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I had a bad dream.
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It's okay, sweetie.
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Here, come on.
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Come on.
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It's okay now.
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:
What was your dream?
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I dreamed...
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there was this man...
outside the door
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with a big knife...
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and he wanted
to tie everyone up...
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and kill them...
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and eat their eyeballs.
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Good night.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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Hey. What you doing
there, son?
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I have to prove Kepler's
third law of planetary motion.
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What's Dewey doing?He's coloring.
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Well, I'd better get
in there.
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Dad, there's this crazy guy
chasing me.
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He's saying I did
some horrible things,
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but I couldn't
really understand him.
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I think he's an escapee
from the mental hospital.
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I didn't hear anything.
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Hello again, Hal.
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You are not to step foot
outside of this house
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except for school
for the next month!
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Okay.Wait a minute, honey,
he has to go outside.
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He's not done pulling weeds
from his last punishment.
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Oh, I think staying inside
with no TV
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is worse than weeding.
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I'm already banned from TV.
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You are?
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All right. Fine.
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No TV, no going outside
except for weeding,
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which you'll do at night.
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Inside.
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Oh, I got nothing.
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How long is this going to take?
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Oh, look, just...
go to your room!
Oh, you...
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Your father and I
will sort this out.
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Okay.
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We are not
getting through to him.
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Well, what else
can we do?
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We-We've taken away
television, video games,
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his music, fresh air.
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Lois, we have taken away
his air,
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and he doesn't care
about any of it.
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Well, we had better
come up with something
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before he winds up being
a problem for the state.
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I don't know,
maybe we should try something
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other than punishing him.
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Like what?
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Maybe Reese needs
more attention.
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Positive attention.
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When I was his age
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I always wanted
someone there to talk to,
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to hang out with,
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be a role model.
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Oh, Hal, I don't know.
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Lois, that boy needs
a father figure,
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and I really think
it should be me.
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What is Cynthia doing?
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We thought
you would know,
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given your relationship.
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We don't have a relationship.
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It's okay... to feel.
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Shut up.
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Hey, guys.
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Here you go.
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I'm having a party this weekend.
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Don't lose
those invitations
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'cause no one gets past my dad
without them.
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A party.
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An actual, non-self-delusional-
figment-of-my-imagination party.
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Is it your birthday?
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No, it's just
for socializing.
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You know, it's weird.
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I've been here
for a month and a half,
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and you guys
are the only friends I have.
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You're kidding.
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I'm serious.
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It may be hard
for you guys to believe,
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but some people have trouble
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making friends.
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Cynthia, are you sure
you want to sound so...?
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Man, I wish I'd thought of this.
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I know!
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It's going
to be so great.
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I'm finally going
to make some friends.
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What do you think,
Malcolm?
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It sounds great.
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It should be a...
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party.
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Fingers crossed.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Hey, Eric, how's it going?
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You just missed your third
history deadline, Francis.
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I am not going to
Spangler's summer school
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because my partner blew
off his half of the project.
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Didn't you get my half?
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I slipped it under your door.
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Thisis your half?
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Yeah.
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This is my half!
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Well, if I knew you were going
to go so overboard,
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I would have spent
a little more time
on my section.
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You photocopied a page
out of the dictionary.
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Okay.
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I messed up.
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There's still time.
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When's this thing due, again?
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The 20th.
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And you're worried?
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We have over a week.
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My half took me two months.
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Okay, I guess I'm
just going to have
to buckle down
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and get it done, then.
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All right.
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I'll go to the library
and get some books.
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You stay here
and organize your notes.
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Sounds like a plan.
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68 degrees.
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Perfect paper-writing
temperature.
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Let's get to it.
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I thought you said
we were trying
something new.
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That's right, we are.
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So this isn't
a punishment?
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No. Why
would you say that?
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'Cause you keep
looking at me
and saying stuff.
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I am paying attention
to you.
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But, Dad, a cooking class?
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Come on, Reese,
open your mind.
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The art of cooking
is as masculine
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as any of
these other courses--
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judo, riflery, kickboxing.
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Anyone can fight,
but it takes a special man
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to craft a truly great
Bolognese sauce.
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I still feel like
I'm in trouble.
