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What's going on with you and Jack?
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Rooster told me
you guys had a thing in prison.
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Well, we just used to talk to each other
through the toilet.
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And turns out,
he was lying to me the whole time.
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I gotta say, I thought you were crazy,
but you were right.
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- Mm.
- It feels good.
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Yeah. Sure does.
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What's your name?
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Rooster. Exotic.
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Don't be puttin' no toenails in there,
tryin' to get a free dog again.
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Nah, it's an engagement ring.
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You need to make a choice.
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Do you want a mother
or whatever this trash calls herself?
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I'm sorry.
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[Wiggles] You made your choice
and you chose Mommy.
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I love you, Wiggles Rosenstein.
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Rooster.
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[Gloria]
That's a Claude van Woodson.
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It's probably worth half a million dollars
if we can get our hands on it.
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What do you say, Jack? Crooked politician
lying to the people while she cashes in?
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Bad enough for ya?
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See these security cameras
inside her house?
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We tap into her Wi-Fi and we get
24-hour surveillance inside her home.
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And the house can air out all weekend
while no one's here. I'm done!
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They're goin' away for the weekend.
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We're gonna be rich!
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[suspenseful music plays]
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When do you think he'll be here?
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Soon, I hope.
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You were right, though.
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A few days ago when you said
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you were worried about someone
screwin' this whole thing up.
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Well, we still have time.
There's no reason to panic.
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Clock is tickin' on this thing, though.
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I mean, figuratively.
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It doesn't tick at all, does it?
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[tape rewinding]
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[clears throat]
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Would you like to be accompanied
when you go to the phone store?
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[mocking] Would you like to be accompanied
when you go to the phone store?
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[chuckles]
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Sure, I'll be down in a sec.
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Whoa. Are you makin' a bomb?
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It's a fizzy water machine.
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I'll make you one, but be warned,
I prefer my carbonation sharp.
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Like the devil dancin' on my tongue.
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Well, maybe later.
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Gloria and I are gonna
walk to the phone store.
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If we're gonna hit
the Congresswoman's house Saturday,
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we're all gonna need
to be able to communicate.
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So it takes two people
to go to the phone store, does it?
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Is this a date?
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No, it's not. I just wanted to see
the inside of a phone store.
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Why? Did she say something to you?
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Told me she saw you naked through
the bullet hole in the twins' bedroom.
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Said you got abs.
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Kinda.
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- Let's hit it. Hmm?
- Oh.
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She also said
your nipples are nicely placed.
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Have fun, lovebirds.
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Here. I put all of our numbers
in your phone.
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If you wanna call Barb,
press "Barb."
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If you wanna call me,
press "Gloria."
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If you wanna call Rooster...
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Wait, wait, let me guess.
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[chuckles] Sorry, I'm just used to having
to spell it all out for Barb and Rooster.
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Yeah, I hear ya.
They're an interesting pair, those two.
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The other day, I had to explain
that there's no cotton in cotton candy.
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- [chuckles]
- Took a good chunk of the afternoon
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and ended with all of us tasting
a little bit of lint from the dryer.
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I just hope they don't screw it up.
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Maybe you and I should be the ones
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to go into the Congresswoman's
and grab the painting.
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They should just sit in the car
and pretend to be lookouts or something.
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That sounds good.
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We also need to pick up some maps
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and find a good parking place
where we can sneak in from the back way.
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We don't need maps.
You have maps on your phone.
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Really? How do you...?
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Uh, you just press "maps," right? Right.
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Ah.
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There is one other thing
I wanted to ask you. [chuckles]
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[newswoman on TV] Coronavirus,
which is said to be caused by a bat,
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is just the latest in a long line
of infectious diseases caused by animals.
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You didn't let me finish.
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Didn't need to.
It's not gonna happen.
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Did you fall?
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Gas bubble.
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It's not that big a deal, Jack.
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[Jack]
Maybe not to you.
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[sighs]
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[newswoman on TV] Additionally,
the West Nile virus, rabies, Lyme disease,
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Rocky Mountain...
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The more news I watch,
the more I'm startin' to see the light.
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Swine Flu, Bird Flu, Mad Cow,
now this bat disease...
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Those kooky ass vegans
might be on to something.
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Maybe we should just eat vegetables
and kill all the animals.
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I mean, eat the ones we have,
of course, but, you know,
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just stop makin'
more chickens and shit.
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You're overreacting, Jack.
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Overreacting? You asked if I could get
my mother to paint a forgery.
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We need one for the job,
and you said your mother could paint.
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I am just exploring our options.
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Here.
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I already have a phone.
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A flip phone.
It takes you 20 minutes to type a text.
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That's only because
the bottom row is broken
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and it takes me a while to figure out
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how to respond
without the letters P through Z.
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We're gonna need P through Z, Barb.
