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Hey, Mom.
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Want to buy a worm?
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Oh, for crying out loud.
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Well, let's get you cleaned up.
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Don't forget your ears, Dewey!
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Okay!
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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Hey, you!
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When Francis is home,
anything we do is fun.
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I mean, we're
just watching
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some stupid TV show,
but it doesn't matter.
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This totally rules.
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This totally sucks!
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Isn't there anything fun
to do around here?
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I've got some chalk.
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We could draw some dead guy
outlines on the sidewalk.
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Boring.
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Mom's not home.
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We could play
cantaloupe ball.
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We did that last time
I was home.
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Come on, guys, think!
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I'd be up for the
chalk outline thing.
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Kitty's at the end
of an ear infection.
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He'll need drops
three times a day.
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Now, Jellybean
likes to have
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a half-cup of wet food
in one bowl
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and a half-cup of dry
in another.
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Now, he likes the juice
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from the wet half
poured onto the dry.
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Now, no overfeeding.
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I mean that, mister.
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Okay, maybe tomorrow.
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I can't say no to you.
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LOIS:
Craig, can we
speed things up?
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We've got Jellybean's
emergency numbers.
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We know where
his sweaters are.
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You showed us how to take
his temperature.
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Is there anything else
Dewey needs to know?
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I guess that's it, sport.
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Now, taking care
of another living thing
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is a big responsibility.
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Are you sure you're up
to the challenge?
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Mm-hmm.
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Don't worry, Craig.
I have a feeling
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Dewey's going to
do a great job.
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Great, and when
the long weekend is over,
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you'll have earned
five whole dollars.
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You told Mom ten.
Right, ten.
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Aren't you a good
little listener?
Ow!
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I'm not so sure
about this, Hal.
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Are you sure that Dewey
can handle this?
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Aw, it's no
big deal, honey.
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A job is a good
thing for a boy.
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It teaches him
the value of money.
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It gives him a little
self-confidence.
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Besides, Craig's
new place
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is only two blocks
from our house.
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Hey, you can see
our backyard from here.
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Hey... I almost forgot
to show you my itinerary.
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Yeah, the convention lasts
three days.
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I'll be back
early Monday evening.
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Wow, Craig, I had no idea
you were so into comic books.
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Well, it's not like
I'm a freak about it.
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It just helps me keep
my life in perspective.
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You know, somehow my problems
seem insignificant
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when compared to Richie Rich's.
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Well, it's time to say good-bye,
Jelly Belly.
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Come give Daddy
some kissy-kisses.
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:
I love you...
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Yes, I do-do-do...
do-do-do-do-...
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:
I know, son, but
a job's a job.
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Big news, guys.
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Things are going to get a lot
more interesting around here.
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What's up?
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I forget--
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you guys enjoy wrestling,
don't you?
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Rage in the Cage?!
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Oh, my God!
You're the best brother ever!
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We're going to have
so much f...
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That's only two tickets.
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I know.
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How am I ever going to decide
which one of you to take?
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You deliberately bought
two tickets just to torment us?
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No, of course not.
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I bought them to see
who loves me the most.
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Now, I know you
both love me...
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but I bet one of you loves me
just a little bit more.
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No. No way. We're not doing
another butt-kissing contest.
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There's got to be
another way.
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Okay, fine.
Who's got a quarter?
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Here.
Great.
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You're in the lead.
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Maybe you should make me
a sandwich.
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Oh, come on, guys.
It's Rage in the Cage!
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You should be happy!
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We are happy.
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Well, you're not doing
the happy dance.
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BOTH:
Happy dance, happy dance,
we love to do the happy dance.
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Happier.
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Happy dance, happy dance,
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we love to do the happy dance.
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Happier.
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Happy dance, happy dance,
we love to do the...!
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CRAIG:
A half-cup of wet food
in one bowl
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and a half-cup of dry
in another.
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He likes the juice
from the wet half
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poured onto the dry.
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Jellybean also likes you
better than your brothers.
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Everyone likes you better
than your brothers.
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Someday, you're going to be
president of Idaho
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and anyone taller than you
will be fed to wolves.
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Time for your eardrops,
Jellybean.
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Okay, Jellybean, stop hiding.
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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
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Okay, come on.
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Please don't go
outside, Jellybean.
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Don't be scared, Jellybean.
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They're just eardrops. See?
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Jellybean!
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Jellybean!
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♪
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Turn.
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Hey, Ma, can I borrow the car
to go over to Richie's house?
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Uh, no.
