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Governor's lettin' out a bunch
of non-violent inmates
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because of the Coronavirus,
and you dumbasses are two of them.
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- I thought you weren't a criminal.
- I'm not.
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But you don't spend 26 years in prison
without learning a few things.
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[Gloria]
That's a Claude van Woodson.
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It's probably worth half a million dollars
if we can get our hands on it.
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Half a...
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- I found your parents.
- Seriously? They're alive?
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[beeps]
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- Hello?
- Mom?
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- Dad?
- Jack?
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It's me!
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Rooster, what's up, buddy?
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Look who's ridin' shotgun who I been
havin' frequent sex with.
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It's Wiggles, your old girlfriend,
in case you ain't see.
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And I been havin' frequent sex with her,
in case you ain't hear.
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Why do you have a picture
of Rooster's pecker?
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I'm sorry. Whose pecker is that?!
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[Rooster] Hi... Hi...
Excuse me... Um... Hello...
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Hello...
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[Wiggles] See you tomorrow, Bob.
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Thanks for helping me get my necklace
out of that guy's beard.
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Hello. Excuse me. Hi. Uh...
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I was... I was wondering if, uh...
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maybe, um...
I just wanted to give this to you.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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We can't accept gifts from customers
once we're off the clock.
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It's a real bummer.
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I had to turn down a baby turtle once.
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Oh, I'm not a customer.
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My mom wouldn't even let me go in there.
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See, I saw you at Pizza Hut last summer.
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You... You ordered a pepperoni
and pineapple with extra napkins.
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I went into the bathroom
to practice saying hello.
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I came out, and you were gone.
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I even got a job there,
hoping that you'd come back,
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but you never did.
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Yeah, I think their root beer
gave me diarrhea,
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so I go to Little Caesars now.
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You got a job at Pizza Hut for me?
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Oh, it was just for,
like, a couple months.
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I thought I'd never see you again,
but then... I drove by you on the sign.
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What's your name?
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Rooster.
Like the king of the chickens.
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Exotic.
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[chuckles]
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- [rock music plays]
- [groans]
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[chuckles]
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[♪ "Kickstart my Heart"
by Mötley Crüe plays]
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Screw this.
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Ugh! Ooh!
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Oh...
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[engine revs]
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It's the craziest thing.
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When I got locked up, they had,
what, three types of Gatorade?
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I went to the grocery store this morning,
and there was this wall.
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Like, a hundred varieties.
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Blue Cherry, Green Apple,
something called Frost.
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I didn't...
I didn't know where to start.
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I'm sorry, what did you ask me?
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The name of the town you're in.
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Oh, that's right. Kimberton.
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We've learned a lot about marijuana
since you got arrested.
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Turns out, it's great!
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Have you tried the gummies?
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No, I haven't had
the opportunity to indulge.
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[Herb]
Oh, you're gonna love it.
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You bite the head off a gummy bear,
Wolf Blitzer becomes hysterical!
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[Lorraine]
We can't wait to see you.
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I suppose you can't come to San Diego
until it's safe to visit.
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When you do,
don't make a big show of it.
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Our neighbor's nephew, he stands out front
and plays the violin for them.
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Same song over and over.
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Last Tuesday,
I threw my soup at him.
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Oh, God. I'm just glad
you have a free place to stay.
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Actually, I might be able
to move to my own place soon.
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My roommates might be upset if they knew,
but I have a job interview today.
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You're kidding. For what?
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[Jack]
Oh, you're gonna love this.
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In prison,
I got a teaching degree online,
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and there's an opening
at the local high school.
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[violin plays]
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Son of a bitch.
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[sighs]
So, what are you gonna wear?
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Do you have a suit?
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No, just Dad's tux
that I went to court in,
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but the prison moths
did a number on it.
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Do you think I need one?
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Of course you need one.
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You need to dress
like the man you wanna be.
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- [violin stops]
- [man] Hey!
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[♪ "Talk About the Good Times"
by Jerry Reed plays]
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[rock music plays]
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[soft music plays]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Don't be puttin' no toe nails in there,
tryin' to get a free dog again.
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Nah, it's an engagement ring.
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Oh, shit!
Look at Casanova up in here!
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Good luck! [chuckles]
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What'd you say you wanted again?
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Half Mello Yello, half orange,
and half root beer.
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I tried that a few times,
but it kept spilling.