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Hi, I'm Cynthia.
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We don't know each other,
but I'm having a party.
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See how it says,
"8:00 till ?"
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That means it
could go on
ad infinitum.
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See you there.
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Hi, I'm Cynthia.
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We don't know
each other, but...
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What is she doing,
inviting the whole school?
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I'm sorry. I can't
talk right now.
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I'm saving all my good
conversation for the party.
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For instance, there's
an interesting piece
in this month's
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New England Journal
of Medicine.
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Hey, that's myanecdote.
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I hope...
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my wheelchair... fits in the...
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make-out closet.
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I hope you come
with an appetite.
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I'm serving cookies
shaped like famous
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Communist revolutionaries.
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Hi, I'm Cynthia...
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Uh... Cynthia, can I talk to you
for a second?
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Sure.
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Tell all your friends!
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How many people are you
inviting to your party?
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God, who knows?
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I left a stack of invitations
at the library
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and a stack at the arcade.
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I figure people will
appreciate the personal touch.
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You know, so they can match
a face with a face.
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Don't you think you're
kind of overreaching?
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What are you talking about?
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I'm afraid you're
setting yourself up
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for a giant
disappointment.
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I mean, when ten people
don't show up, it's a drag.
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When 300 people
don't show up,
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it's, like,
total humiliation.
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Well, I guess lots of people
will have to show up, then.
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Cynthia, you're a Krelboyne.
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Krelboynes have
Krelboyne parties.
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You don't know how many friends
I'm capable of making.
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Yes, I do. Zero.
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Just like the rest of us.
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Cynthia, no one's
coming to your party.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, it so happens
the Kinkos man said
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I set a new record
for laminated invitations.
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So? That doesn't
mean anything.
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I know what this is
all about.
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You're jealous.
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Jealous?
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Making friends obviously
doesn't come easy to you.
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So you hide in your
safe little circle
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while people like me
throw big parties
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and make lots of friends
and enjoy life.
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Hmm? Bitter--
what a surprise.
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The key to quick chopping is
to rest the blade
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against your knuckles
and slowly pull back as we...
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Who chopped that?
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I-I did it.
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Let's see it again.
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Oh, my word!
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Actually, his slices are
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a littlemore uniform
than yours.
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And you say you've never cooked
anything before?
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Intentionally?
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No.
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Remarkable.
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Sit down
and listen to me!
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I am sick of this!
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It's been two days
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and you haven't done
a lick of work.
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And I can't believe I let you
drag me to that movie.
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I know.
I'm beginning to question
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the whole talking dog genre.
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You know what would get our mind
off that movie?
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Another round
of miniature golf!
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No! No miniature golf.
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You have to get to work.
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You're right.
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When you're right, you're right.
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Let's get to it.
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These two books are
on the war itself
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so you can breeze
through them
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'cause your half of the project
is on Reconstruction.
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Okay. I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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But I will
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'cause I'm not leaving this room
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for the next ten hours.
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That's what I like to hear.
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Now, before I go,
do you need anything?
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I don't want you leaving
this room.
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No, just stop bothering me.
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I'm trying to study.
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All right, Harvey, let's see
if you can break Brent's record.
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You have to beat an hour
and four minutes.
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Go!
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Sorry I'm late!
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Craig ran off some kids
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and needed me to walk him
to his car.
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I'll have dinner ready
in just one second.
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Shh, shh, shh.
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Look.
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Well?
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It's hot.
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And it needs
another bay leaf.
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Just look at him.
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After tasting
his chocolate soufflé,
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the class actually gave him
a standing ovation.
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Reese?
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Dewey,
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are you happy with how
those are julienned?
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I think so.
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Go check the brioche.
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The bread in the oven?
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00:09:59,081 --> 00:10:00,116
Ah.
266
00:10:01,428 --> 00:10:03,326
Dad, I just wanted
to let you know
267
00:10:03,361 --> 00:10:05,812
how much that cooking
class means to me.
268
00:10:05,846 --> 00:10:07,641
If you hadn't signed
me up for it,
269
00:10:07,676 --> 00:10:10,575
I never would've known
that something so stupid
270
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:11,921
could be so much fun.
