
No -- kitty.
732
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:37,033
[ Laughs ]
733
00:34:37,116 --> 00:34:38,951
Uh, who are you
supposed to be?
734
00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:40,703
Who else?
735
00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:41,996
Floyd fosdick.
736
00:34:42,079 --> 00:34:43,998
Oh! Yeah!
737
00:34:44,081 --> 00:34:45,917
Floyd fosdick!
738
00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:48,795
Floyd...fosdick?
739
00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:53,633
Hi, Floyd.
740
00:34:53,716 --> 00:34:55,343
Hi.
741
00:34:55,426 --> 00:34:57,595
You've owed me a dance
for about 15 years, you know.
742
00:34:57,678 --> 00:34:58,846
And I do have to pay
my debts.
743
00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:00,515
Mm-hmm.
744
00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:02,475
And wait till you see
the interest that's piled up.
745
00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:07,855
Hey, Isaac.
746
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:08,648
Yeah?
747
00:35:08,731 --> 00:35:10,691
You seen cinderella
anywhere?
748
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:11,776
No.
749
00:35:12,985 --> 00:35:15,154
Thank you.
750
00:35:15,238 --> 00:35:17,865
Oh, the steward says
he can't find it anywhere.
751
00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:20,368
Listen, you're better off
not being cinderella.
752
00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:22,703
I hear those glass slippers
are murder on bunions.
753
00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:25,081
Oh, very funny. But I don't have
anything to wear.
754
00:35:25,164 --> 00:35:26,123
Perfect!
755
00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:29,252
Grab a fig leaf,
and we'll go as Adam and Eve.
756
00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:32,380
Okay, let's check
the costume locker.
757
00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:33,840
There's got to be
something left.
758
00:35:33,923 --> 00:35:37,051
All right, but Preston's
expecting me as cinderella.
759
00:35:37,134 --> 00:35:39,053
Well, you know
what they say.
760
00:35:37,134 --> 00:35:39,053
What?
761
00:35:39,136 --> 00:35:41,389
If I knew,
would I ask you?
762
00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:44,267
[ Slow-tempo music plays ]
763
00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:51,566
I can't dance.
764
00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:54,402
Well, why not?
You're doing fine by me.
765
00:35:54,485 --> 00:35:55,736
I mean, I just can't leave Matt
sitting over there
766
00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:57,530
like a bump on a log.
767
00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:00,116
Come on.
We'll all have a drink.
768
00:36:00,199 --> 00:36:03,744
Uh, I-I don't think
that I want a drink.
769
00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:06,205
Well, then, we'll --
we'll just sit with him.
770
00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:07,582
Matt doesn't want me
to sit with him.
771
00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:09,792
He wants you to sit with him --
for the rest of your life,
772
00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:11,252
and I think
that's what you want, too.
773
00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:12,170
Chris!
774
00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:14,255
No, look, Tom,
we better just forget it.
775
00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:16,048
I may not have mentioned this
to you before,
776
00:36:16,132 --> 00:36:17,967
but I happen to love you.
777
00:36:18,050 --> 00:36:21,387
And I happen to love you, too,
but we...
778
00:36:21,470 --> 00:36:23,598
We just haven't got
a chance.
779
00:36:45,661 --> 00:36:47,622
What's going on?
780
00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:50,416
Nothing.
I...just made a mistake.
781
00:36:50,499 --> 00:36:52,043
That's all.
782
00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:54,754
She leave you?
783
00:36:54,837 --> 00:36:56,130
It isn't important.
784
00:36:56,213 --> 00:36:58,299
It's because of me,
isn't it?
785
00:36:58,382 --> 00:37:01,302
I said
it isn't important.
786
00:37:01,385 --> 00:37:02,845
She just doesn't
understand.
787
00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:06,307
She understands
more than you think.
788
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:07,934
She had me figured out
from the beginning.
789
00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:12,480
Chris offered me
a mirror once.
790
00:37:12,563 --> 00:37:14,649
But all I have to do is
look at your face right now
791
00:37:14,732 --> 00:37:16,400
to know that I can't
live with what I see.
792
00:37:20,112 --> 00:37:21,572
I'm sorry I put you
through this, Tom.
793
00:37:23,574 --> 00:37:25,159
Where are you going?
794
00:37:25,242 --> 00:37:27,036
[ Chuckles ]
795
00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:29,121
To run an errand
for you.