We're gonna need P through Z.
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This is a big job.
It has to be perfect.
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Which is why we need
your mom to make a copy of the painting.
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Why do we need a painting
if we're stealing a painting?
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Because if we can
replace this one with a fake,
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no one will realize the real one is gone.
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That looks like Stretch Armstrong
and his wife doing it underwater.
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I'll paint that shit.
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It's a lot more difficult than you think.
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Which is why
we need someone who can paint.
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I'm not implicating my mother in a crime.
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Why not? My mother's implicated.
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If she does a good job, no one
will even know a crime was committed
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unless they try to sell the painting,
like, 20 years from now.
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Did you hear that? Twenty years.
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How old's your mother?
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Seventy-six, I think.
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Seventy-six. Do I need to say it?
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You don't need to say it.
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You know what
I'm talkin' about, though, right?
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We know what you're talking about.
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'Cause I don't wanna say it,
but in 20 years... probably less.
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Does she smoke?
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Oh, we get it, Barb.
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She's gonna be dead,
that's all I'm sayin'.
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Can't you find someone else?
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There's no time.
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If we miss this window, it'll take us
months before we find another opportunity.
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Did you hear that? Months.
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How old's your father?
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Damn it. Fine.
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How do you take a picture with this thing?
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You just press...
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The camera. I see it.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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All right.
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[exhales deeply]
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Ugh, somebody needs to stand on my back
and put some pressure on this bubble.
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I'm fillin' up like a balloon.
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Rooster, go pop your mother.
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[funk music plays]
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[groans]
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[♪ "Talk About the Good Times"
by Jerry Reed plays]
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I don't know. I thought it might be cool,
but if you don't have time...
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Are you kidding? I'd love to.
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And from the picture you sent,
the painting looks fun.
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What a thoughtful birthday gift
for your girlfriend.
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She loves art and you love to paint,
so it's...
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[Jack]
What's Dad doing back there?
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Hmm. Trying to listen to Marty Shafferman
on the fourth floor.
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Your dad's gone a little buggy
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ever since they stopped letting us
out of our rooms because of the virus.
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I just heard my name
and the word "prance."
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I don't prance! I have plantar fasciitis!
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What does this Marty guy
have against Dad?
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Marty Shafferman died five months ago.
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Your father just needs
to get outside again. We all do.
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And don't worry.
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I'll get that painting to you
lickety-split.
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Oh, hop off, hop off!
I don't think this is workin'.
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One of you might have to yell "boo"
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and scare this bubble out of me
hiccup-style.
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So, how much you think
we'll pocket after we sell this painting?
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My fence usually charges
20% of the value,
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but we haven't figured out
the final details yet.
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Mom's in.
She said she can paint it lickety-split.
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Ah, that's great. I found an art store
in San Diego that can drop off the canvas.
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I'll have FedEx pick it up
after she's done.
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Your mom said "lickety-split"?
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Yeah, it means do something quickly.
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You sure about that?
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'Cause I thought it was slang
for goin' down on a lady.
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You know, 'cause you lick the...
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That is absolutely not what it means.
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Agree to disagree.
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Uh, I need a credit card
for the shipping. Barb?
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I don't have a credit card.
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How do you not have a credit card?
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Because I'm not a sucker
who buys things they can't afford
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just to pay interest
for the rest of my life.
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I have a debit card,
but my account's empty.
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Then we have to put money in it.
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I don't really wanna go to the bank.
Hey, could we use Western Union?
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That's how I send cash to my online lover,
Jean Michel Duklon.
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We don't have time.
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There are a lot of moving pieces
and everyone needs to chip in,
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so get your cash.
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- We're going to the bank.
- [muttering]
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- [funk music plays]
- [train crossing bell rings]
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Wow. Mom nailed it.
Gloria, come look at this.
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[Gloria] Getting out of the shower.
I'll be down in a sec.
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Oh, it looks just like the real thing.
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Until you look at the back.
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Oh, shit.
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Why would she do that?
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I had to tell her something,
so I said it was a birthday gift.
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For someone you love
and wanna give X's and O's to.
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I'm not in love with...
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Gloria's gonna know
that I had to say something.
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I mean, I guess it's complicated
because in prison we kinda...
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Is it gonna be weird?
It's weird, isn't it?
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You're making it weird.
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Relax, I got some white paint
in the garage
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from when I painted my own crosswalk
in front of the post office.
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I'll fix it.
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All right.
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It came? How did it come out?
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Great. Perfect. Almost perfect.
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It's a little dusty, so Barb's giving it
a once-over with the leaf blower.
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- Wait, hold on.
- Oh.
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Uh, while Barb's doing that,
you and I should take this box outside
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and make sure
the painting's gonna fit in the car.
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- Okay.
- [chuckles] Yeah. Oh, God.