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[crunching]
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[gulps]
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Dogs are a little chucky today.
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- [car door slams]
- [Barb] Rooster!
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[sighs] Ah, shit.
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What did I tell you
about hanging out with this trash?
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Mom, you're embarrassing me.
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Oh, and my son dating a stripper
isn't embarrassing?
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Stripper?
I dance in a bikini, Mrs. Martinez.
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It's a completely different union.
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And you should work there too.
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You're still sexy and beautiful,
even if you don't always feel like it.
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Why is she complimenting me
when I'm being mean to her?
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She's nice.
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It's creepy.
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You need to make a choice.
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Do you want a mother
or whatever this trash calls herself?
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And keep in mind, if you choose her,
you're gonna be doing your own laundry
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and making your own pizza bagels
for the rest of your life.
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[tense music plays]
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I'm sorry.
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She's my mom.
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[dramatic music plays]
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[horn honks]
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Relax, asshole!
I'm trying to have a memory here!
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[dramatic music plays]
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[George]
Why politics?
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{\an8}Honestly, I got into politics
because I was bored.
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[laughs]
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{\an8}People think being rich is easy,
but when you don't have to work,
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{\an8}figuring out a way
to fill up your day is a full-time job.
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Hey, Barb.
You got an old suit I can borrow?
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What do you need a suit for?
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Oh, my... my parents told me
I got an uncle that lives nearby.
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They asked me to go visit him,
but I wanted to look nice.
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Sorry. My father only had one suit
and we buried him in it.
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- [Jack] Oh.
- I have a shovel in the garage.
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Yeah, I told my uncle
I'd see him today at 2:30,
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so I'm not sure
I got time to dig up a body.
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Try Goodwill. And while you're out,
pick up some baby powder, would you?
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Mine's disappeared
and I like to sprinkle it on the floor
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to follow the mouse footprints
to their hideout.
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Wait, you have mice?
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Uh, yeah... it's a house.
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Thanks.
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Oh, hold on.
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I think I found something
to help us rob the Congresswoman.
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Ugh.
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All right, well...
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[George] The third wife
of food additive tycoon Horace Tackleberry
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{\an8}is, in fact, quite wealthy,
thanks to her husband's father,
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{\an8}who invented Red Dye Number 39.
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{\an8}We get a penny every time
someone bites into a Twizzler
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{\an8}or slurps down
a spoonful of cherry Jell-o.
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{\an8}And those pennies add up.
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Americans love their red foods.
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[chuckles]
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[George] Tackleberry insisted on
giving us a tour of her palatial estate,
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{\an8}pointing out some
of her favorite possessions:
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{\an8}salt and pepper shakers
from Saddam Hussein's winter home,
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{\an8}an expansive art collection,
including many pieces
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{\an8}she didn't seem to realize
were hung upside down,
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{\an8}stained-glass windows purchased
in the Notre Dame Fire fire sale,
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{\an8}and her favorite toy,
an automatic dog treat feeder
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{\an8}she can control with her phone
to check in on...
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{\an8}- [dog barks]
- Ow!
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{\an8}...and feed her beloved Doberman
named Birthday Girl.
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But one thing Tackleberry
doesn't want to boast about
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{\an8}are reports of her dumping
millions in personal stocks
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{\an8}while assuring the public that the virus
was nothing to be concerned with.
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{\an8}The, uh, administration is confident
that the virus won't reach America,
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{\an8}so there is no need to panic.
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{\an8}That said, if you do wanna start washing
your hands, no one's gonna stop you.
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{\an8}Were you dumping stocks
right at that moment?
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{\an8}I only agreed to do this interview
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{\an8}because you promised
you wouldn't ask that question.
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How is any of this boring shit
gonna help us figure out
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how to break into this woman's house
and steal that painting?
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Check it out.
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See these security cameras
inside her house?
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They're everywhere.
And they're wireless.
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We tap into her Wi-Fi and we get
24-hour surveillance inside her home.
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Hmm.
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We need her password.
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That is not my area of expertise,
but I do know someone that can help.
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[scoffs]
You typed the "N" backwards, genius.
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It's Russian.
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Well, it's still backwards.
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[electronic music plays]
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Hey.
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Oh, what do you want?
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I just wanna talk, you know?
I miss you.
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Well, it's too bad. You made
your choice and you chose Mommy.
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I'm with Melvin now,
who, by the way,
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found a picture of your wiener
in his house
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and he thinks you're up to something.