271
00:10:13,267 --> 00:10:14,614
Thanks.
272
00:10:16,926 --> 00:10:20,861
Oh, come on, that's got to make
you feel good.
273
00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:27,523
Aw, look at Malcolm,
surrounded by all his friends.
274
00:10:27,557 --> 00:10:30,250
I wonder what he owes
his social success to?
275
00:10:30,284 --> 00:10:32,424
What do you think,
Invisible Friend Number One?
276
00:10:32,459 --> 00:10:33,667
Leave me alone.
277
00:10:33,702 --> 00:10:35,600
There you go again--
pushing people away.
278
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,637
You know, Malcolm,
if you want to make friends
279
00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:39,017
you have to extend yourself.
280
00:10:39,052 --> 00:10:39,915
Yeah, you're right.
281
00:10:39,949 --> 00:10:41,606
I'm going to work
on that. See ya.
282
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,090
It's sad, really.
283
00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:44,920
I feel sorry for you.
284
00:10:44,954 --> 00:10:45,921
You know what?
285
00:10:45,955 --> 00:10:47,888
I just got
the greatest idea!
286
00:10:47,923 --> 00:10:49,787
It's the perfect way
to break you out
287
00:10:49,821 --> 00:10:51,409
of your self-protective shell.
288
00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:52,410
What are you
talking about?
289
00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:54,688
You're going to cohost
the party with me.
290
00:10:54,723 --> 00:10:55,689
Come on.
291
00:10:55,724 --> 00:10:58,278
Hi, I'm Cynthia
and this is Malcolm.
292
00:10:58,312 --> 00:11:01,039
We're cohosting a party
this weekend...
293
00:11:01,074 --> 00:11:02,040
Let go.
294
00:11:02,075 --> 00:11:03,904
And we have a musical
invitation for you.
295
00:11:03,939 --> 00:11:06,079
♪ You should come 'round
to our party, you'll have fun ♪
296
00:11:06,113 --> 00:11:08,046
♪ You'll have fun
297
00:11:08,081 --> 00:11:10,946
♪ You should come 'round to
our party, you'll have fun... ♪
298
00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:12,602
Okay, you made
me do this.
299
00:11:15,122 --> 00:11:17,884
Can't you think of a better
place to kiss me?
300
00:11:17,918 --> 00:11:19,471
There. Read that.
301
00:11:19,506 --> 00:11:20,783
Malcolm, are you crazy?
302
00:11:20,818 --> 00:11:22,509
Read.
303
00:11:23,613 --> 00:11:25,236
That's the Krelboyne
Wall of Fame.
304
00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:27,065
You can see that you're
pretty well represented.
305
00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:29,689
There's my section
and there's Lloyd's.
306
00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:32,657
But in terms of sheer volume,
you still have us beat.
307
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,796
So do you understand now?
308
00:11:33,831 --> 00:11:36,730
You can't have that party.
309
00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:42,356
But that one there,
that's ridiculous.
310
00:11:42,391 --> 00:11:44,669
No one really believes that
about you.
311
00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,469
STEVIE:
Real...
312
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,264
classy.
313
00:12:00,064 --> 00:12:01,444
Hey, you guys
seen Cynthia?
314
00:12:01,479 --> 00:12:03,515
No, but maybe you
can settle a debate.
315
00:12:03,550 --> 00:12:04,758
Maroon or beige?
316
00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:05,863
What are you guys
317
00:12:05,897 --> 00:12:07,140
talking about?
318
00:12:07,174 --> 00:12:09,073
Duh. Matching turtlenecks
for the party.
319
00:12:09,107 --> 00:12:10,143
CYNTHIA:
Hey, everybody.
320
00:12:10,177 --> 00:12:12,524
Oh, Cynthia,
I wanted to apologize...
321
00:12:12,559 --> 00:12:14,216
Nothing to apologize
for, Malcolm.
322
00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:15,389
Here.
323
00:12:15,424 --> 00:12:16,977
I'm canceling my party.
324
00:12:17,012 --> 00:12:18,703
These are uninvitations.
325
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,568
Don't crowd, there's
one for each of you.