796
00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:35,169
Excuse me, miss,
797
00:37:35,252 --> 00:37:37,171
but there's a fella
named fosdick over there
798
00:37:37,254 --> 00:37:39,006
who's just dying
to dance with you.
799
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:41,175
[ Chuckles ] Matt.
800
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,177
Well? Is it a "yes"
or a "no"?
801
00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:45,137
It's a "no."
802
00:37:46,597 --> 00:37:49,350
I have the rest of my life
to dance with fosdick.
803
00:37:49,433 --> 00:37:51,394
Right now,
I'd rather dance with you.
804
00:37:54,271 --> 00:37:55,815
Oh.
805
00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:13,874
What do you think?
806
00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:14,875
It's beautiful!
807
00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:16,210
Oh, this is nothing.
808
00:38:16,293 --> 00:38:17,878
You ought to see it
when we have a party.
809
00:38:19,797 --> 00:38:21,340
You look great, Cindy.
810
00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:27,763
Oh, no.
811
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,434
Gopher,
what are you doing?
812
00:38:31,517 --> 00:38:33,019
Oh, good.
813
00:38:33,102 --> 00:38:35,229
Uh, n-n-nothing.
Nothing. Not a thing.
814
00:38:35,312 --> 00:38:36,147
Gopher, what's wrong?
815
00:38:36,230 --> 00:38:37,732
W-Why are you so nervous
all of a sudden?
816
00:38:37,815 --> 00:38:38,941
No reason. No reason.
817
00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:40,401
I just, uh,
I just have this feeling
818
00:38:40,484 --> 00:38:42,236
somebody's gonna turn me
into a pumpkin
819
00:38:42,319 --> 00:38:44,572
without benefit of a magic wand
if she finds me.
820
00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:46,073
Come on.
821
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:48,576
Don't worry about it.
No problem.
822
00:38:48,659 --> 00:38:50,578
[ Up-tempo music plays ]
823
00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:09,430
You want to risk a dance
824
00:39:09,513 --> 00:39:12,641
with a guy with two left feet
and no sense of rhythm?
825
00:39:12,725 --> 00:39:14,602
Oh, thanks.
826
00:39:14,685 --> 00:39:16,979
But I think I'll go out
and get a breath of fresh air.
827
00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:18,189
Okay.
828
00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:22,985
Excuse me.
Do you know "witchcraft"?
829
00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:26,155
[ Music stops ]
830
00:39:26,238 --> 00:39:27,656
"Witchcraft" in "c,"
fellas.
831
00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:29,825
Okay. They're playing
your song.
832
00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:31,452
[ "Witchcraft" plays ]
833
00:39:31,535 --> 00:39:33,245
Go ahead. Come on.
Come on.
834
00:39:37,666 --> 00:39:40,961
♪ Those fingers in my hair ♪
835
00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:44,507
♪ that sly come-hither stare ♪
836
00:39:44,590 --> 00:39:47,009
♪ that strips
my conscience bare ♪
837
00:39:47,093 --> 00:39:49,220
♪ it's witchcraft ♪
838
00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:54,642
♪ and I've got
no defense for it ♪
839
00:39:54,725 --> 00:39:56,852
Hey, gopher, you didn't tell me
Julie could sing.
840
00:39:56,936 --> 00:39:58,479
She can't.
841
00:39:58,562 --> 00:40:02,942
♪ What good would common sense
for it do? ♪
842
00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:11,283
Hi.
843
00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:14,286
Hi.
844
00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:16,956
No Halloween ball
for you?
845
00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:19,125
Well, I was thinking
of coming as a sore loser,
846
00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:21,752
but I couldn't find
the right costume.
847
00:40:24,296 --> 00:40:26,882
Bud, look,
I-I hate what's happened.
848
00:40:26,966 --> 00:40:29,301
I don't know
how it got to this.
849
00:40:29,385 --> 00:40:31,887
You won. That's the way
it got to this.
850
00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:33,681
And I respect you
for it.
851
00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:37,935
Look,
what I came out here for
852
00:40:38,018 --> 00:40:39,687
was to suggest
that you stay on.
853
00:40:41,147 --> 00:40:43,566
I'll, uh, bow out.
I can get a job anywhere.
854
00:40:43,649 --> 00:40:44,525
Oh, and I can't?
