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Whoo-hoo! Office vacation!
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No, office mission.
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[groans] Why are we
always doing missions?
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Because it's our job.
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You don't even know what I do.
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- Do you?
- What?
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Look at this place... is
our mission to stop people
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from getting up crazy early
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and using towels to claim
the best lounge chairs?
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Probably not.
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What's wrong with using
a towel to claim a chair?
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Ugh, are you really
one of those people?
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One of what people?
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One of those people who thinks
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they own the best
seats at the pool
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and can ruin everyone
else's vacation.
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So it is a vacation!
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Not a vacation!
And not a resort.
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It's a luxury plastic surgery
facility in Costa Rica.
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Pfft, anyone can put
plastic in a body.
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I can put an entire
universe inside of you.
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Interpol received intel
that one of the world's
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foremost drug kingpins will
be a patient at the facility.
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This is your target:
El Cambiante.
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Wait, these are the
best photos we have?
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They're the only photos we have.
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El Cambiante is
incredibly secretive.
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- Same.
- Oh, please.
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- [laughs] You share everything.
- Aha!
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So my true secrets
remain hidden.
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You have worse secrets than
the ones we already know?
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- Wait, what kind of se...
- Nobody ask!
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No one knows what El
Cambiante looks like
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because every five years,
he changes his appearance.
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Your mission is to
pose as patients,
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find El Cambiante,
and take him alive
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before he changes his face.
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Huh, their rates are
actually really reasonable.
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Botox in, bad guy out. Got it.
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[laughs] You get Botox?
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Regular touch-ups when I'm young
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will help me avoid looking
like you when I'm older.
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Why would you want to
avoid looking... perfect?
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Aww. You should
look at a mirror...
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and not a photo
from 20 years ago.
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There wouldn't be
any difference!
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I mean, there's some difference.
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[laughs] Crow's feet.
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Say the word and I can
give you tiger feet.
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Lana, tell them I look as
good, if not better than ever.
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You don't, I won't,
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and your plane
leaves in an hour.
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Seriously?
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Uh, this?
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This is for a different mission.
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[gasps] I call Pam's mission!
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[main title theme]
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? ?
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? ?
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So tell me what you don't
like about yourself.
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Whoa, doc, that's a tough one.
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I mean, I guess I've been told
my features are too striking.
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I like everything about myself.
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Then why are you here?
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I don't know, why
are any of us here?
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Standard touch-up... injections
at the orbicularis oculi,
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glabella, and frontalis.
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Not too heavy. I like to glare.
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So what's the craziest thing
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you've ever put inside a person?
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- I...
- Follow-up.
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What's the craziest
thing you'd like
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to put inside a person?
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[sighs] Why are you naked?
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I thought you were gonna
circle my problem areas.
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U-unless you want
me to circle them.
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This is my first
plastic surgery.
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[doctor] You want to know
the ages of all the guests?
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Well, only for sex reasons.
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Do you know what would
happen if I went full Archer
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on a 60-year-old because
I thought she was 30?
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We'd be having sex
on her deathbed.
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Which is actually
something I've done...
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not that my penis killed her.
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Yeah, I can't in good conscience
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recommend any
surgical procedures.
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Because I'm already perfect?
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Because I wouldn't
feel comfortable
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putting someone in your
condition under anesthesia.
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- What condition?
- I-I don't know where to start.
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Multiple fractures, dozens of
knife and projectile wounds.
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Your liver is hanging
on by a thread.
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One of your kidneys has detached
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and is just floating
inside of you.
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And your spine is one bad
blow from total paralysis.
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Wait, you can't operate on
me because I'm too frail?
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Mr. Archer, you're
ten steps past frail.
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How many concussions
have you had?
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It's not a concussion
if you remember it.
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Listen to me: this
is the body of a man
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with no more second chances.
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If you even sneeze wrong,
your heart might stop.
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Understood?
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Yeah, uh, uh, okay.
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Uh, I-I-I-I guess I'll go.
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You should hold the handrail
when you go down the stairs.
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Yeah, I-I got it.
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And if you don't have a will...
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[Archer] I got it!
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[sighs] This is it, Ray.
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This is the day the
Agency gets a fresh start.
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And didn't you say
that last week?
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- And the week before that?
- No idea!
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I'm too fresh to remember.
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Then how is a fresh start
different from brain damage?
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You see this calendar? Hmm?
This is the calendar of someone
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who has a plan: staff
meetings, budget reviews...
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And a whole bunch of
other office-y stuff
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- I already cancelled.
- What? Why?
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Uh, because it's
Blackmail Bribe Day?
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Why are you saying that like
we should know what that is?
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Well, maybe you should,
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because it's
basically the reason
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this office isn't blown up.
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Well, one of the reasons.
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Another reason is, I have
found... other outlets.
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Hotter... hotter...
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hotter...
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hotter!
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[cackling]
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Cheryl, what is
Blackmail Bribe Day?
