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- Previously on
Celebrity Treasure Island ―

- (SHOUTS)

- the most brutal face-off so far...

- (GRUNTS)

- Now we see the real pain.

- ...saw dirty tactics from Jordan.

- That is ruthless!

- But it didn't faze big man Steve...

Tohora take out this challenge!

...or Mel at the elimination.

Mel ― safe in this game.

- Thank you so much.

- So it was haere ra
to the pop princess...

- Love you, family.

- (GASPS)

- ...and a game-changing advantage
for Mel...

while Jazz and Courtney
formed an alliance.

- You came to mind and Eli as well.

- First official alliance.

- But are they playing with fire?

- If anyone gets a
little sniffle, then our heads will
be on the chopping block so quickly.

(IMITATES WHIP CRACK)

('CELEBRITY TREASURE ISLAND' THEME)

Captions by Julie Taylor.

Captions were made with
the support of NZ On Air.

www.able.co.nz
Copyright Able 2023

(PERCUSSIVE THEME MUSIC CONTINUES)

- Oi! They're over here!

- # Oh-oh.

# Oh-oh.

# Oh-oh!

# Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

# Oh-oh.

# Oh-oh.

# Oh-oh! #

(WHIMSICAL MUSIC)

(CRACK! CHEERING)

- Diary cam. Hello.
Day four ― it's finally happened.

Steve bloody Price.

What have you done, Steve?

- STEVE: Yeah, I was just
going to sit down as such...

(EXCLAIMING)

- All right, that was another epic
battle out there on the field today.

It was Steve Price vs bed.
- (LAUGHS)

- Here's the man of the hour now.
How do you feel?

- Bro, I beat it.
(MATT LAUGHS)

I don't know who it was.

- Did the bed put up any fight?
- Yeah, it did. It was three nights.

- Three nights it lasted.

Well, do you think it's something
about this competition that really
brought the bed-breakerout in you?

- Yeah, probably a bit aggressive
after yesterday's win.

- Yeah.
(MATT LAUGHS)

- Look.

- MATT: Oh, it's totally smashed it.

- That man cannot go on a top bunk.

Do you need a hand with that or...?
- No, not really.

- I'd be scared if
I was the other team. Ooh!

ECHOES: Bed crusher.

- BREE: Speaking
of the other team, what are
these sneaky Sandras up to?

- No one can hear us down here, eh?
- No, I don't think so.
It's too windy.

The strategy part of the game
is driving me absolutely bonkers.

I hate it.

But I went
to a Catholic all-girls school,
so my brain is always ticking.

Like, who's friends with who? Who's
said what to who? When can I, like,
catch someone in alie?

Like, it's just constantly
going on in my brain,

and so being on this show has just,
like, amplified it, like, 100%.

How are you feeling about
the way things are going so far?
- I think I'm feeling... good.

The three of us are feeling like
this is something we wanna keep
in the competition.

- Yeah.
- What we want is James to
become captain on the other team.

- I agree.
- Yes.

- Rarrr! Hello,
and welcome to my crib.

- James is friends with me,
he's friends with Jazz,

he's friends with Courtney.

- Uh, we've got our curtains here.
They are very...

very nice. You can open
and close those at any time.
I'll show you how that works.

Hang on a moment. Oh no.

Don't put me in any knot challenges.

- We're cooking up a little idea.

I get the feeling Jordan will
put up James if there's another
Captain's Coup,

because, initially,
he was thinking of putting up Laura.

- Batten down the hatches!
Keep going on the fish!
Leave the rice! Leave the rice!

- And then I think he thought
about it for a little bit.
- Yeah.

- He knows she's strong
competition, so he doesn't
want her to have immunity.

But I think he's leaning James
already without us even having
to push it.

- James would be a complete
curveball. If we got down to
the top three...

- OK. Just a moment here.

Oop. Oop.

There we go.

Nice and easy. Look at that.

- ...then I'd probably be leaning
towards James as the one that I'd
want there.

- Which is really good for us. Yeah.
- Yeah.

The only way that we could
try and make sure that they lose

is if we got to James and asked
if he could throw the challenge.

- That's a good point.
- That's a good idea.
- Yeah.

- If we could get James to throw
this next challenge, we could put
James up against Matilda.

We could win the Captain's Coup.

James is in charge.
All three of us are safe.

- I'm so glad that we've been
able to have this conversation,
because I've been going insane.

But now I'm just like,
OK, good, because this is,
like, a good alliance,

and we're working together.
We're not sabotaging our own team;
we're sabotaging them.

- Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
- So we're still in the team.
- Yeah. This feels good.

- BREE: A secret alliance...

with a cunning plan.

What could possibly go wrong?

- (LAUGHS)

I know. I can't help myself.