855
00:40:46,777 --> 00:40:48,362
That's not
what I meant.
856
00:40:48,445 --> 00:40:50,114
'Course,
you're probably right.
857
00:40:50,197 --> 00:40:52,825
All you have to do is
show, uh, a little cleavage,
858
00:40:52,908 --> 00:40:56,370
and, uh,
you're in like Flynn.
859
00:40:56,453 --> 00:40:58,372
I'm never gonna
get through to you, am I?
860
00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:03,419
[ Voice breaking ]
I just competed with you
on your own terms,
861
00:41:03,502 --> 00:41:06,046
and you're still being
a chauvinist.
862
00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:08,048
Oh, hell.
863
00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:10,217
I don't know
why I bother.
864
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,386
It's always gonna be
the same.
865
00:41:12,469 --> 00:41:14,555
Hey, uh, I thought
you were a fighter.
866
00:41:14,638 --> 00:41:16,557
I am a fighter.
867
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,767
I've fought my way
through beauty contests
868
00:41:18,851 --> 00:41:20,603
and network brass,
869
00:41:20,686 --> 00:41:22,396
and I finally got
what I wanted.
870
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,398
But guess what.
871
00:41:24,481 --> 00:41:27,651
I never wanted to do
this show without you.
872
00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:39,038
Here.
873
00:41:39,121 --> 00:41:41,248
[ Sniffles, sighs ]
874
00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:43,709
You're the man
with the facts.
875
00:41:43,792 --> 00:41:45,753
You've got
all the information.
876
00:41:45,836 --> 00:41:47,755
[ Sniffles ]
877
00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:50,049
You've got a mind
like a computer.
878
00:41:50,132 --> 00:41:52,426
You can pull
the information out faster.
879
00:41:52,509 --> 00:41:53,552
And louder?
880
00:41:53,636 --> 00:41:56,138
[ Laughing ] Yeah.
881
00:41:56,222 --> 00:41:57,640
And louder.
882
00:42:00,059 --> 00:42:02,394
Me, I'm into people.
883
00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:03,938
[ Sighs ]
884
00:42:04,021 --> 00:42:06,774
I like to know
what makes them tick,
885
00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:09,610
how they got started in sports
in the first place.
886
00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:13,405
Don't you see?
887
00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:16,283
One without the other --
well, it doesn't work.
888
00:42:18,994 --> 00:42:20,538
What about our bet?
889
00:42:23,540 --> 00:42:24,625
We could make a new bet.
890
00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:25,793
Oh?
891
00:42:25,876 --> 00:42:27,461
Yeah.
892
00:42:27,544 --> 00:42:29,004
[ Sniffles ]
893
00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:30,839
I'll bet you
894
00:42:30,923 --> 00:42:34,843
that you and I could be
the first man/woman team
895
00:42:34,927 --> 00:42:36,512
to do the play-by-plays
at the super bowl.
896
00:42:38,847 --> 00:42:39,974
[ Chuckles ]
897
00:42:40,057 --> 00:42:41,267
You know,
I bet we can.
898
00:42:42,935 --> 00:42:44,812
No. But wait a minute.
That's not much of a bet.
899
00:42:44,895 --> 00:42:47,690
I mean, we're both betting
on the same side.
900
00:42:47,773 --> 00:42:50,150
Right. That's what makes us
odds-on favorites.
901
00:42:50,234 --> 00:42:52,444
[ Laughing ] Oh.
902
00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:54,905
[ Laughs ]
903
00:42:57,574 --> 00:43:00,661
♪ When you arouse
the need in me ♪
904
00:43:00,744 --> 00:43:04,665
♪ my heart says "yes, indeed"
in me ♪
905
00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:09,003
♪ proceed with
what you're leading me to ♪
906
00:43:11,588 --> 00:43:15,050
♪ it's such an ancient pitch ♪
907
00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:18,345
♪ but one I'd never switch ♪
908
00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:22,516
♪ 'cause there's no nicer witch
than you ♪
909
00:43:25,811 --> 00:43:27,479
[ Song ends ]
910
00:43:35,237 --> 00:43:38,532
I'm not going in there.
I look like I'm about to hatch!
911
00:43:38,615 --> 00:43:41,535
Relax. I'll find you
somebody dressed as bacon.
