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I don't know.
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This programme contains
some strong language
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No. Really? Yeah. It's too squeaky.
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It's bad for sex.
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See?
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JESSIE GRUNTS
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I don't think that's exactly my
number one priority right now.
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You need to be aspirational.
All right?
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You've got to reach for the stars.
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There is a small chance
that you may have sex again.
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Bridget was a brilliant lover.
Oh, my God.
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I bet she wasn't.
You need to move on.
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Get over it, OK?
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Are you saying that to me or to you?
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You, you weirdo.
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If Bridget kissed me
and then told me she was engaged
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to someone else, I don't think
I could take it.
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Maybe he's still in love with me.
Oh. Do you think?
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No.
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But it'd be very good for my
self-esteem if he were.
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Well, I will not be going
to the engagement drinks.
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And I don't think Kate and Ian
should be going either.
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Oh, were you invited?
Well, it's a moot point.
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I wouldn't go.
So you weren't invited?
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It's not really relevant, Jessie, so...
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Well, thank you so much
for not going to a party
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you weren't invited to.
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Anything for my best friend.
Kate is still my best friend.
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Have you told her Tom kissed you?
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No.
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Joe one...
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...Kate nil.
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JESSIE GRUNTS
What are you doing?
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Jessie, please. You need a bed
with structural integrity, OK?
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Stop it!
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How about now?
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Yeah, it's still blurry. Ugh!
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Are you wearing your
glasses today, or...?
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Why is this so hard?!
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OK, don't beat yourself up, all
right? It's a bit tricky.
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Maybe you're just not
a good teacher.
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Well, maybe beat yourself up a
little bit because it's actually
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not that hard. Ugh, whatever! Yeah?
PHONE RINGS
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Hello? Jessie.
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Hi, it's Liam,
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the guy from the wedding,
that you came on to.
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I have no recollection of this.
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Oh, shit. Sorry.
Must have got that wrong.
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My bad.
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LINE GOES DEAD
Hel... Hello?
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What?
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INTERNAL RINGTONE
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Hello, Liam speaking.
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Why did you hang up on me?
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Sorry, who is this?
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Jessie?
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Who?
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The girl from the wedding?
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Which girl from the wedding?
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The one who came on to you, or...?
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Oh, yeah, Jessie. I remember you.
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What can I do for you?
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You... you called me.
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Yeah, but you called me
more recently.
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So... Oh, my God. I'm hanging up.
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LIAM LAUGHS
No, no, no.
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OK. Fair enough. Right.
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Erm, listen, do you want to go
out on the weekend?
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What do you mean?
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I mean, do you want to go
out on a date... with me?
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Maybe on the weekend? Oh,
that's... that's what you mean?
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Yeah, I, erm...
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Actually, what about tomorrow?
Are you free tomorrow,
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a bit sooner? Um...
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Er, yeah. I can do tomorrow.
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OK. Cool.
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Nice.
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I'm looking forward to it. OK.
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No, sorry. Yeah, me, too.
Yeah. Right.
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OK, great. Bye. Bye.
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Stuart? Don't come up here!
What...? Oh, my God!
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Jessie?
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Hey! Oh!
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Oh! Jesus fucking Christ!
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These stairs are a fucking
nightmare! Oh, sorry.
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How was Paris? Oh, er, boring.
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Yeah. Got you a magnet.
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Oh, thank you. Yeah.
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Oh!
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SHE BREATHES HEAVILY
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Whew!
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So, have you decided
to forgive me yet?
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I wasn't mad at you.
Er, don't lie to me.
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You haven't been replying
to my texts.
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Yes, I have.
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Well, I haven't liked
your tone in them.
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Not enough emojis, not enough love.
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OK. Look, if this is about
the engagement party, I don't think
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I'm doing anything wrong
by going to it. Oh, my God!
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OK, stop being mad at me
for being mad at you when I'm not!
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What are you not telling me?