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Where's the Pacer?
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Rooster.
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[sighs]
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[phone rings]
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[panting]
Go for Rooster.
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[dramatic music plays]
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[tape rewinding]
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[dance music plays from bus]
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- [driver] Shit!
- [brakes screech]
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[thud]
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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Melvin's in jail and I'm not.
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That's fate telling us
that we need to get married.
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Melvin's in jail because you set him up.
He told me.
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That's not true.
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We just needed him
to think that because...
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Well, I can't tell you what the truth is,
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but the truth is not the truth
that you think the truth is.
242
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,901
And that's the truth.
243
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,361
Are you saying the word "truth" a lot?
244
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:19,865
'Cause if you're not,
I think I have to go to the urgent care.
245
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:22,617
Nah, I-I said truth a lot.
246
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:24,286
It's starting to confuse me a little too.
247
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:26,455
Baby, please.
248
00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:27,831
I love you.
249
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:30,083
All right, if you knew
what I was doing next week,
250
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,501
I know that you would take me back.
251
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:32,961
What are you doing?
252
00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:36,506
They said I can't tell you.
253
00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,425
That's the problem.
254
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:41,178
You need to be the Rooster
who cock-a-doodle-does
255
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:44,055
when everyone tells you
cock-a-doodle-don't.
256
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:48,310
If you didn't listen to your mother,
we would still be together.
257
00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:49,644
[horn honks]
258
00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:53,398
I gotta go.
Just leave me alone, okay?
259
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:57,444
I need to be with a man
who isn't afraid to think for himself.
260
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,534
Just leave me alone, okay?
I need to be with a man...
261
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,453
Wait, did I already say that?
262
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,122
I can't tell what I'm thinking
and what I'm saying.
263
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,832
Yeah, you already said it.
264
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:13,001
Did I say that my titties itch?
265
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,002
No.
266
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,010
- Oh.
- You didn't let me finish.
267
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:24,638
Didn't need to.
It's not happening.
268
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,974
- [Gloria] Oh, did you fall?
- [Barb] Gas bubble.
269
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:31,269
- [Gloria] It's not that big a deal, Jack.
- [Jack] Maybe not to you.
270
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:37,859
Hey, do you know anything about girls?
271
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,319
Only teenage girls.
272
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,570
That sounded creepy.
273
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:43,323
I just mean the last time I had
a real girlfriend, I was in high school.
274
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,117
You know? [gags]
275
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:47,911
God, that's like needles.
276
00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:52,374
Hey, don't tell my mom, but I
asked Wiggles to marry me and she said no.
277
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:55,710
Are you sure I can't tell Wiggles
about the Congresswoman job?
278
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,170
Because if she knew I was gonna be rich...
279
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,130
- Rooster...
- [sighs]
280
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:00,882
Fine, I won't say anything.
281
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,594
Hey, do you think she'd like it
if I sang her a song?
282
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:05,554
Do you sing?
283
00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:08,014
Just in the shower and I'm terrible.
284
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,391
Well, I would
definitely not sing her a song.
285
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:10,308
How about a poem?
286
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:13,186
A poem's not the way to go.
I don't know how to rhyme, bro.
287
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,980
- Uh...
- [Gloria] You're overreacting, Jack.
288
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:16,189
Overreacting?
289
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:19,234
You asked if I could get
my mother to paint a forgery.
290
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:26,741
Hey, Rooster. Do you know how...?
291
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,201
Oh, you going somewhere?
292
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,203
The Itsy Bitsy.
293
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,205
Since you won't let me tell
Wiggles I'm gonna be rich,
294
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:35,625
I've been doin' some Googlin',
this site called wikiHow.
295
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:39,170
I think it's, like, doctors
and scientists and shit.
296
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:42,382
They said that the best way
to get Wiggles back
297
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,051
is to look handsome
and to act like I don't like her.
298
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,053
Looking handsome is easy,
299
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:50,307
but it's not in my nature
to be mean to the woman I love.
300
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,728
Oh, hey, wait. Do you know how
to find a flower shop on this thing?
301
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,814
Never had a cell phone before.
It's cool, but I'm a little lost.
302
00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,774
Thank you.
303
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,401
My mom started the painting today
304
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,446
and I wanna get her
a little something to thank her.
305
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:09,784
It keeps asking if I'll accept cookies,
but she's diabetic, so no can do.
306
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,454
- [woman moaning on phone]
- Good Christ!
307
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:13,997
That's what a phone is for.
308
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:16,041
You can find a flower shop
in the Yellow Pages.
309
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:19,544
This is different
than what I've seen before.
310
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:22,464
Yeah, pornography's come a long way
in the last 26 years.
311
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:27,636
Do they have movies with just two people
the same age and not step-relatives?
312
00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:28,553
- [moaning continues]
- Oh!