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Oh, right. It
turns out you guys
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are not super
stealthy on missions,
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and you break,
like, a lot of laws.
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So one day a month, Ms. Archer
would pay off the people
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who saw something
or heard something
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or lost something or
got shot by something.
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Pay them off how?
With what money?
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That's the blackmail part.
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There used to be a Blackmail Day
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and a Bribe Day, but
honestly, it was so confusing
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and just easier to get everyone
in and out all at once.
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Everyone?
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[Ray] It's like if the
DMV was at a prison.
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[Lana] Yeah, we're
not doing this.
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- Tell all those people to go.
- Are you sure about that?
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Ms. Archer said
Blackmail Bribe Day
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is the only thing
keeping this entire city
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from descending
into utter chaos.
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And Ms. Kane says we're
taking a new approach.
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Ooh, okay!
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Is the new approach
embassy explosions
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- and power grid failures?
- Just do it!
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[soft tropical music]
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? ?
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Ahh, this is my kind of mission.
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But we should probably
look for this guy soon.
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[Zara] 12 women and 7
men in the vicinity.
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Four men too old,
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two men too young,
and one man too tall.
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And none of these rich bastards
are tipping their waiters!
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Get 'em, girl. [chuckles]
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But I thought you
Brits didn't tip.
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Some of us do actually care
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whether workers can
feed their children.
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And I notice you didn't put
anything on the waiter's tray.
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Well, at least you're
super judgey about it.
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Yeah, you're fooling
everybody, young ladies.
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Now who's judgey?
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Eh, they can do what they want.
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I just worry about
if they sneeze,
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- their faces might fall off.
- What happened to you?
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Good news: I got calf implants!
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Ugh, you got major
surgery mid-mission?
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Because my calves have
always been small,
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no matter how much I
exercise. What do you think?
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What's important is
that you like them,
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so don't listen to what
anybody says behind your back.
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- Or to your front.
- Thank you?
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Is anyone working
on the mission?
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[Cyril] I mean, Krieger's been
getting close with that doctor.
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I'm just saying, think back
to why you became a surgeon.
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Was it because you
wanted to help people?
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Or was it because you
wanted godlike power?
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Godlike power.
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Right. Time for action.
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Oy, fucker! Your waiter
provided a service,
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and they deserve compensation!
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Eh, maybe Archer has a lead.
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Mm, not unless staring wistfully
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out into the ocean is a lead.
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[soft somber music]
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? ?
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Hey, bud. You okay?
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I thought so, but
apparently not.
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Oh, boy. What happened?
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Life happened, Pam.
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A thousand lives,
all lived too fully.
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And now, according to modern
medicine, I'm nothing.
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A shell of an agent.
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A shell of a man.
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[drink slurping]
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Yeah, the doctor said my
skin is too smooth for Botox.
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S at the facility
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got invites to the mixer.
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Let's split up and
look for El Cambiante.
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- [groaning softly]
- No rush.
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Oh, that's good,
because Dr. Spencer
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told me to never rush again.
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And I'm not supposed to run
until the swelling goes down.
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And my guy here's
clearly opening a coconut
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- for the first time.
- Wait. Where's Krieger?
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- I can't!
- Can't?
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Could Picasso can't?
Could Kant can't?
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You are an artist, and the
human skeleton is your canvas!
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Now graft that horn!
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[machinery beeping]
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[Pam] How are we supposed
to find this guy?
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Everybody here has
the exact same nose.
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Thanks for walking with me, Pam.
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One bad fall, and my
hips could shatter.
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According to one doctor!
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And according to the X-rays
of my buckling tibias.
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Screw the X-rays! This
whole place is toxic.
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These doctors only make
money if they convince you
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there's something broken
that they can fix.
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Dr. Spencer actually
refused to work on me
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because I'm too broken.
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[laughs] That was
reverse psychology, dude.
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- Oh. You think?
- I know!
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Look, Archer, you're not the
fresh young agent anymore,
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but you're something
better: the salty old pro
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who's seen it all and
lived to tell about it.
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I do have a lot
of things to tell.
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So go tell them!
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Oh, and I guess
look for our target.
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Are we still doing that?
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[soft percussive jazz music]
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- Still no sign of him.
- Keep looking.
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He's here somewhere.
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- [gasps]
- Huh?
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Sorry, I-I have a
gasping disorder.
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The doctors are stumped.
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[gasping]
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[Lana] This is unbelievable.
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Half our budget is just
labeled "miscellaneous."
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Originally we called it
bribes, but the... [laughs]
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then we had to bribe the
IRS to not arrest us, so.
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We spend half our
budget on bribes?
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I mean, the blackmail
covers some of that.
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But Ms. Archer always said that
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00:09:37,380 --> 00:09:39,616
there's no such thing
as free blackmail,
253
00:09:39,649 --> 00:09:42,719
which is why blackmail expenses
are labeled "et cetera."
254
00:09:42,752 --> 00:09:45,321
Yeah, we're not doing
any of this anymore.
