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LOIS:
Hal?
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Are you smoking again?
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No!
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I am cleaning.
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Do you smell smoke?
No, but I...
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No, Lois, if I wanted
to smoke a cigar
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I wouldn't be sneaking around
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like a scared little
schoolboy.
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I would do it
out in the open like a man.
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That was our third shop vac.
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That is our last shop vac.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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LOIS:
Francis, I don't want to hear
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another argument about it.
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You are going to fix
the roof.
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That is totally unfair!
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I come home
from school and
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you immediately
put me to work.
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Well, someone has to do it,
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and you know your father
is terrified of heights.
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He is not terrified!
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The last time
he changed a lightbulb,
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we had to talk him down
from the table.
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You are going to do this.
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Why don't you just put
a choke chain around my neck
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and make me sleep
in the garage?!
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This is what we call
a "level four" rage.
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The only way not to get nailed
is to make no sudden moves
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and avoid eye contact
at all costs.
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And you...
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You think just because
you hide the note,
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the parent-teacher meeting
will just go away?
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Mom, Mr. Woodward
is totally out to get me.
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Every teacher
since kindergarten
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has been out to get you.
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I know. It upsets me, too.
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Why is the drain
still clogged?
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Uh, honey, there was
a, you know...
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I was only seconds away from...
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It's a funny thing,
see...
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Oh, what a mess!
Look at that!
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That is a milk ring
on the table.
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Reese is still searching
for academic truth.
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His...
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focus is diffuse.
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His initiative
is waning, and...
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it's preventing
his full potentiation.
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What?
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To put it simply,
Reese isn't self-actualized.
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Look, maybe I could
just give you a topic
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and you could tell
us "good" or "bad."
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That would help
us here.
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Reese is flunking
almost every subject,
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and I'm going to recommend
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that he be moved
into the remedial class.
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And that's
a euphemism for...
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The remedial class.
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No. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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No, n that is
not an option.
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We'll get him
to buckle down.
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I hope it's that simple.
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Reese will get
back on track.
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We'll see to it
if it kills him.
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I'm glad to see
your level of commitment.
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I'm really happy we had
this chance to talk.
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So we can go now.
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I don't want to hear
any excuses.
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You will sit down every night
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and work
until those grades are up.
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Why do I have to tutor him?
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Because
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God gave you a giant brain.
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Blame him.
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Reese screws up,
and I get punished for it?
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Where's the logic
in that?
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Malcolm, I have zero tolerance
on this one.
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Finally, Mom found
the courage to
speak her mind.
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Why aren't you fixing that roof?
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It's 40 degrees out there.
I'll freeze.
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And it's going to rain.
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That's why you have to fix
the roof.
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Well, maybe if you didn't buy
such crappy shingles,
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it wouldn't leak all the time.
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Francis, as long as you are
in this house,
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you will do as I say.
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You know what, Mom?
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No.
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I'm too old to be
bullied by you.
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Our whole lives,
you have done nothing
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but dictate what
you wanted.
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You're the boss
of the world,
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and we're all
sick of it.
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This may be your roof,
but we live here, too.
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We are human beings
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with rights, and I'm hereby
putting an end
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to your reign of terror.
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You should have seen
the look on her face.
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It was totally
worth it.
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Sounds like
you-you've had it rough.
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Oh, man, you have no idea.
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Thanks.
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I've got a place
near the bus station.
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It's warm and fairly dry.
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You can stay there
for a while.
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If-if you want to.
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You'd do that for me?
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It's a tough world.
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We've got to look out
for each other.
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Thanks.
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Richie!
Dude!
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I heard your mom kicked you out.
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You want to stay at my place?
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You are a lifesaver!
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Could you give me a lift to...
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Sorry, man. We're
going the other way.
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Hi.
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Why aren't you flying?
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My name is Dewey.
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Good to meet you, Tony.
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Want to play?
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Okay, but I get to be
the red team.
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Look, I don't like this
any better than you do.
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Let's just get
it over with.
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Dude, this book's
totally wrecked.
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What did you
do to it?
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I threw it at a duck.
