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Being a gigolo isn't always easy.
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I'm very proud to be called a gigolo.
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There's nobody out there
more competitive than me.
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I try to break a sweat six days a week.
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Well, the Brace philosophy
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is to really be good to people.
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I've had so many women in
my life, it's just a blur.
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I really love women...
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learning about them, learning
what makes them tick.
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Holy crap!
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I consider myself a real feminist.
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Being in this business,
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you have to be a very
caring, giving person.
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- And I believe in what I'm doing.
- Awesome.
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I was brought up in the Bible Belt,
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and I enlisted in the Marine Corps.
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I see life as a gift. You go balls
out and just do it full force.
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It's Vegas, baby. Come on!
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There you go. Whoo-hoo!
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You look quite dashing.
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Thank you.
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- Try this wine out?
- Yes.
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Thank you. This was all very sweet.
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I kind of feel like I'm going to prom.
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You wanna go to the prom with me?
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You should see what I looked
like when I was a kid in prom.
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I was 12. I was like this right here.
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You know, like a little,
like, 10-year-old.
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My name's Lexi. I'm 43.
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I'm from the Seattle area, and
I'm a critical care nurse.
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I am actually recently divorced
about a year and a half ago
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due to infidelity.
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My husband left me for my friend
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and informal triathlon coach.
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- Fill 'er up.
- There you go.
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Oh, boy.
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We were married for
20 years. Three kids.
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So...
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- How's the kids and things?
- Kids are great.
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- Yeah? They're growing up?
- Yep.
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- Got one graduating in June.
- Oh, my God.
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- Technically an adult. A little frightening.
- Oh, my God.
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Bradley knows that I needed
someone who would simply listen
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and understand where I come from.
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- The youngest one's driving now, and...
- Oh, my God.
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But also, he understood
that what I needed
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the boyfriend experience
without the boyfriend drama.
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Well, the good thing is they can
take care of themselves sometimes,
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- so you don't have to be there all the time.
- Sometimes it just gives
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Mommy time to come and
enjoy Bradley's company.
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With Bradley, I don't get
the inconsiderateness,
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the flakiness that I would get
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from somebody that I just
meet out in the normal world.
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- Here you go there, little pup.
- "Little pup."
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Ding!
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This eliminates those.
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There's no expectations,
and I appreciate that.
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So, how's work been?
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Work's been interesting. I
actually switched jobs.
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Back to taking care of patients.
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What's the craziest thing
you've seen in there lately?
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Lately? There's always the
interesting foreign bodies
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in various orifices, and...
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Tabasco bottle. That was...
That was one I've seen.
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- Tabasco bottle?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Oh, up their...
- Rectum. Yeah.
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- You serious?
- Yes.
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Goddamn.
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Welcome to my world.
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How big around was... So, it
was, like, a little, like...
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- Like, tiny...
- Yeah.
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Heard of some weird shit up there
before, but never a Tabasco bottle.
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Di... Was it... Was it, like... Di...
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- Was the lid on it or off of it?
- It was on.
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Oh, thank God.
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Imagine if the lid was off of it.
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Well, it was a glass bottle.
Imagine that bottle broke.
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Oof.
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- Was it Tabasco or Tapatío?
- Tabasco.
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Brings a whole new meaning
to "ring of fire."
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You like your new place, then?
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Yes. I bought it as an
investment property.
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A lot of my clients have looked
for the boyfriend experience,
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because they want a guy...
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And that goes for every girl. They want
a guy that's gonna be real with them,
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or treats them like they're a
couple and not like it's a job.
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I've always been romantic. I like doing
extravagant, different things for clients,
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because it makes me feel happy
knowing that they were surprised.
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And they get something different.
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And we do give a lot of
ourselves to these clients.
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We give a piece of ourselves out.
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And it's the little things like that
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that really mean something with a girl.
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A little bit.
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Bradley is clean cut.
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He's fit. He's this Southern gentleman
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who just knows how to treat a lady.
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He is incredibly intuitive
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about what a woman needs
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and adjusts what he
does based upon that.