- Looks like I can't
help myself either.

Get in here, you lot!

- JAMES: Oh no.

- As soon as we see Bree just
swinging her hips and pumpin'
and thrustin', I'm like...

Oh no.
- LAURA: (GROANS) Uh-oh.

- Oh, that would've been
so good if it went in.

Welcome, guys,
to another charity challenge.
(CHEERING)

Yes, another opportunity for one of
you to take home 5K for your worthy
charity.

So, this one doesn't need much
explaining. You have to get the
ball into the cup.

You can't use your hands,
and we will play in rounds.

The winner from each round
will advance to our final.

All right, who's ready to...

play ball?
(LAUGHTER)

- Better than that.
- Needs a bit of work. Let's go!

Oh, there we go. Laura.

Used to have some balls
hanging down there.

Steve hits the rim.

Tame getting his movement.
That wasn't bad.

James looks like
he's got a bee on him.

Turia feeling that motion.

Feeling the vibe.
- Oh, it's not even going up.

- She's really powering through.

Matilda ― slow and steady.

Not bad. That was close.

- This is the greatest
thing I've ever seen.

- I don't think anyone wants to
kinda imagine a koro or a nanny
kinda going hard.

You know, I just thought of
my papa doing it. Aargh!

- Get the swing.
Schwing with the hips!

- (GRUNTS)

Ha!

(LAUGHS)

(CHEERING)
- Tame!

Nice work, my friend.

Laura doing some aggressive thrusts.

(CHEERING)
Steve!

Nails it.
Steve moving on to the final.

- Oh, too strong. Too strong.
- Get it swingin'.

- (EXCLAIMS)
- Matilda!

Nails it. She can't believe it
herself. Moving on to the final.

All right, and thrust.

(EXCLAIMING)

You've got to be joking me.

- The boy Matt Gibb ―
one-hit wonder. Straight in.

Look, I'll be real with you ― I've
got a list of friends to set Matt
up with after the show.

But I'm not gonna let them
watch this episode.

- All right, we have our final. Need
I remind you ― $5000 is up for grabs
for your charity.

Are you guys ready?
- We're ready, Bree.
- Ready.

- So, I make the final. We've got
Tame, who... very good contender;

Matilda ― we know that
she can win anything;

and Steve Price ― has he ever
won anything in his life?
I can't really remember.

And me.

- And, Matt, just some
feedback from a lady ―
- Yeah.

- little bit longer would be better.
- Yeah, absolutely.
I'll see what I can do for you,Bree.

- Just letting you know.
- Don't you worry.
- OK.

In three, two, one.

Go!

This is finals time.

First one to get it in―
- (EXCLAIMS)
- You've got to be joking me.

Matt Gibb taking home
the money for his charity.

- Matty Gibb. Put it this way ―
he's a short-distance runner.

- Well, Matty Gibb, I heard
a quick game's a good game.

- We're not here to muck
about, Bree, all right?

We're here to get some money for
our charity as quick as possible.

- That's right. 5000 bucks going to
your charity. Can you tell us about
who you're supportingand why?

- Yep, I'm playing for
the Cancer Society of New Zealand.

Every single person knows someone,
has a family member or a friend that
is going through a cancer journey

or has gone through a cancer journey.

They're an amazing organisation, so
$5000 is gonna go a long way to help
them do what they dobest.

- Amazing. Something that affects
so many people and their families,
so that's awesome.

5 grand going to them.

- Ka pai, mate.

- Another very fun morning, guys,
but it's time to head back to your
kainga.

You've gone back to back.
Can you make it a triple?
I guess we'll find out.

We'll see you there.
- Oh yeah!
- See ya, Bree.

- Bye, guys.

'Wait a second. What's happening
in those trees over there?'

- COURTNEY: I feel like this is not
far away enough. I'm so scared we're
gonna get caught right now.

Psst!
- Oi.

Hello!

- Whee!
- Whoa.

- BREE: This season of Treasure
Island may be only four days old,
but there's already mischief afoot.

- Little romantic stroll.
- I know.
- James and Laura.

- These two are heading towards
their rivals' camp. But what for?

- COURTNEY: (LAUGHS) Oh my God.
- ELI: (LAUGHS) What did you do?

- Basically, me and Eli are hiding
in a bush and waiting for James and
Laura to walk past.

- WHISPERS: Oh my God.

And we hear it.

- Psst!
- Oi.

Hello!

- Courtney and Eli
pull us into the bushes.

- (CHUCKLES) Hello.

It's so nice to see you.
- I know. I know.

- Eli.

- It's our first time seeing
them, and it's great to get a
gauge on where everyone's at.

- How are you, mate?
- Shh, shh, shh.