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Well, where's
your math book?
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Which half?
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We'll just start
with geography, then.
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I don't take geography!
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Yes, you do.
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You got a grade in it.
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Oh, that can't be good.
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Mi casa es su casa.
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This may be
my parents' house,
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but, dude...
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down here,
anything goes.
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Oh! What is that smell?
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It could be
the laundry.
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It could be
the mildew.
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It could be
that rat I shot.
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I think I wounded it.
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It probably crawled
into a hole in the wall
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to die or something.
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What's this?
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It's your bed.
You got to blow it up.
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Welcome to Chez Richie.
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Rule number one:
there are no rules.
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Rule number two:
no shoes on the sofa.
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It is so real.
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Come on. What's the answer?
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You can do this.
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We've gone over this
a thousand times.
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You have to carry the tenths.
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Tenths have to go someplace.
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Tenths don't just float around.
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Get smarter already!
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Think. Make your brain work.
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I could be outside doing
anything other than this.
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But, no. I'm stuck in here
babysitting this...
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4.2.
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That's right.
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I mean...
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I actually understand this.
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The tenths have to go someplace.
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Great. Let's move on
to the next one.
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Hal! Come down from there!
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:
Hi, honey.
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What do you think
you're doing?
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Oh, just... fixing
the shingles.
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Francis has responsibilities.
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You can't keep covering for him.
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This is not about him.
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It's about me.
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I just wanted to get
some fresh air and...
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the view from up here is...
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is incredible.
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Did you ever think
that I might be
enjoying myself?
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I spent two days on it.
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There was even a paragraph
that I thought really sucked
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so I went back and rewrote it.
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Malcolm, I'd never
done that before,
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but last night...
I mean, look at me.
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I'm going on and on
while you're sitting
here trying to read.
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How's the grammar?
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Never mind.
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Reese...
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This is C-minus work.
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All right!
Nice job!
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You're not just saying that?
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No. This is seriously the best
work I've ever seen you do.
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Yes! That's great!
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I couldn't have done it
without you!
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Thanks, Malcolm.
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BOTH:
Ew!
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I kicked your ass!
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LOIS:
You got another "F"!
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Mom, I read that paper.
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It's not an "F"!
Then what is this?
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We've been studying
four hours a night.
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Well, guess what.
It's not enough.
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You're going to study
eight hours a night
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if that's what it takes
to get your grades up,
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and that's what
you're going to do.
But, Mom...
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I don't see a mother here.
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All I see is a warden
with two prisoners
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who are out of their cell.
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Now get back in there!
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HAL:
Oh, oh, oh!
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Not like this.
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I'm okay! I'm okay!
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Okay, you know what?
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It's freezing, but
I don't need heat
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'cause I got
justice on my side.
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Mom will cave.
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She'll cave.
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It's going to
be so sweet.
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Could you do that in
the bathroom, Richie?
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Dude, no one's going in there
for at least six hours.
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Well, then, could you do it
over a wastebasket or something?
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And can we cool it
on the porno for,
like, five minutes?
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Yeah. When this is over,
I'll just pop in
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Sluts of the Big Ten.
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No. No more porn.
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Dude...
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that's a documentary.
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Ow!
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God, my eye!
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Hey, try to find
that toenail, Francis.
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It is so creepy
to step on those things.
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Ow!
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Come on, Reese, the
test is in two hours!
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This is too much, Malcolm.
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I'll never pass this thing.
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There's 30 true-false
questions and five essays.
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It's impossible.
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So, Reese,
today's the big test?
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What do you have to get
on this thing
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to say out of remedial class?
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A "B."
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No, guys, he's serious.
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But you're... an idiot.
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You're right.
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Yeah. The only way
this idiot's going
to pass the test
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is if somebody else
takes it for the idiot.
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Right, idiot?
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Stevie set the precedent!
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You had a chance
for rebuttal,
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but since you
didn't answer
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you waived your right!
262
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,636
Therefore, it's an
agreed-upon term!
263
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,705
What am I going to do?
264
00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:13,707
I can't get put in
the remedial class.