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Coming out of a 20-year
marriage based on infidelity,
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using a gigolo, for me, was a great
way to boost my self-esteem.
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Bradley's efforts today
were simply amazing.
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The flowers and wine and
having the limo pick me up...
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I can't describe a more romantic date.
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It is absolutely a freeing experience,
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and something that brings
new qualities to my life.
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Sorry.
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I'm gonna have marks all over me.
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I've always wanted to do a country song.
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I've heard a lot about this local
country music star named Justin Mather.
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I went to one of his shows, and I was
definitely impressed with his work,
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and I asked him if he'd be
interested in collaborating with me.
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- What's up, guys?
- Hey, what's up?
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- Hey, man, what's going on?
- How's it going, man?
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- Good. Good.
- Welcome.
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- Thanks.
- You all right?
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- What's up?
- Ready to do this, or what?
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I am. I think so.
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My name is Justin Mather.
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I'm a country singer here in Las Vegas.
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I think we should probably start
with some, uh, vocal work.
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As I told you, I haven't had,
uh, too much formal training
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besides, like, high school chorus
and singing in the shower.
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So, if you can help me
with that a little bit,
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then maybe go into the
strumming and patterns,
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and talk about how
we're gonna record it.
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- Yeah. Yeah. Sounds good.
- Is that cool?
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I just finished my fourth album.
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Played at the Palms and
opened for Gregg Allman.
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I've opened for Robert Earl Keen, and so
I've done some relatively big things,
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and...
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Let's do that again.
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What do you think?
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- That's good. That's good.
- All right.
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Nick actually had a country song
in mind that he hadn't finished,
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and we wrote it together,
and here we are.
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Let's talk about some
lyrics really quick first.
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I think I like the Hong Kong and Peru.
It's... It's a little more fun.
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- A little more interesting.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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One of the reasons why I wanted
to do the country song is,
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it's kind of a feel-good,
warmhearted song.
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You know, the track's called "Everybody's
Got a Little Country in 'Em."
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And I kind of associate
country with, you know, good.
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So here's your first note.
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- ♪ Don't... ♪
- ♪ Don't ♪
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♪ Don't ♪
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- ♪ Don't ♪
- There you go. Hold that.
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- ♪ You might be ♪
- ♪ You might be ♪
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- ♪ From Hong... ♪
- ♪ You might be from Hong ♪
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♪ Hong ♪
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- ♪ Kong ♪
- ♪ Kong ♪
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Yeah, right there.
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- ♪ You might be from Hong Kong ♪
- ♪ From Hong Kong ♪
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One.
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♪ A little country in me ♪
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♪ A little country in you ♪
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Yeah, that's good. Let's
go to the chorus.
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♪ From Madison to... ♪
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Oh, yeah. Are you gonna... you gonna rap
this, or do you wanna sing this part?
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Creating a rap song and
creating a country song
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are definitely two different animals.
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You know, they both require
different skills and abilities.
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Maybe if I rapped or kind
of talked in a low voice
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while you sung the chorus?
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Yeah, let's try... I feel
like I wanna sing it.
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Maybe if I sing it and you rap as...
as closely in... in rhythm with it,
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or speak it, it might go good together.
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I had this...
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this guitar lick from a
song that I'd written.
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I never finished the song, but
I... I remembered that lick,
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and I was like, "You know
what. Maybe we can use this."
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♪ From Madison to Dallas ♪
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♪ To Las Vegas ♪
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♪ This town's to me prayin',
beggin' for forgiveness ♪
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♪ Can I get a "yee-haw," "hallelujah" ♪
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♪ And a witness too ♪
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For some reason, I wanna go up one level
for "forever red, white, and blue."
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♪ Forever red, white, and blue ♪
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♪ Forever red, white, and blue ♪
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Let's try it. So, we're gonna
be coming out of a chorus.
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♪ Forever red, white, and blue ♪
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♪ Forever red, white, and blue ♪
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Um, what do you think?
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I think I'm liking that.
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It's great to find out just
how talented Justin was,
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and to get some guitar
lessons from him too.