255
00:09:45,354 --> 00:09:47,189
Well, tell that
to Mr. Persistent.
256
00:09:49,525 --> 00:09:52,061
Hi. I don't wanna be rude.
Maybe you were in the bathroom.
257
00:09:52,094 --> 00:09:53,663
But this Agency doesn't
do bribes anymore.
258
00:09:53,663 --> 00:09:56,399
[chuckles] Oh, I
heard. Very noble.
259
00:09:56,432 --> 00:09:59,269
I'm Gary. Trust me...
you want to bribe me.
260
00:09:59,302 --> 00:10:01,771
Actually, Gary, I don't.
261
00:10:01,804 --> 00:10:04,607
Because this is my
Agency. A new Agency.
262
00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:07,310
So take whatever deal
you had in the past,
263
00:10:07,343 --> 00:10:10,613
crumple it up into a tiny
ball, and shove it up or down
264
00:10:10,646 --> 00:10:13,149
or through any hole
of your choosing.
265
00:10:13,182 --> 00:10:14,551
Mm, okay then.
266
00:10:14,584 --> 00:10:16,218
I'll just wait until
you change your mind.
267
00:10:16,218 --> 00:10:17,720
Well, then prepare
to wait forever,
268
00:10:17,753 --> 00:10:19,422
Gary, because
nothing is gonna...
269
00:10:19,455 --> 00:10:20,456
- [rumbling]
- [yelps]
270
00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:22,191
Was that the Costa
Rican embassy?
271
00:10:22,224 --> 00:10:24,160
Yeah, we've been
bribing some cartel
272
00:10:24,193 --> 00:10:26,029
- not to blow it up.
- Why?
273
00:10:26,062 --> 00:10:27,363
Because if they do,
274
00:10:27,396 --> 00:10:29,799
it will make the
Panamanian Mafia furious.
275
00:10:29,832 --> 00:10:31,034
- [explosion]
- Wha...
276
00:10:31,067 --> 00:10:32,669
- See?
- [gunshot]
277
00:10:32,702 --> 00:10:35,371
- That could be a coincidence.
- [Gary chuckles] Mm-hmm, yeah.
278
00:10:35,404 --> 00:10:38,474
It's a real coincidence
spree out there.
279
00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:41,711
Wrong nose. Wrong forehead.
280
00:10:41,744 --> 00:10:44,380
Right nose, right
forehead, but a lady.
281
00:10:44,413 --> 00:10:46,249
- Se�ora.
- Cheers.
282
00:10:46,282 --> 00:10:48,518
- You're being rather attentive.
- [laughs]
283
00:10:48,551 --> 00:10:50,520
Only when the lady
is worth attending.
284
00:10:50,553 --> 00:10:53,289
And might I say, your
work is exquisite.
285
00:10:53,322 --> 00:10:55,625
I would love to see some
pictures of your grandchildren.
286
00:10:55,658 --> 00:10:58,127
Grandchildren? I'm 25!
287
00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:59,762
I see, se�orita. [chuckles]
288
00:10:59,795 --> 00:11:02,232
Apologies, but you
are not my type.
289
00:11:02,265 --> 00:11:04,500
Ugh. I hate this place.
290
00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:06,603
[groaning] We have a problem.
291
00:11:06,636 --> 00:11:08,338
Yeah, you're interrupting me
292
00:11:08,371 --> 00:11:10,373
while I share my years of wisdom
293
00:11:10,406 --> 00:11:12,141
with these beautiful
young ladies.
294
00:11:12,174 --> 00:11:13,543
- [both laugh]
- Why is that funny?
295
00:11:13,576 --> 00:11:16,079
You sound just like my grandson.
296
00:11:16,112 --> 00:11:18,147
Grandson? I hate this place.
297
00:11:18,180 --> 00:11:19,716
I don't think
we're the only ones
298
00:11:19,749 --> 00:11:21,617
- looking for El Cambiante!
- [metallic clatter]
299
00:11:21,617 --> 00:11:23,353
- Ay!
- Hang on.
300
00:11:23,386 --> 00:11:26,155
Perfect nose, dimpled
chin, lifted buttocks.
301
00:11:26,188 --> 00:11:28,491
[gasps] The waiter
is El Cambiante?
302
00:11:28,524 --> 00:11:31,294
A disguise within a
disguise? I knew it!
303
00:11:31,327 --> 00:11:34,063
- After him!
- Hey! Be careful who you shove!
304
00:11:34,096 --> 00:11:35,632
Everyone here is
older than they look.
305
00:11:35,665 --> 00:11:37,300
[grunts] Ha!
306
00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:39,369
Oh, no, he's whimsically
getting away!
307
00:11:39,402 --> 00:11:41,404
And he took the only harness!
308
00:11:41,437 --> 00:11:43,573
[chuckles] Oh,
Zara. First zipline?
309
00:11:43,606 --> 00:11:46,476
[grunts] Hey! What was
wrong with your belt?