265
00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,408
They walk to
the cafeteria
266
00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:17,010
holding each other's belts.
267
00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:18,078
Unless...
268
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,312
maybe Lloyd's right.
269
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:22,515
Maybe someone should
take the test for you.
270
00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:24,684
You mean cheat?
271
00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:25,652
We can't cheat.
272
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,087
Mom will kill us.
273
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,088
And it's wrong.
274
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:31,058
But more importantly,
Mom would kill us!
275
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,993
Hey, we're out
of options here, Reese.
276
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,328
You're going to get caught.
No, we're not.
277
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,196
And you know why?
278
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,398
Because we have four
brilliant minds here
279
00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:39,733
to help plan this out.
280
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,601
You had to appeal to my vanity,
didn't you?
281
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:42,702
I'm in.
282
00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:44,404
I'm sorry,
but I am honor-bound
283
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:47,775
to report this conversation
to the vice-principal.
284
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,609
Then we're
honor-bound to report
285
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,678
you still sleep
with an Elmo blankie.
286
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,113
Okay, I'm in.
287
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,861
We, uh...
here's the VCR you ordered.
288
00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,429
I didn't order a VCR.
289
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:10,563
Yes, you did!
290
00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:11,865
Feel free to call and verify.
291
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,400
I know the extension number.
292
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,068
There's someone there right now.
293
00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:15,803
That won't be...
294
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:16,937
Or you can take a look
295
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,105
at this A/V
equipment schedule.
296
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,540
Your name and class hour's
right here on page seven
297
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,608
in nonstudent handwriting.
298
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,743
WOODWARD:
All right.
299
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,078
Go ahead and leave it.
300
00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:26,713
Okay.
301
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,715
No, no, you said
you didn't order a cart
302
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,050
so you're not going to get one.
303
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,953
We'll just be leaving and
pushing this out the door.
304
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,823
Ah, here it is!
305
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,273
Hey, watch out!
306
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:56,977
Be... the cannonball.
307
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,583
Are you all right?
308
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,887
Way to go... hot rod!
309
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:44,958
Okay, well, there's the rat.
310
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,794
No, Tony, that's not fair.
311
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:51,664
Today it's my cartoons
before school
312
00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:54,801
and your cartoons after school.
313
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,137
Fine, Tony, be that way.
314
00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:01,041
I don't want to be
your friend anyway.
315
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,817
Tony!
316
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,086
I can't stay mad at you either.
317
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,854
Hey...
318
00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:17,757
Did you get that
history test back yet?
319
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:18,992
Not yet.
No, haven't seen it.
320
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:22,129
You both better
pray for a "B."
321
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,732
Hey, did Francis call
you at work yet?
322
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,734
No. No, I haven't talked to him
since he...
323
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:29,702
He thinks he's making
some kind of point
324
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:30,938
by cutting off all contact.
325
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,039
You know, he should know.
326
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,240
Till he's ready
to apologize,
327
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:34,774
there's really no
reason to call.
328
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,443
I can't wait to see
the look on his face
329
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,711
when he realizes that
we have figured him out.
330
00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:41,681
Ah! What have we
to figure out, dear?
331
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,350
That I'm in it
for the long haul.
332
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,684
He should know
333
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,353
I am prepared
to go the distance!
334
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,522
You know, I think he likes
tomatoes on his sandwich.
335
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:50,690
Other bag, Hal.
336
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,724
Ah, right. Bye.
337
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:52,859
Bye.
338
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,527
LLOYD:
A masterful "B,"
339
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,695
Malcolm.
340
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,530
I could never dumb
myself down like this.
341
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:58,865
I find this "F"
342
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,600
very troubling.
343
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:03,870
Something... stinks.
344
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,538
He knows we cheated!
345
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,775
We're going to have
to start cutting separate deals.
346
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:11,144
He doesn't know anything,
Dabney.
347
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,480
I'm gonna go talk to him.
348
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,214
Mr. Woodward?
349
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,915
I'm Malcolm,
I'm Reese's brother.
350
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,117
Oh, hi, how are you?