326
00:12:21,602 --> 00:12:23,466
Malcolm opened my
eyes to the fact
327
00:12:23,501 --> 00:12:25,192
that I'm a creepy,
friendless dork
328
00:12:25,227 --> 00:12:27,091
who has no reason
to expect anyone
329
00:12:27,125 --> 00:12:28,161
to come to her party.
330
00:12:28,195 --> 00:12:30,784
You callous bastard!
331
00:12:30,819 --> 00:12:33,753
Cynthia, I didn't want to
tell you like that. I'm sorry.
332
00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:34,754
No need to be sorry.
333
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,307
I should be thanking you.
334
00:12:36,341 --> 00:12:37,757
Thank you, Malcolm.
335
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,724
Cynthia...You know what?!
336
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,174
There's only
so much crying
337
00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:42,658
I can do in one day,
338
00:12:42,692 --> 00:12:45,799
and just looking at you
makes me want to cry.
339
00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:47,145
So, if you
don't mind,
340
00:12:47,180 --> 00:12:49,251
I'd like to leave you now.
341
00:12:53,048 --> 00:12:56,189
ERIC:
All right, no more
distractions, Francis.
342
00:12:56,223 --> 00:12:58,191
I'm tired of yelling at you.
343
00:12:58,225 --> 00:13:01,332
I'm not saying Harvey's
last heat wasn't exciting...
344
00:13:01,366 --> 00:13:02,574
You didn't have to kill him,
you know.
345
00:13:02,609 --> 00:13:04,956
Yes! Yes, I did.
346
00:13:04,991 --> 00:13:06,164
Now, please,
347
00:13:06,199 --> 00:13:08,615
as a friend, just focus!
348
00:13:08,649 --> 00:13:09,719
I'm sorry.
349
00:13:09,754 --> 00:13:11,100
I know I tend
to procrastinate,
350
00:13:11,135 --> 00:13:13,793
but when a deadline nears,
I always manage to get it done.
351
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:17,451
Okay. I'll check
on you in 30.
352
00:13:17,486 --> 00:13:19,660
Uh, you'd better take this.
353
00:13:19,695 --> 00:13:20,730
Why?
354
00:13:52,314 --> 00:13:57,250
♪ Man, you know this party's
gettin' hotter ♪
355
00:13:57,284 --> 00:14:01,288
♪ It's gettin' hotter
356
00:14:01,323 --> 00:14:04,671
♪ I'm feelin' hotter
357
00:14:04,705 --> 00:14:06,362
♪ Feelin' hotter
358
00:14:09,158 --> 00:14:12,299
♪ I want to let my hair down
359
00:14:12,334 --> 00:14:16,027
♪ Gonna let my hair down.
360
00:14:18,685 --> 00:14:21,343
I can't believe
I really made this.
361
00:14:21,377 --> 00:14:22,792
You know, Dad,
362
00:14:22,827 --> 00:14:26,451
if you work really hard
at something, it shows.
363
00:14:26,486 --> 00:14:28,108
Yes, son.
Yes, it does.
364
00:14:30,007 --> 00:14:31,456
Mmm...
365
00:14:31,491 --> 00:14:33,286
Class, during our next session
366
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,460
we'll be holding
a little competition.
367
00:14:35,495 --> 00:14:38,153
Friends and relatives
are encouraged to attend,
368
00:14:38,187 --> 00:14:41,328
and don't be discouraged
if you feel a little outclassed
369
00:14:41,363 --> 00:14:43,675
by some of our
more promising students.
370
00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:45,298
We're all here to have fun.
371
00:14:45,332 --> 00:14:46,575
What do I get if I win?
372
00:14:46,609 --> 00:14:48,163
A six-inch paring knife
373
00:14:48,197 --> 00:14:49,889
and a bread cloche.
374
00:14:51,304 --> 00:14:52,892
Awesome!
375
00:14:56,723 --> 00:14:58,311
May I help you?
376
00:14:58,345 --> 00:14:59,553
Hi. I'm Malcolm.
377
00:14:59,588 --> 00:15:01,486
I don't know if you remember...
378
00:15:01,521 --> 00:15:03,281
I'm not sure.
I have a vague
recollection
379
00:15:03,316 --> 00:15:05,801
of you throwing
a brick through my
daughter's window.