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Why not?
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Because whenever you return
the car, it's always filthy.
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That is so unfair.
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You always assume
the worst of me.
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Assume? I see it.
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How am I going to show you
that I've actually grown up
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if you never give me
the chance?!
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Okay, I'm listening.
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Okay, how about if I wash
the car before I take it?
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And I'll rake the leaves
and I'll scoop out the gutters,
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and if that's not enough,
I'll clean the whole attic!
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Mom, give him a break.
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Okay, you got yourself a deal.
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Bring it home in one piece.
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You need anything ironed,
Mom?
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Dewey? You in here, son?
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What's wrong, son?
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You were supposed to
be home hours ago.
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I can't do anything right.
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Dewey.
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Where's Jellybean?
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I left the door open,
and he ran away.
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Oh, dear.
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Do we have to tell Mom?
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Well, this is a very
serious situation, son.
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Of course we're not going
to tell your mother.
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Really?
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Really.
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But I think it might
be a little bit
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too much responsibility
for your first job.
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Hey, don't worry,
we'll find Jellybean.
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But I've been looking for hours.
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Well, that's your
first lesson, Dewey.
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Sometimes it takes a lot
of time and hard work
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to accomplish something.
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But what if
Jellybean's hurt?
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It's dark outside.
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Let me tell you
a little something
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about cats, all right?
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They're nocturnal creatures,
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which means they
prefer the night.
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Then again, so do
coyotes and feral dogs
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and devil worshippers.
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My point is that
Jellybean is fine.
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He'll come home when
he's good and ready.
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We're just going to put
a little bowl of food out,
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and he'll come back.
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Are you sure?
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Trust me, tomorrow morning,
everything is going to be fine.
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Dad! Jellybean's bowl is empty!
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He was here!
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You're the smartest man
in the world!
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Yes!
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No sign of forced entry.
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I just don't see how
these guys got in.
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It's a mystery.
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You left
the window open.
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Mystery solved.
I'm sorry,
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what is it you say
you're doing here again?
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We're watching the cat
while the owner's away.
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I don't see a cat.
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We're not doing
a very good job.
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Hello?
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CRAIG:
Hal?
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Oh, Craig! Hi!
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How's the convention?
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Fantastic.
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I've picked up
some great bargains.
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You would not believe some of
the idiots that are here.
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Anyhow, I just called
to see how Jellybean's doing.
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Oh, fine. He's a frisky
little guy, you know.
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Oh, get off the TV,
Jellybean!
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That reminds me--
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could you hit the timer button
on my VCR?
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I want to tape Arliss.
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Uh...
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Sure, no problem.
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Hey, Hal, um, I don't want you
to think I'm weird, but...
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00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,837
could you put Jellybean
on the phone?
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Uh, yeah, let me just...
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pick him up, yeah...
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There he is!
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Okay...
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Okay, I got his ear
to the phone!
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Hey, Jellybean!
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How's my widdle pussycat?
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Have you been a good boy
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while I've been away?
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I love you, honey.
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Give Daddy a kiss.
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00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,698
Jellybean?
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I got to tell you, Reese,
you are doing a great job.
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I am very impressed.
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Thank you.
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Here?
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Nah, one over.
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I just want to point out
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that Malcolm has not
done a thing,
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and I have been carrying
you around all afternoon.
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Don't think your enthusiasm
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and that pathetic
look of desperation
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are going unnoticed.
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Here you go, Francis.
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What's this?
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MALCOLM:
Your English term paper
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on the rise of the novel.
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It's a guaranteed "A."
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You can screw off the whole
rest of this semester
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00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:03,764
and still pull a "C."
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00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:08,601
This pleases me.
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Jellybean!
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Come on, Jellybean.
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Come to Hal.
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That's a good pussycat.
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00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:33,360
That's a good pussycat.
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Stay right where you... Damn!
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Come back here, Jellybean!
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Jellybean!
You want some kissy-kisses?!
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Kissy-kisses!
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00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:59,319
What is it?
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00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,189
What?
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00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,791
You know, I realized something.
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00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:06,226
You could do Francis's homework
for the next ten years,
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00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:08,461
but you still can't go
to Rage in the Cage
260
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:09,529
if you're grounded.
261
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,164
What are you talking about?
262
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:14,334
Mom!
263
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:23,710
What is with
you, Reese?
264
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,078
You've got to get in there
265
00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:26,613
and see what Malcolm
did to Dewey.
266
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,281
He's totally lost it!
Hey, Mom.