310
00:11:46,509 --> 00:11:48,478
[Archer] The wire is
really bad for the leather.
311
00:11:48,511 --> 00:11:50,146
[Zara grunts]
312
00:11:50,179 --> 00:11:51,447
- [Pam grunts]
- [Cyril groans]
313
00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:53,283
[dramatic music]
314
00:11:53,316 --> 00:11:54,450
- Gah-ha!
- [drink slurping]
315
00:11:54,483 --> 00:11:56,019
What the... you still
have your drink?
316
00:11:56,052 --> 00:11:57,620
I'll drop it if I have to.
317
00:11:57,653 --> 00:12:00,056
Good news: I saw a sloth!
318
00:12:00,089 --> 00:12:01,757
- Where is he?
- Probably still back that way.
319
00:12:01,757 --> 00:12:04,260
- You know, he's pretty slow.
- I mean El Cambiante, you knob!
320
00:12:04,293 --> 00:12:06,729
- Oh. [chuckles] No idea.
- [groaning]
321
00:12:06,762 --> 00:12:08,698
Cyril, I know this is
basically a vacation,
322
00:12:08,731 --> 00:12:10,233
but you still have
to wear pants.
323
00:12:10,266 --> 00:12:12,669
They fell off because
you took my belt.
324
00:12:12,702 --> 00:12:14,304
Or because your
pants were too loose.
325
00:12:14,337 --> 00:12:16,139
That's what the belt was for.
326
00:12:16,172 --> 00:12:18,208
A belt shouldn't be
functional, Cyril!
327
00:12:18,241 --> 00:12:19,742
- It's an accent piece!
- There he is!
328
00:12:21,077 --> 00:12:22,011
Split up!
329
00:12:23,679 --> 00:12:25,214
[Cyril yelps]
330
00:12:26,115 --> 00:12:28,351
- Can anyone see him?
- Need a little help, please!
331
00:12:28,384 --> 00:12:31,254
- [Pam] I gotcha!
- [Cyril grunts]
332
00:12:31,287 --> 00:12:32,689
And I've got a new friend.
333
00:12:32,722 --> 00:12:35,091
I shall call you
Norman, because...
334
00:12:35,124 --> 00:12:36,692
- [sloth snarling]
- Ow! Why are you so fast?
335
00:12:36,692 --> 00:12:38,428
There's a whole sin about it!
336
00:12:38,461 --> 00:12:40,563
[grunts, screaming]
337
00:12:42,365 --> 00:12:45,168
- [groans]
- Guys! He's up!
338
00:12:45,201 --> 00:12:46,603
I'm supposed to say that!
339
00:12:46,636 --> 00:12:49,072
Well, now I gotta
knock him out again.
340
00:12:49,105 --> 00:12:52,375
- Let's just keep him up.
- Hey, bud. Recovery mai tai?
341
00:12:52,408 --> 00:12:54,611
I got you this tiny
fan from the gift shop.
342
00:12:54,644 --> 00:12:55,811
They had flowers, but I thought,
343
00:12:55,811 --> 00:12:57,680
"Everyone buys flowers,"
344
00:12:57,713 --> 00:13:00,383
- so... tiny fan!
- What happened?
345
00:13:00,416 --> 00:13:02,352
You fell 50 feet
onto jagged rocks.
346
00:13:02,385 --> 00:13:04,587
Also, you held
that asshole sloth
347
00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:06,189
to break its fall
with your body.
348
00:13:06,222 --> 00:13:08,157
And, uh, it bit you
when you landed.
349
00:13:08,190 --> 00:13:10,159
And just soaked you in piss.
350
00:13:10,192 --> 00:13:12,028
That's... amazing!
351
00:13:12,061 --> 00:13:13,229
Uh, but is it?
352
00:13:13,262 --> 00:13:15,031
I was worried I was getting old.
353
00:13:15,064 --> 00:13:17,166
But I just survived an accident
that should have killed me.
354
00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:18,434
I might be invincible.
355
00:13:18,467 --> 00:13:20,370
- [crackling]
- [groaning]
356
00:13:20,403 --> 00:13:22,472
Yeah, that'd be the 30 stitches.
357
00:13:22,505 --> 00:13:25,341
Or the nanobots, if
they decided to rebel.
358
00:13:25,374 --> 00:13:28,511
[sighs] Fine, I'm
probably not invincible.
359
00:13:28,544 --> 00:13:30,446
Just lucky to the point
of being immortal.
360
00:13:30,479 --> 00:13:32,348
So where are we on the mission?
361
00:13:32,381 --> 00:13:34,083
We lost El Cambiante
in the jungle,
362
00:13:34,116 --> 00:13:35,551
but now that we know
what he looks like,
363
00:13:35,551 --> 00:13:37,420
I was able to find him
in the hospital database.
364
00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:39,088
It looks like he
got his surgery.
365
00:13:39,121 --> 00:13:41,157
He's in recovery
with a new face.
366
00:13:41,190 --> 00:13:43,159
Yeah. His last face.