380
00:15:05,835 --> 00:15:07,699
Oh, and I think
you're the kid
381
00:15:07,734 --> 00:15:10,288
who ruined her party
and humiliated her
in a public toilet.
382
00:15:10,323 --> 00:15:11,324
How am I doing?
383
00:15:12,532 --> 00:15:13,671
Now, if you don't mind...
384
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,707
It's okay, Dad.
385
00:15:18,779 --> 00:15:20,160
How's it going?
386
00:15:20,195 --> 00:15:21,127
Oh, great.
387
00:15:21,161 --> 00:15:22,369
The party's a blast.
388
00:15:22,404 --> 00:15:23,853
Can't you hear it
in there?
389
00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:27,202
What are you doing here,
Malcolm?
390
00:15:27,236 --> 00:15:28,686
You won't talk
to me at school
391
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,308
and you won't
return my calls.
392
00:15:30,343 --> 00:15:32,379
I just want to say
again that I'm sorry.
393
00:15:32,414 --> 00:15:33,553
Fine.
394
00:15:33,587 --> 00:15:35,072
You want to alleviate
your guilt?
395
00:15:35,106 --> 00:15:37,074
You are absolved.
396
00:15:37,108 --> 00:15:38,109
Just let me finish.
397
00:15:39,421 --> 00:15:41,216
I'm not sorry that
I told you the truth.
398
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,665
You were just
setting yourself up
399
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:43,908
for a big disaster tonight
400
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,565
if you went ahead
with your party.
401
00:15:45,599 --> 00:15:48,671
I just wish I was
nicer about it.
402
00:15:48,706 --> 00:15:49,983
What's the nice way
to tell someone
403
00:15:50,018 --> 00:15:51,985
they're a social retard?
404
00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:53,435
So you see my problem.
405
00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:54,850
But what I didn't say
406
00:15:54,884 --> 00:15:56,714
is that even if
you are a dork,
407
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:57,991
you're also
smart and funny
408
00:15:58,026 --> 00:15:59,337
and interesting and kind
409
00:15:59,372 --> 00:16:00,545
and a totally
unique person,
410
00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:01,926
and if other people
can't see that,
411
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,031
that's theirproblem.
412
00:16:05,723 --> 00:16:08,657
So, how'd you learn
to deal with the whole school
413
00:16:08,691 --> 00:16:10,003
making fun of you?
414
00:16:10,038 --> 00:16:11,729
The same way I deal
with everything:
415
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,213
I pretend it
doesn't bother me
416
00:16:13,248 --> 00:16:14,663
and then lash
out on people
417
00:16:14,697 --> 00:16:16,009
who don't deserve it.
418
00:16:16,044 --> 00:16:17,148
It seems to work.
419
00:16:17,183 --> 00:16:18,529
Do you want to come in?
420
00:16:20,807 --> 00:16:22,843
BOY:
Hey!
421
00:16:22,878 --> 00:16:24,259
Can I help you?
422
00:16:24,293 --> 00:16:25,950
Yeah. We're here
for Cynthia's party.
423
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,572
We found these things
in the library.
424
00:16:27,607 --> 00:16:28,918
Uh...
425
00:16:28,953 --> 00:16:31,024
I thought
you handed out
uninvitations.
426
00:16:31,059 --> 00:16:33,095
I thought you said
no one would come.
427
00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:35,822
Come on in...
I guess.
428
00:16:45,452 --> 00:16:47,075
I think he's actually
going to win.
429
00:16:47,109 --> 00:16:49,422
I just hope we get
to taste whatever
it is he's cooking.
430
00:16:57,637 --> 00:17:00,709
Reese, this is
the best spinach quiche
I've ever tasted.
431
00:17:00,743 --> 00:17:02,607
What gives it
that extra something?
432
00:17:02,642 --> 00:17:05,127
I put some allspice
on the pine nuts before
I toasted them.
433
00:17:05,162 --> 00:17:06,266
Allspice.
Yeah,
434
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,613
it just seemed like it would
balance out the ricotta.
435
00:17:08,647 --> 00:17:10,166
How extraordinary.
436
00:17:16,621 --> 00:17:19,107
How much salt
did you use?