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JESSIE SIGHS
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Ugh! OK.
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I think we kissed at the wedding.
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WE did? No. Tom.
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Excuse me?
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It was just a little kiss.
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It was a peck. Don't! Hey.
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Who initiated?! I don't know.
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I don't know.
It was... it was a peck.
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It was... it was peckish in nature.
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It wasn't the lips. Right. OK.
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Well, I cannot believe that
I don't know this!
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You are a stranger to me!
OK.
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You were on your honeymoon.
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Yeah, well, I wouldn't have gone
if I'd known this.
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Shit! I can't go
to his drinks now, can I?
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Well, don't not go on my behalf.
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So I have your blessing?
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Well, no.
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Well, they're tonight, actually,
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so it would be really rude of me
to cancel now.
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And I have my own relationship with
Tom, separate to our friendship.
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Well, I'm so happy for you both.
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Jessie, look, I've been meaning
to say this to you.
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Just because everyone else
is getting engaged and getting
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married and moving on to the next
stage of their lives,
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it doesn't mean that YOU should feel
like a failure in ANY way.
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I'll try remember that.
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Cool.
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Why do you look nice? Where are
you going? I'm actually...
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I'm going on a date,
and I am... I'm late.
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What?! Wait! With who?! Come back!
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Let yourself out. Fine!
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Oh, my God!
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SHE SCOFFS
Oh, my God.
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This is mine!
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Beautiful.
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So, when did you last go bowling?
Um...
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...I think, like, a year ago.
Right, OK.
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Well, like... Yeah, a year ago.
A year ago?
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Nice.
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I didn't... didn't see you
at the end of the wedding,
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I realised. Did you have a good
time? Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I loved it. You did?
I loved it. Yeah.
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I got to dance pretty close
to that famous guy.
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He smelled great.
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Really good. Tom? Yeah.
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Yeah. Tom Kapoor.
Yeah. I love that guy.
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You not a fan? No, no, I am.
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He's... He is...
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He's the ex-boyfriend
that I was, like, sort of avoiding
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the whole time. Oh, shit.
He's your ex-boyfriend?!
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Yeah. Wow!
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Nice.
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Nice? Yeah.
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I mean, it makes me feel
a hell of a lot better
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about my ex-girlfriend,
Helen Mirren.
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God, I miss her.
Right. Bowling.
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What was your name again?
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Um... Don't worry about that.
Just put "Hawk". Hawk!
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Bro! Amazing.
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You got one. Yeah.
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Right. Let me show you
how it's done.
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Aww!
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That was really close.
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Have you ever been bowling before?
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Yes. I take all my dates here.
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Don't sit down.
You've got another ball.
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What? Yeah. Really?
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Oh, great. Yes.
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OK. OK.
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You got this.
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Bull's-eye!
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Do you know what a bull's-eye is?
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Obviously. Did you not see that?
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Oh, I love these.
JESSIE LAUGHS
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Yay! What? He had a moustache.
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Just forget it.
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DOORBELL RINGS
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OK, I think we should go.
Ugh! But we just got here.
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We're making a mistake.
She said it was OK.
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OK. We are stabbing
Jessie in the back.
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It's a front stabbing at worst.
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If you knew what I knew, you would
be running for the goddamn hills.
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What do you know?
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I've been sworn to secrecy,
so... OK. I respect that.
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Right. Tom and Jessie
kissed on the lips. No, no, no!
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No tongues. They kissed, Ian.
This engagement is a sham.
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Hey! Hi! Hi!
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THEY EXCHANGE GREETINGS
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Nice to meet you.
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Lovely to meet you.
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Ian. Thank you.
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I'm so pleased you could come tonight.
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I can't believe we've never
properly met. I know.
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I think Tom has been keeping
us apart.
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Really? Why would he do that?
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No, it was a joke. Oh!
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KATE LAUGHS
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I'm sorry. Yeah. Sorry.
I thought it might be because of...