James is really good friends with
Courtney. I'm really good friends
with Eli.

- I've been hoping that maybe we
could have a wee... wee rendezvous,

kind of get a bit of a...

alliance going.

- Is this us? Is this a thing?

- I think this is a thing.
It's gonna work for all of us.
- Everyone.

- So it would seem James and I, who
have, you know, from the start had
each other's back,

it's seems we're now in an alliance
with our two friends on the opposing
team.

It'll be nice to have two people on
the other team looking out for us.

However, they come
to us with a plan.

- We would like James to become
the captain of your team.

- OK. All right.

Why's that? (LAUGHS)
- Um... Your name came up, and
everyone was immediately like, no.

- Too big a threat.
- Too big a threat.

- OK.
- Not me.

- Gorgeous, amazing, stunning
threat. You're powerful.

- I... I don't really― Well, do I?

I don't really wanna be captain
because it seems too much pressure,

but I also don't wanna be eliminated,
so I would like that power.

And, you know, get a bit more screen
time with that... rakau korero.

- So...
- So... if that also
works for you two,

maybe in whatever's about to
happen on the challenge, you can do
whatever you wanna do on the inside

to help make that happen.

- They want us to throw
the challenge today.

WHISPERS: OK. OK.

I'm mulling this over in my head.
I'm like, how does this work?
How does this work?

- Yeah, so just― if you can
throw it, think about throwing it.
- WHISPERS: OK.

Do we wanna throw this challenge?

- Matilda leading in Tohora,

looking for the hat-trick.

Jordan leading in Karearea.

They don't wanna see that happen.

- So, we're heading into
this challenge,

and everyone's, like, very,
like, hyped up to do the challenge

and 'We're gonna win
this challenge,'

and I am like, 'We are definitely
gonna win this challenge.' (LAUGHS)

- Jordan, your team is,
obviously, coming off the back
of two team face-off losses.

Have you guys had a discussion how
you can turn it around here today?

- Megan left us, and we don't
need to have her here physically

to know that her spirit's running
through this team. We're united,
and we're ready to go.

- All right.
Shall we jump into the take?

- Yup.
- Yep.

- This one's a battle of strength,
will and strategy.

This game is gonna be played in
rounds. Pushing on opposite sides
of the dial,

you will battle against
your opponents to fill
your cart with water.

Whoever has the most water in
their cart after two minutes wins.

The first team to win four rounds
wins the challenge. Capiche?
- CONTESTANTS: Capiche.

- It's gonna be a piece of piss to
throw. No way. These guys have got
it.

- The kaihautu
of the winning team will get to
decide who from the opposition

will verse their captain
in today's Captain's Coup.
- Ooh!

- Remember, as you all know, the
captains hold the power in this game
and get the all-importantimmunity.

- But that's not all they get.
They also get what's under here.

Right, James?
- That's right, baby.
(LAUGHTER)

- Talk dirty to me.

Let me talk dirty to all of you,

cos how does classic
fish and chips sound?
(CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM)

That's right. This Kiwi classic
to fill up your puku sounds
pretty good, right?

- Ae.
- But, obviously, this is just
one meal, one time to fill you up.

And I know a few people
have been asking for something else,
something with a bit more longevity.

So just hold that thought.

(CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM)

That's right. I'm also throwing
in some fishing gear so you can
potentially catch your own fish.

- Awesome.
- Sound good?
- Sounds great. So good.

- All right, everybody ready?
- CONTESTANTS: Ready.

- Well, then I'm ready. Let's get it.
- Let's get it.
(LAUGHTER)

- All right.
We're gonna start with mixed doubles.

Laura and Steve,

Nick and Courtney
stepping up to the plate.

All right, both teams ready?

Timata!

(CONTESTANTS SHOUT)

- We very clearly find out that
however strong we thought Steve
was, he's way stronger.

- If you went up to a truck...

and tried to push a truck over,
that's what it feels like.

- He's a superhuman physically.
You know? He's still got that kaha.

- There is no moving
that refrigerator on legs.

- You got it. Keep holding.

- Three, two,

one!
- MATT: Yeah, way to go, guys.

- Tohora take out this challenge.

They have one round.

- He's a (BLEEP)ing mountain, man.

- We definitely need
to bring it now.

- Tame, James for Tohora.

Jordan, Blair stepping up
for Karearea.

- Oh, yeah, big boys. I didn't
mind that. I'm gonna have a go
at it, you know?

But pushing it... (CHUCKLES)

- Looking to be the first team
to win two rounds. Everyone ready?
- CONTESTANTS: Yes!

- Timata!

Straight out the gate, Jordan
and Blair take it to their cart.

- STEVE: Come on, boys.

- Tame no stranger to battling it
out. He's been doing so all his life.