313
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,390
Maybe you've been locked up too long
to dive back into the deep end.
314
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:36,019
Grab some cash and come with me.
We'll dip your toes in.
315
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:45,028
I I thought they had to close
this place down because of Covid.
316
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:48,198
The owner uses that party bus at night
to fly under the radar
317
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:50,158
of the county's health
and safety inspector,
318
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:54,162
and recently figured out a way
to keep everyone inside the club safe.
319
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,623
[dance music plays]
320
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:02,671
Huh. Hamster ball. Smart.
321
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:03,588
Right?
322
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:07,759
Almost all great inventions were created
to help men look at half-naked women:
323
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:10,970
movie cameras, magazines, windows...
324
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,806
[loud pop]
325
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:20,021
Leon, I need a new ball.
Some dude had car keys in his pocket.
326
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,442
What are you doing here?
I told you to stay away for me.
327
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:25,902
I think.
328
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,529
Well, I'm not here for you, boo.
329
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:28,988
I'm just here to spend
a little quality time
330
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,700
with some ladies I haven't
already seen naked a thousand times.
331
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:36,454
Hey, yo, what up, Jasmine!
Meet me in the VIP closet!
332
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,375
[sighs] I hate this.
333
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,719
You lookin' to spend
some of that cash, dumplin'?
334
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,353
Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey!
335
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,105
You're not goin' back
to the bikini bar again, are you?
336
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,149
We need the Pacer
for that job later tonight.
337
00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:06,067
- [engine starts]
- Yeah, I know, I'll be back.
338
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:07,819
Wiggles is playin' hard to get.
339
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,571
Yesterday, she rolled
the new girl over to me.
340
00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:11,656
I'm gonna take one more run
at tryin' to make her jealous,
341
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:14,576
but if it doesn't work, I might
have to do what you told me not to.
342
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:18,371
Wait, Rooster! Hey, don't tell Wiggles
about the Congresswoman!
343
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,165
Ladies.
344
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:22,917
- Hi there.
- Dogs.
345
00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:39,934
We're closed.
346
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:42,061
Why?
347
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:46,232
We ran out of the big plastic balls,
so we can't dance until we get more.
348
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:50,069
Okay, well, guess I gotta
go chase down that party bus
349
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,822
so I can look at another woman
dance slowly in beachwear.
350
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:57,660
I know you're trying to make me jealous,
Rooster. I'm not stupid.
351
00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,121
All the girls tell me you look at
a picture of me on your phone
352
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,414
when they dance for you.
353
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:04,042
You really think this would work?
354
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,798
Scientists on the internet said it would.
355
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:14,344
Of course. Always letting
other people tell you what to do.
356
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:20,308
All right, fine.
You want me to think for myself?
357
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:21,559
Well, I wanted to do
something all week
358
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:25,104
that I haven't done
because somebody told me not to.
359
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,065
Screw it.
360
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:29,734
Here it goes...
361
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:36,241
♪ I don't quite know ♪
362
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,703
♪ How to say ♪
363
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:45,250
♪ How I feel ♪
364
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,377
You can sing?
365
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:49,170
Can I?
366
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,463
It sounds awful in my head.
367
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,049
If I knew how to rhyme,
I'd do a poem instead.
368
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:55,552
No, no, don't stop. It's beautiful.
369
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:01,349
♪ Those three words ♪
370
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:06,062
♪ I said too much ♪
371
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:10,400
♪ They're not enough ♪
372
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:14,362
♪ If I lay here ♪
373
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:19,993
♪ If I just lay here ♪
374
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:27,667
♪ Would you lie with me
and just forget the world? ♪
375
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:32,171
Yes. [chuckles] Yes.
I'll lay with you forever.
376
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:37,260
[♪ "Chasing Cars"
by Snow Patrol plays]
377
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,554
[phone rings]
378
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:41,681
[panting]
Go for Rooster.
379
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,559
[tires screech]
380
00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:45,602
[engine shuts off]
381
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,478
[panting]
382
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:49,230
I'm here!
383
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:53,067
Sorry.
My evening took a bit of a turn.
384
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:55,486
Gotta take a quick rinse.
385
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:58,156
Got a little, uh, romance on me.
386
00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:03,661
[sniffs]
387
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,372
Oh, damn.
That actually looks pretty good.
388
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:07,498
I know, right?
389
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,083
- It's perfect.
- [chuckles]
390
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,044
Front and back.
391
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,797
"Happy birthday, Gloria.
Love, Jack."
392
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:19,677
Shit. It's gonna need a second coat.
Screwed the pooch on that one. My bad.
393
00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,890
I had to tell my mother something,
so I told her it was your birthday.
394
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,059
- I don't know why she would...
- It's fine.
395
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,977
[sighs]
396
00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,314
- Seriously, I don't know why she...