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Yeah, well, it's not my wiener.
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That's weird 'cause it looks like yours.
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Maybe it's someone
who's part of a dopple gang?
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My dad told me
about the dopple gangs
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when I saw someone
who looked exactly like him
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trying on women's shoes
at the flea market.
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One dog per person today.
I'm low on supplies.
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Partner up on napkins too.
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Pick a side and stick with it
so you're not trading germs.
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Wait, we don't gotta pay for these?
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No. Almost everyone in the building
lost their jobs because of COVID,
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so Wanda's feeding people until they catch
that bat that's making everyone sick.
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Oh.
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Look, I messed up, okay?
Just give me a second chance.
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I wish we could go back to that day
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where I put that engagement ring
in your hot dog.
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You put an engagement ring
in my hot dog?
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Yeah, that day at Wanda's when...
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Oh, my God,
that's where it came from!
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I heard a clink in the toilet,
looked down and saw something sparkle.
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Oysters make pearls, and I thought
that maybe I made a ring
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No, I bought you that ring
'cause I wanted to propose.
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I still do.
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Look, just give me back the ring
and I can put it in that hot dog
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and we can start all over.
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I love you, Wiggles Rosenstein.
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Rooster, I... [sighs]
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You know, you can't just...
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I don't even have that ring anymore.
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What?
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Well, nobody's making any money, so we're
all just trading stuff with each other.
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I gave the ring to the dog groomer in 2J
for free haircuts,
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and she gave it to the drug dealer in 1C
for some cocaine.
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[sighs]
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- [door opens]
- [hip hop music plays]
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Sorry. I didn't know
that the ring was from you.
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But it doesn't matter.
What's done is done.
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The universe decided
what should happen
238
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,354
and God is the universe's boss,
239
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,732
so if God wanted us to be together,
he would tell the universe
240
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:21,987
to put that ring in another hot dog
and then I would swallow it
241
00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:26,032
and then I would poop it out again
and then I would clean it off real good
242
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,742
and then I would marry you.
243
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,790
But that's not what God wants.
244
00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:37,586
[door closes]
245
00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:43,008
Hundred bucks.
246
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,467
I'm not here to buy coke.
247
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:47,095
If you're not here for...
Hey, watch out, homie.
248
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,182
If you're not here for coke,
what you want?
249
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,934
I wanna buy that ring on your finger.
250
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,728
I'll give you everything I have:
251
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:58,982
240 bucks and a rock that looks like
it might be from outer space.
252
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,150
I'll take it.
253
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,321
As a down payment.
Come back when you have ten grand.
254
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:08,450
[laughs]
You hear what I said to that asshole?
255
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:10,702
I said, "Come back
when you have ten grand."
256
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,621
[all laugh]
257
00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:14,706
[dramatic music plays]
258
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:27,510
[grunting]
259
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:44,444
[sniffing]
260
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:47,656
What are you doing?
261
00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:50,492
[sniffs]
Smellin' for mouse piss.
262
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:52,285
[sniffs]
263
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,163
Hey, Ma, you still got that gun
that I got you for Mother's Day?
264
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,539
It's in my underwear drawer. Why?
265
00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:57,957
I need it.
266
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,042
And I'm taking the Pacer
267
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,378
'cause I can't hold the gun
and steer my bike at the same time.
268
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:04,964
Rooster.
You know the rule with the gun.
269
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,425
We have
a hundred-second cooling off period.
270
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,219
Now get down here and start countin'.
271
00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:10,929
[sighs]
272
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:13,139
[speaking Russian]
273
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,225
Hot damn! It's Russia!
274
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:20,271
[speaking Russian]
275
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:25,443
Gloria's trying to hack
into the Congresswoman's security cameras,
276
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:28,571
so she's talking to some crazy chick
in Russia to get the password.
277
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:29,823
Shit is bananas!
278
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,075
No time. My uncle's
expecting me in 45 minutes.
279
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:37,580
[speaking Russian]
280
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:39,749
- [speaking Russian]
- [beeping]
281
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,419
She says she could give us a password,
but she needs five grand.
282
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,671
Five-thousand dollars for a word?
283
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,215
Well, what can I say,
you gotta spend money to steal money.
284
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,551
Yo, this guy I'm about to rob
has a ton of cash.
285
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,344
If Jack comes with me,
we could probably just...
286
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,429
How high did you count?