- JAMES: We got this, Tame.

- I don't think we can push it,
but at least we gonna show some
kaha anyway and...

and that's all I was really doing ―
just holding on.

- It is really tough. Once you get
to a certain point and you lock in,

it is really tough
to move it from there.

- JORDAN: Good boy, brother.
This is not moving any day.

They can put on a whole nother
bunch of people on the end of this,
brother; it ain't moving, cuz.

- JAMES: Ooh, this is hard.

- 'Aroha to my mate James.
(CHUCKLES)'

I think he was trying to tell me,
'Are you all right? Do you wanna
let it go?'

Hold on, bro.
(CHUCKLES) Just hold on.

- We've done well, Tame. And we're
the superstars of this team.

I didn't throw the challenge cos I
didn't need to; I was just shit at
pushing that big bloody thing.

- Three, two,

one.

Karearea take this round,
evening up the game.
(CHEERING)

- (EXCLAIMS)
- We are incredible.

Well done, you guys.
- Kia ora, brother.

- You know what, James ― I gotta
tell you mate, you threw that one
really well.

You know, couldn't even tell.
(LAUGHS) So convincing.

- Matilda, Turia going for Tohora.

Mary and Miriama stepping up
for Karearea.

- I'm 40-something; she's
50-something; we've got these young
whippersnappers on the other end.

- All right, timata!
(CONTESTANTS SHOUT)

- Like Boxing Day sales, and we're
gonna get the best handbag first,
thank you very much.

- Let's go!

- Hell no.

(CHEERING)

- Karearea get it
straight to their cart.

- JORDAN: Stay there all day, girls.

- MARY: Conserve your energy.
We're good.

- I'm giving it all I have, and you
know what ― it's not moving a budge.

- Turia, Matilda
giving it everything they've got.
They don't wanna lose this one.

- MATILDA: Big, deep breaths.
Big or nothing.

- I've realised in this challenge
that maybe my mouth is bigger than
any other muscle I haveon my body.

- Three, two,

one.

Karearea take out another round,
giving them two wins.

Laura, you're up. Mary Lambie's
stepping back up to the plate.

- LAURA: (LAUGHS) Shit.

- Laura vs Mary. Like, it's in the
bag kind of thing. You just have to
throw that challenge.

- Timata!

Laura moves it maybe too much.

- Laura just bulldozes that trough
right over to their cart.

- Laura potentially
just holding her off now.

- MATT: Don't worry about the water
any more, mate. You're way ahead.

- Laura's not throwing
the challenge.

It's looking
like Laura's putting her full,
entire strength into this push.

- She's got water in the cart.
Mary's got none.

Laura waiting for
that time to tick down.

- Laura's
just literally just like this ―
just, like, looking like this.

So serious. Not moving a single
muscle. It's really impressive,
but I'm also like,

'Excuse me, bitch. We said that you
were gonna throw this. What are you
doing?'

- Laura's literally like
a brick wall, and she ain't budgin'.

- STEVE: Nice, Laursie.

- I think when the team watches
this back, they'll know that I
stayed loyal to Tohora.

- Three, two,

one.

Laura wins a point for Tohora.

- Shot. Shot, you.
- Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

- MATT: Awesome. Laura Daniel.

- Whatever that little chat we had,
I guess it doesn't mean anything.

- All right. We're two points apiece.

Matt and Eli, you're up.

- Come on, Matt.
- ELI: Good to see you, man.
- MATT: You too, brother.

- I just am
a little bit freaked out.

I'm so scared of
letting everyone down.

- All right. We've got Matt
for Tohora, Eli for Karearea.

- So, Laura's just crushed Mary.
She's definitely not throwing the
game is the vibe that I'mgetting.

So we're gonna have
to actually fight for this one.

- Timata!

Oh, ho, Matt is hard out the gate.

He's seen this game before.

- As soon as that thing has got to
the bucket, it has not budged off
the bucket for anyone.

- (GRUNTS)

- No one has managed to reverse it,
because you get locked in there.

- You got it, Matt. You got it.

- (GRUNTS)

Looking at the ground, I'm feeling
so angry, and then I look up, and I
see the bucket.

(GRUNTS)

Something just says,
'Not today, satan.'

(GRUNTS)

I just push with all my might

- BREE: Oh, here he comes!

- Eli fighting back.

- (SHOUTS)

- Here comes those thighs.

- (GRUNTS)

- Eli making it to his cart.

- Eli is going to a place,
and I think that it's located
deep, deep in them thighs.

- (SCREAMS)

- We've got one minute to go.

- (SHOUTS)
- Who knows what's gonna happen?

- MATT: He starts
throwing out some heat

- I got you, Squirt!

- He starts also throwing out
some offensive slurs about my former
children's television show Squirt.