267
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,716
Where's Dewey?
268
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,052
He left early
to go feed Craig's cat.
269
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,753
No way!
270
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:36,824
Huh?
271
00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:39,326
What is going on
with you, Reese?
272
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:46,433
Oh!
273
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,173
Dewey, wait till you
see who I found...
274
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,307
What happened to your face?
275
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:55,943
What happened to your pants?
276
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,477
Never mind that.
277
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,679
Look who I have.
278
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,514
Mrs. Johnson's cat?
279
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:05,285
Yes... Mrs. Johnson's
cat, yes!
280
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,187
Go, scoot.
281
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:11,224
♪
282
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:50,063
Hey! I found these in
the laundry in my shirt pocket!
283
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:52,032
You put them there,
didn't you?!
284
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:55,735
Yeah, just like you put my muddy
sneaker on the kitchen table!
285
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:58,038
Guys, what's going on?
286
00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,373
He's trying to get me grounded
so I can't go with you,
287
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:01,909
but he's too stupid
to pull it off!
288
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,376
We'll see who's stupid
when this stupid
289
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,878
is watching
a wrestling match.
290
00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:06,146
Whoa, guys, this is
291
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,847
supposed to be
a contest about love,
292
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:10,550
and you've twisted it
into something ugly.
293
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:11,718
Carry on.
294
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,522
Get off me!
Get off! Ow!
295
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:18,491
This, too, pleases me.
296
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,328
Okay, we can fix this.
297
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,263
Cats are territorial.
298
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:26,199
I'd put money on it
that Jellybean hasn't been
299
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,701
outside a square block
of this place.
300
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,070
Ooh!
301
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:32,272
Yup, he's been back.
302
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,741
These are fresh.
303
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,409
But he never stays.
304
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,678
Well, then we'll just
have to find
305
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,780
a way to keep him here,
won't we?
306
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:43,183
Paid a little visit
to my doctor.
307
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,184
What are those?
308
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:47,287
These are sleeping pills,
Dewey.
309
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,689
I simply told him I've been up
for the past few nights,
310
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,791
things aren't going
well with the wife,
311
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:55,195
afraid I'm going
to lose the house...
312
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,629
But don't you worry, son.
313
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:59,066
Those are just lies I told
to get prescription drugs.
314
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,201
Now, we're just going
to grind a few of these up,
315
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,702
sprinkle it on his food,
316
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,072
and it's sweet
dreams, Jellybean.
317
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,574
Should we put them
in the wet or the dry?
318
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:08,908
The wet, dry, milk, water--
319
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,810
we have to cover
all our bases, son.
320
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,980
We are going to get this cat!
321
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,988
Which one's Jellybean?
322
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,956
Well, that's
another challenge.
323
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,958
We'll make three piles:
324
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:27,494
"Probably Not Jellybean,"
"Definitely Not Jellybean,"
325
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,996
and... "Not Even a Cat."
326
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,897
We'll start with that possum.
327
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,133
I think it's time
to call Mom.
328
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,969
I was hoping you'd say that.
329
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:43,776
Rage in the Cage.
Rage in the Cage.
330
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,512
What are you doing?
331
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,914
Wait till Mom sees what you did
to my expensive microscope.
332
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,449
You don't have the guts.
333
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:50,650
Say you quit, Reese.
334
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:53,453
No! You're going
to totally be grounded
335
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,588
when Mom sees
the beating you gave me.
336
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:58,791
What are you doing?
337
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:03,663
Sucker!
338
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,299
Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
339
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:18,445
Hey, hey, hey!
340
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,813
This isn't about
the tickets, is it?
341
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:23,316
You have to decide.
Who's going with you?!
342
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,952
Oh, yeah, I probably should've
said something.
343
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,155
I met this girl
at the Burger Barn,
344
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:28,955
and guess what?
345
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,390
She likes wrestling.
346
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,625
What? You can't.
347
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:33,960
Guys, it's a girl...
348
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,995
who likes wrestling.
349
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:38,665
I'm just as much
a victim as you are.
350
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,569
Aw, you'll understand
when you're older.
351
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,171
You guys are cool.
352
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,906
I'm definitely bringing you home
a couple programs.
353
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,978
You're telling me
none of these cats is Jellybean?
354
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,513
What's wrong with you?!
355
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:56,083
Come on, Lois, this is a
very complicated situation.
356
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,684
Don't blame Dewey.
357
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,086
I am not blaming Dewey.
358
00:16:59,119 --> 00:16:59,919
Oh.