912
00:43:41,618 --> 00:43:43,329
[ Squawks angrily ]
913
00:43:45,831 --> 00:43:49,251
That's my costume!
914
00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:54,673
Pumpkin time!
915
00:43:54,757 --> 00:43:56,050
Thank you very much.
916
00:43:54,757 --> 00:43:56,050
But -- but, gopher, I --
917
00:43:56,133 --> 00:43:58,218
don't ask
any questions!
918
00:43:58,302 --> 00:44:00,220
Hey, Julie, wait!
919
00:44:00,304 --> 00:44:01,722
[ Crowd murmurs ]
920
00:44:01,805 --> 00:44:02,598
Wait! Julie!
921
00:44:03,849 --> 00:44:05,559
Julie, wait!
Julie?
922
00:44:07,811 --> 00:44:10,647
Gopher,
I'm gonna scramble you!
923
00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:17,154
Julie. I thought
you were cinderella.
924
00:44:17,237 --> 00:44:18,822
Uh, uh, uh, i-i was,
925
00:44:18,906 --> 00:44:20,824
until there was
this substitution
926
00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:22,910
by the late
gopher Smith.
927
00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:24,578
Well,
who was that girl, then?
928
00:44:24,661 --> 00:44:25,579
I don't know.
929
00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:28,082
Well, look, I got to find her.
Can I have that?
930
00:44:28,165 --> 00:44:30,084
I got to find the girl that fits
this slipper, all right?
931
00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:31,251
Sure.
932
00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:31,251
Thanks, Julie.
933
00:44:31,335 --> 00:44:32,544
You're a good egg.
934
00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:36,548
Well?
935
00:44:36,632 --> 00:44:37,674
Nothing.
936
00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:41,512
I just had this incredible
craving for a mushroom omelet.
937
00:44:58,570 --> 00:45:00,489
Hey!
Well, so long, guys.
938
00:45:00,572 --> 00:45:01,740
I hope you enjoyed
your cruise.
939
00:45:01,824 --> 00:45:02,616
Oh,
we certainly did.
940
00:45:02,699 --> 00:45:04,993
Hey, what's this I hear
about you two?
941
00:45:05,077 --> 00:45:06,954
What you hear, doctor,
are wedding bells.
942
00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:08,163
Ooh!
943
00:45:08,247 --> 00:45:10,582
Hey, doc has been married
so often,
944
00:45:10,666 --> 00:45:12,126
his ears
are still ringing.
945
00:45:12,209 --> 00:45:14,628
[ Laughter ]
946
00:45:14,711 --> 00:45:15,838
Come and see us
again.
947
00:45:15,921 --> 00:45:17,131
Thank you.
948
00:45:15,921 --> 00:45:17,131
Thank you.
949
00:45:15,921 --> 00:45:17,131
Bye-bye.
950
00:45:17,214 --> 00:45:18,590
Ta-ta.
951
00:45:17,214 --> 00:45:18,590
So long.
952
00:45:18,674 --> 00:45:20,300
Goodbye.
953
00:45:18,674 --> 00:45:20,300
No! [ Laughs ]
954
00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:23,303
Oh, no.
Now, don't tell me you two --
955
00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:24,763
oh, we figured,
956
00:45:24,847 --> 00:45:27,516
"why break up the second
man/woman play-by-play --"
957
00:45:27,599 --> 00:45:28,934
second?
958
00:45:29,017 --> 00:45:30,811
Yes.
Didn't you hear?
959
00:45:30,894 --> 00:45:33,397
Howard cosell has a new girl
working with him.
960
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:34,440
Who?
961
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:34,440
Who?
962
00:45:34,523 --> 00:45:36,608
Fran tarkenton.
963
00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:39,486
[ Laughter ]
964
00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:41,447
Goodbye, you two.
Good luck.
965
00:45:41,530 --> 00:45:43,282
Thank you.
See you later, captain.
966
00:45:43,365 --> 00:45:45,325
Try it on.
Try it on.
967
00:45:54,418 --> 00:45:58,672
I seem to remember seeing
a Disney cartoon like this once.
968
00:45:58,755 --> 00:46:01,008
I got to find that girl.
She sings like a dream.
969
00:46:01,091 --> 00:46:03,510
Well, why don't you just
ask gopher who she is?
970
00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:05,721
Well, actually, it was
a lot more fun this way.