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I was thinking for an intro,
I can take this lick.
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And do it, like, three times.
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Here's number three.
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Yeah, I don't think I'm
gonna do anything fancy.
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I'm good with just the strumming.
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You can just go... You
can kind of just go...
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And then I'll do a... I'll do a stop.
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- So, it'll be...
- ♪ Put on my boots ♪
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- ♪ Put... ♪
- ♪ Put on my... ♪
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- ♪ Put... ♪
- ♪ Put on... ♪
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♪ Put, put, put... ♪
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- ♪ Put... ♪
- A little higher.
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There you go.
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I'm getting the singing down.
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I got the strumming down.
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Now, it's putting those
two together. That's...
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That's the tricky part.
That's where I need...
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To be honest, I wasn't sure how
our first meeting would go.
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I knew he was a very
intelligent and talented guy.
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♪ A little country in me ♪
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♪ A little country in you ♪
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It definitely wouldn't have
come out as good without him.
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♪ A little country in me ♪
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♪ A little country in you ♪
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Yah-hoo!
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Why don't you come down here more often?
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Because the weather's never
like this. Warming up.
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So, are you ready for this?
It's been four years.
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It's been a long time. Well, hold
on. I need to warm my arm up first.
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- Oh, man. Feels good, though.
- It does.
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My name's Forrest, and,
uh, I'm Vin's brother.
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I, uh... I currently live in Chicago,
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and I'm a professor of sociology.
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I spend my time kind of questioning
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why it is that America doesn't accept,
uh, people that are different.
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And, I mean, I think that...
that my brother's profession
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kind of falls squarely into that.
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I'm in Vegas, really, just to
catch up with... with Vin.
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Uh, we both lived together in L.A.,
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and we don't get to see each
other very much anymore.
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You know, I haven't even gotten a chance
to go back and play back in Cali, man.
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- But you know what?
- What?
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What's wild is, you're
really not missing anything.
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When we were living
together, uh, in L.A.,
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we both ended up playing in tournaments.
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We'd try to play as partners
as often as we could,
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but we'd wind up almost
in fights on the sand
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just because we're so competitive
with each other as brothers,
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and then we wouldn't talk
for weeks at a time.
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- I could've done that forever, man.
- Yeah.
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Just, like, work a software gig,
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play volleyball in the morning,
tournaments on the weekends.
242
00:12:47,219 --> 00:12:49,268
Right? I gue... I mean,
243
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,158
- for me, it was like I could do that...
- Or?
244
00:12:52,159 --> 00:12:54,288
And not take the next step in my career.
245
00:12:54,289 --> 00:12:59,108
Fair. I guess that's sort
of the same thing for me.
246
00:12:59,109 --> 00:13:02,188
There was always this running
competition of... of who was better,
247
00:13:02,189 --> 00:13:06,278
but in the end, it drove us both to
excel at everything that we did,
248
00:13:06,279 --> 00:13:10,739
because we constantly sort of had
this other person as a benchmark.
249
00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:14,288
And at the end of the day, now
especially that we're so close,
250
00:13:14,289 --> 00:13:16,298
I think it was all for the best.
251
00:13:16,299 --> 00:13:19,188
- You don't miss the tournaments, though?
- Oh, God.
252
00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:21,198
- Uh, you know what I do miss.
- What?
253
00:13:21,199 --> 00:13:23,198
You showing up in a velour suit.
254
00:13:24,842 --> 00:13:26,248
- Hey! Swag!
- Totally, dude!
255
00:13:26,249 --> 00:13:29,248
Swear to God, on the beach in
a velour, like, FUBU suit.
256
00:13:29,249 --> 00:13:31,198
That's swag.
257
00:13:31,199 --> 00:13:34,841
I found out my brother was a gigolo
on a... on a random phone call.
258
00:13:34,842 --> 00:13:37,959
And he's always been
incredibly good with women,
259
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,198
and so, it wasn't too much of a surprise
260
00:13:40,199 --> 00:13:43,239
that... that he had found a way to...
to make a profession out of that.