287
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,723
Thirty-six.
288
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,558
Thirty-seven...
289
00:16:56,558 --> 00:17:00,645
Hey, Barb, do you have any makeup,
so I can cover this stupid prison tattoo?
290
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:01,896
Check my purse.
291
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,898
Ooh, Jack, we need five grand.
292
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:07,026
Which I have a perfect solution for.
293
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,862
How would you like to rob
an asshole drug dealer
294
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,697
who lives down the hallway
from Wiggles?
295
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:11,823
- I was just there.
- [vibrating]
296
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:15,368
[Barb] Hold the phone. What were you doing
hanging out with that trash?
297
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,787
[Rooster]
She's not trash.
298
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,914
And what the hell
were you doing in her apartment?
299
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:22,917
She had one of my game controllers.
I just went to get it back.
300
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,003
Look, if we leave now,
we could probably just...
301
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:26,880
Yeah, today's not ideal for me.
302
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,423
Besides, it's too risky.
303
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:31,593
You rob regular people,
they call the cops.
304
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:34,596
You rob drug dealers,
they come looking for you.
305
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:38,266
Come on, this is perfect. If they come
looking for us, you could kick his ass.
306
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,310
I'm sorry, man, that's not really my vibe.
307
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,436
Oh, okay.
308
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:44,481
No wonder you're a goody two shoes,
'cause you don't really have any choice.
309
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:47,233
I wish I knew you couldn't fight
when we were cellmates.
310
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,694
I would've made you clean
the toothpaste out the sink.
311
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,238
Well, I guess you
squandered your opportunity.
312
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,576
Screw him.
313
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,454
Anyone wanna come with me
or am I robbin' this guy alone?
314
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:00,789
You're not robbing anyone.
315
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:02,874
If Jack says it's too risky,
it's too risky.
316
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:04,375
We'll figure out another way
to get the money.
317
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:05,960
This is bullshit!
318
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,671
How come Jack gets to make all the rules?
I'm a grown-ass man!
319
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:15,720
Forty-two... forty-three... forty-four...
320
00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:20,225
[birds squawking]
321
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:21,309
How's it going?
322
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:23,436
Well, my arm's sweating,
so it's not sticking.
323
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,689
I tried rolling on some deodorant
as primer, but it's not working.
324
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:27,941
Here, let me.
325
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:31,194
[grunts]
326
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,196
[knock at door]
327
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:35,281
[tense music plays]
328
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,494
Ooh!
329
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,377
- Can I help you?
- Is your son home?
330
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:48,711
No. Why?
331
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,338
Just wanted to check in on him.
332
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,465
You know,
one Eskimo brother to another.
333
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,175
Make sure he wasn't
harboring any ill will
334
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:56,594
about me sticking my ding-a-ling
in his ex's thing-a-ling.
335
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,972
Wiggles? He's over her.
336
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,140
Tossed her out like a pee bottle
on the interstate.
337
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,727
Well, still.
Tell Rooster I'd like to chat.
338
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:05,812
Mm.
339
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:09,023
You haven't come over
to buy toilet paper in a while.
340
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:10,859
Been constipated.
341
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:13,736
[blowing]
342
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:17,615
Hey, you guys seen Rooster?
343
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:20,201
I saw him go into your room
a little while ago.
344
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,786
Shit!
345
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:22,871
What?
346
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,751
Shit!
347
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,755
Shit!
348
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:34,173
He's gonna get himself killed.
349
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,513
Shit.
350
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,640
[♪ "Bang Bang"
by Joe Cuba Sextet]
351
00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,276
Last one.
352
00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:56,905
Hey, sorry, folks, I'm all out. Sorry.
353
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:51,084
[grunts]
354
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,461
What the hell you doin', you pervert?
There's kids around here.
355
00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:56,923
I'm not a pervert. I was just
trying to get something out of my pants.
356
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,344
Oh, shit!
357
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:04,430
Tough guy
comin' to get his ring, huh?
358
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,391
Pick him up, boys.
359
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:09,560
Ah, nah, come on.
Don't pick me up, boys.
360
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,896
And we're gonna have a little chat.
361
00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:18,236
[pocket bike engine whining]
362
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:25,868
[tense music plays]
363
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,674
Uh, sorry, sweetheart,
I had to call off the dogs.
364
00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:41,342
If I ever get one
of those stimulus checks,
365
00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:44,095
I might be able
to start feedin' people again.