367
00:13:43,192 --> 00:13:45,495
Ooh, scary!
368
00:13:45,528 --> 00:13:47,764
[belches] I'm drunk.
369
00:13:47,797 --> 00:13:49,499
And I have rounds
with Dr. Spencer.
370
00:13:49,532 --> 00:13:52,535
We're taking plastic surgery
to new and forbidden places.
371
00:13:52,568 --> 00:13:54,370
Places we probably shouldn't go.
372
00:13:54,403 --> 00:13:56,272
Places that, deep
down, make me wonder
373
00:13:56,305 --> 00:13:58,041
if I've awoken
something in this woman
374
00:13:58,074 --> 00:13:59,409
that should have
remained asleep.
375
00:13:59,442 --> 00:14:01,077
[foreboding music]
376
00:14:01,110 --> 00:14:02,679
Or not.
377
00:14:02,712 --> 00:14:05,448
Authorities are baffled as
violence consumes the city.
378
00:14:05,481 --> 00:14:07,717
We now go live to a fire
at the Chilean embassy...
379
00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:09,419
There is no way this
is because of us.
380
00:14:09,452 --> 00:14:11,454
This is a coincidence!
381
00:14:11,487 --> 00:14:14,090
Me finding a dollar on
laundry day is a coincidence.
382
00:14:14,123 --> 00:14:16,726
This is a city melting down
'cause we hit the brakes
383
00:14:16,759 --> 00:14:18,628
on a criminal money train.
384
00:14:18,661 --> 00:14:21,764
Ugh! I tried to tell you!
385
00:14:21,797 --> 00:14:23,366
I mean, not very hard, though.
386
00:14:23,399 --> 00:14:26,369
I guess, deep down, I
wanted the city to burn.
387
00:14:26,402 --> 00:14:27,637
[phone rings]
388
00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:29,772
The Agency. Hmm, I'll check.
389
00:14:29,805 --> 00:14:32,575
Do we care if the yakuza kills
the Australian ambassador?
390
00:14:32,608 --> 00:14:34,644
[Lana] Yes! But
we'll call him back.
391
00:14:34,677 --> 00:14:36,145
Start with the toes, please.
392
00:14:36,178 --> 00:14:38,014
- Ray, what have you got?
- [sighs]
393
00:14:38,047 --> 00:14:40,416
A tangled web of
criminal nonsense.
394
00:14:40,449 --> 00:14:42,585
We're bribing gun
runners to arm militias
395
00:14:42,618 --> 00:14:44,787
so they won't steal
guns from other militias
396
00:14:44,820 --> 00:14:47,223
who we're also bribing
to protect banks
397
00:14:47,256 --> 00:14:49,496
'cause the banks are full of
money from our other bribes.
398
00:14:49,525 --> 00:14:51,628
God, just tell me
you have a solution.
399
00:14:51,661 --> 00:14:52,795
I do. You're gonna hate it.
400
00:14:52,828 --> 00:14:55,131
[Lana] Ugh. Seriously?
401
00:14:55,164 --> 00:14:56,599
All roads lead to Gary.
402
00:14:56,632 --> 00:14:58,735
We pay him, it buys
us time on the others.
403
00:14:58,768 --> 00:15:00,703
God damn it, fucking Gary.
404
00:15:00,736 --> 00:15:03,239
Hey, I heard my name. Did
you decide to bribe me yet?
405
00:15:03,272 --> 00:15:05,575
No! And stop being
so cavalier about it.
406
00:15:05,608 --> 00:15:07,310
Copy that. I'll be out here.
407
00:15:07,343 --> 00:15:10,079
Also, I opened a new
oat milk. Is that cool?
408
00:15:10,112 --> 00:15:11,347
What's the big deal?
409
00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:14,017
A bribe's just a
service, like a haircut
410
00:15:14,050 --> 00:15:15,385
or a dog's haircut.
411
00:15:15,418 --> 00:15:16,553
The big deal is, I'm trying
412
00:15:16,586 --> 00:15:18,187
to do things
aboveboard, all right?
413
00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:20,223
And I'd rather die than
betray my principles.
414
00:15:20,256 --> 00:15:22,392
[ominous music]
415
00:15:22,425 --> 00:15:24,193
[Ray] I think that
just became an option.
416
00:15:27,530 --> 00:15:29,566
Guys, I think this is him!
417
00:15:29,599 --> 00:15:32,302
- Great, shoot him and let's go.
- The mission is to capture him!
418
00:15:32,335 --> 00:15:34,671
You can't yell at me; I just
got out of the hospital.
419
00:15:34,704 --> 00:15:37,273
Uh, what's this hospital's
policy on kidnapping?
420
00:15:37,306 --> 00:15:39,542
Because those nurses
don't look thrilled.
421
00:15:39,575 --> 00:15:41,544
Hey, those are the guys
I saw at the party.
422
00:15:41,577 --> 00:15:43,346
I think they're after
El Cambiante too.