- I said, it's fine.
397
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,608
I don't care what your mother
put on the painting, okay?
398
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:37,070
I just... [sighs]
I just get nervous before a job.
399
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,658
[funk music plays]
400
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:44,243
[tape rewinding]
401
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:49,207
Would you like to be accompanied
when you go to the phone store?
402
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:51,668
[mocking] Would you like to be accompanied
when you go to the phone store?
403
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:52,585
[chuckles]
404
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,545
Sure, I'll be down in a sec.
405
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,174
[video call rings]
406
00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:01,886
Sorry, hands are wet.
I had to answer with my nose.
407
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:04,305
This is a surprise.
I thought you were in prison.
408
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:06,683
Got out early.
I need to sell a painting.
409
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:09,185
Well, uh, this isn't
a great time for me to talk.
410
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:13,773
Okay, but I need a counterfeiter,
so do you know anyone that could...?
411
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,608
[beeping]
412
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,152
They're an interesting pair, those two.
413
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:21,447
The other day, I had to explain
that there's no cotton in cotton candy.
414
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,074
Better chunk of the afternoon
415
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:25,868
and ended with all of us tasting
a little bit of lint from the dryer.
416
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:26,786
[laughs]
417
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:29,914
There are a lot of moving pieces
and everyone needs to chip in,
418
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:30,999
so get your cash.
419
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:34,293
- We're going to the bank.
- [muttering]
420
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:41,926
[chimes]
421
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:44,012
[indistinct chatter]
422
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:52,353
Barb! Hello there.
Looking lovely as always.
423
00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:54,147
Hello, Stan.
424
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,441
This is why I don't go to the bank.
425
00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:58,401
Think of Jean Michel.
426
00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:02,196
[phone rings]
427
00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:04,741
Oh. Okay.
428
00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:06,200
[phone rings]
429
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,244
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
430
00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:10,747
[phone rings]
431
00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:13,791
Hey, man, sorry to keep bothering you,
but I need...
432
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:15,835
You need to stop calling me.
433
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,379
Hey, do you have any apples
that aren't so squishy?
434
00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:19,714
Wait, why can't I call you?
435
00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:21,841
How did you get out of prison so early?
436
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,051
Covid. Why?
437
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:24,927
Well, in my experience,
if someone gets out of prison early,
438
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,179
they made a deal with the cops.
439
00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:27,597
Not that I'd have anything
to worry about,
440
00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:28,890
'cause I run an honest business.
441
00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:30,808
You know I'd never work with the cops.
442
00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:34,479
James, James, you are the only guy I know
that can move this kind of painting
443
00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:38,483
and I am in the middle of a job with
a crew that I am barely keeping together.
444
00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:40,860
Two idiots and one guy
who's gonna think I'm an idiot
445
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,279
if I don't have
everything lined up. Please.
446
00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:46,157
It was lovely catching up.
What does the word "less" mean to you?
447
00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:47,200
[beeping]
448
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,534
[sighs] Damn it!
449
00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:49,952
Debit card's loaded up.
450
00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:52,955
Stan was so boring to talk to,
even the gas bubble needed to escape.
451
00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:54,749
Let's go.
452
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,294
Sorry about the ticket.
453
00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:01,547
I don't care.
Car's registered to my grandmother.
454
00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:04,425
If the county wants 27 bucks,
they can go dig her up.
455
00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:09,764
Gloria, come take a look at this.
456
00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:12,683
I'm getting out of the shower.
Be down in a sec.
457
00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:14,477
[hair dryer whirring]
458
00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:16,979
James, I know
you are getting these messages.
459
00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:19,148
You've gotta believe me, I'm not a rat.
460
00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:20,358
We're doing this job tonight
461
00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:23,194
and I really don't wanna tell
these people that I can't come through.
462
00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:24,946
I need you for this.
463
00:23:24,946 --> 00:23:29,242
Look, I'll even go 50-50 this time.
Just call me. Please.
464
00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:36,457
Why do you keep lookin' at your phone?
465
00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:38,793
'Cause it's 2020, Jack.
That's where people look.
466
00:23:38,793 --> 00:23:40,795
[siren wails]
467
00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:41,963
Oh, shit. What's this now?
468
00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:46,092
That house right there.
469
00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,718
Oh, this isn't good. [grunts]
470
00:23:49,387 --> 00:23:50,680
Where's Barb?
471
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:51,764
- Who?
- Who?
472
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:52,807
The bitch who lives here.
473
00:23:52,807 --> 00:23:54,350
Okay, let's settle down.
474
00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:55,977
Would you mind working with me on this?
475
00:23:55,977 --> 00:23:57,854
I'm trying to keep
the temperature to simmer.
476
00:23:57,854 --> 00:24:02,024
Yeah. Sorry. She... She called her Barb
and we call her Barbara,
477
00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:02,984
so I... I wasn't...