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Jessie.
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What about Jessie?
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No, it's... She's your best friend,
and she was with Tom, so...
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Oh, was she with Tom?
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Well, yeah, from what I can gather!
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Yeah. Oh, I forgot about that.
For some reason.
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Bizarre.
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So, tell me about yourself, Clem.
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What have you been working
on lately?
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No, we don't have to talk...
No, I'm interested.
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Yeah.
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I just got back from a film
in Budapest.
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Oh! You know what? I'm so sorry.
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I'm desperate for the loo.
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No. Yeah, I'll show you. Oh, no, no.
Sorry, I just need a piss.
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OK. OK. Thanks, Clem! Yeah.
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Bonsoir.
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La belle dame sans merci.
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Cheers. Ian. Cheers.
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PHONE PINGS
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Here you go. Oh, thank you.
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Please. Please, I'm begging you.
I'm begging you.
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We only really put the barriers
up for sort of children.
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It's just the ball's
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just not really doing what
I want it. It's pointless.
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You might as well just generate
a random score each time.
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That sounds great.
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OK.
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Thank you. Thank you, dude.
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Oh! Hello.
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Thank you. For the sober driver...
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Thank you.
...and the drunk passenger.
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Cheers.
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Oh... yes!
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Thank you. Wow. Thank you.
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Congratulations. Thank you very
much. Thank you, sir.
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Thank you, ma'am. You're too kind.
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All right. Hello, my little friend.
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Jessie. What? No.
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No. Why? No.
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Why? No. Why not?
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We've been through this. Those
fingerholes are too small
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on that ball, and you keep picking
it. It's a cool-coloured ball.
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Let me live my life, please.
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Move out of my way.
You'll get stuck.
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OK. Your funeral.
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Oh, God! That was a bad one!
What did I tell you?
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My God.
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Am I going to go and have to get
that cooking spray again?
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Yeah.
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Unbelievable.
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Thank you.
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PHONE RINGS
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Oh! Here we go.
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Hello? Where are you?
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Oh! OK. Calm down.
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You need to get here, now!
259
00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:44,520
Why? A series of events have
occurred which means that I have
260
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built half a double bed in our bathroom,
261
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,720
and now I cannot get it out!
262
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:51,280
How have you even done that?
I don't need questions.
263
00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:54,040
I don't need judgment. Get here now!
264
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Fine. Fine!
265
00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:01,480
Right. They said this is the last
time we're allowed to do this.
266
00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:06,360
OK? Um, I have to go help my
flatmate put together furniture.
267
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,800
What? He's going through a divorce
and he's, like, freaking out,
268
00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:13,040
and he's bought all this new stuff,
and he just can't put
269
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together a thing.
He's very impractical.
270
00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:17,200
This is you trying to end the date,
isn't it? Oh, no, no.
271
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I-I-I just...
272
00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:21,520
...I think... He's a very
mentally weak person.
273
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I'm a very good friend.
274
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I'm up for it. Really?
275
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I thrive in a time of crisis.
276
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,640
Yeah? Right. OK.
You ready for this? Mm-hm.
277
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All right. Ready? Yeah.
278
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Three, two, one...
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Argh!
280
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Ow!
281
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You were right. Yeah. I was wrong.
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JESSIE LAUGHS
283
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? Duh-duh-duh
284
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? Duh-duh-duh, dee-dee-dee-dee... ?
285
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,640
Clem is just fantastic,
isn't she?
286
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,640
She's an actor.
She can't be trusted.
287
00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:59,120
I told her all about our Paris
train-booking debacle,
288
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and she just loved it.
289
00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,600
All right. Well, she's definitely
lying, then.
290
00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:03,880
That is not a good story.
291
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,800
Well, you haven't been hearing
the way I've been telling it, so...
292
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,720
Look, I don't feel good
about being here.
293
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We can't be friends with Clem.
We can only be friends with Jessie.
294
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I pick Clem.