351
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,218
Well, Reese is upset.
352
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,053
He thinks he did
better than an "F"
353
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,221
on his history test.
354
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,656
I read it over,
and I sort of thought...
355
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:24,757
it wasn't half bad.
356
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,226
Do you think
there's any way
357
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,061
you can maybe
take another look?
358
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:31,064
Malcolm, you should be
commended for your fraternity,
359
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,066
but, uh, the test
deserved an "F."
360
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,435
Mr. Woodward, maybe if you
just looked at it again...
361
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,937
I can't spend a disproportionate
amount of time on Reese.
362
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,406
It's not fair
to the other students.
363
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,608
But he didn't deserve
an "F" on this.
364
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,177
Look, Malcolm, I-I've been
a teacher for a long time
365
00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:46,346
and, uh, I think I know
what Reese is capable of.
366
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,148
I really don't think
you do, because...
367
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:51,318
Look, you may not want
to hear this about your brother,
368
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:54,287
but I've known kids like Reese
my whole life.
369
00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:55,122
They're the ones
370
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,323
who throw water at you
371
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,091
so it looks like
you wet your pants.
372
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,459
They aim for your legs
373
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:00,460
in dodgeball,
374
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:03,030
and you fall down
and you break your jaw
375
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,365
and you need to have
your mouth wired shut
376
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,267
and your teeth
don't set properly.
377
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,469
And you spend six years
in orthodontia
378
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:12,339
with the most painfully
embarrassing headgear
379
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:13,506
ever designed,
380
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:20,780
which is only because they
don't feel fully actualized.
381
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,815
That guy's totally
out to get you.
382
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:25,218
Man! I was just using that
as an excuse.
383
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,554
He is so dead
when Mom finds out!
384
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:28,955
Reese, we can't bust him.
385
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,823
If we rat him out,
then Mom will know
386
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:33,560
we cheated.
387
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,728
We're doomed.
388
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,630
KIDS :
Two is after one.
389
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,567
Three is after two.
390
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,236
Four is after three.
391
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:48,541
Something is after something
392
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,677
and then we get
to ten!
393
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,682
Good lord!
FRANCIS:
Thank God
you're here!
394
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,017
I was afraid you weren't going
to get my message at work.
395
00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,252
What happened
to your eye...?
396
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:00,987
Hey, how do you guys want
your burgers?
397
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,055
Just a sec, man.
398
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,356
All right, so
I got it all worked out.
399
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,724
You tell Mom that you need me
to repair the lawnmower,
400
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:06,992
and then I hang out
and I just...
401
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,162
No, no, I-I'm just not going
to do that, Francis.
402
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,097
Hey, you
guys better
403
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,198
figure it out quick.
404
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,165
This cheap-ass trash can's
melting.
405
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,834
Well, maybe you could
talk to her then?
406
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,237
Just calm her down
so that I could come
home, maybe today even?
407
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,739
Francis, you've got to stop
putting me in the middle!
408
00:17:19,771 --> 00:17:21,273
What, you're just going to let
her win this round, too?!
409
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:22,409
Francis, there is
nothing that I can do.
410
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:24,042
You know what
the problem is here?
411
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:25,845
You and your mother
are exactly alike!
412
00:17:25,877 --> 00:17:26,945
That's a lie!
413
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,181
That is true!
414
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,183
You're both stubborn
and unwilling to bend.
415
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,851
So, fine, you win!
416
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,019
Congratulations!
417
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,454
This is your prize!
418
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,556
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to go.
419
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:39,426
It smells like something died
in here.
420
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,463
Your father's right, man.
421
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:46,233
Sometimes you can be
so stupid.
422
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,801
Uh-oh.
423
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,038
WOODWARD:
I'm sorry.
424
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,974
No one wanted it to
turn out this way.
425
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,544
I feel like
I let Reese down.
426
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,379
Just keep moving, Tony.
427
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,548
So where does
this leave us?
428
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:05,785
I think it's best if we make
the switch as soon as possible.
429
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,555
We need to look at this
430
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,456
as an opportunity.
431
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:12,359
Big opportunity,
being in the dumb class.