971
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:10,976
It didn't fit me,
972
00:46:11,059 --> 00:46:13,770
and your foot's
two sizes bigger than mine.
973
00:46:14,980 --> 00:46:16,690
Ladies, ladies,
is there anyone
974
00:46:16,773 --> 00:46:18,025
who hasn't
tried the slipper yet?
975
00:46:19,776 --> 00:46:21,028
Okay, go on.
Come on.
976
00:46:21,111 --> 00:46:23,238
Are you kidding?
My stepmother would kill me.
977
00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:24,990
[ Sighs ]
978
00:46:25,073 --> 00:46:26,867
Well, then, sing.
You've still got a chance.
979
00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:29,077
Sing "witchcraft."
980
00:46:29,161 --> 00:46:30,704
Gopher, I-I can't.
981
00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:31,997
You can!
982
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,166
Just...
Pretend you have a mask on.
983
00:46:34,249 --> 00:46:35,417
Go on!
984
00:46:35,501 --> 00:46:36,710
Come on! Come on!
985
00:46:36,793 --> 00:46:38,378
Um, um...
986
00:46:38,462 --> 00:46:41,048
♪ Those fingers
in my hair ♪
987
00:46:41,131 --> 00:46:42,424
♪ that sly
come-hither --♪
988
00:46:42,508 --> 00:46:43,884
Take it.
989
00:46:43,967 --> 00:46:47,721
♪ Those fingers
in my hair ♪
990
00:46:47,804 --> 00:46:51,558
♪ that sly
come-hither stare ♪
991
00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:52,935
That's her!
That's the girl!
992
00:46:57,314 --> 00:46:58,732
Excuse me, miss.
993
00:46:58,815 --> 00:47:01,068
How would you like
to be a showbiz biggie?
994
00:47:01,151 --> 00:47:02,361
Cindy?!
995
00:47:02,444 --> 00:47:04,071
Why, she sings
like a nightingale,
996
00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:05,531
she looks
like a little angel.
997
00:47:05,614 --> 00:47:07,241
She'd be perfect
for my band.
998
00:47:07,324 --> 00:47:09,076
Oh, i'd love to be
a showbiz biggie!
999
00:47:09,159 --> 00:47:10,744
She's gonna be
a showbiz biggie!
1000
00:47:10,827 --> 00:47:12,538
Who's gonna iron
our clothes?
1001
00:47:12,621 --> 00:47:15,541
Never mind, Dee-Dee.
The wrinkled look is in.
1002
00:47:15,624 --> 00:47:18,085
Cindy, doll!
1003
00:47:18,168 --> 00:47:19,586
You're going to need
some new clothes.
1004
00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:21,129
You may have
sue-sue's allowance.
1005
00:47:22,714 --> 00:47:25,425
Now, I have this wonderful idea
for her opening song.
1006
00:47:25,509 --> 00:47:27,261
Told you.
1007
00:47:27,344 --> 00:47:30,222
Oh, gopher, it's been
just like a fairy tale!
1008
00:47:30,305 --> 00:47:31,890
And you made it happen.
1009
00:47:31,974 --> 00:47:33,100
[ High-pitched ]
Please, my child.
1010
00:47:33,183 --> 00:47:35,269
Don't you realize
how difficult it is
1011
00:47:35,352 --> 00:47:36,645
for we fairy godmothers
1012
00:47:36,728 --> 00:47:38,981
to get the creases
out of our magic wand?
1013
00:47:41,149 --> 00:47:44,111
Oh, Julie, I'm sorry
for taking your costume.
1014
00:47:44,194 --> 00:47:47,072
It's okay.
I didn't mind being an egg.
1015
00:47:47,155 --> 00:47:48,574
And it wasn't your fault.
1016
00:47:48,657 --> 00:47:49,950
Julie!
1017
00:47:50,033 --> 00:47:51,285
Julie, listen.
1018
00:47:51,368 --> 00:47:53,120
Uh, before you kill me,
1019
00:47:53,203 --> 00:47:55,122
there's somebody here
that I really want you to meet,
1020
00:47:55,205 --> 00:47:56,748
someone with whom
you have a lot in common.
1021
00:47:56,832 --> 00:47:58,584
Oh. Who?
1022
00:47:58,667 --> 00:48:00,210
Well, his friends
call him humpty.
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