437
00:17:19,141 --> 00:17:20,453
Just a pinch.
438
00:17:22,868 --> 00:17:25,492
I did not put all
of this salt in there.
439
00:17:26,631 --> 00:17:28,288
Where do you keep
your first aid kit?
440
00:17:28,323 --> 00:17:31,015
My husband's tongue
is swelling up like a melon.
441
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,327
I need a bathroom!
442
00:17:45,685 --> 00:17:46,996
I guess Cynthia was right.
443
00:17:47,031 --> 00:17:49,413
If you invite people to a party,
they'll show up.
444
00:17:49,447 --> 00:17:52,519
♪ Don't matter
who's the best side ♪
445
00:17:52,554 --> 00:17:53,831
♪ East side, west side...♪
446
00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:55,936
Well, that sounds like fun,
447
00:17:55,971 --> 00:18:00,458
but I think I'm going to leave
it unpierced for a while.
448
00:18:00,493 --> 00:18:02,011
LLOYD:
You girls should really
449
00:18:02,046 --> 00:18:03,841
get up
to the planetarium.
450
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,463
They got a great laser show
up there.
451
00:18:05,498 --> 00:18:06,706
I have a card
452
00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:08,156
that can get
four of you in
453
00:18:08,190 --> 00:18:10,054
for the price of three.
454
00:18:11,331 --> 00:18:12,850
Let me know when you're going.
455
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:14,783
As soon as my
grandmother
falls asleep,
456
00:18:14,817 --> 00:18:16,647
I can sneak up
and sit next to you.
457
00:18:19,305 --> 00:18:21,514
Are you wearing cologne?
458
00:18:21,548 --> 00:18:25,483
Just my... aftershave.
459
00:18:25,518 --> 00:18:26,795
Hey, Stevie.
460
00:18:26,829 --> 00:18:29,970
I'm working... here.
461
00:18:30,005 --> 00:18:32,732
♪ This party is jammin'
462
00:18:32,766 --> 00:18:35,114
♪ Come on, get
your booty on the floor... ♪
463
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,805
Can we please just go?
464
00:18:36,839 --> 00:18:39,359
Yeah, just two more hours
and then we'll head home.
465
00:18:39,394 --> 00:18:41,741
Francis, the project
is due tomorrow.
466
00:18:41,775 --> 00:18:42,880
Okay, don't worry.
467
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:44,916
We have an eight-hour
ride home.
468
00:18:44,951 --> 00:18:46,055
We'll do it then.
469
00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:48,851
By the way, this is Terri
and her friend Robin.
470
00:18:48,886 --> 00:18:50,957
♪ Everybody
put your hands up... ♪
471
00:18:50,991 --> 00:18:52,131
Hi.
472
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,925
I'm Eric.
473
00:18:55,237 --> 00:18:58,930
I'm totally going
to summer school.
474
00:19:00,863 --> 00:19:02,071
Dewey, go to your room.
475
00:19:02,106 --> 00:19:03,383
But Reese
476
00:19:03,418 --> 00:19:05,316
is the one who poisoned
all those people.
477
00:19:05,351 --> 00:19:06,869
Now!
478
00:19:06,904 --> 00:19:08,388
What is wrong with you guys?
479
00:19:08,423 --> 00:19:10,183
You didn't even let me
accept my trophy.
480
00:19:10,218 --> 00:19:12,220
Oh, I'll give you
a trophy, mister.
481
00:19:12,254 --> 00:19:14,360
Honey, the whole cooking
thing was my idea.
482
00:19:14,394 --> 00:19:15,257
I'll handle this.
483
00:19:15,292 --> 00:19:16,879
Reese, we pulled you
out of class
484
00:19:16,914 --> 00:19:18,191
because we know
you cheated.
485
00:19:18,226 --> 00:19:19,744
Now, you would
have won easily.
486
00:19:19,779 --> 00:19:20,849
Why did you do it?
487
00:19:20,883 --> 00:19:21,884
I don't know.
488
00:19:21,919 --> 00:19:22,885
It was fun.
489
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,784
Those people worked
very hard on their dishes,
490
00:19:24,818 --> 00:19:25,888
and you destroyed them.