261
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,832
That's swag, dawg.
It's... It's like a...
262
00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:47,785
It's like a bunch of white dudes
in sandals and board shorts,
263
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:51,150
and you've got, like, a
velour suit and a gold chain.
264
00:13:51,151 --> 00:13:52,220
Gold chain...
265
00:13:55,109 --> 00:13:57,197
You know it's the best,
though. That's how I do it.
266
00:13:57,198 --> 00:14:00,232
A lot of people don't realize that he's...
he's probably one of the most kind of caring,
267
00:14:00,233 --> 00:14:02,338
genuine, loyal folks out there,
268
00:14:02,339 --> 00:14:04,631
and he's... he's really an amazing guy.
269
00:14:04,632 --> 00:14:06,218
- One more round?
- Sure. I'll set you, if you want.
270
00:14:06,219 --> 00:14:07,340
Okay.
271
00:14:22,002 --> 00:14:24,022
That's how you bounce 'em.
272
00:14:27,110 --> 00:14:28,118
But, God, I'm out of breath.
273
00:14:28,119 --> 00:14:30,148
- Isn't that weird?
- Ohh!
274
00:14:30,149 --> 00:14:31,218
I used to be able to
do this for two hours.
275
00:14:41,309 --> 00:14:45,248
I had no idea what was gonna
happen with this song,
276
00:14:45,249 --> 00:14:48,118
but it went so well that Justin
decided to, uh, bring in a full band.
277
00:14:48,119 --> 00:14:50,258
Hell, yeah. Whole band's
here. Oh, he's here.
278
00:14:50,259 --> 00:14:52,108
- Look who's here.
- Hi, man. Nick.
279
00:14:52,109 --> 00:14:53,298
- Yeah. Steve. Nice to meet you.
- What's up, man?
280
00:14:53,299 --> 00:14:56,218
- How you doing?
- Good. Okay.
281
00:14:56,219 --> 00:14:59,168
My man! He made it. This is
my favorite, right here.
282
00:14:59,169 --> 00:15:02,188
The country twangy
thing. What's up, man?
283
00:15:02,189 --> 00:15:04,178
I've been playing with
these guys for years,
284
00:15:04,179 --> 00:15:06,268
and they also are all part
of other bands as well.
285
00:15:06,269 --> 00:15:09,278
We're ready to roll when you are,
man. Ready to rock and roll, huh?
286
00:15:09,279 --> 00:15:11,218
All right, boys. Let's do this.
287
00:15:15,299 --> 00:15:18,238
One, two, one.
288
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,318
♪ No matter where you're from ♪
289
00:15:28,319 --> 00:15:30,200
♪ No matter what you've been through ♪
290
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:34,120
♪ You might be from Hong Kong ♪
291
00:15:35,290 --> 00:15:37,158
♪ You might be from Peru ♪
292
00:15:39,249 --> 00:15:42,188
♪ A little country in me ♪
293
00:15:42,189 --> 00:15:44,218
♪ A little country in you ♪
294
00:15:45,948 --> 00:15:47,906
♪ I can milk them cows ♪
295
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:51,250
♪ I can sure bail hay ♪
296
00:15:52,270 --> 00:15:55,170
♪ I can saddle up a horse ♪
297
00:15:55,990 --> 00:15:58,080
♪ And drink a keg on my birthday ♪
298
00:16:00,170 --> 00:16:02,268
♪ There's a little country in me ♪
299
00:16:02,269 --> 00:16:04,248
♪ And a little country in you ♪
300
00:16:04,249 --> 00:16:06,140
Hey!
301
00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:10,268
It was challenging for
him to sing this song,
302
00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:12,128
and I tried to help him.
303
00:16:12,129 --> 00:16:15,158
But, I mean, he's a rapper. He's
used to speaking the parts.
304
00:16:15,159 --> 00:16:16,248
♪ Beggin' for forgiveness ♪
305
00:16:16,249 --> 00:16:18,248
♪ Can I get a "yee-haw," "hallelujah" ♪
306
00:16:18,249 --> 00:16:20,318
♪ Country in me ♪
307
00:16:20,319 --> 00:16:23,238
♪ A little country in you ♪
308
00:16:25,290 --> 00:16:27,158
- Ow!