- First time we've seen someone
able to turn the tables.

- Take it, Squirt!

- Aargh!

He starts, uh, really getting
under my grill as well.

- Go, Eli!

- Matt still not giving up.

- JORDAN: Go, Eli!

- BREE: Eli's still got
a bit left in the tank.

- Five, four, three, two...
- Yeah, boy! Proud of you, brother.

- ...one. We're gonna
have to check the carts.

- There's a smile on my face,
and I can hear the people yelling.

It's just so nice to know
whatever happens from here in this
competition, I've had that moment.

- All right. We had to measure twice,
cos it really was that close.

We have a winner. That winner was...

Eli for Karearea.
(CHEERING)

- Yeah, bro.
- Awesome, brother.

- All right. This is gonna be a
three v three consisting of your
smallest players.

- (LAUGHS)

- We've got
Tame, Matilda, Laura for Tohora;
Jazz, Courtney, Eli for Karearea.

- We need to win this face-off
today so that we can rig the
Captain's Coup.

- I want James for the
Captain's Coup. I want it so bad.

- Everyone ready?
- JORDAN: You got this, Eli.
- MATILDA: Ready.

- Timata!

Oh-ho! We got a stand off here!

- Just hold it steady.

- If Karearea win this,
they win the challenge.

- Strong, whanau. Strong.

- Tohora need to give it everything
they've got if they want the save.

No side moving.

- MATT: Oh no, he's down.
- Pushing! Push! We got this!

Yes, we're so close! We're in
the bucket! We are in the bucket!
Just hold it steady.

- We got 10 seconds left.

Nine, eight,

seven, six...
- We are good.

- ...five, four...
- LAURA: Rest, rest, rest.

- ...three, two...
- One, two, three, push.

- ...one!

Karearea win this face-off.

- We did it. We did it.

- NICK: Amazing. Amazing. Amazing.

- Thank Beyonce.

I just am so glad, because
another loss at this point
would've been crushing.

- STEVE: Well done. Well done.
- MATT: Well done, team.

- COURTNEY: Wa-bam.
It's over. Karearea wins.

I'm ready. We win. (CHUCKLES)

CHUCKLES: Eli, James
and Jazz and Laura win.

If Laura had thrown that, because
her team knows how strong she was,

it would have been very obvious,
and it would've all come out.

In that respect, I was like, I'm
actually glad that Laura didn't
fake throw it.

That would be terrible.

- Congratulations, Karearea.

I will have that fish and chips and
fishing gear delivered to your camp
ASAP.

(CHEERING)
- Awesome. Thank you, Bree.

- I do need to talk to you, Eli,
cos we saw your thighs in action
a couple of days ago,

and I have now given
them a nickname.
- Really?

- The thighs with
the thousand horse powers.
(LAUGHTER)

That was quite the battle you had.
- Cheers. Yeah, I said some things
I regret.

(LAUGHTER)
- What were those things, Eli?

- I called Matt Squirt.
- Yeah. I heard some things
I regret hearing as well.

- You're gonna have nightmares
about those thighs tonight, Matt.

- Or dreams.
- Or dreams.

- They could be nice.
(LAUGHTER)

- All right, Tohora. You've got a
huge battle coming up tonight at
the Captain's Coup.

Head back to your kainga, rest up,
and Bree will see you shortly.

- We'll see you there.
- Toodle-oo.

- Nice work, guys.

(TEAMS CHATTER INDISTINCTLY)

- I wonder if Karearea are happy
about winning their first reward
in three days.

(ALL CHANT, CHEER)

- Win feels amazing.
Those fish and chips are
frickin' coming back, baby.

- MARY: Oh my gosh.

Whoo-hoo!

- Oh man, I'm a bakery fish and chip
boy, and this is, like, right up my
alley, man.

- (MOUTHS)

- Nick?

Nick?

Hello?

- They're good.

- Is there something else on your
mind? Maybe like losing to Steve
again.

- I know.

I know.

Bloody Steve-o.

- Ah, don't worry, mate.
We'll get him next time.

But Nick's not the only one
whose mind is elsewhere.

- MEL READS: 'Crimson I am born,

'yellow I dance,

'ebony I die.'

I've been thinking about
the riddle all night,

and it's just come to me.
I know what it is.

It's the fire. It's the fire pit.
It must be in the fire pit.

How do I get it?

Cos someone is always
messing in that fire pit. There's
always someone hanging aroundthere.

You guys ready to come down?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- We're ready to go.
- Ready to go.
- OK.

- So if I get everybody
down to the lake to get the net in,
then I can sort of scurry back up.

- I need a moment to change.

- Oh my God. It's like herding...

freaking cats.

- Just got clean and dry.