295
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Ian!
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Gun to my head, I pick Clem.
297
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Ian! Hmm?
298
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You can't pick Clem.
299
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You pick Jessie.
300
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I pick Clem.
301
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Oh, my God.
302
00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:33,480
So this is what it's like
in the front seat?
303
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,120
Pretty cool, right? Yeah.
304
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:37,960
What am I sitting on?
305
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,360
What are these?
306
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,800
Those are called pliers.
307
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,720
Oh, yes. Sorry.
308
00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:45,440
For work or for leisure?
309
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,200
What do you do, again?
I'm an electrician.
310
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:52,560
Oh, my God.
I thought that was a joke.
311
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:55,320
I would never joke about that. OK.
312
00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:57,200
It's cool.
313
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,280
Can we go through a car wash? Yes!
314
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Really? No.
315
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DOOR CLOSES
316
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,400
Joe? Oh, thank God. Jessie!
317
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:10,160
Oh, goddammit!
318
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,640
Sorry. This is Liam. Hi, mate.
319
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,240
Hi. Lovely to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
320
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:19,000
Have you come far?
Er, just the bowling alley.
321
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,640
Great. It's lovely. Lovely
down there.
322
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:23,040
Should we get you out of here?
Yeah.
323
00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:25,680
Would you mind maybe just grabbing
me a biscuit or something?
324
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:26,960
Cos I'm quite hungry.
325
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:31,000
OK, we'll get you a biscuit.
Thank you.
326
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,160
But... Sorry. Yeah.
No, of course, yeah, yeah.
327
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:37,520
He seems lovely, by the way.
328
00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:39,200
Is it...? Is the accent Scottish?
329
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,120
Hi. Welcome.
330
00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:47,280
Hey.
331
00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,480
Have you heard Ian's story
about the train? The train?
332
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:50,840
Yeah. So good.
333
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,600
I think Kate was
a little nervous to meet me.
334
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,320
Why? You're not that famous.
335
00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:57,720
Uh, yes, I am.
336
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,960
No, but really,
she was acting really weird.
337
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,720
Oh, OK. Well, she is quite weird.
338
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:07,840
I'll go check in with them.
Yeah. Thank you. OK.
339
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,440
Why did we invite so many
boring work people?
340
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,040
I have no idea.
341
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:24,480
Have you both eaten?
I've got Jammie Dodgers!
342
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:27,400
That's fine, Joe. Thank you.
I'm OK, thank you.
343
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,920
Sorry about this.
344
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:33,280
No. Don't be silly.
This is my dream.
345
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:36,880
Although, what was he trying
to put together?
346
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:39,040
Heartbreak can do crazy things
to a man.
347
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,840
Are you going to be safe
living here?
348
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,400
No, no, not at all.
349
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,720
I'm going to die at the hands
of Joe.
350
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,720
He's really put this in deep.
351
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:52,120
There's not a screwdriver
or anything down there, is there?
352
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:54,480
Uh, not that I can see. Do you want
me to go to the kitchen?
353
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:56,760
Yeah, if you could. OK.
354
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,040
OK, I'm going to go under.
355
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,160
Don't watch me do this.
356
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,120
Oh, don't worry. I won't watch.
357
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:06,520
Because I don't think this is going
to be very attractive. Oh!
358
00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,560
Are you OK?
Actually, it's pretty cool.
359
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:11,000
Yeah, that's cool.
That looks cool.
360
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,480
Hello. Hello.
361
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:13,840
THEY LAUGH
362
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,920
Hey. Oh. Leaving already?
363
00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:19,720
Yeah. Yeah.
364
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:22,240
Ian's just saying goodbye to Clem.
365
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,280
Urgh. He's been doing French
on Duolingo.
366
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,640
I think he's practising on her.
Sorry about that.
367
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,800
Oh. Sure she'll be fine.
368
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:32,640
The wedding was beautiful,
by the way. Oh, thank you.