478
00:24:02,984 --> 00:24:05,570
Second coat should do it.
I got some snacks for the...
479
00:24:05,570 --> 00:24:07,530
There she is.
480
00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:11,659
[funk music plays]
481
00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:14,287
[tape rewinds]
482
00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:19,208
[vehicle engine starts]
483
00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:32,972
It's SodaStream time! Just got an email.
It's been delivered.
484
00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:46,569
Barb.
485
00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:07,506
Really dig those
ham-hock toes in there, Rooster.
486
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:12,220
We need to force this bubble to pick
a direction and head towards a hole.
487
00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:13,679
Think of Jean Michel.
488
00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:17,975
[phone rings]
489
00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:19,977
Haven't seen you in here for a while.
490
00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:22,521
Yeah, well, there's
a virus killin' people, Stan,
491
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:25,691
so I'm tryin' to avoid
unnecessary errands.
492
00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:27,485
Just makin' a quick deposit.
493
00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:29,403
Take your break, Mike.
I got this one.
494
00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:32,240
Barb's a VVIP
and VVIP's get the manager.
495
00:25:43,334 --> 00:25:45,086
[sighs]
496
00:25:45,086 --> 00:25:46,796
How you doin'?
497
00:25:46,796 --> 00:25:48,839
Don't you have a machine for that?
498
00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:50,883
I don't trust it.
499
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:53,552
Have you tried
the acai bowl place on Maple?
500
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:54,470
[stomach gurgling]
501
00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:57,556
They expanded their outdoor dining
out into the parking lot.
502
00:25:58,808 --> 00:26:02,311
If you wanna go sometime,
I could grab one of Mom's placards,
503
00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:03,854
get us a handicap spot.
504
00:26:03,854 --> 00:26:05,648
[stomach gurgling]
505
00:26:08,317 --> 00:26:09,777
[stomach gurgling]
506
00:26:09,777 --> 00:26:11,737
So?
507
00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:17,827
[belches]
508
00:26:17,827 --> 00:26:19,453
Bubbles.
509
00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:22,290
Porch pirate!
You stole my SodaStream!
510
00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:24,250
I'm sorry, your soda what?
511
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,876
SodaStream!
512
00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:27,920
Ma'am, would you mind
if we search the house?
513
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:31,841
Oh, wait, are you talking about one of
those machines that makes the fizzy water?
514
00:26:31,841 --> 00:26:34,135
Yes! A SodaStream!
515
00:26:34,135 --> 00:26:36,554
Okay, that's my bad.
It was on our porch.
516
00:26:36,554 --> 00:26:38,931
I just assumed.
I didn't read the label.
517
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:40,683
They must have delivered it
to the wrong house.
518
00:26:40,683 --> 00:26:43,978
I think somebody owes me an apology.
519
00:26:44,854 --> 00:26:46,856
Officer, could you hand me my shoe?
520
00:26:49,817 --> 00:26:51,277
Eat shit, Barb.
521
00:26:53,404 --> 00:26:55,614
I wanna press charges for that.
522
00:26:59,577 --> 00:27:00,911
[chuckles]
523
00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:02,538
Well, that worked out.
524
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:05,666
I pissed off Sylvia
and I'm halfway to a new pair of shoes.
525
00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:07,585
[phone rings]
526
00:27:09,003 --> 00:27:09,837
[chimes]
527
00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:11,339
Oh, thank God.
528
00:27:11,339 --> 00:27:12,965
Okay, so I've done some research.
529
00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,759
The Covid thing seems to check out
530
00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:17,762
and you wet my whistle
with the 50-50 proposal, so...
531
00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:19,513
Hey, thanks for work with me on this.
532
00:27:19,513 --> 00:27:21,349
I run a legitimate business!
533
00:27:21,349 --> 00:27:22,433
[beeping]
534
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:28,064
You guys probably thought I would be
the one to screw this whole thing up.
535
00:27:28,064 --> 00:27:30,900
But see, everything's fine.
536
00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:38,240
Excuse me.
Whose car is this?
537
00:27:39,450 --> 00:27:40,451
[inhales]
538
00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:47,833
We're gonna have to find another vehicle
539
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:49,752
or we're gonna miss the window
to steal this painting.
540
00:27:49,752 --> 00:27:52,254
[sighs] Maybe we should wait then.
541
00:27:52,254 --> 00:27:54,173
Wait? We're not waiting.
542
00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:56,967
I already told Jean Michel
that I had a big surprise for him
543
00:27:56,967 --> 00:27:59,053
and if it's not that I'm stinkin' rich,
544
00:27:59,053 --> 00:28:02,348
I'm gonna have to dye my pubes purple
or something.