- Good job, guys.
309
00:16:27,159 --> 00:16:28,695
- Owww!
- Nice.
310
00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:42,138
Well, how you doing? Well, hi.
311
00:16:42,139 --> 00:16:44,158
My name is Billie, and I'm 48,
312
00:16:44,159 --> 00:16:46,722
and I moved to Vegas a couple years ago.
313
00:16:46,723 --> 00:16:49,198
- Can I get you something to drink?
- Oh, yeah.
314
00:16:49,199 --> 00:16:53,228
For sure. I'd love a little
bit of, uh, tequila.
315
00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:55,168
- Do you... Do you carry tequila?
- Of course I do.
316
00:16:55,169 --> 00:16:56,298
- Okay. That's my drink.
- Yes. Have a seat, and I'll be right back.
317
00:16:56,299 --> 00:16:58,178
Okay. It sounds great.
318
00:16:58,179 --> 00:17:00,298
I hired Brace 'cause I'm needy.
319
00:17:00,299 --> 00:17:02,575
I'm a single woman out in the desert.
320
00:17:02,576 --> 00:17:05,557
And Brace is perfect. He's confident.
321
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,168
What do you got, whiskey
for yourself? Thank you.
322
00:17:07,169 --> 00:17:10,178
- Yeah. I am a whiskey girl.
- Appreciate that. Yeah?
323
00:17:10,179 --> 00:17:13,128
I like his personality. He's funny.
324
00:17:13,129 --> 00:17:15,298
He's into his body and...
and taking care of himself.
325
00:17:15,299 --> 00:17:18,118
So, where are you from there?
326
00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:20,218
I live here. I moved
her a few years ago.
327
00:17:20,219 --> 00:17:21,238
Yeah? From where?
328
00:17:21,239 --> 00:17:23,228
I moved here from Oregon.
329
00:17:23,229 --> 00:17:25,218
And what's up in Oregon?
330
00:17:25,219 --> 00:17:27,288
Not much anymore. "Anymore"?
331
00:17:27,289 --> 00:17:29,198
No. Just... Why, did something leave?
332
00:17:29,199 --> 00:17:30,278
What left? Yeah. Mom and Dad.
333
00:17:30,279 --> 00:17:31,328
Oh, really? Okay. Yeah. Mom
and Dad aren't there no more,
334
00:17:31,329 --> 00:17:34,278
so I kind of got a nice
little inheritance from them.
335
00:17:34,279 --> 00:17:38,148
Well, that's nice. So,
um, I bought this house,
336
00:17:38,149 --> 00:17:42,228
and I live here alone, and I'm just really
overwhelmed trying to keep up with it all.
337
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:46,128
I wanted to hire a gigolo
because of the fantasy
338
00:17:46,129 --> 00:17:48,444
of having the perfect
man take care of me.
339
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:51,308
Now that I have you
here for a few hours,
340
00:17:51,309 --> 00:17:53,278
I got a honey-do list for you.
341
00:17:53,279 --> 00:17:55,278
- Oh, that's my list?
- Yes.
342
00:17:55,279 --> 00:17:57,278
- Oh. Oh, wow.
- I made it for you.
343
00:17:57,279 --> 00:17:59,178
- So, this is what you want me to do?
- Well...
344
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:03,308
Yes. I'm just overwhelmed, so
I'll just let you go at it.
345
00:18:03,309 --> 00:18:06,218
- I see you've got "dust blinds"...
- Yes.
346
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:09,198
"leaves out of the pool,
plumbing leak under the sink."
347
00:18:09,199 --> 00:18:11,034
All right. I can do that. Yeah.
348
00:18:11,035 --> 00:18:13,322
I needed some housework
done. I really did.
349
00:18:13,323 --> 00:18:15,198
And I like having a guy around.