366
00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:49,267
[dance music plays]
367
00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:51,978
Hey, have some respect
for people's privacy.
368
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,813
I'm trying to pay my plumber.
369
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:03,906
[Hashbrown] Oh, shit, we're gonna
have some fun, lover boy.
370
00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:06,325
Tryin' to steal my ring
for your girl, huh?
371
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:09,120
We're gonna play "Wheel of Fortune."
372
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,206
I spin the wheel and we find out
what your fortune is.
373
00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:13,708
[gun cylinder spins]
374
00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:15,626
[gun cocks]
375
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:20,465
- [gun clicks]
- [Hashbrown laughs] Let's try again.
376
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:21,758
[gun cylinder spins]
377
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,426
Goddamn it.
378
00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:28,222
You know how to fight, kid?
379
00:22:28,222 --> 00:22:30,850
I used to wrestle in high school.
Does that count?
380
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:31,934
No.
381
00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:36,397
Unless you ever wrestled
three gang members with toothbrush shivs.
382
00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:41,611
No worries, just keep your eyes open.
You'll learn how to take care of yourself.
383
00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:49,660
Hold up, we got a customer.
384
00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:57,710
Hundred bucks.
385
00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:04,759
[grunting]
386
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:08,763
[groans]
387
00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:14,519
[♪ "Goody Two Shoes"
by Adam Ant plays]
388
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:33,704
[all grunting]
389
00:23:55,852 --> 00:23:57,436
[both gurgling]
390
00:24:05,862 --> 00:24:09,824
[screams]
391
00:24:09,824 --> 00:24:12,160
[groans]
392
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,244
[screams]
393
00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:14,954
[gun cocks]
394
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,038
Shoot this fool!
395
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:27,425
[groans]
396
00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:34,015
[groans]
397
00:24:34,015 --> 00:24:37,894
[both grunting]
398
00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:53,117
[groans]
399
00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:56,037
[panting]
Why'd you kick me?
400
00:24:56,037 --> 00:24:59,957
[whispers] They can't know we're together
or they'll come after you. I'm sorry.
401
00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:02,710
[groans]
402
00:25:05,296 --> 00:25:06,797
[all grunting]
403
00:25:27,068 --> 00:25:28,361
Where'd you learn to do all that?
404
00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:29,904
Shh.
405
00:25:29,904 --> 00:25:35,785
[panting]
406
00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:49,966
[indistinct chatter]
407
00:25:53,970 --> 00:25:54,971
What's all that about?
408
00:25:54,971 --> 00:25:57,556
You seen the spider tattoo on his neck?
409
00:25:57,682 --> 00:25:58,724
Yeah.
410
00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:01,519
That spider tattoo
means he's in the Serbian Mafia.
411
00:26:01,519 --> 00:26:05,523
Anybody who's in the drug game
knows not to mess with the Serbian Mafia.
412
00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:06,607
[slurps]
413
00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:17,034
[door closes]
414
00:26:19,829 --> 00:26:21,664
[whispers] Serbians.
415
00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:26,544
Serbians!
416
00:26:29,547 --> 00:26:30,548
[engine shuts off]
417
00:26:36,887 --> 00:26:39,598
Rooster's fine. I gotta go.
418
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,852
[door closes]
419
00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:45,563
[Barb] Ooh.
420
00:26:47,982 --> 00:26:49,859
Hello, old friend.
421
00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:00,870
First of all,
I'd like to thank all the moms
422
00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:03,039
for helping us
continue athletics from home.
423
00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:06,208
So, so crucial to helping us
maintain normalcy for the kids
424
00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:07,543
while we get through this pandemic.
425
00:27:10,004 --> 00:27:11,005
[engine shuts off]
426
00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:13,341
[sighs]
427
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,052
Hunter, where's your mother?
428
00:27:16,052 --> 00:27:19,638
She's in the hot tub doing synchronized
swimming practice with my sister.
429
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:22,600
Okay, well, try not to get bit.
430
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,684
[whistle blows]
431
00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:26,395
[all grunting]
432
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:31,442
Hey, I'm here about the English teacher
slash wrestling coach job.
433
00:27:31,442 --> 00:27:33,152
Oh, thank God.
434
00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:35,446
The old coach took early retirement
because of the virus
435
00:27:35,446 --> 00:27:36,989
and I have no idea what I'm doing.