545
00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:04,517
Well, I'm just saying,
since we're not prepared,
546
00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:06,560
because Barb
hasn't paid her parking tickets,
547
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,479
then we should just delay it.
548
00:28:08,479 --> 00:28:11,065
Screw that!
We're gettin' rich tonight!
549
00:28:11,065 --> 00:28:13,442
Can't we steal a car
like we did when we robbed Melvin?
550
00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:15,986
Not knowing what we know now
about this virus.
551
00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:17,196
I mean, if the windows were up,
552
00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:20,074
there could be a whole
Covid cloud sealed up in there.
553
00:28:20,074 --> 00:28:22,118
The most important thing
is our health and safety.
554
00:28:22,118 --> 00:28:24,745
Health and safety.
555
00:28:24,745 --> 00:28:26,872
I think I know where we can get a vehicle.
556
00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:28,958
[dance music plays from bus]
557
00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:41,095
Ah, what the hell?
558
00:28:45,975 --> 00:28:47,518
Uh-uh, no hop-ons, man.
559
00:28:47,518 --> 00:28:49,186
I am not a customer.
560
00:28:49,186 --> 00:28:51,313
I am from the County Health
and Safety Office
561
00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:56,152
and I am afraid I'm gonna have to
confiscate this illegal mobile bikini bus.
562
00:28:56,152 --> 00:28:57,486
Oh, shit.
563
00:28:57,486 --> 00:28:59,572
[dance music plays from bus]
564
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,787
[music stops]
565
00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:09,707
Barb, stop that. We're here.
566
00:29:09,707 --> 00:29:12,293
It's gonna take me and Gloria
a few minutes to walk through the woods,
567
00:29:12,293 --> 00:29:14,503
another ten minutes or so
to break in and make the switch.
568
00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:18,424
Oh, Rooster,
take a picture of me on this pole.
569
00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:21,051
I wanna send it to Jean Michel Duklon.
570
00:29:21,051 --> 00:29:24,180
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Back up.
571
00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:27,933
Jean Michel's never seen a picture of me
from closer than 20 feet away.
572
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:29,852
Put a friendly distance
between me and the lens.
573
00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:33,606
All right, now, uh,
keep your eyes on the road.
574
00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:35,399
If anyone stops or the cops drive by,
text me and we'll...
575
00:29:35,399 --> 00:29:36,317
[phone rings]
576
00:29:36,317 --> 00:29:38,486
Oh, shit, I gotta take this.
577
00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:40,738
[chimes]
578
00:29:40,738 --> 00:29:41,655
Hey, Mom.
579
00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:43,574
Did your girlfriend like the painting?
580
00:29:43,574 --> 00:29:47,077
Loved it. Sorry I didn't call.
It's been a busy day.
581
00:29:47,077 --> 00:29:49,371
Hurry up or we'll miss our turn.
Hi, Jack.
582
00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:50,372
Hi, Dad.
583
00:29:50,372 --> 00:29:52,541
Your dad's anxious to go downstairs.
584
00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:55,085
We're allowed to go outside
and visit our friends again.
585
00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:57,796
Oh, you're kidding.
That's fantastic.
586
00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:00,174
[slow guitar music plays]
587
00:30:00,174 --> 00:30:02,468
[tape rewinding]
588
00:30:02,468 --> 00:30:03,969
What is Dad doin'?
589
00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:05,346
Your dad's gone a little buggy
590
00:30:05,346 --> 00:30:08,724
ever since they stopped letting us
out of our rooms because of the virus.
591
00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:12,186
Your father just needs
to get outside again. We all do.
592
00:30:12,186 --> 00:30:15,523
Mom started the painting today. I'm gonna
send her a little something to thank her.
593
00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:19,944
You lookin' to spend
some of that cash, dumplin'?
594
00:30:19,944 --> 00:30:21,070
What?
595
00:30:21,070 --> 00:30:26,283
Actually, I'm lookin' to spend all of it.
How much to get you out of that thing?
596
00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:27,701
[chuckles]
597
00:30:27,701 --> 00:30:31,914
They don't know who sent them,
but wait until you see this.
598
00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:37,086
Oh, someone sent a bunch
of giant balls to the retirement home.
599
00:30:37,086 --> 00:30:38,921
Isn't it wonderful?
600
00:30:38,921 --> 00:30:41,257
Your father and I
already took a turn this morning.
601
00:30:41,257 --> 00:30:43,384
And the balls are so festive.
602
00:30:43,384 --> 00:30:46,720
Some of them have glitter
and they all smell like vanilla.
603
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,013
Fancy.
604
00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:49,974
Marty Shafferman is dead.
605
00:30:49,974 --> 00:30:51,559
My condolences.
606
00:30:51,559 --> 00:30:52,935
He was a nice guy.
607
00:30:52,935 --> 00:30:55,187
Had a lot of great pictures of Flagstaff.