350
00:18:15,199 --> 00:18:18,178
So, instead of hiring a
handyman and a housekeeper,
351
00:18:18,179 --> 00:18:21,108
I have the best of both worlds today.
352
00:18:21,109 --> 00:18:22,298
Okay. So, periodically,
353
00:18:22,299 --> 00:18:25,118
I'll probably come down here,
take a little swig of this.
354
00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:27,228
If you need a drink, just let me
know. Just make yourself at home.
355
00:18:27,229 --> 00:18:29,213
- Git 'er goin'.
- Git 'er goin'.
356
00:18:29,214 --> 00:18:32,268
I'll get, uh, whatever I
need to get, and I'll, uh,
357
00:18:32,269 --> 00:18:35,278
you know, just evaluate the
job and make sure that, uh,
358
00:18:35,279 --> 00:18:38,308
I can get it done for
you at the proper time.
359
00:18:38,309 --> 00:18:41,138
I got lots of tools too.
360
00:18:41,139 --> 00:18:43,168
I am a very handy guy. I'm very smart.
361
00:18:43,169 --> 00:18:46,229
I can build things,
fix things, whatever.
362
00:18:46,230 --> 00:18:49,258
I'm gonna put this bad boy on.
363
00:18:49,259 --> 00:18:50,328
Well, sweet!
364
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:54,228
I was a skilled tradesman
at General Motors,
365
00:18:54,229 --> 00:18:57,128
so, really, I could build a house, I
can build this, I can build that.
366
00:18:57,129 --> 00:18:59,168
How's this contraption work?
367
00:18:59,169 --> 00:19:01,248
But I decided to become a gigolo
368
00:19:01,249 --> 00:19:03,138
so I wouldn't have to
do that shit anymore.
369
00:19:03,139 --> 00:19:04,328
Mm-hmm.
370
00:19:04,329 --> 00:19:08,128
All right. Gettin' somewhere.
371
00:19:08,129 --> 00:19:09,988
Do I wanna do this list for Billie?
372
00:19:09,989 --> 00:19:11,469
Not really.
373
00:19:11,822 --> 00:19:13,872
But I will because I'm a professional.
374
00:19:17,259 --> 00:19:19,170
Goddamn it.
375
00:19:21,270 --> 00:19:23,168
- You need help?
- No.
376
00:19:23,169 --> 00:19:26,208
- I'll figure it out.
- Okay.
377
00:19:26,209 --> 00:19:29,168
You just do whatever you...
you're doing over there...
378
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:32,258
and, uh, I'll deal with this.
379
00:19:32,259 --> 00:19:35,148
This mechanical nightmare.
380
00:19:35,149 --> 00:19:36,218
Jesus Christ.
381
00:19:36,219 --> 00:19:40,148
Probably be thirsty for
another one in a minute here.
382
00:19:40,149 --> 00:19:42,318
Someone hires a gigolo
because of the fantasy
383
00:19:42,319 --> 00:19:46,158
of having the perfect man, the body.
384
00:19:46,159 --> 00:19:48,138
And it turns me on.
385
00:19:48,139 --> 00:19:49,318
Don't forget to get in
between every one of them.
386
00:19:49,319 --> 00:19:52,178
Okay. I'll get 'em.
387
00:19:52,179 --> 00:19:53,188
You got lots of chores to do.
388
00:19:53,189 --> 00:19:54,738
- I do?
- Yes.
389
00:19:54,739 --> 00:19:58,269
Maybe I should've drank some coffee
so I could get jacked up for this.
390
00:19:58,270 --> 00:20:02,218
I need you to sweep the bottom of
the pool and get the leaves out.
391
00:20:02,219 --> 00:20:03,298
The bottom of the pool.
392
00:20:03,299 --> 00:20:05,338
I'm thinking to myself, "Cleaning
a pool? That's a joke."
393
00:20:05,339 --> 00:20:09,258
I have my own pool. I used to clean my
neighbor's pool when we were young.
394
00:20:09,259 --> 00:20:10,288
How bad could it be?
395
00:20:10,289 --> 00:20:13,120
Fuckin' nasty swamp pool.