436
00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:38,157
I'll meet you out front in a sec.
437
00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:39,867
Okay.
438
00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:43,162
Kyle, let go your mother's neck.
She's turning blue.
439
00:27:44,914 --> 00:27:48,084
Sorry about the distance.
It's county protocol.
440
00:27:48,084 --> 00:27:49,585
No problem.
441
00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:56,759
Is this resume in pencil?
442
00:27:56,759 --> 00:28:02,056
Yeah. I don't have a printer, so I just
traced the letters from the newspaper.
443
00:28:02,056 --> 00:28:04,308
Okay. [clears throat]
444
00:28:04,308 --> 00:28:07,186
Boy Scouts,
high school wrestling team...
445
00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:08,938
- Mm-hmm.
- Homecoming court.
446
00:28:08,938 --> 00:28:11,440
Not the king, just part of the court.
447
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,525
Still a thrill.
448
00:28:12,525 --> 00:28:14,860
I bet. [chuckles]
449
00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:19,490
You did some dog sitting
from 1990 through 1994 and...
450
00:28:19,490 --> 00:28:22,993
I'm seeing a bit of a lull.
451
00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:25,788
Is there a reason why you didn't list
your job at the extermination company?
452
00:28:25,788 --> 00:28:30,042
Oh. Oh, this is just a loner because...
453
00:28:30,918 --> 00:28:33,129
Okay, this is something
I didn't wanna get into,
454
00:28:33,129 --> 00:28:37,133
but, uh... [clears throat]
I have a bit of a history some people
455
00:28:37,133 --> 00:28:40,344
might jump to unfortunate conclusions
about upon hearing.
456
00:28:41,846 --> 00:28:44,140
I spent the last 26 years in prison.
457
00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:46,308
- Really?
- Yeah, it's not as bad as it sounds.
458
00:28:46,308 --> 00:28:49,186
I just... I sold some pot and it was back
when they had mandatory minimums,
459
00:28:49,186 --> 00:28:50,312
so I...
460
00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:51,397
I love prison.
461
00:28:51,397 --> 00:28:52,481
Excuse me?
462
00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:55,484
I love it. I really do.
Can't get enough.
463
00:28:55,484 --> 00:28:58,195
Orange Is the New Black,
Shawshank, Oz.
464
00:28:58,195 --> 00:29:00,364
Oh, you remember Oz?
465
00:29:00,364 --> 00:29:03,367
Oh, man. Is that a prison tattoo?
466
00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:06,245
Hmm? Oh, yeah.
467
00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:09,999
It's a two and a seven
'cause I was dealt a bad hand.
468
00:29:09,999 --> 00:29:11,876
The guy even put little pot leaves.
469
00:29:11,876 --> 00:29:15,129
- Oh, that is so cool.
- [chuckles]
470
00:29:15,129 --> 00:29:16,797
Listen, I'd love to hire you.
471
00:29:16,797 --> 00:29:19,842
Oh, thank you so much.
You are not gonna regret this.
472
00:29:19,842 --> 00:29:22,761
Oh, man.
Oh, my parents are gonna flip.
473
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:25,055
They were both teachers,
so this is gonna make them super proud.
474
00:29:25,055 --> 00:29:28,225
Yes, well, this is awkward.
475
00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:29,310
I wasn't finished.
476
00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:33,022
The state won't allow me to hire
a teacher with a felony drug conviction.
477
00:29:33,856 --> 00:29:35,900
Wait, what? Are you kidding me?
478
00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:39,904
No, I wish I was
'cause you seem like a great guy.
479
00:29:39,904 --> 00:29:43,866
Have you considered being an exterminator?
Shirt looks nice.
480
00:29:43,866 --> 00:29:45,409
Red seems to agree with you.
481
00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:47,661
[sighs]
482
00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:49,121
I wanted to teach.
483
00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:54,210
You could teach those bugs a lesson
for coming into the house.
484
00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,922
I'm just trying to help.
485
00:30:04,220 --> 00:30:06,096
[♪ "Thunderbird Wine"
by David Quinn plays]
486
00:30:14,396 --> 00:30:18,108
[snorts]
487
00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:21,529
Whoo-hoo!
488
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,157
Hey, was your uncle
excited to meet you?
489
00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:26,700
I had an uncle I met later in life.
490
00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:29,787
His name was Uncle Nate.
Nice guy, but he was kind of handsy.