608
00:30:58,232 --> 00:30:59,775
See? All better.
609
00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:03,737
I'm just gonna pop the iTablet
up on the windowsill so you can watch us.
610
00:31:03,737 --> 00:31:06,615
Just hang up when you get bored.
Love you.
611
00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:08,117
Love you too.
612
00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:14,039
[chuckles]
613
00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,751
We should go.
614
00:31:17,751 --> 00:31:18,836
Okay.
615
00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:29,471
When you were in prison,
did you know any fences?
616
00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:31,890
Yeah, four big ones
that surrounded the place.
617
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,767
[chuckles] I'm serious.
618
00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:35,519
Oh. I don't know.
619
00:31:35,519 --> 00:31:38,522
I had a cellmate
who was in for selling stolen jewelry.
620
00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:40,316
I'm sure he knew people who'd buy it.
621
00:31:40,316 --> 00:31:42,359
You, uh, remember that guy's name?
622
00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:43,944
What's goin' on?
623
00:31:43,944 --> 00:31:47,406
My fence thinks I'm working with the cops
because I got out early.
624
00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:48,782
We don't have a fence?
625
00:31:48,782 --> 00:31:51,660
I know. I know. I screwed up.
I screwed up.
626
00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:52,786
- All right.
- Okay?
627
00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:54,622
Goddamn Barb and her fizzy water.
628
00:31:54,622 --> 00:31:55,956
I was so close too.
629
00:31:55,956 --> 00:31:57,207
See, this is why I work alone.
630
00:31:57,207 --> 00:31:59,501
'Cause when I'm in control of everything,
you know, this doesn't happen.
631
00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:00,628
- This never happened.
- Okay.
632
00:32:00,628 --> 00:32:02,004
- It doesn't happen.
- Okay, calm down.
633
00:32:02,004 --> 00:32:03,297
Try those breathing techniques
634
00:32:03,297 --> 00:32:04,840
you said you were practicing
before your parole hearing.
635
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,134
No, no, no, you don't get to bring up shit
that we talked about in prison.
636
00:32:07,134 --> 00:32:08,052
You are not allowed.
637
00:32:08,052 --> 00:32:10,054
Yeah, yeah, I lied about who I was.
638
00:32:10,054 --> 00:32:11,805
Well, I think we might be even now.
639
00:32:11,805 --> 00:32:14,558
We are not even.
This is nothing compared to that.
640
00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:15,476
You played with my heart.
641
00:32:15,476 --> 00:32:18,145
And you're playing with my life.
You said you had a plan.
642
00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:20,189
We should call it off.
We should just call it off.
643
00:32:20,189 --> 00:32:21,940
Call it off? No, no, no, no, no.
644
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:24,360
You said yourself, you need this money
to get me my new identity.
645
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,904
Do you know anybody with half
a million dollars that likes stolen art?
646
00:32:26,904 --> 00:32:27,821
Because I don't.
647
00:32:27,821 --> 00:32:29,823
So, we'll figure that out.
648
00:32:29,823 --> 00:32:32,368
Maybe my guy in prison has a lead.
649
00:32:32,368 --> 00:32:33,702
Or together you and I
could think of a way
650
00:32:33,702 --> 00:32:35,663
to convince your guy
that you're not a rat.
651
00:32:35,663 --> 00:32:38,040
Somehow, we'll fix this.
I promise.
652
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:41,168
There hasn't been anything you and I
haven't been able to figure out yet.
653
00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:42,169
We'll get through this.
654
00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:44,838
Okay.
655
00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:47,007
Come on, let's go.
656
00:32:47,007 --> 00:32:49,134
Next time there's a problem,
just tell me.
657
00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:52,137
I know you're used to working alone,
but we're supposed to be a team.
658
00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:53,305
Yeah, I know.
659
00:32:57,142 --> 00:32:59,353
[suspenseful music plays]
660
00:32:59,353 --> 00:33:00,312
What the hell?
661
00:33:05,067 --> 00:33:06,902
Somebody beat us to it.
662
00:33:10,114 --> 00:33:12,116
[instrumental music plays]
663
00:35:04,937 --> 00:35:06,814
Blackmail is my specialty,
664
00:35:06,814 --> 00:35:11,068
along with casseroles,
winemaking, and prostate play.
665
00:35:11,985 --> 00:35:14,571
Someone told me
exactly how to rob this house.
666
00:35:15,906 --> 00:35:18,242
You raised a dickhead, Barb.
You really did.
667
00:35:19,493 --> 00:35:20,494
- Oh!
- Oh!
668
00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:23,705
[tense music plays]
669
00:35:51,024 --> 00:35:53,026
I think we're all a little tired
and stressed out.
670
00:35:53,026 --> 00:35:56,321
I, for one, would like a warm milk.
Anyone else like one?
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