- OK, come on. Let's go.

Let's get down there.
- I reckon I should probably watch
the beans for a little bit.

- 'I'll just stay by the fire pit.'

One team, one dream.
We've gotta support Laura.

She doesn't wanna go out and do
this, so we've gotta be there to
support her on the sidelines.

- Open flame in the kainga.
- Come on.

- Open flame― OK, all right.
- Come on. It'll be fine.

- If you burn the place down, mate,
I'm serious―

- Come on. Come on.
- OK, I'm coming.

- This is my moment.

- Steve, so if it's here,
you're batting.

One, two,

three, four, five.

- Where's Laura?

You ready?
- Yeah.

- (SIGHS)

- MATILDA: Is that what
you tied it on to?
- Uh-oh.

- Oh, yep, so we're
looking for the thing. Yeah.

- WHISPERS: Oh my God.
I've got no time.

They are busy. There's no time. I've
gotta look for a clue quickly in the
fire pit.

Where is it? What am I looking for?
What is it?

Oh my God.

Let's go back down.

I found this.

What does it say?

(TAME SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

I need to keep it to myself.
You can't share this sort of
thing, can you?

What do I say to the rest of
the team now? I'm a bad liar.

- BREE: After tracking down a clue,
Mel has herself a conundrum.

- What do I say to the rest
of the team now?

- Good question, Mel.
It is CTI; maybe just lie to 'em.

- ALL CHANT: Share the clue.
Share the clue.
- Oh, maybe not.

- Aw!
- OK, OK. Yes, I'm going to, OK?

- MATILDA: Oh my God.
I started sweating.

- Oh, I feel a little bit bad.

I feel a lot bad, actually.

READS: Crimson I am born,
yellow I dance, ebony I die.

I shared with them...

I feel bad.

...the first clue.

- Fire? (LAUGHS)

- MATT: I'm gonna have a little tutu
around here if you don't mind.

- So now everyone's frantically
looking for the advantage thinking
I'm a really good bitch.

Oh!

Am I gonna be the villain? I'm not
gonna be the villain. Please don't
let me be the villain.

- Thank you for sharing that, Mel.
- You didn't have to do that.

- You couldn't work it out, eh?
You need our brains.
(LAUGHTER)

- So, anyway, shared the clue.

- How are we feeling?
Speak to your captain.

When we're coming up to the
Captain's Coup and who we need to
decide is gonna take on Matilda,

I need to hear from everybody.

- How do you wanna do this, bro? Do
you wanna do, like, a name the top
three and we raise our hands,

and then you make
the final call or do you―?

- Well, I think it's a top two;
it's Mel and James.

- Yeah.
- MIRIAMA: Yes, I think so.
- So in favour of Mel?

- BLAIR: I'll go Mel.
- Yeah, I don't mind.

- James.
- I reckon both.

- The beautiful thing is that
in this conversation, the way
it unfolds,

we don't have to push that hard.

I'd put Mel against Matilda for
a physical and James for a puzzle.
- JAZZ: Yeah, I agree.

- That's a good call, man.
- Such a great call, Eli.

- And that's what you want.
Just chuck a name. 'Oh, maybe
Jazz could be kind of good.'

- Like, I'm counsel
with you guys always.

- BLAIR: Yeah, and I'm asking you ―
what are you thinking?
- Yeah, I'm agreeing with that.

- (SQUEAKS) And then
just get those little nibbles,
and everyone's getting on side.

- I agree with that.
I'm happy as with James or also Mel
depending on what the challenge is.

- There's something very funny
to me about James leading a team
with Steve Price on it as well.

- I know, right?
(LAUGHTER)

- There's some inherent comedy
on that and...
- How good is that?

- It'd be quite funny to watch.
- Something comical about that.

Oh! The acting performances
from me and Court and Jazz.

- I think the team would be pretty
pissed if James became captain,
cos he doesn't really...

It'd be quite funny to watch.
- I love this.
- Something comical about that.

- I really do love that as well. It'd
be such a random thing to happen that
could happen.

- I'm thinkin' Oscar.

Or at least...

the New Zealand equivalent
of the Oscar, which is...

um...

(CHUCKLES)

a shout-out in the TV Guide.

- Birds of a feather...
- ALL: ...stick together.
- Kia ora.

- Jordan decides that he's taken
on all of our feedback, whanau,

and he's gonna make the call
when we get to the challenge.

- We're walking into the Captain's
Coup. I feel certain Jordan's gonna
pick James.

But there's also a little
part of me that knows...

he can actually do
whatever he wants.

- I had to really take a moment
to logistically think of the chess
kind of moves

that, strangely, I have the
power to make as captain.

- Tena koutou.

- Tena koe.
- Kia ora.