369
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,360
Yeah, thank you.
370
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,600
It cost too much money. Oh.
371
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,080
I hope it wasn't too awkward
for you.
372
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:45,120
How do you mean? Er...
373
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:48,680
You know, with Jessie.
Oh, no, not at all.
374
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,080
We didn't actually get to
catch up that night.
375
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,840
Oh, right. Yeah.
376
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,360
How is she? Oh. Jessie's brilliant.
377
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:58,800
Yeah. She's on a date tonight, so...
378
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,560
Oh, OK.
379
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,280
That's great.
380
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,840
Why do you ask?
381
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,880
Just out of interest.
382
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,560
Why... are you interested?
383
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,080
I guess I'm not?
384
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,320
Good.
385
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,040
Because you're getting married.
386
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:21,840
I am.
387
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,760
Ian!
388
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,640
Have you got a favourite
type of screwdriver?
389
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,160
Probably Phillips.
390
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:36,800
Phillips. Has to be, doesn't it?
Sir Phillip, my liege.
391
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,200
Thanks again for doing
this, as well, man. Thanks.
392
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,400
Yeah, no worries.
393
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,360
Bridget used to do
all the practical stuff.
394
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,760
Oh, I'm sorry, man.
Yeah, it's a real surprise
395
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,840
she found the time
in between all the affairs.
396
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:50,480
There was one affair - twice -
and she regretted it both times.
397
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,360
Oh, that makes it OK, then, yeah.
398
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:54,560
Have you ever been married
before, Liam?
399
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,600
Er... No. I, er...
400
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:59,640
I asked someone once,
but it didn't work out.
401
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,320
Oh, God. Did they die?
402
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:04,800
No, they... they just said no.
403
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,560
Are you OK?
404
00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:10,960
Well, this was about ten years
ago, so I'm getting there.
405
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,800
You deserve to be happy again.
406
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,360
Thanks, man. That's sweet.
407
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,800
Sorry.
408
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,720
Don't say sorry. I'm sorry!
It's just a weird thing to do.
409
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:26,960
I'm just saying that in this space,
it's a happy space.
410
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,480
This is my new home.
411
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,840
I want it to be a happy, safe space.
412
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,680
Listen... You seemed
to get on with him.
413
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,840
...I've got a deep connection with
Joe now.
414
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:39,000
And I think... I think you're just
jealous, personally. Yeah, probably.
415
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,680
You know, you really didn't
need to walk me all the way
416
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,640
to my van. Oh, I...
417
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,200
...I would never have forgiven myself
if anything had happened
418
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:49,000
to you on the short walk
from my...
419
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,920
...flat to... Right. ..here.
420
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,320
Um...
421
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,560
Can I tell you something?
422
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,320
I'd rather guess.
What does it start with?
423
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,840
No, I...
424
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:08,800
Tom is getting married, and...
425
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,520
...his engagement drinks are tonight.
426
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:14,560
And I think, um, I used
you as a bit of a...
427
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:15,760
...distraction.
428
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:20,000
Well, did it work?
429
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,360
Yeah.
430
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:26,840
Kind of.
431
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,320
Good.
432
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,640
Can I see you again?
433
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,120
Yeah.
434
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,840
OK. Cool.
435
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,360
You make me nervous.
436
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,400
Is that a good thing?
437
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:22,080
Hard to tell. Hard to tell.
438
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:26,520
I'm going to date other people.
439
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,520
HE LAUGHS
440
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,880
OK. Yeah.
441
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:33,840
And this is a casual thing
between you and I.
442
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,040
Sure.
443
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,200
Goodbye forever.
444
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,640
Bye, then.
445
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:42,960
Bye.
446
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,080
Bye-bye.
447
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,880
PHONE PINGS
Joe, do you want another cup of tea?
448
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,680
Camomile, please. OK.
449
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,640
I fucking knew it!
450
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,360
Wow.
451
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:21,960
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