359
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,688
Mom, maybe we can...
360
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,823
Dewey, it's okay, just let
your mom take care of it.
361
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,492
Now here's what
we're going to do.
362
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,926
Okay, I'll say it.
363
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,896
It was a really bad idea.
364
00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:14,166
I'll tell you
one thing--
365
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,569
I've never seen 50 cats
run out of a place so fast.
366
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,204
Hal, how could this
have happened?
367
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,606
We've ruined Craig's life.
368
00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:21,540
No, no, it is not
our fault, Lois.
369
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,343
At a certain point,
we simply have to say
370
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:26,279
to ourselves that
Craig is just cursed.
371
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:27,714
Dad, it's Jellybean!
372
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:28,581
HAL:
Oh, my God!
373
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:29,882
Oh, my God.
374
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,085
Let me just grind up one
of these sleeping pills.
375
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:34,854
Won't take a minute.
Keep him entertained.
376
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,657
Or we could just pick him up.
377
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,628
Yay!
378
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:45,232
You see, Dewey, I told you
everything would work out.
379
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,969
FRANCIS: You know,
it doesn't pay as well
380
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,571
as some other summer jobs,
381
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,107
but I get the chance
to mentor inner-city children.
382
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:56,276
And how can you put
a price on smiles?
383
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:59,212
Oh, you're cute and sweet.
384
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:02,081
You know, this is the first time
I've gone out in six months.
385
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:04,584
Then... we'll have to make this
386
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:07,654
a night to remember, won't we?
387
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,993
Amateurs.
388
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:14,827
What?
389
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:15,828
Oh, it's nothing.
390
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,096
It's just a prank from...
391
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,665
some of the kids
at the center.
392
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:21,100
You know, it's inspiring
how they can laugh
393
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,569
after all they've been through.
394
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,938
Oh, man!
395
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:27,840
I wasn't speeding, was I?
396
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:30,109
I don't think so.
397
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:34,947
License and
registration.
398
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:35,948
Officer, what did I do?
399
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,584
This car has been
reported stolen.
400
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,985
License and
registration, please.
401
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:42,622
Oh, it's been reported
stolen, huh?
402
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:51,764
I'm not going to ask you again.
License and registration.
403
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,767
Look, Officer,
I know this looks bad, but...
404
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,305
Open the trunk, sir.
405
00:18:58,338 --> 00:18:59,606
Officer, let me explain...
406
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:00,907
Open the trunk!
407
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,886
Get out of the car!
408
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:17,990
Mom wasn't too thrilled
409
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:20,227
about having to pick us up
at the police station,
410
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,628
but it was totally worth it.
411
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,296
We don't have to serve
Francis anymore.
412
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,697
Here's your sandwich, Craig.
413
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,065
Can I go to bed now?
414
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:28,568
Ooh, mayo on only one side?
415
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:29,869
It's a lot of mayo.
416
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,338
No one's saying it's not,
417
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,039
but I specifically asked
for it on both sides.
418
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:34,574
Craig...
Malcolm,
419
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,409
I don't like this
any more than you do,
420
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:38,044
but it was your mom's idea.
421
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:40,680
Since as long as I'm living here
you have to do everything I say,
422
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:43,049
I'll try to meet you
halfway and make my orders
423
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:45,252
as clear as possible,
okay, champ?
424
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:48,755
Here, I heated it for
ten seconds just like you said.
425
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:51,691
It's still not quite
room temperature.
426
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:54,261
Look, I know I'm
being demanding,
427
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:57,797
but Jellybean's apartment
was burned down, too.
428
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,869
All right,
it was almost worth it.
429
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:16,516
There's something
you have to see.
430
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,555
MAN:
Cut.
431
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:27,627
Oh, honey, the night
is still young.
432
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,728
What's the line?
433
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,029
I'm sorry.
434
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,203
MAN:
Cut.
435
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,507
Ow!
436
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,277
MAN:
Cut.
437
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,114
Shut up!
We wouldn't be in this mess
438
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:49,549
if you hadn't called for help.
439
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,751
Keep... pushing me...
440
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,753
ass .
441
00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:56,155
Would you guys stop laughing?
442
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,624
Dang, it's not that funny.
443
00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,326
Craig, you can't
say "ass ."
444
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,060
Keep...
445
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,329
pushing me...
446
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,063
ass .
447
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,233
Whoo!
448
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,306
MAN:
Cut! Cut!
449
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:15,207
Now, honey, I'm sorry
you had to see that.
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