- Welcome, guys,
to another Captain's Coup.

Jordan, since your team won the
face-off today, that means you will
be deciding who from theopposition

will be facing off against Matilda
in the Captain's Coup.

This is an opportunity to
shake things up for the other team

and force their captain
to fight for their captaincy.

If they win,
then they get to keep the title.

If they lose, then the person going
up against them will become the new
captain of their team immediately.

But, as you remember from the first
Captain's Coup, that's not the only
thing at stake.

If Matilda holds on to her
captaincy, she will receive
an advantage,

otherwise,
that advantage will go to Jordan.

It's a big decision. You've been
doing some thinking this afternoon.

- Yep, as always, had a korero
with my team, sought counsel.

But, as always, this decision
comes down to me being the captain.

- It's a little bit nerve-racking,
because I feel like Jordan would
just, like, you know,

feel a vibe and change his mind.

- Have you decided who
that person's gonna be?

- I have, Bree.

James, you're up.

- Oh... (CHUCKLES)

- MATT: Jamesie. Come on, Jamesie.
- Very interesting.

- Everything is going
according to plan.

- Part of me is like,
'Yes, give me that captaincy, baby.
I want the rakau korero.'

But also, I mean, what the hell
is going on right in front of us?

I don't know what kind of
challenge I have to do.

- Right, James, I'm gonna let
you choose what challenge you
would like to do.

You can choose from these three
Treasure Island classics ―

house of cards,

foot build

or celebrity headlines.

- Ding-dong, baby. There we have it.

- Jamesknowsthis game.

- So, James, what's it gonna be?

- You know, my back is very sore
from carrying that...

tough challenge earlier today,
so I thought...

Let's go celebrity headlines.
- I'm shocked (!)

- That's up my alley.

(LAUGHTER)

- James is obsessed, some might
say to an unhealthy degree,
with celebrity,

particularly New Zealand
celebrities.

- (LAUGHS) You're gonna nail it.
- No.

- I consider myself quite
in the know, so I think I can
have a chance at beating him.

(TENSE MUSIC BUILDS)

- WHISPERS: Good luck, James.
- Hey, you too, mate.

- All right, here's how it works ―

I will be reading out a quote or
headline taken from social media
or news site

that's written about one
of your fellow contestants,
including yourselves.

Your job is to write down the name
of the person that you think it's
about.

If you get it right,
then you'll receive a point.

If you get it wrong,
then you get nothing.

First person to three points wins
and will be the captain of Tohora.

You guys ready to play?
- Ready.
- Yep, let's do this.

- All right. Captaincy on the line.

Here is your first one.

Who tweeted, 'Someone asked me, "Who
gave you permission to do that?"

'So I asked myself,
"Self, can I do this?"

'And myself said yes.'

Could be a bit of a guess.

Let's see who you got.

- OK, sorry, I forgot your name.
(JAZZ EXCLAIMS)

What is your name? Sorry.

- BLAIR: Me?

Blair. It's all right.
- Blair, sorry.

- I never said that.
(LAUGHTER)

What?

LAUGHS: The guy from Shorty Street.

- It was Tame.

- STEVE: Oh, Tame.
- (EXCLAIMS)

- Yeah, that's why I know who it is.
It's me.

- Do you have a Twitter?
- Yeah.

- Oh!
(LAUGHTER)

Cool!

- Blank apologises to Jacinda Ardern
for nightmare-inducing tribute cake.

James looking pretty comfortable
over there with this one.

Let's see who you got.

Matilda says Courtney.

James says Laura.

One of you has got it right.

It was Laura Daniel.

- Oh, I thought it
might've been you, Laura.

- And that cake was terrifying.
- It was. It really was.

- Blank apologises to UK after
biting into a Terry's chocolate
orange.

- God Almighty.
- James, the look on your face says,
'I have no idea who that is.'

Have a guess. You could get lucky.
Let's see it.

James says Jordan.
Matilda says Jazz.

It was Jazz Thornton.

- Wow. It was a guess!

- POSH BRITISH ACCENT:
She didn't eat something
the right way, darling,

and caused quite the offence.

- I knew the
Terry's chocolate orange was
coming back up to haunt me.

I will never live that day down.

I also was quite offended
that James had not seen it.
It was bloody everywhere.

- We've got a game on our hands.
Here we go.

- Matilda's actually giving James a
run for his money, and I'm starting
to get (SING-SONGY) 'nervous',

because if our plan doesn't work,
then Matilda's gonna get another
advantage.

- Blank met her first boyfriend
on MSN Messenger.

- I'm confident with this one.

- All right, let's see who you got.

Both say Courtney.

That is correct.
- (LAUGHS)

- Which means...

- ELI: What was his MSN chat like?