423
00:15:43,379 --> 00:15:45,682
Which makes us allies, right?
424
00:15:45,715 --> 00:15:47,116
- [gunshot]
- [yelps]
425
00:15:47,149 --> 00:15:49,686
[groans] I'm not
supposed to jump yet!
426
00:15:49,719 --> 00:15:52,388
My calf implants are combing
into the backs of my knees!
427
00:15:52,421 --> 00:15:53,690
Who the hell are these guys?
428
00:15:53,723 --> 00:15:55,658
[Pam] And why do they get guns?
429
00:15:55,691 --> 00:15:57,427
Archer? What are you doing?
430
00:15:57,460 --> 00:15:58,761
Immortal, remember?
431
00:15:58,794 --> 00:16:00,663
Maybe he is. All the
bullets are missing...
432
00:16:00,696 --> 00:16:02,699
- Ow!
- Yeah, he's not.
433
00:16:02,732 --> 00:16:04,400
[gunfire]
434
00:16:04,433 --> 00:16:07,036
[dramatic music]
435
00:16:07,069 --> 00:16:09,439
Out the back! Go!
436
00:16:09,472 --> 00:16:10,740
Still think you're immortal?
437
00:16:10,773 --> 00:16:12,508
Obviously. Look!
438
00:16:12,541 --> 00:16:14,310
The bullet went
straight through.
439
00:16:14,343 --> 00:16:17,113
I'm made of non-vital
organs and luck!
440
00:16:17,146 --> 00:16:20,316
[groans] But I am
losing a lot of blood.
441
00:16:25,087 --> 00:16:26,155
[gasps]
442
00:16:26,188 --> 00:16:27,423
[dramatic music]
443
00:16:27,456 --> 00:16:29,025
- [Zara] Did we lose them?
- Lose them?
444
00:16:29,058 --> 00:16:30,260
It's a mid-sized hospital,
445
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,061
not the Trastevere
neighborhood of Rome.
446
00:16:32,094 --> 00:16:34,731
What? It's an easy
place to lose people.
447
00:16:34,764 --> 00:16:36,432
Also, it seems
like we lost them.
448
00:16:36,465 --> 00:16:37,734
Ooh! Not these guys, though.
449
00:16:37,767 --> 00:16:40,136
[gunfire]
450
00:16:40,169 --> 00:16:43,139
Guys, the small penis hospital
is, uh, down the road.
451
00:16:43,172 --> 00:16:44,674
Can we not taunt
the men with guns
452
00:16:44,707 --> 00:16:46,309
while we're all so injured?
453
00:16:46,342 --> 00:16:49,178
A positive attitude is the
key to recovery, Cyril.
454
00:16:49,211 --> 00:16:52,549
Although I'm feeling pretty
negative about this dead end.
455
00:16:52,582 --> 00:16:54,417
[gunfire]
456
00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:56,386
[yelps]
457
00:16:56,419 --> 00:16:58,288
[grunts] Do all
your missions end
458
00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,056
with you cornered
and waiting to die?
459
00:17:00,089 --> 00:17:02,258
Yeah. Yeah, that's
a lot of 'em.
460
00:17:02,291 --> 00:17:04,427
But I do have one idea.
461
00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:06,028
[grunts]
462
00:17:07,463 --> 00:17:09,465
- What the hell, Archer?
- He was too short!
463
00:17:09,498 --> 00:17:11,167
So he had to die?
464
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,303
The target we chased on
the zipline was my height.
465
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:16,105
Whoever's under those bandages
isn't the same person.
466
00:17:16,138 --> 00:17:18,408
I'm... pretty sure.
467
00:17:18,441 --> 00:17:21,977
Wait. I want this bastard
to know it was us.
468
00:17:23,479 --> 00:17:25,081
[assassin] Whoa. This
place is really good.
469
00:17:25,081 --> 00:17:28,017
[gunfire]
470
00:17:28,050 --> 00:17:29,652
[Pam] El Cambiante?
471
00:17:29,685 --> 00:17:31,788
[Cyril] He looks... the same?
472
00:17:31,821 --> 00:17:34,457
Yeah, not to antagonize
the man with a gun...
473
00:17:34,490 --> 00:17:36,426
He said as he prepared to.
474
00:17:36,459 --> 00:17:38,461
But I'd get a refund
on that new face.
475
00:17:38,494 --> 00:17:41,064
This one looks just as
ugly as the old one.
476
00:17:41,097 --> 00:17:42,457
You-you know what?
That's not fair.
477
00:17:42,465 --> 00:17:44,300
You're actually very handsome.
478
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:47,136
I'm just going through a
lot this weekend, and... ow!
479
00:17:47,169 --> 00:17:50,039
I postponed my surgery when I
realized I was being hunted.
480
00:17:50,072 --> 00:17:51,374
It felt like a good opportunity
481
00:17:51,407 --> 00:17:53,376
to eliminate
potential assassins.