396
00:20:14,290 --> 00:20:17,148
Man, this thing is nasty.
397
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:20,198
Wonder when the last time she
had this fucking thing done.
398
00:20:20,199 --> 00:20:25,148
Cleaning the pool is like, uh, cleaning
something that's never been cleaned before.
399
00:20:25,149 --> 00:20:29,208
Christ, I wouldn't swim in this
goddamn swamp water for nothing.
400
00:20:29,209 --> 00:20:31,228
And I'm, like, thinking to myself,
401
00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:33,158
"Oh, do you actually swim
in this damn thing?"
402
00:20:33,159 --> 00:20:35,138
It's murky. It's green.
403
00:20:35,139 --> 00:20:37,308
Ugh! What is that?
404
00:20:37,309 --> 00:20:40,148
It's like seaweed.
405
00:20:40,149 --> 00:20:42,258
There's shit swimming down... I
saw a few shadows down there.
406
00:20:42,259 --> 00:20:45,178
I thought there was a great white
or a big catfish down there.
407
00:20:45,179 --> 00:20:47,310
It's a maintenance nightmare.
408
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,118
Get out of there.
409
00:20:56,119 --> 00:20:58,318
I could just picture her swimming in
there, like, thinking it's all like,
410
00:20:58,319 --> 00:21:03,118
oh, Shangri-La, and we're swimming
together, and I'm holding 'em, like...
411
00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:04,727
Oh, shit. No.
412
00:21:04,728 --> 00:21:07,290
I think that could turn
into a health hazard.
413
00:21:08,270 --> 00:21:10,457
What a mess.
414
00:21:12,130 --> 00:21:14,318
What do you think, fish?
415
00:21:14,319 --> 00:21:17,069
Can I get it for you?
416
00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:20,108
Okay.
417
00:21:20,109 --> 00:21:22,118
I thought I was here to lay pipe
418
00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:24,170
instead of actually laying pipe.
419
00:21:26,130 --> 00:21:29,118
There's nothing better
than watching a man work.
420
00:21:29,119 --> 00:21:32,148
Okay. Can... You got a
nice plumber's crack.
421
00:21:32,149 --> 00:21:34,158
Oh, did I get one? Do I got one?
422
00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:37,268
All right. Well, I think I
got your leak fixed here.
423
00:21:37,269 --> 00:21:39,218
Perfect.
424
00:21:39,219 --> 00:21:40,986
Now you can fix my plumbing.
425
00:21:40,987 --> 00:21:42,168
Oh, God.
426
00:21:42,169 --> 00:21:47,198
I was really enjoying the
scenery and watching Brace.
427
00:21:47,199 --> 00:21:50,751
It was very sexy to watch
him in a different mode
428
00:21:50,752 --> 00:21:52,850
of what he does normally.
429
00:21:52,851 --> 00:21:54,448
You've done an awesome job.
430
00:21:54,449 --> 00:21:57,148
Did I get 'em all? You're
not too tired, are you?
431
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,789
I... Kind... Kind of. Yeah.
432
00:21:58,790 --> 00:22:02,827
A lot of being a gigolo is really trying
to figure out what my clients really need.
433
00:22:02,828 --> 00:22:04,128
One thing about Billie is this:
434
00:22:04,129 --> 00:22:06,158
She just wants what we all want,
435
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:08,210
which is companionship and love.
436
00:22:10,270 --> 00:22:13,138
And I think she's into a man's man.
437
00:22:13,139 --> 00:22:15,248
She likes a guy that's
not afraid to get dirty.
438
00:22:15,249 --> 00:22:18,208
Get up on here.
439
00:22:18,209 --> 00:22:22,148
All right. Ride me like the little
cowgirl that you are, Billie.
440
00:22:22,149 --> 00:22:23,340
You like that?
441
00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:46,885
I'm very happy.
442
00:22:46,886 --> 00:22:49,218
Brace made me feel comfortable.
443
00:22:49,219 --> 00:22:51,268
He fulfilled every
expectation that I had.