491
00:30:29,787 --> 00:30:32,373
But he had Bell's palsy,
so it wasn't too hard to fight him off.
492
00:30:32,373 --> 00:30:33,582
His wife was a piece of work.
493
00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:35,751
Everyone called her Bunny,
but she looked more like a turkey to me.
494
00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:37,044
She had a long, flabby chin.
495
00:30:37,044 --> 00:30:39,046
It looked like her mouth
had melted down into her neck,
496
00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:41,507
but, boy, she could sing like an angel.
497
00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:42,967
I'll tell you this one thing...
498
00:30:45,928 --> 00:30:47,221
What are you doing?
499
00:30:47,221 --> 00:30:48,806
I'm leaving.
500
00:30:48,806 --> 00:30:51,350
Are you moving in with your uncle?
Can I come? There's mice here.
501
00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:54,186
There is no uncle.
I had a job interview.
502
00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:56,105
A job interview? For what?
503
00:30:56,105 --> 00:30:58,399
An English teacher
who also coaches wrestling.
504
00:30:58,399 --> 00:31:00,901
But it doesn't matter
because apparently you can't be a teacher
505
00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:02,736
if you've been in prison
for selling drugs.
506
00:31:02,736 --> 00:31:04,113
Why would you wanna be
an English teacher?
507
00:31:04,113 --> 00:31:05,489
Who also coaches wrestling.
508
00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:09,618
Probably also would have done carpool
drop-off duty and chaperoned dances.
509
00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:10,786
Oh, I would've crushed it.
510
00:31:10,786 --> 00:31:13,080
But we're gonna make bank
off this Congresswoman.
511
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,456
You stole enough cash
to get the password,
512
00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:15,666
and from here,
it's only a matter of time.
513
00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:17,793
I'm not robbing any Congresswoman.
514
00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:19,837
I don't wanna be doing
any of this bullshit.
515
00:31:19,837 --> 00:31:21,922
I could have been killed today
because of Rooster.
516
00:31:21,922 --> 00:31:23,966
It's not who I am.
I'm not a criminal.
517
00:31:23,966 --> 00:31:27,469
Yeah, you keep saying that,
but you helped us Rob Melvin.
518
00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:28,554
You helped us rob the vet clinic...
519
00:31:28,554 --> 00:31:30,097
They were shitty people.
520
00:31:30,097 --> 00:31:32,850
And even then,
I went and snuck some of our cash
521
00:31:32,850 --> 00:31:34,602
to good people,
to feel okay about it.
522
00:31:34,602 --> 00:31:38,564
I stole because I thought I had no choice,
but I do and I'm leaving.
523
00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:39,648
To where?
524
00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:41,483
Parents in San Diego.
525
00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:45,696
If I had to leave a couple of bottles
behind, what flavor would you drink?
526
00:31:45,696 --> 00:31:48,240
Jack, you can't leave me here
with these idiots.
527
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,867
I can't rob the Congresswoman alone.
528
00:31:49,867 --> 00:31:52,870
Today Barb asked if we'll see ghosts
on the security cameras.
529
00:31:52,870 --> 00:31:54,997
Well, let me know if you do.
530
00:31:54,997 --> 00:31:58,083
- Excuse me.
- Well... Okay.
531
00:31:58,083 --> 00:31:59,168
Yeah.
532
00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:01,962
What if you could be a teacher
after we're done?
533
00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:04,173
I told you they won't let me
be a teacher.
534
00:32:04,173 --> 00:32:05,716
So stop being you.
535
00:32:05,716 --> 00:32:08,177
You think I only know people
who can get passwords?
536
00:32:08,177 --> 00:32:11,889
I can get you a brand-new identity,
passport, Social Security card,
537
00:32:11,889 --> 00:32:14,058
driver's license, any name you want.
538
00:32:14,058 --> 00:32:17,353
Frank or Doug or Travis.
Any of those sound good?
539
00:32:17,353 --> 00:32:18,896
You could start fresh.
540
00:32:18,896 --> 00:32:21,148
I just need you for a few weeks first.
541
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:29,948
All right, when you say we're gonna
make bank off this Congresswoman...
542
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:33,911
You'll be the wealthiest English teacher
who also coaches wrestling in America.
543
00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:37,748
Rooster's gonna jump off the roof,
hit the trampoline,
544
00:32:37,748 --> 00:32:39,667
and launch himself over the garage!