482
00:17:53,409 --> 00:17:55,311
Good idea. What?
483
00:17:55,344 --> 00:17:57,380
You can't argue with
five dead assassins.
484
00:17:57,413 --> 00:17:59,582
Soon to be...[mumbling]
485
00:17:59,615 --> 00:18:00,683
uh, uh, ten.
486
00:18:00,716 --> 00:18:02,452
Technically not assassins.
487
00:18:02,485 --> 00:18:03,720
We're here to capture you.
488
00:18:03,753 --> 00:18:05,655
[gunfire]
489
00:18:05,688 --> 00:18:08,291
[Russian gunner] You thought
you'd get away with it?
490
00:18:08,324 --> 00:18:09,492
I don't even know who you are.
491
00:18:09,492 --> 00:18:11,194
- He sounds Russian!
- No!
492
00:18:11,227 --> 00:18:12,729
He doesn't sound like anything!
493
00:18:12,762 --> 00:18:15,465
We can't place his accent
and we didn't see his face,
494
00:18:15,498 --> 00:18:16,738
and if he and his friends left,
495
00:18:16,766 --> 00:18:18,568
we'd forget they
were ever even here!
496
00:18:18,601 --> 00:18:21,271
- I mean, I wouldn't forget.
- Oh, my God, woman.
497
00:18:21,304 --> 00:18:23,439
Oh, God, it's fine, all
right? We'll pay you.
498
00:18:23,472 --> 00:18:26,009
Yes, this time. And then what?
499
00:18:26,042 --> 00:18:28,711
We have to come back again
when you don't pay next time?
500
00:18:28,744 --> 00:18:32,282
You think it's easy renting
van for all these men?
501
00:18:32,315 --> 00:18:33,716
[groans] You die now.
502
00:18:33,749 --> 00:18:35,518
Excuse me? Hi. Gary.
503
00:18:35,551 --> 00:18:37,654
- I think maybe I can help.
- You can die.
504
00:18:37,687 --> 00:18:40,657
- I can! And then we all can.
- [whispering] Awesome.
505
00:18:40,690 --> 00:18:43,393
You're the Chechen
revolutionaries, right?
506
00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:45,695
Mm, I'll take that
stony silence as a yes.
507
00:18:45,728 --> 00:18:47,697
And I happen to
know the Chechnians
508
00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:50,066
are currently in debt to
the Irish Republican Army,
509
00:18:50,099 --> 00:18:52,468
which owes a favor to the
Albanian Conservative Party,
510
00:18:52,501 --> 00:18:54,737
whose secrets are being
kept by the Boston Mafia,
511
00:18:54,770 --> 00:18:57,574
who owe a favor to me, Gary.
512
00:18:57,607 --> 00:19:00,176
Which is all to say, I think
we could clear all this up
513
00:19:00,209 --> 00:19:02,045
without any violence at all...
514
00:19:02,078 --> 00:19:03,679
if I got my bribe.
515
00:19:05,548 --> 00:19:07,183
I get what you're
trying to do here.
516
00:19:07,216 --> 00:19:09,452
Maybe start by cutting
one bribe a month?
517
00:19:09,485 --> 00:19:11,588
Like the janitors at
the Costa Rican embassy?
518
00:19:11,621 --> 00:19:13,189
Because they're all dead now.
519
00:19:13,222 --> 00:19:14,457
See you next month.
520
00:19:14,490 --> 00:19:16,392
Well, that's one less bribe.
521
00:19:16,425 --> 00:19:19,028
Do we think Gary's single?
522
00:19:19,061 --> 00:19:21,598
What? He's confident
and mysterious.
523
00:19:21,631 --> 00:19:24,067
Oh, please, like you wouldn't.
524
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,335
- [gunfire]
- [yelps]
525
00:19:25,368 --> 00:19:27,470
Does no one have a weapon?
526
00:19:27,503 --> 00:19:29,305
I've got Cyril's stupid fan.
527
00:19:29,338 --> 00:19:31,174
Hey! I put thought
into that gift.
528
00:19:31,207 --> 00:19:33,042
- Yeah. The thought was bad.
- [screeching]
529
00:19:33,075 --> 00:19:35,077
Does anyone else
hear screeching?
530
00:19:35,845 --> 00:19:38,181
We made a mistake! We
made a terrible mistake!
531
00:19:38,214 --> 00:19:41,117
[screeching]
532
00:19:41,150 --> 00:19:45,255
[Dr. Spencer] I can
feel God! [laughs]
533
00:19:45,288 --> 00:19:48,324
[tense music]
534
00:19:48,357 --> 00:19:50,193
? ?
535
00:19:50,226 --> 00:19:53,062
Ugh. Gross. But lucky!
536
00:19:53,095 --> 00:19:55,031
We need to go before
their brains fully merge.
537
00:19:55,064 --> 00:19:56,765
- [screeching]
- [gunfire]
538
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:00,703
After them! And don't shoot
the massage table, okay?