491
00:19:25,923 --> 00:19:27,062
How would you feel
492
00:19:27,096 --> 00:19:29,582
if you were that poor woman
whose quiche you salted?
493
00:19:30,859 --> 00:19:31,687
Fat?
494
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,519
Reese...
495
00:19:35,553 --> 00:19:37,348
do you know what empathy is?
496
00:19:37,383 --> 00:19:38,901
No.
497
00:19:38,936 --> 00:19:41,870
Empathy is putting yourself
into other people's shoes
498
00:19:41,904 --> 00:19:43,734
so you can feel
the way they do.
499
00:19:43,768 --> 00:19:46,702
If you hurt someone, empathy
makes you hurt as well.
500
00:19:46,737 --> 00:19:50,085
Then, why would you want
empathy?
501
00:19:53,813 --> 00:19:57,161
He has no more sense
of right and wrong
than a tree frog.
502
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,714
What are we going to do?
503
00:19:58,749 --> 00:19:59,612
What can we do?
504
00:19:59,646 --> 00:20:01,234
It's back to punishment.
505
00:20:01,269 --> 00:20:03,754
How can we punish him if
he doesn't care about...?
506
00:20:05,894 --> 00:20:08,586
All right, son, here's
what's going to happen.
507
00:20:08,621 --> 00:20:12,003
For the next month,
you are not allowed
to cook a meal.
508
00:20:12,038 --> 00:20:13,177
That's it?
509
00:20:14,489 --> 00:20:17,423
So I don't cook, big deal.
510
00:20:17,457 --> 00:20:21,289
That means no chicken cordon
bleu, no Windsor tortes.
511
00:20:21,323 --> 00:20:22,255
Wait a second.
512
00:20:22,290 --> 00:20:23,601
You said no cooking.
513
00:20:23,636 --> 00:20:24,913
The torte is baking.
514
00:20:24,947 --> 00:20:27,640
No baking, no broiling,
no sautéing.
515
00:20:27,674 --> 00:20:28,951
Come on, you can't do that.
516
00:20:28,986 --> 00:20:30,608
You heard your father.
517
00:20:30,643 --> 00:20:33,024
The stove and all the whisks
are off limits for a month.
518
00:20:33,059 --> 00:20:34,681
Oh, please, I'll be good.
I promise.
519
00:20:34,716 --> 00:20:35,889
I'll do whatever you say.
520
00:20:35,924 --> 00:20:36,890
I'm sorry, son.
521
00:20:36,925 --> 00:20:38,823
This is the way
it has to be.
522
00:20:44,829 --> 00:20:45,796
It worked.
523
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:48,419
I think we really turned
a corner with him.
524
00:20:48,454 --> 00:20:49,489
We have a weapon.
525
00:20:49,524 --> 00:20:51,629
His actions will have
consequences.
526
00:20:51,664 --> 00:20:52,527
I know.
527
00:20:52,561 --> 00:20:53,493
We can hurt him.
528
00:20:53,528 --> 00:20:55,150
We can be parents again.
529
00:20:55,184 --> 00:20:57,946
Oh, it's even worth
suffering through a month
530
00:20:57,980 --> 00:20:59,637
of eating your
flank steaks.
531
00:20:59,672 --> 00:21:01,260
Amen to that.
532
00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:03,607
♪ Y'all gon' make me
lose my mind ♪
533
00:21:03,641 --> 00:21:05,850
♪ Up in here, up in here...
534
00:21:05,885 --> 00:21:08,301
You know, I just
realized something.
535
00:21:08,336 --> 00:21:09,682
Parties suck.
536
00:21:09,716 --> 00:21:11,994
The music always stinks,
the food's bad,
537
00:21:12,029 --> 00:21:14,134
and who cares
if no one talks to you?
538
00:21:14,169 --> 00:21:16,102
People are such phonies anyway.
539
00:21:16,136 --> 00:21:17,828
Hey, Malcolm.Hey, Cynthia.
Great party.
540
00:21:17,862 --> 00:21:20,313
I like the music,
and what's in the dip?
541
00:21:20,348 --> 00:21:21,210
Ooh, you know what?
542
00:21:21,245 --> 00:21:23,005
I'm gonna need that chair.
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