432
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,462
Reese, this isn't
what I wanted,
433
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,797
but you haven't
left us any choice.
434
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,635
Mom, don't do this.
435
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,003
It's not
Reese's fault.
436
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:25,638
He didn't deserve an "F"
on that test.
437
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:28,175
Malcolm, we've already
had this discussion.
438
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,076
I saw the test,
he did a good job.
439
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,144
He deserved a "B."
440
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,079
This guy is totally
out to get him.
441
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,080
Malcolm...
442
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,448
Look, I'm sorry
you feel that way,
443
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,684
but you can't blame me
for Reese's shortcomings.
444
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,152
Mom, this is the test.
445
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:40,420
Take a look
at this question.
446
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,822
"What was the cause
of the Great Depression?"
447
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,157
He put down "Black Thursday."
448
00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,425
That's a correct answer.
449
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,194
No, that's only
a partial answer.
450
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:49,329
To get full credit
he should have included
451
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,198
the vast overproduction
in the U.S.,
452
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,366
protectionism
in the foreign markets....
453
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,301
Overexpansion
of credit
454
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:55,835
and stock market
speculation?
455
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:56,936
Yes. That would
have been
456
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,371
a complete answer.
457
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,106
Ha! You didn't read
the answer
458
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,941
because that's exactly
what I wrote.
459
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,177
"I" wrote?
460
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:08,315
The royal "I,"
as in Reese.
461
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,317
Because I think
we can all identify
462
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,118
with what he's going through.
463
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:16,389
You took that test,
didn't you?
464
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:18,358
You cheated...
465
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,727
You let him cheat for you?
466
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,964
You gave something
he wrote an "F"?!
467
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,335
You a out to get him.
468
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,470
Oh, I can't wait to see you
expelled or disbarred
469
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,738
or whatever it is they do
470
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,307
to creepy little men
who abuse their power.
471
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,309
There is no need
for name-calling.
472
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:39,145
I suggest we just leave
things as they are...
473
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,413
Oh, I don't think so.
474
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,482
WOODWARD:
Here's the situation:
475
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,650
if you notify the school,
476
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:46,185
then the school will find out
Malcolm cheated.
477
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:47,654
He'll be expelled.
478
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,656
Don't you threaten me.
479
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:50,990
This isn't a threat.
480
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,359
I just don't think
you'd throw away
481
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,927
the son who achieves for...
482
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,729
well, Reese.
483
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:59,366
You don't think I'd
sacrifice this one?
484
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,934
Let me explain
something to you.
485
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,836
I would sell Malcolm
down the river
486
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,238
in a heartbeat
to save Reese.
487
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,006
What?
Malcolm's
gonna be fine
488
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:07,907
no matter what happens.
489
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,175
Maybe he'll have to go
490
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,943
to junior college or
start off blue collar,
491
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,045
but he'll work his way up
to management eventually.
492
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:14,581
Reese is the one
who needs saving.
493
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,251
I don't believe you.
494
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:23,423
No mother could ever be
that callous to her own son.
495
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,227
Mom, please let me come home!
496
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:31,230
I'm cold and I'm hungry!
497
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:32,632
Please,
I'll fix the roof!
498
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:36,035
I'll paint the house,
I'll do anything, Mom!
499
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,371
Please, just let me live
indoors, Mom!
500
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,273
Please, I want to be warm again!
501
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,708
Mom, please!
502
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,979
Maybe we can work something out.
503
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,083
There you go, Tony.
504
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,452
Night-night.
505
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,889
Oh, my God, look at
the size of that thing.
506
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:58,925
Dewey, what in the...?
507
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,761
Run, Tony, Run!
508
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:06,065
Why are they always named Tony?
509
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,734
Bye, Tony.
510
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,703
I love you.
511
00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,081
Yeah, it's cold, filthy
and dangerous,
512
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,583
but I say we got off easy.
513
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,185
If we all pitch in,
we should be done in a week.
514
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:28,254
Hey, hurry up.
515
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,456
I'm trying.
516
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,958
I've got tar in my eyes.
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