- His email address was 'willydawg'.
(LAUGHTER)

And mine was 'candykisses'.
(LAUGHTER)

- Hotmail.

- Who regrets getting his eyebrow
pierced in a Paris tattoo parlour
when he was 18?

I mean, who doesn't regret getting
their eyebrow pierced at this point,
right?

Anyone got their eyebrow pierced.

- MATT: That would be a clue.
(BLAIR LAUGHS)

- Let's see your answers.

(LAUGHTER)

You just learnt his name!
- No, I just...
- It's Blair!

Sorry, Blair.

- Apologies to Blair. I'm sure he's
a lovely bloke, but for now, you are
known as 'Shorty Street guy'.

- The GFSS ― love that.

- Unfortunately,
it was about Matt Gibb.

(CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM)

- You know, you're young;
you do things.
- ELI: Bring it back.

- I had a UV spike on the top of it,
though. I used to go raving, and it
was pretty cool.

- That makes it even cooler.
- Yeah.

- That brings us to a tie-break
situation. Sudden death.

One person gets it right and
the other one doesn't, they win.
You guys ready?

- Ready.
- Yeah.

- ELI: I'm really nervous
at the sudden death.

I just was not aware that Matilda
would be so good at this stuff.

She clearly― She reads
the Women's Day. And it's all
coming down to one question.

- Who posted, 'I was the first out
of my friends to start being hairy
at school.

'Teen Wolf became my nickname.'

This could be about me, actually.
(LAUGHTER)

Let's see who you got.

James says Nick.
(MATT GASPS)

Matilda says Blair.

- Rangi.
(LAUGHTER)

- Sorry, I―
Guy from Shortland Street.

- Finally some validation
in my life. You know?
(LAUGHTER)

It's coming up short there
with James, so...

- You're killing it now.
- It's all good.

- I can confirm...

one of you has it correct.

The captain of team Tohora...

James Mustapic.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

It was about Nick.
- I thought it was too obvious.

I thought it was too obvious.
I overthought it.

- SING-SONGY: James is the captain,
and the alliance is working.

- OK, Matilda, you've had
a great reign as captain, but for
now, please go and join your team.

- Thank you.
- MEL: Welcome back to the fold.

- The shepherd is now the sheep.
- Thanks, Steve.

It's actually awesome for me
that James is now the captain,

because if you cast your mind back
to the first elimination challenge,
I didn't put him up,

and so I'm hoping that James
remembers that, so we'll see what he
does for me when I need it.(LAUGHS)

- James, congratulations. You are
the new kaihautu of team Tohora.

Come and get your rakau korero.
- Thank you.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

- MEL: Go, James. Go, James.

- You can forget my name now, bro.
You know what I mean?
(LAUGHTER)

Erase it.
(LAUGHTER)

- Gotta protect Steve. I do
love Laura, so gotta protect
her at all costs as well.

And there's a few people on the
other team that I might wanna be
protectin' as well.

- Jordan, you
will now receive this game-changing
advantage for overthrowing Matilda.

Use it wisely.

- Wow.

- That just, like, probably tops off
the best day for us as a team and for
me as captain.

- Keep that to yourself or share it
with your team. That decision is up
to you.

- Thanks, Bree.
- No worries.
(APPLAUSE)

A very interesting day today, guys.
A lot to take in. I just learnt
Blair's name, which isgreat.

(LAUGHTER)
So I'm stoked about that.

- BLAIR: Me too.
- Nice to see you, Blair.

But a lot of fun. It's time to head
back to your kainga and rest up.

Tomorrow is about to get very
interesting. We'll see you there.

- See you later, Bree.
- See you, guys. Have a good night.

- Phwoar, what a day.
- What a day.

- That played out
how we wanted it to.

This is all of you being
able to get this today.

Yeah, your support of the
decisions I'm making, honestly,
it's incredible.

I appreciate all of you.
- Yeah, well, you're the man.
- Awesome.

- For us.
- OK.

- Jordan, we're running out of time.
What does it say?!

- As your captain...

we have the mercy card.

- Wow.
- OK.

- READS:
This card gives its holder the power
to save a player from elimination.

(COURTNEY GASPS, JAZZ LAUGHS)

Whanau, go in with
confidence if you've ever put up
for elimination that we have this.

And the main goal ― to keep team
Karearea going as long as we can.

- Awesome.

- If we go up for elimination and
one of us loses, I have full faith
that Jordan will saveus.

- 'Karearea feeling safe and secure.'

Welcome to elimination. Whoever loses
this battle will be the fourth person
to leave the island andthe game.

There is nothing in this
challenge at the moment.

'But one player's decision
will change the game.'

- MATT: That's not right!
That's not right! That's not right.