545
00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:40,793
This is the best thing that's happened
546
00:32:40,793 --> 00:32:43,253
since my sister tried
to ride a tire down the street.
547
00:32:43,253 --> 00:32:45,047
One of those tractor ones
from a farm.
548
00:32:45,047 --> 00:32:47,091
How cool are animals?
Did you know that mama cows...
549
00:32:47,091 --> 00:32:49,176
You hide the ladder,
I'll flush the coke.
550
00:32:49,176 --> 00:32:50,844
Okay.
551
00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:52,471
Jesus Christ.
552
00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:56,475
[funk music plays]
553
00:32:56,475 --> 00:33:00,354
I still think it's impossible for a mouse
to run off with all that cocaine.
554
00:33:00,354 --> 00:33:05,067
I don't know. According to cartoons,
they're pretty crafty little devils.
555
00:33:06,735 --> 00:33:09,321
Oh, yeah, they're havin' a party.
556
00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:15,285
You know what? Good for them.
It can't be easy being a mouse.
557
00:33:15,285 --> 00:33:17,079
You guys, we're in.
558
00:33:17,079 --> 00:33:21,291
"The Real Housewife of
Congressional District Ten" is on the air.
559
00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:27,756
Oh, my God, is she rich.
Her TV comes with an exercise bike.
560
00:33:27,756 --> 00:33:30,718
[Lorraine]
That's wonderful news! Congratulations!
561
00:33:30,718 --> 00:33:32,594
[Herb]
Not bad, kid, not bad.
562
00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:34,346
Yeah, I can't believe it myself.
563
00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:37,307
I'll call you after my first day.
I love you.
564
00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:38,392
[phone beeps]
565
00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:39,518
Your parents?
566
00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:40,769
Yeah.
567
00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:42,521
I don't like lyin' to 'em like that,
568
00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:44,606
but I thought they deserved
to be proud of me for once.
569
00:33:45,858 --> 00:33:46,859
What's this?
570
00:33:46,859 --> 00:33:51,488
I didn't tell the others, but the dealer
had a lot more cash than five grand.
571
00:33:51,488 --> 00:33:55,242
I thought maybe you could show me what
it is you do to feel good about yourself.
572
00:33:56,869 --> 00:33:59,580
Tell your friends we are back in business!
573
00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:03,500
An angel left enough dogs and buns
on my doorstep to feed folks for weeks.
574
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:04,668
Which should be more than enough
575
00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:08,005
because Trump promises
this will be all over by Easter.
576
00:34:08,005 --> 00:34:10,090
[♪ "Bring It On Up"
by Loleatta Holloway plays]
577
00:34:13,302 --> 00:34:15,220
It's pretty cool, huh?
578
00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:19,349
I gotta say, I thought you were crazy,
but you were right.
579
00:34:19,349 --> 00:34:20,893
- Mm.
- It feels good.
580
00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:25,606
Yeah. Sure does.
581
00:34:46,543 --> 00:34:48,212
God sent me.
582
00:34:49,797 --> 00:34:50,798
[tense music plays]
583
00:34:50,798 --> 00:34:52,549
Show me your pecker.
584
00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:54,885
Hey, come on, man.
There's no need to...
585
00:34:54,885 --> 00:34:56,845
I said show me your pecker!
586
00:34:58,472 --> 00:34:59,473
Okay.
587
00:35:07,689 --> 00:35:09,399
[Rooster sighs]
588
00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:14,613
You got some explaining to do, Cinderella.
589
00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:16,323
[sighs]
590
00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:18,408
{\an8}[♪ "Samo Se Jednom Zivi"
by Davor Jovanovic plays]
591
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:10,604
[wind blowing]
592
00:37:16,193 --> 00:37:17,861
Why are you with this guy?
593
00:37:17,861 --> 00:37:22,157
He's an asshole and his house
smells like a can of tennis balls.
594
00:37:22,157 --> 00:37:26,745
Actually, that's him, not the house.
He has a unique musk.
595
00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:34,544
Uh, no offense, dude,
but shouldn't you have a mask on?
596
00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:36,546
None of you have a mask on.
597
00:37:36,546 --> 00:37:38,507
[tense music plays]
598
00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:55,065
This is the best reality show
I've ever seen.
599
00:37:56,483 --> 00:38:01,822
Hogan Knows Best was up there,
but this is pure, unfiltered reality.
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