539
00:20:00,736 --> 00:20:02,572
I have an appointment later.
540
00:20:02,605 --> 00:20:03,266
? ?
541
00:20:08,544 --> 00:20:10,179
[Pam] Hey, buddy!
542
00:20:10,212 --> 00:20:12,147
- [grunts]
- Namast-ay down.
543
00:20:14,283 --> 00:20:15,551
[El Cambiante laughs]
544
00:20:18,187 --> 00:20:19,322
[Archer shouts]
545
00:20:19,355 --> 00:20:20,422
[both scream]
546
00:20:22,058 --> 00:20:23,693
[sneezes] My face!
547
00:20:23,726 --> 00:20:25,728
Oh, my God, her face fell off!
548
00:20:25,761 --> 00:20:27,263
I told you!
549
00:20:27,296 --> 00:20:29,699
Oh, my God, that is grisly.
550
00:20:29,732 --> 00:20:32,068
Someone get her a bag.
And nobody step on...
551
00:20:32,101 --> 00:20:33,736
- [Cyril yelps]
- Oh, never mind.
552
00:20:33,769 --> 00:20:36,706
Oh, the implants are
going up into my thighs!
553
00:20:36,739 --> 00:20:38,241
[gun clicks]
554
00:20:38,274 --> 00:20:39,794
Or I'll just get the
surgery in Brazil.
555
00:20:42,345 --> 00:20:44,380
- [grunts] Archer!
- Little busy.
556
00:20:44,413 --> 00:20:46,449
Which I know seems
antithetical to a steam room,
557
00:20:46,482 --> 00:20:47,750
- but here we are.
- [El Cambiante chuckles]
558
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:49,686
Yes. Here we are.
559
00:20:49,719 --> 00:20:52,121
[grunts, groans]
In the appendix?
560
00:20:52,154 --> 00:20:54,257
That's how Houdini died.
561
00:20:54,290 --> 00:20:56,392
[El Cambiante] I looked
you up, Sterling Archer,
562
00:20:56,425 --> 00:20:59,062
after our encounter
on the zipline.
563
00:20:59,095 --> 00:21:02,065
Poor, broken spy.
564
00:21:02,098 --> 00:21:04,734
An old man in a
young man's game.
565
00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:07,403
Why not do the respectable thing
566
00:21:07,436 --> 00:21:09,004
and die now?
567
00:21:10,606 --> 00:21:12,408
[gasps] Tiny fan!
568
00:21:12,441 --> 00:21:14,143
- [fan whirring]
- [both] Huh?
569
00:21:14,176 --> 00:21:17,513
[dramatic music]
570
00:21:17,546 --> 00:21:18,207
? ?
571
00:21:24,887 --> 00:21:28,490
- [fan whirring]
- [El Cambiante laughing]
572
00:21:29,291 --> 00:21:31,160
You know, I saw it
differently in my head.
573
00:21:37,099 --> 00:21:38,701
No one tell Cyril
his gift was useful.
574
00:21:40,736 --> 00:21:42,038
Mission accomplished.
575
00:21:42,071 --> 00:21:43,640
Why are you holding the fan?
576
00:21:43,673 --> 00:21:46,175
Because I felt like
holding something stupid.
577
00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:47,577
But thank you for the gift.
578
00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:49,445
Three on one? Nice work.
579
00:21:49,478 --> 00:21:52,715
More like all in a day's work
for the world's greatest...
580
00:21:52,748 --> 00:21:55,184
[coughing, hacking]
581
00:21:55,217 --> 00:21:57,053
greatest spy.
582
00:21:57,086 --> 00:21:58,287
That probably would have
been more convincing
583
00:21:58,287 --> 00:21:59,722
if I hadn't coughed up blood.
584
00:21:59,755 --> 00:22:01,591
You know, bud, maybe
this is the mission
585
00:22:01,624 --> 00:22:03,593
where you learn not to
rely so much on luck.
586
00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:06,262
Are you kidding? This was
my luckiest mission yet.
587
00:22:06,295 --> 00:22:08,264
You got shot, like,
a dozen times.
588
00:22:08,297 --> 00:22:10,199
Yeah, in a hospital.
589
00:22:10,232 --> 00:22:12,068
Whew, whoa, hey.
590
00:22:12,101 --> 00:22:13,436
See if they can put
in an extra liver
591
00:22:13,436 --> 00:22:14,596
while they're in there, okay?
592
00:22:16,205 --> 00:22:17,373
Archer out.
593
00:22:20,076 --> 00:22:22,178
Yeah, so should we be worried
594
00:22:22,211 --> 00:22:24,380
about whatever
Dr. Spencer turned into?
595
00:22:25,748 --> 00:22:27,616
- [device beeps]
- [rumbling]
596
00:22:29,285 --> 00:22:30,252
No.
597
00:22:31,754 --> 00:22:32,415
? ?
598
00:22:51,173 --> 00:22:53,542
Made in Georgia.
599
00:22:53,592 --> 00:22:58,142
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