444
00:22:53,259 --> 00:22:54,318
Oh, yeah.
445
00:22:54,319 --> 00:22:56,218
And I would definitely do it again.
446
00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:10,178
I've got something
that's very interesting.
447
00:23:10,179 --> 00:23:11,208
What have you got, Brace?
448
00:23:11,209 --> 00:23:14,258
I'm one to always, you know,
notice the new artist...
449
00:23:14,259 --> 00:23:17,308
you know, whether they're actors,
comedians, singers, or whatever...
450
00:23:17,309 --> 00:23:21,108
and I discovered an artist in
this new field of, uh, singing,
451
00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:23,941
and I think it's something
that everybody should hear.
452
00:23:23,942 --> 00:23:25,228
Who's the artist?
453
00:23:25,229 --> 00:23:27,258
Yeah, just tell me what you think of
this... What's the artist's name?
454
00:23:27,259 --> 00:23:29,466
It's an artist that's converting...
455
00:23:29,467 --> 00:23:32,240
- Kind of country.
- ♪ No matter where you're from ♪
456
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,218
♪ No matter what you've been through ♪
457
00:23:37,219 --> 00:23:40,278
- ♪ You might be from Hong Kong ♪
- Hong Kong, baby!
458
00:23:40,279 --> 00:23:43,248
- Hong...
- Is that Nick singing?
459
00:23:43,249 --> 00:23:45,158
- Nah.
- Sure.
460
00:23:45,159 --> 00:23:48,158
♪ There's a little country in me ♪
461
00:23:48,159 --> 00:23:50,188
- ♪ A little country in you ♪
- ♪ In you ♪
462
00:23:50,189 --> 00:23:51,158
It is.
463
00:23:51,159 --> 00:23:53,208
I'm not usually speechless.
464
00:23:53,209 --> 00:23:56,318
♪ I can sure bail hay ♪
465
00:23:56,319 --> 00:23:59,278
♪ I can saddle up a horse ♪
466
00:23:59,279 --> 00:24:03,210
- Listen to that.
- ♪ And drink a keg on my birthday ♪
467
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,228
♪ There's a little country in me ♪
468
00:24:07,229 --> 00:24:08,338
♪ And a little country in you ♪
469
00:24:08,339 --> 00:24:11,118
- Hey!
- Hey!
470
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:13,238
I think before Nick goes too far
471
00:24:13,239 --> 00:24:16,158
in his country music
career, I think, uh...
472
00:24:16,159 --> 00:24:18,258
I think he needs to go back home and
hang out with some of my people first.
473
00:24:18,259 --> 00:24:20,188
Get that accent down
a little bit better.
474
00:24:20,189 --> 00:24:23,168
Yeah, I rapped the chorus, but
I sang, uh, all the verses.
475
00:24:23,169 --> 00:24:25,288
- You rapped the chorus?
- You rapped the chorus?
476
00:24:25,289 --> 00:24:28,208
I don't know. Nick, I think
you should go country, man.
477
00:24:28,209 --> 00:24:31,178
I definitely feel the rap a little
more, but... Nah, it was fun.
478
00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:33,218
Fuck it. Nick Hawk is
doing country music now.
479
00:24:33,219 --> 00:24:36,118
I mean, shit, maybe he's
got a career in gospel.
480
00:24:38,329 --> 00:24:40,288
But you've done... you've done rap,
481
00:24:40,289 --> 00:24:43,108
and now you're transitioning
into country.
482
00:24:43,109 --> 00:24:44,135
What's next?
483
00:24:44,136 --> 00:24:46,879
I think Nepalese throat
singing should be the...
484
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,246
I was thinking about that.
485
00:24:48,247 --> 00:24:51,189
That's exactly what just
ran through my mind.
486
00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:53,248
Let's get some beer and shit tonight.
487
00:24:53,249 --> 00:24:56,178
- Yah-hoo!
- Good job, Nick.
488
00:24:56,179 --> 00:24:59,267
♪ Everybody's got a
little country in 'em ♪
489
00:24:59,268 --> 00:25:01,326
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